21/08/2011

0:00:37 > 0:00:38Mum's not in her room.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41So? She'll have gone after Dad.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44But Oscar's in his room. She wouldn't leave him.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06Come on, Jode, it's not even six yet.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Max's car's not over there.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11I bet they've run away. That'll kill Mum.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Why don't you come back to bed?

0:01:25 > 0:01:27I want to be here when she wakes up.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29He will be back, you know.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32She's not answering...

0:01:36 > 0:01:40- Will you call Dad?- No way.- You were the one who told him to go, Lauren!

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Abi, you did, too! YOU call him.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55DOOR CLOSES

0:01:55 > 0:01:59Here you go. You'll feel better after a nice cuppa.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03There's no way Max'd leave the car lot like that. He's definitely coming back.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Hmm! Finally, he shows a bit of drive! Opening up early today, Darren?

0:02:09 > 0:02:11- Er, no, I just...- Are you OK, Mum?

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Yeah, 'course. Why wouldn't I be?

0:02:16 > 0:02:22Look, Max is waking up in some grotty hotel right now, feeling stupid.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24He'll come back. His type always do.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28- You don't think he's with her? - How about eggs for breakfast? Hmm?

0:02:39 > 0:02:43- Abi? What time is it? - I'm looking for Mum.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Did Dad say anything about them going off together?

0:02:46 > 0:02:50What are you talking about? Why d'you think your mum's here?

0:02:50 > 0:02:53- I don't believe this.- Will you calm down? What's going on?

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Last time he went off, we ended up in hospital and I can't get through on his phone.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58Come inside, you'll get wet.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Did I hear shouting?

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Oh, have a day off.

0:03:02 > 0:03:07Loud voices, slamming doors, don't tell me...my daughter.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Granddaughter. Mum's done one.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13She's so upset.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17This is just another day at the office for Tanya.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- You OK?- You can't say that.

0:03:20 > 0:03:26It was Rachel I felt sorry for last time, this time it's the kids who've got my sympathy.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Serial offenders, Max and Tanya.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Some things you just can't stop.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35You make them sound like Romeo and Juliet...

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Laurel and Hardy, more like.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39She's my sister... she's your daughter!

0:03:39 > 0:03:45Yeah, and to think I went through the pain of childbirth for this.

0:03:45 > 0:03:50They say you forget in time, but every time I look at Tanya, it hits me all over again.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52You're just wrong in the head.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53She's got a broken heart.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56She'll have a broken neck an' all by the time I've wrung it.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59You'll have to find her first.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05Anthony, if you're under the impression I won't sack my own sons, you're mistaken.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09Both of you, round here, five minutes ago.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13- The boys late for work, then? - Didn't even come home last night.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17I've got a dealer coming for some gear, I got to get to a sale in Wanstead.

0:04:17 > 0:04:22I'll do it. Gym don't open for two hours. I'll do it, I'll stick around.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25That's a great help. Thank you.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29You're welcome. But don't expect me to get all Antiques Road Show with those old dears.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33Maybe I should give their share of the loot to YOU when I'm gone.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35If they haven't bankrupted you!

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Oh, thanks. Jodie's gone back to bed.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Just because Max is away, don't mean you can wear what you want.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Men in suits sell cars, men in jeans fix them.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Yeah, but I didn't know if I was opening up or...

0:04:54 > 0:04:59- Why wouldn't you be? You don't need Max to hold your hand.- Yeah... but I didn't know what's happening.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Is he just away then, not gone?

0:05:02 > 0:05:04He's coming back.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Oh. Cos Jodie seems to think he's...

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Oh, for the last time!

0:05:47 > 0:05:50- You got some chairs for me?- Yeah.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53- Those ones.- Thank you.- Cheers.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07- Do you know my old man? Eddie Moon.- Nah.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10No. Me neither.

0:06:10 > 0:06:16You'd think there'd be something, like an email, a dodgy receipt. You know, smutty playing cards.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Just anything, just to suggest a bit of character.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21But there's nothing.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Just...furniture.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Receipt for those chairs?

0:06:28 > 0:06:34No-one's accusing you, Jack, of being in on anything, we're just trying to find them.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Thank you.

0:06:36 > 0:06:37No?

0:06:37 > 0:06:40No, he doesn't know anything.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43How long's this been going on? Your mum and dad?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Months, Lauren said.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Do you think we should call the police or anything?

0:06:50 > 0:06:55No, no, they've probably just gone off to sort things out. Those two...

0:06:55 > 0:06:59I'll go and get changed, then we'll go back home and see if they've called, yeah?

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Vanessa reckons he's coming back, but I don't know.

0:07:06 > 0:07:10If he don't, there's no double wedding, no nothing.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12You and Jodie can still get married.

0:07:12 > 0:07:17With what? I doubt Jodie wants her photos to be by a bus stop outside Walford Registry Office.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20If she loves you, doesn't matter where it is.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Yeah, I suppose. Funny though, ain't it? Life.

0:07:22 > 0:07:27You think everything's all right, then it roundhouses you with something...

0:07:27 > 0:07:32- An '80s music convention in Southend!- What?

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Have you been listening to me?

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Five Star, Hazel Dean, Culture Club.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Oh, Darren, can you still drive?

0:07:39 > 0:07:43My life's falling apart. I wouldn't be able to drive you to the Minute Mart.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45- See you later.- Yeah, see ya.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49Here, Shirl, do you believe this? Look! Here, do you think Phil will lend us his car?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52No, cos I ain't asking him. Southend.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55- All right.- All right.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Marie, can I get a bacon roll please?

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Um... I'm really sorry, I've left my money on the side.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04It's all right. I'll get this for you, if you like.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Nah, I'm not a charity case.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08I'll be back in five.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14I've got my sister having a go at me now, as if somehow I'm to blame.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Probably won't even see Max now till my 50th.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20He'll turn up moaning at the buffet as if nothing ever happened.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Have you got a secret place?

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Where you go to be alone, where you keep stuff?

0:08:25 > 0:08:28So you heard about Max's love nest, then?

0:08:28 > 0:08:33No...no, but that's what I'm talking about, see.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35There must be something.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Him and Tanya had a bedsit where they'd carry on.

0:08:38 > 0:08:44How tawdry. That's what I can never get about Max, how'd he manage to pull Vanessa, and then dump her?

0:08:44 > 0:08:48- She's fit.- She's my brother's missus. I wouldn't know.

0:08:48 > 0:08:49I take that as sarcasm.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53Like I said, she's still fit.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Vanessa.

0:08:58 > 0:08:59Look, I had...

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Brannings like to publicise their every move, but not the Golds.

0:09:02 > 0:09:03Is your office free?

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Thanks for your concern, but you're not needed.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16You've tried getting hold of Greg, left messages for Max.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19I'm on top of it. Despite those two moping around

0:09:19 > 0:09:22and her going on all the time about how Jesus loved everyone.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24He did.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27That's cos he hadn't met Tanya.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29DOOR CLOSES

0:09:33 > 0:09:37Mum? Mum where've you been?!

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Probably in her skanky bedsit.

0:09:38 > 0:09:43- Where've you been? We've all been worried about you.- Where's Dad?

0:09:43 > 0:09:46- I don't know.- If you're getting back together, shouldn't he be with you?

0:09:46 > 0:09:51- We're not getting back together. - Right, so the family's destroyed and now you've ditched him?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Only want what you can't have.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57You could've persuaded him to stay, at least?

0:09:57 > 0:09:58Will you just call him, please?

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- I can't.- Are you kidding me?!

0:10:01 > 0:10:05I don't care where Dad is, he can rot.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08But she...she's been worried sick, so can you just call him?

0:10:08 > 0:10:14- I can't...- Why not?! What you can lie to your whole family, but now you can't make a phone call?

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Just call him, Mum. What's wrong with you?

0:10:23 > 0:10:25DOOR SLAMS

0:10:58 > 0:11:02- 'You have one message. - Darren, it's Max...'

0:11:05 > 0:11:09Sorry, we don't have any of them balsam tissues.

0:11:09 > 0:11:10Don't want the boys going soft.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13- What's that for? - Well, you look emotional.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Are there tears in my eyes?

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Max is an idiot.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22But to be fair to him, that is his default setting.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Just with you, I thought he'd turned a corner.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Everyone has blips.

0:11:29 > 0:11:30You spoken to him?

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Nah, not a word.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35You honestly expect me to believe that?

0:11:35 > 0:11:39And you? I know you're listening.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42What? Sorry, I didn't hear nothing.

0:11:42 > 0:11:46Come on, let's be honest. This is Max we're talking about.

0:11:46 > 0:11:51- Everyone keeps saying that like it's supposed to mean something. - Tanya's in his blood.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53- Tell her, Jack, go on.- Tell me what?

0:11:53 > 0:11:55About the bedsit.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01- Let me know when he calls. - They had a place where they went.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05Maybe if you saw it, it would help you understand.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33KNOCK ON DOOR

0:12:33 > 0:12:36If that's Tanya, tell her she's not welcome!

0:12:47 > 0:12:52- What do you want?- I've got some wonderful news! Can I come in?

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Getting my exam results back Thursday.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58I've never seen her like that before.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01A year of my life and no-one cares.

0:13:01 > 0:13:06It was like she wasn't Mum. She actually ran away.

0:13:06 > 0:13:11I think this is that moment you realise your parents are just as useless as everyone else.

0:13:11 > 0:13:17'Course, I knew that about five years ago, but you were always slow on the uptake.

0:13:17 > 0:13:21- It's not funny! - Yeah, and I'm not laughing.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24I swear they're not my parents, not any more.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28Just two idiots called Max and Tanya.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32Don't say that! I only told him to go cos I was angry.

0:13:32 > 0:13:33He has no-one.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36He's lost Mum.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38He thinks we hate him.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43What if he never comes back?

0:13:44 > 0:13:51- 'Course he will.- You don't know that. Why don't you care? You are exactly like Mum!

0:13:52 > 0:13:54I hate you for this.

0:14:11 > 0:14:12Abi hates me, don't she?

0:14:12 > 0:14:17She's just messed up. Can't handle it all.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21- You OK?- Don't know.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Mum's devastated.

0:14:25 > 0:14:29- I'm so sorry, Jodes...- That's all right. It weren't your fault, was it?

0:14:29 > 0:14:33Yeah, but they're my parents. I can't help feel responsible.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34Suppose.

0:14:36 > 0:14:40I don't even know if I can go to work. It just feels wrong. Like a betrayal.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43I think my mum owes you a bit of time off, don't you?

0:14:46 > 0:14:47Come here.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Sis?

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Sis.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Apparently, she's got some news for us.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08- You've heard from Max?- Oh.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11No, no, sorry. Actually...

0:15:11 > 0:15:13all of this is going to be mine!

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Except you lot, of course.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Though if you need the money I could do with the labour.

0:15:19 > 0:15:26Spoke to Greg this morning on the phone, he said he'll sell me everything. House, beds, sofas...

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Oh. Is that damp?

0:15:28 > 0:15:31- Can he do that? - My inheritance came through...

0:15:31 > 0:15:36and if there's one thing I've learned, it's that money, well, it buys you things. Like...

0:15:36 > 0:15:39I don't know, people. Houses.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43What kind of woman revels in kicking Oscar out of his home?

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Tanya did that, actually, not me.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Greg was very rude about her on the phone.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51So I'll let you all know a date.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57Are we going to be homeless?

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Can he do that? Just kick us out?

0:16:00 > 0:16:03- I'll try and find Tanya. - Just don't tell the girls, OK?

0:16:03 > 0:16:07Don't tell us about what?

0:16:07 > 0:16:09What did Janine want?

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Token of my appreciation for this morning.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Got a lovely Louis XVI desk in Wanstead.

0:16:16 > 0:16:17Beautiful thing.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27What? What you doing here?

0:16:27 > 0:16:30You're the one acting hot. We're allowed to speak.

0:16:30 > 0:16:34- Yes, OK. Sorry, so what do you want?- Come home with me.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Home as in your house?

0:16:37 > 0:16:41- Yeah. Reckon I can sneak you in... - Lauren, I can't. I'm on my shift.

0:16:41 > 0:16:46Wow, maybe you are too old and grey for me after all.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Turns out he's got this bolthole...off the beaten track.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55He's a wily one.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Sounds appealing - little place to call your own?

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Nah, sounds like a headache to me.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02All those extra bills, council tax, rent, heating.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05I've a hard enough time with the Emporium.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09- Ah, my sweet and lovely lady. - I'm not your anything, remember?

0:17:09 > 0:17:13You've got to learn to take a compliment. It's an art form.

0:17:13 > 0:17:14I'm not the creative type.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17A beautiful Philistine - bundle of contradictions.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Listen, have you seen Tanya?

0:17:20 > 0:17:23- No.- We were just talking about this bloke...

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Vodka, please. Neat. Double.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Excuse me a minute.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Hey. I just heard about you and Max, you all right?

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Abi came round knocking on the door at God knows what hour.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40Oh, please, you honestly expect me to believe you weren't all in on it?

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Well, I certainly wasn't.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Little family of cheats, all sneaking around.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Oi! Enough. I wouldn't be surprised

0:17:46 > 0:17:49to hear you'd been on at Greg, telling him to sell that house.

0:17:49 > 0:17:54- I have no interest in talking to that pathetic excuse.- He's too nice to do something like that.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56All of this will blow over.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59It's just a blip.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01I don't think so, I'm afraid.

0:18:01 > 0:18:07So you did know all about it then, eh? 'Course you did. The Branning tribe all in on it together.

0:18:07 > 0:18:13Look, I don't agree with what Max's done to you, but you've got to take your share of the blame.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17- I'm sorry?- You've been here, what, a year? Have you made any friends?

0:18:17 > 0:18:20- What's that got to do with anything? - You've suffocated him.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23You've not tried to work, get to know his family, his friends. No.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27You've just pranced around that house, flaunting that ridiculous barnet of yours.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29I was good to him.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32You live by the man. You die by the man, all right?

0:18:32 > 0:18:35A woman of your age should have worked that out by now.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38That what you tell yourself every night to get to sleep?

0:18:38 > 0:18:40All alone?

0:18:40 > 0:18:44Yeah, something like that. But see, you know you're in trouble

0:18:44 > 0:18:47when you'll sleep with someone just to avoid your own company.

0:18:59 > 0:19:04- You got a stall selling flip-flops ain't you?- Yeah. D'you want some? - Nah. They give me blisters.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Oh. Nice.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09Sorry. I just wanted to apologise for this morning's gaffe.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12- Oh, it was a gaffe, was it? - Yeah, well...Gaffe City Central, me.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15- Yeah?- Gaffington World of Adventures.

0:19:15 > 0:19:16All right. I get it. Wally.

0:19:18 > 0:19:23So if I were to buy some flip-flops, would you have a drink with me?

0:19:23 > 0:19:25What, is that a joke?

0:19:25 > 0:19:27I don't follow...

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Well, who you been talking to, mate?

0:19:29 > 0:19:32You come in here, you offering me money and now this...

0:19:32 > 0:19:36- I just wanted to...- I don't care what you want. Dirty little perv. Go on, do one!

0:19:42 > 0:19:45I was on the way to work for the woman who ruined my mum's life.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48I'm like, have you lost your marbles? I cannot go back.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Darren?

0:19:51 > 0:19:53What's wrong?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00'Darren, it's Max.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03'You're in charge of the car lot till I get back.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05'If I get back.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07'Don't screw it up, all right?

0:20:07 > 0:20:12'Listen, just... good luck, all right?'

0:20:12 > 0:20:14How come he called you and not Mum?

0:20:14 > 0:20:17He's definitely not coming back then.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Hello?

0:21:15 > 0:21:18TOILET FLUSHES

0:21:42 > 0:21:44How long have you had this place?

0:21:44 > 0:21:48- How did you find...?- HOW LONG?!

0:21:53 > 0:21:56About a month, two months.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Where is he?

0:22:06 > 0:22:09I don't know. I don't.

0:22:12 > 0:22:18I came to you! I just knew Max was having an affair

0:22:18 > 0:22:19and I came to YOU.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25I am sorry.

0:22:31 > 0:22:32Must really hurt.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37You spend all that time thinking you've won.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Turns out you've got nothing.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Actually, I ended it, so...

0:22:46 > 0:22:51if he's not with you, then, it's cos he wants be on his own.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01DOOR SLAMS

0:23:20 > 0:23:22What's the matter with you?

0:23:22 > 0:23:26Do you ever get the feeling that life's passing you by?

0:23:26 > 0:23:29- It's in Southend. - And where d'you think we are, eh?

0:23:29 > 0:23:31- Beverly Hills?- It'll be awful.- OK.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34You won't like the food.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37- OK.- How you going to afford it? You've got to fork out for hotels...

0:23:37 > 0:23:42You know what, it's funny, ain't it? All those songs about, falling in love...

0:23:42 > 0:23:45having your first kiss...they fill you with hope when you're young.

0:23:45 > 0:23:50You never think that one day you'll be too skint to go to Southend to listen to them.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54- Lend me your phone.- Why?

0:23:54 > 0:23:57- Cos I'm going to book us tickets. - No, don't worry.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Like you said, I can't afford it.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02Well, we'll have to work something out, then, won't we?

0:24:05 > 0:24:09- Don't give me that look! Not after the guilt trip.- Phil's Jag, too?

0:24:09 > 0:24:11No, Pussy Galore. We're going by train.

0:24:11 > 0:24:16Honestly, you'll be poncing about in a power suit with a Filofax, soon.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Oh, Shirl! We're going to Southend!

0:24:18 > 0:24:24- And I can't find Tanya anywhere. Just have to assume that Greg'll sell up.- Not my problem.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26So you'll see them out on the streets?

0:24:26 > 0:24:31I'm not turfing Vanessa out. Ain't her fault Max's jumped ship. I won't punish the woman twice!

0:24:31 > 0:24:33Lauren. Abi. Oscar. Remember them?

0:24:33 > 0:24:36Max'd throw a fit if he thinks for one second you'd let them down.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Well, it's Max that's let them down, innit? Not me.

0:24:39 > 0:24:43Not Vanessa. It's Max. I'm sick of clearing up his mess all the time!

0:24:43 > 0:24:47- I won't do it any more.- Don't walk away. I'm not losing this argument!

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Silly me!

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Bubbly's in the fridge(!)

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Bubbly's in the fridge?!

0:25:23 > 0:25:26BUBBLY'S IN THE FRIDGE?!

0:25:26 > 0:25:28SHE SCREAMS

0:25:33 > 0:25:34Mum, stop it!

0:25:37 > 0:25:41- So the sale ain't gone through yet? - No, but what power do we have?

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Mum can fight him in the court, right?

0:25:44 > 0:25:49She's been cheating, darling. I don't think we can count on the judge being that sympathetic.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51DOOR CLOSES

0:25:51 > 0:25:53You've got to free up your house, Jack.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Oh, there you are!

0:25:55 > 0:25:59We've lost the house because of you! Cos of what you did, Greg's selling it.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02He's selling it?

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Well, it's his, I suppose, innit?

0:26:04 > 0:26:08Don't you even care? What is wrong with you? Why don't you care about anything?!

0:26:08 > 0:26:12Because it is all falling apart, Mum, and you're not even bothered.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Why?

0:26:25 > 0:26:29- How did you get off work? - Pulled a sickie.

0:26:29 > 0:26:30What and they bought it?

0:26:30 > 0:26:33- Just call me Ferris.- What?

0:26:38 > 0:26:41- Best you stay here. - Yeah, Tanya needs you.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51Something's not right with you.

0:26:51 > 0:26:57All right, I know you done Greg over, but my Tanya wouldn't let him do this to her.

0:26:57 > 0:27:01She'd be on the phone calling lawyers, threatening to squat.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04What's wrong? Tell me!

0:27:08 > 0:27:09Oh...

0:27:35 > 0:27:40Thanks, Marie! I'm celebrating, so don't put that away just yet, yeah?

0:28:03 > 0:28:05Let me do the talking, yeah?

0:28:05 > 0:28:07- OK, as long as you go through with it.- I will.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10- Give her a week, yeah?- All right!

0:28:12 > 0:28:16Er...Jack. You know, now's not a great time, to be honest.

0:28:16 > 0:28:19- Tough, Darren.- Carol, please.- This whole thing - it's hit her hard.

0:28:19 > 0:28:22- We'll come back another time, yeah?- Yeah.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25- CRASH, SCREAMING > - Mum, please!

0:28:25 > 0:28:27- What was that?- Nothing.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29Jack!

0:28:29 > 0:28:31- SHE SCREAMS - What you doing?!

0:28:31 > 0:28:33- Stop!- Look at this house!

0:28:33 > 0:28:37- All those times I had her in my house. My house! My house! - You're insane!

0:28:37 > 0:28:39Jack, you've got to get her out!

0:28:39 > 0:28:42Tanya's having this house for the kids, so leave it!

0:28:42 > 0:28:47- Throw me out after what your family's done to me?!- Look at this place, what choice have I got?!

0:28:47 > 0:28:50SCUM! I'll kill all you Branning scum!

0:28:50 > 0:28:53I'm going to kill you all!

0:28:53 > 0:28:55A beautiful Philistine?

0:28:55 > 0:28:58There's nothing wrong in giving a woman a compliment.

0:28:58 > 0:29:00A compliment is "Nice hair, dear"

0:29:00 > 0:29:04or "You don't look a day over 25, darling". That's practically an admission of love.

0:29:04 > 0:29:08She's rarity. The woman is a marvellous rarity...

0:29:08 > 0:29:10SCREAMING >

0:29:10 > 0:29:12Get out! Stop it, stop it!

0:29:17 > 0:29:20If Max was here you wouldn't dare...

0:29:20 > 0:29:25If Max was here he'd give us a hand! He never loved you! You were a front! To get at Tanya.

0:29:25 > 0:29:27A front!

0:29:29 > 0:29:32SHE SOBS

0:29:32 > 0:29:34Max!

0:29:35 > 0:29:37Stop them, please!

0:29:43 > 0:29:47- What do you think you're doing? - It's not how it looks.

0:29:47 > 0:29:50- You should see the state in there! - She threatened to kill our family!

0:29:50 > 0:29:52You didn't mean it, did you, Mum?

0:29:52 > 0:29:54Up you come. Come on. No bones broken.

0:29:54 > 0:29:58- Maybe a big dry cleaning bill. - Look at Dad, straight in there.

0:29:58 > 0:30:00Let's go before he clocks us.

0:30:03 > 0:30:07- Michael...- Honestly, we didn't want this. She attacked Jack!

0:30:09 > 0:30:11- Come on, Jodie. - That's our home, Darren.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13Come on, Jodie. Come and help your mum.

0:30:15 > 0:30:17Let's get you away from here.

0:30:17 > 0:30:20SHE SOBS

0:30:20 > 0:30:23All right, it's all right.

0:30:38 > 0:30:39Take a seat.

0:30:46 > 0:30:48There you go.

0:30:48 > 0:30:51Sorry it's not a glass one, but you didn't give me much notice.

0:30:56 > 0:30:59- You got yourself a new prince already, Mum.- She'll be all right.

0:31:00 > 0:31:04- Just needs somewhere where you can get your breath back. - There's the office at the car lot.

0:31:05 > 0:31:08Maybe somewhere with a bathroom, so she can get cleaned up.

0:31:08 > 0:31:13There's the B&B. I mean, it ain't no palace, but...

0:31:13 > 0:31:16Perfect! Would you do me the honour?

0:31:22 > 0:31:25Can you pack Mum some things? A change of clothes and her wash bag.

0:31:26 > 0:31:29- What, you want me to go back in there?!- Yeah.

0:31:38 > 0:31:39You did what you had to do.

0:31:40 > 0:31:45That woman has lost everything. No matter what you think of her, none of this was her fault.

0:31:51 > 0:31:55I've come to get a few things for Vanessa to change into.

0:31:55 > 0:31:56Yeah, sure.

0:31:57 > 0:31:59What, Darren?

0:31:59 > 0:32:03Well, if I do it I'm bound to get it wrong, you know...being a bloke.

0:32:25 > 0:32:27That's been there all day.

0:32:27 > 0:32:28Well, we need a room.

0:32:28 > 0:32:29Yeah. Have mine.

0:32:31 > 0:32:35It's got towels in it. It's clean. Go on, just have a lie down.

0:32:35 > 0:32:38Thank you. Both of you, you've been so kind.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40It's the least we could do.

0:32:40 > 0:32:42She'll be OK.

0:32:49 > 0:32:52Oh, dear.

0:32:53 > 0:32:55Imagine treating her like that.

0:32:55 > 0:32:58Yeah, you don't know though, do you? Maybe she did threaten the kids.

0:32:59 > 0:33:03- What was all that shouting outside? - Didn't hear anything.

0:33:03 > 0:33:08- Ryan! D'you want your cuppa up there or you coming down?- Anyone would think you wanted someone to hear!

0:33:09 > 0:33:12- Nice one.- What are you doing in my house?- It's not your house.

0:33:12 > 0:33:14Greg sold it cos you had an affair.

0:33:15 > 0:33:18- Please leave.- No way! - Yep. Speak later.

0:33:19 > 0:33:21She can't tell us what to do!

0:33:21 > 0:33:26Don't even think of trying to tell me off after what you've done. You don't have the moral authority.

0:33:33 > 0:33:35I got as much as I could. Few outfits. Change of underwear.

0:33:35 > 0:33:39- Darren!- What? Carol packed it! It's not like I went through her drawers.

0:33:39 > 0:33:41You let Carol touch my things?

0:33:41 > 0:33:43Go and lie down, Mum.

0:33:50 > 0:33:54- Well done.- I went back in that house of horrors for you and all you do is moan!

0:33:54 > 0:33:58- How am I supposed to get all this upstairs!?- Do it yourself!

0:33:58 > 0:34:01I have to figure out where to live and how to pay for this wedding.

0:34:08 > 0:34:12Got all your things, Mum. We can get you all done up now.

0:34:12 > 0:34:15They'd never have done this if Max had been here.

0:34:16 > 0:34:18He'd have killed 'em, he'd have stopped it.

0:34:18 > 0:34:20Mum...

0:34:25 > 0:34:27He's not coming back, is he?

0:34:29 > 0:34:31That's why they did it!

0:34:34 > 0:34:36He's not coming back!

0:34:40 > 0:34:44Don't think I didn't see you sneak in this afternoon.

0:34:44 > 0:34:47That's one day's wages docked.

0:34:47 > 0:34:49Maybe two if I don't cheer up.

0:34:49 > 0:34:53Yeah, all right, but what do you reckon - Tanya or Vanessa?

0:34:53 > 0:34:56You was all over her like a cheap suit just now!

0:34:58 > 0:35:00All right?

0:35:00 > 0:35:01Eddie, can I have a word?

0:35:04 > 0:35:06Look, I'm sorry that you had to see that.

0:35:08 > 0:35:12Michael? Do us a favour, go and see how Vanessa is.

0:35:13 > 0:35:14Bit worried about her.

0:35:24 > 0:35:27Why shouldn't me and Ryan be together? There aren't any kids involved.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29- There are - YOU'RE a kid.- I'm 17!

0:35:29 > 0:35:33Even the law which, let's face it, is pretty down on anything fun,

0:35:33 > 0:35:35- even the law says I can have sex! - Lauren...

0:35:35 > 0:35:37Have you heard what's going on out there?

0:35:37 > 0:35:41- Jack's chucked Vanessa out on the street!- Why?

0:35:41 > 0:35:44- To move US in! - I never asked him to do that.

0:35:44 > 0:35:49Maybe Uncle Jack thought something needed doing before we end up on the street!

0:35:49 > 0:35:52RAINIE: It's finished! Come see, quick!

0:35:57 > 0:36:01- My greatest work!- Now that is what I call a housewarming gift.

0:36:03 > 0:36:04You idiot!

0:36:06 > 0:36:09- This is all your fault, Mum. - Happy now?

0:36:14 > 0:36:16I just need to get some air.

0:36:21 > 0:36:22Work...

0:36:22 > 0:36:24work!

0:36:24 > 0:36:26MOBILE RINGS

0:36:27 > 0:36:29- Not now, Fiona.- Fiona?

0:36:31 > 0:36:32Sorry, I didn't see you there.

0:36:32 > 0:36:35Too many women in your life obviously!

0:36:36 > 0:36:39I hope you don't think I'm weird popping in like this,

0:36:39 > 0:36:41but it was so lovely meeting you and Bobby

0:36:41 > 0:36:45at the swings yesterday. You mentioned the business

0:36:45 > 0:36:48and I was passing... Oh, look at me rabbiting on!

0:36:49 > 0:36:52It's fine, I don't mind at all, Rebecca. It's lovely to see you again.

0:37:04 > 0:37:07- Maybe we should put off the wedding. - Has your mum said anything?

0:37:07 > 0:37:12No, but how's she going to stand there and watch us get married now?

0:37:12 > 0:37:15And we can't even afford it anyway. Where are we sleeping tonight?

0:37:17 > 0:37:19Don't even think about it.

0:37:19 > 0:37:21MOBILE RINGS

0:37:22 > 0:37:26- What does he want?!- How should I know?- Then why's he calling?

0:37:26 > 0:37:28I cancelled the call, right. Leave it!

0:37:28 > 0:37:30Look, you don't need him, Jode!

0:37:30 > 0:37:32I'm going to find us somewhere!

0:37:34 > 0:37:36DOOR SLAMS

0:37:40 > 0:37:42How're you getting on? My room no good?

0:37:42 > 0:37:44Plug socket was too far away from the mirror.

0:37:44 > 0:37:47Honestly, how do you do your hair in the mornings?

0:37:50 > 0:37:52You don't have to put on a brave face for me, you know.

0:37:54 > 0:37:57I'll be out of your way soon.

0:37:57 > 0:37:59You found somewhere, yeah?

0:38:02 > 0:38:04Why did you tell me,

0:38:04 > 0:38:07- about the bedsit? - You needed to know.

0:38:07 > 0:38:08What do you care what I need?

0:38:15 > 0:38:17You've got a lovely dad there.

0:38:18 > 0:38:20- He's kind.- Thank you.

0:38:21 > 0:38:23Made me wonder if I got you wrong.

0:38:25 > 0:38:29Well, that depends what you thought of me in the first place.

0:38:29 > 0:38:32I certainly didn't think you were one to fish for compliments.

0:38:32 > 0:38:34Maybe I have low self-esteem issues.

0:38:36 > 0:38:40- I think you wouldn't do what Max has done.- Oh, I dunno.

0:38:40 > 0:38:42I've kicked a few out in my time.

0:38:44 > 0:38:46Yeah, but I bet you made it clear.

0:38:47 > 0:38:49You didn't hide behind...

0:38:49 > 0:38:51love and promises.

0:38:59 > 0:39:01I bet those women knew exactly what they were getting.

0:39:08 > 0:39:09They did...

0:39:15 > 0:39:17..and it was never a place to stay.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26Just, erm...

0:39:26 > 0:39:29drop the keys off at the gym when you're done, yeah?

0:39:38 > 0:39:40Not that my patients are a trusted source of news,

0:39:40 > 0:39:43but I hear things have been eventful.

0:39:46 > 0:39:47Is that what you wanted to talk about?

0:39:49 > 0:39:51Have you managed to book an appointment yet?

0:39:53 > 0:39:55I've been trying...

0:39:56 > 0:40:00Let's do it together. If we call them now, they'll see you by the end of the week.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02By the end of the week?

0:40:02 > 0:40:05I thought there'd be a waiting list, that's all you hear about.

0:40:05 > 0:40:11With the abnormal cells we found, they'll want to perform a colposcopy and a biopsy as soon as possible.

0:40:12 > 0:40:14Have you told anyone, your family?

0:40:15 > 0:40:20- None of their business.- Tanya, you need support.- I'm fine. I'm fine.

0:40:20 > 0:40:23You came here presumably because you wanted someone to talk to.

0:40:27 > 0:40:29I don't know why I came.

0:40:29 > 0:40:31If you want advice...

0:40:31 > 0:40:33go back to your family. Tell them.

0:40:34 > 0:40:36Let them help you.

0:40:40 > 0:40:45The fat fryer's on the blink and I'm turning away customers. I haven't got have time for this.

0:40:45 > 0:40:46I'm desperate!

0:40:46 > 0:40:49I've been using the flat for storage. It's not in a fit state.

0:40:49 > 0:40:52- I don't care, I just need a place! - You can't afford the rent!

0:40:52 > 0:40:56- Word travels fast. I've still got a job!- That car lot won't survive without Max.

0:40:56 > 0:41:00How long will Jodie work for Tanya? I need a better guarantor than that.

0:41:00 > 0:41:02- I've got Vanessa!- Are you OK, love?

0:41:02 > 0:41:07I just need to find a place for me and my fiancee or she'll run off back to her dad!

0:41:07 > 0:41:09Oh, you poor thing!

0:41:09 > 0:41:14Yeah. Look, I tell you what, I'll try and get the stuff moved out later on and you go in it.

0:41:14 > 0:41:17It won't be pretty or anything but it's a start, innit?

0:41:17 > 0:41:20- You sure about that, Ian?- Yeah.

0:41:20 > 0:41:23I'm not going to let you down, I'm good for the money.

0:41:23 > 0:41:24Give us a call later, yeah.

0:41:27 > 0:41:29He's a good lad. Just needs a helping hand.

0:41:29 > 0:41:32You're so lovely, aren't you?

0:41:33 > 0:41:36Forgive me saying this, but your wife...

0:41:36 > 0:41:38she must have been a wonderful woman.

0:41:44 > 0:41:46Lauren. So...

0:41:46 > 0:41:50- what'd your mum say about us?- You looking for the seal of approval?

0:41:50 > 0:41:53I don't think you're quite what she had in mind for her little girl.

0:41:53 > 0:41:57What you talking about? That's not what I mean. Will she tell Whitney?

0:41:57 > 0:42:01- The way you're carrying on, she won't have to.- Lauren...

0:42:01 > 0:42:05- Lauren, have I got the biggest surprise in the world ever.- Yeah?

0:42:05 > 0:42:08We're going to Ayia Napa! I booked the tickets this morning!

0:42:08 > 0:42:10Oh, cool.

0:42:10 > 0:42:13Is that all I get? You know what, that's cool.

0:42:13 > 0:42:16Cos Fat Boy would probably chew my arm off for it.

0:42:19 > 0:42:20Lauren?

0:42:20 > 0:42:23Babe, what's the matter?!

0:42:23 > 0:42:24Babe!

0:42:24 > 0:42:26'Get some air, did you?'

0:42:29 > 0:42:32I've put Rainie to bed. She's going to feel it tonight.

0:42:34 > 0:42:35Listen...

0:42:36 > 0:42:40..cos I'm only going to say this once. You're a Cross.

0:42:40 > 0:42:41Whatever's going on in your head,

0:42:41 > 0:42:45you get up in the morning, put a smile on your face

0:42:45 > 0:42:47and help your family.

0:42:48 > 0:42:51Time's when I looked after you and your sister.

0:42:51 > 0:42:54I was in so much pain my hand shook.

0:42:54 > 0:42:57Are you sure you want to talk about parenting skills?

0:42:57 > 0:42:58Listen! And listen good.

0:43:00 > 0:43:02You've lost this house.

0:43:02 > 0:43:05Everything's falling away from you like litter

0:43:05 > 0:43:07in the wind. Your little games...

0:43:07 > 0:43:09your little affairs... Park 'em!

0:43:09 > 0:43:12Put a smile on your face

0:43:12 > 0:43:15and get your family back together. Now!

0:43:26 > 0:43:29- Have you seen Jodie?- Only I can't get hold of her and she's been...

0:43:33 > 0:43:36Shouldn't you be selling cars or something?

0:43:36 > 0:43:40- You honestly expect to marry my daughter, you'll have to man up. - Actually, I found us a pad.

0:43:40 > 0:43:44I mean, it's not all signed off yet, but... it's the flat behind the chippy.

0:43:45 > 0:43:48- A chippy flat?- Yeah.

0:43:48 > 0:43:50At least I found us a place. I said I would and I did.

0:43:50 > 0:43:51Aren't you the hero?

0:43:51 > 0:43:55Oh, you won't be needing to stay with us, then? Take it you've found somewhere?

0:43:58 > 0:44:01Look, you can tell Jodie I've sorted a place...

0:44:01 > 0:44:04and you can tell her it's not much, but it's ours.

0:44:04 > 0:44:05We can move in later.

0:44:07 > 0:44:09Sleep well tonight.

0:44:15 > 0:44:17- Really? Three days docked?- Four.

0:44:21 > 0:44:23- Carol?- Do you know,

0:44:23 > 0:44:27I got home and I thought who the hell are you to make me feel bad about my family?

0:44:27 > 0:44:30- Calm down!- You know nothing about what went on inside that house!

0:44:30 > 0:44:34- We've got a live one. - Do I look like the sort of person you want to have a laugh at?

0:45:15 > 0:45:18PHONE RINGS

0:45:23 > 0:45:24Mum...

0:45:25 > 0:45:26..you look amazing!

0:45:26 > 0:45:30Sorry for what happened today, darling. I let things get on top of me.

0:45:30 > 0:45:33- That's OK.- Now, we need to take control of this...situation.

0:45:33 > 0:45:36- I know you've got this wedding planned, but... - Want me to put it off?

0:45:36 > 0:45:38Let's just see what this flat's like that Darren's found.

0:45:38 > 0:45:42- Darren's found us a place? - I was stupid going for Max.

0:45:42 > 0:45:46- Followed my heart. Woman of my age. - But that's the point, isn't it?

0:45:46 > 0:45:47Men are money, Jo-Jo.

0:45:47 > 0:45:52You find one who can support you, then see if you can put up with his disgusting habits.

0:45:52 > 0:45:54Don't be sad, my angel, we'll get through this.

0:45:54 > 0:45:56Darren's a good man, Mum.

0:46:00 > 0:46:04He'll do for now, but we need to set our sights higher.

0:46:04 > 0:46:06I'm not going to end up with nothing.

0:46:06 > 0:46:08Not while I can still pull off a Gucci dress.

0:46:14 > 0:46:16'Yes, it is I...'

0:46:16 > 0:46:19nominee torch bearer for the Olympic Games!

0:46:19 > 0:46:23- Where there is darkness, I shall bring light!- Not now, Fats.

0:46:23 > 0:46:26- Hush your gums, man, I'm an Olympian here.- Space. Now.

0:46:27 > 0:46:32Oh...sorry. Sorry, babes. You can congratulate me later, yeah?

0:46:32 > 0:46:35All right easy, easy! Easy, goodness!

0:46:36 > 0:46:41They're just screw ups. One day me, Abi and Oscar will be gone and they'll still be sneaking around,

0:46:41 > 0:46:44getting back together, breaking up, ad vominatum.

0:46:44 > 0:46:47Oh, not another one. We're busy, mate, I'm sorry.

0:46:47 > 0:46:50- I've decided we got off on the wrong foot.- Go away!

0:46:50 > 0:46:53- Such a loser.- I was thinking more lovable rogue than loser.

0:46:53 > 0:46:56- Sorry, what do you want? - Same as everyone.

0:46:56 > 0:47:00Contract with Man United, someone to invent chocolate that you can eat forever without getting fat...

0:47:00 > 0:47:02and her phone number.

0:47:06 > 0:47:08KNOCK AT DOOR

0:47:11 > 0:47:12- Hi!- Cheryl!

0:47:12 > 0:47:17- I was just passing, I thought I'd pop in.- I'm not feeling very well -

0:47:17 > 0:47:21- sore throat, glands are up and everything...- Well, you need someone to look after you!

0:47:21 > 0:47:23No!

0:47:23 > 0:47:25No, I'm not a good patient.

0:47:25 > 0:47:27I get very short tempered and grumpy.

0:47:27 > 0:47:30I can handle that. You men are all the same when you're ill.

0:47:30 > 0:47:32You sit in front of the telly eating crisps!

0:47:32 > 0:47:36- What you need is a hot toddy and some vitamin C.- Honestly, I'll be fine.

0:47:36 > 0:47:42It's really nice of you to drop round, but I'll call you another day.

0:47:50 > 0:47:52MUSIC PLAYS

0:47:52 > 0:47:55# ..Living it up while I'm going down

0:47:55 > 0:47:57# Love in an elevator... #

0:48:02 > 0:48:05- KNOCK AT DOOR - I told you, I'm not well!

0:48:05 > 0:48:08Oh, sorry, I didn't realise.

0:48:08 > 0:48:10Rebecca! Hold on, hold on!

0:48:13 > 0:48:15Rebecca, please just wait there! Sorry.

0:48:15 > 0:48:18Sorry, I thought you were...

0:48:18 > 0:48:20Nevermind. Main thing is you're here.

0:48:20 > 0:48:21And you look lovely.

0:48:23 > 0:48:27- Have I got this wrong?- No. Not if you normally dress like that for dinner!

0:48:27 > 0:48:30When you said we should make the most of the evening,

0:48:30 > 0:48:32I thought you meant we'd clear out your flat...

0:48:32 > 0:48:33for that poor boy today.

0:48:33 > 0:48:36Is that not what you meant?

0:48:36 > 0:48:40- I went to Ibiza once. Didn't care much for it.- You went to Ibiza and you didn't have a laugh?

0:48:40 > 0:48:44- Give me an afternoon on Camber Sands and a stick of rock any day! - Are you actually about 40?

0:48:44 > 0:48:47It is nice there though, ain't it? LAUREN SCOFFS

0:48:47 > 0:48:48Went there when I was younger.

0:48:48 > 0:48:51- We'll just jack Ayia Napa in, then? - She's cheered up.

0:48:51 > 0:48:53See my effect? Lovable rogue.

0:48:53 > 0:48:57- Give us your phone number.- Oh, just give it to him, Whitney, please.

0:49:01 > 0:49:03What do you want?

0:49:07 > 0:49:08Your help.

0:49:09 > 0:49:13The girls and Oscar are homeless, no-one knows where Max is, Tanya's off on one...

0:49:13 > 0:49:15and in the middle of all of that

0:49:15 > 0:49:19- Vanessa decides to destroy Jack's house.- She sounds brilliant.

0:49:20 > 0:49:23- Fiery.- I don't even know why I'm bothering.

0:49:23 > 0:49:25Carol, don't go. Look...

0:49:25 > 0:49:28Maybe I've been too judgemental.

0:49:28 > 0:49:30Times I've given these two a good hiding.

0:49:30 > 0:49:34Like when Anthony swapped your Atmos clock for a BMX! It weren't even a proper BMX,

0:49:34 > 0:49:39- it was one of them German ones, a Sprick or something.- I remember that! 1946 that clock was!

0:49:40 > 0:49:45- I only had it a week. - He actually thought you'd be pleased! - And it was pink...

0:49:45 > 0:49:47Yeah, I gave you what for.

0:49:47 > 0:49:49Course I didn't throw them out on the street.

0:49:49 > 0:49:51It just got out of hand.

0:49:51 > 0:49:53Carol, look...

0:49:54 > 0:49:56..I had you up on a pedestal.

0:49:56 > 0:49:59It was a shock, seeing you do something like that.

0:49:59 > 0:50:03- Is anybody else about to die of embarrassment? - You had me on a pedestal?

0:50:03 > 0:50:06So high you'd need a parachute to get down.

0:50:06 > 0:50:08That's it. Definitely dying of embarrassment!

0:50:08 > 0:50:13- THEY WRETCH - Well, maybe it's best I'm not on it any more. I'm just your normal...

0:50:13 > 0:50:15middle-aged harridan.

0:50:15 > 0:50:19But you're MY normal middle-aged harridan.

0:50:19 > 0:50:21I'm not your anything, d'you remember?

0:50:25 > 0:50:28Please, Lauren. Will you come home please and help me tidy up?

0:50:28 > 0:50:34- I'm busy.- I know you might think it doesn't matter, what with Greg selling the place to Janine,

0:50:34 > 0:50:37- but I won't have my house looking like a dump.- Bit late for keeping up appearances.

0:50:39 > 0:50:41Was that all?

0:50:42 > 0:50:43Please...

0:50:43 > 0:50:45I made a mistake, all right.

0:50:45 > 0:50:48Come home. I'll make it up to you and Abs, I promise I will.

0:50:48 > 0:50:51You want to tidy up that house, be my guest.

0:50:51 > 0:50:54But I was thinking of staying at Whitney's tonight.

0:50:54 > 0:50:58I know I haven't been there for you this last day or so...

0:50:58 > 0:51:01You can back date that to the first time you and dad starting lying to us.

0:51:01 > 0:51:04- When was that, the first time you lied?- Lauren, don't...

0:51:04 > 0:51:09I just want to know the date when my pathetic mother started lying to her kids!

0:51:13 > 0:51:16Oh, off you go. You're getting good at that!

0:51:16 > 0:51:20- You shouldn't talk to your mum like that.- Sorry, who are you again? - He's right, Lauren.

0:51:20 > 0:51:23Don't look at me like that because I know that you love your mum.

0:51:23 > 0:51:27She knows that she's done wrong and she needs you...properly.

0:51:39 > 0:51:42What are you doing here?

0:51:42 > 0:51:43You scrub up well.

0:51:46 > 0:51:47Very nice.

0:51:47 > 0:51:49I'm locking up.

0:51:49 > 0:51:52It's my third good deed of the day. I must be on the turn.

0:51:52 > 0:51:54- So Eddie's not around, then?- No.

0:51:54 > 0:51:57No, he's down the boozer with his sons

0:51:57 > 0:51:59trying to impress his new lady friend.

0:52:00 > 0:52:04But then again, you already know that, didn't you?

0:52:04 > 0:52:07You still need a place to live.

0:52:11 > 0:52:12Let's have a drink.

0:52:16 > 0:52:19- Tyler's secret stash. - I don't want to drink with you!

0:52:19 > 0:52:21You don't have to like me.

0:52:21 > 0:52:23This is a good single malt.

0:52:23 > 0:52:25So, I take it...

0:52:25 > 0:52:28you are looking for a new cosy household

0:52:28 > 0:52:30to sleep your way into?

0:52:33 > 0:52:36You have no idea about me and my life.

0:52:36 > 0:52:39Everyone knew why you were with Max - pretty low rent sugar daddy.

0:52:40 > 0:52:41I left money to be with him!

0:52:44 > 0:52:46And all along Tanya,

0:52:46 > 0:52:47Jack, Carol...

0:52:47 > 0:52:49just dying to get rid of me.

0:52:53 > 0:52:56You know behind all that..."family",

0:52:56 > 0:52:59all that talk of love...

0:52:59 > 0:53:01they hate each other.

0:53:02 > 0:53:05They're just handcuffed together

0:53:05 > 0:53:07by genes, by heritage.

0:53:08 > 0:53:10They'd kill to be free of it

0:53:10 > 0:53:12and they hated me because I was.

0:53:14 > 0:53:16Well, you certainly are now. Just walk away.

0:53:19 > 0:53:22That's exactly what I'm going to. I wanted to thank your dad first.

0:53:22 > 0:53:26Oh, please! You think my family are any different from Max's?

0:53:26 > 0:53:31- Eddie's a liar, and he keeps secrets, like everybody else.- You're just jealous because he's loved.

0:53:31 > 0:53:33That's a fair comment actually.

0:53:33 > 0:53:37I am jealous. I'm jealous because I'm the outsider in my own family!

0:53:37 > 0:53:39And I don't get jokes about pink BMXs and Atmos clocks!

0:53:39 > 0:53:43- You've lost me.- I'm jealous because I can't forgive him.

0:53:43 > 0:53:46I can't forgive him for what he did.

0:53:46 > 0:53:49Anthony and Tyler, they have a laugh about it.

0:53:49 > 0:53:53And I can never be a part of that because I...can't...forgive.

0:53:54 > 0:53:56What's he done that's so bad?

0:53:57 > 0:53:59He destroyed my mother.

0:54:06 > 0:54:07You want a roof over your head...

0:54:09 > 0:54:11..take my dad's.

0:54:16 > 0:54:17I'll pay you for it.

0:54:29 > 0:54:31DOOR SHUTS

0:54:51 > 0:54:55Well, that certainly beats dinner in a nice restaurant, doesn't it?

0:54:55 > 0:54:58Don't moan. I've got most of the money.

0:54:58 > 0:55:00Here we go...

0:55:00 > 0:55:03I can get the rest tomorrow, I just can't get it all out in one go.

0:55:05 > 0:55:08- Tomorrow's fine. - Oh, Ian, you are a beautiful man!

0:55:09 > 0:55:10Jode, I've got us a flat!

0:55:10 > 0:55:12Oh, Darren, I love you!

0:55:14 > 0:55:16You did that.

0:55:25 > 0:55:28You expect me to hurt him after what he did for me today?

0:55:28 > 0:55:30For you?

0:55:30 > 0:55:33I came here to thank him, not destroy him.

0:55:33 > 0:55:35What choice have you got?

0:55:35 > 0:55:37Where are you going to live again?

0:55:38 > 0:55:39A hotel?

0:55:39 > 0:55:40Wake up!

0:55:42 > 0:55:43Look at you...

0:55:44 > 0:55:46..you're on your uppers, girl.

0:55:47 > 0:55:48Wrong side of 40...

0:55:49 > 0:55:50..got no money...

0:55:52 > 0:55:53..got no job.

0:55:54 > 0:55:57I'm offering you security.

0:55:57 > 0:55:59You move in with my dad...

0:55:59 > 0:56:00you get money...

0:56:01 > 0:56:03..you get a place to stay

0:56:03 > 0:56:06and as a nice little bit of icing on your cake,

0:56:06 > 0:56:09you get to turf Carol Jackson out on her ear, huh?

0:56:10 > 0:56:11Just like she did to you.

0:56:23 > 0:56:25What if I'm not as bitter as you?

0:56:27 > 0:56:28No, you like the sound of that.

0:56:30 > 0:56:32You've got hungry eyes.

0:56:35 > 0:56:36Break his heart.

0:56:38 > 0:56:40It's there for the taking.

0:56:41 > 0:56:42Break it.

0:56:44 > 0:56:46And I'll see you right.

0:56:57 > 0:57:00- There you go, what do you think? - It's better.

0:57:03 > 0:57:06Dad's just txt, he's OK. He just needs some space for a bit.

0:57:06 > 0:57:08Thart's good, isn't it?

0:57:08 > 0:57:11Yeah. At lease he's not dead.

0:57:15 > 0:57:17So what now then?

0:57:17 > 0:57:19Well, I thought you two could go and choose a DVD

0:57:19 > 0:57:24and I'd bust open the hot chocolate. Girls night in, what do you think?

0:57:25 > 0:57:28Well how do we know you'll be here when we get back?

0:57:29 > 0:57:33- I'll never leave you. - I thought you had this morning.

0:57:35 > 0:57:36Darling.

0:57:36 > 0:57:42I moved back to Walford just to be with you.

0:57:42 > 0:57:46I had to see your dad and that woman every day,

0:57:46 > 0:57:49that's how much you mean to me.

0:57:49 > 0:57:51So you still love him then?

0:57:51 > 0:57:56Well, he's your dad.

0:57:56 > 0:58:00I'll love him for that alone for the rest of his life.

0:58:07 > 0:58:10Go on, darling, go and choose a DVD, make it a good one.

0:58:20 > 0:58:22DOOR SLAMS

0:58:40 > 0:58:43Hello, I'd like to make an appointment please, at the clinic.

0:58:48 > 0:58:52Thursday? Yeah.

0:58:55 > 0:58:58MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY, PATRICK SINGS ALONG

0:58:58 > 0:59:00PATRICK LAUGHS

0:59:04 > 0:59:07CACKLING

0:59:49 > 0:59:51MOBILE RINGS

1:00:04 > 1:00:08Sorry about the noise. Kim can't clean up without a bit of music.

1:00:08 > 1:00:10At least she's cleaning.

1:00:10 > 1:00:11Yeah, heh.

1:00:11 > 1:00:13You hardly had anything to eat at breakfast.

1:00:13 > 1:00:16- Can I get you some lunch?- No, thanks.

1:00:16 > 1:00:19Look, I wouldn't charge you, you know.

1:00:19 > 1:00:21Free lunch for my favourite guest?

1:00:23 > 1:00:26No, I'm fine. Thank you.

1:00:26 > 1:00:28Ah, Pat. Now The Fete And Fortune Day's tomorrow.

1:00:28 > 1:00:31And I'm still looking for my Pearly Queen.

1:00:31 > 1:00:33I already said no.

1:00:33 > 1:00:38- Too right. You can't have Pat entertaining the kiddies.- Why not?

1:00:38 > 1:00:43Well, she ain't so much of a "Hi-de-Hi", more "Ho-de-Ho",

1:00:43 > 1:00:46- if you get my drift. - Shut it, Mo Harris!

1:00:46 > 1:00:50Well, if she doesn't want to do it, we can always find someone else.

1:00:50 > 1:00:53Come on, it'll be a laugh. The kids'll love it.

1:00:53 > 1:00:57And we can help raise that money for the community centre.

1:00:57 > 1:01:01- Instead of a costume, stick her in a rocket. The cash'll come flying in.- Janine.

1:01:01 > 1:01:03Please. For me.

1:01:03 > 1:01:06If I say I'll think about it, will you drop it?

1:01:06 > 1:01:08- Yes.- Fine. I'll think about it.

1:01:08 > 1:01:11Brilliant. I can't stay, I've got a publicity meeting with the Gazette.

1:01:11 > 1:01:14But have another drink. On me.

1:01:24 > 1:01:28- I can't shift all this on my own. - Sorry, darling. I got distracted.

1:01:28 > 1:01:29- Right.- And what's all that?

1:01:29 > 1:01:33Oh, that's Vanessa's things. I'll get Jack to take it round.

1:01:33 > 1:01:36Listen, I've got to nip out for a bit.

1:01:36 > 1:01:39- I can't do this on my own.- Nan and Abs will help when they get back.

1:01:39 > 1:01:42You know they only went shopping to get out of it.

1:01:42 > 1:01:45- I need to pack for my holiday. - Flight's not till tonight.

1:01:45 > 1:01:49Yeah, and I've got people that I want to see before I go.

1:01:49 > 1:01:50Like Ryan?

1:01:50 > 1:01:53Think what you want. But I'm not going to be ashamed of it.

1:01:53 > 1:01:57Oh, right, so it's public knowledge, is it? Whitney's all right?

1:01:57 > 1:02:01- If it's no big deal, why are you both sneaking about? - Guess I take after my mother.

1:02:04 > 1:02:05Jo-Jo.

1:02:10 > 1:02:14Worry for our kids. That's the reason we get up every morning.

1:02:14 > 1:02:15What got me up this morning

1:02:15 > 1:02:19- was Kim and Denise screeching the house down. - Oh. Life in a B&B, hey?

1:02:19 > 1:02:20I wouldn't call it living.

1:02:20 > 1:02:23I remember...my first business went under,

1:02:23 > 1:02:27so we had to book into a B&B for a few weeks.

1:02:27 > 1:02:30Anthony came down with pneumonia. What a mess.

1:02:30 > 1:02:32We were rock bottom.

1:02:34 > 1:02:37But in a way, those few weeks made me.

1:02:37 > 1:02:39I was forced to draw a line.

1:02:39 > 1:02:42And I swore, I'd never get that low again.

1:02:44 > 1:02:47Time to start climbing back up.

1:02:48 > 1:02:49Thanks, Eddie.

1:02:53 > 1:02:57I know Carol has her moments, but she is a good woman.

1:03:00 > 1:03:02Are you free for a drink tonight?

1:03:02 > 1:03:04Yeah. Yeah, I am.

1:03:04 > 1:03:05I'll call you later.

1:03:09 > 1:03:11Another one?

1:03:11 > 1:03:14- No.- You can't sit here without ordering something.

1:03:14 > 1:03:17- We're not a charity.- I'll get these.

1:03:17 > 1:03:21I'll have one as well, please.

1:03:22 > 1:03:25Clock's ticking. Look at that. I need an answer, Vanessa.

1:03:25 > 1:03:29- I'm trying to get some peace and quiet.- Oh, sorry.

1:03:29 > 1:03:33How are you getting on at the B&B? How long do you reckon you'll last there?

1:03:33 > 1:03:34I'm tougher than I look.

1:03:34 > 1:03:37Yeah, I saw you this morning.

1:03:37 > 1:03:42Kim screeching, Patrick perving all over you, desperate for a feel.

1:03:42 > 1:03:45Denise and her pity. Sound about right?

1:03:45 > 1:03:48- It's not forever. - You got that right.

1:03:48 > 1:03:51Unless you get some cash sharpish, you'll be living under that bridge,

1:03:51 > 1:03:54that one there... with the grumpy old troll.

1:03:56 > 1:03:59I am not interested in destroying your father, Michael.

1:03:59 > 1:04:01Find another angle.

1:04:09 > 1:04:11- All right, buddy?- Very well, Alfredo.

1:04:11 > 1:04:13A bottle of your finest Cava, please.

1:04:13 > 1:04:17Oh, Jean wants to talk to you about catering for tomorrow.

1:04:17 > 1:04:19I've got a much better offer over the road.

1:04:19 > 1:04:21All right, shortcake? What do you want?

1:04:21 > 1:04:24We need pens and paper for our drawing.

1:04:24 > 1:04:26I might have something here for you.

1:04:26 > 1:04:28- Here we go. - Bobby still all right up there?

1:04:28 > 1:04:30- Yeah, Shenice is looking after him, ain't you?- Yep.

1:04:30 > 1:04:33Good girl. Off you go. Be good.

1:04:33 > 1:04:36Yeah, so how are things over at Beale Towers? With, er...

1:04:36 > 1:04:38what's that bird's name, Rebecca?

1:04:38 > 1:04:41No, it's not the redhead, it's the blonde one today. It is Cheryl.

1:04:41 > 1:04:42Look at you.

1:04:42 > 1:04:45It's like all my Christmases have come at once.

1:04:45 > 1:04:49Jane "dying", right? Best thing that ever happened to me.

1:04:56 > 1:04:58- Mrs Jessop?- Yeah.

1:05:10 > 1:05:14- Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're supposed to be with Shenice.- I want to go home.

1:05:14 > 1:05:16- Why, what's happened? - I know about Mum.

1:05:16 > 1:05:19- Bobby, what are you talking about? - She's dead.

1:05:32 > 1:05:35- Who was that?- What?

1:05:35 > 1:05:37It was a punter.

1:05:37 > 1:05:38I know you, Ryan Malloy.

1:05:38 > 1:05:41- And I know when you're up to something.- Shut up.

1:05:41 > 1:05:43Oh, did I hit a nerve?

1:05:43 > 1:05:46Know what, Janine? What I do is none of your business, is it?

1:05:46 > 1:05:47Cos you and me are history.

1:05:47 > 1:05:50That must sting. Your ex-wife all cashed-up,

1:05:50 > 1:05:52while you still collect glasses in a pub.

1:05:52 > 1:05:56Well, you literally couldn't pay me enough to spend another night with you.

1:06:24 > 1:06:26Still here, then?

1:06:26 > 1:06:28This is my home.

1:06:28 > 1:06:31You can't drive me out.

1:06:33 > 1:06:34MOBILE RINGS

1:06:43 > 1:06:46- You said she was dead. Shenice heard you.- I know. It was...

1:06:46 > 1:06:48- It was a joke.- It's not funny.

1:06:48 > 1:06:51Bobby, I know it's not funny, OK? I'm sorry, all right?

1:06:51 > 1:06:55It was a really stupid mistake. But listen, your mum's fine, OK?

1:06:55 > 1:06:56Jane's fine.

1:06:56 > 1:07:00I tell you what, how about we give her a quick call, yeah?

1:07:00 > 1:07:04When's she coming home?

1:07:04 > 1:07:05I don't think she is.

1:07:07 > 1:07:11But how about you go and stay with her next week, yeah?

1:07:11 > 1:07:13Would you like that? Come on.

1:07:13 > 1:07:18- We're all right though, aren't we? Just the two of us.- I want my mum.

1:07:18 > 1:07:19I know you do, mate. I know.

1:07:25 > 1:07:27Um, I've got to go.

1:07:28 > 1:07:29Er, Darren. Just...Darren.

1:07:32 > 1:07:35Your father's been calling me all morning.

1:07:35 > 1:07:38- You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?- No.

1:07:40 > 1:07:42You're a terrible liar, Jodie.

1:07:48 > 1:07:50Three calls to Harry since last night.

1:07:50 > 1:07:53- What are you playing at? - I was worried.- We can handle it.- How?

1:07:53 > 1:07:57You're out on the street, I'm stuck in a dingy flat, stinking of fish,

1:07:57 > 1:08:01- working for Tanya. Everyone hates us. We've got no money.- No-one hates you.

1:08:01 > 1:08:04Yesterday was really scary, Mum.

1:08:07 > 1:08:10I didn't know who else to call.

1:08:10 > 1:08:12What are we going to do?

1:08:18 > 1:08:20- We'll be in touch tomorrow.- Right.

1:08:20 > 1:08:22Do you have someone to take you home?

1:08:22 > 1:08:26- I'll be fine. I'll be fine. - OK.- Thanks.

1:08:48 > 1:08:50- Can I have a word?- I'm busy.

1:08:54 > 1:08:57I just bought that off of one of your punters.

1:08:57 > 1:09:00Drove a hard bargain. Reckons it's really good gear.

1:09:00 > 1:09:04Does Alfie know that you're dealing drugs in his pub?

1:09:04 > 1:09:05Just get out, OK?

1:09:05 > 1:09:08What has happened to you, Ryan?

1:09:08 > 1:09:11The man I married would never have sunk this low.

1:09:11 > 1:09:15Well, the lowest I ever sank was marrying you, wasn't it?

1:09:15 > 1:09:17Now walk away, Janine.

1:09:22 > 1:09:25- Alfie?- Yes, darling? - Stick another one in there, please.

1:09:25 > 1:09:26Anything for our Pearly Queen.

1:09:26 > 1:09:30Oi, don't mention the "P" word. I ain't confirmed yet.

1:09:33 > 1:09:37Don't tell me. Kim pulled out the big guns and started singing.

1:09:40 > 1:09:43Jodie rang my pig of an ex-husband.

1:09:43 > 1:09:46Now he wants to charge in and save the day. Make me pay for it later.

1:09:53 > 1:09:57You don't need him. You can do it yourself.

1:09:58 > 1:10:03- Not if the Brannings have anything to do with it.- They'll calm down.

1:10:03 > 1:10:05In the meantime,

1:10:05 > 1:10:07start taking control.

1:10:07 > 1:10:09Take that first step.

1:10:13 > 1:10:17Well, I suppose I could face that smug cow Tanya.

1:10:18 > 1:10:22Go back and get the rest of my stuff. At least I won't have to go back there again.

1:10:22 > 1:10:24I'll do you a deal.

1:10:24 > 1:10:28You give me a hand to take some gear back to the shop,

1:10:28 > 1:10:30and I'll help pick up your stuff.

1:10:35 > 1:10:37Cheers, Eddie.

1:10:57 > 1:11:01She does my head in. Lecturing me when she's been sneaking around with Dad for months.

1:11:01 > 1:11:03Lecturing you about what?

1:11:03 > 1:11:05It doesn't matter.

1:11:05 > 1:11:10All she cares about is herself. She hasn't even asked me about my exam results.

1:11:10 > 1:11:11How did you get on?

1:11:11 > 1:11:15Two As. Two Bs. And she got a fail in parenting.

1:11:15 > 1:11:17TEXT MESSAGE ALERT

1:11:27 > 1:11:29Ooh, Lee. You saved his number, then?

1:11:29 > 1:11:31Yeah, all right, shut up.

1:11:31 > 1:11:35- Not going to reply?- Maybe later. - No. You should go for it.

1:11:35 > 1:11:38Nah, I just want to have a nice holiday, you know.

1:11:38 > 1:11:41Just forget about boys.

1:11:41 > 1:11:43Whitney, Cyprus is full of boys.

1:11:43 > 1:11:47Yeah, I know. Anyway, what about your mystery man?

1:11:47 > 1:11:51- There's no mystery man.- Whatever.

1:11:57 > 1:12:01- I'll be back in a minute. Just keep looking through them, yeah? - All right.

1:12:15 > 1:12:18- So how is he, then?- He's a bit better since he spoke to Jane.

1:12:18 > 1:12:21Ian, three women on the go? Bound to end in tears.

1:12:21 > 1:12:24Yeah, I know. Poor kid. I was so preoccupied, I didn't even think...

1:12:24 > 1:12:28Look, maybe I should cut the cord with all of them.

1:12:28 > 1:12:30- Just focus on Bobby. - That sounds like a plan.

1:12:30 > 1:12:33Trust me - never take your kids for granted, all right?

1:12:36 > 1:12:37She's been boozing all afternoon.

1:12:37 > 1:12:42She ain't going to do it. But just in case, you need a backup plan.

1:12:42 > 1:12:45- Ooh, talk of the devil. Jean's been looking for you.- Have I?

1:12:45 > 1:12:48Yeah, you wanted to talk to him about the music for tomorrow.

1:12:48 > 1:12:53- Oh, yes. Right. Yeah, sorry. - She wants you to work on something together.

1:12:53 > 1:12:57- You know, some of them old East End favourites?- Oh, I'd love to.

1:12:57 > 1:13:00Long as we use proper old vinyl. None of them MP-whatsits.

1:13:00 > 1:13:03- No, I hate MPs.- But...

1:13:03 > 1:13:04Excuse me for a minute, would you?

1:13:04 > 1:13:06Come on, you'd better hear this.

1:13:06 > 1:13:09Did you think about it?

1:13:09 > 1:13:11I said I would, didn't I?

1:13:11 > 1:13:14If you're not up for it, I understand.

1:13:14 > 1:13:16But remember Frank's 21st?

1:13:16 > 1:13:18You in your fancy dress gear?

1:13:18 > 1:13:20Oh, his eyes just lit up.

1:13:20 > 1:13:22We all had such a good time that night.

1:13:22 > 1:13:26Pat Harris would do anything for a laugh.

1:13:26 > 1:13:28Is she still in there?

1:13:28 > 1:13:29I don't think she is.

1:13:31 > 1:13:33What do you say?

1:13:33 > 1:13:36I'll do it. I'm your Pearly Queen!

1:13:36 > 1:13:40- Oh, Pat!- Oh! Steady on.

1:13:46 > 1:13:49You sure Tanya won't say nothing?

1:13:49 > 1:13:51It will be fine.

1:13:51 > 1:13:53But maybe we should tell Whitney?

1:13:53 > 1:13:57She's been getting suspicious and I hate lying to her.

1:13:57 > 1:14:00No. Look, it's not the right time, OK?

1:14:00 > 1:14:02Yes, but the longer that we leave it...

1:14:02 > 1:14:03Lauren, please.

1:14:03 > 1:14:06Don't worry about Whitney, OK?

1:14:06 > 1:14:08That's my job.

1:14:08 > 1:14:11I should be getting back to her. She'll be wondering where I am.

1:14:11 > 1:14:15Oh, lovely! You give me a couple of minutes, she's got you for a week.

1:14:23 > 1:14:26Leave it a bit before you follow me out.

1:14:29 > 1:14:31BANGING ON DOOR

1:14:33 > 1:14:36- What do you want?- My things.

1:14:36 > 1:14:37They're in the front room.

1:14:43 > 1:14:44Yeah.

1:14:46 > 1:14:49There's some boxes in the loft.

1:14:49 > 1:14:53You might want to get changed first, though. It's filthy up there.

1:15:00 > 1:15:02THUDDING ECHOES NEARBY

1:15:46 > 1:15:49Anthony, I need you to look after this place for me.

1:15:49 > 1:15:53- Why don't you ask Ty to do it? - If I wanted to ask Tyler, I would.

1:15:53 > 1:15:56I need to be somewhere, Jack's not here. You're in charge.

1:15:56 > 1:15:58- All right. I'll tell Tyler. - All right.

1:16:03 > 1:16:06You got the keys?

1:16:06 > 1:16:07Sorry?

1:16:07 > 1:16:10The keys. To the gym.

1:16:10 > 1:16:13To the... Yes. Yeah.

1:16:13 > 1:16:14Where are they? They're the ones.

1:16:17 > 1:16:18Cheers, Michael.

1:16:26 > 1:16:28Alfie?

1:16:28 > 1:16:31Oh, spot-check for drugs.

1:16:31 > 1:16:33Apparently, someone gave them a tip-off.

1:16:40 > 1:16:45Everyone stay where you are, please, we'll get this over with as quick as we can.

1:16:47 > 1:16:50Have you got gear on you? How much?

1:16:51 > 1:16:55- You said you weren't going to deal. - Well, I'm going to get rid of it, ain't I?

1:16:58 > 1:17:00- Give it to me. - What? Don't be stupid.

1:17:00 > 1:17:03We'll swap it over when we're searched. You go first.

1:17:03 > 1:17:05Lauren. OK, just leave it. Leave it.

1:17:05 > 1:17:07Don't even think about it.

1:17:21 > 1:17:24- What's happening? - Just stay back, please.

1:17:24 > 1:17:27You can talk now or we can do it down the station.

1:17:27 > 1:17:29- It's mine. Can you let him go? - Lauren! What?

1:17:29 > 1:17:30It's not hers. It's mine.

1:17:30 > 1:17:32- No, it's not.- She's protecting me.

1:17:32 > 1:17:36- What is going on?- Everybody calm down.- I'll get a caution, that's it.

1:17:36 > 1:17:39- It's mine, all right? - Listen, there's no way this girl...

1:17:39 > 1:17:41- Calm down!- Ignore him, sir. - Lauren, what are you doing?

1:17:41 > 1:17:43- Just go home. - Why are you protecting him?

1:17:49 > 1:17:51Oh. Oh, it was Ryan all along, was it?

1:17:53 > 1:17:54Take her away, please.

1:17:54 > 1:17:57- You swore there was nothing going on! - Whitney, just calm down.

1:17:57 > 1:18:01- We wanted to tell you.- You slag your mum and dad off behind their backs,

1:18:01 > 1:18:05- but you're doing the same with your dirty little secret. - I didn't mean to lie.

1:18:05 > 1:18:08Don't you ever... ever talk to me again.

1:18:41 > 1:18:44Lauren? Lauren, what's happened?

1:18:44 > 1:18:46- Are you her mother? - Yeah. What's she done?

1:18:46 > 1:18:49Tried claiming this was hers to cover for him.

1:18:49 > 1:18:52Maybe you can have a word to her about keeping better company.

1:18:52 > 1:18:55You're free to go. You'll be coming down the station.

1:18:55 > 1:18:58- Right. Thank you, officer.- Lauren...

1:18:58 > 1:19:01No. Don't speak to my daughter. Don't even look at her.

1:19:02 > 1:19:05- Whitney? Can we at least just talk about this, please?- No.

1:19:05 > 1:19:09- I paid for your holiday because we're meant to be mates.- We ARE mates.

1:19:09 > 1:19:12No, we ain't, Lauren. Holiday's cancelled.

1:19:12 > 1:19:14Get home.

1:19:21 > 1:19:23Look at the state of me.

1:19:23 > 1:19:25That's your first step.

1:19:25 > 1:19:29- You're on your way back. - It don't feel like it.

1:19:30 > 1:19:35- You'll be all right here. Won't be for too long.- No, it won't.

1:19:36 > 1:19:39I'll leave you to it, then.

1:19:39 > 1:19:41Eddie?

1:19:43 > 1:19:45You've been really good to me.

1:19:47 > 1:19:49Can't resist a damsel in distress.

1:19:51 > 1:19:52I appreciate it.

1:20:06 > 1:20:09At least we know Stace did the right thing.

1:20:10 > 1:20:12Taking Lily away.

1:20:13 > 1:20:15You don't mean that.

1:20:15 > 1:20:17I do.

1:20:17 > 1:20:19They're better off without me.

1:20:21 > 1:20:23Living a new life.

1:20:26 > 1:20:31You know, grief can be a funny thing.

1:20:31 > 1:20:36You think that you've got it under control - that it's gone, even -

1:20:36 > 1:20:39and then suddenly, when you're least expecting it,

1:20:39 > 1:20:42it pops up and taps you on the shoulder and says,

1:20:42 > 1:20:46"Hello. Remember me?"

1:20:48 > 1:20:51And it's like it never went away.

1:20:55 > 1:20:57It makes us do strange things.

1:20:57 > 1:20:59So, what?

1:20:59 > 1:21:03- You think I'm punishing myself? - Only you can answer that.

1:21:04 > 1:21:08- I care about Lauren. I do. - She's not Stacey, though.

1:21:14 > 1:21:19She doesn't fill that Stacey-shaped hole in your heart.

1:21:23 > 1:21:24Come on, let's go.

1:21:25 > 1:21:27He's a good boy.

1:21:27 > 1:21:29Deep down.

1:21:29 > 1:21:31He's just sad.

1:22:00 > 1:22:01Yeah.

1:22:38 > 1:22:39Craig.

1:22:44 > 1:22:48- We should have waited till Michael got back.- Jack's there now, chill out.

1:22:51 > 1:22:54Oh, every time with those damn keys, boy.

1:22:55 > 1:22:57Oh, cavalry's here. Ant lost his keys.

1:22:57 > 1:22:59Oh, well, that's a surprise.

1:22:59 > 1:23:02I haven't lost them. I had them with me.

1:23:02 > 1:23:03- So where are they?- I don't know.

1:23:03 > 1:23:06Out the way, you muppets...

1:23:14 > 1:23:16I bet they're in the kitchen again.

1:23:16 > 1:23:19Oh, here they are.

1:23:19 > 1:23:23But I had them with me the whole time, honest...

1:23:23 > 1:23:26- It's early onset Alzheimer's, mate. - No, it's not.

1:23:26 > 1:23:28Stop arguing and get the tea started.

1:23:28 > 1:23:30Yeah, well, I better do it.

1:23:30 > 1:23:33That can opener's a bit of a challenge for you!

1:23:56 > 1:23:59So, what happened? Caution?

1:23:59 > 1:24:02Oh, OK, so you think you can just waltz back in my pub

1:24:02 > 1:24:05like nothing's happened? After you been dealing?

1:24:05 > 1:24:08- Alfie...- I had the Old Bill bending my ear for a half hour.

1:24:08 > 1:24:11- Thinking I was in on it.- I know, I'm sorry.- Yeah, I'm sure you are.

1:24:11 > 1:24:15- I can't keep you on.- Alfie... - Just be thankful it's me and not Kat.

1:24:15 > 1:24:18Cos right now, she wants you hung drawn and quartered.

1:24:18 > 1:24:20Me, I just want you out my pub. So get out.

1:24:22 > 1:24:23Fine.

1:24:30 > 1:24:33Was it your idea to lie to me?

1:24:33 > 1:24:35And keep it a secret?

1:24:43 > 1:24:45Well?

1:24:47 > 1:24:49Lauren wanted to tell you.

1:24:49 > 1:24:52- I bet she did.- She did, honestly.

1:24:52 > 1:24:55So it was you who wanted to lie to me instead?

1:24:55 > 1:24:58- No, it's not like that.- So you used my best mate to lie to me?

1:24:58 > 1:25:00We like each other.

1:25:00 > 1:25:03I care about her.

1:25:03 > 1:25:06No, if you cared about her, Ryan, you'd stay away from her.

1:25:06 > 1:25:09- All she needs right now is a junkie boyfriend.- I'm not a junkie.

1:25:09 > 1:25:11Oh, a dealer. Whatever.

1:25:11 > 1:25:14Listen, you and Lauren

1:25:14 > 1:25:16are all that I've got.

1:25:16 > 1:25:19What have I got? A brother and a best mate who lie behind my back.

1:25:21 > 1:25:25- I'm sorry.- I suppose I should be used to it by now.

1:25:25 > 1:25:26Whitney, come on...

1:25:26 > 1:25:29- You say you're looking out for me, but that's a lie too.- It's not.

1:25:29 > 1:25:32The last few months, Ryan, you have not been there for me.

1:25:32 > 1:25:36Not when I actually need you. I don't even know who you are any more.

1:25:36 > 1:25:39- I'm still your brother, sat here. - No, you ain't, Ryan.

1:25:40 > 1:25:43Not any more.

1:25:47 > 1:25:49- Stay away from him, all right? - I'm not a kid.

1:25:49 > 1:25:52- I'm old enough to be with who I want.- Like a drug dealer?

1:25:52 > 1:25:55- You don't even know him, Mum. - He just got arrested, Lauren.

1:25:55 > 1:25:58Life is too short to waste time with men like that.

1:25:59 > 1:26:02You need to focus on Whitney. Get things straight with her.

1:26:02 > 1:26:04Yeah, like that's going to happen.

1:26:04 > 1:26:06You need your friends, Lauren.

1:26:06 > 1:26:09- People that can support you. - I don't need support.

1:26:09 > 1:26:11What? My parents split up. Big deal.

1:26:11 > 1:26:14- It happens to loads of people. - Not just that.

1:26:14 > 1:26:16What, then?

1:26:22 > 1:26:25I just want to be left alone. So can you go hassle somebody else?

1:26:27 > 1:26:29I thought you were better than this.

1:26:29 > 1:26:31Don't get on your high horse after what you did to Greg.

1:26:31 > 1:26:36- Don't drag that... - No, you can't judge me when you and Dad just ruined two people's lives.

1:26:36 > 1:26:38Actually do you know what?

1:26:38 > 1:26:41Why don't you just go follow his lead and disappear?

1:27:04 > 1:27:06You want to turn the light on.

1:27:06 > 1:27:09It's depressing, sitting in the dark.

1:27:36 > 1:27:37He bought it.

1:27:47 > 1:27:48No, it's got a crease in it,

1:27:48 > 1:27:51you're going to have to pull it tighter.

1:27:51 > 1:27:52All right.

1:27:52 > 1:27:54Couldn't you have made "Beale's Plaice" bigger?

1:27:54 > 1:27:57I tried, but it made it look off balance.

1:27:57 > 1:27:59I've got some sponsorship posters printed up as well.

1:27:59 > 1:28:01Where shall I stick them?

1:28:01 > 1:28:03I'll leave that up to you, Ian.

1:28:03 > 1:28:04True. It's my event after all.

1:28:04 > 1:28:06Ma, Ma, come here.

1:28:06 > 1:28:08Oh, thank you.

1:28:08 > 1:28:11We have to help each other. Isn't that what today's about?

1:28:11 > 1:28:12Yes.

1:28:12 > 1:28:14I've been meaning to come over...

1:28:14 > 1:28:17to talk about wedding plans.

1:28:17 > 1:28:20We're not having this conversation, Syed. Not now, not ever.

1:28:20 > 1:28:23Is that why you're helping me, or is it actually for the fete?

1:28:23 > 1:28:25- It's because of the fete.- Good.

1:28:26 > 1:28:30- I hope I've made enough samosas.- You won't be stuck on the stall all day?

1:28:30 > 1:28:34- You are going to have a bit of fun yourself.- Life isn't all about fun, all right, Syed?

1:28:34 > 1:28:37- I'm helping the community.- They want to see you let your hair down.

1:28:37 > 1:28:41I often let my hair down. I am a fun-filled person.

1:28:41 > 1:28:43Everyone knows that.

1:28:44 > 1:28:46She's a selfish cow.

1:28:46 > 1:28:50- I thought she was your best mate. - No, not after yesterday.

1:28:50 > 1:28:52Listen to this - I had my holiday booked, OK?

1:28:52 > 1:28:55I had my sunglasses, my passport, but what didn't I have?

1:28:55 > 1:28:58My mate. Cos she was having it off with my brother the whole time!

1:28:58 > 1:29:00Just forget about it.

1:29:01 > 1:29:02Yeah.

1:29:02 > 1:29:05Listen, I don't suppose you fancy going to the fete, do you?

1:29:05 > 1:29:07It's not really my thing.

1:29:07 > 1:29:09- Oh.- But what is my thing is taking you bowling.

1:29:09 > 1:29:13- Bowling?- Yeah. You could gasp in wonder at my coordination.

1:29:13 > 1:29:15- All right.- That's better.

1:29:15 > 1:29:17Whitney, I've been looking for you.

1:29:17 > 1:29:20- Can I have a word? - Come on, Lee, let's go...

1:29:20 > 1:29:24Oh, that is very grown up, isn't it? I'm entitled to a life, you know, Whitney!

1:29:24 > 1:29:27Jean, can you pass me that end up, please, darling? Thank you.

1:29:27 > 1:29:29You know, it's not as if I like many men...

1:29:29 > 1:29:31not in that way.

1:29:31 > 1:29:35Stands to reason that when I do find one I like he doesn't like me.

1:29:35 > 1:29:38Not just him though, is it? Eddie didn't like you either.

1:29:38 > 1:29:42- His loss. Jean, the bunting now, darling.- Do you know, I'm so fed up of being on my own.

1:29:42 > 1:29:46Life has got no... surprises any more.

1:29:46 > 1:29:47- Get a dog, then.- A dog?!

1:29:47 > 1:29:50I don't want a dog!

1:29:50 > 1:29:54- I want what you and Kat have got! I want love!- Jean...

1:29:54 > 1:29:55I mean...

1:29:57 > 1:29:59..what's wrong with me?

1:30:00 > 1:30:02Am I that ugly?

1:30:02 > 1:30:05You're not ugly! There's nothing wrong with you.

1:30:05 > 1:30:08If you ask me, that Norman needs his bumps feeling.

1:30:08 > 1:30:11Old man like that, must be at least 20 years older than you.

1:30:11 > 1:30:15I like older me, I always have. Brian was seven years older than me.

1:30:15 > 1:30:17Older men are more...reliable.

1:30:17 > 1:30:19Who wants reliable? Give me a younger fella any day.

1:30:19 > 1:30:23- They're always up for it. - It's a good job you go for the younger blokes.

1:30:23 > 1:30:25Seeing as how all the fellas your age are all dead.

1:30:25 > 1:30:28- Don't even think about that Norman. - He had lovely eyes.

1:30:28 > 1:30:32Did you notice? You can tell a lot from a man's eyes.

1:30:32 > 1:30:35Well, if he prefers tub-of-lard Pat over you, he needs his eyes tested.

1:30:35 > 1:30:39Do you think I should do something different to my hair?

1:30:39 > 1:30:43- What do you think? - I think, Jean... I think you should give me the bunting. Thank you.

1:30:43 > 1:30:46I'd have made a great Pearly Queen.

1:30:46 > 1:30:48- Yeah, you would have. - A really great one.

1:30:48 > 1:30:52- Are you going to mope about like this all day?- I am not moping! I am...

1:30:52 > 1:30:56Oh, it doesn't matter, it's all a joke to you, anyway.

1:30:56 > 1:31:00And yes, I did like Eddie, very, very much

1:31:00 > 1:31:02but there wasn't the connection.

1:31:02 > 1:31:05And there could be with Norman, he just doesn't know it yet!

1:31:05 > 1:31:07And...

1:31:07 > 1:31:10why can't I have a bit of fun?

1:31:10 > 1:31:12Why is it never my day?

1:31:12 > 1:31:15Bet she's not took her tablets today.

1:31:15 > 1:31:17No, she's right, she would've made a great Pearly Queen.

1:31:17 > 1:31:19And she will.

1:31:19 > 1:31:21- How do you mean? - Tell you what I mean.

1:31:21 > 1:31:23I know someone in the know.

1:31:23 > 1:31:25If she wants to be Pearly Queen for the day,

1:31:25 > 1:31:27then a Pearly Queen she will be.

1:31:28 > 1:31:31Will you just stop! Stop it!

1:31:31 > 1:31:34Come on. How often are we in a room alone?

1:31:34 > 1:31:37All right, well, just keep your hands to yourself!

1:31:37 > 1:31:38- Rarr!- Hurry up, Pat!

1:31:40 > 1:31:41Oh.

1:31:42 > 1:31:44# La-da, da-da

1:31:44 > 1:31:45# Da-da-da-da-daaa... #

1:31:47 > 1:31:48HE CHUCKLES

1:31:50 > 1:31:53I knew it. I look ridiculous, don't I?

1:31:53 > 1:31:57- No, no, you don't. No, you look really authentic. - No, I was just laughing...

1:31:57 > 1:32:00I was just laughing because, um...

1:32:00 > 1:32:03- Well, you know...- Yeah. I know.

1:32:03 > 1:32:06Right. Here we go...

1:32:06 > 1:32:08A right couple of swells.

1:32:08 > 1:32:10A right couple of fools, more like.

1:32:10 > 1:32:14- I'm not doing it. - Course you are.- People will laugh!

1:32:14 > 1:32:17No, they won't. See what you've done?

1:32:17 > 1:32:19You'll have to get somebody else.

1:32:19 > 1:32:20- Jean wanted to do it.- No, no.

1:32:20 > 1:32:23I don't want Jean! I want you.

1:32:23 > 1:32:26Look, if I can dress up like this, so can you.

1:32:26 > 1:32:27It's different for you.

1:32:27 > 1:32:30What? Cos I look like an idiot all the time?

1:32:30 > 1:32:33No, cos I live here! That's my square out there, my neighbours!

1:32:33 > 1:32:37Which is exactly why you should do it.

1:32:37 > 1:32:39It's a money raiser for the community centre, right?

1:32:39 > 1:32:44So what if a few people laugh at first? They'll soon line up for a photo with you.

1:32:44 > 1:32:46Not because you look stupid...

1:32:46 > 1:32:48because you're the Queen.

1:32:49 > 1:32:50Besides...

1:32:50 > 1:32:53you carry it off better than most.

1:32:54 > 1:32:55Really?

1:32:55 > 1:32:57Really.

1:33:04 > 1:33:06You seen it out there?

1:33:06 > 1:33:07All the flags and smiles?

1:33:07 > 1:33:12They're patting themselves on the back for thinking about doing something for the community.

1:33:12 > 1:33:16And I bet before it's dark, they'll be at each other's throats.

1:33:16 > 1:33:21I'd rather just spend some money on sending it to an African tribe.

1:33:21 > 1:33:23get 'em a decent water supply.

1:33:26 > 1:33:30- Here you go, fellas. Careful. Lovely, that'll do.- All right.

1:33:30 > 1:33:32- Right, where's our free beer? - Yeah, very funny(!)

1:33:32 > 1:33:37- Listen, Paddy, thanks for your help. Much appreciated. - It's all right, it's all right.

1:33:37 > 1:33:40I've had that Ian Beale breathing down my neck all morning,

1:33:40 > 1:33:43sticking his posters on anything that doesn't move.

1:33:43 > 1:33:45That sounds about right. So what time's kick off?

1:33:45 > 1:33:50- In half an hour.- All right. I'll see you boys later. - Much appreciated. Cheers, lads.

1:33:50 > 1:33:53- Is he, uh...- What?

1:33:53 > 1:33:55- You know? - HE WHISTLES

1:33:55 > 1:33:56- What's...? - HE WHISTLES

1:33:56 > 1:33:58- Of course he's a bit... - HE WHISTLES

1:33:58 > 1:34:00Right. Thought so. He kept having a look.

1:34:00 > 1:34:04- Please. If anything, he's looking at me.- You must be joking! The gays love me.

1:34:04 > 1:34:09Yeah, only cos you come on to them, don't you? You know, his closet door's always been a bit ajar.

1:34:09 > 1:34:11I'm comfortable with my sexuality, boys.

1:34:11 > 1:34:15- Oh, really?- I attract attention. I'm used to it. Girls, blokes. They're only human.

1:34:15 > 1:34:17Some are human, most are dogs, though.

1:34:17 > 1:34:21- Oi, lads, lads. Oi oi! - Here, Pat, you lost a button?

1:34:21 > 1:34:25One more crack like that and I'm turning straight round.

1:34:25 > 1:34:28Pull all the faces you like, the Pat I used to know

1:34:28 > 1:34:30was never backwards in pushing herself forward.

1:34:30 > 1:34:34- Well, that was a long time ago. - She's still in there.

1:34:34 > 1:34:37- Now, we're supposed to be meeting our photographer from...- Oh, no!

1:34:37 > 1:34:43- You could end up on the Billingsgate Fish Market calendar as Miss November.- November?

1:34:43 > 1:34:45- Yes.- What about Miss July?

1:34:45 > 1:34:47See! I said the old Pat was still in there.

1:34:47 > 1:34:50Right, what is it we're supposed to be doing?

1:34:50 > 1:34:52Well, we open the thing and then we pose for pics.

1:34:52 > 1:34:57We must make sure we charge a quid a photo. It all adds up.

1:34:57 > 1:35:00Ooh, there's the photographer! Come on, Pat. From the Gazette?

1:35:02 > 1:35:05How good is that?

1:35:06 > 1:35:09You must be so proud.

1:35:09 > 1:35:12Hi, Rebecca. What are you doing here?

1:35:12 > 1:35:14Thought I'd come cheer you on.

1:35:14 > 1:35:17I raided the piggy bank. It's all for a good cause, isn't it?

1:35:17 > 1:35:21- Yeah, yeah. - And besides, I wanted to see you.

1:35:23 > 1:35:26I was going to give you a call later on, honestly...

1:35:26 > 1:35:30- There's something I need to talk to you about. Let's go and get a coffee.- Sure.

1:35:31 > 1:35:34- Norman Simmonds, two M's. - Why's she dressed like that?

1:35:34 > 1:35:38- You Pearly Queen, eh?- It fits perfectly.- You look a picture, you do, sweetheart.

1:35:38 > 1:35:44- Thank you for doing this for me. - No, sweetheart. You have fun today. You look great.

1:35:44 > 1:35:47He has his moments! Look at Pat's face! All right, Pat?

1:35:47 > 1:35:50- Oh, no, don't cos a stir, I don't want a fuss.- Well, I do.

1:35:50 > 1:35:53- Let's see who has the most buttons. - I'm fine here.

1:35:53 > 1:35:56You've got to show Norman what he's missing out on. Come on.

1:35:56 > 1:36:00- Did you know about this?- No. I've no idea why she's dressed like that. - Oh, I have -

1:36:00 > 1:36:03she's out to make trouble, like her daughter.

1:36:03 > 1:36:06They crack on they're a salt shaker short of a cruet set

1:36:06 > 1:36:09but they're all there when they want to be.

1:36:09 > 1:36:11What are you playing at, Jean?

1:36:11 > 1:36:15- I'm not playing at anything. - She can get dressed up if she wants.

1:36:15 > 1:36:17There's no law against it.

1:36:17 > 1:36:20Actually, the Pearly Society are very strict when it comes to their outfits.

1:36:20 > 1:36:24Leave off, it's a suit with a few buttons on it...

1:36:24 > 1:36:25Looks lovely, though, don't she?

1:36:25 > 1:36:28- Well, yes. - Why are you doing this, Kat?

1:36:28 > 1:36:31- What? - Letting Jean make a fool of herself.

1:36:31 > 1:36:32No, I'm not!

1:36:32 > 1:36:35Oh, yes, you are! See, Norman chose me...not Jean.

1:36:35 > 1:36:38You think he'll look at her dressed like some sort

1:36:38 > 1:36:41of second-rate Music Hall act and change his mind?

1:36:41 > 1:36:44You're setting her up to be humiliated.

1:36:44 > 1:36:48Mind you, that's probably something she's used to.

1:36:48 > 1:36:49Cos she's on medication.

1:36:49 > 1:36:54- You evil old cow! - I know what you are.

1:36:54 > 1:36:57You are a bully. A really nasty bully!

1:36:57 > 1:37:00Really? Well, let me tell you, madam, you are an...

1:37:02 > 1:37:03Forget it. I don't need this.

1:37:03 > 1:37:06I never wanted to dress like this anyway. I'm going home.

1:37:06 > 1:37:08No, no, Pat, no. Please.

1:37:08 > 1:37:12It's all right. It's fine.

1:37:12 > 1:37:14THERE'S your Pearly Queen

1:37:14 > 1:37:15and look at her,

1:37:15 > 1:37:18she's like a greyhound in a trap.

1:37:18 > 1:37:20Can't wait to chase the rabbit.

1:37:20 > 1:37:23You stick with Jean, you make a lovely couple.

1:37:24 > 1:37:27There you go, now everyone's happy.

1:37:32 > 1:37:33- Sugar?- No, thanks.

1:37:35 > 1:37:37You said you wanted to talk about something?

1:37:37 > 1:37:40Yeah.

1:37:40 > 1:37:42Would you like a biscuit?

1:37:42 > 1:37:44No. I'm fine, thanks.

1:37:44 > 1:37:46Right.

1:37:46 > 1:37:49Well, the thing is, Rebecca...

1:37:51 > 1:37:54- ..I really like you.- Oh.

1:37:54 > 1:37:57Well, I like you, too.

1:37:58 > 1:38:00Good. Good.

1:38:00 > 1:38:03Anyway, the thing is...

1:38:03 > 1:38:06- Another thing? - Yeah. I haven't...

1:38:06 > 1:38:08I haven't been completely honest with you.

1:38:09 > 1:38:10- Go on.- Um...

1:38:10 > 1:38:15Well, you've kind of made this assumption and I haven't corrected you...

1:38:15 > 1:38:17- What assumption?- That, um...

1:38:17 > 1:38:19That I'm a widower.

1:38:19 > 1:38:23I am divorced. Well, nearly divorced. It is pretty much the same thing, isn't it?

1:38:23 > 1:38:25Your wife's still alive?!

1:38:25 > 1:38:28Yeah. You sure you don't want one of these biscuits?

1:38:29 > 1:38:32Look, Rebecca, I didn't know how things were going to turn out

1:38:32 > 1:38:37between us, and when you presumed Jane was dead,

1:38:37 > 1:38:40- I just kind of went along with it. - You lied to me.

1:38:40 > 1:38:45No, no. Technically, right, I just didn't correct you.

1:38:45 > 1:38:48- Which isn't lying, is it?- Excuses!

1:38:48 > 1:38:49You just sound like my ex-husband.

1:38:49 > 1:38:53- Yeah, but hang on, you all just assumed I was a widower.- "All"?

1:38:53 > 1:38:56Yeah, you and the other mums.

1:38:56 > 1:38:58You've been seeing the other mums!

1:38:58 > 1:39:01No. Not all of them! Just some of them.

1:39:01 > 1:39:04It's not really seeing either, it was just coffee and things.

1:39:04 > 1:39:07- Cheryl and Fiona meant absolutely nothing to me.- Forget it, Ian.

1:39:07 > 1:39:09I like you.

1:39:09 > 1:39:11Just forget it!

1:39:11 > 1:39:12Rebecca...

1:39:14 > 1:39:16Everyone's out.

1:39:16 > 1:39:18I'm avoiding the enforced fun day.

1:39:19 > 1:39:20Um...

1:39:22 > 1:39:24Lauren, look...

1:39:24 > 1:39:27you shouldn't have got involved yesterday.

1:39:27 > 1:39:29Yes, I should. But I don't want to talk about it.

1:39:29 > 1:39:32Just promise me you'll never deal again.

1:39:32 > 1:39:34I can't promise you that.

1:39:34 > 1:39:36This is who I am, Lauren, you know?

1:39:36 > 1:39:38Sometimes I got to do stuff just to get by.

1:39:38 > 1:39:41But you shouldn't be involved in this.

1:39:41 > 1:39:43And you shouldn't be involved with me.

1:39:43 > 1:39:45I don't need protecting, Ryan.

1:39:45 > 1:39:48Right, well I think you do need protecting. From me.

1:39:48 > 1:39:50I'm a mess, Lauren.

1:39:50 > 1:39:51Everything I touch falls apart.

1:39:51 > 1:39:55I bring people down with me. You nearly got arrested because of me!

1:39:55 > 1:39:57- Yes, and I didn't. So it's all right.- No.

1:39:57 > 1:40:00It's not all right...

1:40:02 > 1:40:05..and I'm not going to see you again.

1:40:07 > 1:40:09Tiffany here?

1:40:09 > 1:40:11No, she's at the fete, Dot.

1:40:11 > 1:40:14Oh. Oh, well, I'll leave it here, then.

1:40:14 > 1:40:17Thank her very much for me. Oh, hello, Pat.

1:40:17 > 1:40:20Jim... Jim, he liked it very much.

1:40:20 > 1:40:22- You all right?- I got a headache.

1:40:22 > 1:40:24It's like knives in my brain.

1:40:24 > 1:40:26Oh, right, well, come and sit down...

1:40:26 > 1:40:28I'll tell you who's a real headache - Kat Moon.

1:40:28 > 1:40:31- I don't want to be getting in your way.- No, you're fine.

1:40:31 > 1:40:35You don't look great. She looks a bit pale, doesn't she, Pat?

1:40:35 > 1:40:37Actually, Dot, you don't look too good.

1:40:37 > 1:40:41- Well, you know me, I ain't one to complain. - How long have you had them?

1:40:41 > 1:40:47Oh, the past few weeks. I mean, they used to come and go. This one, it's with me all the time.

1:40:47 > 1:40:50- Well, what's your doctor said? - Oh, well, I haven't been.

1:40:50 > 1:40:52You know, I didn't want to bother him.

1:40:52 > 1:40:55Why ever not? If they're as bad as what you say they are.

1:40:55 > 1:40:57Well...you know, you mean to go and...

1:40:57 > 1:41:00You're scared to find out what it might be?

1:41:00 > 1:41:03Well, like I said, I've had them before,

1:41:03 > 1:41:06my migraines, but I've never had nothing like this.

1:41:06 > 1:41:09Right, Carol, get the phone.

1:41:09 > 1:41:11We're making you an appointment.

1:41:26 > 1:41:27Tanya Jessop?

1:41:30 > 1:41:31Tanya Jessop?

1:41:32 > 1:41:35Mr Waverly's ready for you now.

1:41:39 > 1:41:43So remember to dig deep, it's all for a good cause

1:41:43 > 1:41:51and it gives me great pleasure to declare this fete and fortune day, well and truly open!

1:41:51 > 1:41:52CHEERING

1:42:01 > 1:42:04I was expecting to see you glued to Carol's side.

1:42:04 > 1:42:07Oh, no, she's just nipped home for something.

1:42:07 > 1:42:09Probably left the oven on.

1:42:09 > 1:42:11She's very homely, isn't she?

1:42:11 > 1:42:13I don't think she's homely.

1:42:13 > 1:42:17It must be so difficult for her, like, juggling all those kids.

1:42:17 > 1:42:22Not surprising she doesn't have much time to make the best of herself.

1:42:22 > 1:42:25Oh, look, a test-your-strength machine.

1:42:25 > 1:42:30- Go on, have a go.- I haven't had a go on one of these for years.

1:42:30 > 1:42:34Go on, you show them how it's done. I bet you can hit that bell.

1:42:34 > 1:42:37- Go on, then. - You think you've got it in you?

1:42:37 > 1:42:40- Stand back.- All right.

1:42:45 > 1:42:51- Not bad at all!- You sure that's set up right? That should've hit the bell.

1:42:51 > 1:42:56- Looked very impressive from where I was standing.- Is that right?- Very.

1:42:56 > 1:43:01Right, well... I'll see you around...Hercules.

1:43:01 > 1:43:04I think you've found yourself a fan there, brother.

1:43:07 > 1:43:12- Sorry about that. Have I missed anything?- Nothing.

1:43:12 > 1:43:14Oh, look.

1:43:14 > 1:43:17What if it's not want I want? You're making excuses.

1:43:17 > 1:43:20All right, you're too young for me, then!

1:43:20 > 1:43:22Actually, I think I act a lot older than you.

1:43:22 > 1:43:25You're the one coming out with the childish rubbish.

1:43:25 > 1:43:27This is about Whitney, innit?

1:43:27 > 1:43:29Course it is.

1:43:31 > 1:43:35Well, she's been through enough upset enough recently, hasn't she?

1:43:35 > 1:43:36So it's OK to upset me?

1:43:39 > 1:43:43Right, look me in the eye and tell me that you want us to finish.

1:43:46 > 1:43:51Right, idiot. OK, well tell her that you finished with me,

1:43:51 > 1:43:54that I was heartbroken and we'll just carry on in secret.

1:43:54 > 1:43:56What?

1:43:56 > 1:43:58I'm not letting you go.

1:43:58 > 1:44:01You're right, you are a mess.

1:44:02 > 1:44:05You're a lost cause.

1:44:05 > 1:44:07But lost causes turn me on.

1:44:12 > 1:44:13Wow.

1:44:16 > 1:44:20I'm only glad that Jim ain't at home. Cos he picks up when things ain't right

1:44:20 > 1:44:24and he'd know I was worried and then he'd get worked up.

1:44:24 > 1:44:26I'll have to be careful,

1:44:26 > 1:44:30on my guard when I go to visit him though.

1:44:30 > 1:44:33Well, on with the motley, as they say.

1:44:33 > 1:44:36I'm taking up all of your day.

1:44:36 > 1:44:39Oh, don't worry, I've got nothing better to do.

1:44:39 > 1:44:43I'm supposed to be standing out there doing my Tessie O'Shea,

1:44:43 > 1:44:47but then Demented Deirdre from the pub needed an outing from day care.

1:44:47 > 1:44:50I should never have let Norman talk me into it.

1:44:50 > 1:44:53- He seems a nice man. - Yeah. Yeah, he is.

1:44:53 > 1:44:58I mean, I know it ain't none of my business, but are you and him...

1:44:58 > 1:45:01Oh, no. No, Dot, nothing like that.

1:45:01 > 1:45:03We're just good friends.

1:45:03 > 1:45:05Like you and Mr Bishop.

1:45:05 > 1:45:08Where is he? I haven't seen him around lately.

1:45:08 > 1:45:10Oh, he's been very busy.

1:45:10 > 1:45:14You know, this pain in my head it's like knives inside my skull.

1:45:14 > 1:45:16I don't seem to get no respite from it.

1:45:16 > 1:45:19I mean, I hardly got any sleep last night.

1:45:19 > 1:45:26It seemed worse then. Well, then it always does, doesn't it? You know, when it's dark and you're alone.

1:45:26 > 1:45:31"Thou shalt not be afraid of the terror by night."

1:45:31 > 1:45:34Psalm 91 verse 5.

1:45:34 > 1:45:37But I am afraid.

1:45:37 > 1:45:39Right, you're not waiting till Monday.

1:45:39 > 1:45:42- I'm getting you to the hospital. - Oh, no, it'll wait.

1:45:42 > 1:45:45I'm just a bit down at the moment, that's all.

1:45:45 > 1:45:49- You need to be seen, don't you? - No, I can wait!

1:45:49 > 1:45:52What if it's a stroke?

1:45:52 > 1:45:54I couldn't bear that!

1:45:56 > 1:45:59I tell you what, you and me are going to have a little tot of brandy.

1:45:59 > 1:46:02Now, I'm no doctor but I know it numbs the pain.

1:46:02 > 1:46:05Believe me, I've been self-medicating for years!

1:46:10 > 1:46:12Did you bring someone with you?

1:46:13 > 1:46:17No, I didn't. I didn't want... I didn't want to worry.

1:46:17 > 1:46:21You've had a bit of a shock. You shouldn't really be on your own.

1:46:24 > 1:46:29Me and my husband are separated and, um, my best mate moved away.

1:46:29 > 1:46:31There must be someone.

1:46:34 > 1:46:36There's my daughters.

1:46:36 > 1:46:41- But, I can't...- Look, maybe you should stay here for a while.

1:46:41 > 1:46:45- I could get someone to sit with you. - No. I'll be fine. Sorry.

1:46:45 > 1:46:49Sorry. It's just the shock, isn't it?

1:46:49 > 1:46:51It's just the shock. Although it isn't.

1:46:51 > 1:46:54I mean, I knew when you sent the letter, I knew it was bad news,

1:46:54 > 1:46:58but, um... well, you just do, don't you? So...

1:47:00 > 1:47:05I'm going to be fine. I can do this. I can do this.

1:47:13 > 1:47:17- Come on, Alfie! Put your back into it! - What do you think I'm doing?

1:47:24 > 1:47:28- Yes! In your face, Alfie! - That's because you started before Patrick said!

1:47:28 > 1:47:30- Sore loser! Loser! Loser! - Listen to him.

1:47:30 > 1:47:34- He wins one thing and thinks he's Rocky Balboa. - All mouth, is he?- And the rest.

1:47:34 > 1:47:37You want to get down the gym more. Only exercise he gets is drinking pints.

1:47:37 > 1:47:40- Some of us weren't born weeds. - You were born a loser.

1:47:40 > 1:47:44Oi, oi, oi. That's my cue. Now listen, this is a community day.

1:47:44 > 1:47:47Go knock some coconuts down or hit on some girls.

1:47:47 > 1:47:49Save the fighting till we get back home.

1:47:53 > 1:47:57Number of times I've had to get in between Robbie and Sonia when they were kids.

1:47:57 > 1:47:59Bet you were the same with your brothers and sisters.

1:47:59 > 1:48:01- Yeah.- Sibling rivalry, eh?

1:48:04 > 1:48:07- Have I told you how beautiful you look today?- Are you drunk?

1:48:07 > 1:48:10I'm intoxicated with your beauty.

1:48:10 > 1:48:12Now I know you're talking rubbish.

1:48:12 > 1:48:16- You've got to learn to take compliments. - I don't HAVE to do anything...

1:48:16 > 1:48:19but compliments are nice. Thank you.

1:48:28 > 1:48:32I've never seen anything like it! Your ball bounced three aisles.

1:48:32 > 1:48:34- Three!- What can I say? It slipped out of my hand.

1:48:34 > 1:48:36- You're a liability, you.- Yeah.

1:48:41 > 1:48:44- Sorry.- No. It's just that, um...

1:48:44 > 1:48:45What?

1:48:48 > 1:48:49It doesn't matter.

1:49:00 > 1:49:02I like you a lot.

1:49:04 > 1:49:06Yeah, well...

1:49:06 > 1:49:10- there's things you don't know about me.- Ditto.

1:49:10 > 1:49:14I mean, if you did know, then...

1:49:14 > 1:49:17you probably wouldn't like me.

1:49:17 > 1:49:21You don't support Spurs, do you? Cos if you do, I'm out that door.

1:49:21 > 1:49:23I'm being serious.

1:49:23 > 1:49:26Don't worry about it. You'll tell me when the time's right.

1:49:26 > 1:49:29It's like I say, I like you.

1:49:32 > 1:49:35- OK, shall I get us some more drinks? - Yeah, definitely.

1:49:52 > 1:49:55You know, it's a shame there isn't the egg-and-spoon race.

1:49:55 > 1:49:58I used to be really, really good at that.

1:49:58 > 1:50:00Oh, yeah?

1:50:00 > 1:50:05I mean, most people think the trick is in choosing the right egg, but it's not.

1:50:05 > 1:50:07- It's about having a firm wrist.- Oh.

1:50:10 > 1:50:12- That outfit really suits you. - You think so?

1:50:12 > 1:50:15- It gives you an air of dignity. - Thanks.

1:50:15 > 1:50:17Jean, Jean, come and join me.

1:50:23 > 1:50:25- Sold out of samosas? - Yes, all gone.

1:50:25 > 1:50:30And, for your information, I've signed up for the three-legged race, because I am a fun person.

1:50:30 > 1:50:32Mum, I never said you weren't.

1:50:32 > 1:50:35Right, ladies and gentlemen. Can I have a bit of quiet, please?

1:50:35 > 1:50:38It's time for the three-legged race.

1:50:40 > 1:50:43Now, we'll be selecting from the bucket who partners who.

1:50:43 > 1:50:48Now, in one bucket are the men, and in the other one, the women.

1:50:48 > 1:50:50Now, the first name out of the bucket is...

1:50:53 > 1:50:55..Christian.

1:50:57 > 1:50:59And Christian will partner...

1:51:01 > 1:51:04Oi, oi, oi. ..Zainab.

1:51:05 > 1:51:09And the next name is Tyler.

1:51:10 > 1:51:13- And his partner is Kat... - Mum.- I've got a headache.

1:51:13 > 1:51:17- No, you don't.- You expect me to tie my leg to his? You think that's my idea of fun?

1:51:17 > 1:51:20Well, it's not like he's got anything catching.

1:51:20 > 1:51:21Sorry.

1:51:23 > 1:51:25I thought we were making progress.

1:51:25 > 1:51:28Yeah, well, I'm not ready for that kind of progress.

1:51:28 > 1:51:34You're together, you're getting married, adopting a child, living next door to me!

1:51:34 > 1:51:39There's only so much I can take, Syed. Maybe you're right. Maybe I am incapable of having fun.

1:51:50 > 1:51:54- Want a top-up? - No, thanks, just the one for me.

1:51:54 > 1:51:56One's lonely,

1:51:56 > 1:52:01two's friendly and three is a party.

1:52:01 > 1:52:03Well, at least I can say I did it.

1:52:03 > 1:52:07For all of five minutes, I was a Pearly Queen.

1:52:07 > 1:52:10Not that it was ever an ambition of mine.

1:52:10 > 1:52:14I was Miss Butlins, Clacton 1958. I bet you didn't know that.

1:52:14 > 1:52:17I had heard a rumour.

1:52:17 > 1:52:22I went for a holiday once in Clacton. It was just after the War.

1:52:22 > 1:52:24I'd come back from being evacuated.

1:52:24 > 1:52:30My sister Rose - my half sister - she ran off. I got the blame for it.

1:52:30 > 1:52:35I had my photograph taken, sitting on a donkey wearing a sash.

1:52:35 > 1:52:39- I'm going to die. - Oh, give over, Dot.- No, I feel it.

1:52:39 > 1:52:43It'll be something to do with needing glasses or something like that.

1:52:43 > 1:52:45You'll outlive the lot of us.

1:52:46 > 1:52:51There are things that I wish I'd done...that I'll never do now.

1:52:51 > 1:52:56What, like jumping off a bridge with a bit of elastic tied round your ankle?

1:52:56 > 1:53:00No. Like ice cream. Strawberry ice cream for breakfast.

1:53:00 > 1:53:03Really?

1:53:03 > 1:53:04Here.

1:53:04 > 1:53:09Here, why don't you make a list? Might take your mind off your head.

1:53:09 > 1:53:12No, I don't need to make a list cos I done my shopping this morning.

1:53:12 > 1:53:14No, no, no.

1:53:14 > 1:53:18A list of things that you would like to do. Start with the ice cream.

1:53:18 > 1:53:20Now, what else is there?

1:53:20 > 1:53:24Well, I'd like to make me peace with someone.

1:53:24 > 1:53:27I've been regretting that lately.

1:53:27 > 1:53:30That sounds a bit deep. But, go on, stick it down.

1:53:30 > 1:53:37Now listen to me, Dot. You are not going to die - stop saying that. It's nonsense.

1:53:37 > 1:53:41I'll tell you what is nonsense - you fooling yourself

1:53:41 > 1:53:45that you're not bothered by sitting here with me while he's out there with that Jean.

1:53:45 > 1:53:49- What do you mean? - You know what I mean.

1:53:49 > 1:53:52I mean, you're entitled to a little bit of fun now, Pat,

1:53:52 > 1:53:54cos you ain't married, are you?

1:53:54 > 1:53:58You must admit there's been a little bit of a spring in your step lately.

1:55:06 > 1:55:08Want some company?

1:55:08 > 1:55:09Get lost.

1:55:09 > 1:55:11Oh, nice.

1:55:11 > 1:55:14- Come on, Whitney.- I mean it, Lauren, I'm not interested.

1:55:14 > 1:55:18- Course you're not. You're not interested in anything that's not all about you.- What?

1:55:18 > 1:55:20It's always all about you!

1:55:20 > 1:55:24- Everyone rushing round, worried about you, trying to save you from that Rob.- You slept with my brother!

1:55:24 > 1:55:29Yes, I know, Whitney, and I wanted to tell you, but I knew you'd do this -

1:55:29 > 1:55:34- make it all about you, when it's nothing to do with you!- Right, then.

1:55:55 > 1:55:57She says she's up for meeting.

1:55:59 > 1:56:01Well done.

1:56:02 > 1:56:04What shall I text back?

1:56:05 > 1:56:07I'll take over from here.

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