24/07/2011

0:01:01 > 0:01:02You all right?

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Yeah.

0:01:13 > 0:01:17- Hi. So, will I be seeing you tonight at R&R?- Yeah, we'll be there.- Great.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23Who does she think she is?

0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Pat, where you going? - To have a word with Princess Janine.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Pat, don't start anything!

0:01:30 > 0:01:32What, me?

0:01:32 > 0:01:33Pat...

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Just getting into the party spirit.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41- Must have cost a bit.- It's hired.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45I'm surprised you ain't cancelled that party. Seeing nobody's coming.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Oh, they'll come. You don't want to miss out on all the fun, do you?

0:01:48 > 0:01:52We don't need your sort of fun. Had enough to last a lifetime.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56- Ricky could do with a good party, couldn't you? - We're staying in tonight. With cake.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00For the kids. We all went to see Bianca yesterday for her birthday.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04- I didn't know.- Didn't think you'd be interested. You ain't been concerned about your family lately.

0:02:04 > 0:02:08You don't know what I've got in store for you.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12If it's anything like what you had in store for Lydia, I don't want to know.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15- I loved my grandma.- Oh, yeah? Is that why you helped her on her way?

0:02:15 > 0:02:17You don't believe that?

0:02:19 > 0:02:24My Granny Lydia was the only person that really understood me, you know.

0:02:24 > 0:02:29- Who knew me. And accepted me for what I was.- What about me?

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Don't let her suck you in. - I'm talking to my brother!

0:02:32 > 0:02:34It's all right, Pat. Just leave it.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38Come on, Ricky. You don't believe that, do you?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Come on, Ricky.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42You're all I've got left.

0:02:42 > 0:02:47I suppose innocent till proven guilty.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50So...come to the party tonight

0:02:50 > 0:02:53and I will show you what the real Janine is made of.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57I dunno. I might.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Nice bit of bling.

0:03:03 > 0:03:10- D'you fancy a ride? - Yeah! Thank you! Wooo!

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Come at nine. You won't regret it.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26Oh, what a racket. I can feel one of my migraines coming on.

0:03:26 > 0:03:32You know, that girl, she went off the proverbial rails, so to speak, long ago.

0:03:32 > 0:03:37I've never known pound notes bring people the happiness they think they will.

0:03:37 > 0:03:42Still, she didn't have a very good home life, you know.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Mrs B, that ain't no excuse for knocking off your grandma.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48- I think you're going soft. - I ain't making excuses.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49But you know me...

0:03:49 > 0:03:51I don't cast aspersions.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55I mean, we don't know one way or the other, do we?

0:03:55 > 0:04:02But what I do know is that people need a little kindness and mercy...

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Will it ever go away?

0:04:09 > 0:04:12I wouldn't be telling the truth if I said it would.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15And I don't tell lies.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Whitney and Lauren keep saying I'll get over her.

0:04:18 > 0:04:22You don't get over emotional upheavals that easily.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26But I've found that it does help if you try to weave...

0:04:26 > 0:04:30well, there's a poem what always helps me.

0:04:30 > 0:04:37Joy and grief are woven fine, a clothing for the soul divine.

0:04:37 > 0:04:42Yeah, but I don't want to forget her, Mrs B.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46Of course you don't. She's your lawful wedded wife and you love her.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47You've got to grieve.

0:04:52 > 0:04:57Well, think that's fixed it, you know. Safe to sit on now.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Thank you ever so much, Arthur.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01It's OK. Was nothing.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05Weren't nothing to me. I've had this set of chairs for 30 years.

0:05:06 > 0:05:11- You better get off home.- Yeah. Haven't got much of a home left now.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Don't suppose you have.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16It's people what make the home, isn't it?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Not the bricks and mortar.

0:05:24 > 0:05:25What did you have for lunch?

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Same as usual.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Must have been the sight of Janine in the car.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Greg's dreams might've come true?

0:05:33 > 0:05:35No. I'm not.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38- You sure?- I'm not.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40DOOR SLAMS

0:05:40 > 0:05:44Honey, I'm home.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Hello, darling, you all right?

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Ta-da!

0:05:54 > 0:05:56No, no, no, Pat. It's all right.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00So...you didn't find anything then?

0:06:00 > 0:06:04Two ads in the paper. Table dancers.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06You on a table!

0:06:07 > 0:06:13- Something'll turn up, darling. - I think I might have to go back to Dubai.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17There's no jobs here, Pat!

0:06:17 > 0:06:21The kids can't cope again without their mum and their dad.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Carol can help out with the kids, can't she?

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Here I come, here I come, here I come!

0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Impressive.- Just getting into my stride. Just getting into my stride.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41What are you trying prove with all this?

0:06:41 > 0:06:45- You're getting your hire money, what's the problem? - I ain't got a problem.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49I ain't got ten ton of feathers and 20 crates of cava to get through on me own, have I?

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Well, worst case happens...

0:06:51 > 0:06:53she's got me to help her out, innit.

0:06:53 > 0:06:54Least you got one friend, Janine.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Look, don't worry. They'll be queuing up round the block.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Trust me. Look, they ain't gonna know what hit 'em.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04And your party is gonna go down in Walford's history!

0:07:04 > 0:07:08History...history...history...

0:07:08 > 0:07:09history...

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Can't stomach it.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17Why don't you just admit it was you?

0:07:17 > 0:07:19I didn't have a choice.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23Why don't you just pop round the corner then, eh? Join the Old Bill?

0:07:23 > 0:07:25You might as well.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Oh, no, sorry, sorry you can't, can you?

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Cos you've got a criminal record!

0:07:29 > 0:07:31I thought I was doing it for her best.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34What, being grassed up by her own nan?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Carted off back to that home?

0:07:36 > 0:07:40- Cos she likes it there, don't she? That's why she ran away. - All kids run away.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Not if they're happy, they don't!

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Happy? How can she be happy here with us in a squat?

0:07:45 > 0:07:49- I love her, all right? - You love her? You love her? You don't even know her.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53She drove a motor through Beale's chippy window, that's enough to make anyone love her.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56- She's got you wrapped round, hasn't she?- What's the matter, Ju?

0:07:56 > 0:08:00- Lola giving you a little run for your money, is she? - Like I'm jealous of a 15-year-old.

0:08:09 > 0:08:13- You all right, Fats?- Yeah...

0:08:15 > 0:08:17- I passed!- Did you?!- Yeah!

0:08:17 > 0:08:23- Did you?! That's amazing!- What? What did you pass?- Her theory test.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Maybe you should retake yours. - Give me a break, Mr Chip shop.

0:08:26 > 0:08:27Maybe you could learn how to use 'em.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Do you know what, it makes me feel sick, what she did to her grandmother.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39- I dunno. Did you ever meet Lydia? - You're a happy bunch, aren't you?

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Aren't you in the party spirit?

0:08:41 > 0:08:45Oh, well, never mind. I'll just have to take my car and go into the West End.

0:08:45 > 0:08:50- Bye.- Just such a shame to waste these, though.- What?

0:08:50 > 0:08:56- Two tickets to Las Vegas.- Really?- I'm going to be raffling them tonight.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00Accommodation at a top casino. Pool. Burlesque dancers.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03There's even talk that Tom Jones is going to be performing.

0:09:03 > 0:09:08- Sunshine all day and party all night. - How much are these raffle tickets?

0:09:08 > 0:09:11What are you getting her involved in now?

0:09:11 > 0:09:13I'm raffling tickets to Las Vegas, Pat. You should buy one.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17I can just see you there. In the Palms with all your ruffles and feathers.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19What are you playing at, Janine?

0:09:19 > 0:09:24Nothing. But if you don't fancy it you know, there's loads of other fabulous prizes for everybody.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27What about you, Fats? You up for a free drink, party all night?

0:09:27 > 0:09:31Yeah, you know what, Whit, I'm not really feeling it, you know.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Fats!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34You're getting old before your time.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Don't be so rude. Mind your manners, Lauren.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Mind you, I think these young girls

0:09:39 > 0:09:43in their youthful wisdom might be right.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Well, maybe.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47I'm sharing my luck, Pat.

0:09:47 > 0:09:48Like you told me to.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50You should buy one for Ricky.

0:09:50 > 0:09:56If you get him there tonight, I know that he's going to win something very special.

0:09:56 > 0:10:02Ricky lent you money for Lydia's funeral. He shouldn't have to buy a ticket off of you to get something.

0:10:02 > 0:10:07HONKING Everybody! The prizes will all be revealed tonight.

0:10:11 > 0:10:12CHEERING

0:10:20 > 0:10:24Roll up. Roll up. The raffle ladies are here.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Here, Kim, Kim. How much is it for a ticket?

0:10:27 > 0:10:30You're not going to be able to hide it for long.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31Why don't you want to tell him?

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Cos I feel better now, don't I?

0:10:33 > 0:10:39Look, Greg wants a baby so much, I just don't want to get his hopes up, not till I know for sure.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40You better find out then.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42I will.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44When?

0:10:46 > 0:10:48It's natural to be nervous, innit?

0:10:48 > 0:10:51- I hate being pregnant.- It's not like you got to go through it alone.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53- Not with wonder Greg.- Didn't think you had much time for him.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57- I wouldn't say no. - You wouldn't say no to any bloke.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59I would him.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09- Sorry I'm late.- You have still got a phone then?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Yeah, sorry. Just been a crazy day.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15Sorting out Fatboy's kamikaze work ethic. Do you want another?

0:11:15 > 0:11:19Roll up, roll up for the hottest party in town tonight.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Yes, here in Walford.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25All the free bubbly you can get down your neck. Tunes.

0:11:25 > 0:11:29These sexy ladies shaking their booties. Guaranteed prizes.

0:11:29 > 0:11:30And of course...

0:11:33 > 0:11:36..Moi! So! Who's going to be the first, eh?

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Come to get a raffle ticket, have you?

0:12:06 > 0:12:09What's all this in aid of, Janine?

0:12:09 > 0:12:13I'm entitled to enjoy myself, aren't I?

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Why don't you have a little drink and enjoy it too?

0:12:18 > 0:12:22While your brother's at home at his wits end wondering how he's going to pay his bills?

0:12:22 > 0:12:25- Your bills.- It's for his family.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29So what, am I expected to pay for Ricky's kids now?

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Families look after each other.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Just like we've always looked after you.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35How do you know what I'm going to do?

0:12:35 > 0:12:37I haven't even got all the money yet.

0:12:37 > 0:12:38It's still in probate.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42So why are you wasting it all on cars and on parties?

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Come on, wouldn't you? If you were my age.

0:12:45 > 0:12:50If you had one ounce of feeling you'd be with your brother right now making plans for his future.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54And just drop everything, shall I?

0:12:54 > 0:12:59Just cancel the party. Let all this go to waste and trot on over to yours because you said so?

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Why would you rather be in a room full of people you've conned

0:13:02 > 0:13:04with some raffle ticket scam than with your own brother?

0:13:04 > 0:13:06How do you even know it's a scam?

0:13:06 > 0:13:10You are so stuck in a groove, Pat.

0:13:10 > 0:13:16But I'm not. Because I am young, and I am rich and I'm enjoying it.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18And there's nothing you can do about it.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21But if you want Ricky to benefit then use your influence to get him here.

0:13:21 > 0:13:26Then what? You going to have a personality transplant and share your millions with him?

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Ricky!

0:13:46 > 0:13:53So could you come over? Yes...that's great.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55I'll see you there. Thanks, bye.

0:13:58 > 0:14:03- Taking her to a party for free booze ain't going to do much for her. - She's gotta learn to be strong.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06If she never goes out she's never going to meet anyone, is she?

0:14:06 > 0:14:09She never meets anyone, we're gonna be stuck with her even longer.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Look, she needs our support. She's lonely.

0:14:18 > 0:14:23- You are coming out with us tonight. - I got this for you. Go upstairs and pee.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25I'm not gonna do it now, am I?

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Do it when you're ready.

0:14:30 > 0:14:31Here we go.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34- No, not that one. I ain't sorted it yet.- Well, sort it then.

0:14:34 > 0:14:38I can't show the social Lola's room with all this messing it up, can I?

0:14:41 > 0:14:42Come on, Julie.

0:14:42 > 0:14:48You, me, Lola, it's our family, innit?

0:14:48 > 0:14:52- Yeah, well, I like you and me. - It ain't going to take away from you and me.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56You're going spend all your time making sure she doesn't get into trouble.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58What, like I did with you?

0:14:58 > 0:15:02Come on. Look, it's just tat.

0:15:02 > 0:15:03You gave me that.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Yeah, I...I know.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07I'll get you a better one.

0:15:07 > 0:15:11- Forget it. Let's go and have a drink. - No, no, I wanna finish the room.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14All right then. I'll go to the club on my own, shall I?

0:15:14 > 0:15:18- We'll just do this and I'll go up there with you in a bit. - I'll see you at the party then.

0:15:33 > 0:15:34Roll up, roll up!

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Tonight's the night!

0:15:36 > 0:15:37Get your groove on.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Come on, Vanessa, let down your hair!

0:15:39 > 0:15:44- Didn't expect to see you here. - Neither did I. You go on ahead, I'll catch you up.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48- Max not fancy it then? - He'll be along in a bit.

0:15:48 > 0:15:53Stuck dealing with some fussy customer who doesn't understand what out of hours means.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57If you're thinking about going on another binge, you ain't coming anywhere near our house.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Don't worry. I wouldn't give you the satisfaction.

0:16:02 > 0:16:03Wooo!

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Here she comes. Let's hear it for Janice!

0:16:09 > 0:16:15It's overkill. We've already seen it.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Can we go in now?- Looks like the entertainment's started already.

0:16:18 > 0:16:23- I am so sorry to keep you all waiting.- Let us in then.- OK, fine.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27Greetings, my fellow Walfordonions.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30I am so grateful to be able to give something back, you know,

0:16:30 > 0:16:33to the place I grew up.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36And to all of you beautiful people in it.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Let's party!

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Yeah, party!

0:16:43 > 0:16:46I hope she's not a one bottle wonder.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Let's find that guy, find that girl.

0:16:52 > 0:16:58Let's move tonight! Yeah! Loving your look, loving your look.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02Come on in, let's get on the dance floor! Get on the dance floor.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05Party, party, party!

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Party!

0:17:22 > 0:17:27- How you doing? Yeah! - Dunno about Vegas - looks more like a knocking shop in here, ain't it?

0:17:27 > 0:17:29That's why she let you in here. Complete the picture.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Reckon you'd fit in better.

0:17:31 > 0:17:36- And you'd know, would you? - Didn't till I saw you. - I'm just here to add the class.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38There's more in that glass of cava.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42- I wouldn't know. - You wanna dance?- Yeah.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Come on, you two.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Up on your feet, up on your feet.

0:17:49 > 0:17:50Come on, come on, come on.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52No, no, no... Max!

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Yes! Get moving, get moving!

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Not drinking? Not like you.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Thought you were never going to come.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Well, here I am.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13I think I might be pregnant.

0:18:17 > 0:18:18Whose is it?

0:18:18 > 0:18:21It shouldn't be anyone's. I've been on the pill.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23- Devious little cow.- But I'm late.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25I'm late. And I've been ill.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Been sick ill. Like I was with Abs.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Greg obviously don't know you're on the pill, does he?

0:18:32 > 0:18:33It's not funny.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Am I laughing?

0:18:50 > 0:18:55Couldn't just stay away, could they? We shouldn't have got a doorman, we should have got pest control.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Kim's moves never fail.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06You want a line?

0:19:12 > 0:19:13We've done it!

0:19:13 > 0:19:19- We're pregnant! We're pregnant! - Congratulations, maybe, then.

0:19:19 > 0:19:23We're gonna go and do a test. You'll be all right if we go?

0:19:23 > 0:19:26Course I am. Can look after myself. Good luck.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30One, two, three!

0:19:34 > 0:19:36You never stop trying, do you?

0:19:36 > 0:19:39You look like you need it. What's the matter?

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Your knight not so shining any more?

0:19:41 > 0:19:46- Have you nicked my drink?- Why would I do that? It's free, you muppet.

0:19:58 > 0:20:02- Watch it! You're making me spill my drink.- What do you think you're doing?

0:20:02 > 0:20:04- I fancied a night out. - How did you get past the bouncer?

0:20:04 > 0:20:06- Cost yer.- You can't stay here.

0:20:06 > 0:20:11What you gonna do, eh? Gonna grass me up to the Old Bill again, are you?

0:20:11 > 0:20:17- Well, not on my turf. Get yourself in there and sort yourselves out. - Watch it, oi!

0:20:27 > 0:20:32- Is it prize time yet? I'm feeling really lucky.- Well, good things come to those who wait.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34But this is too long, man.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36I'll be too mashed to find out what I've won.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48I didn't want you to end up like me, Lola. I wanted you to learn the consequences of your actions.

0:20:48 > 0:20:54That's why I called them. I panicked. It's no fun having a tag or a curfew.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58Getting that itch to nick just for the dirty, petty thrill of it all.

0:20:58 > 0:21:03- What did you nick?- Nothing as big as a car.- Billy's done some pretty good stuff, though, ain't he?

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Yeah, and he's had a tough life. He hasn't always kept it together.

0:21:06 > 0:21:11- He's wicked.- You say that now but you live with someone day in day out...

0:21:11 > 0:21:15What? Living together?

0:21:15 > 0:21:19Yes. That's what we're trying to sort out.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22Me and Pops is gonna have a right laugh.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Billy's kids ain't with him, Lola, because he couldn't cope with it.

0:21:25 > 0:21:29- His life's a lot better now I'm in it.- Be even better now he's got me.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34She keeps leaving me messages.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37- Saying she's got something for me. - Delete 'em.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39She's my sister, Pat.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42- I'm surprised you can still call her that.- I'm going to go down there.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45So she can use you as part of some twisted game she's playing?

0:21:45 > 0:21:49She ain't all bad. You ain't perfect.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51You can't leave Carol sitting with the kids.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53She'll be all right. They're asleep.

0:21:53 > 0:21:57- Unless you want to go back? - No, I haven't finished me drink yet.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08- I thought you was never going to get here!- Came as quick as I could.

0:22:10 > 0:22:14As much as I like you, Rainie, it ain't free.

0:22:14 > 0:22:15What is your problem?!

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Have a bit?

0:22:17 > 0:22:23Have a bit?! If I find you or your drugs in here again,

0:22:23 > 0:22:26you'll be having a bit with the Walford Old Bill. Now, get out.

0:22:30 > 0:22:35- Go on then. Do it.- I can't.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38- I can't look.- Come on, give it here. Go on. I can do it.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Darling, I'm so sorry.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01Thought he could flog gear in the club. Do what you like with him.

0:23:03 > 0:23:07We did it. Thanks, Shirley.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10I did it for Phil's club. Not for you.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13He smelt you a mile off, didn't he?

0:23:13 > 0:23:17Don't you dare show your skanky face round here again, or you won't have one left.

0:23:17 > 0:23:18You got it?

0:23:35 > 0:23:37- All right?- Yeah.

0:23:37 > 0:23:43Well, I hope you're going to give it a lick of paint first.

0:23:47 > 0:23:52Ladies! Ladies! Gather round.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Where you going? Don't you want to see who's won?

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Nah, I'm going. Good luck, babe.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Have you all got your tickets ready?

0:24:10 > 0:24:14- Yeah!- Is everybody excited?!- Yeah!

0:24:14 > 0:24:16OK, let's get this show on the road.

0:24:16 > 0:24:21First ticket is pink number 4! Pink number 4?

0:24:21 > 0:24:22It's me, it's me!

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Congratulations! You win the runners-up prize.

0:24:27 > 0:24:31That is the number for the best escort agency in the whole of Walford.

0:24:31 > 0:24:32LAUGHTER

0:24:32 > 0:24:36- Advertising your new business, are you?- Hardly.

0:24:39 > 0:24:43This is a green ticket. And the number - 51!

0:24:43 > 0:24:4651, 51!

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Brilliant. A hundred pounds.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Let's have a look. It's another pink ticket, everybody.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Lauren. Come on.

0:25:18 > 0:25:24- Come on, your dad's going to be wondering where you are. - Let him.

0:25:39 > 0:25:40Now we're going to find out

0:25:40 > 0:25:45who has got the winning ticket for this wonderful once in a lifetime trip.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Viva Las Vegas!

0:25:49 > 0:25:52OK. It's green. And the number is 100.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Anybody?

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Oh, that's strange. 100. No one?

0:25:58 > 0:26:00Oh! Oh...

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Better check this one out.

0:26:02 > 0:26:03Let's have a little look...

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Oh! Would you believe it?!

0:26:06 > 0:26:08What a fix!

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Stroll on, will ya, Janine, stroll on.

0:26:10 > 0:26:14But the thing is I actually have two tickets here.

0:26:14 > 0:26:19And the question is who would I like to take away with me?

0:26:19 > 0:26:21And the answer is...

0:26:22 > 0:26:24no-one.

0:26:25 > 0:26:26That's out of order.

0:26:26 > 0:26:31Oh, what did you expect? Come on, Janine wins every time.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36And so does her brother! Quick, stop him.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45Ricky - that's for you.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Check it for razor blades, Ricky.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57No! That's money... Stop!

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Ricky, wait! Ricky!

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Quick, follow him.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Quickly, drive!

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Ricky! Ricky, please!

0:27:15 > 0:27:18I'm leaving Walford for good.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Yeah? Well, I ain't stopping you.

0:27:20 > 0:27:24I wanted you to have these before I left. I'm going around the world.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26You ain't going anywhere.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29- I'm contesting the will, Janine. - So you'll be lucky to get as far as Margate.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39Right, young lady, let's get you to school.

0:27:40 > 0:27:42I want Dad to take me.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47I've got stuff to do...

0:27:47 > 0:27:49You go with Nanna Pat, eh? Be a good girl.

0:27:49 > 0:27:52Come on, that'll be there when you get home.

0:27:56 > 0:28:00- She's no better than she should be, is she?- What?

0:28:00 > 0:28:02That's what Nanna Carol said.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04What does it mean?

0:28:04 > 0:28:06Nothing you need bother your head about.

0:28:06 > 0:28:09Now come on, I haven't got all day.

0:28:09 > 0:28:14- When I go back to school in Year Four, can I have a new bag and a new uniform?- We'll see.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17Why do you always say "we'll see"? Is it to shut me up?

0:28:17 > 0:28:20If it is, it's not working, is it?!

0:28:20 > 0:28:23Stop dragging your feet, Tiff, you'll scuff your shoes.

0:28:31 > 0:28:34Holy sunlight, Batman...

0:28:34 > 0:28:37Good morning. I brought you some breakfast.

0:28:37 > 0:28:39Mrs B...

0:28:39 > 0:28:42- what am I doing here?- Sleeping it off, as Jim used to call it.

0:28:42 > 0:28:46Now, he always wanted hair of the dog,

0:28:46 > 0:28:49but I'm afraid that you'll have to make do with toast and marmalade.

0:28:49 > 0:28:51HE GROANS

0:28:51 > 0:28:53Mrs B, what did I do last night?

0:28:53 > 0:28:57All I know is that you come banging at the door in the middle of the night

0:28:57 > 0:29:01- when all decent people are fast asleep.- Oh, my days...

0:29:01 > 0:29:05And then you come in, and started crying about Mercy.

0:29:05 > 0:29:12And you got rather attached to this here sofa and so I thought it best, you know, just to leave you on it.

0:29:12 > 0:29:15I'm so sorry, Mrs B.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17What for?

0:29:17 > 0:29:19Missing your wife?

0:29:19 > 0:29:21Come on.

0:29:21 > 0:29:23This toast is getting cold

0:29:23 > 0:29:29and I for one am ready for the cup what cheers. I'll be mother.

0:29:29 > 0:29:33- No time, babe. I've got a cut and blow in five minutes.- It's important.- I'm not saying it isn't.

0:29:33 > 0:29:38But just cos you're not working today doesn't mean we can all drop everything. We'll talk later.

0:29:38 > 0:29:40- Anything else? - No, just the change.

0:29:40 > 0:29:44Come on, then, Carol... do you miss me? I mean, it can't be a bed of roses

0:29:44 > 0:29:46working for Phil Mitchell.

0:29:46 > 0:29:48Phil...you... a boss is a boss.

0:29:48 > 0:29:51At least Shirley and Phil don't make me count the spoons

0:29:51 > 0:29:53at the end of every day.

0:29:53 > 0:29:54More fool them.

0:29:58 > 0:30:01- Honeymoon over, is it? - That was over day after the wedding.

0:30:01 > 0:30:06No, we're all right, mate. We're great... She's just avoiding something.

0:30:06 > 0:30:08Women say WE do that, but I tell you what,

0:30:08 > 0:30:10they are much better at putting things off than we are.

0:30:10 > 0:30:13If we say we'll do something, we do get round to it eventually.

0:30:13 > 0:30:17But if they want to put something off... they can just put it off forever.

0:30:20 > 0:30:22Come on, then...what's she avoiding?

0:30:23 > 0:30:25It's nothing...

0:30:25 > 0:30:27Come on...

0:30:27 > 0:30:30my best man duties go far beyond the wedding.

0:30:30 > 0:30:33if you need someone to talk to, I'm your man.

0:30:35 > 0:30:37We've...

0:30:37 > 0:30:38we've been trying for a baby.

0:30:38 > 0:30:41- Right.- Um...

0:30:42 > 0:30:45We're doing everything it says to do in the books, but...

0:30:45 > 0:30:48it's not working.

0:30:48 > 0:30:51- Well, they do say as you get older it gets harder.- I'm not old.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53No. But Tanya is.

0:30:53 > 0:30:57- Think about it, she won't see the right side of 40 again, will she?- She's 36!

0:30:57 > 0:31:03- Is she?- Yeah.- Oh. Oh, sorry mate. Would've thought being in the beauty line she'd have been in better nick.

0:31:03 > 0:31:06What are you on about?! She's gorgeous!

0:31:06 > 0:31:08You've only been married five minutes.

0:31:08 > 0:31:10Just enjoy the "trying to get preggers" bit.

0:31:12 > 0:31:14- Yeah.- Cos once she's pregnant,

0:31:14 > 0:31:17she'll swell up to the size of a house,

0:31:17 > 0:31:21her hormones'll be up and down like a yo-yo, and you'll be running for cover.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30All right, Pat. How's Tiff?

0:31:30 > 0:31:35Oh! That girl needs stability. After everything that's happened to them kids over the last year,

0:31:35 > 0:31:37I'm surprised any of them have a smile on their face.

0:31:37 > 0:31:40Was that a dig at me for going to Dubai?

0:31:40 > 0:31:43No, love, course not. You did what you had to do.

0:31:43 > 0:31:46But now you're back let's just keep everything normal, eh?

0:31:46 > 0:31:48It's my job to provide, I've gotta go where the money is.

0:31:48 > 0:31:51Plenty cars round here need fixing.

0:31:51 > 0:31:53No, Pat, there ain't.

0:31:53 > 0:31:56- She needs her dad.- And she also needs

0:31:56 > 0:31:57stuff for school -

0:31:57 > 0:32:00new shoes... And Liam... he needs braces.

0:32:00 > 0:32:06- There's a waiting list for dentists on the NHS... - Hey, hey, we manage.- Do we?

0:32:06 > 0:32:07Oh, you've dropped something...

0:32:11 > 0:32:13Are you going back to Dubai?

0:32:13 > 0:32:19What choice have I got? What with Uncle Norman contesting the will, Janine can't give me any money.

0:32:19 > 0:32:23I've got responsibilities, Pat.

0:32:23 > 0:32:25This ticket's for today...

0:32:27 > 0:32:28I've booked a cab for lunchtime.

0:32:28 > 0:32:32- What about the kids? - I talked to them last night.

0:32:32 > 0:32:34And told them you're leaving?

0:32:34 > 0:32:36Yeah...

0:32:36 > 0:32:38I said I was going on a trip.

0:32:38 > 0:32:42- I didn't say how long for or when I would be back. - You left that for me and Carol to do.

0:32:42 > 0:32:44I'm trying to do what's best for them, Pat!

0:32:44 > 0:32:48Come on, don't make me feel any more guilty than I already do.

0:32:51 > 0:32:55When I saw he wasn't in his room and the settee hadn't been slept on, I was very worried.

0:32:55 > 0:32:59You needn't have been worried because he was on my sofa.

0:32:59 > 0:33:02Arthur! You've got a visitor.

0:33:04 > 0:33:06Oh, hello, Auntie O.

0:33:06 > 0:33:09I've been out of my mind, imagining all sorts!

0:33:09 > 0:33:14- I had a few too many drinks last night. I'm sorry.- You should have telephoned me, Arthur.

0:33:14 > 0:33:15I'm so sorry, Mrs O...

0:33:15 > 0:33:17What are you doing under there?

0:33:17 > 0:33:19He's having a look at my sink.

0:33:19 > 0:33:24The water's been running very slow these past few days, and Arthur very kindly offered to take a look at it.

0:33:24 > 0:33:29I didn't know what to think - out all night

0:33:29 > 0:33:31and missing Mercy like he does.

0:33:31 > 0:33:35I have an active imagination. I get something in my head and I can't get it out.

0:33:35 > 0:33:37And all the time he was on my sofa...

0:33:37 > 0:33:41I'll put the kettle on, shall I? We'll have nice cup of tea. Do take a seat.

0:33:41 > 0:33:45- Nearly done, Mrs B.- Oh, good.

0:33:45 > 0:33:47Now, don't give your head a bang.

0:33:47 > 0:33:49He's suffering from a hangover...

0:33:49 > 0:33:54I wouldn't normally have any sympathy, but under the circumstances...

0:33:54 > 0:33:56HE SHOUTS OUT

0:33:56 > 0:33:58- What?- Mrs B!

0:33:58 > 0:34:01I'll talk to Norman, get him not to contest the will.

0:34:01 > 0:34:05And then go begging to Janine? No, Pat. I'm taking this contract.

0:34:05 > 0:34:07It's for six months. Think of the kids!

0:34:07 > 0:34:10What do you think I'm thinking of? Me? You think I'm running away?

0:34:10 > 0:34:12Taking the easy way out?

0:34:12 > 0:34:14No, no, no, that's not what I said.

0:34:14 > 0:34:17Ricky, you're a good boy. You always have been.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20Let me talk to Norman. Please.

0:34:20 > 0:34:23- I want to help.- I know you do.

0:34:23 > 0:34:25I've still got to go and pack...

0:34:50 > 0:34:51Hello, Norman. It's Pat...

0:34:51 > 0:34:54You all right?

0:34:56 > 0:34:58No...!

0:34:59 > 0:35:01Where are you now?

0:35:02 > 0:35:04Where?!

0:35:04 > 0:35:07- We used to have a rhyme for this, what was it?- Don't ask me.

0:35:07 > 0:35:09Handstands was my thing.

0:35:09 > 0:35:14"Bow to the King, curtsey to the Queen, show your knickers to the football team..." Then you tip up...

0:35:14 > 0:35:18Talk of showing your knickers to the football team...

0:35:18 > 0:35:20Is she cheating? She always cheated at games.

0:35:20 > 0:35:22You're such a liar. Your go...

0:35:22 > 0:35:25- Cheers.- We were having a roller skating race once,

0:35:25 > 0:35:27she knew I'd beat her so she nicked my skate.

0:35:27 > 0:35:32- No, I didn't nick that one. - Oh, what, it just magically appeared on top of the wardrobe, did it?

0:35:35 > 0:35:37- You big kid!- You all right?

0:35:37 > 0:35:39See ya.

0:35:40 > 0:35:42- Oi, oi...- What?

0:35:42 > 0:35:45What's all that about then?

0:35:46 > 0:35:48Just saying hello.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51That weren't just a hello. That was like, a chat, a grin... proper friendly.

0:35:51 > 0:35:53So?

0:35:53 > 0:35:55So... is there something going on?

0:35:55 > 0:35:56What?

0:35:56 > 0:36:01So a man and a woman can't live on the same square and exchange pleasantries now?

0:36:01 > 0:36:05Ian Beale doesn't do pleasant unless there's something in it for him.

0:36:05 > 0:36:10- And you were sat with him in the pub the other day...- There's a law against it now, is there?

0:36:12 > 0:36:13Your go.

0:36:17 > 0:36:19Denise and Ian sitting in a tree...

0:36:19 > 0:36:23BOTH: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

0:36:23 > 0:36:25That's very funny. Very mature.

0:36:29 > 0:36:31- There you are...- Pat!

0:36:31 > 0:36:35- How are you?- I'll live. - What have they said?

0:36:35 > 0:36:38I've not been seen yet. Been sat here best part of three hours.

0:36:40 > 0:36:43- Are you in pain?- I was...

0:36:45 > 0:36:47It's like something out of a cartoon, isn't it?

0:36:47 > 0:36:51- Walking into a garden rake! - I thought you said you stood on it.

0:36:51 > 0:36:52Same difference.

0:36:52 > 0:36:55Nurses think it's a joke. They keep walking past and grinning.

0:36:55 > 0:36:59They'll be grinning the other side of their faces when I've had a word.

0:36:59 > 0:37:01I'm low priority.

0:37:01 > 0:37:04It's all par for the course. It's what I'm used to.

0:37:04 > 0:37:06- Don't be daft.- No...it's true.

0:37:06 > 0:37:10- And not just accidents. I'm very unlucky.- We all are.

0:37:10 > 0:37:12Some more than others.

0:37:12 > 0:37:15Would you be surprised to know that I've been married five times?

0:37:15 > 0:37:19Five? Last I heard you'd been married twice.

0:37:19 > 0:37:22Well, the toll is now five.

0:37:22 > 0:37:25Widowed twice, and divorced three times.

0:37:25 > 0:37:26All before the first anniversary.

0:37:26 > 0:37:30If that's not bad luck, I don't know what is.

0:37:33 > 0:37:37- It's been two months now, Rainie. You've had plenty of time. - Jobs don't grow on trees.

0:37:37 > 0:37:41- I ain't exactly got the best CV. - You've always got an excuse.

0:37:41 > 0:37:45I'm telling you, one more week and that's it, you can go back to Mum's. Sponge off of her.

0:37:45 > 0:37:47- Hello.- You smell of beer.

0:37:47 > 0:37:49I can have a drink on my day off. Listen,

0:37:49 > 0:37:53How about we get Oscar over at Max's later on.

0:37:53 > 0:37:56It's been a while since it was just the two of us...

0:37:56 > 0:38:00Darling, I'm sorry, I've been rushed off my feet...

0:38:00 > 0:38:03- I was looking forward to an early night. To sleep.- You considered IVF?

0:38:03 > 0:38:05- What?- Rainie...

0:38:05 > 0:38:08I've just seen what lover boy's looking at online...

0:38:08 > 0:38:13- Fertility problems? I thought it was so rosy in your perfect world(!)- I've got three kids, Greg!

0:38:13 > 0:38:15How can I have fertility problems?

0:38:15 > 0:38:19Thanks, Rainie. Look, I can't stop thinking about it! Yesterday I was hoping...

0:38:19 > 0:38:24Yes, I know, darling, but getting all stressed and worked up about it isn't going to help, is it?

0:38:27 > 0:38:30Maybe you're shooting blanks.

0:38:30 > 0:38:35If she'd wanted him to inherit anything, then she would have said so in her will.

0:38:35 > 0:38:38You're the solicitor, just tell him

0:38:38 > 0:38:40that he can't contest it! Argh!

0:38:40 > 0:38:43- Things not going your way? - That was a private conversation.

0:38:43 > 0:38:46Nothing's private with you, Janine.

0:38:46 > 0:38:49Anyway, I heard about your party...

0:38:49 > 0:38:51- What about it?- Ruined.

0:38:51 > 0:38:55It's got nothing to do with you.

0:38:55 > 0:38:59If you were in any way important to me, I might have invited you.

0:38:59 > 0:39:01But I didn't, so just get the message -

0:39:01 > 0:39:03- you're not getting a penny.- Sorry?

0:39:03 > 0:39:07Anyone has any good fortune round here and suddenly everybody's got their hand out.

0:39:07 > 0:39:11- MOBILE RINGS - How you and Ricky are related, I'll never know.

0:39:13 > 0:39:17- What?- Janine, don't hang up.

0:39:17 > 0:39:20If I get Norman to change his mind about the will...

0:39:20 > 0:39:22you'll see Ricky right, won't you?

0:39:22 > 0:39:26- Yes.- You're not just saying that?

0:39:26 > 0:39:31No, Pat, look, I promise. I swear. Where are you?

0:39:31 > 0:39:34I've gotta go.

0:39:38 > 0:39:40No need to amputate.

0:39:40 > 0:39:43So what did they do?

0:39:43 > 0:39:45Sniggered mainly. And gave me a tetanus jab.

0:39:45 > 0:39:48I suppose I should get home.

0:39:48 > 0:39:52Chances are I'll be back here tomorrow with a saucepan lodged on my head.

0:39:52 > 0:39:54Who was that on the phone?

0:39:54 > 0:39:56Sorry... I'm a nosey so and so.

0:39:56 > 0:39:59Actually, it was Janine...

0:40:01 > 0:40:03..about the will...

0:40:03 > 0:40:08Oh, yeah... My dear late mother's last will and testament.

0:40:08 > 0:40:09Norman...

0:40:09 > 0:40:11there's...

0:40:11 > 0:40:15something I've got to ask you.

0:40:15 > 0:40:20Oh, I see...that's why you're here.

0:40:20 > 0:40:23I suppose she sent you, did she? You here to change my mind about contesting the will?

0:40:23 > 0:40:26I'm not here for Janine. It's Ricky and the kids.

0:40:26 > 0:40:29She was MY mother, Pat.

0:40:29 > 0:40:31Anything she had should come to me.

0:40:31 > 0:40:36I'm entitled to compensation for the way she treated me all those years.

0:40:36 > 0:40:38D'you know,

0:40:38 > 0:40:41I spent my entire life trying to win her approval,

0:40:41 > 0:40:45and all I got was the sharp side of her tongue...or a back hander.

0:40:45 > 0:40:48I know you shouldn't speak ill of the dead, but...

0:40:48 > 0:40:49that woman was a right cow.

0:40:49 > 0:40:53She never wanted a son. I think it was as simple as that.

0:40:53 > 0:40:56She doted on June.

0:40:56 > 0:40:58June was everything. I was just...

0:40:58 > 0:41:04I was just treated as something she tolerated.

0:41:04 > 0:41:05An inconvenience.

0:41:05 > 0:41:07No... I'm sorry, Pat,

0:41:07 > 0:41:11that money will put right a lot of past hurts.

0:41:11 > 0:41:15Norman, Norman, I know you're entitled to that money but...

0:41:15 > 0:41:19Yesterday, you were telling me to contest the will.

0:41:19 > 0:41:23- Yes, but...- No, no, no, no. No buts.

0:41:23 > 0:41:27I'm sorry, Pat, but I'm entitled to that money.

0:41:27 > 0:41:30- Norman, if you'd just... - No, my mind is made up.

0:41:39 > 0:41:41Hi...

0:41:42 > 0:41:43All right.

0:41:43 > 0:41:45I just thought I'd say hi.

0:41:47 > 0:41:49Or I should leave you alone.

0:41:49 > 0:41:53- No...you're all right.- Yeah, but you're working.- No, I'm not.

0:41:55 > 0:41:59I've...I've just bought it.

0:41:59 > 0:42:03- You've just bought a motorbike? - Yeah. Fella come in, said he'd lost his job...

0:42:03 > 0:42:07he didn't really want to sell it, but, I got a good price, you know.

0:42:07 > 0:42:10- Have you been for a ride? - No, it needs fixing up first.

0:42:10 > 0:42:14It's the first proper thing I've ever owned.

0:42:14 > 0:42:16It's all mine.

0:42:16 > 0:42:20This is just like the bike in New Moon where Jacob teaches Bella how to ride.

0:42:20 > 0:42:22And then she gets thrown off.

0:42:22 > 0:42:24Yeah, and he takes his top off.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29I've missed you.

0:42:31 > 0:42:33Yeah...missed you too.

0:42:36 > 0:42:40My dad would go mental if I was to go on a motorbike.

0:42:42 > 0:42:45I've always wanted to travel.

0:42:45 > 0:42:48See the Nile and the Sydney Opera House.

0:42:48 > 0:42:50You'd blow it all on a holiday?

0:42:50 > 0:42:53Oh, and Ricky wouldn't blow it?

0:42:53 > 0:42:55Not to mention Janine.

0:42:55 > 0:42:57I don't CARE what Janine would do with that money!

0:42:59 > 0:43:03Oh, God, I bet your mother is laughing her head off right now -

0:43:03 > 0:43:07she's getting exactly what she wanted - everybody at each other's throats.

0:43:09 > 0:43:12If Ricky doesn't get some of that money, he's taking

0:43:12 > 0:43:15a job in Dubai for six months!

0:43:15 > 0:43:19No, no, he won't have to, I'll give him a bit of a hand out.

0:43:19 > 0:43:22- Happy?- It'll be too late!

0:43:22 > 0:43:26If you contest the will, Janine will fight to the death.

0:43:26 > 0:43:29That's months of court hearings, and Ricky needs the money now!

0:43:32 > 0:43:34Forget it...

0:43:34 > 0:43:36they're not really your family, anyway.

0:43:36 > 0:43:38More mine than yours.

0:43:41 > 0:43:43Frank still means a lot to you,

0:43:43 > 0:43:44don't he?

0:43:45 > 0:43:48Just cos somebody dies doesn't mean the feelings go away.

0:43:52 > 0:43:54I owe Frank...

0:43:55 > 0:43:58..he's the one who gave me the capitol to start up

0:43:58 > 0:44:01- my radio repair shop.- Your what?

0:44:01 > 0:44:04It didn't last long... just a couple of years.

0:44:04 > 0:44:06But he believed in me.

0:44:08 > 0:44:12I've gone this long without seeing the Nile.

0:44:13 > 0:44:18- You don't mean...? - If I kept my mother's money, it'd only be cursed.

0:44:20 > 0:44:24Frank was my best friend all those years ago.

0:44:24 > 0:44:27I can't stand in the way of it helping his son.

0:44:28 > 0:44:30Really?

0:44:30 > 0:44:32Easy come, easy go.

0:44:32 > 0:44:35Like I say, Lady Luck was never a pal of mine.

0:44:37 > 0:44:42You're a very, very kind hearted man, Norman.

0:44:42 > 0:44:44I can see what them five wives saw in you.

0:44:48 > 0:44:50Listen, um...

0:44:51 > 0:44:56- ..how do you fancy meeting up in the week, for a drink or something?- Lovely.

0:44:56 > 0:45:00As friends, mind - don't want any crossed wires, do we?

0:45:00 > 0:45:03So what do you say?

0:45:03 > 0:45:06I'd say my luck was finally changing.

0:45:09 > 0:45:11It's just that it's my busy period here...

0:45:11 > 0:45:15Right, and there's no answer? All right, yeah, I'm on my way.

0:45:15 > 0:45:18That's the school. Tiff's not very well,

0:45:18 > 0:45:22- I have to pick her up. I'll try not to be too long.- OK, Carol.

0:45:22 > 0:45:24I'm not happy about this, Arthur.

0:45:26 > 0:45:29I know. But everywhere I look in the flat, I just see Mercy.

0:45:29 > 0:45:32It's the same for me. Don't you think I'm missing her too?

0:45:32 > 0:45:36Yeah, but Mrs B's offered and...I think she's lonely.

0:45:36 > 0:45:41I think she needs someone to look after, you know what I mean?

0:45:41 > 0:45:45I'm very fond of you, Arthur... don't be a stranger.

0:45:45 > 0:45:50What, me? Auntie O... Listen, all right?

0:45:50 > 0:45:57Don't tell her I told you this, but Mrs B's chicken pie ain't got nothing on your Jollof rice.

0:46:02 > 0:46:04Can I borrow that? Thanks.

0:46:04 > 0:46:06Thought it was you.

0:46:06 > 0:46:09- Oh! You stalking me?- No, I was going to come knock for you,

0:46:09 > 0:46:12- see if you fancied a game of hide and seek.- Very funny.

0:46:12 > 0:46:14Having some lunch?

0:46:14 > 0:46:16Yeah, thinking about it.

0:46:16 > 0:46:19I'm taking a break, if you fancy some company.

0:46:19 > 0:46:22Yeah. Look, the thing is, Ian...

0:46:22 > 0:46:24people, they're starting to talk about us.

0:46:24 > 0:46:27- So? - I don't like being talked about.

0:46:27 > 0:46:29Denise...do you fancy me?

0:46:29 > 0:46:32No. Sorry.

0:46:32 > 0:46:36You misunderstand. I know you don't fancy me. I wouldn't WANT you to.

0:46:36 > 0:46:38I mean, you're my mate.

0:46:38 > 0:46:40I think of you like I do Alfie...

0:46:40 > 0:46:43- or Greg. - Oh.- You're one of the guys.

0:46:43 > 0:46:47And mates hang out, they have something to eat together.

0:46:47 > 0:46:48I can assure you,

0:46:48 > 0:46:52there is nothing sexual about you. I don't fancy you

0:46:52 > 0:46:54in the slightest.

0:46:57 > 0:46:59Holly's got her nose pierced and it looks great.

0:46:59 > 0:47:03- I didn't think you liked Holly any more.- I do now.

0:47:03 > 0:47:05- So, what's been going on with you?- Nothing.

0:47:06 > 0:47:08Just bought the bike.

0:47:10 > 0:47:11So...

0:47:13 > 0:47:15..d'you wanna get back together?

0:47:17 > 0:47:19Do you?

0:47:19 > 0:47:21- If you want.- OK, then.

0:47:25 > 0:47:27Come here...

0:47:31 > 0:47:33I saw Lola kiss you the other day.

0:47:35 > 0:47:37It didn't mean anything.

0:47:37 > 0:47:39What do you think of her?

0:47:39 > 0:47:41She's all right. She's a laugh.

0:47:41 > 0:47:44Not the type of girl you'd have as a girlfriend, though.

0:47:44 > 0:47:46- Isn't she?- Course not.

0:47:48 > 0:47:50Jay...

0:47:50 > 0:47:51do you think we should...?

0:47:51 > 0:47:53What?

0:47:53 > 0:47:56Well, I've hated not being with you.

0:47:56 > 0:47:57And I love you...

0:47:57 > 0:47:59Yeah?

0:48:01 > 0:48:02I'm ready.

0:48:06 > 0:48:09Oh...well, let's see how it goes, eh?

0:48:09 > 0:48:12No, cos...

0:48:12 > 0:48:13I want to be with you forever.

0:48:13 > 0:48:15And I want us to do it.

0:48:17 > 0:48:19Don't you want to do it?

0:48:19 > 0:48:20Yeah...course I do.

0:48:22 > 0:48:24OK...when?

0:48:25 > 0:48:26Umm...

0:48:26 > 0:48:28tomorrow?

0:48:32 > 0:48:33Have you got...things?

0:48:33 > 0:48:35I'll have to get one.

0:48:35 > 0:48:38Or I could do it, if you'd rather.

0:48:38 > 0:48:40Yeah? All right. Great.

0:48:48 > 0:48:50Well?

0:48:51 > 0:48:54Norman has decided not to contest the will.

0:48:54 > 0:48:57Yes!

0:48:57 > 0:49:01I won't ask what you had to do to make him change his mind. Although,

0:49:01 > 0:49:05- it's been so long, you must have got some enjoyment out of it. - Shut up, Janine!

0:49:05 > 0:49:09If you must know, it wasn't Norman's idea to contest the will in the first place.

0:49:09 > 0:49:12Now, why doesn't that come as a complete surprise?

0:49:12 > 0:49:17- You old poisonous bitch. - He's Lydia's son. He's got more right to that money than you.

0:49:17 > 0:49:20No, no, this has got nothing to do with Norman. This is about

0:49:20 > 0:49:22you not bearing to see me have anything.

0:49:22 > 0:49:26If Norman won he would have shared the money between you and Ricky. That would have been fair.

0:49:26 > 0:49:28Fair?

0:49:28 > 0:49:32And where does fairness come into this, hmm?

0:49:32 > 0:49:35Was it fair that my mum died?

0:49:35 > 0:49:38Was it fair that you broke her heart by jumping into bed with my dad?

0:49:38 > 0:49:42And was it fair that you turned my dad against me? Was it?

0:49:42 > 0:49:46I see Lydia's taught you well. History rewritten...

0:49:46 > 0:49:47that's money well spent(!)

0:49:47 > 0:49:49Yes. MY money.

0:49:52 > 0:49:56Look...I know there's bad feeling between us,

0:49:56 > 0:49:59but I don't want anything to affect Ricky.

0:49:59 > 0:50:03Course you don't. Can I ask you something?

0:50:03 > 0:50:05Go on.

0:50:07 > 0:50:08OK,

0:50:08 > 0:50:12let's turn the clock back. You just got together with my dad -

0:50:12 > 0:50:14or should I say got BACK together with my dad -

0:50:14 > 0:50:18he introduced you to the kids. We've got Clare, Diane, Ricky...

0:50:18 > 0:50:20and Janine.

0:50:20 > 0:50:26Was it at that point that you thought, "Little brat, not going to bother with her",

0:50:26 > 0:50:28or did that come later?

0:50:28 > 0:50:32I've always been there for you, Janine. You can't say I haven't.

0:50:32 > 0:50:36But you prefer Ricky. Let's not pretend that you don't.

0:50:38 > 0:50:40He needs me more than you do.

0:50:40 > 0:50:43He always has.

0:50:43 > 0:50:45Has he?

0:50:46 > 0:50:47And what about me?

0:50:49 > 0:50:51I needed a mum...

0:50:51 > 0:50:53I needed love.

0:50:55 > 0:50:57Dad!

0:50:59 > 0:51:01Hey! What are you doing here?

0:51:01 > 0:51:03Skiving, by the looks of things.

0:51:03 > 0:51:07- I've had to fetch her from school cos she said she was ill. - I am ill!

0:51:07 > 0:51:10She perked up soon as she got out the gates.

0:51:10 > 0:51:14- I've had to leave Marie on her own.- Tiff, you have to go back to school, darling.

0:51:14 > 0:51:19- She's been signed off sick for the rest of the day. - Can't you take her to the cafe?

0:51:19 > 0:51:21No, Ricky, I can't.

0:51:21 > 0:51:23You'll have to have her. Or ask Pat.

0:51:23 > 0:51:28No! I want to stay with Dad! I want to stay with him until he goes!

0:51:28 > 0:51:30- Goes? Where you going?- I'm...

0:51:30 > 0:51:31Ricky?

0:51:33 > 0:51:34I'm...

0:51:34 > 0:51:36I'm going back to Dubai.

0:51:36 > 0:51:39Dubai? You said you were going on a trip!

0:51:39 > 0:51:41- Yeah, I am, darling...- No!

0:51:41 > 0:51:43PAT: 'I've never pretended I'm perfect.'

0:51:43 > 0:51:47But I've tried with you, Janine, I really have.

0:51:47 > 0:51:51Well, maybe you just didn't try hard enough.

0:51:51 > 0:51:53But there's still time...

0:51:53 > 0:51:55- What do you mean?- Well,

0:51:55 > 0:51:58I'll give Ricky some of the money...

0:52:00 > 0:52:03..if...you...

0:52:03 > 0:52:05- beg me.- You what?

0:52:05 > 0:52:08Go on... How much do you really want your precious Ricky

0:52:08 > 0:52:11- to have the money? - I'm not begging you.

0:52:11 > 0:52:14Fine. Then he won't have a penny.

0:52:14 > 0:52:16Hang on.

0:52:16 > 0:52:21- How much we talking about here? - Thousands...tens of thousands. I'll will sign the cheque

0:52:21 > 0:52:24as soon as the money's in my account.

0:52:25 > 0:52:27Come on, Pattie...

0:52:27 > 0:52:31how much does my precious brother really mean to you?

0:52:36 > 0:52:40- Ricky!- Dad!- Ricky, you can't just go and leave the kids!- Dad!

0:52:40 > 0:52:42Janine, stop!

0:52:42 > 0:52:45All right,

0:52:45 > 0:52:47if you want me to beg, I'll beg!

0:52:48 > 0:52:51I'm begging you, please...

0:52:51 > 0:52:54I'll get down on my hands and knees!

0:52:54 > 0:52:56What you doing? What's going on?

0:52:56 > 0:52:58- Nothing...- Was you making her beg?

0:52:58 > 0:53:00Come on, it was only a joke.

0:53:00 > 0:53:03Don't play the innocent with me, Janine.

0:53:03 > 0:53:04Fine, all right.

0:53:04 > 0:53:07She was begging, OK? Begging for me

0:53:07 > 0:53:11to share the money with you, which I was going to do anyway, but you know Pat and her grand gestures.

0:53:11 > 0:53:12Is this true, Pat?

0:53:12 > 0:53:18Norman's not contesting the will. But that's not important, the important thing is

0:53:18 > 0:53:22- you don't have to go to Dubai! Janine's giving you money! - No. I don't want her money.

0:53:22 > 0:53:26- Yeah, all right. - I don't want anything from you! How could you let Pat do that?

0:53:26 > 0:53:28- Come on, I was only kidding! - TAXI HORN

0:53:28 > 0:53:31- All right, mate, I'm coming! - You don't need to go, Ricky!

0:53:31 > 0:53:34- Where's he going? - Dubai! For six months.

0:53:34 > 0:53:36Ricky, come on, send the taxi away.

0:53:36 > 0:53:39- I was thinking of £100,000. Would that be enough? - You make me sick!

0:53:39 > 0:53:43- I'd rather work till my hands bleed than take anything from you. - Ricky, don't be stupid!

0:53:43 > 0:53:46You think Bianca would take her money? Do you?

0:53:46 > 0:53:50And have her lording it up over us, how we spend every penny? You know what,

0:53:50 > 0:53:54I might not have much, Pat, but at least I've got my pride!

0:53:54 > 0:53:55You never even had any pride.

0:53:55 > 0:53:58Yeah? Well, maybe it's about time I did.

0:53:58 > 0:54:00- Stop him! Talk to him! - What can I do?

0:54:00 > 0:54:03Do I have to do everything myself?

0:54:03 > 0:54:05Ricky...

0:54:05 > 0:54:09- What you doing? Ricky?- Ricky! Ricky, think!

0:54:09 > 0:54:12Think of the kids! Think of the start in life that money'll give them!

0:54:15 > 0:54:16My kids don't need money.

0:54:16 > 0:54:19They just need love, and me and Bianca

0:54:19 > 0:54:23- can give them that in bucket loads. - This ain't right.- Ricky,

0:54:23 > 0:54:26- you're being an idiot. - I don't want you to go!

0:54:26 > 0:54:28I know, darling.

0:54:28 > 0:54:30I'll be back by Christmas.

0:54:30 > 0:54:34No! Please, Daddy... I'll be good! I'll go to school every day!

0:54:34 > 0:54:37Come on, Tiff...

0:54:37 > 0:54:40- come on, darling. - Get off me! I hate you!- Come on,

0:54:40 > 0:54:43- don't talk to Nanna Carol like that...- I hate all of you!

0:54:44 > 0:54:46You happy now?

0:54:48 > 0:54:51Pat, can you just tell Liam and Morgan I said goodbye...

0:54:51 > 0:54:54I...

0:54:54 > 0:54:55I've gotta go...

0:54:57 > 0:55:00- Don't worry, I'll look after the kids.- Ricky...- Heathrow, mate.

0:55:00 > 0:55:03Ricky, your dad would be proud of you.

0:55:07 > 0:55:11That's it. We're over! As far as I'm concerned, you don't exist any more!

0:55:11 > 0:55:14And I hope that money kills you!

0:55:22 > 0:55:24I can't just drop everything can I?

0:55:26 > 0:55:29- Oh, Mum.- All right, darling. What about the girls' dinner?...

0:55:30 > 0:55:38- Lauren, you in for dinner tonight? - No. But I was thinking...maybe we could have a chat later.

0:55:39 > 0:55:42All right then but what about Oscar?

0:55:42 > 0:55:44I'm sure Bob the Builder can look after him.

0:55:47 > 0:55:49- I'll see you at the flat in an hour. - OK.

0:55:59 > 0:56:01Are you going to help me pack this stall up or what?

0:56:01 > 0:56:03Oh, all right, Ryan.

0:56:03 > 0:56:06Yeah, all right. What are you doing?

0:56:06 > 0:56:08Nothing really, just hanging.

0:56:08 > 0:56:10Do you fancy joining us for a drink later?

0:56:10 > 0:56:15No, no, I've got better things to do, ain't I? Like go to work.

0:56:16 > 0:56:19"Nothing, just hanging, you know."

0:56:19 > 0:56:21Just shut it, Whitney.

0:56:21 > 0:56:23Oh, come on, Lauren, don't be like that.

0:56:23 > 0:56:25It's not my fault he's not interested.

0:56:25 > 0:56:29- Who says he's not interested? - Well, he was hardly into you.

0:56:29 > 0:56:31Yeah. No, you're right. He's not interested at all.

0:56:31 > 0:56:34That's probably why he kissed me at Janine's party.

0:56:34 > 0:56:36He kissed you?

0:56:36 > 0:56:39Well, it was more I kissed him, I suppose.

0:56:39 > 0:56:41No, Lauren! It's behind my back.

0:56:41 > 0:56:44And you know with Ricky gone I don't need this right now.

0:56:46 > 0:56:47Where are you going?

0:56:47 > 0:56:52- Just meet me at The Vic in an hour. - Are you all right?- Yeah, course.

0:56:52 > 0:56:53Plenty more fish in the sea.

0:56:55 > 0:56:57- All right.- Jog on, mate.

0:57:20 > 0:57:22All right?

0:57:22 > 0:57:25She's ready for her first spin if you fancy it.

0:57:25 > 0:57:30- No. It's OK. I've brought you a tea. - Oh, thanks.

0:57:30 > 0:57:37- I've spoken to Phil about tonight. - You what?- I didn't tell him we was gonna, you know...

0:57:37 > 0:57:39I just said I need to do some work on my bike.

0:57:41 > 0:57:44I told him I needed to do some work on my bike

0:57:44 > 0:57:46so that we could have that place to ourselves.

0:57:48 > 0:57:49All right.

0:57:50 > 0:57:52Look. Abs.

0:57:55 > 0:58:01I know that it isn't The Ritz, all right? But, you know, I'll make it nice for us. I promise ya.

0:58:03 > 0:58:04Did you get the, er...?

0:58:05 > 0:58:07Oh, that's all taken care of.

0:58:09 > 0:58:10So I'll see you later then?

0:58:31 > 0:58:35Right, that's the kids dropped off at Dot's.

0:58:35 > 0:58:36Do you want to use the bathroom first?

0:58:36 > 0:58:38- I can't be bothered.- Oh!

0:58:40 > 0:58:44Well, let's hope that Norman stands down wind of you then.

0:58:44 > 0:58:46How could she do that to me?

0:58:46 > 0:58:48To her own brother? To them kids?

0:58:49 > 0:58:54This is Janine that we're talking about, eh? What do you expect?

0:58:56 > 0:58:58You know your problem, Pat, you're too soft.

0:59:00 > 0:59:02Well, nobody could accuse you of that.

0:59:02 > 0:59:07Look, why don't you put your glad rags on and go on this date with Norman. You can join me and Eddie.

0:59:07 > 0:59:11It's not a date. Besides, I'm not in the mood.

0:59:11 > 0:59:15Fine. So you're just going to mope around here and let Janine win, are you?

0:59:15 > 0:59:17She already has.

0:59:17 > 0:59:22Ricky's off half way round the world. And them kids are left without a mum and a dad yet again.

0:59:22 > 0:59:24Yeah, but they've got two nans.

0:59:24 > 0:59:28Mm, and the first thing we do is palm them off on Dot.

0:59:28 > 0:59:30Those kids are more resilient than you think.

0:59:32 > 0:59:34It's Liam I'm worried about.

0:59:34 > 0:59:36Boys his age need their dads around them.

0:59:36 > 0:59:38Trust me, I know.

0:59:38 > 0:59:42Look, I am more than capable of sorting Liam out. Anyway, Ricky's not gone forever.

0:59:42 > 0:59:45And Bianca'll be back before Christmas.

0:59:45 > 0:59:48In the meantime, we can't put our lives on hold.

0:59:48 > 0:59:52So. Are you going on this date or what?

0:59:52 > 0:59:55It's not a date.

0:59:57 > 0:59:59What do you think?

0:59:59 > 1:00:02I think they're gross.

1:00:02 > 1:00:06And luckily, that's what the woman who sold them to me for fifty quid thought.

1:00:06 > 1:00:10They're worth about 200.

1:00:10 > 1:00:11300 on a good day.

1:00:13 > 1:00:18So you see, Liam. One man's tat is another man's treasure.

1:00:21 > 1:00:23Milk or dark digestives?

1:00:23 > 1:00:26- You choose. - Milk it is.

1:00:34 > 1:00:37- Who's that? - It's Lauren and her latest drama.

1:00:50 > 1:00:54- Yes, love.- Oh, hello, darling. - Oh, I can't stay. Gotta go.

1:00:54 > 1:00:55All right.

1:00:56 > 1:00:57Kids, eh? Who'd have them.

1:00:57 > 1:00:59Me.

1:00:59 > 1:01:01CASH REGISTER BEEPS

1:01:01 > 1:01:05Come on, Jay. Go on, son.

1:01:06 > 1:01:11- What is it with the birds round here?- I wouldn't know. I've got a girlfriend.- Oh, is it.

1:01:11 > 1:01:13Don't stop you looking, does it?

1:01:13 > 1:01:16- Yeah, it does me, yeah.- Oh, right.

1:01:16 > 1:01:20She must be pretty special then to stop you straying.

1:01:20 > 1:01:22- Yeah, she is.- She must be keeping you sweet between the sheets.

1:01:26 > 1:01:28She is putting out, ain't she?

1:01:30 > 1:01:32It's not like I don't want to do it.

1:01:32 > 1:01:34- Too girly.- Yeah, cos I feel...

1:01:34 > 1:01:37I feel like, ready.

1:01:37 > 1:01:39That's just gross.

1:01:39 > 1:01:41Yeah, so you think I should then, right?

1:01:42 > 1:01:44What do you think?

1:01:44 > 1:01:48Oh, yeah, that's nice. What, you got a hot date later, have you?

1:01:48 > 1:01:51What about you? You meeting up with Jay later?

1:01:51 > 1:01:52SHE SIGHS

1:01:56 > 1:01:58You sister and her moods. Honestly, I can't keep up.

1:01:59 > 1:02:02What was that all about in the Minute Mart earlier?

1:02:05 > 1:02:08- Mum, I...- Sorry, darling...

1:02:11 > 1:02:15- You were saying? - I'm going to Bernadette's later.

1:02:15 > 1:02:18Oh, right. Oh, lovely, that'll be good.

1:02:18 > 1:02:21- OK, well, I'll see you later then.- Yeah.

1:02:24 > 1:02:27- I want it to be special for Abi, you know.- Yeah, of course.

1:02:28 > 1:02:33- So any tips, from one slightly more experienced bloke to another?- Er...

1:02:33 > 1:02:35Just think of it like a boxing match.

1:02:37 > 1:02:40Plenty of sparring before you go in for the knockout punch.

1:02:41 > 1:02:43And of course - always wear the right protection.

1:02:43 > 1:02:45Oh, no, Abi's taking care of that.

1:02:45 > 1:02:47No. No my friend. Always go prepared.

1:02:47 > 1:02:49No matter what they say.

1:02:55 > 1:02:58Oh, you not going out after all?

1:02:58 > 1:03:00- Yeah, I am actually.- Oh, right.

1:03:00 > 1:03:02Decided to dress down, did you?

1:03:02 > 1:03:06- Well, you know what suits you best, don't you? - What you doing all dressed up then?

1:03:06 > 1:03:08Got to keep Greg on his toes, haven't I?

1:03:19 > 1:03:23- Eh. Do you want to take me for a ride on your bike?- Sorry, I can't. I got plans.

1:03:23 > 1:03:25- Let me guess. With "Scabbie".- Oi!

1:03:25 > 1:03:30- Gonna take Hannah Montana for a spin, are you?- Actually, me and Abi have got other plans for tonight.

1:03:30 > 1:03:34- What she gonna do, let you touch her bra strap?- A bit more than that, if you must know.

1:03:34 > 1:03:37Yeah, well when she bottles it, just give me a call, eh?

1:03:42 > 1:03:45SOFT MUSIC PLAYS

1:03:45 > 1:03:47Oh, what's all this?

1:03:47 > 1:03:51I just thought we could make the most of having the house to ourselves for a bit.

1:03:51 > 1:03:53What's with the jacket?

1:03:53 > 1:03:55I was just going to nip out and get us some wine.

1:03:55 > 1:03:57It's all taken care of, darling.

1:03:57 > 1:04:00- Great.- Come on.

1:04:00 > 1:04:02All right. Have fun.

1:04:19 > 1:04:22No, Anthony, I'll deal with it, all right?

1:04:22 > 1:04:26- What's up, Edward? - Your brother.- What's he done now?

1:04:26 > 1:04:29It's more what he hasn't done.

1:04:29 > 1:04:34Let's just say we're in the market for some new premises and quick.

1:04:34 > 1:04:38So when are we going back to Upton Park then?

1:04:38 > 1:04:42- I thought we could look for some premises around here.- I don't know what you see in this dump.

1:04:45 > 1:04:46But then again...

1:04:51 > 1:04:55Looking lovely as always. You don't look too bad, Carol, yourself.

1:04:55 > 1:04:56PAT LAUGHS

1:04:56 > 1:04:59I think Carol's a bit too old for a chaperone, Pat.

1:04:59 > 1:05:00And you're not too old for a slap.

1:05:00 > 1:05:02Promises.

1:05:02 > 1:05:04I said Pat could join us.

1:05:04 > 1:05:06She's got a date with Norman.

1:05:06 > 1:05:08- It's not a date.- It is a date.

1:05:08 > 1:05:10- It ain't!- Stand by your bets.

1:05:10 > 1:05:13- Norman. This is Carol.- Carol.

1:05:13 > 1:05:15- Nice to meet you.- And Eddie.

1:05:15 > 1:05:17- Nice to meet you. - I said we'd join them for a drink.

1:05:17 > 1:05:19- I hope that's OK.- A double date.

1:05:19 > 1:05:23- It's like being a teenager all over again.- Right, what will it be?

1:05:23 > 1:05:25And no offence, mate, but you're just not my type.

1:05:25 > 1:05:27I mean, don't get me wrong, you're fit and everything, yeah, but

1:05:27 > 1:05:31there's plenty of other girls out there would be flattered or whatever

1:05:31 > 1:05:34- but you just don't do it for me. - This is a wind up, innit?

1:05:34 > 1:05:38- No. I mean, my mate Lauren might be interested in you. - What, that moody Emo chick?

1:05:38 > 1:05:42- Yeah.- No offence but she ain't really my type.

1:05:42 > 1:05:46- Why? Why, because she's got more than one brain cell?- No, too much of a nice girl.

1:05:46 > 1:05:50I like my girls with a bit more edge, know what I mean?

1:05:52 > 1:05:53Lauren.

1:05:53 > 1:05:55- All right?- All right.

1:05:55 > 1:05:57- You look nice.- Thank you.

1:06:03 > 1:06:06You all set for your special night? Jay told me all about it.

1:06:06 > 1:06:09Still. It's no big deal, really, is it?

1:06:09 > 1:06:11Just try not to cry, eh?

1:06:11 > 1:06:12And why would I do that?

1:06:12 > 1:06:15You really haven't got a clue, have you?

1:06:17 > 1:06:18What's the matter? Not feeling up to it?

1:06:18 > 1:06:23Maybe you should just go home and play with your Barbie dolls. I'm sure Jay won't mind waiting.

1:06:45 > 1:06:47SOFT MUSIC PLAYS

1:07:11 > 1:07:14So I've been thinking. How about we go and see mum and dad at the weekend

1:07:14 > 1:07:16and let them know our plans for their first grandchild?

1:07:19 > 1:07:20- You all right, babe?- Hm?

1:07:20 > 1:07:22Yeah, fine.

1:07:22 > 1:07:24So what do you reckon?

1:07:25 > 1:07:27Family outing and all that?

1:07:27 > 1:07:29- This weekend? - Yes. Yeah, sounds good that.

1:07:29 > 1:07:31- Sounds great.- Fab.

1:07:39 > 1:07:41What's with the dress?

1:07:41 > 1:07:43It's the new me.

1:07:43 > 1:07:47- What was wrong with the old you? - No-one noticed her, Whitney.

1:07:47 > 1:07:50Well, in that dress and them boots, can't miss you.

1:07:50 > 1:07:52I know, it's very Kate Moss!

1:07:53 > 1:07:55Ooh, don't look now, Kate, but your plan's working.

1:07:55 > 1:07:58Do you remember that knockdown "classic sports car"

1:07:58 > 1:08:00that Frank bought that time?

1:08:00 > 1:08:02Yeah, it turned out to be a ringer.

1:08:02 > 1:08:05Yeah, but then he found a load of jewellery in the glove box.

1:08:05 > 1:08:08Worth twice what he paid for the car!

1:08:08 > 1:08:11Frank always was a lucky one. With money and the ladies.

1:08:11 > 1:08:13I always remember him being skint and browbeaten.

1:08:13 > 1:08:17Give me the choice and I'd take luck in love over money any day.

1:08:17 > 1:08:20That's just as well as Janine's swanning around with your inheritance.

1:08:20 > 1:08:24You know, I could still try and contest the will. If you want me to.

1:08:27 > 1:08:32No. No, if that money means that much to her, then she can have it.

1:08:32 > 1:08:36- We'll get by without it.- Yes, we'll just feed four kids off of thin air.

1:08:36 > 1:08:40It must be a great comfort to you, Pat, having such a ray of sunshine as a house mate.

1:08:40 > 1:08:41That's good, that!

1:08:43 > 1:08:47- Got some customers need serving. - Yeah, all right. I'm coming.

1:08:47 > 1:08:51Couldn't give us a hand behind here, could you? I mean we're rushed off our feet.

1:08:51 > 1:08:53- Tracey's got a migraine.- Me?

1:08:53 > 1:08:56- Yeah you.- Are you sure I won't scare off the customers?

1:08:56 > 1:09:00- Possibly.- I'll give you a hand if you like. It's more my territory.

1:09:00 > 1:09:03No, it's all right. I can cope. I mean, how hard can it be? You managed it.

1:09:04 > 1:09:05Remember.

1:09:05 > 1:09:09Service with a smile.

1:09:09 > 1:09:12MOTORBIKE REVS

1:09:12 > 1:09:16- Right, just go now, will you? - Come on. Let's go for a ride. You know you want to.

1:09:17 > 1:09:20No. Just go now. Abi'll be back in a minute.

1:09:20 > 1:09:22I wouldn't count on it.

1:09:22 > 1:09:25I saw her earlier. Looked like she'd bottled it.

1:09:26 > 1:09:30- Did you say something to her? - No. Course not.

1:09:30 > 1:09:34What, you didn't actually think she'd go through with it, did you? She's just a scared little girl.

1:09:34 > 1:09:36- No, Abi's all right. - Too scared to ride your bike.

1:09:36 > 1:09:38Too scared to do anything.

1:09:38 > 1:09:46- I should go and find her.- Why go looking when you can just stay here and get exactly what you want.

1:09:48 > 1:09:50Why's your phone switched off?

1:09:53 > 1:09:55Abs, you ain't see your mum anywhere, have you?

1:10:00 > 1:10:01Ooh! Hello to you too.

1:10:01 > 1:10:04- You all right, Abs? - Yeah, great.

1:10:08 > 1:10:09Right.

1:10:09 > 1:10:12Come on. Tell me what's up.

1:10:16 > 1:10:20- And I had a screen test once to be Tom Cruise's body double. - Oh, yeah...

1:10:20 > 1:10:23- Yeah, but I was too tall, weren't I? - I'm gonna get a drink.

1:10:23 > 1:10:29- No, no, OK, come on, let's move on. Spot of clubbing.- It's a bit early for that, innit?

1:10:29 > 1:10:34Carol ain't gonna serve me in here, is she? And why stay and watch

1:10:34 > 1:10:38my aunt and your grandma slobbering over two old blokes?

1:10:38 > 1:10:40So you up for clubbing?

1:10:40 > 1:10:41Is the Pope Catholic?

1:10:41 > 1:10:43Right.

1:10:43 > 1:10:46There you go. Three lagers, one pint...

1:10:46 > 1:10:50And two gin and tonic's and a white wine spritzer. Now, that will be...

1:10:50 > 1:10:52£19.80, please.

1:10:52 > 1:10:54Cheers.

1:10:55 > 1:10:57BOTH: Eh!

1:10:57 > 1:10:58- Gin and tonic please, Carol.- Yes.

1:10:59 > 1:11:01HE MOUTHS

1:11:02 > 1:11:05I need to change the barrel. Be back in a minute.

1:11:05 > 1:11:07All right. See, nothing to it.

1:11:07 > 1:11:10So how am I doing?

1:11:10 > 1:11:13Not bad. For a novice.

1:11:13 > 1:11:14You two make a good team.

1:11:16 > 1:11:21And I thought it'd be worth something. Like you said, one man's tat is another man's treasure.

1:11:21 > 1:11:27Yeah, well, sometimes, Liam, one man's tat is another man's tat.

1:11:27 > 1:11:29Where did you get it from?

1:11:30 > 1:11:32I should be going.

1:11:33 > 1:11:34Liam...

1:11:36 > 1:11:38Everything all right?

1:11:41 > 1:11:44- Are you really sure you want to go through with this?- Yeah.

1:11:46 > 1:11:48I love him.

1:11:50 > 1:11:51You're still so young, Abs.

1:11:52 > 1:11:55Well, how old were you when you done it?

1:11:56 > 1:12:00Yeah, well, I'm not exactly the world's best role model, am I?

1:12:00 > 1:12:03And the first time you done it, was it with someone special?

1:12:07 > 1:12:11No. No, not exactly. No.

1:12:11 > 1:12:13So then I'm lucky, right?

1:12:17 > 1:12:19You talked to your mum about this?

1:12:21 > 1:12:22She barely notices me these days.

1:12:28 > 1:12:33So, erm, will you buy the condoms for me?

1:12:38 > 1:12:40I thought we were going to Shoreditch.

1:12:40 > 1:12:44Yeah, why waste time going there when we've got a perfectly good club right here?

1:12:44 > 1:12:48- She's quite the party animal.- Yeah, I don't think it's for your benefit.

1:12:50 > 1:12:55- So, what do you think of my new look then?- What new look's that then?

1:12:58 > 1:12:59I saw you looking at me earlier.

1:13:01 > 1:13:03I know that you like me.

1:13:04 > 1:13:06So why pretend that you don't?

1:13:06 > 1:13:08Lauren. Go home.

1:13:10 > 1:13:11Oh, what is wrong with you?

1:13:14 > 1:13:15You're pathetic!

1:13:15 > 1:13:19Fine. I'll just go have some fun with Tyler, then.

1:13:21 > 1:13:24- Where is Tyler?- He's gone, babe.

1:13:24 > 1:13:27Lauren, maybe it's time you just called it a night.

1:13:27 > 1:13:29Whit, take her home, will you?

1:13:29 > 1:13:31- Come on.- Get off me.

1:13:43 > 1:13:46Liam, it's like they say.

1:13:46 > 1:13:49Life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

1:13:49 > 1:13:55- I prefer cola.- Well, anytime you're missing your dad, you can always come round and have a cola with me.

1:13:57 > 1:14:00What about school?

1:14:00 > 1:14:03I think it's best if we keep that between us.

1:14:05 > 1:14:08What exactly are you planning on keeping between the two of you?

1:14:16 > 1:14:18- Have you been bunking off?- Go easy on him, Carol.

1:14:18 > 1:14:21It says that you've not been to school for three days.

1:14:21 > 1:14:23Why haven't you been to school, Liam?

1:14:23 > 1:14:25Where have you been instead?

1:14:26 > 1:14:27Liam?

1:14:29 > 1:14:33- He's been with me.- What?- I've been teaching him about antiques.

1:14:33 > 1:14:38- Oh, right, so antiques is on the national curriculum now, is it? - He just needed some time out.

1:14:38 > 1:14:42- It's school. The place that we're legally obliged to send our kids to. - Well, school never did me much good.

1:14:42 > 1:14:45- Clearly. - What's that supposed to mean?

1:14:45 > 1:14:49Well, maybe if you'd gone to school a little bit more, you'd have learnt right from wrong.

1:14:49 > 1:14:53Do you think I want Liam turning into some drifting, morally-bankrupt chancer?

1:14:53 > 1:14:55Now you're just being rude.

1:14:55 > 1:14:57What's the matter, truth hurt, does it?

1:14:57 > 1:14:58Well, let's see, shall we?

1:14:58 > 1:15:02You are a narrow minded, repressed, control freak.

1:15:04 > 1:15:08Yeah, I'd say the truth definitely hurts.

1:15:08 > 1:15:11You stay away from Liam. And you stay away from me, all right?

1:15:11 > 1:15:12Come on, out.

1:15:20 > 1:15:21Is everything all right?

1:15:21 > 1:15:24Everything's fine. Just stay and enjoy your drink.

1:15:29 > 1:15:31You all right?

1:15:31 > 1:15:33Quite a piece of work your mate, isn't she?

1:15:33 > 1:15:34Look, I'm really sorry about that.

1:15:34 > 1:15:37- You all right?- Me?

1:15:37 > 1:15:39I'm invincible.

1:15:39 > 1:15:41Oh, is that right?

1:15:41 > 1:15:43Careful, you're beginning to sound like you care.

1:15:43 > 1:15:45Well, I just don't like to see people taken advantage of, that's all.

1:15:48 > 1:15:49Chip?

1:16:14 > 1:16:16He's all yours.

1:16:23 > 1:16:25What was that about?

1:16:25 > 1:16:26Nothing happened, all right.

1:16:26 > 1:16:29She just threw herself at me and I just knocked her back.

1:16:30 > 1:16:31Nothing happened. I swear to you.

1:16:31 > 1:16:34Oh, right, so I suppose you didn't tell her about us then either?

1:16:35 > 1:16:37She was winding me up and I just wanted to shut her up.

1:16:37 > 1:16:39What, by bragging about what we're going to do?

1:16:39 > 1:16:43No. By explaining to her that I wasn't interested.

1:16:43 > 1:16:48- Why not? She's pretty. - She's not as pretty as you.

1:16:49 > 1:16:53- Yeah well, she obviously has a lot more experience.- Doesn't matter.

1:16:53 > 1:16:55- Doesn't it?- No.

1:16:55 > 1:16:57I love you.

1:16:57 > 1:16:59I love you too.

1:17:11 > 1:17:13- Give us a hand, son. - Right, who's next?

1:17:13 > 1:17:15- That'd be me.- Excuse me!

1:17:15 > 1:17:17Have you got ID?

1:17:17 > 1:17:18You're joking, right?

1:17:18 > 1:17:20You're lucky I don't bar you.

1:17:20 > 1:17:24OK, tell you what, why don't you take me upstairs, get me a drink and I'll make...

1:17:27 > 1:17:32- Lauren, what was all that? What do you think you're doing? - Oh, look, it's Daddy dearest.

1:17:33 > 1:17:34Are you drunk?

1:17:35 > 1:17:37So what if I am?

1:17:37 > 1:17:39Service, please!

1:17:39 > 1:17:41You shouldn't be drinking.

1:17:41 > 1:17:44Oh, what, is this you taking the moral high ground?

1:17:44 > 1:17:48- Now that is funny.- That's enough. Don't be cheeky with me.

1:17:48 > 1:17:50You're a hypocrite.

1:17:50 > 1:17:55You lie. And you cheat. And you ruin people's lives.

1:17:55 > 1:17:58So take a good look at me, Dad, because this is what you've created.

1:17:58 > 1:18:01That's enough. That's enough! Go home, Lauren. Do you hear me? Go home!

1:18:04 > 1:18:06What's the matter?

1:18:06 > 1:18:11Don't you want anyone to know your dirty little secret?

1:18:14 > 1:18:17Well, maybe I'll just fill everyone in then, yeah...

1:18:17 > 1:18:20Get off! Put me down!

1:18:21 > 1:18:23Dad! Can you put me down?

1:18:23 > 1:18:27Well, there's never a dull moment round here, is there?

1:18:27 > 1:18:29You should see it when it really kicks off.

1:18:31 > 1:18:33Another drink?

1:18:34 > 1:18:36Oh, I better not.

1:18:36 > 1:18:39- I should get back and check that Liam's OK.- Of course.

1:18:39 > 1:18:41- Pat?- Yeah?

1:18:41 > 1:18:43Will I...

1:18:43 > 1:18:46- Will I see you again?- Why not?

1:18:46 > 1:18:47Pop in, if you're passing.

1:18:54 > 1:18:55What was that all about?

1:18:55 > 1:18:57Search me. Funny lot round here.

1:18:57 > 1:19:02Amen to that. So, like you said, I think we're better off out of here.

1:19:02 > 1:19:05Now let's not be too hasty. I think I could get used to it.

1:19:05 > 1:19:06Well, don't get too used to it.

1:19:06 > 1:19:08We're moving back to Upton Park.

1:19:08 > 1:19:10- But I...- It makes sense.

1:19:10 > 1:19:12That's where our trade is.

1:19:12 > 1:19:15We're never gonna find a premises round here quick enough.

1:19:15 > 1:19:17'There are all sorts of things we can do'

1:19:17 > 1:19:19to significantly aid conception.

1:19:19 > 1:19:21If this is your idea of getting me in the mood, it's not working.

1:19:21 > 1:19:25Oh, darling, I'm sorry if it's all a bit full on for you. It's just...

1:19:25 > 1:19:29the idea of having a baby with you is the most amazing idea in the world.

1:19:31 > 1:19:35Listen, darling, just stop worrying, all right? Relax.

1:19:38 > 1:19:40- All right, Dad. I can walk. - Look at the state of ya!

1:19:42 > 1:19:44Let's see what your mum's got to say.

1:19:44 > 1:19:45Tan?

1:19:52 > 1:19:56- Oh, sorry, I weren't interrupting anything, was I?- What's happening?

1:19:56 > 1:20:00It's just your daughter's drunk. She's throwing herself at any man in Walford.

1:20:00 > 1:20:03- And he's exaggerating, as usual. - Right. Lauren, get to your room.

1:20:03 > 1:20:05- I'm not a child, Mum. - Is that it?

1:20:05 > 1:20:08- What do you think that's gonna do? - Just calm down. - Was I talking to you?

1:20:08 > 1:20:10- Max!- Why are you letting her go out dressed like that?

1:20:10 > 1:20:14It won't be happening again in a hurry cos you, you're grounded.

1:20:14 > 1:20:15What? You can't do that.

1:20:15 > 1:20:19Er, I think you'll find I can. And I just did. So get upstairs and sober up.

1:20:19 > 1:20:22Come on, Lauren, I'll give you a hand up to your room. Come on.

1:20:25 > 1:20:27I'm fine, I can walk, thank you very much.

1:20:27 > 1:20:29Wait, my bag, my bag.

1:20:29 > 1:20:32- This must be a proud moment for you. - Lauren, come on.

1:20:34 > 1:20:37- Leave it, I'll deal with in in the morning.- Sorry, you can talk.

1:20:37 > 1:20:39Last time I looked she was your daughter and all.

1:20:39 > 1:20:44You're a joke. You know that? You want another kid. You can't even look after the ones you've got.

1:20:46 > 1:20:48I'm so sorry. I couldn't get away.

1:21:20 > 1:21:21Did you get the, erm?

1:21:24 > 1:21:25I couldn't get them.

1:21:25 > 1:21:28I'm really sorry. I went into the shop but...

1:21:28 > 1:21:32- I'm really sorry. - All right, don't worry.

1:21:32 > 1:21:33I've got one.

1:21:42 > 1:21:45- I can't.- Oh, you what?

1:21:46 > 1:21:48I'm really sorry. I can't, Jay. I'm not ready.

1:21:48 > 1:21:50- But you said you was.- I know. I know.

1:21:50 > 1:21:52And I thought I was. But I can't.

1:21:52 > 1:21:54I don't believe this.

1:21:54 > 1:21:56Please don't be angry.

1:22:05 > 1:22:07Jay, say something.

1:22:08 > 1:22:11- Well, is it me?- What? - Don't you fancy me or something?

1:22:11 > 1:22:14No. No, of course not. How could you even think that?

1:22:14 > 1:22:17Cos it ain't the first time you've done it to me, is it?

1:22:17 > 1:22:20I mean, if you keep messing me about. Maybe it's time you grew up.

1:22:20 > 1:22:24- If it means that much to you, why don't you give Lola a call? - Yeah, well maybe I will.

1:22:27 > 1:22:28- Look, I didn't mean it. - Oh, forget it.

1:22:31 > 1:22:33You're dumped!

1:22:44 > 1:22:46PHONE RINGS

1:22:49 > 1:22:52- Now is not a good time. - Babe, I need to see you...

1:22:52 > 1:22:54That's a great motor, yeah. Take it for a spin.

1:22:54 > 1:22:55You won't be disappointed.

1:22:55 > 1:22:58All right, see you then. Bye.

1:22:58 > 1:23:00Clocking on already?

1:23:00 > 1:23:02Well, money never sleeps, does it?

1:23:02 > 1:23:03Not even 40 winks.

1:23:03 > 1:23:06You know what they say. All work and no play makes Max...

1:23:06 > 1:23:08A rich man.

1:23:08 > 1:23:10See you later.

1:23:17 > 1:23:22Oscar's hidden the remote again, has he? You're a right little Houdini! Come here.

1:23:22 > 1:23:25- The keys for the salon, actually. Can't find them anywhere. - Is that right?

1:23:25 > 1:23:27Cor! Your mum!

1:23:27 > 1:23:31Honestly, eh? Doesn't know when it's under her nose sometimes.

1:23:31 > 1:23:32Thank you.

1:23:33 > 1:23:34Everything all right?

1:23:34 > 1:23:38Yeah. Oscar and me are having a little morning off, aren't we?

1:23:38 > 1:23:40We're going to eat some ice cream, go to the park for a kickabout.

1:23:40 > 1:23:42Eat even more ice cream.

1:23:42 > 1:23:44Things couldn't be better, could they, eh?

1:23:44 > 1:23:49- No.- Right. Come on, Abs! Shake a leg, it's quarter past!

1:23:49 > 1:23:51Keep it down. My head is banging.

1:23:51 > 1:23:53I'm not surprised, state you were in last night.

1:23:53 > 1:23:55- You're 17!- Steady on, Tan.

1:23:55 > 1:23:57And you can forget about that trip to Ayia Napa.

1:23:59 > 1:24:01- What?- You know what.

1:24:03 > 1:24:06Like it's any of your business whether I'm on the pill or not.

1:24:06 > 1:24:10I don't keep things from your mum. That's not how we operate, is it?

1:24:10 > 1:24:11She's had enough of that from your old man.

1:24:15 > 1:24:17Oi, cloth ears! That's three nights you owe me.

1:24:17 > 1:24:19I heard you the first time.

1:24:27 > 1:24:32How much?! What, per square foot? Right, cheers.

1:24:35 > 1:24:37SCREAMS

1:24:37 > 1:24:38What are you doing?!

1:24:38 > 1:24:41I'm helping you out. I mean, being that hot must be illegal.

1:24:41 > 1:24:44Moron!

1:24:49 > 1:24:52- Why aren't you dressed and ready for school?- I'm not feeling well.

1:24:52 > 1:24:55Right, well, it is the last day of school, I suppose.

1:24:59 > 1:25:03And you. You are not to go anywhere, do you understand?

1:25:03 > 1:25:07- It's my turn to open the stall. - Well, that's just tough, innit?

1:25:07 > 1:25:09You watch her like a hawk.

1:25:12 > 1:25:14Honestly, right, Tyler thinks he's God's gift.

1:25:14 > 1:25:17- Lucky Jules weren't there.- Well lucky. He'd have filled him in.

1:25:17 > 1:25:19He is such a gent.

1:25:19 > 1:25:21Men like ours are hard to find, Jode.

1:25:21 > 1:25:23I'm teaching Jules how to foot-massage.

1:25:23 > 1:25:26I don't even have to tell Darren my pizza toppings any more.

1:25:26 > 1:25:28It's a two-way street, though.

1:25:28 > 1:25:30It is a two-way street. I said to Darren,

1:25:30 > 1:25:32romance is like a tandem.

1:25:32 > 1:25:35- A tandem?- A tandem, Poppy. It's more fun if you both pedal.

1:25:35 > 1:25:38Mum and Max are always doing little things for each other.

1:25:38 > 1:25:40It's the little things, right, Mum?

1:25:40 > 1:25:41Going to be late.

1:25:45 > 1:25:47So anyway, did I tell you what he did when I was walking down?

1:25:47 > 1:25:50You could have dropped them pills anywhere. No point in 'fessing up.

1:25:50 > 1:25:53- I know my husband. - What do you want to do, call the whole thing off?

1:25:53 > 1:25:55Just say the word.

1:25:55 > 1:25:57- Thank you.- Coffee, please.

1:25:57 > 1:25:59That's not what I'm saying, is it?

1:25:59 > 1:26:02It's just, I can't talk to anyone else about it.

1:26:02 > 1:26:04We can always talk at the flat.

1:26:06 > 1:26:10- My appointment book's heaving. - You know, we ain't christened the shower yet.

1:26:14 > 1:26:15Half-twelve. Tube station.

1:26:17 > 1:26:21How much? What, for an hour? No, thanks!

1:26:24 > 1:26:26- Delicious.- I only clear the plates.

1:26:28 > 1:26:32Carol, I'm having a get-together tonight.

1:26:32 > 1:26:34Nothing formal.

1:26:34 > 1:26:35Raise a glass to see us off.

1:26:35 > 1:26:38Sorry. I got kids to look after.

1:26:38 > 1:26:41Ricky's in Dubai. But then Liam would have told you all about that.

1:26:41 > 1:26:44Here, Carol, is Tiff free later?

1:26:44 > 1:26:46I'm having a little birthday bash for Bobby.

1:26:46 > 1:26:48- I'll bring her over. Thanks.- Oh, great.

1:26:48 > 1:26:49I needed to bolster the numbers.

1:26:49 > 1:26:53Here, Mo, have you got any idea how much they want to hire a clown for the afternoon?

1:26:53 > 1:26:55Dunno.

1:26:55 > 1:26:57Max, how much do you pay Darren these days?

1:26:57 > 1:27:00It's a joke, 150 big ones. Daylight robbery.

1:27:00 > 1:27:05- Ian! Sorry, meant to drop this off yesterday. It's just a little present and card for Bobby.- Thanks.

1:27:05 > 1:27:08Presents are a bit thin on the ground this year.

1:27:08 > 1:27:11Are they? Well, make sure you make a fuss of him.

1:27:11 > 1:27:12That's all they want, really.

1:27:12 > 1:27:16I promised him a party, but I don't know what eight-year-olds are into.

1:27:16 > 1:27:20I can do you the complete package. All stress-free for £100.

1:27:20 > 1:27:26- Where are you going to rustle up a birthday party out of thin air? - I ain't. But I know a man who can.

1:27:37 > 1:27:39I'm making a bacon sarnie, you want one?

1:27:39 > 1:27:42Are you trying to make me hurl?

1:27:42 > 1:27:46No-one forced vodka down your neck, Lauren. It was your own decision.

1:27:46 > 1:27:48You just have to live with it.

1:27:48 > 1:27:50- What is it with you and this phone? - Hey!

1:27:50 > 1:27:52Just face it, Abi, Jay ain't going to call!

1:27:52 > 1:27:55He's probably lost interest.

1:27:55 > 1:27:58For your information Lauren, I dumped him.

1:28:08 > 1:28:09You all right?

1:28:14 > 1:28:15Come here.

1:28:42 > 1:28:44All right, Rat Face? Mad Dog in?

1:28:51 > 1:28:54OPERA MUSIC PLAYS QUIETLY

1:29:04 > 1:29:08I'm after a complete birthday party experience.

1:29:08 > 1:29:09How much?

1:29:09 > 1:29:11£50.

1:29:11 > 1:29:12Rat Face!

1:29:14 > 1:29:17Dig out them disco lights.

1:29:18 > 1:29:20Fat Elvis let you down?

1:29:20 > 1:29:24- He's on holiday. - Anywhere nice?- Wandsworth.

1:29:24 > 1:29:27Six months, credit card fraud.

1:29:27 > 1:29:29MUSIC RISES

1:29:29 > 1:29:34Turn it down! Do you want the council poking their nose in?

1:29:37 > 1:29:41Got some counterfeit vodka. Could light your barbecue with it.

1:29:41 > 1:29:45- Slip it in the punch, they'll never know.- It ain't a knees-up.

1:29:45 > 1:29:47It's for an eight-year-old.

1:29:47 > 1:29:49I got just the thing.

1:29:52 > 1:29:54- Nice drop, that one. - Yeah, it's Greg's favourite.

1:29:54 > 1:29:58- I remember, we used to drink enough of them at the book club to sink the Ark Royal.- We did.

1:29:58 > 1:30:00Great minds think alike.

1:30:00 > 1:30:05The Merlot. I'm treating Max to lunch. Thought I'd go the whole hog.

1:30:05 > 1:30:07Sorry, I think I've got the last one here.

1:30:07 > 1:30:11- Ah, well, never mind. - You know what, you have it.

1:30:11 > 1:30:15- Really?- Yeah. Greg's more of a lager man anyway.

1:30:20 > 1:30:23Max, it's me, when you get this, give me a call.

1:30:23 > 1:30:25We're going to have to cancel.

1:30:25 > 1:30:26Mum, how come you ain't at the salon?

1:30:26 > 1:30:28Dumb and dumber are tearing their hair out.

1:30:28 > 1:30:30What part of "grounded" don't you understand?

1:30:32 > 1:30:34I came to see you!

1:30:34 > 1:30:37Yeah, all right. Every time you open your mouth, it's another lie.

1:30:37 > 1:30:38Yeah?

1:30:40 > 1:30:42Must be in the genes.

1:30:42 > 1:30:43Where did you...?

1:30:44 > 1:30:45Come with me.

1:30:56 > 1:30:59- Abs, will you just give us a minute, please?- Fine.

1:30:59 > 1:31:01Just pretend that I'm not here.

1:31:05 > 1:31:06Does Greg know?

1:31:08 > 1:31:10Lauren!

1:31:10 > 1:31:14Relax. I told him they were mine.

1:31:16 > 1:31:17Thank you. Thank you.

1:31:18 > 1:31:21- He thinks you're trying for a baby, Mum!- I'm just...

1:31:21 > 1:31:23I'm just trying to buy myself time.

1:31:23 > 1:31:26You can't just rush into a decision like this. Not at my age.

1:31:26 > 1:31:28Rush into what?

1:31:28 > 1:31:30Marriage is a minefield, Lauren.

1:31:30 > 1:31:32You get pregnant. Everything changes.

1:31:32 > 1:31:34- A bloke looks elsewhere... - What? Like you did?

1:31:34 > 1:31:37I told you. What happened with me and your dad -

1:31:37 > 1:31:41it was a mistake, all right? It was a stupid mistake and it's just, it's in the past now.

1:31:41 > 1:31:45- I don't get it. Greg worships the ground you walk on.- I know that.

1:31:45 > 1:31:48- Yeah, and you keep lying to his face.- It's not a "no", all right.

1:31:48 > 1:31:53- It's just a "not yet". - I don't believe you. You're making a mug of him. Again!- Fine!

1:31:53 > 1:31:57You're so cocksure, Lauren. You go and tell him. Go and make his life a misery.

1:31:57 > 1:32:01- You're doing that all on your own, Mum.- Life does not fit into neat little boxes, Lauren.

1:32:07 > 1:32:08I don't want to hurt him, all right?

1:32:08 > 1:32:12That's the last thing I want to do.

1:32:12 > 1:32:14You sound like dad, you know that?

1:32:18 > 1:32:21I know that I've brought you up to tell the truth.

1:32:21 > 1:32:25You and Abs. To be open and honest.

1:32:28 > 1:32:30Cos most of the time that is the right way.

1:32:32 > 1:32:34Most of the time.

1:32:36 > 1:32:39- You do love him, don't you?- Who?

1:32:41 > 1:32:42Greg! Who did you think I meant?

1:32:44 > 1:32:47I married him, didn't I? I mean, of course.

1:32:47 > 1:32:49Greg is kind. He's reliable.

1:32:49 > 1:32:52He's considerate.

1:32:52 > 1:32:53He thinks the world of you three.

1:32:55 > 1:32:57What more do you want, Mum?

1:32:59 > 1:33:02I just want to take things at my own pace, Lauren.

1:33:02 > 1:33:04You understand that, don't you?

1:33:06 > 1:33:08Fine. Whatever.

1:33:08 > 1:33:10I'll see you later, yeah?

1:33:12 > 1:33:17- You're still grounded.- I think this makes us quits, don't you?

1:33:23 > 1:33:25- Oh, hi.- Hiya. You all right?

1:33:25 > 1:33:29- You smell nice.- Thank you. Yeah, I just had a quick shower.

1:33:29 > 1:33:32Air conditioning's bust. It's like a sauna in that office.

1:33:32 > 1:33:34You saved me a phone call. It should be nearly ready.

1:33:34 > 1:33:36What's that?

1:33:39 > 1:33:41Ta-da.

1:33:45 > 1:33:49- The very man. You could quite possibly save my life.- What's up?

1:33:49 > 1:33:52Fuse box has gone. They can't get anybody out till five...

1:33:52 > 1:33:56I can't, sorry. It's a legal thing. Qualified sparkies only.

1:33:56 > 1:34:00- What?- Ian, why don't you have the party over at the B&B, if you like?

1:34:00 > 1:34:03- You sure?- Well, I'd have to change my plans but...

1:34:03 > 1:34:08- Oh, that is fantast... - Oh, ye of little faith!

1:34:08 > 1:34:10Ta-da!

1:34:10 > 1:34:15D'you know what, I never thought I'd say this - Mo Harris, you are a superstar. That's brill!

1:34:15 > 1:34:17Where on earth did you get it?

1:34:17 > 1:34:21Walford Town Football Club mothballed the mascot after he punched the ref.

1:34:21 > 1:34:23Might not fit you, though.

1:34:29 > 1:34:33- That didn't even touch the sides. - Cos it was so good.

1:34:33 > 1:34:34I hope you're in the mood for dessert.

1:34:34 > 1:34:38Babe, I can't. Got an auction, ain't I? Plaistow, two o'clock.

1:34:38 > 1:34:41- Another one?- Well, the new regs are coming out in September,

1:34:41 > 1:34:43the leasing company's flogging the old stock.

1:34:43 > 1:34:46We never spend any time together any more. It's like I'm invisible.

1:34:46 > 1:34:50- Things are going to calm down. I promise.- When?- I don't know, V. Soon.

1:34:50 > 1:34:52Maybe we could go away. Warm up for the honeymoon.

1:34:52 > 1:34:53What do you want me to do?

1:34:53 > 1:34:56Take a couple of bunches off the money tree?

1:34:56 > 1:34:58You were claiming you were Rockefeller this morning.

1:35:00 > 1:35:02All right, Tan.

1:35:04 > 1:35:10Yeah, I just wanted a quick word about Lauren.

1:35:10 > 1:35:12Right, what's she been up to?

1:35:12 > 1:35:14I don't know why she don't just move back in.

1:35:14 > 1:35:16- Cut out the middle man.- Sorry?

1:35:16 > 1:35:20Lauren's never going to respect you if you come running back to Max every five minutes.

1:35:20 > 1:35:22D'you know what? We can do this later.

1:35:22 > 1:35:24Tan...

1:35:29 > 1:35:31- So why did you go and say that? - What?

1:35:31 > 1:35:33I'm always last in the queue.

1:35:33 > 1:35:36- You wonder why with a gob like that. - Excuse me!

1:35:40 > 1:35:43You realise you're a traitor to the sisterhood?

1:35:43 > 1:35:45Oh, will you give him a break?

1:35:45 > 1:35:47It's hard being a single parent.

1:35:47 > 1:35:48Yeah, and who's fault is that?

1:35:48 > 1:35:51Jane was a friend of yours, in case you forgot.

1:35:51 > 1:35:52And Jane will understand.

1:35:52 > 1:35:54Look, I...

1:35:54 > 1:35:59I just want Bobby to have a really lovely birthday.

1:35:59 > 1:36:01I've always had a soft spot for him.

1:36:01 > 1:36:02He's cute.

1:36:02 > 1:36:06Um... Where shall I put these?

1:36:06 > 1:36:07You want me to answer that?

1:36:09 > 1:36:11Give 'em here.

1:36:11 > 1:36:13Ta. Go careful.

1:36:17 > 1:36:18What is this?

1:36:20 > 1:36:22Well, I thought they could play pass-the-parcel.

1:36:22 > 1:36:25How are they supposed to get into that? Blowtorch?

1:36:27 > 1:36:29Jane was so good at this stuff.

1:36:29 > 1:36:33Oh, darling, look, I'm sure I've got some Christmas stuff upstairs.

1:36:33 > 1:36:38- I don't know how to thank you for all this.- Well, you can just buy us lunch in the Vic sometime.

1:36:38 > 1:36:41Preferably when Jean's not around.

1:36:41 > 1:36:43I think I can stretch to that.

1:37:48 > 1:37:53- I don't think so. No, cancer's not on my list of things to do. - All right! All right.

1:37:53 > 1:37:58Rainie, what have I said to you about smoking in the house?

1:37:58 > 1:38:02Look at the state of it. Abi. Abi, what do you think you're wearing?

1:38:02 > 1:38:06- Oh, right, so you notice me now. - Is that my top?- I would've asked, it's just that you're never around.

1:38:06 > 1:38:11- Jay might like it, but I'm not happy with you going out dressed like some tart.- All right, leave off her.

1:38:11 > 1:38:13- Don't you speak to me like that. - Or what exactly?

1:38:13 > 1:38:17Just give 'em a break, will ya? They're sensible girls.

1:38:17 > 1:38:19- Abi's careful, ain't you? - What do you mean "careful"?

1:38:22 > 1:38:23Abi?

1:38:26 > 1:38:28We didn't do anything, all right?

1:38:28 > 1:38:32Jay and I broke up. The packet's not even opened. You can check if you like.

1:38:32 > 1:38:37- Right, so you knew my daughter was buying condoms and you never told me? - She didn't buy them!

1:38:40 > 1:38:44I weren't happy about it. Course I weren't. But she needs to be safe.

1:38:44 > 1:38:46So you're giving my daughter sexual advice now, are you?

1:38:46 > 1:38:47- It's not like you're around for them.- What?

1:38:47 > 1:38:52What with your business and Greg and all that. These two need you, Tan.

1:38:52 > 1:38:56All right, I know I'm not perfect, Rai, but I try.

1:38:56 > 1:38:57I try really hard. I'm a mum.

1:38:57 > 1:39:00I'm a wife. I run a business. A very successful business, actually.

1:39:00 > 1:39:02What have you ever achieved, eh?

1:39:02 > 1:39:05- Mum...- Nothing. Nothing. Cos you're weak. You're weak, Rainie.

1:39:05 > 1:39:07You will never amount to anything.

1:39:07 > 1:39:10I'm just trying to help.

1:39:10 > 1:39:12You're nothing but a sponge, Rainie.

1:39:12 > 1:39:14You're a leech. Maybe they should give you a certificate for that.

1:39:21 > 1:39:25Oi, you! I saw you.

1:39:25 > 1:39:27You hit jackpot with that dealer the other night.

1:39:29 > 1:39:30So?

1:39:32 > 1:39:34You want a freebie, is that it?

1:39:37 > 1:39:39I mean it. Clear off.

1:39:44 > 1:39:47What happened to the auction? Did she cancel?

1:39:50 > 1:39:53- Sorry? - Who are HVB Property Services?

1:39:58 > 1:40:01It's none of your business. It's my account.

1:40:01 > 1:40:02No wonder we can't afford a holiday

1:40:02 > 1:40:06- when you've got some dolly bird shacked up.- I ain't even going to grace that with an answer.

1:40:06 > 1:40:10- What am I supposed to think? You haven't touched me in weeks.- Hi!

1:40:10 > 1:40:16- Oh-oh. Domestic alert. - Is everything all right? - No, not really.

1:40:16 > 1:40:19Your mum thinks I'm having an affair.

1:40:19 > 1:40:22- Well, how else do you explain the rent?- Cos it ain't rent.

1:40:22 > 1:40:25- Now I'm confused.- Well, it wouldn't be the first time.

1:40:26 > 1:40:28My mate Johnny owns the property company.

1:40:28 > 1:40:30He's had to sell the family silver just to stay afloat.

1:40:30 > 1:40:32What's that got to do with anything?

1:40:32 > 1:40:34Who are you - Cagney and Lacey?

1:40:34 > 1:40:36He sold me his motor. Reported it nicked

1:40:36 > 1:40:39- so he could claim on the insurance. - So you're dealing in bent cars now.

1:40:39 > 1:40:40It's a one-off.

1:40:40 > 1:40:43All I'm doing is sticking the payments through his books

1:40:43 > 1:40:45so his insurance company don't smell a rat.

1:40:47 > 1:40:49All that for a friend?

1:40:49 > 1:40:51Now, that's what I call loyalty.

1:40:51 > 1:40:54Well, you know... you try telling her that.

1:40:57 > 1:40:58CHILDREN SHOUT

1:41:10 > 1:41:11Here you are.

1:41:12 > 1:41:15- Your sister seems to be thawing out a bit.- Oh, ignore her.

1:41:15 > 1:41:17She don't like big surprises.

1:41:17 > 1:41:20Quite partial to surprises.

1:41:20 > 1:41:22Always keen to try new experiences.

1:41:24 > 1:41:28Come on, then. Listen up! Listen up! Who's for musical chairs?

1:41:28 > 1:41:29CHILDREN SCREAM

1:41:29 > 1:41:32If it was up to me, I'd just kick her out.

1:41:32 > 1:41:36It's about time Rainie stood on her own two feet.

1:41:36 > 1:41:40That doesn't change the fact that she's right, does it?

1:41:40 > 1:41:43Babe, she's just pushing your buttons.

1:41:43 > 1:41:45She's a wind-up merchant, ain't she?

1:41:48 > 1:41:50I should go.

1:41:50 > 1:41:52Why?

1:41:53 > 1:41:55You know, Vanessa's at the salon with Jodie.

1:41:57 > 1:41:58She's going to be ages.

1:42:00 > 1:42:02We got the whole place to ourselves.

1:42:05 > 1:42:08I can't, Max. I can't do this any more.

1:42:08 > 1:42:10What do you mean you can't? What are you saying?

1:42:10 > 1:42:12It's just it's this lying.

1:42:12 > 1:42:14Constantly. It's bad enough Greg and Vanessa.

1:42:14 > 1:42:18- But these are our children.- Yeah, and we're there for 'em. Always.

1:42:19 > 1:42:24But Tan, the kids are going to grow up, aren't they? College. Husbands.

1:42:24 > 1:42:27They're going to fly the nest. Gone.

1:42:28 > 1:42:30And then what?

1:42:31 > 1:42:33- I can't think about that right now. - You should.

1:42:37 > 1:42:39Who do you want keeping you warm? Me or him?

1:42:49 > 1:42:51Isn't this what you want for the rest of your days?

1:43:12 > 1:43:15What are you doing? Get off!

1:43:15 > 1:43:19Get off! Help! Help! Help! Help!

1:43:19 > 1:43:21- BANG! - Oi!

1:43:25 > 1:43:28You all right, love? You all right?

1:43:28 > 1:43:31Come on, can you get up?

1:43:38 > 1:43:42# Happy birthday to you. #

1:43:42 > 1:43:44CHEERING

1:43:44 > 1:43:46Go on, then, make a wish.

1:43:47 > 1:43:49I wish Mum was coming home.

1:43:51 > 1:43:53Make another wish, mate.

1:43:54 > 1:43:56Come on!

1:43:56 > 1:44:00- Come on, Bobby, blow. Come on! - Blow! Blow! That's it.

1:44:00 > 1:44:01CHEERING

1:44:03 > 1:44:05Poor kid. It's hard enough at our age.

1:44:05 > 1:44:10You know what they say. Life's for the living. You just gotta know when to move on.

1:44:10 > 1:44:12Yeah, but it's not that easy, is it?

1:44:12 > 1:44:14Taking the plunge.

1:44:16 > 1:44:17I will if you will.

1:44:17 > 1:44:20You know, if you asked me a year ago if I'd be where I am now,

1:44:20 > 1:44:23then you could've knocked me down with a feather.

1:44:23 > 1:44:26Exactly. Sometimes you just can't see what's

1:44:26 > 1:44:28in front of your face, can you?

1:44:29 > 1:44:33- What are you doing? - Well... I thought...

1:44:33 > 1:44:38No. No! Time to go home, everybody. Come on, go and get your party bags.

1:44:38 > 1:44:41In there. That's it. Come on! Time to go home!

1:44:41 > 1:44:43Chop chop. Lovely.

1:44:43 > 1:44:45Off you go.

1:44:45 > 1:44:47Party's over.

1:44:51 > 1:44:54It was fun. It's like old times, innit?

1:44:54 > 1:44:56Our marital bed.

1:44:56 > 1:45:00Yeah, I don't think much to the wallpaper, actually.

1:45:00 > 1:45:03That's because you've always had impeccable taste.

1:45:06 > 1:45:10PHONE RINGS

1:45:17 > 1:45:18It's V.

1:45:21 > 1:45:22Go on, then.

1:45:28 > 1:45:29Hello.

1:45:31 > 1:45:32Well, I'm with Jack, why?

1:45:37 > 1:45:39All right, well, stay there. I'll be right over.

1:45:46 > 1:45:48Max?

1:45:50 > 1:45:51Oi...

1:45:55 > 1:45:57- There you are, darling.- Thank you.

1:45:57 > 1:45:59Are you all right? What happened?

1:45:59 > 1:46:03- Some lowlife stole her handbag. - Can I please just go home now?

1:46:03 > 1:46:06No, no. You're not going anywhere till this is fixed.

1:46:08 > 1:46:10Your round.

1:46:12 > 1:46:14Last of the big spenders, eh?

1:46:14 > 1:46:16Just don't tell the tax man.

1:46:16 > 1:46:17Or the council.

1:46:17 > 1:46:21I ain't paid a penny in rent on that lock-up since day one.

1:46:22 > 1:46:25What happened, babe? Are you all right?

1:46:28 > 1:46:31- OK? I'll take over now, cheers, mate.- All right, thanks.

1:46:31 > 1:46:35- Thank you.- It's a pleasure.

1:46:35 > 1:46:36Are you all right?

1:46:36 > 1:46:38I called you five times.

1:46:38 > 1:46:40My phone, it was on silent.

1:46:41 > 1:46:45Jack, he'd been to see Ronnie. He wanted to off-load.

1:46:45 > 1:46:46It don't matter.

1:46:46 > 1:46:48All that matters is you.

1:46:51 > 1:46:52Come on, let's go home.

1:46:57 > 1:47:00And I was told this was a nice neighbourhood.

1:47:00 > 1:47:05- Not met Mad Dog, then? - Dodgy, is he?

1:47:05 > 1:47:07Mo's hardly the greatest referee.

1:47:07 > 1:47:11Anyone who squats in a lock-up, you know, is not exactly Mother Teresa.

1:47:11 > 1:47:14Is that right?

1:47:14 > 1:47:17One phone call to the council and he'd be out, I expect.

1:47:17 > 1:47:20And you're telling me this because...?

1:47:20 > 1:47:24Just making conversation. I don't know what you're smiling at me for.

1:47:24 > 1:47:26You're still in the doghouse as far as I'm concerned.

1:47:26 > 1:47:30All I did was lend Liam a friendly ear. Is that a crime?

1:47:30 > 1:47:33- I just want an apology.- Yeah?

1:47:33 > 1:47:35Snap.

1:47:42 > 1:47:43How's your head?

1:47:43 > 1:47:46I should thank him.

1:47:46 > 1:47:48Knocked some sense into me.

1:47:51 > 1:47:53Sorry for doubting you.

1:47:56 > 1:47:58Don't matter.

1:47:59 > 1:48:02All matters is that you're OK.

1:48:12 > 1:48:14Do you fancy an early night?

1:48:16 > 1:48:19Your the one that's supposed to have a headache, aren't you?

1:48:22 > 1:48:24I'll run you a bath.

1:48:59 > 1:49:01Oi.

1:49:01 > 1:49:03What? What do you want?

1:49:03 > 1:49:07- Well? - Do I have to spell it out to you?

1:49:25 > 1:49:27Hurry up, bath's getting cold.

1:49:27 > 1:49:29Do you want a cup of tea?

1:49:31 > 1:49:34V, do you want a cup of tea?

1:49:40 > 1:49:41We need to talk.

1:49:41 > 1:49:46- Um...- About Max.- Why?

1:49:46 > 1:49:49Why do you think?

1:49:50 > 1:49:52You better come through.

1:49:56 > 1:49:58What's happened to your face?

1:49:58 > 1:50:01Oh, I got mugged. But it's fine.

1:50:01 > 1:50:06Listen. Given the choice, you're probably the last person I'd come to talk to about this,

1:50:06 > 1:50:09but I know you've been through it too.

1:50:13 > 1:50:15Max is cheating on me.

1:50:17 > 1:50:20Found this in the lounge.

1:50:20 > 1:50:24It's not my colour. Or Jodie's.

1:50:24 > 1:50:27- There it is!- What, it's yours?

1:50:27 > 1:50:30Yes! Yeah. Well, it WAS mine till Lauren pinched it.

1:50:30 > 1:50:32Honestly, I have to nail things down in this house.

1:50:36 > 1:50:38You've obviously got the wrong end of the stick.

1:50:39 > 1:50:43- You sound like Max.- Do I?

1:50:43 > 1:50:45Did he do that to you?

1:50:46 > 1:50:49Make you feel like you're going mad?

1:50:49 > 1:50:50It's not me, is it?

1:50:50 > 1:50:53Please tell me it's not just me.

1:50:53 > 1:50:55Maybe... Maybe sometimes.

1:50:55 > 1:50:57I swore I wouldn't do this.

1:50:59 > 1:51:03Vanessa, listen to me. He's not cheating on you.

1:51:03 > 1:51:07- You sound so sure. - The bloke's been asking me about ideas for the wedding.

1:51:07 > 1:51:09Talk about insensitive.

1:51:09 > 1:51:11Max?

1:51:11 > 1:51:15Yeah, if he'd have put as much effort into our marriage

1:51:15 > 1:51:20as he has into thinking about your big day,

1:51:20 > 1:51:23then we wouldn't be stood here now.

1:51:26 > 1:51:28I'm so sorry.

1:51:28 > 1:51:31It's just...Harry.

1:51:31 > 1:51:35Once bitten, and all that.

1:51:35 > 1:51:37Yeah, I know.

1:51:38 > 1:51:41You got nothing to worry about.

1:51:42 > 1:51:43Thank you.

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