26/02/2012

0:00:28 > 0:00:31- You are my kind of breakfast. - Never been called breakfast before.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Breakfast, lunch. Dinner.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Don't worry, he's gone out.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43Fatboy doesn't get up this early. Not when he's not working.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Yeah, it's awkward, ain't it?

0:00:45 > 0:00:48This is our fault. We've got to make it OK.

0:00:51 > 0:00:52OK.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Janine!

0:01:02 > 0:01:07So, single guy, loads of time on my hands. Loads of energy.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09I told you it wouldn't last.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13- So, I was wondering about another club night?- Ha-ha.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Another consignment tomorrow, yeah?

0:01:20 > 0:01:24- Yeah, I'll sort you out next week, though, yeah?- Cash, now.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42- How is she?- Yeah, she's good.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Jack, we got to go, really, we're in a bit of a hurry.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48- I'll walk with you. - Give him five minutes, eh?

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Can you not just keep your fat nose out of anything?

0:01:51 > 0:01:53- Oi. You mess with my brother, you mess with me.- Derek.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57Except I'm not messing with him, am I? He knows his days.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59And today ain't one of them.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03You want to come for a walk with Auntie Shirley? Yeah?

0:02:03 > 0:02:07Oh, don't do that, you'll give her nightmares.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18Look, I gave you a club night and you spent most of it

0:02:18 > 0:02:21giving a shout out to, what was it?

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Oh, "My girl, Whitney, you're so peng."

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Come on, man, it was banging in there.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Yeah. With people that didn't spend a penny.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Apart from on the toilet floor. It's dog eat dog.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Yeah, and Fats is hungry.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36I've seen more appetite on an anorexic hamster with a broken leg.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39What do you want, Janine?

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Coffee, please, and maybe some service with a smile.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Come on, Lady J, all right. Give me one more shot.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Give me one more night. Have I told you how nice your hair looks today?

0:02:48 > 0:02:50No. Blud.

0:02:50 > 0:02:51Go on, Janine.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55Listen, you need to learn to grab your chance when you can.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Ask Tyler.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Fats.- We're cool, innit. You cool? You cool? I'm cool.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04- I'm cool, you cool?- Cool.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Everybody's cool, then, innit? Great. So, great.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09So, I go to Sonia's and you're with Fatboy.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12And I come back, and now you're with the letch.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Awkward. Keep the change.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Just don't.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Are you forgetting what he did to Michael?

0:03:24 > 0:03:26No, listen, I got rent to pay, bills to pay, OK.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27Need to save every penny we can.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30And give all those pennies to Derek? The man's dangerous.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32He must be making what? Six quid a bottle.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35And he's selling it to you for two quid cheaper than kosher.

0:03:35 > 0:03:36Know what I'm going to do?

0:03:36 > 0:03:40I'm going to find out where he gets them from. Deal directly.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Just cut out the middle man.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45- Then you're on your own, son. - Thank you, Paddy.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47I hope you know what you're doing.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Course I know what I'm doing, I'm Alfie Moon, ain't I?

0:04:00 > 0:04:03You and Peroxide back there. Shirley, smirking away.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05You got any idea what this is going to cost?

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Don't act like you ain't bothered, Jack.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11You want to do your fighting, do it in the ring.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15I ain't going to let them two destroy my family.

0:04:16 > 0:04:21Get a screwdriver to this lot, look at the state of it.

0:04:21 > 0:04:22OK.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Open.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Um, is that it?

0:04:30 > 0:04:33You wanted to stay in this business. This is how it goes.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Do you want a day's work?

0:04:35 > 0:04:39What? Shifting this lot? It's a piece of pie.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41- We haven't got enough money for staff.- Since when?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Since my ex-wife started bleeding me dry.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Let the Fats put a little love into it and you can watch these babies fly.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49- Yes!- No, Christian's away working his socks off,

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I'm here doing every hour I can.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53- You're hired.- You're fired.- Syed!

0:04:53 > 0:04:57You know what, times are hard, don't play on my emotions, please.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02I've got a meeting with the shipping people.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Um, so who's going to look after the stall?

0:05:14 > 0:05:16I'm not the one that dumped the poor boy.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18The day after Valentine's.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Yeah, well, you need a good DJ.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Billy!

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Everyone loves his tunes, you know?

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Excuse me, pregnant woman. Trip hazard.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29OK, I'm shifting them.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33Do you know how many cocktails I sold that night? Champagne? None.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Toilets broken? Two. Shall I do it again?

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Hmm. No.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41You really are showing your age, Janine.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44I mean, for someone who runs a club you ain't half out of touch.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Guilty conscience. Ouch.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51What I'm trying to say is you've got a pile of cheap vodka here, right?

0:05:51 > 0:05:55Look at clubs out in Romford, fiver on the door, pound a drink.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59You do that here, you'll have kids queuing round the block.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Just trust me. You do the sums.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11She said she'd do lunchtime.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Well, she wants to do the stall.

0:06:14 > 0:06:15In those heels?

0:06:15 > 0:06:17OK, maybe "wants to" is pushing it a bit.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20So, it's a good job our gorgeous Maitre D' is back.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24Sorry, is that gorgeous in the hideously deformed, elephant man sense?

0:06:24 > 0:06:27No. Just gorgeous.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31I can't even carry anything that heavy.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35Well, your dad said a mate from the mosque has a son looking for work.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36We can't afford that.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Kind of got no choice.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Husband and wife running a business.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48You'd have thought we'd have looked at our parents and learned but...

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Amira. Amira working the market.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Please.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Show me what to do.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Just looking, just looking. Well, this, this is lovely.

0:07:07 > 0:07:12Usually 30, but seeing as it's you, I'll do it for a tenner.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14I'll put it here, yeah, stuff it in your bag, do whatever.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16I'll turn around, I'm not looking.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20- It's only a tenner, tenner.- OK, then. - Yeah. Thank you.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25You'll love it, you'll absolutely love it.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28- There you go.- Thank you.- Cheers, have a lovely day.

0:07:28 > 0:07:29Take care, bye-bye.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33Amazing. I'll give you a cut of the profits.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36- Deal. Boom.- Yes.

0:07:36 > 0:07:41Just look at him, sniffing round her. I know how boys' minds work.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Yeah, cos yours are such ladies' men, right?

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Eating my food, playing my Ludo. He doesn't fool me.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49It's her that doesn't understand.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52She's only ever had to fight homosexuals off before.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Syed was not a homosexual back then.

0:07:54 > 0:07:59- Oh, maybe she'll turn Anthony too.- Ah.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01I thought she had no money for staff.

0:08:01 > 0:08:06- He's probably not gay enough, darling.- Denise!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Fats!

0:08:09 > 0:08:11One chance. Don't blow it.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15Lady J, you are not going to regret this, you know that.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Well, you know, every loser deserves a break. You're on tonight.

0:08:18 > 0:08:23# I'm on tonight, on tonight on tonight. #

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Um...

0:08:52 > 0:08:54I mean, it's good to just be friends, isn't it?

0:08:54 > 0:08:58- He's just helping out on the stall. - The thing about young men...

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- She's worried he'll try and ravish you over them T-shirts.- Denise.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Or he'll just jump you, get you pregnant.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07Ruin your life, ruin his own.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Only joking. Got any oil for hinges?

0:09:09 > 0:09:13Yes, it's round the corner, bottom shelf.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16When he was at the Vic, it was a different girl every morning.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18I don't think Amira needs to hear that.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Or was that Tyler?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23They were both swanning around with just their skimpy pants on.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25I was trying to have a private conversation here.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Look, there is nothing going on. He's not old enough.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31He's not rich enough. He's not Muslim enough. OK?

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Roxy! Rox! Listen.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42About what I said earlier. What I said last week.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Well, I only did what any mother would do.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Course you did. And I respect you for that.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Course you do, Derek. What d'you want?

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Look, Jack's still got his access days, I'm still Amy's uncle.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56Why don't we bury the hatchet, eh? For her sake.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59- I'm busy.- She said she's busy.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Get your hands off me!

0:10:01 > 0:10:06Look. It's the club. The CCTV camera's gone on the blink.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Oh, really? Oh, and that is my problem because why?

0:10:09 > 0:10:12I'm an old boy, I don't know how that stuff works.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16Aw, Derek, am I supposed to feel sorry for you?

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Look, Phil said that you and Ronnie had it installed, eh?- Yeah.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23- And seeing that I'm running the place for him...- I said no.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Woah, some people would call that stalking.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Haven't you got prisons to visit?

0:10:36 > 0:10:39I am talking tunes, all right.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Some big boy beats, and some bad boy bassline. Plus cheap drinks.

0:10:42 > 0:10:43Oh, I understood that bit.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47And there's going to be boys there, all with multipacks and that.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Not that I'm drinking. - And who wants a boy? I want a man.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52You ask and the Fatboy will provide.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Just make sure you're both there.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Tell me that is not what I think it is?

0:10:56 > 0:11:00- Whitney, tell me that you're not? - It's cool. Just chill out.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03- No! Whitney! - I hope you washed him down first.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07All right, all right, let's just get back to the main event, yeah?

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Big up to Janine, props to her, innit? She changed her mind.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13- That's wicked. - Yeah, I knew you'd persuade her.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18What?

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Is it National Society of Protection of Fatboy day

0:11:21 > 0:11:23- or something? - Fats, listen to me, I'm sorry.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24I told her cos you deserve it.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28I stand on my own two feet now.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30She was just helping you out, Fats.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32You know what? This is long.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Forget tonight, all right. Forget it all, man.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39This is long, yeah. Get out my way, I ain't nobody's joke.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Oh, you're back early.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49I understand Anthony's getting a cut of our profits?

0:11:49 > 0:11:53- If it's the money... - It's about a business partner not pulling her weight.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55- Woah, don't talk to her like that. - Sorry?

0:11:55 > 0:11:58- Why do you always embarrass me? - Why do you have to be a princess?

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Either you're in this business or you're out.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07- Great.- You can do this, all right.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09I don't see why I should.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11How about you do it to prove him wrong?

0:12:13 > 0:12:16There you are. Customer.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Just looking, just looking.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Anthony says you're cutting Derek out of the booze scheme.

0:12:29 > 0:12:30I say a lot of things.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Yeah, well, I'm in. Give us a beer, will you?

0:12:37 > 0:12:40I liked Eddie more than Eddie liked me.

0:12:41 > 0:12:45And I liked Norman more than Norman liked me.

0:12:45 > 0:12:49Men are like cardigans. You've got to try a lot on.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Not that you need a man. Or a cardigan.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53Mama Jean.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57Or a frog or a pebble.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00Or a fish...in the sea.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04It's out there somewhere. Love. Not the cardigan.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10You saw him. He's gutted.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Maybe we should back off a little bit.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17Can't we just go somewhere and curl up till it all goes away?

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Sounds like my kind of afternoon.

0:13:22 > 0:13:23Hey. You don't have to thank me.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26I'm sure there's a bench in Heaven with my name on it.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Oh, yeah. Yeah, Fatboy's been banging on about it.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31He's really excited, it's going to be great.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Well, it better had be.- It will be.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Tyler, he's our mate. He's our mate, they all are.

0:13:40 > 0:13:44So, you and me, we have to sort this out.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46- We have to.- OK.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48The thing is, Billy, Derek's got a lot of mates.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51- And I'm not in the loop. - Phil'd know. He's got contacts.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53- He is a nasty piece of work. - Yeah, Paddy.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57I'd love to see him get what's coming to him. But I don't want to see you in a box.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59I appreciate that, but it's not your battle.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02Anything to wipe that smile off Derek's face.

0:14:02 > 0:14:03You're cutting Derek out?

0:14:03 > 0:14:05You working here now?

0:14:05 > 0:14:07While Kat's away. Leopard print's upstairs, get it on.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Hold on, I said Derek. Are you?

0:14:09 > 0:14:12- Well, no, not actually cutting him out.- Why not? Why?

0:14:12 > 0:14:15What he doesn't know won't hurt him. Which is a shame cos right now...

0:14:15 > 0:14:18I'm going to find out who his contact is.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Are you? Yeah? How?

0:14:22 > 0:14:27No. So, it's a good job I'm here, isn't it?

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Lauren.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Lauren, wait.

0:14:37 > 0:14:38Two seconds.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Look, it just happened so fast.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51- I don't know, I just didn't have a chance to tell you.- Hmm.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55- But it's different, it feels right. - Yeah, and you trust him, do you?

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Course I do. He was just waiting for the right girl.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00You do know that Fatboy loves you?

0:15:00 > 0:15:04Yeah, I know. And I love him too. I do.

0:15:04 > 0:15:09Just as a mate. That's the whole reason I'm doing this.

0:15:09 > 0:15:10Yeah, it's a bit obvious.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13You're just doing exactly what Mercy did to him.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15I know it's wrong. I know it's wrong.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18But I can't love two people at the same time.

0:15:18 > 0:15:19I can't lie, Lauren.

0:15:23 > 0:15:27You don't half know how to make things complicated.

0:15:29 > 0:15:30Come here.

0:15:44 > 0:15:45You got five minutes.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- Right, text everyone you know. - Everyone?

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Everyone. And you, can you design some sort of flyer?

0:15:54 > 0:15:58- Just make it, make it good. - That's not much of a brief, is it?

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Happy Mondays. No, Manic Mondays.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Manic Mondays.- Yeah.- Put it online.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08Right, it's a fiver on the door, pound a drink.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10- Where you going?- I've got to go distract Fats.

0:16:10 > 0:16:14To get his laptop thingamajiggy over there. You coming?

0:16:14 > 0:16:16- Yeah, definitely.- See you in a bit.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19- So, you Whitney's new boyfriend now? - That's a bit personal.

0:16:19 > 0:16:24- Well, it's very hard to keep up. - No, you don't. Sit down.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Right, you just got to jiggle it about a bit,

0:16:31 > 0:16:33stick it with a bit of gum, yeah?

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Are you looking at my bum?

0:16:37 > 0:16:40- I'm not very good with heights. - Cos don't.

0:16:40 > 0:16:44Had a fall once. Nearly broke my neck.

0:16:44 > 0:16:45Awful what can happen.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48That was a lot of vodka you were unloading earlier.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Why? D'you want a case? I've heard you like a drink.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53You still get it off that guy in Leyton that Phil used to use?

0:16:53 > 0:16:57- What's it to you?- Just wondering.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59No, I know a man. And he's not from Leyton.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01If that's what you want to know.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04- How's that? - PHONE RINGS

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Oh, hold up.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Hello, mate. Yeah, all off-loaded.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Yeah, same again next week.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20I'll let you know.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27- Well, thank you very much. You can go now.- So, this guy...

0:17:27 > 0:17:30You said five minutes, I've taken up more of your time already.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32You can go now.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37You're just like your brother, aren't you? You got no manners.

0:17:39 > 0:17:40Send Amy my love.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44No.

0:17:45 > 0:17:46Roxy.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51And nice bum.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08- It's not what you think. - What?

0:18:08 > 0:18:10- I don't know what you think. - What do I think?

0:18:10 > 0:18:13- That I'm only after her for one thing.- My sister ain't...

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Will you go upstairs and stop earwigging?

0:18:15 > 0:18:17It's not like that. Not with Whitney.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19I know your game. Different bird every week.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22- I'm not playing games.- If you do I'll play football with your head.

0:18:22 > 0:18:26- I have to pick up the pieces. - There's not going to be pieces. - If there are...

0:18:26 > 0:18:28- You got me to mess with. - Tiff, go upstairs.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31- I told you I like her. - You'll have to do more than that.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Like really, really like her.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35But do you love her?

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Yeah. Yeah, I do.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50All right, Tam?

0:18:51 > 0:18:53- How you doing?- Hmm.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Unless you're after 15 kilos of mango chutney, I'm kind of busy.

0:18:57 > 0:19:02No, see, we need you to distract Fatboy.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Just put on In The Night Garden.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08No, seriously, you need to keep him here.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Why don't I like the sound of that?

0:19:12 > 0:19:13Because...

0:19:13 > 0:19:16because we split up, and now I'm with Tyler,

0:19:16 > 0:19:19- and he's really upset about it. - There's no dust on you.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Please, Tam. Please, just trust me, OK?

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Fatboy. Can you just give me a hand?

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Yeah, man, course. No worries, man.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Please.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23It's all about the cheekbones, bruv.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25I need to get me some cheekbones.

0:20:25 > 0:20:29I still can't believe you and Whitney. I didn't see it coming.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Yeah, well, the thing about relationships, is that...

0:20:32 > 0:20:35- She fancies him.- Is that there ain't no sat nav, you know.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37- Not one that works. - Definitely fancies him.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40And how is a brother supposed to know where he's going

0:20:40 > 0:20:43if women have jacked all the sat navs?

0:20:43 > 0:20:46I mean, I practically fancy him. I'm not even the gay one.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Hey, this is about me here, right. Not about you.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51You're fine you don't need no sat nav. You're married.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Destination is here.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56- So, when could you start? - Afia, can I have a word?

0:20:56 > 0:20:59- This is Ali.- Wrong word.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03It's not just your decision.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Your dad found him. He's great.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08- Why? Just cos he's got cheekbones.- What?

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Your colleague was just telling me that...

0:21:11 > 0:21:14What? She's not my colleague. She's my wife.

0:21:14 > 0:21:15OK? The job's gone.

0:21:15 > 0:21:20- We need waiters.- Yeah, Fatboy's starting this evening.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Yeah.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Here every day. Tell your friends.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Well, I'm impressed.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34Well, even princesses have their uses.

0:21:43 > 0:21:44Put it there, girl. Boom.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47I know. It's a long time since anyone's believed

0:21:47 > 0:21:49I could do something.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52You're going to ruin this now, ain't you, with a but or something?

0:21:52 > 0:21:53Yeah?

0:22:13 > 0:22:16There you go. Oh, no, no, no, don't go for that.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Go for the lamb. You want to kiss her afterwards. Trust me.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22It's like Batman and Robin in your mouth. Kapow!

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Fats, why don't you go home early?

0:22:24 > 0:22:27- Wow. Fired three times in one day? - No, no, you're not fired.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30Just have the rest of the night off.

0:22:31 > 0:22:32Afia.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37We're supposed to be keeping an eye on him.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Do you want us to have any business left?

0:22:39 > 0:22:42- He's not good-looking enough for you, is that it?- What?

0:22:42 > 0:22:44You want an excuse to get Cheekbones back.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47You know what, Tam. I'm not even going to answer that.

0:22:47 > 0:22:51Cos you can't. Cos I'm right.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Look, you said people, I gave you people.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10These are people you've been out with.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12This is a room full of gorgeous girls.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16Yes, and the only gorgeous girl I've got my eye on is you.

0:23:16 > 0:23:17All right?

0:23:20 > 0:23:23- What if he hates it, eh? - Look, how can he?

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Right, there's only one way to find out.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33The bloke Phil used to use has moved to Portugal.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36And Derek is giving me nothing. Not a whisper.

0:23:36 > 0:23:37I think we should drop the whole idea.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39Like I said. Let it go.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Well, well, well, now, ain't this cosy?

0:23:48 > 0:23:50You're having a laugh, ain't you?

0:24:09 > 0:24:11I've been looking for you everywhere.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Come on.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27So, you're working here now, are you?

0:24:27 > 0:24:29- Alfie needed help. - And my daughter's where?

0:24:29 > 0:24:32- You might want to calm down. - Amy is fine.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35What, sat above a pub with some homeless chav watching DVDs?

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Oi! You don't know her. Take that back.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Come on, Jack. Let's play nice.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42- No, it's quality parenting. - Roxy did help me out this morning.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45If I hadn't seen her coming out the beauty salon,

0:24:45 > 0:24:47- I'd have been in a right bind. - Coming out the salon?

0:24:47 > 0:24:51- Yeah, and what? What is it to you? - So you take my daughter off me

0:24:51 > 0:24:54so you can dump her with strangers and get your nails done?

0:24:54 > 0:24:55Get off her back, will you?

0:24:55 > 0:24:58Jack. Jack, you dropped the case, remember?

0:24:58 > 0:25:01You forced my hand. You said you wanted to be a good mum.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03You are palming Amy off all over the place.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06- Why don't you just stay out of it? - And now you're working here.

0:25:06 > 0:25:10- Yes, to provide for her.- Yeah, how's she going to bring herself up?

0:25:10 > 0:25:14Jack. Jack, please, please listen to me, all right. Just let it go.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17You're going to see her tomorrow. Please let it go.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Come on, Jack, eh?

0:25:23 > 0:25:25D'you know what, you,

0:25:25 > 0:25:28if you'd just stayed out of it we'd all be all right.

0:25:28 > 0:25:29- Oi, oi, Rox.- Woah, Roxy. Calm down.

0:25:29 > 0:25:34You know what the Brannings are like, eh. We've got long memories.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36All right? OK?

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Come on. You OK, yeah?

0:25:45 > 0:25:46All right.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49What you smiling about?

0:25:51 > 0:25:52Is that Derek's phone?

0:26:10 > 0:26:13- You done all this for me? - No hard feelings, eh?

0:26:14 > 0:26:17All set up ready to go, man.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20Wait, you done all this for me?

0:26:31 > 0:26:34OK, my R&R massive! What going on?

0:26:34 > 0:26:37- I love you, Whitney Dean. - You'd better had.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45It's your boy, DJ Fatboy Fats.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Bringing you the finest and biggest beats here in Walford.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51This one's for you, Manic Monday crew!

0:26:51 > 0:26:53CHEERING

0:27:00 > 0:27:053:34 this afternoon. One received call.

0:27:07 > 0:27:08Must have fallen out of his pocket.

0:27:08 > 0:27:13Mitchell to the core. So, you reckon he'll deliver straight here?

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Do him. And make sure it hurts.

0:27:17 > 0:27:21Every time you see her that's what it's going to be like.

0:27:21 > 0:27:22Let me take care of it.

0:27:24 > 0:27:27As long as she's around, it's going to be like that.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Then, let me take care of it.

0:27:35 > 0:27:39- Ain't funny.- And I ain't laughing.

0:27:43 > 0:27:44Accidents happen.

0:27:49 > 0:27:52It's my daughter, all right. It's going to be my way.

0:28:24 > 0:28:29It ain't going to be silly money, mate. I don't want her topped. Just a little warning.

0:28:31 > 0:28:35How about that other bloke you used to use?

0:28:35 > 0:28:37Oh, is he? How long did he get?

0:28:39 > 0:28:41Well, like my old dad used to say,

0:28:41 > 0:28:45"If you want something done properly, do it yourself". Speak to you later.

0:29:02 > 0:29:04HE CHUCKLES

0:29:04 > 0:29:08- That is what I like to see - a young man working.- My ears are ringing

0:29:08 > 0:29:12with all the moaning going on. I told them, I just play the tunes, I'm not the boss.

0:29:12 > 0:29:16Don't stop him! Not now he's finally got started.

0:29:19 > 0:29:21Your number one moaner?

0:29:21 > 0:29:23Just wind her up and watch her go.

0:29:23 > 0:29:27Well, you better not miss anything at all. That is one fearsome woman.

0:29:27 > 0:29:30You don't have to tell me, I used to live with the three of them.

0:29:30 > 0:29:33- See you.- See you, man.

0:29:36 > 0:29:38All right, Cora, love?

0:29:41 > 0:29:45I can't find mine anywhere. I've been looking for it all over the place.

0:29:45 > 0:29:49As long as you didn't call Australia. Right, I'm off.

0:29:49 > 0:29:52- Where you going? - I got Amy for the afternoon.

0:29:52 > 0:29:58Oh, Roxy being nice for once, is she? What's she after?

0:29:58 > 0:30:00Let's not go there, eh?

0:30:00 > 0:30:04Oh, let's not say nothing nasty about Roxy. It's pathetic, Jack.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06Here you are, the little girl's father,

0:30:06 > 0:30:09grateful for a few hours with her.

0:30:09 > 0:30:13- You should show her who's boss. - It's none of your business, is it? Just keep your nose out.

0:30:13 > 0:30:17- And stay away from Roxy.- I never had you down as a doormat, mate.

0:30:17 > 0:30:21It's like all them Mitchells, wiping their dirty feet on us.

0:30:24 > 0:30:27Andy! Hello, mate!

0:30:27 > 0:30:30- How you doing?- How are you? I thought you were still in the nick.

0:30:30 > 0:30:34You can talk. Back door deliveries, no invoices, keep it shtum.

0:30:34 > 0:30:36Should've known you'd be in the mix, eh?

0:30:36 > 0:30:40Here, you might be just the man I need. Fancy a little one-off job?

0:30:40 > 0:30:43For old time's sake?

0:30:48 > 0:30:51Oh! I was so absorbed, I didn't hear you.

0:30:51 > 0:30:55Going deaf? It's all right, I'll make my own tea.

0:30:55 > 0:31:01- I would've thought you'd have had enough tea in that shop of yours. - Don't get time for a break.- Hmmm?

0:31:01 > 0:31:05All right, stop the pantomime.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07Sorry?

0:31:07 > 0:31:13I can see you've had another letter. From Snugglepuss.

0:31:13 > 0:31:15Sorry, didn't mean to make you jealous.

0:31:15 > 0:31:20You've got to be joking! I read the last one.

0:31:20 > 0:31:24I like a man who knows where to stick his apostrophes.

0:31:24 > 0:31:27- That was just one letter, written in a rush.- If you say so.

0:31:27 > 0:31:31- He's got a way with words. Romantic. - If you say so.

0:31:31 > 0:31:33"You're my first thought in the morning

0:31:33 > 0:31:36"and my last thought at night.

0:31:36 > 0:31:40"Your lovely photo keeps me warm in my lonely bed.

0:31:40 > 0:31:44"I dream of the things we are going to do with each other..."

0:31:44 > 0:31:46TO each other, that's what he means.

0:31:46 > 0:31:49"I think of you all day long and through the night..."

0:31:49 > 0:31:53- Well, I never!- Oh, Dot, I'm just reading...- Yes, I heard.

0:31:53 > 0:31:56- Where is it?- Where's what? - Your megaphone.

0:31:56 > 0:32:00She's had another letter from her man friend. She reckons he's romantic.

0:32:00 > 0:32:02Romantic? There's another word for that -

0:32:02 > 0:32:04pornographic and in my kitchen!

0:32:04 > 0:32:06He's just being affectionate.

0:32:06 > 0:32:08Who is? Has he got a name?

0:32:08 > 0:32:14He DOES have a name and it's a very nice one.

0:32:14 > 0:32:16She needs saving from herself.

0:32:16 > 0:32:20But fools despise wisdom and instruction.

0:32:20 > 0:32:24- That's Proverbs - chapter 1, verse 7.- Get away.

0:32:33 > 0:32:39- All right, Alfie? - Oh, thanks for that, sweetheart. I was away with the fairies, then.

0:32:39 > 0:32:42One dark-haired, cheeky-grinned fairy in particular?

0:32:42 > 0:32:45Yes. Yes, of course. And little Tommy.

0:32:45 > 0:32:47Have you spoken to them today?

0:32:47 > 0:32:51Yeah, there's no change. Sadly, Charlie's still the same.

0:32:51 > 0:32:55He'll turn the corner and they'll be back, soon as. You'll see.

0:32:55 > 0:32:56Thanks, darling.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00You all right, Derek?

0:33:00 > 0:33:03Alfie, we're on.

0:33:06 > 0:33:07- Is she ready?- Sorry?

0:33:07 > 0:33:11- Amy.- Good one, Jack. You can't just turn up out of the blue.

0:33:11 > 0:33:14- I'm taking her to soft play.- Says who?- Roxy. We agreed, two o'clock.

0:33:14 > 0:33:18- Well, she never said nothing. - Amy! Come on, Daddy's here.

0:33:18 > 0:33:22- She's not here, Jack. She's gone out with Roxy.- When? Where they gone?

0:33:22 > 0:33:24- When they due back?- I don't know.

0:33:24 > 0:33:28What do you want me to do? Whistle them out of thin air?

0:33:28 > 0:33:31I'm getting sick of all of this.

0:33:31 > 0:33:36We should be doing what's best for Amy, not scoring points against each other.

0:33:40 > 0:33:46- Known Derek long?- So, have you come far, then?- No.- Right.

0:33:54 > 0:33:57- Thanks for the tea.- Any time. Kettle's always on.

0:34:03 > 0:34:06Bianca knows she was horrible to you yesterday.

0:34:06 > 0:34:08But she is going to make it up to you.

0:34:08 > 0:34:12I told her if she didn't, I'd never baby-sit again.

0:34:12 > 0:34:14Be nice.

0:34:16 > 0:34:19- All right, Fats?- Yeah, cool.

0:34:19 > 0:34:23Do you want to sit down?

0:34:26 > 0:34:30- So, did last night go well? - Yeah, it was bubbling. - You had a good time, then?

0:34:30 > 0:34:32Yeah, man, defo. It was heavy, it was heavy.

0:34:32 > 0:34:36- I bet you were well happy. - Yeah, man. Yeah.

0:34:44 > 0:34:48Well, anyway, we better get off cos Bianca did say three.

0:34:48 > 0:34:52Oh. So, you going to get the third degree, then, yeah?

0:34:52 > 0:34:54- I had that yesterday.- Oh.

0:34:54 > 0:34:57- We were just going to, erm... - Tea with the kids.

0:34:57 > 0:34:59Tiff and Morgan?

0:34:59 > 0:35:04Oh, man, they are going to eat you up and spit you out, man. Good luck.

0:35:10 > 0:35:12- All right?- All right.

0:35:18 > 0:35:20Cheer up, mate.

0:35:22 > 0:35:23I'm all right, man.

0:35:26 > 0:35:29- Must be tough, eh? - It's OK, man. It's OK.

0:35:29 > 0:35:35You know, it's a big day. Whit's showing him off to the family.

0:35:35 > 0:35:38- Oh, yeah?- Yeah. You know, kind of makes them...

0:35:38 > 0:35:40- Like an item.- Yeah.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43Like... Like family.

0:35:43 > 0:35:45That's important, isn't it?

0:35:56 > 0:36:00Aye, aye. Thought you were playing daddies today?

0:36:00 > 0:36:02No, in a bit. I might even pick her up tomorrow.

0:36:02 > 0:36:06- Slam the door in your face, did she? - No, nothing like that.

0:36:06 > 0:36:10Yeah. Yes, she did. I'm telling you, they're having a laugh.

0:36:10 > 0:36:13- They're showing you who's boss. - Jack! Jack!

0:36:13 > 0:36:16- This should be interesting. - Thought you'd forgotten.

0:36:16 > 0:36:20I'm so sorry. It's my fault. I thought we'd be back ages ago.

0:36:20 > 0:36:23- It's all right, it's all right. - Only a wasted afternoon.

0:36:23 > 0:36:27- No. Still got an hour, ain't we, sweetheart?- Jack, I'm sorry, OK?

0:36:27 > 0:36:30It's all right. Say goodbye.

0:36:30 > 0:36:33- Bye, gorgeous! Bye, baby! - Bye.- Have fun!

0:36:35 > 0:36:36He's too soft.

0:36:38 > 0:36:40He's a good dad.

0:36:40 > 0:36:41Dads should be strong.

0:36:44 > 0:36:45See you.

0:36:45 > 0:36:50Will you just relax? I said everything I needed to say yesterday.

0:36:53 > 0:36:56- Pancakes!- Pancakes! - Yay! Pancakes!

0:36:56 > 0:36:59- I'm not making pancakes.- Miss said everyone had to make pancakes today.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02- Well, Miss can come and make them herself.- B!

0:37:02 > 0:37:05- Nana Pat made them last year. - Yeah, when you were in prison.

0:37:07 > 0:37:10All right. Well, I'll go and buy a box of mix.

0:37:10 > 0:37:13I can make pancakes.

0:37:13 > 0:37:15Yeah, don't need no mix. Eggs, flour, bit of milk.

0:37:15 > 0:37:17Old man's speciality.

0:37:17 > 0:37:20- What's he doing here? - He's come to...- Make pancakes.

0:37:20 > 0:37:22Yeah! Isn't that nice of him?

0:37:22 > 0:37:25- Where's Fatboy? - Well, she dumped him, didn't she?

0:37:25 > 0:37:27Now, they're in love!

0:37:27 > 0:37:29THEY RETCH

0:37:29 > 0:37:31THEY LAUGH

0:37:31 > 0:37:34Now, look, if you're going to do the business properly on your own,

0:37:34 > 0:37:37you've got to know your product.

0:37:37 > 0:37:40It looks all right. Nice and clear.

0:37:40 > 0:37:44Whoa, bit of the good stuff, that.

0:37:44 > 0:37:47- It's all right, isn't it? - Nothing wrong with that.

0:37:50 > 0:37:51Time to man up.

0:37:51 > 0:37:57- Come on, you've got to make a call. - Oh, I don't know, sweetheart. I mean, Derek's a Branning...

0:37:57 > 0:38:00Derek is nothing! He's nothing. He's all mouth and no trousers.

0:38:00 > 0:38:04- He is making a packet off of you whilst you do all the hard work. - Yes, I know but...

0:38:04 > 0:38:06Never mind the buts, OK?

0:38:06 > 0:38:10He is creaming off the profits, whilst you take all the risks,

0:38:10 > 0:38:14whilst you do all the hard work. I bet he didn't unload no crates, did he?

0:38:14 > 0:38:18If it all goes wrong, he'll disappear and who'll get done?

0:38:18 > 0:38:21- You are.- You didn't see the bloke who was delivering the stuff, Rox.

0:38:21 > 0:38:23Looked a right psycho, didn't he, Alfie?

0:38:23 > 0:38:29- You're scared of your own shadows. - No. These are real, dead hard people. - Oh, whatever.

0:38:29 > 0:38:32- Have you blocked your number? - Course I have. Shut up!

0:38:39 > 0:38:41Straight to voicemail.

0:38:43 > 0:38:46It's all right, you needn't think I'm giving up.

0:38:46 > 0:38:50Thin is best for eating, but thick is best for tossing.

0:38:50 > 0:38:53- I want a go! I want a go! - Do a thick one first, then.

0:38:53 > 0:38:57- I'm going first.- No, I am! - Oi, you can both have a go.

0:38:57 > 0:39:0130p for a mingey little thing like that. Good job it's only once a year.

0:39:01 > 0:39:04- Right, stand back. Stand back. - Go on, then.- One, two, three!

0:39:04 > 0:39:07THEY CHEER

0:39:07 > 0:39:11- He's good, ain't he, Mum? - Yes, he's a very good pancake maker.

0:39:11 > 0:39:14- Right, my turn. Give us a go. - Mum!- I want a go.

0:39:14 > 0:39:17Out the way, you kids, it's my go, Whitney.

0:39:17 > 0:39:20Wa-hay! Wa-hay!

0:39:20 > 0:39:21You must have something to hide

0:39:21 > 0:39:24if you won't tell us the name of this here Snugglepuss.

0:39:24 > 0:39:27Why should I? You're not my mother, Dorothy.

0:39:27 > 0:39:30Don't you "Dorothy" me. You're a guest in a Christian household

0:39:30 > 0:39:33- and you will respect my wishes. - So rude.

0:39:33 > 0:39:36You're very stubborn and foolish, Rose Elizabeth.

0:39:36 > 0:39:41- I'm not listening! - Are you going to tell us who he is?

0:39:41 > 0:39:45Actually, no, I'm not.

0:39:45 > 0:39:49- (Look in her bag.)- I will not!

0:39:49 > 0:39:54- Pass it over here. Give it to me. - You see, one goes astray and the rest of us follow,

0:39:54 > 0:39:58like sheep. We have all gone astray.

0:40:03 > 0:40:07- Jean, you seen Alfie?- He's in the barrel store sorting a delivery.

0:40:07 > 0:40:10Alfie's here. How are you, buddy? Jean, sort Billy out a whiskey.

0:40:10 > 0:40:13- I think he's earned it.- I wish I knew what you two were up to.

0:40:13 > 0:40:18- It's nothing. What is it? - No, it's all right, don't worry. - Come on. What is it?

0:40:18 > 0:40:20- Well, it's Amira. Well, it's me and Amira.- You and Amira?

0:40:20 > 0:40:25- Cat and the cream.- I thought I'd introduce her to the family, starting with you.

0:40:25 > 0:40:29- Oh, that's nice! - Why? He knows her already, don't he?

0:40:29 > 0:40:33- He means properly.- Not now, obviously, with Kat away. - That's fine.

0:40:33 > 0:40:37It's just what you need. It's just what the doctor ordered. I'll cook a nice dinner.

0:40:37 > 0:40:40- I only meant a drink. - No, a proper sit-down, nice dinner.

0:40:40 > 0:40:44- Well, I'll have to call... - One of my roasts. They're famous.

0:40:44 > 0:40:48- That might be... - You know it has to be "Alhal" meat. You can't give them pork and that.

0:40:48 > 0:40:50I'm not an idiot, Billy. You give her a call.

0:40:50 > 0:40:54I'll go down to the butchers cos it needs to be in the oven now to slow roast. Eight?

0:40:54 > 0:40:58- 7.30?- No, make it eight. I need to get Shenice to bed.- Eight, it is!

0:40:58 > 0:41:01Sorry, I only meant a drink. You know what she's like with her ideas.

0:41:01 > 0:41:05No, no, no, she does that. Actually, I think dinner tonight...

0:41:05 > 0:41:08Yeah, job on. Yeah, sounds nice, that.

0:41:13 > 0:41:15Derek, stop turning the place over.

0:41:15 > 0:41:20- You're not going to find the phone, we've looked. - It's got to be here somewhere.

0:41:28 > 0:41:31Amy get safely back with her mother, did she?

0:41:31 > 0:41:33Roxy's working. She's with Shirley.

0:41:33 > 0:41:36It's pillar to post for that poor little girl, isn't it?

0:41:36 > 0:41:40Del, don't start, all right? Cos I'm finding all this family stuff a bit odd,

0:41:40 > 0:41:41coming from you.

0:41:48 > 0:41:52I'm coming on too strong, ain't I?

0:41:52 > 0:41:56I'm sorry. It's only that you're my little brother and all I want to do is...

0:42:02 > 0:42:05Get your coat on. I want to show you something.

0:42:05 > 0:42:07What? Derek, I've just got in.

0:42:07 > 0:42:11Get you coat on. Come on, do as you're told.

0:42:11 > 0:42:13HE SIGHS

0:42:16 > 0:42:19What's the matter with you? Someone scare you?

0:42:19 > 0:42:22If you ever hear me talking about having a kid, kill me.

0:42:22 > 0:42:23Can I get a pint, please?

0:42:23 > 0:42:28- You got a new bird?- Whit, yeah. - Anthony and Amira are coming for dinner. You two should come.

0:42:28 > 0:42:30I don't know. Me and Anthony ain't getting on.

0:42:30 > 0:42:33Then, this is your chance to make peace.

0:42:33 > 0:42:37You do not want to miss the world famous Jean's Pan Asian Roast.

0:42:37 > 0:42:39Once in a lifetime, young man.

0:42:39 > 0:42:43- Scotch, no ice.- Here, Mikey, you're a Moon with a new bird.

0:42:43 > 0:42:47We're having a family get-together, tonight, if you fancy.

0:42:47 > 0:42:51Alfie, Anthony and Amira, Tyler and Whitney and you and me.

0:42:51 > 0:42:53That's a full table already.

0:42:53 > 0:42:57- You've already invited everyone else. We're an afterthought? - So, you won't be coming?

0:42:57 > 0:43:01- No, you're all right, Jean. - No, we'll be there.

0:43:01 > 0:43:05It sounds like you're going to have a really good night tonight and I wish I was coming.

0:43:08 > 0:43:11Hey, what's the problem?

0:43:11 > 0:43:14- Janine.- Right.

0:43:19 > 0:43:22- Oh, go on. It'll do her good. - You leave him alone.

0:43:22 > 0:43:25He's come round here for his dinner, not to be pushed around.

0:43:25 > 0:43:28- That all right, Arthur? - It's dynamite, Mrs B.

0:43:28 > 0:43:32She can always say no. It could be your good deed for the day.

0:43:34 > 0:43:37All right. Well, I suppose so.

0:43:37 > 0:43:44Rose! I'm going to the Queen Vic. You don't want to come, do you?

0:43:44 > 0:43:47How could she refuse such a gracious request?

0:43:47 > 0:43:49Go and ask her properly. Nicely.

0:43:52 > 0:43:58I hope you ain't getting her out the house so you can go on with your poking and prying.

0:43:58 > 0:44:01I'll do her bedroom.

0:44:01 > 0:44:03Under protest.

0:44:09 > 0:44:13- You see that little girl over there? The one with the furry collar?- Yeah.

0:44:15 > 0:44:17She...

0:44:20 > 0:44:23She's my daughter.

0:44:23 > 0:44:27- My kid. Chrissy.- You having a laugh?

0:44:27 > 0:44:29Derek?

0:44:31 > 0:44:34- Why weren't we told about this? - What's there to tell?

0:44:34 > 0:44:39I could go over there now and she wouldn't know me from Adam.

0:44:39 > 0:44:41That's what could happen to you and Amy, Jack,

0:44:41 > 0:44:43if you don't do something fast.

0:44:43 > 0:44:46I trusted her mother and she froze me out.

0:44:46 > 0:44:51She never brought her to see me when I was inside once. Not once.

0:44:53 > 0:44:56That's why I come here and...

0:45:14 > 0:45:16Well, now, Arthur.

0:45:16 > 0:45:18Last night wasn't a disaster,

0:45:18 > 0:45:22- despite the fact that you and your pals organised it. - Yeah, it was popping off.

0:45:22 > 0:45:28- I heard the drinks were one step away from antifreeze. - Two steps. Same deal next week?

0:45:28 > 0:45:30- What? Manic Mondays? - Yeah, make it a regular thing.

0:45:30 > 0:45:34- Yeah, all right. That sounds heavy. - I went to work this morning,

0:45:34 > 0:45:37there was sick all over the streets. Revolting.

0:45:37 > 0:45:40Oh, well, what can I say? It's a sick society.

0:45:42 > 0:45:46Did I just hear that right? I got a regular gig! Ha-ha-ha!

0:45:46 > 0:45:49- Let's do this!- Fandabidozi!

0:45:53 > 0:45:57Cora! Cora! If I'm going to search her bedroom,

0:45:57 > 0:46:00I need someone on the door keeping cavey.

0:46:00 > 0:46:03- I've only just started in here. - Well, I'll slide the bolt.

0:46:06 > 0:46:09What you going to do when she comes back and finds it bolted?

0:46:09 > 0:46:12- Well, I'll say I heard someone in the garden.- Good, good.

0:46:12 > 0:46:16Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practise to deceive.

0:46:16 > 0:46:19- Get on with it, girl!- All right.

0:46:19 > 0:46:24- Ta-da!- Wow, good girl! Look at this!

0:46:24 > 0:46:30- I hope it'll be all right. - Yes, it's a proper bit of lamb, this. It's halal, by the way.

0:46:30 > 0:46:36Right. First for Miss Whitney. Let's get some on there like that.

0:46:36 > 0:46:39- Oh, thanks, Alfie. - A few little spuds, as well.

0:46:39 > 0:46:43- Oh, look at that, eh? How's that? - Oh, well, the proof of the pudding and all that.

0:46:43 > 0:46:49What you talking about? You're the best cook in London, darling. Make no mistake.

0:46:49 > 0:46:52And now for the delectable Amira. Here we go. Let's get some spuds.

0:46:52 > 0:46:56Oh, no, thank you. That's way too much. Just half of that and no potatoes.

0:46:56 > 0:47:00- You're joking?- We were always told it was manners not to make a fuss.

0:47:00 > 0:47:03- Since when did you know anything about manners?- Behave.

0:47:03 > 0:47:06- What about the fat? - Oh, no. Thank you.

0:47:06 > 0:47:10My princess has got the appetite of a little bird.

0:47:10 > 0:47:13Hey! You all right, Rox? Everything all right downstairs?

0:47:13 > 0:47:16Fine. Patrick's just turned up for his shift. That all right?

0:47:16 > 0:47:19- Yeah. Fancy coming up and joining us?- Really?

0:47:19 > 0:47:22- Want a drink? - Yeah, I don't see why not.

0:47:22 > 0:47:24- Tracey can manage without me, can't she?- Lovely.

0:47:24 > 0:47:26Right, spuds for you, Janine?

0:47:26 > 0:47:29No, not for me. Cholesterol and hips and all that.

0:47:29 > 0:47:33- What is it with you women? This is great food. - It's just about moderation.

0:47:33 > 0:47:35It's just about having no life.

0:47:35 > 0:47:39- That's a nice necklace, Amira. Did you get it out of a cracker? - It was a gift.

0:47:39 > 0:47:43- From herself to herself.- No, it was actually from a really good...

0:47:43 > 0:47:46Jean, this food is lovely. Let's get it on the plates, Alfie!

0:47:46 > 0:47:49- Remember your manners, mate. - I'm starving here, ain't I?

0:47:49 > 0:47:54Tell you what, why don't we just get for the Moon family one big trough?

0:47:54 > 0:47:59OK. Right, who doesn't want spuds? Put your hands up.

0:47:59 > 0:48:04- Why didn't you tell us?- Oh, I don't know. Ashamed, I suppose.

0:48:04 > 0:48:07I look at the relationships that you and Max have got with your kids.

0:48:07 > 0:48:09Yeah, of sorts.

0:48:09 > 0:48:11At least they know who their dads are.

0:48:11 > 0:48:13I suppose you're right.

0:48:13 > 0:48:16But listen, it ain't too late for you and Chrissy.

0:48:16 > 0:48:20She's had enough upset in her little life.

0:48:20 > 0:48:24Enough let downs. Wouldn't be fair.

0:48:27 > 0:48:30That's why I get so upset about you and Amy, I suppose.

0:48:33 > 0:48:34What a mess.

0:48:36 > 0:48:39It don't have to be, Jack.

0:48:39 > 0:48:42You don't have to go through this on your own. You've got me here.

0:48:42 > 0:48:45I'll always have your back.

0:48:45 > 0:48:47Always.

0:48:54 > 0:48:57Hey, Rose, when I finish, I'll walk you home.

0:48:57 > 0:49:00- We're going to go get some chips if you're up for it?- Yeah, man.

0:49:00 > 0:49:03I'll have a bottle a rum to wash them down, too.

0:49:03 > 0:49:05Rum and chips. How exotic!

0:49:05 > 0:49:10Don't worry, old girl, we know how to treat a lady.

0:49:10 > 0:49:13- Quiet in here tonight, isn't it? - Not upstairs, it isn't.

0:49:13 > 0:49:16Oi. Derek's got a message.

0:49:16 > 0:49:19Well, it's winding down upstairs now. Nearly over.

0:49:19 > 0:49:23- What?- Derek's got a message. - What?- Roxy, that's phone hacking!

0:49:23 > 0:49:25Stop it!

0:49:25 > 0:49:29MESSAGE: 'Derek. It's Tone. My driver left half the order at the warehouse.

0:49:29 > 0:49:33'Can't get the staff. We'll get it to you tomorrow at one. Any probs, give us a bell.'

0:49:36 > 0:49:39What a result! Half the order!

0:49:39 > 0:49:41It's half the order! Now, all we've got to do is...

0:49:41 > 0:49:44- Don't do that!- What you doing? Rox!

0:49:44 > 0:49:46- I've deleted it.- Oh, brilliant(!)

0:49:46 > 0:49:49We don't need to bother Derek with the details, do we?

0:49:49 > 0:49:52We will just take the stuff off their hands

0:49:52 > 0:49:55and explain to the very nice man that he's dealing with us now.

0:49:55 > 0:49:58And it'll be, "Derek? Derek who?"

0:50:08 > 0:50:12- Erm, aren't you forgetting someone? - Amira, you haven't had one. - Thank you.

0:50:12 > 0:50:17OK, as lovely as this has been, some of us have got to be up

0:50:17 > 0:50:19bright and early for breakfast meetings.

0:50:19 > 0:50:23I miss early mornings. Models booking beauty treatments before shooting,

0:50:23 > 0:50:28- the car picking me up at dawn. - It's all worth it for the joy of being a mum, isn't it?

0:50:28 > 0:50:31- And not being a slave to the pay packet has its consolations.- Yeah.

0:50:31 > 0:50:37If only I could think of some. Not that I don't love working here cos I do.

0:50:37 > 0:50:42- If you can afford a necklace like that, you don't have to worry about pay packets.- I wish. It was a gift.

0:50:42 > 0:50:46You're making out he gave it to you? You trying to make my girlfriend jealous?

0:50:46 > 0:50:49Tell you what, why don't we retire to the kitchen?

0:50:49 > 0:50:52Do the washing up, leave the ladies here to gossip. Come on, let's go.

0:51:00 > 0:51:03Andy? It's me. You up for a meet?

0:51:05 > 0:51:07Yeah, that little job I mentioned.

0:51:07 > 0:51:12All right, where are you? Right, stay there. I'll be five minutes.

0:51:17 > 0:51:19That necklace was our stock, half mine.

0:51:19 > 0:51:23- He's told me she bought it off him, but he's given it to her. - Leave it!- No, you lied!

0:51:23 > 0:51:27Only way you could get her to look at you? She's a gold digger.

0:51:27 > 0:51:31- You're a liar.- Enough! You take Amira home, you do the clearing up. - No, I'm sick...!

0:51:31 > 0:51:37Woah, come on, now! Let's not end another perfect evening with another Moon dust up.

0:51:37 > 0:51:40- Relax, now.- Right, you - take Amira home.

0:51:40 > 0:51:41Move on, let it go.

0:51:48 > 0:51:52- Just make sure she gets the message. - Which is?

0:51:52 > 0:51:55The kid's a Branning and it belongs with its father.

0:52:11 > 0:52:15- What, you doing it for free?- I just don't want to end up back inside

0:52:15 > 0:52:17before they've even swept out my cell.

0:52:19 > 0:52:23I'll think about it. I'll let you know.

0:52:27 > 0:52:31I've been waiting for this moment all evening.

0:52:42 > 0:52:45- Er, Anthony, no. I'm sorry, no. - What's wrong?

0:52:45 > 0:52:48- You know I want to.- Then, why not? - It means so much to me.

0:52:48 > 0:52:50It means the world to me, too.

0:52:51 > 0:52:57- But to me, Anthony. To me, in my position...- I know.

0:52:57 > 0:53:00I'm sorry.

0:53:03 > 0:53:05Your family and mine, we're just so different.

0:53:09 > 0:53:11Look, tonight was a mistake.

0:53:11 > 0:53:17- I should've never taken you. - It's not tonight. It's not just your family. It's everything.

0:53:17 > 0:53:19We're just so different.

0:53:21 > 0:53:24Are you finishing with me? Cos that'd be mad.

0:53:24 > 0:53:27- We haven't even got started yet. - No, no.

0:53:29 > 0:53:33It's not that. I just... I like you. I like hanging out with you but...

0:53:35 > 0:53:38..what we have is so difficult.

0:53:39 > 0:53:41I just don't want it to go wrong.

0:53:41 > 0:53:44And it won't. I promise.

0:53:51 > 0:53:52Not here, babe.

0:53:53 > 0:53:57Not now.

0:54:02 > 0:54:06You are terrible! You are terrible! I'm telling you.

0:54:06 > 0:54:08I didn't even know you could drink that much!

0:54:08 > 0:54:12THEY GIGGLE

0:54:12 > 0:54:17Oh! Oh! They're here. Here they are.

0:54:17 > 0:54:21What are you looking so po-faced about?

0:54:21 > 0:54:24My letters! You've been rummaging through my drawers,

0:54:24 > 0:54:27you naughty, chapel-going person, you.

0:54:27 > 0:54:30I ain't chapel, I'm church. Look at the state of her!

0:54:30 > 0:54:33We were vacuuming and the nozzle knocked the top off your shoe box.

0:54:33 > 0:54:36You're a fibber!

0:54:36 > 0:54:40Look at that nose! Longer, longer, longer.

0:54:40 > 0:54:44- How much has she had, Patrick? - I think you better be going.

0:54:44 > 0:54:47- I think so, I think so. - Colin Bredell.

0:54:47 > 0:54:51- Who?- Colin Bredell! - Your Mr Snugglepuss.

0:54:51 > 0:54:55Now, we know why you didn't want to tell us his real name.

0:54:55 > 0:54:57So, you got me bang to rights!

0:54:57 > 0:55:02My darling Snugglepuss is serving a life sentence in prison.

0:55:02 > 0:55:06She's given her heart to a cold-blooded murderer.

0:55:06 > 0:55:08He's never said why he's in that awful place.

0:55:08 > 0:55:12He's serving life! What else could he have done?

0:55:12 > 0:55:14Hardly pinched a pint of milk off a doorstep.

0:55:47 > 0:55:50D'you know what? Spring's coming, I can feel it...

0:55:50 > 0:55:53Leave it out, it's freezing...

0:55:53 > 0:55:56Max will kill you if he catches you sneaking behind his back with Abi.

0:55:56 > 0:55:59Not if he don't find out, he won't.

0:56:04 > 0:56:05See?

0:56:05 > 0:56:08You've been reading too many wedding magazines.

0:56:08 > 0:56:10Love is in the air, I'm telling you.

0:56:10 > 0:56:12You made the right choice.

0:56:12 > 0:56:14So, not running booze around town today?

0:56:14 > 0:56:19No. I'm getting the blame for a couple of cases not getting delivered to you, yesterday.

0:56:19 > 0:56:21Oh, yeah?

0:56:22 > 0:56:26First I've heard of it. When was I supposed to get 'em?

0:56:26 > 0:56:28Dunno. I've told them to sling their hook.

0:56:28 > 0:56:30Amateurs.

0:56:30 > 0:56:31Here she comes.

0:56:44 > 0:56:47Right. Hope this pays the rent.

0:56:49 > 0:56:52And don't forget, nothing in front of the little girl, yeah?

0:57:09 > 0:57:13- Abs, get a move on, will you? Your mum'll kill you if you're late. - Yeah, I'm ready now.

0:57:16 > 0:57:20Right, the delivery is on for lunch time. You still up for it, yeah?

0:57:20 > 0:57:21Absolutely!

0:57:21 > 0:57:22OK, good.

0:57:23 > 0:57:25Billy, you up for it?

0:57:25 > 0:57:26What if Derek shows up?

0:57:26 > 0:57:30He won't. Anyway, I'm the one that's actually taking the delivery.

0:57:30 > 0:57:33All you have to do is be ready to bring the booze back here. Simple.

0:57:35 > 0:57:36Huh?

0:57:36 > 0:57:37Yeah.

0:57:37 > 0:57:39Right.

0:57:39 > 0:57:43- I just had to unload the truck on my own.- I did the last one on my own. I'm having a day off.

0:57:43 > 0:57:45You can't.

0:57:45 > 0:57:47- Watch me.- What are you doing? - Checking my e-mails.

0:57:47 > 0:57:51- Buying more expensive jewellery for your princess?- No! - Hotel reservations!

0:57:51 > 0:57:54I want to book a room for me and Amira.

0:57:54 > 0:57:58She turned her nose up at this place? That's what this is about!

0:57:58 > 0:58:00No, I want to treat her, and I want some privacy.

0:58:00 > 0:58:05I don't know who's the bigger mug - you for forking out on a hotel, or me for doing all the work to buy it!

0:58:11 > 0:58:14Yeah! Sorry, Rose -

0:58:14 > 0:58:17you need to be a lot smarter to get one over a razor-sharp man like me!

0:58:17 > 0:58:22Arthur's going to the supermarket for me. Does anybody need anything?

0:58:22 > 0:58:23A man.

0:58:23 > 0:58:26Oh, Rose, do you have to be so...carnal?

0:58:26 > 0:58:28If it's on the cards, yeah.

0:58:28 > 0:58:31- You already got a man - Snugglepuss! - Yeah, but he's in prison.

0:58:31 > 0:58:34And he don't know what I'm up to out here, does he?

0:58:34 > 0:58:38Just as well he's inside, considering those letters you wrote him.

0:58:38 > 0:58:41He must be pacing up and down in his cell, desperate for a response.

0:58:41 > 0:58:45Well, he's a lucky man. I'm about to satisfy his desires.

0:58:45 > 0:58:48Where's the writing paper, Dot?

0:58:48 > 0:58:51No good will come from corresponding with a hardened criminal.

0:58:51 > 0:58:53That's what I told her.

0:58:53 > 0:58:56- She's making a fool of herself. - It's only a bit of harmless fun.

0:58:56 > 0:58:59Stoking the desires of a convicted murderer.

0:58:59 > 0:59:02You're playing with fire, you mark my words!

0:59:17 > 0:59:19Hi, do you want to just stick them down there.

0:59:19 > 0:59:20I'm just opening up, yeah?

0:59:36 > 0:59:37- Cheers.- Cheers, see you later.

0:59:58 > 0:59:59"Every night I lay awake..."

0:59:59 > 1:00:00Porridge...

1:00:00 > 1:00:03"..knowing that you are in your lonely cell..."

1:00:03 > 1:00:04Semolina...

1:00:04 > 1:00:06"..thinking of me..."

1:00:06 > 1:00:07Pearl barley...

1:00:07 > 1:00:09"My whole body aches..."

1:00:09 > 1:00:10Soap powder...

1:00:10 > 1:00:14"..imagining what it would be like if we could be together in each other's arms..."

1:00:14 > 1:00:19- Disinfectant...- "Feeling your skin against mine..."

1:00:19 > 1:00:22- That is enough!- "Yours for ever...

1:00:23 > 1:00:26"..Fluffles."

1:00:26 > 1:00:30I will not have this shameful wickedness in my house!

1:00:30 > 1:00:32Come on, I'll buy you a drink.

1:00:32 > 1:00:36Any more of this behaviour and you're out. Do you understand me?

1:00:36 > 1:00:40- Have you got a stamp?- No, I do not! - Come on, before you're homeless.

1:00:40 > 1:00:43Right, is that everything on the list, Mrs B?

1:00:43 > 1:00:46Yes, thank you, Arthur. Everything on the list.

1:00:46 > 1:00:51Oh, Arthur, you couldn't post this for me, could you, darling?

1:00:51 > 1:00:53Do what you like.

1:00:53 > 1:00:55Ta. Thanks...

1:00:55 > 1:00:57- All right. - There is one more thing I need.

1:00:57 > 1:01:00Get that pen and paper.

1:01:01 > 1:01:05We shall have to help the Lord with his work.

1:01:06 > 1:01:07Now, write.

1:01:07 > 1:01:08Dear...

1:01:08 > 1:01:10What's his name?

1:01:10 > 1:01:11Snugglepuss?

1:01:11 > 1:01:13Dear Sir.

1:01:13 > 1:01:14OK.

1:01:14 > 1:01:18Oi, we are like the Bonnie and Clyde of dodgy vodka.

1:01:18 > 1:01:22- Who am I, then? - The other one. We'd look great in that clobber, wouldn't we?- Yes!

1:01:22 > 1:01:24Bonnie and Clyde's gang all got shot, didn't they?

1:01:24 > 1:01:27Yeah... We'll be all right as long as we're careful.

1:01:27 > 1:01:29When Derek finds out he's been ripped off...

1:01:29 > 1:01:32We just keep our heads down, and keep schtum.

1:01:32 > 1:01:34Why don't we just sell it on the cheap?

1:01:34 > 1:01:36- My mate Dan will take it off our hands.- No, no, no!

1:01:36 > 1:01:40Half the fun is making Derek pay for his own booze. I can't wait!

1:01:40 > 1:01:45Not with that grin on your face! I'll put the kettle on and we'll start steaming these labels off.

1:01:45 > 1:01:48I've gotta get back to work. Janine'll be looking for me.

1:01:48 > 1:01:49It's only a half hour.

1:01:49 > 1:01:52You two are being so cautious, come on!

1:01:52 > 1:01:56- We want to get away with this in one piece! I'm going to start steaming. OK, Bonnie?- Yes, Clyde.

1:01:56 > 1:01:58- Right.- Come on.

1:02:00 > 1:02:03Now, where was I?

1:02:03 > 1:02:07"As much as I..." No, no.

1:02:07 > 1:02:11So... "Although I enjoyed our corresponding..."

1:02:11 > 1:02:13Yep.

1:02:13 > 1:02:17"..now is the time to concentrate

1:02:17 > 1:02:21"on the path of repentance instead."

1:02:21 > 1:02:24That's a bit harsh. He needs something to take his mind off doing time.

1:02:24 > 1:02:28"So I urge you to put aside

1:02:28 > 1:02:32"all temptations of the flesh...

1:02:32 > 1:02:36"both in word and in deed...

1:02:39 > 1:02:44"For, as the Bible says, 'When lust hath conceived,

1:02:44 > 1:02:47"it bringeth forth sin,

1:02:47 > 1:02:51" 'and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death.' "

1:02:53 > 1:02:56That's James Chapter One, Verse 15.

1:02:56 > 1:02:58Mrs B, you can't say that!

1:02:58 > 1:03:02- Why not?- This is some big heavy trip you're putting on the guy.

1:03:03 > 1:03:05Well, it's for his own good.

1:03:06 > 1:03:10"So, I wish you the very best of luck with your repenting.

1:03:11 > 1:03:13"Yours faithfully...

1:03:14 > 1:03:17"..Rose Elizabeth Taylor."

1:03:18 > 1:03:22I wonder if she's gone and used the name Cotton.

1:03:23 > 1:03:26Rose Elizabeth Cotton.

1:03:26 > 1:03:29Don't she go by the name of Fluffles?

1:03:29 > 1:03:30Not no more she don't!

1:03:30 > 1:03:33This nonsense ends now.

1:03:34 > 1:03:37It's only me! I've got to go into work.

1:03:37 > 1:03:40Janine wants me to clean out one of her investments.

1:03:40 > 1:03:41Her what?

1:03:41 > 1:03:42Investments.

1:03:42 > 1:03:44Oh.

1:03:44 > 1:03:46Have you posted my letter yet?

1:03:46 > 1:03:48He's on his way.

1:03:48 > 1:03:50- I'm on my way.- Good boy.

1:03:51 > 1:03:53Hello. What can I get you?

1:03:53 > 1:03:57Nothing, thanks. Can I use your phone?

1:03:57 > 1:04:00I can't get this new mobile to work.

1:04:01 > 1:04:02Yep, you can.

1:04:04 > 1:04:05Here you go.

1:04:05 > 1:04:09I suppose that happens when you start getting old, don't it?

1:04:09 > 1:04:13- Don't worry about me - I'm in great shape. It's yourself you've got to worry about.- Meaning?

1:04:13 > 1:04:19Well, there's a lot of bugs around - working with the public, you're exposed to them all.

1:04:19 > 1:04:20- Yeah...- Rox, come here!

1:04:20 > 1:04:22What?!

1:04:22 > 1:04:24- What are you winding him up for? - It's funny.

1:04:24 > 1:04:25You're a bad influence.

1:04:25 > 1:04:28- You love it.- Will you help Billy steam those labels off? Go, go!

1:04:28 > 1:04:30- Oh, Alfie!- Go, go.

1:04:32 > 1:04:35Andy, what's the delay, mate?

1:04:35 > 1:04:38You know, she's in the Vic, giving it the large?

1:04:38 > 1:04:42Listen, I'll phone you later. Just get the job done, yeah?!

1:04:42 > 1:04:45I need you to give our house a really good clean.

1:04:45 > 1:04:46I'm sorry, I haven't got time.

1:04:46 > 1:04:50But only someone with your experience could do this job.

1:04:50 > 1:04:51Alfie, have you seen Billy?

1:04:51 > 1:04:54Well, I've heard I'm still due a few cases.

1:04:55 > 1:04:57When? What delivery?

1:04:57 > 1:05:00Love! How about you do it for love?

1:05:01 > 1:05:06- Love?- Yeah, I mean, you know what it's like to be happy and in love.

1:05:06 > 1:05:11I mean, I want me and Amira to be as happy as you and Andrew.

1:05:11 > 1:05:14Oh, OK, then. For love. But if Janine calls, I'll have to go.

1:05:14 > 1:05:16Thank you. You're a lifesaver!

1:05:16 > 1:05:20The club's shut, you muppet! How could I take another delivery?

1:05:25 > 1:05:29Alfie, you ain't had anyone in here offering you booze, have you?

1:05:29 > 1:05:32No. No, Derek we normally do it the other way round, you know...

1:05:34 > 1:05:36I'll see you later.

1:05:36 > 1:05:37Yeah, see you later.

1:05:42 > 1:05:44You're such a downer head - what's wrong?

1:05:44 > 1:05:46I'm meant to be getting an injection today.

1:05:46 > 1:05:47What for?

1:05:47 > 1:05:49HPV.

1:05:49 > 1:05:52I had that years ago. There's nothing to it. You scared of needles?

1:05:52 > 1:05:53It's not the needle!

1:05:53 > 1:05:56So you and Jay are actually going to do it, at last!

1:05:56 > 1:05:59No! But that's exactly what my Dad'll think

1:05:59 > 1:06:01if I ask him to sign the consent form.

1:06:01 > 1:06:05So, this is about your signature?! Have you got the form?

1:06:05 > 1:06:07Yeah, why?

1:06:07 > 1:06:10Because I am an expert at forging signatures.

1:06:10 > 1:06:12What's your dad's signature like?

1:06:12 > 1:06:15Well, er, he signs my homework diary.

1:06:20 > 1:06:23Look, it's not a cheque for a million quid, yeah?

1:06:23 > 1:06:27It's a signature to stop you from getting cervical cancer, OK?

1:06:28 > 1:06:31Now cheer up, will you? Stop being so miserable.

1:06:32 > 1:06:34Give it back! Give me back my nose!

1:06:34 > 1:06:39Give me back my nose! Thank you! I got it, you cheeky monkey!

1:06:50 > 1:06:52Why is she still walking about?!

1:06:52 > 1:06:53I can't get her on her own.

1:06:53 > 1:06:55Just be patient.

1:06:57 > 1:06:59It's a cute kid, eh?

1:07:00 > 1:07:02Yeah.

1:07:03 > 1:07:06Do you know what? Forget it, job's off.

1:07:07 > 1:07:09Do I have to give you the cash back?

1:07:14 > 1:07:16No, I've got another job for you.

1:07:16 > 1:07:19That vodka you left in the warehouse yesterday.

1:07:19 > 1:07:23Well, apparently it's been re-delivered this morning.

1:07:23 > 1:07:26Now it's magically disappeared. I want to know who's got it.

1:07:26 > 1:07:28There's your culprit right there.

1:07:28 > 1:07:31I saw her hanging around outside the club, waiting for a van.

1:07:35 > 1:07:38Well, well, well! Never trust a Mitchell.

1:07:44 > 1:07:47Hi, Abi, have you got your form?

1:07:47 > 1:07:48- Yep.- Thank you.

1:08:03 > 1:08:05No need to be nervous, Abi.

1:08:05 > 1:08:09Oh, I'm fine, honestly. I'm not scared of needles or nothing.

1:08:10 > 1:08:13Just give me a minute...

1:08:25 > 1:08:27You are a miracle worker!

1:08:27 > 1:08:32It's just elbow grease and cleaning products. It ain't complicated.

1:08:32 > 1:08:36- We do try to keep it clean, but it gets messy so quickly. - Yeah, I know what you mean.

1:08:36 > 1:08:38Maybe you could do with some scented candles.

1:08:38 > 1:08:41Make it more romantic?

1:08:41 > 1:08:44No, to get rid of that chip-pan and sweaty socks smell.

1:08:44 > 1:08:46That's Tyler, that is.

1:08:48 > 1:08:50You two had a fall out?

1:08:50 > 1:08:53He's just been bang out of order, recently.

1:08:53 > 1:08:54Shame.

1:08:55 > 1:08:59- You two, you know, you should really make up. - You should talk to him, not me.

1:08:59 > 1:09:01Things can go on for far too long.

1:09:01 > 1:09:04Families, they can fall out for years over nothing.

1:09:04 > 1:09:06It's easier said than done, innit?

1:09:06 > 1:09:10You know, you've both got so much going for you.

1:09:11 > 1:09:13I mean, you're young,

1:09:13 > 1:09:16you've got yourselves two lovely ladies, both of you.

1:09:17 > 1:09:21That's the thing. I'd rather spend time with her than arguing with that muppet.

1:09:21 > 1:09:22She seems lovely.

1:09:22 > 1:09:25She is. She's beautiful. She's a goddess.

1:09:29 > 1:09:33Wow. You been spending more of my hard earned cash, have you?

1:09:33 > 1:09:36- I'd better go. Janine's going to kill me. - Thanks, Hev.- You're welcome.

1:09:36 > 1:09:38- You're a life-saver.- Bye. - See you later.- Bye.

1:09:38 > 1:09:40So, how much did that cost?

1:09:40 > 1:09:43She, um...did it as a favour, actually.

1:09:43 > 1:09:46Come to your senses over that whole hotel night thing, then?

1:09:46 > 1:09:49Maybe I hadn't thought it through properly.

1:09:53 > 1:09:56Yeah, well, maybe we've both been a bit...

1:09:56 > 1:09:58Distracted.

1:09:58 > 1:10:01Yeah, distracted.

1:10:01 > 1:10:03- It's women, ain't it?- Women.

1:10:04 > 1:10:07Look at you, all smiley and loved-up!

1:10:07 > 1:10:10Yeah, she's special, man. What about you and Amira?

1:10:10 > 1:10:12She for real?

1:10:12 > 1:10:16Yeah. I really do like her, Ty. But we're just taking it easy.

1:10:16 > 1:10:19We haven't, you know.

1:10:19 > 1:10:20Nor have me and Whit.

1:10:20 > 1:10:23- Then no wonder we're so uptight, eh?! - Tell me about it!

1:10:23 > 1:10:27But it's best not to rush, bruv. I learnt that from Whit.

1:10:27 > 1:10:30I don't want to put no pressure on her. That's how I mucked up before.

1:10:30 > 1:10:33Special ladies, special measures, right?

1:10:33 > 1:10:35I, um...

1:10:36 > 1:10:40I haven't actually cancelled that hotel reservation.

1:10:40 > 1:10:42I want you and Whit to have it, on me.

1:10:44 > 1:10:46Special measures, all that.

1:10:46 > 1:10:49Look, I appreciate it, man, but save your money.

1:10:49 > 1:10:53Come on. It can't be easy having Fatboy round the house.

1:10:53 > 1:10:55It'll help to get out for the night.

1:10:55 > 1:10:56Yeah, I suppose so...

1:10:56 > 1:10:59Look, at least ask Whit, all right?

1:11:00 > 1:11:03Yeah? See ya.

1:11:03 > 1:11:05- See you later.- See ya later.

1:11:13 > 1:11:15Cheers.

1:11:15 > 1:11:16Dad, what are you doing here?

1:11:16 > 1:11:18Can we have a minute alone?

1:11:25 > 1:11:28I had a call from the nurse.

1:11:28 > 1:11:29She said you were nervous.

1:11:29 > 1:11:33I felt like a bit of a numpty, cos I didn't know what she was talking about.

1:11:33 > 1:11:35Weird, considering I signed the form.

1:11:40 > 1:11:43Babe, I don't understand. Why didn't you just ask me?

1:11:45 > 1:11:47Abs, why didn't you just mention this to me or your mum?

1:11:47 > 1:11:51Would you want to talk to Mum about anything to do with cancer?

1:11:51 > 1:11:53Well, you could have just asked me.

1:11:53 > 1:11:57- Yeah, right. - Abs, I'm always around, all right? If you want to talk to me.

1:11:57 > 1:11:59What, about sexually transmitted viruses?!

1:12:00 > 1:12:02Point taken.

1:12:07 > 1:12:11Well, there's no time like the present, is there?

1:12:11 > 1:12:13So, does this mean that you're thinking about...

1:12:13 > 1:12:15This is exactly why I didn't ask you!

1:12:15 > 1:12:18- It's just a natural part of life, innit?- What is?

1:12:18 > 1:12:19- Sex.- Urgh!

1:12:20 > 1:12:22No, it's nice.

1:12:22 > 1:12:25- Oh, Dad!- It's nothing to be embarrassed about.- I'm embarrassed!

1:12:25 > 1:12:27When people love each other, like me and your mum...

1:12:27 > 1:12:30- I don't want this conversation! - You think I do?!

1:12:30 > 1:12:32This is so embarrassing!

1:12:34 > 1:12:36You've got to talk to someone about this.

1:12:36 > 1:12:37No, I really don't.

1:12:37 > 1:12:40- You really do. You're going to talk to your mum tonight.- No way.

1:12:40 > 1:12:42It's me or her. You choose.

1:12:46 > 1:12:49Stop being a wuss, will you? Get the injection.

1:12:55 > 1:12:57You all right, Derek?

1:12:57 > 1:12:58Hello.

1:12:58 > 1:13:02Now. Let me see.

1:13:02 > 1:13:03What do I fancy?

1:13:03 > 1:13:06Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?

1:13:06 > 1:13:10That is because property of mine went missing this morning,

1:13:10 > 1:13:11but now I know who stole it,

1:13:11 > 1:13:15and I've got a feeling I'm going to get it back real soon.

1:13:15 > 1:13:17I know, vodka!

1:13:17 > 1:13:20Six cases, please.

1:13:20 > 1:13:24- OK, listen, Derek...- Alfie, no! It's nothing to do with Alfie, OK?

1:13:24 > 1:13:27- So, it is to do with you?- Yeah.

1:13:27 > 1:13:29No.

1:13:30 > 1:13:34Someone just pulled up and they gave me a load of vodka. What can I say, Derek?

1:13:34 > 1:13:36You've got some front, blondie.

1:13:36 > 1:13:38I'll tell you what's going to happen.

1:13:38 > 1:13:41I'm gonna be waiting in the club.

1:13:41 > 1:13:44Do NOT make me come back and get it.

1:13:44 > 1:13:46You understand?

1:13:46 > 1:13:48Oi! Derek!

1:13:59 > 1:14:04Me and Ant are cool now. In fact, we're more than cool - he's done something amazing.

1:14:04 > 1:14:06He ain't cleaned the bathroom!

1:14:06 > 1:14:07Seriously.

1:14:07 > 1:14:08He's given us...

1:14:08 > 1:14:12Not that I've asked for it, but a present. We ain't got to take it.

1:14:12 > 1:14:15I'm easy either way, but it might be a waste...

1:14:15 > 1:14:17All right, spit it out!

1:14:17 > 1:14:21He's booked us a night in a posh hotel...

1:14:21 > 1:14:22tonight.

1:14:26 > 1:14:27So...

1:14:28 > 1:14:30Same room, same bed, then?

1:14:30 > 1:14:33Yeah, but like I say...

1:14:39 > 1:14:43- What we doing sitting here? Let's pack!- You'll come?- Unless you want to finish this coffee!

1:14:43 > 1:14:45- Absolutely not!- Well.

1:14:47 > 1:14:49ANTHONY CLEARS THROAT

1:14:51 > 1:14:53Thank you!

1:14:54 > 1:14:55Amira.

1:14:57 > 1:14:59What have you been up to?

1:14:59 > 1:15:02Just doing my good deed for the day.

1:15:03 > 1:15:05Oh, and who did their good deed in here?

1:15:05 > 1:15:06Well...me.

1:15:06 > 1:15:09I wanted this place to be spotless for you,

1:15:09 > 1:15:11so I have been working hard, you know.

1:15:11 > 1:15:14Plus, we've got the place to ourselves.

1:15:15 > 1:15:19Oh, OK, but the thing is, I can't stay long

1:15:19 > 1:15:22because Syed can only look after Yasmin for like an hour or so.

1:15:22 > 1:15:23Listen, this, er...

1:15:25 > 1:15:28This isn't about getting you by yourself, or trying things on.

1:15:29 > 1:15:31Good.

1:15:31 > 1:15:33Cos I don't want to rush things, all right?

1:15:33 > 1:15:36I don't want you to feel uncomfortable.

1:15:36 > 1:15:39Because you do... You mean a lot to me.

1:15:39 > 1:15:40You're special.

1:15:40 > 1:15:43From now on, I'm going to make sure that's how you feel.

1:15:43 > 1:15:46I'm going to give you everything you deserve, all right?

1:15:46 > 1:15:49Special measures.

1:15:59 > 1:16:01That's for being really sweet.

1:16:15 > 1:16:17She won't pull anything like that again.

1:16:19 > 1:16:22Well, that's that sorted, then.

1:16:22 > 1:16:24I mean it.

1:16:24 > 1:16:26Nothing happens to Roxy. Understand?

1:16:28 > 1:16:31If that's what you really want, who am I to argue?

1:16:50 > 1:16:52Yeah, it's me.

1:16:53 > 1:16:56When the kid's in bed,

1:16:56 > 1:16:59I want you to steam in, grab the Mitchell bird,

1:16:59 > 1:17:01take her somewhere quiet,

1:17:01 > 1:17:04and make sure she regrets ever crossing me.

1:17:20 > 1:17:23Your dad told me about you having the HPV injection.

1:17:24 > 1:17:28It's all right - I can understand why you wouldn't want to mention it.

1:17:30 > 1:17:32But I'm glad you've had it.

1:17:32 > 1:17:34I'd hate you to go through anything like this.

1:17:34 > 1:17:35I'm sorry.

1:17:35 > 1:17:37No, don't be.

1:17:37 > 1:17:39I know it's been...

1:17:40 > 1:17:44- Well, it must have been hard for you. - You've had enough to deal with.

1:17:44 > 1:17:46No, I should've been thinking about you, too.

1:17:46 > 1:17:49Mum, it's OK, really.

1:17:51 > 1:17:54You've just got on with things, haven't you?

1:17:54 > 1:17:57Quietly grown up without any of us noticing.

1:18:00 > 1:18:03- I love you.- I know you do.

1:18:13 > 1:18:16So, how are things going with Jay?

1:18:16 > 1:18:17- Yeah, good.- Yeah?

1:18:20 > 1:18:22You know, if you want to talk about anything -

1:18:22 > 1:18:27- if you and Jay are thinking about taking things to... To another... - Mum...

1:18:28 > 1:18:30I know, I'm just saying.

1:18:30 > 1:18:32If you want to talk, you know where I am.

1:18:32 > 1:18:34Well, I really like Jay,

1:18:34 > 1:18:36and we have a laugh.

1:18:36 > 1:18:39He's really sweet, but it's not about sex.

1:18:39 > 1:18:43- I've told him I'm not ready and he's fine with that.- Right.

1:18:45 > 1:18:47Yeah, well,

1:18:47 > 1:18:49when you do find the right person,

1:18:49 > 1:18:52and you feel safe -

1:18:52 > 1:18:54cos that's important -

1:18:54 > 1:18:56it's a really special thing.

1:19:00 > 1:19:03So, you'll come and talk to me, won't you?

1:19:03 > 1:19:06Yeah. You're so grown up.

1:19:08 > 1:19:10I'm so proud of you.

1:19:36 > 1:19:38Ladies.

1:19:38 > 1:19:41Derek Branning's a bit of all right, ain't he?

1:19:41 > 1:19:42Behave yourself.

1:19:42 > 1:19:43I like a bit of danger.

1:19:43 > 1:19:46Yeah, Snugglepuss - mass murderer?

1:19:46 > 1:19:49We don't know that - he might have only killed once.

1:19:49 > 1:19:50That's a relief(!)

1:19:50 > 1:19:53You're just jealous,

1:19:53 > 1:19:55cos he's lying there awake at night

1:19:55 > 1:20:00with his rippling, prison press-up muscles, thinking of me.

1:20:00 > 1:20:03You are a desperate old tart.

1:20:03 > 1:20:05Less of the "old"!

1:20:10 > 1:20:13Mrs B, do you want me to put the rest of this stuff away?

1:20:13 > 1:20:17No, thank you, Arthur, I can manage the rest myself.

1:20:17 > 1:20:18OK.

1:20:35 > 1:20:39Here, Arthur, you've got me the wrong bathroom cleaner.

1:20:39 > 1:20:41I don't buy this one.

1:20:42 > 1:20:43Oh, never mind.

1:20:43 > 1:20:48It ain't the end of the world, I can always swap it for something else.

1:20:48 > 1:20:51No, it's not that, it's, um...

1:20:51 > 1:20:54I read the other letter. You know, the one that Rose wrote.

1:20:54 > 1:20:57You should be ashamed of yourself, reading that smut.

1:20:57 > 1:21:00- You know what I said about sin and lechery! - We've got a problem.

1:21:00 > 1:21:01Well, I stand by what I've done.

1:21:01 > 1:21:05Rose didn't put her real name or address.

1:21:05 > 1:21:08She put a fake name and a PO Box address.

1:21:08 > 1:21:10What are you talking about?

1:21:10 > 1:21:13Well, thanks to us, when that murderer opens our letter,

1:21:13 > 1:21:16he's gonna find out Rose's real name and where she lives!

1:21:16 > 1:21:17Oh...

1:21:23 > 1:21:25Did you get your vodka back?

1:21:25 > 1:21:26Yeah, yeah, it was all there,

1:21:26 > 1:21:29only that silly cow had tried to steam the labels off.

1:21:30 > 1:21:33So, it's over with?

1:21:33 > 1:21:35Derek?

1:21:35 > 1:21:36It's over with, yeah?

1:21:36 > 1:21:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:21:42 > 1:21:45- ROXY:- I'll get it!

1:21:54 > 1:21:57- What are you doing?- Shush!

1:21:58 > 1:22:00- Shirl!- Shush!

1:22:00 > 1:22:01Please, just don't, all right?

1:22:01 > 1:22:04Be quiet. Here.

1:22:04 > 1:22:06Here!

1:22:06 > 1:22:08Take it! Take it!

1:22:11 > 1:22:15I'm not mentioning any names, but somebody is not very happy with you.

1:22:17 > 1:22:20You do what you want with that. I don't want anything to do with the Mitchells.

1:22:22 > 1:22:23Shirley.

1:22:28 > 1:22:30Is this what I think it is?

1:22:32 > 1:22:34It's Derek Branning.

1:22:35 > 1:22:39No. No, Shirl, Jack wouldn't do that. He wouldn't let that happen.

1:22:39 > 1:22:41Well, who else is it, then?

1:22:43 > 1:22:46You know Derek.

1:22:46 > 1:22:49He's going to find out what happens if you cross the Mitchells.

1:22:58 > 1:23:02- Here you go, babe, lovely cup of splosh.- Thank you.

1:23:02 > 1:23:04What you up to?

1:23:04 > 1:23:06Honestly, the state of these books.

1:23:06 > 1:23:08I don't know how the salon's been surviving without me.

1:23:08 > 1:23:11It's like they've been giving treatments away.

1:23:11 > 1:23:15- And how did your chat with Abi go? - Yeah, it was fine.

1:23:15 > 1:23:17So, everything's all right, yeah?

1:23:18 > 1:23:21She knows we're here if she needs to talk to us.

1:23:21 > 1:23:22Yeah.

1:23:22 > 1:23:26There are some things a girl doesn't want to talk to her dad about.

1:23:29 > 1:23:31I miss you.

1:23:45 > 1:23:47I'm right here.

1:23:51 > 1:23:54- Right, you are taking the day off.- What?

1:23:54 > 1:23:57Me and you, we're going to go AWOL for the day.

1:23:57 > 1:24:01- What do you want?- I found this. Thought Amy might want it.

1:24:01 > 1:24:03Well, I'll see she gets it.

1:24:03 > 1:24:09- Was there anything else?- Yeah, I thought I might be able to see her.

1:24:09 > 1:24:13That might be a bit difficult, cos she's not here.

1:24:13 > 1:24:15- Well, where is she then? - At Billy and Lola's.

1:24:15 > 1:24:19Yeah? And what's she doing there?

1:24:19 > 1:24:22Roxy didn't come home last night.

1:24:22 > 1:24:25I'm a bit worried, to be honest.

1:24:25 > 1:24:29And now, she wants me to take her to some posh restaurant and I am skint.

1:24:29 > 1:24:33Yeah, that's what you get for punching above your weight and getting involved with a princess.

1:24:33 > 1:24:36It's a bit like Lady And The Tramp really, innit, eh?

1:24:36 > 1:24:38She's a lady and you're a tramp. Ha-ha-ha.

1:24:38 > 1:24:41And you, Alfredo Moon, are a genius.

1:24:41 > 1:24:44- Come here.- What you doing?- Thank you. - What's the matter with you?

1:24:44 > 1:24:47I bumped into an old mate. You know what it's like

1:24:47 > 1:24:49- when an opportunity lands in your lap.- No, I told you I'd handle it.

1:24:49 > 1:24:53Oh, really? I must have misunderstood.

1:24:53 > 1:24:54Right.

1:24:56 > 1:24:59Now, you call whoever you used. Now!

1:24:59 > 1:25:03He's probably lying low, Jack. You know how these things work.

1:25:03 > 1:25:07Cos you've done them yourself, haven't you, eh? Worse, in fact.

1:25:07 > 1:25:08Detective Inspector.

1:25:08 > 1:25:11Yeah, I've done it to people who deserved it, lowlife scum.

1:25:11 > 1:25:14Oh. And what? Peroxide Blondie doesn't?

1:25:14 > 1:25:18Come on, Jack, she's been treating you like dirt. Shouting the odds.

1:25:18 > 1:25:21- Someone had to show her she couldn't get away with it.- Not like this.

1:25:21 > 1:25:23Well, then how, eh?

1:25:23 > 1:25:25We talk about it, all right? We work things through.

1:25:25 > 1:25:28Oh, what? Over a nice cup of tea? And where would that have left you?

1:25:28 > 1:25:33Eh? Dangling at Roxy's every whim, whenever she felt like it.

1:25:33 > 1:25:37What would Amy think of you then? Probably like my Chrissy does.

1:25:37 > 1:25:41As some weak fool who couldn't even be bothered to fight for her.

1:25:41 > 1:25:43At least this way, you get to see her.

1:25:43 > 1:25:46- No, I don't. Cos Roxy's missing.- What?

1:25:46 > 1:25:49I mean, what do you think, Patrick?

1:25:49 > 1:25:52What are you still doing here? You should be at the launderette.

1:25:52 > 1:25:56Ooh. Ooh, I say, that's...

1:25:56 > 1:25:59Yes, you'll look lovely in that.

1:25:59 > 1:26:02- It's very modest. - Well, I mean, it was a bargain.

1:26:02 > 1:26:05It was only £20 on the Internet.

1:26:05 > 1:26:10- The lady got jilted so it's never been worn.- Oh, I say.

1:26:10 > 1:26:13- Oh, you don't think it's bad luck, do you?- Nah, nah, nah.

1:26:13 > 1:26:17One woman's loss is another woman's gain.

1:26:17 > 1:26:18What are you doing here?

1:26:18 > 1:26:21It's unlucky for the groom to see the wedding dress

1:26:21 > 1:26:24- before the big day.- Oh, we don't believe in all that stuff.

1:26:24 > 1:26:27No, Mrs Branning's right. You'll jinx the wedding. Now, go back in there. PHONE RINGS

1:26:27 > 1:26:30Here, out of my way.

1:26:31 > 1:26:34Hello? Yes, Dorothy Branning.

1:26:37 > 1:26:40- Hey, you all right, Jack. - Alfie, you ain't seen Roxy, have you?

1:26:40 > 1:26:43No, mate, no. But she's bringing Amy over for her tea later.

1:26:43 > 1:26:47Oh, sorry, mate. Me and my big mouth.

1:26:47 > 1:26:50Things must be really tough after the court hearing and all that.

1:26:50 > 1:26:52But, you know what they say, things can only get better.

1:26:52 > 1:26:54Is everything all right?

1:26:54 > 1:26:58Yeah, everything's fine. If you see her, let me know, yeah?

1:26:58 > 1:27:00Yeah, yeah, sure.

1:27:02 > 1:27:04Max.

1:27:05 > 1:27:07You ain't seen Roxy, have you?

1:27:07 > 1:27:08Er, no. Why?

1:27:13 > 1:27:15- Made you a cup of tea.- Thanks.

1:27:15 > 1:27:17Oh, look, what you doing?

1:27:17 > 1:27:19I'm going to go and stay with Aunt Sal, all right?

1:27:19 > 1:27:20Nothing can be that bad.

1:27:20 > 1:27:24Shirl, I'm not safe here. Amy's not safe.

1:27:24 > 1:27:26There's nothing to be scared of.

1:27:26 > 1:27:29They tried their worst and they failed.

1:27:29 > 1:27:30It's over now.

1:27:34 > 1:27:38- So, what were you thinking, Jack? - It weren't my idea. It was Derek's.

1:27:38 > 1:27:41And you know what he's like once he gets an idea in his head.

1:27:43 > 1:27:44So, what you going to do?

1:27:44 > 1:27:47I'm just going to have to keep looking for Roxy, ain't I?

1:27:47 > 1:27:49Hope she turns up in one piece.

1:27:49 > 1:27:52Look, you couldn't help us out, could you?

1:27:52 > 1:27:55No, sorry, Jack, I sort of promised Tanya I'd spend the day with her.

1:27:55 > 1:27:58Things all right with you two, ain't they?

1:27:58 > 1:28:00Uh, yeah. Getting there, yeah.

1:28:00 > 1:28:03Well, at least one of us is happy.

1:28:03 > 1:28:06How could I let it come to this, Max?

1:28:06 > 1:28:07I mean, if I lose Amy completely cos of this.

1:28:07 > 1:28:09Oi, this ain't down to you, is it?

1:28:09 > 1:28:15I just don't want her growing up not knowing who I am.

1:28:15 > 1:28:17I don't want to end up like Derek and his Chrissy.

1:28:17 > 1:28:19Well, who's Chrissy?

1:28:19 > 1:28:22- I just wanted it to be perfect. - And it will be.

1:28:22 > 1:28:25Yeah, I mean, it's just old wives' tale.

1:28:25 > 1:28:29That was the lady who's doing the catering.

1:28:29 > 1:28:31She fell down the stairs this morning

1:28:31 > 1:28:38and she broke her arm in three places, so she's incapacitated.

1:28:38 > 1:28:40- It's just a coincidence, innit. - And her friend

1:28:40 > 1:28:42who was doing the cake,

1:28:42 > 1:28:46she's had a family bereavement, she's flown off to Australia.

1:28:48 > 1:28:53Then, um. Then, we need to get new caterers and get a new cake,

1:28:53 > 1:28:54ain't that right, then?

1:28:54 > 1:28:58Yeah. Well, I mean, I know it ain't traditional,

1:28:58 > 1:29:00but I could always do a couple of my Battenburgs.

1:29:00 > 1:29:04I could jam them together and fancy them up with a bit of icing.

1:29:04 > 1:29:06Smashing, Auntie Dot.

1:29:06 > 1:29:08Yeah, and I could rustle up some of my jerk chicken, all right.

1:29:08 > 1:29:12That's the spirit. Nothing too spicy, though.

1:29:12 > 1:29:16You know Heather can't abide spicy food, ain't that right, Heather?

1:29:16 > 1:29:21Me neither. Come on, Patrick, no time like the present.

1:29:21 > 1:29:23Come on, chop, chop.

1:29:25 > 1:29:27See, crisis averted.

1:29:27 > 1:29:30Now, all you've got to do, turn up, say your vows

1:29:30 > 1:29:32and we live happily ever after.

1:29:32 > 1:29:35That's the point.

1:29:35 > 1:29:38People like us don't have fairy-tale endings.

1:29:45 > 1:29:48Little Bo Peep found her way home yet, has she?

1:29:48 > 1:29:51No. Did you get hold of whoever you used?

1:29:51 > 1:29:55Like I said, probably lying low.

1:29:56 > 1:30:00And it don't bother you that Roxy could be lying in a ditch somewhere?

1:30:00 > 1:30:02- Well, that would be unfortunate. - Hmm.

1:30:02 > 1:30:06But that means the ends justify the means, yeah?

1:30:06 > 1:30:07And you did all this

1:30:07 > 1:30:09cos you wanted to make sure I got to see Amy, right?

1:30:11 > 1:30:14- Course. Why else?- I don't know.

1:30:14 > 1:30:18It's got nothing to do with you wanting to hurt Roxy.

1:30:18 > 1:30:22You know, pay her back for helping David Wicks stitch you up.

1:30:22 > 1:30:25Leave off, Jack. You know me, I'm not one to bear a grudge.

1:30:25 > 1:30:27No. No, course not.

1:30:27 > 1:30:30Because this was all about you wanting me not to turn out

1:30:30 > 1:30:34- like you and Chrissy, that's right, innit?- Right.

1:30:34 > 1:30:36You ain't got a daughter called Chrissy.

1:30:40 > 1:30:43- I was just trying to help. - No, you played me!

1:30:43 > 1:30:46- You were going soft. - You don't get it, do you?

1:30:46 > 1:30:49What you do to Roxy, you do to Amy. My daughter.

1:30:49 > 1:30:51This is the way we do things, Jack.

1:30:51 > 1:30:54No. It's the way you do things, all right. I'm not you.

1:30:54 > 1:30:57Oh, you can try and convince yourself as much as you like

1:30:57 > 1:30:58of that, Jackie boy.

1:30:58 > 1:31:00But deep down inside you are just like me. Eh?

1:31:00 > 1:31:03We are cut from the same cloth, mate.

1:31:03 > 1:31:06- Hearts as dark as pitch. - No, we're not.

1:31:06 > 1:31:08Oh, you should be thanking me, eh.

1:31:08 > 1:31:10You should be buying me a large brandy

1:31:10 > 1:31:12and lighting me a Double Corona.

1:31:12 > 1:31:15Not standing there like some whining, little girl.

1:31:15 > 1:31:17This is not the way I wanted it!

1:31:17 > 1:31:20That's it, Jackie boy. Come on, stick it on me, eh?

1:31:20 > 1:31:23That's what you want to do, innit? Come on.

1:31:25 > 1:31:26I told you, Jack.

1:31:26 > 1:31:28Cut from the same cloth.

1:31:29 > 1:31:32Hearts as dark as pitch.

1:31:43 > 1:31:45- Lunch is served.- Eggy bread(!)

1:31:45 > 1:31:47French toast, if you don't mind.

1:31:47 > 1:31:50Do you remember that time you made a whole loaf of it?

1:31:50 > 1:31:52We stayed in bed all day, didn't we?

1:31:52 > 1:31:55We worked our way through it.

1:31:59 > 1:32:03After lunch, I've got a nice treat for you.

1:32:06 > 1:32:07You hate that film.

1:32:07 > 1:32:10Yeah. But you love it.

1:32:13 > 1:32:15Enjoy.

1:32:15 > 1:32:18So, happiness is only for skinny, rich people

1:32:18 > 1:32:20on the covers of glossy magazines?

1:32:20 > 1:32:22No, no, that's not what I meant.

1:32:22 > 1:32:25Well, maybe it is.

1:32:25 > 1:32:27Maybe I'm just waiting for something to go wrong.

1:32:27 > 1:32:29I mean nothing ever goes right for me.

1:32:29 > 1:32:32You just don't get it, do you?

1:32:32 > 1:32:34You're everything I've ever dreamed of.

1:32:36 > 1:32:41- Then why aren't you as excited about the wedding as I am?- I am.

1:32:41 > 1:32:43Well, you didn't seem excited when your mum got us those Harleys.

1:32:43 > 1:32:45Well, I would've been if Shirley hadn't muscled in.

1:32:45 > 1:32:47Yeah, but Shirl's my best mate.

1:32:47 > 1:32:50- And I'm your future husband. - It's not a competition.

1:32:50 > 1:32:52Well, it feels like it sometimes.

1:32:52 > 1:32:54And I always seem to come off second best.

1:32:56 > 1:33:02I love you, Andrew, but Shirl's always going to be part of my life

1:33:02 > 1:33:04and you're just going to have to accept that.

1:33:06 > 1:33:10Oh, what? Twice in one day, this is beginning to be a habit.

1:33:10 > 1:33:12- Is Roxy back?- No. - Well, have you heard from her?

1:33:12 > 1:33:14What's the matter, Jack? You look worried.

1:33:14 > 1:33:17- Have you heard from her? - Something you're not telling me?

1:33:17 > 1:33:19- She could be in some trouble. - What sort of trouble?

1:33:19 > 1:33:22Look, it weren't my idea, all right. This wasn't my idea.

1:33:22 > 1:33:27- Oh, you knew. - Told you he was in on it.

1:33:27 > 1:33:30Do you think that's funny? Making me think something's happened to her.

1:33:30 > 1:33:32Nearly as funny as you trying to get her hurt in the first place.

1:33:32 > 1:33:35- This has got nothing to do with you. - It's got everything to do with me.

1:33:35 > 1:33:37No, no, no, stop it. Stop it.

1:33:37 > 1:33:40Shirl, it's all right, I'll deal with this, OK?

1:33:40 > 1:33:43Come on, then. What?

1:33:43 > 1:33:44Roxy, I'm sorry.

1:33:44 > 1:33:47Jack, just shut up. Shut...

1:33:52 > 1:33:54Argh.

1:33:57 > 1:33:59Ah, ooooh.

1:34:05 > 1:34:08"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

1:34:08 > 1:34:11"Cos, after all, tomorrow is another day."

1:34:12 > 1:34:15I reckon he did though, you know. Give a damn.

1:34:15 > 1:34:20Yeah. Just a bit. Oh, that is a long film.

1:34:23 > 1:34:24- Is it your neck?- Mmm.

1:34:27 > 1:34:30Come here. Come here.

1:34:35 > 1:34:37- Where is it? There?- Yeah.

1:34:39 > 1:34:42- How's that? All right? - Yeah, it's nice.

1:34:46 > 1:34:48Bit better, yeah?

1:34:54 > 1:34:56- Argh.- Just stay still, will you?

1:34:56 > 1:35:00- I think you broke it.- Good. Good.

1:35:00 > 1:35:03So, come on then, huh? What was the plan? What were you going to do?

1:35:03 > 1:35:07Were you going to just scare me? Or were you going to hurt me?

1:35:07 > 1:35:10Or cripple me? Or worse? What?

1:35:10 > 1:35:15Come on. I want to know what a lucky escape I've had.

1:35:15 > 1:35:18- I could be dead right now.- Well, you took my daughter, didn't you?

1:35:18 > 1:35:20So that makes it all right, does it?

1:35:20 > 1:35:24And I didn't take your daughter away. You threw in the towel, Jack.

1:35:24 > 1:35:26And why did you do that? Why? Hmm?

1:35:26 > 1:35:31- Cos there's no justice in this world any more, is there? - Oh, is that right?

1:35:31 > 1:35:34So you think Amy should be with you, do you?

1:35:34 > 1:35:37You think you're a fit parent?

1:35:37 > 1:35:41Do you think you're a good role model? A good person?

1:35:41 > 1:35:44- Well, do you think I'm a bad person? - No. Cos...

1:35:44 > 1:35:46Because paying someone to have me hurt

1:35:46 > 1:35:49is the act of a really decent human being, Jack.

1:35:49 > 1:35:50That wasn't me, was it?

1:35:52 > 1:35:54No. It wasn't.

1:35:54 > 1:35:57No, it was your big brother.

1:35:57 > 1:36:00That sick, twisted man that you let live with you.

1:36:00 > 1:36:02You let him stay in your flat. You let him stay in your life.

1:36:02 > 1:36:04- I'm not Derek, am I?- No. But you're just as bad as him

1:36:04 > 1:36:07so don't try and make out you're any different.

1:36:09 > 1:36:11I tried to stop it.

1:36:11 > 1:36:14I tried looking for you. I came to tell Shirley the truth.

1:36:14 > 1:36:15The truth?

1:36:17 > 1:36:20You're... You are like a broken record, Jack.

1:36:21 > 1:36:22You're stuck in denial.

1:36:22 > 1:36:25I tell you what, yeah, you keep singing that same old tune.

1:36:25 > 1:36:27Go on, go for it. Because I tell you what,

1:36:27 > 1:36:29nothing is going to take away from the real truth.

1:36:29 > 1:36:31And that is, and look at me, yeah?

1:36:31 > 1:36:35There is no good left in you any more.

1:36:37 > 1:36:38That's not true.

1:36:42 > 1:36:45What happened to you, hmm?

1:36:46 > 1:36:49JACK SIGHS

1:36:49 > 1:36:50I think you'd better go.

1:36:52 > 1:36:56- Can I see Amy first? - Are you actually insane?

1:36:56 > 1:36:59You are not capable of being around her right now.

1:36:59 > 1:37:01God knows what you will do.

1:37:03 > 1:37:05What? You think I'd hurt her?

1:37:05 > 1:37:08- You think I'd hurt my own daughter? - Ask Penny.

1:37:19 > 1:37:23I hope you're not thinking of lighting that up in here.

1:37:25 > 1:37:30Perish the thought. One has to stay within the law, doesn't one?

1:37:30 > 1:37:32Drink?

1:37:32 > 1:37:34Why not? Seeing as you're paying.

1:37:36 > 1:37:38Tracey, darling.

1:37:39 > 1:37:41A double brandy for the lady.

1:37:50 > 1:37:52To new beginnings.

1:37:53 > 1:37:55And old enemies.

1:38:02 > 1:38:06I like a woman who can handle her drink. Same again?

1:38:06 > 1:38:09I'd love to. Only I've got to get back.

1:38:09 > 1:38:12I promised Roxy a takeaway.

1:38:14 > 1:38:16Oh, by the way,

1:38:18 > 1:38:21Andy...sends his regards.

1:38:22 > 1:38:26Him and Phil, they go back a long way.

1:38:26 > 1:38:30So, no matter how connected you think you are,

1:38:30 > 1:38:33Phil will always be top dog around here.

1:38:33 > 1:38:36And when he finds out you've crossed the line,

1:38:36 > 1:38:39he ain't going to be very happy.

1:38:39 > 1:38:41Enjoy your drink.

1:38:59 > 1:39:00Hev!

1:39:02 > 1:39:03I borrowed it off Tamwar.

1:39:05 > 1:39:06What for?

1:39:06 > 1:39:09Well, if you're going to ride the Harley at our wedding,

1:39:09 > 1:39:10I reckon you need a few lessons first.

1:39:11 > 1:39:17- Oh.- Listen, I know we may not exactly be perfect.

1:39:17 > 1:39:19But our wedding day's going to be.

1:39:19 > 1:39:22And so is the rest of our life together.

1:39:22 > 1:39:25Just, erm, one condition.

1:39:26 > 1:39:28I get you all to myself on our honeymoon.

1:39:28 > 1:39:30Yeah.

1:39:30 > 1:39:32I've got something for you.

1:39:34 > 1:39:36Here you are.

1:39:36 > 1:39:38Put that on, I'll take you for a spin.

1:39:41 > 1:39:45Jump on the back, go on. That's it.

1:39:45 > 1:39:46- You ready?- Yeah.

1:39:47 > 1:39:48Ooh.

1:39:50 > 1:39:53Woo. Ha-ha. Woo, woo. Ooh!

1:39:53 > 1:39:55Shirl!

1:39:55 > 1:39:58You go, Thelma!

1:39:58 > 1:40:00Woo. Woo!

1:40:04 > 1:40:05Woo-hoo! Woo!

1:40:09 > 1:40:15I have booked us a table at the most exclusive restaurant in all of town.

1:40:15 > 1:40:16Great.

1:40:17 > 1:40:19It's this way.

1:40:21 > 1:40:23Come here, come on.

1:40:25 > 1:40:27- Really?- Really.

1:40:27 > 1:40:31- You ready?- Yes.- Sure?- Hmm-mm.

1:40:33 > 1:40:34Voila.

1:40:40 > 1:40:43- Oh, Anthony. - Let me take your jacket for you.

1:40:50 > 1:40:51Come on, then, up the step.

1:40:57 > 1:40:58Hey.

1:40:58 > 1:41:00Hello, darling.

1:41:04 > 1:41:08I love you, baby. I really love you.

1:41:09 > 1:41:12Jack, listen, about what I said earlier, I...

1:41:14 > 1:41:16No, you were right.

1:41:17 > 1:41:19I'm not fit to be around her.

1:41:21 > 1:41:22Love you.

1:41:29 > 1:41:32Jack! Jack!

1:41:43 > 1:41:45# Ba-da bom-bom. #

1:41:45 > 1:41:52- Dinner is served, my lady.- Ooh, what is it? Salmon? Foie gras? Oysters?

1:41:52 > 1:41:57No, it's better than that. There you go.

1:41:57 > 1:41:59Voila!

1:41:59 > 1:42:03- Hmm.- ITALIAN ACCENT: Now, that is just a-like Mamma Moon used to make.

1:42:03 > 1:42:07- I didn't know your mum was Italian. - Yeah. She's, you know, from Naples.

1:42:07 > 1:42:10Via Romford.

1:42:10 > 1:42:11And the finishing touch.

1:42:15 > 1:42:17MUSIC: "That's Amore" by Dean Martin

1:42:17 > 1:42:19I'm sorry it's not Bella Notte but...

1:42:19 > 1:42:21Bella wotty?

1:42:21 > 1:42:24You know. Bella Notte. The Beautiful Night.

1:42:24 > 1:42:27Come on, you know, in Lady And The Tramp

1:42:27 > 1:42:30when they're sitting there eating spaghetti and meatballs.

1:42:30 > 1:42:32I've never seen it.

1:42:32 > 1:42:36- You've never seen Lady And The Tramp?- Uh-huh.

1:42:36 > 1:42:39Well, we'll have to fix that then, won't we?

1:42:40 > 1:42:43I've had enough of the Brannings to last me a lifetime.

1:42:43 > 1:42:46Rox, Rox, calm down, darling. I'll stick the kettle on, all right.

1:42:46 > 1:42:50What happened? Derek Branning still going on about his vodka?

1:42:50 > 1:42:53- You know what, I don't even know. - So, what is it then?

1:42:53 > 1:42:54ROXY SIGHS

1:42:57 > 1:42:59- Can I ask you a question? - Yeah, course you can.

1:42:59 > 1:43:01Do you miss Tommy?

1:43:02 > 1:43:05Yeah, course I do. Like you wouldn't believe.

1:43:05 > 1:43:07And of course Kat.

1:43:08 > 1:43:10You wouldn't walk out on him, would you?

1:43:10 > 1:43:15No. No, no, I'm Super Alfie, aren't I? Impervious to pain.

1:43:17 > 1:43:19I just...

1:43:19 > 1:43:21I really want an end to all this fighting, I really do.

1:43:21 > 1:43:26Hey. Hey, come on, you. It's all right, come on.

1:43:26 > 1:43:28Come on.

1:43:28 > 1:43:32You can do this, all right? You know you're strong, yeah?

1:43:32 > 1:43:33Look at me.

1:43:36 > 1:43:38Yes, you can.

1:43:40 > 1:43:43THEY GIGGLE

1:43:43 > 1:43:44Thank you.

1:43:44 > 1:43:48When did life get like this? When?

1:43:48 > 1:43:50You know, it was like yesterday, it was me and Ronnie down there,

1:43:50 > 1:43:53behind that bar, having fun.

1:43:53 > 1:43:55Who, who, came along and, I don't know,

1:43:55 > 1:43:57took away all the fun out of my life?

1:43:57 > 1:43:58And now, I haven't even got her to talk to

1:43:58 > 1:44:01because I have to get a visiting order first.

1:44:01 > 1:44:05Listen, Rox, why don't you go home and just have a few hours off?

1:44:07 > 1:44:09- No. No, no, no, I've got a shift. - No, don't worry about that.

1:44:09 > 1:44:12I'll make sure Amy gets fed and I'll bring her over to you, OK?

1:44:12 > 1:44:14- Really?- Yes, really.

1:44:14 > 1:44:16Go home, fill a bath, put some of that bubbly stuff in,

1:44:16 > 1:44:19scented candles, bit of nice music. Go on, you go and relax, all right?

1:44:19 > 1:44:23- Thank you.- You keep your chin up. You deserve it, OK? Go on, then.

1:44:23 > 1:44:24I'll see you later.

1:44:24 > 1:44:27- OK. You know where I am if you need me.- All right.

1:44:27 > 1:44:29OK, take care.

1:44:54 > 1:44:57Babe, it's fine, all right, you don't have to do this.

1:45:16 > 1:45:20Sorry. I'm sorry. I can't.

1:45:21 > 1:45:22I'm sorry.

1:45:25 > 1:45:27Well, just, you know, I just wish you'd make your mind up.

1:45:27 > 1:45:30Right, well, thanks. Thanks for being so understanding.

1:45:30 > 1:45:32Oh, I've been understanding, ain't I? That's why I said....

1:45:32 > 1:45:33you didn't have to do that.

1:45:33 > 1:45:35Do you know what it's like,

1:45:35 > 1:45:39not being able to touch the person you love?

1:45:39 > 1:45:40Yeah, I do, funnily enough.

1:45:42 > 1:45:43Right.

1:45:46 > 1:45:49I suppose you'll just do what you normally do - find it somewhere else.

1:45:49 > 1:45:51You think I'll cheat on you now?

1:45:51 > 1:45:53Why not? You could barely keep it in your trousers

1:45:53 > 1:45:55when we were having sex, God knows how you're managing now.

1:45:55 > 1:45:58- Tan, this ain't about me, babe. - No. Course not, no.

1:45:58 > 1:46:00This is all my fault, innit?

1:46:00 > 1:46:02KNOCKING ON DOOR

1:46:05 > 1:46:08No, leave it, Max. Leave it.

1:46:15 > 1:46:17Look, if it's bad timing, I'll...

1:46:17 > 1:46:19No, no, no, come in.

1:46:43 > 1:46:45Something I can do for you?

1:46:47 > 1:46:49Yeah, close.

1:46:51 > 1:46:52But no cigar.

1:46:59 > 1:47:02You're a ballsy little cow, ain't you? Hmm?

1:47:05 > 1:47:08You are so lucky I'm on licence.

1:47:22 > 1:47:23Roxy's right.

1:47:25 > 1:47:27Yeah, maybe Amy's better off without me.

1:47:27 > 1:47:30Roxy ain't an expert on being a good parent, is she?

1:47:32 > 1:47:34So, is this it?

1:47:34 > 1:47:37What? You're just going to drink yourself into oblivion.

1:47:37 > 1:47:40You're going to waste your life away, feeling sorry for yourself.

1:47:40 > 1:47:43Cos then you'll have to explain to Amy why you turned your back on her.

1:47:43 > 1:47:45Yeah, well that'll be a hell of a lot easier

1:47:45 > 1:47:46than having to explain to my daughter

1:47:46 > 1:47:50why she's sitting in a wheelchair for the rest of her life.

1:47:50 > 1:47:53I pulled Penny into my world back then, all right?

1:47:53 > 1:47:55She paid the price for it. I'm not doing the same to Amy.

1:47:55 > 1:47:57You ain't that bloke, you're better than that.

1:47:57 > 1:47:59Nah. No, I'm a lot worse now, ain't I?

1:48:00 > 1:48:04At least, back then, there was some twisted logic to what I was doing.

1:48:04 > 1:48:06Now, I just hurt people for the fun of it.

1:48:10 > 1:48:12Roxy was right.

1:48:13 > 1:48:14I'm just no good, Max.

1:48:16 > 1:48:17Just no good.

1:48:21 > 1:48:23Come here, come here.

1:48:25 > 1:48:27JACK SOBS

1:48:32 > 1:48:34Oh, that was so adorable.

1:48:35 > 1:48:37If totally unhygienic.

1:48:52 > 1:48:56- I could get used to this staying-in lark.- Yeah?- Mmm.

1:48:56 > 1:48:58And thank you...

1:48:59 > 1:49:01..for being such a gentleman.

1:49:09 > 1:49:10KNOCKING ON DOOR

1:49:13 > 1:49:15All right!

1:49:15 > 1:49:18Oh, what do you want? Like I couldn't guess.

1:49:20 > 1:49:24Jack is in pieces because of you.

1:49:24 > 1:49:27What's this? The Branning Brothers closing ranks?

1:49:27 > 1:49:30Well, I ain't going to stand by and watch you make a mug of him, all right?

1:49:30 > 1:49:31Is that right?

1:49:31 > 1:49:34Well, I tell you what, Max, I've already seen off the good

1:49:34 > 1:49:36and the bad today, so what does that make you, the ugly?

1:49:36 > 1:49:40- Right, so you think this is a joke? - No, I think you are a joke.

1:49:40 > 1:49:41Bullying me. Threatening me.

1:49:41 > 1:49:44I am not going to be some doormat for you to wipe your feet all over

1:49:44 > 1:49:47whenever you want. So, you stand there and you huff and you puff all you like.

1:49:47 > 1:49:50Jack has made his choice.

1:49:54 > 1:49:56What's the matter?

1:49:56 > 1:49:59You seem a bit distracted. You seen something you like?

1:49:59 > 1:50:06You think I'd look twice, cheap little tart like you.

1:50:06 > 1:50:09It's what you like though, innit? Hmm?

1:50:09 > 1:50:10Forbidden fruit.

1:50:12 > 1:50:14You can see yourself out.

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