27/10/2012

0:00:30 > 0:00:32HE GROANS

0:00:40 > 0:00:42That's just wrong.

0:00:44 > 0:00:45I wasn't going to eat it.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Since when do you know anything about Star Wars?

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Lexi's Moses basket.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03No flies on you, eh, Pops.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05What's it doing out?

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Fixing it, aren't I?

0:01:10 > 0:01:13She's coming home, remember?

0:01:13 > 0:01:16I know. But it's an access visit, Lo. Only three hours.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20You really want her to be asleep all that time?

0:01:20 > 0:01:22This is for when she comes home for good.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Well, that might take a bit more time.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26Nah, Phil promised.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29It's just complicated.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30What's complicated?

0:01:30 > 0:01:33He said he's going to get my baby back and I believe him.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Why? Don't you?

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Yeah. Yeah, I believe him.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52LETTER BOX OPENS

0:02:09 > 0:02:11HE SIGHS

0:02:13 > 0:02:1417 times?

0:02:14 > 0:02:16And that was just the cinema release.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20- Mas saw Empire 18 times. He reckons it's a better script but...- Dad?

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Who do you think took me? He never told you about this?

0:02:23 > 0:02:26No. What about Jedi?

0:02:26 > 0:02:29We didn't see it. Not together.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31It was 1983 and Mas...

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Had other priorities.

0:02:34 > 0:02:35Why didn't you tell me?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Tell you what?

0:02:37 > 0:02:40You being a Star Wars fan? You were a geek.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42I was never a geek.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Dad, I think anyone who watches Empire 18 times qualifies as a geek.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47He's got a point.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50I have to clean up around kids all day at work.

0:02:50 > 0:02:51You and Mum teasing me all the time.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55And, secretly, you're a nerd. What happened?

0:02:55 > 0:02:58I grew up. That's what people do.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03What do you think?

0:03:03 > 0:03:04Yeah, it's beautiful.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Max, you weren't even looking. This is important.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Unless you want it to turn out like Christian and Syed's.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Babe, the wedding's two months away.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13The bridesmaid fitting is tomorrow.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15That's a conversation for your bridal party.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Yes, it is. And I would, except one of my bridesmaids is at school

0:03:18 > 0:03:21and the other one's lying there auditioning for Britain's Got Lazy.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Hello? I'm right here, you know.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25My mother's even less interested

0:03:25 > 0:03:27in dresses than you are. And Rainie's...

0:03:27 > 0:03:28SHE SIGHS

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Who knows where Rainie is.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Babe, I don't want to look at dresses cos I don't need to, all right?

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Cos they're going to be beautiful cos you're beautiful.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39And if they ain't, it don't matter

0:03:39 > 0:03:41cos I'd marry you in a hessian sack.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Please. Get a room.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Right. I'm going to go and see my mum.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51If she's still on that couch when I get back,

0:03:51 > 0:03:54you'll be marrying me in a prison issue.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58Lauren, get off that sofa, will you? Get dressed.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Make yourself presentable. - Er, why?

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Cos I'm going to give you a job. Go on, get up!

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- TV IN BACKGROUND:- '..Some of us are working our fingers to the bone.'

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Sharon about?

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Let me just check.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Nope. She's out doing things, isn't she?

0:04:18 > 0:04:20What things?

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Dunno. She was being quite mysterious, to be honest.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Thanks for keeping the chair warm for me.- For Sharon, you mean.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Yeah, that too.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Birthday present.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34What, you didn't know?

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Yeah, course I did.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39That'll be why she was being all mysterious this morning.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42You know what women are like about their significant birthdays.

0:04:42 > 0:04:47Oh, and I hope you're not planning any surprise parties

0:04:47 > 0:04:50cos she hates 'em.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Your dad is not in a good place.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58He's not the only one.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01So I thought we should do something to help,

0:05:01 > 0:05:04like organise a cleaning rota.

0:05:04 > 0:05:09Yeah. It says cleaning rota. Sadly, the rota part is missing.

0:05:09 > 0:05:14I thought you could handle that bit. I'm more of an ideas man.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19I knew I could count on you!

0:05:19 > 0:05:21HE WINCES

0:05:21 > 0:05:23You OK?

0:05:23 > 0:05:24I'm fine.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Where are you going?

0:05:28 > 0:05:33I...am going to get a job.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37OK. You might want to put some trousers on first.

0:05:38 > 0:05:43A surprise party sounds lovely, Jack. Oh, I've got no idea.

0:05:43 > 0:05:49Um, what does "significant" mean anyway? No! No, you can't ask her.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53You never ask. A woman asking's even worse!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56And the bailiffs stripped the place clean.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Glad they tied the knot, though.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Love conquers all.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Except the mortgage payment.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06I don't know, Jack. You used to be a detective, didn't you?

0:06:06 > 0:06:10Do some detecting. Bye. Men, eh?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Useless, the lot of them.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16You here for a reason?

0:06:16 > 0:06:20Yeah. Rainie. Have you heard anything yet?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23If I had I would have told you, wouldn't I?

0:06:23 > 0:06:27I don't know, Mum. Would you? Cos I've been asking you for weeks.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30I'm starting to think maybe you don't want her at the wedding.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33I've asked around all her old haunts. I've left messages.

0:06:33 > 0:06:34What else am I supposed to do?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Maybe she hasn't got any of the messages.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Maybe she has and she don't want to know.

0:06:39 > 0:06:44The way you two parted, she might need more time.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Uncle AJ?

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Hey, boys! How was Paris?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Yeah, it was fine.- Great.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11- Great.- Being married takes a while to get used to.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Give it five years. HE CHUCKLES

0:07:14 > 0:07:16How's Dad?

0:07:16 > 0:07:19HE SIGHS About how you'd expect.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21- Phil Mitchell own this place? - Yeah.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22What's it closed for?

0:07:22 > 0:07:26Since everybody who worked here was implicated in a murder.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28So, he's not choosy about who he employs then?

0:07:28 > 0:07:30You could say that, yes.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Syed, you heard from your mum?

0:07:33 > 0:07:34No. Should I have?

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Just hoped you might know where she and Kamil have gone.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38What d'you mean gone?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45I don't understand.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46It's a Letter of Consent.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Yes, I know. I can read.

0:07:48 > 0:07:49I don't understand.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51- This says I agree Lexi should live with you.- Yes.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Yes, but I don't agree. I should have custody. I'm her mum.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57You're also on bail for ABH and suspected of neglect.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59- I never neglected Lexi. - But they think you did.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03- And it's going to take months to prove otherwise.- Is that true?

0:08:03 > 0:08:04I don't know.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07You promised you'd get Lexi back. This can't be the only way.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09This is the fastest. It's the best way.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11It's my way. I thought we'd agreed this?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Agreed what? Pops?

0:08:20 > 0:08:23When you're ready, come and see me, all right?

0:08:23 > 0:08:24I'll never sign away my baby.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25It's not what you think.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Just get out!

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Careful. Wind'll change.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Yes, well, that must've been what happened to Uncle Derek then!

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Yeah, funny. This is pretty good. What's it for?

0:08:54 > 0:08:57My stupid Dad's got me doing some stupid pitch

0:08:57 > 0:08:59for a stupid advert to go in the stupid local papers.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02What's so stupid about that?

0:09:02 > 0:09:08Me. Because I can design the look, yeah. But the slogan...?

0:09:08 > 0:09:13This is what I got, I got...Brannings Best Bargains!

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Or Brannings Motors: We'll get you running.

0:09:18 > 0:09:19Mmmm.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21No, see look, that's terrible!

0:09:21 > 0:09:24D'you want some help?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26What do you know about advertising?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29About as much as you.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33OK. You're hired.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Look, I wanted to tell you but, I just didn't know how.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Like this. "Hi, Lola, Phil's promised to get back your baby

0:09:42 > 0:09:44"but only if he gets to keep her."

0:09:44 > 0:09:46- He is her granddad. - And what are you? The Pied Piper?

0:09:46 > 0:09:49I'm the bloke who has to watch you every time

0:09:49 > 0:09:53they take Lexi back to some nameless, faceless foster parent.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56It breaks my heart watching them break yours.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01C'mon Lo, don't you see,

0:10:01 > 0:10:04at least this way Lexi will be with people who love her,

0:10:04 > 0:10:05while we fight your case.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11Trish is coming today, yeah? Talk to her.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Maybe sign up for that parenting class she keeps banging on about.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16I don't need to take lessons in how to love my baby, you know!

0:10:16 > 0:10:20- You've got to show willing.- Yes, but you said you believed in Phil.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Do you trust him?

0:10:27 > 0:10:29SCOFFS

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Lola?- No, don't.- Lo, please! Lo!

0:10:32 > 0:10:34DOOR SLAMS

0:10:36 > 0:10:39I'm sensing you were expecting someone else?

0:10:39 > 0:10:41What do you want?

0:10:41 > 0:10:45A job. I'm a mechanic in need of an employer.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48I hear that you're a employer in need of a mechanic.

0:10:48 > 0:10:49So...match made in heaven.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Qualifications?

0:10:51 > 0:10:55Well, I'm not currently implicated in any murder inquiries.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58No. Wait.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Please! I'm sorry. I have a...thing.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Makes me say stupid things.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06I can't promise it won't happen again because it probably will.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09I'm unreliable, irresponsible, insolent, quite lazy.

0:11:09 > 0:11:15But...my family are going through some really bad stuff

0:11:15 > 0:11:18and I just need to help somehow.

0:11:18 > 0:11:23I'm also the best damn mechanic you'll ever meet.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25And...

0:11:25 > 0:11:28I don't ask questions.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32The best, eh?

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Prove it.

0:11:34 > 0:11:35Sure.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38How?

0:11:39 > 0:11:41I dunno, do I. 50?

0:11:41 > 0:11:44HE LAUGHS All right, calm down.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Only cos you said it was "significant".

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Jack, honestly, mate, who cares how old she is?

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Why don't you just ask her?

0:11:53 > 0:11:55All right, I'll see ya later.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Jack is throwing a surprise party for Sharon.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00The surprise being he doesn't know how old she is.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Why doesn't he just ask her? - Yeah, exactly!- Party? Yeah.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07No, no party for you. Not until you sort all this out.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08Right, what you got?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10OK.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18Brannings: A Brand You Can Believe In.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Yeah. Not a bad start.

0:12:23 > 0:12:24Start?

0:12:24 > 0:12:27I like the concept. Just the message, got to be a bit sexier.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Another victim out there.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Sexier, Lauren, yeah?

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Welcome to The Arches.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and...

0:12:41 > 0:12:45Sorry. That's my thing again. Star Wars.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49We must be cautious.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53It's a motorbike.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57It's a 1980 Suzuki, GSX 250cc, four stroke,

0:12:57 > 0:12:59parallel twin cylinder...

0:12:59 > 0:13:03Boo-yah! I told you I was the best.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Any tools and spares you can find in here you can use for free.

0:13:06 > 0:13:10Anything else you actually need, you have to pay for yourself.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Get it running, the job's yours.

0:13:13 > 0:13:14Easy peasy.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16You've got until the end of the day.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24I know as much you do, OK? I came home.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Mum and Kamil weren't here. Dad said they'd gone.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30She ran away? Or he threw her out?

0:13:30 > 0:13:33- I don't know! He's not talking about it.- Are they breaking up?

0:13:34 > 0:13:36It's not your fault.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Isn't it? Tambo.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Did you know Dad was a Star Wars fan?

0:13:41 > 0:13:45He saw Empire 18 times. AJ saw Star Wars 17 times.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48But Dad never saw Jedi.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Mum's gone, Dad's not talking.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Why on earth are you and AJ discussing Star Wars?

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Because Mum's gone. OK? Because Dad's not talking.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Because you lied, you cheated and ruined everything.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59So don't you think we'd be grabbing at the chance

0:13:59 > 0:14:02to talk about anything other than what happened?

0:14:02 > 0:14:04You should probably go.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07HE GROANS

0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Tam? You OK?- I'm fine. - No, you're not. Is it your back?

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Syed, I said I'm fine. OK? You don't get to care.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14Not so soon.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Come on.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Cora, how much are these?

0:14:28 > 0:14:30£3.50 for two.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33£3.50? But I've only got £2.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34Then that's what they cost.

0:14:34 > 0:14:38- Ta. Here.- Keep the money.

0:14:38 > 0:14:39They're for Lexi.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41SHE SIGHS

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Dunno what the point is anyway.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45She'll probably come back in someone else's clothes.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48- And they'll probably be designer. - You're giving up?

0:14:48 > 0:14:49You don't know what it's like.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53Yes, I do. My Rainie's an addict.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Has been for years.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00Every single night I go to bed and wonder if the phone's going to ring.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02If this time they've found her.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08Maybe I didn't fight hard enough, early enough.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Don't make that mistake.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13Thank you.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20What?

0:15:20 > 0:15:23You expecting that phone to ring with bad news again?

0:15:23 > 0:15:27I dunno. What I do know is Rainie's got my messages.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Why the hell hasn't she replied then?

0:15:30 > 0:15:34No idea. And I'm not sure I want to find out.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42Sexy.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Sexy?

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Sex.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Come on, what does that even mean?

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Not being funny, but it's a car lot! What's sexy about that?

0:15:53 > 0:15:55I got Brannings Bangers.

0:15:55 > 0:16:00No. Max's Meaty Motors?

0:16:00 > 0:16:03SHE GIGGLES Hey. You should do it more often.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05What?

0:16:05 > 0:16:06Smile.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Shut up.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12He's right. It's nice to see you smiling.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Actually, it's nice just to see you...sitting up.

0:16:15 > 0:16:20Hilarious. Oh. Yes! It's not about sex, is it?

0:16:20 > 0:16:25No. It's about love. You love your car, don't you?

0:16:25 > 0:16:30- You make a commitment to it.- Yeah. - Going to write that down.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35She's up and ready.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38That's funny. I didn't see a bike. And didn't hear an engine neither.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41It won't turn over. It just needs a valve. 35 quid.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Then find 35 quid and you get a job, don't you?

0:16:43 > 0:16:45I haven't got 35 pence, mate.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Those were the rules. "Easy peasy", remember?

0:16:48 > 0:16:50If you don't mind, I've got a party to go to.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54HE SIGHS

0:17:04 > 0:17:06SHE SIGHS

0:17:12 > 0:17:13SHE SIGHS

0:17:15 > 0:17:18SHE SIGHS

0:17:31 > 0:17:32Oof...

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Oh...

0:17:37 > 0:17:38Hmm...

0:17:46 > 0:17:47SIGHS

0:17:53 > 0:17:57­ CREAKING FLOORBOARDS

0:18:01 > 0:18:05Trish. You're early. Where's Lexi?

0:18:06 > 0:18:07She's not coming, Lo.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09What do you mean she's not coming?

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Lexi's poorly. It's not serious. Just a cold.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15But it was decided that it was best not to move her

0:18:15 > 0:18:17from where she was comfortable.

0:18:17 > 0:18:18Lexi's sick?

0:18:18 > 0:18:22And you think she'll be more comfortable with someone else.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25What is it with you people? What did I do?

0:18:26 > 0:18:29No, Lo...

0:18:29 > 0:18:30DOOR SLAMS

0:18:41 > 0:18:44Sheez... Tam, that is all kinds of wrong.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46What are you doing? Spying on people now?

0:18:46 > 0:18:48I had no idea it was that bad.

0:18:48 > 0:18:53Yeah, it's that bad. That's what fire does. It scars. And it kills.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55What, do you want a closer look?

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Tam, stop. It just...took me by surprise, is all.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Did you get your job?

0:19:03 > 0:19:05- Not quite. I...- Did you even try?

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Was there actually ever a job in the first place?

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Why are you still here? You know what Dad's going through.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13He doesn't need parties or cleaning rotas,

0:19:13 > 0:19:15he just needs someone he can rely on.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17So, how about you just go, run away and leave us alone?

0:19:27 > 0:19:33Branning Brothers: A Commitment to Excellence. A Commitment to You.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36That's good, Lauren.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39That's really good.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Drinks are on me.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44- Result!- Two drinks.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Right. Line 'em up! Luce, you in?

0:19:46 > 0:19:48- Just one.- Whit?

0:19:48 > 0:19:50No. It's a bit early for me.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51What's that supposed to mean?

0:19:51 > 0:19:56Nothing. Just what I said. Right, I'm going to call Tyler.

0:19:56 > 0:20:00- What's her problem?- Babe, just get yourself down here, will you, please?

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Is that Tanya?

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Yeah. Did you find out how old she is?

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Could always cut her in half, count her rings.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Here we are. Shh, everyone. She's here.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16ALL: Surprise!

0:20:16 > 0:20:19MUSIC STARTS

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Tamwar. What's up?

0:20:30 > 0:20:34Uncle AJ. He walked in on me checking my scars.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37And I kinda lost it at him.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Yeah, well, I'm sure it'll be fine.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41No, like, you don't understand.

0:20:41 > 0:20:42- I was really harsh. - ENGINE APPROACHES

0:20:42 > 0:20:45I kind of told him go. To run away. And he did.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47What is that?

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Trouble.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00What do you think?

0:21:00 > 0:21:02What a piece of junk.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04She'll make 0.5 past light speed.

0:21:04 > 0:21:05Geeks.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Want to ride?

0:21:16 > 0:21:17AJ CHUCKLES

0:21:19 > 0:21:20Hey!

0:21:20 > 0:21:22CHUCKLES

0:21:22 > 0:21:23I was doing all the right things.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Look, I even signed up to your parenting classes.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29That's a really good step. I know it's difficult.

0:21:29 > 0:21:34But you must be patient. And you must control your temper.

0:21:34 > 0:21:38I brought something for you. It was taken today.

0:21:40 > 0:21:44When it was decided Lexi couldn't come, I went over so I could bring

0:21:44 > 0:21:48a little piece of her to you. I know it's hard.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50But you have to believe me.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53We all want what's best for Lexi.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01So you got a job?

0:22:02 > 0:22:04- Yep.- Cleaning rota?

0:22:04 > 0:22:05Yep.

0:22:05 > 0:22:06What's your next trick?

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Dunno, bruv.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Tam said you saw the old...

0:22:10 > 0:22:12- Yeah.- It's pretty grim.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15It's not that. It's not...

0:22:15 > 0:22:18It's...everything.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21What you, your family, have been through.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24What you're going through. I don't know how you all do it.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26How you all cope.

0:22:26 > 0:22:27MASOOD LAUGHS

0:22:27 > 0:22:31I really don't. I'm not sure I can.

0:22:31 > 0:22:32HE LAUGHS AGAIN

0:22:34 > 0:22:37It's not some sort of test, AJ. You can leave.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40No-one's going to blame you.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46If you have to toss a coin over a decision like this,

0:22:46 > 0:22:48your decision's already made.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12I've got to get back to work. I'll see you later?

0:23:12 > 0:23:14See ya. Another one?

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Yes, please.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24- OK, what is your problem? - What do you mean?

0:23:24 > 0:23:26You treating Joey like dirt.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30No, I'm not. He's working, he should keep his distance.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Yeah? Well, I know who I want to keep my distance from.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39- Happy birthday.- Thank you.

0:23:39 > 0:23:40Surprised?

0:23:40 > 0:23:43Yeah. For the record, I hate surprise parties.

0:23:43 > 0:23:48I tried to warn him. Still, nice for your 43rd, isn't it?

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Yeah. That's why I like him.

0:23:54 > 0:23:59- MOBILE BEEPS - I've got to go.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08Good riddance. She was treating you like dirt.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11No. She's just venting. It's nothing.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Venting about what?

0:24:13 > 0:24:14I kissed her a couple of weeks ago.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17S'pose she got a bit hung up about it, that's all.

0:24:17 > 0:24:21What? But she's got a boyfriend. You've got a girlfriend!

0:24:21 > 0:24:24All right, Lauren. It was nothing serious, was it?

0:24:24 > 0:24:28She was getting all in my face, so I thought I'd prove a point.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30That's all.

0:24:30 > 0:24:34Hey. I really liked today. We should do it again.

0:24:38 > 0:24:42MASOOD: I was the only one that wanted to be Luke Skywalker.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Everyone else wanted to be Han Solo.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46- TAMWAR:- Arrogant, wasn't he?

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Yeah, but he was the coolest one.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Why has this flared up?

0:24:50 > 0:24:53It's just a slight contracture, OK. I hadn't been keeping an eye on it.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55You can't afford to do that.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Well, I've had other things on my mind, Dad.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01So you never saw Jedi? That was 1983.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03That's when you married Mum.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Yeah, she had different tastes in film.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10You changed for her, didn't you?

0:25:10 > 0:25:12I loved your mother very much.

0:25:14 > 0:25:19I LOVE your mother very much.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27Is she coming back?

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Yeah, of course. She's just with friends.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32Just having a little break, that's all.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38- HE CLEARS HIS THROAT - Mind if I cut in?

0:25:38 > 0:25:39You don't have to.

0:25:39 > 0:25:43Yes, I do. I want to. Well, I don't want to.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45But I do have to.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52- It's OK you get used to it after a while.- Really?

0:25:52 > 0:25:53No.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55I see your point.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Although...

0:25:59 > 0:26:02..it does look a lot like the Emperor's face,

0:26:02 > 0:26:05all lumpy and full of gravitas.

0:26:05 > 0:26:06Thanks, AJ.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Say something, Emperor, Go on. Blah, blah blah Dark Side.

0:26:09 > 0:26:10THEY CHUCKLE

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Does this make me your Padawan now?

0:26:14 > 0:26:16Let's not mention the prequels.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19Yeah.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21What made you change your mind?

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Who said I have?

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Well, you're here.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Look at it.

0:26:29 > 0:26:30Do you love her?

0:26:32 > 0:26:33She's a baby.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36Do...you...love...her?

0:26:37 > 0:26:39Does it matter?

0:26:39 > 0:26:41It will if you betrayed her.

0:26:41 > 0:26:45You wouldn't notice but this is Lexi rolling over.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47I was looking for it before she left

0:26:47 > 0:26:51but I never got the chance to see it.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53What are you doing?

0:26:53 > 0:26:56I missed that moment in my baby's life and I won't miss another one.

0:27:14 > 0:27:15Trust me.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27Here you are, mate. You can have that.

0:28:37 > 0:28:39- Morning.- Morning.

0:28:39 > 0:28:41Ah... Have I got any post today?

0:28:43 > 0:28:44What date is it?

0:28:44 > 0:28:46The date is the 23rd.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48Ah, yeah.

0:28:48 > 0:28:51You see, end of the month, the bills keep rolling in.

0:28:51 > 0:28:53What are you going to do today?

0:28:54 > 0:28:58Today? Find a job, pay my share.

0:28:58 > 0:29:00Well, you don't have to worry about that,

0:29:00 > 0:29:02because we have got the magic jar.

0:29:02 > 0:29:06We've got enough to last us at least a...week.

0:29:06 > 0:29:08Well done, it's your first day and you're already late.

0:29:08 > 0:29:10What do you do in that bathroom?

0:29:10 > 0:29:13What can I say, the ladies expect a certain standard of grooming.

0:29:13 > 0:29:17Now you're an employed part of this happy household,

0:29:17 > 0:29:20I thought you might want to contribute to the family finances.

0:29:20 > 0:29:22Oh, I'm quite happy with this no payment,

0:29:22 > 0:29:24no residency rights situation.

0:29:24 > 0:29:27I'm a teaching assistant with a few postal rounds in a week.

0:29:27 > 0:29:28I can't cover all the costs.

0:29:28 > 0:29:30If you do a job you love,

0:29:30 > 0:29:33you're always going to be taken advantage of.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36Oh, weren't we supposed to be doing something today?

0:29:36 > 0:29:39I don't think so... We could have a lads' night?

0:29:39 > 0:29:43I'm sure we're supposed to be doing something today.

0:29:43 > 0:29:48Jimmie. It's Phil. Change of plan, meet me at the cafe instead, yeah?

0:29:48 > 0:29:49And don't keep me waiting.

0:29:56 > 0:29:58Yeah, it's beautiful,

0:29:58 > 0:30:02but ordering one for Rainie's jumping the gun ain't it?

0:30:02 > 0:30:03Why? She's a bridesmaid.

0:30:03 > 0:30:05You know what she's like.

0:30:05 > 0:30:07We don't know where she is, and when she wants to disappear...

0:30:07 > 0:30:09Do you think she's back on it?

0:30:09 > 0:30:12No, no.

0:30:12 > 0:30:14Good, because I want her at my wedding.

0:30:17 > 0:30:19LOUD KNOCKING ON DOOR

0:30:19 > 0:30:23All right, all right, calm down. What's the matter with you?

0:30:23 > 0:30:25Blimey. Banging on the door.

0:30:25 > 0:30:26Oh, all right, Phil?

0:30:26 > 0:30:28We alone?

0:30:28 > 0:30:31- Yeah, yeah, yeah, they've left. - They?

0:30:31 > 0:30:33- Yeah. The Border Agency guys. - I thought they was old bill?

0:30:33 > 0:30:37No, no, no. They got a tip-off about, you know, the decorators that you got in.

0:30:37 > 0:30:39Reckon they were illegal.

0:30:39 > 0:30:41- And you gave 'em my address? - No! No course I didn't.

0:30:41 > 0:30:44They came here first. Phil, they've got your address.

0:30:44 > 0:30:46They know about the R&R, the Arches...

0:30:46 > 0:30:48If they come back asking any more questions,

0:30:48 > 0:30:51do what you do best, just play dumb. All right?

0:30:51 > 0:30:54Phil, hold on, mate. It's you they want to talk to, isn't it?

0:30:54 > 0:30:56They're going to be back in a couple hours.

0:31:01 > 0:31:03DOORBELL RINGS

0:31:09 > 0:31:10Go on, hit it.

0:31:10 > 0:31:12# Hey Tam, yo! It's your birthday, oh!

0:31:12 > 0:31:15# And we're going to celebrate with a glass of OJ, oh no, oh yes

0:31:15 > 0:31:17# That's how we roll, yo yo. #

0:31:17 > 0:31:19- What you doing?- What you said.

0:31:19 > 0:31:23- No, you're doing it wrong.- I did what you said.- Come on, seriously.

0:31:23 > 0:31:25- Can you just stop, please? - What's wrong with you, man?

0:31:25 > 0:31:27I'm not doing the whole birthday thing this year.

0:31:27 > 0:31:30Oh, is it cos your restaurant went bust?

0:31:30 > 0:31:31- No.- Oops...

0:31:31 > 0:31:33Oh, cos you're missing your mum and Kamil?

0:31:33 > 0:31:35Who told you about that?

0:31:35 > 0:31:37Um...he did?

0:31:38 > 0:31:43Denise may have mentioned it? Cos...I went to see her....

0:31:43 > 0:31:45At the...Minute Mart...

0:31:45 > 0:31:49to go buy some...fabric softener.

0:31:49 > 0:31:51Fabric softener?

0:31:51 > 0:31:54I just wanted to say sorry to hear about your mum and that.

0:31:54 > 0:31:57It's well sad. But it's your birthday, he wrote you a song and everything.

0:31:57 > 0:32:01- I'm sure it's lovely.- No, it's not lovely. It's hard-core. Hit it.

0:32:01 > 0:32:03# Hey Tam, yo! It's your birthday, oh!

0:32:03 > 0:32:05# And we're going to celebrate with... #

0:32:05 > 0:32:09Will both of you just stop? Please, not now.

0:32:15 > 0:32:17So when do you reckon they'll let me have Lexi?

0:32:17 > 0:32:20I wouldn't go painting the nursery just yet.

0:32:20 > 0:32:22Once we file the application to the court, they'll appoint

0:32:22 > 0:32:26a lawyer to look into your personal life, home, work...

0:32:26 > 0:32:27What's going on with Shirley?

0:32:27 > 0:32:29Nothing.

0:32:29 > 0:32:32Going to be a lot easier convincing the courts you're the right person

0:32:32 > 0:32:34for Lexi if you're in a stable relationship

0:32:34 > 0:32:36with people who can support you.

0:32:36 > 0:32:39- She ain't an option.- You'd at least look like you're a happy family.

0:32:39 > 0:32:40We don't need her, all right?

0:32:43 > 0:32:46You're a recovering alcoholic with a son on remand for murder.

0:32:46 > 0:32:49You're hardly a poster boy for the social services.

0:32:49 > 0:32:51If you can't handle this, if you're out of your depth,

0:32:51 > 0:32:53I'll find another brief, all right?

0:32:53 > 0:32:54I'm on top of it.

0:32:54 > 0:32:56Good. You better be.

0:32:58 > 0:33:02Look, there's no reason why social services should get to know about

0:33:02 > 0:33:05your health issues, but keeping Ben out of it's going to be difficult.

0:33:07 > 0:33:09Couple of teas to take away.

0:33:10 > 0:33:13- Nothing else we need to address? - Like what?

0:33:13 > 0:33:17The slightest whiff of anything illegal or unpleasant,

0:33:17 > 0:33:21proven or otherwise, and social services will run a mile from you.

0:33:21 > 0:33:23No, nothing.

0:33:25 > 0:33:26Good.

0:33:26 > 0:33:29I'll test the water and see what they throw back at us.

0:33:29 > 0:33:32If we can convince them you're a model family man,

0:33:32 > 0:33:34I'm sure they'll let you have the kid.

0:33:40 > 0:33:42Morning, Kim.

0:33:42 > 0:33:44Ah, Patrick, lifesaver.

0:33:44 > 0:33:47Man, I'm starving. Denise cooking breakfast?

0:33:47 > 0:33:49No. Thanks to Zainab, she's working full time at the Mini Mart,

0:33:49 > 0:33:51so I'm cooking solo.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54Don't worry yourself about me, I'll get something down at the cafe.

0:33:54 > 0:33:58No, no, don't go, don't go. I need some help.

0:33:58 > 0:34:00SHE SCREAMS

0:34:01 > 0:34:02SHE YAWNS DRAMATICALLY

0:34:02 > 0:34:08Good morning. Could you finish laying the tables, please?

0:34:08 > 0:34:09I'll be with you in a minute.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11OK? Thanks.

0:34:24 > 0:34:29Thought you'd forgotten about me. Where do you want me to start?

0:34:29 > 0:34:31The Merc, take it down the breakers' yard.

0:34:31 > 0:34:35- You want me to see if I can get it past the MOT?- No. I want it lost.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38When you get to the breakers', only speak to Micky. Tell him to box it.

0:34:38 > 0:34:41No paperwork. Give him this.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43Whatever you say.

0:34:43 > 0:34:44Right answer.

0:34:44 > 0:34:47When you've done that, you can have the rest of the day off.

0:34:47 > 0:34:49Really? Thanks.

0:34:51 > 0:34:55This Suzuki. Can I have it?

0:34:55 > 0:34:58Have it? It's worth over a grand done up.

0:34:58 > 0:35:01- Really?- Yeah, really. But take it as it is,

0:35:01 > 0:35:03you can have it for 500 quid.

0:35:03 > 0:35:06500 quid's a bit steep for me. I suppose I could go to 350.

0:35:06 > 0:35:08No.

0:35:08 > 0:35:09I can get my hands on 465, cash.

0:35:09 > 0:35:12- HE EXHALES - Yeah, all right, go on then.

0:35:12 > 0:35:16- If I find you working on it in my time you're out the door.- OK. Deal.

0:35:20 > 0:35:26Good morning, your breakfasts are here. Yes, I know, your coffee!

0:35:26 > 0:35:32So here we have half a full English, thank you, beans on bread.

0:35:32 > 0:35:37Yes, I know, your tea is coming. It's on its way. It's coming.

0:35:37 > 0:35:38Babe, you all right?

0:35:38 > 0:35:42They're just so demanding. Food, drinks, bread!

0:35:42 > 0:35:46- Babe, it's a B&B. - My back's hurting me.- Really?

0:35:46 > 0:35:48- Yes.- Seemed like it was all right last night.

0:35:48 > 0:35:50Yeah, well, I didn't want to say anything.

0:35:50 > 0:35:52It's been hurting me for some time now.

0:35:52 > 0:35:54Sounds like you need a good soak, babe.

0:35:54 > 0:35:57But I've got to do the I got breakfasts...

0:35:57 > 0:36:00Babe, look I'd love to help but I got to go to the Vic.

0:36:00 > 0:36:02I've got some slow-cooked lambs to sort out.

0:36:02 > 0:36:03It hurts.

0:36:03 > 0:36:06- GROANING - Right down there.

0:36:06 > 0:36:08All right, all right, all right.

0:36:08 > 0:36:10Tell you what, I'll sort these breakfasts out,

0:36:10 > 0:36:13I'll run you a bath but I can't stay too long, all right?

0:36:14 > 0:36:16OK. Yeah. Thank you.

0:36:18 > 0:36:19SHE GIGGLES

0:36:19 > 0:36:22Sorry!

0:36:25 > 0:36:27- Morning. - You might be getting a visit.

0:36:27 > 0:36:29Nice to see you too.

0:36:29 > 0:36:30Immigration.

0:36:30 > 0:36:32What have you been up to?

0:36:32 > 0:36:34Nothing. It's just some decorators I used at the Vic.

0:36:34 > 0:36:37Show 'em an invoice, prove you thought they were legal.

0:36:37 > 0:36:40It was a cash job. It was two coats of emulsion and a coat of gloss.

0:36:40 > 0:36:43I didn't ask for their life stories, did I?

0:36:43 > 0:36:46Didn't pay them with these then? They're fake, counterfeit.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49We must have at least 500 quid's worth.

0:36:49 > 0:36:51Nothing to do with me.

0:36:51 > 0:36:54Won't mind if I go to the police then, will you?

0:36:54 > 0:36:55No old bill and no publicity.

0:36:55 > 0:36:58I don't want any trouble being stirred up for me.

0:36:58 > 0:36:59Never worried you before.

0:36:59 > 0:37:04I never tried to get care of anybody's kid before. Lexi.

0:37:04 > 0:37:06You? I thought the idea was to help Lola?

0:37:06 > 0:37:10And the best way to do that is to offer to have her.

0:37:10 > 0:37:12How are you going to bring up a baby on your own? DOOR BUZZES

0:37:12 > 0:37:15Have you forgotten how hard it is to bring up children?

0:37:15 > 0:37:16Well, I'll make it work.

0:37:16 > 0:37:20As long as everyone remembers that I'm the perfect family man,

0:37:20 > 0:37:22who never gets into any trouble.

0:37:23 > 0:37:26Hello? Who?

0:37:26 > 0:37:28Get rid of 'em.

0:37:28 > 0:37:30I'm just on my way out. I'll come to you.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42Lauren. Your mum's on the war path.

0:37:42 > 0:37:44You're meant to be at home doing this fitting.

0:37:44 > 0:37:47- I'm sure whatever she's chosen... - Home! Now! Don't be cheeky.

0:37:47 > 0:37:49- All right?- Yeah, not too bad.

0:37:49 > 0:37:51Very pleased with the ad you done, by the way.

0:37:51 > 0:37:53Well, the ad we did.

0:37:53 > 0:37:56Here, Max, I reckon you could utilise my skills out the car lot.

0:37:56 > 0:37:59Well, whenever I want an ad, I'll give you a shout.

0:37:59 > 0:38:03Not advertising, sales. You're out there on your own now, aren't ya?

0:38:03 > 0:38:06Reckon I could make the perfect junior sales executive.

0:38:06 > 0:38:08Uh..

0:38:08 > 0:38:12Joey, I've got a car to drop off. Come and see me after that, yeah?

0:38:12 > 0:38:14Lauren, got time for a coffee?

0:38:14 > 0:38:15- No, sorry.- Home, now, please.

0:38:16 > 0:38:18Maybe later then.

0:38:23 > 0:38:25Look, we will get him a present.

0:38:25 > 0:38:28It'll take more than a CD and some aftershave to get him to forgive me.

0:38:28 > 0:38:30He's your brother, he'll forgive you.

0:38:30 > 0:38:32Why?

0:38:32 > 0:38:36Because he's a very nice man, from a really lovely family.

0:38:36 > 0:38:38- Really?- Mad, but lovely.

0:38:38 > 0:38:43- Well, congrats on your big day, guys!- Poppy, thanks.- Thank you.

0:38:43 > 0:38:46I love a wedding. The flowers, the dresses...

0:38:46 > 0:38:50The dresses that...the other guests wear.

0:38:50 > 0:38:53Babe, don't worry about it. Syed went full out, veil, tiara,

0:38:53 > 0:38:5430 foot train.

0:38:54 > 0:38:55THEY LAUGH

0:38:55 > 0:38:58- I'll see you at the Vic later, yeah? - What for?

0:38:58 > 0:39:01Fats wants to take Tamwar for a birthday drink.

0:39:01 > 0:39:03Course he does. And yes, you will see us later.

0:39:03 > 0:39:06- Cool. See you later, guys. - See you, babe.

0:39:06 > 0:39:09- We can't go.- Why not?

0:39:09 > 0:39:13Well, apart from destroying my family, I haven't got him a present!

0:39:13 > 0:39:14Well...

0:39:14 > 0:39:18how about something like this?

0:39:18 > 0:39:21He's 22. He's not about to retire.

0:39:21 > 0:39:24Might be good for interviews.

0:39:24 > 0:39:27Don't think it's a good idea to remind him he hasn't got a job.

0:39:27 > 0:39:28- Why don't we ask him himself?- No.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30Tam!

0:39:30 > 0:39:32Happy birthday.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34Thanks.

0:39:34 > 0:39:35So what do you want?

0:39:35 > 0:39:38What do I want? Nothing. I've got everything I could possibly want.

0:39:38 > 0:39:40Tambo.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42I am going to go to McKlunky's finest cuisine,

0:39:42 > 0:39:45and see if they've got any vacancies for failed restaurateurs.

0:39:49 > 0:39:52We are going to find him something perfect, all right?

0:39:54 > 0:39:56You all right, Phil?

0:39:56 > 0:39:59It's your lucky day, your chance to be a hero.

0:39:59 > 0:40:00Really?

0:40:00 > 0:40:02You've got to tell them Borders Agency geezers

0:40:02 > 0:40:04it was you that hired them decorators.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07How's that make me a hero then?

0:40:07 > 0:40:09- Taking one for the team.- Which team?

0:40:09 > 0:40:12My team, which is the only team you need to worry about.

0:40:12 > 0:40:14Phil, listen, I've got my licence to think about,

0:40:14 > 0:40:17any more trouble with the old bill and they could take it off me.

0:40:17 > 0:40:20You won't need a licence if I get nicked for this, cos you

0:40:20 > 0:40:24won't have a pub to worry about, or a newly decorated flat to live in.

0:40:26 > 0:40:28So what do you think?

0:40:28 > 0:40:31Yeah, yeah, they're all right.

0:40:31 > 0:40:32They're a bit long.

0:40:32 > 0:40:35I did think the neck line was just going to be a bit lower.

0:40:35 > 0:40:37You're bridesmaids, not pole dancers.

0:40:37 > 0:40:38Anyway, not being funny,

0:40:38 > 0:40:40but everyone's going to be looking at me.

0:40:40 > 0:40:44- All right, girls. You look lovely. - Oh, hello, what you doing here?

0:40:44 > 0:40:46- I'm interviewing him for a job. - What, here?

0:40:46 > 0:40:49- Yep. I need an audience. - Jay's job?

0:40:49 > 0:40:50Jay was a gopher, this is sales.

0:40:50 > 0:40:52It's a special skill, not everyone can do it.

0:40:52 > 0:40:53Well, if you can do it...

0:40:53 > 0:40:55Excuse me, Joey, I've had years of experience.

0:40:55 > 0:40:57Years and years and years.

0:40:57 > 0:41:00Everyone thinks they can be a salesman, don't they?

0:41:00 > 0:41:03- He's got a big enough gob. - Thanks, yeah.- It does help.

0:41:03 > 0:41:04That and lying.

0:41:04 > 0:41:07What you talking about, lying? We might embellish but we don't lie.

0:41:07 > 0:41:10Lies are like sales warranties. Come back and bite you, don't they?

0:41:10 > 0:41:13- Right, you show me what you can do. - What, now?

0:41:13 > 0:41:16Yeah. Go on, I'll make it easy for you, all right.

0:41:16 > 0:41:18Abi believes everything she's told. Sell her that motor.

0:41:18 > 0:41:20That's not true.

0:41:20 > 0:41:23Nah, nah, I'd rather have a challenge, thank you. No offence.

0:41:23 > 0:41:28Madam, I see you're very interested in this car, nice choice.

0:41:28 > 0:41:31Great body work, lovely lines, nice souped-up little engine.

0:41:31 > 0:41:34- It's over-priced.- Some say that you get what you pay for.

0:41:34 > 0:41:38- But not what you always deserve. - What you doing?

0:41:38 > 0:41:41It's only rain, you're going to get that as a salesman, carry on.

0:41:41 > 0:41:42Nice one, thanks.

0:41:42 > 0:41:45Perhaps madam would like to take her out for a test drive to see

0:41:45 > 0:41:48how elegantly she handles in the wet?

0:41:48 > 0:41:50Who underwrites your guarantees?

0:41:50 > 0:41:51Excuse me, no trick questions.

0:41:51 > 0:41:54All our previous customers have been satisfied.

0:41:54 > 0:41:56Perhaps you'd like to read some of their feedback.

0:41:56 > 0:41:59- Ooh! Positive customer feedback! - Will be once I've written them.

0:41:59 > 0:42:02Writing your own reviews. Why does that not surprise me?

0:42:02 > 0:42:06You're right. Words are cheap. Nothing compares to the real experience.

0:42:06 > 0:42:09So how about I take you for a little test drive

0:42:09 > 0:42:13- and show you what all the fuss is about?- Very good.

0:42:13 > 0:42:17Definitely a chip off the old Branning block, ain't he?

0:42:17 > 0:42:19Yep. Yep, he's definitely a Branning.

0:42:19 > 0:42:22- All right. You start tomorrow, on commission.- Nice one.

0:42:22 > 0:42:23Congratulations.

0:42:25 > 0:42:26I hate to let a sale go.

0:42:28 > 0:42:29Oi.

0:42:30 > 0:42:33What's wrong with you?

0:42:33 > 0:42:34What is your problem?

0:42:34 > 0:42:36Your dad just offered me a job.

0:42:36 > 0:42:38You and Whitney?

0:42:38 > 0:42:40It was just a kiss, Lauren.

0:42:40 > 0:42:43Well, when are you going to tell Lucy about it then?

0:42:43 > 0:42:44Why would I do that?

0:42:49 > 0:42:51He's got a lot on his mind.

0:42:51 > 0:42:54What with your mum and that? Sorry, Tam.

0:42:54 > 0:42:58That's all right. And thanks for the birthday rap.

0:42:58 > 0:43:00It's all good in the hood, bruv.

0:43:00 > 0:43:02You know, it's your big day, ain't it?

0:43:02 > 0:43:06That's the thing, I don't want a big day, I just want a normal day.

0:43:06 > 0:43:08A small day.

0:43:08 > 0:43:11I want my wife to go home to, Mum nagging me about the restaurant.

0:43:11 > 0:43:13Here, Tam, listen mate, did you ever have any

0:43:13 > 0:43:15employment issues in your restaurant?

0:43:15 > 0:43:17Alfie, bruv.

0:43:17 > 0:43:19Oh, duh, mate, sorry, I'm being insensitive.

0:43:19 > 0:43:22- Listen, top bhuna by the way. - Thanks.

0:43:22 > 0:43:25Just wondered if you ever had any staff problems with people who...

0:43:25 > 0:43:28- People that...shouldn't be working?- Why would we?

0:43:28 > 0:43:32No, no reason, just that maybe you employed people that

0:43:32 > 0:43:33weren't from round here.

0:43:33 > 0:43:35Round here? Yeah.

0:43:35 > 0:43:37Oh, we did, we had a guy, he was from south London.

0:43:37 > 0:43:39Well, that's disgraceful. I'm sorry.

0:43:39 > 0:43:42No. All our staff were British, taxed, NI.

0:43:42 > 0:43:45Hold tight. Are you looking for cheaper bar staff?

0:43:45 > 0:43:48- Why, do you know any? Oh, I'm only joking.- Hey, come on, man!

0:43:48 > 0:43:51- I'm just about getting by already. - At least you've got a job.

0:43:51 > 0:43:53How do you fancy, this is an idea, OK?

0:43:53 > 0:43:55How do you two fancy earning a score each?

0:44:01 > 0:44:04- You're still here? - Yeah. Wanted to keep it tidy.

0:44:04 > 0:44:07OK, now here, this is a shopping list,

0:44:07 > 0:44:10you're out of almost everything, babe.

0:44:10 > 0:44:13Also the guy up in room five, he wanted to stay another night,

0:44:13 > 0:44:16and a dude from Manchester rang about a deal on a month's stay,

0:44:16 > 0:44:20- and apparently the radiator in the bathroom's leaking.- Oh.

0:44:20 > 0:44:22On the brighter side,

0:44:22 > 0:44:24I found this when I was clearing out the bins.

0:44:24 > 0:44:25Oh!

0:44:25 > 0:44:29- A little present for you. - It's pretty.

0:44:29 > 0:44:31Hey, P.

0:44:31 > 0:44:34Everything OK? I mean, anything I can do?

0:44:34 > 0:44:35Nah, nah, we're good.

0:44:35 > 0:44:37Look at that, look. Nice, innit?

0:44:37 > 0:44:41Oh, you found it! Cora's bracelet.

0:44:41 > 0:44:44Man, she is going to be pleased with me.

0:44:44 > 0:44:47Thank you, honey, thank you. Yeah, man.

0:44:47 > 0:44:49Babe, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I've got to go.

0:44:49 > 0:44:52All right, thanks.

0:45:04 > 0:45:06- Stupid thing! - Hey, what you doing?

0:45:06 > 0:45:09It's not all there, the last pages are missing.

0:45:09 > 0:45:11All right, all right, calm yourself down.

0:45:11 > 0:45:13I got it in the market and it's about two bunnies,

0:45:13 > 0:45:16one big one and one small one and they look after each other.

0:45:16 > 0:45:18Don't get yourself all worked up.

0:45:18 > 0:45:20No, cos I thought Lexi was my little bunny.

0:45:20 > 0:45:23I thought it was a sign and that she would come home

0:45:23 > 0:45:26- and everything would be all right. - It will be all right, I can fix it.

0:45:26 > 0:45:28No, you can't!

0:45:28 > 0:45:29She's going to have a proper book

0:45:29 > 0:45:32with all the pictures and nothing missing.

0:45:32 > 0:45:34I can make that brand new!

0:45:34 > 0:45:37We can write our own ending, can't we?

0:45:37 > 0:45:40I wanted to read it to her, when she come home.

0:45:40 > 0:45:42That might not be for a while yet.

0:45:48 > 0:45:51Phil's going to get Lexi home soon, right?

0:45:52 > 0:45:57Listen, Lo, I wouldn't rely too much on Phil at the moment.

0:45:57 > 0:45:59He means well but...

0:45:59 > 0:46:02He's still got a lot on his plate, hasn't he?

0:46:02 > 0:46:05What with Ben, Shirley leaving.

0:46:05 > 0:46:08At the end of the day, it's down to us now.

0:46:09 > 0:46:12Me, you and Lexi. Our own little family.

0:46:12 > 0:46:14DOORBELL RINGS

0:46:14 > 0:46:16Things ain't going to change overnight.

0:46:16 > 0:46:17Yeah.

0:46:19 > 0:46:21KNOCK ON DOOR

0:46:21 > 0:46:22I'm coming.

0:46:26 > 0:46:28- All right, Phil? - Anyone been asking after me?

0:46:28 > 0:46:31Asking after you? No. Why? What's the matter?

0:46:31 > 0:46:33Just wanted to make sure no-one's been

0:46:33 > 0:46:35poking their nose into my business?

0:46:35 > 0:46:37- Why would they?- No reason.

0:46:37 > 0:46:39Just so long as we all remember to play happy families,

0:46:39 > 0:46:41everything will be fine.

0:46:41 > 0:46:42You can count on us.

0:46:42 > 0:46:46Bought it for Lexi down the market but the poxy thing's broken.

0:46:46 > 0:46:47Well, if you want some books...

0:46:47 > 0:46:49No, Phil.

0:46:49 > 0:46:52Go up to Stratford, get her some new books, yeah,

0:46:52 > 0:46:56- nice ones, with pop up pictures and all that sort of thing.- Thanks.

0:46:56 > 0:46:59- I'll catch you later. - See you, mate.

0:47:08 > 0:47:09Oh, no.

0:47:09 > 0:47:12Looking good, nephew.

0:47:12 > 0:47:14Looking perfect, I'd employ 'em.

0:47:14 > 0:47:18Well, as we rehearsed, I did. Well, actually Phil did. Don't forget.

0:47:18 > 0:47:20Is this actually legal?

0:47:20 > 0:47:24It's not...illegal, is it? It's probably a bit...un-legal.

0:47:24 > 0:47:27Amazing, so what happens if they want to interview us?

0:47:27 > 0:47:30Nothing to worry about. You're all legit, aren't you?

0:47:30 > 0:47:33- Yes!- Good! Well, there's nothing to worry about.

0:47:33 > 0:47:36Yeah, but we don't want to get him busted on his birthday, man.

0:47:36 > 0:47:39It's your birthday. Why didn't you say?

0:47:39 > 0:47:41Well done.

0:48:34 > 0:48:36All right, mate. Look. Well?

0:48:39 > 0:48:41This is it? Your great master plan?

0:48:41 > 0:48:45Yeah. We'll just tell Immigration our decorators here

0:48:45 > 0:48:48are 100% British kosher and whoever grassed em up must be racist.

0:48:48 > 0:48:51- Yeah, it's got its flaws, but... - Just get out of here, please.

0:48:51 > 0:48:54- Thing is...- Now! Get out of here! - Go, go, go, go!

0:48:54 > 0:48:56- All right fellas, you OK? All good? - Mr Moon.- Yes, sir.

0:48:56 > 0:48:58We still haven't been able to find Mr Mitchell.

0:48:58 > 0:49:00I know, see, now, what I need to tell you...

0:49:00 > 0:49:02You didn't try very hard. I'm Phil Mitchell.

0:49:02 > 0:49:05I need to talk to you about some work you had done a few weeks ago.

0:49:05 > 0:49:08I think you'll find that my tenant

0:49:08 > 0:49:11can answer all your questions.

0:49:11 > 0:49:14Yeah, I can do that, that's good. Any questions you want.

0:49:14 > 0:49:17Like, the meaning of life, is there a God, will West Ham win?

0:49:17 > 0:49:20Sorry, I know what you actually want to talk about, the decorators.

0:49:20 > 0:49:22Funny, it's an interesting story, right...

0:49:22 > 0:49:25Before I do tell you, this won't affect my drinks licence, will it?

0:49:25 > 0:49:28Alfie, shut up, will you?

0:49:28 > 0:49:32- I employed the painters.- So you're legally responsible, Mr Mitchell.

0:49:32 > 0:49:33I believed they were kosher.

0:49:33 > 0:49:36It's your job to check every employee has a right to work here.

0:49:36 > 0:49:39It's our job to prosecute people who use illegal labour.

0:49:39 > 0:49:43Sorry, I'm late, Mr Mitchell, busy day.

0:49:43 > 0:49:45Here's the paperwork for the decorators.

0:49:45 > 0:49:48What does this have to do with you, Mrs Rickman?

0:49:48 > 0:49:53It's an invoice, from the company Mr Mitchell employed to do the work.

0:49:53 > 0:49:57Sorry, couldn't find it earlier.

0:49:58 > 0:50:01You do realise that the men you were using were illegal?

0:50:01 > 0:50:04Mr Mitchell paid a British registered company in good faith.

0:50:04 > 0:50:08He did not enter into any direct negotiations with the labour

0:50:08 > 0:50:13and therefore cannot be held responsible for their employment status.

0:50:13 > 0:50:16That is correct isn't it?

0:50:16 > 0:50:19We will look into this a bit further. We'll be in touch.

0:50:19 > 0:50:21We will get the invoice back, won't we?

0:50:21 > 0:50:25Only, the tax man will need to see it.

0:50:25 > 0:50:28Take care, fellas. All the best.

0:50:28 > 0:50:30Sharon, that was brilliant. Well done.

0:50:30 > 0:50:32Why didn't we think of that?

0:50:32 > 0:50:34Because it's the truth, the law.

0:50:34 > 0:50:36Maybe we should try it. Drinks on the house.

0:50:36 > 0:50:39How'd you get hold of get the invoice?

0:50:39 > 0:50:42I had to pull a few favours. But it's a one off, Phil.

0:50:42 > 0:50:45Do not get me involved in any of your schemes again. All right?

0:50:48 > 0:50:50Whitney.

0:50:52 > 0:50:53You got five minutes?

0:50:53 > 0:50:55Going for a drink with Tamwar, you want to come?

0:50:55 > 0:51:00No, no, not in the Vic, somewhere private. It's about Joey.

0:51:03 > 0:51:04Tam!

0:51:04 > 0:51:07So I was thinking, if you guys got some spare time,

0:51:07 > 0:51:09the front of the house could do with a coat of paint.

0:51:09 > 0:51:12- Funny, really funny. - Hold tight, man, we could do that.

0:51:12 > 0:51:15- Are you being serious?- You haven't had any better offers, have ya?

0:51:15 > 0:51:17It is looking a bit grubby, ain't it?

0:51:19 > 0:51:21Mind if we join you?

0:51:21 > 0:51:25Yeah, of course, let me get you a drink, Syed?

0:51:25 > 0:51:27Orange juice and lemonade.

0:51:27 > 0:51:30Good Muslim. Christian?

0:51:30 > 0:51:32Vodka tonic.

0:51:32 > 0:51:34Now you're married, does that mean you're my nephew in-law?

0:51:34 > 0:51:36Yeah, baby.

0:51:37 > 0:51:42We got you this. It's about the greatest ever stand-ups.

0:51:42 > 0:51:43Thanks.

0:51:45 > 0:51:48Oh, right. Silly me, I went to look for you at the Arches,

0:51:48 > 0:51:51but, no, you're here buying drinks with my money.

0:51:51 > 0:51:54- I'm not buying drinks with your money.- Deny you took it then.

0:51:54 > 0:51:57No, but I'm not buying drinks with it, I bought a motorbike with it.

0:51:57 > 0:52:02- Oh, well, that's all right then! - For... Tamwar's birthday.

0:52:02 > 0:52:05What? Oh, it's the 23rd.

0:52:05 > 0:52:06Yeah.

0:52:06 > 0:52:08What's going on?

0:52:08 > 0:52:11Your uncle has bought you a motorbike with our jar money.

0:52:11 > 0:52:13You bought me a motorbike?

0:52:13 > 0:52:14A present.

0:52:14 > 0:52:17I thought we could do it up together. He forgot!

0:52:17 > 0:52:20Tam.

0:52:20 > 0:52:22Can't believe you forgot.

0:52:22 > 0:52:24Tam, I'm sorry, I feel awful.

0:52:24 > 0:52:25What's he doing here?

0:52:25 > 0:52:28He came and he brought me a present, OK.

0:52:28 > 0:52:29You invited him?

0:52:29 > 0:52:31I didn't invite him.

0:52:31 > 0:52:34You sit there with him after everything he's done to our family!

0:52:34 > 0:52:37Dad, I didn't invite him! I didn't invite any of them. OK.

0:52:37 > 0:52:39I didn't invite him, who buys me a motorcycle,

0:52:39 > 0:52:41which is practically the vehicle that my wife left me on.

0:52:41 > 0:52:44I didn't invite the world's worst birthday rapper

0:52:44 > 0:52:46or his beat-boxing sidekick.

0:52:46 > 0:52:49I didn't invite the lunatic who's decided to join our family

0:52:49 > 0:52:53or the brother who sank the family business and then let me

0:52:53 > 0:52:54take the fall for it.

0:52:54 > 0:52:57And I didn't invite you because you forgot my birthday.

0:52:57 > 0:52:59You forgot.

0:53:01 > 0:53:04I didn't invite any of you. But...

0:53:04 > 0:53:06I'm still glad you're here.

0:53:06 > 0:53:08Cos this is all I want for my birthday.

0:53:08 > 0:53:12Us all sitting around, pretending to be normal over a drink.

0:53:12 > 0:53:16So I'm going to go wild and get some dandelion and burdock.

0:53:21 > 0:53:23- Just a lemonade.- OK.

0:53:26 > 0:53:29It's all going to be all right, you know that?

0:53:29 > 0:53:32No, it's not, but we'll get through it.

0:53:33 > 0:53:35Happy birthday.

0:54:06 > 0:54:10I didn't tell the police about the forged notes.

0:54:10 > 0:54:11Thanks.

0:54:11 > 0:54:14I didn't do it for you. It's what's best for the club.

0:54:14 > 0:54:17I just want Lexi growing up amongst her family.

0:54:17 > 0:54:20One hell of a family.

0:54:20 > 0:54:21Could be. Could be a great family.

0:54:21 > 0:54:24Not unless you've got relations I don't know about, Phil.

0:54:24 > 0:54:27Social Services, they'd love you, wouldn't they?

0:54:27 > 0:54:29I mean, you're great with kids, you're reliable...

0:54:29 > 0:54:31If...

0:54:31 > 0:54:35If we was a couple, you and me,

0:54:35 > 0:54:38Lexi'd be back in no time at all, wouldn't she?

0:54:38 > 0:54:39Except we're not a couple.

0:54:41 > 0:54:43We could be.

0:54:50 > 0:54:53Right, you better wash all that up you know, when you're done.

0:54:53 > 0:54:55No. Chefs don't wash up!

0:54:55 > 0:54:57- DOORBELL RINGS - Oh, I'll get that then, shall I?

0:54:57 > 0:54:59Yeah, you get that.

0:55:04 > 0:55:05- All right?- All right?

0:55:07 > 0:55:09Shoes off.

0:55:10 > 0:55:13- Excited to see Lexi then?- Yeah, if they actually turn up this time.

0:55:13 > 0:55:14She'll be here.

0:55:14 > 0:55:17The more I seem to tidy up this place, the worse it gets.

0:55:17 > 0:55:20- I mean, look at the state of that furniture...- Oi!

0:55:20 > 0:55:23Do you mind popping round later? When Lexi's here?

0:55:23 > 0:55:26Erm, Abi's skiving off school so we can go bowling.

0:55:26 > 0:55:30She's going on a school trip for three weeks, ain't she, so...

0:55:30 > 0:55:32Jay doesn't need to be here, it'll be fine.

0:55:32 > 0:55:34Yeah, you're right.

0:55:34 > 0:55:37Now I've got Phil Mitchell backing me up, I roll hard, innit?!

0:55:46 > 0:55:48DOORBELL RINGS

0:55:59 > 0:56:00- Hiya.- Hey.

0:56:05 > 0:56:06Come through.

0:56:06 > 0:56:08Yeah.

0:56:12 > 0:56:15Well?

0:56:15 > 0:56:16The number.

0:56:16 > 0:56:17How'd you get it?

0:56:17 > 0:56:21She got arrested. She got into a fight about a month ago.

0:56:22 > 0:56:24Tell me the old, old story.

0:56:24 > 0:56:27Now, when this turns out to be a disaster,

0:56:27 > 0:56:29you did not get this number from me.

0:56:29 > 0:56:31Thanks, Jack.

0:56:36 > 0:56:39I owe you.

0:56:54 > 0:56:57ANSWERPHONE MESSAGE

0:57:00 > 0:57:03Rainie? It's Mum.

0:57:04 > 0:57:07I've thought this through, Phil, and I can't get involved.

0:57:07 > 0:57:09You're joking.

0:57:09 > 0:57:11- It's a big deal.- What, putting your name down on a form?

0:57:11 > 0:57:14Lying to Social Services. Pretending we're a couple.

0:57:14 > 0:57:16I have moved on from this stuff.

0:57:16 > 0:57:18Without you we ain't got a hope!

0:57:18 > 0:57:19What am I supposed to do, Sharon,

0:57:19 > 0:57:21pretend that this is some family home, or something?

0:57:21 > 0:57:23I mean, have a look around you, will you!

0:57:23 > 0:57:25I need you, Sharon. That baby needs you.

0:57:25 > 0:57:27Don't you dare put that on me.

0:57:28 > 0:57:31I'm sorry. I can't do it.

0:57:36 > 0:57:39Yeah, all right, babe, I'm only two minutes late. Give me a sec.

0:57:39 > 0:57:40Yeah. Ta-ta.

0:57:40 > 0:57:42PHONE RINGS

0:57:42 > 0:57:43What now?

0:57:48 > 0:57:52- I swear the bridesmaid dress has actually given me a rash.- Nice.

0:57:52 > 0:57:53It would be the bridesmaid dress

0:57:53 > 0:57:57and not that jumper you haven't washed since your dad used hair gel.

0:57:57 > 0:57:59- Weren't that long ago. - What's he doing here anyway?

0:57:59 > 0:58:01Come to get this lovely reading material.

0:58:01 > 0:58:03You want me to read both of these? Today?

0:58:03 > 0:58:05Dad, give him a chance.

0:58:05 > 0:58:07He'll need to learn how to read written English first.

0:58:07 > 0:58:09Yeah, very funny. Not just the pretty face, eh?

0:58:09 > 0:58:12Comic voice of your generation an' all.

0:58:12 > 0:58:14You're lucky. Most people get one bible, you got two.

0:58:14 > 0:58:17- Now, go on, get going. - All right, see you later.

0:58:17 > 0:58:20Get your dad to stop texting me, will you?

0:58:20 > 0:58:23- I'm not choosing a best man yet. - He's not choosing him anyway.- Amen.

0:58:26 > 0:58:29Hello, Mum, you come for your breakfast?

0:58:29 > 0:58:31Or have you got some news for me?

0:58:31 > 0:58:35No, cos that would mean you'd actually done some digging.

0:58:35 > 0:58:37You have heard something.

0:58:37 > 0:58:38Course I haven't.

0:58:38 > 0:58:41Mum, the toast's burning.

0:58:41 > 0:58:43- I'm not making any!- Mum!

0:58:43 > 0:58:47Heaven forbid you should actually deal with it yourself, Lauren.

0:58:51 > 0:58:53Was that Nan?

0:58:53 > 0:58:55Yes it was. Looking for a free meal.

0:58:55 > 0:58:57Does that remind you of anyone?

0:58:58 > 0:59:01- Mum? - DOOR CLOSES

0:59:04 > 0:59:08You all right, Phil? You look troubled. Care to unburden yourself?

0:59:13 > 0:59:16You all right, Jack? You spoken to Max?

0:59:16 > 0:59:19- Alice. You look lovely. Gorgeous. - Stop messing about.

0:59:19 > 0:59:20What you talking about, Derek?

0:59:20 > 0:59:23About this best man thing?

0:59:23 > 0:59:26Oh, yeah, he did mention something. Cheers. What was it?

0:59:26 > 0:59:29- HE EXHALES - Gone. See you later.

0:59:29 > 0:59:30See you later.

0:59:31 > 0:59:35- Hiya, Jack. - How you going? You all right?- Yeah.

0:59:35 > 0:59:38Phil! They're bringing Lexi round later.

0:59:38 > 0:59:40- You'll pop round, right? - I'm busy round the Arches.

0:59:40 > 0:59:43You should introduce yourself to Trish. You're the grandad.

0:59:43 > 0:59:46- I doubt that'd help.- You can't just say that and then say...

0:59:46 > 0:59:48Listen, I ain't a miracle worker, all right.

0:59:48 > 0:59:54Social Services want a family. And we ain't a family.

0:59:56 > 0:59:58(OK...?)

1:00:06 > 1:00:10You giving this place a lick of paint or you skipping school?

1:00:10 > 1:00:13Can you get hold of Denise's car today?

1:00:13 > 1:00:15Probably. Why?

1:00:15 > 1:00:17You're taking me to see Rainie.

1:00:27 > 1:00:29You can keep saying it didn't mean anything till the end of time,

1:00:29 > 1:00:31they're not going to see it that way.

1:00:31 > 1:00:33How am I going to tell Tyler?

1:00:33 > 1:00:36No, you got to tell Lucy first. He's using her, Whitney.

1:00:36 > 1:00:39- After everything she's been through.- I know.

1:00:40 > 1:00:44- So when's your break? - You can't preach, Lauren.

1:00:44 > 1:00:46You slept with Darren the night before his wedding.

1:00:46 > 1:00:48Yes, I know, so I'm talking from experience.

1:00:48 > 1:00:51Yeah, and you sound like someone's mum.

1:00:51 > 1:00:54- Whitney, when's your break?- 12.30.

1:01:00 > 1:01:02Well, there you are!

1:01:02 > 1:01:05I've been waiting at the bus stop like a lemon for 20 minutes!

1:01:05 > 1:01:08You can't get me to ditch school to hang out and then ditch me!

1:01:10 > 1:01:12SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

1:01:15 > 1:01:17Jay, has something happened?

1:01:23 > 1:01:25- Think we should burn it? - Whatever.

1:01:25 > 1:01:28Don't start just cos I said no. You've got a visitor.

1:01:31 > 1:01:34Ritchie wouldn't let me back in the office till I found you.

1:01:34 > 1:01:36I was beginning to think I'd...

1:01:36 > 1:01:39If I'd wanted to talk to you, I'd have answered my phone.

1:01:39 > 1:01:40Yeah, but...

1:01:40 > 1:01:41Anyway, forget about Lexi.

1:01:41 > 1:01:44I don't need Social Services sniffing round my house.

1:01:44 > 1:01:46Here, if this is a guilt trip it's not working!

1:01:46 > 1:01:49I'm not here about Lexi! I'm here about Ben.

1:01:50 > 1:01:52CPS have dropped the murder charge.

1:01:52 > 1:01:55They're going to sentence him for manslaughter, Phil.

1:01:57 > 1:01:59Manslaughter?

1:02:00 > 1:02:03Yeah. It's over.

1:02:03 > 1:02:04How is it over?

1:02:04 > 1:02:05Well, there's no trial now.

1:02:05 > 1:02:07Right...?

1:02:07 > 1:02:09So I haven't got to testify.

1:02:09 > 1:02:12I haven't got to be the one to send him down.

1:02:12 > 1:02:14Oh, that's amazing, isn't it?

1:02:14 > 1:02:16Yeah.

1:02:16 > 1:02:19You don't sound like it's amazing.

1:02:19 > 1:02:22Well, it's almost like none of this needed to happen.

1:02:22 > 1:02:24Getting kicked out and all that.

1:02:24 > 1:02:27Do you think...do you think Phil will be all right with me now?

1:02:27 > 1:02:28Why do you care?

1:02:28 > 1:02:31Because I'm unemployed, and I'm living at a B&B.

1:02:31 > 1:02:32What, so you'd just go back to him?

1:02:32 > 1:02:34I'm not saying that.

1:02:34 > 1:02:37- Well, what then?- I don't know!

1:02:38 > 1:02:41Where are you going? Jay, talk to me.

1:02:41 > 1:02:43This is good news, isn't it? I don't get it.

1:02:43 > 1:02:45No, you don't get it.

1:02:50 > 1:02:51Is she clean?

1:02:51 > 1:02:52Doubt it.

1:02:53 > 1:02:57She'll find a way to turn this into a crisis.

1:02:57 > 1:02:59Get angry. Get drunk.

1:02:59 > 1:03:02You sure you want to put yourself through that?

1:03:02 > 1:03:05I'm not doing it for me. I'm doing it for Tan.

1:03:05 > 1:03:08She wants Rainie brought back into the fold.

1:03:08 > 1:03:11You want me to come in with you?

1:03:11 > 1:03:13I think I can handle my own daughter.

1:03:13 > 1:03:14That's what I'm afraid of.

1:03:14 > 1:03:16What's that supposed to mean?

1:03:16 > 1:03:20You know Rainie. You've got to deal with her the right way.

1:03:20 > 1:03:22And I can't manage that?

1:03:22 > 1:03:24You got to admit, Cora, you can be blunt.

1:03:24 > 1:03:27- Stop the car.- What?

1:03:27 > 1:03:30This is close enough. I've been handling Rainie for years.

1:03:30 > 1:03:35Blunt happens to work. Now, stop the car.

1:03:35 > 1:03:36OK.

1:03:41 > 1:03:43- I can't do this.- No, you have to.

1:03:43 > 1:03:45- Why do you care?- Cos...

1:03:45 > 1:03:48come on, she's got a bonkers dad, she's got a little brother to

1:03:48 > 1:03:50look after, she's got loads of businesses to run.

1:03:50 > 1:03:52You've got to, she needs to know.

1:03:52 > 1:03:54Needs to know what?

1:03:54 > 1:03:57Right, I'll leave you to it, yeah?

1:04:00 > 1:04:02I need to know what?

1:04:15 > 1:04:19It's a start. Everyone around the table, no-one died.

1:04:19 > 1:04:25Exactly. Least before they hated me. Now Dad just looks broken.

1:04:25 > 1:04:29Baby steps. We gatecrash tomorrow. They can't chuck you out at Eid.

1:04:29 > 1:04:32Nah, we'll have our own feast. 'Bout time you were fully initiated.

1:04:32 > 1:04:34Sounds kinky.

1:04:34 > 1:04:35TEXT ALERT

1:04:35 > 1:04:37You got a text.

1:04:37 > 1:04:38I know.

1:04:38 > 1:04:39Going to answer it?

1:04:39 > 1:04:42It's a text, Christian, it's not a 999 call.

1:04:45 > 1:04:47I should go and see him. Tell him that he's a dad.

1:04:47 > 1:04:50- At last.- You lost your right to an opinion when you turned your back.

1:04:50 > 1:04:52Your life is not my responsibility!

1:04:54 > 1:04:57What if...I don't know, what if... What if he was going to marry Lola,

1:04:57 > 1:04:59would that help with getting custody?

1:04:59 > 1:05:00Married?!

1:05:00 > 1:05:03Would it? I mean, the CPS are saying it's an accident now.

1:05:03 > 1:05:06- Not quite.- Well, say that Ben wants to have Lexi in his life -

1:05:06 > 1:05:08and he's going to be out in about a year.

1:05:08 > 1:05:09Phil, you don't know that.

1:05:09 > 1:05:12They'll get married and and live with the grandad. Me.

1:05:12 > 1:05:14That's got to mean something, hasn't it?

1:05:14 > 1:05:16Yeah, but...

1:05:16 > 1:05:19It's a lot better than what we got now, innit, you know!

1:05:19 > 1:05:22A dad who's banged up for murder and a teenage Billy Mitchell for a mum!

1:05:22 > 1:05:25Sure, sure, sure, sure. It's just...

1:05:25 > 1:05:29Well, you know, I heard Ben was...

1:05:29 > 1:05:30You heard what?

1:05:34 > 1:05:37I'll try and get him to agree to a meeting.

1:05:37 > 1:05:39- This is madness. - This is none of your business!

1:05:43 > 1:05:44Hey.

1:05:44 > 1:05:47Babe. Listen, do you reckon you can get tomorrow off?

1:05:47 > 1:05:48Somehow I doubt it.

1:06:07 > 1:06:08Yes, love?

1:06:08 > 1:06:09Bloody Mary, darling.

1:06:15 > 1:06:17Look at them two together.

1:06:19 > 1:06:21She should be with her mum.

1:06:21 > 1:06:23She's getting bigger.

1:06:23 > 1:06:25She's being well fed.

1:06:25 > 1:06:28I fed her well. You're the one giving her colds!

1:06:28 > 1:06:31I was simply letting you know she's being looked after.

1:06:31 > 1:06:33DOORBELL RINGS

1:06:33 > 1:06:35I'll get that.

1:06:37 > 1:06:39Where's he going...?

1:06:48 > 1:06:50What you doing here?

1:06:50 > 1:06:53She was in a state this morning. She had make-up all over her face...

1:06:53 > 1:06:55Just shut up, will you? Just shut up and listen.

1:06:55 > 1:06:59Now, Ben, he's being done for manslaughter.

1:06:59 > 1:07:02So he could be out inside a year.

1:07:02 > 1:07:05- Wow.- Yeah, it's good news. Good news all round.

1:07:05 > 1:07:08It'll be even better if that kid's got a proper family.

1:07:08 > 1:07:09She's got one.

1:07:09 > 1:07:11I'm talking about a mum and a dad. Married.

1:07:11 > 1:07:13The judge might go easier on him.

1:07:13 > 1:07:17- Social Services will love it, won't they.- Married?

1:07:17 > 1:07:20- Yes, married. - No, you don't. Phil! Phil!

1:07:20 > 1:07:22Listen, she was gutted this morning, all right.

1:07:22 > 1:07:25Let's just keep quiet till we know what's what.

1:07:25 > 1:07:28I'm not having her having any more knock backs.

1:07:28 > 1:07:29Well, keep your phone on

1:07:29 > 1:07:32- and I'll call you the minute I've heard from him.- OK.

1:07:40 > 1:07:44This is a serious amount of food.

1:07:44 > 1:07:47Well, yeah, that's the point. TEXT ALERT

1:07:47 > 1:07:51So have I got to get all dressed up for this thing tomorrow?

1:07:51 > 1:07:53- Sy?- What?

1:07:54 > 1:07:57Yeah. New sari should do it.

1:07:57 > 1:07:59Thought you'd never ask!

1:08:03 > 1:08:05She'll forgive you.

1:08:05 > 1:08:07Yeah? What about Tyler?

1:08:07 > 1:08:10Well, at least Joey will get a kicking.

1:08:10 > 1:08:13He's going to dump me, Lauren! Don't you care?

1:08:14 > 1:08:16Why do you hate him so much anyway?

1:08:16 > 1:08:18Five minutes ago you thought he was the business.

1:08:18 > 1:08:20That was before he messed with us!

1:08:20 > 1:08:25D'you know what the worst thing is? I can't stop thinking about him.

1:08:25 > 1:08:27After all that you've been through to be with Tyler?

1:08:27 > 1:08:30I know. I just can't stop myself!

1:08:30 > 1:08:32Well, you better sort yourself out, Whitney, OK?

1:08:32 > 1:08:34Because he is not Ryan Gosling.

1:08:34 > 1:08:38You're not betraying a friend for the spawn of Derek Branning!

1:08:41 > 1:08:43When you think about it I should be the best man.

1:08:43 > 1:08:44DOORBELL RINGS

1:08:44 > 1:08:46I was there when Max was born.

1:08:46 > 1:08:50I taught him to ride a bike, I gave him his first dead leg.

1:08:50 > 1:08:51Oh, I bet he remembers that fondly.

1:08:53 > 1:08:55- Hey. Come in.- Hi. Thanks.

1:08:59 > 1:09:03Do you want some lunch? Dad's making some.

1:09:03 > 1:09:06Actually, I was wondering if I could have a word? About Joey?

1:09:06 > 1:09:09- Yeah, sure, what do you want to know?- Dad, she's asking me.

1:09:09 > 1:09:11Well, I know a thing or two about me own son as well, you know.

1:09:11 > 1:09:13I was there when he was born.

1:09:13 > 1:09:16You were around when everyone was born. What was Jesus like as a baby?

1:09:16 > 1:09:19Good as gold. Slept through the night and loved his mother.

1:09:19 > 1:09:22All right, I get the message. Girls' talk.

1:09:22 > 1:09:24Eat that sandwich.

1:09:29 > 1:09:31Did you ever meet any of Joey's girlfriends?

1:09:31 > 1:09:33One or two.

1:09:33 > 1:09:35What was he like with them?

1:09:35 > 1:09:37Have you guys fallen out?

1:09:37 > 1:09:38No. Just interested.

1:09:38 > 1:09:41Well, it's difficult with Joey, really.

1:09:41 > 1:09:45Cos even if he really likes somebody, which is hardly ever,

1:09:45 > 1:09:47except for with you obviously...

1:09:47 > 1:09:49Just... Please.

1:09:49 > 1:09:55Erm... Well, he's just not very good at showing it.

1:09:55 > 1:09:57- Like, it's hard to tell.- Right.

1:09:59 > 1:10:02I suppose there is one thing.

1:10:02 > 1:10:05When he was younger he really liked this girl

1:10:05 > 1:10:08and he was always putting her hair behind her ear.

1:10:08 > 1:10:10Is everything all right?

1:10:10 > 1:10:12Forgot the mustard.

1:10:14 > 1:10:17So what's a high-powered businesswoman like you

1:10:17 > 1:10:19doing with a bartender anyway, eh?

1:10:19 > 1:10:22Actually, he's working at the car lot now.

1:10:22 > 1:10:25What, Max's car lot? Since when?

1:10:27 > 1:10:28Thanks.

1:10:37 > 1:10:40Did you know about this?

1:10:40 > 1:10:42What?

1:10:53 > 1:10:54Mrs Cross?

1:10:54 > 1:10:56Yes?

1:10:56 > 1:10:59My name's Olivia. I'm Rainie's sponsor.

1:11:01 > 1:11:05She's drinking? Or she's not drinking and that's why you're here?

1:11:05 > 1:11:09No, she's fine. She gave me this to pass on.

1:11:13 > 1:11:16Rainie thought I should wait while you read it.

1:11:16 > 1:11:17In case you had any questions.

1:11:25 > 1:11:27What?

1:11:27 > 1:11:29I see you got AJ working here.

1:11:29 > 1:11:32So what?

1:11:35 > 1:11:37Got manslaughter then.

1:11:37 > 1:11:38Yeah.

1:11:39 > 1:11:40I won't have to testify.

1:11:40 > 1:11:42No, no, I suppose not.

1:11:44 > 1:11:45Was there something you wanted?

1:11:45 > 1:11:49I just thought you might want to say something about it all.

1:11:49 > 1:11:50Not really, no.

1:11:50 > 1:11:54Course not. Silly me, eh?

1:11:58 > 1:12:02I told you that I'd call you as soon as I've seen Ben.

1:12:02 > 1:12:04Has Lexi gone back?

1:12:04 > 1:12:08Nah, they've gone for an ice cream.

1:12:08 > 1:12:12Listen, Phil...

1:12:12 > 1:12:16Me, Lola and Lexi, well, we got this bond.

1:12:17 > 1:12:19Like I used to have with Jay.

1:12:20 > 1:12:27See, they're my family, I love them and they love me.

1:12:27 > 1:12:29OK, there's this blip with Lexi, I mean,

1:12:29 > 1:12:31but that's all it is, it's a blip.

1:12:31 > 1:12:33- It's nothing that I can't handle. - What you trying to say?

1:12:33 > 1:12:35It's about Ben.

1:12:37 > 1:12:40I don't want Lexi growing up with a dad who's inside for murder

1:12:40 > 1:12:42or manslaughter or whatever.

1:12:42 > 1:12:44It's not fair, she's a baby. She's innocent.

1:12:44 > 1:12:46- He's her dad. - Yeah, well, he don't deserve to be.

1:12:46 > 1:12:48He's got a right to know.

1:12:48 > 1:12:50Can you just forget what Lola said.

1:12:50 > 1:12:52Forget? Forget that I've got a granddaughter?

1:12:52 > 1:12:55Telling Ben. It might help him but it won't help Lexi out.

1:12:55 > 1:12:58Five minutes ago you wanted me to have residency.

1:12:58 > 1:13:00I never wanted you to take them away from me.

1:13:00 > 1:13:03I asked for your help, that's all. They're my family!

1:13:03 > 1:13:07Our family. Our family. I'm the grandad.

1:13:07 > 1:13:08And you, you're the great-grandad.

1:13:10 > 1:13:13I love being the bearer of good news.

1:13:13 > 1:13:18Seems the manslaughter charge has thawed Ben's heart.

1:13:18 > 1:13:21He's agreed to see you. 3.30 today.

1:13:25 > 1:13:28I've just spent the last three hours reading, d'you know that?

1:13:28 > 1:13:29No great works of literature,

1:13:29 > 1:13:32no fancy lines I can use to melt your heart. No.

1:13:32 > 1:13:34I've just spent the last three hours reading, Lucy.

1:13:34 > 1:13:37Tips for selling used cars.

1:13:38 > 1:13:40You kissed Whitney?

1:13:40 > 1:13:41What? No.

1:13:43 > 1:13:47Well, yeah...sort of.

1:13:47 > 1:13:48Are you kidding me?

1:13:48 > 1:13:52There are kisses, aren't there, and then there are kisses.

1:13:52 > 1:13:55This was just a party kiss, weren't it. A bit of a laugh.

1:13:55 > 1:13:58So it was a joke, was it?

1:13:58 > 1:14:01Who was the punchline? Me or her?

1:14:01 > 1:14:04- You make me sick! - I make you sick, do I?

1:14:04 > 1:14:06What I've done after being in a relationship for 20 seconds

1:14:06 > 1:14:09isn't half as bad as what you've done after being friends

1:14:09 > 1:14:11- with her for years, is it? - That's your defence?

1:14:11 > 1:14:13No. My defence is that it meant nothing.

1:14:13 > 1:14:16It was the most meaningless act in the history of the world.

1:14:16 > 1:14:18Yeah, well, it means something to me.

1:14:18 > 1:14:20Yeah, and I tell you what, Tyler's going to kill you.

1:14:20 > 1:14:22- You going to tell him? - I thought we were serious.

1:14:22 > 1:14:24Lucy. Lucy, just dump him!

1:14:27 > 1:14:28Could you just leave please?

1:14:28 > 1:14:30If I go now Lucy, I'm gone for good. Do you understand?

1:14:30 > 1:14:35If you can flip over this, what will you do when something serious happens, eh?

1:14:35 > 1:14:37You can find somewhere else to stay tonight.

1:14:37 > 1:14:39Nice one.

1:14:39 > 1:14:41Yeah, yeah, Lucy, I got my new job in the morning, haven't I!

1:14:45 > 1:14:46Good riddance.

1:15:03 > 1:15:05So how long you been her sponsor?

1:15:05 > 1:15:10Couple of months. If you'd rather take it with you...

1:15:10 > 1:15:12You know what this is about?

1:15:12 > 1:15:15Rainie mentioned a wedding?

1:15:15 > 1:15:20Her sister, Tanya's. She wants Rainie to be a bridesmaid.

1:15:20 > 1:15:23She explains everything in there.

1:15:23 > 1:15:28We've seen Rainie through every addiction she's ever had.

1:15:30 > 1:15:33And all she can do is send a letter?

1:15:34 > 1:15:38She felt it would be easier to communicate her feelings this way.

1:15:38 > 1:15:42What about Tanya? How's she supposed to communicate her feelings?

1:15:42 > 1:15:44Well, she sent you.

1:15:44 > 1:15:46Don't get cute with me.

1:15:48 > 1:15:51Maybe you're worried what it might say?

1:16:21 > 1:16:23You going to school?

1:16:23 > 1:16:26- Thought I'd make the last lesson at least.- Don't go.

1:16:26 > 1:16:27Are you serious?

1:16:29 > 1:16:30It's a lot to take in, Abs.

1:16:30 > 1:16:34Well, if you want to go running back to Phil, I'll never get it.

1:16:34 > 1:16:37I don't. I want to go bowling with you.

1:16:37 > 1:16:43Yeah, that's right. Bowling with you. For ever and ever.

1:16:43 > 1:16:46And I want to drink loads of cola and eat loads of sweets

1:16:46 > 1:16:48and slide on them shoes.

1:16:49 > 1:16:52I don't want none of the other stuff in my life.

1:16:52 > 1:16:53It's all poison.

1:16:55 > 1:16:57So please. Come bowling, eh?

1:16:59 > 1:17:02Well, you can't bowl for ever. You'd get sore thumbs.

1:17:05 > 1:17:06Come on.

1:17:08 > 1:17:10She's rejecting Tanya?

1:17:10 > 1:17:13- No.- This is why I never told Tanya I was coming.

1:17:13 > 1:17:15I knew she'd pull something.

1:17:15 > 1:17:19- Please try to see her side. - She should never have invited her!

1:17:19 > 1:17:22She invited Rainie because she wanted to include her.

1:17:22 > 1:17:27Dresses. Photos. The occasion.

1:17:27 > 1:17:29But the Rainie we know and love,

1:17:29 > 1:17:33she'd have been propping up the bar all day long.

1:17:33 > 1:17:36And then she gets paranoid because nobody likes her

1:17:36 > 1:17:40and then she gets jealous because it's not about her.

1:17:40 > 1:17:42Please, you need to finish the letter.

1:17:42 > 1:17:46Then she has another drink. And another and another.

1:17:46 > 1:17:49And then we get to the part Tanya never thought of.

1:17:49 > 1:17:54The fight. Cake on the floor. Vomit down the dress.

1:17:54 > 1:17:57The day in tatters.

1:17:57 > 1:17:59I'm sure if she went she'd behave. That's not the issue.

1:17:59 > 1:18:02- I deserve a conversation! - Well, she doesn't want to have one!

1:18:03 > 1:18:05Finish the letter.

1:18:13 > 1:18:15Why would she take the dress with her?

1:18:15 > 1:18:18All I know is I don't know nothing - it's just the way I like it.

1:18:18 > 1:18:21Excuse me, is that right that you gave my Joey a job?

1:18:22 > 1:18:25All I know is I don't know nothing - it's just the way I like it(!)

1:18:27 > 1:18:29Yeah, well, it's a free country, innit.

1:18:29 > 1:18:31Oh, so it's true then?

1:18:31 > 1:18:35Yeah, it's business, Derek. If he's good at selling, I need him.

1:18:35 > 1:18:37Like you say, it's a free country.

1:18:37 > 1:18:41Just thought that I could rely on my brother to be...

1:18:41 > 1:18:44Oh, Del, don't be like that. Course you can rely on me.

1:18:44 > 1:18:46You're my big brother, aren't you?

1:18:46 > 1:18:48Yeah? You're the main man.

1:18:49 > 1:18:51Best man?

1:18:54 > 1:18:57Yeah. Yeah, the best man.

1:18:57 > 1:18:59Yeah?

1:19:08 > 1:19:11- It's time I was getting her home. - I'm not done with her yet.

1:19:11 > 1:19:12That's not your decision to make.

1:19:12 > 1:19:13Oi!

1:19:13 > 1:19:15Lola!

1:19:15 > 1:19:16Oi! Here you are.

1:19:19 > 1:19:22I ain't having you turn your back on her. She's your granddaughter.

1:19:22 > 1:19:24- What are you doing? - You're upsetting Lexi.

1:19:24 > 1:19:26What would you know?!

1:19:26 > 1:19:28You tell her you're not going to help us.

1:19:28 > 1:19:31You tell her you're going to let her rot in some stinking home.

1:19:31 > 1:19:35Go on. Look at her in the eyes and tell her.

1:19:35 > 1:19:37Tell her you're not going to help us.

1:19:37 > 1:19:40Oi, what's going on? You all right?

1:19:40 > 1:19:44Listen, let me take her. I'm going to see Ben.

1:19:44 > 1:19:46Prison? I'm not having her anywhere near that place.

1:19:46 > 1:19:48Neither are we.

1:19:48 > 1:19:51Don't listen to him, all right. She ain't marrying Ben.

1:19:51 > 1:19:53Married? I ain't marrying Ben!

1:19:53 > 1:19:55I think it's time we were leaving.

1:19:55 > 1:19:57Yeah, yeah. Trish is right.

1:19:57 > 1:19:59I don't want all that in her life, Phil.

1:19:59 > 1:20:03That's worse than foster care! I just want your help.

1:20:05 > 1:20:06Please.

1:20:08 > 1:20:10She's beautiful. I'll tell him.

1:20:10 > 1:20:15No... Please don't tell him! Please! I just want your help.

1:20:15 > 1:20:18Please don't tell him! Please! Please don't tell him!

1:20:26 > 1:20:27You forgot this.

1:20:32 > 1:20:34Are you OK?

1:20:36 > 1:20:39I can imagine it's hard to read.

1:20:39 > 1:20:41You should be happy for her.

1:20:41 > 1:20:43She hasn't drunk in 41 days.

1:20:43 > 1:20:45She's got a boyfriend who loves her. She's doing well.

1:20:45 > 1:20:48So what am I supposed to tell everyone?

1:20:48 > 1:20:50Show them the letter. I don't think she'd mind.

1:20:50 > 1:20:52I mind!

1:20:52 > 1:20:55She didn't want to be found, or put in this position.

1:20:55 > 1:20:56Her sister's getting married.

1:20:56 > 1:21:00And she was so happy Tanya wanted her as a bridesmaid...

1:21:00 > 1:21:03But she has to make everything about her.

1:21:03 > 1:21:06It's not about her, it's about you.

1:21:07 > 1:21:09She's a coward!

1:21:09 > 1:21:15She just can't be around YOU. You trigger her behaviour.

1:21:15 > 1:21:18Please don't contact her again.

1:22:01 > 1:22:04Cora. Cora. Wake up now, man. The guests and them are coming down for breakfast.

1:22:04 > 1:22:07SHE GROANS

1:22:07 > 1:22:08Where am I?

1:22:08 > 1:22:09The B&B.

1:22:09 > 1:22:11I was in the bar.

1:22:11 > 1:22:13HE CHUCKLES

1:22:13 > 1:22:14How's the hangover?

1:22:14 > 1:22:17- It's the middle of the day! - No, no, no. It's the next morning.

1:22:17 > 1:22:19You rolled up here last night,

1:22:19 > 1:22:21wouldn't leave the sofa, so I left you to it.

1:22:21 > 1:22:24- The next morning? - Uh-hmm. I'll get you some water.

1:22:24 > 1:22:27- So you can't remember anything at all about yesterday?- Hello?

1:22:27 > 1:22:29- KNOCKING ON DOOR - Patrick?

1:22:29 > 1:22:32Get rid of her. Don't let her see me like this.

1:22:32 > 1:22:34- Yeah, OK. Hi, Tanya.- Oh, hello.

1:22:34 > 1:22:37- Sorry to bother you so early. - It's all right. To what do I owe this pleasure?

1:22:37 > 1:22:39You haven't seen my mum, have you?

1:22:39 > 1:22:41- No.- She normally comes to ours for breakfast.

1:22:41 > 1:22:44- She didn't this morning. - When I see her, I'll tell her you're looking for her.

1:22:44 > 1:22:48Yesterday, she went off with Rainie's bridesmaid dress. I haven't seen her since.

1:22:48 > 1:22:51She'll turn up. I have a gut feeling.

1:22:51 > 1:22:52- If you hear anything...- Yeah, yeah.

1:22:52 > 1:22:56- All right.- Yeah, yeah. Bye bye.- Bye.

1:22:57 > 1:23:01You didn't have that dress with you when you turned up here last night, you know.

1:23:19 > 1:23:22- Next time you get Yas a dress, can we take a vote?- It's Eid.

1:23:22 > 1:23:24I had to get her something new to wear.

1:23:24 > 1:23:27- She's going to look like a strawberry.- She will not!

1:23:27 > 1:23:30She'll look like a fine, upstanding member of the Masood family.

1:23:30 > 1:23:31We should go round.

1:23:31 > 1:23:33We haven't been invited.

1:23:36 > 1:23:38Besides, I bought all that food.

1:23:38 > 1:23:40- And we're going to the park. - Yeah, yeah.

1:23:43 > 1:23:46You know, every year, Dad gives an envelope with cash in it.

1:23:46 > 1:23:48Do you see anything on the door mat?

1:23:50 > 1:23:52- No.- First thing he does after morning prayer

1:23:52 > 1:23:55is give out that money.

1:23:55 > 1:23:57He loves it.

1:23:57 > 1:23:59Being the big man.

1:24:00 > 1:24:01I've ruined that.

1:24:01 > 1:24:02MOBILE BEEPS

1:24:06 > 1:24:09- It's Tamwar.- See!

1:24:09 > 1:24:13- We should go round. - We're going to the park.

1:24:13 > 1:24:14Yasmin!

1:24:16 > 1:24:18Daddy's got a new dress for you.

1:24:20 > 1:24:23- Here.- Ta.

1:24:23 > 1:24:25Do you think he told him?

1:24:25 > 1:24:27DOORBELL RINGS

1:24:33 > 1:24:35What do you want?

1:24:35 > 1:24:38I've got 15 toothbrushes at home that I don't need

1:24:38 > 1:24:41and nothing to fit this phone.

1:24:41 > 1:24:44- You haven't got a charger for it, have you?- Try the one by the kettle.

1:24:52 > 1:24:54Wahey!

1:24:54 > 1:24:55It works.

1:24:55 > 1:24:56Take it with you.

1:24:57 > 1:25:00I, er... I didn't tell him.

1:25:01 > 1:25:03You're right. Lexi don't need that in her life, does she?

1:25:03 > 1:25:05Prison. Heather.

1:25:07 > 1:25:10We'll just have to find another way of getting her home.

1:25:11 > 1:25:13But what are you going to do about Ben?

1:25:15 > 1:25:17I'll see you at the club in an hour, yeah?

1:25:17 > 1:25:20Bring the phone with you.

1:25:20 > 1:25:21Phil!

1:25:22 > 1:25:24Thanks.

1:25:35 > 1:25:39See, the trouble with speeches is, it's striking the right balance.

1:25:39 > 1:25:41I mean, if this was a room full of geezers,

1:25:41 > 1:25:43then it would just roll off the tongue.

1:25:43 > 1:25:45But there's ladies present, see.

1:25:45 > 1:25:47With their delicate sensitivities.

1:25:47 > 1:25:51- And you don't have delicate sensitivities? - Nah, sold them for scrap.

1:25:53 > 1:25:55Has Max actually asked you to be best man?

1:25:56 > 1:26:00I'm not that stupid. Make us a nice cup of tea, eh?

1:26:00 > 1:26:03Warm my aching bones.

1:26:16 > 1:26:17There's your phone.

1:26:19 > 1:26:21- It's Ben's.- Here.

1:26:21 > 1:26:23Any of you know how to get tea out of a shirt?

1:26:23 > 1:26:26- It's been a nightmare since the missus left.- Yeah, yeah.

1:26:26 > 1:26:30- You want lemon and what's it? A bit of vinegar.- Are you joking, eh?

1:26:30 > 1:26:32Now start talking.

1:26:34 > 1:26:36Right. Well...

1:26:36 > 1:26:38With you deciding not to tell Ben,

1:26:38 > 1:26:42which was, of course, entirely right and correct,

1:26:42 > 1:26:45the application's in pretty bad shape.

1:26:45 > 1:26:47At the very least, we need a better support network

1:26:47 > 1:26:48and we need it by half four.

1:26:48 > 1:26:50Oi, you promised me the day off.

1:26:50 > 1:26:52I've got a couple more orders to do.

1:26:52 > 1:26:54Oi, Phil. She's been nicking out the till. You want to sack her.

1:26:54 > 1:26:56Oi, cheeky!

1:26:56 > 1:26:58What about Sharon?

1:26:58 > 1:27:01- Could do with a woman's touch. - I ain't having her involved.

1:27:01 > 1:27:02She'd be perfect!

1:27:02 > 1:27:04Sharon was never perfect.

1:27:04 > 1:27:07Look, go home! I'll meet you in an hour.

1:27:07 > 1:27:09I promised Ian I'd drop by, too, OK?

1:27:09 > 1:27:10Go on. Out.

1:27:10 > 1:27:13Ian, then. Uncle Ian!

1:27:13 > 1:27:17- He's only been off the streets for five minutes.- Yeah, but they don't know that, do they?

1:27:17 > 1:27:20He's got a house. He's got businesses.

1:27:20 > 1:27:24- The three of us... It's a family. - Ian ain't married either, is he?- No.

1:27:24 > 1:27:26But he's got cousin Lucy and cousin Bobby in there.

1:27:26 > 1:27:29Surely it's worth a shot, Jimmie?

1:27:29 > 1:27:32I mean, unless you've got a better idea.

1:27:36 > 1:27:37- Morning, Joey.- All right.

1:27:37 > 1:27:40Sort yourself out, will you? Look at the state of you.

1:27:40 > 1:27:43- You look like you've been sleeping on a bench.- Don't.

1:27:43 > 1:27:44- Girl trouble.- Oh, yeah?

1:27:44 > 1:27:46Is it terminal?

1:27:46 > 1:27:48Nah, just a period of adjustment, that's all.

1:27:48 > 1:27:52- What's she adjusting to? Your uselessness?- Very funny. I'm going to sell that one today.

1:27:52 > 1:27:55Don't run before you can walk. Start with that one, please.

1:27:55 > 1:27:57If I can sell that, I can sell anything, can't I?

1:28:02 > 1:28:05Look at him. Look. He doesn't care, does he?

1:28:05 > 1:28:09He will by the time I'm finished with him.

1:28:09 > 1:28:11Let's go find Lucy.

1:28:11 > 1:28:12Yeah.

1:28:14 > 1:28:17Lucy, I'm allowed to worry, OK? I'm your dad.

1:28:17 > 1:28:18Can you please just open the stall?

1:28:18 > 1:28:21And Joey didn't come home last night. Is everything all right?

1:28:21 > 1:28:23Ian! Ian, come on, we need your help.

1:28:23 > 1:28:26- The kind of help only an uncle can give.- Yeah?

1:28:35 > 1:28:38- Are you cooking?- No, Tamwar.

1:28:38 > 1:28:42Today, you are Zainab. I've left a few of her clothes on the back of the bedroom door for you.

1:28:42 > 1:28:45Yeah, Eid, a time of giving, prayer...

1:28:45 > 1:28:48fathers forcing their sons to cross dress.

1:28:48 > 1:28:49HE COUGHS

1:28:49 > 1:28:51Oh!

1:28:51 > 1:28:55- I wonder what it is. - It's not much.

1:28:55 > 1:28:56One's enough.

1:28:56 > 1:28:59Can't a father give his son some money without being patronised!?

1:29:05 > 1:29:09You see, your domestic situation is such that it'll be, you know,

1:29:09 > 1:29:12more palatable for social services letting Lexi come home,

1:29:12 > 1:29:14knowing you're a part of her life.

1:29:14 > 1:29:18- You know I'm having counselling, don't you?- What kind of counselling?

1:29:18 > 1:29:22- The social don't know that, do they? - It's... It's a couple of things.

1:29:22 > 1:29:24My wife.

1:29:24 > 1:29:25Not Jane.

1:29:25 > 1:29:27My wife to be, she left me

1:29:27 > 1:29:30and then I went and things went from bad to worse.

1:29:30 > 1:29:33I had to sign the businesses over to my daughter,

1:29:33 > 1:29:35- so I haven't really got anything any more.- Yeah, but...

1:29:35 > 1:29:39- you're Lexi's uncle. Lucy is her cousin.- What does Ben think?

1:29:39 > 1:29:41You wouldn't have to have her round here, all right?

1:29:41 > 1:29:44She'll live with us. You're just going to be a name on a form.

1:29:44 > 1:29:49- Are you OK?- You only care about the people who pay you.- Ian...

1:29:50 > 1:29:51Are you going to help?

1:29:51 > 1:29:54- SHARON:- Knock, knock! The door wasn't locked, so I...

1:29:56 > 1:29:58What's this?

1:29:58 > 1:30:01Ian's agreed to help us get Lexi back.

1:30:01 > 1:30:04You do know Social Services are going to want to interview you?

1:30:04 > 1:30:06It can be quite...

1:30:07 > 1:30:09- ..intense.- I'm not sure he should get involved.

1:30:09 > 1:30:10Well, that ain't a surprise, is it?

1:30:10 > 1:30:14Jimmie, see to the paperwork. I'll meet you at the pub later.

1:30:19 > 1:30:21- Laughing?- Uh-huh.

1:30:21 > 1:30:23With my dad like nothing's happened.

1:30:24 > 1:30:26I didn't sleep last night.

1:30:26 > 1:30:28Me neither.

1:30:28 > 1:30:31Right. That boy, he needs to be punished.

1:30:31 > 1:30:32Yeah?

1:30:32 > 1:30:33How?

1:30:36 > 1:30:38I can guarantee you, this thing will never break down.

1:30:38 > 1:30:41Could be a nuclear war and you'll be left with cockroaches

1:30:41 > 1:30:43and these motors, yeah?

1:30:43 > 1:30:47All that radiation, most probably be cockroaches driving them and all.

1:30:47 > 1:30:49- You've got a deal. - Sound, mate. Nice one.

1:30:49 > 1:30:52MOBILE BEEPS

1:30:55 > 1:30:56Well done.

1:30:57 > 1:31:00Yeah, well, just getting warmed up. You got the paperwork on this one?

1:31:00 > 1:31:05- Yeah, 'course. It's all right, I'll take over from here. - Mind if go grab a coffee, then?

1:31:05 > 1:31:07Yeah, go on. 20 minutes.

1:31:07 > 1:31:11- Hi. Max Branning.- All right, mate. - We've got a deal, yeah?- Yeah.

1:31:11 > 1:31:14Congratulations. Right. Follow me. We'll do the paperwork. You local?

1:31:14 > 1:31:16Yeah, just down the road.

1:31:19 > 1:31:21- Do you remember the feasts we used to have?- Yeah.

1:31:24 > 1:31:26Table disappearing off into the horizon.

1:31:28 > 1:31:31You were only five then. Everything looked big.

1:31:31 > 1:31:33So many people.

1:31:33 > 1:31:36Great(!) Just draw attention to the emptiness of the house. Good work.

1:31:36 > 1:31:38You think Syed's going to turn up?

1:31:38 > 1:31:40- He'd need an invite first.- Forget it.

1:31:40 > 1:31:43- Great. That's in the spirit of things.- If he comes...

1:31:43 > 1:31:46I won't turn him away, but actually go round and invite him...?

1:31:46 > 1:31:49Great. What's he supposed to do, Dad? Develop telepathy?

1:31:49 > 1:31:52Shouldn't take too long. Only another billion years of evolution.

1:31:52 > 1:31:55Yeah, we're not big on evolution in this house. Dad, if you're OK

1:31:55 > 1:31:58with Syed being here, call him. What's the difference?

1:31:58 > 1:32:01He bankrupted the family. He knows what we're doing.

1:32:01 > 1:32:03He knows where we are. They all do.

1:32:03 > 1:32:05If you build it, they will come.

1:32:05 > 1:32:09You can't invoke Kevin Costner in the face of the family's demise.

1:32:09 > 1:32:11You're right, Mas is no Costner.

1:32:11 > 1:32:13I'm right here.

1:32:13 > 1:32:15Costner built a baseball field.

1:32:15 > 1:32:16Dad's chopping tomatoes.

1:32:16 > 1:32:18I'm right here!

1:32:21 > 1:32:24Look, we'll only argue. It'll just be really tense

1:32:24 > 1:32:27and I want to enjoy married life a bit, you know?

1:32:27 > 1:32:30Does this mean I'm forgiven, then, eh?

1:32:41 > 1:32:42Where we going?

1:32:42 > 1:32:45Nowhere.

1:32:48 > 1:32:51- What have you just done? - Oi! Who do you think you are,

1:32:51 > 1:32:53rocking up here, trying to mess with us!?

1:32:53 > 1:32:56All right, Lucy. Don't be silly now. Come on, yeah?

1:32:56 > 1:33:00- It's only a laugh.- Oh, come off it, Lucy! You know I've got work!

1:33:00 > 1:33:02- What now?- A day should do it.

1:33:02 > 1:33:05- Er, the whole day?- Yeah.

1:33:05 > 1:33:09- With any luck, it'll rain. - Oh, come on, girls! Come on.

1:33:09 > 1:33:10How old are you, eh? Eh?!

1:33:17 > 1:33:20- Phil. Listen, my car won't start. - We're closed.

1:33:20 > 1:33:22Yeah, but you're here, aren't you?

1:33:22 > 1:33:23I'm busy.

1:33:23 > 1:33:25Please. Look, I'm taking Sharon on this picnic.

1:33:25 > 1:33:27That's why I needed her to take a day off.

1:33:27 > 1:33:30- Get a motor off your brother. - Drive her around in one of those rusty hatchbacks?

1:33:30 > 1:33:34- That's going to blow her away(!) - We're closed and I'm busy. I'm sorry.

1:33:34 > 1:33:35Oh, right. 'Course. Yeah.

1:33:35 > 1:33:39You're closed and she loves surprise birthday parties.

1:33:42 > 1:33:44MOBILE BEEPS

1:34:19 > 1:34:21You are in so much trouble.

1:34:23 > 1:34:24WHISPERS: Is she in?

1:34:24 > 1:34:25Yes, she is!

1:34:25 > 1:34:28Have you got any idea how worried I've been, Mum? I've been...

1:34:28 > 1:34:30Have you been drinking?

1:34:30 > 1:34:33I don't have to answer to you. I'm the mum.

1:34:34 > 1:34:38It only works...the other way round.

1:34:38 > 1:34:40Have you got the other dress?

1:34:41 > 1:34:42I took it round to see her.

1:34:42 > 1:34:45- Who? Rainie?- You found her? How?

1:34:45 > 1:34:48She got arrested a couple of months ago.

1:34:48 > 1:34:50- Jack gave me the number. - So where is she? Is she nearby?

1:34:50 > 1:34:52Is she...

1:34:52 > 1:34:53Is she sober?

1:34:53 > 1:34:55She got arrested, Tan. What do you think?

1:34:57 > 1:35:00I took the dress cos I thought I could persuade her.

1:35:00 > 1:35:02And did you?

1:35:04 > 1:35:07She tore it up. Right in front of me.

1:35:09 > 1:35:10What did you expect?

1:35:12 > 1:35:13We're better off without her.

1:36:06 > 1:36:09Just, um... Just doing a spot of gardening, that's all.

1:36:09 > 1:36:13You ain't got any bolt cutters on you, have you?

1:36:13 > 1:36:14No?

1:36:14 > 1:36:16Thermite?

1:36:33 > 1:36:37There is no greater bond than between the postman and letterbox.

1:36:37 > 1:36:40Some things are just not that funny, AJ.

1:36:40 > 1:36:42Just drop him an invite. You don't even have to see him.

1:36:42 > 1:36:45Then if he doesn't show, he's the bad Muslim, not you.

1:36:45 > 1:36:47This isn't a piety contest.

1:36:48 > 1:36:50We didn't see each other for...years.

1:36:50 > 1:36:53This is the moment you don't let that happen with Syed.

1:36:53 > 1:36:55Otherwise, you're going to make up one day

1:36:55 > 1:36:59and then wish you'd done it sooner. "AJ, wish I'd done it sooner." Right?

1:36:59 > 1:37:02We've already lost Zainab and Kamil. We need him.

1:37:13 > 1:37:15All right?

1:37:18 > 1:37:20Well, you can wipe that look off your face

1:37:20 > 1:37:21cos everything is going to be OK.

1:37:21 > 1:37:24How come?

1:37:24 > 1:37:28By the time we're done, half the square's going to be on that letter.

1:37:28 > 1:37:30They asked for a family, yeah?

1:37:30 > 1:37:32Well, now they've got themselves a dynasty!

1:37:34 > 1:37:36- Good old Ian Beale!- Yeah.

1:37:36 > 1:37:38Ian Beale?!

1:37:40 > 1:37:44These meetings with the social services, they won't be easy.

1:37:44 > 1:37:47I'm sure they know what they're doing.

1:37:47 > 1:37:50- Who? Phil and Billy? Please. - MOBILE BEEPS

1:37:50 > 1:37:53Look, are you sure you're in the right place to take responsibility

1:37:53 > 1:37:54- for a little baby?- Yeah.

1:37:54 > 1:37:58Yeah. It's mainly... It's just for the application, isn't it?

1:37:58 > 1:38:01Don't you think Lexi deserves a bit more than a couple of names

1:38:01 > 1:38:03being thrown onto a form?

1:38:05 > 1:38:08- Is that... Is that Ben's number?- Yeah.

1:38:09 > 1:38:10Why's he texting you?

1:38:10 > 1:38:15"Please help me get my daughter back, Ben."

1:38:15 > 1:38:18Phil's told him.

1:38:18 > 1:38:21Phil's obviously given him a mobile phone when he last visited.

1:38:25 > 1:38:27All right, Lauren?

1:38:27 > 1:38:29Yeah, but I think Mum's a bit upset about Rainie.

1:38:29 > 1:38:32- I think you should go talk to her. - Haven't seen Joey, have you?

1:38:32 > 1:38:33No. Why?

1:38:33 > 1:38:36It's just he might be more trouble than he's worth.

1:38:36 > 1:38:39I gave him 20 minutes off about an hour ago.

1:38:39 > 1:38:42- You ain't going to sack him, are you.- Well, I don't know.

1:38:42 > 1:38:45I ain't going to just employ someone to take the mick, am I?

1:38:49 > 1:38:54Oh. At last. Babe, am I happy to see you or what?

1:38:54 > 1:38:58Right, what's this, then? The cavalry or something?

1:38:58 > 1:39:00- You been crying?- Ha-ha-ha(!)

1:39:00 > 1:39:03What are you doing here? You come to let him go or something?

1:39:03 > 1:39:06- I ain't got the key, have I? Came to gloat.- Come on, girls.

1:39:06 > 1:39:09- I think this conversation's a bit biased against me.- He ain't worth it.

1:39:09 > 1:39:11Yeah, well, maybe I'm not either.

1:39:11 > 1:39:13That's rubbish!

1:39:13 > 1:39:15- He's been there long enough.- No.

1:39:15 > 1:39:16No!

1:39:16 > 1:39:17I know that, um...

1:39:17 > 1:39:20you know, what we did was awful and...

1:39:20 > 1:39:23I feel awful. I feel sick.

1:39:23 > 1:39:26Just look at him, Lucy, please. Look, he doesn't care.

1:39:26 > 1:39:27He's playing a game.

1:39:27 > 1:39:31How can you forgive someone who doesn't even ask you to?

1:39:36 > 1:39:39Oh, you've got to be joking me.

1:39:39 > 1:39:43Yeah, nice one. Thanks very much. Cheers, girls. Yeah.

1:39:45 > 1:39:50Right, you. It's time for an Eid feast all of our own.

1:39:50 > 1:39:52Look what I just found on the door step.

1:39:58 > 1:40:02Someone's got the spring back in their step.

1:40:04 > 1:40:08- All right, Max?- All right, Del? - Whisky, please, my darling.

1:40:08 > 1:40:12- I've been working on my old... - You haven't seen your boy, have you?

1:40:12 > 1:40:15- I thought he was working with you? - Yeah, so did I.

1:40:17 > 1:40:20I hate to be an I told you so.

1:40:20 > 1:40:22Yeah, looks like it(!)

1:40:22 > 1:40:24That's no way to talk to your best man, is it?

1:40:24 > 1:40:25I hate picnics anyway.

1:40:25 > 1:40:28Yeah, well, obviously my car knew something I didn't.

1:40:28 > 1:40:30- Do you want a drink?- Yeah, lovely.

1:40:30 > 1:40:33- Brothers. Feeling in a good mood. What do you want to drink? - I'm all right, thanks.

1:40:33 > 1:40:35He's taking it well.

1:40:35 > 1:40:38- Taking what well?- Me being the best man.- I thought you were best man?

1:40:44 > 1:40:46Yeah, Del, about that...

1:40:46 > 1:40:47What?

1:40:47 > 1:40:52Well, it's just he's got to be the best man, hasn't he?

1:40:52 > 1:40:54- He's been there all the way through. - I was inside!

1:40:54 > 1:40:57Well, you couldn't do it anyway. Bride wouldn't turn up.

1:41:01 > 1:41:02Oh, right. Well...

1:41:03 > 1:41:05..don't I look the fool.

1:41:05 > 1:41:08- Come on, Derek.- It's all right, Jack. It's all right.

1:41:08 > 1:41:11I'm useless at making speeches anyway.

1:41:12 > 1:41:14See you later.

1:41:18 > 1:41:20You, er...

1:41:20 > 1:41:22You had a change of heart yet?

1:41:22 > 1:41:24Phil, leave Ian out of it. He's fragile.

1:41:24 > 1:41:27I never thought I'd get to the day where I could count on Ian

1:41:27 > 1:41:28more than you.

1:41:41 > 1:41:43- It's depressing.- Don't! - I'm just saying,

1:41:43 > 1:41:47you set all these places at the table, they're all empty...

1:41:47 > 1:41:49I just get this...

1:41:49 > 1:41:52- Overwhelming sense of loss? - Any word from Zainab?- No!

1:41:52 > 1:41:54I suppose we're not expecting her and Kamil

1:41:54 > 1:41:56to burst through the front door.

1:41:56 > 1:41:58No, probably not, AJ. But what would you have me do?

1:41:58 > 1:42:01Not bother? OK. Fine. You switch the TV on and we'll eat off our knees.

1:42:01 > 1:42:04- Dad.- No, it's pretty pointless if there's only three of us.

1:42:04 > 1:42:07- DOORBELL RINGS - I'll get it.

1:42:07 > 1:42:12Dad, it's a proper feast, OK? Really.

1:42:12 > 1:42:13You came!

1:42:13 > 1:42:15Well, we just followed our noses

1:42:15 > 1:42:19because something here smells delicious!

1:42:19 > 1:42:22Wow. What a spread.

1:42:24 > 1:42:26Oh, yes. There we go.

1:42:26 > 1:42:29Hey, Tambo.

1:42:29 > 1:42:30Thank you for the money.

1:42:30 > 1:42:32You went round?!

1:42:32 > 1:42:35If you build it...

1:42:35 > 1:42:37You hungry, then?

1:42:38 > 1:42:41Yes, we are. So why don't you talk us through?

1:42:41 > 1:42:44Well, Christian, we have a range of curries here.

1:42:44 > 1:42:47This is my personal favourite, Rogan Costner.

1:42:52 > 1:42:54Thanks.

1:43:25 > 1:43:27You know, there are some fellas that

1:43:27 > 1:43:29get to be best man lots of times.

1:43:31 > 1:43:34Me, I never thought I'd get a go,

1:43:34 > 1:43:37on account of me being misunderstood.

1:43:39 > 1:43:42But if there was one man...

1:43:44 > 1:43:46..that I'd want to be best man for...

1:43:48 > 1:43:50..it's my baby brother Max.

1:43:53 > 1:43:57When he first came along, I was about nine.

1:43:57 > 1:44:01I remember the day that my mother first introduced me to him...

1:44:01 > 1:44:04like it was yesterday.

1:44:04 > 1:44:07He hasn't changed much since then.

1:44:07 > 1:44:11Still drags his feet and his vocab hasn't got any better.

1:44:13 > 1:44:16But from that moment on, I loved him...

1:44:21 > 1:44:24..which is why I stand here today in front of you...

1:44:26 > 1:44:27..the proudest man alive.

1:44:28 > 1:44:31You OK, Dad?

1:44:31 > 1:44:32Yeah.

1:44:33 > 1:44:35Thought I heard voices.

1:44:35 > 1:44:37Just me talking to myself, as per.

1:44:37 > 1:44:40- You, er...- I'm off.

1:44:40 > 1:44:44You have a lovely day, sweetheart.

1:44:44 > 1:44:45OK.

1:45:31 > 1:45:34You faced the music?

1:45:34 > 1:45:37This is what happens when you bring Rainie back into the mix.

1:45:37 > 1:45:40Ruined the dress, upset Tanya...

1:45:40 > 1:45:42Was it Rainie's fault you got drunk, too?

1:45:42 > 1:45:44You know what she's like.

1:45:51 > 1:45:55Kim found it. I couldn't believe my eyes.

1:45:55 > 1:45:57It belongs to you, doesn't it?

1:46:09 > 1:46:13If this is just another wind up, don't bother, all right? Just jog on.

1:46:14 > 1:46:17I'm actually starting to quite enjoy it here, you know?

1:46:17 > 1:46:19Bit of wildlife.

1:46:19 > 1:46:21Lovely view.

1:46:23 > 1:46:26Why don't you just say sorry?

1:46:26 > 1:46:28Don't you care about Lucy?

1:46:28 > 1:46:30Or Whitney?

1:46:30 > 1:46:33You're missing someone from that list, aren't you?

1:46:34 > 1:46:37Is that all we are to you? A list?

1:46:38 > 1:46:41Why do you pretend to be like this?

1:46:44 > 1:46:49- Anyway, my dad's on the verge of sacking you, so...- Yeah?- Yeah.

1:46:49 > 1:46:52That's why I'm here, innit? Didn't want us to surrender

1:46:52 > 1:46:55the moral authority and I just want you to know that,

1:46:55 > 1:46:58me and Whitney, we're going to do everything in our power

1:46:58 > 1:47:00to make sure that Lucy doesn't take you back.

1:47:13 > 1:47:15Look...

1:47:15 > 1:47:17Lauren...

1:47:17 > 1:47:22I do know why you don't want Lucy to take me back, all right?

1:47:22 > 1:47:23I know.

1:47:26 > 1:47:31You're just...jealous that Whitney got the kiss and not you, aren't you?

1:47:48 > 1:47:50Phil. Can I... Can I have a word?

1:47:50 > 1:47:53- Where's Jimmie?- Here I am. Just in time.

1:47:53 > 1:47:58Right. We need to sign this and we need to do it pronto.

1:47:58 > 1:47:59Well, this is it, Jimmie.

1:47:59 > 1:48:03The clan. Minus Lola, of course.

1:48:03 > 1:48:06- The nuclear family in full flow.- Are we signing or what?- Phil, please...

1:48:06 > 1:48:08Can I have a word, please?

1:48:10 > 1:48:13Look, I've been thinking about what I'd have to say at the interview

1:48:13 > 1:48:15and everything.

1:48:15 > 1:48:17And I don't think I can lie, OK?

1:48:17 > 1:48:21Because I'd have to tell them about when I was sleeping rough

1:48:21 > 1:48:23and everything.

1:48:23 > 1:48:26I don't want it to be my fault that Lola doesn't get the baby back.

1:48:26 > 1:48:27Who've you been speaking to?

1:48:27 > 1:48:31Phil, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I can't do it. I can't do it.

1:48:31 > 1:48:34MOBILE RINGS

1:48:36 > 1:48:39That's low.

1:48:39 > 1:48:40Even for you.

1:48:42 > 1:48:44Right.

1:48:44 > 1:48:46Ian's out.

1:48:48 > 1:48:50Well, what are we going to do?

1:48:50 > 1:48:53It'll take me a half-hour to get to court and they shut in 40.

1:48:53 > 1:48:55- What's going on?- Ian's out.- No!

1:48:56 > 1:48:59Put Sharon down...

1:48:59 > 1:49:02- as my girlfriend.- I thought you didn't want her involved?

1:49:02 > 1:49:05Just... Just do it.

1:49:05 > 1:49:08And put fiancee.

1:49:09 > 1:49:11So, you're...

1:49:11 > 1:49:13getting married now, are you?

1:49:19 > 1:49:20Yeah.

1:49:20 > 1:49:22Yeah, we are.

1:49:23 > 1:49:26And we're going to spend the rest of our lives together.

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