28/06/2014

0:00:25 > 0:00:28MUSIC ON RADIO: "Walking On Sunshine" by Katrina & The Waves

0:00:30 > 0:00:32VOLUME INCREASES

0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Mm, yeah

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# I used to think maybe you loved me

0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Now, baby, I'm sure

0:00:43 > 0:00:46# And I just can't wait till the day

0:00:46 > 0:00:50# When you knock on my door... #

0:01:08 > 0:01:09- DEAN:- Leave her.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11We can't just leave her there!

0:01:11 > 0:01:14- She's woke up in worse places than that - trust me. - Dean, she's your mum.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Those flowers for me?

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Yeah. In your dreams.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Should come and get your hair cut when we're open.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24- Sorry? You saying there's something wrong with my hair?- No.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26I'm saying I'm good and you should try me.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32Shirl!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46You done the bathroom yet?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49- VACUUM STOPS - Do I look like I do bathrooms?

0:01:50 > 0:01:52All right. I'll do it next.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55I want this place looking perfect for when Sharon gets home.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03I found her sleeping in the garden.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Shirley?

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Oh...they're for you.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17You're a free woman now you're off licence.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20And despite everything you've done...

0:02:20 > 0:02:22- Oh, they're beautiful. Thank you. - Before you have a go at me

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- cos you said "no celebrating", I just thought...- No. Oi, listen.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27They're gorgeous. Thank you.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34- Has something happened?- No.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38It's ironic, innit?

0:02:38 > 0:02:42You get your freedom and Phil throws his away.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44What do you mean?

0:02:44 > 0:02:46He's asked Sharon to marry him.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48When?

0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Last week, at the hospital. - He never said!

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Why would he tell you? You're not that important.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58- Listen, Shirley, I understand that you're hurting.- No.- I know...

0:02:58 > 0:03:00You don't understand nothing!

0:03:08 > 0:03:13Well done. More great relationship advice from you there(!)

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Listen, she's just hurt, all right? I think it's great.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20- It's great - a bit of happiness in the family. - And since when were you Team Sharon?

0:03:20 > 0:03:22I just think it's a bit of stability.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27All right. Look, Ron, do you want to come to the Albert with me,

0:03:27 > 0:03:29give me a hand? Cos I said I'd reopen this evening.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32- I can't. I've got things to do. - Like what?

0:03:42 > 0:03:46Lovely. There you go, sweetheart. That's a tenner. And I owe you £1.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Lovely. Take care, darling.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50All hail the polyester!

0:03:50 > 0:03:53All right, mush. Burning the candle, are you?

0:03:55 > 0:03:57- Airport run.- Oh, right.- I've been up since the crack of sparrows.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01Again? Seriously, they're going to name an airport after you, aren't they?

0:04:01 > 0:04:03- PHONE RINGS - Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Hello, sweetheart. You missing me already, are you?

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Kat. Whoa, whoa, darling, slow down.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15OK, it's all right.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17I'm on my way, I'm on my way. OK.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20It's all right. It's OK. I'm on my way. It's all right. Fine.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29- KAT YELLS - Kat?- Alfie!

0:04:29 > 0:04:32- SHE GROANS It's all pain.- W-Where?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35- Inside here. Where do you think? - OK, well, what kind of pain?

0:04:35 > 0:04:37- Just pain.- OK, you need to breathe.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40- What do you think I'm doing? - Just stop talking and breathe!

0:04:40 > 0:04:44- The babies are coming.- They can't come - you've got weeks to go yet!

0:04:44 > 0:04:47- They don't know that, do they?! They're coming. Now! - OK, OK! Stop talking.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Stop shouting. OK. Don't go away, I'll be straight back.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52SHE GROANS

0:04:52 > 0:04:53Hello?

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Ah! You got anything to tell me?

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- No.- Am I just supposed to wait for an invite, then?

0:05:04 > 0:05:07- I think it's brilliant. Congratulations.- Thanks.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Shirley told me.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11I'm, er... I'm late.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12It is for good this time?

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Yeah, course it's for good.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- I'm just going to pick up Sharon, so...- How is she?

0:05:17 > 0:05:19She's a bit shaken but...

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- At least she's got something good to look forward to, eh?- Yeah.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24I'd better get going.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Shirley was...

0:05:26 > 0:05:28She was sleeping in the gardens.

0:05:28 > 0:05:29She's, er...

0:05:29 > 0:05:32She's a mess. She's taken it hard.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36You can't let the past hold you back. You're moving on.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39I think it's good. We're all moving on.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Listen, I can't find a clean nightie.- Bottom drawer.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56I've looked in the bottom drawer, top drawer, wardrobe. Nothing's sorted! I can't get nothing.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Nothing's ready.- Stop.- No, you can't have 'em here. No, Alfie, stop.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03- The pain's stopped. It's stopped. The pain's stopped.- Really?

0:06:04 > 0:06:07- Yeah, it's stopped.- You sure?

0:06:07 > 0:06:12OK. OK, all right, y-y-you need to come and sit down.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15- You OK? You're sure it's stopped? - Yeah.- All right.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19There you go. Sure?

0:06:21 > 0:06:23SHE SIGHS

0:06:23 > 0:06:27- I was so scared. I really thought it was happening!- Yeah, me too.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31Knowing you, it was probably just trapped wind, you know?

0:06:31 > 0:06:32That's not funny.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34No, no, it's not funny.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Well, at least we're ready.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Oi!

0:06:51 > 0:06:52Oi! Watch it!

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Oi!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07TV PLAYS

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Oi. Do you want to help me downstairs?

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Nah, you're all right. Mum said I'm off the rota.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Why you suddenly hiding away?

0:07:19 > 0:07:21I ain't hiding away.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Looks like it.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25I thought you was OK about this whole thing.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29- Can I just watch my programme, please?- Why are you playing up now?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- I ain't playing up!- You are. You're being a total victim!

0:07:32 > 0:07:35I, er... I bought you some of them doughnut croissant things, sausage.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Tell me you have not been out already buying him cakes?

0:07:38 > 0:07:41They ain't cakes and they ain't croissants.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Oh, they look wicked, Mum!

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Yeah, here's this girl on the market. Oh, d'you want a tissue?

0:07:45 > 0:07:48- He's not a baby, Mum. Why... - No-one said he's a baby!

0:07:48 > 0:07:51- "I just bought you them doughnut croissanty..."- Bottles, Nancy. Now.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Why are you letting her do this?

0:07:54 > 0:07:55What's wrong with you?

0:08:00 > 0:08:01HE SIGHS

0:08:11 > 0:08:15- Bit of cream on top, no-one'll notice.- It's Morgan's birthday.

0:08:15 > 0:08:16He DEFINITELY won't notice.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19My mum had promised to make a cake but, er...

0:08:19 > 0:08:21she's got her final chemo today,

0:08:21 > 0:08:24so I baked one instead and now it's ruined, so...

0:08:27 > 0:08:30I just wanted to go with her today and give her some support.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Let me sort it.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34- I wasn't angling on that. - No, I didn't think you were.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Look, it's quiet in there today, all right?

0:08:40 > 0:08:42You go with your mum, yeah?

0:08:42 > 0:08:45I'll bake a new cake, pass it off as yours.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47You can bake?

0:08:47 > 0:08:48Me and Mary Berry...

0:08:48 > 0:08:52Don't worry, I'll make sure it's a little bit wonky. No-one'll notice.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53Thank you.

0:08:55 > 0:08:56It's all right. What are friends for?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Are we all right now?

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Baking you a cake, ain't I?

0:09:06 > 0:09:08You and Tosh? Are you good?

0:09:09 > 0:09:10Yeah. We're good.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Busy making babies.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16- Well, trying to.- Are you?

0:09:17 > 0:09:19That's good.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20That's really good.

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Is it?

0:09:23 > 0:09:25I made a right mess of it last time.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29- Got a daughter who despises me. - Yeah, but you two together... be good.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Yeah.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35But what if I get it wrong again?

0:09:35 > 0:09:37What if you don't?

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Pretty sure there's no dress code for this place.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58They're not going to care if you're wearing heels or not.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01If you haven't got anything helpful to say...

0:10:09 > 0:10:11I don't even know what you're doing, really.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Just a meeting today.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17But eventually, we order some swimmers.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20They sort out the fast ones, the Michael Phelpses,

0:10:20 > 0:10:21and then they get out the...

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Oh! Too much information!

0:10:26 > 0:10:27Go with the blue one.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29While you can still fit into it.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Hey.

0:10:45 > 0:10:46So you got my text?

0:10:46 > 0:10:48I was here anyway. Visiting Dot.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51- Yeah, course you were.- I was!

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Oh, you think after this long of not replying to my calls,

0:10:53 > 0:10:55one text and I'll come running?

0:10:55 > 0:10:56I kept meaning to call.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Anyone'd think you'd been avoiding me.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01I've just been really busy.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Dot'll be wondering where her biscuits have got to.- Listen, er,

0:11:04 > 0:11:07so...do you fancy going for a drink later?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09At the Vic? About four-ish?

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Shall I leave my answer on your voicemail?

0:11:12 > 0:11:13I have not been avoiding you!

0:11:13 > 0:11:16I just... I just thought we could have a catch up.

0:11:28 > 0:11:29There you go.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31- I tried to make it frothy but... - It's fine.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34I'll have to get one of those little battery whisk things.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36- NANCY SCOFFS - A battery whisk?

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Of course. For the little prince.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40It's just a frothy coffee, Nancy.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Want to help me practise my karaoke later?

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Thought I'd try a new track for tomorrow.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47KNOCK AT DOOR Who's that?

0:11:50 > 0:11:54- Oi. You are really milking it today, ain't you?- I ain't milking it.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00- Has something happened? - No, nothing's happened.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07- Mum...- What? - You can't do this to him.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11- Do what?- Use the whole thing at the Albert to turn him into your little baby again.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15- No-one's turning anyone into a baby.- He's doing really well. Every time he tries to grow up...

0:12:15 > 0:12:17- He's been in shock!- Shock? - It's only just sinking in!

0:12:17 > 0:12:22Have you any idea how terrifying it was for your brother - stuck in that bar, thugs rampaging?

0:12:22 > 0:12:25How's he supposed to get over it if you keep treating him like a baby?

0:12:27 > 0:12:29We're not open yet, darling.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31- I just need to have a quick word with Mick.- Er...

0:12:32 > 0:12:34- All right, Mick?- Hello, mate.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37I'm, er, trying to do a sponsored swim.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Bit overdressed for it, ain't ya?

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Oh, no... It's for Janet's school.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Aw, bless. Put us down for a fiver, yeah?

0:12:45 > 0:12:47No, no, a cockle.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Yeah, um...the thing is, I...

0:12:49 > 0:12:51I can't actually swim.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53It's all the dads, see.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Supposed to do a thousand lengths between us.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Obviously I won't be doing it, because I can't.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00But Janet, she's told everyone, so I was just thinking...

0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Johnny'll do it. He loves swimming. - No, I don't.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Mummy'll get his armbands out. - Nancy!

0:13:06 > 0:13:07I just thought, you know, pub landlord -

0:13:07 > 0:13:10bound to get loads of sponsors, ain't ya?

0:13:10 > 0:13:13You know what it is, Bill... I ain't got the time. Honestly.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16It's not for six weeks. It'd only be a couple of hours.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Bill, on my life, honestly, I can't, do you know what I mean?

0:13:19 > 0:13:22OK. Thanks anyway.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25PHONE RINGS

0:13:29 > 0:13:30Hello?

0:13:32 > 0:13:33Yeah. Yeah, I've decided.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Yeah, might as well give it another try.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41No, no, I ain't told 'em. They don't need to know.

0:13:43 > 0:13:44Yeah.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Taxi for the future Mrs Mitchell?

0:14:05 > 0:14:08Don't you think that maybe I should stay one more day?

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Hey, hey, hey.

0:14:10 > 0:14:11Doctor's after your bed.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13- Well, I know, Phil, but...- Sharon.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14You can do this.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Anyway...

0:14:16 > 0:14:19you won't be able to show this rock off...

0:14:19 > 0:14:21if you stay in here any longer.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26It's gorgeous.

0:14:30 > 0:14:31Time to come home.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Shirl...Ian wouldn't like you doing that in here.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52If you had your time over, with Dean...

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Phil's engaged.

0:14:54 > 0:14:55As in...?

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Engaged. To a shoulder pad.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28She doing your nut in?

0:15:28 > 0:15:29What, Nancy?

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Your mum.

0:15:31 > 0:15:32Nah. Nah, she's fine.

0:15:35 > 0:15:36And you?

0:15:39 > 0:15:41You know, sometimes...

0:15:43 > 0:15:45..things can hit you when you least expect it.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Yeah, I... I know.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52It's OK to admit you're scared.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55It would've shook me up at your age.

0:15:57 > 0:15:58Thanks.

0:16:01 > 0:16:02Get back on that bike.

0:16:05 > 0:16:06Face your fears.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09What, like you just did with Billy?

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Bumped into your sister earlier. We're going for a drink later.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Well, good luck with that.

0:16:33 > 0:16:34Is she, er...

0:16:34 > 0:16:35Is she seeing anyone else?

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Come on! I'm the last person that knows what goes on in her life.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Although she did seem like she was on the happy pills this morning.

0:16:41 > 0:16:46I'm standing there, looking at her, thinking, "This is for real.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49- She gave birth to a trump!- Shut up! I'm talking about in the future.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Two babies. Two little babies that are going to be mine.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54I've made one sale today - I need 30 times that!

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Hey, boys. Listen, fancy helping us out with this sponsored swim?

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Janet's school. I'm just trying to get a group together.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02- I don't like swimming. - Plays havoc with his hair.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08All right, fellas. Come down for a cut or a shave - whatever.

0:17:08 > 0:17:09Opening tomorrow. Having a few drinks.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Don't have to be much, a couple of lengths - whatever you can manage.

0:17:12 > 0:17:17- I can't. I've got to focus on Kat and the babies. Got to fill up the piggy bank, ain't I?- Oh, come on!

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Jay. Sponsored swim?

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Nah, wouldn't be fair on the other blokes.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26- Looks like you've got to do it on your own, Bill. - Yeah, well, I would do, wouldn't I?

0:17:26 > 0:17:29- But I can't swim. - What?!- How old are you?

0:17:29 > 0:17:31All right, forget I asked.

0:17:31 > 0:17:32Forget I asked!

0:17:39 > 0:17:40Here, Alf.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Look, every dad worries about money.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46I remember when Nikki was pregnant with Rosie,

0:17:46 > 0:17:48I was out in the cab 24/7.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50In fact, when she went into labour,

0:17:50 > 0:17:53I left three Italians in the back with the meter running.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56So, you not working today then? Done?

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Course I'm finished. I've been up since four.

0:17:58 > 0:18:02Go back, lovely hot bath, a bit of Eggheads...

0:18:04 > 0:18:07So the cab's just sitting there doing nothing?

0:18:07 > 0:18:10- No, Alfie...- Oh, listen, Terry, when the market finishes, yeah?

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Do you know how illegal that is?

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Come on, you'll be helping a mate out. Come on, please!

0:18:14 > 0:18:16It's not your licence to lose, is it?

0:18:16 > 0:18:21I'm Alfie Moon. I'm not going to get caught, am I? Come on, eh?

0:18:21 > 0:18:23FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Nance, don't...!

0:18:32 > 0:18:33SHE CACKLES

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Ooh, nice pecs!

0:18:36 > 0:18:37It's fashion.

0:18:37 > 0:18:41Oh, fashion! For men without any clothes?

0:18:42 > 0:18:45Oi, you don't need to hide this, you know.

0:18:45 > 0:18:46I know, I know...

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Sometimes it just ain't worth the aggro.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52You can't let what happened last week set you back.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56Like, you've got to stop worrying about what Mum thinks.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59If you want to read these magazines, you read them.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02I'm sure she'll still buy you little cakes.

0:19:02 > 0:19:03Here y'are.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25Oh, someone's been busy.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Well, I want you to be able to rest, don't I?

0:19:28 > 0:19:29KNOCK AT DOOR

0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Hiya. I saw the car. - Linda.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34These are for you.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37- Thank you.- How are you? How's...

0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Now's not really a good time. - No, no, of course.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42- I'm getting there. Thanks. - Good, good. Little steps and that.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44Maybe you can come back tomorrow, yeah?

0:19:44 > 0:19:47- Can I do anything? Get anything? - No. No, no, we're fine.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Food. How about food? I could bring you over a casserole.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51I've got food in.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53She's got you well-trained, ain't she?

0:19:53 > 0:19:56I'm having one of my karaokes tomorrow night if you fancy it?

0:19:56 > 0:19:58The Vic will be a World Cup-free zone for once.

0:19:58 > 0:20:02- Get you out the house, cheer you up a bit.- Linda...- Linda, please.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06Look, Sharon...

0:20:06 > 0:20:08I'm really sorry.

0:20:08 > 0:20:12- About what I said. About Johnny being the hero and that.- It's OK.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15He's devastated.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18I thought he was OK but...

0:20:18 > 0:20:20I don't have to tell you, do I? The shock and that.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25Well, um... if there is anything you just say, all right?

0:20:25 > 0:20:26Will do. Thank you.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Right, let's get you upstairs to bed.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36Never seen it look this tidy. You didn't have to.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40No mess. No worries.

0:20:41 > 0:20:42No dramas.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50- All right. All right, all right, I'll do it!- Yeah?

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Someone round here's got to be man enough to.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Hear that? Deano's going to swim for you.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57I like your hair.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Mick, I still need more.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Don't worry. We'll find you some proper swimmers.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Ones who can do more than doggy paddle.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Listen, I'd lap you any day of the week.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07You wouldn't get near me!

0:21:07 > 0:21:09I'd be back in the changing room before you'd done a length!

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Boys, it's not really a competition though.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14It's all right to be afraid though, Mick.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Can't say I blame you. Not with me in the pool.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19It's always the ones who do all the talk, ain't it, eh? You know what I mean?

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Can you swim for me?

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Nah, you don't want to ask him, Janet. We want to win this thing.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33- Bill, put my name down.- Yeah? - Yeah.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35I'll see you at the finish line.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40That was a lovely thing to do.

0:21:40 > 0:21:44But what's going to happen when they find out you can't swim either?

0:21:48 > 0:21:49Oi.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Was you ever going to tell us about failing your uni exams?

0:22:05 > 0:22:09I thought I'd paint Amy's room. Brighten it up a bit.

0:22:10 > 0:22:11He doesn't love her.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15You've got to accept that he's made his choice.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Why?

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Because...

0:22:24 > 0:22:25..we all need this to work.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30No. I mean, why is he asking her to marry him now?

0:22:32 > 0:22:34What do you think, why do you think

0:22:34 > 0:22:36he's asking her to marry him right now?

0:22:36 > 0:22:39Because sometimes when bad things happen that's what you do...

0:22:39 > 0:22:42- He's making a mistake. - How do you know that?

0:22:42 > 0:22:44- Because I know him. - But I know him too.- Do you?

0:22:46 > 0:22:47Do you really know him?

0:22:47 > 0:22:50Know everything about him? Everything he's done?

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Look, I always thought it would be you.

0:22:54 > 0:22:55Phil and Shirley.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01But he has made his choice now. So you've got to move on.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07He gets a happily ever after?

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Why not me?

0:23:09 > 0:23:10Why not you?

0:23:13 > 0:23:14He said you'd taken it hard.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Did he now?

0:23:19 > 0:23:20He said you were a mess.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25I told him things that I didn't tell anyone.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29If you don't let this go...

0:23:30 > 0:23:33..you're going to end up really lonely.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Shirley.

0:23:42 > 0:23:43Shirley!

0:23:45 > 0:23:47I thought you was calling for me.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50- I didn't realise the time. - You've forgotten, haven't you?

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Well, I'm baking a cake.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54And that's more important than...

0:23:54 > 0:23:56No. And Shirl come in and...

0:23:56 > 0:23:58It's just five minutes.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Is it ready?

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Is it for her?

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Well, Sonia had an accident.

0:24:16 > 0:24:17Sorry.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27- Just leave him! - Stay out of it.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30- You're going to spoil everything! - I'm not going to spoil anything!

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Look, I just want, for once, everything...

0:24:33 > 0:24:35This isn't about you, Ronnie!

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Please.

0:24:39 > 0:24:40Please, Shirley.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46And Roxy's OK, looking after The Albert?

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Yeah. She's got it sorted.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51I should be better next week, so I can go back in...

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Listen, Roxy can manage. All right.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Now, if you need anything, yeah - anything at all...

0:24:56 > 0:24:58No, I'm fine. Just a bit tired.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02Listen, I'm here for you, Sharon. OK?

0:25:02 > 0:25:04BANGING AT DOOR

0:25:04 > 0:25:05RONNIE: Shirley!

0:25:07 > 0:25:11Always someone else. Someone you put first.

0:25:13 > 0:25:14Who have I got?

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Who's my family here?

0:25:19 > 0:25:23I love you, Tina. I'm the only one that really loves you.

0:25:23 > 0:25:27And all I get back is little bits of time, other people's leftovers.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29- That's not true. - Isn't it?

0:25:29 > 0:25:32You wanted me to come with you to the clinic, I'm here.

0:25:32 > 0:25:33Because you want to be?

0:25:34 > 0:25:36I can't make you want this.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38No matter how hard I try.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42If it's not something you want, then it's not something

0:25:42 > 0:25:43that we should do.

0:25:44 > 0:25:45Not together.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Come with me now if you're committed.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54100%.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Anything less than that

0:25:58 > 0:25:59and I don't want you there at all.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08- Taken it hard, have I? - (Sharon is upstairs.)

0:26:08 > 0:26:10- I tried to stop her. - I'm a mess, am I?

0:26:10 > 0:26:12She's jumping at shadows as it is.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14- Yes, you are. You're a drunken, angry mess.- Ronnie...

0:26:14 > 0:26:16He wants to marry her so let him marry her.

0:26:16 > 0:26:20- Just leave it, will ya? Leave it. - She can't stand to see you happy!

0:26:20 > 0:26:22- Come on, out. - You don't tell me what to do.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Listen, go home, get some sleep!

0:26:24 > 0:26:26You want to know what this mess is about?

0:26:26 > 0:26:28- You want to know what's really twisted?- Out.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30You want to know what this engagement is really about?

0:26:30 > 0:26:32Look, he loves her.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34He's the one that paid the blokes!

0:26:36 > 0:26:38What blokes?

0:26:38 > 0:26:39You never stop, do you?

0:26:39 > 0:26:44The two blokes that smashed Sharon's face in. He paid them.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46- You're lying.- Am I?

0:26:48 > 0:26:52- You said it yourself, she's jealous. - He told me.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54Just drop it, Shirley. Yeah? Drop it.

0:26:54 > 0:26:58He told me it was all his fault.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00That he ordered it.

0:27:00 > 0:27:01And why would he tell you?

0:27:03 > 0:27:04Because of this.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Because he hurt her.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10That's why he's marrying her.

0:27:10 > 0:27:11Why are you doing this, eh?

0:27:11 > 0:27:14Because that's what drunken messes do!

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Is that it?

0:27:19 > 0:27:20Is that what happened?

0:27:27 > 0:27:29- Get out.- Make me.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Get.

0:27:32 > 0:27:33Out.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59We're doing this together.

0:28:07 > 0:28:08It got out of hand, all right?

0:28:08 > 0:28:11So you got some guys to beat up your girlfriend.

0:28:11 > 0:28:14- No, I'm sorry, your fiancee. - They weren't meant to beat her up.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16What were they meant to do? Smudge her lipstick?

0:28:16 > 0:28:18- She wasn't listening, OK? - About what?

0:28:18 > 0:28:20About the bar. I said we needed security,

0:28:20 > 0:28:24- she said we didn't...- And you thought you'd show her that she did?

0:28:24 > 0:28:27You couldn't stand the fact that she didn't need you, could you?

0:28:27 > 0:28:30You couldn't stand the fact that she was managing on her own!

0:28:30 > 0:28:32They weren't meant to touch her.

0:28:32 > 0:28:35What were they supposed to do, scare her half to death?

0:28:35 > 0:28:37You said yourself, she's jumping at shadows.

0:28:37 > 0:28:40- If I could turn the clocks back, I would...- Would you really, Phil? - Yes!

0:28:40 > 0:28:43Cos she's a scared little woman now, isn't she,

0:28:43 > 0:28:45and she needs her big, strong man.

0:28:45 > 0:28:47She's got a bit of bruising and scarring,

0:28:47 > 0:28:49but hey, I guess they'll go down in time for the wedding photos!

0:28:49 > 0:28:52Keep your voice down. Please, keep your voice down.

0:28:52 > 0:28:54You don't know what love is.

0:28:54 > 0:28:56Oh, and you do, do you?

0:28:56 > 0:28:57No.

0:28:59 > 0:29:00No, I don't.

0:29:10 > 0:29:12I thought things could be different.

0:29:16 > 0:29:17I'm pregnant, Phil.

0:29:23 > 0:29:24I'm pregnant.

0:29:28 > 0:29:29How?

0:29:29 > 0:29:31How do you think?

0:29:31 > 0:29:33- I mean, who? - It's not important.

0:29:37 > 0:29:39- You didn't come back up. - Sorry.

0:29:39 > 0:29:41All that banging and voices...

0:29:41 > 0:29:44- Yeah, we didn't mean to wake you... - Tell her, Phil.

0:29:44 > 0:29:46- Not now. - Tell me what?

0:29:46 > 0:29:48Shirley's not going to keep quiet.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06You going to give me a go?

0:30:06 > 0:30:09Ha! That's like asking a woman to change her husband.

0:30:09 > 0:30:11The things these fingers can do.

0:30:12 > 0:30:1450p a length.

0:30:14 > 0:30:15Well, you don't have to.

0:30:15 > 0:30:18It won't make a dent in my pension, will it? You can't swim.

0:30:18 > 0:30:20Yeah, all right, I can learn.

0:30:20 > 0:30:24Six weeks? Just tell Billy you didn't realise what the date was.

0:30:24 > 0:30:26It's for a charity, ain't it?

0:30:26 > 0:30:29Facing your fears... it's very admirable, Mick.

0:30:29 > 0:30:33Just, just... just get me some sponsors.

0:30:33 > 0:30:34All right?

0:30:41 > 0:30:44So that's what today's been about, you playing baby so that...

0:30:44 > 0:30:45It ain't your business.

0:30:49 > 0:30:50Johnny, you can't just pretend...

0:30:50 > 0:30:52It's my letter, Nance. In my bag.

0:30:57 > 0:30:59Right, listen, you going to be in later?

0:30:59 > 0:31:02Cos me and Aleks are doing a dinner. Ron!

0:31:02 > 0:31:04Ronnie!

0:31:19 > 0:31:21What are you doing? Oi!

0:31:21 > 0:31:22Oh-h!

0:31:28 > 0:31:30I never even got near a uni.

0:31:30 > 0:31:33No. You couldn't read the application forms.

0:31:33 > 0:31:37- All right, you got the brains. I clearly got the looks.- Oh, yeah.

0:31:39 > 0:31:41I could re-sit the modules.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44Are... Are any of them on comic books?

0:31:44 > 0:31:48Do you think I would have failed them if they were?

0:31:48 > 0:31:49Yeah...

0:31:49 > 0:31:52I've really let them down, ain't I?

0:31:52 > 0:31:53Don't be a muppet.

0:31:53 > 0:31:55Just one more disappointment.

0:31:56 > 0:31:58So what actually happened?

0:32:00 > 0:32:02It's not important.

0:32:03 > 0:32:06- Was it... was it all the stuff to do with Mum?- Nah.

0:32:08 > 0:32:09Nah, it was just me.

0:32:09 > 0:32:12- What does Shirley know? - You know what the doctor said...

0:32:12 > 0:32:15- Well, what's she on about? I don't get it.- Shirley...

0:32:17 > 0:32:18Shirley knows.

0:32:20 > 0:32:22About the engagement.

0:32:22 > 0:32:24- She's not happy. - Well, it's not her business, is it?

0:32:24 > 0:32:27Ronnie reckons that maybe we ought to tell everyone,

0:32:27 > 0:32:30before Shirley does. Make an announcement.

0:32:30 > 0:32:31What, like a party?

0:32:32 > 0:32:34I'm not sure I want that.

0:32:34 > 0:32:36That's what I said to Ronnie, that's what we was arguing about.

0:32:36 > 0:32:41You know, I... I said it's our engagement, we'll do it our way.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43Yeah.

0:32:48 > 0:32:51Ahh. Everything sweet?

0:32:51 > 0:32:52Yeah. Yeah.

0:32:53 > 0:32:54Dad, J...

0:32:54 > 0:32:56No, no. Everything's fine.

0:32:56 > 0:32:58Is it that thing me and you were talking about?

0:32:58 > 0:33:00- Nah.- You sure?- Yeah.

0:33:01 > 0:33:04- Where you going? - Just going to go and see a supplier.

0:33:07 > 0:33:08You've got to tell them.

0:33:08 > 0:33:11- What, that I'm a failure? - They're not going to think that.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13"One of my kids! At university!"

0:33:13 > 0:33:17Her only triumph was a page three stunner so...

0:33:19 > 0:33:21They're definitely going to find out eventually.

0:33:23 > 0:33:24Not if I re-sit.

0:33:24 > 0:33:26And what if you fail the re-sits?

0:33:26 > 0:33:28Then you have to retake the whole year.

0:33:28 > 0:33:29I doubt they'd notice.

0:33:29 > 0:33:32Mum's been so busy thinking my head's messed up from

0:33:32 > 0:33:36The Albert, I think she's forgot my results are going to come through.

0:33:37 > 0:33:39I know you think you're clever, mate,

0:33:39 > 0:33:42but they're obviously going to notice at some point.

0:33:44 > 0:33:47You know, you can be just as bad as Mum. Stop interfering.

0:33:56 > 0:33:58KNOCK AT DOOR

0:33:59 > 0:34:01Ronnie here?

0:34:01 > 0:34:03- Well, good luck to you. - Is she through here?

0:34:03 > 0:34:06She's upstairs. Has something happened, Phil?

0:34:06 > 0:34:08Phil!

0:34:08 > 0:34:10Phil what's going on?

0:34:10 > 0:34:12She comes home, she goes upstairs, now you come round...

0:34:12 > 0:34:14What, is no-one talking today?

0:34:15 > 0:34:16It's me.

0:34:16 > 0:34:18She won't answer it, Phil. I've tried.

0:34:28 > 0:34:30Don't ever do that again.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33She thinks we was arguing about the engagement party.

0:34:33 > 0:34:34So if she asks...

0:34:34 > 0:34:36Ronnie, I need to know you ain't going to say nothing.

0:34:36 > 0:34:40Not to Sharon, not to Roxy, not to anyone...

0:34:40 > 0:34:42SHE SOBS

0:34:48 > 0:34:51Argh! Honestly, I've had it with her!

0:34:51 > 0:34:54If she wants dinner, she can cook it herself.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56Has she always been, er, you know...

0:34:56 > 0:34:59What, a few sandwiches short of a picnic? Yes.

0:35:00 > 0:35:02I thought we were over all of this.

0:35:02 > 0:35:06Look, stop, all right, forget it. You're taking me out for lunch.

0:35:06 > 0:35:07Let's go. Come on!

0:35:11 > 0:35:13- Who's the dad? - SHE SIGHS

0:35:13 > 0:35:15What does it matter? He's not in my life right now.

0:35:15 > 0:35:18- Don't you think you should tell him? - I'm not keeping it.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29You know, I woke up this morning and I...

0:35:31 > 0:35:33I felt happy. Like, really happy.

0:35:35 > 0:35:38I've been trying for days to convince myself that everything would be OK.

0:35:38 > 0:35:40And then for a day...

0:35:40 > 0:35:45No, not even a day, just for a couple of hours I...

0:35:45 > 0:35:48I actually believed it was going to work.

0:35:50 > 0:35:52Me, here, with a baby. Ha!

0:35:52 > 0:35:55I bought some paint, I was going to decorate the spare room.

0:35:55 > 0:35:57I mean, how stupid is that?

0:35:59 > 0:36:01You had good news. I had good news.

0:36:01 > 0:36:04I mean, the birds weren't actually singing, but...

0:36:06 > 0:36:08Shirley was right.

0:36:08 > 0:36:11People like us, we don't actually get a happy ending.

0:36:11 > 0:36:12Shirley is a mess.

0:36:12 > 0:36:14What was I thinking?

0:36:17 > 0:36:19Well, maybe you're right.

0:36:19 > 0:36:20Maybe this is your chance.

0:36:21 > 0:36:26You paid a group of men to beat up your fiancee.

0:36:26 > 0:36:31- That's got nothing to do with this. - It's got everything to do with it!

0:36:31 > 0:36:34This place. This family. It's toxic.

0:36:34 > 0:36:39I had one little bit of hope and you just stamped all over it.

0:36:39 > 0:36:43- I'm not the one who killed a geezer and had him crushed in the boot of a car, am I?- Thanks, Phil.

0:36:43 > 0:36:47Yeah, well, you don't get to play the saint, Ronnie.

0:36:47 > 0:36:49- Maybe it's me. - I never said that.

0:36:51 > 0:36:54Every time I get pregnant,

0:36:54 > 0:36:55every time I have a child.

0:36:57 > 0:37:00- Look what happened to Danielle. - That wasn't your fault, was it?

0:37:00 > 0:37:03Would you stop for a and listen to yourself?

0:37:05 > 0:37:08You cut me off when I moved in with Jack!

0:37:08 > 0:37:12When there was even the smallest possibility of me having a baby.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14You'd only just got out, hadn't you?

0:37:14 > 0:37:16And what have I done since then to redeem myself?

0:37:16 > 0:37:17What have I done?

0:37:18 > 0:37:20You really think I deserve to be a mum?

0:37:25 > 0:37:27- You're sure the test is right? - SHE SCOFFS

0:37:29 > 0:37:31You think I'm crazy, don't you?

0:37:34 > 0:37:36This is what my life is like.

0:37:36 > 0:37:38You've got to be sure.

0:37:39 > 0:37:40You've got to have backup.

0:37:42 > 0:37:43What do you mean?

0:37:50 > 0:37:52You've got to be sure that you're safe.

0:37:56 > 0:37:58You heard them, you were there.

0:37:59 > 0:38:01You can't make this better.

0:38:02 > 0:38:03Please.

0:38:06 > 0:38:08Come here.

0:38:15 > 0:38:18- Where did you get it? - You don't want to know.

0:38:18 > 0:38:19You've got a gun.

0:38:19 > 0:38:22I got it for protection.

0:38:22 > 0:38:25After Carl's mum. I've got Roxy.

0:38:25 > 0:38:27I've got Amy. I'm not going to risk any...

0:38:28 > 0:38:30I've never used it.

0:38:30 > 0:38:32It's in your house, next to your bed.

0:38:32 > 0:38:33Tell me you've never had a gun.

0:38:37 > 0:38:38Look at me, Phil.

0:38:41 > 0:38:43I'm wearing my dad's ring.

0:38:45 > 0:38:47I'm sleeping with a gun next to my bed.

0:38:48 > 0:38:49This place scares me.

0:38:52 > 0:38:53I scare me.

0:38:54 > 0:38:58Sometimes I don't... I don't think I know who you are any more.

0:39:02 > 0:39:03I'm a Mitchell, Phil.

0:39:06 > 0:39:07I'm a Mitchell.

0:39:15 > 0:39:17A thousand quid.

0:39:18 > 0:39:20Yeah, but we knew that.

0:39:20 > 0:39:22And they said it might not be that much.

0:39:22 > 0:39:24She said it might be more!

0:39:24 > 0:39:26And it probably won't even work the first time.

0:39:26 > 0:39:27Yeah, but it might.

0:39:27 > 0:39:30A thousand quid every time we want to have a shot at it?

0:39:30 > 0:39:32And a 15% chance of it actually working?

0:39:34 > 0:39:36I just wanted to know what it felt like.

0:39:37 > 0:39:40To carry a child, you know. Have a kid.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42Yeah, and you will. All right, we will.

0:39:42 > 0:39:46Other people, they just go out, get drunk, wake up pregnant.

0:39:47 > 0:39:51Like, what's-her-name... yours and Sonia's little project. Cindy.

0:39:51 > 0:39:52Kids having kids.

0:39:54 > 0:39:57Oh, let's face it.

0:39:57 > 0:39:58We ain't going to have a baby.

0:40:03 > 0:40:06When I was in prison, I promised myself, never again.

0:40:07 > 0:40:11I finished with Jack cos he was putting pressure on me

0:40:11 > 0:40:14to have a baby and I just couldn't even think about it.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19I thought I'll make sure I can't get pregnant.

0:40:19 > 0:40:22I'll go to a doctor and I'll get sterilised.

0:40:24 > 0:40:25But I didn't.

0:40:26 > 0:40:30Because somewhere, somewhere deep inside...

0:40:33 > 0:40:35And then this.

0:40:37 > 0:40:38A piece of plastic.

0:40:40 > 0:40:41One little word.

0:40:42 > 0:40:45And everything that was the right way up...

0:40:46 > 0:40:47..is now upside down.

0:40:49 > 0:40:50And is this what you want?

0:40:53 > 0:40:54I don't know what I want.

0:40:57 > 0:41:00Listen, I...

0:41:00 > 0:41:01I better get going.

0:41:03 > 0:41:05Sharon's not in a good way at the moment.

0:41:12 > 0:41:14You know, Ben's gone.

0:41:14 > 0:41:18I don't know if I'll ever see him again.

0:41:18 > 0:41:19Louise is...

0:41:22 > 0:41:25When life gives you chances, Ronnie, you've got to take them.

0:41:26 > 0:41:29However hard, however painful.

0:41:32 > 0:41:33You've got to take them.

0:42:56 > 0:42:57Nobody blames you.

0:42:58 > 0:43:01I keep telling you, you know, fists and fighting,

0:43:01 > 0:43:03that's always been the other two.

0:43:03 > 0:43:05- But you, you're the brains of the outfit.- Mum...

0:43:05 > 0:43:07My boy.

0:43:07 > 0:43:08At university.

0:43:10 > 0:43:11- Sometimes I look at you...- Please.

0:43:11 > 0:43:14..and I feel so proud, I could burst.

0:43:15 > 0:43:17Any day now.

0:43:17 > 0:43:18Exam results due!

0:43:19 > 0:43:21Yeah, any day now.

0:43:43 > 0:43:44I'm going away.

0:43:47 > 0:43:50I'm going away from here, from London.

0:43:50 > 0:43:54Because as long as I'm here, everything that's happened,

0:43:54 > 0:43:56everything I've done, it's always going to be here.

0:43:56 > 0:43:58You don't have to do that.

0:43:58 > 0:44:02Yes, I do, Phil. This is my chance. You said it yourself.

0:44:02 > 0:44:04This is my chance to get everything right.

0:44:06 > 0:44:10So I'm going to sort myself out. I'm going to put everything behind me.

0:44:10 > 0:44:14Because there's not just me to think about now, is there?

0:44:15 > 0:44:16You're keeping it?

0:44:17 > 0:44:20Everything happens for a reason.

0:44:20 > 0:44:22And maybe this is mine.

0:44:22 > 0:44:24I'm having this baby.

0:44:24 > 0:44:27And this time I'm going to protect it with my life.

0:44:28 > 0:44:31And you're not going to tell a single soul about it.

0:44:31 > 0:44:32Not even Roxy?

0:44:32 > 0:44:34Keep my secret and I'll keep yours.

0:44:37 > 0:44:38Thank you.

0:44:40 > 0:44:41- Here y'are. - No!

0:44:41 > 0:44:43Look, I've got money.

0:44:44 > 0:44:45I want you to take it, OK?

0:44:47 > 0:44:48There's one more thing.

0:44:50 > 0:44:54Just dump this for me, please.

0:44:54 > 0:44:55If Sharon sees that...

0:44:55 > 0:44:59Well, just put it in the canal, just get rid of it for me, please, Phil.

0:45:02 > 0:45:03Hey.

0:45:03 > 0:45:07I didn't go to After School club. I came back with Tiff and Morgan.

0:45:07 > 0:45:11- Aw. Couldn't wait to see your mummy, eh?- Is she upstairs?

0:45:11 > 0:45:13Let's see if she's awake, shall we?

0:45:18 > 0:45:20Take that with you, yeah?

0:45:20 > 0:45:22OK, I will.

0:45:23 > 0:45:25Good luck.

0:45:25 > 0:45:28I'm not the only one needs to change, Phil.

0:46:16 > 0:46:18So, all ready for the big opening?

0:46:18 > 0:46:21Painting's all done. Woodwork's nearly finished.

0:46:21 > 0:46:23"Stan's". Who'd have thought it?

0:46:23 > 0:46:25Yeah, about that. It's Blades.

0:46:25 > 0:46:29Turns out there's a kebab shop round the corner named Stan's.

0:46:29 > 0:46:32So...you going to sponsor me for lapping your boy?

0:46:32 > 0:46:33Yeah, dream on, babe.

0:46:36 > 0:46:40- Dad, look. Look how many sponsors we got you.- Wow.

0:46:40 > 0:46:43- Good, innit? - That's brilliant, thank you.

0:46:43 > 0:46:45Now you've just got to learn how to swim.

0:46:45 > 0:46:47Face your fears and all that.

0:46:47 > 0:46:50There you go, sausage. I've given you two little straws.

0:46:50 > 0:46:51Come on, I'm not a baby!

0:46:52 > 0:46:55Guys...can we talk?

0:47:06 > 0:47:10- ON LAPTOP:- Whatever you do...don't touch the hands!

0:47:10 > 0:47:12Is it worth a million pounds?

0:47:12 > 0:47:13Two million.

0:47:15 > 0:47:17You all right for five minutes?

0:47:17 > 0:47:20- What now?- Yeah, I've just got to do something.

0:47:20 > 0:47:21Well, can't it wait?

0:47:21 > 0:47:24And then I'll sort out some dinner, yeah?

0:47:24 > 0:47:25Can we have chips?

0:47:27 > 0:47:28Just this once.

0:47:29 > 0:47:31I'll pick some up.

0:47:31 > 0:47:33And...take care of your mum, yeah?

0:47:44 > 0:47:46- Well, come on then. - Let the boy speak.

0:47:46 > 0:47:48Erm...

0:47:49 > 0:47:51It's...my exams.

0:47:51 > 0:47:53- You've heard?- I failed.

0:47:53 > 0:47:55Not all of them. Just some of them.

0:47:55 > 0:47:57I can re-sit over the summer, which means

0:47:57 > 0:47:59I won't even lose out on a year.

0:48:01 > 0:48:03But...you were doing so well.

0:48:04 > 0:48:06What happened?

0:48:06 > 0:48:07I don't know. I just got behind.

0:48:07 > 0:48:09With everything going on, the moving...

0:48:09 > 0:48:11This is our fault, isn't it?

0:48:11 > 0:48:14No, no, it's mine. I'm just saying... I failed.

0:48:14 > 0:48:16I'm sorry that I let you down.

0:48:16 > 0:48:18You ain't let us down.

0:48:18 > 0:48:20These tutors, they don't know what they're on about.

0:48:20 > 0:48:22My tutor's great. It's...

0:48:23 > 0:48:26Look, I'll sort it. I'll pass, I promise.

0:48:26 > 0:48:28I know you will. We trust you.

0:48:31 > 0:48:34Well, thank you for telling us.

0:48:34 > 0:48:36Come here.

0:48:46 > 0:48:47Ron.

0:48:50 > 0:48:51Ronnie!

0:48:51 > 0:48:53What?

0:48:55 > 0:48:58So I saw Shirley again. With Tina.

0:49:00 > 0:49:03You know how she and her girlfriend, they want to try for a baby,

0:49:03 > 0:49:06so how unfair is this - apparently the...

0:49:06 > 0:49:09- What are you doing? - I'm going away.

0:49:09 > 0:49:12- Where? Why? - It's not important.

0:49:12 > 0:49:14Sorry, you're up and leaving and it's not important?

0:49:14 > 0:49:17- Please, Roxy. I have to... - Hold on a minute. What's so urgent?

0:49:17 > 0:49:18Ron!

0:49:18 > 0:49:20What was all that stuff with Phil?

0:49:20 > 0:49:23- Is this about the fight we had? - No.

0:49:23 > 0:49:25Because you know I'm over that, Ron, I'm always...

0:49:25 > 0:49:28Listen to me. It's not you.

0:49:28 > 0:49:31It's got nothing to do with you.

0:49:31 > 0:49:32KNOCK ON DOOR

0:49:32 > 0:49:34- Leave it. - No.

0:49:38 > 0:49:40I thought we were going for a drink?

0:49:40 > 0:49:43Um, I'm sorry. I just forgot.

0:49:43 > 0:49:47If you're seeing someone else, just say. I'm not bothered.

0:49:47 > 0:49:49Look, sorry, we're just in the middle of something here.

0:49:49 > 0:49:51That's it.

0:49:52 > 0:49:53OK, I'm really sorry.

0:49:56 > 0:49:58All right, sound. See you around.

0:50:20 > 0:50:21I got your message.

0:50:26 > 0:50:29So is that it? Are you seeing someone else?

0:50:29 > 0:50:30No.

0:50:30 > 0:50:31So what? Tell me.

0:50:34 > 0:50:36You were right. I'm a mess.

0:50:36 > 0:50:40So I'm going to go away and I'm going to sort out a few things.

0:50:40 > 0:50:42Big things. Important things.

0:50:44 > 0:50:46All right. And when you've sorted those things out?

0:50:46 > 0:50:50- When I've sorted those things out, I'll come home.- Will you?

0:50:50 > 0:50:51Yes, I promise.

0:50:53 > 0:50:54Ronnie!

0:50:54 > 0:50:58Hi, sweetie. Are you going to look after your mummy for me?

0:50:58 > 0:51:00Only if you get me sweeties.

0:51:00 > 0:51:03- Amy!- Sweeties? I'm going to go away for a bit, OK?

0:51:03 > 0:51:06- Can you get me a present? - Yes, I will get you a present.

0:51:06 > 0:51:08I'm going to get you the biggest,

0:51:08 > 0:51:10bestest present in the whole wide world.

0:51:11 > 0:51:13Bye, Aleks.

0:51:13 > 0:51:16Look after her for me, won't you?

0:51:24 > 0:51:26- (Be careful of him, Roxy.) - Ronnie!

0:51:30 > 0:51:33I'm serious. Be careful of him.

0:51:33 > 0:51:34I don't trust him.

0:51:46 > 0:51:48You can have my room if you want to change.

0:51:49 > 0:51:51I know you've had your eye on it.

0:51:55 > 0:51:57I love you.

0:51:58 > 0:51:59Come here.

0:52:04 > 0:52:06I love you too.

0:52:06 > 0:52:08And don't you ever forget it.

0:52:51 > 0:52:54- You can't leave me alone, can you? - Listen, you've got to stop this.

0:52:54 > 0:52:58She's been back five minutes and you're creeping out the house.

0:52:59 > 0:53:02- Forgot, you like it rough, don't you?- You've got to stay away.

0:53:02 > 0:53:04I'm not the one sending secret messages.

0:53:04 > 0:53:08I love Sharon. And I'm marrying her. End of.

0:53:08 > 0:53:10- But it's not, is it? - What you said last week...

0:53:10 > 0:53:12You thought it too. I told you how I felt, Phil,

0:53:12 > 0:53:15- and I saw it in your eyes. - You're wrong.

0:53:15 > 0:53:19Nice wedding. Nice reception, little honeymoon.

0:53:19 > 0:53:22And you'll be spending the rest of your life looking over your shoulder.

0:53:22 > 0:53:24Cos when I want to, I'll tell her what you did.

0:53:24 > 0:53:28Yeah, except I'm not the only one with a little secret, am I, eh?

0:53:28 > 0:53:30One word, one word in Mick's ear...

0:53:30 > 0:53:33- You wouldn't dare. - Wouldn't I? Well, you just try me.

0:53:33 > 0:53:35And I want my money back as well, my ten grand.

0:53:35 > 0:53:38I haven't got it, have I? It's all invested in Dean's salon.

0:53:38 > 0:53:41- And don't punish him. Punish me. - Not my problem.

0:53:41 > 0:53:43Now I want my money back.

0:53:43 > 0:53:46And I want you to stay away from Sharon.

0:53:47 > 0:53:50And I want you to keep your mouth shut.

0:54:05 > 0:54:06I don't really want a drink.

0:54:06 > 0:54:07Well, I'm cheering you up.

0:54:10 > 0:54:12Just when you thought it was safe.

0:54:14 > 0:54:17I brought you a bit. Morgan loved the cake.

0:54:17 > 0:54:19Oh, I'm really pleased it went well.

0:54:19 > 0:54:21But keep the cake, yeah?

0:54:21 > 0:54:24Why? I just wanted to say thank you for making it.

0:54:24 > 0:54:25Yeah, um...

0:54:26 > 0:54:28It's... Tosh and me...

0:54:30 > 0:54:32This is important, all right?

0:54:32 > 0:54:34Just keep the cake, please.

0:54:47 > 0:54:50You and me are going to have this baby.

0:54:50 > 0:54:52Whatever it takes. All right?

0:55:00 > 0:55:04- Yeah, you were right. - As usual.

0:55:06 > 0:55:07I thought you'd explode.

0:55:07 > 0:55:10Why, cos that's what I do?

0:55:10 > 0:55:12The boy's disappointed himself enough already.

0:55:12 > 0:55:14- He doesn't need us in his ear hole. - I know.

0:55:14 > 0:55:17So we agree. We step back.

0:55:17 > 0:55:20- Let the boy prove he can sort it, yes?- Mm-hm.

0:55:38 > 0:55:39Taxi!

0:55:41 > 0:55:43Oh...

0:55:43 > 0:55:44Wait!

0:55:48 > 0:55:49DRIVER BEEPS HORN

0:55:57 > 0:56:00Thanks for stopping.

0:56:00 > 0:56:01Can I go to King's Cross, please?

0:56:05 > 0:56:06Alfie?!

0:56:06 > 0:56:09Ronnie, please don't say nothing, it's not my cab.

0:56:09 > 0:56:13I'm just doing a few shifts, trying to make a few quid before the babies arrive.

0:56:13 > 0:56:15Don't say nothing, please.

0:56:16 > 0:56:18I said King's Cross.

0:56:40 > 0:56:42(Everything's going to be OK.)

0:56:48 > 0:56:49Hello?

0:57:33 > 0:57:34HE SIGHS ANGRILY

0:57:35 > 0:57:37Why don't you take a break?

0:57:37 > 0:57:38I've got to revise, ain't I, Mum?

0:57:38 > 0:57:41I just hate seeing you stressed like this, sausage.

0:57:42 > 0:57:43PHONE RINGS

0:57:46 > 0:57:48Hello?

0:57:48 > 0:57:49Oh, hello.

0:57:50 > 0:57:51Er, yes.

0:57:53 > 0:57:54No.

0:57:56 > 0:57:58Oh, that would be perfect.

0:57:59 > 0:58:01Oh, thank you.

0:58:01 > 0:58:02Yes.

0:58:02 > 0:58:04Bye for now. Yeah, bye.

0:58:06 > 0:58:08What you doing your posh phone voice for?

0:58:08 > 0:58:11I'm not. It was just, er, one of the suppliers, that's all.

0:58:12 > 0:58:14This thing tonight, you know,

0:58:14 > 0:58:17- Dean's drinks for his opening... - Oh, not now, Mick!

0:58:17 > 0:58:20No, listen, it's just a few jars, you know,

0:58:20 > 0:58:22for Shirley to say well done.

0:58:22 > 0:58:24Yeah, I know! I didn't say anything, did I?

0:58:24 > 0:58:26The karaoke all set up, is it?

0:58:26 > 0:58:27Can't wait to have a go.

0:58:28 > 0:58:31What? I never get to go up on that thing.

0:58:31 > 0:58:35You know, I always miss out. My public miss out!

0:58:35 > 0:58:37Yeah, I'll make a start on it, then.

0:58:41 > 0:58:43- What?- Nothing, sausage.

0:58:46 > 0:58:49What... That's no good to me, then!

0:58:49 > 0:58:51All right, well, forget it. I'll sort it.

0:58:54 > 0:58:57- You comfortable?- I dunno what you're so nervous about.

0:58:57 > 0:58:59I'm not nervous. The drinks delivery's gone AWOL.

0:58:59 > 0:59:01- Is your mother coming? - Dunno. Ain't spoke to her.

0:59:09 > 0:59:12Oi, listen, listen.

0:59:13 > 0:59:15Get your excuses at the ready.

0:59:15 > 0:59:18It's very, very important your mother

0:59:18 > 0:59:20doesn't get anywhere near this.

0:59:20 > 0:59:22She'll clear out the pub.

0:59:22 > 0:59:24No, only dogs can hear her anyway. It'll be fine.

0:59:24 > 0:59:27Mick, can I have a word please?

0:59:27 > 0:59:29Just gimme a minute, baby.

0:59:34 > 0:59:39- What's the matter?- You couldn't lend me some money, could you?- What for?

0:59:39 > 0:59:41The mobile phone company took two direct debits out

0:59:41 > 0:59:44- and I was already overdrawn. - All right, all right, all right.

0:59:44 > 0:59:48- That's all I got. It's about a bull's-eye. All right.- Thank you.

0:59:48 > 0:59:50Mick, could you lend me a couple of crates of beer?

0:59:50 > 0:59:52My delivery's not shown up.

0:59:52 > 0:59:54What do I look like - some sort of human cash machine?

0:59:54 > 0:59:58- Let me just... I'll go have a look, see what I got.- Cheers, mate.

0:59:58 > 1:00:00All right if I pop over later on for the opening?

1:00:00 > 1:00:04- Fancy a free drink?- No. Best behaviour, I promise.

1:00:05 > 1:00:07Kick-off's at 3.30.

1:00:16 > 1:00:17HORN TOOTS

1:00:22 > 1:00:25- Hey, Tel!- Where've you been? You've been gone ages.

1:00:25 > 1:00:28I've gotta have this in the shop in 20 minutes, gotta have a service.

1:00:28 > 1:00:31- I just had a fare out to Surrey, didn't I?- Look, Alfie...

1:00:31 > 1:00:33Listen, mate, this little run-around has been a right godsend.

1:00:33 > 1:00:36It's like a safety net. Put some food on the table.

1:00:36 > 1:00:37Look, mate, I ain't slept a wink.

1:00:37 > 1:00:40Ooh. Who's the lucky lady?

1:00:40 > 1:00:43Listen, Tel, mate, I get it.

1:00:43 > 1:00:46But I kept within the speed limits. I did everything proper, you know.

1:00:46 > 1:00:48I know, I know, but, Alf, we can't risk this, mate.

1:00:48 > 1:00:51- Look, if we get caught...- But that's just it, if we get caught.

1:00:51 > 1:00:54- We won't get caught, Tel.- But Alfie, if we get caught...- Terry, please...

1:00:54 > 1:00:56I lose me licence and I could get the cab seized.

1:01:00 > 1:01:02Flipping 'eck - looks amazing.

1:01:02 > 1:01:05- He hasn't done badly for his first venture, has he?- Thanks a bunch.

1:01:05 > 1:01:08All right, Mr Hot Shot, how many are you expecting?

1:01:08 > 1:01:10We're only open for a few hours, test it out and that.

1:01:10 > 1:01:12Right. That's me done.

1:01:12 > 1:01:13You're not staying?

1:01:13 > 1:01:16I'm not exactly the kind of clientele you're looking for, am I?

1:01:16 > 1:01:19Be nice to your mother when she turns up.

1:01:19 > 1:01:22And don't forget the drinks later.

1:01:22 > 1:01:24- See you later, Dad.- See you.

1:01:26 > 1:01:28Shirley's so excited for you. Seriously, she is.

1:01:28 > 1:01:31That's nice. Listen, that was the temp agency on the phone.

1:01:31 > 1:01:33Supposed to have some girls come down to serve drinks

1:01:33 > 1:01:37- but they let me down...- Mate, I'd love to. But I've really gotta work.

1:01:37 > 1:01:39- Yeah. No. Sure. No worries. - You're bricking it, ain't you?

1:01:39 > 1:01:41- No. Course not.- It's all right.

1:01:41 > 1:01:43This place is a big deal, it's OK to be nervous.

1:01:43 > 1:01:45I've just...never owned anything before

1:01:45 > 1:01:47and I just feel like everything's going wrong.

1:01:47 > 1:01:50You know, like it's bad omens or something.

1:01:50 > 1:01:52It's going to be brilliant.

1:01:52 > 1:01:54All right? And there's no such thing as bad omens.

1:01:54 > 1:01:55CRASH!

1:01:58 > 1:02:03All right. But I can't stay long. All right? Where's the broom?

1:02:03 > 1:02:04Butterfingers!

1:02:16 > 1:02:17Mick, guess what?

1:02:17 > 1:02:20That woman from Janet's school just sponsored you for 20 quid.

1:02:20 > 1:02:23Oh, well done, Bill. That's great.

1:02:23 > 1:02:26Hey, Lind. Just got another 20 quid for his swim.

1:02:26 > 1:02:29- Oh, it's all adding up. - Yeah, yeah. Certainly is.

1:02:29 > 1:02:30- I'll see you later.- See you later.

1:02:33 > 1:02:36- Why are you dressed like that? - Like what? I'm off shopping.

1:02:37 > 1:02:39You going to the pool?

1:02:39 > 1:02:41Yeah, yeah, might do.

1:02:41 > 1:02:43Fingers crossed for two lengths today, eh?

1:02:43 > 1:02:46Yeah. Do you know what? It's going well.

1:02:46 > 1:02:47So proud of you.

1:02:47 > 1:02:50Make sure you take a break, sausage.

1:02:52 > 1:02:56Nance, keep your eye on bar for a minute, please.

1:02:56 > 1:02:57What? No!

1:02:57 > 1:03:00Me and Johnny was going to go up Blades in a minute.

1:03:00 > 1:03:04- Trace, do you mind?- Sure.- Thank you.

1:03:04 > 1:03:07I've got that there, and I've got some change here, you see.

1:03:07 > 1:03:09The rent needs to be paid in full and on time.

1:03:09 > 1:03:13- I really can't be seen to make exceptions.- It's just...

1:03:15 > 1:03:19- Give it to me next week, OK? - Cheers. Thank you.

1:03:19 > 1:03:21We'll add 50 quid interest.

1:03:23 > 1:03:24Oi.

1:03:24 > 1:03:25Do you need a sub?

1:03:25 > 1:03:28What? No, no, no. I'm fine, thanks. Don't be silly. I'm good.

1:03:28 > 1:03:30I'm good.

1:03:30 > 1:03:32I just came by to say...

1:03:32 > 1:03:34- I'm sorry. - What're you talking about, sorry?

1:03:34 > 1:03:37Come on. It's all sparkling water under the bridge.

1:03:37 > 1:03:40Hello, ladies, can I interest you in some lovely summer dresses,

1:03:40 > 1:03:42direct from the stores in the West End.

1:03:42 > 1:03:45Seriously, they'll look great on you, ladies. Couple of blondes.

1:03:45 > 1:03:48Look, the cab's in the shop at the moment,

1:03:48 > 1:03:50so I thought I'd give you a hand on the stall?

1:03:50 > 1:03:52Give me a hand on the stall? Gotta have the patter for this.

1:03:52 > 1:03:54- That right?- Yeah, that's right.

1:03:54 > 1:03:56You're stuck in a cab all day with your glass petition,

1:03:56 > 1:03:58belting out the greatest hits of Kylie.

1:03:58 > 1:04:01This is about bringing the punters in, you gotta make a splash,

1:04:01 > 1:04:03that's what you've gotta do...

1:04:03 > 1:04:04Make a splash? Interesting.

1:04:04 > 1:04:07You know, Rosie's got a really good dressing-up box back at the flat.

1:04:07 > 1:04:09What are you talking about?

1:04:09 > 1:04:11Sweetheart, can I interest you in a lovely dress?

1:04:11 > 1:04:14It'll look great on you. Proper polyester, direct from the West End.

1:04:14 > 1:04:16What I'm talking about is making a splash.

1:04:20 > 1:04:22- How're you getting on? - That's all the beers done.

1:04:22 > 1:04:25- Just the soft drinks to go now. - What time you gotta get back?

1:04:26 > 1:04:28- What?- I don't want to go, do I?

1:04:28 > 1:04:32I want to stay and watch it open properly and be all proud for you,

1:04:32 > 1:04:35but I can't, can I? Cos I've got to go to work and I can't call in sick.

1:04:35 > 1:04:40All right, I will! Risk it for a biscuit, you monkey.

1:04:40 > 1:04:44All right? Johnny's after a perm and a blue rinse.

1:04:44 > 1:04:47- You two are early.- I told you. Can we go now? I've got some work to do.

1:04:47 > 1:04:48All right, Grandma(!)

1:04:48 > 1:04:49Where's Shirley?

1:04:51 > 1:04:53I don't care if she's here or not.

1:04:53 > 1:04:55She'll come.

1:04:59 > 1:05:00It's all I could get.

1:05:00 > 1:05:01Not my problem.

1:05:02 > 1:05:05Phil, I can't give you what I haven't got.

1:05:05 > 1:05:09Lot of nice kit in Dean's new place, ain't there?

1:05:09 > 1:05:13Please. I'm sorry I blabbed to Ronnie, all right? I really am,

1:05:13 > 1:05:16but...that salon, it means everything to him.

1:05:16 > 1:05:18Then you'll get the money or else.

1:05:20 > 1:05:23£1,000, first payment today.

1:05:25 > 1:05:28Phil, don't, please. He's my son.

1:05:30 > 1:05:32They both are.

1:05:46 > 1:05:49Thanks for taking the time out to meet me, Mr Thompson.

1:05:49 > 1:05:53Not at all. I didn't realise I was just meeting you, though?

1:05:53 > 1:05:57Oh, unfortunately, Mick - that's my husband - he's busy.

1:05:57 > 1:06:01- We run our own business, you see. - I was referring to Johnny actually.

1:06:01 > 1:06:03Oh, of course.

1:06:03 > 1:06:07Er, the thing is, um - Johnny is intelligent

1:06:07 > 1:06:09and passionate

1:06:09 > 1:06:11and bright.

1:06:11 > 1:06:13So bright. But he's not very...

1:06:13 > 1:06:15forthcoming sometimes.

1:06:16 > 1:06:18I'm not quite sure I follow?

1:06:18 > 1:06:20He's never failed an exam in his life.

1:06:20 > 1:06:22He's never at failed anything.

1:06:22 > 1:06:25Even at primary school he was top of his class -

1:06:25 > 1:06:27he knew his times tables before anyone else.

1:06:27 > 1:06:30Everybody's always said it - he's going places.

1:06:30 > 1:06:32He's certainly a bright young man...

1:06:32 > 1:06:33Exactly.

1:06:33 > 1:06:36So I can't help thinking there must've been some sort of mistake.

1:06:36 > 1:06:39- Mistake? - I don't want to point the finger

1:06:39 > 1:06:43but you hear about exams being mis-marked all the time, don't you?

1:06:43 > 1:06:47There may have been, in the past,

1:06:47 > 1:06:49cases where exams have been marked incorrectly.

1:06:49 > 1:06:51- However...- So you admit it, then?

1:06:51 > 1:06:54However, I can assure you

1:06:54 > 1:06:57that I did not mark Johnny's exam papers incorrectly.

1:06:57 > 1:07:00Furthermore, I cannot and will not discuss

1:07:00 > 1:07:02a student's academic performance

1:07:02 > 1:07:04with anyone other than the student in question.

1:07:04 > 1:07:06I'm his mother.

1:07:06 > 1:07:07Sorry.

1:07:08 > 1:07:10Fine. Fine.

1:07:11 > 1:07:14But on the university website there's this section

1:07:14 > 1:07:19that outlines "extenuating and mitigating circumstances"...

1:07:19 > 1:07:21Mrs Carter, I don't think you quite understand...

1:07:21 > 1:07:23No, no, I understand perfectly.

1:07:23 > 1:07:26Just because I ain't got a degree don't mean I'm stupid.

1:07:27 > 1:07:30I came here to talk about Johnny - not to be insulted.

1:07:30 > 1:07:33OK. Fine. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cause offence.

1:07:34 > 1:07:38Please. I'm happy to listen to your concerns.

1:07:38 > 1:07:39SHE SIGHS

1:08:30 > 1:08:31HE GASPS

1:08:54 > 1:08:55There you go, darling.

1:08:55 > 1:08:58You'll be the belle of the ball in that.

1:08:58 > 1:09:00Hey, you have got the patter! Get in there, Terry.

1:09:00 > 1:09:02- Nice one.- Told you.

1:09:02 > 1:09:04Your wig's getting a bit wet, though.

1:09:04 > 1:09:06Excuse me. Do you have a licence?

1:09:06 > 1:09:08No. I'm just helping a mate out, ain't I?

1:09:08 > 1:09:10You are not insured to work on this market.

1:09:10 > 1:09:11Like he said, he's only giving me a hand.

1:09:11 > 1:09:13No biggie. He's just helping.

1:09:13 > 1:09:16- You need to officially register him as your assistant.- What?

1:09:16 > 1:09:17You need to submit proper documentation.

1:09:17 > 1:09:20I need his ID and a £35 fee.

1:09:20 > 1:09:23- Were you bullied at school or something, mate?- Terry, stop, stop.

1:09:23 > 1:09:25We can do it the proper way or you can get a written warning.

1:09:25 > 1:09:26It's up to you.

1:09:35 > 1:09:37Ronnie's going to be OK, isn't she?

1:09:37 > 1:09:39You said yourself she text you this morning. She's a big girl,

1:09:39 > 1:09:42- she'll come back when she's ready. - Yeah. I know. I know.

1:09:42 > 1:09:44That finished?

1:09:44 > 1:09:45You on your own?

1:09:45 > 1:09:46Don't ask.

1:09:48 > 1:09:51This is where you've been hiding from me?

1:09:51 > 1:09:53- That's my cue. - Sorry, I didn't mean to...

1:09:55 > 1:09:57Aleks, I'm busy. I've got a meeting with Sharon.

1:09:58 > 1:10:00Too busy to reply to my text messages?

1:10:00 > 1:10:03If I'm going to be managing The Albert until Sharon gets better,

1:10:03 > 1:10:05then you need to appreciate that I'm busy.

1:10:05 > 1:10:07I'll go, let you work.

1:10:08 > 1:10:11Ronnie said...she doesn't trust you.

1:10:13 > 1:10:15- That again?- I don't know.

1:10:15 > 1:10:19Look, the way we started, might not have been the most normal.

1:10:19 > 1:10:21But what's normal these days anyway?

1:10:22 > 1:10:25You need to make up your mind whether you want to trust me or not.

1:10:26 > 1:10:29Please, once you have, let me know. OK.

1:10:41 > 1:10:44- Quick, take one before I drop 'em. - Johnny wants two.

1:10:44 > 1:10:45Oh, you enabler.

1:10:45 > 1:10:48Here he is. I told you it would be brilliant.

1:10:48 > 1:10:49Shirley not here yet?

1:10:49 > 1:10:51No. Want me to call her?

1:10:51 > 1:10:52No, you're all right.

1:10:54 > 1:10:57All right. Bit of hush. Yeah? This won't take long.

1:10:57 > 1:11:01Look, I just wanted to say - thanks to everyone for coming

1:11:01 > 1:11:02and welcome to Blades.

1:11:02 > 1:11:03CHEERING

1:11:05 > 1:11:09We open properly tomorrow, er, so tell your friends.

1:11:09 > 1:11:12In the meantime, get yourself a drink and enjoy yourselves.

1:11:15 > 1:11:17Right, Nance, I've really got to go.

1:11:17 > 1:11:18You're doing my nut in.

1:11:19 > 1:11:22Mate, I've gotta shoot off. Revision.

1:11:22 > 1:11:25- Looks seriously impressive. - It's coming together, yeah.

1:11:25 > 1:11:27You must be well chuffed.

1:11:27 > 1:11:29- Thanks for being here.- That's OK.

1:11:38 > 1:11:39SPEAKS HIS OWN LANGUAGE

1:11:45 > 1:11:49- It's about Tel helping out... - Get out. Get out!

1:11:49 > 1:11:51All right, all right! OK. I'm going.

1:12:00 > 1:12:03KARAOKE PLAYS "Don't Go Breaking My Heart"

1:12:05 > 1:12:06PHONE RINGS

1:12:09 > 1:12:10It's my tutor.

1:12:10 > 1:12:11Answer it, then.

1:12:15 > 1:12:17Where've you been? You've been gone ages.

1:12:17 > 1:12:19I'll go up next, shall I? Finally!

1:12:19 > 1:12:22Mum, I think there's something wrong with one of the barrel pumps.

1:12:22 > 1:12:24- Let your dad deal with it. - No, no, no. He's gone out.

1:12:24 > 1:12:26- It's really important.- Oh!- Honest.

1:12:27 > 1:12:31That was my tutor. Said you went and saw him.

1:12:31 > 1:12:32Yeah. I did.

1:12:32 > 1:12:34- Wow!- Are you serious?

1:12:34 > 1:12:37What? Sometimes they mess up on the marking, don't they?

1:12:37 > 1:12:39I was only looking out for you.

1:12:39 > 1:12:42Turns out he was a right arrogant so-and-so anyway,

1:12:42 > 1:12:44weren't worth the trouble in the end.

1:12:44 > 1:12:46APPLAUSE, KARAOKE PLAYS "Candle In The Wind"

1:12:46 > 1:12:48Oh, I love this one.

1:12:49 > 1:12:51Why don't you have a go, then?

1:12:52 > 1:12:54What are you doing? Are you mental?

1:12:54 > 1:12:56- # Goodbye, England's rose... # - Stop her. Johnny? Johnny!

1:12:56 > 1:12:59OUT-OF-TUNE: # May you ever grow in our hearts

1:12:59 > 1:13:02# You were the grace that placed itself

1:13:02 > 1:13:06# Where lives were torn apart

1:13:06 > 1:13:09# You called out to our country

1:13:11 > 1:13:14# And you whispered to those in pain

1:13:14 > 1:13:17# Now you belong to heaven

1:13:17 > 1:13:21# And the stars spell out your name... #

1:13:21 > 1:13:22What did I say to you?

1:13:22 > 1:13:25- I told you to keep her away at all costs.- Johnny...

1:13:25 > 1:13:26# And it seems to me

1:13:26 > 1:13:27# You lived your life

1:13:27 > 1:13:31# Like a candle in the wind

1:13:31 > 1:13:34# Never fading with the sunset

1:13:34 > 1:13:36# When the rain set in... #

1:13:36 > 1:13:39That's it, go on baby! Go on, girl! Go on!

1:13:39 > 1:13:42# And your footsteps will always fall here

1:13:42 > 1:13:44- # On England's greenest hills... # - Rubbish!

1:13:46 > 1:13:50# Your candle's burned out long before

1:13:52 > 1:13:55# The legend ever did. #

1:13:56 > 1:13:58SCATTERED APPLAUSE

1:13:58 > 1:14:01Come here. Hey?

1:14:06 > 1:14:08- Who's that?- One second.

1:14:11 > 1:14:13Decided to turn up, then?

1:14:15 > 1:14:18- You could at least try and look impressed.- I am.

1:14:18 > 1:14:20Honest, it's brilliant.

1:14:22 > 1:14:23Look, Dean, I need to tell you...

1:14:25 > 1:14:28What you've achieved here, it's really, really impressive...

1:14:30 > 1:14:32..and I want you to know that I'm really proud of you.

1:14:32 > 1:14:33Yeah?

1:14:35 > 1:14:36More than you'll ever know.

1:14:37 > 1:14:40Been going well. Told people they can have half price cuts

1:14:40 > 1:14:41if they've booked early.

1:14:41 > 1:14:42And they've been booking up,

1:14:42 > 1:14:44so it's going good. It's going really good.

1:14:48 > 1:14:50You'd better get back to meeting and greeting.

1:14:57 > 1:14:59Don't get plastered, will you, Shirl?

1:15:02 > 1:15:04What's happened?

1:15:09 > 1:15:13Talk about a tough crowd. Can you believe that lot?

1:15:13 > 1:15:14Miserable gits.

1:15:14 > 1:15:17I mean, I know I'm no Sam Bailey, but I can hold a tune, at least, can't I?

1:15:20 > 1:15:22- Can't I?- No, Mum, you can't.

1:15:22 > 1:15:25Yes, I can!

1:15:25 > 1:15:27What about at Christmas when I do my Bernadette Peters?

1:15:27 > 1:15:30Yeah, that's in the house, just us.

1:15:31 > 1:15:33What, I can't sing? Is that what you're saying?

1:15:35 > 1:15:39So what, you sent me up there to humiliate me?

1:15:40 > 1:15:41Yeah.

1:15:42 > 1:15:44Yeah, that's exactly what I did.

1:15:50 > 1:15:53- Cheers, lads. - You make all that today?

1:15:53 > 1:15:56I wish. It's an advance from Stan to get started.

1:15:56 > 1:15:59Right. Are we going to go back to the Vic and celebrate properly?

1:15:59 > 1:16:00Yeah.

1:16:00 > 1:16:02Just give me a minute.

1:16:04 > 1:16:07Why would you deliberately send me up there to embarrass me?

1:16:07 > 1:16:09Do you have any idea how much you've embarrassed me?

1:16:09 > 1:16:12He's my tutor, Mum. You had no right.

1:16:12 > 1:16:14That's what this is about?

1:16:14 > 1:16:15Well, I'm sorry but I'd have done the same

1:16:15 > 1:16:17for Nancy, for Lee, for any of you.

1:16:17 > 1:16:20I've got to sit in lectures with that man for the next two years.

1:16:20 > 1:16:21Now you're talking nonsense.

1:16:21 > 1:16:24- You don't get it, do you? You never get it.- Get what?

1:16:24 > 1:16:27I only failed two of my modules, which I will resit and I'll pass.

1:16:27 > 1:16:30Me, not you. Why couldn't you once, for once, just leave it?!

1:16:30 > 1:16:33- And what if he had marked it wrong? - But he didn't, did he?!

1:16:33 > 1:16:35And even if he did, it ain't your place to get involved.

1:16:35 > 1:16:37Of course it's my place!

1:16:37 > 1:16:38Oi, Dad wants you downstairs.

1:16:38 > 1:16:41- Not now, Nancy. - It's MY degree. It's MY life.

1:16:41 > 1:16:43So, please, please just stay out of it.

1:16:43 > 1:16:45- Johnny, calm down, man. - No, she needs to know.

1:16:45 > 1:16:47I'm so sick of us all tiptoeing around her all the time.

1:16:47 > 1:16:50You're the adult but you act like a child and we all have to play along.

1:16:50 > 1:16:52- That's not true. - Of course it is.

1:16:52 > 1:16:54Why do you think we've never let you up on the karaoke before?

1:16:54 > 1:16:57Because you can't sing. You can't do it. You're that bad.

1:16:57 > 1:16:59None of us could say anything, which is beyond ridiculous.

1:16:59 > 1:17:02- We got punters down there.- Did you know she went and saw my tutor?

1:17:02 > 1:17:05- Told him he didn't know how to do his job?- That is not what I said.

1:17:05 > 1:17:08- Why are you saying anything at all?! - Oi, oi, calm down.

1:17:08 > 1:17:09What you did to me was hurtful.

1:17:09 > 1:17:12- What I did for you, I was trying to help. Help my boy.- I ain't a boy!

1:17:12 > 1:17:13- Well, you're not a man! - That's enough!

1:17:13 > 1:17:15The pair of you. That's enough.

1:17:15 > 1:17:18I'm your mum. It's my job to worry and care...

1:17:18 > 1:17:21- Then stop, then! Just stop! - Johnny, I'm warning you...

1:17:21 > 1:17:23Johnny, please just leave it.

1:17:23 > 1:17:26You're warning me? You're warning me? Why don't you warn her?

1:17:26 > 1:17:28Why don't you warn that stupid bitch!

1:17:30 > 1:17:32You need to get out of my sight right now, son.

1:17:44 > 1:17:47No, it's fine, Roxy.

1:17:47 > 1:17:48As far as I can remember

1:17:48 > 1:17:52all the paperwork's in the third drawer down. OK?

1:17:53 > 1:17:55Right. Cheers.

1:17:55 > 1:17:56Everything all right?

1:17:57 > 1:17:59Yeah, yeah, fine.

1:17:59 > 1:18:00You lost something?

1:18:01 > 1:18:08No, no. Just, er, Ronnie had some stuff in this bag and, er...

1:18:08 > 1:18:10She must have packed it in her suitcase.

1:18:12 > 1:18:14Hope you're hungry.

1:18:20 > 1:18:22They'll say anything at that age.

1:18:22 > 1:18:26You remember what you was like. You was double trappy.

1:18:27 > 1:18:30We're all downstairs with Dean.

1:18:30 > 1:18:31Is everything all right?

1:18:33 > 1:18:35I'll see you downstairs, then, yeah.

1:18:39 > 1:18:40He hates me, Mick.

1:18:42 > 1:18:43He doesn't hate you.

1:18:58 > 1:19:00- Yes?- I just want to say that I do trust you.

1:19:03 > 1:19:06OK? I do. And I want to fight for this.

1:19:08 > 1:19:09Right answer.

1:19:12 > 1:19:14Give me a minute, will you?

1:19:17 > 1:19:18Oh, here it comes.

1:19:18 > 1:19:21Gentlemen. Alfie, could I have a word?

1:19:21 > 1:19:22Go on.

1:19:25 > 1:19:27- About what you saw... - I didn't see anything.

1:19:27 > 1:19:31Great. In that case, I didn't see anything either.

1:19:31 > 1:19:33No interest on your late fees. No written warning. Deal?

1:19:37 > 1:19:38Whatever the boys want.

1:19:40 > 1:19:42Here we are.

1:19:42 > 1:19:43Thanks, Shirl.

1:19:43 > 1:19:45Get stuck in.

1:19:45 > 1:19:46PHONE RINGS

1:19:46 > 1:19:47Where is everyone?

1:19:54 > 1:19:57Flamin' PPI.

1:19:57 > 1:19:59Right, you, come and give your mum a hug

1:19:59 > 1:20:02cos I'm really proud you today.

1:20:02 > 1:20:03Well, go on, then.

1:20:16 > 1:20:18Right. Let's get drinking.

1:20:18 > 1:20:21Long as you don't try and get me up on that karaoke.

1:20:30 > 1:20:31You all right?

1:20:31 > 1:20:35I can't believe I just said that. It just...

1:20:35 > 1:20:36came out.

1:20:37 > 1:20:39You went too far,

1:20:39 > 1:20:42but I think a lot of what you had to say was really valid

1:20:42 > 1:20:45and she needs to stop treating you like a baby,

1:20:45 > 1:20:48so now she knows. I think that's a good thing.

1:20:49 > 1:20:50This is good, is it?

1:20:50 > 1:20:52Obviously not... Where are you going?

1:20:52 > 1:20:54Just leave me to it, yeah, Nance?

1:21:00 > 1:21:02MAN SINGS "Ring Of Fire"

1:21:09 > 1:21:12- What do you think of him? - Out of tune.

1:21:12 > 1:21:14No! Aleks.

1:21:14 > 1:21:17Oh, him. Slug in a suit.

1:21:18 > 1:21:20That's what I think of him.

1:21:20 > 1:21:21Why do you ask?

1:21:21 > 1:21:24Oh, no reason. I just don't trust him.

1:21:24 > 1:21:26Look at him.

1:21:26 > 1:21:28I did ask Ian earlier for a raise,

1:21:28 > 1:21:30but it was, like, really busy in the caff

1:21:30 > 1:21:33so we didn't get much time to talk, So I'll ask him again tomorrow.

1:21:33 > 1:21:37Don't worry. He's going to say yeah. I've got a feeling.

1:21:37 > 1:21:39You laughing about Linda?

1:21:39 > 1:21:42The whole pub. Tumbleweed.

1:21:42 > 1:21:44What did she sing?

1:21:44 > 1:21:45Candle In The Wind.

1:21:47 > 1:21:48The Diana one.

1:21:50 > 1:21:51I won't be a sec.

1:21:55 > 1:21:57You're looking remarkably well.

1:21:57 > 1:21:59That purely medicinal?

1:21:59 > 1:22:01I think it was just one of those 24-hour things.

1:22:01 > 1:22:04It ended up just being an eight hour thing in the end.

1:22:04 > 1:22:06- Really? Do I look like an idiot?- No.

1:22:06 > 1:22:09- Then don't treat me like one. - I'm really sorry.

1:22:09 > 1:22:11If you are much as one second late tomorrow...

1:22:11 > 1:22:13I won't be. I promise.

1:22:13 > 1:22:14What?

1:22:15 > 1:22:17You didn't even go to work today?

1:22:22 > 1:22:25Remember when they were little, in their pushchairs?

1:22:25 > 1:22:27We'd take 'em to the park.

1:22:30 > 1:22:34Remember Nancy got her big head stuck in the railings?

1:22:37 > 1:22:40Still...at least they needed you.

1:22:43 > 1:22:44What he said -

1:22:44 > 1:22:49it was just heat of the moment, you know he didn't mean it.

1:22:52 > 1:22:55He did, Mick. He meant it.

1:22:58 > 1:23:00I don't know how we get back from this.

1:23:30 > 1:23:31Put it back.

1:23:34 > 1:23:35All of it.

1:23:36 > 1:23:38It was just a loan. I was going to put it back.

1:23:41 > 1:23:43You just can't help yourself.

1:23:50 > 1:23:53It's Phil's money in this place.

1:23:53 > 1:23:55I borrowed it from him, then it went to Stan, then to you,

1:23:55 > 1:23:57and now Phil, he wants all the cash back...

1:23:58 > 1:24:01..starting with £1,000 today. I didn't know what to do.

1:24:01 > 1:24:03What are you talking about?

1:24:03 > 1:24:06When I told him I didn't have it - Dean, he really scared me.

1:24:10 > 1:24:11Good.

1:24:13 > 1:24:14Now leave.

1:24:14 > 1:24:15You don't understand!

1:24:15 > 1:24:18Just...leave.

1:25:46 > 1:25:48DOOR OPENS

1:25:49 > 1:25:50Have you seen Johnny?

1:25:51 > 1:25:53No. Why?

1:25:54 > 1:25:57There's a load of stuff gone from his room and his phone's off.

1:25:57 > 1:25:59I think he's gone.

1:26:36 > 1:26:38I said he wouldn't be back.

1:26:38 > 1:26:41He's going to keep his nut down, hoping it all blows over.

1:26:41 > 1:26:44Will you please, please, just come back to bed?!

1:26:44 > 1:26:46I keep going over and over what he called me.

1:26:46 > 1:26:48HE GROWLS IN FRUSTRATION

1:26:48 > 1:26:49Just... Just...

1:26:50 > 1:26:52He'll be back.

1:26:52 > 1:26:54And we'll all say sorry...

1:26:54 > 1:26:56ME say sorry?!

1:26:58 > 1:26:59Ahhh!

1:27:17 > 1:27:18SHARON SCREAMS

1:27:18 > 1:27:21Sharon, it's all right. Sharon, Sharon, Sharon...

1:27:22 > 1:27:24I brought you something.

1:27:24 > 1:27:28This should save you the bother of smashing my place up.

1:27:28 > 1:27:31From now on, you deal with me, and only me...

1:27:38 > 1:27:41Modern technology - all your breakfast in a can.

1:27:41 > 1:27:43Clever, innit, the way they get those sausages in.

1:27:43 > 1:27:46- Urgh!- Why not? All comes out the same way in the end...

1:27:46 > 1:27:49How can you eat? Can you not see I'm mid-crisis?!

1:27:49 > 1:27:52You could help - or is that beyond you?

1:27:53 > 1:27:55Johnny finally answered his phone.

1:27:55 > 1:27:57- Where is he?- Didn't say.

1:27:57 > 1:27:59When's he coming back?

1:27:59 > 1:28:00I don't know if he is, Mum.

1:28:01 > 1:28:04- You both went too far. - I was helping him.

1:28:04 > 1:28:06By still wiping his bottom for him?

1:28:06 > 1:28:07I care about my children - is that so wrong?

1:28:07 > 1:28:10No, what's wrong is that you can't even see what you've done.

1:28:10 > 1:28:11He called me a bitch.

1:28:11 > 1:28:14Yeah, he snapped. And who can blame him?

1:28:14 > 1:28:15So now you're siding with him?

1:28:15 > 1:28:17And I can see exactly what you've done wrong,

1:28:17 > 1:28:20because it's what you always, always do.

1:28:26 > 1:28:28I'm trying, Phil.

1:28:29 > 1:28:32You want your secret out, do you?

1:28:32 > 1:28:33Mick!

1:28:33 > 1:28:35I'm trying to get the rest of it.

1:28:35 > 1:28:38Dean gave me some of the money.

1:28:38 > 1:28:40My boy sorted you out?

1:28:40 > 1:28:42Your boy?

1:28:42 > 1:28:44Your boy broke into my house.

1:28:44 > 1:28:46Now, you don't want trouble,

1:28:46 > 1:28:48I suggest you get your boy on a leash -

1:28:48 > 1:28:50and you...can get me the rest of my money.

1:28:56 > 1:28:59And what about the way Nancy spoke to me this morning?

1:28:59 > 1:29:00You need to sort this, Mick.

1:29:00 > 1:29:02Well? What you going to do?

1:29:02 > 1:29:04Johnny'll be back to face the music.

1:29:04 > 1:29:05Not her music.

1:29:05 > 1:29:07Dad, got some post.

1:29:07 > 1:29:09Hopefully from a clinic in Switzerland

1:29:09 > 1:29:12- booking you a one-way ticket.- Mick? - What do you want me to say to you

1:29:12 > 1:29:15that I haven't said a million times last night or today?

1:29:15 > 1:29:18- Where are you going?- Out. - Where?- Of earshot.

1:29:18 > 1:29:22Where I can't hear you all arguing and expecting me to solve it.

1:29:22 > 1:29:25Can I please not come home to a tear-up - please!

1:29:31 > 1:29:35Ha! May we ask what emergency service that's supposed to be?

1:29:35 > 1:29:38A "supporting my girl" service?

1:29:38 > 1:29:42I said it was a casual pre-Pride get-together at the Welly.

1:29:42 > 1:29:43Not fancy dress.

1:29:43 > 1:29:46Be careful of her today.

1:29:46 > 1:29:48Johnny's still not back.

1:29:48 > 1:29:49Nancy's sulking.

1:29:49 > 1:29:51And don't mention the karaoke.

1:29:54 > 1:29:56Can't you sort it?

1:29:56 > 1:29:59Johnny will come back. It's his first Pride -

1:29:59 > 1:30:02- we said we'd take him.- Well, Johnny ain't coming home at all

1:30:02 > 1:30:04- unless she apologises to him. - Don't start all that again!

1:30:04 > 1:30:06Right, that's enough!

1:30:06 > 1:30:08There's no point in rowing about Johnny

1:30:08 > 1:30:10when he's perfectly capable of speaking for himself.

1:30:10 > 1:30:13Come on. I'm going to take you to him.

1:30:25 > 1:30:27You look lovely.

1:30:27 > 1:30:28Very classy.

1:30:28 > 1:30:32Would you like a glass of champagne? No charge.

1:30:34 > 1:30:36Champagne?

1:30:36 > 1:30:39Yeah. Mick won't miss one bottle.

1:30:39 > 1:30:41Of course you didn't pay for it.

1:30:41 > 1:30:43I've just seen Phil.

1:30:43 > 1:30:45He said that you broke into his house.

1:30:45 > 1:30:49- Please don't go back there, not even for me.- For you?

1:30:49 > 1:30:51Hi, I've got an appointment.

1:30:51 > 1:30:52One second.

1:30:52 > 1:30:56Come over the Vic later on, yeah? I'll slip you another drink.

1:30:56 > 1:30:57Celebrate this place properly.

1:31:03 > 1:31:04How can I help you?

1:31:13 > 1:31:15I cannot believe he's here, Stan! Your flamin' flat?

1:31:15 > 1:31:18He's the one that wanted to run. I just gave him somewhere to run to.

1:31:26 > 1:31:29Ready? Now swim.

1:31:29 > 1:31:33Swim, swim, swim.

1:31:58 > 1:32:00You all right, Mick?

1:32:07 > 1:32:10Lee stayed here behind my back, Johnny...

1:32:10 > 1:32:12Why not just ask Nancy - make it a hat-trick?

1:32:12 > 1:32:14You all right?

1:32:14 > 1:32:15Before you start, you can blame me.

1:32:15 > 1:32:20- I thought I said not to tell her. - And you also called her a bitch. She wants you to say you're sorry.

1:32:20 > 1:32:22I shouldn't have called you that.

1:32:22 > 1:32:25Right, now you've made your little point,

1:32:25 > 1:32:26we're going home.

1:32:26 > 1:32:29Well, I ain't sorry about anything else I said or did.

1:32:29 > 1:32:32She is actually quite upset, Johnny.

1:32:32 > 1:32:35About me making a laughing stock out of her?

1:32:35 > 1:32:36Just like what you did to me.

1:32:38 > 1:32:40Beer?

1:32:40 > 1:32:41- He don't want a beer. - No, he wants an apology,

1:32:41 > 1:32:45but he knows it'll be black as Newgate's knocker outside before he gets one,

1:32:45 > 1:32:48- so he might as well have a beer. - Johnny, you're coming with me. Now.

1:32:48 > 1:32:50In the fridge, are they? The beers?

1:32:50 > 1:32:51We're leaving. Now.

1:32:51 > 1:32:53Yeah!

1:32:53 > 1:32:55What? Made a mess with your own kids

1:32:55 > 1:32:57and now you're trying to take mine? Is that it?

1:32:58 > 1:33:00HE SIGHS

1:33:00 > 1:33:02Come with me.

1:33:04 > 1:33:06Please?

1:33:12 > 1:33:13SHOWER RUNS

1:33:16 > 1:33:18All right?

1:33:20 > 1:33:22You walking back?

1:33:23 > 1:33:26No, I'm going to just...

1:33:26 > 1:33:28stay here for a bit.

1:33:28 > 1:33:29Linda's on one.

1:33:30 > 1:33:33To be honest, it's just nice not having her in my ear-hole.

1:33:35 > 1:33:36Playing family peacekeeper?

1:33:39 > 1:33:42Do you know what it's like living in my house sometimes?

1:33:42 > 1:33:45Remember the film The Terminator?

1:33:45 > 1:33:48You know the bit where, like, his head's half hanging off

1:33:48 > 1:33:50cos he's been having all these tear-ups,

1:33:50 > 1:33:52and he's dragging himself up the stairs...

1:33:52 > 1:33:53You just want to go AWOL for a bit?

1:33:53 > 1:33:56Yeah, yeah.

1:33:58 > 1:34:00That's the great thing about this place.

1:34:00 > 1:34:03When you're under the water...

1:34:03 > 1:34:06all your responsibilities, everything,

1:34:06 > 1:34:08they just go away.

1:34:08 > 1:34:11Yeah, I know, yeah.

1:34:15 > 1:34:18They do adult classes here on a Sunday morning.

1:34:20 > 1:34:22Beginners, if you need?

1:34:25 > 1:34:28It's pathetic.

1:34:28 > 1:34:30I'm a grown man

1:34:30 > 1:34:32and I can't swim

1:34:32 > 1:34:34and I'm petrified of water.

1:34:34 > 1:34:36It's not pathetic.

1:34:36 > 1:34:38You just didn't learn as a kid.

1:34:42 > 1:34:45I've taught all my kids here.

1:34:45 > 1:34:48The boys, they learned really quickly,

1:34:48 > 1:34:51but Lucy, she was a nightmare.

1:34:55 > 1:34:59I could try and teach you, if you like.

1:35:02 > 1:35:04You're not going to let me say no, are you?

1:35:08 > 1:35:10Don't tell me how to run that family.

1:35:10 > 1:35:12I've been holding it together since I was 15.

1:35:12 > 1:35:13I know.

1:35:13 > 1:35:16And you just expect me to forget what Johnny said to me?

1:35:16 > 1:35:19I'm not asking you to forget.

1:35:19 > 1:35:21I'm asking you to remember.

1:35:22 > 1:35:23By bringing me here?

1:35:37 > 1:35:39You're not alone.

1:35:39 > 1:35:42This place is always full of adult learners.

1:35:42 > 1:35:44You can always spot them.

1:35:44 > 1:35:46They're the ones that are clinging on to the side with one arm

1:35:46 > 1:35:48and they've got one foot on the ground.

1:35:48 > 1:35:51But once they're in there, they're fine.

1:35:51 > 1:35:52And you will be, at that swimathon.

1:35:54 > 1:35:56Yeah, yeah.

1:35:57 > 1:36:00Or I'll embarrass my whole family.

1:36:00 > 1:36:02Don't think they'll be too impressed

1:36:02 > 1:36:05with me standing at the side of a poxy swimming pool

1:36:05 > 1:36:07that I don't even want to get in.

1:36:09 > 1:36:13Facing up to something you're terrified of and doing it -

1:36:13 > 1:36:14that's impressive.

1:36:17 > 1:36:20Come on then, Terminator.

1:36:20 > 1:36:21We going in?

1:36:32 > 1:36:37Well, come in. Don't be scared of your childhood home.

1:36:37 > 1:36:38What's left of it.

1:36:40 > 1:36:41Knocking 'em all down round here.

1:36:43 > 1:36:45Gentrification, I believe they call it.

1:36:45 > 1:36:47Like we need improving.

1:36:50 > 1:36:53You never mention this place, do you?

1:36:54 > 1:36:57You and your mum and dad, and this pub.

1:36:57 > 1:36:59Perfect family.

1:36:59 > 1:37:02Perfect?

1:37:02 > 1:37:04John and Elaine.

1:37:04 > 1:37:06All in love behind this bar.

1:37:08 > 1:37:10Good pub, this was.

1:37:12 > 1:37:14Remember you as a kid.

1:37:14 > 1:37:18Legs like two strings of cotton in your school uniform.

1:37:20 > 1:37:23Thought none of us had noticed, you and Mick,

1:37:23 > 1:37:26sitting in the corner there, heads together.

1:37:29 > 1:37:30I can't be here.

1:37:30 > 1:37:33Can't be reminded of what it was like to be a kid?

1:37:35 > 1:37:37You think I can forget my dad dying?

1:37:45 > 1:37:46I can't.

1:37:46 > 1:37:47You can.

1:37:47 > 1:37:50I can't.

1:37:50 > 1:37:51I sound like Orville!

1:37:54 > 1:37:55It's easy, all right?

1:37:55 > 1:37:59All you've got to do is put your head in the water - breathe out. OK?

1:37:59 > 1:38:00That way the water can't come in.

1:38:00 > 1:38:02Yeah? Give it a go.

1:38:03 > 1:38:05Go on, you can do it.

1:38:16 > 1:38:17There you go.

1:38:26 > 1:38:28Heart attack, wasn't it? He wouldn't have known.

1:38:30 > 1:38:32He knew.

1:38:32 > 1:38:33Just his time.

1:38:34 > 1:38:37He was staring straight at me for help.

1:38:38 > 1:38:42- I couldn't save him. - You were a kid.- I was 15.

1:38:45 > 1:38:46Oh, Linda.

1:38:47 > 1:38:51Tell me you haven't spend all these years thinking it was your fault.

1:38:51 > 1:38:54I didn't know what to do.

1:38:54 > 1:38:57You screamed. We heard you. Came out.

1:38:57 > 1:39:00- You were there? - You did everything right.

1:39:01 > 1:39:04Got the ambulance called, in seconds -

1:39:04 > 1:39:05seconds, Linda.

1:39:05 > 1:39:07You were there for him.

1:39:07 > 1:39:09No, I weren't.

1:39:10 > 1:39:13They made me let go of his hand.

1:39:13 > 1:39:16The next time I saw him, he was dead.

1:39:16 > 1:39:17I made you let go.

1:39:17 > 1:39:22You had to, so they could take him to hospital,

1:39:22 > 1:39:23try and save him.

1:39:23 > 1:39:27You did all you could.

1:39:28 > 1:39:31You really think I did the right thing for him?

1:39:39 > 1:39:40HE GASPS

1:39:40 > 1:39:42HE COUGHS

1:39:46 > 1:39:48Told you to keep your mouth shut.

1:39:49 > 1:39:52You'd have thought I'd have learned that by now, living in my gaff.

1:39:54 > 1:39:57I don't know why I'm making Linda out to be a monster.

1:39:57 > 1:39:58She's not really. I...

1:39:58 > 1:40:00I love her. She's...

1:40:01 > 1:40:03She's Braveheart in curlers.

1:40:05 > 1:40:09She's not that strong underneath it all.

1:40:09 > 1:40:11None of us are.

1:40:11 > 1:40:13We just pretend to be for our families, don't we?

1:40:15 > 1:40:17That's what I'm doing all the time at the moment.

1:40:20 > 1:40:22Right, come on, you - turn around.

1:40:25 > 1:40:26Time for the big one.

1:40:36 > 1:40:39I admired you. I really did.

1:40:39 > 1:40:42Coming back from the hospital.

1:40:42 > 1:40:45Leading your mum behind the bar.

1:40:45 > 1:40:47And you all just staring at us.

1:40:47 > 1:40:49Wondering when you'd get your next drink.

1:40:49 > 1:40:51Wondering how you did it.

1:40:52 > 1:40:55You, at the funeral,

1:40:55 > 1:40:57holding on to her as she crumbled.

1:40:57 > 1:41:00You were a good kid, Linda.

1:41:00 > 1:41:01I was glad my Mick would come to you.

1:41:01 > 1:41:04You look after family. That's what you're supposed to do.

1:41:04 > 1:41:08Family. And not three months later,

1:41:08 > 1:41:10you announcing you were pregnant.

1:41:12 > 1:41:14You saying I tricked him? Mick wanted a family.

1:41:14 > 1:41:16Almost as much as you.

1:41:16 > 1:41:18I'd die for my kids.

1:41:18 > 1:41:21Or is it that you wouldn't want to live without them?

1:41:21 > 1:41:24You have no idea what it's like to actually love your children.

1:41:24 > 1:41:29I know you're clipping Johnny's wings. Why? So he'll stay?

1:41:30 > 1:41:31Won't fly the nest?

1:41:33 > 1:41:35Or you won't be left alone like me?

1:41:35 > 1:41:36You drove your kids away!

1:41:36 > 1:41:39- Now we're getting somewhere. - You pushed 'em.- Like you pull yours?

1:41:39 > 1:41:41I'm nothing like you! We're not the same.

1:41:41 > 1:41:42Johnny needs me.

1:41:42 > 1:41:44He's 19. He's a man.

1:41:44 > 1:41:46He's fragile. He nearly died.

1:41:46 > 1:41:48When he was a baby. He's not a baby now!

1:41:48 > 1:41:49I saved that boy!

1:41:49 > 1:41:52You asked me why I never mention my dad's name? But I do.

1:41:52 > 1:41:54Every time I say Johnny's name.

1:41:54 > 1:41:57I gave him my dad's name but this time I stopped it happening,

1:41:57 > 1:41:59I held his hand and I knew.

1:41:59 > 1:42:02I thought, this time I am not letting this person go.

1:42:02 > 1:42:06This time I'm going to watch his every breath and he won't die, he won't leave me.

1:42:09 > 1:42:14But he will. You're making that kid hate you, Linda.

1:42:38 > 1:42:40I hear you give free consultations.

1:42:42 > 1:42:44I want a consultation.

1:42:44 > 1:42:46Wait at the back for us, babe.

1:42:51 > 1:42:53You're not exactly surprising me, Phil.

1:42:54 > 1:42:58I bet this cost a bit. You insured?

1:42:58 > 1:43:01I paid what I needed to. To keep this place safe.

1:43:04 > 1:43:07You keep making them payments.

1:43:07 > 1:43:10Cos I'd hate for something to happen to this place.

1:43:10 > 1:43:12And you stay away from my family.

1:43:22 > 1:43:24It's all coming down here.

1:43:24 > 1:43:27That letter I got earlier was from the council.

1:43:28 > 1:43:32All highfalutin language but they're tearing the place apart.

1:43:33 > 1:43:35Good riddance.

1:43:35 > 1:43:37It's years since it felt like home.

1:43:39 > 1:43:42Sorry if I was a bit harsh with you.

1:43:42 > 1:43:45But...I wanted you to see before it was too late.

1:43:58 > 1:43:59DOOR SHUTS

1:44:02 > 1:44:03How did we get here, Johnny?

1:44:05 > 1:44:07I grew up.

1:44:07 > 1:44:08I'm a man.

1:44:10 > 1:44:14I'm sorry. I need to say sorry.

1:44:15 > 1:44:16Thank you.

1:44:18 > 1:44:20Tell me what I've done wrong.

1:44:20 > 1:44:24And I'll listen this time, I promise. Go on.

1:44:28 > 1:44:30I just...

1:44:32 > 1:44:35I feel like you won't let me grow up.

1:44:36 > 1:44:39You won't let me go.

1:44:39 > 1:44:44You're either... You're either following me around or going behind my back.

1:44:46 > 1:44:49You know, either way you're controlling everything I do.

1:44:49 > 1:44:50I do that?

1:44:52 > 1:44:53Yeah, I do that.

1:44:55 > 1:44:59I don't want to fight you. I want to have a life.

1:45:01 > 1:45:06Oh, Johnny... I know I do it. I smother you. I cling.

1:45:06 > 1:45:09I just can't help it.

1:45:09 > 1:45:14I worry that if I let go, even for a second,

1:45:14 > 1:45:15I'm going to lose you.

1:45:19 > 1:45:21I'm sorry we came to this, baby.

1:45:24 > 1:45:27No... No, not "baby".

1:45:30 > 1:45:31You're my son.

1:45:35 > 1:45:41My brilliant, grown-up son.

1:45:43 > 1:45:46Just tell me you don't hate me.

1:45:46 > 1:45:49Mum... I don't hate you. I love you, Mum.

1:45:50 > 1:45:53But you want to leave me? Leave home?

1:45:53 > 1:45:54No... no.

1:45:59 > 1:46:03Problem with old age, you can't eavesdrop like you used to.

1:46:03 > 1:46:05Sh. They're doing OK.

1:46:05 > 1:46:07Stan?

1:46:10 > 1:46:13You should start packing this place up.

1:46:13 > 1:46:15Council haven't given me a new home yet.

1:46:15 > 1:46:17You've got one with us. For good.

1:46:17 > 1:46:19If you want it.

1:46:21 > 1:46:22You'll have me?

1:46:24 > 1:46:26Well, take me a little while to pack.

1:46:26 > 1:46:27Got a lot of valuables.

1:46:27 > 1:46:31Have you thought this through, Mum? There's a lot of novelty china in here.

1:46:31 > 1:46:34- Heirlooms.- Heirlooms?

1:46:34 > 1:46:38And some decent furniture. Get that living room kitted out.

1:46:38 > 1:46:40That sofa of yours does hell for my back.

1:46:44 > 1:46:47You ready? You don't need that.

1:46:47 > 1:46:51Let go. You can do it.

1:46:51 > 1:46:52Really?

1:46:52 > 1:46:54Yeah, just remember what I told you.

1:46:55 > 1:46:58Yeah? You'll be all right, don't worry. I'll be right behind you.

1:47:00 > 1:47:03OK. I can do this. I can do this.

1:47:07 > 1:47:10Go on. That's it, that's it.

1:47:10 > 1:47:12Reach out with your arms. Kick your legs. Kick your legs.

1:47:12 > 1:47:15That's it. Kick. That's it, Mick!

1:47:21 > 1:47:24So what's this treat, then? Where you taking me?

1:47:24 > 1:47:27The fact that we're in Soho would be a bit of a give away.

1:47:27 > 1:47:30Sorry, mate, can you just stop here for a second? Thanks.

1:47:33 > 1:47:35PULSATING MUSIC AND CONVERSATION

1:47:38 > 1:47:42This Pride thing tomorrow? Do you want to go?

1:47:42 > 1:47:43Yeah, I guess.

1:47:43 > 1:47:46Well, Tina and Tosh were meeting some people here.

1:47:46 > 1:47:48It's a pre-Pride party.

1:47:49 > 1:47:52You might meet someone. Someone nice.

1:47:53 > 1:47:55You pimping him out now, Mum?

1:47:56 > 1:47:58Did I do the wrong thing?

1:47:58 > 1:48:01No. Can't stop being you, can you, Mum?

1:48:03 > 1:48:04Run, Johnny. Be free.

1:48:04 > 1:48:05Be gay!

1:48:07 > 1:48:11Go on, if you're going. Can't keep this taxi meter running forever.

1:48:25 > 1:48:26Mum.

1:48:29 > 1:48:31This ain't like your wildlife documentaries.

1:48:31 > 1:48:35I don't think we're supposed to sit and watch. Shall we go?

1:48:36 > 1:48:37Walford, please, mate.

1:48:56 > 1:49:00Know what, it's actually really hard to sink.

1:49:00 > 1:49:03If you relax, you float.

1:49:03 > 1:49:05So what you saying, I'm full of hot air?

1:49:05 > 1:49:08No, I'm saying I knew you could do it.

1:49:08 > 1:49:09Thanks.

1:49:09 > 1:49:12Anyway, back into the breach. Do you know what, you're right.

1:49:12 > 1:49:16It's good to...escape. Go AWOL from life for a bit.

1:49:16 > 1:49:19Same again tomorrow?

1:49:19 > 1:49:20Yeah. Why not?

1:49:35 > 1:49:36Oi. Well done.

1:49:37 > 1:49:39So peace has been declared?

1:49:39 > 1:49:41Yep. She fixed it. He's coming back.

1:49:41 > 1:49:42You did it?

1:49:42 > 1:49:45That's what we grown-ups do, ain't it? Fix things.

1:49:50 > 1:49:52Proud of you.

1:50:04 > 1:50:07I thought you and me were straight? You paid Phil off for me?

1:50:07 > 1:50:10For you? Do you honestly think I was protecting you?

1:50:10 > 1:50:13I was protecting my business. I was protecting me.

1:50:13 > 1:50:16No-one else ever does.

1:50:16 > 1:50:17I do, Dean.

1:50:26 > 1:50:29Dean! Dean, I was doing it to help you. Believe me.

1:50:29 > 1:50:31Do you know what? I did believe you.

1:50:31 > 1:50:33I'm so stupid that when you hugged me,

1:50:33 > 1:50:36- I actually thought it meant something.- What's happened?

1:50:36 > 1:50:39I'll tell you what's happened. She stole off me. For Phil! I'm just asking why.

1:50:39 > 1:50:43- I had to. - But why? Give me one good reason!

1:50:43 > 1:50:45Has he got something over on you?

1:50:45 > 1:50:47Just tell me and we can forget it.

1:50:50 > 1:50:52- Dean! - Oh, Shirley, don't chase after him.

1:50:52 > 1:50:55You're giving me family advice now, are you?

1:50:55 > 1:50:58- When all your kids hate you and they want to leave? - That's not true.

1:50:58 > 1:51:01If you run after him, and tell him what to do, he'll hate you for it. Just leave him be.

1:51:01 > 1:51:04Let me talk to him, let me fix it for you.

1:51:04 > 1:51:06Let her go, Shirl.

1:51:06 > 1:51:08Believe it or not, she's on a roll at the moment.

1:51:08 > 1:51:10Come back in the boozer. Come on.

1:51:20 > 1:51:21I weren't flirting!

1:51:21 > 1:51:23Really?

1:51:23 > 1:51:24I always do the splits when I'm drunk.

1:51:27 > 1:51:28Tosh...

1:51:31 > 1:51:34I'd better go. You coming?

1:51:34 > 1:51:37Um... No. I'm going to stay.

1:51:55 > 1:51:56HE CRIES

1:51:56 > 1:51:58DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

1:52:20 > 1:52:25She's crying over you an' all. Can't you talk to her?

1:52:26 > 1:52:28I don't care what she has to say any more.

1:52:31 > 1:52:33It's hard being a parent, you know.

1:52:35 > 1:52:37Have you come to fight for her?

1:52:39 > 1:52:41Cos she ain't worth it.

1:52:50 > 1:52:51Cheers.

1:52:52 > 1:52:54I'm Johnny, by the way.

1:52:54 > 1:52:55Gianluca.

1:52:55 > 1:52:59Um... John...?

1:52:59 > 1:53:00Just call me Luca.

1:53:02 > 1:53:04Is this your first Pride?

1:53:04 > 1:53:05Yeah.

1:53:05 > 1:53:07Mine too. Came to London just to see it.

1:53:08 > 1:53:10You going tomorrow?

1:53:10 > 1:53:14Um... Yeah... maybe we could see it together?

1:53:16 > 1:53:20Yeah? Er... Cheers.

1:53:25 > 1:53:26CHEERING

1:53:40 > 1:53:41She loves you.

1:53:41 > 1:53:43No, she doesn't.

1:53:43 > 1:53:46Of course she loves you. We get it wrong sometimes.

1:53:46 > 1:53:48But she's your mum.

1:53:48 > 1:53:52I just feel like I can't trust anyone ever again.

1:53:53 > 1:53:54HE SOBS

1:54:02 > 1:54:03It's OK.