28/09/2012

0:00:29 > 0:00:31PHONE RINGS

0:00:35 > 0:00:36Hello? Yeah.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Yeah, I'm still here. Why?

0:01:01 > 0:01:03- We getting a coffee? - Er, not here - at the club.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Our coffee's rubbish.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08We're going to start opening daytimes for coffees and meetings,

0:01:08 > 0:01:09so it'll have to get better.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11- Good idea.- And I'm pitching

0:01:11 > 0:01:13- a few ideas for Phil too.- Right.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15- Well, get on it, then. - THEY LAUGH

0:01:22 > 0:01:25What was so important that you couldn't call me over the phone?

0:01:25 > 0:01:26I got a job.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28- What do you mean, you got a job? - Cleaning job.

0:01:28 > 0:01:33It's a new client, so we got to go get all the kit and be there first thing Wednesday.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35I don't want to clean.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37- What else you going to do? - Come on, it'll be fun.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39How could it possibly be fun?

0:01:39 > 0:01:41All right, fine. Suit yourself. We'll go on our own.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44You are not going anywhere.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50- How did you even hear that? - Man, I hear everything.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Well, it ain't none of your business.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55With Billy away, I am your responsible adult,

0:01:55 > 0:01:56so it IS all my business.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Oh, and Trish's coming over, eh?

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Well, if she can't get here on time, then I ain't waiting.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03- Oh, I think you are, young lady. - She ain't even called.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07I don't care. You just don't let Social come to an empty house.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10So, what we're going to do, we're going to sit down right here,

0:02:10 > 0:02:13listen to some calypso music and play dominoes.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15No, no, no, no, no, I can't listen to this music any more,

0:02:15 > 0:02:17and I ain't playing them dominoes.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20That's the most boring game in the world.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Let's get started, shall we?

0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Told!- Shut up.- Told!

0:02:32 > 0:02:35No, there's plenty here, Tam.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36I'll see you in a bit.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43I've only made a couple of appointments at the posh ones.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46We are on a budget, you know. Sy, please, tell her.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Will you figure it out, please? - You've got no interest in the food at our wedding?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51I've got a full restaurant and no toilet paper.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54So, I'm going to focus on that.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55You OK?

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Yeah, great. Place is busier, so...

0:02:59 > 0:03:01We're just looking.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03- Morning.- Hey, AJ.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06If they're too expensive, we're just going onto the next one.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08- We're not even tasting it. - Good morning, Zainab.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10It's nearly three!

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Is it?! Must've slept straight through. Any tea?

0:03:14 > 0:03:18Listen, you. We're going out for a couple of hours, all right?

0:03:18 > 0:03:20I would appreciate it if you do not disrespect my home

0:03:20 > 0:03:21any further in the meantime.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23It's a sleep-in!

0:03:23 > 0:03:27It's not like I'm sneaking girls upstairs and pumping Bobby Womack to drown out the sexy noises.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Don't mock me. You're a guest in this house.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31- Sexy noises...- AJ!

0:03:31 > 0:03:33- We are not having cheap food. - You're not paying the bill.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Christian, I am not having cheap food.- Oh, Mum!

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Sexy noises!

0:03:41 > 0:03:44How many barrels of lager we got in the barrel store?

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Erm, I don't know. Six or seven?

0:03:47 > 0:03:48Or 12 or 14?

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Well, maybe. What does it look like?

0:03:51 > 0:03:52A tip. FATS LAUGHS

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Yeah, not great down there, man.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56So we could be running out of lager and not even know it.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00- You don't think that's a problem for a pub?- Well, I guess it is.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02That's your job for the day.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03Excusez-moi?

0:04:03 > 0:04:04I want it immaculate.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08Count the bottles, stack the barrels and get the empties ready to go.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Stack the...? Do you know how heavy them things are?

0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Going to have to work hard, then! - Alfie normally does that by himself.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14Health and safety and all that.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Alfie has done a runner, so you're stuck with moi.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20PHIL CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Right, so, I've given the machine a good clean

0:04:32 > 0:04:35- and got a few coffee suppliers coming round with samples a bit later on.- Right.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39And I got a shift at a cafe on Broadway Market Tuesday morning.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41- Really?- Yeah. Well, one of my mates works there,

0:04:41 > 0:04:44and according to him, he makes the best coffee in London.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46So he said he'd give me a few tips.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49- You have been busy. - No point mucking around, is there?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I was also thinking, right - hear me out here -

0:04:51 > 0:04:52a youth disco on in the day.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Be the same as the evening, obviously,

0:04:54 > 0:04:56except we don't need a liquor licence.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58- You all right?- Hey.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00- Joey.- All right, mate.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02- You got a minute?- Yeah, yeah, sure.

0:05:02 > 0:05:03Go on.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Keep thinking.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Pop-up cinema, all right? Think about it.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Good idea.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12SHARON LAUGHS

0:05:12 > 0:05:15So, what can I do for you?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17I'm going to take you out tonight.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Are you now? - Nice dinner, bottle of wine.

0:05:19 > 0:05:20And then?

0:05:20 > 0:05:23And then...we're going to read Amy a bedtime story

0:05:23 > 0:05:25and we're clean her dinner off the walls.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Sexy, huh?

0:05:26 > 0:05:30Yeah, it's a two-for-one offer at the minute, unfortunately.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Bring Dennis, if you like - we'll talk dowry.- Family time, huh?

0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Yeah, if you like.- I'm not sure we're quite there yet, Jack.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40- Thought you were the one who said don't go too slowly.- Yeah, I was.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43- All right, but a little family thing too much, is it?- Maybe.

0:05:43 > 0:05:48- Thought you said you wanted too much. - I will do, in time.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51All right, offer's always there.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52Oh, I know it is.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54- I bet you do.- Hmm.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55- See ya.- See ya!

0:05:57 > 0:06:01Right, so I reckon we want to show a proper cult film, yeah? Right?

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Few beanbags, and bits and bobs around the place.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07- Charge about 20 quid a head. - It's genius, Joey.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11- So what if she doesn't show up at all?- This one?

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Oh, too fruity!

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Are we just supposed to sit here all day?

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Well, according to my babysitter, we are, yeah.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Patrick?- Hmm?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23- I need to get some cleaning gear for my new job.- No problem.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Oh, we can just borrow some of my mum's.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Or...we could get some ourself.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Set this little operation up properly.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32You know what I'm saying?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36No. I do not want to get involved in that.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Come on, Scabs. Don't be such a nerd.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Well, I'm happy to help with the actual cleaning,

0:06:41 > 0:06:42but I'd just rather not break the law.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46Yeah, but it's all right to take it... I asked Michael.

0:06:46 > 0:06:47Really?

0:06:47 > 0:06:50- Mmm, this one?- Ugh!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52- What's wrong with that? - Smells like a bloke.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54DOORBELL RINGS

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Oh, finally!

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Best behaviour.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06A fiver says she don't say sorry for being late.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Trish!- Hi, Patrick, is Lola in?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11She is, come right through.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Hi, Lola.- All right?

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Have a seat.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19How are you?

0:07:19 > 0:07:20Good.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Can I get you a cup of tea?

0:07:22 > 0:07:24I'm fine, thanks.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26So, you coping OK?

0:07:26 > 0:07:27Yep.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30- Bills paid?- I'm nicking electric from upstairs!

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Yes, the bills are paid.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34Where's Lexi?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36She's right through here.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45- How is she?- She cries a lot.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48She cries when she's hungry. That's it, she cries then,

0:07:48 > 0:07:51but most of the time, she's as good as gold.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Her foot seems OK.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56I suppose we're lucky she's not allergic to paint.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Plenty of cuddles?

0:07:57 > 0:08:01She's my daughter - if I had it my way, I wouldn't stop cuddling her.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03- She might need changing. - No, I've checked.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04Perhaps not closely enough.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06I'll just have a look around while you take care of that.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10Make sure things are clean. Nappy, Lola - not a tea towel.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11Tea towel!

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Come on.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19You owe me a fiver.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21See you, gents. Cheers, Tony.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23I'll give you a bell about those tiffin boxes, yeah?

0:08:27 > 0:08:31- We haven't been this full in a while.- Advertising's working.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32- We're advertising?- Yeah.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Quarter pages in the Gazette, the Advertiser...

0:08:35 > 0:08:37How did we go?

0:08:37 > 0:08:39You were here, we were pretty busy.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43- I mean the figures. How did we do? - I haven't done the takings yet, but we're on track.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Apparently, we're registered for weddings. Came this morning.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47- Weddings?- Yeah.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Afia must have done it. I don't have a clue.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51You'd think I didn't work here.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55Why on earth would we want to host weddings?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57It's a great way to show off the food.

0:08:57 > 0:08:58I might have a word with Christian about this.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- I saw the tiffin boxes. - What tiffin boxes?

0:09:01 > 0:09:03We're going to make deliveries to offices.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Prepare the food here, then take it warm to people's desks.

0:09:06 > 0:09:07In tiffin boxes?!

0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Yeah.- Like in India?

0:09:10 > 0:09:13- Mumbai, yeah. - We're a Pakistani restaurant.

0:09:13 > 0:09:18- Like they care. The tiffin boxes are distinctive, authentic.- To India!

0:09:18 > 0:09:19That's just a detail, Dad.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22You're going to give up thousands of pounds of business over a detail?

0:09:22 > 0:09:26- It's a very important one!- That's why Tam's running the business.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Cos he's got an eye to the future.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Right. Well, OK.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35I'm very proud of you for working together.

0:09:35 > 0:09:39- So if you won't be needing me, I'll...- Yeah, well, cheers, Dad.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40Bye.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Can we go over the till first? Lock down the numbers?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Christian Clarke, this is your best friend, Roxanne Mitchell.

0:09:48 > 0:09:49It is...

0:09:49 > 0:09:52It is quarter to and you're not here. Where are you?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Can you call me, please? Thank you.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57He's stood you up. He's looking at caterers with Zainab.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59They've got appointments the whole afternoon.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01No, we're supposed to be talking stags. Amy's with her dad.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04I've been trying to get 20 minutes with Syed the whole weekend.

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Unbelievable.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08It's like they don't want to be taken out and embarrassed!

0:10:08 > 0:10:09It is like that, isn't it?

0:10:09 > 0:10:10Gays these days.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12They're not as gay

0:10:12 > 0:10:13- as they used to be! - THEY LAUGH

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Shame to waste a babysitter. You fancy a...?

0:10:19 > 0:10:20Yes, I do.

0:10:20 > 0:10:21- Do ya?- Mmm.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23- Really?- Yeah.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25- OK! - THEY LAUGH

0:10:25 > 0:10:27- What, anything?- Yes, Abi!

0:10:56 > 0:10:59How is it her business how clean your bathroom is?

0:10:59 > 0:11:01They don't even trust you to feed her.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Abi, will you just give it a rest?

0:11:04 > 0:11:07It's just unfair. I mean, she's late, doesn't apologise,

0:11:07 > 0:11:09then asks you all those horrible questions.

0:11:09 > 0:11:10It ain't right...

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Hello?

0:11:12 > 0:11:13Hide, hide!

0:11:13 > 0:11:16- I thought Michael said this was OK.- I lied. Hide!

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Hello?

0:11:19 > 0:11:20Lola?

0:11:27 > 0:11:31Oh, Patrick, shame on you for even thinking th...

0:11:31 > 0:11:33HE SNIFFS

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Well, you're here now, you might as well grab a couple of mops.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Syed, there's a stub missing.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59- What?- Look. There's 402 -

0:11:59 > 0:12:02that was 84 quid for a phone bill on the 20th, that was Thursday,

0:12:02 > 0:12:06and then 404, which was 60 quid for a window repair on the 22nd.

0:12:06 > 0:12:07So where's 403?

0:12:11 > 0:12:12Look, I'll sort it.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15It's a missing cheque. Signatures can be forged easily.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Someone could be clearing us out right now.- Tam...

0:12:17 > 0:12:20- When Mum finds out, she's going to go mental.- She's not going to!

0:12:20 > 0:12:21I'll ring the bank.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26Just let me finish this and I'll call 'em, OK?

0:12:26 > 0:12:28- OK?- OK.

0:12:28 > 0:12:29OK.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Oi! Bin it.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53Everything all right, Cora?

0:12:53 > 0:12:54Of course.

0:12:54 > 0:12:55Good.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05- You done?- Are you joking? I've only moved, like, three barrels.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08- What are you doing with this lot? - Putting it in the hallway for ten minutes

0:13:08 > 0:13:12- while I shuffle round the rest of that stuff.- How we off for lager? - Erm, two, I think.

0:13:12 > 0:13:16- What?- Two, that's all I could find. I thought there was going to be more.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Well, when you've done that, get onto the brewery.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21- What, like next month? There's a lot to do in there.- You'll manage.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Alfie never used to abuse us like this.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Well, Alfie couldn't run a business to save his life.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Now, come on, off you go, off you go. Chop, chop! Look lively.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34Phil. Sorry, mate, a quick word?

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Look, I don't know if you've heard,

0:13:36 > 0:13:39but I put in for some funding for a community-outreach scheme.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Yeah, I'm doing it through the gym.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44I want to give the kids around here more options.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47Tell them to keep their noses clean, stay out of gangs, they'll be all right.

0:13:47 > 0:13:51OK, well, anyway...I've got a meeting next week, Monday,

0:13:51 > 0:13:53to discuss about funding...

0:13:53 > 0:13:57which means I won't be able to do the afternoon shift.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Sorry to drop it on you like that.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01- It's fine.- Yeah?

0:14:01 > 0:14:03- Yeah, yeah.- Nice one, Phil. Cheers.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Ray, by the way, I'm going to have to cut your wages by 20%,

0:14:06 > 0:14:08- starting next pay packet. - Come on, man, you can't do that.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Ain't got any choice, I ain't got any money.

0:14:10 > 0:14:11Free to go if you want.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14I mean, there's plenty of people out there can do pie and chips.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Ain't rocket science, is it?

0:14:19 > 0:14:21It's just sitting there, not being used.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23It ain't like they're going to miss it.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25That is not the point, young lady.

0:14:25 > 0:14:26You love a point, don't you?

0:14:26 > 0:14:29You're putting your future at risk, you know, and Lexi's.

0:14:29 > 0:14:30All right, just calm down.

0:14:30 > 0:14:34Listen to me, man. Small crimes like this leads to bigger things.

0:14:34 > 0:14:38- It is a mop and bucket. - I saw it with my own son, Paul.

0:14:38 > 0:14:39This is how it starts, man.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Using things that were going to be chucked away, yeah?

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Ain't that what you're supposed to do? Recycle?

0:14:44 > 0:14:46To look after the world and the environment

0:14:46 > 0:14:48for our children and little Lexi.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53All right, all right, all right.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57He's such an old woman.

0:14:58 > 0:14:59How much?

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Thank you.

0:15:05 > 0:15:06Have they got it?

0:15:06 > 0:15:09It's only a few quid. 43.50.

0:15:09 > 0:15:10Who was it made out to?

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Cash.

0:15:13 > 0:15:14But what for?

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Cos the window guy came on Saturday morning.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20So this must've been made out on Friday.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24Well, I definitely didn't write any cheques on Friday...

0:15:24 > 0:15:25So it was me?

0:15:27 > 0:15:30I had a zillion things going on around the place on Friday.

0:15:31 > 0:15:32So if I did make it out...

0:15:32 > 0:15:35But then why wouldn't I keep the stub?

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Probably a bill.

0:15:37 > 0:15:38Meat, rice...

0:15:38 > 0:15:42I mean, I could have a ring round and figure out where it went?

0:15:42 > 0:15:45I don't even remember. I just gave it away.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49It's fine, everyone makes mistakes. You've been working really hard.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Maybe you should take some time off.

0:15:53 > 0:15:54What?

0:15:54 > 0:15:56You know, get away from the stress of here.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Give yourself a chance to focus on the bigger picture,

0:15:59 > 0:16:02let me take care of the day-to-day stuff.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05- What, you'd do that for me? - Yeah, course I would.

0:16:07 > 0:16:08What about Mum?

0:16:08 > 0:16:12She doesn't need to know, does she? Look, Tam, it's your restaurant.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14You can run it how you like.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Show me again, show me again! Higher! Come on, man!

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Wait a minute, let me try, let me try.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22No wait, no wait.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26- Give it more attitude, man. - How you get the click back? I can't get the click...

0:16:26 > 0:16:28You know what? I'll practise - by next week, I'll have it.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31- I'll believe that when I see it! - THEY LAUGH

0:16:31 > 0:16:33So, can I get £12.60, please?

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Oh, sorry, I'm kind of short.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41I'll fix you up tomorrow, all right?

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Oh, Patrick, man, we're not supposed to.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45It's just one round.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Yeah, I know, but these are Phil's rules, you know?

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Look, I'm getting my pension tomorrow,

0:16:50 > 0:16:53I'll come straight here and give it to you.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56- Patrick, man, I'm sorry... - Look, look, son,

0:16:56 > 0:16:58I respect your decision, I do,

0:16:58 > 0:17:01but don't make a fool of me now, man.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03I told the girls I'd buy them a drink.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05If I turn round now and say I can't pay for it,

0:17:05 > 0:17:08- they'll lose all respect for me. - That's fine, Patrick.- Really?!

0:17:08 > 0:17:10He's been coming in here for years,

0:17:10 > 0:17:12I don't think he's about to go anywhere, do you?

0:17:12 > 0:17:13Thanks, Phil. Thanks.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Erm, I thought we didn't do tabs?

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Well, we look after our regulars, don't we?

0:17:19 > 0:17:21- Now, shouldn't you be in there? - Yeah, yeah, of course!

0:17:27 > 0:17:30You need to clean up your garage doors.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31You what?

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Ain't you seen 'em?

0:17:34 > 0:17:36- Chubby boy!- Yep?

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Keep an eye on this place, will ya?

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Chubby b...?

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Mmm! Mmm!

0:17:47 > 0:17:49AJ BURPS

0:17:49 > 0:17:53- Did you just burp?- Yep! - THEY LAUGH

0:17:53 > 0:17:55OK, listen. So we had one in Ibiza, right?

0:17:56 > 0:17:59There was a group of lads from, er...Hull.

0:17:59 > 0:18:00- Oh!- I know.

0:18:00 > 0:18:05Anyway, they were like, 2am, they were on it, OK?

0:18:05 > 0:18:07- And the stripper hasn't turned up. - Why not?

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Because it's Ibiza,

0:18:08 > 0:18:11and the stripper turns up, the stripper doesn't turn up,

0:18:11 > 0:18:12it's all the same to her. Whatever.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15But these blokes, right, are getting lai-ry...

0:18:17 > 0:18:21..and they've dropped, like, 500 quid each on a weekend to Ibiza

0:18:21 > 0:18:24and they want their traditional stag-night entertainment.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26God, so what did you do?

0:18:28 > 0:18:31- I gave it to 'em! - SHE LAUGHS

0:18:31 > 0:18:33What? You?

0:18:33 > 0:18:35They were going to go into town. They were going to leave.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38No, no, it's a sound business decision.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40- You know, if you've got it... - BOTH: Flaunt it!

0:18:40 > 0:18:42THEY LAUGH

0:18:44 > 0:18:49So, you give 'em any...specials?

0:18:50 > 0:18:53- Bit of this, bit of that. - Oh, yeah, any of the other?

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Yes, for my big finish...!

0:18:57 > 0:19:00No, come on, shut up!

0:19:01 > 0:19:02Cheers.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04- No burping.- Mmm-mmm!

0:19:07 > 0:19:08SHE BURPS

0:19:08 > 0:19:10THEY LAUGH

0:19:26 > 0:19:28So, what do you reckon?

0:19:29 > 0:19:30Oh!

0:19:30 > 0:19:32SHE LAUGHS

0:19:33 > 0:19:35What?

0:19:35 > 0:19:37- (It's a secret.)- Oh.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Closer!

0:19:43 > 0:19:48I have got a bottle of rum back at mine that you would not believe.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51Interesting.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54It's from Guadeloupe.

0:19:54 > 0:19:55Ooh, Guadeloupe!

0:19:55 > 0:19:58THEY LAUGH

0:19:58 > 0:19:59Well, let's go, then.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02- Oh! - SHE LAUGHS

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Say it again.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08- Guadeloupe!- It's fun to say, isn't it?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11- Guadeloupe!- Guadeloupe.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Oi!

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Phil, you got time for a chat?

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Yeah, let's go upstairs.

0:20:28 > 0:20:29Is there nowhere else?

0:20:37 > 0:20:41- We've seen this one a couple of times.- Yeah, I know...

0:20:41 > 0:20:43- Hello.- Hello.- Hello.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Of course, you all know Roxy.

0:20:46 > 0:20:52Roxanne Mitchell, I present to you family Masood. May I?

0:20:53 > 0:20:58- Roxanne, please, make yourself at home.- Er, hello?

0:20:58 > 0:21:01So, how's everyone's day been?

0:21:01 > 0:21:04If you don't mind, we're trying to watch something here.

0:21:04 > 0:21:08Of course, of course. Mustn't distract you...

0:21:08 > 0:21:11- Is that Antiques Roadshow?- Uh-huh.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12It's an institution.

0:21:12 > 0:21:17Oh, God bless Fiona Bruce and her sexy boots!

0:21:17 > 0:21:20- OK, all right, Veeru, let's wrap it up.- Certainly.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Roxanne, let me see you out.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28CHRISTIAN MOUTHS

0:21:30 > 0:21:32- Night, Roxy.- Night.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33Right, off we go.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36ROXY LAUGHS

0:21:36 > 0:21:37AJ!

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Sorry!

0:21:40 > 0:21:42- Goodnight, Roxy.- Goodnight!

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Not changed much, has it?

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Well?

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Oh, right.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07We're going to open in the day as a cafe,

0:22:07 > 0:22:09and then we're looking at running a youth disco.

0:22:09 > 0:22:13Same as the club, but we don't need to extend the liquor licence.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Why don't you come back here?- What?

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Come back here. Manage this place for me.

0:22:18 > 0:22:22- Forget the R&R - live upstairs, whatever you like.- Phil!

0:22:22 > 0:22:25What's a club, eh? It's just a place for kids to have a skinful.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28- This place, it's in your blood. - I'm not interested.

0:22:28 > 0:22:29- Yes, you are.- No, I'm not!

0:22:31 > 0:22:35Look, it's great you're back running things, but this is not for me, I...

0:22:35 > 0:22:36I can't be here.

0:22:36 > 0:22:41The only reason you're running the R&R - that's down to me, ain't it?

0:22:41 > 0:22:44- Yeah, and I'm grateful. - And this is how you show it, is it?

0:22:44 > 0:22:45You're no great shakes as a manager.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48I can easily get someone else to run it, give you the boot.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Don't you threaten me!

0:22:50 > 0:22:52You don't want me working for you, fine.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55- At least have the bottle to sack me. - You always were a snob, I forgot that.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58- I think I'd better go. - Sharon, wait...

0:22:58 > 0:22:59Get your hands off me!

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Don't you do that again, OK?

0:23:03 > 0:23:04Sharon.

0:23:06 > 0:23:07He could go down for murder.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10Ben, he pleaded guilty to manslaughter,

0:23:10 > 0:23:13but they're going for murder, and the trial date's been set.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15That's a good thing, though, isn't it?

0:23:15 > 0:23:17I don't know what's going on, what he's doing.

0:23:17 > 0:23:21He could end up going down for longer. Much longer.

0:23:23 > 0:23:24And this place...

0:23:25 > 0:23:28..how'd you ever put it behind you, eh?

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Who says I have?

0:23:35 > 0:23:36(Stay.)

0:23:37 > 0:23:40Sorry. You're on your own.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52You all right? Want a drink?

0:23:52 > 0:23:55- Yeah, go on then.- Patrick, can you get Jay a drink, please?

0:23:55 > 0:23:58Just the usual, mate, please.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01- I thought you were going home? - Not till eight, got ages yet.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Did you get your cleaning stuff?

0:24:04 > 0:24:08- It's not funny.- Sorry, sorry. It is a little bit funny.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10What's up with you two?

0:24:10 > 0:24:12You don't want to know.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Is that another one on tick, is it?

0:24:15 > 0:24:16First thing tomorrow, I promise you.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Don't take the mick.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20- Of course not.- Oi!

0:24:22 > 0:24:24- Get it off.- What?

0:24:24 > 0:24:25Get it off!

0:24:25 > 0:24:28- I don't know what you're talking about.- Get it off!

0:24:28 > 0:24:29All right!

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Think you can treat this place like a dump? Show some respect!

0:24:32 > 0:24:35- All right, leave it out.- You what?

0:24:35 > 0:24:37- She's done what you've asked. - Have a look.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40- What, you part of this gang now, are you?- Just trying to have a drink.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43You dump one family and hook up with whichever one'll take you,

0:24:43 > 0:24:45- is that how it works?- Come on, Phil.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48- Yeah, well, get out.- What?

0:24:48 > 0:24:50- Out!- What for?

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Cos I said so, that's what for. You're barred, out!

0:24:55 > 0:24:57You've lost it, mate.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Anyone else got a problem with that?

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Eh? Cos this is my pub, yeah?

0:25:03 > 0:25:04My pub.

0:25:20 > 0:25:24ROXY AND AJ LAUGH

0:25:31 > 0:25:34- OK, that is it!- No, no, no.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Just because we've given him his own room, Masood,

0:25:36 > 0:25:40- does not mean he can bring that depravity into this house. - They're just having fun.

0:25:40 > 0:25:41Well, that's about to stop.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44I wouldn't go in there if I was you. Anything you see, you can't...

0:25:46 > 0:25:48..un-see. You know what I mean.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50He's right.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53We'll speak to him in the morning.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04TELEVISION VOLUME INCREASES

0:26:04 > 0:26:08Got a flat of my own now, seeing my kids regularly,

0:26:08 > 0:26:09so it's working out OK.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13Haven't touched a thing in six months.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17- That's it.- Thanks, mate.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Right, would anyone else like to come up?

0:26:31 > 0:26:33Hi, everyone.

0:26:34 > 0:26:35My name's Sharon...

0:26:37 > 0:26:38..and I'm an addict.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43It's possible she's going by Janine Butcher.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46- But she could be using a pseudonym. - Friends? Relatives?

0:26:46 > 0:26:50Not really. There's a list, but I doubt that lot'd help her.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53What about properties, places she'd go?

0:26:53 > 0:26:54Very organised.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56I want to find her.

0:26:57 > 0:26:58I'll start looking.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Good. Find anything, let me know.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04So pretty, ain't ya?

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Well, well, well.

0:27:21 > 0:27:25Come on. Whee! Yes.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33Shouldn't you be at work? Oh, Tam?

0:27:33 > 0:27:35Isn't your new chef starting today?

0:27:36 > 0:27:37I'm taking a step back.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41Mmm... Your idea?

0:27:41 > 0:27:44Joint decision. Pretty standard, really.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46One partner handles day to day operations,

0:27:46 > 0:27:49and the other takes a broader view.

0:27:49 > 0:27:52Ah. And what does your mother say about that?

0:27:54 > 0:27:56I haven't really told Mum about this...

0:27:56 > 0:27:59cos, you know, she tends to "help out".

0:28:02 > 0:28:06- My head.- I know. I know. - What was in that rum?

0:28:06 > 0:28:09Good morning! How are we today?

0:28:10 > 0:28:13- I'm just leaving. - Oh no, please! Don't be silly.

0:28:13 > 0:28:15- Come and join us for some breakfast. - No.

0:28:15 > 0:28:18I insist on it. I'll cook you anything you like.

0:28:18 > 0:28:22- She's got to get Amy. - Amy? Of course! You're a mother.

0:28:22 > 0:28:27I don't know how that slipped my mind. Off you go then.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29Go and tell your lovely,

0:28:29 > 0:28:32impressionable daughter how wonderful last night was.

0:28:34 > 0:28:36See ya.

0:28:36 > 0:28:37Bye.

0:28:37 > 0:28:44See ya! Thank you for coming. Visit us again soon. Love you.

0:28:44 > 0:28:46Something funny?

0:28:50 > 0:28:52'Because I'm skint.'

0:28:52 > 0:28:54If Lexi's going to need more nappies,

0:28:54 > 0:28:55I'm going to need more work.

0:28:55 > 0:28:56No more stealing, Lola.

0:28:56 > 0:28:58It's not stealing.

0:28:58 > 0:29:01Well, not any more. I'm going to buy some floor cleaner off Syed.

0:29:01 > 0:29:04And what if your Youth Offenders Officer finds out about this black market cleaning?

0:29:04 > 0:29:06Then they'll be happy.

0:29:06 > 0:29:08I've finished my community service and got a job.

0:29:08 > 0:29:12- Not a legitimate one, though. - But if you helped me, I can get it done in half the time.

0:29:12 > 0:29:15Then there's less chance of me getting caught. But until then all I need is just...

0:29:15 > 0:29:17Sorry, sorry.

0:29:17 > 0:29:21It's Jimmy Cliff day at my old local in Ladbroke Grove.

0:29:21 > 0:29:23- I'll come with you, won't I? - There you are.

0:29:23 > 0:29:25All right, fine. You're going to regret this, Patrick.

0:29:25 > 0:29:27I was going to cut you in

0:29:27 > 0:29:29and I could've sorted your retirement, right there.

0:29:29 > 0:29:33- I'll be back this afternoon. - Huh?- Youth Offenders Officer?

0:29:33 > 0:29:35I will definitely be gone for that.

0:29:35 > 0:29:37You wimp. All right, fine.

0:29:37 > 0:29:39Come on.

0:29:39 > 0:29:44- Where're you going? What about Lexi? - I'll be ten minutes. Please, just ten minutes?

0:29:44 > 0:29:48- Please? Patrick. - All right, all right.

0:29:48 > 0:29:50- You leave the negotiating to me, yeah?- You winding me up?

0:29:50 > 0:29:55Excuse me, you are an amateur at this and I am a professional. Come on.

0:29:55 > 0:29:59So, tiny little baby, you hardly ever go out

0:29:59 > 0:30:01and you're still pulling the birds.

0:30:01 > 0:30:05Yeah. I saw her leaving this morning, looking very smart.

0:30:05 > 0:30:06< Hello?

0:30:06 > 0:30:08Hello. In here!

0:30:08 > 0:30:11- It's not what you think. She's helping me out with something. - I bet she is.

0:30:12 > 0:30:16Hey! What have you got all over your face?

0:30:16 > 0:30:18Where did you get chocolate from?

0:30:18 > 0:30:20From here. Didn't ya?

0:30:20 > 0:30:21Where's my chocolate?

0:30:21 > 0:30:24Right. I've got this poxy health visitor.

0:30:24 > 0:30:28- OK. Was she good? - Yeah, she was great.

0:30:28 > 0:30:32- Jack, what's she got in her hair? - I don't know.

0:30:32 > 0:30:33What - you didn't look?

0:30:33 > 0:30:35Rox, I got a gym to run here, ain't I?

0:30:35 > 0:30:36Pick her up Wednesday night, yeah?

0:30:36 > 0:30:38Yeah, all right.

0:30:38 > 0:30:39Come on, Ames, let's go.

0:30:39 > 0:30:41You even get home last night? You look a state.

0:30:41 > 0:30:44- Always really grateful for your feedback.- Know his name, this one?

0:30:44 > 0:30:46Oh, don't.

0:30:46 > 0:30:49- That's our daughter you're setting an example to. - And it's all right for you, is it?

0:30:49 > 0:30:52To bring home dolly birds every night? You're a parent as well.

0:30:52 > 0:30:54I take care of my responsibilities, don't I?

0:30:54 > 0:30:58- And I don't? - Can you look me in the eye and tell me you feel great about yourself?

0:30:59 > 0:31:03- Yeah. See you later, Amy. - Say bye to Daddy.

0:31:09 > 0:31:11- £2.20 a litre. - Are you having a laugh?

0:31:11 > 0:31:14- That's cheap.- I can get four litres for £6.50 down the cash and carry.

0:31:14 > 0:31:15Yeah, no name stuff, sure.

0:31:15 > 0:31:18Yeah, but floor cleaner's floor cleaner, ain't it?

0:31:18 > 0:31:23- All from the same factory, just different labels. Pound a litre, then.- You're joking.

0:31:23 > 0:31:26- Any more than that, I might as well go get it myself.- £1.50. - £1 or nothing.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30How much do you want?

0:31:30 > 0:31:33Three boxes now, then we'll see how we get on.

0:31:33 > 0:31:36And 10% for buying in bulk, yeah?

0:31:36 > 0:31:39- No chance. - Worth a try.

0:31:39 > 0:31:41Here y'are.

0:31:41 > 0:31:43Er, cash?

0:31:43 > 0:31:45Later on when you drop the rest.

0:31:47 > 0:31:48Syed...

0:31:48 > 0:31:50You've never been down the cash and carry before, have you?

0:31:50 > 0:31:52What did I say? Leave the negotiating to me.

0:31:52 > 0:31:54I thought you said you was skint.

0:31:54 > 0:31:56I am. But I'll sort that later.

0:31:57 > 0:31:58Offloading a bit of excess?

0:31:58 > 0:32:00Got it cheap, so why not?

0:32:00 > 0:32:02- How much did you get?- Few boxes.

0:32:02 > 0:32:04Tam said he's taking a break.

0:32:04 > 0:32:06From the day to day stuff, yeah.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09Anyway, I've got to chat to the new chef about wedding plans.

0:32:09 > 0:32:12Christian and I are having it at the restaurant.

0:32:12 > 0:32:15- That's a really good idea. - Yeah, best get on, so...

0:32:15 > 0:32:18Right. See you, then.

0:32:21 > 0:32:23How'd we go?

0:32:23 > 0:32:24Yeah, not bad. Had a few people in.

0:32:24 > 0:32:28We should put the machine outside in the mornings - do coffee for people going to the Tube.

0:32:28 > 0:32:31Yeah. Look into that. Good margin on takeaways.

0:32:31 > 0:32:34Also, we could, um...

0:32:34 > 0:32:37What...?

0:32:37 > 0:32:38That's it.

0:32:38 > 0:32:39All right.

0:32:55 > 0:33:00Morning! Barrel store looks good. Ever so tidy.

0:33:01 > 0:33:03There's going to be some changes.

0:33:08 > 0:33:10Oh, here he is.

0:33:10 > 0:33:12Emergency?

0:33:12 > 0:33:15I'm on my own. Thanks for your support this morning.

0:33:15 > 0:33:18She was up till half six waiting for you, you know.

0:33:18 > 0:33:21She didn't want to miss you.

0:33:21 > 0:33:23Good old Basanti. Always hating on me.

0:33:23 > 0:33:27- Well, she had a very good reason. - You knew exactly what was going on.

0:33:27 > 0:33:32Yeah. Still. You don't have to rub her face in it.

0:33:34 > 0:33:35So is this it?

0:33:35 > 0:33:38You going to spend your day in a dingy bar?

0:33:38 > 0:33:42- Oi. First day of the coffees, give us a break.- Too bright in the caff. - You could help Syed.

0:33:42 > 0:33:44You don't want me anywhere near the public.

0:33:44 > 0:33:47He's got these boxes of cleaning products to sell. You could sell.

0:33:47 > 0:33:49Is this the Michael thing?

0:33:49 > 0:33:50- What Michael thing? - I don't know.

0:33:50 > 0:33:53Syed mentioned some deal that had fallen through.

0:33:53 > 0:33:56- What deal?- I don't know.

0:33:56 > 0:33:57What deal?

0:33:57 > 0:33:59- I don't know.- AJ, what deal?

0:33:59 > 0:34:01Headache... Please.

0:34:01 > 0:34:03Right, I've got to go.

0:34:08 > 0:34:10- So this is how it is now, is it? - What's that?

0:34:10 > 0:34:13You dropping Dennis off whenever you like, me baby-sitting,

0:34:13 > 0:34:15you coming and going whenever you please.

0:34:15 > 0:34:16That's how it works.

0:34:16 > 0:34:18Cooking him dinners, reading him stories.

0:34:18 > 0:34:21- Stories? - What, you only read him one?

0:34:22 > 0:34:24We were reading a good hour, hour and a half.

0:34:24 > 0:34:27Yeah. Roger The Racehorse, My Trip To The Seaside.

0:34:27 > 0:34:31A lot of heavy stuff going in that boy's head before he could go to sleep.

0:34:31 > 0:34:34But you got there in the end. All that effort, eh?

0:34:34 > 0:34:36Yeah. For no reward.

0:34:36 > 0:34:38What did you have in mind then?

0:34:38 > 0:34:41Well, just dinner.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43- When?- Tomorrow night.

0:34:46 > 0:34:48You got a sec?

0:34:48 > 0:34:52- I'm in the middle of something. - Won't take long.

0:34:52 > 0:34:54Thanks, Jack. Oh, Jack?

0:34:54 > 0:34:57That proposal? I'll consider it.

0:34:57 > 0:34:59Yeah. If it's not too much trouble.

0:35:02 > 0:35:06I... I was out of order.

0:35:07 > 0:35:08Go on.

0:35:08 > 0:35:11I said some things I shouldn't have. That I didn't mean.

0:35:11 > 0:35:14I got no excuse.

0:35:14 > 0:35:15I'm not coming back to the Vic.

0:35:15 > 0:35:17You sure?

0:35:17 > 0:35:21There's too much history there. For me.

0:35:21 > 0:35:23You're doing a good job here, you know.

0:35:23 > 0:35:27Anything you want to do here during the day, as long as it breaks even, do whatever you want.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29I already am.

0:35:29 > 0:35:32Yeah, I noticed.

0:35:32 > 0:35:35I'll er...I'll leave you to it then.

0:35:35 > 0:35:37Any word from Ben?

0:35:38 > 0:35:40No.

0:35:40 > 0:35:46Phil, if you need anything, let me know. I'm here, OK? I mean it.

0:35:46 > 0:35:47Cheers.

0:35:47 > 0:35:49And Phil, be careful of that place.

0:35:51 > 0:35:53You can beat it, just be careful, yeah?

0:35:56 > 0:36:00Ah. Wedding in the restaurant is a very good idea.

0:36:00 > 0:36:03- I know, I think it's going to be really nice.- Less organisation, too.

0:36:03 > 0:36:08You think that, but a venue does it all for you. You don't even have to ask for a cake knife.

0:36:08 > 0:36:14- You haven't got a cake knife, have you?- No.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17Must be a nightmare with all that bleach clogging up the flat as well.

0:36:17 > 0:36:19How d'you mean?

0:36:19 > 0:36:22- That cleaning stuff Syed's selling. - Nah, Sy's got a lock up. Work and home do not cross.

0:36:22 > 0:36:25- Syed's got a lock up?- He has indeed. Look, I've gotta get on.

0:36:25 > 0:36:28- I'll see ya later.- Bye.

0:36:28 > 0:36:30'Amy? Please just come in.'

0:36:30 > 0:36:33If you get dirt in that gum you're going to make it worse. Amy!

0:36:33 > 0:36:34LOUD DANCE MUSIC

0:36:35 > 0:36:38Fat Boy... Fat Boy!

0:36:38 > 0:36:41Yo. Feeling the vibe, yeah?

0:36:41 > 0:36:43Can you maybe hold off the heavier stuff till a bit later, yeah?

0:36:43 > 0:36:45I can't. I've got a shift later.

0:36:45 > 0:36:47Can you not do it at all then?

0:36:47 > 0:36:49Come on, Rox, man, I've got a gig on Friday.

0:36:49 > 0:36:50Amy!

0:36:50 > 0:36:53Rox, I swear. Gimme two minutes, I'll be done.

0:36:53 > 0:36:55Fine. Amy!

0:36:58 > 0:37:00I know we've got a fair bit, but a woman gave me a call

0:37:00 > 0:37:04about taking some of it so I have to tell her exactly how much there is.

0:37:04 > 0:37:11- OK. Can I see some ID? - Yeah, yeah. Of course.

0:37:11 > 0:37:12Will that do?

0:37:12 > 0:37:19- Thanks. Can you lock up when you're done?- Yeah.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42CLANGING

0:37:49 > 0:37:51A little underweight. Though she was premature, wasn't she?

0:37:51 > 0:37:53Three months.

0:37:53 > 0:37:56- Is she feeding well?- Yep. - Breast milk?- No.

0:37:58 > 0:38:00So how are you two getting on?

0:38:00 > 0:38:01Fine.

0:38:02 > 0:38:04Can you pick her up for me?

0:38:08 > 0:38:09She smile at you?

0:38:11 > 0:38:12Sometimes.

0:38:14 > 0:38:17She's probably ready for the next size up in nappies, I'd say.

0:38:20 > 0:38:22Bigger nappies. Bigger nappies.

0:38:22 > 0:38:25- Yeah. Is that it?- That's it.

0:38:28 > 0:38:30Lovely. Cheers. Thank you.

0:38:30 > 0:38:32Don't forget your book.

0:38:38 > 0:38:42He can't have shifted much from the stall last week.

0:38:42 > 0:38:44Give him a chance. The deal's only just fallen through.

0:38:44 > 0:38:46Something's not right.

0:38:48 > 0:38:49I'll talk to you later, OK.

0:38:49 > 0:38:51Mas? Talk to him.

0:38:51 > 0:38:53I'll see you at home, AJ.

0:39:01 > 0:39:05Hey. I've been calling you all day.

0:39:05 > 0:39:09Yeah, I know. Sorry. I've had her to look after.

0:39:09 > 0:39:12- Can I get you a coffee? It's really good.- No, no. I'm not going to stay.

0:39:12 > 0:39:14- How's your head?- Awful.

0:39:14 > 0:39:16Yeah, well, you were lucky to get out when you did.

0:39:16 > 0:39:20- Zainab was just warming up. - HE CHUCKLES

0:39:20 > 0:39:22Last night was fun.

0:39:23 > 0:39:27Listen, if you ever fancied it, I'm always up for a drink and a laugh.

0:39:27 > 0:39:30And I know that you are. Hey?

0:39:30 > 0:39:32- Guadeloupe.- Don't, don't.

0:39:32 > 0:39:33- Right.- Don't.

0:39:33 > 0:39:36Maybe it's better if we just...don't. Yeah?

0:39:37 > 0:39:38Right.

0:39:38 > 0:39:40I got her to look after, ain't I...?

0:39:45 > 0:39:48- What's your name again?- Samina. - You new?- To your case, yes.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50What happened to the other lady?

0:39:50 > 0:39:53That doesn't matter at the moment. Are you still working?

0:39:53 > 0:39:55Yeah. When I have time.

0:39:55 > 0:39:58- And you've been sticking to your curfew?- Yeah, I have. - OK, that's good.

0:39:58 > 0:40:02- Your tag comes off next week so we don't want to jeopardise that. - Yeah, if you're even here next week.

0:40:02 > 0:40:05- KNOCK AT DOOR - Lola, it's Syed.

0:40:07 > 0:40:09Are you going to get that?

0:40:09 > 0:40:12Um, nah. Don't worry. They'll go. This is more important.

0:40:12 > 0:40:14- You were saying? - Lola? I saw you go in there.

0:40:14 > 0:40:16It's all right. Go on.

0:40:16 > 0:40:20Sorry, I'll be two secs. Just stay there.

0:40:20 > 0:40:21Lola, these are heavy!

0:40:21 > 0:40:23All right, I'm coming, I'm coming!

0:40:27 > 0:40:29Here you go. Two more boxes makes three.

0:40:29 > 0:40:33- Yeah. Can you come back later? - I'm here now, what's the difference?

0:40:33 > 0:40:35- What's this, Lola?- Nothing.

0:40:35 > 0:40:38Sorry, I didn't realise... I'm making a delivery. Won't be long.

0:40:38 > 0:40:4075 quid.

0:40:40 > 0:40:42- Is that floor cleaner?- D'you want some? I'll do you a good deal.

0:40:42 > 0:40:44Why are you dropping it all off here?

0:40:44 > 0:40:48Finally. Syed, can you can take that straight to the B&B, please?

0:40:48 > 0:40:54- Sorry, what?- Come on now, man, I can't carry all that, at my age.

0:40:54 > 0:40:56Sorry, I ordered that for the B&B,

0:40:56 > 0:40:58and I arranged with Syed to have it delivered here

0:40:58 > 0:41:02so I'd be around when you visit.

0:41:02 > 0:41:06You know, but with Tube closures and Ladbroke Grove all that way...

0:41:06 > 0:41:10Anyhow, I'm here right now. How much I owe you, son?

0:41:10 > 0:41:1175 quid.

0:41:11 > 0:41:1375...

0:41:15 > 0:41:17That's 80. Keep the change.

0:41:18 > 0:41:22- Let's get back to it, shall we? - Sorry, I'll be in shortly.

0:41:22 > 0:41:25- And you are?- My apologies. Trueman. Patrick Trueman.

0:41:25 > 0:41:27Lola's responsible adult.

0:41:27 > 0:41:29Samina.

0:41:29 > 0:41:31Pleasure to meet you, me dear.

0:41:31 > 0:41:36You go in, I'll be there. Syed, leave them outside the door of the B&B. OK?

0:41:36 > 0:41:37Sure.

0:41:46 > 0:41:50Everywhere today, Dad, aren't you?

0:41:51 > 0:41:52You offloading more of that?

0:41:52 > 0:41:54Well, it looks like it.

0:41:54 > 0:41:56Thought you only had a few boxes left.

0:41:56 > 0:41:58That's what this is, it's a few boxes.

0:42:00 > 0:42:03Syed. You can tell me if there's anything's wrong.

0:42:03 > 0:42:05I can help you.

0:42:05 > 0:42:07Dad, there is nothing wrong.

0:42:07 > 0:42:11Now, I've got to deliver these, and they're heavy. All right?

0:42:16 > 0:42:21Peaches. Seven...seven kilograms.

0:42:23 > 0:42:27Yeah. They're roomy. Bigger ones.

0:42:27 > 0:42:32- Get the blue brand.- Why? - Cos they're softer in the gusset. Got less leakage.

0:42:32 > 0:42:35"Softer in the gusset." That's an interesting phrase.

0:42:35 > 0:42:37It's made me feel moist and husky. Say it again.

0:42:37 > 0:42:38Softer in the gusset.

0:42:38 > 0:42:42Amy, Amy, leave it alone, you'll make it worse.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44- You need ice for that.- Huh?

0:42:44 > 0:42:48Cos you freeze it off and then you can just comb it out.

0:42:48 > 0:42:50How do you know that and I don't?

0:42:50 > 0:42:52Cos I'm gay.

0:42:52 > 0:42:54Yeah, you are.

0:42:55 > 0:42:56Yes, he is.

0:42:58 > 0:43:03Hi. Just got to grab some stuff for Syed.

0:43:27 > 0:43:30- Just checking you're OK for cleaning stuff.- I think we are, yeah.

0:43:30 > 0:43:32Could do you a good deal.

0:43:33 > 0:43:34Probably all right, mate.

0:43:34 > 0:43:37Let me know if you change your mind. Yeah?

0:43:37 > 0:43:39Syed. Come and have a coffee with me.

0:43:39 > 0:43:42- I'm OK.- Don't be silly. Two more lattes, Joey.

0:43:42 > 0:43:45- You all right? - Yeah. Just a bit busy.

0:43:45 > 0:43:48- Doesn't that restaurant run itself? - If you want to lose money, yeah.

0:43:48 > 0:43:52- But we're expanding, I'm trying some new stuff, so...- Sounds exciting.

0:43:52 > 0:43:56It IS exciting. It's a really exciting time for all of us.

0:43:56 > 0:43:57Still enjoying it?

0:43:57 > 0:43:59Yeah. I mean, teething problems.

0:43:59 > 0:44:03But we got a new chef, couple of tough nights. But other than that, I love it.

0:44:03 > 0:44:07- Hey, you figured out that cleaning product thing?- What?

0:44:08 > 0:44:11Oh. I don't know, just making conversation.

0:44:11 > 0:44:14Masood said you had cleaning stuff to get rid of or something.

0:44:14 > 0:44:16Yeah, I did.

0:44:16 > 0:44:18Sorted, yeah?

0:44:18 > 0:44:20Yeah.

0:44:20 > 0:44:23Look, Uncle AJ, I'm sorry. I'm really busy.

0:44:26 > 0:44:29Sorry, boss, sorry, sorry. There was a lemonade spillage downstairs.

0:44:29 > 0:44:31Had to get it all before it got all sticky and that.

0:44:31 > 0:44:34I want to redecorate up here.

0:44:35 > 0:44:38What? As in, like, completely?

0:44:38 > 0:44:40Yep.

0:44:40 > 0:44:45And in here. I want it all gone. Everything. Especially that thing.

0:44:47 > 0:44:48Oh!

0:44:49 > 0:44:52Look, this is Kat and Alfie's home.

0:44:54 > 0:44:56What will they say when they come back?

0:45:00 > 0:45:01I don't care.

0:45:28 > 0:45:29HE DIALS NUMBER ON MOBILE

0:45:35 > 0:45:38Yeah, Boris? Syed Masood.

0:45:40 > 0:45:43Listen, I've changed my mind.

0:45:43 > 0:45:45You can have that stock at the price we talked about

0:45:45 > 0:45:47if you can come and get it today.

0:45:49 > 0:45:52But we agreed. I'm taking a hiding on this as it is.

0:45:57 > 0:46:02All right, get here as fast as you can. And bring a cheque.

0:46:05 > 0:46:09Whoa, look at this, Amy. It's coming out. It's all coming out.

0:46:09 > 0:46:13How clever is Michael, eh? Dinner wasn't bad either, was it?

0:46:13 > 0:46:17- Yep, that's my signature dish. Oriental noodles.- How fascinating.

0:46:17 > 0:46:19So tell me, Michael - how exactly did you make it?

0:46:19 > 0:46:22Oh, I'm not going to give away my secrets.

0:46:22 > 0:46:2420 minutes, 180?

0:46:24 > 0:46:27Yeah. Yeah. We do what we can, don't we?

0:46:27 > 0:46:31Yeah. We do. Right, would you like a story?

0:46:31 > 0:46:34Go get a book from your bag. Go on, off you go, gorgeous.

0:46:37 > 0:46:39- How cute is that child?- I know.

0:46:39 > 0:46:44- That is the first proper dinner I've had in a month.- No?

0:46:44 > 0:46:47Last Saturday night - not proud of this -

0:46:47 > 0:46:50last Saturday night I had two of those dirty old garlic breads

0:46:50 > 0:46:52out of the Minute Mart.

0:46:52 > 0:46:53With what?

0:46:53 > 0:46:56- Half a bottle of Scotch.- Ha!

0:46:56 > 0:47:00OK. Well, I made cupcakes for a thing at her daycare.

0:47:00 > 0:47:05See, that's baking. That is the benchmark of quality parenting. I don't have baking skills.

0:47:05 > 0:47:08But next day my lunch was leftover icing. It was rock solid.

0:47:08 > 0:47:11I had to, like, chisel it off the edge of the bowl with a knife.

0:47:11 > 0:47:14- You scumbag. How was it?- Amazing.

0:47:16 > 0:47:17D'you ever wonder...

0:47:19 > 0:47:22..if you've just made a pig's ear out of everything?

0:47:22 > 0:47:24Are you joking? Hello?

0:47:24 > 0:47:28Today, Michael - OK, one day, just one day in my life -

0:47:28 > 0:47:33I have had Jack and that Mrs Masood woman, right,

0:47:33 > 0:47:38call me a bad mother, a slapper and a filthy mess.

0:47:38 > 0:47:40I know. You're thinking what I'm thinking.

0:47:40 > 0:47:44It's the filthy mess bit, isn't it? Cos I look all right, don't I?

0:47:44 > 0:47:47And, hold on a minute - I live with Fat Boy.

0:47:47 > 0:47:49- Oh!- Yeah.- How did it happen? - I don't know.

0:47:49 > 0:47:52What happened to us? What happened to us?

0:47:54 > 0:47:57Because I look back, and I look at the decisions I've made,

0:47:57 > 0:47:59and I thought they were the right ones.

0:47:59 > 0:48:01So I'm either really rubbish at making decisions,

0:48:01 > 0:48:05or I've just got bad luck.

0:48:05 > 0:48:07I probably think a bit of both.

0:48:11 > 0:48:13Have you heard from Janine?

0:48:13 > 0:48:16No, no.

0:48:17 > 0:48:19That's another cracking idea.

0:48:19 > 0:48:23Well, nothing we can do about it now. We got little people to look after, haven't we?

0:48:23 > 0:48:24I got you something.

0:48:24 > 0:48:25- What? What?- Nothing.

0:48:25 > 0:48:28Just to say thanks for helping out.

0:48:28 > 0:48:30- Hand it over then.- Ready?

0:48:30 > 0:48:32Oh, dessert! Yes, nice one.

0:48:32 > 0:48:34BABY CRIES

0:48:34 > 0:48:36I'll get it, I'll get it. I'll go.

0:48:36 > 0:48:37- Sure?- Yeah.

0:48:37 > 0:48:40Least I can do after you slaved away in the kitchen all day.

0:48:41 > 0:48:43Fine woman, Rox.

0:48:43 > 0:48:45Coming. Hold on.

0:48:52 > 0:48:53What's this?

0:48:53 > 0:48:55Just running my eye over the books.

0:48:55 > 0:48:56Syed did that last week.

0:48:56 > 0:48:59Well, can't hurt for someone else to take a look.

0:49:00 > 0:49:01Dinner's here!

0:49:01 > 0:49:03We can talk about this later. OK?

0:49:05 > 0:49:07Tell you, Parvez has gone to town.

0:49:07 > 0:49:09Oh, my goodness.

0:49:09 > 0:49:13I think it's basically the entire menu. He wants us to know every dish backwards.

0:49:13 > 0:49:17- Is this what we have to expect for the wedding?- Don't start, Mum.

0:49:17 > 0:49:19I thought we'd do something better than the restaurant.

0:49:19 > 0:49:24We can't afford better than the restaurant. You saw the catering quotes. Tamwar!

0:49:25 > 0:49:29- What are the books doing here? - Just wanted to have a look at them.

0:49:29 > 0:49:30I can manage that.

0:49:30 > 0:49:32It's no problem.

0:49:34 > 0:49:36If you can follow them.

0:49:36 > 0:49:39Well, there's a lot of expenses at the moment.

0:49:39 > 0:49:42It's probably not an accurate reflection of the business

0:49:42 > 0:49:43in the long term.

0:49:43 > 0:49:45That's what I'm worried about.

0:49:45 > 0:49:49Come on. We can talk about this after dinner. Let's go.

0:49:49 > 0:49:50Tamwar!

0:50:12 > 0:50:14You know what, Sharon?

0:50:14 > 0:50:16I reckon this whole coffee thing's going to be all right.

0:50:16 > 0:50:18Here.

0:50:19 > 0:50:20What...?

0:50:20 > 0:50:21Just hang onto them. Please.

0:50:23 > 0:50:26- You all right? - Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

0:50:38 > 0:50:42You know what, Syed - much better than the old chef.

0:50:42 > 0:50:43He was a bit past it, I think.

0:50:43 > 0:50:45Never had any complaints.

0:50:45 > 0:50:47Superb little lamb chops.

0:50:47 > 0:50:50There was nothing wrong with him, just a bit traditional.

0:50:50 > 0:50:53Parvez is more modern, more in the direction we're going.

0:50:53 > 0:50:56How much is it going to cost, this direction?

0:50:57 > 0:50:59That's your problem, Dad. You've got no vision.

0:51:00 > 0:51:02Making any money yet?

0:51:03 > 0:51:05We will. Trust me.

0:51:06 > 0:51:09Trust you. See, that's got me into trouble in the past.

0:51:09 > 0:51:11- Masood. - What about the cleaning products?

0:51:11 > 0:51:15- What about them?- All the cleaning products you're trying to sell. Must have cost a fortune.

0:51:15 > 0:51:18What do you mean, "trying" to sell? He's already sold them.

0:51:18 > 0:51:19Oh, right. Did he?

0:51:19 > 0:51:21How would you know I haven't sold them?

0:51:21 > 0:51:25Well, unless, of course, you'd seen them.

0:51:25 > 0:51:28But how would you have seen them without breaking into my lock up?

0:51:38 > 0:51:40I was just checking, that's all.

0:51:41 > 0:51:42You didn't trust your own son?

0:51:42 > 0:51:46Because he lied to me. Thousands of pounds' worth,

0:51:46 > 0:51:50stacked up to the ceiling. And paid for out of what?

0:51:50 > 0:51:54You said you'd get rid of them - and they're just sitting there, unsold.

0:51:56 > 0:51:59Well, that's not strictly true.

0:52:00 > 0:52:03That's a cleaning company in Angel. Taken the lot.

0:52:04 > 0:52:08That's just the deposit. We'll make three grand in all.

0:52:08 > 0:52:10Which I will put back into the restaurant.

0:52:10 > 0:52:11There you go.

0:52:15 > 0:52:19What do you think I've done now, Dad? Made it up?

0:52:19 > 0:52:21Forged the cheque? Do you want to come with me now?

0:52:21 > 0:52:24- We can go to Boris, we can meet him in Angel.- Don't be silly.

0:52:24 > 0:52:28Dad, why don't you check the books? Go on.

0:52:28 > 0:52:30You won't find anything.

0:52:31 > 0:52:33- You will.- Tamwar.

0:52:33 > 0:52:35There's a cheque missing.

0:52:35 > 0:52:38I wrote it, I don't know when, or who to.

0:52:38 > 0:52:40And I'm on top of it.

0:52:40 > 0:52:45That's why I didn't want you to check the books. Because I knew you'd find that.

0:52:46 > 0:52:48Are you happy now?

0:52:53 > 0:52:56- I think you need to apologise to your son, Masood.- Don't worry, Mum.

0:52:56 > 0:52:59No, I think you need to apologise to him.

0:53:07 > 0:53:09I'm sorry, Syed.

0:53:12 > 0:53:14I'll never doubt you again.

0:53:33 > 0:53:35So, is he staying?

0:53:37 > 0:53:39I don't know.

0:53:39 > 0:53:40Just woke up and there he was.

0:53:52 > 0:53:55Who's the card for?

0:53:55 > 0:53:57My, er...

0:53:57 > 0:53:58My pen pal on death row.

0:53:59 > 0:54:01- Right.- Mm.

0:54:01 > 0:54:04Yeah, no-one understands him but me.

0:54:04 > 0:54:06So what are you up to today?

0:54:06 > 0:54:07Nothing.

0:54:12 > 0:54:15Morning. I'm looking for Mr Tamwar Masood?

0:54:16 > 0:54:18Why?

0:54:19 > 0:54:23Adam Beecroft, on behalf of Arcourt Lending.

0:54:25 > 0:54:27I'm Mr Masood.

0:54:27 > 0:54:29Perhaps we could have a quick chat?

0:54:29 > 0:54:31About your last three payments? We seem to be missing them.

0:54:31 > 0:54:33Now's not a good time.

0:54:33 > 0:54:37- It'll only take 20 minutes or so. - I can't right now.

0:54:37 > 0:54:41- I'll be back in the area about two, three maybe. Around then suit?- Syed?

0:54:41 > 0:54:43It's just a sales thing I arranged.

0:54:43 > 0:54:45What are you doing in first thing?

0:54:45 > 0:54:49I'm sure you can find some use for me. After two's good.

0:54:49 > 0:54:50I'll be back some time around then.

0:54:55 > 0:54:58- ALICE LAUGHS - He didn't!- He did, he did!

0:55:00 > 0:55:01All right?

0:55:02 > 0:55:04What's he doing here?

0:55:04 > 0:55:06Dad's got me and him tickets for the dogs today.

0:55:06 > 0:55:08Yeah, special treat. Booked ages ago.

0:55:08 > 0:55:11If I'd known you were doing something for Alice's day off...

0:55:11 > 0:55:14Maybe we can go and see Mum this weekend?

0:55:14 > 0:55:16It's Mum's birthday today.

0:55:16 > 0:55:18I'm sorry, Dad.

0:55:18 > 0:55:20It's all right.

0:55:20 > 0:55:21Er, You're working today.

0:55:21 > 0:55:23No, I'm not. I'm down to work this morning.

0:55:23 > 0:55:27No. Youth Disco this afternoon? You said you'd look after it.

0:55:27 > 0:55:28Please tell me you've started.

0:55:28 > 0:55:32I am so sorry, Sharon, I completely forgot.

0:55:32 > 0:55:34I can't cancel it now, Joey.

0:55:34 > 0:55:38Look, I tell you what, decorate the club. Round the kids up.

0:55:38 > 0:55:41Do a good job and I'll let you off the evening shift, OK?

0:55:42 > 0:55:46We can go see Mum this evening instead. She knows you care, Joe.

0:55:46 > 0:55:49But does she know YOU care, Alice? You're not even talking to her.

0:55:49 > 0:55:52This was the one day she was supposed to feel special.

0:55:52 > 0:55:54That's a rotten shame, isn't it(?)

0:55:54 > 0:55:57- Don't talk about my mum like that. - No, I wasn't. I...

0:55:59 > 0:56:01Right, I'll tell you what we'll do.

0:56:01 > 0:56:03You do the kiddies' disco.

0:56:03 > 0:56:06I'll pick you up afterwards, zoom you down to your mother's.

0:56:06 > 0:56:08You have a nice visit, give me a ring.

0:56:08 > 0:56:11I'll come and pick you up and zoom you back.

0:56:12 > 0:56:14We'll get the bus.

0:56:14 > 0:56:16The offer was there, Joe. Don't pretend it wasn't.

0:56:16 > 0:56:18We'll get no time if we get the bus.

0:56:18 > 0:56:21It's only your mother I'm thinking of.

0:56:21 > 0:56:24Please, Joey. It's only a lift. We can play I-spy.

0:56:28 > 0:56:32All right. OK. Pick us up after work.

0:56:33 > 0:56:35- You never said it was your mum's birthday.- Hm.

0:56:35 > 0:56:38Well, that's that, then.

0:56:38 > 0:56:41- Is Michael here?- Yeah, he said he'd be back in a minute.

0:56:41 > 0:56:44Would you do me a favour and make sure he gets them?

0:56:44 > 0:56:46- What, in case he thinks Nigella dropped by?- Very funny,

0:56:46 > 0:56:49It's just a little joke we had from, like, a mates' night in.

0:56:49 > 0:56:51- OK.- Hold on, excuse me,

0:56:51 > 0:56:54is it not possible for me to spend a night with a bloke as mates?

0:56:54 > 0:56:56What are you? 13?

0:56:56 > 0:56:58No, no, I believe you, babe.

0:56:58 > 0:56:59- Good.- Nothing happened.

0:56:59 > 0:57:03But those lame tasty treats say he's got you right where he wants you.

0:57:08 > 0:57:11Come on, Lauren, I have to fill the place. 4pm. You'd be helping me out.

0:57:11 > 0:57:14It's an under-18s disco. Not even Abi's that tragic.

0:57:14 > 0:57:17- Can I have a cup of tea? - Luce, you're coming, ain't you?

0:57:17 > 0:57:18I'll see what I feel like.

0:57:18 > 0:57:20Since when did you care what people think?

0:57:20 > 0:57:23- Yeah, but I'll know what I've done. - You've sunk lower.

0:57:23 > 0:57:26- I definitely haven't.- Lauren, I have seen the photos. The emo days.

0:57:26 > 0:57:29OK. Well, if some kid pings my bra strap,

0:57:29 > 0:57:31that's it, I'm burning myself alive.

0:57:31 > 0:57:33Right, Vic first? Or shall we just neck some vodka

0:57:33 > 0:57:36- then cry for no reason for old time's sake?- You are coming then?

0:57:36 > 0:57:38I haven't decided yet.

0:57:38 > 0:57:42OK, one condition. I'll go, but we've all got to go out after.

0:57:43 > 0:57:45I can't. I'm visiting Mum, aren't I?

0:57:45 > 0:57:49No! You're meeting Mama Joey!

0:57:49 > 0:57:51OK, tell her that the niece she's never met says hi.

0:57:54 > 0:57:56Oh, sorry, I just...

0:57:56 > 0:57:58I assumed that you'd be going, too.

0:57:58 > 0:58:01Why? I'm not after anything serious.

0:58:07 > 0:58:09What are you feeding Phil for?

0:58:09 > 0:58:12It's only a couple of rashers and a bit of egg and...

0:58:12 > 0:58:14Yeah, but if you feed him, he'll stay.

0:58:14 > 0:58:16PHIL GARGLES

0:58:18 > 0:58:19Oh, a fry-up. Lovely.

0:58:19 > 0:58:22- No! It's not for you.- Hey, Greedy Jeanie! Give Phil some food!

0:58:24 > 0:58:28The decorator's coming to give us a quote.

0:58:28 > 0:58:29Well, I know you've got loads on,

0:58:29 > 0:58:32- so, I mean, if you want to leave that to me, that's fine.- No.

0:58:32 > 0:58:34OK.

0:58:36 > 0:58:39- Ketchup?- Yes.

0:58:39 > 0:58:41Thank you.

0:58:42 > 0:58:45So what's this sales meeting about?

0:58:46 > 0:58:49Advertising space.

0:58:49 > 0:58:50We spent the advertising budget.

0:58:50 > 0:58:52- Yeah, I know. - So why are we meeting him?

0:58:52 > 0:58:54I'm just hearing him out, Tam.

0:58:54 > 0:58:55Hello?

0:58:55 > 0:58:57Ah!

0:58:57 > 0:58:59Look who just sprinted his postal round

0:58:59 > 0:59:02just so he could spend a precious day

0:59:02 > 0:59:05working with the son he so loves and respects.

0:59:05 > 0:59:07Course, I begged AJ to spend the day with me

0:59:07 > 0:59:11but, you know, he just loves family time.

0:59:11 > 0:59:12Yeah, it's like...crack to me.

0:59:14 > 0:59:15SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:59:16 > 0:59:19There's no better fun than spontaneous fun.

0:59:22 > 0:59:23OK, listen up.

0:59:23 > 0:59:27You need to cherish any moment that you have with each other,

0:59:27 > 0:59:30cos you never know when death might strike. Right?

0:59:33 > 0:59:37OK, so have a nice day, I love you, bye!

0:59:39 > 0:59:41DOOR SLAMS

0:59:42 > 0:59:43So, er...

0:59:45 > 0:59:49..let's do as the lady says. Let's have some spontaneous fun!

0:59:49 > 0:59:51MUSIC: "Bonkers" by Dizzee Rascal

0:59:51 > 0:59:53- Boo!- Who is it?

0:59:53 > 0:59:56It means so much to him that you're letting him drive us.

0:59:56 > 0:59:59- Thank you. thank you.- Yes, well, I'm doing it for Mum, all right?

0:59:59 > 1:00:03Even if I can't get time off, promise me you'll still go, yeah?

1:00:03 > 1:00:07Well...I know how much it means to you to get the time off

1:00:07 > 1:00:10so you've got two little helpers to make sure this is a success.

1:00:10 > 1:00:11Listen to that!

1:00:11 > 1:00:16- That's just talking, that is. And I can't understand a word he says.- No.

1:00:18 > 1:00:22Come on, Joe, it's not for my sake, it's for your mother's.

1:00:22 > 1:00:25The quicker you get done here, the quicker we can get down there.

1:00:25 > 1:00:28You don't want her spending her birthday on her own, do you?

1:00:28 > 1:00:31I can't go if you're not there, Joey. You know how bad things are.

1:00:35 > 1:00:38All right. Stick these up.

1:00:43 > 1:00:46Oh, wagwan super-sexy buff ting. Finally reeling Michael in, yeah?

1:00:46 > 1:00:49And going with the hot new dress. I like it, I like it.

1:00:49 > 1:00:50People are talking about me?

1:00:50 > 1:00:52No. No, no.

1:00:52 > 1:00:55- No. No, no way.- Good.

1:00:55 > 1:00:57Not recently.

1:00:57 > 1:01:00- So they're talking about me? - No more than usual.

1:01:00 > 1:01:02I've only heard about you and AJ, not Michael, so...

1:01:02 > 1:01:06- Oh, just... This is great! - Hey! Roxy, Roxy.

1:01:06 > 1:01:09- What?- Roxy, listen. Just...

1:01:09 > 1:01:13Don't let Michael take advantage, all right? I'll see you at home.

1:01:15 > 1:01:16SHE SIGHS

1:01:20 > 1:01:24- Look at Tamwar, he's melting into a little puddle.- Sorry, what?

1:01:24 > 1:01:26Syed, what is the matter with you?

1:01:26 > 1:01:28- Nothing.- FYI. Suits at 12 o'clock.

1:01:28 > 1:01:32Forget Brick Lane. This is where it's at. East End, family run. Lovely.

1:01:32 > 1:01:34Table for three, please.

1:01:34 > 1:01:36Aw, bless them, they're keeping it real

1:01:36 > 1:01:39with the little people who paid for their incompetence.

1:01:39 > 1:01:43I might do something incompetent in their food.

1:01:43 > 1:01:45Like, what is it? Like... Ow!

1:01:45 > 1:01:47Can you two stop mucking around?!

1:01:47 > 1:01:49All right, we were only joking.

1:01:49 > 1:01:52- Are your pants too tight? - We've synchronised cycles.

1:01:52 > 1:01:55- I know it's not snappy time. - This isn't going to work.

1:01:55 > 1:01:57The hand of death could strike at any time!

1:01:57 > 1:01:59- Hai!- Just go home!

1:01:59 > 1:02:01I'll tell Mum we had a lovely day.

1:02:04 > 1:02:06Sorry, gents, I'll be with you in a minute, yeah?

1:02:09 > 1:02:12MUSIC: "Read All About It" by Professor Green and Emeli Sande

1:02:13 > 1:02:15I feel the best way forward from here

1:02:15 > 1:02:17is for you to look like you're helping.

1:02:17 > 1:02:20Oh, no. These are the kind of things that need a woman's touch.

1:02:20 > 1:02:23You're not going to impress him by sitting around all day.

1:02:25 > 1:02:27Dad,

1:02:27 > 1:02:29don't get your hopes up too much, yeah?

1:02:29 > 1:02:31It's all right, sweetheart.

1:02:32 > 1:02:33I've got a secret weapon.

1:02:35 > 1:02:38Now, I was going to save these for the drive later...

1:02:40 > 1:02:42For old time's sake.

1:02:42 > 1:02:46We got through bags of these on that trip to Southend.

1:02:46 > 1:02:49Was that the imaginary trip, Derek, or...?

1:02:49 > 1:02:51Come on, Joe, you remember.

1:02:51 > 1:02:55You sitting on my lap, steering.

1:02:55 > 1:02:57- Me working the pedals.- Did you?- No.

1:03:02 > 1:03:03I tell you what, sweetheart,

1:03:03 > 1:03:06why don't you go and get your glad rags on, eh?

1:03:11 > 1:03:12Have fun.

1:03:16 > 1:03:17I know there's things

1:03:17 > 1:03:20you don't like to admit in front of your sister, Joe.

1:03:20 > 1:03:22But you do remember.

1:03:22 > 1:03:24I had a Triumph stag. Eh?

1:03:24 > 1:03:27You was proud as punch when you saw it.

1:03:29 > 1:03:30It was yellow.

1:03:31 > 1:03:33That's right!

1:03:34 > 1:03:37It was a pretty cool car, weren't it? It was like a...

1:03:37 > 1:03:41What was that comic I used to read? Like the superhero's car.

1:03:42 > 1:03:45Driving down the front, beeping at the girls.

1:03:45 > 1:03:48Your mum laughing...

1:03:48 > 1:03:50We did use to laugh, me and your mum.

1:03:50 > 1:03:52We had fun that day.

1:03:57 > 1:03:58It was all right, yeah.

1:04:00 > 1:04:02Never...

1:04:02 > 1:04:06Never got the chance to drive the old Triumph Stag for real, though, did I?

1:04:06 > 1:04:07Only the lucky few do.

1:04:10 > 1:04:12Shame, innit?

1:04:12 > 1:04:13I mean, I always wanted to.

1:04:15 > 1:04:16Could be fun, eh?

1:04:24 > 1:04:27You leave it to your old man.

1:04:33 > 1:04:35Kamil let lose on a trading floor

1:04:35 > 1:04:39would literally lose less money than these lot, and he's two.

1:04:39 > 1:04:41- And they never tip. - The merger's been agreed,

1:04:41 > 1:04:45just not announced. I'd say, conservatively speaking, 30% on the first day.

1:04:45 > 1:04:48Just throw what you can at it, all right?

1:04:49 > 1:04:51Here you go.

1:04:51 > 1:04:54That's for Professor Kamil's MENSA membership.

1:04:54 > 1:04:57Thank you, it was lovely.

1:04:59 > 1:05:02- Look, I can handle this. - I've got some good ideas.

1:05:02 > 1:05:05Tam, we know you're smart. You're not a negotiator.

1:05:05 > 1:05:07Adam...

1:05:07 > 1:05:10Hi, wooden spoon, I've been expecting you.

1:05:10 > 1:05:12You so want to meet his mum.

1:05:12 > 1:05:14No, I don't.

1:05:14 > 1:05:16- Mm, you do.- No, I don't.

1:05:16 > 1:05:20Well, it would've been nice to have been asked, though, wouldn't it?

1:05:22 > 1:05:24Look, I like him more than he likes me.

1:05:24 > 1:05:27So can we just skip to the part where you pass out and shut up?

1:05:27 > 1:05:30Oh, sor-ry!

1:05:30 > 1:05:33Well, I was only saying that if you want things to be more serious,

1:05:33 > 1:05:35then why don't you just tell him?

1:05:35 > 1:05:38Please, Lauren, I'm not one of those needy, pathetic girls.

1:05:38 > 1:05:40Right, well, how's he meant to know?

1:05:42 > 1:05:44I don't want him to know.

1:05:44 > 1:05:47Right, so you're just waiting for Joey to wake up one morning

1:05:47 > 1:05:49and decide that he wants more?

1:05:51 > 1:05:52Yeah.

1:05:53 > 1:05:56Look, you are giving Joey

1:05:56 > 1:05:58all the benefits with, like, none of the hassle.

1:05:58 > 1:06:01Why on earth would he want more?

1:06:03 > 1:06:05Missing the mortgage payment, it was an oversight.

1:06:05 > 1:06:07The last three?

1:06:08 > 1:06:11It's in our interest to find a solution.

1:06:11 > 1:06:15Let's say we extend the deadline.

1:06:15 > 1:06:18Thank you. Thank you very much.

1:06:18 > 1:06:20The mortgage balance in ten days?

1:06:20 > 1:06:25What, ten days? I can't find nine grand in ten days!

1:06:25 > 1:06:29OK, we can arrange a chat about a new debt repayment plan.

1:06:29 > 1:06:32No. No, look, I'll shift some funds around.

1:06:32 > 1:06:34I'd rather we drew up a plan together.

1:06:34 > 1:06:37What do you know about running a business, eh?

1:06:37 > 1:06:39Look, this is how it works.

1:06:39 > 1:06:41You invest money, you wait for a return.

1:06:41 > 1:06:44Don't you understand the basic principles?

1:06:44 > 1:06:46Who's bankrupting their family? You or me?

1:06:47 > 1:06:50Nine grand. Ten days.

1:06:53 > 1:06:57Cheers, mate. I'll get back to you on the colours, yeah?

1:06:58 > 1:07:00Quote done, then?

1:07:00 > 1:07:03So I, um, picked these up.

1:07:03 > 1:07:05So that you could take them home.

1:07:06 > 1:07:10You know, you can chose all the colours you want. From...home.

1:07:10 > 1:07:12No.

1:07:15 > 1:07:18Dad dropped back home all excited.

1:07:18 > 1:07:20He told you to work on me, didn't he?

1:07:20 > 1:07:22Why do you always think he's up to something?

1:07:22 > 1:07:24Because I know him, Al.

1:07:24 > 1:07:26- Well, you're right, he is up to something.- Hmm?

1:07:26 > 1:07:29He's gone up to Dagenham to sort out some big surprise for you.

1:07:29 > 1:07:31Really?

1:07:31 > 1:07:35If you're leading him on to hurt him, I'll be so angry at you, Joey.

1:07:35 > 1:07:37I'm not leading him on, Al, all right?

1:07:37 > 1:07:41MUSIC: "Morning Star" by N-Dubz

1:07:48 > 1:07:51I'll just go for a little wee-wee, then.

1:07:56 > 1:07:59I'm going with you to your mum's. I want to meet her.

1:08:01 > 1:08:02You...

1:08:04 > 1:08:06You are so...

1:08:07 > 1:08:09Joey!

1:08:09 > 1:08:11Come on then, you finished? Want to go back on?

1:08:11 > 1:08:13No? OK.

1:08:14 > 1:08:15You don't want to go back on at all?

1:08:15 > 1:08:17All right?

1:08:17 > 1:08:20Thanks for the cakes. They were nice.

1:08:20 > 1:08:23They were brightly coloured, weren't they?

1:08:23 > 1:08:24It was just a joke.

1:08:25 > 1:08:28- OK.- She kept you up all night again, didn't she?

1:08:28 > 1:08:31Yeah. Yeah, she did.

1:08:31 > 1:08:33How do people do it?

1:08:34 > 1:08:37Can you come over?

1:08:37 > 1:08:38- No.- Why?

1:08:38 > 1:08:41- No. No, it's not a good idea.- Why?

1:08:42 > 1:08:44Cos people are talking about you and me.

1:08:44 > 1:08:46And this bothers you?

1:08:49 > 1:08:51So that's settled, then.

1:08:51 > 1:08:54You're going with your mum's psycho ex but you won't go with me?

1:08:54 > 1:08:56Oh, come on, you know it's not...

1:08:56 > 1:09:01No! No, don't tell me - they're family problems.

1:09:01 > 1:09:03What, and you don't think I have family problems?

1:09:03 > 1:09:05And the George Street flat, and the caff.

1:09:05 > 1:09:08But do I shut you out? No, OK? I don't.

1:09:10 > 1:09:13So let's just...talk about it.

1:09:15 > 1:09:17Let's talk about us.

1:09:25 > 1:09:29Of course I was going to invite you, Luce.

1:09:29 > 1:09:33But, you know, you've got so many problems.

1:09:33 > 1:09:36I ain't going to drag you down with mine, am I?

1:09:37 > 1:09:40You deserve somebody

1:09:40 > 1:09:44who's going to treat you like the special girl you are.

1:09:56 > 1:09:57ALICE GIGGLES

1:09:57 > 1:10:00I swear, if that foetus winks at me one more time,

1:10:00 > 1:10:03I'm calling child protection. On myself.

1:10:06 > 1:10:08Ugh. How embarrassing.

1:10:08 > 1:10:12Oh, yes, yes. Cos we looked SO cool before he turned up, didn't we(?)

1:10:12 > 1:10:14All right, sweetheart? Hi, Lauren.

1:10:14 > 1:10:16Look, I'm telling you, mate,

1:10:16 > 1:10:20a bloke is going to be parking a stolen vehicle outside the R&R club

1:10:20 > 1:10:21in about a half hour.

1:10:21 > 1:10:26Yeah, well, he's got form and he said he's going to do it, so...

1:10:26 > 1:10:30That's all I'm going to say, mate, all right? Bye.

1:10:32 > 1:10:34Well, I just promised Alice a twirl.

1:10:34 > 1:10:36And then, sir, your carriage awaits.

1:10:36 > 1:10:38Nice one, Derek.

1:10:38 > 1:10:40Well, do help yourself to a coca colada, won't you?

1:10:47 > 1:10:49Scarlett says she wants her daddy.

1:10:51 > 1:10:52Did she really?

1:10:52 > 1:10:54Yeah.

1:10:55 > 1:10:57Michael, are you using me?

1:10:58 > 1:10:59Yeah, you know.

1:10:59 > 1:11:03We had our little, "There, there, don't cry" bonding thing

1:11:03 > 1:11:05and now you think I'm your nanny, don't you?

1:11:05 > 1:11:07Where's that come from? Let me get this right.

1:11:07 > 1:11:12You think I'm using you for sex and as a nanny simultaneously?

1:11:12 > 1:11:15That sounds really wrong.

1:11:15 > 1:11:17- Yeah, it does.- I just...

1:11:17 > 1:11:20I dunno, people are just making me paranoid.

1:11:20 > 1:11:22Well, just because you're paranoid

1:11:22 > 1:11:25doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

1:11:25 > 1:11:26That was a joke!

1:11:36 > 1:11:37DOOR OPENS

1:11:37 > 1:11:40Did I leave something on the table?

1:11:40 > 1:11:41DOOR SLAMS

1:11:42 > 1:11:44No, I didn't find anything.

1:11:45 > 1:11:47Any chance I can have a whiskey?

1:11:47 > 1:11:49We're closed.

1:11:49 > 1:11:51Come on, I'm gasping.

1:12:00 > 1:12:01That looks stressful.

1:12:04 > 1:12:05You've no idea.

1:12:05 > 1:12:07Do you want to run it by me?

1:12:08 > 1:12:10Come on. Who am I going to tell?

1:12:18 > 1:12:20MUSIC: "Young" by Tulisa

1:12:22 > 1:12:24Joey! Ian's got Denny

1:12:24 > 1:12:28- so I can take over now. Go see your mum, yeah?- Thanks.

1:12:30 > 1:12:34- I'm losing the will to live. - It's not that bad.

1:12:34 > 1:12:36Can you listen to yourself, please?

1:12:36 > 1:12:39A bit of good wholesome fun would do you good.

1:12:39 > 1:12:42- You want to take a leaf out of your cousin's book.- Right, ready?

1:12:42 > 1:12:45Here, Joe, tell Alice about our trip to Southend.

1:12:45 > 1:12:46- No.- See?

1:12:46 > 1:12:48You do remember some good stuff!

1:12:48 > 1:12:50Tell you what,

1:12:50 > 1:12:52why don't you buy yourself a Shirley Temple on me?

1:12:55 > 1:12:56- Joey!- Hm?

1:12:58 > 1:13:02What happened with Lucy? I need to know before I face her.

1:13:02 > 1:13:03Lucy wants to meet my mother.

1:13:03 > 1:13:05Yeah. See, I think that might have been my advice.

1:13:05 > 1:13:08- It's all right. She decided to take it, didn't she?- Can we talk?

1:13:08 > 1:13:10Not now.

1:13:17 > 1:13:19Evening, officer. You all right?

1:13:20 > 1:13:23Oh, that reminds me, I've got something for you, Joe.

1:13:25 > 1:13:28Oh, what's the matter? Don't you like it?

1:13:33 > 1:13:35Sharon needs me to stay on.

1:13:35 > 1:13:38What? Since when?

1:13:40 > 1:13:44Dad's gone to all the trouble, Joey. It's just a ride in the car.

1:13:44 > 1:13:47- I knew you'd do this. - No, it's all right, sweetheart.

1:13:47 > 1:13:49You don't have to go.

1:13:49 > 1:13:53- It's Mum's birthday.- Well, yeah. - At least one of us should be there.

1:14:00 > 1:14:02They can't blame you for one bad deal. It happens.

1:14:02 > 1:14:06Yeah, well, I only just got back in the family.

1:14:06 > 1:14:09Not because of what happened with the business.

1:14:09 > 1:14:11It's...other stuff.

1:14:12 > 1:14:15Me... It's personal stuff.

1:14:17 > 1:14:21I know, it should be so easy to be someone they can be proud of.

1:14:21 > 1:14:25And I'm a good dad. I work hard.

1:14:25 > 1:14:28I'm right here, in the family, every day.

1:14:28 > 1:14:31I don't even like what I do.

1:14:31 > 1:14:34Well, sometimes you've got to take a chance on what makes you happy.

1:14:34 > 1:14:36Oh, yeah. Well, I've tried that.

1:14:36 > 1:14:39I lost everything.

1:14:39 > 1:14:40I nearly died just to be happy.

1:14:42 > 1:14:44Who are you doing this for?

1:14:45 > 1:14:48My mum and dad have worked away their lives for me.

1:14:48 > 1:14:50It sounds like you've told them the truth

1:14:50 > 1:14:52about bigger things in the past.

1:14:52 > 1:14:55Hasn't stopped them loving you, has it?

1:14:55 > 1:14:57Some people aren't that lucky.

1:14:57 > 1:14:59I know.

1:15:02 > 1:15:04Tell them the truth about this.

1:15:04 > 1:15:05What's the worst that can happen?

1:15:08 > 1:15:11DOOR OPENS, CLOSES

1:15:17 > 1:15:19I was just, um...

1:15:19 > 1:15:21just getting some clingfilm for Jean.

1:15:24 > 1:15:26Mum was always good at this stuff.

1:15:30 > 1:15:32Um...

1:15:33 > 1:15:35Maybe a nice beige.

1:15:35 > 1:15:37No.

1:15:37 > 1:15:39- Maybe a nice white?- No!- OK...

1:15:42 > 1:15:46Maybe...maybe you should get off home and sleep on it? Or...

1:15:46 > 1:15:50or we wait until Alfie and Kat come back and can see what they say?

1:15:50 > 1:15:54I ain't going anywhere till the decorating's done.

1:15:58 > 1:16:00I don't understand, what's happened?

1:16:00 > 1:16:03- Don't worry, Ma. I'm going to fix it.- Fix what, Syed?

1:16:04 > 1:16:06Syed? Spit it out.

1:16:13 > 1:16:15Tamwar's tried so hard...

1:16:17 > 1:16:20..but the debt's worse than we thought.

1:16:22 > 1:16:25Why couldn't he just have got into Oxford?

1:16:25 > 1:16:26And become a successful academic

1:16:26 > 1:16:29so we could all stop pretending he's any kind of business man?

1:16:29 > 1:16:32Why is his wife still not by his side? She had the business brains.

1:16:35 > 1:16:37He must never find out how bad this is.

1:16:37 > 1:16:39It would destroy him.

1:17:11 > 1:17:12I don't believe it.

1:17:14 > 1:17:15Me!

1:17:17 > 1:17:19I don't believe it.

1:17:20 > 1:17:21I've raised a...

1:17:21 > 1:17:24a grass.

1:17:24 > 1:17:26You raised nobody, Derek.

1:17:26 > 1:17:29You really don't get it, do you, eh?

1:17:29 > 1:17:32I'm smarter than you!

1:17:32 > 1:17:36And I look someone in the eye when I do them harm.

1:17:36 > 1:17:39I don't particularly care what a wife beater thinks of me.

1:17:39 > 1:17:40You loved the bones of me once!

1:17:40 > 1:17:42What, after one week in Southend with my...?

1:17:42 > 1:17:45What goes on in that sick head?

1:17:45 > 1:17:47You were sitting here on my lap. We were laughing.

1:17:47 > 1:17:51- It's not real! It never happened! - Let me tell you something!- Go on!

1:17:51 > 1:17:52Let me tell you something!

1:17:55 > 1:17:58It takes dedication to hate someone, son.

1:18:01 > 1:18:06You think it's clever for a young bloke with a beautiful girlfriend

1:18:06 > 1:18:10to spend his days plotting and planning stupid little schemes?

1:18:11 > 1:18:15You think it's clever for a young man to miss his mother's birthday?

1:18:18 > 1:18:22I'm only going to tell you this because you're my son.

1:18:22 > 1:18:27If you can't fill your head with anything but hating me,

1:18:27 > 1:18:32you are going to end up a very disturbed, lonely little man.

1:18:45 > 1:18:48Putting your foot down to Joey went well, then?

1:18:48 > 1:18:50Yep.

1:18:50 > 1:18:54You're sure he didn't mind you going all Beyonce on him?

1:18:54 > 1:18:57Why? What did he say?

1:18:57 > 1:18:59Nothing.

1:18:59 > 1:19:01- A pint, please, mate.- Sure.

1:19:02 > 1:19:04He just wants you to back off a bit.

1:19:06 > 1:19:08Hard day?

1:19:08 > 1:19:12- Yeah, well, it's Mum's birthday today, so...- Oh, nice.

1:19:12 > 1:19:14I hope you spoilt her rotten.

1:19:19 > 1:19:21Look, I don't want to meet your mum, OK?

1:19:21 > 1:19:24I don't want the commitment.

1:19:24 > 1:19:26Let's just keep things cas, yeah?

1:19:27 > 1:19:28Drink?

1:19:30 > 1:19:32I'm busy.

1:19:39 > 1:19:43Look, she really likes you, you know.

1:19:43 > 1:19:44Don't muck her about.

1:19:45 > 1:19:46I won't.

1:19:46 > 1:19:48I'm...

1:19:48 > 1:19:50I'm not like that, Lauren.

1:19:51 > 1:19:53OK.

1:19:56 > 1:20:00MUSIC: "Try a Little Tenderness"

1:20:10 > 1:20:12The nest egg

1:20:12 > 1:20:14that I put aside...

1:20:14 > 1:20:16It's £1,000 for Tamwar.

1:20:16 > 1:20:18£5,000 for Kamil.

1:20:18 > 1:20:22- It's all in the savings account. - No way.- They need never know.

1:20:22 > 1:20:26- Mum, listen to me...- Syed, if the business goes under, we all go under.

1:20:26 > 1:20:29I can't work my way through that again.

1:20:32 > 1:20:34Please.

1:20:37 > 1:20:38Syed, take it.

1:21:00 > 1:21:03FAINT SHOUTS AND THUDS

1:21:06 > 1:21:08SHOUTS CONTINUE

1:21:14 > 1:21:18WIND HOWLS

1:21:55 > 1:21:57DOOR UNLOCKS

1:22:06 > 1:22:08Hey! We thought we'd let you sleep.

1:22:08 > 1:22:11I had to drop Amy at nursery anyway.

1:22:11 > 1:22:14We went to the shops to get eggs for brekky breakfast, didn't we?

1:22:14 > 1:22:16Yes, we did. Oh, you were low on foil. So I got you some,

1:22:16 > 1:22:20but they didn't have any. So I got you clingfilm, actually.

1:22:21 > 1:22:23Who's the postcard from?

1:22:23 > 1:22:25- Amira.- Ahh!

1:22:25 > 1:22:29- Mummy.- Yes, Mummy. Mummy's in Rome. Paris first, now Rome.

1:22:29 > 1:22:32- Glamorous Mummy, travelling the world.- Yeah.- Yeah.

1:22:32 > 1:22:35She says she misses you very much and can't wait to see you.

1:22:35 > 1:22:37- Babe, we should try Rome for our honeymoon.- Yeah.

1:22:37 > 1:22:39Hey, where you going? Slow down.

1:22:39 > 1:22:42- You don't open up for hours yet. - I know, but...- No buts.

1:22:42 > 1:22:47It's a local curry house, not some multinational conglom...thingy.

1:22:47 > 1:22:49- Conglomerate.- Whatever.

1:22:49 > 1:22:52It's not "whatever" though, is it? It's me trying to provide for my family.

1:22:52 > 1:22:53Don't shout.

1:22:53 > 1:22:55I'm not shout...

1:22:57 > 1:23:00I'm not shouting. I'm sorry.

1:23:01 > 1:23:02I just didn't sleep much.

1:23:02 > 1:23:04I'm not surprised.

1:23:05 > 1:23:08You're going to have to slow down, Sy.

1:23:08 > 1:23:09I can't slow down.

1:23:11 > 1:23:14- I used to be good at this. - And you still are.

1:23:14 > 1:23:17But providing for your family isn't just about money.

1:23:17 > 1:23:19This is the good life.

1:23:21 > 1:23:22Try enjoying it.

1:23:23 > 1:23:25Please don't guilt-trip me.

1:23:25 > 1:23:28I'm not guilt-tripping you, I is truth-tripping you.

1:23:28 > 1:23:31CHRISTIAN CHUCKLES

1:23:31 > 1:23:33Look, it was Tam's fault the business went down, not yours.

1:23:33 > 1:23:37All right? it's not worth killing yourself over. It's his mess.

1:23:39 > 1:23:41- What we going to do now? Huh?- Horse.

1:23:44 > 1:23:46- ROXY:- Michael?

1:23:48 > 1:23:51Michael, do you want your eggs poached or scrambled?

1:23:53 > 1:23:54Michael!

1:24:08 > 1:24:11Um...excuse me. There's a, um...

1:24:11 > 1:24:14There's a delivery guy downstairs and he wants your signature.

1:24:14 > 1:24:16Why can't you sign for it?

1:24:16 > 1:24:18Well, he said he wants the manager's signature,

1:24:18 > 1:24:20because of duplicate copies or something? I don't know.

1:24:20 > 1:24:22I ain't the manager, am I?

1:24:22 > 1:24:23- Well,- I- ain't the manager.

1:24:23 > 1:24:27But if you're open to discussion on a promotion, then I'm sure we can make this happen.

1:24:27 > 1:24:28Or not.

1:24:34 > 1:24:35You know...

1:24:37 > 1:24:40You know, I would go with the rouge, you know.

1:24:40 > 1:24:43You know, it's classy. It's the word of amor, as they say in Spain.

1:24:43 > 1:24:44And you know what, Philly Boy?

1:24:44 > 1:24:48You... You are a ladies man. Just like Fats, you know.

1:24:48 > 1:24:50Do you mind if I call you Phil...ly...Boy?

1:24:50 > 1:24:51OK.

1:24:59 > 1:25:00Er...Mr Mitchell?

1:25:00 > 1:25:01You still here?

1:25:01 > 1:25:04Um, remember I said I have to leave a bit earlier today

1:25:04 > 1:25:06to do the gig tonight?

1:25:06 > 1:25:08I just wanted you to know that you're welcome to come...

1:25:08 > 1:25:10and obviously you get a free ticket, innit.

1:25:10 > 1:25:12All you got to do is just ask, yeah?

1:25:15 > 1:25:17HE EXHALES

1:25:19 > 1:25:20- QUIETLY:- Mr Mitchell?

1:25:20 > 1:25:21WHAT?!

1:25:21 > 1:25:24The delivery guy. Downstairs. He's a little bit angry. Just...

1:25:24 > 1:25:25HE SIGHS

1:25:28 > 1:25:31Yeah, he's great. He's great. He's got a killer left-jab on him.

1:25:31 > 1:25:33You should definitely have a look at him.

1:25:33 > 1:25:35All right.

1:25:35 > 1:25:37Listen, I've got to go - there's someone on the other line.

1:25:37 > 1:25:39Yep, cheers then.

1:25:39 > 1:25:41Michael Moon.

1:25:44 > 1:25:45Right.

1:25:46 > 1:25:49So what does that mean? What are you saying?

1:25:49 > 1:25:50- ROXY WHISPERS:- Michael?

1:25:50 > 1:25:53- I tell you what, why don't you just...- Michael!

1:25:53 > 1:25:56..do what you can do, yeah? And just get back to me.

1:25:56 > 1:25:58All right, thanks. Cheers.

1:25:58 > 1:26:00I took a guess. I went with scrambled.

1:26:01 > 1:26:03- I'm not hungry. - Dippy eggs and soldiers?

1:26:03 > 1:26:05- I'm not hungry. - Nobody's too old for dippy eggs...

1:26:05 > 1:26:07SHUT UP! I'm not hungry!

1:26:07 > 1:26:09SHE SCOFFS

1:26:10 > 1:26:13So what was that? Is that a joke, I don't get the punchline?

1:26:13 > 1:26:14No, you're the punchline, Rox!

1:26:14 > 1:26:17I don't want you coming into my house and making me eggs!

1:26:17 > 1:26:19I don't want you buying me foil!

1:26:21 > 1:26:24Sorry if I've done something to offend you, Michael.

1:26:24 > 1:26:26I would appreciate it if you told me now.

1:26:26 > 1:26:29All right. GET OUT!

1:26:34 > 1:26:36Do you know what, it is like one step forward

1:26:36 > 1:26:39and 20 steps back with you, Michael!

1:26:39 > 1:26:41MICHAEL! OI!

1:26:43 > 1:26:46- Fine. Make your own eggs. - SHE SIGHS

1:26:57 > 1:26:59DOOR SLAMS

1:27:17 > 1:27:19- Roxy?- No, Phil, not now.

1:27:19 > 1:27:21Just one minute. Just come here, will you?

1:27:23 > 1:27:26You don't fancy giving me a hand with this lot, do you?

1:27:26 > 1:27:27No, funnily enough, I don't.

1:27:27 > 1:27:30Jean signed for it. It's all been double-ordered.

1:27:30 > 1:27:33- I ain't your skivvy, all right? - I'm not asking you to be.

1:27:33 > 1:27:36I mean... You've got the experience, ain't you?

1:27:36 > 1:27:39- You know how this place works, how the orders work.- What are you saying?

1:27:39 > 1:27:41I'm asking you to come work for me...

1:27:41 > 1:27:43I'm asking you to come and run this place.

1:27:43 > 1:27:45What about Kat and Alfie?

1:27:45 > 1:27:47Well, I don't see them, do you?

1:27:52 > 1:27:54Er, excuse me... I saw...

1:27:54 > 1:27:57- Come back. I saw that.- What?

1:27:57 > 1:27:58Open it.

1:27:58 > 1:27:59No.

1:27:59 > 1:28:01It's not a question, Abi. Open the bag.

1:28:07 > 1:28:09What's that?

1:28:09 > 1:28:11What do you mean?

1:28:11 > 1:28:13I thought you were stealing your dad's whisky.

1:28:13 > 1:28:16I'm not Lauren, and I'm helping Lola.

1:28:16 > 1:28:18You're helping...? Helping her what?

1:28:18 > 1:28:21- Clean. Problem? - Yeah, there is a PROBLEM, actually.

1:28:21 > 1:28:24My problem is that you should be concentrating on your schoolwork...

1:28:24 > 1:28:27Well, I have a free period, so you can chill out.

1:28:27 > 1:28:28No, I won't "chill out", dude.

1:28:28 > 1:28:30- Oh, you are so embarrassing.- Abi!

1:28:30 > 1:28:34Abi, free periods were designed for you to catch up with your schoolwork, all right?

1:28:34 > 1:28:37They're not for you to go hanging around with...ASBO Annie

1:28:37 > 1:28:40and whatever other waifs and strays her kind associate with.

1:28:40 > 1:28:42"Her kind"? You are such a snob!

1:28:42 > 1:28:45I'm not a snob. I resent that.

1:28:46 > 1:28:48Abi!

1:28:48 > 1:28:51Abi. Don't you walk away from me, young lady.

1:28:51 > 1:28:53Dad, Mum's being a proper snob.

1:28:53 > 1:28:55Max!

1:28:55 > 1:28:58Oi, any time you feel like chipping in?

1:28:59 > 1:29:01Abs, yeah, listen to your mum, will you?

1:29:04 > 1:29:05Right, ready?

1:29:05 > 1:29:07Listen to me. I am loaning you that money, OK?

1:29:07 > 1:29:10and you will return it to me once it turns a healthy profit.

1:29:10 > 1:29:12- And what if I can't turn a profit? - Syed, then...

1:29:12 > 1:29:14Hello.

1:29:14 > 1:29:16I thought you'd be at work.

1:29:16 > 1:29:18I had holiday to take. You staying?

1:29:18 > 1:29:21- Your mother's got samosas in the kitchen. - No, no, no, he was just going.

1:29:21 > 1:29:25Came to check on his mother. Bathroom won't clean itself.

1:29:25 > 1:29:27Fun holiday(!)

1:29:27 > 1:29:28Mm.

1:29:30 > 1:29:32When I finish here, I am going to the bank.

1:29:32 > 1:29:35- No. - And then I am giving you that money.

1:29:35 > 1:29:39This is as much about protecting Tamwar as it is about you. Agreed?

1:29:39 > 1:29:40Ma...

1:29:41 > 1:29:44Roberts, you heard of him? Coach Roberts.

1:29:44 > 1:29:47He's got a chain of barbers over the East End. No?

1:29:47 > 1:29:49Well, anyway, 5K he's offering.

1:29:49 > 1:29:51For merchandising, for logos. You know, ringside stuff.

1:29:51 > 1:29:53Right. And what does he want?

1:29:53 > 1:29:56Kudos, I suppose. He always bangs on about family, this geezer.

1:29:56 > 1:29:59- He made good, wants to give back. - Why are we getting involved now?

1:29:59 > 1:30:00"Why now?" Why not now?

1:30:00 > 1:30:02What do you want me to do about it?

1:30:02 > 1:30:04- I want you to schmooze him.- Oh...

1:30:04 > 1:30:06I want you to put on that famous Branning charm.

1:30:06 > 1:30:09- Go on, like you're laying on that bit of fluff you got.- Yeah?

1:30:09 > 1:30:12Well, you say that to Sharon's face, go on, I'll give you the 5K myself.

1:30:12 > 1:30:14You all right, Jack? You all right, Michael?

1:30:14 > 1:30:15You all right, mate? Hello.

1:30:15 > 1:30:18- Cup of tea and an orange juice, please.- Yeah.

1:30:18 > 1:30:20- You seen the left foot on him? - Yeah?

1:30:20 > 1:30:23Yeah, he's like Ramos, Iniesta and Messi all rolled into one, ain't ya?

1:30:23 > 1:30:26- Oi, where's your patriotism? - I lost that after Italia '90.

1:30:26 > 1:30:29That's when you lost your barnet, weren't it? So why ain't he at school?

1:30:29 > 1:30:32Well, he's "ill". Ain't you, eh? Not well.

1:30:32 > 1:30:35"Ill"? Yeah, not too ill to play football though.

1:30:36 > 1:30:37- See ya.- See ya.

1:30:37 > 1:30:39See ya later.

1:30:41 > 1:30:43Abs, what are you doing here?

1:30:43 > 1:30:46I thought you were meant to be studying?

1:30:46 > 1:30:49This is part of studying. It's a...social outreach programme.

1:30:51 > 1:30:52You lying to me?

1:30:52 > 1:30:53No.

1:30:59 > 1:31:03"Social outreach programme"?

1:31:03 > 1:31:05Nice one.

1:31:05 > 1:31:07- So gullible.- Come on, hurry up.

1:31:07 > 1:31:09We've got the B&B to do before lunch. Come on.

1:31:10 > 1:31:12I can't believe you were looked over.

1:31:12 > 1:31:14I can't believe YOU were looked over.

1:31:14 > 1:31:17No, nobody knows this place better than you.

1:31:17 > 1:31:19You know what? Supposedly she starts on Monday

1:31:19 > 1:31:21and she's already on the payroll. I know!

1:31:21 > 1:31:25You're the decorators, can't you bring the paint?

1:31:25 > 1:31:27Well, I don't know, do I?

1:31:28 > 1:31:31Oh, yeah, thanks a lot(!) Thanks. I'll do that.

1:31:34 > 1:31:35HE SIGHS

1:31:43 > 1:31:45I'm going out. Um...

1:31:45 > 1:31:48If there's any problems, ring Roxy. Not me.

1:31:51 > 1:31:53- Hello, Mum.- Argh!

1:31:53 > 1:31:55Are you trying to give me a heart attack or something?!

1:31:55 > 1:31:58I didn't mean to scare you, but I do want to run something by you.

1:31:58 > 1:32:00- I can't. I need to get to the bank. - It's about Sy.

1:32:00 > 1:32:03Has he changed his mind about your partnership?

1:32:03 > 1:32:06No. But he is totally stressed out.

1:32:06 > 1:32:09I don't know, I just thought things are so good between all of us,

1:32:09 > 1:32:12it would be nice for us to get together, help take his mind off things.

1:32:12 > 1:32:14And what exactly would this get-together entail?

1:32:14 > 1:32:17Just a small, intimate gathering.

1:32:17 > 1:32:18Break some bread, you know?

1:32:18 > 1:32:22"Break some bread"? Is that some kind of gay metaphor?

1:32:22 > 1:32:26No, it is not a "gay metaphor". Is Masood free or not?

1:32:26 > 1:32:28Masood is free when I tell him he is free.

1:32:28 > 1:32:31Secrets to a successful marriage - take note.

1:32:31 > 1:32:33- Is that a yes?- Er...

1:32:34 > 1:32:37Right, we need four of the beers.

1:32:37 > 1:32:39Two ciders.

1:32:39 > 1:32:40And one crate of...

1:32:41 > 1:32:44No, TWO crates of Prosecco.

1:32:44 > 1:32:47And coffee mornings - I think we're going to have to knock them on the head.

1:32:47 > 1:32:49Joey!

1:32:51 > 1:32:54Oh, you're not Joey.

1:32:54 > 1:32:56I, er... I need your help. It's important.

1:32:56 > 1:32:58What's happened?

1:33:00 > 1:33:01Like I said, I need your help.

1:33:01 > 1:33:03Look, I'm a bit busy right now.

1:33:05 > 1:33:06Phil, wait.

1:33:07 > 1:33:09You're going to owe me for this one.

1:33:10 > 1:33:11HE CHUCKLES

1:33:13 > 1:33:14Thank you. There you go.

1:33:14 > 1:33:16Cheers.

1:33:16 > 1:33:18Right, order 78.

1:33:18 > 1:33:19Yeah, that's me.

1:33:19 > 1:33:21Hi.

1:33:21 > 1:33:23- Back again?- Back again.

1:33:23 > 1:33:24Food that good, was it?

1:33:24 > 1:33:26The food was OK.

1:33:26 > 1:33:27Right. Well, enjoy.

1:33:28 > 1:33:31Actually, now I'm here, do you mind if I eat in?

1:33:31 > 1:33:33- Sure, yeah. I'll plate it up for you.- You do that.

1:33:33 > 1:33:34Sorry?

1:33:34 > 1:33:36I said, you do that.

1:33:36 > 1:33:39Right. Well, take a seat.

1:33:44 > 1:33:47Yeah. We'll put Ollie in with Ethan.

1:33:48 > 1:33:49Give him a couple of rounds,

1:33:49 > 1:33:52then we'll rotate him with the other boys.

1:33:52 > 1:33:55Then we'll get Coach Roberts in here, ply him with Scotch.

1:33:55 > 1:33:57- Job's a good 'un.- Yeah, whatever.

1:34:01 > 1:34:04A bit of enthusiasm wouldn't go amiss, Jack.

1:34:04 > 1:34:05Everything all right?

1:34:07 > 1:34:08Why?

1:34:09 > 1:34:12Well, I just bumped into Roxy on the way here.

1:34:12 > 1:34:13How is she?

1:34:13 > 1:34:15I think you know how she is.

1:34:16 > 1:34:18Now, do you want to tell me what's going on?

1:34:18 > 1:34:21- Jenny.- Mr Moon.

1:34:21 > 1:34:22How are you? Come in, please.

1:34:25 > 1:34:26- Jack Branning. Nice to meet you.- Hi.

1:34:28 > 1:34:31So I take it that's my cue to leave then, yeah?

1:34:33 > 1:34:35Nice meeting you. Speak to you in a bit.

1:34:38 > 1:34:40- You all right?- Yeah.

1:34:42 > 1:34:43Let me show you...

1:34:44 > 1:34:47- See you again soon, yeah? - Thank you. Bye.

1:34:58 > 1:34:59Get you a whisky?

1:34:59 > 1:35:00Take a seat.

1:35:11 > 1:35:14- Sorry if I bored you yesterday. - Ah, you didn't bore me.

1:35:14 > 1:35:17- In fact, you made me feel better about my own life.- Charming(!)

1:35:17 > 1:35:19No, seriously.

1:35:19 > 1:35:21Nice to meet someone with drive and ambition.

1:35:21 > 1:35:23Ah, the long road to success?

1:35:23 > 1:35:26Feel like I've broken down on the M1.

1:35:26 > 1:35:28Well, if your car breaks down, fix it.

1:35:28 > 1:35:30If you can't fix it, hitch-hike.

1:35:32 > 1:35:34Come for a drink with me.

1:35:41 > 1:35:42I-I'm working.

1:35:42 > 1:35:44Tonight?

1:35:49 > 1:35:51I don't normally have to ask twice.

1:35:53 > 1:35:55But first time for everything.

1:36:05 > 1:36:06Guess who?

1:36:06 > 1:36:08- CHRISTIAN LAUGHS - Easy tiger!

1:36:08 > 1:36:10What are you doing here?

1:36:10 > 1:36:11Well, that is charming, innit?

1:36:11 > 1:36:13I'm here to say you have the night off.

1:36:13 > 1:36:17Your rather dashing boyfriend is whisking you away for a little surprise.

1:36:17 > 1:36:19You didn't book those tickets, did you?

1:36:19 > 1:36:22- No, you said you didn't want to go. - I don't!

1:36:22 > 1:36:25Besides which, I'm working tonight.

1:36:26 > 1:36:28I'm Danny. I'm a regular.

1:36:28 > 1:36:31- Good food, eh? - Yeah, well, the service is better.

1:36:31 > 1:36:34Yeah, well not tonight, stud, because you are mine.

1:36:34 > 1:36:37Before you start panicking, I've already arranged cover,

1:36:37 > 1:36:40so you can just chill, OK?

1:36:40 > 1:36:42Happy?

1:36:42 > 1:36:43I bet he is.

1:36:46 > 1:36:48See you, Danny.

1:36:55 > 1:36:57JACK CLEARS HIS THROAT

1:36:57 > 1:36:58No, thanks.

1:37:00 > 1:37:02So, do you want to tell me who that fit blonde was?

1:37:04 > 1:37:07She's just some bird doing a bit of business for me, that's all.

1:37:07 > 1:37:09What, for the gym?

1:37:09 > 1:37:11No.

1:37:22 > 1:37:25Listen, you want to get here. You need to get here now.

1:37:26 > 1:37:29I don't know, just something ain't right.

1:37:30 > 1:37:33- All right, keep 'em closed. - Christian, I'm going to trip over.

1:37:33 > 1:37:35Ready? Ta-da!

1:37:36 > 1:37:40- Hey, what are you doing here? - Oh, nice to see you too, son(!)

1:37:40 > 1:37:43No, I mean... Actually, that is what I mean. What are you doing here?

1:37:43 > 1:37:47Christian thought it would be nice for all of us to spend time together.

1:37:47 > 1:37:49I've got Ludo!

1:37:49 > 1:37:51All right, sit down. Food's in the oven.

1:37:51 > 1:37:52Where's Yas?

1:37:52 > 1:37:55Oh, AJ'S got her and Kamil, we've got the night off.

1:37:55 > 1:37:58Whether he still has them at the end of the night is another matter.

1:37:58 > 1:38:01- That reminds me, I wanted to show you Yasmin's room.- Yes.

1:38:01 > 1:38:04- Syed, take this. - Mum, what are you doing?

1:38:04 > 1:38:07- Syed, now please. - I told you, I don't want it.

1:38:07 > 1:38:09- Syed, just take it!- Mum, no.

1:38:09 > 1:38:10- Nice, isn't it?- Yeah, it's great!

1:38:10 > 1:38:12So what can I do to help?

1:38:12 > 1:38:15- Zee, come and have a look at this. - OK.

1:38:20 > 1:38:23Sy, we have waited a hell of a long time for your parents

1:38:23 > 1:38:26to even feel comfortable enough to be in this house for dinner.

1:38:26 > 1:38:28Yet here they are.

1:38:28 > 1:38:30So, please, make an effort.

1:38:30 > 1:38:33- I'm fine. - Well, tell your face that, eh?

1:38:40 > 1:38:42- What you doing here?- I called her.

1:38:42 > 1:38:45- Why don't you turn around and do one?- OK, I told you.

1:38:45 > 1:38:48- What do you think you're playing at? - Where's Scarlett?- In the office.

1:38:48 > 1:38:51- You've left her in the office?! - Yeah, I left her in the office.

1:38:51 > 1:38:53What's it got to do with you? She's a baby.

1:38:53 > 1:38:55Look, he's here, he's here.

1:38:55 > 1:38:57Coach Roberts? Hello.

1:38:57 > 1:38:59- All right, son?- Yeah great. Legend.

1:38:59 > 1:39:02- Jack Branning, my business partner. - Nice to meet you.

1:39:02 > 1:39:03Nice place you've got.

1:39:03 > 1:39:05Yeah, and these are two of our brightest prospects

1:39:05 > 1:39:07- Ain't they, Jack? - Yeah, they are. Yeah.

1:39:07 > 1:39:12So why don't you do me a favour and jog on. Very good.

1:39:12 > 1:39:13Why don't I give you a guided tour?

1:39:18 > 1:39:21Babe, give it a break, will you? You're giving me an earache.

1:39:21 > 1:39:24Why? Cos I don't want my daughter hanging out with the wrong crowd?

1:39:24 > 1:39:27What do you want me to do? Go over to her and tell her she can't go out?

1:39:27 > 1:39:30Well, yeah, if that's what it takes.

1:39:30 > 1:39:31I want you to do SOMETHING.

1:39:39 > 1:39:41- Abi, say goodnight.- What?

1:39:41 > 1:39:44You're going to have dinner with me and your mum.

1:39:44 > 1:39:46- We're only talking. - Yeah, chill out, man.

1:39:46 > 1:39:48If I want your input, I'll ask for it.

1:39:48 > 1:39:50- I'm not hungry. - It weren't a question.

1:39:50 > 1:39:53- Dad!- Come on.- Get off me! You're embarrassing me.

1:39:53 > 1:39:54Mum, tell him.

1:39:54 > 1:39:55Sorry, darling.

1:39:55 > 1:39:57Come on, sit down.

1:39:57 > 1:40:00Have a bit of respect, will you? For me and your mum.

1:40:00 > 1:40:01Well, they're my friends.

1:40:01 > 1:40:04Yeah, you want to start looking for some new ones, don't you?

1:40:04 > 1:40:07This is so unfair. I didn't do anything.

1:40:07 > 1:40:10"Social outreach programme"? You think I was born yesterday?

1:40:12 > 1:40:14Oh, hello. You look like you've been having fun.

1:40:14 > 1:40:16Oh, don't you start.

1:40:16 > 1:40:19I've spent the best part of the day looking at 50 shades of white.

1:40:19 > 1:40:20Right, I think I owe you a drink.

1:40:20 > 1:40:23Nah, I best get back to Denny. Ian's baby-sitting.

1:40:23 > 1:40:25Have one. It's on the house.

1:40:25 > 1:40:27- No, I shouldn't.- Oh, go on. - But I will.

1:40:27 > 1:40:30Do you want a hand taking this lot upstairs first?

1:40:30 > 1:40:32No, there's more in the motor. I'll get Max to give me a hand.

1:40:32 > 1:40:33Nice of me to offer(!)

1:40:33 > 1:40:36Right, well, I need the little girls' room.

1:40:36 > 1:40:38So G&T, please. Double.

1:40:43 > 1:40:44I know what you're doing.

1:40:44 > 1:40:46Done it before myself.

1:40:46 > 1:40:48Oh, I'm sure it'll look lovely,

1:40:48 > 1:40:50fresh coat of paint and all that, you know.

1:40:50 > 1:40:52But it doesn't hide the fact, does it?

1:40:52 > 1:40:54What fact?

1:40:54 > 1:40:57That you're on your own. Just like me.

1:41:04 > 1:41:07This kid here, this Ethan - he's got a great jab on him.

1:41:07 > 1:41:08And that's what we want to do, you know?

1:41:08 > 1:41:12We want to get a bit of money and bring young talent in...

1:41:12 > 1:41:14so we want to get you on the firm if you'd be interested.

1:41:14 > 1:41:18Yeah, definitely. That's something we can talk about, yeah.

1:41:19 > 1:41:21Very sharp.

1:41:21 > 1:41:22Excuse me.

1:41:23 > 1:41:25What you doing? Oi, what you doing?

1:41:25 > 1:41:28- Seriously, what is your problem? - You are.

1:41:28 > 1:41:30Yeah, I kind of guessed that. Do you mind telling me why?

1:41:30 > 1:41:32Don't take my kid from under my nose, twice in a day.

1:41:32 > 1:41:33Is that what this is about?

1:41:33 > 1:41:36Cos I took Scarlett to the shops? Get a grip!

1:41:36 > 1:41:38Runs in the family, don't it?

1:41:41 > 1:41:42You... Pathetic.

1:41:44 > 1:41:47Don't turn your back on me! Oi! Oi! I'm talking to you.

1:41:47 > 1:41:49- Ssh!- Michael...

1:41:50 > 1:41:52..do you want to calm down?

1:41:55 > 1:41:57SCARLETT CRIES

1:42:00 > 1:42:02Do you know what?

1:42:02 > 1:42:05I am an absolute sucker for a happy ending.

1:42:05 > 1:42:09Ugh. Sentimental tripe. That's what that was.

1:42:09 > 1:42:12What about the bit with the boy playing the drums?

1:42:12 > 1:42:14That was powerful stuff.

1:42:14 > 1:42:16Boy playing the drums? That was not powerful!

1:42:16 > 1:42:19That was drums and boy. Bang, bang.

1:42:19 > 1:42:21Masood...

1:42:21 > 1:42:23have you been crying?

1:42:23 > 1:42:25No, of course I haven't been crying.

1:42:25 > 1:42:26Oh, you're such a girl.

1:42:26 > 1:42:28Just pass the tissues, will you?

1:42:28 > 1:42:30Yes, of course, baby diddums.

1:42:31 > 1:42:33We j'adore that movie, don't we?

1:42:33 > 1:42:35- Yeah.- Well, one OK-ish scene.

1:42:35 > 1:42:36Which one?

1:42:36 > 1:42:39You know, when she goes up to the bedroom and she's all like,

1:42:39 > 1:42:42"Oh, I need to cry. No, I'm not going to cry. Oh, I need to cry.

1:42:42 > 1:42:44"No, no I'm a really strong woman."

1:42:44 > 1:42:45Oh! Cry already!

1:42:45 > 1:42:47- That's our favourite scene. Isn't it, babe?- Yeah.

1:42:47 > 1:42:48OK...

1:42:48 > 1:42:50who's for Ludo?

1:42:50 > 1:42:51- Me!- Yes, me!

1:42:51 > 1:42:54Actually, I'm pretty tired.

1:42:54 > 1:42:55Well, OK then. We don't have to.

1:42:55 > 1:42:57What about another movie?

1:42:57 > 1:43:00- I'll just go to bed.- Actually, Zee, we should be getting home.

1:43:00 > 1:43:02- What?! I'm having fun. - It's getting late.

1:43:02 > 1:43:04It's not getting late, Masood.

1:43:04 > 1:43:07OK, fine. You cry-baby.

1:43:08 > 1:43:10I'll show you out.

1:43:10 > 1:43:12- What is wrong with you?- Nothing.

1:43:12 > 1:43:13Come on, Zee.

1:43:13 > 1:43:16Listen, thanks for coming over, yeah? We had a really good time.

1:43:16 > 1:43:18Thank you for having us. Mwah!

1:43:18 > 1:43:20- Didn't we, Sy?- Yeah.

1:43:23 > 1:43:25- What was all that about? - I don't know.

1:43:25 > 1:43:27Why are we being ushered out?

1:43:27 > 1:43:29- Is it because of what I said about the film?- No.

1:43:29 > 1:43:31That boy can be so sensitive sometimes.

1:43:31 > 1:43:33OK. Thank you for the lovely evening. Goodnight.

1:43:33 > 1:43:35Listen, you tell him, Christian. Sort him out.

1:43:35 > 1:43:37- Goodnight.- Goodnight.

1:43:44 > 1:43:45What?

1:43:45 > 1:43:48I thought you had everything you ever wanted.

1:43:48 > 1:43:51Can't you at least pretend to be happy.

1:43:51 > 1:43:52I am.

1:43:53 > 1:43:55I'm going to bed.

1:44:20 > 1:44:24Make sure you lock up when you're done.

1:44:24 > 1:44:26You sure you're going to be all right with him?

1:44:26 > 1:44:28Yeah, I'll be fine, thanks. Go on, go.

1:44:38 > 1:44:39What do you want?

1:44:41 > 1:44:46Well, believe it or not, Michael, I'm actually worried about you.

1:44:46 > 1:44:48How touching(!)

1:44:49 > 1:44:52OK. All right. Fine. See you later.

1:44:54 > 1:44:55Eight days.

1:44:59 > 1:45:02She left the country eight days ago.

1:45:02 > 1:45:04I don't know where she's gone.

1:45:07 > 1:45:09They found her car at Heathrow.

1:45:12 > 1:45:15She...left these.

1:45:15 > 1:45:16The rings.

1:45:19 > 1:45:22But that's not all she's left, is it?

1:45:24 > 1:45:25Look...

1:45:26 > 1:45:30Me... I understand me.

1:45:31 > 1:45:33You know, I know... I know about me.

1:45:35 > 1:45:39But how can you do that? How can you leave someone like that?

1:45:39 > 1:45:41What kind of person does that?

1:45:46 > 1:45:47Look...

1:45:47 > 1:45:50Michael, listen, I'm...

1:45:50 > 1:45:52I don't know.

1:45:52 > 1:45:54It's OK. You...

1:45:54 > 1:45:58You're not the first person in the world to be a single parent, are you?

1:46:00 > 1:46:02I guess at least you know now.

1:46:03 > 1:46:06You know for certain she's gone and she's not coming back, is she?

1:46:06 > 1:46:07Hm?

1:46:09 > 1:46:10Michael.

1:46:11 > 1:46:14You're not alone with this, OK?

1:46:14 > 1:46:16Oi, you've got me.

1:46:17 > 1:46:21You've got family. You've got people who really want to help you.

1:46:23 > 1:46:26And you...have got Scarlett, Michael.

1:46:31 > 1:46:33Today.

1:46:33 > 1:46:34Today, you...

1:46:36 > 1:46:39You took...my baby away.

1:46:40 > 1:46:42And you didn't... And...

1:46:43 > 1:46:45And then you brought her back.

1:46:45 > 1:46:49I know and I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

1:46:49 > 1:46:52Yeah, you don't understand. I didn't care.

1:46:55 > 1:46:56I was relieved.

1:46:58 > 1:47:00I was relieved that she'd gone.

1:47:02 > 1:47:04And I was DISAPPOINTED...

1:47:06 > 1:47:09..when you brought her back.

1:47:09 > 1:47:12Ooh! That's hardcore. I'm a monster.

1:47:19 > 1:47:21Michael.

1:47:21 > 1:47:25Michael, you get up NOW and you hold her. Get up.

1:47:25 > 1:47:27Get up.

1:47:27 > 1:47:29Michael.

1:47:29 > 1:47:30Get up.

1:47:57 > 1:47:58- What?- Take her.

1:47:58 > 1:48:00- SCARLETT CRIES - Michael?- Just take her.- Michael!

1:48:00 > 1:48:02Michael, what are you doing?

1:48:02 > 1:48:05Michael? Michael!

1:48:05 > 1:48:06CRYING CONTINUES

1:48:06 > 1:48:07Michael!

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