28/09/2013

0:00:33 > 0:00:36Morning, my love. Morning.

0:00:37 > 0:00:38I should find out today.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42So if you get lucky and you ARE a match, then...?

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Then, we ALL get lucky.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50What?

0:00:50 > 0:00:53"What?" he says. Alice staggered in gone midnight

0:00:53 > 0:00:57and then spent the rest of the night throwing up in the bog. Oh.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Is that all you can say?

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Is she all right?

0:01:01 > 0:01:03A gent would go round and see how she is.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05I've just started work.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07You're a little love, ain't you?

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Are you serious? Mm-hm.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13You could've said your dad was that ill.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Yeah, well, I was looking after YOU, weren't I?

0:01:16 > 0:01:17This is a bit different, Dex.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Look, relax, I've got it covered.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22I've been tested, and it might just be I can help.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27I don't play around. Someone needs me, I'm on it.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29And your mum agreed?

0:01:30 > 0:01:33I haven't actually told her yet, so keep that one zipped, yeah?

0:01:34 > 0:01:36You can't not say anything.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38I will! Just closer to the time.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Oh, yeah, because that's going to go really well(!)

0:01:41 > 0:01:43"Hi, Mum, you see this big hole in my body?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45"Well, guess what?" Yeah, top plan, Dexter.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Look, she'll just be happy enough Sam's not ill any more.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51So you would actually go through with this operation?

0:01:51 > 0:01:53I ain't gone this far not to.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54He's lucky to have you.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Only if I'm a match.

0:01:57 > 0:01:58Even if you're not.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02Dexter Hartman. The man to go to for a kidney.

0:02:04 > 0:02:09No, you can surprise me if you want. ..No, really, Jack.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12I want to see you cook dinner, I really do.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Yes, you can wear an apron if you like.

0:02:15 > 0:02:16SHE GIGGLES

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Listen, I've got to go. I'll see you later.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21SHARON CLEARS HER THROAT Yeah, OK, me too. Bye.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26This is not what I do.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Well, someone's got to do it.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31We've got cleaners for this sort of thing. Yeah, who are off sick today.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35YOU do it. I'm presuming you're free after your little phone call.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37No, I'm busy. Yeah? Planning dinner?

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Actually, I've got loads of receipts to sort out for the accountant.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Yeah, well, I can do it.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44I was doing it before you came back, and I can do it now.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46What is your problem? I know what I'm doing.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47I used to run this place.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49And being part-owner I'm telling you I'LL do it.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Really? Do you want to go down that route?

0:02:51 > 0:02:55I have got 41%, thanks to Phil.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57That's twice as much as you've got,

0:02:57 > 0:02:59which puts me at the top of the tree.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02I've to go to the school to talk about Denny. He's a star pupil -

0:03:02 > 0:03:04and that's because I'm there for him.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07My value to him, and this club, is immeasurable.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10So don't ever try to undermine me again, please.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13It was just a phone call, Sharon.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Hi, er, I'm Kirsty - Jack's sister-in-law.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Oh, hello. Hi. I'm just wondering if you've got any work?

0:03:30 > 0:03:32A few hours here and there?

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Oh, no, sorry, we're covered.

0:03:34 > 0:03:35Yeah, but I'll do anything. Literally.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38We've already got someone who does that.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Fair enough. But if anything does come up...

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Yeah. No, definitely, definitely. I'll let you know.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45See ya. See ya.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49So this is how it's going to be, is it?

0:03:49 > 0:03:52You weren't around. Jack was fair game.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Alice?

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Hello?

0:04:04 > 0:04:05You under there?

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Earth calling Alice.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11SHE GROANS I think we've established signs of life!

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Not helping.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Hello, Alice, how are you?

0:04:16 > 0:04:17Have a guess.

0:04:17 > 0:04:23OK. I'm not a doctor, but I think you've probably seen better days.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Yeah. Thanks.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28But worry not, sock puppets to the rescue!

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Seriously, Tam, please. Another time.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33OK.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Here, girlie, take these.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Thank you.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43What are you doing?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46I was just trying to take her mind off it, so...

0:04:46 > 0:04:48What, with a pair of socks?

0:04:48 > 0:04:52Yeah. Yeah. You should take them off, really, shouldn't you?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Go on. Yeah. Yeah.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58There you go.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Dex, you got a second?

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Yeah, come on.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Your mum. She's...scared.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32Yeah, well, you're lucky you've got me as your back-up, then.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Dex, she's scared that she won't be a match.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Then she's scared that she WILL be.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39She's also scared that I won't get what I need,

0:05:39 > 0:05:42but above all she's scared that you might try and help me.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45That's four kinds of scared right there.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49Did you tell her that I got tested? You can let that go, Dex.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51I'm not taking your kidney from you.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Yeah, well, you know what? That's not your call.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56I'll take my chances - something will come up.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59I've got around a year. A lot can happen in that time.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Why can't you just admit you could be looking at your best chance?

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Even if I am, I won't accept.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09What? If you're a match, I'll turn you down.

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Are you crazy?

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Oi. Sam, come...

0:06:21 > 0:06:25What? Were you going to tell me? Look, can you just leave it?

0:06:25 > 0:06:29It's all sorted now, and besides, I'm on top of it, all right?

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Do you want to die? I'm not going to die! You ain't going to have much of a life with one kidney!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35How do YOU know? Are you a kidney expert now?

0:06:35 > 0:06:37I've read books. You've read nothing.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39It's not as though you owe the bloke.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Jay, why are you even being like that? Why?

0:06:42 > 0:06:46I'm trying to save someone's life and all you can do is stand there being negative.

0:06:46 > 0:06:47Can you just be happy for me?

0:06:53 > 0:06:55HE WHISTLES

0:06:55 > 0:06:57You all right? Finished already?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Yeah, certainly have. You ain't going to recognise that kitchen.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Nice one. Listen, you know, working here,

0:07:03 > 0:07:06it's not doing your head in or anything, is it? No, it's fine.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Oh, OK. Right. I get it.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10You're scared I'm going to drink all your booze.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12No, no, darling, no. I didn't say that.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Cos I'm here to work, Alfie.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17And you're doing a great job. I just wanted to make sure you're all right.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Well, I am fine. I promise.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Good. See you later, sweetheart. See ya.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27You know, I'm not really that happy about her,

0:07:27 > 0:07:29not after what her dad did to Phil.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33Whoa, it's got nothing to do with her. She's trying to get by. PHONE BEEPS

0:07:35 > 0:07:38It's Phil. Got no food.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40That's a good sign. Means he's getting better, don't it,

0:07:40 > 0:07:43getting hungry? And he can use his fingers to text now, can't he?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Yeah, he's got it all going on, ain't he?

0:07:45 > 0:07:48I'll see you soon.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Hold on, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're going over there NOW?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53I need to get some shopping for him first.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Right...

0:07:55 > 0:07:56What?

0:07:56 > 0:07:59No, nothing. Alfie...

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Is SHE going to be there?

0:08:01 > 0:08:04No! The text's from him, not HER.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08I'm sorry, don't know what I'm thinking. I'm being stupid.

0:08:08 > 0:08:13Alfie... Look, I won't be long, I promise, all right? Don't worry.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm just being stupid, that's all.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Someone's got to feed Phil, that's all.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20You be careful you don't poison him. Oi!

0:08:20 > 0:08:24Give him my love, won't you? I will. All right. See you soon.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Maybe you should've washed them first, man.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Wouldn't have made a difference.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37First time I tried the sock trick, my wife left me.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41Mate, Alice is not Afia, OK?

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Yeah, but Alice isn't Alice right now either.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47She turned up last night looking like a cross between Barbarella

0:08:47 > 0:08:49and Dr Frank-N-Furter.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Who and who?

0:08:51 > 0:08:53I'll send you a link.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56OK, good times. Well, I don't know what you're worried about, bro.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59OK, the way I see it is this girl is embracing her sexual side,

0:08:59 > 0:09:03and what you need to do is embrace her while she is embracing herself.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Well, yeah, but I can't really go over,

0:09:07 > 0:09:10now I've made her feel worse, can I?

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Did Sir Bradley Wiggins give up on that bike-cycle thing?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Did he, huh? What? No. No, he didn't.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17He took it all the way.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19He didn't care whether he crashed or he fell.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21This is not remotely relevant.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24I'm saying, get back on your bike, bro, all right?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Spin round there and let her know.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Tell her, "I'm your man, you're my woman and I'm here to embrace you."

0:09:29 > 0:09:31I don't know how to ride a bike.

0:09:33 > 0:09:38Tam, women need to know that they are loved, OK?

0:09:38 > 0:09:41It's a small thing, but it goes a long way.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Like a bike.

0:09:48 > 0:09:49OK.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Well, is it true?

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Flipping heck, some secret I've got. Everyone knows it.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58Yeah, well, I just bumped into Jay.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Now you're going to tell me I'm stupid. Go on. No.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Whatever, Lola. Dex, I'm your mate, all right?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05If you need advice, I'll give it to you,

0:10:05 > 0:10:08but if you've made your mind up, then I'll just have to respect it.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10So why did you come looking for me?

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Cos if you're like me, you're going to need someone's hand to hold.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15If it happens, I'll sail through it.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17You won't even notice I'm a kidney down.

0:10:17 > 0:10:18All right. I tell you what.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21You tell me where and when, and I'll be at that hospital for you.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25Look, Dex, this is a big op - you know that, right?

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Ahh. So why didn't Auntie Peggy stop by the Vic?

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Flying visit, apparently.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Here you go.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Ronnie wrote it all out for you.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41What, she's not here?

0:10:41 > 0:10:42She had to go to the accountant.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46But I thought the text was a secret message to meet her.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47She used my phone, in case of Alfie.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Right, OK.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Ain't you going to ask me how I am?

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Sorry, yes. How are you? Hungry.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Yeah, OK, thanks, but just let me know if anything comes up, yeah?

0:11:02 > 0:11:03Come on, Kirst.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07How much do you need? I told you, I'm sorted.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Yeah. Don't need my help, do you?

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Look, what's wrong with lending you a few quid?

0:11:12 > 0:11:14The interest payments.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17That will have your husband trembling with desire, that will.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20There won't be any interest payments - you're my friend.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Oi! If she don't want that dress, I'LL have it.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27My fella'll go crazy for me in this.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30So will yours too, once he spots me in it.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33I'll take it. That's 20 quid please, darling.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37Here you go. Thanks.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39I haven't sold one of them all month.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42You want to sell more? I'll help you. I'm good, thanks.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Yeah, well, Bianca's away. Yeah, but she'll be back soon enough.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49Yeah, but you're on your tod. It must be tiring. What is this, a job interview?

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Give me one day on the stall. If it goes well, we'll talk money.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Kirsty, you've already got a job. But I really need another one.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Look, I dunno. Come on, it's not just for me, it's Max's kids as well.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Listen, I'll even fetch your coffees for you.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06What, you think I drink coffee all day?

0:12:06 > 0:12:07Well, you do now.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Please, Kat, I really need it.

0:12:11 > 0:12:16Yeah, all right. Better change your shoes, though, cos your trotters take a right old battering.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22So, you being looked after? Yeah. Ronnie's taking care of that.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Seems like Ronnie's taking care of everything.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28Wanted me to clean the toilets earlier. HE LAUGHS

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Here, it ain't funny. The power's gone to her head.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33She's just trying to stay on top of things.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36You'd better tell her not to push her luck. If you want my advice,

0:12:36 > 0:12:40don't go to war with her. And you're going to stop me? How, exactly?

0:12:40 > 0:12:44If you don't like the way things are, you can always sell your share of the club.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Walk away with a few quid and start being a proper mum to that kid of yours.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50I'm a great mum, thank you. Well, when do you get to see Denny, eh?

0:12:50 > 0:12:53He's at school all day, and you're running a nightclub in the evening.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55I'm only thinking what's best for you.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58It doesn't matter how tired I get, I still find time for him.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00And we both know what you do when you're up against it.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02I'm off the pills, Phil - you know that.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Don't put yourself in a place where that could change.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08I tell you what, stop spouting nonsense, and tell Ronnie

0:13:08 > 0:13:10if she wants a war, she's got one.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12I'll tell Ronnie that she's in charge.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14And that that ain't going to change.

0:13:17 > 0:13:21They're all wrinkly already. Look at 'em, Abs.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23I told them I needed to wear gloves.

0:13:23 > 0:13:24Told who?

0:13:24 > 0:13:28Er, Alfie and Roxy. I've started cleaning for them now.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31You're around all that alcohol? Yes, and grease and filth,

0:13:31 > 0:13:33which makes you want to get out of there as soon as you can.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36But it's a pub, Lauren. Yeah, it's a smelly one, Abi.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38DOORBELL I'll get it. Yeah, you will.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Hey, you all right, Abs? What's this?

0:13:43 > 0:13:45It's dinner for a week.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47It's all microwave, but it ain't harmed ME,

0:13:47 > 0:13:50so I'm sure you'll be all right. You don't need to do that.

0:13:50 > 0:13:51No, I know, Lauren, but I want to.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52Well, I won't say no.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Yeah, well, thank you.

0:13:54 > 0:13:58DOORBELL You two are popular!

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Lauren... Mmm? I really want to do my bit.

0:14:01 > 0:14:05To help. Yeah, well, thanks again. Anything you need, just let me know.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Yeah, I will do.

0:14:07 > 0:14:11Listen, I'm not working tonight, if you fancy doing something, actually,

0:14:11 > 0:14:13if you want a bit of company.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23I was going to tell you, but I didn't know if Dexter wanted me to or not.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Come in here.

0:14:28 > 0:14:29Jay, he'll be all right.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32What do YOU know? You're not a doctor. Anything could happen.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34He just wants to help his dad.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Listen, go on the internet and find me some horror kidney stories.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39And we'll show him what can go wrong.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40No, I am not going to do that.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Just one report.

0:14:42 > 0:14:43Look, why are you so against this?

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Because. That is not an answer.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Because...that's what friends do. They step in and help each other.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53He's made his decision.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56He owes Phil money. How's he going to pay him back if he's in hospital?

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Phil will just have to wait. Oh, yeah, like that's going to happen.

0:14:58 > 0:15:02He might not even be a match, all right? The chances are slim.

0:15:02 > 0:15:03All I'm saying is, right,

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Dex ain't thinking clearly at the moment, so we need to do it for him.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16PHONE RINGTONE

0:15:27 > 0:15:31Hello? ..Yes, yes, Ava Hartman.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Uh-huh.

0:15:35 > 0:15:36Oh.

0:15:38 > 0:15:39OK.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42Mm-hm.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Thank you. Bye.

0:15:54 > 0:15:59What's this, rude girl? Oh, that? It's a present from Lexi's great... Great...?

0:15:59 > 0:16:02Phil's mum, Peggy. That's nice.

0:16:02 > 0:16:06Guess what, I've been doing some reading and... You've been doing reading?!

0:16:06 > 0:16:10Oi, shut up! Listen to this, there's a chance I could get some compensation off this, you know.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13What, in case the op goes wrong?

0:16:13 > 0:16:17No. In case, like, I have to take time off work, innit?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19How much time off work? Look, who cares?

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Look, if I had a cape on right now, they'd call me Superdex.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25I'm paying debts, I'm saving lives, I'm on this Mother Teresa stuff.

0:16:26 > 0:16:30So I thought we could go for lunch. My treat.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Please don't mention food.

0:16:35 > 0:16:39OK, well, I'll eat, and then you can...just sit and...

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Watch?

0:16:42 > 0:16:43Yeah.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46No. We'll sit and talk.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48You know, we'll chew the breeze.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51Fat. You shoot the breeze.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Yeah, I know. I just...I like mixing it up.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58So I'll be in the caff.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01Right, let's go. Go?

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Yeah. We're doing stuff.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07I want to do stuff. Come and do stuff WITH us.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Really? Bring your socks. Yeah...

0:17:11 > 0:17:14What about tomorrow? What ABOUT tomorrow?

0:17:14 > 0:17:18I'm talking to Alice. And I'm saving you from a potentially humiliating conversation.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Yeah. See you later.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Now, a very interesting thing just happened there.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Because you could have said something but you chose not to.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51So that proves that Michael is right, doesn't it?

0:17:51 > 0:17:55I don't know. Does it? Yeah, it does.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Alice, there's a whole world out there,

0:17:57 > 0:17:59and they want to come between us.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02But I won't let them come between us.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04(It's just you and me.)

0:18:09 > 0:18:10KNOCK AT DOOR

0:18:12 > 0:18:15I'm so sorry. It's OK.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17I really thought I'd be a match.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20It was a slim chance.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22It wasn't meant to be, that's all.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25I don't know where we go from here.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Sorry. Have I come at the wrong time?

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Yeah, you are a bit early.

0:18:33 > 0:18:34Right, well, I'm here now.

0:18:37 > 0:18:43Er, I'll...go and do some shopping, make us a big dinner.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Celebration?

0:18:50 > 0:18:53See ya. ..Come in.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Right.

0:18:56 > 0:19:00Well, I presume we can talk in a civil manner. Yes, of course.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03Unfortunately for Denny, the other school can't fit him in,

0:19:03 > 0:19:06but he's on the waiting list. Right. I'll just go and get his report.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Oh. You don't have it?

0:19:08 > 0:19:11You are the one that's early, OK?

0:19:15 > 0:19:17I thought you wanted to see me, I thought that's why you texted me.

0:19:17 > 0:19:21No, I was just looking out for Phil. Though, obviously I want to see you.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24You caught me on the hop, Ron. I went racing over there.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26What are you saying? That I can't even text you?

0:19:26 > 0:19:29No, no, no, no. Well, what, then?

0:19:29 > 0:19:32I just really thought I was going to see you at Phil's.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35Well, that's a good thing, isn't it? No, it's not a good thing.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37I was too excited to see you.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41I can't do this any more. Me neither.

0:19:41 > 0:19:46You know, I walked past R&R three times before I could slide in undetected.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49It's like I'm in a spy movie all of a sudden.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Ron, I miss you so much.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55I miss you too.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59The Square is the one place I shouldn't be.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01I only came back here for you.

0:20:03 > 0:20:04What do we do?

0:20:04 > 0:20:08I don't know. But I've done my time, haven't I?

0:20:08 > 0:20:10I've BEEN punished.

0:20:12 > 0:20:16Right. He plays with his phone a lot.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18It shouldn't even be in school.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21And some of the work in his workbook looks like it's been copied from someone else's.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24No, that's rubbish. People would have copied Denny's work.

0:20:24 > 0:20:28Well, Denny's work was late in. What is this? A witch hunt?

0:20:28 > 0:20:31No. I'm also worried... Yeah, I'M worried now.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34You can't go throwing accusations around.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36I'm worried that Dennis is not a positive influence

0:20:36 > 0:20:38on the rest of the class.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40I'm sorry?

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Look, I'm sorry. I'm not having a very good day.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Can we do this at another point? There's no need.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Because this - this is rubbish.

0:20:48 > 0:20:52You get a child with a bit of spirit, a bit of character, and what do you do?

0:20:52 > 0:20:55You crush him. I don't think... You have no idea how to bring out the best in my Denny,

0:20:55 > 0:20:57and now you're blaming HIM for that.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00Now, he only plays with his phone because I text him

0:21:00 > 0:21:02to make sure he's having a good day.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04His homework is in on time because I do it with him

0:21:04 > 0:21:06and I make sure it's done.

0:21:07 > 0:21:11Oh, and as for not having a positive influence,

0:21:11 > 0:21:13look in the mirror.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Go on, your wife will love you for ever.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Here, I'll try it on. I'll show you.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29Here, what do you think about that? There you go.

0:21:29 > 0:21:33Snug fit, innit? It's cut on the bias.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36I don't want to take it off now. Interested?

0:21:36 > 0:21:38I'll take her - I mean, it.

0:21:38 > 0:21:4125 quid, please. Cheers, darling.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Here you go. Hurry back, yeah?

0:21:43 > 0:21:47I will. See you later. See ya.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50Blokes, eh? I know. They're all the same.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53A smile and a flash of cleavage, and their brains turn to slush.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55I love em', I do, but they fall for it every time!

0:21:55 > 0:21:59Yeah, because we want them to. Then they end up just annoying me.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Have you ever added up how many have disappointed you or let you down?

0:22:02 > 0:22:04I can't. I have.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Really? Yeah, but I had a calculator.

0:22:09 > 0:22:13I think Michael's hypnotised her. He's, like, brainwashed her.

0:22:13 > 0:22:17It's like a sect, but with two people.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19You want my advice?

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Does it involve bikes?

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Just keep pedalling, man. What is it with you and bikes?

0:22:24 > 0:22:25OK, then, strip it all back.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29Take it to where it's all at - the heart, man.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32That's where you're going to find her. The heart?

0:22:32 > 0:22:34You've just got to point the way.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Fats, I literally don't know what you're talking about.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Come on, man.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43HE LAUGHS

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Mum?

0:22:47 > 0:22:48I tried.

0:22:49 > 0:22:50Mum...

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Mum...

0:22:54 > 0:22:56I dunno what we do now.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58So, what? What's the odds? What did they say?

0:23:01 > 0:23:04Look, Mum, listen... No. I didn't say anything yet.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07You don't have to. You're not putting yourself forward.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10You're not the only one who wants to help. I am not having you anywhere near this.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12How do you know I ain't done it already? What?

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Look, Mum, I can't just sit here and do nothing.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Dexter, what have you done?

0:23:16 > 0:23:20I had a test as well. No. No. No, no, please don't do this to me.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Look, Mum, relax, I haven't heard anything yet, but I'm ready, Mum.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25I am.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Please, please let me pop it. No.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Please, brother, go on, let me pop it.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34It's the path to her heart, OK? It's symbolic.

0:23:34 > 0:23:35But it's really not, brother.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Alice, uh...

0:23:37 > 0:23:43The balloon stall amazingly had a sale on today, and...

0:23:43 > 0:23:46I know I'm rubbish at all this, and I'm just...

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Come on.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Alice.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02You can just tell them to ignore the results,

0:24:02 > 0:24:05tell them we don't even want to hear it.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07I ain't doing that, Mum. You absolutely will.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08Mum, I'm an adult, yeah?

0:24:08 > 0:24:11You think you can just make all these decisions for me,

0:24:11 > 0:24:13you have no power over me.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15I'm your mum. I love you, OK?

0:24:15 > 0:24:17And I care about you.

0:24:17 > 0:24:22Yeah, and I'm making us a family - the family that we should've been. Please, Dexter, don't do this.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Look, can't you see it?

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Can't you see what we could all have?

0:24:26 > 0:24:30I mean, you must have, if you put yourself forward for the testing. You want a positive result, Mum.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32And I can give that to you. I can give it to you.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34D'you know what I want?

0:24:34 > 0:24:37I want YOU, OK?

0:24:37 > 0:24:39I am not prepared to lose two people. Mum, I'm not going to die.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42Yeah, I know, because this ends right here and now.

0:24:42 > 0:24:46You think I'm just going to sit back and let you risk everything?

0:24:46 > 0:24:50But I was about to. I was about to sit back and watch YOU go, Mum.

0:24:50 > 0:24:54You think I weren't scared? Frightened to lose you?

0:24:54 > 0:24:57I didn't even do this test for Sam, Mum, I did it for you.

0:24:57 > 0:24:58To save YOU.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03See, now that just makes me love you more.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Baby, you are too precious to lose.

0:25:09 > 0:25:10So what about Sam?

0:25:13 > 0:25:16We'll just have to tell him that the test came back negative.

0:25:16 > 0:25:21Mum! I know. I'm sorry. I know what it sounds like, but...

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Just do this one thing for me, OK?

0:25:26 > 0:25:28I could've been a hero.

0:25:28 > 0:25:32You ARE a hero. You're MY hero.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Yeah.

0:25:37 > 0:25:42Yeah, I, uh... I got carried away, Mum.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45I thought it'd be so easy. But you're right.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47What's the chances anyway?

0:25:47 > 0:25:51Thank you.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58HORROR FILM PLAYS ON TV

0:26:01 > 0:26:04Fats said it was a classic. What do YOU think?

0:26:06 > 0:26:08What, about the film?

0:26:08 > 0:26:10About anything, really.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15I might go upstairs.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Yeah? Hm.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Have a bath, read a book,

0:26:21 > 0:26:23get an early night.

0:26:30 > 0:26:35There's...there's not a lot of jokes, is there?

0:26:35 > 0:26:38SQUELCH, SCREAMING

0:26:40 > 0:26:45You know that stuff you were saying earlier? I get it now.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Someone listens to me for the first time. My man.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51I'm going to phone the hospital, and I'm going to tell 'em that is long.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Yeah, do it, mate. Sam'll be happy.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57Guess he will be - in a strange enough way.

0:26:57 > 0:26:58PHONE RINGS

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Hello?

0:27:02 > 0:27:05I was just about to ring you lot, you know.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Wait. Say that again?

0:27:07 > 0:27:09What's the matter?

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Sorry?

0:27:11 > 0:27:13Dex?

0:27:13 > 0:27:15I'm a match, Jay.

0:27:17 > 0:27:22I got a reply! Someone likes my profile.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24Oh, she's nice. Did you join a dating site?

0:27:24 > 0:27:27Hundreds of them. Tam, look.

0:27:29 > 0:27:32Hey, Tam. Yeah, it's a woman.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34I'm only trying to catch up with you guys.

0:27:34 > 0:27:38You've got Carol, you've got Alice, I'm like the lonely, yet handsome, gooseberry, aren't I,

0:27:38 > 0:27:40you naughty little non-smoker?

0:27:40 > 0:27:44Well, if you do find someone, just don't give them a balloon.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50Look, it's not easy, Mum, saying nothing.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52Do you think I don't know that?

0:27:52 > 0:27:55Especially when I can help him.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57What?

0:27:57 > 0:27:59You heard?

0:27:59 > 0:28:01I'm a match, for all the good it does.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07It changes nothing, though, yeah. Mum, man...

0:28:07 > 0:28:09You know it can't. All right?

0:28:09 > 0:28:12Do I? Dexter, this is the right thing.

0:28:12 > 0:28:13I can't lose both of you.

0:28:13 > 0:28:16You know we've got to live with this now, innit?

0:28:16 > 0:28:18We will. Somehow.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29What are you doing? He didn't bother.

0:28:29 > 0:28:31What? Tamwar. He didn't call you.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33You're going through my phone.

0:28:33 > 0:28:34You left it lying around.

0:28:34 > 0:28:36You can't do that.

0:28:36 > 0:28:38What are you getting angry for? I'm looking out for you.

0:28:38 > 0:28:40I didn't want him upsetting you.

0:28:41 > 0:28:44OK, well, I'd just really rather you didn't.

0:28:44 > 0:28:45OK, I won't.

0:28:47 > 0:28:49Sorry, that was wrong.

0:28:50 > 0:28:54OK. But it was necessary. Do you see?

0:28:54 > 0:28:58See, you've got good on one hand and bad on the other.

0:28:58 > 0:29:01Kind of balances itself out.

0:29:03 > 0:29:05OK. OK.

0:29:05 > 0:29:09Morning, Butcher HQ. Over. Morning, Beale One. Over.

0:29:09 > 0:29:12Beale One to Butcher HQ. I miss you. Over.

0:29:12 > 0:29:14Aw... Over.

0:29:14 > 0:29:17Big Bear approaching. Hang five. Over.

0:29:18 > 0:29:20All right, come on, you. Time to get to school.

0:29:20 > 0:29:22I'll be glad when you can get there on your own.

0:29:22 > 0:29:24Which you might have to do, when I go on this catering course.

0:29:24 > 0:29:27'Hello?' Do you hear a voice?

0:29:27 > 0:29:29A voice? Yeah.

0:29:32 > 0:29:34I must be working too hard. Come on, let's get to school.

0:29:49 > 0:29:52So, he said no to you then? Yeah.

0:29:52 > 0:29:54That's good. Good?

0:29:54 > 0:29:57I think I got Sam wrong.

0:29:57 > 0:30:00Dexter? Yes?

0:30:00 > 0:30:03You need to talk to him again. Steady.

0:30:03 > 0:30:06Look, I don't understand, yesterday, you said you wanted to help and...

0:30:06 > 0:30:08Yesterday was yesterday, innit?

0:30:08 > 0:30:11Why don't you keep out of it, cos you told me he needs to make up his own mind up.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13Yeah, but that is... He's... Guys!

0:30:13 > 0:30:15What's changed?

0:30:15 > 0:30:18I ain't actually told him. So he doesn't know?

0:30:18 > 0:30:19Nice one.

0:30:19 > 0:30:21How can you say that?

0:30:21 > 0:30:23Because I care about my mate.

0:30:23 > 0:30:25Are you sure about this? Well, I promised my mum.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27So that's how it's got to stay.

0:30:27 > 0:30:32She was scared. Like proper scared. For me, I mean.

0:30:32 > 0:30:33And I know... I know it sounds cruel,

0:30:33 > 0:30:37but it's like she's weighed up all the options and this is the way it's got to be now. Your mum's right.

0:30:37 > 0:30:40You reckon? Yeah.

0:30:40 > 0:30:43I was against it and I'm only your mate. Imagine what she'd think.

0:30:43 > 0:30:44Jay, can I take a couple of hours off?

0:30:44 > 0:30:47I don't feel like working right now. Yeah, go on, mate.

0:30:47 > 0:30:50So much for being a superhero.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52I mean, Super Dex? Who's that?

0:30:59 > 0:31:03You look as if you've got half of Savile Row there.

0:31:03 > 0:31:05It's all for a good cause.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07This is Michael's dry cleaning.

0:31:07 > 0:31:11Alice, have you got a minute?

0:31:11 > 0:31:14Yeah. I'm so sorry, I've forgotten my purse.

0:31:14 > 0:31:17I've heard every excuse under the sun now. I've got some change.

0:31:22 > 0:31:24Well, never mind. Oh, sorry.

0:31:24 > 0:31:27I got a bun at the cafe, so...

0:31:27 > 0:31:29Anyway... Now I've got you on your own...

0:31:29 > 0:31:30PHONE RINGS

0:31:30 > 0:31:32Well, sort of. So sorry. One sec.

0:31:32 > 0:31:35It's Michael. Hello.

0:31:36 > 0:31:38Just taking your suits in.

0:31:39 > 0:31:40I just saw them lying there.

0:31:40 > 0:31:44Tell him they'll be ready tomorrow.

0:31:44 > 0:31:47Thank you. I just want to help.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50OK, bye.

0:31:50 > 0:31:52Sorry, Tam...

0:31:52 > 0:31:55No, no, no, that is not acceptable.

0:31:55 > 0:31:56So, why don't you go back,

0:31:56 > 0:32:00think about your offer, before you embarrass yourself again?

0:32:00 > 0:32:01Goodbye.

0:32:04 > 0:32:06Why are you staring at me?

0:32:06 > 0:32:08I'm failing to locate my daughter.

0:32:08 > 0:32:11Oh, my God, where is she?

0:32:11 > 0:32:12Billy's got her for a bit.

0:32:12 > 0:32:15I did try Alice, but apparently she's tied up.

0:32:15 > 0:32:18Yeah, that would be my fault. No, really?

0:32:18 > 0:32:21Yeah. She likes doing things for me.

0:32:21 > 0:32:26You are aware that that is borderline grooming, Michael?

0:32:26 > 0:32:27It works better than a marriage.

0:32:27 > 0:32:30Sometimes I want a woman's touch, but I don't want to touch a woman,

0:32:30 > 0:32:32know what I mean?

0:32:34 > 0:32:38Tamwar, what happened? We were talking and then we weren't talking.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40You ignored me.

0:32:40 > 0:32:43I was on the phone. Yeah, to the great Michael.

0:32:43 > 0:32:44What's that supposed to mean?

0:32:44 > 0:32:47He burst my balloon.

0:32:47 > 0:32:49Is that all you can say?

0:32:49 > 0:32:51Should I buy another one? Tamwar...

0:32:51 > 0:32:54What do you want me to buy? Or say? Or do?

0:32:54 > 0:32:56Or think? Whatever. Just tell me.

0:32:58 > 0:33:02You're going to have to work that one out yourself. Because I don't know either. Sorry.

0:33:02 > 0:33:07Ah! Damn it. Sorry, hot tea coming through.

0:33:07 > 0:33:09Yeah, I am free on Thursday.

0:33:09 > 0:33:11What, just the two of us?

0:33:11 > 0:33:13But I thought you were up to your neck with kids?

0:33:13 > 0:33:16Yeah, I think so.

0:33:16 > 0:33:19That tea is a health hazard.

0:33:19 > 0:33:21Come on, bro, be serious.

0:33:21 > 0:33:23I'm being serious. Someone could slip on it. So clear it up.

0:33:23 > 0:33:26Yeah, but there's already been rain, OK? There's like 12 puddles already.

0:33:26 > 0:33:28Yeah, exactly, I don't need any more.

0:33:28 > 0:33:32Yo. Listen, brother, don't take it out on me, man. I'm just doing my job.

0:33:32 > 0:33:34Clear up the tea. Tam?

0:33:34 > 0:33:37I'm working. Yeah, yeah, working on being a fool.

0:33:37 > 0:33:39Well, that's just slander. So no pitch for you. Tamwar...

0:33:39 > 0:33:42What? Two things.

0:33:42 > 0:33:46Don't use that tone with me and secondly, it's just spilt tea. Thank you, Mr Mas.

0:33:49 > 0:33:51It's not about the tea, is it?

0:33:52 > 0:33:54I think we all know that.

0:34:01 > 0:34:03Where's Michael?

0:34:03 > 0:34:07Oh, well, he got a phone call, said he had to dash.

0:34:07 > 0:34:09So much for lunch then.

0:34:09 > 0:34:12Yeah, well, that's what happens when you enter the world of Michael.

0:34:12 > 0:34:15One minute he's here and the next he's not.

0:34:15 > 0:34:19It's kind of like magic. But just really bad magic.

0:34:19 > 0:34:20You would say that.

0:34:22 > 0:34:24Seriously. Where is he?

0:34:26 > 0:34:28I'd get out if I were you, Alice.

0:34:29 > 0:34:32Before it all just gets too dark.

0:34:34 > 0:34:38It's very simple. Girls are girls.

0:34:39 > 0:34:42Is that it? Girls are girls. Well, they are.

0:34:42 > 0:34:47Dad, I've not liked anyone properly since...

0:34:47 > 0:34:48Afia...

0:34:48 > 0:34:54Yeah, and that's Afia who left on a moped with my torn up heart

0:34:54 > 0:34:57in her top box. Yeah, well, that's a bit dramatic.

0:34:57 > 0:35:00She was my wife, OK?

0:35:00 > 0:35:03And she said, "Don't wait around looking out the window,

0:35:03 > 0:35:05"waiting for me to come back."

0:35:05 > 0:35:07Yeah, well, that's good advice. Yeah.

0:35:07 > 0:35:10So after about a year of doing precisely that, I thought,

0:35:10 > 0:35:15"No, I'm going to sort myself out, get back out there onto the scene."

0:35:15 > 0:35:17But? But?

0:35:17 > 0:35:20I can see a big but coming. Well, I don't think Alice is that keen.

0:35:20 > 0:35:23Has she said that? No. Not outright.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26You're still in there then. I don't know.

0:35:26 > 0:35:28I don't know whether I'm in or out or...

0:35:28 > 0:35:30# Shake it all about. #

0:35:30 > 0:35:31It's not helping.

0:35:31 > 0:35:35OK. Has she said anything?

0:35:35 > 0:35:39Not really. OK, then when she does, you do the opposite.

0:35:39 > 0:35:40Why would I do that?

0:35:40 > 0:35:43Because, when it comes to women, they say one thing and mean another.

0:35:47 > 0:35:51Oi, Sam, what you doing in here?

0:35:51 > 0:35:52Kitchen.

0:35:52 > 0:35:54You making lunch in there or something.

0:35:54 > 0:35:56You got me, I'm the new chef.

0:35:57 > 0:36:00Alfie's asked me to sort out a few things.

0:36:00 > 0:36:03Plus your mum's at home and she's kind of treating me

0:36:03 > 0:36:05like I've got minutes to live.

0:36:05 > 0:36:07Which is nice, but...

0:36:07 > 0:36:08Yeah, I know. I know my mum.

0:36:10 > 0:36:11Do you want me to help you though?

0:36:13 > 0:36:14Ain't you got work?

0:36:14 > 0:36:17I was in work early, so I'm due a couple of hours.

0:36:17 > 0:36:19What do you know about electrics?

0:36:19 > 0:36:22Not a lot, but I'm sure you can teach me.

0:36:23 > 0:36:25Passing on my skills, huh?

0:36:26 > 0:36:29Look, if you don't want to, then you don't have... It's cool.

0:36:29 > 0:36:32But I'm not talking about kidneys and organs and stuff.

0:36:34 > 0:36:36We do the job and that's that.

0:36:38 > 0:36:39Yeah.

0:36:41 > 0:36:43Come.

0:36:47 > 0:36:50DOOR BELL RINGS

0:36:55 > 0:36:59Hi. Hey. OK. I am doing and saying things.

0:36:59 > 0:37:00I'm actually a bit busy, Tamwar.

0:37:00 > 0:37:02Which actually means you're not.

0:37:03 > 0:37:06What? See, I know how it works now.

0:37:06 > 0:37:10I've got to take what you say and then reinterpret it as the opposite.

0:37:10 > 0:37:12OK, no, but I am actually busy. No, it's fine.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14Put your feet up, sit back, relax

0:37:14 > 0:37:17and immerse yourself in The Pertwee Years.

0:37:17 > 0:37:18The what?

0:37:18 > 0:37:20Do you want a cup of tea?

0:37:20 > 0:37:21Erm, OK.

0:37:21 > 0:37:25OK, though it'll actually be coffee, yeah?

0:37:25 > 0:37:27Stand up, by which I mean sit down.

0:37:29 > 0:37:31Have you taken something? No.

0:37:31 > 0:37:33Does that mean yes?

0:37:33 > 0:37:35No. Yes. Yeah? No. Alice?

0:37:35 > 0:37:39Ali... I've lost my phone. You seen it?

0:37:39 > 0:37:42Erm, no, I haven't, sorry.

0:37:42 > 0:37:46It's got all my details on it, it's got my bank, all my contacts, everything.

0:37:46 > 0:37:48Come on, give me a hand, will you?

0:37:48 > 0:37:50Come on.

0:37:51 > 0:37:53Lock the door behind you.

0:37:55 > 0:37:58Psst. (Don't steal nothing.)

0:38:04 > 0:38:06TV: EXTERMINATE!

0:38:07 > 0:38:10You see this? Useless.

0:38:11 > 0:38:16When they refurbished this place, they cut a few corners somewhere.

0:38:16 > 0:38:19See me, I've made a career out of repairing cowboy work.

0:38:26 > 0:38:28What?

0:38:28 > 0:38:30Nah...

0:38:30 > 0:38:34I'm just... I'm watching and learning.

0:38:34 > 0:38:37I'd say you were someplace else.

0:38:37 > 0:38:38No. Not me.

0:38:45 > 0:38:47You're doing it now.

0:38:47 > 0:38:49Doing what?

0:38:49 > 0:38:51Looking at me just like your mum was.

0:38:54 > 0:38:56I ain't about to pop my clogs any second.

0:38:57 > 0:38:59I'll be around for a long time.

0:39:03 > 0:39:06I just need a little bit of luck.

0:39:07 > 0:39:10So, what? Is that what this is down to now, yeah?

0:39:10 > 0:39:12What? A bit of luck.

0:39:13 > 0:39:15I'd say so, yeah.

0:39:15 > 0:39:19All right, so how lucky do you actually think you are?

0:39:19 > 0:39:23Cos I'm sorry, Sam, this illness that you have suggests otherwise.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26You're looking at it wrong, Dex.

0:39:28 > 0:39:31I've got your mum, and I'm stood here talking to you.

0:39:34 > 0:39:37Now that's proper luck there.

0:39:41 > 0:39:44All right, so if all this was so good then why did you even..? Ah.

0:39:47 > 0:39:49Why did I run out on you all those years ago?

0:39:50 > 0:39:51Yeah.

0:39:55 > 0:40:00Simple answer is I wasn't strong enough.

0:40:03 > 0:40:05Big man like me and I couldn't cope.

0:40:07 > 0:40:08Couldn't take the strain.

0:40:12 > 0:40:15My head filled up with panic.

0:40:17 > 0:40:23Panic about being a dad, panic about being a husband...

0:40:25 > 0:40:28..and I got...

0:40:28 > 0:40:30I got terrified about it all.

0:40:32 > 0:40:35It wasn't you and Ava I ran out on.

0:40:37 > 0:40:40It was all the things I found out about myself.

0:40:44 > 0:40:45So what's different now?

0:40:50 > 0:40:52I'm less of a fool.

0:40:54 > 0:40:58More of a man and less of a fool.

0:41:04 > 0:41:05You're lucky.

0:41:07 > 0:41:09Don't I know it.

0:41:11 > 0:41:13I mean proper lucky.

0:41:17 > 0:41:19Because I...

0:41:19 > 0:41:20I'm going to help you.

0:41:22 > 0:41:24That's right.

0:41:26 > 0:41:27Your ship just came in.

0:41:29 > 0:41:31Cos you're looking at your match.

0:41:32 > 0:41:36We said we weren't going to talk about that. Yeah, well, we kind of have to now.

0:41:36 > 0:41:37Because I'm going to help you.

0:41:43 > 0:41:45Nope. What do you mean, no?

0:41:45 > 0:41:48Come and hold this torch.

0:41:48 > 0:41:50Wait. Sam, what are you talking about?

0:41:50 > 0:41:52We're here to do a job.

0:41:54 > 0:41:56You know, I don't get you, you know?

0:41:56 > 0:41:58Cos if this was me, I'd be in an alley somewhere

0:41:58 > 0:42:00waiting with a scalpel by now.

0:42:00 > 0:42:02No, I'm serious.

0:42:02 > 0:42:03I like it.

0:42:06 > 0:42:09Look, you see Mum, yeah? She knows that I'm a match.

0:42:09 > 0:42:12But she said I shouldn't tell you.

0:42:13 > 0:42:17Everyone's keeping something to themselves.

0:42:17 > 0:42:21Yeah, but that's only because she's... Scared. Yeah.

0:42:21 > 0:42:22But I told you that.

0:42:24 > 0:42:28And now you've seen it in her, you get it, right?

0:42:30 > 0:42:33I guess so.

0:42:34 > 0:42:36Good.

0:42:42 > 0:42:45What you doing? Oh, just sitting.

0:42:48 > 0:42:50Let me see. See what?

0:42:50 > 0:42:52That. Hand it over.

0:42:57 > 0:43:01"Dear Tiff, I was thinking about you all afternoon."

0:43:01 > 0:43:04Well, I was.

0:43:04 > 0:43:06Paper. OK.

0:43:06 > 0:43:08Pen. Yeah.

0:43:08 > 0:43:09Good. Right...

0:43:11 > 0:43:14This is how you write a letter.

0:43:14 > 0:43:15"Dear Tiffany..."

0:43:25 > 0:43:27We have light.

0:43:27 > 0:43:30All right, so what's next then? Hmm?

0:43:30 > 0:43:31I mean, you got any more jobs?

0:43:31 > 0:43:33I have, but so have you.

0:43:33 > 0:43:35Yeah, that can wait.

0:43:35 > 0:43:37Dex, you shouldn't be letting people down.

0:43:37 > 0:43:40Look, I told you, I'm due some time off anyway.

0:43:40 > 0:43:41All the same.

0:43:41 > 0:43:44What, you don't want me around, is that it?

0:43:44 > 0:43:46Dex, I'm loving it. OK, no, no, no. I get it.

0:43:46 > 0:43:49I knew you couldn't be that all right with everything. Dex, all I'm trying to say is...

0:43:49 > 0:43:53Do you know how much more of this we could have? Say, "Go on, Dexter, I need you."

0:43:53 > 0:43:55Go to work, Dexter.

0:43:57 > 0:43:59The lights are on.

0:44:11 > 0:44:12What was that?

0:44:19 > 0:44:20Tiff?

0:44:23 > 0:44:26"Dear Tiff, it is with huge regret that I..."

0:44:26 > 0:44:27He doesn't like me any more.

0:44:30 > 0:44:31Tiff, wait.

0:44:31 > 0:44:34What's the point? Come on, love.

0:44:37 > 0:44:39Oh, is it a ghost? Am I dreaming?

0:44:39 > 0:44:41Shall I slap myself?

0:44:41 > 0:44:43Jay had a call out this afternoon,

0:44:43 > 0:44:47and so I ain't had time to go online and check my likes.

0:44:58 > 0:45:00Jay...

0:45:00 > 0:45:02I think you're needed, man.

0:45:04 > 0:45:05Hey.

0:45:07 > 0:45:09I am going to cook your favourite.

0:45:12 > 0:45:14I could get used to this. Good.

0:45:16 > 0:45:18Because something's going to come up.

0:45:18 > 0:45:19It will.

0:45:21 > 0:45:22Something already has.

0:45:27 > 0:45:29Did he tell you?

0:45:32 > 0:45:34And he told me a lot more besides.

0:45:34 > 0:45:39Look, it was me who told him to ignore the test results, OK?

0:45:39 > 0:45:41Because... I know why, Ava.

0:45:43 > 0:45:45It's cool. I get it.

0:45:46 > 0:45:50But, to be honest with you, he had to say something.

0:45:50 > 0:45:53I knew he'd been tested,

0:45:53 > 0:45:55so it would've been pretty weird - him not saying anything.

0:45:57 > 0:46:00I said no. That I'm not interested.

0:46:00 > 0:46:04Yeah, but not before you agreed to him being tested.

0:46:04 > 0:46:06So what changed? It wasn't like that.

0:46:06 > 0:46:08Did you put the thought in his head, Sam? No.

0:46:08 > 0:46:13Because if you did, I will never... Listen to me. This was all his idea.

0:46:13 > 0:46:16It was his call, I swear to you.

0:46:17 > 0:46:20Would I really be begging him not to have the operation

0:46:20 > 0:46:22if I suggested the test in the first place?

0:46:24 > 0:46:27He's my son, OK? What was I meant to do?

0:46:27 > 0:46:30Look.

0:46:30 > 0:46:34I'm with you, I don't want to see him get ill or damaged either.

0:46:35 > 0:46:42But we really shouldn't keep secrets from each other, should we?

0:46:44 > 0:46:47No.

0:46:47 > 0:46:49Not any more.

0:46:51 > 0:46:53We stand together from now on.

0:47:00 > 0:47:05Well, I say that, but me and Dexter just had a falling out.

0:47:05 > 0:47:08What, about the test results?

0:47:08 > 0:47:12No. Banned subject.

0:47:12 > 0:47:13But you know what?

0:47:13 > 0:47:16The row, it felt real.

0:47:18 > 0:47:19Fathers and sons do it all the time,

0:47:19 > 0:47:24and there's me and Dexter bickering and shouting at him.

0:47:42 > 0:47:46Thank you for finding my phone.

0:47:46 > 0:47:49Impressive. You could work in an airport as a cute sniffer dog.

0:47:49 > 0:47:51Charming. Thank you.

0:47:51 > 0:47:53You're very welcome. Thanks, though, seriously.

0:47:53 > 0:47:55My whole life's on there, so you've done me a favour.

0:47:55 > 0:47:58Can I get you a drink? I'm OK.

0:47:58 > 0:47:59Sure? Yeah.

0:47:59 > 0:48:01Alice.

0:48:10 > 0:48:12What is it?

0:48:12 > 0:48:14I'm waiting for you to move out the way.

0:48:14 > 0:48:16For?

0:48:16 > 0:48:20OK, two questions. What do you actually want with Alice?

0:48:20 > 0:48:22And why are you still stood here?

0:48:22 > 0:48:25One answer. Be careful.

0:48:27 > 0:48:30I texted you this morning. No reply.

0:48:30 > 0:48:32I didn't get a text.

0:48:32 > 0:48:33First thing this morning.

0:48:36 > 0:48:38Did you delete my text?

0:48:38 > 0:48:41Yeah, I did.

0:48:41 > 0:48:44In my defence though, it was to avoid this situation with...

0:48:46 > 0:48:47That's going way too far.

0:48:54 > 0:48:56Please...

0:48:56 > 0:48:59Doctor Who, The Pertwee Years. I watched it ages ago.

0:49:00 > 0:49:02What? Carnival Of Monsters.

0:49:02 > 0:49:06Yeah. And The Curse Of The...

0:49:06 > 0:49:08The... The Peladon. Yeah.

0:49:13 > 0:49:15I'm sorry.

0:49:15 > 0:49:17That's all right.

0:49:31 > 0:49:32I mean, it was all right.

0:49:32 > 0:49:35It was all right when we was doing the wiring and that.

0:49:35 > 0:49:37I mean, it kind of threw me a bit, but...

0:49:39 > 0:49:41Stay on track, mate.

0:49:43 > 0:49:45Did you ever get to do things like that with your dad?

0:49:47 > 0:49:49Yeah, we did things, I suppose.

0:49:49 > 0:49:51Did you enjoy them?

0:49:51 > 0:49:56Yeah, of course. But an hour with Sam won't make a difference.

0:49:57 > 0:50:00It's all them hours with your mum, that's what matter.

0:50:02 > 0:50:04Yeah, but you lost your dad though, right?

0:50:06 > 0:50:07Yeah.

0:50:07 > 0:50:09So why are you so against me helping Sam then?

0:50:09 > 0:50:12That doesn't even make sense. Yeah, it does.

0:50:13 > 0:50:16My dad, he left me with nothing.

0:50:18 > 0:50:21I loved him, but that only made it worse.

0:50:23 > 0:50:27He used to do all this stuff and used to say it was for me,

0:50:27 > 0:50:30but all I ended up with was a dead dad.

0:50:30 > 0:50:33Yeah, that's what I'm looking at right now.

0:50:33 > 0:50:35But if you help him.

0:50:36 > 0:50:41If you go that far, you form a bond.

0:50:43 > 0:50:48And you'll have to tell yourself, accept that you love him...

0:50:50 > 0:50:54..and then when something goes wrong or it doesn't work,

0:50:54 > 0:50:56you're going to be disappointed.

0:50:58 > 0:51:03What I'm saying is, don't get too close to him.

0:51:05 > 0:51:10Because trust me, mate, it's going to hurt like you can never imagine.

0:51:21 > 0:51:22I used to love this programme.

0:51:25 > 0:51:26Hey!

0:51:27 > 0:51:29Are we going to be all right, Sam?

0:51:29 > 0:51:32We will if you stop asking questions like those.

0:51:32 > 0:51:34I can't just pretend it's not happening.

0:51:34 > 0:51:37Anyway, where did this tough guy come from?

0:51:37 > 0:51:40You're the guy who runs away. Remember?

0:51:40 > 0:51:41I'm also the guy who grew up.

0:51:44 > 0:51:46Where you been?

0:51:47 > 0:51:50I just had some work to catch up on.

0:51:50 > 0:51:52Are you two going to talk?

0:51:56 > 0:51:57Listen...

0:51:59 > 0:52:00..about earlier. Forget it, man.

0:52:02 > 0:52:04You sure? Yeah.

0:52:17 > 0:52:20Yeah, it was just sitting there, Saturday morning. You need to change your milkman.

0:52:20 > 0:52:23What, do you think I should keep it then? And drink it.

0:52:23 > 0:52:25Are you trying to get me drunk, Mr Postman?

0:52:25 > 0:52:28THEY CHUCKLE

0:52:28 > 0:52:30All right, love?

0:52:30 > 0:52:32I don't want it to be over.

0:52:32 > 0:52:35Why do you say it's over? Because Bobby wrote me a letter.

0:52:37 > 0:52:39Oh. Have you talked to him about it?

0:52:39 > 0:52:41There's no point.

0:52:41 > 0:52:42Was it out of the blue?

0:52:42 > 0:52:44We were together all playtime.

0:52:46 > 0:52:51See... Sometimes men panic.

0:52:52 > 0:52:56Especially when they really like someone - they don't know how to cope with it.

0:52:56 > 0:52:58Really?

0:52:58 > 0:53:02Boys and men, they get scared.

0:53:02 > 0:53:04They pretend they don't, but they do.

0:53:04 > 0:53:07The worst time is when they really, really like someone.

0:53:10 > 0:53:11I don't understand that.

0:53:11 > 0:53:14Yeah. No-one does, but it happens all the time.

0:53:18 > 0:53:21Still hurts, though. I mean, really hurts.

0:53:21 > 0:53:24Look, you know, you'll see Bobby tomorrow and he'll probably...

0:53:24 > 0:53:27He'll probably be feeling a little bit silly.

0:53:27 > 0:53:30And he'll rush over and he'll have another note

0:53:30 > 0:53:33and it'll explain that he was just scared because he was about to

0:53:33 > 0:53:37give you his heart, but he wanted you to be gentle with it.

0:53:37 > 0:53:42Because hearts are important and you don't just give them away,

0:53:42 > 0:53:44not unless it's someone really special.

0:53:55 > 0:53:58We were watching that. Hey!

0:53:58 > 0:54:00Oh, you like this, do you?

0:54:00 > 0:54:04What, sitting in front of the TV, like a normal couple.

0:54:04 > 0:54:07I mean, don't you know that I can give that to you?

0:54:07 > 0:54:10Dexter... Look, you've already made it perfectly clear

0:54:10 > 0:54:11that you don't want my help.

0:54:11 > 0:54:13And you... You said I'm not allowed to do it anyway.

0:54:13 > 0:54:17And nothing's changed there. Do you want to bet? No, Dexter, nothing's changed.

0:54:17 > 0:54:18Look, Mum, I've got too close.

0:54:19 > 0:54:21I'm your son.

0:54:23 > 0:54:24And that's who and what I am.

0:54:26 > 0:54:30Dexter, please. Look, stop calling me that.

0:54:30 > 0:54:33It's son, ain't it?

0:54:35 > 0:54:37Ain't it, Dad?

0:54:40 > 0:54:42Look, I'm going to help you.

0:54:46 > 0:54:49So don't you go rejecting me, because it's too late for that now.

0:54:57 > 0:54:59You can borrow my lucky shirt if you want.

0:54:59 > 0:55:02I want to have fun with her, I don't want to blind her.

0:55:02 > 0:55:05All right. Which one would you choose? Definitely that one.

0:55:05 > 0:55:06This one? OK.

0:55:06 > 0:55:10Very funny. Don't blame me when your big date goes belly up.

0:55:10 > 0:55:16Well, it's not a big date, it's just we've got the place to ourselves for once. Ooh, way to go, bro!

0:55:16 > 0:55:18A4?

0:55:18 > 0:55:20A4 what? A4 paper.

0:55:20 > 0:55:22Oh. Just there.

0:55:22 > 0:55:27The vicar says if I do my report on A4, then he can photocopy it,

0:55:27 > 0:55:29and spread his sheets.

0:55:29 > 0:55:30What report thing?

0:55:30 > 0:55:32It's the parish council committee.

0:55:32 > 0:55:37They require a report on my financial progress as to my fund raising.

0:55:37 > 0:55:40And a bottle of sweet sherry, please.

0:55:40 > 0:55:42Pen.

0:55:42 > 0:55:43Black pen.

0:55:43 > 0:55:46Just there. Is this alcohol free? It is, yeah.

0:55:47 > 0:55:48Ta.

0:55:53 > 0:55:56Do you want a drink?

0:55:56 > 0:55:58No, I'm fine.

0:55:58 > 0:55:59OK.

0:56:01 > 0:56:03Cos there's juice.

0:56:05 > 0:56:07Or fizzy water?

0:56:07 > 0:56:10I'm good. Good.

0:56:10 > 0:56:15I don't know why you're being so cagey, it's not like it's your first date, you're a free man now.

0:56:15 > 0:56:17OK, can you just back off and let me do my own thing?

0:56:17 > 0:56:18Tam, back me up here. Possibly.

0:56:18 > 0:56:20He should be more honest with himself. Probably.

0:56:20 > 0:56:23Can we just stop the open debate, please? Preferably.

0:56:23 > 0:56:26I'm not telling you what to do, I'm just saying you're going to a lot of effort

0:56:26 > 0:56:31just for a "quiet night in". Are you sure that's all it is?

0:56:31 > 0:56:36Remember, bro - seize the day, no regrets.

0:56:37 > 0:56:38MASOOD SIGHS

0:56:43 > 0:56:46Dot, hold on a second. You left your shopping behind.

0:56:46 > 0:56:48Oh, mind like a sieve.

0:56:48 > 0:56:52Look, I can't do anything now but if you like I can come over tomorrow and help with that report.

0:56:52 > 0:56:56Oh, it's fine. It's nothing. I've told you before, if you need help, you have to ask for it.

0:56:56 > 0:56:58Tell those church people it's too much.

0:56:58 > 0:57:02Oh, no, it's not. It's just a question of adding up what's come in and what's gone out.

0:57:02 > 0:57:05I mean, even I can manage something like that. Thank you, Carol.

0:57:07 > 0:57:11We could go back to mine and finish what we started? I'm not sure I'm free...

0:57:11 > 0:57:13This is guaranteed to impress. If you're a cat on heat.

0:57:13 > 0:57:15Whoa, that is nasty, man! Who died?

0:57:15 > 0:57:17It was just an idea. It doesn't matter. I should go.

0:57:17 > 0:57:20Hey, so you two, you're with me and Pops tonight, right?

0:57:20 > 0:57:22I can't, I've got to babysit Kamil.

0:57:22 > 0:57:25No, Tam, you're fine. AJ, you're on duty.

0:57:25 > 0:57:27Whoa...?

0:57:27 > 0:57:30You're the only one not coupled up. We, we are all off out...

0:57:30 > 0:57:33See, I like your work, Mr Mas. See, bruv, all sorted, man.

0:57:33 > 0:57:36OK, so I'll see you later, then. If you want to.

0:57:36 > 0:57:39I'm being stitched up here. No-one said anything about baby-sitting.

0:57:39 > 0:57:41Like you said. Seize the day.

0:57:44 > 0:57:45Bye. Bye.

0:58:12 > 0:58:15Oh! Wow.

0:58:15 > 0:58:20You look... That's... I got these for you.

0:58:20 > 0:58:21Thank you.

0:58:21 > 0:58:24Something smells good. Yeah, it's lamb.

0:58:24 > 0:58:27Lovely. Slow-cooked.

0:58:27 > 0:58:28Best way.

0:58:29 > 0:58:31So the kids all upstairs, are they?

0:58:31 > 0:58:34No, they're all out. And Whit's under orders.

0:58:34 > 0:58:38Right! So, we are finally alone.

0:58:38 > 0:58:40Finally!

0:58:43 > 0:58:44Look at us.

0:58:44 > 0:58:47Mm, look at us!

0:58:49 > 0:58:52We, um, could skip dinner.

0:58:52 > 0:58:53We could...

0:58:53 > 0:58:56And go for the little naughty surprise I've got planned upstairs...

0:58:56 > 0:59:00What naughty surprise is that, then? If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, would it?

0:59:00 > 0:59:02ALARM BEEPS

0:59:02 > 0:59:05Ooh, got to put the potatoes in.

0:59:05 > 0:59:07Yeah...good.

0:59:07 > 0:59:09Potatoes...

0:59:10 > 0:59:12HE SIGHS

0:59:29 > 0:59:33It's like he tightens up every time I touch him.

0:59:33 > 0:59:36But I thought you two were all sorted?

0:59:36 > 0:59:37Yeah, so did I!

0:59:38 > 0:59:41After the way he kissed me the other night,

0:59:41 > 0:59:44I thought we were going to, like... you know.

0:59:46 > 0:59:48It's like he's not even bothered.

0:59:48 > 0:59:52I dunno. Maybe he just needs a little bit more time.

0:59:52 > 0:59:53It's obvious he really likes you.

0:59:53 > 0:59:56Exactly - "likes" me like a friend, likes me.

0:59:56 > 0:59:57What, he said that?

0:59:59 > 1:00:03He doesn't need to, the way he is with me says it all.

1:00:05 > 1:00:09That's fine. We can just be friends. Really, it's fine.

1:00:11 > 1:00:13It's better than nothing, isn't it?

1:00:20 > 1:00:23Hi, Dot. Hello. Come in, darling.

1:00:23 > 1:00:26Ian said Denise was OK to have him but all of a sudden she's busy.

1:00:26 > 1:00:28Well, I'm busy too.

1:00:28 > 1:00:32Joey's called in sick. I've got two hen parties in there. I'm behind already.

1:00:32 > 1:00:36I need to go over there and sort out some cover. I'll only be a couple of hours.

1:00:36 > 1:00:39I didn't know who else to ask, Dot, so do you mind? Please? No, of course not.

1:00:39 > 1:00:41You're a diamond. I'd be stuffed without you.

1:00:41 > 1:00:45Now, he's had nothing to eat but he's fine with something simple, baked beans on toast.

1:00:45 > 1:00:48Oh, and no butter. Olive oil spread if you've got it.

1:00:48 > 1:00:50And here's his juice.

1:00:50 > 1:00:52No sugary drinks or he'll be bouncing off the ceilings all night.

1:00:52 > 1:00:54No butter, no sugary drinks.

1:00:54 > 1:00:56Now, you be a good boy for Dot. Mummy'll see you later.

1:00:56 > 1:01:00Dot, shall I take a spare key, in case I get held up and I'm late?

1:01:00 > 1:01:03I can let myself in, save ringing the door bell.

1:01:03 > 1:01:06Oh, thanks again, you're a star. See you later.

1:01:08 > 1:01:10Let's hang your coat up, shall we?

1:01:10 > 1:01:1220 quid. Bruvver, it's never going to happen.

1:01:12 > 1:01:14We can't disappoint the ladies, can we?

1:01:14 > 1:01:17Tam... You know this is a bad idea. Me and kids, please.

1:01:18 > 1:01:22I'm pretty sure Alice wouldn't mind... No, no, no. No way.

1:01:22 > 1:01:23This is our night. OK?

1:01:23 > 1:01:27OK, well, look, I'm issuing a disclaimer - I am not responsible for anything that happens tonight.

1:01:27 > 1:01:29You've just got to feed him and put him to bed.

1:01:29 > 1:01:32Feed him? No-one said anything about feeding.

1:01:32 > 1:01:34And make sure you take him to the toilet before you put him to bed.

1:01:34 > 1:01:39What? And wash your hands afterwards, bruv, after you've wiped him clean and that.

1:01:39 > 1:01:40FATS LAUGHS

1:01:40 > 1:01:42Come on, bruv.

1:01:47 > 1:01:49TOY BEEPS

1:01:51 > 1:01:53TOY BEEPS

1:01:55 > 1:01:58Garlic olives? You're taking a bit of a risk, aren't you?

1:01:58 > 1:02:02If we're both eating them, then nope. Is that right?

1:02:03 > 1:02:09Mm! And now for the Minute Mart's finest alcohol-free.

1:02:09 > 1:02:12You don't have to not drink because of me.

1:02:12 > 1:02:15I know. I'm sure I can do without alcohol for one night.

1:02:15 > 1:02:17Enough.

1:02:18 > 1:02:20Mm.

1:02:23 > 1:02:26Ooh! Cheeky little number.

1:02:26 > 1:02:28The wine or me? Let's find out. Come here.

1:02:32 > 1:02:34You're right about the garlic.

1:02:34 > 1:02:37I didn't want to watch a PG! It's the only film that we could watch.

1:02:37 > 1:02:38What are you doing back?

1:02:38 > 1:02:42I'm so sorry, I did tell 'em we had to stay out but he kicked off and then he started sulking

1:02:42 > 1:02:45because we couldn't afford popcorn. You promised me.

1:02:45 > 1:02:46It's disgusting!

1:02:46 > 1:02:49I wasn't going to sit around and watch a poxy 3-D kid film, was I?

1:02:49 > 1:02:52You've just got the hump cos Cindy wouldn't go with ya. We had a deal!

1:02:52 > 1:02:54Sorry, blame sulky face.

1:02:54 > 1:02:55Oh, hilarious(!)

1:02:55 > 1:02:56You're pathetic, do you know that?

1:02:56 > 1:02:59CHILDREN ARGUE IN NEXT ROOM

1:03:05 > 1:03:09There she is, my gorgeous girl. Come here. Come here.

1:03:09 > 1:03:10Hello.

1:03:10 > 1:03:12THEY KISS NOISILY

1:03:12 > 1:03:16So drinks, yeah? Vodka coke, please. Good times.

1:03:18 > 1:03:19Hi. Hi.

1:03:19 > 1:03:22So you didn't get stuck looking after Kamil, then?

1:03:22 > 1:03:24Er, no...

1:03:24 > 1:03:28Right, we do not leave here until we get them fully sorted.

1:03:28 > 1:03:30Sorted?

1:03:30 > 1:03:31Sorted.

1:03:33 > 1:03:34Ohhhh, sorted!

1:03:34 > 1:03:35HE GIGGLES

1:03:35 > 1:03:36Here y'are.

1:03:38 > 1:03:40I hate cheese on toast.

1:03:40 > 1:03:43That's special Welsh cheese, it's what my Auntie Gwen used to give me

1:03:43 > 1:03:45when I was a little girl in Wales.

1:03:45 > 1:03:50Looks yuk. There's little children starving in Africa. So?

1:03:50 > 1:03:53So little boys should be grateful for what they're given.

1:03:53 > 1:03:55I hate cheese.

1:03:55 > 1:03:56Look, I'm sorry, Dennis,

1:03:56 > 1:04:00but I want to see that plate clean before you get down from the table.

1:04:06 > 1:04:09Yeah sulking, that's real big of you, Liam, ain't it? Oh, do one.

1:04:09 > 1:04:11Are you really this immature? Me?

1:04:11 > 1:04:15That is enough! Can you just all sit and watch a DVD or something?

1:04:15 > 1:04:18Give me the bleeper. I shotgunned it. Morgan.

1:04:18 > 1:04:20Sorry. Doesn't matter.

1:04:20 > 1:04:23This was supposed to be our night. I'm fine.

1:04:23 > 1:04:26You can go if you want. Why would I want to do that?

1:04:26 > 1:04:29Oh, I don't know, maybe the mood has gone.

1:04:31 > 1:04:33I'm not going anywhere.

1:04:33 > 1:04:36Nan, Tiff's watching Honey Boo Boo again!

1:04:37 > 1:04:41Let me just go and get them sorted. And then it'll be just us, I promise.

1:04:54 > 1:04:56So what're we doing again?

1:04:56 > 1:05:00So the person who blows the last card off the bottle has to drink.

1:05:01 > 1:05:05Cherry Zesta? Yes, baby. Zesta Fiesta!

1:05:05 > 1:05:09So, it's a drinking game, but I don't drink...so...

1:05:09 > 1:05:12Yeah, but it's not all about the drinking, you know,

1:05:12 > 1:05:16it depends what cards fall, like a jack and an ace means something different...

1:05:16 > 1:05:18It's all like, forfeits and stuff...

1:05:18 > 1:05:24Yeah, right, so whatever card lands face up, then that means different stuff.

1:05:24 > 1:05:25Like what?

1:05:25 > 1:05:28It means...different things. But tell you what, let's play.

1:05:28 > 1:05:31It'll be a laugh. OK. Who goes first?

1:05:31 > 1:05:33Well, A for Alice...

1:05:33 > 1:05:37Oh, yeah? I'll go then. OK.

1:05:42 > 1:05:43They're not moving.

1:05:43 > 1:05:45Blow harder, darling.

1:05:45 > 1:05:47Yeah, but not too hard, all right, you only want to move a couple.

1:05:51 > 1:05:53You've got to get under the...

1:05:53 > 1:05:55Oh... Oh...

1:05:55 > 1:05:58Whoa.... Come on!

1:05:58 > 1:06:00King! King!

1:06:00 > 1:06:03That means you've got to kiss the person to the left... Right!

1:06:03 > 1:06:07Right! To the right! Of course it does. It's just a kiss. No biggie.

1:06:07 > 1:06:09What evs. Just a little kiss.

1:06:15 > 1:06:20Oooh... So, come on, Pops, baby, your go. Get to blowing.

1:06:20 > 1:06:21FATS CACKLES

1:06:24 > 1:06:27I'm good at maths. Good.

1:06:27 > 1:06:29One five is five. Two fives are ten.

1:06:29 > 1:06:32Three fives are 15, four fives are 20, five fives are 25...

1:06:32 > 1:06:35Yes, you're very good but I need a bit of quiet.

1:06:35 > 1:06:38Six fives are 30, seven fives are 35, eight fives are 40,

1:06:38 > 1:06:41nine fives are 45, ten fives are 50... I can do it really fast, too.

1:06:41 > 1:06:43Five, ten, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45!

1:06:43 > 1:06:47Look, you are a very clever boy but the vicar is waiting on my calculations.

1:06:50 > 1:06:52Mum says I should practise them.

1:06:55 > 1:06:57Mum said you weren't allowed to smoke around me.

1:07:02 > 1:07:07One six is six, two sixes are 12. Three sixes are 18...

1:07:10 > 1:07:12Fish fingers? Yeah. Well, you're lucky you're getting anything.

1:07:12 > 1:07:15What you having? Lamb. You're having lamb?

1:07:15 > 1:07:18Listen, go in and watch TV, I'll bring it in, just stay there.

1:07:18 > 1:07:22What kind of lamb is it? Oi. Get your beak out of it. Don't you dare make a fuss.

1:07:22 > 1:07:24I'm really sorry. Oh, don't be.

1:07:24 > 1:07:28We always get frozen food. Why can't we have lamb? Because we can't afford it.

1:07:28 > 1:07:30Oh, but you can afford it for him?

1:07:30 > 1:07:36Excuse me...? All right. All right. OK... Maybe we could eat together.

1:07:36 > 1:07:39No, we can't! If it makes things easier. Yeah, but it's our night!

1:07:39 > 1:07:45If - if we all eat together, then you all disappear,

1:07:45 > 1:07:48you go to your rooms, you text your friends, you update your thingys

1:07:48 > 1:07:51and watch iPlayer - then me and your nan, we get some free time.

1:07:51 > 1:07:55There's not enough food for all of us. I can help, we can make it enough.

1:07:59 > 1:08:00Do we have a deal?

1:08:02 > 1:08:04Ah! And you do the washing up

1:08:04 > 1:08:06and you make sure everyone knows the score.

1:08:06 > 1:08:08I hold you responsible. Right?

1:08:08 > 1:08:10Deal.

1:08:10 > 1:08:11Right.

1:08:14 > 1:08:16Now, let's have a look at this lamb, shall we?

1:08:23 > 1:08:27So, I've been through the fridge, we've got leftover daal...

1:08:29 > 1:08:32There's some sort of kebab thingy, it's Fat Boy's.

1:08:34 > 1:08:38More beer, but oi, that's mine, that's a done deal. What am I doing?!

1:08:38 > 1:08:45So, we've got some sort of juice, squash-type thing. How do you take it? Glass? Bottle? Pint? What?

1:08:47 > 1:08:51You've got to give me something. This has got to be a two-way thing here.

1:08:51 > 1:08:57Yeah. Right, OK. What would Masood do? Funny voice?

1:08:57 > 1:09:00Hmm? Hmm? Does Kammy want his din-din now?

1:09:00 > 1:09:02No, that's Frank Spencer. OK.

1:09:05 > 1:09:09You know what? We can do this.

1:09:09 > 1:09:14It's just a boy's night in.

1:09:14 > 1:09:16It's just - yeah, I'd like to order a takeaway, please.

1:09:16 > 1:09:19That's it, girl!

1:09:19 > 1:09:20This is foul.

1:09:20 > 1:09:22Well, you shouldn't blow so hard, baby!

1:09:22 > 1:09:27All right! It's all about the lips, OK? It's about control.

1:09:28 > 1:09:31So, Tam, you ready to blow, bro?

1:09:31 > 1:09:34All about control. Control.

1:09:34 > 1:09:37It's Mr Tam, stepping up to blow...

1:09:37 > 1:09:40You going to be quiet and let me do this?

1:09:40 > 1:09:44He's going on like the big bad wolf, as he huffs and he puffs.

1:09:44 > 1:09:47And he huffs and he puffs. He huffs and he puffs...

1:09:47 > 1:09:51Not by the hairs on his chinny chin chin. There isn't any hair on my...

1:09:51 > 1:09:54Come on. Just blow. Really? I didn't know that.

1:09:54 > 1:09:57Come on, stop being such a wuss. Get on with it!

1:09:58 > 1:10:01Come on, Tam, come on...

1:10:01 > 1:10:03Oh... Oh..!

1:10:03 > 1:10:06Come on, Tam - whole pack!

1:10:06 > 1:10:08Epic fail.

1:10:08 > 1:10:10That is a big, big forfeit, right?

1:10:10 > 1:10:15That is full-on, full-on hug and snog. Oh!

1:10:15 > 1:10:19How are we supposed to know what the rules are when you just keep changing them?

1:10:19 > 1:10:21You trying to say we're making this up or something?

1:10:21 > 1:10:22Oh, I don't know, Fats.

1:10:22 > 1:10:24It's fine, we don't have to.

1:10:24 > 1:10:30No, no, no. No, no, no! OK, the rules are the rules.

1:10:30 > 1:10:35So let's just get it done, shall we?

1:10:35 > 1:10:36OK?

1:10:36 > 1:10:38OK, we've got 20 seconds and...go.

1:10:39 > 1:10:4119, 18, 17, 16...

1:10:41 > 1:10:44Come on man, stop with the time wasting... Red card! Come on!

1:10:44 > 1:10:49..15, 14, 13, 12, 11, ten,

1:10:49 > 1:10:53nine, eight, seven, six... Tam the man!

1:10:53 > 1:10:58Easy, baby! Five, four, three, two, one...

1:10:58 > 1:11:01Time! Time...?

1:11:05 > 1:11:09Or not. Baby, they're having a real good time. Oh, baby!

1:11:09 > 1:11:13Right. OK, clear, clear, that is the deal.

1:11:13 > 1:11:15Can I have seconds?

1:11:15 > 1:11:18Oh, darling, we haven't got any more. His first curry.

1:11:18 > 1:11:20Can we have some thank yous for Mas, please?

1:11:20 > 1:11:24Thank you. Thanks for sharing your lamb with us.

1:11:24 > 1:11:26Well, I'm glad you liked it.

1:11:26 > 1:11:32Lamb is my favourite meat. Is it? Yeah, because it's cute and yummy.

1:11:32 > 1:11:35OK, right, we want washing up, drying up and everything put away.

1:11:35 > 1:11:38Thanks again, Mas.

1:11:38 > 1:11:40The living room is out of bounds for the rest of the evening.

1:11:40 > 1:11:43Tell you what, I've got a better idea.

1:11:43 > 1:11:46Me and Liam'll go and watch a late night film. Not a PG, though.

1:11:46 > 1:11:49Well, make sure you put Tiff and Morgan to bed first, OK? Then do whatever you like.

1:11:49 > 1:11:52And I don't want to hear another peep out of any of you. OK?

1:11:53 > 1:11:55Pudding.

1:11:55 > 1:11:57Shotgun drying.

1:11:57 > 1:11:59PHONE RINGS

1:12:00 > 1:12:04Hello?

1:12:07 > 1:12:14No-one there? No. Probably one of those computer things.

1:12:14 > 1:12:18Mm. Could tonight have gone any worse?

1:12:18 > 1:12:19Oh, don't worry about it.

1:12:19 > 1:12:23They're kids. They cause chaos, be more worrying if they didn't.

1:12:23 > 1:12:29Hey, you know, maybe we could pick up where we were before they got back. And where was that exactly?

1:12:29 > 1:12:33I don't know... Maybe it was here?

1:12:33 > 1:12:37Mmm. Yeah, might have been. It could've been here?

1:12:37 > 1:12:40Yeah, could've been... Or here?

1:12:45 > 1:12:48Yeah. That was it. Thanks.

1:12:48 > 1:12:49For what?

1:12:49 > 1:12:50For being you.

1:13:00 > 1:13:02You stink of smoke.

1:13:02 > 1:13:03And you should learn to be polite.

1:13:03 > 1:13:06You're really old.

1:13:06 > 1:13:08Why don't you go and watch some television?

1:13:08 > 1:13:10How old are you?

1:13:10 > 1:13:14I'm as old as my hair and a bit older than my teeth. That's stupid.

1:13:14 > 1:13:17Little boys shouldn't be so rude. I'm not a little boy.

1:13:17 > 1:13:22Why don't you behave better? Why don't you behave like Jesus?

1:13:22 > 1:13:25I don't believe in Jesus... Or God. Oh, that's enough of that.

1:13:25 > 1:13:26DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

1:13:28 > 1:13:29Don't touch that.

1:13:29 > 1:13:32What do you think you're doing?! Look what you've done!

1:13:32 > 1:13:36You naughty, naughty boy! What do you think the vicar's going to say?!

1:13:39 > 1:13:42Ready? One, two, three.

1:13:43 > 1:13:45Ahhh!

1:13:47 > 1:13:49You going to have yours?

1:13:52 > 1:13:59It's nothing personal, it's not just you, it's all you...little people.

1:14:02 > 1:14:07My ex-wife... Your Auntie Aliyah. She wanted one like you.

1:14:07 > 1:14:09She really wanted kids.

1:14:11 > 1:14:14Then I got scared... I can't even take care of myself,

1:14:14 > 1:14:16let alone be responsible for someone else.

1:14:21 > 1:14:22Being a dad...

1:14:24 > 1:14:25I'd love it.

1:14:27 > 1:14:29I really would. I'd mess it up.

1:14:29 > 1:14:31HE SIGHS

1:14:31 > 1:14:36You know, that's what scares me about being a dad. Getting it wrong.

1:14:37 > 1:14:41This is top secret, between me and you... Yeah? You swear?

1:14:43 > 1:14:44Give me your little finger.

1:14:44 > 1:14:46Hmm?

1:14:46 > 1:14:49OK. You can call me Chacha...

1:14:49 > 1:14:51Chacha.

1:14:53 > 1:14:54If you let me explain, Sharon...

1:14:54 > 1:14:56I asked you to look after him, not abuse him.

1:14:56 > 1:14:59Look, he deliberately poured my sherry over my papers.

1:14:59 > 1:15:01You've been drinking? Oh, only the one.

1:15:01 > 1:15:04Did you pour that sherry on purpose, Denny? No.

1:15:04 > 1:15:06I'm afraid he ain't telling the truth, Sharon.

1:15:06 > 1:15:08So now my son's a liar? He's been playing me up all evening!

1:15:08 > 1:15:12Don't ever shout at him again. You keep away from him.

1:15:12 > 1:15:13Come on, baby.

1:15:18 > 1:15:19Right brother, big night.

1:15:21 > 1:15:23Don't wait up for me, OK?

1:15:23 > 1:15:26Babe, more than friends. 100%.

1:15:28 > 1:15:32Come on my little Poppidi-poppidi-pops, come on, girl.

1:15:32 > 1:15:33Squeeze me, squeeze me!

1:15:42 > 1:15:45Look, I should actually go as well, cos um,

1:15:45 > 1:15:48I've got to go and rescue AJ.

1:15:48 > 1:15:50You don't have to.

1:15:51 > 1:15:55We could get our own pack of cards, and carry on the game back at mine.

1:15:58 > 1:16:02It's, um, been a fun night, but...

1:16:02 > 1:16:03What's your problem?

1:16:07 > 1:16:08Alice...

1:16:08 > 1:16:09No, seriously.

1:16:10 > 1:16:12It's fine to kiss me during the game

1:16:12 > 1:16:13and then...

1:16:16 > 1:16:19We're just going round and round in circles.

1:16:19 > 1:16:22If you don't fancy me, can you just have the courage to tell me?

1:16:34 > 1:16:36Your surprise is ready.

1:16:36 > 1:16:38Oh, really? You think I'm going to be lured up there?

1:16:38 > 1:16:40Not bothered.

1:16:42 > 1:16:44Oh really...? Come here.

1:16:44 > 1:16:45SHE GIGGLES

1:16:45 > 1:16:47KNOCK AT DOOR

1:16:47 > 1:16:49Unless someone's lost a limb or the house is on fire,

1:16:49 > 1:16:52I do not want to know. What are you doing out of bed?

1:16:52 > 1:16:56I can't sleep. Well, just go back up and get snuggled in, it's past your bedtime.

1:16:56 > 1:16:58You know I'll come and check on you in a bit.

1:16:58 > 1:17:02I want Mas to read to me. Mas is a bit busy, darling.

1:17:02 > 1:17:06Please. Oh... Five minutes.

1:17:10 > 1:17:14Erm... Leave one of those for me.

1:17:18 > 1:17:21Alice... Please.

1:17:26 > 1:17:28Of course I like you.

1:17:28 > 1:17:31Then why do you close up every time we get a bit closer?

1:17:31 > 1:17:33What is it?

1:17:33 > 1:17:37You've been married, you're hardly a virgin, are you? No...

1:17:37 > 1:17:40Then what is it? Do you just want us to be friends? Is that it?

1:17:42 > 1:17:44Yeah, I want us to be friends.

1:17:44 > 1:17:46OK, fine, whatever.

1:17:46 > 1:17:50I want us to be friends but I want us to be more than friends as well.

1:17:50 > 1:17:53Well, you've got a funny way of showing it.

1:17:53 > 1:17:56Do you not find me attractive? I think you're beautiful.

1:17:56 > 1:17:57Then what is it?

1:17:59 > 1:18:00It's me...

1:18:02 > 1:18:03It's me.

1:18:05 > 1:18:09What if you don't like me like that?

1:18:09 > 1:18:11I just want to be with you, it'll be fine.

1:18:11 > 1:18:14So you're happy being in bed with some scarred freak.

1:18:14 > 1:18:17What? Is that what this is about?

1:18:17 > 1:18:20Do you honestly think I'd be worried about something like that?

1:18:20 > 1:18:23I worry, though, that's the point.

1:18:24 > 1:18:26I look disgusting, it's horrible.

1:18:26 > 1:18:29No, no, please, please don't say that.

1:18:31 > 1:18:34You're you, and you're so amazing.

1:18:37 > 1:18:38I want us to be together.

1:18:40 > 1:18:42I'm not judging you.

1:18:42 > 1:18:45Just like you're not judging me. Yeah, but you're perfect.

1:18:45 > 1:18:49You think so? You haven't seen my feet.

1:18:50 > 1:18:51SHE GIGGLES

1:18:54 > 1:18:58Tamwar, I want you exactly as you are. Every part of you.

1:19:09 > 1:19:11Five, four, three, two, one. Go.

1:19:11 > 1:19:15Go! Yeah. Yeah!

1:19:15 > 1:19:18Yeah! Cleaning up - done!

1:19:21 > 1:19:26Playtime! Come here, you. I've got you, haven't I?!

1:19:26 > 1:19:29What else do you want to play with? Just that one?

1:19:29 > 1:19:31I want to play with that one. This one?

1:19:31 > 1:19:35I want to play with this one! No!

1:19:35 > 1:19:38But it's mine!

1:19:38 > 1:19:39Innit?!

1:19:39 > 1:19:40THEY LAUGH

1:19:48 > 1:19:49It's OK.

1:20:34 > 1:20:36He settled down all right?

1:20:37 > 1:20:39Out like a light.

1:20:39 > 1:20:42The magic Mas touch saves the day again.

1:20:42 > 1:20:44Oh, I've got the magic touch, have I?

1:20:44 > 1:20:46THEY SIGH

1:20:47 > 1:20:51So. It's not quite how we planned it, is it?

1:20:51 > 1:20:53No. Still perfect, though.

1:20:53 > 1:20:55It's always perfect when I'm with you.

1:20:55 > 1:21:01No, really. I mean it. You and me. We're good together, aren't we?

1:21:01 > 1:21:03Yeah. We're not bad.

1:21:04 > 1:21:09I was expecting a romantic night but all this, the chaos...

1:21:09 > 1:21:11Noise... Doors slamming.

1:21:11 > 1:21:13All that. That's all part of it.

1:21:15 > 1:21:18Part of...why you're so beautiful.

1:21:21 > 1:21:23Why it's so right.

1:21:25 > 1:21:26Carol...

1:21:30 > 1:21:32I think I...

1:21:32 > 1:21:33DOORBELL RINGS

1:21:33 > 1:21:35What?

1:21:37 > 1:21:38I...

1:21:38 > 1:21:40DOORBELL RINGS AGAIN

1:21:40 > 1:21:43Oh! I'm so sorry.

1:21:45 > 1:21:48This better be important. Yeah.

1:21:57 > 1:21:58Carol.

1:22:01 > 1:22:02You going to invite me in?

1:22:04 > 1:22:08Or do you want me standing on the doorstep all night?

1:22:10 > 1:22:14Oh, the motor? Nothing special.

1:22:20 > 1:22:24Well, this is nice, ain't it?

1:22:24 > 1:22:26What are you doing here? I can't stop, Carol.

1:22:26 > 1:22:30I'm just passing through. Thought I'd pop in, see the family.

1:22:32 > 1:22:34Problem?

1:22:34 > 1:22:35You...you can't come here.

1:22:35 > 1:22:37Eh? You can't.

1:22:37 > 1:22:39Well, I'm here, ain't I? Can't pretend I'm not.

1:22:39 > 1:22:41Everything OK?

1:22:41 > 1:22:45Er, yeah. Yeah, just an unexpected visitor.

1:22:45 > 1:22:48Hi. I'm Masood.

1:22:50 > 1:22:52This is David.

1:22:52 > 1:22:55Yeah, I recognise him. From the funeral. Eh?

1:22:55 > 1:22:58Pat. We were there, my wife and I. A very sad day.

1:22:58 > 1:23:01Lovely lady, your mother.

1:23:01 > 1:23:04Yeah. Quite. So...

1:23:04 > 1:23:05We're having dinner.

1:23:05 > 1:23:07And your wife?

1:23:07 > 1:23:09We're not together any more.

1:23:10 > 1:23:12Right.

1:23:13 > 1:23:15Ooh, cosy.

1:23:17 > 1:23:19Very cosy.

1:23:19 > 1:23:20A quiet night in?

1:23:22 > 1:23:24What are you doing here?

1:23:24 > 1:23:29Like I said, just popped round. See the family. See my daughter.

1:23:29 > 1:23:32Our daughter. Is she in?

1:23:32 > 1:23:33No.

1:23:33 > 1:23:35What time are you expecting her back?

1:23:35 > 1:23:37She's away at the moment. Really? Where?

1:23:37 > 1:23:39Does it matter?

1:23:39 > 1:23:41Well, I've come all this way to see her, Carol.

1:23:41 > 1:23:43Like I said, she's not here.

1:23:43 > 1:23:45So where is she?

1:23:45 > 1:23:46What do you want?

1:23:46 > 1:23:48I want to see Bianca.

1:23:48 > 1:23:51Well, she's not here, so you can't see her.

1:23:51 > 1:23:54I'm getting a little bit of attitude off you, Carol.

1:23:54 > 1:23:58A little bit of aggression. Wouldn't you say, Mahood?

1:23:58 > 1:24:00Masood. It's not really helping the atmosphere, is it?

1:24:00 > 1:24:03I really wouldn't know, sorry.

1:24:03 > 1:24:06No? Not sensitive to atmosphere, then?

1:24:11 > 1:24:13We're trying to have a quiet, romantic night in.

1:24:13 > 1:24:17You know, perhaps it would be better if you rang next time, give us a little bit of warning.

1:24:17 > 1:24:20We could plan a welcoming committee. Presumably that's what you'd like?

1:24:20 > 1:24:22I'd like to see my daughter.

1:24:22 > 1:24:24I have got a present for her.

1:24:24 > 1:24:25Then you can leave it with me.

1:24:25 > 1:24:27No. It's valuable, Carol.

1:24:27 > 1:24:29I want to put it in her hand personally.

1:24:29 > 1:24:31Carol's very trustworthy, you know.

1:24:31 > 1:24:33She's the most honest person that I know.

1:24:33 > 1:24:35Oh, yeah, she's honest, all right.

1:24:35 > 1:24:37When it suits her.

1:24:37 > 1:24:39What's that mean? Mean? Nothing.

1:24:39 > 1:24:42You're the salt of the earth, Carol.

1:24:42 > 1:24:44You say what you mean, you mean what you say,

1:24:44 > 1:24:46except when it comes to little things,

1:24:46 > 1:24:47like telling me I had a daughter.

1:24:47 > 1:24:51Easy mistake to make, I suppose. You just forget to mention it.

1:24:51 > 1:24:54Next thing you know, 18 years have flown by.

1:24:55 > 1:24:56Do you mind?

1:24:56 > 1:24:58Yes, I do, actually.

1:24:59 > 1:25:03It's my mother's. No-one's touched it since, by the looks of it.

1:25:04 > 1:25:07She always was partial to a little brandy.

1:25:07 > 1:25:09Do you know, when I was a kid,

1:25:09 > 1:25:12I used to think all mothers smelt like this.

1:25:16 > 1:25:17Cheers, Mum.

1:25:22 > 1:25:24Do you want one?

1:25:24 > 1:25:25I don't drink.

1:25:25 > 1:25:27No? Teetotal, are you?

1:25:27 > 1:25:29It's against my beliefs.

1:25:30 > 1:25:32Have you managed to convert Carol?

1:25:32 > 1:25:34I'm sorry?

1:25:34 > 1:25:38To your beliefs. Must be tricky, mustn't it?

1:25:38 > 1:25:43Going out with someone who's from such a different background.

1:25:43 > 1:25:47You are going out, aren't you? "Dating"?

1:25:47 > 1:25:50We are in a relationship, yeah. It's none of your business.

1:25:50 > 1:25:51No, no. Course it's not.

1:25:53 > 1:25:55What am I like?

1:25:55 > 1:25:58I've got no finesse, have I?

1:25:58 > 1:26:03Just barge in here, demanding this and that. What am I thinking?

1:26:03 > 1:26:06I'll tell you what, though, Carol,

1:26:06 > 1:26:12this place - it don't half feel like home.

1:26:12 > 1:26:16Yeah, well, don't get comfortable. You're not staying long.

1:26:18 > 1:26:20Ooh!

1:26:20 > 1:26:21Needed that, did you?

1:26:23 > 1:26:26Listen, why don't you go, Mas? I can deal with this.

1:26:26 > 1:26:27This? You.

1:26:29 > 1:26:30Yeah. Good idea.

1:26:30 > 1:26:32Go on. Shuffle along.

1:26:36 > 1:26:38I don't think so.

1:26:44 > 1:26:46I'll tell you what -

1:26:46 > 1:26:47why don't I pop up, see the kids,

1:26:47 > 1:26:50then maybe when I come down, you'll remember where Bianca is.

1:26:50 > 1:26:54She's not here. David... What? Bianca's away, she's on a course.

1:26:54 > 1:26:56She's not going to be back for a few weeks,

1:26:56 > 1:27:00so either take your present or you leave it with me - your choice.

1:27:00 > 1:27:02Where's the course? I'm not telling you.

1:27:02 > 1:27:04Why not? Because she's happy.

1:27:04 > 1:27:06She's having a good time, focusing on herself for once.

1:27:06 > 1:27:09I'm not having you turning up, ruining everything for her.

1:27:09 > 1:27:12Is that what I do, Carol? Just turn up and ruin things?

1:27:12 > 1:27:13What do you think?

1:27:13 > 1:27:15I think I'll see the kids now.

1:27:15 > 1:27:16No, you will not see the kids.

1:27:16 > 1:27:18I'm their grandfather. Yeah?

1:27:18 > 1:27:21Well, Grandad, if you want to see 'em, make an appointment.

1:27:21 > 1:27:22DOORBELL RINGS

1:27:22 > 1:27:26Oh, that might be for me, actually.

1:27:26 > 1:27:27Is David here?

1:27:29 > 1:27:32Sorry to burst in. I wasn't sure what happened to you.

1:27:32 > 1:27:37This is Naomi. Carol, Mamood.

1:27:37 > 1:27:39Masood. Pleased to meet you.

1:27:39 > 1:27:40Likewise, I'm sure.

1:27:40 > 1:27:42Carol. All right?

1:27:42 > 1:27:45Listen, I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm dying for the loo. All right?

1:27:45 > 1:27:51Uh...upstairs, third on the left. The kids are asleep.

1:27:51 > 1:27:53Or should be, so if you wouldn't mind.

1:27:53 > 1:27:54No, I'll tippy toe all the way up.

1:27:54 > 1:27:56Thought you should have this. Yeah.

1:27:56 > 1:27:59Don't want to leave it in the car, do we?

1:28:09 > 1:28:11She seems nice.

1:28:11 > 1:28:13Yeah. She likes to take care of herself.

1:28:13 > 1:28:16You know, Pilates. I've got no idea what that is.

1:28:16 > 1:28:19Yeah, well, soon as she comes down, you're out of here.

1:28:19 > 1:28:22Are you not even curious about my life, Carol?

1:28:22 > 1:28:25What I've been up to? I don't need to be. I got eyes.

1:28:25 > 1:28:26What's that supposed to mean?

1:28:26 > 1:28:29She's wearing a wedding ring. So?

1:28:29 > 1:28:33What makes you think I'm not the one that's given it to her? Are you?

1:28:33 > 1:28:35I think I'll have another brandy, while I'm waiting.

1:28:35 > 1:28:38Look, I know I'm not part of this family... No, you're not.

1:28:38 > 1:28:41But Carol is obviously very uncomfortable with you here,

1:28:41 > 1:28:43especially after last time.

1:28:43 > 1:28:44Last time?

1:28:44 > 1:28:45When you were here before.

1:28:47 > 1:28:48Sorry, you've lost me.

1:28:48 > 1:28:50Look, I know you didn't treat her very well,

1:28:50 > 1:28:53and now you're back in here, traipsing around like lord of the manor.

1:28:53 > 1:28:56This is my mother's house. Janine's, actually.

1:28:56 > 1:28:59My mum lived here. That's all her stuff, ain't it?

1:28:59 > 1:29:01That's her furniture. That's her bar.

1:29:01 > 1:29:06All her pictures on the shelf there. My grandkids are upstairs.

1:29:06 > 1:29:13I've got as much right to be here as anyone, so...

1:29:13 > 1:29:15You're out of your depth.

1:29:16 > 1:29:18Have another one, Carol?

1:29:18 > 1:29:20No. And you don't get to talk to him like that.

1:29:20 > 1:29:23Why? What're you going to do? Get your brothers round, beat me up?

1:29:23 > 1:29:25Get Derek to stamp on my head?

1:29:25 > 1:29:26Derek's dead.

1:29:28 > 1:29:31So he's not going to do anything to you, is he?

1:29:31 > 1:29:32And I don't need him to.

1:29:32 > 1:29:37I don't need to be protected by my brothers, by my lover, by anyone.

1:29:37 > 1:29:39Cos I can tell you straight to your face, David,

1:29:39 > 1:29:41you're not wanted here.

1:29:41 > 1:29:44That is a lovely bathroom. Really retro.

1:29:44 > 1:29:45It's just old.

1:29:45 > 1:29:47Oh, no, I love a family bathroom.

1:29:47 > 1:29:51It's got all little toys all round the bath. It's really friendly.

1:29:51 > 1:29:53Got a cigarette? I ain't got 'em, have I? They'll be in the car.

1:29:53 > 1:29:56Well, go and get me one. You're not stopping!

1:29:56 > 1:29:59Let's have a cup of tea, shall we? Quick cup of tea before we get back on the road?

1:29:59 > 1:30:01Well, have we got time? Yeah, course we got time.

1:30:01 > 1:30:03You can get to know the family better.

1:30:03 > 1:30:06Naomi's got a boy of her own. She don't see him much.

1:30:06 > 1:30:09He's in property in Spain. That's where we met.

1:30:09 > 1:30:12Under a sultry sun. She looks fetching in a bikini.

1:30:12 > 1:30:15It's Pilates. And a strict juice regime.

1:30:15 > 1:30:18It sounds boring, but actually it really isn't.

1:30:18 > 1:30:20Come on, cup of tea, yeah? You're not stopping, David.

1:30:20 > 1:30:23No, no, no. I want to hear about Derek and his untimely demise.

1:30:23 > 1:30:26We were close, you know, in the old days.

1:30:26 > 1:30:30He broke my nose. Punctured my lung, broke four ribs.

1:30:30 > 1:30:32I was in hospital for a week.

1:30:32 > 1:30:33I didn't even get a visit.

1:30:33 > 1:30:37Maybe we should skip the tea, eh? No, we're having a cup of tea, and then we're going.

1:30:37 > 1:30:39I want to show you the family album. You've got an album, Carol?

1:30:39 > 1:30:43I ain't got no photos any more. Not of anyone. I'd love Nai to see Bianca and the kids.

1:30:43 > 1:30:44That's Bianca, my daughter.

1:30:44 > 1:30:46She's not here? No. Seems not.

1:30:46 > 1:30:50Seems she's away on a course. Very clever girl, my daughter.

1:30:50 > 1:30:51Kitchen's this way.

1:30:51 > 1:30:52See you in a sec.

1:30:57 > 1:30:58What a dump. Shh!

1:31:00 > 1:31:03Is this really your family?

1:31:03 > 1:31:05Well, like I said, my daughter's away.

1:31:05 > 1:31:07She's the one I'd have liked you to meet.

1:31:07 > 1:31:09And that Carol, she's your ex?

1:31:09 > 1:31:12Teenage sweetheart. Nothing more.

1:31:12 > 1:31:14I'm so sorry about this. I didn't know he was going to turn up.

1:31:14 > 1:31:16It's all right, don't worry about it.

1:31:16 > 1:31:19He just wants to be the big man, stake his claim, I understand.

1:31:19 > 1:31:21I think you should go.

1:31:21 > 1:31:23Nonsense. I'm fine.

1:31:23 > 1:31:26Besides, I haven't seen that "naughty surprise" yet.

1:31:26 > 1:31:28It's not that naughty.

1:31:28 > 1:31:31No? Now, you're not being coy?

1:31:31 > 1:31:34No, I just made the bedroom nice, that was all.

1:31:34 > 1:31:36All right, well, I'll tell you what, as soon as they're gone,

1:31:36 > 1:31:39I'll let you carry me up the stairs and have your wicked way with me.

1:31:39 > 1:31:40All right?

1:31:40 > 1:31:43Yeah. I might just take you up on that.

1:31:44 > 1:31:47OK. Mugs. Kettle's on.

1:31:47 > 1:31:48We just need some milk.

1:31:48 > 1:31:49You're being weird.

1:31:51 > 1:31:52Hmm?

1:31:52 > 1:31:54You're being weird.

1:31:54 > 1:31:59Well, it's a strange situation, isn't it? On the run.

1:31:59 > 1:32:04Big bag of money. Money that don't belong to you.

1:32:04 > 1:32:06What's that?

1:32:06 > 1:32:08It's a present for my daughter.

1:32:08 > 1:32:10Oh, yeah? What sort of present?

1:32:10 > 1:32:12Never you mind. Nothing to do with you.

1:32:12 > 1:32:14Give it to me.

1:32:16 > 1:32:18How much are you thinking of giving her?

1:32:18 > 1:32:20That's between me and her. This is our money.

1:32:20 > 1:32:23No. It's money that I earned, Naomi.

1:32:23 > 1:32:25It's a parting gift to my little girl.

1:32:25 > 1:32:26And I'm going to make sure she gets it.

1:32:26 > 1:32:29There's got to be 20 grand in there! So? What's that?

1:32:29 > 1:32:33500 quid for every year I've been a crap father to her.

1:32:33 > 1:32:36She deserves it. So you think we can afford to just give away that sort of money?

1:32:36 > 1:32:38We've got loads. Yeah. A big bag full.

1:32:38 > 1:32:40My husband's money.

1:32:40 > 1:32:43Well, I always said he was very generous, your old man.

1:32:43 > 1:32:46Splashing the cash. Donating his wife to the cause.

1:32:46 > 1:32:47I beg your pardon?

1:32:47 > 1:32:49OK - milk. Mugs. Make the tea.

1:32:49 > 1:32:51Oi, oi! You can make a pot of tea, can't you?

1:32:51 > 1:32:55Or are you really that spoilt? I'm not some sort of skivvy!

1:32:55 > 1:32:56Where you going?

1:32:56 > 1:33:01I want to have a conversation without you bleating in my ear.

1:33:01 > 1:33:04With her? With that old frump?

1:33:04 > 1:33:06Carol is not a frump.

1:33:06 > 1:33:08Well, she looks like one.

1:33:08 > 1:33:10What've you got to talk to her about, anyway?

1:33:10 > 1:33:14You wouldn't understand. So you just expect me to run away with you, do you,

1:33:14 > 1:33:17without you telling me the slightest little thing about your life?

1:33:17 > 1:33:19You know everything about my life.

1:33:19 > 1:33:21I know what you did last week. Last month.

1:33:21 > 1:33:23I know what you like to eat.

1:33:23 > 1:33:27I know what you're like in bed. I know nothing else.

1:33:28 > 1:33:32Well, maybe that's just the way I like it. I don't.

1:33:35 > 1:33:38Well, maybe you picked the wrong man to cheat on your husband with.

1:33:38 > 1:33:41You seduced me.

1:33:41 > 1:33:43Did I? Mmm. Did I?

1:33:43 > 1:33:47Cos I seem to remember that you were lolling over me,

1:33:47 > 1:33:50asking me to help you with the button on your blouse.

1:33:50 > 1:33:53What was that, a friendly gesture?

1:33:53 > 1:33:55You're disgusting.

1:33:55 > 1:33:56No, you're disgusting.

1:33:59 > 1:34:01Look at you.

1:34:01 > 1:34:03Done up to the nines.

1:34:03 > 1:34:07What for? What's the point? Who you trying to impress?

1:34:07 > 1:34:11You care more about that money than you do about me.

1:34:11 > 1:34:14You're using me. And I'm using you.

1:34:14 > 1:34:15It's simple as that.

1:34:15 > 1:34:17I love you.

1:34:19 > 1:34:21Love me? Do you?

1:34:21 > 1:34:24Yeah. Of course I do. You're my boy.

1:34:24 > 1:34:25You're my lovely boy.

1:34:25 > 1:34:27I'm 51.

1:34:27 > 1:34:28You don't look it.

1:34:32 > 1:34:34You don't feel it.

1:34:34 > 1:34:36Very alluring.

1:34:38 > 1:34:40Maybe this was a mistake, eh?

1:34:40 > 1:34:42Maybe this whole thing was a mistake.

1:34:44 > 1:34:50Well, I tell you what - you don't like it, here y'are.

1:34:50 > 1:34:51Give Don a call. Eh?

1:34:51 > 1:34:54You never know, if you cry enough, he might just take you back.

1:34:54 > 1:34:55You don't think I would?

1:34:55 > 1:34:58Cos he could be here in five minutes.

1:34:58 > 1:35:00I don't think you've got the guts.

1:35:02 > 1:35:05David. Please don't be like this.

1:35:06 > 1:35:07I've got to speak to Carol.

1:35:07 > 1:35:10I've given up everything for you.

1:35:10 > 1:35:13I've taken my husband's money, and I've given you everything.

1:35:13 > 1:35:15That not enough for you?

1:35:15 > 1:35:16Touch of milk. No sugar.

1:35:24 > 1:35:27What the hell's that? Nothing. She's just dropped something. Clumsy mare.

1:35:27 > 1:35:29Can we talk? No, I've got nothing to say to you.

1:35:29 > 1:35:31Have your cup of tea and get out. Carol, please...

1:35:31 > 1:35:33What was that noise?

1:35:33 > 1:35:35Nothing, sweetheart. Just go back up to bed.

1:35:35 > 1:35:36Grandad? Hello, darling.

1:35:36 > 1:35:40Is it really you? Yeah. It's me. I've come back to see you.

1:35:40 > 1:35:41To see me? And your mum.

1:35:41 > 1:35:43Mum isn't here. She's... No, it's fine. Go on.

1:35:43 > 1:35:45Just go up to bed, sweetheart.

1:35:45 > 1:35:47Grandad's here. I know. Just give him a kiss goodbye.

1:35:47 > 1:35:49Let me put her up to bed. No. No, it's fine. I can do it.

1:35:49 > 1:35:51I want Grandad. Outvoted. Sorry.

1:35:51 > 1:35:53Go on, up you go.

1:35:54 > 1:35:55Don't wake up Morgan.

1:35:58 > 1:36:02This is a disaster. He's her grandad. She's bound to be thrilled.

1:36:02 > 1:36:03What's she doing in there?

1:36:03 > 1:36:05Making tea?

1:36:05 > 1:36:08Well, can you go and check on her? Move things along.

1:36:08 > 1:36:09Carol...

1:36:09 > 1:36:10You got grey hair.

1:36:10 > 1:36:13Yeah, all right. I got a couple.

1:36:13 > 1:36:15Makes me look distinguished.

1:36:15 > 1:36:18You need a lot more if you want to look like a proper grandad.

1:36:18 > 1:36:20What's a proper grandad like?

1:36:20 > 1:36:23Old. Grey. With a walking stick.

1:36:23 > 1:36:25You're more like an uncle.

1:36:25 > 1:36:27Well, I'm not an uncle.

1:36:27 > 1:36:28I'm your grandad.

1:36:29 > 1:36:30I'm very proud, I am, of you.

1:36:32 > 1:36:35Do you know, you're the spit of your mum when she was your age.

1:36:37 > 1:36:41Not that I knew her then, but I've seen photos.

1:36:41 > 1:36:44And you are beautiful.

1:36:44 > 1:36:45And I got a boyfriend.

1:36:45 > 1:36:48Have you? What's his name?

1:36:48 > 1:36:49Bobby. Bobby Beale.

1:36:51 > 1:36:52Is he nice?

1:36:52 > 1:36:54Very nice. And very good-looking.

1:36:55 > 1:36:57But his dad won't let us see each other.

1:36:57 > 1:36:58Is his dad Ian Beale?

1:36:58 > 1:37:01Yeah. He's mean. He's really mean.

1:37:01 > 1:37:02Yeah, I know. I know him.

1:37:02 > 1:37:03Was he mean to you?

1:37:06 > 1:37:07Not exactly, no.

1:37:07 > 1:37:09Come on, get back to sleep.

1:37:09 > 1:37:12I've been a very bad grandad and I woke you up.

1:37:12 > 1:37:15Come on, shift over, that's it. Good girl.

1:37:15 > 1:37:17Will I see you in the morning?

1:37:17 > 1:37:19No, my darling.

1:37:19 > 1:37:21But don't think that when I'm not around,

1:37:21 > 1:37:23I don't think about you, cos I do.

1:37:23 > 1:37:25Why don't you send me postcards, then?

1:37:25 > 1:37:27I will. I'll do that. I'll send you a postcard from Spain.

1:37:27 > 1:37:29Is that where you're going? Yep.

1:37:29 > 1:37:35This time tomorrow I'll be sipping Martinis by the pool.

1:37:35 > 1:37:36Can I come and visit?

1:37:36 > 1:37:38I hope so. Maybe...

1:37:38 > 1:37:40one day.

1:37:40 > 1:37:41We'll see.

1:37:42 > 1:37:44Come on, lay down. Night-night, darling.

1:37:45 > 1:37:47Please be here in the morning.

1:37:47 > 1:37:49I'll see you soon.

1:37:53 > 1:37:55Night. Sleep tight.

1:37:56 > 1:37:57Checking up on me?

1:37:58 > 1:38:01I said good night and switched the light off.

1:38:01 > 1:38:02Don't spoil it.

1:38:03 > 1:38:05You've had your fun and games. Now just go.

1:38:07 > 1:38:08I want a cup of tea. There is no cup of tea.

1:38:08 > 1:38:11Just go downstairs and get out of here.

1:38:11 > 1:38:13David...

1:38:15 > 1:38:16HE SMIRKS

1:38:19 > 1:38:20Romantic.

1:38:21 > 1:38:23What's the matter? Embarrassed?

1:38:23 > 1:38:25Last time I was in this bedroom...

1:38:27 > 1:38:30..my mum was lying in that bed, breathing her last.

1:38:33 > 1:38:35Now, I can hardly remember her face.

1:38:36 > 1:38:40There's a photo downstairs. You can take it with you when you go.

1:38:40 > 1:38:41So you and him...

1:38:45 > 1:38:47..serious, is it?

1:38:47 > 1:38:48I don't care to discuss it.

1:38:48 > 1:38:52Are you in love?

1:38:52 > 1:38:53Maybe.

1:38:56 > 1:38:59She's left her husband for you, hasn't she?

1:38:59 > 1:39:02That was her choice, Carol. I didn't make her do anything.

1:39:03 > 1:39:06Anyway, she's well out of it. He's no good for her.

1:39:06 > 1:39:08He don't appreciate her.

1:39:08 > 1:39:11What, like Ian didn't appreciate Cindy?

1:39:11 > 1:39:13Like that, is it?

1:39:13 > 1:39:15Yeah. Something like that, yeah.

1:39:16 > 1:39:18Do you know what drew me to her in the first place?

1:39:18 > 1:39:21Know what it was? When I first met her, she reminded me of you.

1:39:21 > 1:39:23Of me? No she's nothing like me.

1:39:23 > 1:39:25She was dancing in a bar.

1:39:25 > 1:39:26Off her face, she was.

1:39:28 > 1:39:29She had this look about her.

1:39:29 > 1:39:33It reminded me of a night, a long time ago, when I first...met you.

1:39:35 > 1:39:35Remember that?

1:39:37 > 1:39:39No. No, I don't.

1:39:39 > 1:39:42You can't lie to me, Carol. I know you. I know you.

1:39:42 > 1:39:45Well, you know what? I don't dance any more. I've not danced in years.

1:39:45 > 1:39:48That's a shame because I'd like to see you dance again.

1:39:48 > 1:39:49You can't charm me, David.

1:39:51 > 1:39:53You know me. I know you. Do you?

1:39:53 > 1:39:54Yeah, I know enough.

1:39:54 > 1:39:58I know the last time I saw you I was on my knees in the Square,

1:39:58 > 1:39:59watching you drive away.

1:39:59 > 1:40:01Yeah, and I feel bad about that. That was a mistake.

1:40:02 > 1:40:04But you know that, don't you?

1:40:04 > 1:40:07Because I wrote and told you exactly how I felt.

1:40:07 > 1:40:09It doesn't matter. Well, it matters to me.

1:40:09 > 1:40:11It didn't even take me a week, not a day,

1:40:11 > 1:40:12to realise that...

1:40:14 > 1:40:18..that was the biggest mistake of my life.

1:40:18 > 1:40:21Those days after I left, all I could think about was...

1:40:21 > 1:40:24looking in that mirror and seeing you, leaving you behind.

1:40:26 > 1:40:27I felt sick to my stomach.

1:40:28 > 1:40:29Then why did you do it?

1:40:34 > 1:40:35Cos it's what I do.

1:40:37 > 1:40:38I run away.

1:40:39 > 1:40:41Done it all my life.

1:40:41 > 1:40:43I really thought it would be different.

1:40:43 > 1:40:47I thought I could change, but when it came to it, I couldn't.

1:40:49 > 1:40:50I was scared.

1:40:50 > 1:40:53Scared? Scared of what? Derek?

1:40:53 > 1:40:54No.

1:40:54 > 1:40:57No, I was scared of what I'd do to you.

1:40:57 > 1:40:58That I'd let you down.

1:41:00 > 1:41:03I was scared that we'd...

1:41:03 > 1:41:04we'd get ten miles down the road,

1:41:04 > 1:41:06I'd panic, leave you in a hotel room,

1:41:06 > 1:41:08you'd wake up on your own, knowing I was no good.

1:41:08 > 1:41:10So you were trying to save me from a fate worse than death,

1:41:10 > 1:41:11is that it?

1:41:11 > 1:41:13Yeah. Yeah, I think...I think I was.

1:41:13 > 1:41:15You weren't trying to save yourself?

1:41:16 > 1:41:18I don't know, Carol. I don't know.

1:41:18 > 1:41:22All I know is I ain't had a moment's peace since.

1:41:22 > 1:41:23Not a moment.

1:41:23 > 1:41:26All I wanted to do was come back here, take you in my arms

1:41:26 > 1:41:28and be with you again.

1:41:28 > 1:41:29Be with me?

1:41:29 > 1:41:31Yeah. Be with you. You and me. Together.

1:41:33 > 1:41:34I'm ready now, Carol.

1:41:34 > 1:41:35I am.

1:41:35 > 1:41:39I know it's taken me 40 years to be ready but...

1:41:39 > 1:41:40now I am.

1:41:42 > 1:41:44You're incredible. You really are.

1:41:45 > 1:41:47You got a married woman downstairs.

1:41:49 > 1:41:51She's nothing. She's given up her life for you.

1:41:51 > 1:41:53That was her choice. I don't want her.

1:41:56 > 1:41:58I want you. Well, you can't have me.

1:41:58 > 1:42:00All right? I'm with somebody else now.

1:42:00 > 1:42:02You made your choice. You left.

1:42:02 > 1:42:05But I wrote to you. I wrote to you again and again.

1:42:06 > 1:42:09Begging you to forgive me. Explaining how I felt. Yeah.

1:42:11 > 1:42:15You didn't respond. Not one call. Not a letter.

1:42:15 > 1:42:16If you wanted me so much

1:42:16 > 1:42:19why didn't you just come right back and grab me?

1:42:19 > 1:42:20How could I after what happened? How could I?

1:42:20 > 1:42:23I needed to know if you'd give me a chance. You could have called.

1:42:23 > 1:42:27I would've lost my nerve, Carol, I'd have chickened out.

1:42:27 > 1:42:30No, I wrote down on a bit of paper, what I felt,

1:42:30 > 1:42:32I put it in an envelope, and I sent it.

1:42:32 > 1:42:34That way I couldn't back out.

1:42:35 > 1:42:36But you gave me nothing.

1:42:36 > 1:42:39You could have at least put me out of my misery. One call. One letter.

1:42:39 > 1:42:41One little sentence on a scrap of paper.

1:42:43 > 1:42:44I never got any of the letters.

1:42:46 > 1:42:48Not then, anyway. Not till after...

1:42:49 > 1:42:50After? After what?

1:42:50 > 1:42:51After. After Derek died.

1:42:51 > 1:42:54Derek? Yeah. He found the letters.

1:42:54 > 1:42:56He kept them and he hid them from me.

1:42:56 > 1:42:59It was only on the day of the funeral that one of them turned up.

1:43:00 > 1:43:02Right. So why didn't you call?

1:43:02 > 1:43:03I did.

1:43:04 > 1:43:05I did. I just tried the number,

1:43:05 > 1:43:08but it didn't exist any more.

1:43:08 > 1:43:09But you tried to?

1:43:09 > 1:43:11Yeah. I thought I should.

1:43:11 > 1:43:15And then...and then I realised it was a mistake, you know?

1:43:15 > 1:43:17So I just ripped up the letter and I threw it away.

1:43:17 > 1:43:18Why? I didn't want it.

1:43:18 > 1:43:20I didn't want it anywhere near me. Why not?

1:43:22 > 1:43:24Because I didn't want to be reminded,

1:43:24 > 1:43:27tempted...tempted to try and find you.

1:43:28 > 1:43:30So you were tempted?

1:43:34 > 1:43:35I didn't want to go back there.

1:43:35 > 1:43:36Why not?

1:43:38 > 1:43:39What did you think would happen?

1:43:39 > 1:43:42Tell me, what did you think would happen between us?

1:43:44 > 1:43:46I need you to go downstairs. No, no, no, no.

1:43:48 > 1:43:51Tell me, Carol. What do you think would happen?

1:43:51 > 1:43:54What would always happen. I'd tell you to go away.

1:43:54 > 1:43:56You'd get under my skin and, before I knew it,

1:43:56 > 1:43:58we'd be back in bed, in love.

1:43:58 > 1:44:00I would give you my love

1:44:00 > 1:44:03and you would throw it back in my face and leave me.

1:44:03 > 1:44:05Leave me broken-hearted, bitter and alone,

1:44:05 > 1:44:08that's what would have happened cos that's what always happens.

1:44:08 > 1:44:10You wanted to see me. You tried to call me?

1:44:10 > 1:44:11It was a mistake.

1:44:11 > 1:44:12But you wanted to?

1:44:14 > 1:44:17What does it matter? It was months ago. Nearly a year.

1:44:17 > 1:44:22I've moved on. It was a...it was a moment's weakness, that's all.

1:44:22 > 1:44:23So you took up with him?

1:44:24 > 1:44:26Nice. Dependable.

1:44:26 > 1:44:28Homely.

1:44:28 > 1:44:31See all this. This is for him.

1:44:31 > 1:44:33We're not just friends. We're...

1:44:34 > 1:44:35We're together in every way.

1:44:39 > 1:44:40But you don't love him?

1:44:42 > 1:44:45You don't know what I feel. You love me. Oh, no. You love me.

1:44:45 > 1:44:47No, I could never love you. Not again.

1:44:47 > 1:44:48No, you-you killed that.

1:44:50 > 1:44:52What, cos I made a little mistake and I ran away?

1:44:52 > 1:44:54No, no, cos you couldn't take a risk.

1:44:54 > 1:44:55The risk of something real.

1:44:57 > 1:44:59You didn't want to hurt me, you didn't want to let me down.

1:44:59 > 1:45:01That is just all lies, David.

1:45:01 > 1:45:03Lies to make you feel better about who you are.

1:45:03 > 1:45:05Really? And who am I, then Carol?

1:45:08 > 1:45:10You? You're a sad damaged little man

1:45:10 > 1:45:13incapable of any real feeling.

1:45:14 > 1:45:17You're not worthy of my love, David, you never were.

1:45:17 > 1:45:20I don't believe you. I don't believe you mean that.

1:45:20 > 1:45:22I want you to go and I want you to go now. No, no, no.

1:45:22 > 1:45:25Would you just let... Will you just let go of me?!

1:45:25 > 1:45:26I love you. I do.

1:45:27 > 1:45:29I'm not back here for Bianca, to give her a present.

1:45:29 > 1:45:32I'm back here for you. You. Only you. Let go of me. I mean it.

1:45:35 > 1:45:36You're trembling.

1:45:40 > 1:45:42Don't, I just... Just-just go.

1:45:42 > 1:45:43I can't. Please.

1:45:43 > 1:45:45I don't want you. Nothing's going to happen.

1:45:45 > 1:45:49I swear on my grandchildren's lives. On their sleeping heads.

1:45:49 > 1:45:51I don't love you. I never will.

1:45:51 > 1:45:53You let people down.

1:45:53 > 1:45:56Even your mum. Even your mum at the end.

1:45:56 > 1:45:57That was all lies.

1:45:57 > 1:46:01You didn't love her, you didn't care about her, you just felt guilty.

1:46:02 > 1:46:04That's not true. I think it is.

1:46:04 > 1:46:06Well, it's not. That's who I think you are.

1:46:09 > 1:46:11Now if you don't mind...

1:46:11 > 1:46:14I'm trying to have a quiet night in with my boyfriend.

1:46:31 > 1:46:32Tea's up.

1:46:34 > 1:46:36Naomi, we're going. No, I want a cup of tea.

1:46:36 > 1:46:39We're going. No, let's sit down, have a nice little friendly chat.

1:46:39 > 1:46:42I want to hear about your family. Naomi. We're not wanted here.

1:46:42 > 1:46:45I'm thirsty and we've got a long journey. So just relax.

1:46:45 > 1:46:48What's the matter with you? Nothing. Do you want this tea or not?

1:46:48 > 1:46:51DOOR BELL RINGS

1:46:51 > 1:46:52What have you done?

1:46:52 > 1:46:53Nothing you don't deserve.

1:46:53 > 1:46:55Carol, don't... Carol!

1:46:58 > 1:47:01Don. Don, I'm really glad you could come.

1:47:01 > 1:47:02Where's my money? It's here.

1:47:05 > 1:47:07You got anything to say?

1:47:09 > 1:47:11There's a spare cup of tea going, if you fancy it?

1:47:11 > 1:47:15She's a married woman. We're supposed to be partners.

1:47:15 > 1:47:16What's wrong with you?

1:47:18 > 1:47:19I don't know, Don. Why don't you ask my ex?

1:47:19 > 1:47:22I'm sure between the two of you, you can work it out.

1:47:22 > 1:47:24Can you take this outside? I've got kids upstairs.

1:47:24 > 1:47:26Don, we don't need him. Where's the rest?

1:47:26 > 1:47:27He's got 20 grand on him.

1:47:27 > 1:47:28Give it to me.

1:47:29 > 1:47:31No, this is mine.

1:47:31 > 1:47:32Take it off him.

1:47:32 > 1:47:35No, this is my money. It's for my daughter. It's a gift. It's mine!

1:47:35 > 1:47:37Don, it's mine!

1:47:37 > 1:47:38HE GROANS

1:47:40 > 1:47:41Clean him out.

1:47:44 > 1:47:48In future, keep your hands out of other people's pockets,

1:47:48 > 1:47:50off other men's wives.

1:47:50 > 1:47:52Let's go.

1:47:52 > 1:47:54You too.

1:47:58 > 1:48:00David? Where're you going? David?

1:48:00 > 1:48:01Nan?

1:48:01 > 1:48:03Go back upstairs. Masood.

1:48:03 > 1:48:05Come on you two. Up.

1:48:06 > 1:48:08Leo's going to borrow your motor. Hope you don't mind.

1:48:08 > 1:48:11Fine. Take it. But leave me that, Don.

1:48:11 > 1:48:13It's my money, Don. It's for my daughter.

1:48:13 > 1:48:14CAROL: David?

1:48:14 > 1:48:18It's for my little girl. What are you doing? Leave him alone!

1:48:18 > 1:48:19HE GROANS

1:48:22 > 1:48:24You're killing him! Stop it!

1:48:33 > 1:48:36Here. I won't leave with you nothing.

1:48:42 > 1:48:43Call it severance pay.

1:48:49 > 1:48:51ENGINE STARTS

1:48:53 > 1:48:54David?

1:48:57 > 1:48:58TYRES SCREECH

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