29/12/2013

0:00:25 > 0:00:28I heard you up and about in the night.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31Perhaps you should've had one of your sleeping tablets, eh?

0:00:31 > 0:00:35Where are you going? I've got to get to work, ain't I?

0:00:35 > 0:00:38You know the things I told you about Michael?

0:00:38 > 0:00:41That is going to stay between me and you. We're going to keep that between us?

0:00:41 > 0:00:45Because if it ever got out, my life would be over and Scarlett's life...

0:00:45 > 0:00:46Janine! Just promise me.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48I'm not going to say anything.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Say it. Say you promise.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55I promise on my mother's grave, OK? That good enough for you?

0:00:57 > 0:01:00If it was me, I'd probably use it.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02I'd find my moment and then I'd use it.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05I'm not going to say a word.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Come on, think about the Vic.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12You really think things are going to be good again?

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Course I do. You're going home, Janine.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38So. We're actually going to do this then?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Yeah. We're actually going to do it.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42You know they're going to say no.

0:01:42 > 0:01:43Think positive.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Yeah, this is me thinking positive.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Look at Pops, he's already made a mess of things.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49But this is what we want though, yeah?

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Us together on Christmas Day.

0:01:50 > 0:01:55Yes, of course it is. But it's the Mitchells and the Beales.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57It's you and me. Come on.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Yes, all right. Yes, we can do this.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03We can totally do this. Peter...

0:02:06 > 0:02:08SHE GIGGLES

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Maybe... Maybe we need...

0:02:15 > 0:02:16We should have a plan B.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Plan B. You know, just in case.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Dad! The lights have gone again.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25You're having a laugh, ain't ya?

0:02:25 > 0:02:27I wish I was.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Nan. How do you spell "nunchucks?"

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Hmm? You can't ask Father Christmas for nunchucks.

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Nan?

0:02:35 > 0:02:36Nan?

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Nan? Why are you sad? Do you miss Granddad?

0:02:42 > 0:02:44I do too.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Can I just have a bit of peace and quiet please?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52How we going to do this without a proper chimbley?

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Chimney. That's what I said.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Tel! Down here!

0:02:57 > 0:02:58That'll have to wait.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Right, we're going to burn 'em in this, OK?

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Nothing says Christmas like burning stuff in a bucket, does it, eh?

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Yeah, and Mum threw up in that once.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08ALL: Urgh!

0:03:08 > 0:03:11The lights have gone again. Yeah, I know. It's the fuse.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13I'm trying to fix it. You said that last time.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Yeah, it'll be all right. Right, come on, let's have a look, then.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Spud, what you got? Right.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21"Dear Father Christmas, please can I have some turkey,

0:03:21 > 0:03:24"roast potatoes, them little sausage things in bacon, some..."

0:03:24 > 0:03:28I don't think you're quite grasping the concept of this, darling.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31You said to write what I wanted.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33And I want a Christmas dinner.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34DOORBELL RINGS

0:03:34 > 0:03:37ALL: Door!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39How comes TJ and Liam aren't writing letters?

0:03:39 > 0:03:42That's a good point, actually. Cos we have some dignity.

0:03:42 > 0:03:43Well, write.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45DOORBELL RINGS ALL: Door!

0:03:45 > 0:03:47What is the matter with you lot?

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Have you lost the use of your legs or something?

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Hiya. Your lights are on the blink.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Patrick!

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Er, Mr Trueman.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Sir?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Sir? Yeah, yeah.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Erm...

0:04:08 > 0:04:12There's something I've been meaning to ask you for quite a while.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Go on, then.

0:04:16 > 0:04:21Well, with you being the nearest thing Denise has got to a father.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23I mean, to all intents and purposes, you are.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Just not in the biological sense.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29I just thought that it was appropriate...

0:04:30 > 0:04:35..you know, with Christmas on its way and everything, you know,

0:04:35 > 0:04:36to make a gesture.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39A romantic gesture.

0:04:39 > 0:04:40To me?

0:04:40 > 0:04:42No, not to you, to Denise.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44PATRICK CHUCKLES

0:04:44 > 0:04:45You want my permission?

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Yeah, in a manner of speaking.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52In a manner of speaking or actually?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Actually.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57No, no, you're losing me there, you know, Ian.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Is it OK?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Is what OK? Look, just yes or no.

0:05:02 > 0:05:03Well, yes.

0:05:03 > 0:05:04Good.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10You're late. I know, I know, sorry.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35Alfie? We need milk and wet wipes.

0:05:37 > 0:05:38What are you doing here?

0:05:38 > 0:05:41I'm carrying a box. Billy?

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Billy! Excuse me?

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Is this a load-bearing wall?

0:05:46 > 0:05:48What? You know what, never mind. It's coming out anyway.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Alfie! And these fixtures and fittings,

0:05:51 > 0:05:53somebody actively chose those lights.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Kat, I know you said milk but what was the other thing you wanted?

0:05:56 > 0:05:57Wet wipes.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00What you doing? I'm carrying a box.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Over there please, Billy. No you don't, Billy. Yes you do, Billy.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06No, no, whoa, whoa, hold on. This is trespassing, all right?

0:06:06 > 0:06:09It can't be trespassing, actually. Not when you own the place.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11You don't yet. So just get out.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13No, Alfie, let her have her fun.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15You don't like the fixtures and fittings, no?

0:06:21 > 0:06:22There you go.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30You really have no heart, eh, Janine.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32You really have no home.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34I know who I'd rather be.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41Phil?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43All right?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45What's with the train set?

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Every kid needs a train set, don't they?

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Don't know if you've noticed but Lexi's a girl.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Hang on a minute, this says 12 years and over.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59This is definitely for you and Pops, I know it is.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02You after something? What? No.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05You got that look. I know that look.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Why would I want anything?

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Just ask, Lo, will ya?

0:07:10 > 0:07:14OK. Right, I've got this idea. It's a little bit crazy but...

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Peter, will you just get to the salient point?

0:07:17 > 0:07:19OK, er...

0:07:19 > 0:07:20Christmas Day.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24All the Mitchells and all the Beales.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Dinner together. What do you think?

0:07:27 > 0:07:30The Mitchells? The Mitchells and the Beales?

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Yeah. It's not that ridiculous, is it?

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Think about it, Lexi can have all her family around her.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37And Ian is her uncle. No, he ain't. Well, half.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40If Ian Beale is round here on Christmas Day, the turkey

0:07:40 > 0:07:43won't be the only thing with sage and onion stuffed up its jacksy.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47No! No, no, no.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49And no. Just, no! No! It was just an idea.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51The Mitchells...

0:07:51 > 0:07:53..and the Beales. The Beales!

0:07:53 > 0:07:54It weren't supposed to be funny.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56DOORBELL RINGS

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Peter, we need a plan B.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Paperwork.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13All you have to do is sign and my 40% of the club is yours.

0:08:35 > 0:08:39Right, well, that was painless.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44So, wait to hear from my solicitor and we can finalise the Vic sale.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48Oh, yeah, erm, about that.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51It, er, ain't going to happen.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55What?

0:08:55 > 0:08:56I've had another offer.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01A bigger offer? Well, that's how it usually works, Janine.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04How much? Well, if you want to get your hands on the Vic,

0:09:04 > 0:09:06you're going to need another 400 grand.

0:09:06 > 0:09:07No, no, no, no, no.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10You're playing me. By Christmas.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12There is no other offer is there?

0:09:12 > 0:09:16And I'll need proof you can get the money by the end of today.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18You're definitely playing me.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Or you're out of the running. It's your call, Janine.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Now, if you don't mind, I've got business to attend to.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40It is the one you wanted, isn't it? Yeah.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Are you going to cry?

0:09:42 > 0:09:44No, shut up.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51O...M...G!

0:09:51 > 0:09:53It's a onesie!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55I love you.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57I love you too, baby.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06How comes they get to open their presents and we don't?

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Because they are what you call a product of a broken home.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12So are we. I'm so going to be an air hostess when I grow up.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14No, you're not.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17She does that all the time. She's trying to buy their love.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Well, she's their mum, ain't she?

0:10:19 > 0:10:23She might be a mum that serves people drinks for a living.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27Or she might be a mum that does this for a living.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30I'd certainly like to show her the nearest exit.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32What? You...

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Listen, she...

0:10:35 > 0:10:39ain't going to see your kids on Christmas Day.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40Just let her have her moment.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Look at me!

0:10:46 > 0:10:48THEY LAUGH

0:10:50 > 0:10:51No. Yep.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56You're sure? 100%.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58He was asking for your hand in marriage.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00It's 2013. Who does that?

0:11:00 > 0:11:02He really said, "My hand in marriage?"

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Well, I mean, not exactly those words.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07As a matter of fact, he really didn't make a lot of sense, you know.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09You're freaking me out now.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11You know what you need? A stiff drink?

0:11:11 > 0:11:15Proof. The ring. It must be somewhere.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16DOOR OPENS

0:11:16 > 0:11:18'Denise?'

0:11:20 > 0:11:22You won't believe this.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25This one has suggested we spend Christmas dinner with the Mitchells.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Not the most insane thing I've heard all day.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29I hate Phil. You hate Phil. Yes, I know. I'm just saying,

0:11:29 > 0:11:34people, they do crazy,

0:11:34 > 0:11:36ill-advised things at Christmas, don't they?

0:11:36 > 0:11:40Ian, do you have a better proposal?

0:11:40 > 0:11:44What? Nothing. We've just, you know...

0:11:44 > 0:11:46You want a tea, coffee, anyone? Yeah, coffee.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Yeah, women are a mystery to me.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56Look, all I'm saying is maybe it's time you buried the hatchet?

0:11:56 > 0:11:58What, in Phil Mitchell's head? That would be preferable.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Only reason I asked is cos he brought it up.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Phil? Phil suggested we have Christmas dinner together?

0:12:07 > 0:12:10Yeah, yeah. He said he felt really bad about yesterday.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12What, he's got feelings?

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Well, seemed pretty genuine to me.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18Maybe he's more willing to forgive and forget than you are.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Nah. Nah, he's just trying to get in my head.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24That's what he does.

0:12:24 > 0:12:28I'm not so sure. And there was me thinking you were the bigger man.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33?400,000.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37I mean, where the hell am I going to find 400 grand from?

0:12:37 > 0:12:40All of my money is tied up, in properties or in the business!

0:12:40 > 0:12:43He is laughing at me, David.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46And this offer, this other offer! It doesn't even exist!

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Stop. Stop. Stop for just one second.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52I want the Vic. Yeah, and you're going to get it.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56We'll find you the money, Janine. Come on.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00(OK.)

0:13:00 > 0:13:02(It's all right, calm down.)

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Why don't we ask Nan?

0:13:09 > 0:13:12No. Why not?

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Cos moving in with her would be like admitting defeat.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17It's like a charity. No, it ain't charity.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Kat, listen, I know it sounds stupid,

0:13:20 > 0:13:24but a man should be able to provide for his missus and his kid!

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Yeah, all right. It does sound stupid. Thank you.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29I'll ask Nan. No!

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Alfie, come on!

0:13:31 > 0:13:35Kat, listen, I ain't got a job, I ain't got us a place to live,

0:13:35 > 0:13:37I can't even afford 50 quid for presents...

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Things will work out. They always do.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Yeah, all right, and what if it doesn't this time?

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Ask Nan.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47I'm going to find us a place, all right?

0:13:52 > 0:13:54It's the green ones.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57It's always the bleedin' green ones.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58It's a conspiracy.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Mum's going to be all on her own on Christmas Day.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03Well, with the two blokes she lives with. But still...

0:14:05 > 0:14:07You know what I think? I think there's someone out there

0:14:07 > 0:14:09making a fortune out of green bulbs.

0:14:10 > 0:14:14It's the green bulbs. The lights used to go every Christmas.

0:14:14 > 0:14:15It became a bit of a running joke.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Hilarious.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20You ever want any duty free, perfume or whatever,

0:14:20 > 0:14:23let me know and I'll pick you some up.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26You know it was the worst mistake of your life letting Terry go, don't you?

0:14:26 > 0:14:30Suppose you think you can come back here and get in his pants.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Sorry Nikki, he's taken.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Him and his pants.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36I'm here to see my kids.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Terry said you used to go weeks, sometimes months,

0:14:39 > 0:14:41without seeing them.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44So why are you all interested now?

0:14:44 > 0:14:46What else did Terry say?

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Did he tell you that he begged me not to leave him?

0:14:50 > 0:14:51It still ain't working.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53I'm going to head off.

0:14:53 > 0:14:54Are you not staying for a cuppa?

0:14:54 > 0:14:56BOTH: No.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Kids! Your mum's leaving.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00I meant what I said, Bianca.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04You ever want any duty free, let me know.

0:15:04 > 0:15:05See you later, darling.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13All the remaining properties. The flats in Kenwyn House.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Sell them. All of them? Just do it, Billy.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17That ain't going to help, Janine.

0:15:17 > 0:15:1947a and 47b Albert Square.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21No. You'll be waiting months.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24Shares. Shares. I've got shares in somewhere, I know I do.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Janine, you need the cash up front.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Is someone going to tell me what's happening here?

0:15:28 > 0:15:30If you give him all that lot plus a bit of cash,

0:15:30 > 0:15:32you can sell your car, he's never going to say no, is he?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Sorry, why are you listening to him? Get my solicitor on the phone.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Janine, I really don't think you want to do that.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Shut up, Billy! I'm not losing the Vic. Not now.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42Keys.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48I paid 50 grand for that car.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50I'll see what I can do.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03So. Christmas.

0:16:03 > 0:16:07The season of good will to men and all that sort of stuff.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Behold, I bring you tidings of great joy!

0:16:10 > 0:16:13You about to tell me you're up the duff or something?

0:16:13 > 0:16:16No. Beales. Mitchells. Christmas dinner. What do you say?

0:16:16 > 0:16:18I'd rather eat my own face.

0:16:18 > 0:16:19I thought this was your idea.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Does it sound like one of my ideas?

0:16:21 > 0:16:24I'm trying to be the bigger man. You'll never be the bigger man.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26I don't know why I bothered. Why did you bother?

0:16:26 > 0:16:29You'll never get to taste my honey glazed chipolatas. And that is a tragedy.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35You ain't very good at this, are you?

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Fine. I didn't want to have to do it this way, but...

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Do what? What way?

0:16:41 > 0:16:44We all spend Christmas day together or you don't see Lexi.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47And I know you think I won't go through with it, but I will.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Cos I'm a Mitchell. We don't make empty threats.

0:16:50 > 0:16:51Think about it.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Look I reckon we should just bung 'em in.

0:16:56 > 0:17:00We should wait for Nan. She seems a bit sad.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02No, she's all right, darling.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04She's just a bit miserable cos Granddad's being an idiot.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Probably just her hormones.

0:17:06 > 0:17:07Right, are we all ready?

0:17:07 > 0:17:11OK, Father Christmas, Big Man, Santa Claus.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14We know you're right busy at this time of year but we are sending you

0:17:14 > 0:17:18these letters with hope that you would consider our requests.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21Although, I do feel that probably Morgan's anti-gravity boots

0:17:21 > 0:17:23might be a little bit out your league.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Best wishes to your good wife, Mary Christmas,

0:17:26 > 0:17:31and of course all the reindeer. Donner, Prancer, er...

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Kebab, er, Rudolf, Lionel Messi,

0:17:34 > 0:17:35and, of course, Keith.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Keith? Don't matter.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Yours sincerely, from all of us, lots of love, all the best.

0:17:40 > 0:17:44Oh, PS, we're going to leave you out a right nice mince pie.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Right, let's burn these bad boys.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Right, we ready? Here we go, then.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Stay back, get back.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Little Tel. What's wrong with him?

0:17:58 > 0:17:59Probably his hormones.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09Right, he's hid 'em at the bottom of the wardrobe.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11I wonder if he's gone for platinum or gold?

0:18:11 > 0:18:13This is Ian you're talking about, you know.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17Fair play. Be lucky if it ain't an onion ring.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19So, what are you going to say?

0:18:19 > 0:18:23Bearing in mind this might all be a figment of your wild imagination...

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Just answer the question now, man.

0:18:25 > 0:18:26Honestly?

0:18:26 > 0:18:29Oh, I dunno.

0:18:29 > 0:18:30What, you have doubts?

0:18:30 > 0:18:33No! You'd be the fifth Mrs Beale, you know.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37You have to be practical about these things.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39No, you don't have to be practical about anything.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40What is your heart telling you?

0:18:40 > 0:18:42I dunno.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46My heart is saying...

0:18:46 > 0:18:47This one's squishy.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Rip it open, then.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53No! Just the corner then.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Patrick, just the corner!

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Oven gloves.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08African oven gloves.

0:19:09 > 0:19:10Could be useful.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13He's bought me vaguely racist oven gloves.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Are you opening your presents?

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Do you want me to talk to him?

0:19:21 > 0:19:22I don't know how long it'd be for.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26Kat, it doesn't matter. You sure? Stay as long as you like.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29As long as you can put up with Joey wandering around in his pants.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31I've seen that plenty of times.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33And you know there's nothing I like more

0:19:33 > 0:19:35than a bit of illegal sub-letting.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39Just let him think it was his idea, yeah?

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Manhood dented a bit, is it?

0:19:41 > 0:19:42A bit.

0:19:42 > 0:19:46Same thing happened with Fat Elvis once. Walked funny for weeks.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53Good afternoon, sir. Can I interest you in a car?

0:19:53 > 0:19:57It's Nana Carol. She seems sad all the time.

0:19:57 > 0:20:02Mum thinks it's your fault, and Tiff thinks it's her hormones.

0:20:02 > 0:20:03And what do you reckon?

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Well, I think there's something wrong.

0:20:07 > 0:20:11There he is. Stay there, don't move and don't touch anything.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13I won't be a sec.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Why else would you come and see me, then?

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Good point. Cos I might have been planning a surprise.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Not a propose-y surprise?

0:20:21 > 0:20:24No, look, we've only been together a few months, haven't we?

0:20:24 > 0:20:26It's longer than that. Is it? Yes!

0:20:26 > 0:20:30Well, we've got enough failed marriages between us to know it's not a good idea. That's true.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33We're happy as we are, aren't we? Yeah, course we are, darling.

0:20:33 > 0:20:34Look, I can assure you,

0:20:34 > 0:20:37I've got absolutely no intention of proposing to you.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Great. Thank you.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Ian, you really have a way with the ladies, don't you?

0:20:41 > 0:20:44So, no ring, then? No ring.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46You have an oven glove, though.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Yeah, it's a Guyanese tribal print.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53You're originally from Guyana, aren't you?

0:20:53 > 0:20:54BOTH: No.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57DOOR OPENS

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Ian?

0:21:01 > 0:21:04Phil's got something he wants to ask you.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Christmas dinner at ours. You in or not?

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Seeing as you put it so nicely. Well, I won't ask again.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Please... Dad.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15All right, we accept. We do?

0:21:15 > 0:21:19Yes. Cos it takes the bigger man to accept than to ask.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21You don't half talk a lot of rubbish sometimes.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23You going to be providing the booze, Phil?

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Well, I'm a recovering alcoholic. Why the hell not?

0:21:25 > 0:21:27What about Patrick and Kim?

0:21:27 > 0:21:30We've got plans. No, you haven't. We have now.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Well, that's that then, anyway, innit?

0:21:32 > 0:21:33Yep. That's that.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Thank you. Thank you.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Thank you, Phil.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Don't ever blackmail me again.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48Especially not using my granddaughter. Do you understand?

0:21:48 > 0:21:49Mm-hm.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55JANINE ON TAPE RECORDER: 'He had his hands around my neck

0:21:55 > 0:21:58'and he was squeezing the life out of me...'

0:21:58 > 0:21:59Morgan!

0:21:59 > 0:22:01I told you not to touch anything.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10Mate. Come on, sorry.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Come on. Let's go and get you some sweets, yeah?

0:22:17 > 0:22:18Oh, Morgan.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Scratching? Nah, no.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30They're yours.

0:22:30 > 0:22:31Mo... Alfie.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Listen, I've been looking for flats now for a while...

0:22:36 > 0:22:37Course you can.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42Really? As long as you want.

0:22:42 > 0:22:43Ahh, you're a diamond.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46That weren't so hard, was it? What?

0:22:46 > 0:22:49How's that manhood of yours feeling? Not too dented I hope.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51I get it. Yes, Kat sent you down here, didn't she?

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Course she did.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Cos she loves you.

0:22:56 > 0:22:57Come here, you.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11Just dropping a stray off. Morgan came to see me.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13He's worried about you, Carol.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Me? I'm fine.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Well, he don't seem to think so.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21He says you're on the verge of tears all the time.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24Is it Bianca? Yeah, cos it's always about someone else, isn't it?

0:23:24 > 0:23:26I've always got to put the kids first and Bianca...

0:23:26 > 0:23:29What is it, Carol? Tell me.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32I know you.

0:23:33 > 0:23:34I know you, Carol.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39'Dad, they're working!'

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Yes!

0:23:41 > 0:23:44Right, no-one go near that plug, you understand?

0:23:44 > 0:23:45Yep.

0:23:47 > 0:23:52Look, TJ, your Mum's going to be on her own this Christmas, so...

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Well, not on her own, cos she'll be with those two gay blokes,

0:23:54 > 0:23:58Steve, and what's the other one called? Steve. Really?

0:23:58 > 0:24:03Well, look, maybe you should go over and spend Christmas Day with her.

0:24:03 > 0:24:04What? You sure?

0:24:04 > 0:24:06If it makes you happy, yeah.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08What about what makes you happy?

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Sorry. None of my business.

0:24:10 > 0:24:14If TJ's going, I'm going too.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17You'll be all right, won't you? You've got everyone else.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Yeah, you'll be all right, won't you?

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Yeah, and we're going to see

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Father Christmas tomorrow, aren't we? Definitely.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28MOUTHS SILENTLY

0:24:33 > 0:24:34Ooh, what's that for?

0:24:36 > 0:24:39You ever need any more hugs, you know where I am.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Right, I got you 35 for the car.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51OK. I'll give the cash tomorrow and sort you out a little runaround.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54Phil can't say no, can he? I don't see why he would.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57It's just the only place that's ever felt like home.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00It's the only place when I've ever really...felt like me.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Does that sound stupid? No.

0:25:03 > 0:25:07I keep thinking that it's all going to fall through. I've gotten this far before...

0:25:07 > 0:25:11It's going to be yours, don't worry. OK. Thank you.

0:25:11 > 0:25:12Don't thank me yet.

0:25:16 > 0:25:17Shut up, Billy.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48I will have the paperwork for you tomorrow.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50And ?250,000 in cash.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Christmas Day? Christmas Day.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58See what you can do when you put your mind to it?

0:25:58 > 0:25:59So it's mine?

0:26:00 > 0:26:02It's all yours.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07SHE EXHALES WEARILY

0:26:07 > 0:26:09SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

0:26:10 > 0:26:12There, erm...

0:26:12 > 0:26:15There never was another offer, was there?

0:26:15 > 0:26:18I suppose you'll never know, Janine, will you?

0:26:59 > 0:27:02For a minute there I really thought it was all going to fall through.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05But it didn't. Smooth sailing from here on in, eh?

0:27:08 > 0:27:10You didn't doubt it for a second, did you?

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Not for a second. Cheers.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15You have that much faith in me?

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Course I do.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20I knew you'd have no trouble getting that money for me.

0:27:22 > 0:27:23For you?

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Yeah. The quarter of a million cash.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28You're going to give it all to me.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Sorry, er...

0:27:34 > 0:27:35Why would I do that?

0:27:38 > 0:27:40DICTAPHONE PLAYS: 'I stabbed him.

0:27:40 > 0:27:44'I killed him, David, and I didn't feel a thing.

0:27:44 > 0:27:49'One minute he was alive and the next minute he was gone.'

0:27:49 > 0:27:51JANINE GRUNTS

0:27:51 > 0:27:52No!

0:27:57 > 0:27:58Patience, Janine.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02Patience.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04250 grand, in cash.

0:28:06 > 0:28:07Or it's all over.

0:28:10 > 0:28:12Here's to the future.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37Merry Christmas.

0:28:45 > 0:28:46Hi. How much for these?

0:28:46 > 0:28:48Those ones are three pounds each.

0:28:48 > 0:28:50Can I give you 15 for the lot? Yeah, of course.

0:28:50 > 0:28:54Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

0:28:54 > 0:28:55Hello! All right, mate!

0:28:55 > 0:28:57You got my letter, then?

0:28:57 > 0:29:01All right, mate. How you doing? Merry Christmas. Man in a hurry.

0:29:01 > 0:29:04Merry Christmas. All right, Karl, how's your nuts?

0:29:04 > 0:29:08Lovely, mate. Want a bag? Yeah, go on, then. What do I owe you?

0:29:10 > 0:29:13I will not be blackmailed by a middle-aged,

0:29:13 > 0:29:14washed-up car salesman!

0:29:18 > 0:29:19Ten grand.

0:29:22 > 0:29:24?20,000.

0:29:24 > 0:29:28Look, we can do this back and forth all day long, Janine.

0:29:28 > 0:29:31But the way I see it - 250 grand cash,

0:29:31 > 0:29:34quarter of a million to stop you going to jail

0:29:34 > 0:29:36for the rest of your life - I think that's a good deal.

0:29:39 > 0:29:40Why are you doing this?

0:29:41 > 0:29:43Because I got plans. I've been telling you for weeks.

0:29:43 > 0:29:45Plans that need money.

0:29:46 > 0:29:50To buy this scuzzy car lot?

0:29:50 > 0:29:52Everything you said by that grave.

0:29:52 > 0:29:56About Pat. Everything you said, you meant it, I know you did.

0:29:56 > 0:29:58Come on, we're family.

0:29:58 > 0:30:01We're family, David, I mean, you're practically my brother...

0:30:01 > 0:30:03Please, now you're just insulting both of us.

0:30:08 > 0:30:12?50,000. And that is my final offer.

0:30:16 > 0:30:18SHE SCREAMS

0:30:24 > 0:30:27You really don't want to mess with me. Look at that.

0:30:27 > 0:30:31Turns out you can be blackmailed by a middle-aged car salesman.

0:30:43 > 0:30:44Yeah, Carol? It's me.

0:30:44 > 0:30:47The hearing's in half an hour - you coming or not?

0:30:50 > 0:30:55'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,

0:30:55 > 0:30:59not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

0:30:59 > 0:31:02The stockings were hung by the chimbley with care...

0:31:02 > 0:31:04ALL: Chimney!

0:31:04 > 0:31:06That's what I said.

0:31:06 > 0:31:11In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there...

0:31:11 > 0:31:13Right, Mum. Three o'clock -

0:31:13 > 0:31:16shopping centre off the North Circular Road, yeah?

0:31:16 > 0:31:17Why we've got to go over there

0:31:17 > 0:31:20when there's a Santa on every flamin' corner, I don't know.

0:31:20 > 0:31:23It's traditional. And I ain't got the kids tomorrow, have I?

0:31:23 > 0:31:25So we're doing it. Now give us a kiss.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27No.

0:31:27 > 0:31:30Mum, don't be late. Three o'clock, yeah? Bianca...

0:31:30 > 0:31:32I love you. I love you too.

0:31:32 > 0:31:35Right, kids, can we start getting ready, please?

0:31:35 > 0:31:37For what? Going out.

0:31:39 > 0:31:43Where you off to? Last minute bit of shopping?

0:31:44 > 0:31:45What is it, Carol?

0:31:45 > 0:31:46I've got to catch a bus.

0:31:46 > 0:31:49Look, you wanted to tell me something yesterday.

0:31:49 > 0:31:52I know you did. I know you, Carol...

0:32:04 > 0:32:07Please leave it - it's really pretty.

0:32:12 > 0:32:15We... we are still going Midnight Mass, ain't we?

0:32:15 > 0:32:18I used to love that as a little girl.

0:32:18 > 0:32:22Walking there hand in hand with me mum and dad, in the dark, you know.

0:32:22 > 0:32:25All the lovely carols and the candles...

0:32:25 > 0:32:28I ain't going to Midnight Mass.

0:32:28 > 0:32:29But it's Christmas.

0:32:29 > 0:32:33Well, it don't feel like Christmas. Not to me.

0:32:33 > 0:32:34You don't mean that, Mrs Branning.

0:32:48 > 0:32:50It ain't coming. It'll be here in a minute.

0:32:50 > 0:32:51I wouldn't bet on it.

0:32:53 > 0:32:54What is it, Carol?

0:32:56 > 0:32:57Eh?

0:32:59 > 0:33:01All right, suit yourself.

0:33:02 > 0:33:03David...

0:33:10 > 0:33:12Right, where we going?

0:33:22 > 0:33:25We said 50 quid max. There's more than 50 quid here.

0:33:25 > 0:33:28It's going to make mine look poxy now. Course it won't.

0:33:28 > 0:33:30It don't matter. You broke the rule.

0:33:30 > 0:33:32Well, then, the rules are supposed to be broken.

0:33:32 > 0:33:34Cos everyone caves in in the end, don't they, Mo?

0:33:34 > 0:33:35Everyone knows that.

0:33:35 > 0:33:37I thought you was helping with the packing.

0:33:37 > 0:33:40Can't take 'em with you, can you? What's she on about?

0:33:40 > 0:33:42Listen, it doesn't matter if you've got me nothing at all...

0:33:42 > 0:33:44It's not a problem. It's fine.

0:33:44 > 0:33:45It's weird, ain't it?

0:33:46 > 0:33:51Yeah. Yeah, it is. Our last night, innit?

0:33:51 > 0:33:53Are you going to cry, Alfie?

0:33:53 > 0:33:56I bet you a fiver there's tears before midnight.

0:33:56 > 0:33:57Shut up, you dopey cow.

0:33:57 > 0:34:00Last time I cried was when West Ham was relegated back in May 2011.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02Why don't you choke on a pickled onion or something?

0:34:02 > 0:34:04He's going to bawl his eyes out.

0:34:06 > 0:34:09Janine? You decent? I'm coming in...

0:34:09 > 0:34:13Those foldy tables have arrived for the street party.

0:34:13 > 0:34:14And I've put all your posters...

0:34:16 > 0:34:17Janine?

0:34:18 > 0:34:22Janine? What's happened here?

0:34:22 > 0:34:26David did it. I'm so scared...

0:34:28 > 0:34:29Come here. Come here.

0:34:32 > 0:34:35Why don't we just get a bargain bucket?

0:34:35 > 0:34:37A Christmas bargain bucket...

0:34:37 > 0:34:39Yeah, well, I ain't that big on turkey.

0:34:39 > 0:34:40No-one likes turkey, do they?

0:34:40 > 0:34:42I like it!

0:34:42 > 0:34:45What's the big deal, anyway? It's just another day, innit...

0:34:45 > 0:34:47The spirit of Christmas is truly alive with you two.

0:34:47 > 0:34:51Yeah, well, it's not the same, is it, Abs? Without your mum, Oscar.

0:34:51 > 0:34:53Well, we've still got to make the effort...

0:34:53 > 0:34:55'Scuse me a second.

0:34:56 > 0:35:00Sorry to disturb you... It's your gran.

0:35:00 > 0:35:02I'm really worried about her...

0:35:02 > 0:35:04Maybe this whole dinner thing's a bad idea...

0:35:04 > 0:35:06No. Don't say it - it's going to be great...

0:35:06 > 0:35:07But Dad's not that keen on...

0:35:07 > 0:35:10Don't worry about Phil, he'll be on his best behaviour, OK?

0:35:10 > 0:35:12Yeah, right. He will. I'll personally make sure of it.

0:35:12 > 0:35:15Look, I just want you, me and Lexi to be together tomorrow.

0:35:15 > 0:35:17I thought you wanted that too. Yeah, course.

0:35:17 > 0:35:20Oh, that doesn't sound very convincing... You in a strop? No.

0:35:20 > 0:35:22You are, aren't you? You're in a strop.

0:35:22 > 0:35:23I'm not in a strop.

0:35:28 > 0:35:30David is saying that I killed Michael.

0:35:30 > 0:35:33He says that he can prove it. And I've got to get him money...

0:35:33 > 0:35:35He can't prove anything, he ain't got nothing on you.

0:35:35 > 0:35:38Just go to the Old Bill and tell them. No, no, no, I can't.

0:35:38 > 0:35:39I don't understand. Why not?

0:35:39 > 0:35:42Because David is clever, all right? And he's greedy.

0:35:42 > 0:35:44And he will do whatever it takes to get this money.

0:35:44 > 0:35:46Well, how much we talking here?

0:35:46 > 0:35:48?250,000

0:35:48 > 0:35:52250 grand?! Yes, and he's set me up, Billy.

0:35:52 > 0:35:55He's planted something, he said - something that will have me put away.

0:35:55 > 0:35:56Janine, listen, he's bluffing you.

0:35:56 > 0:35:58I don't even know why you give him the time of day.

0:35:58 > 0:36:02No, no, no, he's threatened Scarlett. He's said that he will hurt her.

0:36:02 > 0:36:03I can't let him do that.

0:36:03 > 0:36:05Look, it ain't going to come to that, all right?

0:36:05 > 0:36:07I won't let that happen.

0:36:07 > 0:36:12Come here. We'll think of something, all right?

0:36:13 > 0:36:15(Don't worry.)

0:36:50 > 0:36:52You can't make me drive all the way here and then not tell me

0:36:52 > 0:36:55what's going on. Thanks for the lift. Carol!

0:36:58 > 0:37:00Carol! HORN SOUNDS

0:37:00 > 0:37:01All right!

0:37:10 > 0:37:12HORN SOUNDS

0:37:12 > 0:37:14Oi! That's my space!

0:37:19 > 0:37:21Mrs Branning?

0:37:21 > 0:37:23ALARM KEYS BEEP

0:37:23 > 0:37:25What's the code?

0:37:25 > 0:37:27I don't know. She must've changed it.

0:37:27 > 0:37:29ALARM SOUNDS

0:37:29 > 0:37:33Grandma? Grandma Dot? Mrs Branning? Mrs Branning, what's the code?

0:37:33 > 0:37:35Grandma, what are you doing?

0:37:35 > 0:37:36What's wrong?

0:37:36 > 0:37:39I don't want to be scared no more.

0:37:43 > 0:37:44Carol Jackson?

0:37:44 > 0:37:46Carol...

0:37:47 > 0:37:50Sorry for the wait. It's been a bit chaotic today.

0:37:51 > 0:37:53Can my friend come in with me?

0:37:53 > 0:37:54Of course. Yes, please.

0:37:59 > 0:38:00Have a seat.

0:38:03 > 0:38:08I'm Mr Rana. So, your GP referred you to us. Doctor...

0:38:08 > 0:38:09Dr Hall.

0:38:09 > 0:38:12With a lump in your right breast.

0:38:12 > 0:38:15Yeah, I didn't know if it was something or nothing.

0:38:15 > 0:38:17Firstly I'd like to do a full history,

0:38:17 > 0:38:21a physical examination and then send you for a mammogram.

0:38:23 > 0:38:26He was ever such a nice young man.

0:38:26 > 0:38:29But while he was talking to me, someone else, they come in and

0:38:29 > 0:38:33there was my biscuit tin and the money for the church roof...

0:38:33 > 0:38:34You should've gone to the police.

0:38:34 > 0:38:38It was me own fault. I should have known better.

0:38:38 > 0:38:40No. I let him in, Abi.

0:38:40 > 0:38:42Yeah, that doesn't matter.

0:38:42 > 0:38:44I mean, we'll tell them - they'll understand.

0:38:44 > 0:38:47But hang on, the church - they got their money.

0:38:47 > 0:38:49You did the cheque in the paper and all that.

0:38:51 > 0:38:53You used your own money, didn't you?

0:38:53 > 0:38:56Oh, I feel such a fool.

0:38:56 > 0:38:58I mean, it's happened to me before.

0:38:58 > 0:39:02Why is the world such a horrible place?

0:39:02 > 0:39:04No. No, it isn't. It really isn't.

0:39:04 > 0:39:08No, there's so much good - you know there is.

0:39:08 > 0:39:11And if you stay in here, you'll just focus on the bad things.

0:39:11 > 0:39:14You won't see all the lovely things. And there are so many.

0:39:14 > 0:39:17You should see it out there, with all the lights. It's so pretty.

0:39:19 > 0:39:22Why was that man so cruel to me?

0:39:25 > 0:39:27Come to church with us.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30Please...

0:39:33 > 0:39:34Alice Branning, please stand.

0:39:39 > 0:39:42You are charged on this indictment with one count of murder.

0:39:42 > 0:39:48That on the 31st day of October 2013 you murdered Michael Moon.

0:39:49 > 0:39:52To this charge, do you plead guilty or not guilty?

0:39:57 > 0:39:58Guilty.

0:39:58 > 0:40:00Alice, babe. What you doing?

0:40:00 > 0:40:02Please be quiet or I'll hold you in contempt.

0:40:19 > 0:40:21PHONE RINGS

0:40:30 > 0:40:32RINGING STOPS

0:40:35 > 0:40:37Just come in for me. Just try and relax.

0:40:37 > 0:40:41Head to the side. Well done. OK, compression's coming down now.

0:40:41 > 0:40:46It will start to get quite tight, OK? Just try to relax.

0:40:46 > 0:40:47Well done.

0:40:49 > 0:40:52OK. Just hold your breath. Don't breathe.

0:40:54 > 0:40:57Fat Elvis has got a job lot of them Brevilles

0:40:57 > 0:40:59if you're getting desperate. No, I've got something for Alfie.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02You crafty cow. Go on, then, tell me...

0:41:02 > 0:41:04Harry, I'll have five of them, please. How much is that? Five.

0:41:04 > 0:41:07All right, lovely. Cheers.

0:41:07 > 0:41:09It's big then...fish tank? No.

0:41:09 > 0:41:11Motorbike? I ain't going to tell you.

0:41:11 > 0:41:13Well, I got a surprise too.

0:41:13 > 0:41:16No, you ain't. If I tell you, then you could tell me yours.

0:41:16 > 0:41:18Shut up, Nan...

0:41:18 > 0:41:20Oi, come here!

0:41:23 > 0:41:25All right? Yeah.

0:41:29 > 0:41:30Here you are. Thanks.

0:41:34 > 0:41:36Does Bianca know?

0:41:37 > 0:41:38No-one knows.

0:41:49 > 0:41:54The sentence for murder prescribed by law is custody for life.

0:41:56 > 0:42:01I'll adjourn sentence to the 24th January, 2014

0:42:01 > 0:42:04for the preparation of the pre-sentence report.

0:42:05 > 0:42:08You will be remanded in custody until that date.

0:42:10 > 0:42:11Take her down, please.

0:42:11 > 0:42:13All rise.

0:42:13 > 0:42:16Alice. Alice, babe, tell them it weren't murder. I'll sort it out.

0:42:16 > 0:42:18I'll get you out of here. I promise you, Al, I will.

0:42:20 > 0:42:21I'm so sorry, Joey.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29We've had a look at the mammogram and, I have to be honest,

0:42:29 > 0:42:31it's given us some cause for concern.

0:42:31 > 0:42:33As well as the larger lump,

0:42:33 > 0:42:36there are a few smaller ones in the right breast.

0:42:36 > 0:42:39We'd like to take a few minutes to do a biopsy on them

0:42:39 > 0:42:43and the lymph nodes in your right armpit. Just to be sure.

0:42:45 > 0:42:47Now? If that's possible.

0:42:47 > 0:42:48Erm...

0:42:50 > 0:42:53Erm...yeah, OK...OK, yeah.

0:42:53 > 0:42:55That's fine. Yeah. Good.

0:43:00 > 0:43:03Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas. Thanks for coming!

0:43:10 > 0:43:13Do you think his beard's real? Definitely.

0:43:13 > 0:43:16Can me and TJ get a burger? No.

0:43:16 > 0:43:19You know, I ain't missed a Christmas Day with them. Ain't going to feel right.

0:43:19 > 0:43:20Can me and Liam go and get... No!

0:43:20 > 0:43:23Where's my mum? Three o'clock, she said. She never listens.

0:43:23 > 0:43:25Mum!

0:43:25 > 0:43:27Hello, darling. You not taken that thing off yet?

0:43:27 > 0:43:29Be nice.

0:43:29 > 0:43:30Hello, Tel. You all right?

0:43:36 > 0:43:38Big day planned for tomorrow?

0:43:38 > 0:43:42Yeah, I live with my daughter. She's got four kids.

0:43:42 > 0:43:43Her partner's got two. Wow.

0:43:43 > 0:43:44I know...

0:43:44 > 0:43:47OK, now you're going to feel a slight pressure

0:43:47 > 0:43:50and hear that loud click we talked about. OK.

0:43:52 > 0:43:56I've bought them all stockings. I left them at home decorating them.

0:43:56 > 0:43:59Well done. Bits of glitter...

0:43:59 > 0:44:03Just put your hand there for me. Press down hard.

0:44:03 > 0:44:08Loads of glitter everywhere and those little letter stickers.

0:44:08 > 0:44:10They're going to see Father Christmas later on.

0:44:10 > 0:44:13They pretend that they're too grown up for it.

0:44:13 > 0:44:16But, you know, they love it really. They're really sweet kids...

0:44:16 > 0:44:19OK. We're all done. OK.

0:44:19 > 0:44:22You should get the results back in just over a week.

0:44:22 > 0:44:23Thank you.

0:44:26 > 0:44:29Come on, Morgan, smile.

0:44:29 > 0:44:30I like your beard.

0:44:30 > 0:44:32Come on, then.

0:44:32 > 0:44:35Right, Spud, you're up... "I like your beard"?

0:44:35 > 0:44:37What? It's nice.

0:44:40 > 0:44:46How do you do? Rosie Spraggan, 31 Albert Square, E20.

0:44:46 > 0:44:47I'm a big fan.

0:44:47 > 0:44:49And what would you like for Christmas, Rosie?

0:44:49 > 0:44:54I'd like my mum and my dad and everyone I love

0:44:54 > 0:44:58to be in the same house and to open all our presents together.

0:44:58 > 0:45:03Oh, and a One Direction T-shirt with Zayn's face on it.

0:45:03 > 0:45:05Oh, well. Least she'll be getting her T-shirt.

0:45:07 > 0:45:08(Thank you.)

0:45:15 > 0:45:17I think it's cancer.

0:45:17 > 0:45:18Don't say that.

0:45:18 > 0:45:21I think it is. I think it's cancer.

0:45:21 > 0:45:25I just said thank you, like I'd just bought my groceries from them.

0:45:25 > 0:45:27Like it was nothing... I need a drink.

0:45:27 > 0:45:29No, you don't. I do.

0:45:29 > 0:45:31I need a really big drink.

0:45:40 > 0:45:42Alice had her hearing today.

0:45:43 > 0:45:46We completely forgot. I'm so sorry.

0:45:46 > 0:45:49You should've said something. Yeah, well, it don't matter now.

0:45:49 > 0:45:51I was the only one who turned up anyway.

0:45:51 > 0:45:53People care, Joey. Yeah? Who cares, Lauren?

0:45:53 > 0:45:54Me.

0:45:56 > 0:45:57I do.

0:45:58 > 0:46:00And I hope you know that.

0:46:03 > 0:46:07Listen, I'm going to meet my dad in the Vic if you want to come.

0:46:07 > 0:46:08(No.)

0:46:10 > 0:46:12OK, well, you know where I am.

0:46:19 > 0:46:24# Good King Wenceslas looked out on the Feast of Stephen

0:46:24 > 0:46:28# When the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even

0:46:28 > 0:46:33# Brightly shone the moon that night, tho' the frost was cruel

0:46:33 > 0:46:34# When a poor man came in sight... #

0:46:34 > 0:46:36It's all a little bit crooked, ain't it?

0:46:36 > 0:46:40It's shabby chic. Yes, it's crooked. And there are no mince pies.

0:46:40 > 0:46:42Our oven's broken. So... We'll manage.

0:46:42 > 0:46:45End of the day, this street party's Janine's problem, ain't it?

0:46:45 > 0:46:47Anyway, drinks on the house. Alfie...

0:46:47 > 0:46:49Like I said, Janine's problem.

0:46:49 > 0:46:51All right. Who's up for some bubbly?

0:46:51 > 0:46:53CHEERING

0:46:53 > 0:46:55There's always McKlunky's. Don't even joke.

0:46:55 > 0:46:58I just really wanted this year to be perfect, you know?

0:46:58 > 0:46:59Tell me about it.

0:47:01 > 0:47:03Don't mind if I do.

0:47:03 > 0:47:05Oh, look who it is! Charlie!

0:47:05 > 0:47:08Charlie. Look, it's Charlie!

0:47:08 > 0:47:11Mo! Hello, old girl.

0:47:11 > 0:47:14Hello, mate. Nice to see you, buddy. Hello, Alfie.

0:47:14 > 0:47:16Dad! What you doing here?

0:47:16 > 0:47:19Ain't going to miss your last night, am I? Not for the world.

0:47:19 > 0:47:22Has he blubbed yet? Oh, shut up, course I haven't!

0:47:22 > 0:47:23Listen to him. "Blubbed."

0:47:23 > 0:47:25I'm taking bets, if you're interested.

0:47:25 > 0:47:28Yeah, very funny, Mo. Come on, let's have a drink, Charlie.

0:47:28 > 0:47:31Told you I had a surprise. Now tell me yours.

0:47:31 > 0:47:32Nice try, Nan.

0:47:34 > 0:47:36Thought we could Skype Oscar later.

0:47:37 > 0:47:40What do you reckon? Do you remember Oscar?

0:47:40 > 0:47:42Your brother? He's about that high...

0:47:42 > 0:47:45Yeah, yeah. Whatever. If you want.

0:47:45 > 0:47:46Lauren, is it too much, you being here?

0:47:46 > 0:47:48No, it's fine. It's great.

0:47:50 > 0:47:54All my mates are out on the town and I'm stuck here with a tonic water.

0:47:54 > 0:47:59That's how cool I am - hanging out with my depressed, single dad.

0:47:59 > 0:48:01What's not to love about that?

0:48:01 > 0:48:03Well, great, thanks. I appreciate it.

0:48:06 > 0:48:09I'm only joking, Dad. Come here...

0:48:13 > 0:48:16Maybe you could cook it at Scarlett's and then bring it back

0:48:16 > 0:48:19to the house. What do you reckon? What? BOTH: The turkey!

0:48:19 > 0:48:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, sounds like a plan.

0:48:21 > 0:48:24Only one more sleep, Miss Bella.

0:48:24 > 0:48:26My tummy's getting all twirly.

0:48:31 > 0:48:36Carol, Carol, let's go over here. Look...

0:48:36 > 0:48:38Let's get drunk like we used to.

0:48:38 > 0:48:40If it comes to it and you need treatment...

0:48:40 > 0:48:42..and dance all night and watch the sun come up.

0:48:42 > 0:48:44I'm serious - if you have to go private, I'll pay for it.

0:48:44 > 0:48:45You can't afford it.

0:48:45 > 0:48:49No, I'm going to look after you. I promise you.

0:48:49 > 0:48:50Here's Bianca.

0:48:50 > 0:48:52Oh, here she is. Look! In the bleeding pub.

0:48:52 > 0:48:55Where were you? I was just...

0:48:55 > 0:48:57I just got caught up with stuff.

0:48:57 > 0:49:00Oh, "stuff". Can I have a word, please?

0:49:02 > 0:49:04What's the matter? It's Terry, ain't it?

0:49:04 > 0:49:06That's why you're acting all weird with me.

0:49:06 > 0:49:09You don't like him, do you, Mum? Just say it. Of course I like him.

0:49:09 > 0:49:11But you don't want me to be with him, though, do you?

0:49:11 > 0:49:12This is my decision...

0:49:12 > 0:49:15Just shut up a minute, Bianca. All right? I like Terry!

0:49:15 > 0:49:18I think he's the best thing that's happened to you in a long time,

0:49:18 > 0:49:22all right? I like his kids and I love your kids.

0:49:22 > 0:49:25I just want tomorrow to be a really nice day.

0:49:25 > 0:49:28I just want no arguments. No shouting. No tears.

0:49:28 > 0:49:31Just one really nice day. Can you promise me that?

0:49:31 > 0:49:33All right, what's dad done to upset you then?

0:49:33 > 0:49:37Just promise me. I'm going to sing some carols now.

0:49:41 > 0:49:42You going to tell her?

0:49:42 > 0:49:44Not today.

0:49:46 > 0:49:49Look, Bianca - what I'm about to say ain't going to make me popular.

0:49:49 > 0:49:51Well, here goes nothing.

0:49:52 > 0:49:54Look, my kids are unhappy, I'm unhappy,

0:49:54 > 0:49:57cos I want to spend Christmas Day together as a family.

0:49:57 > 0:49:59And if that means Nikki too, then...

0:49:59 > 0:50:01Yeah. You know what, it's fine. Really?

0:50:01 > 0:50:04Yes. Let's just go and tell them. Honestly, before I change my mind.

0:50:04 > 0:50:06I'm that close to taking it back.

0:50:06 > 0:50:08BELL RINGS

0:50:08 > 0:50:11All right, listen up, everybody. If I could have your attention.

0:50:11 > 0:50:14Thank you. This won't take long, I promise you.

0:50:14 > 0:50:17Now, a lot of you are probably aware that this is me and Kat's

0:50:17 > 0:50:20last night in charge of the Queen Vic...

0:50:20 > 0:50:22VARIOUS: Awww.

0:50:22 > 0:50:25Thank you. But I'd be lying if I said we'd loved every minute...

0:50:25 > 0:50:27Nearly every minute.

0:50:27 > 0:50:32But it's been a blast - and it's been a laugh.

0:50:32 > 0:50:34Most of the time.

0:50:34 > 0:50:39There's been some ups and some downs, but it was here about...

0:50:39 > 0:50:41what, 12 years ago?

0:50:42 > 0:50:44..that I met the love of my life.

0:50:44 > 0:50:47God, we were young then, weren't we?

0:50:47 > 0:50:52And this was also where our beautiful baby boy was born...

0:50:52 > 0:50:54He's going, he's going. I told you.

0:50:54 > 0:50:56Before midnight. I told you.

0:50:56 > 0:50:58Oi! Let him finish!

0:50:58 > 0:51:02Seriously, though, from the bottom of me and Kat's heart,

0:51:02 > 0:51:04we just want to say...

0:51:04 > 0:51:07Thank you very much, everybody. Thank you. Thank you.

0:51:07 > 0:51:08Cheers. Cheers.

0:51:08 > 0:51:11Three cheers to Alfie and Kat. Hip hip...

0:51:11 > 0:51:13ALL: Hooray! Hip hip...

0:51:13 > 0:51:14Hooray! Hip hip...

0:51:14 > 0:51:15Hooray!

0:51:17 > 0:51:20And remember. Street party tomorrow.

0:51:20 > 0:51:21We'll see you there.

0:51:21 > 0:51:26And it's going to be a party to end all street parties!

0:51:26 > 0:51:28CHEERING

0:51:28 > 0:51:31You know what? I love you the most.

0:51:31 > 0:51:33I love you more.

0:51:36 > 0:51:40What I don't get is, how does Santa do it all in one night?

0:51:40 > 0:51:42It's not possible.

0:51:42 > 0:51:43Go on. Say it.

0:51:45 > 0:51:49Nik, how do you feel about spending the day with us tomorrow?

0:51:49 > 0:51:51What? Here? For real?

0:51:51 > 0:51:52Where would we go?

0:51:52 > 0:51:55You'd be here as well, you muppet!

0:51:55 > 0:51:57Thanks, Santa!

0:51:57 > 0:51:58Thank you.

0:52:06 > 0:52:08What?

0:52:10 > 0:52:14Your daughter is in there, and your wife. I hate this.

0:52:14 > 0:52:16I hate myself...

0:52:16 > 0:52:18You think I don't?

0:52:19 > 0:52:21I've tried to stay away.

0:52:23 > 0:52:25I've tried, but it's like I can't stop, Lauren.

0:52:27 > 0:52:28I need you.

0:53:00 > 0:53:01It's beautiful, ain't it?

0:53:04 > 0:53:08Now, look, I know it might not seem like it now,

0:53:08 > 0:53:11but things will get better, OK?

0:53:11 > 0:53:16Yeah, they will. The Lord is your strength and your shield.

0:53:16 > 0:53:21That's Psalm 28, verse 7 - how'd you know about that?

0:53:21 > 0:53:23I've heard you say it enough times.

0:53:23 > 0:53:27The Lord is my strength and my shield.

0:53:27 > 0:53:29Ah, the inimitable Mrs Branning!

0:53:29 > 0:53:32Vicar... We were starting to worry you wouldn't come.

0:53:32 > 0:53:34Are you ready for your star turn?

0:53:40 > 0:53:41I thought you might need this.

0:53:53 > 0:53:54Are you having second thoughts?

0:53:54 > 0:53:57Is that why you don't want to do the dinner?

0:53:57 > 0:54:00No. Not at all. Look, I know I'm not exactly girlfriend material

0:54:00 > 0:54:01for someone like you, but...

0:54:03 > 0:54:05Peter, I can feel myself falling for you

0:54:05 > 0:54:08and I don't want to if that's not how you feel

0:54:08 > 0:54:11because I do kinda love you and I...

0:54:12 > 0:54:14Lola...

0:54:14 > 0:54:15I think I kinda love you too.

0:54:17 > 0:54:18Really?

0:54:18 > 0:54:21Yeah. And tomorrow, we're going to tell everyone.

0:54:24 > 0:54:27What's this? Oh...

0:54:33 > 0:54:35# Christmas is here Bringing good cheer

0:54:35 > 0:54:38# To young and old Meek and the bold

0:54:38 > 0:54:40# Ding dong, ding dong # That is their song

0:54:40 > 0:54:43# With joyful ring All carolling

0:54:43 > 0:54:45# One seems to hear Words of good cheer

0:54:45 > 0:54:47# From ev'rywhere Filling the air

0:54:47 > 0:54:50# Oh how they pound Raising the sound

0:54:50 > 0:54:52# O'er hill and dale Telling their tale

0:54:52 > 0:54:55# Gaily they ring While people sing

0:54:55 > 0:54:57# Songs of good cheer Christmas is here

0:54:57 > 0:55:02# Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas

0:55:02 > 0:55:04# On, on they send On without end

0:55:04 > 0:55:07# Their joyful tone To ev'ry home

0:55:07 > 0:55:09# Hark! How the bells Sweet silver bells

0:55:09 > 0:55:12# All seem to say "Throw cares away"

0:55:12 > 0:55:14# Christmas is here Bringing good cheer

0:55:14 > 0:55:17# To young and old Meek and the bold

0:55:17 > 0:55:19# Ding dong, ding dong That is their song

0:55:19 > 0:55:22# With joyful ring All carolling

0:55:22 > 0:55:24# One seems to hear Words of good cheer

0:55:24 > 0:55:26# From ev'rywhere Filling the air

0:55:26 > 0:55:29# Oh, how they pound Raising the sound

0:55:29 > 0:55:32# O'er hill and dale Telling their tale

0:55:32 > 0:55:34# Gaily they ring While people sing

0:55:34 > 0:55:36# Songs of good cheer Christmas is here

0:55:36 > 0:55:41# Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas

0:55:41 > 0:55:44# On, on they send On without end

0:55:44 > 0:55:46# Their joyful tone To ev'ry home... #

0:56:23 > 0:56:26SHE SOBS

0:56:34 > 0:56:37You're going to be fine.

0:56:37 > 0:56:39Do you know how I know?

0:56:41 > 0:56:44Cos you are amazing and you're strong.

0:56:46 > 0:56:48PHONE RINGS

0:56:48 > 0:56:50I'm sorry. That's all right. Take it.

0:56:54 > 0:56:56You took your time.

0:56:56 > 0:56:59'I've got your money. You can have it tomorrow.'

0:56:59 > 0:57:00Good.

0:57:00 > 0:57:03'You're going to rot in hell, David.'

0:57:03 > 0:57:04I already knew that.

0:57:07 > 0:57:08Do I look a mess?

0:57:08 > 0:57:10Yeah, you do a bit.

0:57:12 > 0:57:13Move back in, David.

0:57:15 > 0:57:16The kids would love it.

0:57:18 > 0:57:19Come here.

0:57:24 > 0:57:27What you going to do?

0:57:27 > 0:57:28I need your help...

0:57:28 > 0:57:30Anything. Just tell me.

0:57:33 > 0:57:34I want him gone.

0:57:37 > 0:57:39I want him dead.

0:58:03 > 0:58:05SHE SIGHS

0:58:31 > 0:58:32SHE BREATHES RAPIDLY

0:58:41 > 0:58:43BABY GURGLES

0:58:53 > 0:58:55"JINGLE BELL ROCK" PLAYS

0:58:55 > 0:58:57BABY GURGLES

0:59:16 > 0:59:19'I stabbed him...

0:59:19 > 0:59:22'I killed him, David, and I didn't feel a thing.

0:59:22 > 0:59:24'One minute he was alive and...'

0:59:26 > 0:59:29Ah. Happy Christmas to you, Scarlett.

0:59:29 > 0:59:32Not you. I'll be around after the party to collect the keys.

0:59:32 > 0:59:35Can you make sure your stuff is all packed and ready to go?

0:59:35 > 0:59:37Not a problem, Janine. You know what, I've even arranged

0:59:37 > 0:59:40a lovely red carpet all the way from yours to ours

0:59:40 > 0:59:42so you don't get your dainty little feet wet. All right?

0:59:42 > 0:59:44Alfie! Come on, it's getting cold.

0:59:44 > 0:59:46All right, sweetheart.

0:59:46 > 0:59:49Excuse me while I go and stuff my face with turkey, won't you?

0:59:49 > 0:59:51Merry Christmas, Phil.

0:59:58 > 1:00:00Oh, here he is, Santa's little helper.

1:00:00 > 1:00:03I bring fine wine and selected delicacies.

1:00:03 > 1:00:04Well, you shouldn't have done.

1:00:04 > 1:00:07Everything you need to eat is waiting on that table in there.

1:00:07 > 1:00:08Yeah, I'm sure,

1:00:08 > 1:00:11but I'm a trained professional, available should the need arise.

1:00:11 > 1:00:13Well, it won't. But thanks.

1:00:13 > 1:00:16Well go on, go and make yourselves at home.

1:00:23 > 1:00:26We wait till they're drunk. Then we tell 'em. Yeah?

1:00:26 > 1:00:27Let's see how it goes.

1:00:30 > 1:00:32You, erm, got anything in there for me?

1:00:32 > 1:00:34Later. What, Santa's going to deliver

1:00:34 > 1:00:37a few hundred grand on his sledge? Is that what you're saying?

1:00:37 > 1:00:39I'll give it to you tonight. I promise.

1:00:39 > 1:00:40No. Five o'clock.

1:00:40 > 1:00:43Not a minute later or I sell it to this other geezer.

1:00:43 > 1:00:45What, your imaginary friend? He exists, all right.

1:00:45 > 1:00:47Tell you what, I'm going to text him right now.

1:00:47 > 1:00:48Put him on stand-by.

1:00:48 > 1:00:50Five o'clock. Not a minute later.

1:00:52 > 1:00:54Billy.

1:00:56 > 1:01:01I made the call. The fella's going to drop it round here.

1:01:01 > 1:01:02Couple of hours, tops.

1:01:02 > 1:01:04Text me as soon as it's here.

1:01:04 > 1:01:06You sure about this?

1:01:06 > 1:01:08Maybe he's got the wrong end of the stick.

1:01:08 > 1:01:10If you just tried reasoning with him...

1:01:10 > 1:01:13David is going to have me put away for something I didn't do

1:01:13 > 1:01:14unless I pay up.

1:01:14 > 1:01:16There is no reasoning with that.

1:01:16 > 1:01:19But this is the most serious crime you can commit.

1:01:19 > 1:01:20And for what?

1:01:22 > 1:01:26What would Phil do? Huh? This situation.

1:01:26 > 1:01:27What would the big man do?

1:01:27 > 1:01:29I don't know, Janine, cos I'm not Phil, am I?

1:01:29 > 1:01:32Now's your chance to step up.

1:01:32 > 1:01:35Be a man. Be a Mitchell.

1:01:36 > 1:01:40Anyway, you can't back out now. You're an accessory.

1:01:40 > 1:01:41What?!

1:01:41 > 1:01:42I've told you about it.

1:01:42 > 1:01:46So if I go down...I'm taking you down with me.

1:01:46 > 1:01:50Janine, Janine, wait! Just give him a chance, will you?

1:01:50 > 1:01:52Maybe he'll come round.

1:01:52 > 1:01:54Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

1:01:59 > 1:02:03Yeah. I'll give him a chance. Good.

1:02:03 > 1:02:04One chance.

1:02:05 > 1:02:08And if he backs off, fine.

1:02:08 > 1:02:09If not...

1:02:11 > 1:02:13..he's a dead man.

1:02:18 > 1:02:21Hey, pack it in!

1:02:21 > 1:02:22Hello. Wotcha.

1:02:22 > 1:02:23Mum!

1:02:23 > 1:02:27Hello! Merry Christmas. Hello. You all right?

1:02:29 > 1:02:32Thank you. It's not too formal, is it?

1:02:32 > 1:02:34No, no. You look great. I didn't know what to wear.

1:02:34 > 1:02:35She looks all right, don't she?

1:02:35 > 1:02:37Yeah. You look lovely.

1:02:37 > 1:02:38Oh, thank you. You look nice too.

1:02:38 > 1:02:40I'm cooking!

1:02:40 > 1:02:45Well, here you go. Little contribution. Not much.

1:02:45 > 1:02:47Brandy butter. He loves the stuff.

1:02:47 > 1:02:49I know. I've got some. Home-made?

1:02:49 > 1:02:52No, but... That's home-made. He'll only eat home-made.

1:02:52 > 1:02:54He's funny like that.

1:02:54 > 1:02:57Sorry. You live with the bloke. Why am I telling you?

1:02:57 > 1:03:00Right, erm, I better get on.

1:03:00 > 1:03:03Here you go. Get that down you. Merry Christmas.

1:03:03 > 1:03:05Nibbles there if you want.

1:03:05 > 1:03:07Hey. Give us it here.

1:03:07 > 1:03:08It's all right, David. I can lift a chair.

1:03:08 > 1:03:09Let me do it.

1:03:12 > 1:03:13Merry Christmas, everybody.

1:03:13 > 1:03:14ALL: Merry Christmas!

1:03:14 > 1:03:17Who wants presents? CHILDREN: Me, me!

1:03:17 > 1:03:20All right. OK, slow down. Hope you don't mind me popping over.

1:03:20 > 1:03:22Just thought it'd be nice for Scarlett to spend some time

1:03:22 > 1:03:24with her family on Christmas Day.

1:03:24 > 1:03:27Yeah. More the merrier, Janine. Make yourself at home.

1:03:27 > 1:03:29Hang on a minute, you two. Get back there. It's... Oh.

1:03:29 > 1:03:31We'll hand them out one at a time.

1:03:31 > 1:03:34That for me? I wonder what that is.

1:03:34 > 1:03:37I don't want to spoil the surprise.

1:03:37 > 1:03:40Have you got one for me? Something special, I hope?

1:03:41 > 1:03:44You'll get what you deserve, Janine. I promise.

1:03:53 > 1:03:54Eat up, Tommy.

1:03:54 > 1:03:56I've got that turkey lovely, I have.

1:03:56 > 1:03:58Oi, you! No peeking.

1:03:58 > 1:04:00No presents till after dinner.

1:04:00 > 1:04:03No, after midnight, they're my rules, you see.

1:04:03 > 1:04:04Santa's done his business.

1:04:04 > 1:04:06Then we get to open 'em all. Ain't that right, Charlie?

1:04:06 > 1:04:09I dunno about that, Alfie. I never argue with a woman.

1:04:09 > 1:04:11I learnt that lesson a long time ago.

1:04:11 > 1:04:15Why can't more blokes be like that? Extra spuds, Charlie?

1:04:15 > 1:04:16There you go. Don't mind if I do.

1:04:16 > 1:04:18Kat, be honest, you've spent more than 50 quid, haven't you?

1:04:18 > 1:04:21I swear on my life that wasn't a penny over 50 quid.

1:04:23 > 1:04:24Hope you like it.

1:04:33 > 1:04:35GLASSES CLINK

1:04:42 > 1:04:46What do you reckon then, Ian? Is it up to your exacting standards?

1:04:47 > 1:04:50Yeah. It's, erm, it's very tasty. Your handiwork?

1:04:50 > 1:04:54No. It was Phil. You should see him in a pinny.

1:04:54 > 1:04:56It's really quite a sight.

1:04:56 > 1:04:57I can imagine.

1:04:57 > 1:04:59Go on, Phil. Get your pinny on and give Denise a thrill.

1:04:59 > 1:05:02Please don't.

1:05:02 > 1:05:06What you need is a woman around the house. A new wife.

1:05:06 > 1:05:07What for?

1:05:07 > 1:05:10You know... Clean and cook.

1:05:14 > 1:05:16What?

1:05:16 > 1:05:19You're an expert, are you? On marriage?

1:05:21 > 1:05:24This is nice, innit, us all being together?

1:05:24 > 1:05:26Having done it four times.

1:05:26 > 1:05:28Well, sometimes it does take a while to find the right person.

1:05:28 > 1:05:31Oh, you've found the right person, have you?!

1:05:31 > 1:05:32Maybe.

1:05:32 > 1:05:35Yeah, Phil, there's nothing wrong with a bit of romance.

1:05:35 > 1:05:37Is there, Pops? Eh?

1:05:37 > 1:05:38Romance...?

1:05:38 > 1:05:40Oh. Yeah, yeah, course.

1:05:43 > 1:05:45Thanks, Janine.

1:05:50 > 1:05:52CHILDREN ARGUE IN BACKGROUND

1:06:06 > 1:06:10A tankard. What a lovely surprise.

1:06:10 > 1:06:13Well, I thought you could keep it behind the bar.

1:06:13 > 1:06:14At the Vic.

1:06:14 > 1:06:17Seeing as this time tomorrow I'm going to be in charge.

1:06:20 > 1:06:22Wow, Auntie Janine. Thanks! It's amazing!

1:06:23 > 1:06:26That's a real diamond, by the way.

1:06:27 > 1:06:31David, can I borrow your phone? Mine's flat.

1:06:33 > 1:06:36Oh, don't seem to have it on me, Janine. Sorry.

1:06:36 > 1:06:38Yeah, that's right nice, that.

1:06:38 > 1:06:40I picked it up in Hong Kong.

1:06:40 > 1:06:42100% cashmere, it is. That's really nice. Thank you very much.

1:06:42 > 1:06:44Thanks.

1:06:44 > 1:06:46Oh, here's the stressed cook. How's it going?

1:06:46 > 1:06:48Nearly done...

1:06:48 > 1:06:50Just going to go and powder my nose.

1:06:50 > 1:06:52Hurry up, Janine, please. It's nearly ready.

1:06:52 > 1:06:54I'll give you a hand. No, you're all right, honestly.

1:06:54 > 1:06:57No, I insist. I'm a whizz in the kitchen. A regular Delia.

1:06:57 > 1:07:01Where you going? Just going to get another chair. Leg's a bit wobbly.

1:07:03 > 1:07:05Oh! Merry Christmas.

1:07:05 > 1:07:08Hello. We're running a bit late, I'm afraid.

1:07:08 > 1:07:10Can I take your coat? I was going upstairs.

1:07:10 > 1:07:13No, thanks. I'm not staying. I'm just delivering pressies.

1:07:13 > 1:07:17Stay for a quick drink. David, could you get Masood a drink?

1:07:17 > 1:07:19You look stunning. Thanks.

1:07:19 > 1:07:21Soft drink?

1:07:21 > 1:07:22Still a Muslim.

1:07:24 > 1:07:26I love playing Mum.

1:07:26 > 1:07:29Dishing out all the food, seeing all their hungry faces.

1:07:29 > 1:07:32There's nothing better than to see your kids happy at Christmas.

1:07:32 > 1:07:34Don't you think? Yeah. Is that why you're here then?

1:07:34 > 1:07:37To make sure your kids are happy at Christmas?

1:07:37 > 1:07:38Yeah. What else?

1:07:40 > 1:07:42You really don't like me, do you? Go on, just say it.

1:07:42 > 1:07:45You know what, Nikki, I've got nothing against you. Not personally.

1:07:45 > 1:07:48But it just seems like every time I turn round, you're there.

1:07:48 > 1:07:50You know, me and Terry... Yeah?

1:07:50 > 1:07:54We're just trying to start a life together. You know, move on.

1:07:56 > 1:08:00It's just a bit hard with the ex hanging about all the time.

1:08:00 > 1:08:03He's here in your house. My kids, too.

1:08:04 > 1:08:05What more do you want?

1:08:07 > 1:08:09I want you to let him go.

1:08:09 > 1:08:14Me? Bianca, I let him go three years ago.

1:08:14 > 1:08:17It's him that can't cut the cord. And do you know what?

1:08:17 > 1:08:19He probably never will.

1:08:23 > 1:08:24What you saying?

1:08:24 > 1:08:27I didn't just barge in here. He asked me.

1:08:27 > 1:08:28Terry asked me to come.

1:08:28 > 1:08:31Why do you think he did that?

1:08:31 > 1:08:32For the kids.

1:08:32 > 1:08:36For the kids. Yeah, right(!)

1:08:36 > 1:08:39Cos that's what Terry cares about, ain't it, the kids(!)

1:08:45 > 1:08:47That turkey looks dry as a bone.

1:08:57 > 1:08:58FRUSTRATED GROWL

1:09:00 > 1:09:01Come on, come on...

1:09:05 > 1:09:07Lost something, Janine?

1:09:10 > 1:09:12Where's my money?

1:09:12 > 1:09:16It's coming. Yeah? I'm going to pick it up in an hour or so.

1:09:16 > 1:09:18I'll give you a call.

1:09:18 > 1:09:20You're trembling, Janine.

1:09:20 > 1:09:24What's the matter? Guilty conscience?

1:09:24 > 1:09:25Crimes catching up with you?

1:09:25 > 1:09:28Why are you being so horrible to me?

1:09:29 > 1:09:34Horrible! Is that what I am? A horrible, horrible man?

1:09:35 > 1:09:39Maybe if you'd have helped me when I asked, the poor relation,

1:09:39 > 1:09:41the step-brother begging for a hand-out,

1:09:41 > 1:09:42I wouldn't be so hard on you now.

1:09:42 > 1:09:47I didn't know you were so desperate. If I had... You knew, Janine.

1:09:47 > 1:09:50You knew. You just didn't care.

1:09:50 > 1:09:54But then that's you all over, innit? You don't care about anyone.

1:09:54 > 1:09:58You're wrong. I care about you. I care about my family.

1:09:58 > 1:10:00I do!

1:10:02 > 1:10:04Remember when Pat died?

1:10:07 > 1:10:09Right here in this bed.

1:10:13 > 1:10:18She put her arms around me, told me that she loved me.

1:10:22 > 1:10:23And that I could turn my life around.

1:10:26 > 1:10:28All I needed was a little bit of help.

1:10:31 > 1:10:33Couldn't you give me that help?

1:10:37 > 1:10:39I mean, she saw the good in me.

1:10:39 > 1:10:43And she was right. I've been forced into this by Michael

1:10:43 > 1:10:45and by what he did.

1:10:48 > 1:10:50Why don't you think again?

1:10:56 > 1:10:58I could give you some money. Not as much, but...

1:10:58 > 1:11:01Unbelievable. Maybe we can strike a deal.

1:11:03 > 1:11:05I don't want to do these bad things.

1:11:05 > 1:11:06I want to be good.

1:11:08 > 1:11:10Is this good, Janine?

1:11:12 > 1:11:14'In that moment...'

1:11:14 > 1:11:18Is it? '..I wanted him dead.'

1:11:21 > 1:11:24'So I stabbed him...'

1:11:24 > 1:11:27Is this what you want everyone to hear? The police to hear?

1:11:27 > 1:11:32'I killed him, David, and I didn't feel a thing.

1:11:32 > 1:11:34'One minute he was alive

1:11:34 > 1:11:36'and the next minute he was... He was gone.'

1:11:36 > 1:11:40250 grand. Two hours.

1:11:40 > 1:11:43Or I go to the police.

1:11:43 > 1:11:45And I mean it.

1:11:48 > 1:11:50DOOR OPENS

1:11:50 > 1:11:52Dinner's ready.

1:11:52 > 1:11:54Great. I'm starving.

1:11:54 > 1:11:56Just going to go and wash my hands.

1:11:57 > 1:11:58Come on, then.

1:11:58 > 1:12:01What just happened here? What were you talking about?

1:12:02 > 1:12:06Er... Do you really want to know? Yeah. Yeah, I want to know.

1:12:08 > 1:12:11We were talking about my mum. Last time we saw her.

1:12:11 > 1:12:13Dying in that bed.

1:12:17 > 1:12:19I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... It's all right.

1:12:19 > 1:12:21Mum, Dad, it's ready! Yeah, coming!

1:12:21 > 1:12:23Come on.

1:12:28 > 1:12:31I tried talking to him. It's no good.

1:12:31 > 1:12:33We need to get this done.

1:12:33 > 1:12:35Soon as you get it...

1:12:35 > 1:12:37call me.

1:12:43 > 1:12:46Ian, Christmas pud?

1:12:46 > 1:12:49Why not? Might get lucky and find a sixpence in there.

1:12:49 > 1:12:52Yeah. If you can travel back in time. It's 2013, ain't it?

1:12:52 > 1:12:55All right, maybe a shiny new ten-pence piece then.

1:12:55 > 1:12:57I don't think there's anything in there. What?

1:12:57 > 1:13:00Oh, come on, it's traditional, you gotta have a coin in your pud.

1:13:00 > 1:13:01You got any other criticisms?

1:13:01 > 1:13:04I saw you left half your veg and half your turkey an' all.

1:13:04 > 1:13:06I had a big breakfast.

1:13:06 > 1:13:10So it was all perfectly cooked, in your professional opinion, was it?

1:13:10 > 1:13:12Perfect. You wouldn't lie to me, Ian, would you?

1:13:12 > 1:13:15Phil. Can you just leave it? Let everyone enjoy themselves.

1:13:15 > 1:13:17I am enjoying myself. So's Ian. Ain't you, Ian?

1:13:17 > 1:13:19No. He's not. No-one is.

1:13:19 > 1:13:22I just wanted everyone to get on so we could be honest for once.

1:13:22 > 1:13:24About what?

1:13:27 > 1:13:29Tell 'em.

1:13:32 > 1:13:33Go on, tell them.

1:13:38 > 1:13:41Me and Peter.... We're together.

1:13:41 > 1:13:43We're a couple.

1:13:46 > 1:13:49Pull it over your head. That's it!

1:13:49 > 1:13:51Peek-a-boo!

1:13:51 > 1:13:54I tell you what, you should be wearing a sports bra, look at that.

1:13:54 > 1:13:57You look like a supermodel to me, you look beautiful!

1:13:57 > 1:14:00Right, my turn, my turn! You have gone to town on this, Kat.

1:14:00 > 1:14:02I know, is it a plasma?

1:14:02 > 1:14:05Is it a...? Could be a hi-fi, could be an exercise bike.

1:14:05 > 1:14:07You'll find out soon enough.

1:14:07 > 1:14:10Never mind "soon enough", I'm going to find out right now. Here we go!

1:14:10 > 1:14:11Come on. Let's have it.

1:14:13 > 1:14:15What...?

1:14:18 > 1:14:20All right... Come on, get a move on.

1:14:20 > 1:14:22Take any longer we'll be living with Janine.

1:14:22 > 1:14:24Right. All right. Not to worry.

1:14:27 > 1:14:29Did you know about this? No. Of course not.

1:14:29 > 1:14:31Phil, look... Shut up. I weren't talking to you.

1:14:31 > 1:14:34Don't tell him to shut up. Look, we are together.

1:14:34 > 1:14:36Now you either accept that or I'll go upstairs,

1:14:36 > 1:14:40get Lexi and I'll walk out this house and I won't come back.

1:14:47 > 1:14:50All right. Whatever you want. It's got nothing to do with me.

1:14:50 > 1:14:51Really?

1:14:54 > 1:14:56All of a sudden I've lost my appetite.

1:14:56 > 1:14:59Yeah, why don't we go out to that party? I can hear the music now.

1:14:59 > 1:15:01Give Kat and Alfie... a proper send-off.

1:15:01 > 1:15:03No, you're all right, I think I'll stay here.

1:15:05 > 1:15:07I'll start clearing the plates.

1:15:12 > 1:15:15Phil?

1:15:15 > 1:15:16Are we OK?

1:15:16 > 1:15:18Yeah. Course.

1:15:19 > 1:15:23You can't hurt him. You can't touch him.

1:15:23 > 1:15:26What do you take me for? Eh?

1:15:26 > 1:15:30I won't lay a finger on him. Now get your coat on.

1:15:30 > 1:15:32Get Lexi wrapped up nice and warm,

1:15:32 > 1:15:35and we'll go to this party, all right?

1:15:53 > 1:15:55Did you know about this? Him and Lola?

1:15:55 > 1:15:57No. I didn't. I swear.

1:15:57 > 1:16:00Look, I've gotta go. Janine needs me.

1:16:00 > 1:16:02Tell her she's got 20 minutes. I ain't kidding.

1:16:02 > 1:16:04One phone call and that pub's gone.

1:16:04 > 1:16:06All right. Yeah, I will.

1:16:23 > 1:16:25Happy Christmas, everyone.

1:16:27 > 1:16:29Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

1:16:30 > 1:16:33Scarlett's asleep.

1:16:33 > 1:16:35CRACKER BANGS Hurrah!

1:16:40 > 1:16:41You look nice.

1:16:41 > 1:16:42Mum, you look amazing.

1:16:42 > 1:16:44Dinner's gorgeous, darling.

1:16:48 > 1:16:51Next year, we'll all be over at mine, at the Vic.

1:16:51 > 1:16:54It will be a magnificent spread.

1:16:54 > 1:16:58I was thinking, a nice long table down at the bar.

1:16:58 > 1:17:03Candles everywhere. Free drinks for all of you, all year round.

1:17:03 > 1:17:04For my family.

1:17:10 > 1:17:11Pass the spuds, please, love.

1:17:11 > 1:17:14Sure you're going to be able to afford all that, Janine?

1:17:14 > 1:17:16The Vic? With all your other expenses?

1:17:16 > 1:17:17PHONE VIBRATES

1:17:17 > 1:17:19Course she can. She can afford anything.

1:17:19 > 1:17:21She's rich.

1:17:21 > 1:17:22If only that were true.

1:17:22 > 1:17:24I thought your phone was dead?

1:17:26 > 1:17:29Oh, I'm really sorry. There's been a hitch with the party.

1:17:29 > 1:17:31I've got to go. What, now?

1:17:31 > 1:17:34Do you know how long it took me to cook all this food, Janine?

1:17:34 > 1:17:36I won't be long. I promise.

1:17:36 > 1:17:38Can you keep an eye on Scarlett for me? Yeah.

1:17:38 > 1:17:41Make sure you come back, eh?

1:17:41 > 1:17:42I'll see you in a bit.

1:17:42 > 1:17:46See you later. Bye. Merry Christmas.

1:17:47 > 1:17:49Well, this is fun, ain't it?

1:17:49 > 1:17:52You ain't eaten much. What's wrong with you?

1:17:53 > 1:17:56It's the turkey, innit? It's a bit dry.

1:17:56 > 1:18:00Have some gravy. No, I'm all right, thanks. I don't need any gravy.

1:18:00 > 1:18:01Here you are.

1:18:02 > 1:18:05She don't want it. She don't want it!

1:18:05 > 1:18:09I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Are you all right?

1:18:09 > 1:18:11No, come on. Let me.

1:18:11 > 1:18:12Is it new?

1:18:15 > 1:18:16Here you are.

1:18:30 > 1:18:31No!

1:18:31 > 1:18:33SCREAMING

1:18:33 > 1:18:34Bianca!

1:18:34 > 1:18:36What're you doing?

1:18:36 > 1:18:38You're mad!

1:18:38 > 1:18:39Stop it!

1:18:39 > 1:18:42What are you doing? What are you doing?

1:18:44 > 1:18:46What are you doing?!

1:18:46 > 1:18:49What are you doing?! Look at me!

1:18:52 > 1:18:55THEY LAUGH

1:18:58 > 1:19:00Are you all right, darling?

1:19:04 > 1:19:08Just get out. Just get out!

1:19:08 > 1:19:09Just get out!

1:19:09 > 1:19:13Just take your kids and take your wife and get out.

1:19:13 > 1:19:16Get out of my house!

1:19:16 > 1:19:18Just get out!

1:19:24 > 1:19:27CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYS

1:19:55 > 1:20:01This is like Russian dolls, isn't it? Here we go, another box.

1:20:01 > 1:20:02Let me guess. It's...

1:20:02 > 1:20:05definitely an electric shaver.

1:20:05 > 1:20:07Who knows? It might be nothing.

1:20:07 > 1:20:08You might just keep on unwrapping

1:20:08 > 1:20:11and it might be a little speck of dust.

1:20:11 > 1:20:14We'll have to wait and see, won't we? Let's have a look.

1:20:18 > 1:20:21That is...a pen?

1:20:21 > 1:20:22Is it a pen?

1:20:47 > 1:20:49Merry Christmas, Alfie.

1:20:54 > 1:20:57You're going to be a dad!

1:20:57 > 1:20:59Congratulations, son.

1:20:59 > 1:21:01You serious? Yeah.

1:21:01 > 1:21:03Your mummy's going to have a baby!

1:21:05 > 1:21:08You serious? I'm going to be a dad.

1:21:08 > 1:21:11I'm going to be a dad! I don't believe it!

1:21:11 > 1:21:16You are hers, you're still hers. You always have been.

1:21:16 > 1:21:19You're just too stupid to see it.

1:21:19 > 1:21:20What you talking about? That ain't true.

1:21:20 > 1:21:24It is. This. All of this. It's just one big mistake.

1:21:26 > 1:21:28I just want you to go. Bianca...

1:21:28 > 1:21:30I just want you to go. Just go now.

1:21:47 > 1:21:49Is she all right? No.

1:21:49 > 1:21:50We gotta go.

1:21:50 > 1:21:51But we're having dinner.

1:21:51 > 1:21:53Don't worry about that. Come on. What about our stuff?

1:21:53 > 1:21:55Just put your coat on. Come on.

1:21:58 > 1:22:00Come on!

1:22:00 > 1:22:03Say thank you to Bianca for me.

1:22:08 > 1:22:10That woman has got some temper on her...

1:22:10 > 1:22:12Don't.

1:22:12 > 1:22:13You did this.

1:22:19 > 1:22:22I wouldn't worry about it. They're both young.

1:22:22 > 1:22:25He'll get bored of her, and it'll just fizzle out.

1:22:26 > 1:22:30Yeah. That's right. It will.

1:22:30 > 1:22:32Cos you're going to make sure of it.

1:22:32 > 1:22:34You're going to talk to that boy of yours.

1:22:34 > 1:22:36And you're going to make it very clear that there's no way

1:22:36 > 1:22:38he can be with Lola.

1:22:38 > 1:22:41Pull his heartstrings, have a breakdown, wet your pants.

1:22:41 > 1:22:43Whatever it takes to stop it.

1:22:43 > 1:22:47Because there's no way I'm having my granddaughter with a Beale.

1:22:47 > 1:22:50Do you understand?

1:22:50 > 1:22:52Yeah.

1:22:52 > 1:22:53Good.

1:22:53 > 1:22:58Oh, and, Ian. If anyone asks,

1:22:58 > 1:23:02it was you who didn't want them together. Not me.

1:23:19 > 1:23:21Have you got it?

1:23:21 > 1:23:23Good. Good.

1:23:23 > 1:23:26Right, I'm going to call David and I'll get him up here.

1:23:26 > 1:23:29Janine. No excuses.

1:23:29 > 1:23:31There are people on the square already.

1:23:31 > 1:23:33Give it a half-hour, it'll be rammed.

1:23:33 > 1:23:37Yes. Exactly. It'll be loud, the odd firework will be going off.

1:23:37 > 1:23:38It's perfect. Listen to me.

1:23:38 > 1:23:41I don't think you're in the right state of mind to decide this.

1:23:41 > 1:23:43It's decided, Billy!

1:23:43 > 1:23:45Look at you, Janine. You're not well.

1:23:45 > 1:23:47Billy, you try and back out of this,

1:23:47 > 1:23:49you know what will happen.

1:23:51 > 1:23:52I don't care.

1:23:55 > 1:23:56What are you doing?

1:23:56 > 1:23:57I am going to the party.

1:23:57 > 1:23:59I'm going to spend some time with my family.

1:23:59 > 1:24:02With people who actually care about me. No, Billy.

1:24:02 > 1:24:03If you walk away now and I get caught,

1:24:03 > 1:24:05I am taking you down with me.

1:24:05 > 1:24:07Yeah, well, I'll take that chance,

1:24:07 > 1:24:09because this is sick. And you're sick.

1:24:10 > 1:24:12Billy, Billy. Billy, please.

1:24:12 > 1:24:15All right. I can't go back to prison.

1:24:15 > 1:24:17Then just give him the money. Have done with it.

1:24:17 > 1:24:21What about the Vic? I can't lose the Vic. I can't!

1:24:21 > 1:24:23I've sold everything, and I have nothing.

1:24:25 > 1:24:28I'm sorry, Janine. I can't be a part of this.

1:24:30 > 1:24:31From now on, you're on your own.

1:24:37 > 1:24:39I was just desperate.

1:24:39 > 1:24:41I was. I was desperate.

1:24:41 > 1:24:46And he was just so nice and so lovely, I just grabbed it.

1:24:46 > 1:24:48And I forced it. I did. I forced it.

1:24:48 > 1:24:50And now I'm just going to end up on my own again.

1:24:50 > 1:24:54No, you're not. You're not. I'm going to make sure you're not.

1:24:54 > 1:24:59Hey, look at me. I'm going to make everything all right.

1:24:59 > 1:25:00I promise you.

1:25:02 > 1:25:06Come here. Oh, darling. SHE SOBS

1:25:06 > 1:25:09That's it, you have a cry on your dad.

1:25:09 > 1:25:16Whatever happens, you've always got me. Hey? You've always got me.

1:25:16 > 1:25:19Listen, why don't you go upstairs and wash your face?

1:25:19 > 1:25:22Get yourself changed and we'll take the kids outside to the party.

1:25:22 > 1:25:23Have a bit of fun.

1:25:23 > 1:25:26Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. Sorry.

1:25:26 > 1:25:27Don't be daft.

1:25:32 > 1:25:34MOBILE BEEPS

1:25:37 > 1:25:38Poor thing.

1:25:40 > 1:25:43You were very sweet with her.

1:25:44 > 1:25:46Really.

1:25:47 > 1:25:48You're a good dad.

1:25:51 > 1:25:53I'll never be a patch on you, though, eh?

1:25:56 > 1:25:58She's going to need you if I'm not here.

1:26:00 > 1:26:05Stop it. I mean it. Stop it. That's not going to happen.

1:26:05 > 1:26:07I'm going to look after you.

1:26:07 > 1:26:10I am.

1:26:10 > 1:26:11Whatever you need,

1:26:11 > 1:26:14I'm going to get it. I am.

1:26:14 > 1:26:16I'm going to get it.

1:26:18 > 1:26:21Look, I'm just going to... David.

1:26:21 > 1:26:23What?

1:26:29 > 1:26:30I love you.

1:26:46 > 1:26:48MOBILE BEEPS

1:26:48 > 1:26:51Who is it?

1:26:54 > 1:26:56It's Terry.

1:26:57 > 1:27:03Er, I think I'll nip out. See if I can sort this out.

1:27:03 > 1:27:05Oh. Yeah, all right.

1:27:10 > 1:27:13I'll only be a tick, all right? OK.

1:27:36 > 1:27:40Don't leave till I get back, yeah? All right. Ta-ta.

1:28:23 > 1:28:25NEON SIGN CRACKLES

1:28:34 > 1:28:36HE KNOCKS ON DOOR

1:28:38 > 1:28:40Janine?

1:28:47 > 1:28:50HE KNOCKS ON DOOR Janine?

1:28:50 > 1:28:52NEON SIGN CRACKLES

1:28:58 > 1:29:00RATTLING

1:29:03 > 1:29:05GLASS BOTTLES CLANK

1:29:26 > 1:29:28CLANKING

1:29:29 > 1:29:31CAT MIAOWS

1:29:34 > 1:29:37CAR APPROACHES

1:29:37 > 1:29:39TYRES SCREECH

1:29:54 > 1:29:56SHE BREATHES HEAVILY

1:30:29 > 1:30:31HE GROANS

1:30:53 > 1:30:54JANINE SCREAMS

1:30:54 > 1:30:56TYRES SCREECH

1:31:04 > 1:31:06No... Give me the phone.

1:31:06 > 1:31:07Janine!

1:31:07 > 1:31:10Give me the phone.

1:31:10 > 1:31:12Right. Hats, coats, scarves. It's cold out there.

1:31:12 > 1:31:14Where's Dad?

1:31:14 > 1:31:17He's going to meet us over there, he knows where we are.

1:31:30 > 1:31:32That's not mine.

1:31:42 > 1:31:44Where is it?

1:31:44 > 1:31:46I will finish you, David.

1:31:46 > 1:31:47You know I will and you know that I can.

1:31:47 > 1:31:49But you didn't, did you? You didn't...

1:31:49 > 1:31:51because you couldn't.

1:31:53 > 1:31:55What did you think you were going to do?

1:31:55 > 1:31:58Eh? Just run me down? And get away with it?

1:31:58 > 1:32:01It's a stolen car. Hit and run. Drunk driver.

1:32:01 > 1:32:02It happens all the time.

1:32:02 > 1:32:03Where'd you get it?

1:32:03 > 1:32:05Who else is involved?

1:32:05 > 1:32:07No-one.

1:32:07 > 1:32:10You're lying. Tell me.

1:32:11 > 1:32:14Is someone else going to come round that corner?

1:32:14 > 1:32:16It's just me.

1:32:19 > 1:32:20What you doing?

1:32:20 > 1:32:22Where we going?

1:32:22 > 1:32:24Move.

1:32:34 > 1:32:36Come on.

1:32:36 > 1:32:39Hello, Harry. All right?

1:32:39 > 1:32:40Come on, kids. That's it.

1:32:40 > 1:32:42Go.

1:32:46 > 1:32:49Time's up. You got my money?

1:32:49 > 1:32:52Yeah. Yeah. I'm just going to pick it up.

1:32:52 > 1:32:54No, she ain't. Stop mucking around, all right?

1:32:54 > 1:32:57You either give me the money now or the deal's off.

1:32:57 > 1:32:58Just let me speak to Phil.

1:32:58 > 1:33:00Get inside.

1:33:10 > 1:33:11What's the matter? Nothing.

1:33:17 > 1:33:23It's Phil, Phil Mitchell. You still interested in buying my boozer?

1:33:24 > 1:33:26If you can get the money together

1:33:26 > 1:33:29and be here within 15 minutes, you got yourself a deal.

1:33:29 > 1:33:3215? That's a push, mate.

1:33:34 > 1:33:35I'll do my best.

1:33:43 > 1:33:45DOOR UNLOCKS

1:33:45 > 1:33:48Sorry, mate, we're closed at the moment.

1:33:48 > 1:33:51I helped myself. Hope you don't mind.

1:33:51 > 1:33:53Money's on the bar.

1:33:53 > 1:33:56Oh, right. Well, listen, there's a party outside if you fancy it.

1:33:56 > 1:33:58Free mulled wine and all that. That pump's not pulling right.

1:34:01 > 1:34:02It's a nice boozer, though.

1:34:05 > 1:34:09Yeah. It is. It's the best boozer in London.

1:34:11 > 1:34:13The best.

1:34:23 > 1:34:25What is wrong with you? You're going to "pick up" the money?

1:34:25 > 1:34:28You ain't buying the Vic, Janine! I am.

1:34:28 > 1:34:29No, you're not. I am.

1:34:29 > 1:34:32You're not. It's gone. It's over.

1:34:32 > 1:34:35Because you're going to give all the money to me.

1:34:35 > 1:34:38Now, where is it?

1:34:38 > 1:34:40Where is it, Janine?

1:34:40 > 1:34:42One call. To the police.

1:34:48 > 1:34:49Where is it?!

1:34:51 > 1:34:52It's in there.

1:34:57 > 1:34:58Where is it?

1:35:04 > 1:35:05This it?

1:35:12 > 1:35:13Is it all there?

1:35:13 > 1:35:15Quarter of a million.

1:35:16 > 1:35:18Look at that.

1:35:18 > 1:35:20Lovely.

1:35:22 > 1:35:23The Vic's gone, Janine.

1:35:23 > 1:35:25You can forget about that.

1:35:25 > 1:35:27What are you going to do now?

1:35:27 > 1:35:29I'm going to take the money, go to a hospital

1:35:29 > 1:35:30and call the police.

1:35:30 > 1:35:32But that wasn't the deal. The deal's changed.

1:35:32 > 1:35:34Wait. Wait. You can't!

1:35:34 > 1:35:37Watch me. I'll ring them and I'll tell them.

1:35:37 > 1:35:38I'll tell them about that lot.

1:35:38 > 1:35:40Do you think they'll believe you?

1:35:41 > 1:35:45You've betrayed me. I'm your sister and you're stealing from me...

1:35:45 > 1:35:48You're not my sister! You're nothing.

1:35:48 > 1:35:52You don't need this. All right? You don't need it. I do.

1:35:52 > 1:35:55I do, actually. I do need it. I need every penny.

1:35:58 > 1:36:00I'm sick of being treated like dirt.

1:36:00 > 1:36:04I used to be someone round here. Silk suits, keys to a Merc.

1:36:04 > 1:36:08Now look at me, tussling with Max Branning for change.

1:36:08 > 1:36:11Watching Bianca scraping for pennies. Well, not any more.

1:36:11 > 1:36:13Not any more. I got my stake now.

1:36:13 > 1:36:15I got my stake and I'm going to build it.

1:36:15 > 1:36:19You are just as bad as me. No, I'm not. Selfish, greedy.

1:36:19 > 1:36:22Wrong. I'm not doing it for me though, am I?

1:36:22 > 1:36:23I'm doing it for my family.

1:36:23 > 1:36:26Family? Yeah, that's what you tell yourself. But I know you, David.

1:36:26 > 1:36:30I know you. And you will spend every last penny on yourself.

1:36:30 > 1:36:34You're wrong. No. New car. New suits.

1:36:34 > 1:36:35I tell you what,

1:36:35 > 1:36:38why don't you just move in here and take my whole life?

1:36:38 > 1:36:41Because I don't want your life, Janine. I don't want it.

1:36:41 > 1:36:45It looks lonely and sad and pointless.

1:36:45 > 1:36:47A little girl, can't even look at her.

1:36:47 > 1:36:48That's not true.

1:36:48 > 1:36:51It is, Janine. It is. Well, I've got something real.

1:36:51 > 1:36:54Real, over there. That's what this money is for.

1:36:54 > 1:36:55What? Bianca and the kids?

1:36:55 > 1:36:57Bianca, Carol...

1:36:57 > 1:36:59She's with another man. She's with Masood.

1:36:59 > 1:37:02Not any more. She wants me. She needs me.

1:37:03 > 1:37:06For the first time in her life since she was 14 and pregnant,

1:37:06 > 1:37:08she actually needs me.

1:37:08 > 1:37:10She needs this money.

1:37:11 > 1:37:13For what? Jewellery, a fur?

1:37:13 > 1:37:16I can hardly see Carol dressed up to the nines, hanging off your arm.

1:37:16 > 1:37:19She doesn't want the money. That's not what she's interested in.

1:37:19 > 1:37:20You can't buy her, David.

1:37:20 > 1:37:24I'm not trying to buy her! I'm trying to protect her.

1:37:24 > 1:37:26From what? Cancer!

1:37:31 > 1:37:33She might be ill.

1:37:34 > 1:37:36She might be very ill.

1:37:37 > 1:37:40And if she is, she's going to need treatment.

1:37:40 > 1:37:42The very best treatment that money can buy.

1:37:42 > 1:37:44I'm going to make sure she gets it.

1:37:44 > 1:37:46Whatever happens, I want to be there for her.

1:37:48 > 1:37:52Because, you see, that's the difference between you and me,

1:37:52 > 1:37:53Janine.

1:37:53 > 1:37:55I've learnt my lesson.

1:37:55 > 1:37:57Finally.

1:37:57 > 1:38:00I missed out on all those years with her.

1:38:00 > 1:38:02All those years with Bianca.

1:38:02 > 1:38:04Well, I'm not missing out on any more.

1:38:05 > 1:38:08I know what's important.

1:38:08 > 1:38:09Unlike you.

1:38:10 > 1:38:13Running around, trying to buy the Vic, chasing money,

1:38:13 > 1:38:17while the one thing you actually need is right in front of your nose.

1:38:17 > 1:38:20And you... You can't even bear to look at her.

1:38:21 > 1:38:25A beautiful little girl and you can't even bear to look at her.

1:38:25 > 1:38:28And why do you think that is?

1:38:30 > 1:38:33Because every time I do,

1:38:33 > 1:38:35I see Michael.

1:38:37 > 1:38:39I see Michael.

1:38:39 > 1:38:44Yeah, who you killed right there in that kitchen.

1:38:44 > 1:38:46Blood on the floor,

1:38:46 > 1:38:48and blood on your hands.

1:38:48 > 1:38:50Don't you think that I don't know that?

1:38:52 > 1:38:55Don't you think that I don't feel that?

1:38:55 > 1:38:59I don't think you feel anything, Janine. You're a monster.

1:38:59 > 1:39:02That is not true.

1:39:02 > 1:39:05HE was the monster.

1:39:05 > 1:39:07He used me and he broke my heart.

1:39:07 > 1:39:12He was going to see me dead! Poisoned me, and he didn't care.

1:39:14 > 1:39:17I go to bed every night

1:39:17 > 1:39:20and I see his face staring up at me from that kitchen floor

1:39:20 > 1:39:22with nothing in his eyes.

1:39:24 > 1:39:26And every time I look at Scarlett...

1:39:29 > 1:39:32Every time I look at Scarlett, I see the same thing.

1:39:34 > 1:39:38I can't sleep. I can't...

1:39:38 > 1:39:40I can't think straight.

1:39:40 > 1:39:43My hands are trembling. My hands, they tremble, look.

1:39:43 > 1:39:50I mean, look at them. I didn't want any of this to happen.

1:39:50 > 1:39:53And I don't WANT to feel like this.

1:39:55 > 1:39:57I wish I could bring him back.

1:39:57 > 1:39:59Walk away.

1:39:59 > 1:40:00But I can't.

1:40:03 > 1:40:04I can't.

1:40:10 > 1:40:12So you turn your back on your daughter?

1:40:14 > 1:40:16The only thing you've got left.

1:40:16 > 1:40:21I don't want to. Please believe me, I don't want to.

1:40:22 > 1:40:26I'm just scared that when I look into her eyes, she's going to...

1:40:27 > 1:40:29She's going to know.

1:40:29 > 1:40:33She's going to know what I did. and she's going to hate me.

1:40:33 > 1:40:35SHE SOBS

1:40:35 > 1:40:38Janine. Janine.

1:40:38 > 1:40:41That little girl is the only person in the world who doesn't hate you.

1:40:41 > 1:40:44She's the only thing you've got that's good.

1:40:46 > 1:40:51And you're going to miss out on that, just like I did.

1:40:51 > 1:40:55Five years old, she's going to be visiting you in prison.

1:40:55 > 1:40:58No. No. No, please! Just give me one more chance.

1:40:58 > 1:41:00Just give me one more. I want what you've got with Bianca.

1:41:00 > 1:41:03I do. I want to put this right.

1:41:03 > 1:41:06I so want to put this right and I just want to put it all behind me.

1:41:06 > 1:41:10Just forget the police. Please forget the police.

1:41:10 > 1:41:12They don't need to know.

1:41:13 > 1:41:16And what about Alice?

1:41:16 > 1:41:19David, she stabbed him.

1:41:19 > 1:41:21And she's pleaded guilty.

1:41:22 > 1:41:25So I get to send her down?

1:41:25 > 1:41:30This is the daughter of the man who's kept Carol away from you

1:41:30 > 1:41:34for all these years. And kept Bianca away from you.

1:41:34 > 1:41:36So I get to take all that out on her?

1:41:40 > 1:41:42No.

1:41:42 > 1:41:44I'm not doing that. I'm not.

1:41:44 > 1:41:48No, wait. What's changed? You were going to yesterday

1:41:48 > 1:41:52and the day before. What's changed? Carol. I'm not doing that to Carol.

1:41:52 > 1:41:55She'll never know. I'll know, Janine. I'll know.

1:41:55 > 1:41:57And I'm not prepared to take that risk.

1:41:57 > 1:41:59Me and Carol, I want to do what's right.

1:41:59 > 1:42:01Just let me get a head start, then.

1:42:01 > 1:42:03Let me get Scarlett and I'll go.

1:42:03 > 1:42:05What you talking about? I'll go now. Tonight.

1:42:05 > 1:42:07Just let me take Scarlett and I'll run.

1:42:07 > 1:42:09Just one day. One day, that's all I need.

1:42:09 > 1:42:12Then you can call the police, you can do whatever you want.

1:42:12 > 1:42:14A day? One day?

1:42:14 > 1:42:15That's all I need.

1:42:19 > 1:42:21For Pat.

1:42:23 > 1:42:26Please, David.

1:42:26 > 1:42:28Please.

1:42:31 > 1:42:32One day.

1:42:32 > 1:42:3524 hours, and then I will call the police.

1:42:38 > 1:42:39Thank you.

1:42:39 > 1:42:42Now pack up your stuff and go.

1:42:42 > 1:42:44Just go.

1:42:54 > 1:42:56Phil Mitchell?

1:42:57 > 1:42:59Brought you a present.

1:42:59 > 1:43:01That was quick.

1:43:01 > 1:43:03Don't worry, it's all there.

1:43:03 > 1:43:05I'm an honest man.

1:43:05 > 1:43:07I'll count it later.

1:43:07 > 1:43:10So, do you want to have a look round?

1:43:10 > 1:43:13Nah, not without the missus. She'd kill me.

1:43:13 > 1:43:15Wear the trousers, does she?

1:43:15 > 1:43:17She thinks she does.

1:43:18 > 1:43:20Right, well...

1:43:24 > 1:43:26..you've bought yourself a boozer.

1:43:35 > 1:43:38HE GROANS

1:43:53 > 1:43:55You lost something?

1:43:55 > 1:43:58Er, yeah. I left my phone. I was just about to call you.

1:43:58 > 1:44:01Did you see Terry?

1:44:01 > 1:44:02Yeah, yeah, he's pretty upset.

1:44:02 > 1:44:05We're going to talk tomorrow when everything's calmed down.

1:44:05 > 1:44:06What've you done to yourself?

1:44:06 > 1:44:10Couple of drunks knocked into me. I fell against a wall. It's nothing.

1:44:10 > 1:44:12Don't worry about it.

1:44:12 > 1:44:14Where's the kids? Outside?

1:44:14 > 1:44:16Yeah, they're outside with Bianca.

1:44:16 > 1:44:19Why aren't you out there? Why aren't you out there too? Come on.

1:44:19 > 1:44:20It's lovely, it's all Christmassy.

1:44:20 > 1:44:22Because I'm here, David. I'm talking to you.

1:44:30 > 1:44:32Why are you upset?

1:44:32 > 1:44:34Eh?

1:44:34 > 1:44:37You don't feel guilty about what happened, do you?

1:44:40 > 1:44:42This is good.

1:44:42 > 1:44:43Me and you.

1:44:43 > 1:44:46It's right. It feels right.

1:44:46 > 1:44:48Does it? Does it, really?

1:44:49 > 1:44:51And I can trust you?

1:44:54 > 1:44:57I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there all the way.

1:44:57 > 1:45:00I meant everything I said.

1:45:00 > 1:45:03There's nothing you're not telling me?

1:45:03 > 1:45:04Like what?

1:45:06 > 1:45:08I know.

1:45:08 > 1:45:09Know? Know what? I found it.

1:45:09 > 1:45:11I found your phone.

1:45:13 > 1:45:15I don't know what you're talking about.

1:45:15 > 1:45:18I watched it, David. I watched it all. It's not what you think.

1:45:18 > 1:45:21No? A confession on your phone. Janine's confession.

1:45:21 > 1:45:22How can that possibly be? Huh?

1:45:22 > 1:45:25It's complicated, Carol.

1:45:25 > 1:45:29No, it's not. No, it is simple. It's very, very simple.

1:45:29 > 1:45:30She did it. You know it.

1:45:30 > 1:45:33And Alice is rotting in prison for something she didn't do.

1:45:33 > 1:45:36Am I missing something? Am I being thick here?

1:45:36 > 1:45:38Sit down.

1:45:38 > 1:45:40Come on, sit down.

1:45:40 > 1:45:43I got that confession out of her.

1:45:44 > 1:45:47I tricked her, I broke her down.

1:45:47 > 1:45:48No-one else could.

1:45:48 > 1:45:50I did it because I know what makes her tick.

1:45:50 > 1:45:53Yeah? So what's it still doing on your phone?

1:45:53 > 1:45:55I was trying to decide what to do, weren't I?

1:45:55 > 1:45:58What's to decide? You've got a confession. You go to the police.

1:45:58 > 1:45:59What were you waiting for?

1:45:59 > 1:46:01I wanted to tell you first, didn't I?

1:46:01 > 1:46:04I did. I did!

1:46:05 > 1:46:08But yesterday, at the hospital... how could I?

1:46:08 > 1:46:10Alice pleaded guilty yesterday.

1:46:10 > 1:46:12I needed to sort things with Janine. Give her a chance.

1:46:12 > 1:46:14To do what?

1:46:14 > 1:46:16To come clean.

1:46:23 > 1:46:24What's in that bag?

1:46:26 > 1:46:28What? The bag you came in with.

1:46:28 > 1:46:31Nothing. Nothing. Stuff. Stuff from the office.

1:46:31 > 1:46:32You went over the office?

1:46:32 > 1:46:35No, it's from the car. It's for the kids.

1:46:40 > 1:46:43Carol. Carol, don't. Get off.

1:46:43 > 1:46:45Carol, please.

1:46:47 > 1:46:51This is for the kids?! What do the kids need with this? Huh?

1:46:51 > 1:46:52It's for you. Me?

1:46:52 > 1:46:55Yes. I told you. I told you I was going to look after you

1:46:55 > 1:46:57and I meant it. This is for you.

1:46:57 > 1:47:00For your treatment, if you need it.

1:47:00 > 1:47:02The very best that money can buy. This is for you.

1:47:02 > 1:47:04This, this is Janine's money.

1:47:04 > 1:47:06Yeah. For you. To make you well.

1:47:06 > 1:47:09I meant what I said, Carol. I'm going to look after you.

1:47:09 > 1:47:12You've been blackmailing her. You get that confession

1:47:12 > 1:47:15and you're blackmailing her for a bag of money?

1:47:15 > 1:47:17She offered. She pushed it on me.

1:47:17 > 1:47:19That's what you two were talking about earlier, upstairs?

1:47:19 > 1:47:21Exactly. Exactly. That is why she came round.

1:47:21 > 1:47:24Look, she owes us, Carol. She owes this family.

1:47:24 > 1:47:27This, this can be our stake.

1:47:27 > 1:47:29You, your health.

1:47:29 > 1:47:32Bianca, I dunno, a little business. No more scraping around,

1:47:32 > 1:47:36chasing after pennies. I can turn this into a fortune for us.

1:47:36 > 1:47:37I can. Yeah? And what about Janine?

1:47:37 > 1:47:40She ain't going to be around. Why not?

1:47:43 > 1:47:46Because I've given her a chance, Carol. A second chance.

1:47:46 > 1:47:49With the kid. The kind of chance I never had.

1:47:49 > 1:47:52The kind of chance my mum never gave her when she stuck her inside.

1:47:52 > 1:47:55This isn't about Pat or Janine. This is about you.

1:47:55 > 1:48:00To think I let myself feel something again for you.

1:48:00 > 1:48:03I mean, to trust you, to tell you about this...

1:48:03 > 1:48:06this thing.

1:48:06 > 1:48:09You told me cos you love me.

1:48:09 > 1:48:10And I love you.

1:48:12 > 1:48:16None of this, none of this matters. None of this affects that.

1:48:16 > 1:48:19Of course it does. How can I love you? How can I?

1:48:19 > 1:48:21Cos this is what you're like.

1:48:21 > 1:48:23This is what you've always been like

1:48:23 > 1:48:26and the same thing has happened again.

1:48:26 > 1:48:29You know, just...just for a moment, I forgot...

1:48:29 > 1:48:31No. No.

1:48:31 > 1:48:35Carol. Carol. Carol. Carol, look at me.

1:48:35 > 1:48:39I'm going to call the police, I am. I'm going to call them.

1:48:39 > 1:48:42I'm going to get Alice out. It's all part of the plan.

1:48:42 > 1:48:44Plan? What plan?

1:48:44 > 1:48:47I just want to give her a start. Just a few hours.

1:48:47 > 1:48:50Then I'll tell 'em everything. I will.

1:48:50 > 1:48:55Well...tell 'em about that money as well.

1:48:55 > 1:48:58Not that. No. Obviously.

1:49:00 > 1:49:03Oh, Carol, listen. Before I came back here,

1:49:03 > 1:49:05I had money. I had cash.

1:49:07 > 1:49:10I turned up with a bag full of the stuff.

1:49:10 > 1:49:12I had everything...

1:49:12 > 1:49:14but I never had you.

1:49:16 > 1:49:18Now, now I've got both.

1:49:18 > 1:49:20I've got family. I've got you.

1:49:22 > 1:49:25You well. That is what I want.

1:49:25 > 1:49:28That...and the family we never had.

1:49:32 > 1:49:34It's too late. It's too late.

1:49:36 > 1:49:38OK, fine.

1:49:38 > 1:49:40Fine, I'll give it back.

1:49:40 > 1:49:42I'll keep enough just for your treatment.

1:49:42 > 1:49:45Just in case you need it. I don't want a penny of that money.

1:49:45 > 1:49:48OK, fine. All right, Carol, I'll give it back.

1:49:48 > 1:49:49I'll give it all back. I'll go and do it now.

1:49:49 > 1:49:52It's too late, David. It's never too late.

1:49:52 > 1:49:54Yes, it is!

1:49:54 > 1:49:55What do you mean?

1:50:01 > 1:50:02Where's the phone?

1:50:05 > 1:50:07What have you done with the phone, Carol?

1:50:09 > 1:50:11What have you done with my phone?!

1:50:16 > 1:50:17Oh! Careful, girl.

1:50:17 > 1:50:20Sorry. Tell your mates. Tomorrow, in the Vic.

1:50:20 > 1:50:22First drink's on the house.

1:50:31 > 1:50:32Merry Christmas.

1:50:54 > 1:50:56Auntie Janine!

1:50:56 > 1:50:58You'll never guess what happened.

1:50:58 > 1:51:00Mum flipped out, threw gravy all over Rosie's mum.

1:51:00 > 1:51:03They had a massive fight, and now they've all left.

1:51:03 > 1:51:05It's a disaster! Where's Scarlett?

1:51:05 > 1:51:08She's over there, with Whitney. She got a bit scared.

1:51:12 > 1:51:13Thank you.

1:51:17 > 1:51:20Talk to Mum. Sort her out. She's a right nutter.

1:51:22 > 1:51:24You going somewhere?

1:51:24 > 1:51:27Yeah. To play with my daughter.

1:51:27 > 1:51:29It's Christmas Day!

1:51:29 > 1:51:31And my sister is inside.

1:51:31 > 1:51:35Yeah, I know. She murdered my husband.

1:51:35 > 1:51:36Now, if you don't mind...

1:51:36 > 1:51:40You know what, Janine, I do. I really do mind.

1:51:40 > 1:51:42Get your hands off me.

1:51:42 > 1:51:44Carol gave me a little present, Janine.

1:51:45 > 1:51:47I've listened to it.

1:51:47 > 1:51:49Every single word.

1:51:49 > 1:51:51I don't know what you're talking about.

1:51:51 > 1:51:54Well, let's see if the police do.

1:51:54 > 1:51:57If they understand what I'm talking about, Janine.

1:51:57 > 1:51:59They're coming for you.

1:51:59 > 1:52:00SIREN WAILS

1:52:00 > 1:52:02I've called 'em. I've called the police.

1:52:02 > 1:52:05Janine, this wasn't my fault. I swear.

1:52:05 > 1:52:07It wasn't.

1:52:07 > 1:52:09Janine. Janine!

1:52:09 > 1:52:11Give me that phone. I don't think so, David.

1:52:11 > 1:52:13Give me that phone! I don't think so.

1:52:13 > 1:52:15I got that confession out of her. I'm on your side.

1:52:15 > 1:52:17Let's just see what the police have to say, eh, David? Joey.

1:52:17 > 1:52:18She's getting away. Janine!

1:52:18 > 1:52:20What's the matter? Where you going?

1:52:20 > 1:52:21Janine!

1:52:22 > 1:52:24Janine!

1:52:26 > 1:52:30Janine, you can't do this. Janine. Don't run.

1:52:30 > 1:52:31You can't.

1:52:31 > 1:52:33Give me the baby. Janine!

1:52:33 > 1:52:36BABY CRIES

1:52:36 > 1:52:37Janine!

1:52:37 > 1:52:40SIREN WAILS

1:52:40 > 1:52:43Give us the baby!

1:52:46 > 1:52:48CAR HORN BEEPS

1:52:48 > 1:52:49Janine!

1:52:49 > 1:52:51BABY CRIES

1:53:03 > 1:53:07Janine, don't do this. You're going to make it worse.

1:53:07 > 1:53:09Janine! Janine. My baby...

1:53:09 > 1:53:13Please, let me have my baby. Don't you touch her.

1:53:13 > 1:53:16Get off me! She's mine. She's my little girl.

1:53:16 > 1:53:18Janine Butcher, you're under arrest

1:53:18 > 1:53:20for the murder of Michael Moon... Please!

1:53:20 > 1:53:24You are not obliged to say anything but it may harm your defence

1:53:24 > 1:53:26if you do not mention when questioned

1:53:26 > 1:53:29something which you later rely on in court. You can't take my baby!

1:53:29 > 1:53:32Anything you do say may be given in evidence. Do you understand?

1:53:36 > 1:53:38Scarlett! Get off!

1:53:40 > 1:53:41Scarlett!

1:53:44 > 1:53:45Scarlett...

1:53:58 > 1:54:00SIREN WAILS

1:54:04 > 1:54:06SHE SOBS

1:54:17 > 1:54:20SHE SOBS HYSTERICALLY

1:54:43 > 1:54:44Ah.

1:54:44 > 1:54:46Do you want a hanky?

1:54:46 > 1:54:48Or would you prefer a helmet...

1:54:48 > 1:54:51for when your mum finds out about what you've done

1:54:51 > 1:54:53and she decides to bash your brains in?

1:54:53 > 1:54:56What do you know about anything?

1:54:56 > 1:55:00Baby Boy Mitchell. RIP.

1:55:05 > 1:55:06Nice.

1:55:11 > 1:55:14I reckon this little baby's going to bring us luck. Yeah.

1:55:14 > 1:55:15I can feel it.

1:55:15 > 1:55:18And as for Janine, well...

1:55:18 > 1:55:19she can just rot in prison...

1:55:22 > 1:55:23..and we can stay here.

1:55:27 > 1:55:30That's if the sale falls through. It's bound to.

1:55:30 > 1:55:33Kat, you can't run a pub from Holloway, can you?

1:55:33 > 1:55:35I can see us being here a while now.

1:55:35 > 1:55:37You reckon, do you?

1:55:44 > 1:55:47All right. So, when do I get to see her, then?

1:55:48 > 1:55:52Yeah, so get her bailed, mate. Alice is innocent.

1:55:52 > 1:55:55Look, Mark, get her to talk to the police again,

1:55:55 > 1:55:57redo the interview, get her to withdraw her confession

1:55:57 > 1:55:59and get her out.

1:55:59 > 1:56:00Yes.

1:56:00 > 1:56:02Look, mate, I'm going to go and get the champagne in now,

1:56:02 > 1:56:05so let's meet up once you've got things rolling, all right?

1:56:13 > 1:56:16All right, Phil? Just the man I want to see.

1:56:16 > 1:56:18Bit parky out here, innit?

1:56:18 > 1:56:20I've put the kettle on.

1:56:20 > 1:56:24Anyway, listen, I thought me and you could talk strategy.

1:56:24 > 1:56:28Me and Kat are more than happy to stay on, you know.

1:56:28 > 1:56:30No hard feelings. Sounds like a plan.

1:56:31 > 1:56:35Thank you. Yeah, it's a good plan.

1:56:35 > 1:56:37Listen, I know what you're really like, Phil.

1:56:37 > 1:56:41You know, underneath, you're this big ball of soft-heartedness,

1:56:41 > 1:56:45But not a plan I'm interested in. Now, you've already had an extra day.

1:56:45 > 1:56:46You should've moved out yesterday.

1:56:46 > 1:56:48You've got till 12 o'clock to move out.

1:56:48 > 1:56:50Phil, please, listen.

1:56:50 > 1:56:53OK. Between me and you, Kat's up the duff.

1:56:53 > 1:56:57You can't throw a pregnant woman out onto the street. Please...

1:56:57 > 1:56:5812 o'clock.

1:56:58 > 1:57:01Then I'll call some friends to help you move

1:57:01 > 1:57:04and there might well be some breakages.

1:57:05 > 1:57:09Someone needs to tell him it's the season to be jolly!

1:57:28 > 1:57:30You all right, darling?

1:57:30 > 1:57:33No, 'course you're not.

1:57:33 > 1:57:35Hey, is that nice?

1:57:35 > 1:57:37MOBILE RINGS

1:57:37 > 1:57:40It's Kat.

1:57:45 > 1:57:48Oh, come here, love.

1:57:49 > 1:57:50It's OK.

1:57:53 > 1:57:56Yeah, 'course I'll be there, Alfie. I'll see who else I can drag along.

1:57:56 > 1:57:59All right, mate. See you in a minute.

1:57:59 > 1:58:02Time to put those muscles to use. We're needed.

1:58:02 > 1:58:06OK. I've just got to call Lola. Why?

1:58:06 > 1:58:09She's my girlfriend. It's kind of what you do.

1:58:09 > 1:58:11Yeah, but Alfie needs us.

1:58:11 > 1:58:12Hey, babe. What you doing?

1:58:14 > 1:58:16OK.

1:58:17 > 1:58:19Eurgh!

1:58:20 > 1:58:21Was that you?

1:58:24 > 1:58:26What do you want?

1:58:27 > 1:58:30Charming. I come down here to save you from hypothermia

1:58:30 > 1:58:32and that's the best you can do.

1:58:32 > 1:58:35It's the best that I've got right now. It's your fault.

1:58:35 > 1:58:38Spending all that money on just booze and turkey.

1:58:38 > 1:58:40Well, that's what Christmas is about,

1:58:40 > 1:58:42when you strip it all back.

1:58:42 > 1:58:45Turkey, plus booze.

1:58:47 > 1:58:50SHE WHISPERS: Looks like it's moving day. What?

1:58:53 > 1:58:56Oh, all right?

1:58:56 > 1:58:58Is that...? No, I've got a bit of a bad head on.

1:59:02 > 1:59:04Cup of tea, please, Marie.

1:59:04 > 1:59:05Hiya.

1:59:05 > 1:59:08Can't believe I made it to Boxing Day.

1:59:08 > 1:59:11I'm making myself a promise and you can hold me to this.

1:59:11 > 1:59:14I am never, ever, spending Christmas Day in a B again.

1:59:14 > 1:59:17You should've come round to my place. It was even worse.

1:59:17 > 1:59:19I just saw Alfie moving a load of stuff outside.

1:59:19 > 1:59:23Yeah, they're leaving. I thought the sale would've fallen through.

1:59:23 > 1:59:27Well, it did, but someone else stepped in. Who?

1:59:27 > 1:59:28Oh, just this family.

1:59:28 > 1:59:32Oh, good. For a minute, I thought you were stuck with the place.

1:59:32 > 1:59:35It weren't all bad, I suppose. A few good memories,

1:59:35 > 1:59:38like Mum and Dad, when they liked each other,

1:59:38 > 1:59:40Michelle, Grant...

1:59:40 > 1:59:43you.

1:59:43 > 1:59:44We were bad, weren't we, eh?

1:59:44 > 1:59:47Terrible. Unforgiveable, really.

1:59:47 > 1:59:50So, tell me, then. Who's bought it?

1:59:50 > 1:59:52Roxy, it's David Wicks. Give us a tinkle back on this number

1:59:52 > 1:59:55when you can, please. I want to run something by you. All right, lovely.

1:59:55 > 1:59:58Ta. Bye.

1:59:58 > 1:59:59Thanks. Thank you.

1:59:59 > 2:00:02Don't know why you're doing business on Boxing Day.

2:00:02 > 2:00:05No, it's just a thought I had. Didn't want to forget it.

2:00:05 > 2:00:07Right, here you go. Ta.

2:00:07 > 2:00:10Two now, and two four hours later. Thank you, Matron.

2:00:10 > 2:00:13Oh, don't start with that. I've done my bit.

2:00:13 > 2:00:17As soon as Diane's collected Scarlett, I'm going round to Mas's.

2:00:17 > 2:00:19No, stay. Please. Please.

2:00:19 > 2:00:20And why would I want to do that?

2:00:22 > 2:00:24I want to explain myself, Carol.

2:00:24 > 2:00:28I know I messed up, but I was really shocked by what Janine did.

2:00:28 > 2:00:32I mean, I was reeling, you know? Who wouldn't be?

2:00:36 > 2:00:40Right, the sooner we get this done, the quicker we'll get in the Vic,

2:00:40 > 2:00:44And the first drink's on us and after that it's ?1 a drink.

2:00:44 > 2:00:47It's going to be a Happy Happy Hour!

2:00:47 > 2:00:49There you go.

2:00:49 > 2:00:52Steady on, handsome. Bit keen, aren't you?

2:00:54 > 2:00:56Ain't you got big!

2:00:56 > 2:00:59When you're done, son, I'll give you a little rub-down.

2:00:59 > 2:01:02I don't think so. He's spoken for. Ooh!

2:01:02 > 2:01:07Um, can you get a move on, please? All right. Calm down.

2:01:07 > 2:01:09It's getting cold out here. Sorry about the Vic.

2:01:09 > 2:01:12It's all right. We were thinking of jacking it in anyway,

2:01:12 > 2:01:14all them late nights. No, thanks.

2:01:14 > 2:01:16Kat, who's taking over the Vic, anyway? I don't know

2:01:16 > 2:01:19and I don't care, really. Well, Phil's sold it to someone though.

2:01:19 > 2:01:21Probably one of his friends. The next thing you know,

2:01:21 > 2:01:25it'll be the Krays all over again. Very positive, Patrick(!)

2:01:29 > 2:01:31That's it. Come on. Keep it coming.

2:01:31 > 2:01:34Beautiful. Lovely. Here you go, sweetheart.

2:01:34 > 2:01:36So, B, where's Terry, then? Too many mince pies?

2:01:36 > 2:01:39Trying to work them off, is he? I don't know where Terry is, actually.

2:01:39 > 2:01:42I'll give him a ring if you want. No.

2:01:42 > 2:01:44Just leave it, yeah?

2:01:45 > 2:01:47Yeah, all right. No problem.

2:01:47 > 2:01:49Shouldn't we be helping?

2:01:49 > 2:01:51Nah. We'd just get in the way.

2:01:51 > 2:01:53Working up a sweat there, ladies.

2:01:53 > 2:01:56Oh, do you hear that, Tina? That's humour, that is.

2:01:56 > 2:02:00Well, I guess it's times like these you work out who your friends are.

2:02:00 > 2:02:03We're giving them moral support. Just as important.

2:02:06 > 2:02:09All right, Lauren. You got a sec?

2:02:09 > 2:02:12What, right now? Yeah.

2:02:12 > 2:02:15Lauren, concentrate, will you, please?

2:02:15 > 2:02:17Sorry. Mind you don't step in the glass.

2:02:22 > 2:02:24I'll speak to you later, yeah? Yeah. Yeah.

2:02:26 > 2:02:28I'd, er...

2:02:28 > 2:02:30I'd keep an eye on him, if I were you.

2:02:33 > 2:02:36Peter, why don't you nip home and get a dustpan and brush? Me?

2:02:36 > 2:02:40Yeah, you. Send Cindy. I'm asking YOU.

2:02:42 > 2:02:43Miss you already!

2:02:47 > 2:02:48Is it true about Auntie Janine?

2:02:48 > 2:02:51Is she really going to be locked up forever? I don't know.

2:02:51 > 2:02:55Can we go and visit her? Oh, kids, please.

2:02:55 > 2:02:59Mind if I join the chain? Be my guest.

2:02:59 > 2:03:00There's a spot right over there.

2:03:04 > 2:03:06You didn't have to come an' all. Yes, I did.

2:03:06 > 2:03:08I had to come out and help my mate, didn't I?

2:03:08 > 2:03:10What, and show off your lovely new coat?

2:03:10 > 2:03:12The kids got it for me.

2:03:12 > 2:03:16We'll have a chat later, yeah? Yeah.

2:03:16 > 2:03:19Got the photos? Yeah. Lovely. Fragile, fragile, fragile.

2:03:19 > 2:03:22There you go, sweetheart. Listen, is B all right?

2:03:22 > 2:03:25Yeah, she's fine. Also, this ?1 a drink -

2:03:25 > 2:03:27why don't we just give it away?

2:03:27 > 2:03:29We are not leaving empty-handed. What about Phil?

2:03:29 > 2:03:31He can't touch us. Not any more.

2:03:34 > 2:03:36Right! Come on, people. Keep it moving!

2:03:43 > 2:03:45I was just coming.

2:03:45 > 2:03:46Yeah. Um...

2:03:46 > 2:03:48Can we, um...

2:03:48 > 2:03:51Can we have a moment?

2:03:51 > 2:03:53Er, yeah, if you want.

2:03:54 > 2:03:56This is...

2:03:56 > 2:03:59It's probably going to sound odd, but...

2:03:59 > 2:04:01I need you to stop seeing Lola.

2:04:04 > 2:04:07Yes! Beat me again. You cheating or something, eh?

2:04:07 > 2:04:10I'm beginning to wonder who you invited round - me or Denny.

2:04:10 > 2:04:12All right. Well, you can have a game.

2:04:12 > 2:04:15But no girl's beating us, all right? Oh! Well, we'll see about that,

2:04:15 > 2:04:17thank you very much.

2:04:17 > 2:04:21Come on, Denny. Show your mother.

2:04:21 > 2:04:22Right.

2:04:24 > 2:04:26I know that!

2:04:26 > 2:04:28She's far too young to get serious about.

2:04:28 > 2:04:32I think you'll find that's my decision, not yours. And she's a got a kid. So?

2:04:32 > 2:04:35Peter, you don't want to spend the best years of your life

2:04:35 > 2:04:36pretending to be a daddy, do you?

2:04:36 > 2:04:40Erm, if it means being with Lola, then, yeah.

2:04:40 > 2:04:42I know it might not feel like it now,

2:04:42 > 2:04:45but if you end this before it's too serious,

2:04:45 > 2:04:48then one day, you're going to thank me.

2:04:48 > 2:04:49I thought you liked her.

2:04:49 > 2:04:51You're kidding?

2:04:53 > 2:04:55Everyone else is fine about it,

2:04:55 > 2:04:57so if you've got a problem, then tough.

2:05:01 > 2:05:04Watching all those people working's worn me out.

2:05:04 > 2:05:07Can I have two big coffees, please?

2:05:08 > 2:05:11I can't believe Ian's opened up today.

2:05:11 > 2:05:12Do anything for a bit of cash.

2:05:12 > 2:05:15Hello again. All right? You on your own? Yeah.

2:05:15 > 2:05:18No, not today, Tina. I was just being friendly!

2:05:18 > 2:05:20Not when I've got a hangover.

2:05:20 > 2:05:22All right? All right?

2:05:22 > 2:05:25That was productive. What did they say?

2:05:25 > 2:05:27Janine's not budging on her story.

2:05:27 > 2:05:30They've charged her with murder though.

2:05:30 > 2:05:33I know. They said that, it turned my stomach.

2:05:33 > 2:05:36I mean, Janine's a lot of things, but that's done my head in, that has.

2:05:36 > 2:05:39So, she's saying she didn't do it? Well, you would do, wouldn't you?

2:05:39 > 2:05:40There's nothing's proven, is there?

2:05:40 > 2:05:44They've still got Alice's confession. It's all up in the air.

2:05:44 > 2:05:45Pity.

2:05:46 > 2:05:48I need a drink.

2:05:48 > 2:05:49Well, you'll have to wait

2:05:49 > 2:05:53because, as of today, the Vic is under new management.

2:05:53 > 2:05:55What? Yep. Who's bought it now? I don't know.

2:05:56 > 2:06:00It's going to be a gay bar. Yeah, right(!) I've seen the plans.

2:06:01 > 2:06:04It's got all little rainbow flags outside,

2:06:04 > 2:06:06going to paint it pink.

2:06:06 > 2:06:10There's loads of drawings of these oiled-up men suspended in cages.

2:06:10 > 2:06:12I like it. I like it. I might call Christian.

2:06:12 > 2:06:14But that's my local! It still will be.

2:06:14 > 2:06:16You'll just have to oil up, Billy.

2:06:42 > 2:06:46That's it. Welcome, everybody. Come in out of the cold.

2:06:46 > 2:06:48Welcome to Kat and Alfie's Happy Happy Hour.

2:06:48 > 2:06:51Yeah, man. A shot of rum for my tum-tum, please.

2:06:51 > 2:06:53Coming up, Patrick. Hey, hey, hey.

2:06:53 > 2:06:56The both of you going to be OK, though? How can we not be?

2:06:56 > 2:07:01We fall, we bounce. Isn't that right, Alfie?

2:07:01 > 2:07:02Don't you worry about us, Paddy.

2:07:02 > 2:07:05Get it down your neck, mate. That's it. Lovely.

2:07:06 > 2:07:08The first ten are on the house for you.

2:07:08 > 2:07:10I'm going to need a few more than that.

2:07:10 > 2:07:13Hey, Alfie. You're sure you don't know who's taking over?

2:07:13 > 2:07:16I haven't asked and, quite frankly, I couldn't care less.

2:07:16 > 2:07:18Gays are. Gays are what? Taking over.

2:07:18 > 2:07:21What, you mean like taking over the world? No! In here.

2:07:21 > 2:07:24The Vic. I've got it on good authority.

2:07:24 > 2:07:25Pint, please, Alf.

2:07:27 > 2:07:31Blimey. Pound a drink? How much cash you got left?

2:07:31 > 2:07:34You know what they say, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

2:07:34 > 2:07:37Four vodkas and four bottles of beer. Yeah, all right.

2:07:37 > 2:07:40Yes, yes. First drink's on the house, I know. Give us a sec.

2:07:44 > 2:07:46So, did anyone see you?

2:07:46 > 2:07:49No. I'm way too clever for that.

2:07:49 > 2:07:50Oh, I know you are.

2:08:05 > 2:08:07Hello, mate. All right?

2:08:07 > 2:08:10Listen, don't think I don't appreciate you coming out today.

2:08:10 > 2:08:14That goes for me and Alice. Joey, I'm afraid it's not good news.

2:08:14 > 2:08:17Although Janine has been charged with murder,

2:08:17 > 2:08:19Alice also pled guilty.

2:08:20 > 2:08:23Right. It means Alice is still facing a murder charge.

2:08:25 > 2:08:28No, no, cos I thought her confession would just be thrown out.

2:08:28 > 2:08:32Look, we need to go to the judge and get him to accept a new plea.

2:08:32 > 2:08:36But the prosecution will still try and prove

2:08:36 > 2:08:39that Alice and Janine were acting together.

2:08:39 > 2:08:40There's a long way to go yet.

2:08:44 > 2:08:46I thought she was coming home.

2:08:46 > 2:08:48Well, does someone want to start talking to me?

2:08:59 > 2:09:02You, just get out of my sight.

2:09:02 > 2:09:04Do you hear what I said, mate? What are you looking at her for?

2:09:04 > 2:09:08I told you, get out my sight. Out! Get lost! Max...

2:09:08 > 2:09:10This is my fault. It's me, not Lauren.

2:09:10 > 2:09:13I tell you what, mate, why don't you go home,

2:09:13 > 2:09:15go and see your wife and your daughter? Dad, stop!

2:09:15 > 2:09:17Go and spend Boxing Day with your family.

2:09:17 > 2:09:20Can I just talk to my dad, please?

2:09:33 > 2:09:35That's great, Lauren. So, that's what you do now,

2:09:35 > 2:09:39you chase around after married men twice your age. No, it's not like that.

2:09:39 > 2:09:41I'm all sorted now, I'm loads better

2:09:41 > 2:09:43and that's because of him, Dad.

2:09:45 > 2:09:47Right. And what are you to him?

2:09:49 > 2:09:50The same.

2:09:51 > 2:09:56He's messed up. He's not happy, and his wife... His wife?

2:09:56 > 2:09:59What are you going to tell me about his wife, Lauren?

2:09:59 > 2:10:01Is it that his wife don't understand him? No.

2:10:01 > 2:10:06No, she doesn't, actually. If he's so desperately unhappy, Lauren, why is he still with her?

2:10:06 > 2:10:07Because...

2:10:08 > 2:10:10Yeah, because?

2:10:12 > 2:10:15No, go on, Lauren. I tell you what, you convince me that this is right

2:10:15 > 2:10:18and I'll walk out that door and I won't say anything.

2:10:24 > 2:10:29Right. Well, there you go. Don't say I didn't give you a chance, Lauren. Where are you going?

2:10:29 > 2:10:31This stops, all right? One way or the other.

2:10:36 > 2:10:37DOORBELL RINGS

2:10:37 > 2:10:39Oh, hiya. David in? Yeah, why?

2:10:39 > 2:10:41My sister isn't getting out of prison now, Carol,

2:10:41 > 2:10:44and it's all his fault. All right, get up.

2:10:44 > 2:10:47You having a laugh? With this arm? On your feet now. Come on.

2:10:47 > 2:10:50Shut up. He kept that recording to himself and I want to know why.

2:10:50 > 2:10:54Why did you do it, eh, David? How long did you know about it?

2:10:54 > 2:10:57How long were you going to let my sister rot! Calm down.

2:10:57 > 2:11:00How long, David?! That's enough. He's injured! For crying out loud.

2:11:00 > 2:11:02I can't believe you're defending him. What?

2:11:02 > 2:11:05You know what, I used to think you were smart, Carol.

2:11:05 > 2:11:08But you're just as stupid as he needs you to be. Hark at him.

2:11:08 > 2:11:12So, you want to ask him something, ask him now. There's no point now, is there?

2:11:12 > 2:11:15Let's have a little chat, Joey. Nothing you say is true. Nothing you do is honest, is it?

2:11:18 > 2:11:22Like father like son. He needs his head examined.

2:11:22 > 2:11:24No, I'm the one who needs her head examined. Carol...

2:11:24 > 2:11:27I should never have trusted you or let you in here.

2:11:27 > 2:11:29What, you're going to chuck me out again?

2:11:29 > 2:11:32No. By all means, you can stay, but...

2:11:32 > 2:11:34know this - we're not together.

2:11:48 > 2:11:50Max. Hi. Hi, you all right?

2:11:50 > 2:11:51Yeah, good.

2:11:53 > 2:11:55How was your Christmas?

2:11:55 > 2:11:58Yeah, it was great, thanks. Do you want to come in?

2:11:58 > 2:12:01No, no. No, thanks. No, just a flying visit.

2:12:01 > 2:12:03Is Jake in, please? Yeah, he's just got back.

2:12:03 > 2:12:07Great. Could you call him for me? Sure. Cheers.

2:12:09 > 2:12:10Jake!

2:12:22 > 2:12:26Bella wants you upstairs, love. Sure.

2:12:35 > 2:12:38Listen, you go near my daughter again...

2:12:38 > 2:12:43all this, your house, your wife, your daughter...

2:12:43 > 2:12:46it'll be gone, because I'll finish it for you. Do you understand?

2:12:49 > 2:12:52Do you understand what I'm saying to you?

2:12:54 > 2:12:56Good.

2:13:00 > 2:13:02It's over, Lauren.

2:13:21 > 2:13:25Don't forget, my nan's going to give you that rub-down later. Hey, hey!

2:13:33 > 2:13:35Bianca!

2:13:37 > 2:13:39I had to get through 100 people to get to you.

2:13:39 > 2:13:43I think I had sexual relations with half of them.

2:13:43 > 2:13:46Look, Nikki's gone back to the flat so...

2:13:46 > 2:13:48who knows, maybe she'll stay there and not come back.

2:13:51 > 2:13:53You should join her.

2:13:53 > 2:13:56Bianca, don't do this. There's nothing for you here, Terry.

2:14:01 > 2:14:03# Step outside

2:14:03 > 2:14:05# The summertime's in bloom

2:14:07 > 2:14:10# Stand up beside the fireplace

2:14:10 > 2:14:12# Take that look from off your face... #

2:14:12 > 2:14:15I know what you want to say, but just don't bother.

2:14:15 > 2:14:17Peter, it isn't me. It really isn't.

2:14:17 > 2:14:20As long as you're happy, I couldn't give a monkeys what you do, but...

2:14:20 > 2:14:23it's someone else, someone...

2:14:23 > 2:14:25Who?

2:14:25 > 2:14:26Are you talking about Phil?

2:14:26 > 2:14:30Because he was fine about me and Lola. No, Peter, he's not.

2:14:30 > 2:14:31It's just an act, OK?

2:14:31 > 2:14:34He's told me exactly how he feels about it

2:14:34 > 2:14:37and he's told me what he wants me to do about it.

2:14:37 > 2:14:40Peter, please. He could walk through those doors any minute and see you two together.

2:14:42 > 2:14:44I'm not just going to walk away from her.

2:14:44 > 2:14:47I'm begging you, OK? I'm begging you.

2:14:51 > 2:14:53Dad?

2:14:53 > 2:14:57He will make all our lives hell.

2:14:57 > 2:15:01He will not stop until he has split you and Lola up.

2:15:02 > 2:15:07I have had over 20 years of him, 20 years!

2:15:09 > 2:15:11Look at me. Do you want to end up like this?

2:15:18 > 2:15:21What you going to do now? Must have a plan, right?

2:15:21 > 2:15:22No, nothing after tomorrow.

2:15:25 > 2:15:28Time's almost up, sweetheart. Is it?

2:15:28 > 2:15:31Yeah.

2:15:31 > 2:15:34The end of an era. Yeah.

2:15:36 > 2:15:40# So, Sally can wait

2:15:40 > 2:15:43# But don't look back in anger

2:15:43 > 2:15:45# I heard you say... #

2:15:49 > 2:15:52Bill, does Phil know about this?

2:15:53 > 2:15:54Taking a wild guess, I'd say no.

2:16:01 > 2:16:02This is going to be fun.

2:16:06 > 2:16:11Well, I phoned my mum. Can you believe that?

2:16:11 > 2:16:13Told me to get Alice and come home.

2:16:15 > 2:16:18I suppose I can still do one of them things, eh?

2:16:21 > 2:16:24I take it that you're leaving, then? Yeah.

2:16:25 > 2:16:28Yeah, well, I ain't got nothing here for me now, have I?

2:16:28 > 2:16:30Got no mates.

2:16:30 > 2:16:34I don't trust no-one and you've got Jake now so...

2:16:36 > 2:16:38I saw you kissing him.

2:16:40 > 2:16:43He ain't the answer though, Lauren. You don't know that.

2:16:43 > 2:16:46Well, I know enough to know that you aren't happy.

2:16:47 > 2:16:50I mean, how can you be? You're sharing him with his wife.

2:16:50 > 2:16:54Yeah, well, we're not together any more anyway.

2:16:56 > 2:16:57Sorry.

2:17:00 > 2:17:02You deserve better anyway.

2:17:07 > 2:17:10I never stopped loving you, Lauren.

2:17:10 > 2:17:12Never will.

2:17:15 > 2:17:17Come with me.

2:17:18 > 2:17:22What? It's too late for that. All you've got to do, Lauren,

2:17:22 > 2:17:26is think about how good we were together...

2:17:26 > 2:17:28what we had.

2:17:31 > 2:17:34Please, Lauren, come with me.

2:17:40 > 2:17:43Look, I'll be at the station in ten minutes, all right?

2:17:52 > 2:17:54Hello, you. Come here.

2:17:55 > 2:17:57What's the matter?

2:17:57 > 2:18:01Look, it's been fun. But it's just not been fun enough.

2:18:01 > 2:18:03What you talking about?

2:18:03 > 2:18:05This. Us.

2:18:07 > 2:18:08It was a mistake.

2:18:08 > 2:18:10What do you mean it was a mistake?

2:18:10 > 2:18:13Do you want me to spell it out for you? Yeah, yeah, I do,

2:18:13 > 2:18:14cos five minutes ago you were fine.

2:18:14 > 2:18:17It's just not going to work.

2:18:17 > 2:18:18You're too young,

2:18:18 > 2:18:20you've got a kid,

2:18:20 > 2:18:23I'm not ready for that.

2:18:23 > 2:18:24You said...

2:18:24 > 2:18:28You said that didn't matter. Yeah, well, it does. Big time.

2:18:56 > 2:18:57Joey!

2:19:01 > 2:19:02Where's your bags?

2:19:04 > 2:19:06I came to say goodbye.

2:19:11 > 2:19:14Babe, I don't get it.

2:19:15 > 2:19:18What's here for you, eh?

2:19:20 > 2:19:22Right now, I don't know.

2:19:24 > 2:19:28But...we would be together if it was right.

2:19:30 > 2:19:32We would, wouldn't we, Joey?

2:19:34 > 2:19:36But it isn't, is it?

2:19:40 > 2:19:41No.

2:19:46 > 2:19:50Right. OK.

2:19:50 > 2:19:52I suppose this is it then, yeah?

2:19:56 > 2:19:58I'm really going to miss you.

2:20:14 > 2:20:17Make sure it goes your way, yeah?

2:20:35 > 2:20:37BELL RINGS

2:20:37 > 2:20:39Can I just have your attention, please?

2:20:39 > 2:20:40Just to let you know that

2:20:40 > 2:20:43me and Kat are going to be slipping off into the night -

2:20:43 > 2:20:44or day, should I say.

2:20:44 > 2:20:46I just want to say, from the bottom of our hearts,

2:20:46 > 2:20:49it's been something else and God bless you all. Thank you.

2:20:49 > 2:20:52CHEERING

2:21:27 > 2:21:30What do you think?

2:21:30 > 2:21:32Do you like it?

2:21:34 > 2:21:36Call yourself a Mitchell, eh?

2:21:40 > 2:21:41It's different.

2:21:45 > 2:21:49Come on. Out. Everyone, out.

2:21:49 > 2:21:51You're like an angry sheepdog, rounding everyone up.

2:21:51 > 2:21:54You, out. Come on. Out.

2:21:54 > 2:21:57Out. Leave her alone! Out. Out. Don't worry, Shirley.

2:21:57 > 2:21:58I'm sure you'll be next.

2:21:58 > 2:22:02You know, Peroxide, I get it, I really do.

2:22:02 > 2:22:05Well, up yours, Queen Vic!

2:22:06 > 2:22:08Come on. Out! Out!

2:22:08 > 2:22:10And you. Out.

2:22:10 > 2:22:13I haven't finished me drink yet. How many times, Shirley? Get out.

2:22:13 > 2:22:15Come on. Out. What is that? Where has that come from?

2:22:15 > 2:22:20This is no way to treat a lady. Just get out. How would you know, Shirley? Is there a problem?

2:22:20 > 2:22:22Just chucking out the rubbish. Come on. Out, Shirley. Out.

2:22:22 > 2:22:24Wasn't talking to you.

2:22:24 > 2:22:25You all right?

2:22:25 > 2:22:28You know her?

2:22:28 > 2:22:29Everybody...

2:22:30 > 2:22:33..meet the new owner of the Vic.

2:22:38 > 2:22:39Phil...

2:22:39 > 2:22:42meet Mick...

2:22:42 > 2:22:43my brother.

2:22:47 > 2:22:49DOG GROWLS

2:23:03 > 2:23:05Mick, don't.

2:23:06 > 2:23:07Mick!

2:23:09 > 2:23:09That ain't me.

2:23:14 > 2:23:16We really DO need to get an alarm clock.

2:23:19 > 2:23:22Come on, then. There's a good girl. Come on.

2:23:22 > 2:23:24Come on, then, big jump.

2:23:24 > 2:23:26Yes! Good girl.

2:23:26 > 2:23:28Make yourself at home, then.

2:23:31 > 2:23:32So, this is it, L.

2:23:34 > 2:23:36First day of the rest of our lives.

2:23:36 > 2:23:37BANGING ON DOOR

2:23:37 > 2:23:39Who on earth's that?

2:23:42 > 2:23:44What the hell? Yeah...

2:23:44 > 2:23:46there was something I forgot to tell you.

2:23:50 > 2:23:53They definitely know we're moving in? Yes!

2:23:53 > 2:23:55Why aren't they opening the door?

2:24:00 > 2:24:03I couldn't say no to 'em. If it wasn't for Shirley, we wouldn't even be here.

2:24:03 > 2:24:04A thank you card would've been enough.

2:24:04 > 2:24:07Tina, big tick, she can live here.

2:24:07 > 2:24:08But Shirley, there's no flaming way!

2:24:08 > 2:24:11So I let one of them move in, and the other one...

2:24:11 > 2:24:13Finds what shelter she can.

2:24:13 > 2:24:14Well, that's just not an option.

2:24:14 > 2:24:16Then I'm out of here.

2:24:17 > 2:24:19L...

2:24:19 > 2:24:20I am, Mick, I am gone.

2:24:21 > 2:24:23BANGING ON DOOR

2:24:23 > 2:24:25'We're getting pneumonia out here!'

2:24:27 > 2:24:28Hear me out.

2:24:35 > 2:24:39I wanted this pub because I want my sisters with me, L.

2:24:39 > 2:24:41I haven't had that in years.

2:24:43 > 2:24:46So, if you're going to be mad, you be mad at me. I am mad at you.

2:24:46 > 2:24:47I mean proper mad.

2:24:47 > 2:24:50I mean like chucking cups and plates mad.

2:24:50 > 2:24:52Well, how about a frying pan round the head?

2:24:52 > 2:24:54Yeah, if it helps. But we do have a pub to open.

2:24:54 > 2:24:57It might be a bit difficult pulling pints from a hospital bed.

2:25:00 > 2:25:03BANGING ON DOOR

2:25:03 > 2:25:05I get how you feel, I do.

2:25:07 > 2:25:10But I need you to get how I feel as well.

2:25:10 > 2:25:13It's important. They're important to me.

2:25:14 > 2:25:16What's she going to do here, though?

2:25:16 > 2:25:19You put her behind the bar, people'll run a mile.

2:25:19 > 2:25:20BANGING ON DOOR

2:25:24 > 2:25:25BANGING ON DOOR

2:25:25 > 2:25:27All right, I'm coming.

2:25:40 > 2:25:42Morning, Johnny!

2:25:42 > 2:25:44Oh, hi...

2:25:44 > 2:25:49Be a little prince, fetch them bags in. You...what?

2:25:49 > 2:25:53We've come to stay. Oh.

2:25:53 > 2:25:54Oi, Mick!

2:25:54 > 2:25:56They're inside! They've broken in! Easy, L, easy.

2:25:56 > 2:25:58A new start, you said, a new adventure.

2:25:58 > 2:26:01As long as I've got you and you've got me we can do anything.

2:26:01 > 2:26:03After all she's done? She stole money from us...

2:26:03 > 2:26:06And I spoke to her and that will never happen again.

2:26:06 > 2:26:09She will make it up to us. I'll have her cleaning out the khazis or something.

2:26:12 > 2:26:14Here's the deal.

2:26:14 > 2:26:19The minute it goes wrong, and it WILL go wrong, you need to step up.

2:26:20 > 2:26:22You know I will.

2:26:32 > 2:26:35Nothing damages us, that's the bottom line here.

2:26:37 > 2:26:39Smile? Check.

2:26:39 > 2:26:42Happy eyes? Check.

2:26:42 > 2:26:43Let's go.

2:26:47 > 2:26:49Hello! Welcome, one and all.

2:26:49 > 2:26:51For a second there, we thought you might change your mind.

2:26:51 > 2:26:54Us? Never.

2:26:54 > 2:26:58So, the good news, there's room for both of you.

2:26:58 > 2:27:02The bad news is it's in the same room.

2:27:02 > 2:27:06Listen, we need the other room just in case Nancy ever shows up.

2:27:06 > 2:27:08I wouldn't hold my breath.

2:27:08 > 2:27:10Oi, never say never.

2:27:12 > 2:27:14So here we are.

2:27:14 > 2:27:17The Carters, the Vic.

2:27:20 > 2:27:21And Lady Di.

2:27:21 > 2:27:26Oh, Lady Di. Hello, girl.

2:27:26 > 2:27:28Hello.

2:27:52 > 2:27:54I can't believe you let her, Phil.

2:27:54 > 2:27:57I can't believe you let that nasty, evil cow take over my old home.

2:27:57 > 2:28:01I mean, how could you? Surely you heard the name Carter?

2:28:01 > 2:28:03Well, there's millions of Carters, ain't there?

2:28:03 > 2:28:05Anyway, you're the one who told me I was well rid of it.

2:28:05 > 2:28:06Yeah, but this is Shirley!

2:28:06 > 2:28:09You should be dragging the lot of them out of there.

2:28:16 > 2:28:17Toast, dear?

2:28:17 > 2:28:19Don't mind if I do, dear.

2:28:23 > 2:28:24Don't encourage it.

2:28:24 > 2:28:26It's a "she". It's an "it".

2:28:27 > 2:28:29You ignore her.

2:28:29 > 2:28:32Don't you take any notice of her, you beautiful girl.

2:28:32 > 2:28:34Don't you let anybody tell you any different.

2:28:34 > 2:28:37MUSIC: "Wonderwall" by Oasis

2:28:52 > 2:28:53You glad you came?

2:28:56 > 2:28:58I couldn't be happier.

2:28:58 > 2:29:01Once I've unpacked all this lot.

2:29:02 > 2:29:03What about Linda?

2:29:03 > 2:29:05Crying with joy.

2:29:08 > 2:29:11Well, the main thing is that you're here.

2:29:11 > 2:29:12Yeah.

2:29:15 > 2:29:17We've got a lot of catching up to do, Shirl.

2:29:20 > 2:29:21I know.

2:29:24 > 2:29:26I love this song!

2:29:26 > 2:29:28Save your energy, Teen.

2:29:28 > 2:29:31We've got a lot to do before opening time, all right?

2:29:31 > 2:29:33You're at uni, you should know how to fix these things.

2:29:33 > 2:29:36It's just the wi-fi playing up, give it a minute.

2:29:36 > 2:29:37I need to Skype Lee.

2:29:37 > 2:29:39He still out in Iraq, then?

2:29:39 > 2:29:40He's in Afghanistan.

2:29:40 > 2:29:42Same thing.

2:29:44 > 2:29:47Right, well, now that we're all together,

2:29:47 > 2:29:50I brought a little something for us to celebrate with.

2:29:50 > 2:29:52Aw, that's lovely, that is.

2:29:52 > 2:29:54Shall we open it now, before it goes stale?

2:29:56 > 2:29:58So, which one's Patty and which one's Selma?

2:30:00 > 2:30:02The Simpsons.

2:30:02 > 2:30:03Oh, never mind.

2:30:05 > 2:30:08Right, stand back. Clear a little space, clear a little space.

2:30:08 > 2:30:09OK, right.

2:30:11 > 2:30:17As of 11am today, there is to be a new world order.

2:30:18 > 2:30:22The Age of the Carters is upon us.

2:30:23 > 2:30:26Are you ready for this? This is massive. Are you ready?

2:30:26 > 2:30:29Right, then, three, two, one!

2:30:33 > 2:30:35Welcome to Walford!

2:30:41 > 2:30:42Careful.

2:30:44 > 2:30:46Not working today?

2:30:46 > 2:30:48Nope.

2:30:48 > 2:30:49Does your dad know that?

2:30:49 > 2:30:51Look, I'm not in the mood.

2:30:52 > 2:30:56If you must know, me and Lola broke up yesterday.

2:30:56 > 2:30:57BANGING ON DOOR

2:30:57 > 2:30:58That's a shame.

2:30:58 > 2:30:59Don't start.

2:31:03 > 2:31:05Hello. Hey, trouble.

2:31:05 > 2:31:07All right, so where have you been?

2:31:08 > 2:31:11Oh, I had to go to my mum and dad's.

2:31:11 > 2:31:12You know, duty calls and all that.

2:31:12 > 2:31:14So, you couldn't answer your phone?

2:31:14 > 2:31:17Well, it was one of them Christmases, weren't it?

2:31:17 > 2:31:19Staring at the telly waiting for it to finish.

2:31:19 > 2:31:21But I did get you a little something, though.

2:31:24 > 2:31:26I meant to give it to you before, but...

2:31:28 > 2:31:30So, do you like it?

2:31:30 > 2:31:32I love it.

2:31:39 > 2:31:42What's the matter with him? Santa not good to him this year?

2:31:42 > 2:31:45Darling, Peter is an idiot.

2:31:45 > 2:31:46Don't call Peter an idiot.

2:31:46 > 2:31:48Thought you hated him now.

2:31:48 > 2:31:49Yes, I do! But...

2:31:49 > 2:31:52but I don't. Pops, why has he done this to me?

2:31:52 > 2:31:54Brilliant. I haven't even got Janine's password.

2:31:54 > 2:31:56SHE SCOFFS

2:31:56 > 2:31:58Lo! Darling, I didn't mean...

2:32:01 > 2:32:03Hello, you all right? All right, mate, yeah.

2:32:03 > 2:32:06You open? Yeah, just logging on. What can I help you with?

2:32:06 > 2:32:07I'm looking for a flat.

2:32:07 > 2:32:08Anywhere in mind?

2:32:08 > 2:32:09Yeah.

2:32:09 > 2:32:11Right here.

2:32:17 > 2:32:19You're wasting your time.

2:32:20 > 2:32:21Where's Denise?

2:32:21 > 2:32:22Day off.

2:32:22 > 2:32:24So open up.

2:32:24 > 2:32:27I don't work here any more. I'm in the Vic now.

2:32:27 > 2:32:29Do you know it?

2:32:29 > 2:32:32Oh, course you do, you used to live there, right?

2:32:32 > 2:32:34I bet you still miss it.

2:32:34 > 2:32:37Well, don't you worry your pouty little head,

2:32:37 > 2:32:38cos it's in safe hands now.

2:32:46 > 2:32:51It won't last, Shirley. You'll blow it, just like you blow everything.

2:32:58 > 2:33:00Oh, here he is, Tweedledum.

2:33:00 > 2:33:02Go on, have a go. Get it over with.

2:33:02 > 2:33:04You done me a favour. Glad to be shot of it.

2:33:04 > 2:33:06You keep telling yourself that.

2:33:06 > 2:33:08Kat and Alfie was the problem, not you.

2:33:08 > 2:33:11Right, let me get this straight, I'm serving behind the bar,

2:33:11 > 2:33:14you come in and ask for an orange juice and then what?

2:33:14 > 2:33:16Then I drink it.

2:33:16 > 2:33:19And if I like the service, I'll order some crisps.

2:33:29 > 2:33:32No, my life is looking really good.

2:33:32 > 2:33:35We're just getting ready for opening now.

2:33:35 > 2:33:40Of course I miss my mother-in-law. Don't be so stupid.

2:33:40 > 2:33:43Elaine, you don't live that far.

2:33:43 > 2:33:46You can come and visit us, whenever you want.

2:33:46 > 2:33:50We... No, we was getting on top of each other at the other place,

2:33:50 > 2:33:51you even said that yourself.

2:33:53 > 2:33:55Listen, the only reason we know how to run a pub is

2:33:55 > 2:33:56cos of what we learned from you.

2:33:56 > 2:34:00Linda would tell you that herself, she will.

2:34:00 > 2:34:03If she was about she would. Course she would.

2:34:03 > 2:34:09Anyway, you keep your advice coming and I've got to go

2:34:09 > 2:34:10cos I've got to crack on.

2:34:10 > 2:34:13But we love you and I'll speak to you soon.

2:34:13 > 2:34:14All right. Ta-ta.

2:34:14 > 2:34:17We do know what we're doing. Yeah, I was just being polite.

2:34:17 > 2:34:20So, let's all prove to ourselves we can do this.

2:34:20 > 2:34:21Cos that clock is ticking.

2:34:21 > 2:34:23Mick, look.

2:34:23 > 2:34:25West Ham? It's a sign.

2:34:25 > 2:34:26It's a signed sign.

2:34:26 > 2:34:27It's a signed sign.

2:34:30 > 2:34:33Kat and Alfie's probably turned 'em off.

2:34:33 > 2:34:36Right, well, I'm going to nip down to the cellar. All right.

2:34:37 > 2:34:40Oh, sorry, love. We're not open yet.

2:34:40 > 2:34:41I work here.

2:34:43 > 2:34:47Sit down a sec, love. Yeah.

2:34:52 > 2:34:55There ain't a pretty way of saying this

2:34:55 > 2:34:58but we won't actually be needing anyone.

2:34:58 > 2:35:00Thing is, we've always done it ourselves, and,

2:35:00 > 2:35:02well, now Mick's sisters are here,

2:35:02 > 2:35:04so we're pretty much covered bar-wise. But I've been working...

2:35:04 > 2:35:07Obviously we'll pay you to the end of the week.

2:35:07 > 2:35:13And, please, do come in. Don't... Don't be a stranger and all that.

2:35:13 > 2:35:17How rude was that? You can't get rid of her.

2:35:17 > 2:35:19That's like the ravens leaving the Tower of London.

2:35:19 > 2:35:22What's that mean? The Vic's going to fall on our heads now?

2:35:22 > 2:35:25I don't believe this. We've got an hour and a half before we open

2:35:25 > 2:35:27and I don't think we've got any beer. See? Ravens.

2:35:35 > 2:35:36DOOR CLOSES

2:35:39 > 2:35:41You all right? Yeah.

2:35:41 > 2:35:44This Dracula chair's got to go. It gives me the creeps.

2:35:44 > 2:35:48You heard from Joey? No. I phoned him, texted him. Nothing.

2:35:48 > 2:35:50But he said he was going, so I suppose he's gone.

2:35:50 > 2:35:51Poor kid.

2:35:54 > 2:35:58We still need to move things around. Later, yeah?

2:36:01 > 2:36:03Handed the keys back.

2:36:09 > 2:36:14Come on, Alfie. Endings are just beginnings and all that.

2:36:15 > 2:36:19Yeah, but what do we do? Seriously, what do we do now, yeah?

2:36:21 > 2:36:23We've got a baby on the way.

2:36:23 > 2:36:26And all we've got to do is make sure that he or she

2:36:26 > 2:36:29wakes up in a world that you've made brilliant.

2:36:30 > 2:36:33So come on. Get up and make it happen.

2:36:36 > 2:36:38Right, yeah. Come on.

2:36:46 > 2:36:47Oi.

2:36:50 > 2:36:51Where you going? Sales.

2:36:53 > 2:36:56And you've got to tiptoe to those, do you?

2:36:56 > 2:37:00Yes. She's fallen asleep in there. I didn't want to wake her.

2:37:00 > 2:37:03Oh. What you after?

2:37:03 > 2:37:04What do you think? A bargain.

2:37:36 > 2:37:38DOOR OPENS

2:37:38 > 2:37:39Forgot my purse.

2:37:42 > 2:37:43Oh.

2:37:43 > 2:37:45Since when were you so loaded?

2:37:48 > 2:37:50The barrels are empty. All of 'em.

2:37:50 > 2:37:54How many people were drinking in here yesterday? A million?

2:37:54 > 2:37:57Well, the Moons had a deal on. It was a pound a drink.

2:37:57 > 2:37:58Now she tells us.

2:37:58 > 2:38:01And hang on a minute - weren't you one of those people?

2:38:01 > 2:38:03Tina was there an' all. So what do we do now?

2:38:03 > 2:38:06You're almost out of spirits. Same with the snacks.

2:38:06 > 2:38:08You work in a supermarket... Worked.

2:38:08 > 2:38:09..can't you grab us some stuff?

2:38:09 > 2:38:12We'll need it on tick though. You can do that for us, right?

2:38:12 > 2:38:14I don't work there any more. I chucked it in earlier.

2:38:14 > 2:38:16Outstanding! Really and truly.

2:38:16 > 2:38:18I didn't know it was going to happen, did I?

2:38:18 > 2:38:21Mick, time to step up. Bye, Shirley.

2:38:21 > 2:38:23It's not my fault, is it?

2:38:23 > 2:38:25You're bad luck. Always have been, always will be.

2:38:25 > 2:38:27I tell you what, Linda, why don't you go and talk to Lee

2:38:27 > 2:38:29and when you get back I will have this sorted.

2:38:29 > 2:38:31Her or the pub?

2:38:31 > 2:38:34Just...give him our love, yeah?

2:38:39 > 2:38:40DOOR SLAMS

2:38:40 > 2:38:43If you've got any bright ideas, now's the time.

2:38:45 > 2:38:47Look at this. I could be a white van man

2:38:47 > 2:38:49or hold up the golf sign in the high street.

2:38:49 > 2:38:52You'll be all right. Something will come up.

2:38:52 > 2:38:57Ah, is he moaning? Didn't have to be this way.

2:39:01 > 2:39:05Right, where are you? I haven't got all day, have I?

2:39:05 > 2:39:07Carl, you were meant to be here ten minutes ago.

2:39:07 > 2:39:10Dad. Yeah?

2:39:10 > 2:39:12You might want to look at this. What?

2:39:16 > 2:39:18Where'd you get that?

2:39:18 > 2:39:20You remember that camping trip? Yeah.

2:39:20 > 2:39:23Well, ten grand went missing.

2:39:23 > 2:39:25Cindy took it.

2:39:25 > 2:39:26Cindy?

2:39:26 > 2:39:28Dad, it's Phil's money.

2:39:42 > 2:39:46Wi-fi's down. Looking for a signal.

2:39:46 > 2:39:50Come on, Denny. Loving this place(!)

2:39:50 > 2:39:53Did you say something? I'm loving the way you're so kind and helpful.

2:39:53 > 2:39:55It warms the cockles, really.

2:39:55 > 2:39:58I couldn't be happier knowing I have such fine upstanding neighbours(!)

2:39:58 > 2:40:01So move, then. You're a sweetheart, ain't you?

2:40:01 > 2:40:03All I need is a bit of wi-fi.

2:40:03 > 2:40:07My eldest boy goes out on patrol in ten minutes.

2:40:07 > 2:40:10Wait. No, forget it. I'll try shouting, he might still hear me.

2:40:10 > 2:40:13Save your voice, we've got wi-fi.

2:40:15 > 2:40:16Your cockles warmed yet?

2:40:21 > 2:40:23Where the hell is she? I'm going to throttle her. Forget Cindy.

2:40:23 > 2:40:26The main thing is you need to give that money back to Phil.

2:40:26 > 2:40:29And you need to tell him that you found it. I can't do that.

2:40:29 > 2:40:31Why not?

2:40:31 > 2:40:33If I do that it'll all kick off again.

2:40:33 > 2:40:36You do realise that Dexter's been paying that back.

2:40:36 > 2:40:37We all have, bit by bit.

2:40:37 > 2:40:41Just scraping it together, doing whatever we can.

2:40:41 > 2:40:43I'm sorry, Peter, that's just the way it's got to be.

2:40:43 > 2:40:46We never saw this money before.

2:40:46 > 2:40:50So I do you a favour and then I just get nothing in return?

2:40:50 > 2:40:52No wonder Phil hates you!

2:40:55 > 2:40:56All right? All right?

2:40:59 > 2:41:00Right then, Mr Moon.

2:41:00 > 2:41:04What wild and crazy idea you got to rock my world?

2:41:04 > 2:41:05Take your pick, sweetheart.

2:41:05 > 2:41:07We've been knocking on your door.

2:41:10 > 2:41:11You left this behind.

2:41:11 > 2:41:13But that's not the reason we're looking for you.

2:41:13 > 2:41:15Shirl, just let me.

2:41:15 > 2:41:21So... I was thinking, how do I play this?

2:41:21 > 2:41:25Do I try tears? Do I sit here bawling my eyes out

2:41:25 > 2:41:27cos there's no beer in the barrels? Or do I come to you

2:41:27 > 2:41:31and hope you're decent people and ask for your help?

2:41:32 > 2:41:35And you thought a football shirt would ease the way?

2:41:35 > 2:41:36No.

2:41:38 > 2:41:40It is West Ham. Come on, Alfie! You owe Mick.

2:41:40 > 2:41:43You drained the Vic dry. Shirl.

2:41:45 > 2:41:48I know how you feel, and I would be the exact same,