31/07/2011

0:00:24 > 0:00:26HORN HONKS

0:00:26 > 0:00:29Morning, Albert Square. Say hello to Moon and Sons!

0:00:44 > 0:00:48- Can I have some money?- What for? - It's the first day of the holidays.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52Lola, that is why I got you the trial at the caff, so I didn't have to keep doing this.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56- Why don't you go in there and sort things out with Shirley, eh? - Long. What is...?

0:00:56 > 0:00:59Oi, that is all I've got, all right?

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- If you don't give me any more, that is abuse.- That is nicely played. - Jog on, old lady.

0:01:03 > 0:01:07- Oh, have we got a lively one? Aw.- Ta.

0:01:10 > 0:01:16- All right, what's all this, then? - This, Roxy, is my entire universe.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Yes, a life's work. A family legacy.

0:01:19 > 0:01:25- Moon and Sons. Now in Walford. - All right, so what is it?

0:01:25 > 0:01:26Antique emporium.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Quality second-hand goods.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32- Where are you going to be, then? - Yeah, Edward. Where are we going to be?

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Well, we haven't got a premises as yet but it's in hand.

0:01:35 > 0:01:40- Yeah? Well, leave it here and you'll have a ticket in 20 minutes. - Yeah? Let 'em try.

0:01:40 > 0:01:45- Right, Tyler, got a few more trips to make, so let's get this unloaded. - Where?

0:01:46 > 0:01:49In the gardens, till we move it to the shop.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Oh, what, the shop that don't exist?

0:01:51 > 0:01:55Yeah, well... And get all the stuff out the barrel store, too.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Eddie.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01- Yes, Jeanie, love? - There's a phone call for you. - Yeah, well, thank you.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10So, have you got any plans today?

0:02:10 > 0:02:15- Not really.- See you at the Tube. 12.30.- Max.- Wear the shoes.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Eddie Moon. Hello, mate.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Ready to go in half an hour.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30When I take my jacket off. It's fine. Don't stress about it.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32When I take my jacket off.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Yeah...

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Right, got to go. Bye, mate.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Jeanie, you done something to your hair?- No.- Looks gorgeous.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Setting up shop?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Aren't you ashamed of what you did to Ronnie?

0:02:52 > 0:02:58- Got a nice elephant out there on the truck.- You're not, are you?- Worth a few bob, I should imagine?- Maybe.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Got a place yet?

0:03:00 > 0:03:01It's in hand.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Hey, careful with that. Phone.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13- Ready?- Yep.

0:03:16 > 0:03:22- Oh, come on, we don't look that alike.- Put it on. Liam, you want to watch our stuff for us?

0:03:22 > 0:03:23- Yeah.- Good boy.

0:03:23 > 0:03:29- There.- Thanks.- Don't tell your grandma, though. 20 minutes.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Right, come on, son.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35- Rahul's sick, so we need to get someone else to cover lunch.- Fine.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Not Shabir. He's sleazy.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40- He's a nice guy.- He's a perv, Tam.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Right, I'm going to have a shower. See you there.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49What are you doing? Who's that?

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Shall we see who it is?

0:03:54 > 0:03:58- Having fun? - Yes, we are. Aren't we, Kamil?

0:04:00 > 0:04:02What's that other one from the bank?

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Nothing to worry about.

0:04:06 > 0:04:11- How are you, Dad? - Yeah, I'm all right.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Bye, Kamil.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Dad. Have you got a few hours spare?

0:04:18 > 0:04:22Babe, it's a great deal. Got to buy the cars if I want to sell them.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24You can't get Fat Boy to do it?

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Nice kid but he's a moron. You'll be all right?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Yeah. Fine, Max.- See you tomorrow.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Oh, can you get some kitchen roll?

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Yep, kitchen roll. Got it.

0:04:43 > 0:04:48- Answer's no.- I wasn't even going to ask...- Lauren, please. Stay away from me.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Oi.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Sort me out?- Yeah. Obviously. - Here's 50.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11- All right, Rox?- Good boy.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Right, that's it.- Why? What's up?

0:05:18 > 0:05:20No dealing here,

0:05:20 > 0:05:23you know that. I'm sorry. You're gone.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Eye on this. Back in two seconds.

0:05:38 > 0:05:43- Oi. What you up to?- Doing a bit of running before training.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Do you need someone on the bag? - Are you serious?

0:05:45 > 0:05:48You might get to punch me in the face. Can't be bad!

0:05:48 > 0:05:50BANGING

0:06:00 > 0:06:04- How you feeling, darling? - About what?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07About... You know...

0:06:07 > 0:06:09- What?- About Jay.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Fine.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13BANGING

0:06:13 > 0:06:17Darling, darling. Oscar, just a little bit quiet, that's it. Thank you.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21- Are you sure, babe? - Yeah, I'm glad we broke up.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24- Right, OK. I'm just asking. - Yeah, well, don't.- OK.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Mum, have you seen my gym kit?

0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Oh, you want to talk to me now.- Mum!

0:06:30 > 0:06:34I don't know, darling. Must be in your bottom drawer like usual.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36- DOOR SLAMS - Hello?

0:06:37 > 0:06:40- You all right?- Leave it. - Great. Both of you, then.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Shut up, Mum!- Fine.

0:06:43 > 0:06:49Right. Well, I'll be upstairs getting changed if anyone else wants to shout at me, all right?

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Shut up, Mum!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55- You're sure you all right? - Mum!- All right.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18- Just finishing up?- Eh?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20This is mine.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24- Nice one. - Did the council not call you?

0:07:24 > 0:07:25Bloke called Ron?

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Typical. Said you'd be out today.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Why would I be doing that?

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Said you were squatting.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35- Well, I ain't. - He took a deposit from me.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37I was in the office, got a lease.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Stamp on it and everything.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Locksmith'll be here in a minute.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44I got my truck round the back...

0:07:44 > 0:07:46all the gear.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48It's in here somewhere.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Anyway...

0:07:51 > 0:07:54- Anyway.- Fair's fair, mate.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56This place is mine.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59I don't see a council bloke and I don't see a locksmith. You're out of luck, sunshine.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01After some locks changed?

0:08:01 > 0:08:05- Yeah, this one.- Hang on. You ain't touching that lock.- Change it.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09- Don't do it.- Fellas, can we sort this out? I got a job up Mile End. - Off you go, then.- No!

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Look, the council sent him.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15Now, I've got a lease - can we just get this done?

0:08:15 > 0:08:19- I don't want to have to call the council bloke.- No. Call him. - I will.- Go on, then. What's his name?

0:08:19 > 0:08:25- Ron.- Ron. Give him a ring. I'd like a word.- Fine.

0:08:27 > 0:08:32- Just the clipboard, please. - £2.90, please.- I thought I might try some gum, Helen.

0:08:32 > 0:08:37- Oh, sorry, I pushed in.- Shouldn't eat that sugar-free stuff, you know.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Aspartame.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40The sweetener. Gives you cancer.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Really?

0:08:42 > 0:08:46But all that sugar. I like to look after my figure.

0:08:46 > 0:08:51- Looks pretty sharp from where I'm standing.- Ron.- That's right.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54You're a bit young to be a Ron, aren't you?

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Am I?

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Well, you ARE, aren't you? So, obviously, you're not.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Yeah. Yeah.

0:09:04 > 0:09:05Better play safe.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Very sharp.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19- That's an eight.- The book said six.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23- They changed it to an eight. - You've got to tell me these things. - What do you think I'm doing?

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Hi.

0:09:33 > 0:09:34What are you doing here?

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Afia asked me to help out in the kitchen.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38What are YOU doing here?

0:09:40 > 0:09:44- You said, "Find someone." - One of our staff.

0:09:44 > 0:09:49- He knows the place better than any of them.- Hi. Just want me front of house?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Perfect.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02You don't have to hold back, you know. I can handle myself.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04That's it. Better. Better.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06DOORBELL RINGS

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- When are you going to fight, anyway? - Soon as my licence comes through.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Hi.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14All right.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18- I thought I'd help you train. - How did you...

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Saw you running across the square. That's a warm-up, right?

0:10:21 > 0:10:22Yeah, but...

0:10:22 > 0:10:24didn't we break up?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Ready to go?

0:10:33 > 0:10:35No sign of him.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Busy man.- Lads, I've got to head off. - Off you go, then.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40- No. Stay there. - It's going on the bill.

0:10:40 > 0:10:46- Fine.- Tell you what - you disappear now and I'll forget you ever tried to pull this off.- Pull what off?

0:10:46 > 0:10:49We'll wait for your council bloke, then.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Eddie Moon?

0:10:51 > 0:10:55- Ron. How are you, mate?- I thought we arranged this in the office.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Well, I lost the lease.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00There's your copy there.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04- And you must be the current occupier?- Yeah.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Ron. Ron Corbett.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10Borough of Walford. You haven't got a lease, have you?

0:11:10 > 0:11:12It's never been a problem.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14- I got rights, yeah? - Rights?- Squatter's.

0:11:14 > 0:11:19You can't occupy council-owned commercial premises without our prior consent.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22By remaining on these premises, you are acting unlawfully

0:11:22 > 0:11:27and if you fail to vacate immediately, you will be evicted and forcibly removed

0:11:27 > 0:11:30- under the Landlord & Tenants Act. - Go on, then. Evict me.

0:11:30 > 0:11:35Next step's calling the police to move you on. I assume all your stock is legitimate?

0:11:37 > 0:11:40- Locksmith?- Yes, mate.- Got a new one?

0:11:41 > 0:11:42Go ahead.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58- OK?- Fine.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01I can do it softer.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Weren't we doing it harder before?

0:12:04 > 0:12:08- We weren't.- Yeah, I think we was.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10- Again?- You sure?

0:12:17 > 0:12:23Abi. Push back. You're doing it like a girl. Come on.

0:12:23 > 0:12:24Harder!

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Ow!

0:12:26 > 0:12:28- You all right?- Yeah...yeah.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33- You need stronger wrists.- Shut up, Lola. Sure you're all right?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36Yeah, I'm fine. Sorry. This was a stupid idea. I should go.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39- Abs...- Just put some ice on it.

0:12:40 > 0:12:45She needs to toughen up. You should go around with someone what knows what they're doing.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46I think I'll manage.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Thanks for your help, though.

0:12:50 > 0:12:51Whatever.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00Oi. What are you doing here?

0:13:00 > 0:13:02- Bottling up.- I fired you.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04And I un-fired him.

0:13:05 > 0:13:06Phil, he was dealing.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Outside.- Outside MY club, working for ME.

0:13:11 > 0:13:15OK, now, he knows the rules. The last thing you need, Phil, is a dealer hanging around.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Does he turn up on time and work hard?

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Yes.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Then he's better than pretty much anybody round here.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Give the geezer a break, will you?

0:13:54 > 0:13:57- Don't look a day over 35, Mrs Sheth. Enjoy.- Thank you.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00- I'll bring the cake out after the mains.- Thank you.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03Would you mind folding these for the tables, please?

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- I've still got some tables to seat. - We can manage that.

0:14:06 > 0:14:07Sure.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12You're on front of house.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14What about Dad?

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Oh, he's doing napkins.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19- We're busy, Afia. - It's our restaurant.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22I want it to be us that people see when they come in.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24What's the difference?

0:14:24 > 0:14:27You know it's not easy for me having him in here.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Starters for table three are ready to come out.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Thank you. D'you want another one?

0:14:38 > 0:14:39No, thanks.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45- How you feeling?- I'm fine.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Haven't see Max around, have you?

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Try the gym. Jack's there maybe.

0:14:51 > 0:14:57- Ever get the feeling things are just getting a little out of your control?- No. Never.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Dunno why you bother.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Because if it's too slick they think it's a scam.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06Let them think they're on top, then, when their guard's down,

0:15:06 > 0:15:09whip the rug out. They'll believe anything.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Too complicated.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Look, we got a shop out of it, didn't we?

0:15:13 > 0:15:16That is true. That is true.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Ronnie Corbett!

0:15:33 > 0:15:38Didn't think I needed a surname but it helped, didn't it?

0:15:38 > 0:15:40- Was it all right?- Course it was.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Cos he's a real person.- Is he? - Should have picked a fake name,

0:15:43 > 0:15:49- shouldn't I?- Mate, you smashed it. Didn't he, Dad?- You should have picked a fake name.- See, I told you.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55This is Jeanie. Victoria to my Albert.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59She's helping me run the place while the landlords are away.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01All right, Jeanie? Anthony.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04You see, I knew you were too young to be a Ron.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Can you forgive me?

0:16:06 > 0:16:09- Anthony's my son. - Works for the council.- No, I don't.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12No, he don't. But he's smart enough for it, though.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Me and the boys are setting up Moon and Sons.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Antique emporium.- Junk shop.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Down at the arch near the war memorial.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23You pop in, we'll give you a discount.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25And now I'm getting the beers in.

0:16:25 > 0:16:30- Oi, hang on. We've got some stock to move out.- Come on, have one. To celebrate.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32One.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37- Lend me 20 quid?- No, no, no, I'll get these in.- Champion.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41So, what'll it be, Anthony?

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Ronnie...

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Think you're funny, don't you?

0:16:54 > 0:16:59- I'll have two lagers and a lemonade for the old fella, please.- Oi!

0:17:13 > 0:17:16- Michael.- Anthony.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Still no goal-line technology, eh?

0:17:24 > 0:17:28You know, after the Lampard thing you'd thought they'd at least considered it.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31But still letting silly mistakes like that ruin a game.

0:17:33 > 0:17:37Best not say it too loud. We don't want Dad kicking off again, do we?

0:17:37 > 0:17:39You and me don't want to go back there.

0:17:44 > 0:17:45What you talking about?

0:17:47 > 0:17:50About four or five years ago?

0:17:50 > 0:17:53Watching us beat Spurs 2-1 at the house.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57That big argument about goal-line technology, replays and stuff.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Dad hates the whole idea.

0:18:00 > 0:18:01Purist.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07It was me. Me and you against him all through dinner. D'you remember?

0:18:10 > 0:18:14- Sorry mate, I don't. - Benayoun got the winner. Fletcher got the other one.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17No. Sorry, I don't.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19- JEAN:- Two lagers. And...

0:18:19 > 0:18:21a lemonade.

0:18:25 > 0:18:26Cheers.

0:18:32 > 0:18:33- RAINIE:- All right, Philip?

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Back on it, are we?

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Like you care.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40Yeah, you're right.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42I don't.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Trace.

0:18:48 > 0:18:52- Mate, can you get us a drink? - Sorry, I've got no money. - I'm only asking for one...

0:18:52 > 0:18:56- Can turn me hand to most stuff - odd jobs, you name it.- Bear you in mind.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Cheers, Eddie. I appreciate that.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02He's kidding, right?

0:19:02 > 0:19:06- No, don't think so.- Yeah, but we've already got one idiot.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08All right, all right.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Here we are.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Moon and Sons.- Moon and Sons.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Good to have my boys here.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Cheers.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Congratulations.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26Cheers.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Thing to do when you lose control?

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Get it back.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Weirdo.

0:19:40 > 0:19:44- Where you going?- Going to get the truck, get the stuff moved in.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Your bag's upstairs - go and change.

0:19:49 > 0:19:50You all right?

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Yeah, I'm fine. Thank you.

0:19:56 > 0:19:57All right?

0:19:59 > 0:20:00How'd you like to buy me a drink?

0:20:05 > 0:20:10- What are you doing? - Keeping an eye on this stuff.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12How is that fun?

0:20:12 > 0:20:15- It's not, really. - So what's the point?

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Oi, follow me.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26- What are you doing?- Following you.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Well, don't. You're like a little puppy.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Come on, then.

0:20:31 > 0:20:32Come on.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Good week.

0:20:41 > 0:20:42Nice one.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45You know Rainie? Her sister?

0:20:47 > 0:20:49No more for her, yeah?

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Tanya.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Might want to stick your head in the Vic.

0:20:56 > 0:21:01Handsome boy like you. You don't want to be mucking about with stupid young girls.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04Yeah. All right, love.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06'Allo 'allo, there she is!

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Take note of that sour face, boys.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Not enough she's turned her young girls into moaning little cows,

0:21:12 > 0:21:15- she's got to spread the love around, ain't you?- Settle down!

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Sorry, love.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40You know what?

0:21:40 > 0:21:44I think I like this more than customers. It's meditative.

0:21:44 > 0:21:45Spiritual, even.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50These aren't folded right.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55- That'll do fine.- Look. - Is there a problem? - Yeah. You've folded them wrong.

0:21:55 > 0:22:00- That's the way we've always done it. - It's not how we do it now. - I'm sorry, you didn't tell me.

0:22:00 > 0:22:04- We'll have to re-fold them then, won't we?- It's OK.- No.

0:22:04 > 0:22:08- He's made a mistake, he should fix it.- I'm happy to.- It's fine.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10- It's not.- For goodness' sake, girl.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Will you just be quiet and listen?

0:22:12 > 0:22:15If Tam says that it's fine, it should be good enough for you.

0:22:17 > 0:22:18It's OK.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Afia.

0:22:23 > 0:22:24It's fine.

0:22:34 > 0:22:38Driving test postponed. This day just keeps getting better and better.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44I'm presuming it's boy trouble.

0:22:44 > 0:22:45Anyone I know?

0:22:49 > 0:22:53You know, as you get older, relationships they sort of...

0:22:53 > 0:22:56- They get more complicated. - Are you talking about sex?

0:22:56 > 0:22:57I suppose so.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Then why don't you just say it?

0:23:00 > 0:23:04I can handle it. I was in a relationship with Edward, remember?

0:23:04 > 0:23:06Right. Yeah.

0:23:06 > 0:23:10So, I mean, you know to be careful...?

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Yes, Mum, we used condoms!

0:23:12 > 0:23:16- Do you want more detail? - No, that's more than enough.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18If anyone needs a lecture in relationships...

0:23:18 > 0:23:22- Yep. All right.- On the pill without telling my husband,

0:23:22 > 0:23:23a quick affair with my ex...

0:23:23 > 0:23:26And is that a stack of doctor's reminders I've seen on the side?

0:23:26 > 0:23:30- All right, I've been busy, haven't I? I've been busy.- Lame.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Hmm. Yeah, you're right. I've been slack. I'll make an appointment.

0:23:33 > 0:23:34DOORBELL RINGS

0:23:34 > 0:23:36< I'll get it!

0:23:37 > 0:23:41- Put them on your wrist. It'll stop the swelling. - I don't want to know that.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Cos it'll hurt otherwise, won't it?

0:23:43 > 0:23:47No. I don't want to know what you've got to do when someone punches you.

0:23:47 > 0:23:51I hate boxing. I think it's violent and pointless and horrible and I hate it.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54- It's actually quite graceful, you know.- Let me finish.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56It's bad enough that you do it

0:23:56 > 0:24:00but if you want your girlfriend to help you and do training with you

0:24:00 > 0:24:02and get punched, then...

0:24:02 > 0:24:04- Abs...- Let me finish!

0:24:04 > 0:24:08If that's what you want your girlfriend to be, then I'm not it.

0:24:08 > 0:24:14I've tried and obviously I'm not ready for it and whatever else you want to do.

0:24:14 > 0:24:18- Can I talk now?- Yeah.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22All I want my girlfriend to be...

0:24:23 > 0:24:25..is you.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40DOOR SLAMS

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Didn't take long.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51Well, you know, I got halfway there and suddenly thought,

0:24:51 > 0:24:53I'd rather be here with you.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58Sorry, I forgot the kitchen roll, babe.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00It's fine.

0:25:03 > 0:25:04Fancy a takeaway?

0:25:06 > 0:25:07Yeah. OK.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09I'll get the menus.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26- What?- Nothing.

0:25:26 > 0:25:27What?

0:25:27 > 0:25:30- Ooh!- Shut up!

0:25:30 > 0:25:34Oscar? I'll time you to go get my slippers from upstairs, yeah?

0:25:34 > 0:25:38See if you can break the record. Ready...steady...go!

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Go on, quick, go!

0:25:45 > 0:25:48- OK. Nicely done.- Thank you.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51- Are you happy?- Mum!

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Just asking.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57So what's for dinner?

0:25:57 > 0:25:59My famous vegetable curry.

0:26:26 > 0:26:30- Fire! Our stock's on fire! Jeanie, where's the extinguisher! - Kitchen, kitchen!

0:26:30 > 0:26:31Call the fire brigade!

0:26:49 > 0:26:52- Out the way! Get out the way! - Sorry, mate.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55Get back! Get back!

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Get back! >

0:27:03 > 0:27:04Get back!

0:27:04 > 0:27:06GLASS BREAKS, CROWD SHOUTS

0:27:16 > 0:27:20- They're on their way, Eddie. - Dad, what you doing?!

0:27:24 > 0:27:27Jay, don't be stupid! Get back, get back!

0:27:29 > 0:27:31That ain't going to work, is it?

0:27:31 > 0:27:34- Dad, get out, get out!- What went up? - Turps.

0:27:37 > 0:27:38That's everything, boys.

0:27:38 > 0:27:42SIRENS APPROACH

0:27:53 > 0:27:55Masood.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57For three hours.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00- Oh, no. You hang onto that.- What?

0:28:00 > 0:28:03It's only going to go on the mortgage anyway.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07- Did you get paid? - Your mother and I sorted that, yeah.

0:28:09 > 0:28:13- Good. I'll see you later, then. - Yeah.

0:28:29 > 0:28:31Dad?

0:28:33 > 0:28:34Nah, gone.

0:28:45 > 0:28:48- Back in a minute.- Where you going?

0:28:51 > 0:28:53What happened, mate?

0:28:53 > 0:28:55I'm sorry.

0:28:55 > 0:28:59- Don't worry, all right? It's not your fault. Still mates, yeah?- Yeah.

0:28:59 > 0:29:01See you later.

0:29:04 > 0:29:05Tough day.

0:29:12 > 0:29:13I know it was you.

0:29:13 > 0:29:15You need to be careful what you accuse people of.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17I know it was you.

0:29:19 > 0:29:21And you're going to pay.

0:30:17 > 0:30:24Hey, how dare you look at me like that! You have no idea. No idea.

0:30:24 > 0:30:27- Sorry, are you talking to me? - Like I'm some piece of dirt...

0:30:27 > 0:30:32- Your words, love, not mine.- Why don't you shove it? Just shove it!

0:30:41 > 0:30:42Oi!

0:30:42 > 0:30:45Oi!

0:30:57 > 0:31:00Oh, come on, Lola, it's your first day at work. Shirley will kill you.

0:31:03 > 0:31:07Your grandad stuck his neck out for you and you can't even be bothered to get up for work.

0:31:07 > 0:31:10Lola? Lola!

0:31:10 > 0:31:13- What?- Oh, I'm sorry. - Look, sorry, I couldn't hear you.

0:31:13 > 0:31:16I was just saying, you're going to be late.

0:31:16 > 0:31:21- How can I get ready when Pops is still in the bathroom? You want me to go looking like this, yeah?- OK.

0:31:21 > 0:31:23No, don't touch that, that's mine!

0:31:23 > 0:31:25- I'm just clearing...- Leave it!

0:31:25 > 0:31:28- Put it down.- Sorry, Lo. Sorry.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30See... wasn't my fault, was it?

0:31:30 > 0:31:33- Lo, I'd give that a minute if I... - Eurrggh!

0:31:33 > 0:31:35..I was you.

0:31:35 > 0:31:40- Sorry.- Until it's official, she can't keep staying here. - Come on, she's going up for a job.

0:31:40 > 0:31:44- Yeah, one that you should have gone up for.- But if she gets to swing it,

0:31:44 > 0:31:47- then we get the residency order, don't we? Besides...- Besides what?

0:31:47 > 0:31:51Well, it's shift work ain't it? A man needs more than that.

0:31:51 > 0:31:53We need whatever we can get, Billy.

0:32:08 > 0:32:11Come back to bed.

0:32:11 > 0:32:14I was beginning to wonder where you'd got to.

0:32:14 > 0:32:18Yeah sorry, I, erm... couldn't stop thinking about Rainie.

0:32:18 > 0:32:21Rainie? Why, what's she done now?

0:32:21 > 0:32:23Nothing. Except she hasn't been back yet.

0:32:23 > 0:32:25Oh, thank our lucky stars.

0:32:25 > 0:32:29- Yeah, but...- It's unforgivable, what she said to you last night.

0:32:31 > 0:32:35Sorry, Greg, I just... I need to know that she's all right, you know?

0:32:35 > 0:32:37Hmm.

0:32:37 > 0:32:38Yes, husband.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40Having time off from my day job.

0:32:41 > 0:32:44There's still some tea left in the pot.

0:32:44 > 0:32:46No, I'm fine thanks.

0:32:46 > 0:32:48Yeah, I'd love to pick up the tablecloths,

0:32:48 > 0:32:50it would be my express joy.

0:32:52 > 0:32:53As you wish.

0:32:53 > 0:32:54Is everything OK?

0:32:54 > 0:32:58I'm sorry, Dad, but if Tam expects me to play the surrendered wife,

0:32:58 > 0:33:00then he's in for a big shock.

0:33:00 > 0:33:02- He's your husband, you should listen to him.- You didn't?

0:33:02 > 0:33:05- Well, no, but... - Then Zainab's right.

0:33:05 > 0:33:08Dad, you don't even know what the row was about.

0:33:08 > 0:33:11- It was about Masood. - I stand by what I say.

0:33:11 > 0:33:14- The man who tried to kill you? - I've forgiven him and so should you.

0:33:18 > 0:33:19Thank you.

0:33:21 > 0:33:22I knocked, but...

0:33:22 > 0:33:24Sorry, I didn't hear.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27Is it OK to pick up Kamil later?

0:33:27 > 0:33:31- Yes.- Right, OK. Till then.

0:33:31 > 0:33:32Yes.

0:33:33 > 0:33:37- What is... - He came to see his daughter.

0:33:41 > 0:33:43Afia was very rude to Masood yesterday

0:33:43 > 0:33:45and Tamwar told her off, that's all.

0:33:45 > 0:33:47I'm sure it was justified.

0:33:47 > 0:33:49I came by, not to see her,

0:33:49 > 0:33:51but to see if we could settle our differences.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54Apologise and clear the air.

0:33:54 > 0:33:57Let me buy you a coffee, please, at least?

0:34:02 > 0:34:06No, nobody's turned up, nobody...

0:34:06 > 0:34:07Yes!

0:34:07 > 0:34:12No, you've still got your spoon in your hand, AND it's double or quits now. Come on, Donkey Kong.

0:34:12 > 0:34:13All right, I'm game.

0:34:15 > 0:34:16Ooh!

0:34:30 > 0:34:33- Bacon roll, please, Shirley. - Leave it, leave it!

0:34:33 > 0:34:35Tyler, look. Look at me.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38Leave it.

0:34:44 > 0:34:46- And a coffee. - Look, I'm sorry, I'm busy.

0:34:48 > 0:34:50- Get out.- No, Shirl, please.

0:34:50 > 0:34:53- Tea, coffee, anything...- No!

0:34:53 > 0:34:57- Please, even just half a cup of... - Take your stinking hands off me!

0:34:57 > 0:34:59Don't touch me again, all right?

0:34:59 > 0:35:00All right?

0:35:01 > 0:35:03You dirty skank.

0:35:07 > 0:35:09A fire-starter and a psychopath.

0:35:09 > 0:35:11No wonder you love him so much.

0:35:12 > 0:35:15Weren't there supposed to be an egg here?

0:35:15 > 0:35:19- What do you think that is? - Miss Mitchell?

0:35:19 > 0:35:21Carter. And you're late.

0:35:26 > 0:35:28Vintage sporting gear.

0:35:28 > 0:35:30Anyone with stuff they need to shift.

0:35:30 > 0:35:32Yeah, if I can think of any.

0:35:32 > 0:35:33Cheers.

0:35:33 > 0:35:37Look, I'm sorry, I'm... I've got to visit Ronnie, my head's just...

0:35:37 > 0:35:39Yeah, well, of course.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43An accident's one thing

0:35:43 > 0:35:45but someone doing it on purpose...

0:35:45 > 0:35:46Yeah, it's gutting.

0:35:50 > 0:35:53- Pleased with yourself?- Yeah, mostly.

0:35:53 > 0:35:54You really think that'll stop me?

0:35:54 > 0:35:55A fire?

0:35:55 > 0:35:58Don't know, don't care.

0:36:04 > 0:36:07- Did you?- Did I what?

0:36:07 > 0:36:10- Burn it?- That pile of old tat?

0:36:10 > 0:36:11Whoever did it did us a favour.

0:36:11 > 0:36:14- A favour?- Yeah. - Like you did for Ronnie?

0:36:14 > 0:36:15- No.- Stitching her up.

0:36:15 > 0:36:17No, no, no, no...

0:36:17 > 0:36:18I was protecting you.

0:36:19 > 0:36:22- Protecting me? - Yeah, yeah! Yeah, because she...

0:36:22 > 0:36:25- Jack, she was mental! - Just get out, will you?

0:36:26 > 0:36:29- Out!- No, no! Hang on, hear me out.

0:36:29 > 0:36:31We've got to have this conversation, by the way.

0:36:33 > 0:36:36What I did was bang out of order.

0:36:36 > 0:36:40It was rotten, it was despicable and...

0:36:40 > 0:36:41I'm sorry.

0:36:44 > 0:36:46Just words, Michael. From you they're cheap.

0:36:46 > 0:36:48I know, I know, I know, I know.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53But I want this place to work, Jack.

0:36:53 > 0:36:54I need you.

0:36:54 > 0:36:56I want us to be friends again.

0:36:56 > 0:36:59- Friends?- Yeah, friends, friends.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02People think I don't care, people think that I'm cold, heartless.

0:37:02 > 0:37:07That I don't need friends, that I don't need family, and it's not true, it's not true. It's wrong.

0:37:07 > 0:37:11It's just the feelings stuff, Jack, the feelings stuff. I don't...

0:37:11 > 0:37:14You know, when we was kids - you know this - you don't show it.

0:37:14 > 0:37:16You hide it. You hide it away.

0:37:16 > 0:37:22And that's why when it comes out, it's all broken, and wrong.

0:37:27 > 0:37:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:37:29 > 0:37:31That's fair enough.

0:37:31 > 0:37:33That's... That's fair enough.

0:37:34 > 0:37:35Hold up.

0:37:37 > 0:37:38Just don't start crying on me.

0:37:43 > 0:37:46TYLER WHISTLES

0:37:50 > 0:37:53- You are joking. - I could only find one skip.

0:37:53 > 0:37:56You should've seen some of the stuff I didn't bring. Ah! Check this.

0:37:56 > 0:37:58Michael - when I'm done with him!

0:38:00 > 0:38:02Yeah, great. Great.

0:38:02 > 0:38:06We're skint, our stock's gone and you want to get done for assault? Clever, innit?

0:38:06 > 0:38:10- Be worth it. Got a better idea? - Yeah, plenty.

0:38:10 > 0:38:11Once I've sold this beaut.

0:38:11 > 0:38:15- You ain't got a prayer, bruv.- Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

0:38:15 > 0:38:16Bet I can get more for it than you.

0:38:16 > 0:38:20Below the belt. You know, I can't say no to a bet, Ty boy.

0:38:20 > 0:38:21- Morning, mini Moons!- Dad.

0:38:21 > 0:38:24So. What's the plan?

0:38:24 > 0:38:28Well, if anyone tries to stop us,

0:38:28 > 0:38:30and I don't care who it is,

0:38:30 > 0:38:33big boy games, big boy rules.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35- Told you.- I meant about this place.

0:38:35 > 0:38:37I mean, first day open and look at it.

0:38:37 > 0:38:41Yeah, I've been thinking about that too.

0:38:41 > 0:38:43I have an idea.

0:38:51 > 0:38:54- Are you all right?- Oh, yes.

0:38:54 > 0:38:56Tam wants these tablecloths,

0:38:56 > 0:38:58and he's in a hurry for them.

0:38:58 > 0:39:00Oh. Yeah.

0:39:03 > 0:39:04Do you mind?

0:39:05 > 0:39:11- I've got a sudden twinge in me hips. - Sorry.

0:39:11 > 0:39:13I didn't mean to...

0:39:14 > 0:39:17This is the first one of the day...

0:39:17 > 0:39:18- Can I...- Oh, course.

0:39:22 > 0:39:26Now, I can't stop too long, cos all this fresh air...

0:39:26 > 0:39:29inclined to bring on one of my migraines.

0:39:29 > 0:39:34I believe I may have something of yours.

0:39:34 > 0:39:35Oh, yeah, yeah.

0:39:35 > 0:39:37Thank you.

0:39:39 > 0:39:41Oh...

0:39:42 > 0:39:43I haven't had the time to...

0:39:43 > 0:39:47I'm not normally this...

0:39:49 > 0:39:52It's... Last night was, erm...

0:39:52 > 0:39:55I can't remember even.

0:39:55 > 0:39:57It's gone.

0:39:57 > 0:39:59It's like a blank.

0:39:59 > 0:40:01Yes.

0:40:01 > 0:40:03Suppose you've never, erm...

0:40:04 > 0:40:06It's never happened to you, has it?

0:40:06 > 0:40:11Well, we all have days we'd rather forget.

0:40:11 > 0:40:14Not just days, is it? It's like...

0:40:14 > 0:40:17weeks, sometimes whole months.

0:40:17 > 0:40:18Oh, don't say that.

0:40:18 > 0:40:19A lifetime even.

0:40:19 > 0:40:24No, no, you mustn't give up on your hope.

0:40:24 > 0:40:26Hope?!

0:40:26 > 0:40:27Yeah, what's that?

0:40:27 > 0:40:31Look, I've got to fetch something from my house, you know,

0:40:31 > 0:40:33and then get back to the launderette.

0:40:33 > 0:40:35It's only across there, look,

0:40:35 > 0:40:40and if you'd like to come over, you know, when I've finished my shift.

0:40:40 > 0:40:42That is unless you're stuck to the seat.

0:40:53 > 0:40:55Is the coast clear?

0:40:57 > 0:41:00- You didn't come.- She knows, Max.

0:41:00 > 0:41:04- What're you talking about? Who knows?- Vanessa, she know. She does.

0:41:04 > 0:41:06- She does, Max.- Course she don't.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12- Tan, calm down. She don't. - No, don't!

0:41:15 > 0:41:17If you need any help clearing it all...

0:41:17 > 0:41:20Thanks, but me and the boys, we'll shift it tomorrow.

0:41:20 > 0:41:24It's still a bit raw at the moment.

0:41:24 > 0:41:28- Especially with Michael starting it. - Hmm.

0:41:28 > 0:41:31I had this box.

0:41:31 > 0:41:32Not that big,

0:41:32 > 0:41:35just an ordinary, nothing-to-look-at box.

0:41:35 > 0:41:39But it belonged to a cabin boy.

0:41:39 > 0:41:42Barely 15 when he sailed with Lord Nelson

0:41:42 > 0:41:45on HMS Victory at Trafalgar.

0:41:48 > 0:41:52He kept all his worldly goods inside.

0:41:52 > 0:41:54All that history gone.

0:41:54 > 0:41:57That's just awful.

0:41:57 > 0:42:02- Ah, well, what's done is done, Jeanie.- What are you are going to do?

0:42:03 > 0:42:06We've got these big premises, prime location,

0:42:06 > 0:42:08nothing inside it.

0:42:08 > 0:42:11Nothing. Doesn't even look like a shop.

0:42:11 > 0:42:16Even if we had, I don't know, just a few things...

0:42:16 > 0:42:19Ooh, well, I don't know.

0:42:19 > 0:42:23- That's a great idea, stroke of genius.- Is it?

0:42:23 > 0:42:25- Jeanie, you are a marvel.- Am I?

0:42:25 > 0:42:27Yeah. This deserves breakfast.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29- Have you eaten?- Well...

0:42:29 > 0:42:33My treat. Now, you don't have to worry, just a few items for display.

0:42:33 > 0:42:35- Display?- Yep, nothing for sale.

0:42:35 > 0:42:41Just to make it look a bit busy, to tide us over till we can restock.

0:42:41 > 0:42:42Well...

0:42:42 > 0:42:45I'll get the boys to come and pick up a few things up.

0:42:45 > 0:42:47You won't even notice they're gone.

0:42:47 > 0:42:51Jeanie, you just saved my life.

0:43:09 > 0:43:10All right?

0:43:10 > 0:43:15- Can I have a coffee to go, and whatever you're having. Oh, I forgot, you're working.- Ha(!)

0:43:15 > 0:43:16I regret what I said,

0:43:16 > 0:43:18only in that it has affected our friendship

0:43:18 > 0:43:20and that is the last thing I wanted.

0:43:20 > 0:43:22Go on.

0:43:22 > 0:43:27No matter how strong my feelings are, I would never dream of trying to act on them again.

0:43:27 > 0:43:29Even if, by some miracle, you felt the same,

0:43:29 > 0:43:33we both know there's no future there for us, not in this lifetime.

0:43:34 > 0:43:36But I hope we can remain friends.

0:43:36 > 0:43:39As you know, that means a great deal to me...

0:43:39 > 0:43:41- I'm family.- So?

0:43:41 > 0:43:42So it's on the house.

0:43:42 > 0:43:44- Come on, give.- Shirl?

0:43:45 > 0:43:47Yeah.

0:43:49 > 0:43:54- I think breakfast is the most important meal of the day.- Me too.

0:43:54 > 0:43:57- Two full English breakfasts, please. And tea or coffee?- Tea.

0:43:57 > 0:44:02- Oh, no fried bread, sorry. - Same. Thank you.

0:44:02 > 0:44:05- I saw that.- What? - You didn't even ring it in.

0:44:05 > 0:44:09Two breakfasts, teas, no fried bread - £5.90.

0:44:09 > 0:44:13- How much have you got there?- £4.10.

0:44:14 > 0:44:17I wish I could add up that quick.

0:44:21 > 0:44:22Excuse me...

0:44:22 > 0:44:23Eh, that wasn't me.

0:44:23 > 0:44:26- Yes, it was.- No, it wasn't.

0:44:26 > 0:44:28- If you don't mind.- I ain't doing it.

0:44:28 > 0:44:31- Look, just pick it up.- No. - You work in here, you do as I say.

0:44:41 > 0:44:44I almost stopped Oscar from having a day out with the girls

0:44:44 > 0:44:48cos it would've meant I'd have been on my own with Greg.

0:44:51 > 0:44:52I'm a dreadful mum.

0:44:52 > 0:44:56Terrible wife, lousy sister.

0:45:00 > 0:45:03Now all I can do with you is sit here and moan.

0:45:03 > 0:45:05No, it's fine.

0:45:08 > 0:45:11Sorry.

0:45:11 > 0:45:13Don't be silly.

0:45:18 > 0:45:22If someone had told me three months ago, I'd be sat here with you now...

0:45:22 > 0:45:24and I'd be happy doing just that,

0:45:24 > 0:45:27I would've thought they had a screw loose.

0:45:29 > 0:45:31Either that or I did.

0:45:35 > 0:45:38But it's true.

0:45:38 > 0:45:40Same.

0:45:52 > 0:45:55What do we do about Vanessa?

0:45:55 > 0:45:57Trust me, she might think she knows something, but she don't.

0:45:57 > 0:45:59Not for sure, not that it's you.

0:46:07 > 0:46:09I should get on.

0:46:13 > 0:46:15Yeah, me too.

0:46:23 > 0:46:25SHE HUMS TO HERSELF

0:46:27 > 0:46:29Oh...

0:46:30 > 0:46:32SHE GASPS

0:46:34 > 0:46:36- Let's just leave it there. - No, Tyler.

0:46:36 > 0:46:38The things punters come in for, we stick at the back,

0:46:38 > 0:46:43- then they have to walk past the things they don't want. But once they've seen...- Ah, madam!

0:46:43 > 0:46:45Can I interest you in this incredible bed?

0:46:45 > 0:46:49- Comes with a unique feature that can't be found anywhere else. - Yeah? What's that?

0:46:51 > 0:46:52Me in it!

0:46:52 > 0:46:54I didn't know you fancied my husband.

0:46:54 > 0:46:58- No, no..- I'm sure he'll be flattered.- No, what I meant was.

0:46:58 > 0:46:59Ooh. How much?

0:46:59 > 0:47:01- We'll that's, erm...- It's sold.

0:47:03 > 0:47:07Had a dealer come in about five minutes ago, put a deposit down.

0:47:07 > 0:47:11Sorry. If it was me, I would. But once my brother's given his word...

0:47:11 > 0:47:13Yeah, sorry.

0:47:13 > 0:47:16- Oh, well...- Can't we just give him his money back?- Uh-uh.

0:47:16 > 0:47:22Wouldn't you rather let her have it than some grubby little dealer who's probably trying to rip us off.

0:47:22 > 0:47:25- Come on, Ty, she's a local girl. - Shame, but if it's already sold...

0:47:25 > 0:47:28Come on, Tyler. Just this once?

0:47:28 > 0:47:31- Go on, then. - But no adding no money to it.

0:47:31 > 0:47:35Just cos she's not trade. How much was that leech going to pay anyway?

0:47:35 > 0:47:37- About 25? 20 quid?- 40.

0:47:37 > 0:47:4040?

0:47:40 > 0:47:41Deal.

0:47:43 > 0:47:46- OK.- Thank you.- See you.- Bye.

0:47:49 > 0:47:52Well, done, boys. Our first sale.

0:47:52 > 0:47:55Yeah.

0:47:56 > 0:47:58Not on the desk!

0:48:00 > 0:48:03It's very nice of Mad Dog to leave this.

0:48:03 > 0:48:08Very kind. So, nothing on the desk, nothing in the desk.

0:48:08 > 0:48:11Only my stuff. And that phone.

0:48:11 > 0:48:14It's not even plugged in, Dad.

0:48:14 > 0:48:16So there's none of your secret phone calls

0:48:16 > 0:48:21to arrange your secret missions to see your secret girlfriends, eh?

0:48:21 > 0:48:24HE LAUGHS

0:48:24 > 0:48:26Nah, you've lost me, boys.

0:48:27 > 0:48:28No!

0:48:28 > 0:48:33You've taken everything. You can't, it's Kat and Alfie's!

0:48:33 > 0:48:37I'm sorry, the boys got a bit carried away. But it's OK, nothing's for sale

0:48:37 > 0:48:41and they'll put everything back exactly the way it was.

0:48:41 > 0:48:45- Yes, but... - Jeanie, it was your idea.

0:48:45 > 0:48:48- Yes... No, but, but, but... - Look, look...

0:48:48 > 0:48:51OK, clearly we've overstepped the mark.

0:48:51 > 0:48:52Mea culpa.

0:48:53 > 0:48:56We'll put it back. Boys?

0:48:57 > 0:48:59No, um...

0:48:59 > 0:49:01Oh, um...

0:49:01 > 0:49:05Well, only if you promise not to sell any of it?

0:49:05 > 0:49:08You have my word.

0:49:08 > 0:49:09Upon my honour.

0:49:09 > 0:49:14Oh. Well...

0:49:14 > 0:49:16OK, then.

0:49:20 > 0:49:22- I just took him to the park.- Uh-huh.

0:49:22 > 0:49:24This age is the best time.

0:49:24 > 0:49:26It really is the best time.

0:49:26 > 0:49:27Yeah.

0:49:29 > 0:49:30What is it?

0:49:30 > 0:49:33When I was getting my keys, I...

0:49:33 > 0:49:36I can't see my...

0:49:38 > 0:49:40I had some medication in here.

0:49:40 > 0:49:42- What medication?- Nothing, really.

0:49:42 > 0:49:44- Zee?- I said it's nothing.

0:49:44 > 0:49:47I have a lot to get done today. Come on, Kamil.

0:49:47 > 0:49:50- Zee? - It's none of your business, Masood.

0:49:59 > 0:50:01It was in here, I know I had it in here.

0:50:05 > 0:50:10Now, there's plenty of hot water and clean towels in the bathroom.

0:50:10 > 0:50:12Why are you doing all this for me?

0:50:12 > 0:50:16It's not like anyone else can be bothered, not even my own family.

0:50:16 > 0:50:18Are you a Good Samaritan, or what?

0:50:18 > 0:50:20No, it don't work like that.

0:50:20 > 0:50:22No, the parable of the lost sheep.

0:50:22 > 0:50:24That's one of my favourites.

0:50:24 > 0:50:28Sheep? I've been called some things in my time, but I've never been called a sheep!

0:50:28 > 0:50:32I've got something that you might like to have.

0:50:32 > 0:50:34Can I just take that shower first?

0:50:34 > 0:50:35Oh, I'd have a bath if I was you,

0:50:35 > 0:50:39cos the shower is only an attachment on the taps, I use it for me hair.

0:50:39 > 0:50:43And I don't want to sound rude, but if I was you

0:50:43 > 0:50:46I would stand very close to a bar of soap.

0:50:46 > 0:50:49That's in the bathroom too.

0:50:57 > 0:50:59Nice elephant.

0:50:59 > 0:51:01So it should be, cost a fortune.

0:51:01 > 0:51:06About that - if you need anything else, you come to me first, yeah?

0:51:06 > 0:51:08I'd hate to see you pay over the odds.

0:51:08 > 0:51:12- It was all your stuff in the fire, wasn't it?- Yeah.

0:51:12 > 0:51:16Well, then. And besides, my husband loves a bargain.

0:51:16 > 0:51:19And I can't wait to tell him about this one.

0:51:19 > 0:51:23- Shirl.- All right? - Lo, how's it going?- All right.

0:51:23 > 0:51:27- Are you throwing your money away? - Eh?- Found it on the floor. - Nah, ain't mine.

0:51:27 > 0:51:29No, it's mine. Cheers.

0:51:29 > 0:51:30Excuse me.

0:51:30 > 0:51:32I had some pills in my bag earlier.

0:51:32 > 0:51:36- Has anyone seen them, have they handed them in? - No, sorry, I ain't seen anything.

0:51:36 > 0:51:41- I saw them. They were in my bag before you knocked it on the floor. - I didn't knock it on the floor!

0:51:41 > 0:51:45- Yes, you did. The fiver you just found just now, was that mine too? - No.- No?

0:51:45 > 0:51:49- Tell me what you've done with them. - Get off of me! I haven't touched your bag.- Steady on!- No!

0:51:49 > 0:51:54- I have lost my medication, all right? - Lola?- No, I haven't!- If she said she hasn't, then she hasn't.

0:51:54 > 0:51:58- Am I supposed to believe you now? - That's nice(!)- You're a bunch of liars and cheats.

0:51:58 > 0:52:01Now you tell me, what have you done with them?

0:52:01 > 0:52:06- What do I want your ugly pills for anyways, eh?- How dare you! - All right, that's enough.

0:52:06 > 0:52:07Out!

0:52:07 > 0:52:11- Fine, see if I care. - Oh, come on, Shirl.

0:52:11 > 0:52:13- I knew it.- YOU - out!

0:52:15 > 0:52:18Me? She's the one that took them.

0:52:18 > 0:52:21How dare you speak to my staff like that. Now get out!

0:52:32 > 0:52:35A Bible?

0:52:35 > 0:52:37Life can be so cruel to us, Rainie,

0:52:37 > 0:52:40but if you have faith, then you have hope.

0:52:40 > 0:52:42I see, so what,

0:52:42 > 0:52:45like, you get some kind of prize for saving me?

0:52:45 > 0:52:50- No. No, no.- I'm sorry, I just don't believe in this kind of stuff.

0:52:50 > 0:52:52Oh, never mind. You might come to it one day.

0:52:52 > 0:52:59I think it would be so much simpler if we were kind to each other.

0:52:59 > 0:53:00Kind?

0:53:00 > 0:53:05Yes. I also think that we should be kind to ourselves.

0:53:05 > 0:53:06People are so funny.

0:53:06 > 0:53:11We can be so hard on ourselves, Rainie, and there ain't no need.

0:53:11 > 0:53:15You think?

0:53:15 > 0:53:16You remind me of someone.

0:53:18 > 0:53:22- Rose?- Oh, no, not her, she's me half-sister.

0:53:22 > 0:53:25She ain't been round here for years.

0:53:25 > 0:53:27I give her that, she weren't interested.

0:53:27 > 0:53:31Oh, she's so blousy. She ain't got a good word to say about nobody.

0:53:31 > 0:53:36No, I was thinking of a young girl.

0:53:38 > 0:53:40Donna.

0:53:40 > 0:53:41Donna, who's Donna?

0:53:46 > 0:53:47SHE SIGHS

0:53:51 > 0:53:53Did you get my message? About the sleeping pills?

0:53:53 > 0:53:55- Of course.- Oh, good.

0:53:55 > 0:53:56Thank you.

0:53:56 > 0:54:00I was so worried, I know that stupid girl in the cafe had taken them.

0:54:00 > 0:54:03With so much going on, how am I ever meant to get any kind of sleep?

0:54:03 > 0:54:05It's OK. It's sorted.

0:54:09 > 0:54:12My sunglasses. What?

0:54:15 > 0:54:18All in all, we pulled it out the bag today, boys.

0:54:18 > 0:54:20- So what's it going to be? - Pint.- Yeah, please.

0:54:20 > 0:54:23Oi, oi, Steptoe and Sons! How's that fire sale? All right?

0:54:23 > 0:54:26- You think it's funny! - Leave it, seriously.

0:54:26 > 0:54:30He's right, son. He who wields the knife is never king.

0:54:30 > 0:54:32I weren't going to stab him.

0:54:32 > 0:54:35I know, I know.

0:54:35 > 0:54:39- So what's it going to be, then? Can she stay?- Shirl?

0:54:39 > 0:54:42- Yeah. She'll do.- Oh, great!

0:54:42 > 0:54:43Only a few shifts, mind.

0:54:43 > 0:54:48Yeah, I know. Thanks though, Shirl, thanks. See?

0:54:50 > 0:54:51Any luck?

0:54:51 > 0:54:55I think we're in business. A bit sweaty at first. I thought Dad would have to jack Bella in.

0:54:55 > 0:54:57Bella? Who's that...she?

0:54:57 > 0:54:59The love of Dad's life.

0:55:00 > 0:55:02SHE is his car.

0:55:05 > 0:55:06All right.

0:55:06 > 0:55:11- What are you having?- I'll get 'em. - No, you're all right, I'll get 'em.

0:55:11 > 0:55:13Thanks, Pops.

0:55:13 > 0:55:15Hey, you did it all yourself, didn't you?

0:55:15 > 0:55:16Yeah, it's great.

0:55:16 > 0:55:18Thanks.

0:55:27 > 0:55:29V?

0:55:41 > 0:55:45And then I was with Dot for a couple of hours. Tan...

0:55:48 > 0:55:52I'm sorry for all the hurt, and the trouble, and the...

0:55:55 > 0:56:00- I really am going to sort myself out this time.- Good.

0:56:02 > 0:56:05Oscar is zonked out, I thought we could...

0:56:07 > 0:56:09It's OK,

0:56:09 > 0:56:11I can go... Mum'll...

0:56:11 > 0:56:14- Stay. Stay with us. It's fine.- What?

0:56:17 > 0:56:20Look, I don't want to get in-between you and...

0:56:20 > 0:56:22No, it's fine. Honestly, Rain, it's fine.

0:56:25 > 0:56:27Excuse me.

0:56:30 > 0:56:33Glad to see you two have sorted things out.

0:56:33 > 0:56:37It would've been a shame if a few words out of turn had spoiled things.

0:56:37 > 0:56:42- Words?- Well, you know Michael, he's always shooting his mouth off.

0:56:43 > 0:56:45Yeah.

0:56:45 > 0:56:47Just for the record, Jack...

0:56:47 > 0:56:50no-one believed it, no-one.

0:56:50 > 0:56:54All that sleeping with Ronnie stuff.

0:56:54 > 0:56:58The big affair. No chance.

0:57:12 > 0:57:14Eddie's given me a job.

0:57:14 > 0:57:16Yeah?

0:57:18 > 0:57:20Here, do you want to hear something funny?

0:57:20 > 0:57:24You can't tell anyone, right? Not even Eddie. Promise me?

0:57:26 > 0:57:28It was me, I burnt the stuff.

0:57:40 > 0:57:44- We're friends, yeah?- Yeah.

0:57:45 > 0:57:48Ronnie good in the sack, is she?

0:57:49 > 0:57:52- I don't know what you're talking about, Jack.- I think you do.

0:57:52 > 0:57:57- No, I don't. Cos I told you, I never went there and you know that.- Do I?

0:57:57 > 0:58:00The problem is it's not me who thinks she's easy, it's you.

0:58:00 > 0:58:01Urgh!

0:58:02 > 0:58:07- You, get in!- Jack! Urgh! Aargh!

0:58:11 > 0:58:15Mo was wondering if you might give the upstairs a bit of a whizz round.

0:58:15 > 0:58:18It's just with all these men staying here...

0:58:18 > 0:58:21I normally do upstairs on a Friday. What day is it today?

0:58:21 > 0:58:25- Yes, but the upstairs bathroom... - Not a chance. I got the social coming round at eleven.

0:58:25 > 0:58:28What's that about, then?

0:58:28 > 0:58:31It's none of your business.

0:58:31 > 0:58:35And you can forget about this lot. I'm not doing that either.

0:58:41 > 0:58:44"Sic transit gloria mundi."

0:58:44 > 0:58:45What's he on about?

0:58:45 > 0:58:49It's Latin, innit? "Sic transit gloria mundi."

0:58:49 > 0:58:51"Thus passes the glory of the world."

0:58:51 > 0:58:54That's funny, cos I was sick once in the back of a Transit

0:58:54 > 0:58:56with a girl called Gloria. And it was on a Monday.

0:59:00 > 0:59:03- This was a 1908 Charles Rennie Mackintosh.- Yeah, like hell it was.

0:59:03 > 0:59:07- Well, it was as far as the insurance was concerned.- What insurance?

0:59:07 > 0:59:11If we had insurance, that's what I'm saying. If we had insurance, we could've cleaned up.

0:59:11 > 0:59:14And as it is, I feel like I'm burying my own children.

0:59:14 > 0:59:18- Oh, that's nice, innit?- I want this back exactly like it was.

0:59:18 > 0:59:23What, filthy, horrible and covered in dog muck?

0:59:23 > 0:59:27I have been specially tasked by Walford Highways Department.

0:59:27 > 0:59:34Fly-tipping is a criminal offence subject to a £50,000 fine and/or up to six months' imprisonment.

0:59:34 > 0:59:38You have been warned. I want to see my face in that pavement when...

0:59:38 > 0:59:40You want to see your face in the pavement, do ya?

0:59:40 > 0:59:44- All right.- Everyone's going to see your face in the pavement when I spread it there!

0:59:44 > 0:59:51- Physically intimidated at 08:07... - He's a strong-willed boy. I say a boy. Actually he's half pit-bull.

0:59:51 > 0:59:55That's why we call him Fang. That's right, ain't it, Anthony?

0:59:55 > 0:59:58Yeah. If you're sensible, you'll call him sir.

0:59:58 > 1:00:03If there's so much as a scorch mark left, I'm going to do you.

1:00:03 > 1:00:06And I'm going to come back to check. Don't think I won't.

1:00:11 > 1:00:14What are we going to do about your temper, eh?

1:00:49 > 1:00:52There's blood in there. Everywhere.

1:00:52 > 1:00:57- What?- In the men's toilets. Come and have a look. - Well, whose blood?

1:00:57 > 1:01:00Funnily enough, Jean, I haven't had the time to do a DNA analysis.

1:01:03 > 1:01:05Michael.

1:01:05 > 1:01:06As in Moon?

1:01:09 > 1:01:11- Where are you going? - To tell his father.

1:01:11 > 1:01:14Oh, great, leave me to deal with it, then(!)

1:01:14 > 1:01:16MUTED CHATTER

1:01:22 > 1:01:25It's all over the toilet floor!

1:01:25 > 1:01:28- How much blood are we talking? - Loads!

1:01:28 > 1:01:30So someone had a nose bleed.

1:01:30 > 1:01:33No, but you see, it's not just someone. Look.

1:01:33 > 1:01:36- That's Michael's.- Yes, you see, that's what I'm saying.

1:01:36 > 1:01:40- Do you think I should call the police?- Is there a dead body?- No.

1:01:40 > 1:01:43- Just get it cleaned up. - But it could be evidence.

1:01:43 > 1:01:49Jeanie, Jeanie, you're letting your imagination carry you away.

1:01:49 > 1:01:54Now, come on...off you go.

1:01:59 > 1:02:03Don't look at me. How does she know it's Michael's blood?

1:02:03 > 1:02:08- Might have been the other bloke's. - Who else has it in for him? - Whose husband, you mean?

1:02:08 > 1:02:12Right, come on, this stuff ain't going to shift itself. Liam!

1:02:12 > 1:02:14Can you give us a hand?

1:02:14 > 1:02:16Fancy a ride in the pick-up,

1:02:16 > 1:02:18in the Moon mobile?

1:02:19 > 1:02:21You went all round the houses.

1:02:26 > 1:02:30She's been in that bloomin' bathroom half an hour. What's she doing in there?

1:02:30 > 1:02:33- Why don't you just go to work? - I haven't even brushed my teeth.

1:02:33 > 1:02:36She's sorting herself out, Greg. She's making the effort.

1:02:36 > 1:02:38I never spend any time with you.

1:02:38 > 1:02:40- Hello, Mum.- Who is it?

1:02:41 > 1:02:44Greg, be an angel and get my bags.

1:02:44 > 1:02:50Taxi driver was rude, so I refused to give him a tip and he's put them on the pavement.

1:02:50 > 1:02:53Mum's having trouble with her neighbours. I said, didn't I?

1:02:53 > 1:02:59They've made my life pure hell. And you know what? The cops NEVER do a thing.

1:02:59 > 1:03:01It's only for a few days.

1:03:01 > 1:03:04Put the kettle on, darling. I'm gasping.

1:03:04 > 1:03:06Those cases are going to get nicked

1:03:06 > 1:03:08unless you go and pick them up, sharpish.

1:03:10 > 1:03:13This social worker, yeah, she wants to check out

1:03:13 > 1:03:17that we're a nice family, and that we've got good manners, OK?

1:03:17 > 1:03:20Lola! I will not tell you again!

1:03:20 > 1:03:24So... So, we've all got to be on our best behaviour, all right?

1:03:24 > 1:03:26Mind our Ps and Qs and no-one,

1:03:26 > 1:03:32no-one, mentions the word "squatting", OK? Cool.

1:03:42 > 1:03:45Right, change of plan.

1:03:45 > 1:03:47We're going to play hide and seek, OK?

1:03:47 > 1:03:50But everyone's got to be really quiet, right?

1:03:50 > 1:03:53So Daddy is just going to go and hide.

1:03:56 > 1:03:57(Lola?)

1:03:58 > 1:04:00(Lola!)

1:04:01 > 1:04:03Oh, you're kidding me.

1:04:04 > 1:04:05Thank you, Jean.

1:04:05 > 1:04:07It's important to me.

1:04:10 > 1:04:11What actually happened?

1:04:11 > 1:04:14There's some stupid morons out there.

1:04:14 > 1:04:18- I told your dad.- Did you?

1:04:18 > 1:04:20He didn't seem that concerned.

1:04:20 > 1:04:22There's no change there, then.

1:04:22 > 1:04:25Well, he thinks you started the fire.

1:04:26 > 1:04:29- Why would I do that? - Cos you don't like him very much.

1:04:29 > 1:04:33(There are lots of people I don't like very much.)

1:04:33 > 1:04:35I don't burn their stuff, do I?

1:04:35 > 1:04:36So did he do it?

1:04:36 > 1:04:38Do what?

1:04:38 > 1:04:40Hit you?

1:04:40 > 1:04:42Hit me?

1:04:42 > 1:04:44Course he didn't HIT me.

1:04:44 > 1:04:46I'm so relieved.

1:04:48 > 1:04:49So who did?

1:04:49 > 1:04:52Don't worry about it, Jean.

1:04:52 > 1:04:54It'll be taken care of.

1:04:55 > 1:04:57I've seen it all now.

1:04:57 > 1:05:00"Honour thy father and thy mother,

1:05:00 > 1:05:03"that thy days may be long upon the land

1:05:03 > 1:05:05"which the Lord thy God giveth thee."

1:05:05 > 1:05:07That's number five of the Ten Commandments.

1:05:07 > 1:05:11The only commandment you ever cared about was the 11th -

1:05:11 > 1:05:14"Thou shalt not get caught." And you couldn't even stick to that.

1:05:14 > 1:05:16- Mum...- What?

1:05:16 > 1:05:20- I love you.- Excuse me while I puke.

1:05:20 > 1:05:23- Everything all right in here? - Your sister's gone stark raving mad.

1:05:23 > 1:05:26It's not me you need...

1:05:26 > 1:05:27it's the men in white coats.

1:05:27 > 1:05:29- PHONE BLEEPS - "Thou shalt not kill."

1:05:29 > 1:05:32Number six - "Thou shalt not commit adultery."

1:05:32 > 1:05:34Number seven...

1:05:34 > 1:05:36- Oh, no.- What?

1:05:36 > 1:05:40- It's a mini crisis at the salon. - You're not leaving me alone with her?

1:05:40 > 1:05:43Will you two just try and be nice to each other for once, please?

1:05:43 > 1:05:47If I'm not back by lunch, Rainie'll make you something. You'll be all right.

1:05:47 > 1:05:49- I'll see you later.- See ya.

1:05:52 > 1:05:54I still love you.

1:05:54 > 1:05:58I'd rather be back with the neighbours from hell.

1:05:58 > 1:06:03Bad enough having her sister there, she's a bad influence on the kids, but her mother as well?

1:06:03 > 1:06:06Yeah, well, you should just tell her, mate.

1:06:06 > 1:06:09I don't even get asked. You know what, it's like that house,

1:06:09 > 1:06:13did I want to live where her ex can practically see in through the bedroom window?

1:06:13 > 1:06:16Oi, her ex is my brother. Just bear that in mind.

1:06:16 > 1:06:18Yeah, it's about time I asserted myself.

1:06:18 > 1:06:22Made some of my own decisions for once, see how she likes it.

1:06:22 > 1:06:24- Yeah, what's stopping you? - Well, I will do. Soon.

1:06:27 > 1:06:30- What happened to you? - Bizarre gardening accident.

1:06:30 > 1:06:33You were going to go and get some coffees, weren't you?

1:06:33 > 1:06:36- Was I?- Yeah.- Right. Yeah.

1:06:36 > 1:06:38Take your time.

1:06:44 > 1:06:47So, what's this? Gunfight At The OK Corral?

1:06:47 > 1:06:50I didn't sleep so well last night, Jack.

1:06:50 > 1:06:53Well, I've heard cocoa does wonders. You should try it.

1:06:55 > 1:06:56I lay awake...

1:06:56 > 1:06:58thinking...

1:06:58 > 1:07:01imagining...

1:07:01 > 1:07:02"How do I get him back?"

1:07:02 > 1:07:04Yeah, I can imagine why a man might do that.

1:07:05 > 1:07:07Baseball bat...

1:07:08 > 1:07:10..that was my initial notion.

1:07:10 > 1:07:12Maximum damage.

1:07:13 > 1:07:15I want to...see his blood.

1:07:16 > 1:07:19Quite like to hear him scream. Ever felt like that, Jack?

1:07:19 > 1:07:22- Yeah, once or twice.- Yeah.

1:07:22 > 1:07:25Do I kill him or not? That was certainly there.

1:07:27 > 1:07:28Yeah.

1:07:29 > 1:07:30But then...

1:07:32 > 1:07:33..it's better if he lives.

1:07:33 > 1:07:35Cos if he's dead, he's dead...

1:07:35 > 1:07:38and the dead don't remember, Jack, do they?

1:07:39 > 1:07:41And I want you to remember.

1:07:41 > 1:07:45Yeah, well, I'll remember that tip, thanks, and I'll keep an eye out.

1:07:45 > 1:07:49I had, then, a beautiful moment of clarity.

1:07:50 > 1:07:53Do I want to go down for ten years?

1:07:53 > 1:07:55Nah, I don't think so.

1:07:56 > 1:07:59So it turned more towards,

1:07:59 > 1:08:02"How do I make him suffer

1:08:02 > 1:08:05"without physically hitting him? I know,

1:08:05 > 1:08:10"maybe I'll tell him some details about his beloved Ronnie."

1:08:10 > 1:08:12Mm? Mm.

1:08:14 > 1:08:16Very enthusiastic, Jack.

1:08:18 > 1:08:20Who would've thought it?

1:08:20 > 1:08:24And all those scratch marks she left all the way down my back.

1:08:24 > 1:08:25Ouch.

1:08:27 > 1:08:31How's the heart rate, Jack? Is it beating along nicely?

1:08:31 > 1:08:32How am I doing?

1:08:34 > 1:08:38- HE GASPS - But then, I thought, "No, that's immature."

1:08:40 > 1:08:42"That's childish, Michael."

1:08:43 > 1:08:46Yeah.

1:08:46 > 1:08:49Seeing as I never actually did anything in the first place.

1:08:49 > 1:08:52Not that I didn't think about it, any man would.

1:08:52 > 1:08:55But that girl's got trouble written through her like a stick of rock.

1:08:56 > 1:08:58And I'm not so stupid these days.

1:08:59 > 1:09:00So...

1:09:01 > 1:09:03..that's where I was -

1:09:03 > 1:09:04a quandary -

1:09:04 > 1:09:06I'm not going to hit him,

1:09:06 > 1:09:09I'm not going to sexually humiliate him,

1:09:09 > 1:09:10what's left?

1:09:10 > 1:09:11- HE SNAPS FINGERS - I know,

1:09:11 > 1:09:13maybe the knowledge...

1:09:15 > 1:09:17..that he got it all wrong.

1:09:18 > 1:09:20That he heard a piece of gossip

1:09:20 > 1:09:25and he didn't apply logic, he didn't think about it,

1:09:25 > 1:09:28he didn't ask questions, he was so paranoid

1:09:28 > 1:09:30and low in self-confidence,

1:09:30 > 1:09:33that he turned into a moron.

1:09:35 > 1:09:38And the very FACT that you thought that was possible,

1:09:38 > 1:09:42that this woman, your wife who you're supposed to trust implicitly,

1:09:42 > 1:09:45would just throw herself at a bloke, like that?

1:09:48 > 1:09:50What does that say about you?

1:09:51 > 1:09:54You may be big and strong, Jack,

1:09:54 > 1:09:56but you ain't much of a man, are you?

1:10:04 > 1:10:05You know what?

1:10:07 > 1:10:09I feel better already.

1:10:12 > 1:10:18- What don't you understand about the words "public right of way"? - We're running a business here.

1:10:18 > 1:10:21Well, that is fine, provided you run your business

1:10:21 > 1:10:24- FROM the business, and not halfway across the road.- Listen, mate...

1:10:24 > 1:10:26Go on! Go on, fight! fight!

1:10:26 > 1:10:29Council policy states assaults upon staff will not be...

1:10:29 > 1:10:33Yeah? And the Tyler Moon policy states that jumped up jobsworths like you will not...

1:10:33 > 1:10:34Hey!

1:10:34 > 1:10:36I leave you alone for five minutes.

1:10:36 > 1:10:39- What are you doing?- I'm going to report you, I've witnesses.

1:10:39 > 1:10:42- No. I ain't a grass, yeah? - I can sort it.

1:10:42 > 1:10:46You haven't taken your medication today, have you? No, thought not.

1:10:46 > 1:10:49Sorry about him. Here...

1:10:52 > 1:10:53Here, Dad, can you?

1:10:58 > 1:11:00For your trouble.

1:11:01 > 1:11:04- Are you bribing me? - I'm trying to be friendly, mate.

1:11:04 > 1:11:07Meet me halfway, yeah? Be nice.

1:11:09 > 1:11:11Just... Just get this lot shifted.

1:11:17 > 1:11:21- What is it with you and violence, eh?- Hey...

1:11:21 > 1:11:24why's he keep looking at me? Are you some kind of perv?

1:11:24 > 1:11:26If you don't want to be looked at, don't flaunt it, love.

1:11:26 > 1:11:29- You what?!- There you are! Billy's having kittens over you.

1:11:29 > 1:11:32You knew the social worker was coming!

1:11:32 > 1:11:36- Perv!- Take no notice, Liam.

1:11:36 > 1:11:41Some girls are like that. You want to steer well clear.

1:11:45 > 1:11:46What is it, son?

1:11:48 > 1:11:49Come on.

1:11:51 > 1:11:52It's me.

1:11:52 > 1:11:53I don't want to say.

1:11:54 > 1:11:56Better out than in.

1:11:57 > 1:11:58What is it?

1:11:59 > 1:12:01Ask her who started that fire.

1:12:01 > 1:12:04- What? - The fire that burnt all your stuff.

1:12:04 > 1:12:08- Ask her.- No, you're just saying that because she was horrible to you.

1:12:08 > 1:12:09No.

1:12:11 > 1:12:14Liam, this is no time for lies.

1:12:14 > 1:12:17Now...look at me.

1:12:18 > 1:12:21- And think before you answer. - She told me yesterday.

1:12:21 > 1:12:23She was bragging about it, I swear.

1:12:32 > 1:12:34- There you go.- Ta.

1:12:37 > 1:12:40- Got nothing to say, then? - D'you want to know who told me?

1:12:42 > 1:12:45I know already. How do you get on with YOUR Dad?

1:12:47 > 1:12:48The real family man.

1:12:50 > 1:12:51Cor...

1:12:52 > 1:12:54See ya.

1:12:54 > 1:12:55Hang on, Michael...

1:12:57 > 1:12:58..I'm sorry.

1:12:58 > 1:13:00Good.

1:13:05 > 1:13:09- You KNEW she was coming this morning!- I HATE social workers.

1:13:09 > 1:13:13- So you want to go back in the home? - If that's how she wants to be, then let her.

1:13:13 > 1:13:15- KNOCKING - That's going to be her now. Best behaviour, right?

1:13:19 > 1:13:23- Won't take long.- Eddie, what are... - I just need a word.

1:13:24 > 1:13:28- What you got to say for yourself? - Eddie, mate, sorry, but we're expecting...

1:13:28 > 1:13:30I'm talking to her! Well?

1:13:30 > 1:13:32- Dunno what you're talking about. - You do.

1:13:32 > 1:13:35Let me guess, Liam? What's that little scrote been saying about me...

1:13:35 > 1:13:38- Hey, language.- So you admit it? - Look, what's this all about?

1:13:38 > 1:13:41- Ask her! Go on, tell her. - I ain't saying anything.

1:13:41 > 1:13:44All that stock of mine that got burned out in the Square?

1:13:44 > 1:13:47My entire business? Ask her who started the fire.

1:13:47 > 1:13:53Look, he fancies me, only I don't fancy him, so obviously, he's making up lies about me.

1:13:53 > 1:13:56I didn't hear it from him, so don't hide behind that.

1:13:56 > 1:13:58So who d'you hear it from, then?

1:13:58 > 1:14:01- Why shouldn't I go to the police? - Eddie, please,

1:14:01 > 1:14:03we've got a social worker coming in a minute...

1:14:03 > 1:14:05She don't need a social worker!

1:14:05 > 1:14:07Do you know what the penalty is for arson? Do ya?

1:14:07 > 1:14:11Please, can we do this another time, eh?

1:14:11 > 1:14:13If only for the kids, yeah?

1:14:22 > 1:14:23I'll be watching you.

1:14:32 > 1:14:35Thank you very much, darling. Have a nice day.

1:14:35 > 1:14:38Hello, there you are! I was just bringing your coffees over.

1:14:38 > 1:14:42No. You snooze, you lose. Cup of tea and a bacon roll, please.

1:14:45 > 1:14:48- Oh, Janine... - I'm sorry, who are you?

1:14:48 > 1:14:52Oh, vaguely, yes. Tanya Branning's rebound?

1:14:52 > 1:14:55Yeah, right. Listen, I hear you're looking for a house to buy round here.

1:14:55 > 1:14:59There's only one thing worse than being gossiped about - not being gossiped about.

1:14:59 > 1:15:01- Right, do you mind if I sit down? - No.

1:15:05 > 1:15:06Michael?

1:15:07 > 1:15:09Oh, blimey.

1:15:09 > 1:15:12Sorry, you'll have to give me a minute.

1:15:12 > 1:15:15My line manager dumped three new cases on my desk

1:15:15 > 1:15:19just as I was about to leave and I'm already way over my allocation.

1:15:19 > 1:15:23- Hello!- This is William and Janet.

1:15:23 > 1:15:26My kids from my first... My second marriage.

1:15:28 > 1:15:32- They already live with me, part-time.- Us.- Us. And this is...

1:15:32 > 1:15:34- Lola! Hi!- Hi.- Sit down.- Thanks.

1:15:34 > 1:15:38- Do you want a cup of tea or something?- Um...no.

1:15:38 > 1:15:42I'm fine, thanks. I've got some water in here somewhere.

1:15:42 > 1:15:45Oh, I don't know a social worker who isn't overworked.

1:15:45 > 1:15:48Listen, what I said just now about extra case loads,

1:15:48 > 1:15:50I don't think I should have mentioned that,

1:15:50 > 1:15:52so can we pretend I didn't?

1:15:52 > 1:15:54Anyway...Lola,

1:15:54 > 1:15:57whole stack of questions to get through.

1:15:57 > 1:15:59First off is accommodation.

1:15:59 > 1:16:02- This is where Lola would be living, yeah?- Yeah.

1:16:02 > 1:16:06- Yeah. We know it's not ideal, but we like it, don't we?- Yeah.

1:16:06 > 1:16:08And it's permanent, is it? This flat?

1:16:08 > 1:16:11Only I couldn't help noticing the "to let" sign outside.

1:16:11 > 1:16:13Oh, that's been up there for ages.

1:16:13 > 1:16:17We've been on at them to take it down, you know what estate agents are like.

1:16:17 > 1:16:20Well, I'll need to see a copy of the tenancy agreement at some stage,

1:16:20 > 1:16:23- but we can do that later...- OK.

1:16:23 > 1:16:25- Give Daddy a kiss.- Aw...

1:16:25 > 1:16:27Right, then.

1:16:27 > 1:16:29Next question.

1:16:29 > 1:16:31Fire away.

1:16:33 > 1:16:35So who actually did that to you?

1:16:35 > 1:16:38Don't matter. I'm leaving anyway.

1:16:40 > 1:16:42- What? - It's the story of my life, Anthony -

1:16:42 > 1:16:44arrive, make enemies, leave.

1:16:44 > 1:16:48- Yeah, but Dad knows you had nothing to do with the fire.- Does he now?

1:16:48 > 1:16:50What is the problem between you two?

1:16:50 > 1:16:53- I just don't get it.- There's so much you don't get, Anthony.

1:16:53 > 1:16:54Yeah, like what?

1:16:57 > 1:16:59Seen that?

1:16:59 > 1:17:02- So?- Turn it over.

1:17:12 > 1:17:15- What about it?- What about it? What's he told you about my mother?

1:17:15 > 1:17:18- Just that she died. - Died how?- In a car accident.

1:17:18 > 1:17:20Yeah? No.

1:17:22 > 1:17:24No. She topped herself.

1:17:27 > 1:17:28With sleeping pills

1:17:28 > 1:17:31and a big bottle of sherry.

1:17:32 > 1:17:33And I found the body.

1:17:36 > 1:17:37And I was six.

1:17:42 > 1:17:46- Why did Dad never say?- Now THAT is an excellent question, Anthony.

1:17:50 > 1:17:53How much longer are you going to be reading that?

1:17:53 > 1:17:55I preferred it when you was a drug addict.

1:17:55 > 1:17:57I love you, Mum.

1:17:57 > 1:18:00At least you weren't pretending to be something you're not.

1:18:03 > 1:18:06You know what, there's an awful lot of "begatting" going on in here.

1:18:06 > 1:18:11- That was my first mistake - begatting you.- I still love you, Mum.

1:18:11 > 1:18:16- Oh, for God's sake.- Exactly! - What?- For your sake,

1:18:16 > 1:18:20for my sake, but most of all, for God's sake.

1:18:20 > 1:18:22Give me strength.

1:18:22 > 1:18:24- All right?- Hiya.

1:18:24 > 1:18:28Where've you been? At last. She's driving me mental.

1:18:28 > 1:18:31- You wouldn't need a survey. - Have we got visitors?

1:18:31 > 1:18:34- I can dig out the one we had done. - Who's upstairs with Greg?

1:18:34 > 1:18:35You'll have to ask him.

1:18:37 > 1:18:39Hi!

1:18:41 > 1:18:43Let me see Janine out, I'll explain in a sec.

1:18:43 > 1:18:46So if you dig out that survey, that would be great.

1:18:46 > 1:18:50I'll speak to my solicitor and then, well, maybe we can discuss money.

1:18:50 > 1:18:52I'm assuming there'll be a discount for a quick sale?

1:18:52 > 1:18:57- Sorry? What sale are we... - Oh, I was particularly taken with your bedroom, Tanya.

1:18:57 > 1:19:00Floral and pink, it's very... Very you.

1:19:00 > 1:19:02- Hey, I'll be in touch.- Yeah.

1:19:06 > 1:19:09- Am I hearing right? - Before you start,

1:19:09 > 1:19:12- this is me asserting myself.- Sorry?

1:19:12 > 1:19:16- I want us to move house. - What?- You want the truth?

1:19:16 > 1:19:19OK. I never wanted to come here in the first place.

1:19:19 > 1:19:21I just went along with it to keep you sweet.

1:19:21 > 1:19:24Just like I go along with everything to keep you sweet.

1:19:24 > 1:19:29Well, enough. First your sister, then her. I've had it.

1:19:30 > 1:19:34I want to live in a place that belongs to me as much as it belongs to you.

1:19:34 > 1:19:36Where we can make decisions TOGETHER.

1:19:36 > 1:19:39Where we can raise our baby together.

1:19:39 > 1:19:41(Is it Mum and Rainie, is that the problem?)

1:19:41 > 1:19:43We never spend enough time alone.

1:19:43 > 1:19:44(I'll get rid of them.)

1:19:49 > 1:19:51You just don't understand.

1:19:52 > 1:19:55I do. Oh, I do.

1:19:56 > 1:19:59Greg, I do understand, I...

1:19:59 > 1:20:03I haven't been thinking of you and I'm sorry, I am.

1:20:04 > 1:20:07But let's not rush into anything, eh?

1:20:07 > 1:20:13Look, I'll get rid of Mum and Rainie and then we can take it from there.

1:20:13 > 1:20:15I love you.

1:20:15 > 1:20:18Oh, come here, I'm sorry.

1:20:20 > 1:20:21< Get a job, girl!

1:20:22 > 1:20:25Michael barely knew his mother. He was too young.

1:20:25 > 1:20:29He's put her up on a pedestal and that's where he wants to keep her.

1:20:29 > 1:20:31Yeah, but why did you never tell us?

1:20:31 > 1:20:37- Look, can we have this conversation some other time? I've got invoices...- No. No, Dad.

1:20:37 > 1:20:39I need to know why you never told us.

1:20:41 > 1:20:43All right, you want to know?

1:20:45 > 1:20:49Because it was the most painful and difficult period

1:20:49 > 1:20:53in my entire life and talking about it still hurts.

1:20:53 > 1:20:57- Does Michael know that? - I've tried to talk to him about it, but all I get is abuse.

1:20:57 > 1:21:01- So what am I supposed to do? - I think he'll listen now. - Why do you say that?

1:21:01 > 1:21:07- I've persuaded him to meet you in the pub this lunchtime.- What? - For all our sakes. Please, Dad.

1:21:11 > 1:21:15- Right, I think we're just about done.- And?

1:21:15 > 1:21:19All I can do is prepare my report, the actual decision will be made elsewhere.

1:21:19 > 1:21:23- But they're going to read what you've written, aren't they? - Well, yeah, of course.

1:21:23 > 1:21:27- So? - Look, I can't make any guarantees,

1:21:27 > 1:21:33but strictly off the record and assuming that everything you've told me is true...

1:21:33 > 1:21:35RATTLING

1:21:36 > 1:21:38KNOCKING

1:21:40 > 1:21:44- Aren't you going to answer that? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:21:44 > 1:21:46Won't be a minute.

1:21:54 > 1:21:56Who the hell are you?

1:22:05 > 1:22:07Let me get you a drink.

1:22:07 > 1:22:11Is that a good idea, considering what happened last time?

1:22:11 > 1:22:15- Just look at it as a gesture, yeah. - I appreciate that, but no, thanks.

1:22:16 > 1:22:18I actually came in here looking for your old man.

1:22:18 > 1:22:20And why would you want to do that?

1:22:20 > 1:22:22Because I don't like being made a monkey of.

1:22:22 > 1:22:25If you want to make a gesture, don't say anything.

1:22:26 > 1:22:29- Why's that?- Why? Cos I'm going to get him, my way.

1:22:29 > 1:22:31And how are you going to do that?

1:22:31 > 1:22:34Oh, it's going to be good. Don't get me wrong, because I love you,

1:22:34 > 1:22:39but I don't really go a bundle on this modus operandi of yours. All that fisticuffs stuff.

1:22:39 > 1:22:41It's all a bit trite, know what I mean?

1:22:41 > 1:22:43Not very sophisticated.

1:22:43 > 1:22:46So what are you going to do?

1:22:46 > 1:22:49Stick around, he'll be here in a minute.

1:22:49 > 1:22:51Watch and learn. All will be taken care of.

1:23:03 > 1:23:06The thing you've got to understand about Greg is he's, you know,

1:23:06 > 1:23:09happy-go-lucky all the time, and wants a quiet life,

1:23:09 > 1:23:13wants to please and then something happens and he just goes off on one.

1:23:13 > 1:23:17Men are like dogs, if they're not properly house-trained they poo all over the carpet.

1:23:19 > 1:23:22- So anyway, the thing is... - He wants us out.

1:23:22 > 1:23:25Well, he's talking about moving. That's not going to happen

1:23:25 > 1:23:29cos I've only just got this place the way I want it, I'm not going anywhere.

1:23:29 > 1:23:31Just say it, Tan. You want us both to leave.

1:23:31 > 1:23:34- Out on the streets. - No, no, that's my whole point.

1:23:34 > 1:23:37You're family, right? There's no way I'm going to kick you out.

1:23:37 > 1:23:42Look, I can handle Greg, yeah? But for now, please, will you just...

1:23:42 > 1:23:47Just be nice to him, you know. Stay out of his way. And look interested when he talks and that.

1:23:47 > 1:23:49You're asking the impossible now, girl.

1:23:49 > 1:23:51Mum, please. Will you just try?

1:23:54 > 1:23:58I am so sorry about that, massive misunderstanding.

1:23:58 > 1:24:01Amount of hassle I've had with them estate agents.

1:24:01 > 1:24:05- I'll have a word with their managing director. - Well, I hope you get it sorted out.

1:24:05 > 1:24:08The welfare of my kids, that's what comes first.

1:24:08 > 1:24:11There ain't no way I'm going to see them go homeless.

1:24:11 > 1:24:12I'll be in touch.

1:24:12 > 1:24:16Annie, you know Julie and me was both in care?

1:24:16 > 1:24:21So we know what it's like. That's what this is all about.

1:24:21 > 1:24:23Do you understand?

1:24:24 > 1:24:28- I'm going to do my very best for you all.- Thank you.

1:24:33 > 1:24:34It's just a mess, innit?

1:24:36 > 1:24:39And that's my fault. I hold my hands up.

1:24:39 > 1:24:41See Tyler?

1:24:41 > 1:24:44That was me when I was his age.

1:24:44 > 1:24:46Took a lot of work to change.

1:24:46 > 1:24:49Still a struggle.

1:24:49 > 1:24:52I still screw up over and over, but...

1:24:52 > 1:24:56a lot of the screw-ups have been to do with you.

1:24:56 > 1:25:00No-one knows more than me how I've let you down.

1:25:02 > 1:25:04So what are you saying?

1:25:06 > 1:25:09Anthony says you're thinking of moving on.

1:25:09 > 1:25:10If you do that...

1:25:12 > 1:25:14..we're going to miss this chance.

1:25:14 > 1:25:16Our best chance.

1:25:17 > 1:25:19Of what?

1:25:19 > 1:25:21Working things through.

1:25:22 > 1:25:24Healing the wounds.

1:25:28 > 1:25:31Becoming a proper father and son.

1:25:40 > 1:25:42Say you'll stay.

1:25:49 > 1:25:51I love you, son.

1:25:56 > 1:25:58I love you, too, Dad.

1:26:03 > 1:26:05I can't find my keys anywhere.

1:26:06 > 1:26:10- Will you help me look for them? - What do you need keys for?

1:26:10 > 1:26:13- It ain't like I'm going anywhere. - If you'd gone up for that job...

1:26:13 > 1:26:16- Will you stop going on about that?! - What's eating you?

1:26:16 > 1:26:18You can be in a bad mood when you want. Why can't I?

1:26:18 > 1:26:20What are you in a bad mood about?

1:26:20 > 1:26:22We're never going to pass that assessment.

1:26:22 > 1:26:25After that rubbish with the estate agent yesterday.

1:26:25 > 1:26:28That's not such a bad thing. Do you want to live with a pyromaniac?

1:26:28 > 1:26:30Why do you automatically think she's guilty?

1:26:30 > 1:26:34You have got an amazing capacity to fool yourself, do you know that?

1:26:34 > 1:26:36Can you stand up, please?

1:26:38 > 1:26:40Oh! Bingo!

1:26:41 > 1:26:45- What are you still doing here? You should be at work!- I can't face it.

1:26:45 > 1:26:49- What?- Look, I had a bit of a do last night.

1:26:49 > 1:26:53Do you think I want to clean toilets? I do it because I have to.

1:26:53 > 1:26:55Lots of people do things because they have to.

1:26:55 > 1:26:59Now either you get yourself back in that cafe or I'll take you straight back to that care home.

1:26:59 > 1:27:02- Do you understand me? - All right! Fine.

1:27:02 > 1:27:03Billy?

1:27:03 > 1:27:05I can't cope with this.

1:27:06 > 1:27:08Oh. I wonder where she gets it from(!)

1:27:10 > 1:27:13Why is she always in a bad mood?

1:27:17 > 1:27:20What's the matter with you anyways? Forget it, you're no fun.

1:27:20 > 1:27:24No, no. I don't want the telly on. Leave that where it is.

1:27:24 > 1:27:27All right! I'll go to work.

1:27:33 > 1:27:34What are you doing here?

1:27:34 > 1:27:39Rainie and Nan are staying and Dad's out all day. Where else would I be?

1:27:39 > 1:27:42What's so fascinating out there anyway?

1:27:44 > 1:27:45Oh, I see!

1:27:47 > 1:27:49What's that supposed to mean?

1:27:49 > 1:27:51Nothing.

1:27:56 > 1:27:59You've got a dishwasher. How hard is it to load up a dishwasher?

1:27:59 > 1:28:01Don't blame me. Blame the boys. This is their mess.

1:28:01 > 1:28:03Not a chance.

1:28:03 > 1:28:05- Don't start, Jean. - I said I'd give you a hand.

1:28:05 > 1:28:08If they want to live in a pig sty, that's up to them.

1:28:08 > 1:28:12I'm going to do downstairs and if you want to sack me, I don't give a damn.

1:28:14 > 1:28:15She sounds happy.

1:28:17 > 1:28:19You've got a letter.

1:28:19 > 1:28:20Oh, thanks.

1:28:21 > 1:28:23You all right?

1:28:23 > 1:28:26Can't have you upset. You're my special girl.

1:28:28 > 1:28:30Anything interesting?

1:28:30 > 1:28:33Actually, if you don't mind, Jeanie, I'd like to read this in private.

1:28:33 > 1:28:36Oh, yeah. Course.

1:28:44 > 1:28:47- Both of you, get up. Come on. Get up!- Get off me!- Get up!

1:28:47 > 1:28:48- You touch me again... - What you going to do?

1:28:48 > 1:28:51Ooh, you can't do anything, little boy, can you?

1:28:51 > 1:28:55I'm going to clean the men's toilets. When I get back, I want this place clean! Is that clear?

1:28:55 > 1:29:00- Silly cow.- What did you just say? - He didn't mean it.- Yes, I did.

1:29:00 > 1:29:03Don't take me on, little boy. I've taken on bigger men than you and I've won.

1:29:03 > 1:29:05Now get up!

1:29:05 > 1:29:08Do as the lady says, yeah? Show a bit of respect.

1:29:08 > 1:29:11- You didn't need to do that.- I didn't do it for you. I did it for them.

1:29:11 > 1:29:13Is Alfie about?

1:29:13 > 1:29:16- No, he's not back till Tuesday. - Oh, well, it weren't important.

1:29:16 > 1:29:19You two, if you've got any sense, you'll behave yourselves.

1:29:19 > 1:29:23- Cos even I'm scared of her. See you later.- See you later.

1:29:24 > 1:29:27If she's paid to clean, that's what she should do.

1:29:27 > 1:29:28Are you going to tell her?

1:29:28 > 1:29:31Well, I'm more worried about what Kat and Alfie'll say

1:29:31 > 1:29:34if they get back Tuesday and there's still no furniture.

1:29:34 > 1:29:36If Eddie says it'll be back, it'll be back!

1:29:36 > 1:29:40Ooh, Eddie's such a nice man, isn't he(?)

1:29:40 > 1:29:42Eddie's such a handsome man.

1:29:42 > 1:29:45You're wasting your breath. I am not going to rise to it.

1:29:45 > 1:29:47Ooh, is she going a little bit red?

1:29:47 > 1:29:49Will you shut up, please?

1:29:49 > 1:29:52Actually, I might have the answer to Julie's problem.

1:29:52 > 1:29:54- Yeah, what? - I'm going to have a word with Eddie.

1:29:54 > 1:29:56In private. Just me and him.

1:29:56 > 1:29:58And I may be some time.

1:30:02 > 1:30:03Young man.

1:30:03 > 1:30:04Young lady?

1:30:04 > 1:30:08You owe me after what you did to Mad Dog.

1:30:08 > 1:30:11So I've got a proposition I want to put to you.

1:30:11 > 1:30:13I'm in need of sanctuary.

1:30:13 > 1:30:17- Do you mind?- How come?- Your nan's come to stay. Need I say more?

1:30:17 > 1:30:19She's not only driving me mad, but Greg too.

1:30:19 > 1:30:21Cos he's too much of a wuss to say anything,

1:30:21 > 1:30:24he's taking it out on me, so I'm being driven doubly mad.

1:30:24 > 1:30:28I'll just stay for a couple of hours, be as quiet as a mouse. Ooh.

1:30:28 > 1:30:30You chosen to escape too?

1:30:33 > 1:30:36I think it's a case of lovesickness.

1:30:36 > 1:30:38Pack it in, Abi, and grow up, please.

1:30:40 > 1:30:42I'm going to get dressed. Have fun.

1:30:42 > 1:30:47I'm just going to sit here and... and read.

1:30:47 > 1:30:50Since when?

1:30:50 > 1:30:51Dot give it me.

1:30:51 > 1:30:54Right, listen to this, right,

1:30:54 > 1:30:58"Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth

1:30:58 > 1:31:01"for thy love is better than wine.

1:31:01 > 1:31:07"Because of the savour of thy good ointments, thy name is as ointment

1:31:07 > 1:31:12"poured forth, therefore, do the virgins love thee."

1:31:14 > 1:31:18As you can see, all new units. Appliances, top notch.

1:31:18 > 1:31:20Which lorry did they fall off?

1:31:20 > 1:31:24This from a dodgy antiques dealer? I love it.

1:31:24 > 1:31:25How much money are we talking?

1:31:25 > 1:31:28Wait till you see the master bedroom. It's like a harem.

1:31:28 > 1:31:33Mo, if we're not there or thereabouts, there's no point in me seeing the rest. How much?

1:31:33 > 1:31:38What you have to understand is, the Olympics are only a year away and the market has to reflect that.

1:31:38 > 1:31:42Well, stop with all that estate agent cobblers - how much?

1:31:42 > 1:31:44- Two and a half grand a month.- What?!

1:31:44 > 1:31:48Well, as it's you, I'll slit me throat and we'll call it two grand.

1:31:48 > 1:31:50This is a council house and you're illegally subletting.

1:31:50 > 1:31:56- Who told you that?- Let's stick to 1,500 and I'll throw in a promise to keep my mouth shut.

1:31:56 > 1:31:58I don't go a bundle on a grass.

1:31:58 > 1:32:011,500, that's my last offer.

1:32:03 > 1:32:05A month's deposit and you take care of all the bills.

1:32:05 > 1:32:08Gas and electric me,

1:32:08 > 1:32:10council tax you.

1:32:10 > 1:32:13You really are an antiques dealer, ain't you?

1:32:14 > 1:32:17Let's have a look upstairs.

1:32:19 > 1:32:25"My beloved is unto me as a cluster of camphor in the vineyards of En-gedi."

1:32:25 > 1:32:29I feel like I could have a cold shower now!

1:32:29 > 1:32:31Who would have this sort of stuff in the bible?

1:32:31 > 1:32:35I've never had a bloke make me feel that good! You?

1:32:35 > 1:32:37OK, you're fishing.

1:32:37 > 1:32:39So I'm fishing.

1:32:42 > 1:32:44Have you been speaking to Abi?

1:32:44 > 1:32:46When would I have done that?

1:32:48 > 1:32:49I can't stop thinking about him.

1:32:49 > 1:32:55- I wish I didn't, but I do. - Does he feel the same way?

1:32:57 > 1:33:00Well, sometimes I think he does.

1:33:00 > 1:33:03And then it's like he couldn't give a damn.

1:33:03 > 1:33:06He's got you right where he wants you, hasn't he?

1:33:06 > 1:33:09That's supposing he wants me at all.

1:33:09 > 1:33:12I know it's stupid, but I can't help it.

1:33:12 > 1:33:13Why stupid?

1:33:13 > 1:33:16Lauren?

1:33:19 > 1:33:23He's a brother of one of my mates.

1:33:23 > 1:33:26- Is that the end of the world? - She would go nuts if she knew.

1:33:26 > 1:33:27Maybe that's her problem.

1:33:30 > 1:33:32It's not just any old mate.

1:33:33 > 1:33:35Is this someone that I know?

1:33:38 > 1:33:40- I don't want to say.- OK, fair enough.

1:33:45 > 1:33:46It's Ryan Malloy.

1:33:46 > 1:33:48Do you know him?

1:33:50 > 1:33:51Why you looking like that for?

1:33:55 > 1:33:56How well do you know this Ryan?

1:33:56 > 1:33:59Pretty well. Why, what are you saying?

1:33:59 > 1:34:03Did you hear about me winding up in the gutter the other night?

1:34:03 > 1:34:06- What about it? - Do you know who sold me the gear?

1:34:09 > 1:34:10He's a dealer, Lauren.

1:34:13 > 1:34:15- Are you lying to me? - Why would I do that?

1:34:19 > 1:34:21Listen, I'm not going to tell you what you should do.

1:34:21 > 1:34:25All I know is I've lost so many years to one drug or another.

1:34:25 > 1:34:27It was a bloke very much like Ryan Malloy

1:34:27 > 1:34:29that got me started on the heroin.

1:34:29 > 1:34:30That's all I'm saying.

1:34:30 > 1:34:33Don't turn round later and say that no-one warned you.

1:34:36 > 1:34:38You have to knock this on the head, Lauren.

1:34:38 > 1:34:41Yeah, I know. And I would.

1:34:41 > 1:34:44But every time he looks at me...

1:34:46 > 1:34:47Poor you.

1:34:50 > 1:34:53Listen...

1:34:53 > 1:34:57I've forgotten... I've got to go and pick something up from the chemist

1:34:57 > 1:35:00for your nan. She'll kill me if I forget.

1:35:02 > 1:35:04You going to be all right?

1:35:07 > 1:35:09It ain't worth it, Lauren.

1:35:10 > 1:35:11They never are.

1:35:21 > 1:35:24Julie. Julie!

1:35:31 > 1:35:33100% silk!

1:35:33 > 1:35:35Hand wash only.

1:35:35 > 1:35:37- Can you believe it? - What are you talking about?

1:35:37 > 1:35:40Eddie Moon wears silk underpants!

1:35:40 > 1:35:44- I found them in his bedroom and there's three more pairs in his washing basket.- Oh, Jean...

1:35:44 > 1:35:47He is such a surprising man, don't you think?

1:35:47 > 1:35:50- Why, because he wears silk trolleys? - How much must they have cost?- What?!

1:35:53 > 1:35:57Do you think it would be really wicked of me

1:35:57 > 1:36:01to find out about this letter?

1:36:01 > 1:36:03I mean, Wolver Court...

1:36:03 > 1:36:05Yes, I do! I do. Put it back.

1:36:05 > 1:36:07It's just...

1:36:07 > 1:36:09I'd love to know more about his life.

1:36:09 > 1:36:12You know, where he's been, what he's done.

1:36:12 > 1:36:16I think he's an absolutely fascinating man. Don't you?

1:36:16 > 1:36:18No. Not really. Right, I've gotta get on, Jean.

1:36:18 > 1:36:21- MO:- Obviously, it's furnished, but if you've got

1:36:21 > 1:36:24stuff you need fetching across, I can always get you a van.

1:36:24 > 1:36:28No, it's all right, Mo, I've got my own pick-up, I can take care of that.

1:36:28 > 1:36:31- Guess what?- What? - All your troubles are over.

1:36:31 > 1:36:34Eddie and his boys are moving in my old place on Monday.

1:36:34 > 1:36:35Monday, you say?

1:36:35 > 1:36:39Sadly, that's not going to end all my troubles, but thank you. I will get on now.

1:36:39 > 1:36:43- If I can raise the deposit. - Schmoozer like you? You'll have it by lunch time!

1:36:43 > 1:36:46- We'll miss you.- Julie won't. Right, I'm going to make some coffee.

1:36:46 > 1:36:48Who wants one?

1:36:49 > 1:36:51Has somebody moved this?

1:36:51 > 1:36:54I started tidying up in here, so it might have been me.

1:36:55 > 1:36:57- OK. - I'm going to go and do the bedrooms.

1:36:57 > 1:36:59So you don't want a coffee, then?

1:36:59 > 1:37:01No! Thank you.

1:37:16 > 1:37:18How's it going?

1:37:18 > 1:37:20How's what going?

1:37:20 > 1:37:21Your old man. The plan.

1:37:21 > 1:37:23Whatever it is.

1:37:25 > 1:37:28- He's knocking on a bit, but he's still useful.- Big Andy?

1:37:28 > 1:37:30Yeah, he used to be a pro.

1:37:30 > 1:37:32Came to within two fights of the title back in the '90s.

1:37:34 > 1:37:36Why, what are you thinking?

1:37:45 > 1:37:47Don't even think about it.

1:37:47 > 1:37:50What you writing down? What you writing down?!

1:37:50 > 1:37:51Is there a problem?

1:37:51 > 1:37:54- Yeah, I want to know what he's writing down!- Give that back!

1:37:54 > 1:37:57- Get off me! Get off me!- Listen, Tyler, calm down, and I mean it.

1:37:59 > 1:38:01- What's the problem this time? - Same old and same old.

1:38:01 > 1:38:06I'm sorry. As I explained yesterday, he can be a bit hot-headed.

1:38:06 > 1:38:09- He's all right now.- I'm going back to my office to write up a report.

1:38:09 > 1:38:12All he needs is a bit of love and understanding.

1:38:12 > 1:38:14A lead and a muzzle, more like.

1:38:14 > 1:38:20- This is your way of looking out for him, is it?- Dad, I was inside. I didn't even see.- What were you doing?

1:38:20 > 1:38:25You realise that he's probably going to go to the police now, do you? You're an idiot!

1:38:25 > 1:38:28Take him down the caff while I try and sort this out.

1:38:28 > 1:38:30And by the way...

1:38:30 > 1:38:32I've found us somewhere to live.

1:38:32 > 1:38:35Assuming Tyler can stay out of Pentonville.

1:38:41 > 1:38:44- Hey, Ryan.- Not now. I'm busy.

1:38:49 > 1:38:53- What is the problem with giving me the combination to the safe? - Why do you need to know?

1:38:53 > 1:38:57- Because it's my club as well! - So?- I've got a right to know.

1:38:57 > 1:39:00What for? It's not like you're the one that goes to the bank.

1:39:00 > 1:39:03No, but it would be a sign that we trust each another.

1:39:03 > 1:39:06Well, you clearly don't trust me, so why should I trust you?

1:39:06 > 1:39:10- Phil. Oh.- Is it important?

1:39:10 > 1:39:12I'll wait outside.

1:39:15 > 1:39:18- What's he doing here? - I told you. He works here.

1:39:19 > 1:39:21Phil, what's in the safe?

1:39:21 > 1:39:22What do you mean "what's in the safe?"

1:39:23 > 1:39:25Just open it now. I want to see.

1:39:25 > 1:39:27I'm getting bored with this.

1:39:27 > 1:39:28PHONE RINGS

1:39:28 > 1:39:31Hello, mate. How you doing?

1:39:35 > 1:39:37What are you doing in here?

1:39:37 > 1:39:40What did I say to you last week? Stay away from my niece.

1:39:40 > 1:39:42- What?- Lauren. I've told her all about you.

1:39:42 > 1:39:44- You've done what? - Oh, yeah, she knows. So back off.

1:39:44 > 1:39:46What do you mean "back off"? Oi!

1:39:46 > 1:39:49- Back off from what?- Before she goes and tells your sister.

1:39:50 > 1:39:53- What's she said?- Just stay away.

1:40:00 > 1:40:02How was work?

1:40:02 > 1:40:04I feel so let down by you.

1:40:04 > 1:40:08- Why?- Where were you when I needed back-up this morning?- Sorry?

1:40:08 > 1:40:10I'm so sick of being the bad cop.

1:40:10 > 1:40:12When I tell her something, I expect you to be there for me.

1:40:12 > 1:40:16- She went to work in the end, didn't she?- That's not the point, is it?

1:40:16 > 1:40:17I can't do this by myself.

1:40:17 > 1:40:21We let her get away with things, it gives her the right to do it again.

1:40:21 > 1:40:24Think about what you was like when you was her age.

1:40:24 > 1:40:26Exactly! I needed a firm hand.

1:40:26 > 1:40:29I didn't get one, though, did I? It's not going to work.

1:40:29 > 1:40:31How about if I go down the caff, have a word with her?

1:40:31 > 1:40:35- Yeah, that'd be a start, wouldn't it?- OK, I'll do that, then.

1:40:41 > 1:40:44If anything, he's getting worse.

1:40:44 > 1:40:46One of these days he's going to hurt someone.

1:40:46 > 1:40:49It's funny, cos he was what I was going to speak to you about.

1:40:49 > 1:40:52I've had this idea. Where he can, I don't know, sort himself out.

1:40:52 > 1:40:55- You know, bit of an outlet.- What?

1:40:55 > 1:40:59- Are you not wanting anything? - No. No, you're all right.

1:40:59 > 1:41:01- Oi, chuckles.- What? - I'll tell you outside.

1:41:03 > 1:41:06- All right?- Yeah. I suppose so.

1:41:06 > 1:41:10So when are we going to do it, then? For real this time.

1:41:10 > 1:41:12Your face!

1:41:12 > 1:41:14Well?

1:41:14 > 1:41:17- I'm meeting Abi in here in a minute. - I won't tell if you don't.

1:41:17 > 1:41:19I've never known a bloke to turn it down

1:41:19 > 1:41:21when it's given to him on a plate.

1:41:21 > 1:41:23Just let me know when, eh?

1:41:26 > 1:41:29What were you just saying to him?

1:41:29 > 1:41:31- Ask him.- No, I'm asking you.

1:41:31 > 1:41:33Never expect a bloke to be faithful, sweetheart.

1:41:33 > 1:41:36- Just ain't in their nature.- Yeah, all right. Leave her alone now, eh?

1:41:36 > 1:41:40- Don't act like you weren't up for it, yeah?- You are such a tart.

1:41:40 > 1:41:41- Go on, then. Hit me!- Lola?

1:41:50 > 1:41:54- Thanks.- For what?

1:41:54 > 1:41:56For letting me in. Seeing me.

1:41:57 > 1:41:59I know you've spoken to Rainie.

1:42:00 > 1:42:01Yeah, and?

1:42:01 > 1:42:04I don't like myself.

1:42:04 > 1:42:07Well, I don't like you either, so that makes two of us.

1:42:09 > 1:42:11OK.

1:42:11 > 1:42:13Right, then, so now you know, don't you?

1:42:13 > 1:42:14Yeah, I'm bad news.

1:42:16 > 1:42:21- So you admit it, then? - I'm not going to stand there calling Rainie a liar, Lauren, so, you know.

1:42:23 > 1:42:25I need help.

1:42:25 > 1:42:27Well, you don't think I can't see right through you?

1:42:30 > 1:42:32What is so funny?!

1:42:32 > 1:42:36Nothing. Dunno. This. All them times you were throwing yourself at me

1:42:36 > 1:42:38and I don't want to know. And now, my brain...

1:42:38 > 1:42:40What? I'm suddenly irresistible?

1:42:40 > 1:42:43- Give me a break.- Give me a break.

1:42:43 > 1:42:45More of a challenge. Maybe that's the one, yeah?

1:42:47 > 1:42:51You're not just worried that I might tell Whitney what you've been up to?

1:42:51 > 1:42:54Maybe you SHOULD tell her. Tell someone, because I can't go on like this!

1:42:54 > 1:42:56Then stop, Ryan!

1:42:56 > 1:42:59- It can't be that hard.- No. It can't.

1:42:59 > 1:43:01But, you don't know what kind of mess I'm in.

1:43:03 > 1:43:06- Like what?- Doesn't matter.

1:43:06 > 1:43:10If you're in trouble, Ryan, then...

1:43:10 > 1:43:14- you might deserve it. - Yeah, I might deserve it.

1:43:14 > 1:43:17So then, why don't you go and tell Whitney then?

1:43:17 > 1:43:20Cos I wouldn't blame you, honestly I wouldn't.

1:43:22 > 1:43:26What are you looking at me like that for?

1:43:26 > 1:43:30Because I can't believe what a mess I've made of my life.

1:43:30 > 1:43:32PHONE RINGS

1:43:36 > 1:43:39Got to answer it, haven't you?

1:43:39 > 1:43:40What? Phil, what do you want?

1:43:40 > 1:43:43What happened to you? Come back here now.

1:43:46 > 1:43:48Is that the trouble you're in? Phil Mitchell?

1:43:51 > 1:43:52Are you going to tell Whitney?

1:43:52 > 1:43:54I'll see you later.

1:44:22 > 1:44:26Is this really a good idea, Michael? You know what Ty can be like.

1:44:26 > 1:44:28Yeah, well, we'll find out, won't we?

1:44:30 > 1:44:33Actually, go and get the old man. He should see this.

1:44:36 > 1:44:37What are you up to?

1:44:40 > 1:44:42It's called channelling aggression, Jack.

1:44:42 > 1:44:44You should try it sometime.

1:44:52 > 1:44:56Mr Lister, you seem like a reasonable man.

1:44:56 > 1:44:59I'm sure we can come to some kind of arrangement.

1:44:59 > 1:45:03- Are you trying to bribe me? - Well, it worked before. I mean, come on. Give me a break.

1:45:03 > 1:45:05I'm trying to sort the lad out.

1:45:05 > 1:45:09Look, what about I give you another 20 and we forget all about it, yeah?

1:45:11 > 1:45:14Dad. Dad, you gotta come now.

1:45:14 > 1:45:16Thank you.

1:45:22 > 1:45:25- So where is she now?- I don't know. - It's not going to work, is it?

1:45:25 > 1:45:28I tried my best! I did what you wanted, all right?

1:45:28 > 1:45:29PHONE RINGS

1:45:29 > 1:45:30Hello?

1:45:30 > 1:45:35Oh! Hello, Annie. Sorry, I didn't expect to hear back from you so soon.

1:45:36 > 1:45:40Yeah? Yeah?

1:45:40 > 1:45:42You're kidding?

1:45:43 > 1:45:45I don't know what to say.

1:45:45 > 1:45:48That is so nice of you. I really appreciate it.

1:45:48 > 1:45:51OK. I'll speak to you then.

1:45:51 > 1:45:55- What?- We've only gone and passed!

1:45:55 > 1:45:57So we don't have to do anything else, then?

1:45:57 > 1:46:00We're OK to go ahead, subject to paperwork.

1:46:00 > 1:46:03- And what does that mean? - Forms and stuff, I suppose.

1:46:03 > 1:46:05They'll want to see a tenancy agreement, Billy.

1:46:05 > 1:46:07We don't have one because we're squatting.

1:46:07 > 1:46:11- We'll sort that out, no problem. - How are we going to do that?- Dunno.

1:46:11 > 1:46:15You've always got to turn good news into bad, eh? Come on, Julie!

1:46:15 > 1:46:20- This is going to be our proper family home!- Brilliant.

1:46:20 > 1:46:22Now all we need is a proper family.

1:46:33 > 1:46:35Stop. Stop!

1:46:35 > 1:46:37And box.

1:46:39 > 1:46:41I don't like the look of this.

1:46:41 > 1:46:44He's got the strength and the aggression,

1:46:44 > 1:46:46he just needs to focus on his technique.

1:46:48 > 1:46:52I know what Tyler's like when he loses it. He ain't going to worry about no Queensbury rules.

1:46:52 > 1:46:55No, Tyler, get your head up. Up!

1:46:55 > 1:46:58- Use your speed. Come on. - Come on, Ty.

1:47:01 > 1:47:04Did you see that? What a punch, Tyler! Go on, son!

1:47:04 > 1:47:06- That's what I'm talking about. - I'm going to stop it there.

1:47:06 > 1:47:08Someone's going to get hurt. We don't want that.

1:47:08 > 1:47:12- Did you see that? - Well done, son! Well done!

1:47:21 > 1:47:22Who'd have thought?

1:47:33 > 1:47:39- Oh.- Yeah indeed. "Oh." You here by yourself, are you?

1:47:39 > 1:47:42Phil's not here. He's taken Shirley out shopping.

1:47:42 > 1:47:44Oh, has he? Oh, right, what, on the proceeds?

1:47:44 > 1:47:46What are you talking about?

1:47:46 > 1:47:49You're in on it together, aren't you?

1:47:50 > 1:47:53- What are you talking about? - Ryan, come on,

1:47:53 > 1:47:56- if you're going to lie, at least make a better stab of it!- Yeah.

1:47:56 > 1:47:59I thought you were a good bloke. You're a skank!

1:47:59 > 1:48:02You know what, it ain't just about Phil, is it?

1:48:02 > 1:48:04Cos I've got a daughter and I miss her!

1:48:04 > 1:48:08Right, and selling smack is going to solve that how, huh?

1:48:10 > 1:48:13What will your little sister say?

1:48:25 > 1:48:27She's a slapper, all right. What am I supposed to do?

1:48:29 > 1:48:31I'm sticking a mini-pizza in the microwave. Do you want one?

1:48:31 > 1:48:35- Yeah, cheers, I'll have one.- Right, go through there, I'll bring it in.

1:48:35 > 1:48:38Oh! Still a case of love sickness, is it?

1:48:38 > 1:48:41What would you know about it, Abi? You're just a kid.

1:48:48 > 1:48:51- It's open!- All right?

1:48:51 > 1:48:56Where are you going? You're taking Shirley shopping, aren't you?

1:48:56 > 1:48:59- How'd you hear about that? - Because I just spoke to Ryan.

1:48:59 > 1:49:02Mr Wideboy and his squeeze. What are you going to get her?

1:49:02 > 1:49:07- I don't think that's your business. - It is if it's paid for with drugs money.

1:49:07 > 1:49:10Like I said, I just spoke to Ryan.

1:49:10 > 1:49:12Get busted - I don't care. But don't do it in my club.

1:49:12 > 1:49:17- I ain't having this conversation. - Does Shirley know what you're doing?

1:49:18 > 1:49:19Is that a threat?

1:49:20 > 1:49:21Maybe.

1:49:21 > 1:49:25Well, here's one back. You threaten me and there'll be regrets.

1:49:27 > 1:49:29Right, all that stuff about family...

1:49:29 > 1:49:31That depends upon you behaving like family.

1:49:31 > 1:49:34Are we clear?

1:49:37 > 1:49:39Whitney? Are you there?

1:49:39 > 1:49:42She's not in. I'm waiting for her an' all.

1:49:48 > 1:49:50What, you've decided to tell her?

1:49:51 > 1:49:52I didn't say that.

1:49:59 > 1:50:02OK, Ryan, you're really starting to worry me now.

1:50:03 > 1:50:07Don't be nice to me, all right? Please.

1:50:08 > 1:50:10Don't be nice to me.

1:50:10 > 1:50:11Come here.

1:50:13 > 1:50:15Someone's going to see, ain't they?

1:50:16 > 1:50:18Well, we can always go somewhere else.

1:50:21 > 1:50:22What, like mine?

1:50:25 > 1:50:26Are you sure?

1:50:29 > 1:50:32I thought you were waiting for Whitney.

1:50:32 > 1:50:34Doesn't matter now.

1:50:34 > 1:50:35What do you mean?

1:50:37 > 1:50:39I mean, it doesn't matter now.

1:50:54 > 1:50:58- The kid's got strength. - What did he say? "It was like being hit by a train."

1:50:58 > 1:51:00To Walford's next World Champion -

1:51:00 > 1:51:01Tyler Moon!

1:51:01 > 1:51:07Eddie, message from Jean. She wants to see you upstairs.

1:51:07 > 1:51:08Ooh!

1:51:09 > 1:51:13- What's that about, then?- Dunno. Have you got that deposit together yet?

1:51:13 > 1:51:14Fingers crossed by Monday.

1:51:14 > 1:51:18I hope so. No deposit, no house.

1:51:18 > 1:51:22- You want money, there's your man. Right training, right management... - I could do it, Dad.

1:51:22 > 1:51:24I was so fired up. I'm telling you, this is what I was meant to do.

1:51:24 > 1:51:27The sky's the limit, you could go all the way.

1:51:27 > 1:51:29Yeah, maybe.

1:51:31 > 1:51:34- She's upstairs you say?- Yeah.

1:51:36 > 1:51:40Just imagine, your name in lights. Fighting in Vegas, baby.

1:51:40 > 1:51:42It'd be bananas, man. Crazy.

1:51:42 > 1:51:45Excuse me.

1:51:51 > 1:51:53- Cheers, Andy.- Cheers.

1:51:53 > 1:51:56Who'd've thought a shrimp like that could deck a guy like you?

1:51:56 > 1:51:59Miracle. I'm just going for a Jimmy Riddle.

1:52:08 > 1:52:10- It was the left hand, weren't it? - Yeah.

1:52:21 > 1:52:25Jeanie. Mo said you wanted to see me.

1:52:25 > 1:52:31- Ta-da! I've done all your washing and ironing.- Oh, that's brilliant. Thank you. Thank you.

1:52:31 > 1:52:34So is that it? Is that why you wanted to see me?

1:52:35 > 1:52:39- I know your little secret!- Sorry?

1:52:39 > 1:52:42Oh, it's all right, you don't need to look like that. I won't tell a soul.

1:52:42 > 1:52:44- You read my letter?- What letter?

1:52:44 > 1:52:47You know damned well what letter. I left it there on the side.

1:52:47 > 1:52:50- I didn't! - How dare you?! You have no right!

1:52:50 > 1:52:56Don't you ever, ever mention this to a soul, do you understand me? Never.

1:53:06 > 1:53:08I was only...

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