11/03/2012

0:00:31 > 0:00:32Come on, Lauren, I ain't a charity.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35If you want paying, get yourself down the car lot.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Dad, there's more to life than work, you know.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41- I'll remind you when you're complaining about pay. - Mum needs someone there.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44No, darling, I'll be fine.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Go on. Those cars ain't going to flog themselves, are they?

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Don't slam the door. Oscar's still sleeping.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56What time's the nurse coming?

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Any minute now.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01- Want me to stay? - No, no, course not. I'll be fine.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06- See you.- OK.

0:01:21 > 0:01:26Right, you round up the peasants, I'll book that khazi.

0:01:26 > 0:01:31I want an open bar, full catering, the works. And maybe, like, a little private area,

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- to keep the riff-raff out. - Showing off? Like your style.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36No, it's just a public declaration of our love.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38- Oh, yeah...- Showing off's just a bonus.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41And can you make sure that Alfie doesn't charge us?

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Because I might be rich, but I still like a bargain.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58You throwing crockery again?

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Stupid thing flew out of my hand.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Or maybe something else was on your mind.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05You know, the sooner you do something about this, the better.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07That money is cursed.

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Why would it be cursed?

0:02:08 > 0:02:12Because everything that that man touched turned to poison.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Tam and Afia need to know. - It's like he's still here. Watching. Manipulating.

0:02:17 > 0:02:22Zainab... just do this one last thing.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Then we can put him in the past, where he belongs.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Put the kettle on, darling. I'm gasping.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Mum, you can't be here.

0:02:34 > 0:02:35I want a cuppa, not a kidney.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Couldn't you have one at home? - I can't.

0:02:38 > 0:02:45Dot and Rose are having another stand-off about who bought the last box of teabags.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48It's like living in a French & Saunders sketch.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Have one at the cafe and I'll meet you.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Anyone'd think you were trying to get rid of me.- I am.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Hello? Tanya?

0:02:56 > 0:03:01Hello. Would you give me a minute? Mum, you have to go.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Who's this then?

0:03:04 > 0:03:06This is my nurse.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07Jacqui Aspinall. Hello.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Hello. Cora Cross. Tanya's mother.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Nice to meet you.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Is this about next week's scan?

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Yeah.

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Right, Jacqui, sit down.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21We need to talk about some other things, Mum. Personal things.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Oh, right. Bedroom stuff.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Mum, could you just go to the...?

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Now, you girls make yourselves comfortable.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32I'm going to put the kettle on.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39We spent the whole weekend in luxury.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43Chocolates, champagne, Jacuzzi. Barely even left the hotel room.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Can't believe you're going to be a Moon.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Oh, no way I'm giving up the Butcher name again.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Not for anyone.- Save changing it back in six months though.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54What a dark and cynical world you must live in.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58Come to the engagement party and we'll turn your frown upside down.

0:03:58 > 0:04:03- I can't, Janine. I've got the kids. - OK, well, get Carol to take them to the cinema.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06No excuses.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10Cheers. Better be free drink though, eh?

0:04:10 > 0:04:14Oh, free drinks, catering, the whole lot. I'll see you at seven.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Free drinks?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Yes, I am in.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19You working?

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Well, I've got a splitting headache. Didn't get much sleep.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27- Not surprised. You not up for a big night out then? - Er, yes! Hello? Manic Mondays!

0:04:27 > 0:04:30No, Janine's engagement party tonight at the Vic.

0:04:30 > 0:04:35All right. Well, we'll go in there, get all the free drink, and then go to R&R. I'll get Lucy involved.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Oi, doll? Pass the sugar, will you?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Ta.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Sounds all right, don't it? We can make a night of it.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47You don't even know Janine, Mum. Anyway, you're not drinking.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49I can have an orange juice.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53How many times? I'm taking the pills. I am clean.

0:04:53 > 0:04:58Now stop worrying about me and focus on keeping Mr Moneybags happy.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02He is happy. We're fine.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04But the clock is ticking, Mand.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07And one day, those rose-coloured specs are going to fog right up.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14- Michael Moon, having a baby and getting married!- Must be in one of them parallel universes.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Janine's a bit high maintenance. - So's he.- This one's on the house.

0:05:17 > 0:05:23- Congratulations. Just leave a few quid behind the bar though, yeah? - Nice one.- That's why he's doing it.

0:05:23 > 0:05:28- He's going to knock her off and take her money.- Seven o'clock, yeah?- Yeah.- Lovely.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30That's when the little hand's on the seven.

0:05:37 > 0:05:38All right, Max, what can I get you?

0:05:38 > 0:05:43You ain't seen Roxy, have you? She wanted to talk to me about a motor.

0:05:43 > 0:05:47- No chance, mate. She's taken Amy away on holiday for a week. - Oh, right.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Listen, how's the missus? - Yeah, she's got the final scan next week.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52But hopefully she'll get the all-clear.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56Give her my love, yeah? If I see Rox, I'll tell her to give you a call.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58No, s'all right. Don't worry.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Max is pinning all his hopes on it. They all are.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04The truth is... I don't even want to go.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06It may be good news.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10Even if it is, it's not going to make everything normal again, is it?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12There is no normal any more.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Everything's changed.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20With Max, I used to be...

0:06:20 > 0:06:21really...

0:06:23 > 0:06:25We were a physical couple.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Now it's like...

0:06:31 > 0:06:33It's like I'm faulty or something.

0:06:33 > 0:06:38It's not easy to resume a sexual relationship after treatment.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40He tries to be understanding. But I can see it.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43I can see him blaming me. And hating himself for it.

0:06:43 > 0:06:48Forget about Max for a moment. Tell me what you want.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50It's the last thing I feel like doing.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54I've seen lots of women in your position, Tanya. And I've found the best way forward

0:06:54 > 0:06:57is for both partners to sit down

0:06:57 > 0:06:59and have an open and frank discussion.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Talk to Max. Then take your time.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Only do what you feel comfortable with.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12And if he's got a problem with that, send him to me.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16I've got a nice pair of scissors that'll solve everything.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Biscuit?

0:07:26 > 0:07:27What's that?

0:07:27 > 0:07:28It's an envelope.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Read it.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37It's Dad's inheritance.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43Your father and I have been talking. About what to do with it.

0:07:43 > 0:07:44Bin it.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46It's a lot of money.

0:07:46 > 0:07:47Find a really large bin.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51We were thinking that maybe you two should have it.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Us?

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Yes. You've been through so much.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58I don't want anything from that man.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Afia? What do you think?

0:08:01 > 0:08:02I don't know.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08Something good has got to come out of all this, all right?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10You can do whatever you like with it.

0:08:10 > 0:08:16Trust me, a round-the-world trip or a real-life TARDIS...

0:08:16 > 0:08:20it's not going to make up for what happened.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25I'll talk to him. We'll think about it.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26No, we won't.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Can we at least discuss it?

0:08:33 > 0:08:35- No.- Maybe they're right.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37I don't want his money.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Maybe he owes you.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41How many times, Afia? No.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50You see? That money's toxic.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54A night out. That's what you need.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56We've got Oscar.

0:08:56 > 0:09:01I'll look after Oscar. Nice meal, a couple of bottles of good wine.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Everything'll look better.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Tan?- In here.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14Hello, mate. All right, Cora?

0:09:14 > 0:09:15- You all right?- Yeah.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22- Nurse been?- Yeah. All fine.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Yeah, good.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28- You ain't seen Lauren, have you? - She's not here.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Probably skiving off with Lucy.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Forget about Lauren.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Give your wallet a refill. You're taking Tanya out.

0:09:36 > 0:09:40I thought we could, um... have a meal. Just the two of us.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44Yeah. Sounds lovely. Leave it to me, I'll sort it out.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Great.

0:09:46 > 0:09:51See? You don't need no nurse's advice.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Not when you got your old mum.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59Oh, here they are - the soon-to-be happy couple. Mr and Mrs Moon.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Fat chance, Alfie. Think you'll find she's keeping her own name.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06- Mr and Mrs Butcher, then. - Can we have some champagne, please, Alfie?

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Coming up, sweetheart. - Sorry. I should've told you. - Yeah, you should.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Is it a problem?

0:10:11 > 0:10:13I've got plenty of time to change your mind.

0:10:13 > 0:10:18- Oh, I love a man with confidence. - Then you're going to love me. - We'll see about that.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Where's the champagne? - Oh, I hate doing this.

0:10:21 > 0:10:26I can never get the cork out. And then when I do it just sprays everywhere.

0:10:26 > 0:10:31Give it to me, give it to me. Not sure how Kat'll feel about Janine being in the family.

0:10:31 > 0:10:36- Don't expect me to buy her a Christmas present.- Yeah, I'm thinking maybe, what - Dalmatians?

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Janice? What's with the rope?

0:10:39 > 0:10:41It's a VIP section.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Janine, hope you've been stashing your cash, darling.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48That ain't love in his eyes. It's pound signs.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52For your information, Michael and I have an arrangement. This has nothing to do with money.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55- What sort of arrangement? - What, like a pre-nup?

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Yeah, she's not getting her hands on my pension.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00- That's not very romantic, is it, eh? - Practical, though.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04Hey! Another glass of champagne for Kimberley, please.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08I wouldn't make you sign a pre-nup.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11If we were married, I'd share everything.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13What, like your junk shop?

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Oh, babe, I was only joking. - It is a nice junk shop.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Yeah, I know. This is lovely.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Come on, let's duck back there.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25I'll give you an access-all-areas tour.

0:11:25 > 0:11:30- It's your brother's engagement. - So? He won't care. Go on.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32No.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39- This better not be just lemonade. - I told Jean it was for Kim. It's vodka.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Nice one.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45Dad just reckons Michael's marrying her for the money.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Meanwhile, he's got Mandy living under his roof.- And her mum.

0:11:48 > 0:11:53Don't start. Tonight is all about having fun. Until tomorrow, nothing else matters. Yeah?

0:11:53 > 0:11:57- Cheers to that. - Yeah, cheers.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Where are you going?

0:12:06 > 0:12:09Going out. I scrub up all right, don't I?

0:12:09 > 0:12:13Oh, don't look like that. I won't touch a drop.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16Mum, why don't you just stay with me and we'll watch telly?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Do me a favour.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21When there's a pub full of blokes out there?

0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Anyway, I've got my eye on that postman.- Mandy?- Yeah?

0:12:24 > 0:12:28- Couldn't come and give us a hand, love, could you? - In the chippy?

0:12:28 > 0:12:33We're out of soft drinks. Need somebody to get some. It's going to be carnage in there tonight.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36I would, but I'm a bit worried about Mum. The minute my back's turned,

0:12:36 > 0:12:38she's going to be down the Vic on the lash.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41I can hear you. And I won't.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44- I don't trust her.- You're going to have to start sometime.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47I will wait here until you get back, OK?

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Then you can come with me. Keep your distance.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52I don't want you cramping my style.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53Please?

0:12:55 > 0:13:00All right. Mum, look - just wait here, yeah? I won't be long.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17Oi! That was mine.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20All right, chill out. It's a free bar. Get another one.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24- Alfie?- Yes, darling?- Hi.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Can I have a vodka cranberry, please?

0:13:26 > 0:13:30- OK, come on, darling, you know I can't serve you alcohol. - Will you get me one?

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Why don't I get you a soft drink, yeah?

0:13:32 > 0:13:34No, you're all right.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38Well, we're ditching this for Manic Mondays anyway. You up for it?

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Nah. Better stay with the family.

0:13:40 > 0:13:45Come on, it's boring here. Let's bring those pecs somewhere else.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Lauren?

0:13:48 > 0:13:52Oh, come here. I'm only joking. You coming?

0:13:52 > 0:13:55No, I'm going to stay here.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Oh, right... Fatboy's DJing.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00- I know. I'm fine.- Your loss.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Unless you want to lose a clump of that nice hair, get out my way.

0:14:09 > 0:14:10All right.

0:14:12 > 0:14:17Are you one of Janine's mates? If not, you have to stay that side and pay for your own drinks.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20It's all right, doll. Me and Janine, we go way back.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Yes, please...

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Let's get out of here. It's prozzie o'clock.

0:14:25 > 0:14:29- You know that's Mandy's mum. - What, the alky?

0:14:29 > 0:14:3140 years of drinking, that's what you'll look like.

0:14:31 > 0:14:36Yeah? Well, remind me to pick up some moisturiser then.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Can you say something, please? - Table two need more water.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Really mature(!)

0:14:43 > 0:14:45I just want things to go back to how they were before.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48How? You got that real-life TARDIS stashed in the kitchen?

0:14:48 > 0:14:53- That money could help us. - If you do, I wouldn't mind going back and finding out who shot JFK.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56- After we've stopped Jedward's parents meeting.- Tam!

0:14:58 > 0:15:03- You having the tandoori again? - Yeah. Korma? - Dunno why we bother looking.

0:15:03 > 0:15:07- Go somewhere else if you want? - No, it's fine. It's fine.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Did you manage to get hold of Lauren?

0:15:11 > 0:15:13No. She's not answering her phone.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16She's probably worried, that's all.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20- Skiving off ain't going to help, is it?- Go easy on her, please. For me.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26So...what did the nurse say?

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Maybe you should... just try Lauren again, will you?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35- Check and see if she's all right. - Yeah.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43Aagh! It's my dad. I wish he'd take the hint.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46- Maybe you shouldn't bunk off work? - Work is not everything, Lucy.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49My mum worked hard for years and look what good that's done her.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52What's the point if you can't just have a little bit of fun,

0:15:52 > 0:15:55d'you know what I mean? Same again, please.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Take it easy. You just got here.

0:15:57 > 0:16:02The drinks are two pound for the next ten minutes. Oh, shots! We should get some shots!

0:16:02 > 0:16:05- I can't, man. - What? Come on, Fats.

0:16:05 > 0:16:10- Excuse me, three shots, please. The Terminator ones.- Nah, babe. I can't, man. I need this job.

0:16:10 > 0:16:15- Less work, more play. - Yeah, but play ain't going to pay the bills, sweetie, OK?

0:16:15 > 0:16:18That's why you'll be single for the rest of your life.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Thanks, babe(!)

0:16:20 > 0:16:24- Fats! I was joking. - Nah, nah, it's all right. It's cool.

0:16:24 > 0:16:25Bit harsh.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Oh, well. More for us then, innit.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34That's what happens when married couples stop communicating.

0:16:34 > 0:16:38- Sitting in restaurants with nothing to say.- They're not married.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41- Yeah, but you know what I mean. - Afia, we are communicating.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44- You think this money's going to solve everything?- It might.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Anyway, I'm tired. I'm going to call it a night.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49I'll get someone to cover.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51No rush.

0:16:51 > 0:16:55Well, I'll come home when I can, yeah?

0:16:59 > 0:17:04So, you going to tell me what the nurse said?

0:17:04 > 0:17:08I just wanted us to have a nice meal without having to worry about all that stuff.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10She said it might be a while

0:17:10 > 0:17:13before I can...do anything.

0:17:16 > 0:17:20That's all right. It's all good.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Nurse's orders.- Yeah.

0:17:25 > 0:17:30Sorry. I know it's a bit weird at the moment.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36Well, once the scan's out the way, things'll get easier, won't they?

0:17:36 > 0:17:39Next week's going to be a fresh start.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44For us, Lauren,

0:17:44 > 0:17:46the whole family.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Better days ahead.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Better days.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02MUSIC BLARES

0:18:02 > 0:18:06- Lucy! What?- Come sit down.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08- I don't want to sit down. - Just for a minute.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12- What d'you think you're doing? - Lucy, now look what you've done.

0:18:12 > 0:18:17- If you can't handle your drink, go somewhere else, eh?- Oh, I can handle it.- Lauren, no...

0:18:17 > 0:18:21- See?- I'm really sorry.- All right. Keep that one.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24Thank you. Thank you, sir.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30- Maybe we should go home. - What? No! We're having fun.

0:18:30 > 0:18:36- It's not fun anymore, Lauren.- That's your problem, always has been.

0:18:36 > 0:18:41- Always been a bit uptight, ain't you?- Right. Come on, let's go.

0:18:41 > 0:18:45- I can smell chips. Can you?- No.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48I want some chips.

0:18:48 > 0:18:53- I'm going to get Fatboy. We're going to take you home. All right? - Has he got chips?

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Just stay there.

0:19:03 > 0:19:04Mum?

0:19:05 > 0:19:06Mum?

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Mum?

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Two quid's worth, please.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Lauren, there's a queue. - They don't mind. Sorry, I'm hungry.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29We're all hungry. That's why we're queuing.

0:19:29 > 0:19:30£4.60, please, Kim.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Oh, mate!

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Get that for me, please, babe.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40If I bend down in this dress, all hell will break loose.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43Lauren! You can't come round here. Back round the other side.

0:19:43 > 0:19:47- Ian, I'm hungry.- I don't care. There's a queue. Thank you.

0:19:49 > 0:19:50Lauren!

0:19:52 > 0:19:53You having a good time?

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Yeah.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57D'you want a better one?

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Excuse me. Can you get out of the VIP section?

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Like, now!

0:20:02 > 0:20:06Jean! I don't know who half of these people are.

0:20:06 > 0:20:07I let 'em in.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10You are meant to be policing the rope, Jean!

0:20:12 > 0:20:15I'm not a policewoman. And I'm not your lackey.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Billy, can you please help me

0:20:18 > 0:20:22- get all these people the other side of that rope?- Who? Which ones?

0:20:22 > 0:20:25Use your brain and cross-check them off the guest list.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27I can see who wears the trousers at yours.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Can you just go home, strange woman?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Before somebody steals your cardboard box.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Mum? What are you doing?

0:20:33 > 0:20:36I'm just letting me hair down, all right?

0:20:36 > 0:20:40- I knew I couldn't trust you. Can't leave you alone for five seconds. - Smell it. Go on, smell it.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42It's lemonade. All right?

0:20:42 > 0:20:48- Can't bear to see me have a good time, can you? - Come on, we're going home.

0:20:48 > 0:20:49Lauren's gone.

0:20:49 > 0:20:50Gone where?

0:20:50 > 0:20:55Dunno. She got hammered and did a runner. Fatboy's looking for her. We need your help.

0:20:59 > 0:21:00Very classy.

0:21:00 > 0:21:05Where are the parents? That's what you gotta ask yourself, innit?

0:21:05 > 0:21:08Probably on their own bender, ain't they?

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Tan. Not our problem.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14- Baby, wake up for me, please. - I said she couldn't handle it.

0:21:14 > 0:21:18If you're not going to help, move, yeah? Baby, you all right?

0:21:18 > 0:21:23Can you open your eyes for me? Come here, baby, it's OK.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25It's all right. Breathe. Luce? I've found her, babe.

0:21:35 > 0:21:36Michael.

0:21:36 > 0:21:41Needed to get out of there. Doing my brains in.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44I've been watching you.

0:21:45 > 0:21:46Creepy.

0:21:48 > 0:21:49Do you love her?

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Do you actually love that woman?

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Getting married to her, ain't I?

0:21:57 > 0:21:59She's dangerous.

0:21:59 > 0:22:03That's why everyone's whispering behind your back. They're judging you.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06I don't care what those no-marks think.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15You're a better liar than me.

0:22:19 > 0:22:24Living in someone else's shadow can be hard work.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26You can lose yourself sometimes.

0:22:28 > 0:22:29That won't happen to me.

0:22:29 > 0:22:33Every time you see that scar on her stomach, think about what she's capable of.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35She did that to herself.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38She twists people until they start thinking, saying, doing stuff

0:22:38 > 0:22:42that even in their worst nightmares they wouldn't think possible.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44I'm a big boy, Jean.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47I can look after myself.

0:22:51 > 0:22:55If Carol comes back and finds her like that, she's going to lose it.

0:22:55 > 0:22:59- She can't go home like this. - Not on her back. In case she's sick.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Great(!)- I'll get a bucket.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05I hope you're happy now, Lucy.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07I didn't think she'd end up like this!

0:23:07 > 0:23:11You know what, I'm going to get her some water, all right?

0:23:11 > 0:23:15We'll sober her up and take her home when her parents are asleep.

0:23:28 > 0:23:32Whitney, can you help Lucy find some towels, please? Whitney?

0:23:32 > 0:23:36- Just...give me minute, all right? - Babe?

0:23:42 > 0:23:45- You coming in, babe?- Yeah. Only be a sec.- Max! Max!

0:23:50 > 0:23:53It's, um...it's Lauren.

0:23:57 > 0:24:02There's a boyband on TV living like cavemen for a week if you want to pour scorn?

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Sure.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07Get your comfy gear on then, I'll make some tea.

0:24:07 > 0:24:11Tam...I don't want to fight about the money.

0:24:11 > 0:24:12I just thought maybe it could help.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39You grassed?!

0:24:39 > 0:24:42She needs help!

0:24:42 > 0:24:44- You should've looked out for her! - I'm not her mother!

0:24:49 > 0:24:53- She's going to hate you for this. - At least she'll be alive.

0:24:55 > 0:24:59First of all, thank you very much for coming.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02I'm sure there are plenty of opinions in this room tonight.

0:25:04 > 0:25:10But it seems to me the only opinion that really matters are Janine's and mine.

0:25:10 > 0:25:16We're not stupid. We know what we're getting into. It's not going to be easy.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19It's not the safe option. But we don't want that.

0:25:19 > 0:25:24We don't want safe. We want...sparks.

0:25:27 > 0:25:28And danger.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32And surprises.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38So if you're ready...

0:25:40 > 0:25:41..for sparks...

0:25:43 > 0:25:45..and surprises...

0:25:47 > 0:25:48..just say you are.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50I'm ready.

0:25:52 > 0:25:53Good.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:26:23 > 0:26:27It was Lauren in the gutter. And we just left her there.

0:26:34 > 0:26:35I know.

0:26:40 > 0:26:45Better days? They're coming, right?

0:26:49 > 0:26:50Yeah.

0:27:01 > 0:27:05You're up early. Busy day?

0:27:09 > 0:27:12Have you decided what you're going to do yet with your father's money?

0:27:19 > 0:27:22I don't think it's going to happen.

0:27:22 > 0:27:23Do what you want with it.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34You swore you wouldn't do this.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Is that it? Is that everything?

0:27:39 > 0:27:42- Someone must have spiked me. - They were forcing vodka down your throat?

0:27:42 > 0:27:45I've had enough of this. Just get upstairs. You're grounded.

0:27:45 > 0:27:49- Mum!- Get upstairs now!- What?

0:27:49 > 0:27:53You're treating me like a kid and I'm old enough to do what I want.

0:28:09 > 0:28:14Come on, you. Come on, let's go.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17I'm all right here, thanks.

0:28:17 > 0:28:21No, no. You can't sleep here. Not again anyway. Come on. Let's go.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25Zainab?

0:28:25 > 0:28:27Yes. Me - Zainab. You - Kim. Now come on.

0:28:28 > 0:28:32You know what, Zainab? You're a good woman, you know.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34Thank you.

0:28:34 > 0:28:36But you chose a very bad man.

0:28:37 > 0:28:41- Masood's not so bad. - No, not him. Yusef, you know.

0:28:41 > 0:28:44- Here, I got a new name for you lot. - Us lot?

0:28:44 > 0:28:47Yeah. The Masoods, yeah? Listen, right, check it out.

0:28:48 > 0:28:50Th...Badmoods.

0:28:50 > 0:28:53KIM CRACKS UP LAUGHING

0:28:53 > 0:28:57I don't think what happened to our family is any laughing matter.

0:28:57 > 0:29:00- Do you?- Oh no, no, I'm not saying that it is, right.

0:29:00 > 0:29:03But I always see one of you lot walking around like that.

0:29:04 > 0:29:06You see?

0:29:06 > 0:29:11Listen - the man's dead. Yeah? You got to move on.

0:29:11 > 0:29:15Me and Denise, we got to look at that place every single day.

0:29:15 > 0:29:18- And we're still trying. - Well, I can't.

0:29:18 > 0:29:21So just throw out everything that reminds you of him, innit.

0:29:21 > 0:29:24I have. Apart from that cursed inheritance, of course.

0:29:24 > 0:29:27Oh, yeah? How much is that?

0:29:30 > 0:29:32I'm going to give it all away, Kim.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36Thank you so much, and I promise you it will go to a good place,

0:29:36 > 0:29:38I promise you that.

0:29:38 > 0:29:40Well, you're welcome.

0:29:57 > 0:30:00- What are you doing? - He won't notice three missing.

0:30:00 > 0:30:02You obviously don't know Ian very well.

0:30:02 > 0:30:06I got a tip. I'll pay it back when I get my winnings, all right?

0:30:06 > 0:30:09- That all you want it for? - Yes. I'm not boozing.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12Flaming tablets would make me puke, wouldn't they?

0:30:12 > 0:30:15Right. I thought maybe later we'd go down the housing. See what they got.

0:30:15 > 0:30:18Subtle as a kick in the teeth girl, ain't you, girl?

0:30:18 > 0:30:19I'm fine here, thanks.

0:30:21 > 0:30:22All right, ladies?

0:30:24 > 0:30:25What you lost?

0:30:27 > 0:30:29Wallet. I can't seem to find it.

0:30:32 > 0:30:35SHE WHISPERS: You left it upstairs.

0:30:43 > 0:30:47- The Badmoods?- Yes. How dare she? So, we give this money away.

0:30:47 > 0:30:49That's not going to help my mood.

0:30:49 > 0:30:53At a Khatam, we pray for a fresh start, we bring the family together

0:30:53 > 0:30:54and we do what we can to heal them.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56Can we just kidnap someone else's family?

0:30:56 > 0:30:59Masood, don't. Everyone has noticed.

0:30:59 > 0:31:02No, we have to pray for forgiveness

0:31:02 > 0:31:04and we need to beg for a fresh start.

0:31:04 > 0:31:07Could you please book the mosque and make sure that everyone knows?

0:31:07 > 0:31:11We are in debt, you know, Zainab. And what about Tam and Afia?

0:31:11 > 0:31:14Blessings will be far more important to Tamwar and Afia than money ever will be.

0:31:14 > 0:31:17Now if you don't mind, I have a meal to prepare, all right.

0:31:17 > 0:31:19Now can you please just book the mosque?

0:31:19 > 0:31:21Put that down!

0:31:23 > 0:31:24What?!

0:31:24 > 0:31:29So was Zainab saying she's actually going to give us the money?

0:31:29 > 0:31:30As good as.

0:31:31 > 0:31:34So what did she say?

0:31:34 > 0:31:36Something about it going to a good place.

0:31:36 > 0:31:38Trust me, it is in the bag.

0:31:38 > 0:31:41She's going to help out her homegirls. You watch.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44Here, get a full English. Treat yourself.

0:31:44 > 0:31:47D'you know what? I think I will.

0:31:47 > 0:31:49Yeah, man.

0:31:49 > 0:31:51So who's going to look after the restaurant

0:31:51 > 0:31:52while we're at the mosque?

0:31:53 > 0:31:57- Tam.- What?

0:31:57 > 0:32:01- Who's going to look after the restaurant?- Fat Boy.

0:32:01 > 0:32:05No way. There were two complaints last week.

0:32:05 > 0:32:08He took the mickey out of a guy for ordering a korma.

0:32:08 > 0:32:10He asked him if he was a wuss.

0:32:10 > 0:32:12We're not going to be gone long - three covers, tops.

0:32:12 > 0:32:14I could get that Ali?

0:32:14 > 0:32:15Mr Cheekbones? You'd like that.

0:32:15 > 0:32:18- What did you say? - I said no, there's no need.

0:32:18 > 0:32:22- No?- No. - So that's it? Debate over?

0:32:25 > 0:32:28OK, Mr Hollis, that sounds acceptable.

0:32:28 > 0:32:30We have a deal.

0:32:31 > 0:32:32Thank you.

0:32:36 > 0:32:37Well? Spill it then.

0:32:37 > 0:32:39Three.

0:32:39 > 0:32:41Hundred?

0:32:41 > 0:32:42Thousand.

0:32:42 > 0:32:45Yes! Oh, my God, amazing! You superstar.

0:32:45 > 0:32:47Next we could get our own little store.

0:32:47 > 0:32:50Or maybe even a classier range. or what about a little boutique?

0:32:50 > 0:32:55- It'd be amazing. You're amazing. - All right, stud?

0:32:55 > 0:32:56Why didn't you tell me?

0:32:56 > 0:33:00Because then it wouldn't have been a surprise, would it?

0:33:04 > 0:33:06I missed you.

0:33:06 > 0:33:11- I'm not interrupting work, am I? - No, no, no. We're finished.

0:33:12 > 0:33:16Oh. Right, well I'll go and sort out the contract then.

0:33:20 > 0:33:23Oh, and I'll see you at the Khatam. Bye.

0:33:26 > 0:33:28The what?

0:33:28 > 0:33:32Oh, it's this religious ceremony thing. Prayer at dad's mosque.

0:33:32 > 0:33:35- Is that going to be cool? - We'll get a few looks but so what?

0:33:36 > 0:33:38Now, when you say we...?

0:33:38 > 0:33:40- Oh, I meant the family. - Yeah, course.

0:33:40 > 0:33:42- I could ask. - Nah, it's fine. Hey.

0:33:42 > 0:33:44Check out my spoils.

0:33:48 > 0:33:50Did you even eat?

0:33:50 > 0:33:52D'you know what I think we should do with it?

0:33:52 > 0:33:54Buy her out.

0:33:54 > 0:33:58I mean, why give her money for the divorce and a slice of the profits?

0:33:58 > 0:34:00The business was her idea, Christian.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02Well, I don't care.

0:34:02 > 0:34:05Then that way the only time we have to see her

0:34:05 > 0:34:07is when we have contact with Yasmin.

0:34:10 > 0:34:11- Tea?- Oh, lovely.

0:34:11 > 0:34:14More of a sprint than a marathon.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16Don't.

0:34:17 > 0:34:21I was looking for my wallet, weren't I?

0:34:25 > 0:34:27That's weird.

0:34:28 > 0:34:29What is?

0:34:29 > 0:34:31I could've sworn...

0:34:31 > 0:34:33Ah, there it is.

0:34:33 > 0:34:37- What's that? - Oh, just a little something for you.

0:34:45 > 0:34:46I should just tell him.

0:34:46 > 0:34:50Please, do. There's plenty we could both tell.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56Nice and milky.

0:34:59 > 0:35:01Sounds nice but how does it help?

0:35:01 > 0:35:04The family that prays together stays together.

0:35:04 > 0:35:06I think spending some time in the mosque

0:35:06 > 0:35:09and then having a big family meal,

0:35:09 > 0:35:12that'll be like marking a new beginning for us.

0:35:12 > 0:35:13Washing our hands of the past.

0:35:13 > 0:35:17So that's it then, is it? Yusef is just a distant memory.

0:35:17 > 0:35:19All the scars are healed?

0:35:19 > 0:35:21You sound doubtful?

0:35:21 > 0:35:25- Just, I never knew it was that easy. Show me the way to convert. - It's not that easy.

0:35:25 > 0:35:28That money could have done a lot of good for our family.

0:35:28 > 0:35:32- The money?- Yeah.- Oh, yeah. Kim did say about that.

0:35:32 > 0:35:35- She said you were going to do something nice with it.- We are.

0:35:35 > 0:35:37We're donating it to the mosque

0:35:37 > 0:35:39and then they'll send it back to Pakistan

0:35:39 > 0:35:42and they'll hand it out to the poor.

0:35:42 > 0:35:45Charity begins at home, like they say.

0:35:45 > 0:35:47Yeah. I suppose.

0:35:53 > 0:35:54For eight at 6pm.

0:35:56 > 0:35:58Right, see you then. Bye.

0:36:00 > 0:36:04He's not getting it. I've shown him a dozen times how to fold a napkin.

0:36:04 > 0:36:06Got a pen that works?

0:36:06 > 0:36:09Ali's worked at the Sheesh and the Mahal,

0:36:09 > 0:36:12and he doesn't have "DJ-ing commitments".

0:36:12 > 0:36:14Tell you what.

0:36:14 > 0:36:16You let me know when you want to talk to me

0:36:16 > 0:36:18and I'll avoid you till then, OK?

0:36:23 > 0:36:25Car lot quiet?

0:36:25 > 0:36:28Yeah. You could hear a pin drop.

0:36:28 > 0:36:30You look nice.

0:36:30 > 0:36:32Thanks.

0:36:32 > 0:36:37I mean, she heard what the doc said and she still takes no notice.

0:36:37 > 0:36:40Yeah. See, this is exactly how Rainie started.

0:36:40 > 0:36:42How we going to make her learn?

0:36:42 > 0:36:45I dunno. Some people just don't, do they?

0:36:46 > 0:36:48I remember when I was 14.

0:36:48 > 0:36:49Got mullered.

0:36:49 > 0:36:52Got into all my dad's spirits,

0:36:52 > 0:36:55put a little bit of each one into a milk bottle,

0:36:55 > 0:36:58took it to a house party, downed it in one to impress some bird.

0:36:58 > 0:37:02Dunno how I got home but when I woke I had one shoe on and a bust lip.

0:37:04 > 0:37:06So is there a moral to this tale or...?

0:37:06 > 0:37:08Put me off milk?

0:37:08 > 0:37:10Didn't your dad kill you?

0:37:10 > 0:37:14Nah, he never found out. I used to...

0:37:15 > 0:37:16What?

0:37:22 > 0:37:24Where is Madam? She upstairs?

0:37:24 > 0:37:28- She needed some fresh air. - Babe, I grounded her.

0:37:28 > 0:37:33- We go soft on her now, we ain't going to be doing her any favours, are we?- What you doing?

0:37:33 > 0:37:36Smell that.

0:37:36 > 0:37:39Not even the Queen Vic waters its spirits down that much.

0:37:41 > 0:37:44- Spiked you? - It could happen.

0:37:44 > 0:37:47- Behave.- Oh, why is everyone going on like I'm different?

0:37:47 > 0:37:50It was a club, right. Everyone was getting smashed.

0:37:50 > 0:37:52YOU was smashed and I was worried about you.

0:37:52 > 0:37:55Well, you should have looked after me instead of telling my parents.

0:37:55 > 0:37:59- Where's the sisterhood?- Where is it when you try and flirt with him?

0:37:59 > 0:38:02- Hey, who can blame her? - Did I even...?

0:38:02 > 0:38:04If you can't remember, Lauren, then things are starting to get bad.

0:38:04 > 0:38:06Of course I can remember.

0:38:06 > 0:38:09- I obviously just had my beer goggles on, didn't I?- Oi.

0:38:15 > 0:38:16See you later.

0:38:19 > 0:38:22Think about it?

0:38:23 > 0:38:26- Are you serious?- I thought you'd bite our hand off.- Why?

0:38:26 > 0:38:28It frees you up from this place.

0:38:28 > 0:38:32- You said it was a grubby way to make a living.- I actually enjoy it now.

0:38:32 > 0:38:37- It's nice to know you value our partnership.- Amira, I do, it's just that...- I thought we were a team.

0:38:37 > 0:38:38We are.

0:38:38 > 0:38:42- Just forget about it. No-one's trying to force you out.- Oh, really?

0:38:42 > 0:38:46You all right, babes? You, er, got a minute?

0:38:48 > 0:38:50Yeah.

0:38:57 > 0:38:59Huh?

0:38:59 > 0:39:03Hey, Tam, check this out, man. A thing of beauty, yeah.

0:39:03 > 0:39:04A proper fan.

0:39:04 > 0:39:11- Yeah. Can you take bookings cos I've got to go out.- I don't think you fully, OK, appreciate, OK,

0:39:11 > 0:39:14the perfection of my creation.

0:39:14 > 0:39:17Yeah, it's amazing, it's breathtaking.

0:39:17 > 0:39:21- Can you take bookings? - Yeah, yeah, 'course, man.

0:39:21 > 0:39:25As amazing as the surprise is, we don't need a cleaner.

0:39:25 > 0:39:27- I'll do it. - I don't want you to be a housewife.

0:39:27 > 0:39:29Well, Mum can help while she's here.

0:39:29 > 0:39:33Yes, Ian, darling, I can take an antihistamine for my dust allergy.

0:39:33 > 0:39:37Look, it's my choice, all right? I just want you two to relax

0:39:37 > 0:39:38and let Bianca get on with her job.

0:39:38 > 0:39:41Bobby's going through a little bit of a nose-picking phase

0:39:41 > 0:39:44- so could you give the walls an extra rub down?- My pleasure.

0:39:44 > 0:39:47Thanks. Right, ladies, have fun.

0:39:47 > 0:39:49You're a diamond, you are.

0:39:49 > 0:39:52- I'll start in the kitchen then, shall I?- Yeah, you do that.

0:39:52 > 0:39:57Then I'll come and dust the cobwebs off you two.

0:39:57 > 0:39:58Mate of yours, then?

0:39:58 > 0:40:01Yeah, besties.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07It's monkfish, all right.

0:40:07 > 0:40:09It may look disgusting but it tastes great.

0:40:09 > 0:40:13Plus I'm doing it in batter with garam masala, cumin seeds

0:40:13 > 0:40:14and a little bit of chilli.

0:40:14 > 0:40:17Is this what you learnt on your cookery course?

0:40:18 > 0:40:20Yeah, yeah. we learnt it the other day.

0:40:20 > 0:40:23Plus...we'll have the gaff to ourselves.

0:40:23 > 0:40:25Sounds like someone's got a plan.

0:40:26 > 0:40:30I am a gentleman, Amira, that thought never crossed my mind.

0:40:31 > 0:40:34Er, I think baby Yasmin's missing her mum.

0:40:34 > 0:40:37Got time to say hello before you go to work?

0:40:37 > 0:40:39Aw, mummy's going to come round and give you a big hug.

0:40:39 > 0:40:41Nice to see you.

0:40:46 > 0:40:50- Oh!- Mum, you all right? - Yes, fine. It's nothing.

0:40:50 > 0:40:51You OK?

0:40:52 > 0:40:57Your son is driving me mad. First of all he won't talk to me

0:40:57 > 0:41:01and now he's being completely unreasonable about our staff.

0:41:01 > 0:41:03Apart from that, all good.

0:41:04 > 0:41:09The Khatam will help - we'll all get to spend some quality time together.

0:41:09 > 0:41:10See you later.

0:41:19 > 0:41:22OK. So that's a table for two at 7pm.

0:41:23 > 0:41:27Nice. Bet she calls you Mr Romantic...

0:41:27 > 0:41:29Sorry? It's for your mum?

0:41:29 > 0:41:32OK, well we can sing for her too. That's no problem.

0:41:32 > 0:41:34OK, we'll see you at 7pm. OK. Bye-bye.

0:41:47 > 0:41:51I hear you crack the whip and they all come running.

0:41:51 > 0:41:52What?

0:41:53 > 0:41:57Amira, Tam, Afia, Syed. All coming to the Khatam.

0:41:57 > 0:41:59Good.

0:41:59 > 0:42:01Then it's good riddance to it all.

0:42:01 > 0:42:03That's what I want.

0:42:04 > 0:42:07It's not all on you, you know?

0:42:07 > 0:42:11We all sat back and let that lunatic wreak havoc.

0:42:15 > 0:42:17What?

0:42:17 > 0:42:19Nothing.

0:42:22 > 0:42:26- Here, mind. Sorry, it's wet. - All right. Get me an orange then.

0:42:35 > 0:42:38So, no love lost between you and her then?

0:42:38 > 0:42:42- You could say that. - Why? What'd she do?

0:42:42 > 0:42:43My husband.

0:42:46 > 0:42:49- Horrible little mare, ain't she? - I wonder where she gets that from.

0:42:54 > 0:42:55Oopsy.

0:43:07 > 0:43:09Tam? Come on, bruv, you in there?

0:43:13 > 0:43:15Everything all right?

0:43:15 > 0:43:19Yeah. yeah, I was, er... I was...just looking for Tamwar.

0:43:19 > 0:43:20He's at work, isn't he?

0:43:20 > 0:43:23Yes. Yes, he is. Yes. And that's where I'm going to go.

0:43:23 > 0:43:26- I'm going to go find him. That's what I'm going to do.- Fatty boy?

0:43:26 > 0:43:29Talk. Now.

0:43:31 > 0:43:34You think it's like a prison now?

0:43:34 > 0:43:38- You wait cos you won't leave this house.- You can't make me stay in.

0:43:38 > 0:43:41- I will nail you to the floor if I have to.- We don't want you hurting yourself.

0:43:41 > 0:43:46- Anything could have happened. - Yeah? Well, it's my life, Mum. - Why you got to be so selfish?

0:43:46 > 0:43:50- Can I leave?- What you talking about - leave? We ain't even started.- Right.

0:43:50 > 0:43:52Where do you think you're going?

0:43:52 > 0:43:56- Come back here. - Just leave me alone, Mum. - Lauren! You listen to your mum.- No!

0:43:56 > 0:43:58I'll stop being such a burden on you both and move out.

0:43:58 > 0:44:02- Lauren, no, don't be silly. Look, you don't... - Babe, just leave her. Leave her.

0:44:02 > 0:44:06She'll come back herself. She won't last the week.

0:44:11 > 0:44:14Tamwar. Don't.

0:44:14 > 0:44:15Don't what?

0:44:15 > 0:44:17Not like this.

0:44:17 > 0:44:19Mum, you don't understand.

0:44:19 > 0:44:22Then come home and explain it to me.

0:44:27 > 0:44:28Come on.

0:44:40 > 0:44:43Mum, I was watching that. I would like to see the end of it, Mum.

0:44:43 > 0:44:47I would like a daughter who doesn't go with other women's husbands.

0:44:47 > 0:44:50I would like a mum that drinks orange juice. Thank you.

0:44:50 > 0:44:56- Come here. I mean it, give me it. - Get off. Ow. Mum!

0:45:02 > 0:45:04We was just messing about.

0:45:04 > 0:45:06I've just got to finish upstairs.

0:45:12 > 0:45:15See - told you we'd get the house to ourselves.

0:45:15 > 0:45:18Yeah, well, Dot says even a broken clock's right twice a day.

0:45:18 > 0:45:21Oi. You trying to say this is broken?

0:45:21 > 0:45:24Is it? Well, let me kiss it better.

0:45:24 > 0:45:26DOORBELL RINGS

0:45:34 > 0:45:38Hi. Er, can I stay here, please?

0:45:41 > 0:45:45She wanted to spend Yusef's money on plastic surgery for me,

0:45:45 > 0:45:48because she doesn't want a deformed husband.

0:45:48 > 0:45:51Tell me how I'm reading that wrong.

0:45:51 > 0:45:53I'm sure she just wants you to feel good about yourself.

0:45:53 > 0:45:57What, your father shouldn't love me because I have burns?

0:46:01 > 0:46:04You know, if had a girl, yeah.

0:46:04 > 0:46:06and loads of money, I'd upgrade like that.

0:46:06 > 0:46:10I'd fix her up, man. You know what I'm saying, innit?

0:46:10 > 0:46:12You know what I'm saying?

0:46:12 > 0:46:14This had better have a point.

0:46:14 > 0:46:17Well, it doesn't matter cos I know how she'd feel -

0:46:17 > 0:46:18- not very good so...- So what?

0:46:18 > 0:46:22All right, maybe I am being a little bit insensitive to my imaginary girly here

0:46:22 > 0:46:26but, you know, maybe she thinks I don't love her just the way she is,

0:46:26 > 0:46:27which ain't true by the way.

0:46:27 > 0:46:29By the way, she is proper buff, yeah.

0:46:29 > 0:46:34She got the curly hair and long legs and she wears tiny, tiny shorts.

0:46:36 > 0:46:40So the offer's there, bruv. You know. And I'm happy either way.

0:46:40 > 0:46:45And, you know, I only suggested it to make her happy.

0:46:45 > 0:46:48- Not to upset her.- What's her name? - Nicole. She's a model.

0:46:48 > 0:46:52- She lives with all these other models that wear really small... - Just keep dreaming.

0:46:52 > 0:46:54Sorry, mum?

0:46:55 > 0:46:59I'm sure everything will be all right, Tamwar.

0:47:00 > 0:47:03Can you get rid of that note?

0:47:06 > 0:47:08No long ting, bruv.

0:47:09 > 0:47:12Oh, come on, man. How many times we done this?

0:47:14 > 0:47:19And before you say anything I have earned the right to lounge around.

0:47:19 > 0:47:20Oh. It's you.

0:47:20 > 0:47:23- Sorry.- Just let yourself in these days, do you?

0:47:23 > 0:47:27Syed gave me a key whilst you were away. Look, can I have a word?

0:47:28 > 0:47:30He mentioned the offer.

0:47:31 > 0:47:32And?

0:47:32 > 0:47:35Well, it's nice to feel so welcome.

0:47:35 > 0:47:38Oh, come off it, Amira. Do you really want to stay here in Walford?

0:47:38 > 0:47:43I've got a business. And I'm seeing Anthony.

0:47:43 > 0:47:45Yeah, right.

0:47:45 > 0:47:46What?

0:47:46 > 0:47:49Look - I hope it isn't - because he's a really nice guy -

0:47:49 > 0:47:51but come off it.

0:47:51 > 0:47:53This Anthony thing is just a smokescreen.

0:47:53 > 0:47:54How dare you?

0:47:54 > 0:47:57I said I hope it isn't. I hope you've moved on.

0:47:57 > 0:47:58I hope it's for real.

0:47:59 > 0:48:04Cos one thing I do know, darling, you are not here to flog T-shirts.

0:48:06 > 0:48:07Got one word for you.

0:48:09 > 0:48:14Family. It's what I am and what you never, ever will be.

0:48:14 > 0:48:18Well, at least we're getting somewhere now, ain't we, darling?

0:48:18 > 0:48:24Cos that don't sound like you've only got eyes for Anthony now, does it?

0:48:24 > 0:48:25Bye, girl.

0:48:28 > 0:48:30Oh, and J-Lo?

0:48:30 > 0:48:32Next time, knock.

0:48:38 > 0:48:40You know what, Bianca,

0:48:40 > 0:48:43I think you actually found your vocation in life.

0:48:43 > 0:48:45- In fact, you deserve a tip. - Oh, thanks(!)

0:48:48 > 0:48:50What?

0:48:50 > 0:48:52This is 60 quid light.

0:48:52 > 0:48:56- I hope you're not accusing me of nothing. - That's exactly what I'm doing.

0:48:56 > 0:49:00- I leave my wallet lying around and it becomes slimmer of the year. - I've not touched a penny.

0:49:00 > 0:49:01Tell that to the police.

0:49:01 > 0:49:03Ian, I'm on probation.

0:49:03 > 0:49:06- Then give me back my money. - Fine, phone 'em.

0:49:06 > 0:49:10Look. She didn't take any money, all right?

0:49:10 > 0:49:14Mum had some fella after her for a loan, I sorted him out.

0:49:14 > 0:49:17Mand, all you had to do was ask.

0:49:17 > 0:49:19I know. I'm sorry. You weren't here.

0:49:20 > 0:49:24Er, there you go. Here's your tip.

0:49:24 > 0:49:26I think a tenner would be more appropriate.

0:49:29 > 0:49:32Thanks. I'll go get Bobby.

0:49:36 > 0:49:39Right, well... jog on, Mrs Mopp, you've done enough.

0:49:39 > 0:49:42- Why didn't you tell him it was her? - What's it got to do you?

0:49:42 > 0:49:46I didn't think there was a bigger leech than you. Pat told me about your mother.

0:49:46 > 0:49:48You know what, B? Don't get involved with my family.

0:49:48 > 0:49:52I mean, remind me - which one of your kids' fathers is still around?

0:49:52 > 0:49:53Cos I've lost track.

0:49:53 > 0:49:57I'll give you that one...but I do whatever I can for my kids.

0:49:57 > 0:49:59Does she?

0:50:04 > 0:50:06KNOCK ON DOOR

0:50:14 > 0:50:19Wow. You're early - I haven't even started cooking yet.

0:50:20 > 0:50:21I wanted to see you.

0:50:23 > 0:50:25Everything OK?

0:50:27 > 0:50:29I just wanted to hear your kind words.

0:50:29 > 0:50:34Well...I think about you a lot. You know, you're so beautiful.

0:50:36 > 0:50:39You always say that.

0:50:44 > 0:50:47But not just that, Amira, you're the most...

0:50:49 > 0:50:57..amazing woman I've ever met. And you're so kind, and gentle

0:50:57 > 0:50:59and funny.

0:50:59 > 0:51:01But you know that, don't you?

0:51:03 > 0:51:05Is anyone in?

0:51:05 > 0:51:08No, Tyler's helping Lauren move her stuff in.

0:51:08 > 0:51:10Apparently this a blooming...

0:51:14 > 0:51:16..hotel.

0:51:17 > 0:51:19Let's go upstairs.

0:51:25 > 0:51:27Are you sure?

0:51:32 > 0:51:35- Hey. How's work?- Fine.

0:51:35 > 0:51:37What do you want me to do?

0:51:37 > 0:51:40Loads of chopping. I'll get you a knife.

0:51:40 > 0:51:42I'll know exactly where to put it.

0:51:48 > 0:51:52Sorry, OK. I was feeling ill and I needed to get some fresh air.

0:51:52 > 0:51:55Well, you shouldn't just walk out without telling me

0:51:55 > 0:51:57and take Fatboy with you.

0:51:57 > 0:51:59Is he looking after the restaurant?

0:51:59 > 0:52:01The restaurant is in capable hands.

0:52:01 > 0:52:03I told you he was useful.

0:52:04 > 0:52:06What?

0:52:07 > 0:52:10The whole pot? I'm sure it can't have been that bad.

0:52:10 > 0:52:12Everything must be perfect.

0:52:13 > 0:52:14Where's Amira?

0:52:14 > 0:52:16She's not here.

0:52:16 > 0:52:19Well, good. She's been rubbing Christian's nose into the fact

0:52:19 > 0:52:22that he'll never be invited to family gatherings.

0:52:25 > 0:52:29- You sacked him?- Eight people turned up and there was nothing in the book.

0:52:29 > 0:52:30I had to turn them away.

0:52:30 > 0:52:32That was my fault not his.

0:52:32 > 0:52:35Don't cover for him, he told me he forgot to write it down.

0:52:35 > 0:52:39- It was my mistake, not his. He's covering for me- And why's that?

0:52:40 > 0:52:41So, if he's not there, who is?

0:52:41 > 0:52:44- I hired Ali. We were lucky he was free tonight.- You hired Ali?

0:52:44 > 0:52:48Ali is an experienced waiter, not a liability like Fatboy.

0:52:48 > 0:52:51You know Fatboy was sticking up for you.

0:52:51 > 0:52:53And why do I need someone to stick up for me?

0:52:53 > 0:52:58Because I know, Afia, what you planned to do. I know about the plastic surgery.

0:53:15 > 0:53:20- This is irrelevant because we're not getting the money so... - But if we were, you'd fix me?

0:53:20 > 0:53:24If you don't like me, Afia, leave.

0:53:24 > 0:53:25Leave me. Go on, get out!

0:53:25 > 0:53:27Tamwar?

0:53:33 > 0:53:36- Can we not just face facts and accept...?- No.

0:53:36 > 0:53:38I know what I'm doing.

0:53:38 > 0:53:44Tamwar, no. You don't. No, Tamwar, you don't.

0:53:44 > 0:53:46You don't know all the facts.

0:53:52 > 0:53:55Mera pyaare beta. Mujhe maaf karna.

0:53:59 > 0:54:03All the things that you two have been through,

0:54:03 > 0:54:06all the problems you are having now,

0:54:06 > 0:54:08all of our problems...

0:54:10 > 0:54:12..there's an explanation.

0:54:12 > 0:54:13What?

0:54:15 > 0:54:20Tamwar. I'm sorry. It's all my fault.

0:54:22 > 0:54:24Your burns.

0:54:28 > 0:54:30Your father's death.

0:54:31 > 0:54:34I'm so sorry. It's all my fault.

0:54:36 > 0:54:38What do you mean, it's your fault?

0:54:41 > 0:54:45- I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.- Zainab?

0:54:45 > 0:54:47Mum, what are you talking about?

0:54:47 > 0:54:50I think I know what she's going to say.

0:54:52 > 0:54:53And you probably know too.

0:54:53 > 0:54:56Know what?

0:54:56 > 0:55:00Someone sent my father back into the fire that night.

0:55:03 > 0:55:05Someone told him I was in there.

0:55:05 > 0:55:12You wanted revenge, didn't you, Auntie? Tam, take off your shirt.

0:55:12 > 0:55:14Show her what she did.

0:55:14 > 0:55:17I'm sorry, Tamwar. I'm so sorry.

0:55:17 > 0:55:21And this is how God punishes her.

0:55:21 > 0:55:24- Af, where are you going?- Someone needs to get back to the restaurant.

0:55:24 > 0:55:27- You can't just walk out of here after that.- Ali's there on his own.

0:55:27 > 0:55:29Afia, no! Just once, do what I ask!

0:55:34 > 0:55:36- Excuse me, young man.- What?

0:55:36 > 0:55:38We've been waiting to order for around 20 minutes now.

0:55:38 > 0:55:40I'm going as fast as I can.

0:55:44 > 0:55:46Nice bum.

0:55:46 > 0:55:50- Anyway, I propose a toast.- Yeah?

0:55:51 > 0:55:53- To poverty. - I'm not drinking to that.

0:55:53 > 0:55:56- Come on, when has money ever made you happy?- Loads of times.

0:55:56 > 0:55:57That's cos you're shallow.

0:55:57 > 0:56:00Shallow and rich beats poor and deep any day of the week.

0:56:00 > 0:56:02Cheers to that.

0:56:03 > 0:56:07You know, maybe you should see this as less of a setback

0:56:07 > 0:56:10and more of an opportunity.

0:56:10 > 0:56:11Yeah, perhaps...

0:56:11 > 0:56:14perhaps you were never meant to run a bed and breakfast.

0:56:14 > 0:56:16Maybe...

0:56:16 > 0:56:22maybe this is your chance to do what you've always wanted to do.

0:56:22 > 0:56:24What? Like Britain's Next Top Model?

0:56:24 > 0:56:27Settle down. Maybe even get married.

0:56:31 > 0:56:33Sorry about the wait. What can I get you?

0:56:33 > 0:56:35Tell me, young man.

0:56:35 > 0:56:40- You wouldn't be on the menu yourself, would you?- Sorry?

0:56:40 > 0:56:43Only my sister, here, thinks it's time that I settled down

0:56:43 > 0:56:47- and you look all right.- Kim! - What? You don't ask, you don't get.

0:56:47 > 0:56:51Look, I'm all on my own tonight and I'm very busy. What would you like?

0:56:51 > 0:56:53That's what we're discussing. I mean, are you married?

0:56:53 > 0:56:54Can we just get on with it, please?

0:56:54 > 0:56:58- I'll have the pakora to start with, the chicken jalfrezi to follow. - Of course, madam.

0:56:58 > 0:57:00It wouldn't make a difference if you were, you know.

0:57:00 > 0:57:03You wouldn't be the first. You bored of her, are you?

0:57:03 > 0:57:07I tell you what. Why don't you gimme your number

0:57:07 > 0:57:08and I'll arrange a free sample?

0:57:08 > 0:57:12- Kim, pack it in.- What?- Look, I'd rather just get on with my job.

0:57:12 > 0:57:15- What are you saying, babe? Hm? - What do you want?

0:57:15 > 0:57:18The marriage ain't going to last with that tone of voice, I tell you.

0:57:18 > 0:57:20Give me a sec. I forgot what I was going to order.

0:57:20 > 0:57:23No, I will not hang on a sec. Go to hell!

0:57:23 > 0:57:24All of you!

0:57:29 > 0:57:31Divorce.

0:57:31 > 0:57:33- Right, are we going to go back for the rest?- Yeah, tomorrow.

0:57:33 > 0:57:36When my dad stops giving me the evil eye.

0:57:36 > 0:57:38Oh, hello.

0:57:38 > 0:57:41My brother know you're wearing one of his shirts?

0:57:45 > 0:57:47Where is he?

0:57:47 > 0:57:50He's upstairs, he's still asleep.

0:57:50 > 0:57:52Has he done something to you?

0:57:52 > 0:57:54No.

0:57:54 > 0:57:58Look, Tyler, go and make a cup of tea or something, yeah.

0:57:58 > 0:58:01I thought we was going to eat.

0:58:01 > 0:58:05Right, well, I'll get a takeaway. What do you want? Pizza? Curry?

0:58:05 > 0:58:09- Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just go. - Right, I'll be ten minutes.- Yes.

0:58:11 > 0:58:15So, are you going to tell me what happened, or..?

0:58:15 > 0:58:19How am I ever going to look Syed in the face again?

0:58:23 > 0:58:24He was torturing me.

0:58:27 > 0:58:29Torturing you?

0:58:30 > 0:58:33With how he might kill your father.

0:58:34 > 0:58:36And he was smiling as he said it.

0:58:38 > 0:58:40Like the devil might smile.

0:58:42 > 0:58:45And in that moment...

0:58:45 > 0:58:48all I wanted was for him to suffer.

0:58:50 > 0:58:54The thought that if he were dead...

0:58:54 > 0:58:56If he were dead, what?

0:58:59 > 0:59:03If he were dead, then it would be over.

0:59:05 > 0:59:09But it's not and it never will be.

0:59:15 > 0:59:20- Masood, don't.- Come here. - No, I don't deserve it.- Zainab.

0:59:25 > 0:59:28How long since we first sat in this room?

0:59:28 > 0:59:32- We were going to break all the rules, remember?- Mmm.

0:59:32 > 0:59:37Yeah, you, erm, you kissed me. And you put guy-liner on me.

0:59:37 > 0:59:42And you said, "Parents should be treated with complete contempt."

0:59:42 > 0:59:44And I remember thinking, "She's wonderful."

0:59:44 > 0:59:50And here we are now, 18 months later.

0:59:50 > 0:59:54Well, actually, it was the 16th November, 2010.

1:00:00 > 1:00:03You know when you said "you knew".

1:00:03 > 1:00:08- Did you never even ask the question? - She's my mum.- Yeah, but...

1:00:08 > 1:00:10what about my dad?

1:00:10 > 1:00:13Do you still think he should be treated with complete contempt?

1:00:13 > 1:00:18You don't choose your parents. You don't choose who you love.

1:00:18 > 1:00:20Why are you not crying?

1:00:20 > 1:00:23Why are you not beating down the walls and calling the police?

1:00:25 > 1:00:29Cos that night, it wasn't just my dad that died.

1:00:31 > 1:00:33Tamwar?

1:00:34 > 1:00:37I'd like a word with Afia alone, please.

1:00:50 > 1:00:53Nobody leaves, nobody so much as moves

1:00:53 > 1:00:56until this stupid, ignorant woman apologises.

1:00:56 > 1:00:59You put that away or I won't be answerable.

1:00:59 > 1:01:01It's a wooden spoon.

1:01:01 > 1:01:02And don't think I won't use it.

1:01:02 > 1:01:04- SHE MOUTHS: Help. - KIM LAUGHS

1:01:04 > 1:01:07Shut up!

1:01:07 > 1:01:08SHE MOUTHS: OK.

1:01:08 > 1:01:11I needed to prove something.

1:01:11 > 1:01:12Like what?

1:01:13 > 1:01:15Christian said I was fooling myself.

1:01:15 > 1:01:17About what?

1:01:17 > 1:01:19- About Anthony.- No.

1:01:19 > 1:01:21No, he fancies you like crazy.

1:01:23 > 1:01:25It's not about fancying.

1:01:25 > 1:01:28Listen, if I was to feel guilty about every stupid thing

1:01:28 > 1:01:32that I've done, then I'd have no time for anything else.

1:01:33 > 1:01:34I wanted to love.

1:01:37 > 1:01:39I wanted to...

1:01:40 > 1:01:44I wanted to feel the things you...

1:01:45 > 1:01:48..you read about and see in films.

1:01:48 > 1:01:52Well, I'm sorry but that's a load of pony anyway.

1:01:52 > 1:01:54What?

1:01:54 > 1:01:57Well, it's just nature's way of luring you in.

1:01:57 > 1:01:58It never lasts.

1:01:58 > 1:02:02I thought I'd feel something.

1:02:03 > 1:02:06But it just felt wrong.

1:02:07 > 1:02:09Empty.

1:02:11 > 1:02:13Cheap.

1:02:20 > 1:02:21Did you know?

1:02:22 > 1:02:23No.

1:02:26 > 1:02:28Does make a horrible kind of sense though.

1:02:31 > 1:02:32What's happened to Amira?

1:02:36 > 1:02:37How are you feeling?

1:02:37 > 1:02:42Er, numb. Can't really take it all in.

1:02:42 > 1:02:45I mean about your back. The burns.

1:02:45 > 1:02:47All that time in hospital.

1:02:47 > 1:02:51That's just ordinary pain, you know.

1:02:51 > 1:02:54You learn to live with ordinary pain.

1:02:54 > 1:02:56Right, the kids are in front of a DVD.

1:02:56 > 1:02:59They should be all right for half an hour.

1:03:00 > 1:03:02Where's your mother?

1:03:02 > 1:03:04Talking to Afia.

1:03:05 > 1:03:09Dad. Let her say what she has to say.

1:03:12 > 1:03:15I'm not asking you to forgive me.

1:03:15 > 1:03:17I don't even want you to forgive me.

1:03:17 > 1:03:20It's not as though I didn't know what he was like.

1:03:20 > 1:03:24Well, then, you know why I have been the way

1:03:24 > 1:03:26that I have been for the last three months.

1:03:27 > 1:03:30You got away with it. What's the problem?

1:03:30 > 1:03:32You really think that?

1:03:32 > 1:03:35You think I got away with it? KNOCK ON DOOR

1:03:35 > 1:03:37Masood, don't answer that!

1:03:37 > 1:03:39Afia, all I'm saying is please,

1:03:39 > 1:03:42please don't take this out on Tamwar, OK.

1:03:42 > 1:03:44It is not his fault. None of it.

1:03:44 > 1:03:48Please, just learn to love each other again. I'm begging of you.

1:03:48 > 1:03:51KNOCK ON DOOR

1:04:03 > 1:04:05Hola.

1:04:05 > 1:04:06- Is Syed there?- Huh?

1:04:06 > 1:04:08Something's kicking off down the restaurant.

1:04:08 > 1:04:10I've tried his mum and dad, but I ain't getting no reply.

1:04:10 > 1:04:12Look, just hang on a minute, yeah?

1:04:14 > 1:04:18- Tam and I were talking before you came in.- Yes.

1:04:18 > 1:04:21Remembering how we used to be.

1:04:21 > 1:04:23Only I can't.

1:04:24 > 1:04:29He reminds me of things I said, things I did.

1:04:30 > 1:04:33And I'm left thinking, "Who was that girl?"

1:04:33 > 1:04:37She was so full of fun and mischief and now look at her.

1:04:37 > 1:04:42Heart of stone. Irritable. A nag.

1:04:44 > 1:04:46But you know what they say.

1:04:48 > 1:04:49Marry a girl...

1:04:50 > 1:04:53..and watch her turn into your mother.

1:04:53 > 1:04:54KNOCKING ON DOOR

1:04:54 > 1:04:57- Just leave it!- I'm going to have to get that, Zainab.- Masood, please.

1:04:57 > 1:04:59They wouldn't be knocking like that if it wasn't important.

1:04:59 > 1:05:02Look, I hate to barge in but I need to talk to you.

1:05:02 > 1:05:04- Not him. Not now. - What is it, Christian?

1:05:04 > 1:05:06A waiter down at the restaurant is going off his nut.

1:05:06 > 1:05:08- Christian? - I don't know the details.

1:05:08 > 1:05:10Tyler goes down there, gets a takeaway,

1:05:10 > 1:05:13- finds this guy having a complete mental breakdown in front of your customers.- What?

1:05:13 > 1:05:15- Where are you going? - To sort it out.- No.

1:05:15 > 1:05:19- Was he being violent?- I don't know. - Can you guys stay here?

1:05:19 > 1:05:23- OK, I'm coming.- Masood, please. - No, it's OK, Mum, I'll go with them.

1:05:23 > 1:05:26- Syed.- OK? OK?

1:05:26 > 1:05:29Keep an eye on her. I'm afraid she'll do something stupid.

1:05:29 > 1:05:33The kids are upstairs watching telly, all right?

1:05:34 > 1:05:38- Zainab?- Just go away, OK? Just...

1:05:38 > 1:05:41No. Cos, apparently, you might do something stupid.

1:05:46 > 1:05:48Just cos the first time wasn't that great...

1:05:48 > 1:05:51You ain't going to believe what was happening...

1:05:51 > 1:05:53Sorry.

1:05:53 > 1:05:56Look, you haven't done anything wrong.

1:05:56 > 1:05:59You haven't failed.

1:06:00 > 1:06:03This is about me and how I feel about myself.

1:06:06 > 1:06:10I really am invisible to you all, aren't I?

1:06:10 > 1:06:11Like I don't have feelings.

1:06:11 > 1:06:17- Like you can say whatever you want to me and I'll just take it.- Ali.

1:06:17 > 1:06:20- What do you want?- Give me the spoon.

1:06:20 > 1:06:23Not until this stupid cow apologises.

1:06:23 > 1:06:25- Look, I was trying to explain... - Shut up!

1:06:25 > 1:06:27But he wouldn't give me a chance.

1:06:27 > 1:06:30Look, I was only having a laugh. I didn't mean it.

1:06:30 > 1:06:32Yeah, it's just what she's like.

1:06:32 > 1:06:35Look, darling, she didn't mean it. She's sorry, really.

1:06:35 > 1:06:37Ali.

1:06:37 > 1:06:38OK.

1:06:40 > 1:06:44- Come here. - I do apologise, ladies and gents.

1:06:44 > 1:06:46Please, carry on with your meals.

1:06:46 > 1:06:49If you can call two poppadoms a meal.

1:06:49 > 1:06:52- OK, we will sort this.- Thank you.

1:06:54 > 1:06:59- OK, Ali, what's the drama? - She kept asking if I was married.

1:06:59 > 1:07:02My wife says she's going to leave me.

1:07:02 > 1:07:04And take the baby. I can't bear it.

1:07:04 > 1:07:07All right, well you're not in any kind of trouble, OK.

1:07:07 > 1:07:10Just relax, we're going to look after you.

1:07:11 > 1:07:15So, everything you've ever thought about me is right.

1:07:15 > 1:07:17I'm a bad person.

1:07:17 > 1:07:22- You were just protecting your family.- No.

1:07:22 > 1:07:24No, it wasn't just that.

1:07:25 > 1:07:28All right, you did it cos you hated him.

1:07:30 > 1:07:32Because he hurt me.

1:07:32 > 1:07:35And now Tamwar is hurting.

1:07:35 > 1:07:39And Afia is right. God is punishing me.

1:07:39 > 1:07:40Is that how God operates?

1:07:40 > 1:07:43Well, we were meant to be going to the Khatam.

1:07:43 > 1:07:47So, tell me, who - who ever is going to forgive me now?

1:07:51 > 1:07:54Look, Zainab, I know it's not much but...

1:07:57 > 1:07:58..I do.

1:08:02 > 1:08:05- I forgive you. - PHONE RINGS

1:08:10 > 1:08:11Hello?

1:08:12 > 1:08:15Masood, everything all right?

1:08:15 > 1:08:17Oh, thank God.

1:08:17 > 1:08:21Thank God. Everyone's OK, yes? All right, then come home soon.

1:08:21 > 1:08:23Love you. Bye.

1:08:23 > 1:08:26Couple of seconds ago, God's punishing you

1:08:26 > 1:08:27and now you're thanking him.

1:08:31 > 1:08:33I tell you what,

1:08:33 > 1:08:36I'll put the kettle on, shall I?

1:08:36 > 1:08:40Dunno about you, but I could do with one.

1:08:40 > 1:08:45- So, what? You were just trying to prove something to yourself, were you?- I don't know.

1:08:45 > 1:08:47I don't know anything. I don't even know who I am.

1:08:47 > 1:08:49But you've got so much going for you.

1:08:49 > 1:08:53I mean, you're beautiful. You've got a lovely little girl.

1:08:53 > 1:08:55- Don't.- What have I said now?

1:08:55 > 1:08:57I'm such a bad mother.

1:08:57 > 1:08:59I try to do the right thing.

1:08:59 > 1:09:03- I want to love her, I do love her, but...- But what?

1:09:03 > 1:09:06You get the husband, you get the child, you get the nice home

1:09:06 > 1:09:09and you expect everything to be perfect.

1:09:09 > 1:09:10But it's not.

1:09:10 > 1:09:12I'll tell Tyler and Lauren not to say anything, all right?

1:09:12 > 1:09:15That's just more pretending. It's the pretending that I can't bear.

1:09:15 > 1:09:19- You're just saying that cos you're unhappy.- I'm always unhappy.

1:09:19 > 1:09:22You know, I don't think I've had a genuine moment of happiness

1:09:22 > 1:09:24since I was ten years old.

1:09:26 > 1:09:29My life is a complete fraud.

1:09:30 > 1:09:33But I'm not fooling anyone, am I?

1:09:33 > 1:09:37I don't even expect anyone to like me.

1:09:37 > 1:09:39The most I can hope for is that they're jealous,

1:09:39 > 1:09:41that they envy me, that they want what I've got.

1:09:43 > 1:09:45If only they knew.

1:09:46 > 1:09:48I like you.

1:09:48 > 1:09:50That's really kind of you.

1:09:52 > 1:09:55But you know what I think when you say that?

1:09:57 > 1:09:58More fool you.

1:10:10 > 1:10:11You know what I think.

1:10:12 > 1:10:15I don't know if this is true but it feels true.

1:10:18 > 1:10:20Life just happens.

1:10:22 > 1:10:24You know, we think we're making all these decisions,

1:10:24 > 1:10:27all these choices about the people we want to be,

1:10:27 > 1:10:30the life we want to lead. But do we?

1:10:32 > 1:10:35I mean, did you choose to be Zainab Masood?

1:10:38 > 1:10:41You didn't choose to be you any more than I chose to be me.

1:10:41 > 1:10:43But here we are.

1:10:44 > 1:10:46Muslim woman, gay man.

1:10:47 > 1:10:50Neither of us chose that.

1:10:52 > 1:10:54I mean, I don't remember any fork in the road saying gay or not gay.

1:10:54 > 1:10:56Just...

1:10:57 > 1:10:58..just is.

1:11:00 > 1:11:03I know that God sets us tests.

1:11:04 > 1:11:06And we either pass or we fail.

1:11:06 > 1:11:10And why would he do that? I mean, what would be the point?

1:11:10 > 1:11:13Well, all I know is that I had a choice.

1:11:13 > 1:11:15And I failed.

1:11:15 > 1:11:18And here I am with nothing to show for it than,

1:11:18 > 1:11:22than my guilt and all that dirty money.

1:11:22 > 1:11:25Yeah, well, you can easily get rid of money.

1:11:25 > 1:11:27All right.

1:11:27 > 1:11:30Here's another question for you.

1:11:31 > 1:11:32Yusef.

1:11:33 > 1:11:35Did he choose to be Yusef?

1:11:36 > 1:11:38Did he decide to do all those...

1:11:38 > 1:11:41all those wicked things?

1:11:41 > 1:11:43They were wicked, weren't they?

1:11:46 > 1:11:47And Sy.

1:11:49 > 1:11:52Did he choose to be Sy?

1:11:52 > 1:11:54Did I choose to fall in love with him?

1:11:56 > 1:11:57No.

1:11:59 > 1:12:00Just happened.

1:12:02 > 1:12:04Sometimes life just...

1:12:07 > 1:12:08..just happens.

1:12:09 > 1:12:11And do you?

1:12:12 > 1:12:14Do I what?

1:12:15 > 1:12:16Do you love my son?

1:12:18 > 1:12:22Zainab, how can you even ask me that, eh?

1:12:22 > 1:12:24The amount of times you must have heard me say it.

1:12:26 > 1:12:28Well, I'm sorry.

1:12:31 > 1:12:34But I don't think that I was listening before.

1:12:40 > 1:12:43Well, maybe we do have a choice, eh?

1:12:45 > 1:12:49Maybe we can choose not to hurt each other any more.

1:12:52 > 1:12:54DOOR OPENS

1:12:56 > 1:13:00Tam and Afia will be along shortly. Dad too.

1:13:05 > 1:13:07Everything all right in here?

1:13:09 > 1:13:15Yeah. I don't know about you, but I am getting very hungry,

1:13:15 > 1:13:18so I am going to go into the kitchen and heat up some food.

1:13:26 > 1:13:28- I've just spoken to his wife.- Hm.

1:13:28 > 1:13:30And apparently it was just a row.

1:13:30 > 1:13:31She was never really going to leave him.

1:13:31 > 1:13:34I didn't even know he was married.

1:13:34 > 1:13:37Well, you didn't ask, did you?

1:13:37 > 1:13:39Erm.

1:13:39 > 1:13:41How are you feeling?

1:13:45 > 1:13:46Ali.

1:13:47 > 1:13:51I've just spoken to your wife and she wants to talk.

1:13:51 > 1:13:55So, I'm going to get you a cab and the fare's on us, all right?

1:13:57 > 1:13:59Anthony? Amira? Can I come in a minute?

1:13:59 > 1:14:01Yeah. Yeah, come in. Come in.

1:14:02 > 1:14:04Oh, what happened to Amira?

1:14:04 > 1:14:07She's gone.

1:14:07 > 1:14:08Where to?

1:14:10 > 1:14:13Tyler said that there's some drink in here somewhere.

1:14:13 > 1:14:15It's just there, babes.

1:14:15 > 1:14:18So, are you OK?

1:14:18 > 1:14:20Yeah. Just a bit hungry, that's all.

1:14:20 > 1:14:24Oh, well, me and Tyler are going to get a pizza if you're up for it.

1:14:24 > 1:14:27Well, I've got monkfish in the fridge if you...

1:14:27 > 1:14:30OK. Yeah, sure. Why not?

1:14:30 > 1:14:32Right. Monkfish it is, then.

1:14:44 > 1:14:47So, what? Are you saying we got him all wrong?

1:14:47 > 1:14:51We owe your life to Christian, let's not forget that.

1:14:51 > 1:14:53Come on, there must be more to it than that.

1:14:53 > 1:14:55We just had a chat. That's all.

1:14:56 > 1:15:01- Yeah. And? - And we worked out a few things.

1:15:01 > 1:15:05- Like what?- Ha-ha. Ask your mum.

1:15:10 > 1:15:11Hm-huh.

1:15:12 > 1:15:17Hiya. Where've you been?

1:15:17 > 1:15:20Oh, I've been trying to walk off this headache.

1:15:20 > 1:15:22It didn't work. I'm going to go and lie down.

1:15:22 > 1:15:24Can I do anything?

1:15:26 > 1:15:27I'm OK.

1:15:31 > 1:15:34Amira. You're just in time. We're about to eat.

1:15:34 > 1:15:37Then, we're heading off to the mosque for the Khatam.

1:15:37 > 1:15:39I'm not up to it, I'm sorry.

1:15:46 > 1:15:51Christian, are you going to stay and join us for dinner?

1:15:53 > 1:15:54If that's all right.

1:15:54 > 1:15:59Of course. Could you run me a quick errand first though, please?

1:16:01 > 1:16:04- Yeah, sure.- Thank you.

1:16:11 > 1:16:14Let's go and endure this family dinner.

1:16:14 > 1:16:15I can get you out of it if you want.

1:16:15 > 1:16:17I mean, Mum's hardly in a position to kick up a fuss.

1:16:17 > 1:16:20Well, if I can go through what I've been through

1:16:20 > 1:16:22in the last three months,

1:16:22 > 1:16:25I'm sure I can manage another couple of hours.

1:16:25 > 1:16:26And...

1:16:26 > 1:16:31what about us? How do you feel about us?

1:16:31 > 1:16:35- I'm going to try. And you?- Yeah.

1:16:41 > 1:16:43- It smells nice, you know. - Yes, I know it smells nice, Kim,

1:16:43 > 1:16:45but we can wait until we get in the house.

1:16:45 > 1:16:49- Just a little bite. It's going to get cold, you know.- No! We're going to put it on a plate, tonight.

1:16:49 > 1:16:52- You really think you're Mum, innit. - No, I'm just trying to be civilised.

1:16:52 > 1:16:55"Just trying to be civilised." I'm damn hungry, man.

1:16:55 > 1:16:59I know, I'm hungry too. And tired. And fed up.

1:16:59 > 1:17:01Let's get inside.

1:17:01 > 1:17:05- Oh! What's that?- A letter.

1:17:07 > 1:17:10I'll get it, shall I? Yeah.

1:17:10 > 1:17:12I could murder a drink right now.

1:17:12 > 1:17:16We haven't got any drinks. Can't afford any drinks.

1:17:21 > 1:17:27- We can now with £130,000!- Ah!

1:17:27 > 1:17:29- Oh, Zainab, you beauty! Ah!- Ah!

1:17:29 > 1:17:31Let me look, let me look.

1:17:31 > 1:17:34Hmm, lovely. So, this is monkfish?

1:17:34 > 1:17:40- My mum don't really get past fish fingers.- It's a hidden talent.

1:17:40 > 1:17:44- And how are you, bruv? You all right now?- Yeah, yeah, I'm all right.

1:17:44 > 1:17:48Look, between you and me, all right, she hasn't had much experience.

1:17:48 > 1:17:52Only Syed. And you know he's, he's gay. She just got nervous.

1:17:52 > 1:17:55That's what all this is about.

1:17:56 > 1:18:00So, was there ever a time you was inexperienced, Lauren?

1:18:04 > 1:18:06Right, so you're still on then?

1:18:06 > 1:18:10Yeah, it just needs a bit of time.

1:18:10 > 1:18:12Tuck in.

1:18:15 > 1:18:20So, what actually happens at one of these, you know, Khatams?

1:18:20 > 1:18:23It's like a group prayer to cleanse you of ill fortune.

1:18:23 > 1:18:25It's about forgiveness.

1:18:25 > 1:18:28Well, we could all do with a bit of that, eh?

1:18:32 > 1:18:36Christian, would you like to come along?

1:18:38 > 1:18:40Really?

1:18:41 > 1:18:45Yes. I mean, you don't have to take part, obviously.

1:18:45 > 1:18:47But if you'd like to watch.

1:18:47 > 1:18:50If you'd like to that's all.

1:18:50 > 1:18:54I'd like to. I'd like that very much.

1:18:54 > 1:18:59What about you, Afia? Are you going to come to the Khatam?

1:18:59 > 1:19:03- Actually, Dad, me and Afia, we're feeling really tired. It's been a long day.- No.

1:19:03 > 1:19:05It's all right, Tam. I'd like to go.

1:19:05 > 1:19:07Thank you, Afia.

1:19:11 > 1:19:15You all right? Come join us.

1:19:15 > 1:19:19Can I have a word with you, please? In private.

1:19:19 > 1:19:21Sure.

1:19:30 > 1:19:32How's the head?

1:19:34 > 1:19:38- What's with the bags? - I've made a decision.

1:19:38 > 1:19:40OK?

1:19:40 > 1:19:42There's no point pretending.

1:19:42 > 1:19:44What do you mean?

1:19:44 > 1:19:48You don't love me. You're never going to love me the way that I want you to.

1:19:48 > 1:19:50You love someone else.

1:19:50 > 1:19:51Amira, I...

1:19:51 > 1:19:56It's not fair on me, it's not fair on you. I've got to take control of the situation.

1:19:57 > 1:20:00I need you to look after Yasmin for me.

1:20:00 > 1:20:05- What?- Just for a couple of days, just until I sort myself out.

1:20:05 > 1:20:08- I need some time by myself. - Well, you can't leave now.

1:20:08 > 1:20:11I've got a taxi waiting outside. Please, don't tell the others.

1:20:11 > 1:20:14- I don't want to spoil it for everyone.- Amira.

1:20:14 > 1:20:17Nothing you can say will make me change my mind.

1:20:17 > 1:20:19Where you going to go?

1:20:19 > 1:20:20Not far.

1:20:21 > 1:20:23I'll be in touch.

1:20:23 > 1:20:26Just promise me you won't say anything.

1:20:26 > 1:20:28Just make up an excuse. Just...

1:20:30 > 1:20:33..tell them whatever.

1:20:35 > 1:20:37I'm sorry it didn't work out.

1:20:39 > 1:20:41I've got to go.

1:21:05 > 1:21:09MASOOD: I would like to propose a toast.

1:21:11 > 1:21:15This family has been through so much over the last 12 months.

1:21:16 > 1:21:18So much pain.

1:21:18 > 1:21:22So much hurt. So much anger.

1:21:23 > 1:21:27And, yet, amazingly, we're all still here.

1:21:28 > 1:21:31I know it's a long, long road,

1:21:31 > 1:21:37but I believe that the love that's round this table,

1:21:37 > 1:21:40the love that we share,

1:21:40 > 1:21:42the love we all feel, right?

1:21:44 > 1:21:48I believe that this love will see us through.

1:21:49 > 1:21:51I'm so proud of us all.

1:21:53 > 1:21:57Come, Pappu, this is important. Is Amira not coming?

1:21:57 > 1:22:00No, she's just had a call from her cousin.

1:22:00 > 1:22:02Apparently, Qadim's been taken ill.

1:22:02 > 1:22:05She didn't want to leave, but she felt she had to.

1:22:05 > 1:22:08She apologises for leaving so suddenly.

1:22:08 > 1:22:09Is it serious?

1:22:09 > 1:22:11She won't know until she gets there.

1:22:11 > 1:22:15Well, we'll keep him in our prayers.

1:22:16 > 1:22:18So, raise your glass, son.

1:22:18 > 1:22:21To the family.

1:22:23 > 1:22:24To Christian.

1:22:25 > 1:22:28To us all. Nayi shuruaat aur lambi zindagi.

1:22:28 > 1:22:32That means new start and long life.

1:22:32 > 1:22:35Say it again.

1:22:35 > 1:22:38Nayi shuruaat aur lambi zindagi.

1:22:38 > 1:22:41Nayi... Say it again.

1:22:43 > 1:22:46- Cheers.- Cheers.- Cheers.

1:23:04 > 1:23:06MUSIC ON RADIO

1:23:19 > 1:23:21All right, Mum?

1:23:21 > 1:23:23Yeah. A bit thirsty.

1:23:23 > 1:23:26What? Not too old for a little bop, am I?

1:23:26 > 1:23:28Oh, your hair's a bit flat, Mand, innit?

1:23:28 > 1:23:31Borrow some of my hairspray if you want?

1:23:57 > 1:23:59Hev... Oh, Hev, you've got to save me.

1:23:59 > 1:24:04I'm so ashamed of myself. It's the kitchen...

1:24:04 > 1:24:07it's clean.

1:24:07 > 1:24:08Can I come round?

1:24:08 > 1:24:10Come round?

1:24:10 > 1:24:15Erm, it's just that Andrew, he's just moved in, and...

1:24:15 > 1:24:16'Moved in?'

1:24:16 > 1:24:19Yeah, and we're sort of celebrating.

1:24:19 > 1:24:21Congratulations.

1:24:21 > 1:24:25Listen, some other time, yeah?

1:24:25 > 1:24:26See you. Bye.

1:24:31 > 1:24:34Do you think Amira will come back?

1:24:34 > 1:24:36- No.- No?

1:24:36 > 1:24:38Why d'you have to be so negative all the time?

1:24:38 > 1:24:41I'm just managing expectations. You know, it's the vital,

1:24:41 > 1:24:44yet under-appreciated role I play in this family.

1:24:44 > 1:24:46Whereas it's your job to make vague, sweeping statements

1:24:46 > 1:24:50denigrating the key personality traits of the ones you hold dearest.

1:24:50 > 1:24:53Why d'you have to be so long-winded all the time?

1:24:53 > 1:24:57Been thinking. Why don't we take the night off, do something?

1:24:57 > 1:25:01We can't. We're short-staffed. I'm just going to...

1:25:03 > 1:25:07He's just a bit sensitive at the moment, Afia, that's all.

1:25:07 > 1:25:09- We all are.- Yeah.

1:25:09 > 1:25:13Wait - I've got an idea.

1:25:13 > 1:25:17I do love this house, Ian - it's so spacious,

1:25:17 > 1:25:19yet homey at the same time, innit?

1:25:19 > 1:25:22No wonder my daughter's nailed her hat here.

1:25:22 > 1:25:25I would do too, given half the chance.

1:25:28 > 1:25:33Well, you're welcome to stay as long as you like.

1:25:33 > 1:25:37- You are drunk. - Drunk? Do I look drunk to you, Ian?

1:25:37 > 1:25:39No, not really, no...

1:25:39 > 1:25:43Well, that doesn't mean anything - she's an alcoholic.

1:25:43 > 1:25:46I can tell the signs. Look at her eyes.

1:25:46 > 1:25:48You're seeing things, love. I don't blame her -

1:25:48 > 1:25:51Mandy's been through some tough times with me.

1:25:51 > 1:25:53I'm grateful she's let me back in her life.

1:25:53 > 1:25:56I think you'd better make a move, Mum.

1:25:56 > 1:25:57A move?

1:25:57 > 1:26:01Yeah. Ian's been really polite, you don't want to outstay your welcome.

1:26:01 > 1:26:04Is that what I've done?

1:26:06 > 1:26:08No. No, not at all.

1:26:08 > 1:26:11See, I thought we were just getting to know each other, you know.

1:26:11 > 1:26:15I mean, he hasn't met the real me yet. Has he, Mand?

1:26:19 > 1:26:22- There you go, Zee. - Thank you.

1:26:22 > 1:26:26You know, I just wanted to say that, for everything that you've done

1:26:26 > 1:26:31for Kim, Patrick, me - I am eternally grateful.

1:26:31 > 1:26:34Don't be silly - it's my pleasure.

1:26:34 > 1:26:36Well, it means a lot, so...

1:26:36 > 1:26:38- Dee, Dee, Dee.- What?

1:26:38 > 1:26:40Check this out. Check this out. Look.

1:26:40 > 1:26:43- Now, you see this Jacuzzi, right? - Yeah.

1:26:43 > 1:26:45Now, picture it with "Kimberley's Palace"

1:26:45 > 1:26:48emblazoned across the side with neon lights.

1:26:48 > 1:26:50Hmm? This has got to be top of the list.

1:26:50 > 1:26:53- Oh, you've got a list? - Oh, yeah, too right.

1:26:53 > 1:26:56Listen, when you're spending big money, you have to be organised.

1:26:56 > 1:26:59- No messing about. - Very commendable.

1:26:59 > 1:27:01Yes, but me and Kim,

1:27:01 > 1:27:04we were just saying how grateful we are, right, Kim?

1:27:04 > 1:27:07- Oh, yeah. Thanks. - And, obviously,

1:27:07 > 1:27:11if there's anything that we can ever do to repay the favour, then...

1:27:11 > 1:27:14It's funny you should say that...

1:27:14 > 1:27:17You texting Amira again? How many you sent her now?

1:27:17 > 1:27:19About two and a half.

1:27:19 > 1:27:21Half? How can you send half a message?

1:27:21 > 1:27:23One was a kiss.

1:27:23 > 1:27:25Oh...please make it stop. It's embarrassing.

1:27:25 > 1:27:29Two words, eh, Whitney Dean.

1:27:30 > 1:27:32- Well, good morning.- Morning.

1:27:32 > 1:27:34You just up?

1:27:34 > 1:27:37So? And by the way, have any of you two ever heard of loo roll?

1:27:37 > 1:27:40Have you ever heard of a thing called a shop?

1:27:40 > 1:27:43All right, I'll go and get some. Cash, please?

1:27:44 > 1:27:45Use your own.

1:27:45 > 1:27:48I kind of haven't got any.

1:27:48 > 1:27:51- Well, how are you planning on paying the rent, then?- Rent?

1:27:51 > 1:27:53Mm-hmm.

1:27:55 > 1:27:57Maybe you're just being paranoid.

1:27:57 > 1:28:00It's like your mum said - she's given you reason in the past.

1:28:00 > 1:28:02Yeah, but you don't know her.

1:28:02 > 1:28:05She's sly, she's trying to get you onside.

1:28:05 > 1:28:09Look, if I'm on anyone's side it's yours, all right?

1:28:09 > 1:28:13But she is your mum, and, look, maybe she needs you

1:28:13 > 1:28:16- and this is her cry for help. - DOOR OPENS

1:28:16 > 1:28:19Ahh, just the lady that I need.

1:28:19 > 1:28:22"Oh, hello, Dad, how are you?"

1:28:22 > 1:28:25Erm, can you do me a favour? Can you hand these out.

1:28:25 > 1:28:27Seriously?

1:28:27 > 1:28:30Yeah, seriously. Look, McKlunky's is sticking a big dent in our profits.

1:28:30 > 1:28:34- It'll just take a couple of hours. - Why can't she do it?

1:28:34 > 1:28:36Well, it's a good point - you could help.

1:28:36 > 1:28:38I would, but...

1:28:38 > 1:28:41Big girl, me. Besides, I've got plenty here to keep me entertained.

1:28:41 > 1:28:44Settled, then.

1:28:46 > 1:28:49- Why not?- Lauren, look at it from my point of view.

1:28:49 > 1:28:54Why would I want to employ someone who is lazy, irresponsible and for most of the time, drunk?

1:28:54 > 1:28:57Fine, second-rate car sales ain't really my scene anyway.

1:28:57 > 1:28:59- Good.- And the money was a joke.

1:28:59 > 1:29:02Right, well, don't forget to put me down as your referee, yeah?

1:29:02 > 1:29:04Hello, darling.

1:29:05 > 1:29:09- What did she say?- She wanted her job back, didn't she? Cheeky mare.

1:29:09 > 1:29:11Maybe you should give it back. We can keep an eye on her.

1:29:11 > 1:29:15I know what I'm doing. She'll come running back in under six hours.

1:29:19 > 1:29:22Princess Amira off shopping, is she? Left you with the baby.

1:29:22 > 1:29:24Didn't Ant tell you? She's left Walford.

1:29:28 > 1:29:30Vodka.

1:29:30 > 1:29:32Cheese.

1:29:32 > 1:29:34Not the type you find in the back of your fridge.

1:29:34 > 1:29:37This is bona fide Stinking Bishop.

1:29:37 > 1:29:39And wait for it, wait for it...

1:29:39 > 1:29:42Cagney and Lacey box set, I got it down the market.

1:29:43 > 1:29:46Well, slap me down, Hev, I expected a better reaction than that.

1:29:46 > 1:29:48She said she was busy.

1:29:48 > 1:29:52Pen. Paper. We can make a list.

1:29:52 > 1:29:53A list?

1:29:53 > 1:29:58- Yeah, you know. Things to do. It's what honoured maids do, innit? - It's actually all sorted.

1:29:58 > 1:30:00Nah, come on, there must be something. Flowers?

1:30:00 > 1:30:02Mr Trueman's getting them.

1:30:02 > 1:30:06What about them little name thingies that you put on the table?

1:30:06 > 1:30:09- No, we're not making it that formal. - DJ?

1:30:09 > 1:30:11By sorted, we meant...sorted.

1:30:11 > 1:30:14Erm, there is one thing you can do.

1:30:14 > 1:30:16We haven't decided on the reading yet.

1:30:16 > 1:30:18So, s'pose you could help out with that.

1:30:23 > 1:30:25Stop being so thick, all right, Tamwar?

1:30:25 > 1:30:29we're here to run the restaurant so that you can have a nice evening with Afia.

1:30:29 > 1:30:32- Here you go.- There's no need, cos she knows we're busy.- Masood!

1:30:32 > 1:30:35Yeah, yeah, look, Tam, after everything

1:30:35 > 1:30:37we've been through recently - Afia especially -

1:30:37 > 1:30:40we need to be a bit... kinder to each other.

1:30:40 > 1:30:43Now, look, Tam, it's time for you to step up.

1:30:43 > 1:30:45Your wife needs you.

1:30:53 > 1:30:55You know, I reckon I was wrong about your mum.

1:30:55 > 1:30:57She's nice. Brave, even.

1:30:59 > 1:31:02It must be hard, battling an alcohol addiction.

1:31:02 > 1:31:06You must really, really trust her.

1:31:06 > 1:31:11You know what? Tell Ian I ain't his skivvy.

1:31:13 > 1:31:16Where's she off to?

1:31:17 > 1:31:20Oh, give them here. I'll do it.

1:31:20 > 1:31:22BOTH: # Diamonds and Pearls... #

1:31:22 > 1:31:25To the D to the I to the A to the M.

1:31:25 > 1:31:28O to the N to the D to the pearls of love...

1:31:28 > 1:31:29Perfect.

1:31:29 > 1:31:30Perfect!

1:31:32 > 1:31:34Or maybe not.

1:31:35 > 1:31:37It's a bit...

1:31:37 > 1:31:41- A bit what?- It's a lot tacky.

1:31:42 > 1:31:47- Maybe he's right, Shirl. - It's Prince! It's class!

1:31:47 > 1:31:49I was thinking a poem.

1:31:50 > 1:31:52Hev's never read a poem in her life!

1:31:52 > 1:31:54- Shakespeare - a love sonnet. - Oh, shut up.

1:31:54 > 1:31:58You can't have Shakespeare at your wedding - tell him.

1:31:58 > 1:32:00I like Romeo and Juliet.

1:32:00 > 1:32:03You like Leonardo DiCaprio, it ain't the same thing.

1:32:03 > 1:32:06I'm just saying, maybe we should discuss it first.

1:32:06 > 1:32:09You know - in private.

1:32:09 > 1:32:10OK, sure.

1:32:10 > 1:32:14No. We're going to compete for this.

1:32:14 > 1:32:19You think you know Hev better than me? Prove it.

1:32:19 > 1:32:21All right, then.

1:32:21 > 1:32:23All right, then.

1:32:27 > 1:32:30Mum!

1:32:39 > 1:32:41Mum!

1:32:42 > 1:32:45Mum! Mum!

1:32:45 > 1:32:48Mum. Mum!

1:32:48 > 1:32:50I was having a kip.

1:32:53 > 1:32:58All the things you said, the counselling, the medication...

1:32:58 > 1:33:00What you doing back so soon? You checking up on me?

1:33:02 > 1:33:06Mum, you can't keep drinking like this...

1:33:06 > 1:33:09Oh, leave it out, Mand. I'm fed up with this high and mighty act.

1:33:09 > 1:33:11It ain't you, so drop it.

1:33:15 > 1:33:17Come on.

1:33:17 > 1:33:20Come and sit with your old mum, eh?

1:33:20 > 1:33:25Come on. We've barely spent any time together since I first got here.

1:33:30 > 1:33:32You know why I do it, don't you?

1:33:34 > 1:33:38I don't mean to, but it just helps, you know?

1:33:38 > 1:33:40Helps stop the pain.

1:33:42 > 1:33:46D'you know what really hurts? Cuts me to the quick.

1:33:48 > 1:33:52To think, if that stuck-up little madam hadn't got in touch,

1:33:52 > 1:33:54I never would have known about any of this.

1:33:54 > 1:33:57You wouldn't have told me.

1:33:59 > 1:34:01Now you want to get rid of me.

1:34:03 > 1:34:05This is my life, Mum.

1:34:06 > 1:34:12Mine. You don't get to take everything from me.

1:34:12 > 1:34:15Kept your priorities the same - always looking out for number one -

1:34:15 > 1:34:17just like you've always done.

1:34:19 > 1:34:20Is that right?

1:34:22 > 1:34:26So who was it, Mum, that used to sit up all night by the phone

1:34:26 > 1:34:31waiting to call the police just in case you didn't come home?

1:34:31 > 1:34:34Who was it, Mum, that would sit up all night while you slept,

1:34:34 > 1:34:36waiting for you to choke on your own vomit?

1:34:36 > 1:34:41Or stand outside your bedroom door, Mum,

1:34:41 > 1:34:44waiting for your moans to turn into screams?

1:34:44 > 1:34:48That's right. Yeah, total mess-up, me. No wonder you want rid.

1:34:48 > 1:34:50I never said that...

1:34:50 > 1:34:54No, you don't have to. You've always thought you were better than me.

1:34:54 > 1:34:57Making out you're all lah-di-dah.

1:34:57 > 1:35:01I tell you, you're no different from me.

1:35:01 > 1:35:04A washed-up old tart.

1:35:09 > 1:35:13You're jealous, Mum. That's what this is.

1:35:16 > 1:35:19Cos I've found someone who...who cares about me

1:35:19 > 1:35:21and you don't like it.

1:35:21 > 1:35:26Because I can do something, Mum, you've never been capable of...

1:35:28 > 1:35:31..I can get someone to love me.

1:35:31 > 1:35:34Oh, sweetheart.

1:35:34 > 1:35:37Oh, Mandy Moo.

1:35:37 > 1:35:39I've told you this before.

1:35:41 > 1:35:45Men don't fall in love with girls like you.

1:35:45 > 1:35:47Cos you're nothing

1:35:47 > 1:35:52but a skinny little cow.

1:35:52 > 1:35:56There is not one lovable bone in that entire body of yours.

1:35:57 > 1:36:03And if you died tomorrow, d'you think anyone would shed a tear?

1:36:03 > 1:36:05No.

1:36:05 > 1:36:07Do you think anybody would be there at your graveside?

1:36:11 > 1:36:12No.

1:36:19 > 1:36:21- IAN:- You all right?

1:36:23 > 1:36:25Mandy?

1:36:29 > 1:36:30What's happened?

1:36:35 > 1:36:38It was like a hijack. Like a parental hijack.

1:36:38 > 1:36:42Well, your mum's assertiveness has its uses sometimes.

1:36:43 > 1:36:46- What's that? Baked beans? - Well, you weren't expecting me

1:36:46 > 1:36:49to slave all day in the kitchen, now, were you?

1:36:49 > 1:36:53I mean, this is the 21st century, Tam. Now, sit down.

1:36:55 > 1:36:57OK.

1:37:00 > 1:37:03Who's my favourite female singer?

1:37:03 > 1:37:05Is it Madonna?

1:37:05 > 1:37:08Madonna? You muppet. Hazel Dean.

1:37:08 > 1:37:14Correct. Next question - what's my favourite song?

1:37:14 > 1:37:16I know this, I know this - it's Careless Whisper.

1:37:16 > 1:37:18Uh. Trick question.

1:37:18 > 1:37:24I got it, I got it - it's Wham, Wake Me Up - pride of place in your vinyl collection, innit?

1:37:24 > 1:37:27That's number two. It's Mel And Kim, Respectable.

1:37:27 > 1:37:32Correct. Right, that's four to Shirley, zero to Andrew.

1:37:32 > 1:37:35# Diamonds and Pearls... #

1:37:35 > 1:37:38Next question, what's George's favourite song?

1:37:38 > 1:37:41- The Wheels On The Bus. - Correct.

1:37:41 > 1:37:42No, hang on a minute.

1:37:42 > 1:37:45This quiz is supposed to be about you, not George.

1:37:45 > 1:37:49Yeah, so George is me. OK.

1:37:49 > 1:37:52What is George's favourite food?

1:37:53 > 1:37:57Mashed banana with chocolate sprinkles.

1:37:57 > 1:37:59- Correct.- Yes!

1:37:59 > 1:38:03She all right? I didn't mean anything that I said. You know, she's over-sensitive.

1:38:03 > 1:38:06You know what mothers and daughters can be like.

1:38:06 > 1:38:08Yeah, how about we all go out for a meal?

1:38:08 > 1:38:10- You an' all, Lucy.- Lovely.

1:38:10 > 1:38:13Yeah, I think it's what we need - you know, get out of the house.

1:38:13 > 1:38:16Yeah. Lovely.

1:38:19 > 1:38:22Who's the prettiest girl in the world? Who is?

1:38:22 > 1:38:24Not when she's making that face.

1:38:24 > 1:38:27You better not need a nappy change, Yaz.

1:38:27 > 1:38:31- I will leave you to enjoy the perks of fatherhood. - Yeah, while I still can.

1:38:31 > 1:38:36- Amira called - she's taking her back tonight.- No...

1:38:36 > 1:38:40Just when I was getting used to it.

1:38:40 > 1:38:43Syed, you'll always be her father.

1:38:45 > 1:38:53Ma. About yesterday...Christian... it meant a lot.

1:38:59 > 1:39:02- You all right?- Hello.

1:39:02 > 1:39:07- Kim? - Anthony - hope you're all right.

1:39:07 > 1:39:10- I'm sure she didn't mean to hurt you.- What you talking about?

1:39:10 > 1:39:14- Have you not spoken to Tyler? - Not recently. Why?

1:39:14 > 1:39:17Look, maybe it's best if he tells you.

1:39:17 > 1:39:21I think it's best if you tell me, don't you?

1:39:22 > 1:39:25College leavers?

1:39:25 > 1:39:29And by that, you mean with some sort of grades, I suppose?

1:39:29 > 1:39:31All right, thank you. Bye.

1:39:33 > 1:39:36Oh, that bad, is it?

1:39:36 > 1:39:42What? No, my head just felt a bit heavy, that's all.

1:39:42 > 1:39:45Why don't you come home, sweetheart? I miss you.

1:39:45 > 1:39:48House feels empty without you, and Abi's going off on a school trip

1:39:48 > 1:39:50- next week so it'll feel even emptier...- Don't, Mum.

1:39:50 > 1:39:53- What?- Guilt trip me.

1:39:53 > 1:39:57I'll still be there for you, with the scan and everything, I just won't be in the same house as you.

1:39:57 > 1:40:00What are you going to live off?

1:40:00 > 1:40:04- Wages, like most human beings. - You haven't got a job.

1:40:04 > 1:40:08Ah, see, that is where you're wrong.

1:40:18 > 1:40:23OK, so it's neck and neck - 24 points each.

1:40:23 > 1:40:25Final question...

1:40:25 > 1:40:29How...do I take my tea?

1:40:32 > 1:40:36Milky, three sugars. Sucker!

1:40:36 > 1:40:40Actually, Shirl, that's the wrong answer. Andrew?

1:40:40 > 1:40:44It's milky, two and a half sugars.

1:40:44 > 1:40:46Correct.

1:40:46 > 1:40:50No, it ain't. I've been making her tea over 20 years.

1:40:50 > 1:40:54Well, it's a New Year's resolution, Shirl - I've cut down this year.

1:40:54 > 1:40:56Guess that means I won?

1:40:56 > 1:40:58Guess so.

1:41:00 > 1:41:04Right. Well...

1:41:06 > 1:41:08Congratulations.

1:41:11 > 1:41:15Better start learning your Shakespeare, Hev.

1:41:15 > 1:41:19"Forsooth, thee looks as fit as a rose, Hev."

1:41:21 > 1:41:24Designer clothes, underwear, shoes...more shoes!

1:41:24 > 1:41:27What? I need a new wardrobe, don't I?

1:41:27 > 1:41:28Kim, we said we'd discuss what we spent.

1:41:28 > 1:41:31Anyway, it'll be ages before we see the money, anyway.

1:41:31 > 1:41:34What about the bling watch that you bought?

1:41:34 > 1:41:36I gave you that money in good faith,

1:41:36 > 1:41:39- trusting that you would use it wisely.- Oh, right, so you want it back now?

1:41:39 > 1:41:41No...that's not what I'm saying.

1:41:41 > 1:41:45- So what are you saying? Just say, or just butt out.- Oh!

1:41:45 > 1:41:47Nice one, sis!

1:41:48 > 1:41:50- Why don't you just get out of the place?- What?

1:41:53 > 1:41:54You all right, love?

1:41:54 > 1:42:01Well, Ian Beale, I just want to thank you for your hospitality to me

1:42:01 > 1:42:02and my daughter.

1:42:04 > 1:42:07Let's order champagne - celebrate!

1:42:07 > 1:42:09- No, Mum.- Ian's a man of class.

1:42:09 > 1:42:13I bet you know all the names of the fancy ones, don't you?

1:42:13 > 1:42:15- We're not ordering champagne. - Lucy!

1:42:15 > 1:42:19Oh, you can't afford it. Sorry, I didn't think...

1:42:19 > 1:42:24No. Well, s'pose one bottle won't hurt, will it?

1:42:24 > 1:42:27Masood... A bottle of that.

1:42:35 > 1:42:36Ready for pudding?

1:42:36 > 1:42:41- Yeah, Angel Delight? - Very funny. Right, are you ready?

1:42:41 > 1:42:42Yeah.

1:42:44 > 1:42:48Look, I know you wanted a life-size one, but, well, I thought

1:42:48 > 1:42:53I'd make you an edible one because it's cheaper and more fun for me.

1:42:53 > 1:42:54It's not very good, is it?

1:42:54 > 1:42:56I never said I was an expert baker,

1:42:56 > 1:42:59and I was never, ever any good at colouring in between the lines,

1:42:59 > 1:43:03but, actually, Tam, I think I've got the shape down pretty well.

1:43:03 > 1:43:06You like it, then?

1:43:06 > 1:43:07Yeah.

1:43:08 > 1:43:10Ow!

1:43:10 > 1:43:11- Sorry.- No...

1:43:11 > 1:43:14- I'm sorry.- Afia...

1:43:18 > 1:43:19All right?

1:43:23 > 1:43:25I take it you've heard, then?

1:43:26 > 1:43:28Gutted?

1:43:31 > 1:43:33Can I... Can I get a beer?

1:43:40 > 1:43:42You know, you're better off without her, mate.

1:43:42 > 1:43:45Don't. Just don't talk.

1:43:50 > 1:43:57Zee, look, I wanted to say sorry for snapping at you earlier.

1:43:57 > 1:44:01You're right. Kim and I - it was a bit rash, spending the money.

1:44:01 > 1:44:06I am gonna sit down and have a proper think about it.

1:44:06 > 1:44:09- That's very sensible. - So we're mates?

1:44:09 > 1:44:10- Yes.- Great.

1:44:10 > 1:44:13You know what, Denise? Why don't I come over tomorrow

1:44:13 > 1:44:15and then we can work it out? It'll only take a few hours.

1:44:15 > 1:44:18- Fantastic!- Great. Let's go.

1:44:19 > 1:44:22Erm, where did you get that from?

1:44:22 > 1:44:24They made it for me specially at the bar.

1:44:24 > 1:44:29You don't mind do you, love? She's scared I'll embarrass her and get drunk.

1:44:29 > 1:44:33That's Mand all over, always been ashamed of her old mum.

1:44:33 > 1:44:35- Maybe she has good reason.- Lucy!

1:44:35 > 1:44:38That why she didn't tell Dad you stole his money?

1:44:38 > 1:44:41I thought you said it was to pay back a loan?

1:44:41 > 1:44:43What difference does it make?

1:44:43 > 1:44:45So she did steal from me?

1:44:45 > 1:44:48Yeah. Why are you sitting there and letting her get away with it?

1:44:48 > 1:44:53- I thought you respected me?- Oh, Ian, my love. Why would I respect you?

1:44:53 > 1:44:55- How dare you?! - I think we should go.

1:44:55 > 1:44:59Come on, we're having a nice time. What's the rush? You can take a joke, can't you?

1:44:59 > 1:45:04- I think I missed the punchline. - So, you and my daughter - it's the real deal, is it?

1:45:04 > 1:45:05Yeah, that's right.

1:45:05 > 1:45:09Love's young dream? Jumping you every night, is she? Can't get enough?

1:45:09 > 1:45:13- Mum, don't be sick! - I thought not. Well, don't that tell you something, eh?

1:45:13 > 1:45:18I bet she makes you work for it too, don't she? Nice presents, drinks, evenings out...

1:45:18 > 1:45:22and then, maybe, just maybe, you'll get lucky.

1:45:22 > 1:45:25But it's always on a promise.

1:45:35 > 1:45:38Mandy! Mandy, wait up.

1:45:40 > 1:45:43- What is Ian thinking of with her? - No idea.

1:45:43 > 1:45:48- Hello.- All right? - So this is it, yeah? The big job?

1:45:48 > 1:45:52Bit of cleaning for Janine? What was it, more your scene?

1:45:52 > 1:45:55For your information, Dad, it's well good -

1:45:55 > 1:45:58I've met loads of cool people. Lola's a right laugh.

1:45:58 > 1:46:01D'you want a chip? Have a chip, I don't need all these.

1:46:01 > 1:46:05No, no, no. I'm not hungry, actually. Janine bought us all pizzas to say thank you.

1:46:05 > 1:46:08- Ow, wow. Sounds great. - That's nice, innit?

1:46:08 > 1:46:11Yeah, have a good night.

1:46:11 > 1:46:14Look after yourself, won't you?

1:46:16 > 1:46:18Six hours, you said.

1:46:27 > 1:46:29Oi!

1:46:29 > 1:46:33- You drunken idiot!- Don't ask.

1:46:39 > 1:46:41She let you win, do you know that?

1:46:41 > 1:46:47- What?- It's true. You don't know Hev. Not really.

1:46:47 > 1:46:49Not sure Heather would agree with you.

1:46:49 > 1:46:52Where were you, Andrew, when all the important things happened?

1:46:52 > 1:46:55Where were you when I was drying her tears

1:46:55 > 1:46:58when her bully of a mother called her a pig?

1:46:58 > 1:47:03Where were you when I was picking up the pieces of her broken heart for the umpteenth time?

1:47:03 > 1:47:07You ever sat up with her all night listening to Careless Whisper on repeat

1:47:07 > 1:47:08until she falls asleep?

1:47:10 > 1:47:13Where were you, Andrew?

1:47:13 > 1:47:14I was there.

1:47:15 > 1:47:16I know Hev.

1:47:16 > 1:47:22And d'you know why Andrew doesn't know that stuff, Shirl?

1:47:22 > 1:47:25Because that's not who I am any more.

1:47:25 > 1:47:30I'm not your loser sidekick whose only relationship was with someone

1:47:30 > 1:47:32who didn't love me back.

1:47:32 > 1:47:35I've moved on from all that. I'm happy.

1:47:38 > 1:47:41And so, you should be happy for me too.

1:47:43 > 1:47:47Sorry, Hev. I shouldn't have come.

1:47:49 > 1:47:53I'll leave you two to enjoy your evening together.

1:48:04 > 1:48:07Why didn't you tell me what she's like?

1:48:07 > 1:48:09I tried, but...

1:48:09 > 1:48:11You know, I would never have let it get this far...

1:48:11 > 1:48:13She wouldn't stay away.

1:48:13 > 1:48:17- You...get out of my house.- Lighten up, Ian, I was only having a laugh.

1:48:17 > 1:48:20- Look what she did to me. - Yeah, good shot, weren't it?

1:48:20 > 1:48:23- Get up them stairs, pack your bags and get out of my house. - Tell him, Mand.- Go!

1:48:23 > 1:48:24Mand, tell him.

1:48:36 > 1:48:37Can I help?

1:48:37 > 1:48:39No, I've got it.

1:48:39 > 1:48:40I'm your wife.

1:48:53 > 1:48:55Is that OK?

1:48:55 > 1:48:56Yeah.

1:49:06 > 1:49:08Well, I'll be seeing you then, Mand.

1:49:08 > 1:49:11When you get bored of this one.

1:49:11 > 1:49:14- Cos no doubt, Ian, she will, mark my words.- Out of my house.

1:49:14 > 1:49:17- And, you, watch yourself. - Oi, leave her.- Be seeing you.

1:49:20 > 1:49:22Do you know how many other losers she's got down the aisle?

1:49:22 > 1:49:26No? Surprise, surprise, she kept that quiet, didn't she?

1:49:26 > 1:49:29- Nine!- Just go.

1:49:29 > 1:49:34You just say the name Alex to her, and you see the look on her face.

1:49:34 > 1:49:37Cos he was the last poor wretch.

1:49:37 > 1:49:40But now she's broken him, he's lost his home, his job,

1:49:40 > 1:49:44everything - he's a mess - just like the rest of them.

1:49:44 > 1:49:50Cos my daughter, she eats them up and she spits 'em out.

1:49:50 > 1:49:53My advice to you - get out now while you can.

1:49:53 > 1:49:57Before she's taken every scrap of dignity that you've got left.

1:49:59 > 1:50:02Alex. Remember that?

1:50:06 > 1:50:08DOOR SLAMS

1:50:10 > 1:50:12What did she just say?

1:50:12 > 1:50:14Nothing.

1:50:14 > 1:50:17Come here.

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