19/06/2012

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0:00:34 > 0:00:37Abi! Come on, darling, we're waiting!

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Look what I've got!

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Oh, wow!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Fruit again? My favourite.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Oi, I picked all the green bits off the strawberries myself.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00That's enough, that's enough! I should hope so.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Stop it, it's tropical, isn't it? It's in honour of Abi.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05In fact, bear with me for a minute, cringey mum moment coming up,

0:01:05 > 0:01:07I would like to make a toast.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10A toast. Say cheers to Abi.

0:01:10 > 0:01:11And Costa Rica!

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Costa Rica.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Well, thanks, but I'd better go get ready, so...

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Oh, well, don't go making any plans! We've got far too much to do.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22We've got to make sure you've got your injections, sun cream...

0:01:22 > 0:01:23But I was going to go meet...

0:01:23 > 0:01:25We've only a couple of days.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27And you're going to be thousands of miles away

0:01:27 > 0:01:31and Walford will be a very distant, grey, memory.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35Blimey, do you ever get the feeling your mum'd rather be somewhere else?

0:01:37 > 0:01:39SHE GROANS

0:01:39 > 0:01:40What now, my love?

0:01:40 > 0:01:42It's this.

0:01:42 > 0:01:43It's gorgeous.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46It's the size of Norfolk. Like me.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48You saying it doesn't fit you?

0:01:48 > 0:01:52It fits perfectly, Michael. That's the problem.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55So you want to get a smaller one so you can rip it up, like last time?

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Here you are, look at this. This'll cheer you up.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Look.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Morgan is going to look so cute in that!

0:02:02 > 0:02:04DOORBELL RINGS

0:02:04 > 0:02:06That's going to be the lady from the boutique with our shoes!

0:02:06 > 0:02:07PHONE RINGS

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Get that, will you..?

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Hello?

0:02:12 > 0:02:14No, it's Whitney.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Right.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20- Brilliant, thank you very much. Do you need me to sign?- Problem?

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Thank you.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25OK, give him my love.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Bye.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30OK, so I might look like an elephant in a doily

0:02:30 > 0:02:32but at least my family are all going to look good.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36SHE GIGGLES WITH PLEASURE

0:02:37 > 0:02:39What?

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Whitney?!

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Thank you.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Alfie, I want to be useful.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51But I can't contribute financially,

0:02:51 > 0:02:53because Michael has got me sacked from the flower stall.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Like he got me sacked from my cleaning job.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58OK, Jean, listen up OK, I've had a word with Trace,

0:02:58 > 0:03:01- she's quite happy for you to have your job back, all right.- Really?

0:03:01 > 0:03:04As soon as Michael and Janine's flowers are out the way, yeah?

0:03:04 > 0:03:06I've got to work!

0:03:06 > 0:03:09I've got to pay Eddie back as soon as possible.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12I dunno how you sleep when he cries like that.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Bit of music, eh?

0:03:14 > 0:03:19I've just seen Roxy, didn't realise you'd fired her. Well done, girl.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22You should see the vans pulling up outside Janine's.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Fancy shoes, cakes, the only thing missing is her dad's shotgun.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Yeah, well he'll be turning in his grave at how she's turned out.

0:03:27 > 0:03:32Oi, oi, oi, you need to stop thinking about them two, all right?

0:03:35 > 0:03:38So, basically unless we raise Pat from the grave,

0:03:38 > 0:03:41my entire family are swerving the wedding?

0:03:41 > 0:03:42Did you hear what I just said?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Liam is laid up in hospital with a broken arm in two places!

0:03:45 > 0:03:47He's going to need an operation, and pins and everything.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Michael! Well, can't you just talk to them?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52I need to be there.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53You are not going anywhere!

0:03:53 > 0:03:56It's not my fault that Liam was stupid enough to break a limb.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Why should that even ruin my big day?- You're unbelievable.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02- Michael!- Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great. Cheers.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03Who was that?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Never you mind.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Look on the bright side, it's a few less mouths to feed.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11I've seen Ricky eat.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12SAFE BEEPS

0:04:12 > 0:04:14SHE SIGHS

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Just get them here.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22No. Money's not going to fix this, Janine. I've cancelled the limos.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Whitney...please.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30No. I've got be somewhere.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Where? Michael?

0:04:36 > 0:04:38You reckon Ty's turned up to see Popsicle in her PJs?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40- I do not fancy her. - Oh yeah, whatever.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Yeah, we ain't forgotten last time, cos she knocked you back.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46All right, we haven't forgotten that when you were seeing her,

0:04:46 > 0:04:49you were getting it on with her best mate.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Awk-ward, brother. Hey-hey.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54You look...

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Tired?

0:04:55 > 0:04:57What he means...

0:04:57 > 0:05:00What he means is that you look low-key, you know, you know,

0:05:00 > 0:05:02subtle, sweetheart...plain.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Yeah, and what he means is only beautiful girls

0:05:05 > 0:05:10can pull off that, you know, no make-up, bare shiny face look.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Babe, you all right?

0:05:14 > 0:05:18Mm. I forgot how...

0:05:19 > 0:05:23..relaxed you all are about hygiene.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25SHE MOANS

0:05:25 > 0:05:29My life is so...

0:05:29 > 0:05:30depressing.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32SHE SOBS

0:05:46 > 0:05:49I've come for what you owe me...

0:05:49 > 0:05:50I haven't got anything.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52You've got enough to get that fixed.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Hardly the actions of a skint businesswoman.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57You can't keep doing this.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58Oh, is that right?

0:06:00 > 0:06:01Because of you

0:06:01 > 0:06:04I've got so many authorities breathing down my neck,

0:06:04 > 0:06:05I'm getting a crick.

0:06:08 > 0:06:15But worse, worse than that, you got between me and my daughter.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17That's why I'm fining you.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Now, I don't go round hurting little girls.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22As long as they pay their debts.

0:06:22 > 0:06:27When you've paid me back enough to cover your misdemeanour,

0:06:27 > 0:06:28then I'll stop.

0:06:41 > 0:06:45I'll come back when that's a bit fuller.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Shame on you.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52And shame on Ian Beale for leaving you on your own.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Give us a hand.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Cor, what the hell you got in there?

0:07:06 > 0:07:08What HAVE you got in there?

0:07:08 > 0:07:10You show me yours first.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14It's just a few bits Alfie's asked me to dig out for Tommy's nursery.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15Nursery?

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Yeah, something about him keeping Kat up all night,

0:07:17 > 0:07:19he wants him to have his own room.

0:07:19 > 0:07:20I bet he flipping does.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24Me and you are going to get flung in together! Like refugees!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26I don't mind.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28It's a shame this stuff's so naff.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Still, best I could do on Alfie's budget, eh.

0:07:31 > 0:07:36So...Tommy has to make do with a manky one-eyed teddy

0:07:36 > 0:07:39and a flipping horrible blanket?

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Things ain't that bad, Jean.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Tommy's got loads of toys, ain't he?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45- All right, show us yours, then. - Yeah, come on. What we got?

0:07:52 > 0:07:56- Where did you get them? - I've seen nothing.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59I thought they'd be something we could flog, make a few quid?

0:07:59 > 0:08:02It's the least we deserve! Who's going to want that?

0:08:02 > 0:08:03SHE LAUGHS

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Two McKlunky's specials coming up.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Hiya. I thought you were supposed to be some superstar DJ,

0:08:09 > 0:08:13but you're a chicken-fryer.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15You two, you two think you're funny, don't you, all right?

0:08:15 > 0:08:19You are now talking to a bona fide, full-time paid member

0:08:19 > 0:08:21of the McKlunky's special task force, all right.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25Where pige... chicken is our mission and satisfaction is our passion.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29I mean, someone would actually think you meant that.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32You see that sign there? See that?

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Abuse of employees, EMPLOYEES, will not be tolerated, all right?

0:08:36 > 0:08:37So what does bigmouth want?

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Oi, Jay, this ain't a bus station, mate.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43You have to buy something or get out.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Oh, if it ain't Princess Abi of Costa Rica.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50Your mum's told everyone. Well done, Abs.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Ben says you ain't getting paid for it.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53You must be though, right?

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Digging round for some stupid turtle eggs or whatever?

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Well, it's a conservation project, everyone volunteers.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Erm, why?

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Because it's something they really care about.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04- They'll want to put you in the newspaper, an' all.- Why?

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Cos only ten geeks in the whole of England got picked.

0:09:07 > 0:09:08- And our geek's one of 'em. - No I meant...

0:09:13 > 0:09:15She's not going now.

0:09:18 > 0:09:19Go on, show 'em.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Them turtles are going to have to wait. Because...

0:09:32 > 0:09:34we're getting married.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42No, no, no, you listen to me.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45I'm missing 120 customised mugs and if I don't get...

0:09:45 > 0:09:46SHE GASPS

0:09:50 > 0:09:52SHE MOANS IN PAIN

0:09:52 > 0:09:54SHE EXHALES HEAVILY

0:09:57 > 0:09:59'Hello, it's Michael. Leave a message.'

0:09:59 > 0:10:02SHE GASPS AND MOANS

0:10:05 > 0:10:06You know what, Scabs,

0:10:06 > 0:10:09I think this is the most interesting thing you've ever done.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11We just need to find a way of telling your mum and dad

0:10:11 > 0:10:13that the big trip's off, that's all.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Why does getting engaged mean she can't go?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Why have you always got to stick the boot in?

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- I've gotta go. - You only just got here!

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Yeah, I said I'd take some books back to school.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35Why should you get this tatty rubbish

0:10:35 > 0:10:39when your baby sister gets brand-new everything?

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Go!

0:10:41 > 0:10:42Yeah, go.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48You know, they stole from me and your mummy and daddy

0:10:48 > 0:10:52when they've already got everything that they could wish for.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Not fair, is it? Hmm?

0:11:13 > 0:11:15I've been looking for you everywhere.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- How come you haven't replied to my texts?- Hang on!

0:11:18 > 0:11:20You think you deserve my shoulder to cry on, then, do you?

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Can't we just forget that rubbish for five minutes?

0:11:23 > 0:11:25I mean, why are you being such a selfish cow?!

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Charming.

0:11:27 > 0:11:28Come on, Nan.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37I'm pretty sure it's a urinary tract infection.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39It felt like I was dying.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42They can be incredibly painful.

0:11:42 > 0:11:46The good news is, it should be easily sorted and your baby's fine.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48So what do I do?

0:11:48 > 0:11:51We need to get you some antibiotics and make sure you stay...

0:11:51 > 0:11:52PHONE RINGS

0:11:52 > 0:11:54..hydrated.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Whitney! Any news?

0:11:58 > 0:12:01I don't believe this!

0:12:01 > 0:12:04I'll have to call you back in ten minutes.

0:12:04 > 0:12:05Problem?

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Yes, one of the many that come with owning a business,

0:12:08 > 0:12:11a runaway fiance, a wedding to organise this week,

0:12:11 > 0:12:15120 missing mugs and an entire missing family.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19Apart from that, everything is problem-free, doc.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Sorry, it's your wedding this week?

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Yes, we've got a marquee across the Square, 400 quails eggs,

0:12:24 > 0:12:26dozens of bottles of champagne.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28And, like I said, a missing family.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30So that's going to mean an awful lot of leftovers.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33It sounds extremely stressful.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36Which really isn't good for the baby.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Well, yeah, but you said that I could just drink some water...

0:12:38 > 0:12:42For the infection. You're forgetting you're heavily pregnant.

0:12:42 > 0:12:43You should be winding down,

0:12:43 > 0:12:45preparing for the rigours of childbirth.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Yeah, but hang on a minute,

0:12:47 > 0:12:50you read about those women that work right up until they go into labour.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52It's rarer than you think.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55And I definitely wouldn't recommend the emotional roller coaster

0:12:55 > 0:12:57you just described.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00- It's a shame you can't postpone for a couple of months.- The birth?

0:13:00 > 0:13:02The wedding.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08D'you know, I reckon you're going to be one of those househusbands.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11Cos, I mean, Abi's going to earn way more than you.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Where's Phil?

0:13:13 > 0:13:17Gone away with Shirley, he'll be back tomorrow though.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19- You all right? - Mind your own business.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Is this... Is this about Ian?

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Jean, please...

0:13:42 > 0:13:46D'you know, I wouldn't be surprised if there's a big fat cushion

0:13:46 > 0:13:48stuffed up there, just so you can get Michael to marry you.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51You are mad!

0:13:51 > 0:13:56Do you think it's fair that little Tommy should suffer?

0:13:56 > 0:13:59I mean, if Michael can steal from his own child

0:13:59 > 0:14:01what makes you think he'll treat yours any better?

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Do you think Janine'll like it?

0:14:11 > 0:14:14You're joking, aren't you? She's left us word-for-word instructions.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Right down to what hair grips to use. She's going to love it.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21Right, well, I'll make a move, then.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25Thanks. And you know good luck et cetera. With life and that.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28That's all a bit final, innit.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Well, all the wedding stuff's all sorted and, you know,

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Gaynor'll be back soon, so...

0:14:33 > 0:14:34Yeah actually, I was hoping,

0:14:34 > 0:14:37and I know it's a big ask what with you being so busy and everything,

0:14:37 > 0:14:41but I was hoping you'd stay on till the actual wedding's done.

0:14:41 > 0:14:42- Yeah!- Yeah?

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Yeah great! Thanks, yeah!

0:14:44 > 0:14:46You sure your clients can spare you?

0:14:57 > 0:15:02The only dates in my diary are with the job centre

0:15:02 > 0:15:04and the ice-cream van.

0:15:04 > 0:15:09Oh, darling, I was wondering why a successful shellac nail artist

0:15:09 > 0:15:12was ripping my hand off for a couple of days' work.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Oh, sweetheart, come here.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18It's such a hard time to be setting up on your own.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20You will get there, though.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Yeah.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Meanwhile, how about I give you three days a week,

0:15:24 > 0:15:26see how you get on, eh?

0:15:26 > 0:15:28- Yeah.- Yeah?

0:15:28 > 0:15:32Oh, good. Shall we celebrate? I fancy some ice cream.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Mint choc chip?

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Caramel with chopped-up frosted pecans

0:15:36 > 0:15:38and chocolate-covered popcorn.

0:15:38 > 0:15:39Arghhh!

0:15:39 > 0:15:40THEY GIGGLE

0:15:40 > 0:15:44Here you go. Cheers, sweetheart, thank you.

0:15:45 > 0:15:50Can't arrange a stag without the groom's oldest.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Right, so we're having it here, yeah?- Can we do this later, yeah?

0:15:53 > 0:15:56I've got to be somewhere. I'll see you later, boys.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57Yeah, see you later, Michael.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Oh, here we go. Here's the little man.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04- All right, Jean? - All right, sweetheart.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06- So where have you been all day then? - Me?

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Well, I've been helping Michael, getting these.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12- Look at them.- Very nice.- Hands off!

0:16:12 > 0:16:14You do know Ty reckons he should be best man.

0:16:14 > 0:16:15- I look better in photos.- Yeah?

0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Alfie?- Yes, darling?

0:16:19 > 0:16:21I've been putting pressure on Janine to expose Michael,

0:16:21 > 0:16:23but I can't do it on my own, I need you to...

0:16:23 > 0:16:24Alfie!

0:16:24 > 0:16:27Jean, please. I'm trying to run a pub here, all right. Just...

0:16:27 > 0:16:32Don't be... What are you doing? Don't keep banging it, it ain't going to work then, is it?

0:16:32 > 0:16:34As the actress says to the bishop.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36- Magic touch, Alf.- Yeah, all right.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38You don't mind me being best man, do you?

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Nah, listen, head usher's all I can take.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Knowing us, we'll have a row before tomorrow

0:16:43 > 0:16:45- and I'll be banned from everything. - They've gone!

0:16:45 > 0:16:48- Oh, here we go.- No, Jack, I'm serious.- Yeah, right.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51Kat! Kat close the doors. No-one leaves. Jack, I'm serious, mate.

0:16:55 > 0:16:56Yes!

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Look what we've got.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07- Shall we tell them now?- No way!

0:17:07 > 0:17:09You haven't changed your mind, have you?

0:17:09 > 0:17:14What you two whispering about? Come on, come and sit down.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16What's all this? Abi, you ain't pregnant, are you?

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Of course she's not!

0:17:18 > 0:17:21No. My Abi's going to be a high flier, aren't you darling?

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Not some housewife in a pinny.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27- Juice, Jay?- Cheers.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31- Ooh, sorry.- Sorry! - Max, get a cloth, quick.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Sorry about that, Tan.

0:17:34 > 0:17:35Do you fancy the pictures later?

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Mum, I'd love to, but I want to spend as much time with Abs

0:17:38 > 0:17:39as possible before she goes.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43- It's stuck.- Pull it off.- I'm trying. - Just pull it really hard.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45- KNOCK ON DOOR - It's stuck.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Get that, will you, Lauren?

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Sorry, I forgot golden children can't possibly open doors.

0:17:50 > 0:17:51What are you doing in there?

0:17:51 > 0:17:53I bet he brings a tea towel back.

0:17:53 > 0:17:54Why do men do that?

0:17:54 > 0:17:59Abigail! Congratulations! Y'know you get your brains from me, don't you?

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Do you have to remind her you're related. You'll give her nightmares.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Right, everyone, sit down.

0:18:06 > 0:18:07You all right, Del?

0:18:13 > 0:18:17It's not stealing, not properly. Cos it's the right thing to do.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20- It is stealing!- Yeah well, you and Mo gave me the idea.

0:18:20 > 0:18:21You stole a box of mugs!

0:18:21 > 0:18:22What?

0:18:22 > 0:18:24You said that if we took all their wedding stuff

0:18:24 > 0:18:27and we sold it, we'd get all our money back. Our money!

0:18:27 > 0:18:28Oh, well done, Kat.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30You caught her in time, didn't ya!

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Jean, give me the rings, sweetheart. Jean, rings now, darling. Thank you.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Do you know what would've happened if you be caught flogging these?

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Michael and Janine would've had you banged up

0:18:38 > 0:18:40in Holloway before it went dark!

0:18:40 > 0:18:43In the battle of good versus evil, good will always win. Always!

0:18:43 > 0:18:44Kat, will you talk to her, please?

0:18:44 > 0:18:47He's right. This is exactly what they wanted you to do.

0:18:47 > 0:18:51Well, I'm sorry. But it was that one-eyed teddy and the rubbish lamp,

0:18:51 > 0:18:53and I just didn't want Tommy to go without.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56I understand. Now, give Tommy to me. Come on.

0:18:56 > 0:19:00Jean, without any evidence, sweetheart, it's all pointless.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05You've got to let it go, all right? Let it go.

0:19:05 > 0:19:06Come on, mate.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Cake, anyone? I got you cherry bakewells.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12No Battenberg?

0:19:12 > 0:19:15- Shall we make a toast?- Good idea.

0:19:15 > 0:19:16Another one?

0:19:16 > 0:19:19Raise your glasses if you will, to our beautiful, brainy, daughter.

0:19:19 > 0:19:23Oh, don't, no, Dad, don't, cos I'll blush.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26- To Abi!- To Abi!

0:19:26 > 0:19:27Well go on, raise your glass.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29KNOCK ON DOOR

0:19:29 > 0:19:31I'll get it!

0:19:31 > 0:19:32Oh, right,

0:19:32 > 0:19:36so is this the bit where we toast my all-round fabulosity then?

0:19:36 > 0:19:39We'll have to widen them doors, your head gets any bigger.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45What do you want?

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Lauren, if you want to talk to your drinking buddy,

0:19:47 > 0:19:50go to your room, please.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58This is Abi's big day. Why don't I bring Lauren back inside?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00No, she'll be fine.

0:20:02 > 0:20:03It's my dad...

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Well, hold on, I was a selfish cow earlier?

0:20:05 > 0:20:08I lied about the honeymoon. I don't know where he is.

0:20:08 > 0:20:09What?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11I've kept everything going - the business, Bobby -

0:20:11 > 0:20:14I dunno how much longer I can do it, not on my own.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Well, OK, slow down.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17I'm so scared.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Scared? Why?

0:20:24 > 0:20:26I've got to go.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Lucy, wait!

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Lauren, you better come back inside before Jay eats all the cake.

0:20:40 > 0:20:41About those rings...

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Yeah, about those rings. It doesn't look good, does it?

0:20:43 > 0:20:47Her nicking wedding rings, while you and Mo are nicking God knows what.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50How can something a foot and a half long need a room of its own?

0:20:50 > 0:20:52I'm lost.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53You two! Forcing me and Jean to share a room.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56I thought it was about time Tommy had his own room.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58No, it's too soon. Anyway, Jean needs her own space now.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01- I just thought you'd be pleased. - Does that mean I can keep my room?

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Shut up! He's getting a nursery, all right.

0:21:03 > 0:21:04- Just leave it.- Lovely.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07These wedding rings, why did you have them?

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Yeah, I meant to tell you. It's just that he, Michael, he...

0:21:09 > 0:21:12I'm surprised you're all right with him having his stag do here.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15I suppose that was your idea an' all?

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Michael's stag do?

0:21:20 > 0:21:21Kat, we need the cash, all right.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Yeah, the cash that he robbed off us!

0:21:23 > 0:21:25It's a stag do and he's asked me...

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Asked you what?

0:21:27 > 0:21:29..if I can be his best man, all right.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31SHE LAUGHS

0:21:31 > 0:21:32You obviously said no!

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Yes. Yes, well of course I said no.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37I said no, straight away.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39You don't always say no, though, do you?

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Like when you're making big decisions without me.

0:21:42 > 0:21:43Oh, really?

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Big decisions like whether Tommy's going to get his own room or not?

0:21:46 > 0:21:47Like that?

0:21:47 > 0:21:49No.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Like taking thousands of quid off your little blonde mate.

0:21:54 > 0:21:58Don't bother lying, again, she told me.

0:21:58 > 0:21:59She told me everything!

0:22:08 > 0:22:10DOOR OPENS

0:22:13 > 0:22:15All right?

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Didn't you listen to your messages?

0:22:21 > 0:22:24I'm heavily pregnant, you should leave your phone on.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26I have. It's been on all day.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28I've been up and down the country

0:22:28 > 0:22:32trying to sort this out for the wedding.

0:22:32 > 0:22:37That's it. Keep your... Keep your eyes shut. Don't move.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Let's get rid of that.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46HE TURNS TV OFF

0:22:55 > 0:22:58OLD LOVE SONG PLAYS

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Your mum and dad's favourite record.

0:23:06 > 0:23:10My dad played this at Ricky's christening,

0:23:10 > 0:23:13then it just sort of became their thing.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15How did you know?

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Oh, a bit of help from Whitney.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21And a record dealer in Oxford.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30We'll be all right.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32It was going to be a surprise, you know.

0:23:32 > 0:23:36It was going to be our, um... our first dance.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40But I thought you needed cheering up.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43You shouldn't have.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45The wedding's off.

0:23:57 > 0:24:01I'm just come for what you owe me. Quickly and quietly.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Oh, and that was very silly, what you did earlier.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07Involving my family. I wouldn't do that again if I was you.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Stop playing games, Lucy.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30See you tomorrow.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40You, uh...

0:24:40 > 0:24:43When you were talking about my dad...

0:24:43 > 0:24:44Jean of all people said something.

0:24:44 > 0:24:48That freak? She's nuts.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50She said I should be sure

0:24:50 > 0:24:53that you're going to be a good dad to our child.

0:24:53 > 0:24:54She said that?

0:24:54 > 0:24:59And you cancel our wedding based on that? Again?

0:24:59 > 0:25:02Postponed. The doctor said that I'm stressed out.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Doctor? I don't even know about a doctor.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07You've got 14 missed calls on your phone,

0:25:07 > 0:25:08why else do you think?

0:25:08 > 0:25:10She said any more stress could harm the baby.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14The baby's all right, though?

0:25:14 > 0:25:16You're not helping...

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Jean. Yeah.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Jean!

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Did you enjoy your lunch, darling?

0:25:30 > 0:25:31Yeah.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34Even with Derek burping at you across the table?

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Shall we go for a walk?

0:25:36 > 0:25:39- Thought you liked this film. - Yeah, don't go anywhere.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42We won't get to be together like this again for ages.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44I'm going to miss you.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48- Your nails look nice, don't they? - Oh yeah, Poppy did them.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Did she? Yeah, she's done a lovely job...

0:25:51 > 0:25:53What you doing?

0:25:53 > 0:25:56I'm really sorry, but this is just madness.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58We're engaged.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01And Abi's not going on her trip, because we're getting married.

0:26:07 > 0:26:11And I wouldn't mind a complimentary hairdo occasionally,

0:26:11 > 0:26:13if you're hanging about.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Yeah, sure.

0:26:15 > 0:26:19Lauren's nan just offered me a place where she lives.

0:26:19 > 0:26:23And Tanya's given me a job! Group hug, please!

0:26:23 > 0:26:27Love your work, love your work, love your work. Come here.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29So exciting!

0:26:29 > 0:26:32Ah, My fairy god-brother.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34I don't know what you're talking about.

0:26:34 > 0:26:35Just forget it.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38- Has Alfie told you I'm going to be his number two?- Really?

0:26:38 > 0:26:41- Yeah.- Didn't know you knew anything about football.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44Yeah, yeah, yeah. Reckons she knows a lot about blokes.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Well, she's had plenty of practice!

0:26:46 > 0:26:47ALL LAUGH

0:26:58 > 0:26:59- You!- Ahh!

0:27:00 > 0:27:04Thanks to you, Janine's stressed out, you think that's good for my baby?

0:27:04 > 0:27:05You're lying again!

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Leave her alone!

0:27:07 > 0:27:10I felt sorry for you, I pitied you and you what,

0:27:10 > 0:27:12you try and ruin my life?

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Michael, oi, oi, oi! What's the matter?

0:27:14 > 0:27:16I'm going to make you pay for this.

0:27:16 > 0:27:17- Alfie!- We can't get involved...

0:27:17 > 0:27:20- You cannot let him talk to her like that!- Ray, Ray.

0:27:20 > 0:27:24- Ray, get him out. - Come on, mate, outside, all right? - No-one gets me out!

0:27:24 > 0:27:26- Michael, that's enough. - I'm going to make you pay, girl!

0:27:26 > 0:27:29I already have!

0:27:29 > 0:27:32That's enough. Come on, let's go, let's go. Come on, outside!

0:27:38 > 0:27:41If I was you, I'd sleep with one eye open.

0:27:41 > 0:27:44Shame you can't choose your family, ain't it, boys, eh?

0:27:44 > 0:27:46But you can choose your husband.

0:27:49 > 0:27:52Don't let them spoil everything. They're jealous!

0:27:54 > 0:27:57We have to get married now, just to prove them all wrong.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10THUNDER CLAP

0:28:10 > 0:28:12Look at me, look at me.

0:28:13 > 0:28:18Come here, look at me, look at me. I promised you.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20I promised you I'd look after you, didn't I?

0:28:20 > 0:28:23I promised you I'd take care of both of you. Both of you.

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