0:00:32 > 0:00:34This is a bit early for you.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Just getting up or just going to bed?
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- This is a surprise.- Here, Patrick...
0:00:46 > 0:00:47have a smell of these.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51- Mm-mm.- My dad used to love it when the English strawberries came in,
0:00:51 > 0:00:54he reckoned you could start calling it summer then.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56- So what happened to Billy? - Oh, hello.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Must be drunk.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Come on, man. What happened to Billy?
0:01:04 > 0:01:09- No notice, no warning. Just, "Here's a 100, and away you go". - Take him to an industrial tribunal.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Me and Julie are saving up for a flat. What am I supposed to say to her now?
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Oh, no.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- What?- Well, the sink's blocked.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Where's that plunger?
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Janine?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24What are you doing in your jimjams, girl?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Can you just help me?
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Why? What's happened?
0:01:28 > 0:01:31It's my granny...
0:01:31 > 0:01:33What's the matter with your gran?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35She's dead.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Arthur?
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Arthur!
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- Mmm.- We're due in court in less than two hours!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- What?- It's twenty minutes past eight.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52You're joking! Erm...
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Mercy!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Get up! We're going to be late!
0:01:58 > 0:02:03- What were you doing asleep on the table?- I need a shirt, I need a shower. I need my suit, oh, no!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05What is it now?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- I put my suit in the dry-cleaners. - Don't you have any other smart clothes?!
0:02:08 > 0:02:13I'm going to have to borrow one, you know. Wait here, I'll be back!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Happy birthday.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26What?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28A light and airy two-bedroomed apartment
0:02:28 > 0:02:30set within this sought-after development.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32- You are kidding, right? - I like the look of it.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Sy, it's on the 15th floor!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39The whole point of us moving was to put us in a better position to adopt.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- When did you bring this up? - It was just a thought.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44I thought we agreed that...
0:02:44 > 0:02:47No. You agreed...
0:02:48 > 0:02:51We agreed that we would look for a house with a garden, all right?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Bit of space, away from traffic.
0:02:53 > 0:02:58- In the suburbs, with good local schools nearby?- Yeah. Why not?
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Because I'd rather die.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Happy birthday.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Thanks.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Open it up.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24It's a wild night, apparently.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- Since when were you into drag queens?- It's not my birthday.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- What's with the four tickets? - Tanya and Roxy are coming too.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Roxy I get. But why Tanya?
0:03:32 > 0:03:37I thought it might be nice to have someone to talk to whilst you and Roxy are off doing your thing.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40I guess it was too much to ask for us to just go on our own, eh?
0:03:44 > 0:03:45I'm sorry.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52No, look, I'm sorry, all right?
0:03:53 > 0:03:54It's great.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Come on, let's eat. I'm starving.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04I tell you what, I'm absolutely giving them away.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07It's a pound a punnet, or three for a deuce, it's up to you.
0:04:07 > 0:04:12- Three.- Three. I knew it would be, love. There you go, treacle. Enjoy.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Thank you.- I'll see you after school.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Get your English strawberries here, big, red and juicy.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Since when?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22All right, Pat?
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- Where's Billy? - Surplus to requirements.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27- What?- Pat, it's business.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- There's no room for sentiment. - And what's with the "treacle"?
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Are you turning into your dad?
0:04:33 > 0:04:36What's up with Janine, eh?
0:04:36 > 0:04:41I saw her walking round the Square in her dressing gown first thing this morning.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43I gave up caring about Janine a long time ago.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Get your fresh English strawberries here!
0:04:47 > 0:04:51They are so red, they are redder than a bishop's face in a brothel!
0:04:51 > 0:04:55'Come have a little taster, come along and ask me.'
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Why not let whatshisface have a go.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59You clearly don't know him very well.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02I'm going to have to call the emergency plumber.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Come on, Tanya, I've got two precious hours to myself...
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Fine, fine! I'll be there in two minutes.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Michael not with you?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16No, I haven't seen Michael all weekend.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Is he having one of his sulks? What's it about this time?
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Same as it's always been about, I should imagine.
0:05:23 > 0:05:28Huh! An emergency plumber who can't get here till this afternoon. What am I going to do?
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- This is where I have to ask myself, "Am I a nice person?"- Sorry?
0:05:32 > 0:05:36When I'm not dealing antiques, I can be a bit of a handyman.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39But first, I need to hear the magic word.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41What magic word?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Well, "please" would be a good start.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Oi! People of the caff, this is my last chance
0:05:47 > 0:05:50and I need a suit and I need one now. Anybody?
0:05:58 > 0:06:02It's just that me and Vanessa have got a little announcement to make.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04What sort of announcement?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06You're never?!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Well, don't get too carried away,
0:06:08 > 0:06:11but yes, Max has asked and I've agreed.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Oh, wow. That's fantastic.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16I don't believe it! Mum, I'm so happy for you!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Well, say something.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Congratulations.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34And there's something else, isn't there, Max?
0:06:34 > 0:06:35You're never pregnant?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Hardly.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Max?
0:06:40 > 0:06:41I'm giving up the fags.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Dad, that's brilliant!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Can I be bridesmaid? Please, please, please!
0:07:00 > 0:07:05Everything else is sorted. You just take that down to the register office
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- and they'll tell you what to do. - Right.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Is she going to be all right?
0:07:09 > 0:07:12It's just that I don't think she should be left alone.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Can you please not talk about me as though I'm not here.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17I'm sorry.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Is there anything else I could have done?
0:07:20 > 0:07:25Your grandmother was a spirited lady, her body just gave out on her, I'm afraid.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28If you need anything, you know where I am.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Janine?
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Oh, it's OK, I'm her stepmum.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35I'll deal with this.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- When did it happen? - Earlier this morning.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42- I'll take over now.- OK.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Thanks very much.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- Billy...- What?
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Oh, right. Yeah, I'll...
0:07:53 > 0:07:56How did it happen? Hmm?
0:07:56 > 0:08:01I'd rather just be on my own if you don't mind.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Come on.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06No.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Janine...
0:08:09 > 0:08:10now is not the time.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Come on.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- When I bought this salon back, in good faith... - It is a poxy hairdryer, Tanya.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36- A poxy hair dryer costs me the best part of 100 quid... - Do you want me to buy you a new one?
0:08:36 > 0:08:41- If I sold you something that didn't work, what would you say? - Have you checked the fuse?
0:08:41 > 0:08:46- What?- You've hauled me all the way down here and you haven't checked the fuse!- Don't throw a hissy.
0:08:46 > 0:08:51- We're going out tonight, remember? - We?- Yeah. The drag revue?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53You, me, Christian, Syed...
0:08:53 > 0:08:57Oh, hello, love. Shouldn't you be on your way to school?
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Lauren?
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Can I talk to you outside, please?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04"Greet your guests over champagne
0:09:04 > 0:09:07"as they enter the romantic setting of The Moot Hall.
0:09:07 > 0:09:12"Walk down the aisle to the enchantment of madrigals
0:09:12 > 0:09:17"played by minstrels in a genuine medieval minstrels' gallery..."
0:09:17 > 0:09:21I don't know, darling. I'm not sure Max necessarily wants a big do.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Tell you what, we could make it a double wedding!
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Like a BOGOF!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Think, Mum - you and Max, me and Darren, walking down the aisle.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31With madrigals!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- What ARE madrigals?- Sorry, Jodie, I just need to grab that.
0:09:34 > 0:09:40- Can I just show you something... - Sorry, no. I ain't got time, I've got to get to work. See you later.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50That's nice.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Sorry?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54What?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56The locket. Where did it come from?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58She left it to me.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01You mean you've already seen the will?
0:10:03 > 0:10:06You might want to take a look at it actually.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16- Janine...- Oh, don't bother, Pat. Granny told me all about it.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18You and Dad.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22- Her wanting to look after me. You stopping her.- That's not true.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24So you're calling her a liar?
0:10:24 > 0:10:28All I'm saying is that it was a lot more complicated than you can ever imagine.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31How soon was it after Mum died that you jumped into bed with Dad?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33I don't know what she said to you,
0:10:33 > 0:10:38but don't you ever run away with the idea that your father didn't care for you.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41See now, I'm not talking about my father.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43I'm talking about you.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46You didn't care.
0:10:46 > 0:10:51- I'm not having this conversation with you right now.- Answer the question, Pat. How soon was it?
0:10:51 > 0:10:56- We'll talk about it some other time. - In the meantime, I get dumped with...Clare.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59And you wonder why I turned out like I did?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01You always did fight dirty, Janine.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06I'm going to phone Ricky, cos I don't suppose you have.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10MUTTERS: I got Billy to do it actually.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42So, Lauren's just told me.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Congratulations(!)
0:11:45 > 0:11:46On what?
0:11:47 > 0:11:53Oh. Yeah, well, I'm really happy about it, so...
0:11:53 > 0:11:54Yeah, I bet you are.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57You're so transparent, do you know, it's almost laughable.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Well, you did it, why shouldn't I?
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Do you really think the kids aren't going to see through all this?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Do you ever stop to imagine the effect on them?
0:12:05 > 0:12:10You're having another baby - you think the kids are going to be all right with that?
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Do you know what else Lauren told me?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17That you'd given up smoking.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21And you wonder why they don't trust you.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- What are you doing here? - Where have you been?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Don't tell me - you've moved in and my gear's in a bag.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38I'm looking after Amy and she's playing in her room. I asked you a question!
0:12:38 > 0:12:42- Don't mean I'm going to answer it. - Roxy says she came back Friday night and you'd upped and left.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Where is she?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46She wanted a couple of hours by herself. She's really upset.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Sorry to hear that, what a choker(!) I'm going to have a shower.
0:12:52 > 0:12:57- Men! Even if we leave now and the traffic is good, we'll still be late.- He was going to borrow a suit.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01- How long does it take to borrow a suit?- That's the cab.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04I can't cope with this!
0:13:04 > 0:13:07He says he's been held up and he's going to meet us there.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Why is he doing this to us? Today of all days!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Grandma, please. Not now.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23We've got to go.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30Hey!
0:13:30 > 0:13:32What do you say?
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Thank you.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37Say it again?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Right. I'll leave you to take care of this lot.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Maybe put it in the teapot, I don't suppose anyone'll notice.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Listen, I am grateful.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Thanks, you can go now.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Why haven't you been answering your phone?
0:14:02 > 0:14:06- Is it any good?- Why do you never answer a direct question?
0:14:06 > 0:14:08What makes you think you can ask them?
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Maybe you should read that.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13Why? What's she said to you?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15She's said everything.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17WELL, SHE HAD NO RIGHT!
0:14:17 > 0:14:19She had no damn right!
0:14:19 > 0:14:23- Why?- Why? Because what went on with my mother is not up for discussion.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25She knows that!
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Hold on, she said that you'd had a row.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31- She didn't mention anything about your mother!- What?
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Why? What happened?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Michael, what happened?
0:14:54 > 0:14:58- Is that him?- No, Lauren.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Where is he?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02We could be called any moment.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Oh!
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Here we go.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12It's disgusting, but we need all the caffeine we can get.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15I'm not sure I can even drink it, I'm that nervous.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Does he not realise the time?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19I should have kept my solicitor on.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- Arthur!- Wicked, I thought I missed it, man.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33What?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40I'm playing in the yard and I come in the back door...
0:15:43 > 0:15:45and I knew something was up.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51The house is dark.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Through the kitchen.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Down the hall.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59I Look in the, erm...
0:15:59 > 0:16:04I look in the utility room.
0:16:04 > 0:16:05There's nothing.
0:16:07 > 0:16:13And I see her foot on the sofa, she's got her slippers on.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15I just know.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19What did you do?
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Nothing. Nothing.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24I just sat there, and waited for my Dad to get back.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28With this... Sat there with this.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Here.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46I used to think,
0:16:46 > 0:16:48I still think,
0:16:48 > 0:16:51"What if I'd done something?" You know, called a neighbour.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Maybe she wasn't dead. Maybe...
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Maybe I could've saved her.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Michael, come on, you were six years old.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03- You can't possibly blame yourself. - I don't blame me, I blame him.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05He was never there for her.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Never.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Or me.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13My dad was exactly the same.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21And I never, ever want to forgive him.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24It's always easier to blame somebody else, isn't it?
0:17:25 > 0:17:30That's what I do. I always blame everyone who ever hurt me, or let me down.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33My dad, my mum, men.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39But at the end of the day, they're not going to sort it out for you, are they?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41There's only one person that can do that.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45- FRONT DOOR OPENS - Ron?
0:17:47 > 0:17:51- Listen, I won't say anything if you don't want me to.- Ron?
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Rox, I'm sorry. All right?
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- I'm really, really sorry. - Where's Amy?
0:18:03 > 0:18:07She's in her room. She's playing with her doll's house. She's fine.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09I'm going to go, OK? Leave you to it.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Thanks, Ronnie...
0:18:14 > 0:18:16That's OK.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20What are you thanking her for?
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Don't touch me, please.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Please...
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Please?
0:18:45 > 0:18:49She travelled to the UK with her sister and parents in 2002
0:18:49 > 0:18:51on a Nigerian passport
0:18:51 > 0:18:53in order to visit her paternal grandmother.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Whilst here, some difficulties surfaced
0:18:56 > 0:18:58in the marriage of Miss Olubumni's parents
0:18:58 > 0:19:02which meant that when it was time to return to Nigeria,
0:19:02 > 0:19:04she remained behind, in the care of her grandmother
0:19:04 > 0:19:08who was able to place her in a school in Walford, East London.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10So to be clear, Miss Olubumni was here,
0:19:10 > 0:19:12for want of a better word, illegally?
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Indeed. And this state of affairs might have remained unchallenged,
0:19:16 > 0:19:19save for the fact that in the summer of last year,
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Miss Olubumni returned to Nigeria,
0:19:21 > 0:19:24intending, as I understand, to stay there?
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Yeah.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27However, she was to change her mind
0:19:27 > 0:19:32and return to the UK on a six months visitor's visa
0:19:32 > 0:19:34which expired last December.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38When this fact was drawn to the attention of the UK Borders Agency,
0:19:38 > 0:19:43a notice of directions for her removal was served on Miss Olubumni.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47Shortly thereafter, she was to marry a Mr Arthur Chubb...
0:19:47 > 0:19:49It's the Home Office's contention
0:19:49 > 0:19:53that this marriage was one designed solely to circumvent the removal directions
0:19:53 > 0:19:57and as such, should be disregarded when considering this case.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03You have no-one representing you today, Mrs Chubb?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Can I say a few words on my wife's behalf, please?
0:20:21 > 0:20:26I don't get to see my wife on Saturday nights.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Even before we was married, I didn't.
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Which is rubbish,
0:20:30 > 0:20:35because I'm a market trader and I work long hours, six days a week.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Saturday's are supposed to be special
0:20:40 > 0:20:41and yet I don't see her.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Why?
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Because every Saturday night,
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Mercy goes on a soup run with her church
0:20:51 > 0:20:53to feed and help the homeless.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57She don't talk about it,
0:20:57 > 0:21:00she don't make a fuss about it, she just gets on with it.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04Which is so typical of the Mercy I know.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06One of the reasons I love her so much.
0:21:09 > 0:21:14So to say that she doesn't contribute to society is ridiculous.
0:21:14 > 0:21:20OK? Mercy wants to become a teacher and once her A levels come through,
0:21:20 > 0:21:21eventually she will be.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25She is going to be a great teacher.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26So if you send her back,
0:21:26 > 0:21:28you're not just punishing Mercy,
0:21:28 > 0:21:33you're not just punishing me, you're punishing all of us.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Let's say that she teaches 25 kids a year
0:21:36 > 0:21:38and she works a minimum of 30 years.
0:21:38 > 0:21:44That's 25 times 30 - that's 750 kids that'll benefit by her staying here.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Who gets to benefit if she goes?
0:21:50 > 0:21:55The 750 children she might otherwise teach in Nigeria, I would imagine.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Please, all right? Please.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07I've known this girl since she was nine years old.
0:22:07 > 0:22:12She's the most loving, caring person that I know, all right?
0:22:12 > 0:22:15And sir, you know the Human Rights Act better than I do,
0:22:15 > 0:22:19so I can't argue with you on a point of law.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21I'm just asking you, as a fellow human being,
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Please, please,
0:22:24 > 0:22:26just let her stay.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Just let her stay.
0:22:39 > 0:22:44"My dearest June. Thank you so much for the photos of the baby.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47"She looks a beautiful little child
0:22:47 > 0:22:51"and I think Janine is a lovely name.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54"I can see now what you mean when you say just looking at her
0:22:54 > 0:22:57"gives you the courage to carry on..."
0:23:01 > 0:23:02And she turns on me.
0:23:02 > 0:23:08- Just like everything that's ever gone wrong in her life is my fault. - That's typical, Janine, ain't it?
0:23:08 > 0:23:13Completely forgetting that this time last week she wanted Lydia dead and buried.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15How much was she worth?
0:23:15 > 0:23:19Oh, that's another thing. The minute I mentioned the will, she changed the subject.
0:23:20 > 0:23:25- Sorry, I'm late but I got a brilliant excuse. Guess what?- Astonish me.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Mum and Max is only getting married. I'm so excited!
0:23:28 > 0:23:32Is Kat and Alfie about? Only Mum's throwing an engagement party
0:23:32 > 0:23:37- so she wonders if they'll flog her a case of champers on the cheap. - Yeah. Upstairs.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39I'll give it six months.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Hello, sweetheart.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45- So what's all this? - It's not me. Blame Jodie.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Babe, can you just tell her it's us getting married, not her?
0:23:48 > 0:23:52I've tried to explain to her, darling, but you know what she's like.
0:23:52 > 0:23:57- You know, last night... - Last night was lovely.- It was lovely and I want to keep it like that.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59I want a wedding, babe, not a circus.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02I feel exactly the same.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06- I don't want any decisions being made that don't involve me, all right?- Fair enough.- OK.
0:24:09 > 0:24:14Only it might be a little bit late to do anything about this Friday...
0:24:14 > 0:24:16the engagement party.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19What I don't understand is
0:24:19 > 0:24:23why couldn't he have told us there and then? Huh?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Why do we have to wait two weeks to hear?
0:24:25 > 0:24:29- And why a letter?- So he doesn't have to look you in the eyes when he tells you the bad news.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33It's not going to be bad news. Not after the speech that Fats gave.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Will you stop saying that, all right?! I screwed up!
0:24:35 > 0:24:39- You heard what that judge said - and I walked straight into it. - Oh, Arthur...
0:24:39 > 0:24:43Stop with the whole nicey-nicey thing, it's doing my head in
0:24:45 > 0:24:47"All marriages experience difficulties.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51"There's no more difficult time than when you've just had a baby.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54"What you call 'indifference'
0:24:54 > 0:24:57"could just be tiredness on his part.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01"It breaks my heart to think of you being unhappy, darling,
0:25:01 > 0:25:03"especially when you're so ill.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06"But I'm glad you find comfort in the baby.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10"Now she really is the most delightful child.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14"In so many ways, she reminds me of you..."
0:25:18 > 0:25:21This morning, I saw her wandering around in her pyjamas.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23It was odd, but I didn't read that much into it.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27- There's a nasty smell around all this.- Her nan just died.
0:25:27 > 0:25:28What do you expect?
0:25:28 > 0:25:30I think back to Barry.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34I think back to that old Jewish geezer who dropped dead on their wedding day...
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Why do you always think the worst of her, Pat?
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Oh, come on! I've known Janine since she was four years old
0:25:40 > 0:25:44and in my experience the worst is usually there or thereabouts.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Hello! Happy birthday!
0:25:46 > 0:25:50- Hey! Like the outfit!- Thanks. Well, I had to make the effort for the birthday boy, didn't I.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53I've never been to a drag revue before. Quite excited.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56- Well, you certainly look the part. - Hey...
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Everything all right?
0:25:58 > 0:26:01- Christian's just feeling a little old.- Oh, behave!
0:26:01 > 0:26:04How's the house-hunting going?
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Well. Thanks.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Hey! Here we are, girls and boys.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11How are we doing?
0:26:13 > 0:26:14Card.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17- I'll open it later if that's all right.- OK.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20- What are we all having? - No, I'll get these.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24- Same again, is it? What do you want, Roxy?- Gin and tonic, please.- Right.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26OK, what is she wearing?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30- That's a lovely frock.- Thanks.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Christian's in a bit of a mood.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Sy, just leave it out, will you?
0:26:34 > 0:26:38- Why? Because he's suddenly realised how old he is? - I'm not laughing, Rox.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42Come on, Christian, for goodness sake, stop taking yourself so seriously.
0:26:42 > 0:26:47D'you know what? The truth is I'm just not in the mood. Let's do it another time.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51- Christian! - Sy, do you want ice in your orange?
0:26:51 > 0:26:52What's wrong with him?
0:27:03 > 0:27:05I think I owe you a drink.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06Blocked sink.
0:27:06 > 0:27:10It's not the blocked sink you have to worry about.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12It's everything else that's blocked.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13Meaning?
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Actually, I'm just about done here.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21- Some other time, yeah? - Oh, right. Yeah, yeah.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Well, I'll be damned.
0:27:30 > 0:27:36- If it isn't the heiress.- Sorry? - Come to spend your inheritance?- I don't know what you're talking about.
0:27:36 > 0:27:41I'm just surprised you didn't come dressed in black, wearing a veil.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44I'll have a vodka and tonic, please.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49What have you been saying to him?
0:27:50 > 0:27:55- I don't need to say anything to him, he knows you. Just like I know you. - Yes, and I know YOU.
0:27:55 > 0:27:59So you didn't want Lydia dead this time last week?
0:28:00 > 0:28:04I loved my gran more than you will ever understand,
0:28:04 > 0:28:06Now I've heard it all!
0:28:07 > 0:28:10Oh, you can put on that act as long as you like, young lady,
0:28:10 > 0:28:13but you won't fool me.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Not with your track record.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18I don't need to stand here and take lectures from you.
0:28:18 > 0:28:19I think you killed her.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22And you know something?
0:28:22 > 0:28:25Everyone else round here thinks it an' all.
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