17/06/2011

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0:00:28 > 0:00:29I thought you were keeping it small.

0:00:29 > 0:00:33Well, you know, how often does a geezer get engaged?

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Yeah, is that a regular geezer... or you?

0:00:35 > 0:00:36Thank you, Lauren(!)

0:00:36 > 0:00:39- Ooh, I'm impressed.- All right? You going to give a hand?

0:00:39 > 0:00:42- What? With these nails? Is that my rug?- Yeah.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46- And...did you get the other thing? - You'll just have to wait and see, won't you?

0:00:57 > 0:01:01- Here, apparently it all kicked off in the Vic last night. - How can you burn soup?

0:01:01 > 0:01:05Tracey said that Pat and Ryan reckon that Janine killed her nan!

0:01:05 > 0:01:10- Janine wouldn't do that.- According to Tracey, the police said... - I was with her. She was gutted, OK?

0:01:10 > 0:01:11OK.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15- What one do you think? - Trying to impress the in-laws?- No.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18- Want to borrow my aftershave? - Babe, he's trying to impress 'em!

0:01:18 > 0:01:22- What's wrong with my aftershave? - Do you want some soup?

0:01:23 > 0:01:26- No, thanks. - Why don't you give some to Ian,

0:01:26 > 0:01:29seeing as he's looking after your stall?

0:01:29 > 0:01:30You found anywhere to live yet?

0:01:30 > 0:01:33No, no, it ain't that easy.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37You pick up a paper, answer an ad, pack your bags and go. How easy do you want it?

0:01:39 > 0:01:42- I'll find us somewhere. - I know you will.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Look in the paper...

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Answer an ad...

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Billy? Billy, your soup!

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Seventh of July?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56They called this morning.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59That's...three weeks away.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Well, the sooner the better.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04The most likely outcome is a custodial sentence.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Thank you so much for coming.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09You've got to be prepared for it.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13- You could have saved yourself a journey. You could have phoned us. - Ronnie!

0:02:13 > 0:02:16I'm just saying, there's not much to talk about.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20Actually, Mrs Branning, there is.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22You're just scared that we'll totally show you up.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26- Totally? Who are you, Gossip Girl? - Changing the subject.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28- But I don't need to...- You just did.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31..because me and my girls have got a secret weapon.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Hasta la vista, baby.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Afia, Tamwar.

0:02:44 > 0:02:51- They're having a laugh, ain't they? I mean, who's going to pay that much a month for a bedsit?- That's a week.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56I'm just trying to provide.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58Me too.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03I just want them back. All of them.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08- A suspended sentence? That's good. - It's only a possibility.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Yeah, but there's a chance.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13It depends on the forensic psychiatrists.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17- If we can prove your wife has a serious psychiatric disorder. - But I don't.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Ron, just let the woman speak.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23- Depends on the psychiatrist but if they say there's a problem that's treatable...- This is crazy.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Do you want to go down?

0:03:25 > 0:03:30Any suspended sentence would have conditions attached. You'd have to agree to psychiatric treatment.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Would you please stop? - The woman's trying to help.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37- By saying I'm mental?- You could get two or three years. - I took someone's baby.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40- Or four or five. - Jack, I took somebody else's baby.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42- You didn't know what you were doing.- Jack, come on!

0:03:42 > 0:03:47- You were panicking. You were grief stricken.- But I still did it. I don't have a psychiatric disorder.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49I should...

0:03:49 > 0:03:51leave you to talk.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Call me...when you're ready.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08I'm not going to lie.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28MUSIC: "Work" by Kelly Rowland

0:04:31 > 0:04:35- Oh, man, they are good. - They're better than good. - They're much better than good!

0:04:35 > 0:04:38That's it ladies, nice and sexy.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Mercy, hands go up.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Look at Jodie's batty, though!

0:04:42 > 0:04:45And work, two, three, uh...

0:04:47 > 0:04:48Hey!

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Turn...

0:04:50 > 0:04:55- Tam!- Darren!- Arthur!- Arthur?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Sushi selection. Front of the table, next to the spring rolls.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09- Who's going to eat sushi?- Do you want to sit on the naughty step? - It's not even cooked.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Thank you, Abi. And smoked salmon blinis.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14- That's not cooked either. - Naughty step, Lauren.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18- All right, see you in A&E, Mummy. - It looks lovely out there.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- It's not too much? - No. It's beautiful. Just like you.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26- What I said, last night... - Forget about last night.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29You and me, married. It's going to be great.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33- Just for an hour.- No, you go. - He's my brother.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35I'm not stopping you, am I?

0:05:35 > 0:05:38But I want you there with me, don't I?

0:05:38 > 0:05:41- It'll take your mind off everything. - I don't want to go to a party.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45Everyone's going to be looking at me, staring.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49They're family, all right? They're going to be on your side.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Do you want us to die out there? - Yeah, Afia's got a choreographer.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56Yeah, but we've got me though, innit, you know?

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Tam, I've got clients booked.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00You see...

0:06:00 > 0:06:04I've got the moves, all right, but they're not strictly halal.

0:06:04 > 0:06:10- So, you'd only have to help us with a few things, you know. - And this guy she's got?

0:06:12 > 0:06:16- Yeah...it's Christian. - Christian?- Yeah. You're my brother.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Please?

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Happy engagement.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Thank you. Champagne?

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Yeah, please. Whitney said she'd come later.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34They're always running off somewhere at that age. Probably some boy.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Ah, I didn't mean running off.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Thanks ever so much for inviting me, Max.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Don't be silly, Dot, you're family.

0:06:42 > 0:06:47- Carol, sorry, shoes, please. If you don't mind?- Oh. Right, OK.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51- You do know that's raw fish, Grandma?- What?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54- Lauren!- She ain't going to eat raw fish, is she?

0:06:54 > 0:06:58- She can have a spring roll.- No, she doesn't eat anything foreign.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Well, I did try a curry last week, Lauren.

0:07:01 > 0:07:06- So, we're going to be sisters. - Yeah. That'll be interesting. - Swap clothes and all that.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08I don't think I've got anything that would suit you.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12I was thinking maybe you might want to borrow some of mine.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15- DOORBELL RINGS - Yeah, two jobs, four grandkids.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19Probably can't spare the couple of hours each morning.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23All right, Tanya. All right, Greg.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27- Congratulations, Max.- Thank you very much. Right, go through.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Hello, everyone. All right?- Hello.

0:07:32 > 0:07:33- Mrs Branning.- Champagne?

0:07:33 > 0:07:35- Yeah, yeah.- Champagne?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Tanya, you look gorgeous.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39It's just an old one, actually.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41You've been in the bathroom for hours.

0:07:41 > 0:07:45- That's us girls for you.- Yeah, older you get, harder you have to try.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48- We've got some news of our own, don't we?- Hey? Oh, not now.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51They're going to find out sooner or later.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55- Tell me you're not pregnant. - Well... No, not yet. But we're trying, aren't we?

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- Eugh, too much information! - Mum, that's brilliant.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01You wait, Greg. Wait till you see what she gets like.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Congratulations.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07Well, it's not like she's actually pregnant yet, is she?

0:08:07 > 0:08:11Right, shall we get back to celebrating mine and Max's engagement?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Tanya, shoes, please, darling. Not on the rug.

0:08:18 > 0:08:24Well, it is usually the bride's family that plans the Mehndi.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25It's next week, Denise.

0:08:25 > 0:08:30Usually the bride's family decides they are the bride's family a bit earlier.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34Anyway, I thought we could have waiters with drinks, as people come in.

0:08:34 > 0:08:39- People like to get their own drinks. - Yeah, but some smart waiters

0:08:39 > 0:08:42might be nice. Bit different.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Would you like them to be topless?

0:08:45 > 0:08:48- These waiters?- No, of course they shouldn't be topless, Zainab.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52Well, it's just, you know, you want things to be "a bit different".

0:08:52 > 0:08:55And you've told me about enough of your hen nights.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58What do you think, Yusef?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00I think...a bar area where people can get their own.

0:09:00 > 0:09:05- Thank you.- And one or two waiters with a welcome drink by the door.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Lovely idea.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13Do you want to change the food as well? Fried chicken perhaps?

0:09:16 > 0:09:19If you've got a problem with me being here, Zainab, just say.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Why would I have a problem with my friend?

0:09:21 > 0:09:25As Yusef's partner, it's only right I should be involved.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29- Did I say that you shouldn't?- Well, you know, he's got me and you've...

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Well, you've got both of us, don't you?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04- Jay!- All right, Abs.

0:10:04 > 0:10:10- Oscar's crashed on your bed, darling. Too much football.- You two are banned from going up there.- Dad!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Seriously, if I see you anywhere near that staircase...

0:10:12 > 0:10:17All right, Max. Not all men are like you. Some manage to keep it in their trousers.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19- Mum!- And I know that Jay is one of them.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Of course, Mrs Branning.

0:10:22 > 0:10:23It's Mrs Jessop now, Jay.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Haven't been Branning for a long time.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Come through. Take your shoes off.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33- What a shame Jim couldn't be here. - Dad would love all this.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35I think I'll have one of them prawn parcels.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37- Here you are, go on have this. - Oh, ta.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39One of us getting married. Again.

0:10:39 > 0:10:44- Never hurts to be adventurous. - I'll get you a coaster for that.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45DOORBELL RINGS

0:10:45 > 0:10:48I've not seen your friend Edward around for a while.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52Oh, Mr Bishop? He's a very busy man, Carol.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Max, Vanessa, congratulations.

0:11:03 > 0:11:08- Jack. Ronnie.- Yep.- All right?

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Shoes, please.

0:11:14 > 0:11:20- Hey. You're very welcome. - Thank you.- You want a drink?

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Yeah, I'd love one.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39- And I thought...trainers. - With all those sparkles?

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- We're tearing up the rule book. - I'm sorry, I don't do trainers.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Oh, is this for your wedding then?

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Yeah, for the bit before, the Mehndi.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51- My wedding dress is sorted. - Another couple of weeks, you'll have a place of your own.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53I'll have to live with Tam to start with.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57OMG, why didn't anyone say? Mum'll be going mental.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59I'll soon have a place of my own.

0:11:59 > 0:12:04- Will you?- Yeah, yeah. Billy's going to sort us out a flat. You know, together.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09I could do the rest of the deposit with the second month's rent...

0:12:09 > 0:12:12cos hopefully by that time I'll have a new job...

0:12:22 > 0:12:27Hey, hey. Now there's the face of a girl that's scared she's going to be danced out the hall!

0:12:27 > 0:12:31That is the face of a girl who's late for her mum's engagement party. Come on.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- See you all tomorrow. - Remember, not a word, all right?

0:12:39 > 0:12:42- If you'd given us these names weeks ago...- I gave you my names.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44But they're not on the list, are they?

0:12:44 > 0:12:46These are Masood's names.

0:12:46 > 0:12:50Do you want to go and pick up the little bags? For the mithai?

0:12:50 > 0:12:54- She doesn't need to do that. - I am perfectly capable of picking up some bags.- Yusef?

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Just let her do it, Zainab.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02I've already got the little bags.

0:13:02 > 0:13:03So you have.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10What time do you call this, Darren?

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Well, we was out, you know, dancing.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Yeah, that's what they call it these days?

0:13:14 > 0:13:17- No, really. We were practising. - Yeah, for Tamwar's thingy.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Well you best not be late for the wedding. Shoes.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22And miss sitting in a glass coach with my mum?

0:13:22 > 0:13:27- Let all them white horses go without me?- (White horses?)

0:13:27 > 0:13:31- So has Rainie gone for long? - Just till she gets back on track.

0:13:31 > 0:13:35- Greg said that she really lost it. - Yeah, she'll be all right.

0:13:35 > 0:13:36She'll get there.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45I thought Tanya might say she was happy with the ones she's got.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49I could have lived with that. But you want your own, don't you?

0:13:49 > 0:13:55Gorgeous little smiling baby, giggling away,

0:13:55 > 0:13:57- dribbling all over you... - Greg.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Sorry.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04I hope that you and...

0:14:04 > 0:14:07I hope that you and Tanya... I wish you lots of luck.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18I've just been helping Tam.

0:14:18 > 0:14:22Afia's got some hotshot choreographer apparently.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25So I'm going to make sure the boys dance them off the floor.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28That your little revenge, is it? For last night?

0:14:28 > 0:14:31That's petty, Sy, even for you.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35- No, you left me in a bar on my own! - So, that's what this is about?

0:14:35 > 0:14:39No, this is about helping my brother. What about you?

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Let's see.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45- Sisters in law?- It's not a joke.

0:14:45 > 0:14:49- Cheers.- I'm sorry if you think that I ruined your birthday night out.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51But I didn't do anything wrong.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11They're not my family either, Ronnie.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15They're Jim's. Do you know, they ain't even been round

0:15:15 > 0:15:18since he went into the Sunflower?

0:15:18 > 0:15:19You know, the nursing home.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22You and me,

0:15:22 > 0:15:25we don't fit in.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29You know, every time my Nick done something wrong...

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Oh, I ain't saying that you're like him, cos you ain't.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33You're a good soul.

0:15:33 > 0:15:39But, every time, I felt the eyes of the world on me. Staring.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43But you see you've just got to get on with it.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Hold your head up high.

0:15:45 > 0:15:51"Let him who is without sin cast the first stone."

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Well, look at him here.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Vanessa's sorting my hair out for the wedding.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09I'm hoping she'll teach me the secret of the helmet.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13Can I get your attention, please, everyone?

0:16:13 > 0:16:16- Have you been smoking? - Not now, Abi, please.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18You promised. You're such a liar!

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Thanks, everyone, for coming.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23I'm not very good with words and all that.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Don't stop you from talking though, does it?

0:16:26 > 0:16:29They say actions speak louder than words. So I will say,

0:16:29 > 0:16:31in front of my family, my children,

0:16:31 > 0:16:35and all the people that mean the most to me,

0:16:35 > 0:16:36Vanessa, I love you.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Don't let her mascara run or we'll all drown.

0:16:39 > 0:16:45- Thank you for doing me the honour of agreeing to be my wife. - Oh, Max. It's gorgeous!

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Just like you.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04- I didn't want to go there! - You suggested it!

0:17:04 > 0:17:07- And I'll talk to who I want to. - Go on, then!

0:17:07 > 0:17:10- You don't own me, you can't stop me. - And I'm not trying to!

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Make your new friends. Talk away.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15I would, if I wanted to, but I don't. That's the difference.

0:17:15 > 0:17:16I don't want to talk to anybody else.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Then why are we arguing?

0:17:19 > 0:17:23Because I want to be able to, OK? I just need some space.

0:17:23 > 0:17:27Well, when you find some, you can tell me where I can get a bit.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Because until you moved in here I had loads of the stuff.

0:17:29 > 0:17:34- Maybe we should be looking for two new places.- Maybe we should.

0:17:34 > 0:17:38I was only talking to them. It's not like I kissed them. It's not like I took their number.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42Oh, here we go. Bring that up again. New Year's Eve, little kiss, what a tramp.

0:17:42 > 0:17:46Every time we split up you were with another bloke.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49- Anything else?- Just don't judge me by your standards.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51I didn't think I had any standards according to you.

0:17:51 > 0:17:55- I'm a one-man man.- That's right. Unless you're being a one-woman man.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59- Well, that was cheap. - Yeah, well I thought

0:17:59 > 0:18:02we'd already established that. I'm cheap all over.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05All I'm saying is, I just...

0:18:05 > 0:18:07I want my own life as well.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10And you've got to learn to trust me.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24You know, I'm here with you...

0:18:24 > 0:18:28in all your bonkers-ness...

0:18:32 > 0:18:35..because I want to be.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38And if other blokes go after me

0:18:38 > 0:18:41then isn't that proof that I'm here out of choice?

0:18:47 > 0:18:51Sy, it's not about other guys.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56I'm just scared.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Scared that one day you're going to wake up...

0:19:01 > 0:19:03..and want something else.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12- Syed?- Yeah.- That's good.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15Yeah, I think he was pleased to be asked.

0:19:15 > 0:19:19- And Christian?- Christian's gone over to the dark side.

0:19:19 > 0:19:20But it's, um...

0:19:20 > 0:19:23It's fresh. You know, different.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30- Good different?- Yeah, I think.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35I don't know what Mum will think of it.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Well, who knows what your mum thinks?

0:19:37 > 0:19:40- And Fatboy and Darren? - Yeah, you asked them.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43No, I just saw you together, and...

0:19:43 > 0:19:46You know you should be teaching me not to lie?

0:19:46 > 0:19:49I thought you could do with two right feet to match those left ones.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Can't have Afia victorious, can we?

0:19:51 > 0:19:53It's a marriage, not a war.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Marriage, Tamwar, is always a war.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03So, how are things?

0:20:03 > 0:20:05At home?

0:20:05 > 0:20:08- Does Yusef come round much? - Dad, look, you're wrong about him.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Sorry, I shouldn't have asked.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13There's nothing going on.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21If someone had told me a year ago

0:20:21 > 0:20:25that you and I would be sat here, planning our children's wedding...

0:20:25 > 0:20:28But you can't see the future. Tomorrow's always unknown.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34And the photographer?

0:20:34 > 0:20:37One to take the formal poses, and one to circulate, more casual.

0:20:41 > 0:20:45When I was her age, we would never have had boys at a Mehndi.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48When we were her age we'd already be...

0:20:53 > 0:20:57Let's not. Please.

0:21:12 > 0:21:17Would you two get a room? Oh, no, sorry. You're not allowed one.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Did you want something?

0:21:19 > 0:21:23Ah. So sweet. And in love.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Don't worry, Lauren, you'll get a boyfriend, one day.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Who would've thought it, you settling for my little baby sister?

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Who said I was settling?

0:21:33 > 0:21:37What? Can't you take a real woman?

0:21:42 > 0:21:46No wonder you ain't got a boyfriend.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49- You all right, love? - Shouldn't I be?

0:21:49 > 0:21:53- Is someone feeling like a bit of a gooseberry?- Shut up.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Don't know where the glasses have got to.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58Oh, no, they're not in there any more, darling.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Everything's changed round here.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Thank you.

0:22:04 > 0:22:09So sorry to hear about Rainie going. Still, least you won't have to call on Max again.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12Morgan wants some more crisps.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15So what happened to Walford's biggest boozer?

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Without anyone driving me to it?

0:22:17 > 0:22:22- You sure you ain't pregnant? - Who knows? The amount me and Greg have been practising.

0:22:24 > 0:22:28Max, I was just thinking, with you and Vanessa getting married

0:22:28 > 0:22:30that me and Jodie should get a flat of our own.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32I must be paying you too much!

0:22:32 > 0:22:35Don't let Morgan take the crisps in the lounge.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38No, I was just thinking, maybe you two want a bit more privacy.

0:22:38 > 0:22:43Darren, I am banking on you to help me get shoes allowed back in this house.

0:22:44 > 0:22:45There you go, mate.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Hiya.

0:22:51 > 0:22:52What have you got there?

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Morgan?

0:22:58 > 0:23:02Morgan, your Auntie Ronnie's talking to you, mate.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09Tiff?

0:23:10 > 0:23:11Tiff!

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Ronnie!

0:23:21 > 0:23:23It doesn't matter.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26I'll try again tomorrow.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Get Ian to cover again.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35- Ian's not been covering.- I know.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Well, why didn't you say?

0:23:37 > 0:23:42Well, cos I just thought you'd tell me in your own time.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44You'll find something new.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47I just wanted to get us somewhere nice to live.

0:23:47 > 0:23:48And you will.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50We're OK here for now.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53And we've got each other.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54Yeah.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09It'll get better.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19I was so nervous, it was better to keep dancing. Know what I mean?

0:24:19 > 0:24:23Kind of jumped around the room a bit, and then...

0:24:30 > 0:24:34OK, steady income, two-bed flat and experience raising children.

0:24:34 > 0:24:35How do we get that?

0:24:35 > 0:24:39I don't know, I guess some more Amy, Kamil.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Parents on side.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46What? That's what the adoption lady said!

0:24:46 > 0:24:54Oh, yeah, she also said a stable and committed relationship.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Well, now you're pushing it.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Dad.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09- He tried to kill my dad! - He's still my father.

0:25:09 > 0:25:10You went behind my back.

0:25:10 > 0:25:14- I was just talking to him.- Well, I don't want you talking to him.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16- He terrifies me.- Afia! - And I don't...

0:25:16 > 0:25:17I don't want him...

0:25:17 > 0:25:20No. Please, don't.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27We could all be cowboys, like that.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31Is that silly?

0:25:36 > 0:25:43Max Branning eating sushi. She really has got you where she wants you.

0:25:44 > 0:25:49- Can't keep away today, can you? Everywhere I turn. - Don't flatter yourself.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52I don't have to. That's why you're here.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Bet she's got you on a diet, and all.

0:25:54 > 0:25:59What's your problem? Oh, yeah, Vanessa's ring's bigger than the one I bought you.

0:25:59 > 0:26:03- I couldn't care less about the size of Vanessa's ring.- You do care.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06That's why you lied to Greg.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08And you know why, Tanya?

0:26:09 > 0:26:15Because you want me. Right here, right now, you can't stand the fact I'm marrying someone else.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Vanessa. I'm so sorry.

0:26:56 > 0:27:01So what is this? What, you just say something like that then walk off, wait for me to follow you?

0:27:01 > 0:27:05Well, I don't know. You tell me.

0:27:09 > 0:27:15- Do you want some help?- No, I'm fine. This is exactly how I wanted to spend my engagement(!)

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Honestly, darling, I'm fine.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44You are so arrogant!

0:27:46 > 0:27:49- You're deluded.- You're smarmy.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51- You're up yourself.- Pompous.

0:27:51 > 0:27:54- Pretentious.- Lying.- Twisted.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56- Condescending.- Patronising.- Cocky.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58- Vain.- Egocentric.- Self-important.

0:27:58 > 0:28:01- Smug.- Deceitful.- Two-faced.

0:28:01 > 0:28:05- Three-faced.- Two-timing. - Three-timing.- Hypocritical. - Insincere.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07Poisonous.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14Toxic.

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