0:00:31 > 0:00:35- Happy Fathers' Day. - Oh. Yeah. Cheers.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37New shirt? Tag's hanging out.
0:00:39 > 0:00:44- From the girls.- Been thinking, it might be nice idea to get us all together this afternoon.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Fathers' Day barbecue, round at ours.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Good idea, Greg.- Great.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Perfect.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12You can't put Auntie Bushra there. She'll have her back to us.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14- Finally.- Auntie?
0:01:14 > 0:01:18- The wedding is on top of us, OK? That seating plan has been locked in for a week.- I'm just saying.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20She reckons she has a neck condition
0:01:20 > 0:01:23from turning around at the Afridi's wedding last year.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25- Oh, please. - She's been wearing a brace, Auntie.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- A brace. - It is best to keep her happy.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29And what about Auntie Shameen?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31She's Mum's sister, I want her to be close.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33It's best to keep her happy as well.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35All right. Fine.
0:01:35 > 0:01:40- We'll move Shameen to this table, OK?- Where are we putting Dad?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Your father doesn't even deserve to be there,
0:01:43 > 0:01:45not the way he's been behaving recently.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Fortunately for him, a lot of questions would be raised if he's not there.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Oh, so now not only is my brother banned,
0:01:51 > 0:01:54but my Dad owes his place to the whims of Asian gossip.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56We haven't finished, Tamwar.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58It's not like you need me, is it, Mum?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00I'd better...
0:02:01 > 0:02:04He's right, you know. Syed should come to the wedding.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- No. Absolutely not. - I'm just saying.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09What, and bring his boyfriend?
0:02:09 > 0:02:12So they can bang on about wanting to adopt a baby? I don't think so.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- I'm sure they've other things to talk about. - Syed, maybe. But Christian?
0:02:16 > 0:02:20I think he puts it on, you know. Nobody's that gay.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22I'd like to ask them, if that's OK?
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- No. I don't want him there. - I'm disappointed, Zainab.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28We've talked and talked about this and you've never budged.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31I suppose there's something admirable about that.
0:02:31 > 0:02:36But I would have thought that you, who knows how it feels to be mistreated,
0:02:36 > 0:02:38would take this opportunity to be the better person.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44It'd just, it'd be really good if we could make a decision about our own wedding.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Second wedding.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Tamwar! >
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Happy Fathers' Day.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Thank you.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- D'you fancy lunch at mine?- Yeah.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Yeah, fish and chips. I mean, I don't have much of a kitchen.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Afia?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Er, beauticians.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Not that you need it!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Right, well...I'll see you then.
0:03:16 > 0:03:21And come earlier if you want. Or not. I know you're busy.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32That says "happy",
0:03:32 > 0:03:34so we'll put that one there...
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Do you want another one? Michael?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Michael, why don't you help her for a bit?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41She's making a card. Fathers' Day, for Jack.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Nah, nah. You're all right.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49GREG YAWNS
0:03:56 > 0:03:58This is it for us today.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00The sofa. Your snuggly shirt.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03I got a few sausage rolls from the posh bakery for lunch.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07- Actually...- Maybe, maybe, I'll have a shower about, what, four o'clock?
0:04:07 > 0:04:09But at this stage, I can't guarantee it, Greg.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11You know how it's Fathers' Day?
0:04:11 > 0:04:17Well, we were thinking it'd be fun to get the kids around, have a little barbecue....
0:04:17 > 0:04:21- Who's "we"?- Well, me, Max... It's a great idea, isn't it?
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Great!
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Delivery for you.- On a Sunday?- Yeah.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Morning!
0:04:31 > 0:04:32What do you want?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- It's Fathers' Day...- So?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Tickets for the boxing. I...
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Cheers, bye.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47I'll leave your one here...
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Enjoy your day.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- My mother know about this? - It was her idea.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Like the engagement party was her idea?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04That was my poor judgment, I apologise.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07But I assure you, she would like her whole family at the wedding.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09That's a lie.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12She doesn't want me anywhere near it. Him even less.
0:05:12 > 0:05:17She does ask that you don't flaunt the nature of your relationship or your plans for adoption.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21So my mother will generously permit me to attend my brother's wedding
0:05:21 > 0:05:27if I conceal what I am, who I love, and how I plan to spend the rest of my life?
0:05:27 > 0:05:28No way.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Mummy and Daddy.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Janet and William.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47The whole family, eh?
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- There's Uncle Phil. Say hello. - Fifteen missed calls, and now you don't pick up.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Rainie, call me back, please!
0:05:55 > 0:05:59I'll be taking him back in a bit, so we'll be out of your hair.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Poor little Janet, stuck in bed.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04One of them 24-hour bug things, Honey said.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Bit rotten innit, Fathers' Day.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Phil, d'you remember that Henry Mason bloke?- Who?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12You know, the carer... at my home.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- What, the nonce?- Yeah.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18They dropped all charges against him. Not enough evidence, they reckon.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20If I'd said anything... Could've helped...
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Seen my Hammers mug? - Phil. All them kids.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- What about 'em? What do you want me to do? Have you seen it?- No.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Julie was using it the other day. - So?
0:06:29 > 0:06:34- So she might know where it is! - She'll be back in a minute, why don't you ask her yourself?
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Come on, let's do another picture. What shall we do this time?
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Hello, everyone. Come through. Greg's in the kitchen.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45- GREG:- Hi, everyone!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48No Vanessa?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50No. Girls' day with Jodie. Looking at wedding venues.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51All right, Greg?
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- GREG:- All right, mate?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- You OK today?- What?
0:06:56 > 0:07:00- Tough day for you. With your Dad and everything. - It's not your problem any more.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Greg's my husband now. - Yeah, course he is(!)
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Yes, he is. And today is important to him.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Don't wind him up, don't make him feel stupid.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Try listening and say, "That's interesting, Greg, tell me more".
0:07:12 > 0:07:16"Oh, yeah, Greg. That's really interesting. Tell me more".
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Please.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22All right. Message received.
0:07:29 > 0:07:34Come on, Tommy. Say, "Come on Bobby! Come on Bobby!"
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Oh, great shot! Even Tommy liked that one.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43- That's my point. 40-15. - What?- We said...- It went...
0:07:43 > 0:07:46No, listen, we said anything wider than here...
0:07:46 > 0:07:49past there, or wider than here... is out.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51- So it's my point. 40-15. - Hold on a second.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Me and Tommy agree, that might have been in.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Who made you umpire?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Trying to help, that's all. Ain't we Tommy? Trying to help.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- 40-15.- Watch your Uncle Ian.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Set.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10The colours work well together, don't they?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- Well?- He's very stubborn.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Knows when he's not wanted.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23- You should stop bothering. Right. Masoods. Khans.- I am bothering. - What are you guys talking about?
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Your mother suggested we invite Christian and Syed to the wedding.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Did she? On what condition? He stops being gay?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Everyone makes compromises.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- And he said no? - I was as surprised as you are.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Not surprised at all? I would have said no.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39To your brother's wedding? Really?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Look at that, Greg.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Smells amazing.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- Oak woodchips. Gets the smoke up, adds a bit of flavour. - Lovely. Superb.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Wait till you try it.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- Long way from a washing machine. - What?
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Back in the day, we used to get an old washing machine drum,
0:08:58 > 0:09:02hammer in some star pickets to keep it off the ground...
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- Voila, barbecue.- Know what that is? That is genius.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Out in the garden in Canning Town.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Few beers.- Happy days.- Yeah.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- Fancy a lager?- Thank you.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Is it ready yet?- Hang on, babes, I only just got it started.
0:09:18 > 0:09:23Hang on a minute, you shouldn't be drinking! You're ovulating this week.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Thanks, darling.
0:09:28 > 0:09:33- Phil says keep the noise down. It's driving him mad.- Nice of him to come and tell us himself(!)
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Sorry, sweetheart, we'll go somewhere else.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- OK.- Hold on, there ain't nowhere else quiet!
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Right, I win. You quit.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- You what?- Yes. Bobby's right.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Yes, you quit, so that makes him the winner.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54No, no, no. I have not quit. It's a, what do you call it... rain delay.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58- Shut up, rain delay! You walked off the court. Which means you're a big loser.- Yep.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- Thank you.- Loser.- Loser.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Like hell.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Oh, Ian...
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Do you know what that sound is?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Sweaty little runt trying to play tennis, by the looks of it.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15No. Fathers' Day. Me and Alfie playing with our sons.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Must be a right little jolly to you. Three kids done a runner. And a wife.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- Soon as Bobby gets his Oyster card he'll be doing one and all, won't he?- Yeah, maybe.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27But until then, I'll enjoy every moment with my son. Which is more than you can say.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30You've got five seconds to get out before you eat that racquet.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34All right, I'm going. I'm going back out there to play with my son.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Shabnam sent this?- From Lahore.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Wow.
0:10:41 > 0:10:46We thought we'd put our handprints on it, and then write our names and a message or something.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47I don't know. Might be a bit weird.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51And what about Dad only getting a card from three of his four children?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Only got himself to blame, Tam.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55He's still our father.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Apparently Mum invited you to the wedding?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Yeah. Well, firstly, she sent over Yusef.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15More importantly, if I do go, I'm not allowed to be gay.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19That's not entirely true, is it? She probably wants you to keep it small.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Keep what small? The fact I've found the person I want to be with forever?
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Wooh! I would not go in there for a while, if I was you.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29I tell you, your mum's chooza palak does not agree with me.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35I like physics, yeah? I love physics. It's who I am.
0:11:35 > 0:11:40But I don't always go on about the foundational flaws of quantum mechanics.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Which are many and grave.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47I know it's not the same.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49But it's my wedding...
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Well, my sham wedding, but I want you to be there.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54It's about us being together and saying,
0:11:54 > 0:11:57"Yeah, there are differences
0:11:57 > 0:12:01"mainly caused by our psycho parents, but...
0:12:01 > 0:12:02"we're still one thing."
0:12:04 > 0:12:06"We're still a family."
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Have you cut your hair?
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Eyelashes, of course!
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- And what did you...- Extensions.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23- They look lovely. - For 80 quid, they'd better.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25- Is that really necessary? - Are you an idiot?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Sorry.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Like I need that before my wedding.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34You seem stressed. This should be a happy occasion.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Two families coming together.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Syed might be coming, you know.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Really? - Tamwar's talking to him right now.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44All the Masood men will be there.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48That's a good thing, isn't it?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50I haven't forgotten what his Dad did to you.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54I can manage.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56You say that, but I can tell.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- I know you're terrified of him. - I'm fine.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Have you mentioned it to Tamwar?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04He wants him there. What could I say?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- You're going to be his wife. - It's family.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08So what are you?
0:13:11 > 0:13:12It's not hard, is it?
0:13:12 > 0:13:16- Tell him to shut up. But I get him in here moaning like an old woman.- Sorry.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- Can't do anything right, can you? - Oi!
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Got something to say, Billy?
0:13:19 > 0:13:22No. It's fine.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25She tell you what to do, does she? Let a thief push you around?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27- I ain't stolen nothing. - West Ham mug, ain't seen it?
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- No, I haven't.- Liar an' all. - Don't talk to her like that.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Or what Billy, eh? Or what?
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Just...show some respect.
0:13:33 > 0:13:38How about you having a bit of respect that I can say whatever I want under my own roof.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- It's just a mug.- If you don't like it, you can walk out.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- Come on, Phil.- My house, my rules.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47You got a problem with that, you can leave, but you ain't man enough for that, are you?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Maybe I am.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06THEY LAUGH AND CHAT
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- Lads.- All right, mate.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- Edward. All right?- Michael.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Nice day for a barbie.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- Remember the washing machine?- Eh?
0:14:24 > 0:14:25Barbecue in the backyard.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Oh, yeah! He burnt everything to a crisp, this bloke.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- No-one complained.- To your face.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33We've got tickets for the fights at Bethnal Green.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Over at York Hall. Like our front room, wasn't it, Dad? Growing up?
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- Yeah.- Been a while, though.- It has.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Should be a good one.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Nice eyelashes.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56What, is that the wrong thing to say?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Really nice. Astronomically beautiful.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04I don't want your dad at the wedding.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09I've been trying to tell you...
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Tam?- I just don't think it's entirely reasonable...
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- to ban my dad from my own wedding. - Sham wedding.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21Yeah, but he doesn't know that. So as far as he's concerned, this is it.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23And the things he did?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25He's family.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29And what about my family? What about what he did to my Dad?
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Do you think that has no effect on me?
0:15:31 > 0:15:36- Of course not.- But my feelings don't seem to matter. Or yours.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Look at how tense he makes you.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41I'd just rather this wasn't totally your decision.
0:15:41 > 0:15:47Maybe try, for once in your life, to not see everything in just black and white.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Enlighten me, then, on the wonderful shades of grey that I'm missing.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53I am scared of him!
0:15:55 > 0:16:00I'm scared for me, and I'm scared for my dad.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Do you understand that?
0:16:03 > 0:16:07I know he's your father and he's been there all your life,
0:16:07 > 0:16:10but I don't feel safe around him.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14- He's not really like that. - He tried to kill my Dad, Tam.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17So to me, he is really like that.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20And to have to see him,
0:16:20 > 0:16:23and then to have to be in the same room as him on my wedding day...
0:16:23 > 0:16:25- Sham wedding day. - It won't be a good day!
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Is family not important to you?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31I'm family!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33I'm your wife!
0:16:34 > 0:16:38You're meant to protect me and make me happy.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39That's your only job.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44That's why I married you.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Because you make me happy.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52Do you understand that?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54You know I'm not someone who gives orders.
0:16:54 > 0:16:59You know how much I love you and I love our little team.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05But if you don't do this,
0:17:05 > 0:17:07then you stop being that person that makes me happy.
0:17:09 > 0:17:14You become the opposite. And then I don't understand...
0:17:14 > 0:17:15I don't understand why...
0:17:17 > 0:17:21..I love you at all. No, Tam. Please, just go.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Please, just go.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30How much more?
0:17:30 > 0:17:3160p.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34I saw two pence in some dog muck out there if you need it.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Thanks very much. Hang on.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39"It's only a mug".
0:17:39 > 0:17:43- Thought that fat scone was going to explode.- There y'are.
0:17:43 > 0:17:4550. 70! Keep the change.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Thank you.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50So, we're like, proper housemates then.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- Looks like it, doesn't it?- That's good, cos I got you a present.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- Eh?- Happy housewarming.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57You're unbelievable, you are.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Does that mean we get to talk about domestic things now?
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- Like lampshades? What glasses will define us as a couple? - I want to find him.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Find who?
0:18:06 > 0:18:07I want to find our son.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09Why?
0:18:11 > 0:18:14I don't know. Fathers' Day, you know...
0:18:14 > 0:18:17having to take William back to Honey, all this Henry Mason stuff...
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- Just got me thinking.- No.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22- Why not?- Because we spoke about it before. And no!
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Jules...
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Good people. Max. Tanya. Greg.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Yeah.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32My people.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- You understand that?- Yeah!
0:18:35 > 0:18:39So you can try playing at friendly Eddie Moon, try to be everyone's mate,
0:18:39 > 0:18:45but sooner or later - with my help, if they need it -
0:18:45 > 0:18:48they'll find out what you really are.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50A dog...
0:18:51 > 0:18:54..that I wouldn't be seen dead in a sweaty, old boxing gym with.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Happy Fathers' day...Dad.
0:19:05 > 0:19:10Come on, Tommy. Say, "Bobby's the champion, Bobby's the champion!"
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Come on, get a move on, this stuff's heavy.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Ian is a loser! Yes, he is, he's a big loser!
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Good girl, good girl.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18All right?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22- What's the matter with you?- Nothing.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27All right sweetheart, all right. We'll tidy it up, then.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32In you go.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Are you mad?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Oh, yeah.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42Come on, I have crayons. Where's the thing? There. These...
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Get in there. I'll see you shortly.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Thank you very much.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Go on, get a wriggle on.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Now, butterflies.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58You don't like that colour? What about purple?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01I have no idea what I want.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Tamwar. Are you OK?
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Afia doesn't want Dad at the wedding.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22I see. And what do you want?
0:20:24 > 0:20:27It won't feel right if he's not there.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29I admire your loyalty.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32I'm sorry. I know what he put you through.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34I can manage.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35I agree with you, you know?
0:20:35 > 0:20:38- Really? - Of course. It's not my wedding.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41It's yours and Afia's. The decisions belong to you.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Afia says she's scared of him.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46She's family now.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49You'll be sharing a life together. A home. Children, Inshallah.
0:20:49 > 0:20:54I suppose it depends what kind of man you want to be.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57A man who honours his wife, who puts her wishes first...
0:20:57 > 0:21:00that's the kind of man to welcome into a family.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05You'll do the right thing, Tamwar. I'm sure of it.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13This meat is amazing.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16It's the oak woodchips, isn't it, Greg?.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Gives it that smoky flavour.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Still a dead animal, isn't it?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22- What about your tofu? - It's made from beans.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24That's what they tell you.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28- I heard it was puppies.- Dad!- What?
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Well. Happy Fathers' Day. Good to have you all here.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- Could be you next year. - What's that?
0:21:34 > 0:21:38- Fathers' Day and all that. - Shut up, Dad.- What?
0:21:38 > 0:21:41It's nothing to hide, is it? We're trying for a baby, we all know that.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44- See? Exactly.- Hard work though. As you're aware.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46- It's pre-watershed! - Thank you, Lauren.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50- But we're focused, got a plan. I run the calendar.- That way...
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Yeah, all right, Greg. Thank you.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54That's really interesting, Greg. Tell me more.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Well, like any project, it's all about management.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Certain things you can only do at certain times.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Once it's planned, it's a case of turning up on site and getting the job done.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Greg, why don't you give me a hand with the barbecue?
0:22:07 > 0:22:10- No, no. You cooked, you relax. - No, it's all right. We'll manage.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- Don't be silly.- If you want.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17We'll come back to this project management stuff.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Fascinating.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- Top bloke, isn't he? Greg. - Just stop it!
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Or what? What you going to do, Tan?
0:22:31 > 0:22:34You going to shout at me?
0:22:34 > 0:22:37You'd love that, wouldn't you? It's how we got started the other night.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40You just going to deny it?
0:22:40 > 0:22:43What, what? The massive mistake that it was?
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- I thought was all right.- Hang onto that thought. It won't happen again.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48- So that's where we're at? - That's where we're at.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52Don't remember it being "hard work" with us, all that baby stuff.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53- No?- Nah.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57Never needed much encouragement in that department.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Over at mine, I couldn't have stopped you if I'd tried.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Even by your standards, Tanya, that was very spirited.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Right. We're done here.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08No, we ain't.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11That's it. Put your hand right into the paint.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Into the paint. And then...
0:23:15 > 0:23:19hands out, like that. Onto the card, yeah!
0:23:21 > 0:23:23There you go.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31- I'll be back in a minute.- Yeah.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33And...
0:23:40 > 0:23:42..me.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Hey, Tommy, how good was Bobby today?
0:23:48 > 0:23:51High five, mate. You were a beast out there on the court.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Eddie, big Fathers' Day with the kids?
0:23:53 > 0:23:54You kidding?
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Last time they did that, I had to by the drinks myself!
0:23:57 > 0:24:00AND finished up paying for Tyler's new exhaust.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Yeah, that sounds about right.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06Nah, I got a call from Frankie.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08That's good enough for me.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09Happy Father's Day fun?
0:24:09 > 0:24:13Yeah, isn't it mate. Great day. Mind you, the tennis is rubbish, isn't it?
0:24:13 > 0:24:17What do you think? "It's rubbish! Rubbish, Bobby!"
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Leave the plants alone. What's the matter with you?
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Your mum will go mad at you, won't she?
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Nice fag?
0:24:29 > 0:24:32I don't know what you're talking about.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33The shirt looks nice.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Oh, yeah. It's lovely.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36Is it you?
0:24:36 > 0:24:39As if. No, Abi.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Happy Fathers' Day, loser.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Thank you. Come here.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50Good that you and Mum are getting along again, ain't it?
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Yeah. It is.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Both of you.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06Please.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25- Ta-dah.- I brought...
0:25:25 > 0:25:28I know it rots your teeth, but...special occasion.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Right, OK. Well, take a seat, I'll pour you some.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Nah, it's OK.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Ice! There's got to be some ice around here somewhere.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37You can't come to the wedding.
0:25:45 > 0:25:46What?
0:25:48 > 0:25:50- It's just you...- Er...
0:25:52 > 0:25:54You take a seat, um...
0:25:54 > 0:25:56- You wanted ice, right?- Dad...
0:25:59 > 0:26:02It's not appropriate, the way you've been behaving.
0:26:05 > 0:26:06I explained that.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12- I'm your father.- I know.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14It's just, it's how I want it.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18- Come on, Tam!- It's how I want it.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Really?
0:26:22 > 0:26:26- Yes.- This is all your decision?- Yes.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28- Nothing to do with Yusef? - No!- Your mother? Afia?
0:26:28 > 0:26:31- No opinion?- No.- Just my son.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41- It's your wedding day. - I know. It's how I want it.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42No, you don't, Tam! It's not!
0:26:44 > 0:26:49What did he say to you? "If you don't do it, you're not fit enough to marry my daughter?"
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Don't you see what he's doing, Tam?
0:26:52 > 0:26:55He's pushing me out.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57He's determined to destroy this family
0:26:57 > 0:27:02and the only thing stopping him, the only thing holding it together, is you and me.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Dad, it's how I want it.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06No, you don't Tam! You don't!
0:27:08 > 0:27:09I'm your father!
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Times table, remember?
0:27:25 > 0:27:28A little boy who wouldn't go to sleep until his father sat there,
0:27:28 > 0:27:31and rubbed his back, and went through his times table?
0:27:39 > 0:27:41It's how I want it.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Tam, don't. I'm your father!
0:28:16 > 0:28:18You. I know it was you.
0:28:19 > 0:28:22It's not going to happen. Do you hear me?
0:28:22 > 0:28:24There's not going to be a wedding!
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