0:00:30 > 0:00:36- Just looking in the fridge. I can do you a sausage sandwich or some cheese...- Wonderful family you have.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- Sorry, I didn't mean to... - That's my son.- Your son!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41I didn't know you had a son. He looks like trouble.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Sorry, Carol, I'm talking from personal experience.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49He's dead.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50He died last year.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53I'm so sorry.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Tea?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Carol, I didn't want to...
0:00:57 > 0:01:01- Is it milk, one sugar? - You must miss him so much.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Liam...
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Liam, wait!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Oi! Watch the cloth, moth.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20New whistle, this!
0:01:20 > 0:01:25- I don't care what you do with him, just leave me out of it.- Well, well, that didn't take long, did it?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27It's almost like he's had practice.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32I'll have a word.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Zainab!
0:01:36 > 0:01:40- Have you heard from Tamwar?- Not yet. - Don't you think we should talk?
0:01:40 > 0:01:44- Talk?- About what was said - at the Mehndi?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Nothing was said at the Mehndi. Nothing.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Dad again.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04He wants to know what time to be at the registry office.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Have you heard from yours?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Or your mum, for that matter?
0:02:10 > 0:02:15- Tam?- Hmm?- Your parents, have you heard from them?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Er, no. I've been thinking...
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Uh-oh.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24We don't have to go through with it today if you don't want to.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27It's not like we have a choice, is it?
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Just because we got married at the mosque doesn't make it legal.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Yeah, I know, that's what I meant.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38It's been a bit of a nightmare for everyone,
0:02:38 > 0:02:41and I just sort of wonder whether it wouldn't be better
0:02:41 > 0:02:43if we just leave it.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Is that what you want?- No, I thought it might be what you want.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Of course it isn't.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- I love you.- I love you.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Besides...you wouldn't want to miss out on our honeymoon now, would you?
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Well...
0:03:02 > 0:03:06What are we going to do about our parents?
0:03:06 > 0:03:07It's simple.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09We uninvite them.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Really?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13We've come this far on our own, haven't we?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Hmm.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26I don't care if you and my gran...you know.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27I mean, it would be kind of sick,
0:03:27 > 0:03:30but you don't have to keep pretending to hang out with me.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Is that what you think?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Listen, I want to tell you...
0:03:37 > 0:03:39I think you're a top bloke,
0:03:39 > 0:03:43and I've got a real kick out of being your mate.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46I'd hate that to change,
0:03:46 > 0:03:50just because I want to get to know your gran too.
0:03:52 > 0:03:59Hey, I can't force you to be mates with an old geezer like me, can I?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01We could have a kick about after school.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Tomorrow?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Sure.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10You've got the knack.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- It's just adults I have a problem with.- Michael?
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Look, I was thinking, if you're at a loose end later,
0:04:17 > 0:04:21I could probably fix you something at the caff, you know, make up for lunch.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Thank you.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Oh, not in the doorway.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Did you hear me?- Yep.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- How old are you, Shirley? - I don't really see that's any of your business,
0:04:34 > 0:04:37but are you suddenly taking an interest in my health?
0:04:37 > 0:04:41Smoke yourself to death for all I care, just don't do it in my doorway.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Interesting choice of words, that - "your doorway". Since when did this place belong to you?
0:04:45 > 0:04:50It might as well do, the amount of work I do here. Can you move out, or I'll call the police.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Carol...I'm your new boss.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55What?
0:04:55 > 0:04:59Yeah, that's right. This place - it belongs to me.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Now, I think we need to have a little word about your attitude problem.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05The official term is...
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- that it stinks. - Not your day, is it?
0:05:10 > 0:05:11I'll catch you later.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23- FRONT DOOR SLAMS - Hello?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Blimey, you've got enough kit in here for an army.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Oh, I know, just some things I picked up on the way.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31What am I going to find next, Aladdin's lamp?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Are you OK with it? You can chuck it out if you want. - No, no, course not.
0:05:34 > 0:05:39- No, it's good stuff. Besides, we might need extra, when we have visitors.- When we have visitors?
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Yeah, it's nice, innit? Got our own place, show people around...
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Nothing wrong with that, is there? - No, no.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Oh, here you are.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- What's that for? - I saved a bit from my Jobseeker's.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57I was going to get a few things for in here, but then I thought you need treating.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- What am I going to spend it on, then?- I don't know, go and see Tanya, get your nails done...
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Have one of them facial things.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06- The only rule is, you've got to enjoy yourself, agreed?- Yeah.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12So you won't even talk to her?
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- After what she's done, why should we?- He's got a point.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- I thought we agreed I'd handle this.- OK.
0:06:17 > 0:06:22Sorry, Syed, but we've made up our minds. It's just going to be the two of us and the registrar.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- You'll need witnesses. - We'll get them off the street.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- But I get to choose. - I get final veto.- Why?
0:06:29 > 0:06:34- Because you'll just think it's funny to pick weirdos.- So? I like weirdos, that's why I married you.
0:06:34 > 0:06:39Guys, this isn't a game! You might think you don't care now, but what if you look back and regret this?
0:06:39 > 0:06:43I thought you'd be the last person lecturing us on family togetherness.
0:06:43 > 0:06:48- Mum didn't talk to you for over a year, or have you got amnesia? - And again, he's got a good point.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53So what, you're not going to have any family there at all?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55It's nothing against YOU, OK?
0:06:55 > 0:06:59It's just after everything, the last thing we want is a big fuss.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Refill, Carol!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- Can't you see I've got my hands full?- How much am I paying you?
0:07:11 > 0:07:16- Not enough.- Yeah, well, it'll be even less if I don't get a coffee within 30 seconds.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19And she would not want to see me without my coffee, would she, Philip?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Hang on a minute.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- I'm not happy with that. - Don't push it, Shirley.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- What are you going to do, quit? - Don't tempt me.
0:07:37 > 0:07:42Oh, yeah, I forgot, there's a load of highly-paid jobs out there, ain't there, for women your age?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Now, that wasn't too hard, was it?
0:07:53 > 0:07:57- I've created a monster.- I'm not giving you any of the credit.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Here, Carol, do you know anything about the bloke painting the sign?
0:08:00 > 0:08:06- He reckons the owner got him to do it.- Come back, Ian, all is forgiven. - Eh?- Behind you.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Hello, Ian.- I'm calling Jane. - I wouldn't bother.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16- Why?- Because, this place, it doesn't belong to her now.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18It belongs to me.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21No, that's what I'm... You what?
0:08:21 > 0:08:25- How?- I bought it.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27What, Jane sold the place to you?
0:08:27 > 0:08:32- That's what happens when you screw over your wife, Ian. - No, no, she wouldn't do that to me.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Er... Rainie wants to meet up later.
0:08:34 > 0:08:40- Why don't you ask her to come down here?- Really?- Yeah.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Oh, I see...
0:08:42 > 0:08:46- What?- Most men, when they've got a guilty conscience, they buy their other half flowers.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Phil's obviously got more to make up for.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Michael.- Edward.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- I just want five minutes. - No-can-do, all right?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09What you saw earlier, I wanted to explain.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Carol and I... - No. No, I'm going to stop you there,
0:09:12 > 0:09:17because a conversation with Roxy's toddler is more interesting than your bogging love life.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19You can't keep ignoring me like this.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21We live on the same square, for God's sake.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23It's a situation that's working for me.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27So I don't know, unless you want to move, what else are we going to do?
0:09:27 > 0:09:29What harm would five minutes do?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Hi.- Hi.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Do you fancy a coffee?
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Well, what did he say?
0:09:51 > 0:09:54I'm sorry, Ma... I tried to explain,
0:09:54 > 0:09:57but they've decided to go on their own.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Maybe we should do something instead.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03You know, go out for a walk, have some lunch. Take your mind off it.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07I'm far too busy, Syed.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09But, if there's nothing else then...
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- It's hard work, isn't it?- What?
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Hating someone.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31What are you talking about?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Your dad. Sorry, I couldn't help but overhear.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36I don't hate him, he's just a no-mark.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41You know, I don't see how this has got anything to do with you, frankly.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Well, because I care about Roxy.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48And I suppose I know what it's like to have a difficult relationship with your dad.
0:10:48 > 0:10:53- Here we go. Now you wish you had a chance to have some sort of touching reunion with him.- No. Not at all.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57Archie was a malicious man and the world is a better place without him.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Harsh.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00But fair.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03- I mean, can you really say the same about Eddie?- Yeah.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06- Truthfully?- What is this - Top Trumps for rubbish dads?
0:11:06 > 0:11:11No. Look, I'm not saying that you don't have good reason for not wanting to speak to him.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Then what are you saying?
0:11:13 > 0:11:16I think you know.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Come on, Jane, be reasonable.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22It's Phil Mitchell!
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Well, he's gone and given the place to Shirley, hasn't he!
0:11:25 > 0:11:30That woman wouldn't know food hygiene if it jumped up and smacked her in the mouth!
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Well, tear it up.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36Look, I tell you what, I'll give you more money for it, OK?
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Listen, I'll run it for you...
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Jane? Hello?
0:11:45 > 0:11:46- What?- Nothing.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48What, you think I'm a mug?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51£2.80.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53- Family business?- What?
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- I eat for free now. Tell her, Shirl...- Nice try, sunshine.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59No, look, just let him have it. Just this once, eh?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Well, I ain't. - I never said you were.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06This place is like an insurance policy. Phil steps out of line, I've got this.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09So you're going to wait and see how it goes out between them?
0:12:09 > 0:12:12You've got something cooked up, have you?
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- What, you're going to spike her drink?- Keep your voice down.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20I've got to play this one really carefully.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Are you all right? Do you want something?
0:12:34 > 0:12:35No.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41No, you can't paint it black!
0:12:41 > 0:12:45And I'm going to put a stuffed animal head up there
0:12:45 > 0:12:49- and maybe a couple of skulls hanging from the ceiling. - Oh, very funny(!)
0:12:49 > 0:12:53- I'm going to change the menu, get rid of that tuna cheese thingy... - The tuna melt?! That's a classic.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55And I'll be changing the name...
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Phil @ Shirl's. Yeah, that's got a kind of ring to it.
0:12:58 > 0:13:03You can't just erase the history of a place like this... It runs in people's veins.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Ask anyone round here what this place means to them...
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Carol, sum this place up in one word.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Grease.- No!
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Look it's my mum, all right? Kathy. That's who people remember here.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Not for much longer.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Shirley, look, you haven't got the first idea about running an eating establishment.
0:13:19 > 0:13:24I'm telling you, it's going to be like watching a horror film and I've got a front-row seat.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26I'll be there to listen out for the screams.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29So, I'm off to the Arches - is it all right if she sits there for a bit?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Yeah, it's fine.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Sandwich wouldn't go amiss. Maybe cheese and pickle?
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Phil said it'd be on the house.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43And would you like a drink with that?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Orange juice, ta.
0:14:01 > 0:14:06It's going well then, this place?
0:14:06 > 0:14:10What's this kid like - any good?
0:14:10 > 0:14:11He's all right.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15That's where the money is.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Train 'em up from youngsters and hope that they turn pro.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22That's really enlightening. Thanks, Dad(!)
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Well, I don't mean to patronise.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28You've always had a good brain on you. And it's obviously in your blood.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30You've seen the photos of me in the ring.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Yeah, yeah, you could call this place an homage(!)
0:14:33 > 0:14:35You done well for yourself.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Spotted a gap, got right in there... It's brave.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Bet it's popular too.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47Ex-copper like your mate Jack running the shop.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49You more the money man, I'm guessing?
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Yeah. You looking for a retirement fund?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Nah, just wanted to see what you were up to.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59I'm proud of you.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05I know I have no right to be, but there it is...
0:15:05 > 0:15:06I am.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08That's beautiful(!)
0:15:08 > 0:15:11It's beautiful stuff, really moving.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15But when you're done sucking up, I need to get on.
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Fair enough.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21But one day,
0:15:21 > 0:15:24you'll know how this feels.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- What's that?- Tommy.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32Got your own ticking mini-me right there.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34You think you hate ME?
0:15:34 > 0:15:38That's nothing compared with how that boy's going to feel about you,
0:15:38 > 0:15:40the way you treat him.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44You've got one massive grudge coming your way.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47You'd do well to mind your own business.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53Michael, you're not that young any more.
0:15:53 > 0:15:59- I was younger than you when your mother passed.- Passed!
0:15:59 > 0:16:01PASSED!
0:16:01 > 0:16:02HOW DARE YOU!
0:16:02 > 0:16:04She didn't pass...
0:16:04 > 0:16:06What kind of word is that for it?
0:16:06 > 0:16:12You killed her. YOU killed her, with your neglect and your wandering eye.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14You are the reason,
0:16:14 > 0:16:17you are the reason why she couldn't take it no more.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Maybe.- Maybe?
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Don't insult me, there ain't no maybe about it.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23And don't pretend you've changed.
0:16:23 > 0:16:29Coming round here like some reformed character just cos you've got a bit of grey in your hair,
0:16:29 > 0:16:32because I see through you.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36You're so full of anger.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38I get that,
0:16:38 > 0:16:40I used to feel the same way.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41Pent up, trapped,
0:16:41 > 0:16:45not knowing which way to turn.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Always one foot out the door.
0:16:50 > 0:16:55The difference is, I choose not to get pinned down, all right?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57I don't pretend I'm any different.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00But you have a girlfriend.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06You may want to ignore him, but you also have a son.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Shut up! I'm nothing like you!
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Look...
0:17:14 > 0:17:15I pity you, Michael.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Yeah? Yeah?
0:17:18 > 0:17:22Yeah. I remember when I was your age...
0:17:22 > 0:17:24It wasn't a happy time.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Look, I understand why you resent me.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Don't you think I haven't felt the same way?
0:17:31 > 0:17:35But I want to make it up to you.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37- There's still time.- No.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40No, there isn't. There isn't.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Just pretend I never existed.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45I wish I could, but I can't.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Well, you've done all right till now, ain't you?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51You didn't even know I was here till you come knocking.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54True.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58But why do you think I've stuck around?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00I want to get to know you, Michael,
0:18:00 > 0:18:02more than anything.
0:18:07 > 0:18:08What about the other lot?
0:18:10 > 0:18:12They hate you as well, don't they?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- No, they're fine.- Yeah?
0:18:14 > 0:18:17If you want, I'll tell you about them.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20At least give me a chance.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Meet me at the caff at five. Cup of tea.
0:18:24 > 0:18:29You can spend the time drinking it, slagging me off, or I don't know...
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Maybe we can have a conversation.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Move things on.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39The ball's in your court.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51HE SIGHS
0:18:52 > 0:18:54You look tired, Dad.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Yeah, it's the beds - too soft.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58So what time does it kick off?
0:18:58 > 0:19:02Yeah, about that...
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Me and Afia, we...
0:19:04 > 0:19:08Yeah, you don't want your dad there showing you up - that it?
0:19:08 > 0:19:10No, it's not you, we just...
0:19:12 > 0:19:14It's all got so messy
0:19:14 > 0:19:17and we just thought best thing would be if we do it on our own.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20It's fine.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21You're not mad?
0:19:23 > 0:19:29Although if I were you I'd check your flies before you go in. Ah!
0:19:29 > 0:19:31OK.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42- You want to stop your father from seeing you get married?- But you were all for moving.- But I'm still here!
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- I stayed to support you. - I'm not saying we don't want you to be in our lives.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50Then why does it feel like a slap in the face?
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- Are you trying to punish me? - Just for today,
0:19:53 > 0:19:57try and understand.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00What would your mother say?
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Don't, Dad, don't...
0:20:06 > 0:20:10She'd be devastated to think that her only daughter
0:20:10 > 0:20:13was getting married in an empty room.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15If she was here
0:20:15 > 0:20:17I wouldn't have to, would I?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21What're you doing?
0:20:21 > 0:20:23- Nothing. - Did you not go to the salon?
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- Yeah I did, but it was fully booked. - Right.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29You're upset, what's happened?
0:20:29 > 0:20:33- It doesn't matter.- It matters to me. Has someone said something?- What?
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Who was it? Tanya?
0:20:34 > 0:20:36No, not really her fault, is it?
0:20:36 > 0:20:41- Billy, look at me. I probably scared half her customers away. - Is that what she said?
0:20:41 > 0:20:45- Not in so many words no, but... - Cheeky cow. She's got some front, ain't she?
0:20:45 > 0:20:46It's OK, it doesn't matter.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47It matters to me!
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Do you want a cup of tea or something? You know, forget about it.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Ta.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00I don't know how you do it?
0:21:01 > 0:21:03What?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Go tee-total.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09I ain't exactly cracked it, have I?
0:21:09 > 0:21:12No, I mean...
0:21:12 > 0:21:14I know how you feel.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17You know, that need. It's like an ache, innit?
0:21:17 > 0:21:20After a long, suffering day...
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Or sometimes not even after, sometimes during,
0:21:23 > 0:21:25all you want is to just swallow a bit of vodka and...
0:21:28 > 0:21:30..you know, feel your chest open up.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34Get that hazy feeling, take the edge off things, that buzz.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40It makes you feel like you can do anything, don't it?
0:21:41 > 0:21:45- I'm sorry, I shouldn't have... - No, it's just...
0:21:45 > 0:21:50- better not to talk about it. - I thought that's what these groups were for?
0:21:50 > 0:21:53You did say orange juice, didn't you? Only...
0:21:53 > 0:21:55you've not touched it.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00Phil's right.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02- About what?- Soft drinks.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04You don't choose 'em cos you want 'em...
0:22:04 > 0:22:07You choose 'em cos it makes other people feel better.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08That what Phil says?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Yeah. It's a meeting thing.
0:22:11 > 0:22:17So, Phil, does he do the, "I'm Phil Mitchell, I'm an alcoholic"?
0:22:17 > 0:22:19We all do.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Phil?
0:22:22 > 0:22:26I mean, he doesn't, like, pour his heart and soul out and stuff,
0:22:26 > 0:22:27but yeah, he's getting into it.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30He talks?
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Sometimes.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Sometimes it's just about being there...
0:22:35 > 0:22:40You know, being in a room where everyone understands what it's like when you can't stop.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44You know, it's like a weird bond.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47You don't have to put it into words.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49- I'm really sorry.- Watch it!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51I'll get you another one.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Well, I'm going to make sure you always get her, you know,
0:22:56 > 0:22:59cos she has a bikini wax...
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Oi. Oi, what makes you think you're so special, eh?- Sorry?
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Just because she hasn't got the clothes and the la-di-da attitude,
0:23:05 > 0:23:08- what gives you the right to look down on her?- Billy...
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Our money is as good as anyone else's, all right?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Discrimination, that's what this is.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16You wouldn't have turned her away cos of the colour of her skin, but it makes no difference...
0:23:16 > 0:23:20- Billy, just let me... - Chav, that's what you thinking, innit? I'm not standing for it, Tan.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Billy! Will you shut up!
0:23:22 > 0:23:26- Look, Julie never even came in to the salon.- What?
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- She said... - Yeah, well she's lying, ain't she?
0:23:29 > 0:23:33And since your money's as good as anyone else's you can buy our drinks.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37We'll have two white wines please, Tracey. Apology accepted.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40- OK?- Yep.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43Let me get the door for you.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01There you are. I thought it was going to go cold.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09Why did you say Tanya turned you away?
0:24:09 > 0:24:13Are you hiding something from me, Julie? Cos I don't like being lied to.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15And this from the man who's ashamed to be seen with me.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18- Sorry, what?- Look, I'm sorry OK,
0:24:18 > 0:24:23but I don't do all that girly thing - the hair and the make-up. It's just not me.
0:24:23 > 0:24:28If you don't think I'm good enough for you, then I'll just pack my bags and I'll go right now, shall I?
0:24:28 > 0:24:29You soppy mare.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Is that what you think?
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Course you're good enough, Julie! I just wanted to treat you, that was all.
0:24:35 > 0:24:40Yeah, well, I'm just not very good with all that silliness.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41- Well, good.- Is it good?
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Yeah, it is good.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45It's a waste of money, innit?
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Give me a fish and chip supper any day of the week.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50- Where's Phil's shadow?- In the bog.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Listen, have you done it yet?
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Right, three words - food hygiene certificate.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Two words - my gaff.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59So what time do you want me tomorrow?
0:24:59 > 0:25:01What for?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04- My first shift.- You what? - Are you working here?- That's right.
0:25:04 > 0:25:09- This gets better and better. It'll be a crack den by next week. - Eight o'clock.- You're not serious?
0:25:09 > 0:25:11This is going to be fun.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15- Thought you wanted to get rid? - I've changed my mind.- Why?
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Because I am one clever cookie.
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Are you OK?
0:25:24 > 0:25:29- Please. Please, stop asking me that. - OK. I'm OK.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35- Sorry, didn't have time to get a hat.- What're you doing here?
0:25:35 > 0:25:40Say if you want us to leave, but... I don't like the look of those two weirdos.
0:25:40 > 0:25:44- Nah, you'll definitely do. - Is that meant to be a dig?
0:25:44 > 0:25:48You'll have to get used to her sense of humour now she's your sister-in-law.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Uh-oh, I'm in trouble.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Looks like you could do with one?
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Thanks.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Don't worry, it won't last. She'll get bored.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29I never knew she hated me so much.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32She hates everyone.
0:26:32 > 0:26:33I meant Jane.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41This ain't just any old motor, darlin'.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44This beautiful machine is worth serious wedge.
0:26:44 > 0:26:49- How much?- Sweetheart, do I look like the kind of fella goes around bragging about his packet?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53But ballpark... Six numbers.
0:26:53 > 0:26:57- Wait till Darren sees this. - Yeah, who's Darren?
0:26:58 > 0:26:59Dad!
0:26:59 > 0:27:01What are you doing with my Jag?
0:27:03 > 0:27:04I...
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Here, wait! I didn't even get your name!
0:27:12 > 0:27:15Jodie. And Darren's my fiance.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18What are you doing here, you reprobate?
0:27:18 > 0:27:22Hello? You're staying in a boozer. Do think I'm going to pass up an opportunity like that?
0:27:22 > 0:27:26- There's me thinking you're missing your old dad.- Well, and that.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30- So, I reckon you own me pint. - What for?- Delivering your car.
0:27:30 > 0:27:31All right, one pint.
0:27:31 > 0:27:36But if I find so much as a fingerprint on the paintwork, you're going to pay for a re-spray.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Come on.
0:27:47 > 0:27:48Have you got a tissue?
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Well, it's emotional.
0:28:02 > 0:28:03I'm sure he's on his way.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12So I'm standing on the window ledge wearing this thong
0:28:12 > 0:28:17and it ain't doing the job of a more...supportive undergarment, if you know what I'm saying?
0:28:17 > 0:28:21- Anyway, the blonde, Sophie... - Sophie's the blonde? I thought that was Gemma?
0:28:21 > 0:28:24It could be. Anyway, she's getting rid of her old man
0:28:24 > 0:28:26and we're nearly in the clear, when there's this screaming.
0:28:26 > 0:28:30- It's the next-door neighbour, thinks I've come to molest her.- Michael!
0:28:30 > 0:28:32What time is it?
0:28:32 > 0:28:33All right, bruv?
0:28:34 > 0:28:36I was just on my way over.
0:28:36 > 0:28:40- How about a pint instead?- Forget it.
0:28:40 > 0:28:44You've had your chance, you blew it. Never again. And you...
0:28:45 > 0:28:48don't call me bruv.
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