30/06/2011

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0:01:19 > 0:01:21Oi! Get up!

0:01:21 > 0:01:22What's wrong?!

0:01:22 > 0:01:24What the hell's this??

0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Jack, I don't know how he got there! - Oi, get up!- Jack, Jack, Jack!

0:01:29 > 0:01:33Listen to me, he's obviously sleepwalking again, isn't he?

0:01:33 > 0:01:37Look at him, he's got his clothes, he's got his shoes on.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39You terrified me!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Well, how did he get in here?

0:01:41 > 0:01:44I don't know, maybe he was asleep on the sofa or something.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47I could've been laying there.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Maybe he likes you more than you think.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54So what we going to do with him?

0:01:54 > 0:01:57I don't know, you're not meant to wake them up. What are you doing?

0:01:57 > 0:02:01- Come on then, couch.- OK, OK. - Not staying in with him, are we?

0:02:10 > 0:02:12- Ah!- Hi!

0:02:15 > 0:02:17- Kat?- There's Daddy.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24Hello, little man. You all right?

0:02:27 > 0:02:31Do you ever get premonitions, like you can sense something?

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Only I've got this tingle and it's not a good tingle.

0:02:34 > 0:02:35It's more of a feeling.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36What if Ronnie gets off?

0:02:36 > 0:02:41- Oh, can't happen.- What if she does? - Kat look at me, look at me.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45- Can't happen cos it's not possible. - Why am I feeling these things? What is it all about?

0:02:46 > 0:02:47Hey.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Hi.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09- Hi, yourself. - What are you doing in, you perv?

0:03:09 > 0:03:13- I want my rent.- Get out! - 300 quid by 5 o'clock today.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15I said leave.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Now it's three o'clock.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- I'll call the police. - It's two o'clock now.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27You're still a perv!

0:03:27 > 0:03:28DOOR SLAMS

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Sorry.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48It's all right. It's all right, I promise.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52On your bed, though? It is a bit weird. I'm sorry.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56See you later.

0:03:56 > 0:03:57Michael.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02You know this new QC thing?

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Well, Jack seems to think that he can win.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09I mean, that can't really happen, can it? Me just walking free?

0:04:09 > 0:04:13I don't know, Jack's been in a ton of courts and seen loads of nutters walk...

0:04:17 > 0:04:18I didn't mean that.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21You know what I mean.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23It'd be something, though, wouldn't it?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Don't know what you're laughing at.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48You could help. I mean, you owe me. Don't you think?

0:05:11 > 0:05:16- Oh!- Little bird tells me you're the best grub merchant in London. - I just do my best.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Bet you know your way around a sausage.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- No more than most.- Show me, Jean. Show me what you can do with it.

0:05:22 > 0:05:26There's a cafe over the road. Get your own breakfast, you cheeky beggar.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Oi! Time to get decent.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32We'll always have this moment.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35I've just been with Anthony. Our books aren't quite balancing.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38So I'm thinking...

0:05:38 > 0:05:41- obituaries. - Not on an empty stomach, Dad.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43We need new stock.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Right, in a bit. Come find me, yeah?

0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Morning, Jeanie.- Oh! Oh!

0:05:53 > 0:05:54I'll just...

0:05:54 > 0:05:56get a cloth.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where's the fire, then?

0:05:59 > 0:06:02You don't want to know.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Obituaries.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07Every dead person has the potential of laying a Faberge egg.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Well, you never know what they leave behind.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Pat! I was calling you!

0:06:19 > 0:06:23I heard. Now, if you don't much mind I've got a load of Ricky's laundry to do.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25So did he make much money in Dubai?

0:06:25 > 0:06:29- That's none of your business.- Pat.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Lovely, lovely Pat...

0:06:32 > 0:06:36- If this is a mugging, I'm taking you down with me. - Two seconds of your time. Please.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38I found something.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43- That's the bracelet... - ..my Dad bought you. Didn't he?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45I found it in my stuff.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49Well, I just saw it and immediately thought of you.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55Thank you.

0:06:55 > 0:06:56Thanks, babe.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02What your QC would like is as many character testimonies as you can get.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03From family and friends.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07- People who can vouch for Ronnie in their own way. - I'll get on that as soon as.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Make sure you do. I can only hold off giving the judge his bundle for so long.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17The QC would also like to open up your past to the court.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Really?- It'll be all right, it'll help.

0:07:22 > 0:07:27Your father, the abuse, your daughter, the miscarriage.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28That history has to come out.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33I really don't think I want to talk about that.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Ron, right now we've got to use whatever we can.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40For the first time in your life turning all those negatives into a positive.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43- They're just going to lock me up for longer.- Ronnie...

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Ronnie, you're the victim here.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Someone who was driven to the point of no return.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51It's a massive part of your defence.

0:07:52 > 0:07:53You're going to win it.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03You really don't think she'll care?

0:08:03 > 0:08:04- Which one's yours?- Lemon, no ice.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07- So what's Jodie having? - Ice, no lemon.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08How am I going to tell her?

0:08:08 > 0:08:11I mean, I'm going out with her ex-boyfriend.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13I thought Jodie wanted still?

0:08:15 > 0:08:19Well, well, if it isn't my favourite new face! Still got that fella?

0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Still got those wheels, have you? - Touche. Jodie, wasn't it?

0:08:23 > 0:08:25We have to stop meeting like this. People will talk.

0:08:25 > 0:08:30- They already are. Who's this?- Tyler Moon. That's a sharp suit, pal.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Game show host and his glamorous assistant.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Actually, I think you'll find he's with me.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38- She's with him. I'd never... - She's my fiance and this expensive whistle runs a business.

0:08:38 > 0:08:42- Well, technically it's Max's business.- But I'm employee of the month again.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46Listen, who does what, I don't care. Who's with who, that's what I do.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49So what's the deal? Don't tell me young Alan Sugar here's done the double.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52- That's gross!- So gross!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54But, Jodes, I need to tell you something!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Here we go. You're dumping your boyfriend.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00- Don't worry, petal, I tend to have that effect.- It's Poppy.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03- And she doesn't have a boyfriend. - You see, we got there in the end.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05What is it, Pops?

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Oh, there's ice in my drink.

0:09:07 > 0:09:11There's ice in her drink. And this water's fizzy, Darren.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12Oh...

0:09:15 > 0:09:16It's just us, then, ladies.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22I was wondering what happened to this.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27Frank bought it for me in this little jewellery shop just off Brighton Pier.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Do you know? He even haggled the bloke down a bit.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Thanks, Janine, I really appreciate it, haven't got much left that your dad gave me.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39The thing is, Pat...

0:09:39 > 0:09:41memories are expensive.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Silly me. For a minute there, I thought you'd grown a heart.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49So what shall we say? 100?

0:09:50 > 0:09:56- Sling your hook.- Oh, all right, then, 80 and you can relive Brighton for the rest of your days.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00This cost your dad a fiver. It's silver plate.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Yes, but you're not factoring in for inflation.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08The trouble with being cheap, Janine, is you never know what something's really worth.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12No. Well, now we know what it's worth, don't we?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Hey, what you doing?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Running repairs. Nice trip?

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Nothing ever changes, does it?

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Silly girl. I'd have paid 50 just for the memory.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Well?

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Yeah, it's looking good.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34If you get this sorted, I will love you for ever.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38- Yes, well, let's all just stay calm for now.- Sorry. sorry!

0:10:48 > 0:10:51And there she was, at the station with him.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Smashed my heart like a dropped pint glass.

0:10:54 > 0:10:55Well, that is sad.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59- So sad.- But you did sleep with her sister! Her sister.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02I'm just glad she's with someone who'll treat her right.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05- Oh, yeah, all right! Who are you kidding?!- Darren!

0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Can't fool a fool, eh, Dazza?- It's Darren.- Jodie, a pleasure as always.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11You be sure to let me know when spring arrives, Petal.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15- It's Poppy.- Poppy, I'll be the first out the hive.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Yeah, I'll let Julian know.

0:11:18 > 0:11:22- You're seeing Julian? - I'm seeing him. Hate me, don't you?

0:11:22 > 0:11:24No. I so don't hate you.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Look, I'm sorry, I don't want to be rude and I don't normally do this,

0:11:29 > 0:11:32but can I get your name?

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Just your name, that's all. So I can spell it out in my sleep.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38- She smiles! It's my lucky day. - Don't push it, mate.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40If you won't give me a name, at least give me a number.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Come on, what you playing the shy girl for?

0:11:42 > 0:11:45I bet you've given it out to worse.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47What do you think I am, eh?

0:11:48 > 0:11:49Maybe later, then?

0:11:54 > 0:11:56- Oop.- Ooh!

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Ouch, that's got to be embarrassing.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Folk round here might start talking.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04It's the bounce, not the fall, Dazza. Ta-ta, girls.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16Oh, sweetheart, you're starting early, ain't you?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18I need it. I've just seen 'em.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19- Ronnie and Jack.- Where?

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Outside. They were with a woman and they were looking happy.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Why would they look happy? What have they got to be happy about?

0:12:25 > 0:12:26I don't know, darling.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32- Alfie, you got any change? - Something's going on, I know it. - Hello?

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Morning, mate. Sorry, what can I get you?

0:12:34 > 0:12:37- Some change for the float?- Yeah. Not a problem.

0:12:37 > 0:12:41- Wonder what it's like, only having a few days of freedom. - You talking about Ronnie?

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Tell you what, they're going to rip her apart inside.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46- Always do when it's to do with babies.- Let's hope so.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Don't how she thought she'd get away with it.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53- I never used to like you much. - I grow on people.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56- Janine, Janine! Oi, Ian! - Oi! Janine!

0:12:56 > 0:13:01Alfie, they were laughing. Why would they be laughing?

0:13:05 > 0:13:08So this QC ain't lost a case in three years.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Sounds promising. Why are you whispering?

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Cos he's our ace in the hole.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Don't want Kat and Alfie finding out. Ronnie wants it kept quiet.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Fair play. What if she gets off, then?

0:13:17 > 0:13:19- What do you mean? - You're going to live here?

0:13:19 > 0:13:23- You serious? No, no, we're gone. We're out of here. Forever. - No more Tommy, then?

0:13:25 > 0:13:28- He ain't mine, is he? - No, don't suppose he is.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Can't stay here for a baby that ain't mine.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32No, not saying you should. I could keep you updated.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Send you photos, pictures.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Yeah. Cheers, mate. Thanks(!)

0:13:36 > 0:13:40Sorry. You just concentrate on Ronnie.

0:13:40 > 0:13:44I don't suppose there's anything you can do, anyway, in the scheme of things.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47- I can't exactly go round there, can I?- Maybe you can.

0:13:47 > 0:13:53- Maybe you can. I can keep Ronnie occupied, distracted.- How?

0:13:53 > 0:13:54I don't know.

0:13:54 > 0:13:58I'll tell her we're all going out for lunch, we're all meeting up there.

0:13:58 > 0:13:59What, and I turn up late?

0:13:59 > 0:14:03How long's it going to take? You only need ten minutes, don't you?

0:14:04 > 0:14:05It's wrong, ain't it?

0:14:07 > 0:14:08That you'll miss him?

0:14:08 > 0:14:10No.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12You were his dad.

0:14:12 > 0:14:13Once.

0:14:14 > 0:14:15Get round there, Jack.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Probably your last chance, mate.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24- I grew this for you. - You after another punch?

0:14:24 > 0:14:29- Yeah, course I am. It's my bag, getting whacked by babes. - I ain't joking.

0:14:29 > 0:14:33- I'll have this in a sandwich.- Marie, can I get a coffee, please?- Sure.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37So you're either engaged or you've got a rich bloke with a fast car and a chalet in Cyprus.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41- Right?- No. Cos I don't do boys. Or men.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43- Well, there's a pretty picture. - Or girls.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45That just leaves animals and tree-hugging.

0:14:45 > 0:14:49- I'm not interested in anything. - Everyone's interested in something.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53Listen, right? I don't why but I'm going to be kind to you.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55I've gone off men in a major way,

0:14:55 > 0:14:58so if you don't keep your distance...

0:14:58 > 0:15:00I'm just going to knock your nose off your face.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Obituaries!

0:15:04 > 0:15:06- Dad...- Death's our business, son.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09I've got three addresses. I've made the calls, let's get moving.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13- Listen, everyone's got a thing, right?- A thing?

0:15:13 > 0:15:16- That turns you on. Everyone has that, yeah?- What are you asking?

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Hard as this is to swallow, but see that Bambi there...

0:15:19 > 0:15:21- she turned me down.- Never!

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- It's outrageous.- Improper. - Totally wrong.- A crime.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Come on.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39We're shut.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Why didn't you tell me it was a bag full of receipts?

0:15:43 > 0:15:49- That's still theft.- So...arrest me.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50Janine, what you playing at?

0:15:50 > 0:15:53You'd never get away with something like that.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Maybe I've just reached that point.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59You sound desperate.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Question is, how desperate?

0:16:02 > 0:16:06- Don't you dare. - Come on, get on all fours.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09You are disgusting.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Get on all fours...

0:16:13 > 0:16:15..and scrub the floor.

0:16:15 > 0:16:20- Whilst you're down there, I'll have a little think about other jobs you can do for me.- All right.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24Only if you give me an advance.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26- How much?- 300.- Yeah, right(!)

0:16:26 > 0:16:30300 and I'll be yours for the next month.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33And I'll do anything. Within...

0:16:33 > 0:16:34Within reason.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36How do I know I can trust you?

0:16:36 > 0:16:40Well, I just brought your stupid money bag back, didn't I?

0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Going to take more than that. - Like what?

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Like I said.

0:16:45 > 0:16:46On all fours.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05Yeah, it was a really great meeting, Max.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Got a lot going for us.

0:17:08 > 0:17:12Don't know. It's like all the bad stuff's coming good.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Yeah, it's the most positive I've been in months.

0:17:15 > 0:17:16So we're doing lunch, then?

0:17:16 > 0:17:17OK.

0:17:19 > 0:17:20Celebrating.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Well, we haven't won yet.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Feeling is you will.

0:17:25 > 0:17:30- I'll believe that when it happens. - You're right. We shouldn't get too far ahead of ourselves.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32No.

0:17:32 > 0:17:33Tempting as that is.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45- Listen, just text me when you get to the Argee Bhajee.- All right.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48- I'll be quick as I can.- All right. Don't blow it.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51- Meaning?- Well, no tears.

0:17:51 > 0:17:55No welling up, no lump in the throat. They'll cotton on.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56I'll be fine.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Hey, Tiffany! Tiffany, look!

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Hey, stop that!

0:18:08 > 0:18:12- I'm warning you, Tiffany!- Smile. - I mean it, all right?

0:18:12 > 0:18:13Just go back to school.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17We're doing a project. Animals in the city.

0:18:17 > 0:18:18Ian, will you tell them?

0:18:18 > 0:18:22Janine the wild dog.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25- Shut up, all right?- Woof woof. - One more comment from you...

0:18:25 > 0:18:26Here, doggy, doggy.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Er, if you want that advance, finish scrubbing.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40Kat. Kat, listen, sweetheart, I'll tell you what...

0:18:40 > 0:18:43I'll have a word with Jack, find out who that woman was.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46I need more than that. I want you to go and have it out with him.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48That's what you should be doing - manning up.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50You can do that, can't you?

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Oh. All right, Jack?

0:18:56 > 0:18:59I saw this and I thought of Tommy.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15- Are they looking at me?- Yeah.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18They are.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21But they're probably just thinking what a handsome couple we are.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Well, I'm handsome.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28- You drinking?- No, no, better not.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Bottle of house red, please. - Certainly.- Thank you.

0:19:38 > 0:19:39So, look...

0:19:39 > 0:19:42for the next hour, let's just relax and just be you.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Well, the old you.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48You don't know the old me.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50No, no, I don't.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52I'd quite like to, though.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Here you are. Look...

0:19:58 > 0:19:59PAT LAUGHS

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Oh, Janine, ain't you the little scrubber?

0:20:02 > 0:20:04I'm going to frame that.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Be a nice memory.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09- A keepsake, since you broke my other one.- Why'd you do that?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11It was for Granny.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14- Granny?- Yeah, towards funeral costs.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Just making sure no-one chucks her on a bonfire or something.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19- Does it cost a lot, then? - Yes, loads.

0:20:19 > 0:20:24Bet you feel really guilty now, gloating like that when I'm just trying to do my best here.

0:20:24 > 0:20:29Janine, that is the cleanest chip shop floor in the entire world.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31You're mine now.

0:20:31 > 0:20:36- OK, I get it. - No, no, tell Pat and Ricky.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38I want witnesses.

0:20:38 > 0:20:39No way!

0:20:39 > 0:20:41You belong to me.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44- Ian, behave, will you? - Forget it. I'll keep the cash. - Fine. Pat, Ricky. I...

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Oh, God... I belong to Ian now.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56I just hope Granny's watching.

0:21:00 > 0:21:04What d'you reckon, Alfie? West Ham, midfield?

0:21:04 > 0:21:07I was thinking more of a striker, Jack.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Long as he gets us tickets for the match, eh?

0:21:11 > 0:21:16England, West Ham. Expect nothing less from you, yeah?

0:21:16 > 0:21:19- See, the thing is... - Alfie, need your muscle.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21- Uh, no... Eddie. - It's only George Street.

0:21:21 > 0:21:25Great, big sideboard, total bargain. Me and Ty can't lift it.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27- Yeah, I know... - Why don't you go, yeah?

0:21:27 > 0:21:31- Cos you're doing nothing here, are you?- Kat...- Just go!

0:21:34 > 0:21:36All right.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46I should ring Roxy, shouldn't I?

0:21:47 > 0:21:51- No, you'd better not. - Yeah?- She's just going to...

0:21:51 > 0:21:55- bang on about the statements and the QC.- Fair enough.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57So where were we? Yeah, Ibiza.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59So all blokes putting it on you?

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Well, I may have had a few offers.

0:22:02 > 0:22:07- Anyone special?- No, no. I was always...looking out for Roxy.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10Bet she can get into trouble.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Yeah, she can. That girl knows how to get into trouble.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16- She's wild.- She is. - But you were there.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18- To sort her out.- I was. Every time, without fail.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20She'll miss you, you know.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22She'll be lost, I reckon. If...

0:22:22 > 0:22:26- I really don't want to talk about that.- Course you don't. Sorry.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Sorry.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Anyway, you're going to be there for her. Aren't you?

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Yeah, course. But it's not going to come to that.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37- You don't think so? - No. Cos I can feel it in my water.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40- You're a clairvoyant? - No, got a weak bladder.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Sorry.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46It suits you, laughing.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48It does. It's nice.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Good teeth. They your own, or...?

0:22:50 > 0:22:53They are my own teeth, shut up!

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Right, like that, is it? Have some of that.

0:22:55 > 0:23:00- All right, stop it. Stop it. - What about that. Over the top... underneath.- Stop it, Michael!

0:23:00 > 0:23:02- Got it in my hand.- Stop!

0:23:04 > 0:23:08Don't, don't. Don't. I'm in enough trouble as it is.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12Jack said that...

0:23:13 > 0:23:18He said you could go away, for a long time. He said forever.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20I'd be sorry if that happened.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24Yeah, it's going to happen one way or another.

0:23:27 > 0:23:28I'm so sorry!

0:23:32 > 0:23:33Hey.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36- Hey.- Hiya.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39- Sorry, did I get the wrong time?- No.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41- No.- No?- No.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44- All right, never mind. I'm here now. - You are.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46So what we laughing about?

0:23:49 > 0:23:56Excuse me, can I get a large... really large glass of white wine, please? Thank you.

0:23:57 > 0:24:01So come on, then. What about this new QC?

0:24:01 > 0:24:02I can't wait to see him in action!

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Oi, perv! You can put that lot back.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Look what I've got.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Yes, that's right. Your money.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21So you can put it all back. Neatly.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23You don't understand.

0:24:23 > 0:24:28It's my legal right to kick you out regardless. Which is what I'm doing.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Er, yes. But you can't.

0:24:30 > 0:24:34- Because now I've given you your money.- Read it...and weep.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45What are you laughing at?

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Ming or minging?

0:24:53 > 0:24:56- Minging.- Burke and Hare, am I done here? I've got a job to do.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59- Never mind this grave-robbing business.- This is proper.

0:24:59 > 0:25:00Oh, really?

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Look at that. It's so wrong.

0:25:05 > 0:25:09- That's Michael all over. - Gorgeous bit of trim like that getting banged up.

0:25:09 > 0:25:10What a waste.

0:25:10 > 0:25:11Hey!

0:25:13 > 0:25:17- What you doing?- Doing? - What you doing with them?

0:25:17 > 0:25:21- It's my girlfriend and her sister. Problem?- Yeah. There's a problem. Who's side are you on?

0:25:24 > 0:25:27- Come on, let's just go. - I'll catch up.- Yeah.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Right, listen to me.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33I couldn't say anything then but I've been digging.

0:25:33 > 0:25:37Now, I'm a Moon and I'm just as angry as you are.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40Jack has got a new brief.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43The best in the business, best money can buy, ain't lost a case in three years.

0:25:43 > 0:25:44Three years!

0:25:46 > 0:25:49Jack's going to get Ronnie off.

0:25:52 > 0:25:53Jack.

0:25:54 > 0:25:58I'm not being funny, but I saw you earlier. You and Ronnie.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01You was with this woman. Roxy was all over her as well.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05Just seems a bit weird that you were so happy.

0:26:05 > 0:26:06- Happy?- Yeah.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Just a friend of Roxy's, she came round.

0:26:11 > 0:26:12Honest?

0:26:14 > 0:26:17What have we got to be happy about?

0:26:17 > 0:26:18Sorry.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21I had to ask. It's been driving me nuts.

0:26:21 > 0:26:25- Listen, I'd better go.- You know you can come over after the sentencing.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28If you feel the need to. The door's always open to you.

0:26:30 > 0:26:34- Come on, we should get back. - Hold on. Michael?

0:26:34 > 0:26:36- I don't believe this.- What?

0:26:38 > 0:26:42He's just told me Jack's gone to see Tommy.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45No, he can't be. I mean, he must be lying.

0:26:45 > 0:26:49- I wish he was.- No, no, no. That's not right, it's not.- Well...

0:26:57 > 0:26:59You look after him.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01I always do.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04Just saying it, really. You know he deserves the best.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06What you get him.

0:27:07 > 0:27:11Oi. How could you do that, eh, Jack?

0:27:11 > 0:27:14- How could you do that to us?- Alfie?

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Why don't you tell Kat, eh?

0:27:16 > 0:27:19Why not tell her how you've been taking us for a ride?!

0:27:19 > 0:27:23- What?- I'm lost, mate. - Course you're lost. We'd have been there for you, Jack.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25We'd have even been there for you when Ronnie went down.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27And you know what?

0:27:27 > 0:27:30I'd have been... I can't believe he's been mugging us.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32I'd have been happy for you to be part of Tommy's life.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34But you know what he's gone and done?

0:27:34 > 0:27:38He's got himself the best QC. Yeah, well done, Jack!

0:27:38 > 0:27:40The best QC that money can buy.

0:27:40 > 0:27:44- Jack, no.- This brief hasn't lost a case in three years!

0:27:46 > 0:27:49Eh? Why did you do that to us?

0:27:49 > 0:27:53Why did you...? Get out! Get out! Get out.

0:27:55 > 0:27:59Get out of my pub! And you stay away from Tommy, all right?!

0:28:06 > 0:28:07Ronnie...

0:28:18 > 0:28:19Ronnie?

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