04/07/2011

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0:00:38 > 0:00:42- What's all that? - I couldn't help but notice your cupboards being a bit bare.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Oh... Well, I could have done that for myself.

0:00:45 > 0:00:49Bob-a-job week. I get an extra badge if I help a pensioner.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Jack meant well, you know.

0:00:54 > 0:00:59- Is that right?- Yeah, it's in his DNA to try and fix everything.

0:00:59 > 0:01:03It can't be easy for you. Being reminded of him every day. It's no wonder Jack buckled.

0:01:03 > 0:01:07I would have probably done the same. Anyway...

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Kat...

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Kat... Come here.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Come on. Even Houdini couldn't get her out of this one.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30- She better not come anywhere near this place, Alfie.- Oi, oi, oi.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34Three more days, Kat, and it'll all be over. OK?

0:01:34 > 0:01:38- Julie...- We're in here. - I tell you, I'm starved.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42- Do you want me to fix you some beans on toast? - Treats me like a prince, this one.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46- We had some good times, didn't we, Bill? - What're you after, Janine?

0:01:46 > 0:01:48I'm not after anything!

0:01:48 > 0:01:52- Maybe a few quid to tide me over, get some clothes.- Sorry...

0:01:52 > 0:01:57I haven't got any clothes since that sleazy landlord chucked 'em out.

0:01:57 > 0:02:04- You don't have to worry about new clothes.- Do you mind? We were having a private conversation.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07- Who were you on the phone to, hon? - Er, just someone I used to knock about with.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11Listen, I'll have to forget about that food. I've got to pop out.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14- So, like, thirty quid. That'll cover it.- I was just telling Janine,

0:02:14 > 0:02:20- she doesn't have to shell out on new clothes.- See? Diamond, ain't she?- (That's not the word I'd use.)

0:02:20 > 0:02:24Here we go. Knew I had it somewhere. This used to be all the rage.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Here you go. - THAT is a crime on fashion.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Oh, my...

0:02:29 > 0:02:33- Did somebody die in this? - Oh, look, a quick squirt and it'll be right as rain.

0:02:41 > 0:02:46Hiya. Look what I made for you in Textiles. I've got a matching one.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Put it in your bag for later, yeah?

0:02:49 > 0:02:52You'll never believe what Mrs Haywood did today.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55- I'm trying to train here, Abi. - She threatened us with detention.

0:02:55 > 0:03:00Can you believe that? I wouldn't mind, but we're s'posed to be going Thorpe Park.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01THEY SNIGGER

0:03:01 > 0:03:04How about we meet for a drink after I've finished training?

0:03:04 > 0:03:08- All right, I'll meet you at the caff.- No, I was going to go to the Vic for a pint, you know.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09We're not old enough.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12It's Phil's boozer, we can do what we want. I'll text you

0:03:12 > 0:03:15when I've finished and whipped these boys into shape, eh?

0:03:30 > 0:03:32It's a bit late for a spring clean, ain't it?

0:03:32 > 0:03:36Hadn't realised how much there was to sort out.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37Yeah, what for?

0:03:39 > 0:03:43Before my court case on Thursday. Silly things like Direct Debits.

0:03:43 > 0:03:48Do you keep paying for your mobile phone if you go to prison?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Will you stop talking like that?

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Jack, you can't blame me for wanting to get organised...

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- You're talking like it's a foregone conclusion.- Isn't it?

0:03:56 > 0:04:00- No. Catherine don't think so. - Not all stories get a happy ending.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02We can try though, can't we?

0:04:03 > 0:04:06So you never said how he was.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Tommy.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14I didn't want to upset you.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18So how was he?

0:04:18 > 0:04:21- HE SIGHS - He's teething.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23You know what that's like.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30I just wanted to hold him one last time, Ron.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34- See, there it is. Right there.- What?

0:04:34 > 0:04:35It's that look.

0:04:35 > 0:04:40The pain. I see it in your face every time I look at you.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Then you look harder.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Cos this...

0:04:47 > 0:04:52This is nothing to the thought of losing you.

0:04:52 > 0:04:58I love you, Ron. That's why I'm going to make sure you walk out that court the way you went in.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04WOLF WHISTLE

0:05:05 > 0:05:10- It ain't that bad, Janine. - I feel like I should be walking along with a carer.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12I've got it in green if you want it!

0:05:12 > 0:05:15I couldn't take another shock to the system. How do you do it?

0:05:15 > 0:05:22Day in day out. You know, cleaning muck from the gents and out-of-date pies in the Minute Mart?

0:05:22 > 0:05:25This isn't a bad life, compared to some I've known.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29- And you know what I've never been short of, Janine?- Nits?- No, friends.

0:05:29 > 0:05:34In my grubby little world, we look out for each other. My Billy, he really respects me.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- So what if we're not Brad and Angelina?- You can say that again.

0:05:37 > 0:05:42One thing I know is that Billy would never hurt me. Who've you got, Janine?

0:05:55 > 0:05:58I almost didn't come.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02I had myself convinced... you'd have a lynch mob.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07You know what these vigilantes are like.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11Suppose you heard about that ridiculous trial?

0:06:11 > 0:06:17You dedicate your whole life to the welfare of kids and that's the thanks you get, eh?

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Still. Justice prevailed, didn't it?

0:06:19 > 0:06:22So, Billy Mitchell.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25There's a sight for sore eyes.

0:06:27 > 0:06:32So what d'you bring me out here for? Something tells me it wasn't for a trip down memory lane.

0:06:37 > 0:06:42- I can't do this.- You drag me all the way out here just to flounce off like some little girl?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49I need you to do something...

0:06:51 > 0:06:53I need your help.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01There we go. Someone's been tucking into their carbs, haven't they?

0:07:01 > 0:07:05- I don't eat carbs! Look at your bingo wings.- I haven't got bingo wings.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08- Right, let's have a look at you. - What do you think?

0:07:08 > 0:07:12- You look a knockout.- Thank you.- But what d'you think it says to a Judge?

0:07:12 > 0:07:15We're going for sophisticated, but not too frumpy.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Less of the frumpy, thank you.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19- Is this down to you? - What d'you mean?

0:07:19 > 0:07:22- It's not a joke, Rox.- Well, I don't think it is a joke, Jack.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26There's you two, picking out dresses like you're going to the races.

0:07:26 > 0:07:32- Oi, oi. I'm just trying to do my bit.- Yeah, well can you try and find some of the fighting spirit?

0:07:32 > 0:07:33Cos I ain't having much luck.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Listen, why don't...

0:07:38 > 0:07:43Why don't you and Michael come with us to Fargo's?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45No, I don't think that's such a good idea, actually.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Why? Is everything all right?

0:07:47 > 0:07:52I dunno, Ron. You tell me. You see more of him than I do.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Sorry.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Sorry, Ron, I just...

0:07:57 > 0:07:58He's been acting so weird lately.

0:07:58 > 0:08:04- Something's not right between us. - Listen to me, darling, you're absolutely perfect together.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Really?- Yes. Everybody says so.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11Rox, listen, I was going to give this to Jack, but,

0:08:11 > 0:08:14I don't know, I just think it'll upset him.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16What is it?

0:08:16 > 0:08:21It's a list of things that I want you to do for me, in case I'm not here.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25OK, so I'd like you to put fresh flowers on James's grave.

0:08:25 > 0:08:30- Every week if you can. And promise me you'll visit Aunt Sal at least once a month.- Ron...

0:08:30 > 0:08:34No, listen. She's not getting any younger and with Auntie Peggy

0:08:34 > 0:08:37- not here, she needs someone just to entertain her.- Stop it!

0:08:37 > 0:08:45- Come on Roxy, not you as well. - Why are you talking like this? - I'm just...trying to be practical.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Jack's right, isn't he? Where has your fighting spirit gone?

0:08:48 > 0:08:50D'you know what? Just forget it.

0:08:51 > 0:08:56Ron... Ron, you're supposed to be the strong one, remember?

0:09:14 > 0:09:16You know, I wouldn't mind, but it wasn't even my fault.

0:09:16 > 0:09:22I got off the train like I always do and there was this old man walking right in front of me.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26It would've been rude to overtake him, wouldn't it? Imagine if that'd been my Gramps.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30It couldn't have been my Gramps, cos he's been dead four years.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Clipped on the head by the 188.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36I said I'd make up the time at lunch, but he said not to bother...

0:09:36 > 0:09:40said we could sort it out right there and then in the store cupboard.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44I said, "I'm not that kind of girl" and now here I am...

0:09:44 > 0:09:48sat on a bench in Walford...

0:09:48 > 0:09:53unemployed with a chipped nail and a splitting headache.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57- Sorry?- Have you ever thought about modelling?

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Tyra would go mad for those cheek bones.

0:10:00 > 0:10:06- I just got your message.- You got my message, then.- Come here. - This is sexual discrimination.

0:10:06 > 0:10:11- I tell you what this is. It's sexual discrimination, Pops.- It's not like I could overtake him?

0:10:11 > 0:10:16- Imagine if it'd been your Gramps. - God rest his soul.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20- You're ever such a good listener. - She doesn't mean to bother you.

0:10:20 > 0:10:25She's beautiful though. Classical. Like Molly from The Saturdays.

0:10:27 > 0:10:32Julie Perkins, eh? I often wondered what happened to her.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Bit of a troublemaker, as I recall.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37No wonder she got herself knocked up.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40You going to help me find my boy, or not?

0:10:40 > 0:10:44Do you know the trouble I could get into? Giving you classified information...

0:10:44 > 0:10:50- I got my reputation to consider. - You think it was easy for me to call you up?

0:10:50 > 0:10:54- Knowing what you did to Julie and her mates.- That was blown out of all proportion.

0:10:54 > 0:10:59- I ought to knock you into the middle of next week.- You wouldn't hit an old man, would ya?

0:10:59 > 0:11:02I'm going to give you ten seconds to get out of here.

0:11:02 > 0:11:09- Ten, nine...- Now hang on, Mitchell, don't get your knickers in a twist. I never said I wouldn't help you.

0:11:09 > 0:11:13Got boxes piled up to the ceiling... old records.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17- You might be able to find out where he lives?- Well, if I can't, I know a man who can.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20- What's the catch? - There ain't no catch.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Always liked you, Mitchell.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28You got my number.

0:11:28 > 0:11:32If you find anything out, you call me.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Hang about. Just a minute...

0:11:35 > 0:11:38I'm a pensioner, don't forget.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40No, I don't want your money!

0:11:40 > 0:11:43- Well, what do you want? - Pie and a pint'd be nice.

0:11:43 > 0:11:50Can't remember the last time I had a bit of home-cooked grub. Ain't you got a local boozer round here?

0:11:51 > 0:11:55You have told Perkins you're meeting me, haven't you?

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Yeah, course I have.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Right then, what're we waiting for?

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Why won't anybody listen to me?

0:12:08 > 0:12:12I mean, it's like I'm opening my mouth, but nothing's coming out.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15- This is Jack, yeah? - No. Roxy's just as bad.

0:12:15 > 0:12:20- Why can't they understand that I've got to do things my way? - Course you do.

0:12:20 > 0:12:26Look, it's difficult enough for me to function at the best of times. Why're they making it even harder?

0:12:26 > 0:12:31- There you go, mate.- I feel like a prisoner in my own home. - Don't be so dramatic, darling.

0:12:31 > 0:12:35- I saw her this morning looking up at this place like some basket case. - No, listen...

0:12:35 > 0:12:38- Girls, what can I get you? - A white wine spritzer

0:12:38 > 0:12:42- and something strong for Poppy. - Right.- What if she tries to take Tommy again?

0:12:42 > 0:12:46- You heard the police. She can't come near us.- Is this Ronnie Branning

0:12:46 > 0:12:49- you're talking about?- Er... Yeah. It's nothing to worry about, girls.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52It's only me and Poppy were talking to her before.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55- I got a vibe.- Poppy got a vibe. - I'm a bit psychic, see.

0:12:55 > 0:12:59- It was Poppy who said Blue were going to re-form.- Jodie said I must have be mistaken,

0:12:59 > 0:13:04- what with them pursuing solo careers.- And it came to her, eating a bowl of soup.- Cream of tomato.

0:13:04 > 0:13:10- Can you get to the point please, girls?- I'm no psychiatric, but even I could see something was wrong.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12What did I tell you?

0:13:12 > 0:13:17Excuse me, ladies. Kat, will you stop getting yourself worked up about it.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19You heard what them two said.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Listen, don't listen to Dumb and Dumber, OK.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Listen to me, we're a family, right.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Nothing will get in the way of that. Where're you going?

0:13:26 > 0:13:28- I want to be with my Tommy.- Kat...

0:13:34 > 0:13:36- What can I get you? - I'll have a pint, please

0:13:36 > 0:13:38and a bottle of the blue stuff for Abi.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Bitter or lager?

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Lager.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Pale or dark?

0:13:46 > 0:13:47Somewhere in the middle.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51Why don't you take a seat, I'll bring 'em over?

0:13:54 > 0:13:57I'm going to turn into one of the girls off of Jeremy Kyle.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58You'll find another job, Pops.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01I'm going to wake up in the morning with my hair in a side pony

0:14:01 > 0:14:04wearing a pair of tracksuit bottoms.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07- You know what need to do? - Tell me what I need to do, Jodes.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09You need to take him to a tribunal.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Just like Legally Blonde.

0:14:11 > 0:14:12Cept you're brunette.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Couple of drinks for the gentleman.

0:14:17 > 0:14:18Are you taking the Mick?

0:14:18 > 0:14:22We're out of milk so you'll have to make-do with squash.

0:14:22 > 0:14:26- I thought you said we'd get served? - You leave this to me, Abi.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31You don't know my name, do you?

0:14:31 > 0:14:32Mitchell.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35So just give us our drinks and I'll say no more about it.

0:14:35 > 0:14:40I could crush up some baby food, but you'll have to give me a minute.

0:14:40 > 0:14:45Come on, Abi. I tell you what, you're going to regret the day that you mugged me off in front of my bird.

0:14:46 > 0:14:47I'm sorry.

0:14:47 > 0:14:51The last thing you probably need is me crying on your shoulder.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53- Cheers.- I like talking to you.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Sometimes it feels like...

0:15:00 > 0:15:01Tell me.

0:15:02 > 0:15:07Well, sometimes it feels like you're the only person who really understands me.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10I really don't know what I'd have done without you.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Well, it's not one sided, though.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17I do enjoy your company.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- I was so wrong about you.- Were you?

0:15:21 > 0:15:25You're just a lot more sensitive than I gave you credit for.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29- You're not just that cocky little boy around town.- Thanks, thanks.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31I'll take that as a compliment.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Roxy's really lucky to have you.

0:15:34 > 0:15:35No she isn't.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39- Why would you say that? - Cos I'm no good for her.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43You don't know what it's like. Living inside my head.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46What do you mean?

0:15:49 > 0:15:50Michael.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Michael, what's wrong?

0:15:58 > 0:16:00What the hell do you think you're doing?

0:16:03 > 0:16:06Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie...

0:16:10 > 0:16:14You can't pretend you don't feel it. I've seen the way you look at me.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17You are my friend. You are my friend. At least I thought you were.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20No, no, no, no. Just admit it to yourself. It's me you want.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Why would I want you? Why would I want you? I've got Jack!

0:16:23 > 0:16:27No, because you said it yourself. No-one understands you like I do.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30- Get away from me.- Me and you. Me and you. We're the same.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32- This was all... Listen to me...- We're the same.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35We are not the same, Michael!

0:16:37 > 0:16:41- This whole thing. None of this has been real, has it? - Let's just go back inside.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44No, you have had a plan from the beginning.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47You have been convincing me that you're my friend.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49And you have been dripping poison in my ear.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51you have even been trying to undermine Jack.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53He don't need my help.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58You say what you want about me, but you stay away from Jack.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03It's a sham. It's not a marriage.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06It's two people clinging onto the rocks.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Come away with me.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14- What?- Yeah. Yeah, come away with me.

0:17:14 > 0:17:19- four hours from now we could be anywhere.- You're insane.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22The whole time... The whole time I was there thinking I needed help.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25Listen, I sat up all night writing this for the judge.

0:17:25 > 0:17:29"To whom it may concern. I know Ronnie Branning better than anyone.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33- "Not only is she a caring, loving friend..."- Stop it!- "..but she is a beautiful human being."

0:17:33 > 0:17:38- Don't push me away. Not after we've come this far. - You disgust me, Michael.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41The idea of getting close to somebody

0:17:41 > 0:17:45as deceitful as you makes me sick to my stomach.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47You are just like my father!

0:17:51 > 0:17:54And what about you?

0:17:54 > 0:17:55What's your story, eh?

0:17:57 > 0:17:59The ice queen,

0:17:59 > 0:18:01the tragic heroine.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03How many dead babies is that now?

0:18:03 > 0:18:05I'm losing count.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09You should be thankful that I'm even bothered about you.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11Cos your damaged goods, girl.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Come on, Veronica...

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Don't you ever call me that.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Face facts. Just face facts.

0:18:20 > 0:18:25You can't even walk down Bridge Street without people pushing their prams away. Whose baby is it next?

0:18:25 > 0:18:27You stay away from me, Michael.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30You stay away from me and from my family.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Cos if you don't I will kill you.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36I will kill you because, let's face it, I have nothing left to lose.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56I ain't doing no more washes this afternoon.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Oh, hello Ronnie.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02I'm covering Heather's shift. She come hobbling in here at lunchtime.

0:19:02 > 0:19:06She crippled herself, wearing a pair of cheap high heels.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08She was carrying her slippers in her hand.

0:19:08 > 0:19:13I said, "You ain't wearing them in my launderette, lowering the tone."

0:19:13 > 0:19:14So I've sent her off home

0:19:14 > 0:19:17to soak her feet in a bucket of cold water...

0:19:19 > 0:19:23I can see you ain't interested in Heather's feet.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Sometimes I wonder, Dot.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32I wonder what would have happened if me and Roxy

0:19:32 > 0:19:35had never got that invitation to go to Phil's wedding.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Would we still be in Ibiza?

0:19:38 > 0:19:42- Would I be happy?- How could you be?

0:19:42 > 0:19:44You wouldn't have met Jack.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47I mean, we can all daydream, Ronnie.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50You know, wish our lives had been different.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53I've got a sister, Rose.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56I used to look at you and Roxy

0:19:56 > 0:19:58and wish we could have been as close.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04I don't know who to trust.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08Well, you trust the man who's waiting at home for you.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11The man who'd fight for you with every breath of his body.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Jack is a good man. He'll be waiting for you.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17You can start afresh.

0:20:17 > 0:20:18But what if he won't let me go?

0:20:18 > 0:20:23Well, he ain't really got a choice, has he.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26It's not his decision, it's the court's.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30You see, what you've got to do, Ronnie,

0:20:30 > 0:20:36you've got to show that you're truly, truly sorry.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39And you've got to ask Jesus for forgiveness.

0:20:42 > 0:20:43And then what happens?

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Then you find peace.

0:20:50 > 0:20:54I know I had it this morning because I took it out to buy a new dress. Curved neck.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58- Three quarter length sleeves?- Navy. - That'll really bring out your eyes.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59Don't look now...

0:20:59 > 0:21:03You know I'm not one to cast assertions, but she used to wear a tag on her ankle.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05You think she's got my purse?

0:21:05 > 0:21:08If anyone could do with a full lip maximiser, it's her.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Can I help you? It's only you keep staring at me.

0:21:12 > 0:21:17- Right, we don't want any trouble. - You can keep the lip gloss.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19It's just the photo of her Gramps.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22- There aren't many photos of him smiling. - He didn't have a lot to smile about.

0:21:22 > 0:21:26So how about we slip the photo and you keep the purse?

0:21:26 > 0:21:30- You think I stole your purse? - It's just, I thought...

0:21:30 > 0:21:32It's just that what?

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Her hair might not look like it's seen a brush since the '80s

0:21:35 > 0:21:39and she might not be the biggest fan of personal hygiene.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41But that doesn't make her a thief, does it?

0:21:41 > 0:21:43We didn't mean anything by it.

0:21:43 > 0:21:49Well, go on then. Haven't you got some sort of a MENSA meeting to attend to, or something?

0:21:49 > 0:21:53- You didn't have to do that. - Yeah, well you said it yourself.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56You and Billy are all I've got now.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58You have to look after your own, don't you?

0:21:59 > 0:22:03It's nice to have a bit of company once in a while.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05It's amazing how quickly people forget about you

0:22:05 > 0:22:07when you get to my age.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10How about I get you a doggy bag for the rest of that pie, eh?

0:22:10 > 0:22:12So, you been with Perkins for long?

0:22:12 > 0:22:15I should be getting back to work.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Must have come as a surprise.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19- Finding out you had a boy.- Yeah.

0:22:19 > 0:22:24- Yeah, you could say that.- Best thing she could have done. Giving it up.

0:22:24 > 0:22:28- Let me help you clear that, eh? - I mean, it's not as though she had a lot to offer anybody, is it?

0:22:28 > 0:22:30Oh, excuse me. I've got to go...

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Prostate ain't what it used to be.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37There you are. I've been looking for you for ages.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39No, not now, Julie, I've got...

0:22:39 > 0:22:41to do a bit of business for Phil.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44- It's not dodgy is it?- No. Look, I'll tell you about it tonight, yeah.

0:22:44 > 0:22:49- You're so up to something, Billy. - No, no, I'm not, but Phil's waiting.

0:22:55 > 0:22:59That, er, gentleman, friend of yours?

0:22:59 > 0:23:00Not exactly, no.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05We'll have to do this again sometime.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08- You just call me, all right? - Soon as I find anything.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13It's, er...

0:23:13 > 0:23:18It's not easy getting on the bus with this knee, you know.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21Thirty quid should just about cover the cab fare.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26- That's all I've got.- Much obliged.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29You mess me about...

0:23:29 > 0:23:31and I'll come looking for you. Do you understand?

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Are you avoiding me?

0:24:01 > 0:24:03- No.- No?

0:24:03 > 0:24:05No, no, no. I've just been busy...

0:24:05 > 0:24:07that's all.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Look, I'm sure I'm probably just being paranoid.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14It's just that you and...

0:24:14 > 0:24:17You and Ronnie, you've got this special connection.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Come here.

0:24:21 > 0:24:22Come here.

0:24:24 > 0:24:25Come here.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Ronnie's not a patch on you. She don't even come close.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35- I'm a silly cow, right?- Hm.- Yeah.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48- All right?- Yeah, I managed to pick this up from the charity shop.

0:24:48 > 0:24:52It suits you. Do you want to split a bit of kebab?

0:24:52 > 0:24:54I might get an early night, actually.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58Whoa, ain't this where you're supposed to be clawing each other's eyes out?

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Yeah. We had a little breakthrough. So, how about

0:25:01 > 0:25:04I slip on this gorgeous shell suit and get down to a little bit of

0:25:04 > 0:25:06happy house.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Janine!

0:25:13 > 0:25:16Come on, lads. Time's up.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Haven't you got wives to get home to? Goodnight.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20- Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot. - Cheers, mate.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Thanks darling, goodnight.

0:25:27 > 0:25:28Is your mum not here yet?

0:25:28 > 0:25:30She's not here yet.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33I've been thinking about your tribunal.

0:25:33 > 0:25:37I don't want to see your face splashed across all the papers.

0:25:37 > 0:25:38I hadn't thought of that.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41So how about you come and work with me at the salon?

0:25:41 > 0:25:45Tanya's been talking about getting some extra help on reception.

0:25:45 > 0:25:46Me and you?

0:25:46 > 0:25:48It'll be like a dream come true.

0:25:50 > 0:25:54- I don't know what to say, Jodes. - You don't know what to say, do you?

0:25:54 > 0:25:56BOTH SCREAM

0:25:56 > 0:25:59Of course, I can't work Wednesdays.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Oh, Tanya will understand.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Who else is going to see to your nan's corns, eh?

0:26:03 > 0:26:05SIGHS

0:26:09 > 0:26:12This is all I could find. My dad's drunk everything else.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15Well, I promised you a drink in the Vic, didn't I?

0:26:32 > 0:26:35Shouldn't we be wearing gloves, or something?

0:26:36 > 0:26:38I've seen CSI, Jay.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40They check for prints.

0:26:41 > 0:26:45- What can I get you? - Oh, just an orange juice.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47With vodka, of course.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06We, um... We could just say that they left the door open

0:27:06 > 0:27:07and we came in to investigate.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10Just stop panicking, all right? No-one's going to hear us.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15GLASSES SMASH

0:27:15 > 0:27:16Nice one, Abi.

0:27:18 > 0:27:19Come on.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Oi! Oi!

0:27:29 > 0:27:32The door's unlocked.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35Don't look at him like that. I locked it myself.

0:27:35 > 0:27:39- Admit it, sometimes you get a bit forgetful.- I'll give you a backhander in a minute.

0:27:39 > 0:27:42- All right, calm down, all right. - I saw the lights on.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44- Yeah, we've had a break-in. - Alfie, check the till.

0:27:44 > 0:27:48I wouldn't bother. It's not your money they were after.

0:27:48 > 0:27:51- You know who did this? - I don't want to get involved.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53You better start talking.

0:27:53 > 0:27:56It's probably something... It's probably nothing.

0:27:56 > 0:28:00I just saw Ronnie Branning running through the Square.

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