12/07/2011

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0:00:46 > 0:00:48KNOCK ON DOOR

0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Cup of tea?- No, I'm fine, thank you.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53I'll give Alfie a bell if you like.

0:00:54 > 0:00:59- Tell him you're not up to it. - Life goes on.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01They're his memories. They're not mine.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03What about his little girl?

0:01:03 > 0:01:05There's nothing to stop us looking her up.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07I'm going to be late for work, Billy.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18You all right, Dot?

0:01:18 > 0:01:21That was Arthur's special place.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Now it's probably floating down the canal somewhere.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27They've taken my hanging baskets.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31Geraniums and trailing Lobelia. Ever such pretty colours.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Have you seen the state of the gardens?- Vandals.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37I'm only glad that Pauline was spared the heartache.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39- Upsetting our community... - They should be strung up.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41- I blame the schools. - I blame the parents.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44If these kids had been taught properly in the first place...

0:01:44 > 0:01:47we'd be sitting here on the bench admiring your baskets.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49What makes you think it was kids?

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Who else would show such disregard for our community, hm?

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Christian...

0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Oi, Christian!- Hmm?

0:02:10 > 0:02:12- How much did we drink last night? - Ugh.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Someone didn't shut the door properly!

0:02:19 > 0:02:23Sy, just give me a minute, yeah?

0:02:28 > 0:02:29HE SIGHS

0:02:33 > 0:02:37You have to tell him, Mercy.

0:02:37 > 0:02:38So, why didn't you wake me, huh?

0:02:38 > 0:02:46- We did try, Arthur.- So are these the garms of an executive car dealer?

0:02:46 > 0:02:48You look very smart, Arthur.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50You all right, Mrs O?

0:02:50 > 0:02:54Usually you're spitting on a handkerchief right about now.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Mercy's got something she needs to tell you.

0:02:57 > 0:03:02Merce, you're going to have to hold that thought. It's not great to be late on your first day, is it?

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Right, laters!

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Arthur...

0:03:09 > 0:03:10I made you sandwiches.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Yeah? What, jam and mayonnaise?

0:03:14 > 0:03:18Ah-hah! You see? You see this, Mrs O?

0:03:18 > 0:03:22This is why I married your granddaughter. Right, well...

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Nice, all right? Right, laters!- Bye.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Oi! What are you, five years old?

0:03:35 > 0:03:38First, you start with the glasses.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Then you move on to the moustache.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44No, you always start with the moustache first.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48HE GROANS

0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Where's Tommy?- He's fast asleep.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52Oh, thanks, Jean. Where's Kat?

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Oh, she's in the kitchen.

0:03:55 > 0:04:00Oh, Kat. Kat, come on, sweetheart. Wake up, we've got to open up.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Oh!

0:04:02 > 0:04:06Oh, my neck. You were supposed to stop me from falling asleep.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10- You look knackered.- You don't look too hot yourself.- Thank you.

0:04:10 > 0:04:16Listen, guys. I'm sorry, you probably heard Tommy yourself all night.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20- Look, you get yourselves to bed. - I got a pub to open up, mate.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Me and Jeanie can take care of that, can't we?

0:04:23 > 0:04:28- I do have a foundation certificate in basic food hygiene. - What about me, then?- You?

0:04:28 > 0:04:31You've got to figure out how to get a piano on the back of a pick-up.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Look at me, still in my pyjamas.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38And you can stop ogling, Tyler.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42You're all right. Honest. Kat, Kat...

0:04:42 > 0:04:44You've got sick in your hair.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Hurry up.- Hold on, I'm going to be sick.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Don't start. We're in enough trouble with Sy as it is.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- How did we get this upstairs? - I have splinters in unthinkable places.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57At least you stopped stressing about the adoption.

0:04:57 > 0:05:02Sy's already had to postpone yesterday's appointment. What if I've messed it up, Rox?

0:05:02 > 0:05:06Christian, come on. You're going to be a great dad. Any muppet can see that. You see?

0:05:06 > 0:05:07No harm done.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10A great role model you're shaping up to be.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Oh, hello, Mrs Masood(!)

0:05:13 > 0:05:15I pity any children left in your care.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16HE SIGHS

0:05:16 > 0:05:19EDDIE SINGS TO HIMSELF

0:05:22 > 0:05:2441 hours.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28That's how long Sean had me up for once.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Brian stormed out in the end.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34It was three days before he came back.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38I can't let that happen to Kat and Alfie. I can't.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41- They've got us, haven't they? - What can we do?

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Get yourself over here.

0:05:45 > 0:05:50- Sorry?- Smashing-looking girl like you should be front of house.

0:05:50 > 0:05:55- I wouldn't know what to do. - Come on. Come on, I don't bite.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Now...

0:06:03 > 0:06:06..take the pump in your hand.

0:06:07 > 0:06:08That's right.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Just pull it towards you.

0:06:15 > 0:06:16I'm pouring my first pint!

0:06:16 > 0:06:20If Lord and Lady Muck start moaning, tell 'em it ain't my fault I'm late.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23You want to see the state of the gents. It's not asking much

0:06:23 > 0:06:25for you lot to mop after yourselves.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Everything all right, Julie? - Yeah, I'm fine!

0:06:28 > 0:06:30As long as people stop asking me STUPID questions.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31KNOCK ON DOOR

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Alfie, mate? Can I have a word?

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Billy. All right, mate. What is it?

0:06:40 > 0:06:45Um...I was just hoping you'd maybe keep an eye on Julie for me today.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47She's had a bit of bad news.

0:06:49 > 0:06:50We both have, really.

0:06:50 > 0:06:55Yeah, what is it? They've put an extra two pence on a tin of beans or something?

0:06:55 > 0:06:56Our boy's dead.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00Oh... Oh, mate, I...

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Billy, I'm... Oh.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Never got the chance to meet him, Alf.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08We got there too late.

0:07:08 > 0:07:13Billy, I'm so sorry, mate. I'm sorry.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16All them questions I wanted to ask him.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19I don't even know what team he supported.

0:07:19 > 0:07:24Well, it'll be West Ham, won't it? Like his old man.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Turns out he had a little girl.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Stuck in some kids' home somewhere.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32What's she like? Bet she's a little Mitchell, ain't she?

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Don't know.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35We ain't met her yet.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39What do you mean, you ain't met her? You have to meet her. Phone the Social Services...

0:07:39 > 0:07:43- Alfie, now is not the time, mate. - Of course it's the time. Now is the time.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46You don't want to let her slip through your fingers, do you?

0:07:50 > 0:07:55- "Top-drawer antiques," you said. - Wavy Davy hasn't let me down yet.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58She looks like Anthony's ex.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Least it's 'armless. What else you got there?

0:08:00 > 0:08:04Two more of her butch mates, a painting of a dog and, er...

0:08:06 > 0:08:07..whatever that is.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Oh, Wavy Davy. I'm going to kill him.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Whoa, whoa, whoa. Ain't you going to help me?

0:08:15 > 0:08:18How many times have I got to tell you? You the shifter -

0:08:18 > 0:08:20me the thinker.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Tallyho!

0:08:22 > 0:08:28I've heard that you're the person to come to if I require some...bric-a-brac.

0:08:28 > 0:08:33If by "bric-a-brac" you're referring to my antiques emporium...

0:08:33 > 0:08:37- Please, step this way. - Dorothy Branning, Mrs.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41- Now, Mrs Branning, what can I do for you?- I'm looking for a present for a young friend.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43A budding entrepreneur.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47I was thinking of something like a nice fountain pen or a tiepin.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50I could do you a solid silver hipflask.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Oh, that wouldn't be suitable at all!

0:08:53 > 0:08:58Erm... Here we are. Just the thing for a budding entrepreneur's desk.

0:09:00 > 0:09:06Oh, I say. Oh, what a horrible thing!

0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Arthur... - Oh, my goodness. Close your eyes.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Arthur...- Close your eyes, man. All right?

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Just trust me. Close your eyes, close your eyes, all right.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25- Where are we going?- Just trust me, all right? We're just going to have a nice walk.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29- To where? - Don't worry. Just don't peek. Just trust me and keep walking.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33- I need to talk to you.- Don't worry. We can talk in a minute. Listen, we got a kerb now, OK?

0:09:33 > 0:09:37Ready? One, two, three, up! Lovely jubbly. See? You've done this before.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Listen, you'll love it. I promise. I promise, you'll love it. - Are we there yet?

0:09:41 > 0:09:45Don't look, don't look, don't look, don't look... Look! Look! Look!

0:09:45 > 0:09:51- Why're we outside Janine's? - Because I've just found out that this little yard is up for rent.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54- It's not going to happen. - Think positive, Merce. You know?

0:09:54 > 0:09:58If Max keeps me on at the car lot, then we'll soon have enough for a deposit...

0:09:58 > 0:10:01What's with the sad face?

0:10:01 > 0:10:06- Just promise me you'll listen. And don't interrupt...- Arthur!

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- I ain't interrupting, am I? - Well, Mrs Branning we're just...

0:10:09 > 0:10:12It's all right, Merce. We'll speak later, innit?

0:10:12 > 0:10:15I just wanted to get you a little present for your first day.

0:10:15 > 0:10:20And I went to the rag-and-bone man and it was like walking into the House of Horrors.

0:10:20 > 0:10:26And then I remembered, gathering dust in my cupboard underneath the stairs, next to the broom...

0:10:26 > 0:10:30Jim and me bought it for Bradley's first day at the bank.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32It seemed fitting, somehow.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Bradley would want it to go to a good home.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Mrs B...

0:10:38 > 0:10:40I don't know what to say.

0:10:40 > 0:10:44- Let me have a look at you. Come on. - All right. OK.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Oh, your tie's crooked.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48She's lucky to have you, you know.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50What if I ain't enough for her?

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Love'll find a way, Arthur.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55It always does.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58I have a flight leaving tonight.

0:10:58 > 0:11:03Arthur doesn't know but I sent an application for him to be a torch bearer at the Olympics...

0:11:03 > 0:11:08- Mercy, stop!- It's easier for everyone if I just slip away without a fuss.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Easier for who?

0:11:10 > 0:11:11For you or for him?

0:11:11 > 0:11:13I can't break his heart, Gran.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15I brought you up better than this.

0:11:15 > 0:11:20If nothing else, I taught you to fight for what is right.

0:11:20 > 0:11:24Running away like this, it's the actions of a coward.

0:11:24 > 0:11:25The battle isn't over, Mercy.

0:11:25 > 0:11:29We could write to our MP, to the Queen, to the Prime Minister...

0:11:29 > 0:11:33You don't get it, do you? I want to go home.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37Every time I walk into that Square, I have to face up to what I did. I married a man I didn't love.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40I went against everything I stood for and all for what?

0:11:40 > 0:11:43A poxy piece of paper. I have to put this right.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46How do you intend to do that?

0:11:47 > 0:11:48I have to let him go.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55- It's a postcard from Ina. - Yeah? How is she?

0:11:55 > 0:12:00She's taken herself off to Spain for the week, found herself a toyboy who doesn't speak a word of English!

0:12:00 > 0:12:04Well, Ina's loss is Lila's gain.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08She's been after that flower stall pitch for goodness knows how long...

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Stupid thing!

0:12:12 > 0:12:13Oi! Julie!

0:12:13 > 0:12:16I've got a surprise for you. Well, don't just stand there gawping.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19Got Phil's motor's waiting outside. Come on. Chop chop.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28Roxy's throwing up and, well... it looks like we have house guests.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32- It's a couple of nights until Tambo gets himself sorted.- Like some water?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36Make sure the tea's nice and strong, Amy.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Uncle Christian's feeling a little bit delicate.

0:12:39 > 0:12:43Trust me, Amy, Uncle Syed can't make me feel any worse than I already do.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50You're going to make a great Dad, you know.

0:12:50 > 0:12:51Am I?

0:12:53 > 0:12:54Sugar?

0:12:55 > 0:12:59Strong, moral,

0:12:59 > 0:13:01real disciplinarian.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05You'll be the one she goes to when she needs her homework sorting out.

0:13:05 > 0:13:10- What about you? - I'll be boyfriends, of course.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13That's if you can drag me away from her Hawaiian Barbie.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15And if it's a boy?

0:13:16 > 0:13:17Then we'll get him a Ken.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22I don't know...

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Are we really going to make this work?

0:13:27 > 0:13:29You and me, we're a team.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33And together we are unstoppable.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Ain't that right, Amy?

0:13:44 > 0:13:46What is this place?

0:13:46 > 0:13:52- Sit down. I've been on the blower to Social Services. - Why would you do that?

0:13:52 > 0:13:55They reckon that under the circumstances...

0:13:55 > 0:13:57What're you talking about Billy?

0:13:59 > 0:14:03We're here to meet our granddaughter!

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- You are up for this, aren't you? - Mr Mitchell?- Yes.

0:14:06 > 0:14:11- You'll have to excuse the chaos. We're rather understaffed today. - No worries. Are you coming?

0:14:11 > 0:14:14You've talked to her, yeah? Explained the situation.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18- Absolutely. - So she wants to see us, yeah?

0:14:18 > 0:14:21- What you have to understand about Lola is... - PHONE RINGS

0:14:21 > 0:14:24You'll have to see for yourself.

0:14:24 > 0:14:25Ready?

0:14:30 > 0:14:33Hey mate. Which one's Lola?

0:14:33 > 0:14:37- It's mine.- That's my Twix, you thieving little skank!

0:14:37 > 0:14:41- I ain't got nothing.- You want me to rip out them extensions? Cos I will, you know.- Miss!

0:14:41 > 0:14:43- I think we should go, Billy.- Wait.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Ow, get off me!- Are you starting?

0:14:46 > 0:14:48KIDS: Fight, fight, fight!

0:14:48 > 0:14:49Are you starting?

0:14:49 > 0:14:53- Get her off me!- Oi, oi, oi! Let go of her!

0:14:53 > 0:14:54Argh!

0:14:57 > 0:14:58Get off!

0:15:02 > 0:15:07- I'm reporting that mad cow. - Get your dirty hands off her, you dirty little perv.- Shut it, you!

0:15:07 > 0:15:13- It's all right. I'm Billy and this is Julie.- Hello.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Lola. We're your Nan and Granddad.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Don't I get a hug?

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Iced bun, please, Marie.

0:15:27 > 0:15:31Darren tells me that Tam and Afia are back.

0:15:31 > 0:15:35We've said they can stay with us till they sort themselves out.

0:15:35 > 0:15:36Have they asked after me?

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Give it time, Mum.

0:15:40 > 0:15:41Thank you.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50Let's just get out of here, yeah?

0:15:50 > 0:15:55- You think I care what a couple of pre-pubescents think?- Queers!

0:15:59 > 0:16:01I'll be back in just a minute, OK?

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Christian...

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Now, this might come as a surprise to you

0:16:07 > 0:16:09but gays...

0:16:09 > 0:16:12well, they can hold hands...

0:16:14 > 0:16:15..they kiss...

0:16:17 > 0:16:20..they can even get married if they want to.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24That's right,

0:16:24 > 0:16:27Slink off in your shell suits.

0:16:27 > 0:16:31Back to your pregnant girlfriends and your pit bulls.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33You want to get down the gym, mate.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Well, that certainly got the juices flowing, didn't it?

0:16:39 > 0:16:43She's a child, Christian. She's not a poster girl for gay rights.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Sy!

0:16:46 > 0:16:47You got any fags?

0:16:47 > 0:16:49We don't smoke.

0:16:51 > 0:16:55- Well, it ain't so bad, is it, this place?- It's full of crackheads!

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Who are your mates?

0:16:58 > 0:17:02Er, well...she cuts herself and the other one barks like a dog.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08We were sorry to hear about your Dad.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Oh, don't be. He's a waste of space.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17She don't say much, does she?

0:17:17 > 0:17:18Are you all right, love?

0:17:20 > 0:17:25We've only just found out about your Dad. It's a lot to take in.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Well, he ain't worth crying over. Trust me.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37There you go, just need a bit of salt and vinegar.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41So, is this what I've got to look forward to?

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Sitting in my pyjamas at two in the afternoon?

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Don't worry, it won't always be like that.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Only for the first eighteen years or so.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Alfie, I love him with all my heart.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52I love him so much.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55But sometimes I think he's going to hate me.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56What would you say that for?

0:17:56 > 0:18:00Cos of what's up here. I'm never going to leave his side, am I?

0:18:00 > 0:18:03Nah. Might be a problem when he starts pulling birds, though.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07He won't be pulling birds. He won't have a girlfriend, he's got his mum.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10How's that going to work on his eighteenth birthday, eh?

0:18:10 > 0:18:14Can just see you slinking into the bar with your leopard print skirts on,

0:18:14 > 0:18:17with slap on and all your lipstick and trying to pull his mates.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22And you know what, though, Kat?

0:18:22 > 0:18:25He'll be the proudest son in the whole wide world.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27You mark my words.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29He hated you, you know.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33Wouldn't worry. He hated a lot of people.

0:18:33 > 0:18:34What was he like?

0:18:34 > 0:18:36The Old Bill knew him better than I did.

0:18:38 > 0:18:39We did try and find him.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41It's a bit late now, ain't it?

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Shall we go?

0:18:49 > 0:18:51See you, Grandma!

0:18:59 > 0:19:02I'll, er...see you, then.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15Jean Slater's geraniums have been scattered halfway down Bridge Street.

0:19:15 > 0:19:20Now can I count on you for decisive action, Mrs Olubunmi?

0:19:20 > 0:19:24- I'm sorry?- Jean Slater's geraniums!

0:19:25 > 0:19:29And there was me, thinking that you were an upstanding member of the community.

0:19:31 > 0:19:32GRACE SOBS

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Ooh... Ooh, er...

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Whatever's the matter?

0:19:36 > 0:19:39- It's Mercy.- What about her?

0:19:39 > 0:19:43She's leaving, Mrs Branning. She's leaving today.

0:19:43 > 0:19:49- So if you step this way, this baby goes from 0 to 60 in less than ten seconds.- Oi! What're you doing?

0:19:49 > 0:19:53- You're not qualified. - I don't have any time to waste. - I'll show him the furry dice

0:19:53 > 0:19:56and the window wipers. That's it, I swear.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59All right. I suppose around the block won't hurt.

0:20:00 > 0:20:01- Be careful.- All right.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Right, let's get rid of that as well.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Right, my friend. Let's burn some rubber!

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Jeanie? Just going to pop out for a few minutes.

0:20:15 > 0:20:19No, don't leave me! Something's bound to go wrong. It always does.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22- Tyler's here to help.- Why can't Alfie get out of his pit, eh?

0:20:23 > 0:20:27Does he know mad Auntie Jean's been let loose on the pumps?

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Alfie's got a few problems at the moment.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33What he doesn't need is you and me making his life more difficult. Understand?

0:20:33 > 0:20:37Now I don't want you leaving this bar

0:20:37 > 0:20:40till Jeanie's mastered the fine art of it.

0:20:40 > 0:20:44- Is that clear?- Yes, Dad.- Good boy.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53I can get you a straw, if it helps.

0:20:58 > 0:21:02All right. You don't need my chat about this baby. You seen how it's taken the corners.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05How it's purred along like a kitten after a saucer of milk.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07- I'd want a discount. - All right, all right.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09We'll talk about that.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12I've never seen that woman before in my life.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Get out of the car, this instant!

0:21:14 > 0:21:17Why don't we head back to base? And discuss numbers, yeah?

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Excuse me.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26You are killing me, Mrs B!

0:21:26 > 0:21:27HE SIGHS

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Finally!

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Have you taken something?

0:21:31 > 0:21:36- You got to get to Mrs Olubunmi's. - Why?- It's Mercy.- What about her? - She's leaving for Peru!

0:21:36 > 0:21:41- Where?- It ain't the time for a geography lesson, go on. Get there! Stop her!

0:21:41 > 0:21:46Sorry, mate. I've had a better offer. So get out, shut the door. Lovely jubbly.

0:21:55 > 0:21:59How about I make us a nice, big bowl of Ogbono?

0:21:59 > 0:22:01- Please, Gran... - Then let me come with you.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04Your friends are here - the church...

0:22:04 > 0:22:09Who else is going to keep Kate and William in line, eh?

0:22:09 > 0:22:12Promise you'll look after Arthur.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14I love you, Gran.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21Merce?! Mercy! Merce...

0:22:27 > 0:22:31- It's too late. - No. It's never too late.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38Excuse me, excuse me! Sorry!

0:22:46 > 0:22:50Sorry. Sorry, I'm sorry! Argh!

0:22:52 > 0:22:53HORN BEEPS

0:22:56 > 0:22:59Stop! Oi! Stop it!

0:22:59 > 0:23:06Stop the bus, listen! The bus! Stop the bus, stop the bus!

0:23:07 > 0:23:11Look, I just want to see if she's on here, all right? That's all.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12Merce?!

0:23:16 > 0:23:19I think it's the wrong bus, mate. Sorry about that.

0:23:38 > 0:23:39Right. Give me that.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45- Mmm! That's it. You've got it, girl! - Oh!

0:23:47 > 0:23:49- Tyler says I'm a natural. - Is that right?

0:23:49 > 0:23:53Yeah. Fix Dad one, please.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54Coming right up!

0:23:54 > 0:23:58Well, seeing as you've passed my little course with flying colours...

0:23:58 > 0:24:03Courtesy of the Eddie Moon School of Excellence.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09- It's a stuffed bird. - A symbol of freedom, Jeanie.

0:24:09 > 0:24:10Hope.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17Right then. Where do you want us to start?

0:24:17 > 0:24:20- By clearing off.- Do what?

0:24:20 > 0:24:24- Courtesy of an old benefactor in Deptford.- Junk yard.

0:24:25 > 0:24:29- What're we supposed to do with that? - Ice creams?

0:24:29 > 0:24:30Donkey rides.

0:24:30 > 0:24:31Anything you want.

0:24:33 > 0:24:37- There's a taxi coming in an hour to take you to the airport. - Eddie... what are you on about?

0:24:37 > 0:24:41- You're going to Spain! - But we can't just up sticks...

0:24:41 > 0:24:44- Stop making excuses.- Hold on. Let's think about this.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Be all right, wouldn't it? Me, you, Tommy.

0:24:46 > 0:24:50Making sandcastles on the beach for the first time, eh?

0:24:50 > 0:24:54- Who'll look after Jean? - She's capable of looking after herself, thank you.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Come on then, Alfie. Before they change their minds.

0:24:57 > 0:24:58Start packing!

0:24:58 > 0:25:02Oi, Kat... You ain't bad for an old bird, either.

0:25:02 > 0:25:03Thanks(!)

0:25:13 > 0:25:14What's that for?

0:25:14 > 0:25:16For bringing this family back to life.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25- I'm sorry, Arthur.- We had plans.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Our own place, holidays. A future...

0:25:28 > 0:25:31But it wasn't real! Me and you...

0:25:31 > 0:25:33it was pretend, wasn't it?

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Not for me it wasn't!

0:25:36 > 0:25:41You deserve somebody who loves you for the funny,

0:25:41 > 0:25:45sweet, beautiful young man you've turned into.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48I can make you love me. Just give it time, all right?

0:25:48 > 0:25:51You know, I'll get rid of the hoodies, OK?

0:25:51 > 0:25:56I'll go back to college. I'll even read the Bible if it means that much to you.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58- I'm sorry, Arthur.- Don't say that!

0:25:58 > 0:26:00Don't say it like it's over!

0:26:00 > 0:26:05Whoever gets to spend the rest of their life with you... is a lucky girl.

0:26:05 > 0:26:06I just...

0:26:06 > 0:26:09I just wish it could have been me.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13You know, I would have given up everything for you, Merce.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16I would have given up my friends,

0:26:16 > 0:26:19my family.

0:26:19 > 0:26:24I don't even know where Nigeria is on a map but I would've found it.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27I would have found it for you.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29I would have done anything for you, Mercy.

0:26:29 > 0:26:33Cos you're the one I wanted to grow old with. Grow a belly with...

0:26:33 > 0:26:38- go grey together. - You're my best friend, Arthur. - I'm your husband.

0:26:38 > 0:26:42So, look, just give me one last chance.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52Goodbye, Arthur Chubb.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55I don't think I can do this on my own, Merce.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59You're not on your own.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07I'll never forget what you did for me.

0:27:16 > 0:27:17Merce...

0:27:21 > 0:27:24Fats has got your back.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Always.

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