0:00:24 > 0:00:27MUSIC: "Lose Yourself" by Eminem
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# You only get one shot
0:00:30 > 0:00:32# Do not miss your chance to blow
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
0:00:34 > 0:00:36# You better lose yourself... #
0:00:36 > 0:00:39MUSIC CONTINUES INSIDE
0:00:44 > 0:00:48- No, no...- Excuse me.- I can start today, I'll do anything...
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Oi, excuse me, do you know Billy Mitchell?
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Oi!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Hello?
0:01:02 > 0:01:07MUSIC: "Lollipop" by The Chordettes
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- AFIA:- Sorry! It's nearly dry. Most of it.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21I thought parents were supposed to be selfless.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23By the time that social worker comes tomorrow,
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- I'll have ticked every box in the adoption rule book.- In one day?
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Listen, we deal with this list...
0:01:30 > 0:01:34sort out every...complication,
0:01:34 > 0:01:36then the only ones that can mess this up
0:01:36 > 0:01:38are you or me.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41See you later, guys.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44AFIA SINGS ALONG TO "Lollipop"
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Hello?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Hello?
0:01:57 > 0:02:00I said hello! If it's not too much trouble, I'd like a phone charger.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01I've sold out, all right?
0:02:01 > 0:02:06- So what's this then? - D'you know Billy Mitchell? - Only to the untrained eye,
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- it looks like a phone charger. - What, am I invisible?
0:02:08 > 0:02:14Are you lot braindead, or what? I am not interested in phone chargers or in Billy Mitchell
0:02:14 > 0:02:18or in Nigeria for that matter, or in this nasty, brop-down stall, OK?!
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Oi, oi, oi!
0:02:24 > 0:02:28- Have you seen my wallet? - No. Why, do you think I nicked it?
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Hardly worth it. Oyster card and a signed picture of Jordan.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33I'm going to go to work.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35I know you didn't mean what you said yesterday.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39- I know.- First time we've gone to bed on an argument.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42It's fine. I've forgotten it.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Julie.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50I know we never got to know our boy, but...
0:02:50 > 0:02:51at least he left us something.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53A ray of hope.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Lola.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00What, the kid that told me our son hated me till the day he died?
0:03:00 > 0:03:01That little ray of hope?
0:03:07 > 0:03:12That constitutes aggressive and abusive behaviour. I'm going to have to issue a formal warning.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15You know what, don't bother! Cos I'm done, all right? Done!
0:03:16 > 0:03:21Don't be late, right? I've sorted you out. I know you got dumped, but I've got a train to catch.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23You know what? Get out my face, bruv!
0:03:29 > 0:03:30No, Bernadette, I dumped him.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Yeah, cos he's a loser.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35I know you, don't I?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Do you mind?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Molly? Nah, nah, nah, it's Sally, innit?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Um, I'm going to have to call you back.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46You go my school, don't you?
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Soz! Must have you mixed up with someone else.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59All right? Do you want some of my sausage?
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- You're not shy much, are you? - See you around.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15MARKET HUBBUB DROWNS VOICES
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Morning.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Zainab! Masood!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30I need to talk to you about the adoption.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Ian's brought you this.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Yeah, it's your stock. Some feral child was filling her boots.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49And I brought you this. It's your favourite -
0:04:49 > 0:04:51breast, hot and spicy.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53I know you're...
0:04:53 > 0:04:56you're thinking your life's over. I mean, why would anyone want you
0:04:56 > 0:04:58after all the terrible things you've done?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Yes, well, he ain't like you, Ian.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04I mean, all he's done is offer his heart on a plate,
0:05:04 > 0:05:08tear down his defences, expose his weaknesses,
0:05:08 > 0:05:12had it thrown in his face like last night's fish-and-chip wrappings.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Boy...wow!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- She weren't worth your love, Arthur. - Love?! You know what,
0:05:17 > 0:05:20that is a lie invented by billionaires that make Valentine's cards,
0:05:20 > 0:05:23the couples-only hotels, the romcoms...
0:05:23 > 0:05:24- Ian!- Love!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Look, I'm just telling him what I told Peter, OK?
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Women aren't the sweet, pure, innocent creatures that they make out...
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Ian Beale!
0:05:33 > 0:05:34I'm going!
0:05:36 > 0:05:39I lost her, like I lost the stall.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41I'll put the kettle on.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Dad.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Everything OK?
0:05:54 > 0:05:59Not really, no. You know how things are between your mother and I.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- We don't need your boyfriend making things worse.- Christian?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Unless there are more of them you haven't told us about.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Dad, look, why? What's he done?
0:06:08 > 0:06:13Shouting our business... YOUR business in the street.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16This adoption is between you and him. Don't get us involved.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- I'm sorry. I'll tell him. - Actually, why bother?
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Whatever Syed wants, Syed gets, regardless of who gets trampled.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- Get what I want? Me?! Is that what you think?- It's what I know!
0:06:27 > 0:06:30As long as you two are happy, everyone else can go to hell.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40That's without admin fees and furniture... Two egg rolls, please.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43It's never easy starting out.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47We're fine.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50I've taken good care of the Argee Bhajee.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54How was your honeymoon?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Magical, thanks.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Your shirt needs ironing. - It's supposed to look like that.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Zainab.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- Afia, Tamwar, happy honeymoon? - Magical, thanks.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16A hug for your father?
0:07:18 > 0:07:20A new marriage, a new start?
0:07:30 > 0:07:31All right, bruv.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35One of your rudeboys?
0:07:35 > 0:07:38No, it was...it was Darren.
0:07:38 > 0:07:43It's just that Max wants me at the car lot, otherwise he's not going to give him his time off.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47But what about his father's procedure?
0:07:47 > 0:07:53I mean, if Darren don't cover for him, he'll lose his job. It's time to put selfishness on one side, Arthur.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Yeah, but I'm not in the mood.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Not in the mood?! What would've happened if we'd said during the war?
0:07:58 > 0:08:00That job is exactly what you need.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04It'll get you out of Mrs Olubunmi's hair when she gets back.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07I mean, you're so good at that pit-patter, Arthur.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09I'll iron you a shirt.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Jay saw me come in. I thought he might pop in.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Darling, next time you see him, you will look a million dollars.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Nothing will make you feel better than watching him kick himself. Promise.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Want to buy a phone? Tenner to you.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- That's mine!- Oi, oi, missy! Oi!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Oi! Oi!
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Oh, hello again.- Jay!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Where's Syed?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Syed!
0:08:47 > 0:08:51- OK, I borrowed his phone. He's not sick.- How could you even let me think that?!
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Because I needed to get you through the door?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57- You're a sick man!- Apparently. - I don't have time for this.
0:08:57 > 0:09:02Oh, no, cos you've got all that family to take care of, haven't you?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05There's me thinking Shabnam was a thousand miles away...
0:09:08 > 0:09:10..and there's Tamwar...
0:09:10 > 0:09:14- all cosy on my sofa... - He's a married man! It's his choice.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17..and then there's Masood, exiled to the B&B.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Admit it, Zainab, without your family, you're nothing.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22You've got a nasty mouth, you know that?
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- Coming from your forked tongue, I'll take that as a compliment. - How dare you?!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Sorry, love!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32You're going nowhere.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Right, she says you're her granddad. Are you?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43What are you doing here?!
0:09:43 > 0:09:47- Stealing Abi's phone, that's what she's doing!- Oh, no, Tan,
0:09:47 > 0:09:49- you're mistaken.- I was giving it back, not taking it.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Right. It's only cos she's yours
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- that I'm not having her done for theft.- Thanks.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- Right, so are you her granddad?- Yep. - But that means we're family!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Jay, d'you mind?!
0:10:04 > 0:10:07That could've been awkward. Is incest illegal?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- Did you steal that phone? - I borrowed it.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Why aren't you at school?
0:10:11 > 0:10:15I rang in sick. Well, my social worker did. Sort of.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- And what about the home? - I rang them and all. Well, you did.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22That's why I borrowed the phone. Thought I'd suss this place out.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24And rob our neighbours blind?
0:10:24 > 0:10:28- I ain't a thief!- Right, look, look, why don't you put the kettle on, eh?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Me and your nan, here, we'll have a little chat.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Oi, Pops!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38How else do you think I would find where you live?
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Wait till Syed hears what you've done.- I'm doing this FOR him.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44What, making me hate you even more?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50You really do, don't you?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53No, I don't hate anyone.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56It goes against everything that I believe in.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00- I do not hate gays. - No, just this one.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06And your gay son, of course.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10I pity them.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14They will never know the joy of a normal family life.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- CHRISTIAN LAUGHS - What, like yours?!
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Cos that's funny, innit?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Funny how gambling's a sin until it's your old man doing it.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27You pick and choose the bits of your faith that suit you best.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28My faith is about family,
0:11:28 > 0:11:32my faith is about forgiveness, but then how can you forgive someone
0:11:32 > 0:11:34who doesn't admit that they've sinned?
0:11:34 > 0:11:37And us adopting is one of those sins, is it?
0:11:37 > 0:11:38No, I have nothing against adoption.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41I think it is one of the most selfless acts possible.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Then why won't you support us?
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Beca...
0:11:46 > 0:11:47I do not understand how...
0:11:49 > 0:11:52..how a loving and generous woman
0:11:52 > 0:11:55would stand in the way of something so good.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Because it is wrong, all right? It is wrong!
0:11:57 > 0:12:01And it's got nothing to do with religion, or the law, or Allah,
0:12:01 > 0:12:02it is about nature!
0:12:02 > 0:12:06A man and a woman are supposed to make a baby.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07If you choose to be gay,
0:12:07 > 0:12:10then you choose to forego that right to have a child!
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Even if it denies that child a loving home, a family?
0:12:14 > 0:12:18It would be better off that way! It is sick, Christian! It is wrong!
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Do you know what, get out, all right?!
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- I've heard just about as much as I can stomach off you.- Really?
0:12:25 > 0:12:29No. No. You wanted to hear me out, now you hear me out!
0:12:29 > 0:12:31If you won't even talk about it, what is the point?
0:12:34 > 0:12:35Here you are, look.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Ta.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Can I have a bit more sugar?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46You'll get a pot belly.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51- (She's trouble, Billy.) - She's got spirit.
0:12:51 > 0:12:56Just like we used to have, before we got it drummed into us that we'd never amount to anything.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00But her, Lola, she's going to be different.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Me, you and our little boy...
0:13:05 > 0:13:07it would've been brilliant.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11I got my second chance with William and Janet.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15Don't you see? Lola is OUR second chance.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19The best thing we can do for that kid is send her back to the home.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22CRASHING AND LOUD THUD
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Brilliant, nice one(!)
0:13:30 > 0:13:34OK, forget about homosexuality for a minute. Why don't we talk about you?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36You can't blame the world's sins on me, love!
0:13:36 > 0:13:41Oh, but you are hedonistic, selfish, rude. You and that banshee you run around with.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43You should've married her!
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Oh, what, cos Syed's some choirboy that I corrupted?
0:13:46 > 0:13:50He was a conman! He sold properties that didn't exist. He even tried to rip you two off.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52That's none of your business.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54- Think I was the first bloke he slept with?- Shut up!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56He's just a good liar cos you taught him well.
0:13:56 > 0:14:01A devious, gay conman. Congratulations!
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Zainab Masood, mother of the year.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Fine, you prove me right, then.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14You tell me what child deserves parents like you two?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Well, at least we're still together, love.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22This little waif will arrive, and then you'll want to go out
0:14:22 > 0:14:27drinking and dancing and screeching with that girlfriend of yours.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31- What then, huh?- You really think you've raised perfect kids, huh?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33You're tapped!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Don't you lecture me on parenting.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38You don't even want a child, you just want an accessory.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42You want the next big thing, the one thing that you can't have.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46You think if Syed wasn't Muslim, you'd have been so desperate for him?
0:14:46 > 0:14:50You mean if you hadn't made him a suicidal mess just because he fell in love
0:14:50 > 0:14:51with a man?
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Your hypocrisy stinks!
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Religion does not make you a good parent,
0:14:57 > 0:15:02neither does being straight, white or having a degree. You just do your best, Zainab!
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Surely you understand that better than anyone.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Sometimes...it isn't enough.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31What if we're really good at it, eh?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37What if being a family is the making of Sy,
0:15:37 > 0:15:39the making of both of us?
0:15:43 > 0:15:48You can't experiment with children's lives.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51If every parent had to prove they were capable,
0:15:51 > 0:15:54you know, no gambling,
0:15:54 > 0:15:57family rifts, affairs...
0:16:00 > 0:16:03And what if you two...don't change?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Is that how little you think of your son?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Zainab, I am not asking you to forget your faith.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22I'm just asking you to give Syed what you've always had.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26A chance to be your own person...
0:16:26 > 0:16:30..not your outcast son or my...
0:16:32 > 0:16:34..or my Muslim boyfriend.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Just Sy.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Surely he deserves that?
0:16:59 > 0:17:00What you said...
0:17:03 > 0:17:07That was unfair. You know the sacrifices I've made.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10For Christian, yeah. I hope he was worth it.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11No, for all of you.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15I didn't know he was going to talk to you. If he's have told me...
0:17:15 > 0:17:18You're about to become parents! You should be agreeing about...
0:17:18 > 0:17:19What, like you and Mum?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Whatever mistakes your mother and I made,
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- we did the best we could for our children.- You don't think
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- we're ready to be parents. - It's not about being ready!
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- Two men never will be, right? - Keep your voice down!
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Anyone would think you're ashamed!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Dad!
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Of your gay son.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39Or maybe it's his big, gay boyfriend that really offends you?!
0:17:39 > 0:17:44- No, I am SICK of people ignoring me! - Would you be quiet, Syed?!
0:17:45 > 0:17:47What is the matter with you?!
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Is that why you're doing this adoption, to get attention?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Don't be ridiculous!
0:17:52 > 0:17:59You know, I thought it would be nice if I could just talk to you about this.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03Other people have children, their parents are excited,
0:18:03 > 0:18:06they can't wait to be grandmas, granddads.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Yeah, well, I'm sure the two of you will cope.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12It's not the same though, is it?
0:18:12 > 0:18:15When Tam and Afia have your grandchild, it won't be the same.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19Because they'll have created it themselves! A man and a woman,
0:18:19 > 0:18:21a mother and a father.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Look, you've chosen your path.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- Oh, that again! - Syed, what do you want me to say?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28That it'll be all right!
0:18:30 > 0:18:31That I'll be all right.
0:18:31 > 0:18:36That two men can bring up a child just as well as a man and a woman.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54I thought it was a done deal.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Social services, the red tape...
0:18:57 > 0:18:58No, not yet.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Me and Christian took Amy out yesterday.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12These kids started calling us queer, you know, the usual.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21- MASOOD SIGHS - Syed...
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Who'd want to put a child through that?
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Not everyone's open-minded. Some people are just...
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Ignorant.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37It doesn't bother Christian.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39He just ploughs on.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41I've got all these questions,
0:19:41 > 0:19:45but he's just so sure we're doing the right thing, I just get caught up in it.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50He's so strong. I just don't know if I...
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Look...
0:19:59 > 0:20:01however much I don't like it,
0:20:01 > 0:20:07I know you've had to be brave.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11Accepting what you are, that's strength.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14I wish.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20You know, you saying I get what I want all the time...
0:20:22 > 0:20:23..it's not true.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26You know, sometimes...
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Sometimes I just keep the peace.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Are you saying you're only going through this adoption process
0:20:37 > 0:20:39because it's what Christian wants?
0:20:39 > 0:20:41That's not what I said!
0:20:43 > 0:20:46He knows more about this gay-rights stuff than I do,
0:20:46 > 0:20:50it's like if he really believes it, the reality doesn't matter.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51There's me calling you brave
0:20:51 > 0:20:54when you only dance to the beat of Christian's drum!
0:20:54 > 0:20:57You and mum always say relationships are about compromise.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Syed, you'd better decide what you want, before it's too late.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- You haunting me? - Do I look like a ghost?
0:21:13 > 0:21:16- You on your way to court? - What? Speak English, girl!
0:21:16 > 0:21:17The tie!
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Well, if you must know, I'm a car salesman.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21- Where?- You ain't coming.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24I'm just walking. Since when was there a law against walking?
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Well, there's a law against STALKING, OK? So go home!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29I ain't got a home. Orphan, ain't I?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31I'm in care.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34So, do you think I look like Cheryl Cole?
0:21:34 > 0:21:35More like Ashley Cole.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39I knew you reminded me of someone! Perfect couple then, eh?
0:21:39 > 0:21:41They were divorced.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Doc, you're not going to believe this, but Zainab's on side!
0:21:50 > 0:21:53- She said that? - I know, it's surreal, isn't it?
0:21:53 > 0:21:57Now all I need to do is marry a millionaire, then I can afford the deposit.
0:21:57 > 0:22:02I suppose Masood's in no position to help, but maybe I can now Zainab's given her blessing.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Let me give you the deposit. Pay me back in instalments.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Why would you do that for us?
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Aren't we all family now?
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Doc, I could kiss you...
0:22:13 > 0:22:15but I know you wouldn't appreciate it!
0:22:15 > 0:22:16I'll tell the agent!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18I can't wait to tell Sy!
0:22:18 > 0:22:20I owe you!
0:22:28 > 0:22:32- Right, well, I won't say I'll miss you.- Cheers.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Oi! Lose the groupie, will you?
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Make sure they're polished by the time I get back.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44I could wash the cars. Fiver each.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Two pound.
0:22:46 > 0:22:492.50. Need sponges and that, though.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51HE LAUGHS
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Right, I won't beat around the bush. Syed and...
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Syed's home...
0:23:01 > 0:23:05will soon be too full for extra guests.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09Wow. So you're OK with them adopting now? Why?
0:23:09 > 0:23:13Even taking your mind-blowing 180 into account, how is this any of your business?
0:23:15 > 0:23:17I think that you should come and live here.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20And the stuff my auntie said about you and my dad?
0:23:20 > 0:23:21A misunderstanding.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24A hurtful untruth.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28Cos if that is true, I wouldn't even have a cup of tea in your house, let alone move in.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32- And I wouldn't blame you. - We've got money in the bank, OK?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34We've got thousands, actually,
0:23:34 > 0:23:38and a sense of independence that's rarely seen among Generation Y.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40What Tam means is...
0:23:40 > 0:23:43we have options. A place of our own...
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Which would be very expensive.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Or we could stay with Syed and Christian.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Syed will have two bedrooms, all right?
0:23:50 > 0:23:51One for the child, and one for...
0:23:53 > 0:23:54..your brother.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58One plus one makes two, that means no room for you!
0:23:58 > 0:23:59THEY SNIGGER
0:23:59 > 0:24:03- Yes, yes, it rhymes. I thought you were the mathematical genius! - No need to be mean.
0:24:03 > 0:24:08Do you want a rent-free room or not? And you, madam, will have to curb that sharp tongue.
0:24:10 > 0:24:11Now eat!
0:24:11 > 0:24:14OK, all right.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21He's got to talk to his wife. They've always got to talk to their wife.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Not me, though.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27- I ain't got no wife to talk to, about nothing.- And?
0:24:27 > 0:24:31- Well, you know what? I think me and you make an all right team.- Yeah?
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Chuck us the keys then, so I can do inside.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42I think I've finally found my vocation.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43ENGINE REVS
0:24:43 > 0:24:47Oi! What are you doing?!
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Guess who has found us a new flat?
0:24:53 > 0:24:58- Yeah, Janine's old place, two beds, great views...ish. - How can we afford that?
0:24:58 > 0:24:59Look, it's just details.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03And, check this - I come to ask Tam and Afia to get out and they've already gone!
0:25:03 > 0:25:07In your words, it seems like fate is finally on our side.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09- Every single box, ticked. - What, everything?
0:25:09 > 0:25:14Yep, one almighty tick in the box marked mother-in-law. Chuck us that.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- She's going to see the social worker tomorrow.- What?
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Yeah! She's going to tell him what a wonderful couple we are
0:25:20 > 0:25:24and how we have the support of the entire Masood clan.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26- CHRISTIAN LAUGHS - Pick your jaw up!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Well?
0:25:28 > 0:25:29I've changed my mind.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34I don't want to be a dad.
0:25:38 > 0:25:39TYRES SQUEAL
0:25:39 > 0:25:43What you doing?! I could get... Listen, seriously could you just...? Park the car here!
0:25:43 > 0:25:47- Can you stop?! Seriously, do you want to kill us?! - Aren't you having fun?
0:25:47 > 0:25:50No, I'm not! Watch out, all right?
0:25:50 > 0:25:52- Boring.- You're going to kill us both!
0:25:52 > 0:25:56Can you just stop?! Listen. Watch out, man!
0:25:56 > 0:25:57Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
0:25:57 > 0:25:58TYRES SCREECH
0:26:09 > 0:26:10Run! Run!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15- You all right, Bill?- Yeah, yeah.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17- You?- Yeah.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26- I just changed my mind.- Why?
0:26:26 > 0:26:30- Why do you want to do it? - Because I love you and I'm ready.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Sy, I want to be a father.
0:26:32 > 0:26:37And what about what the child wants? What if it needs more than us?
0:26:37 > 0:26:38What are you going on about?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40I don't think we're enough.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46It's because we're gay, isn't it?
0:26:48 > 0:26:50You might be ready, but I'm not. I don't think I ever will be.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55You know, your mum knows you better than you think.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58- You want this more than you want me? - You sound like a spoiled child.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Because if you do, then maybe we can't be together.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04I'm sorry, I'm...
0:27:05 > 0:27:07I'm just trying to be honest.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09No, you're right.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13You're right.
0:27:13 > 0:27:19Because I am doing this, even if it's on my own.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22- Are you serious?- Zainab's right.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25You're fickle
0:27:25 > 0:27:27and you're selfish.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30You change your mind like most normal people change TV channels.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34She knows you better than I do. Better than I did.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37- You know me better than anyone. - You should go.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39- No.- Go on, Sy. Just get out.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Just get out!
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