0:00:26 > 0:00:28I can't just drop everything can I?
0:00:28 > 0:00:32- Oh, Mum.- All right, darling. What about the girls' dinner?...
0:00:32 > 0:00:40- Lauren, you in for dinner tonight? - No. But I was thinking...maybe we could have a chat later.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44All right then but what about Oscar?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46I'm sure Bob the Builder can look after him.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- I'll see you at the flat in an hour. - OK.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Are you going to help me pack this stall up or what?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Oh, all right, Ryan.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Yeah, all right. What are you doing?
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Nothing really, just hanging.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Do you fancy joining us for a drink later?
0:01:12 > 0:01:17No, no, I've got better things to do, ain't I? Like go to work.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21"Nothing, just hanging, you know."
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Just shut it, Whitney.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Oh, come on, Lauren, don't be like that.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27It's not my fault he's not interested.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31- Who says he's not interested? - Well, he was hardly in to you.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Yeah. No, you're right. He's not interested at all.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36That's probably why he kissed me at Janine's party.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38He kissed you?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Well, it was more I kissed him, I suppose.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43No, Lauren! It's behind my back.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46And you know with Ricky gone, I don't need this right now.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Where are you going?
0:01:49 > 0:01:54- Just meet me at The Vic in an hour. - Are you all right?- Yeah, course.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55Plenty more fish in the sea.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- All right.- Jog on, mate.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24All right?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26She's ready for her first spin if you fancy it.
0:02:27 > 0:02:32- No. It's OK. I've brought you a tea. - Oh, thanks.
0:02:32 > 0:02:39- I've spoken to Phil about tonight. - You what?- I didn't tell him we was gonna, you know...
0:02:39 > 0:02:41I just said I need to do some work on my bike.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46I told him I needed to do some work on my bike
0:02:46 > 0:02:47so that we could have that place to ourselves.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51All right.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Look. Abs.
0:02:57 > 0:03:03I know that it isn't The Ritz, all right? But, you know, I'll make it nice for us. I promise ya.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Did you get the, er...
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Oh, that's all taken care of.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12So I'll see you later then?
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Right, that's the kids dropped off at Dot's.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Do you want to use the bathroom first?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40- I can't be bothered.- Oh!
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Well, let's hope that Norman stands down wind of you then.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48How could she do that to me?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50To her own brother. To them kids.
0:03:51 > 0:03:56This is Janine that we're talking about, eh? What do you expect?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00You know your problem, Pat, you're too soft.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Well, nobody could accuse you of that.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09Look, why don't you put your glad rags on and go on this date with Norman. You can join me and Eddie.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13It's not a date. Besides, I'm not in the mood.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Fine. So you're just going to mope around here and let Janine win, are you?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19She already has.
0:04:19 > 0:04:24Ricky's off half way round the world. And them kids are left without a mum and a dad yet again.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Yeah, but they've got two nans.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Mm, and the first thing we do is palm them off on Dot.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Those kids are more resilient than you think.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36It's Liam I'm worried about.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Boys his age need their dads around them.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Trust me, I know.
0:04:40 > 0:04:45Look, I am more than capable of sorting Liam out. Anyway, Ricky's not gone forever.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47And Bianca'll be back before Christmas.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50In the meantime, we can't put our lives on hold.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54So. Are you going on this date or what?
0:04:54 > 0:04:57It's not a date.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01What do you think?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04I think they're gross.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09And luckily, that's what the woman who sold them to me for fifty quid thought.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12They're worth about 200.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13300 on a good day.
0:05:15 > 0:05:20So you see, Liam. One man's tat is another man's treasure.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Milk or dark digestives?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- You choose. - Milk it is.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- Who's that? - It's Lauren and her latest drama.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- Yes, love.- Oh, hello, darling. - Oh, I can't stay. Gotta go.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57All right.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Kids, eh? Who'd have them.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01Me.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03CASH REGISTER BEEPS
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Come on, Jay. Go on, son.
0:06:08 > 0:06:13- What is it with the birds round here?- I wouldn't know. I've got a girlfriend.- Oh, is it.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Don't stop you looking, does it?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- Yeah, it does me, yeah.- Oh, right.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22She must be pretty special then to stop you straying.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24- Yeah, she is.- She must be keeping you sweet between the sheets.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30She is putting out, ain't she?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34It's not like I don't want to do it.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Too girly.- Yeah, cos I feel...
0:06:36 > 0:06:39I feel like, ready.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41That's just gross.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Yeah, so you think I should then, right?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46What do you think?
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Oh, yeah, that's nice. What, you got a hot date later, have you?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53What about you? You meeting up with Jay later?
0:06:53 > 0:06:54SHE SIGHS
0:06:58 > 0:07:00You sister and her moods. Honestly, I can't keep up.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03What was that all about in the Minute Mart earlier?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Mum, I...- Sorry, darling...
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- You were saying? - I'm going to Bernadette's later.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Oh, right. Oh, lovely, that'll be good.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- OK, well I'll see you later then.- Yeah.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- I want it to be special for Abi, you know.- Yeah, of course.
0:07:30 > 0:07:35- So any tips, from one slightly more experienced bloke to another?- Er...
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Just think of it like a boxing match.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Plenty of sparring before you go in for the knockout punch.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44And of course.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Always wear the right protection.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Oh, no, Abi's taking care of that.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49No. No my friend. Always go prepared.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51No matter what they say.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Oh, you not going out after all?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- Yeah, I am actually.- Oh, right.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Decided to dress down, did you?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Well, you know what suits you best, don't you?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08What you doing all dressed up then?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Got to keep Greg on his toes, haven't I?
0:08:21 > 0:08:25- Eh. Do you want to take me for a ride on your bike?- Sorry, I can't. I got plans.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Let me guess. With "Scabbie".- Oi!
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Gonna take Hannah Montana for a spin, are you?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Actually, me and Abi have got other plans for tonight.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- What she gonna do, let you touch her bra strap?- A bit more than that, if you must know.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Yeah, well when she bottles it, just give me a call, eh?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47SOFT MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Oh, what's all this?
0:08:49 > 0:08:51I just thought we could make the most of having the house to ourselves for a bit.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55What's in the jacket?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57I was just going to nip out and get us some wine.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59It's all taken care of, darling.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Great.- Come on.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04All right. Have fun.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24No, Anthony, I'll deal with it, all right?
0:09:24 > 0:09:28- What's up, Edward? - Your brother.- What's he done now?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31It's more what he hasn't done.
0:09:31 > 0:09:36Let's just say we're in the market for some new premises and quick.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40So when are we going back to Upton Park then?
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- I thought we could look for some premises around here.- I don't know what you see in this dump.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48But then again...
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Looking lovely as always.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57You don't look too bad, Carol, yourself.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58PAT LAUGHS
0:09:58 > 0:10:01I think Carol's a bit too old for a chaperone, Pat.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03And you're not too old for a slap.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Promises.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06I said Pat could join us.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08She's got a date with Norman.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- It's not a date.- It is a date.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- It ain't!- Stand by your beds.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Norman. This is Carol.- Carol.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17- Nice to meet you.- And Eddie.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- Nice to meet you. - I said we'd join them for a drink.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21- I hope that's OK.- A double date.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25- It's like being a teenager all over again.- Right, what will it be?
0:10:25 > 0:10:27And no offence, mate, but you're just not my type.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29I mean, don't get me wrong, you're fit and everything, yeah, but
0:10:29 > 0:10:33there's plenty of other girls out there would be flattered or whatever
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- but you just don't do it for me. - This is a wind up, innit?
0:10:36 > 0:10:40- No. I mean, my mate Lauren might be interested in you. - What, that moody Emo chick?
0:10:40 > 0:10:44- Yeah.- No offence but she ain't really my type.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Why? Why, because she's got more than one brain cell?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48No, too much of a nice girl.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52I like my girls with a bit more edge, know what I mean?
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Lauren.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- All right?- All right.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59- You look nice.- Thank you.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08You all set for your special night? Jay told me all about it.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Still. It's no big deal, really, is it?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Just try not to cry, eh?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15And why would I do that?
0:11:15 > 0:11:17You really haven't got a clue, have you?
0:11:19 > 0:11:21What's the matter? Not feeling up to it?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Maybe you should just go home and play with your Barbie dolls.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25I'm sure Jay won't mind waiting.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49SOFT MUSIC PLAYS
0:12:13 > 0:12:16So I've been thinking. How about we go and see mum and dad at the weekend
0:12:16 > 0:12:18and let them know our plans for their first grandchild?
0:12:21 > 0:12:22- You all right, babe?- Hm?
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Yeah, fine.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26So what do you reckon?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Family outing and all that?
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- This weekend? - Yes. Yeah, sounds good that.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33- Sounds great.- Fab.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43What's with the dress?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45It's the new me.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49- What was wrong with the old you? - No-one noticed her, Whitney.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Well, in that dress and them boots, can't miss you.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54I know, it's very Kate Moss!
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Ooh, don't look now, Kate, but your plan's working.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00Do you remember that knockdown "classic sports car"
0:13:00 > 0:13:02that Frank bought that time?
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Yeah, it turned out to be a ringer.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Yeah, but then he found a load of jewellery in the glove box.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Worth twice what he paid for the car!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Frank always was a lucky one. With money and the ladies.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16I always remember him being skint and browbeaten.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Give me the choice and I'd take luck in love over money any day.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22That's just as well as Janine's swanning around with your inheritance.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26You know, I could still try and contest the will. If you want me to.
0:13:29 > 0:13:34No. No, if that money means that much to her, then she can have it.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- We'll get by without it.- Yes, we'll just feed four kids off of thin air.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42It must be a great comfort to you, Pat, having such a ray of sunshine as a house mate.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44That's good, that!
0:13:45 > 0:13:49- Got some customers need serving. - Yeah, all right. I'm coming.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53Couldn't give us a hand behind here, could you? I mean we're rushed off our feet.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- Tracey's got a migraine.- Me?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Yeah you.- Are you sure I won't scare off the customers?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Possibly.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02I'll give you a hand if you like. It's more my territory.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05No, it's all right. I can cope. I mean, how hard can it be? You managed it.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Remember.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11Service with a smile.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14MOTORBIKE REVS
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- Right, just go now, will you? - Come on. Let's go for a ride.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18- You know you want to.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21No. Just go now.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22Abi'll be back in a minute.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24I wouldn't count on it.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27I saw her earlier. Looked like she'd bottled it.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- Did you say something to her? - No. Course not.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36What, you didn't actually think she'd go through with it, did you? She's just a scared little girl.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- No, Abi's all right. - Too scared to ride your bike.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Too scared to do anything.
0:14:40 > 0:14:48- I should go and find her.- Why go looking when you can just stay here and get exactly what you want.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Why's your phone switched off?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Abs, you ain't see your mum anywhere, have you?
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Ooh! Hello to you too.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- You all right, Abs? - Yeah, great.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11Right.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Come on. Tell me what's up.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20And I had a screen test once to be Tom Cruise's body double.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Oh, yeah...
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Yeah, but I was too tall, weren't I? - I'm gonna get a drink.
0:15:25 > 0:15:30No, no, OK, come on, let's move on. Spot of clubbing.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31It's a bit early for that, innit?
0:15:31 > 0:15:36Carol ain't gonna serve me in here, is she? And why stay and watch
0:15:36 > 0:15:40my aunt and your grandma slobbering over two old blokes?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42So you up for clubbing?
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Is the Pope Catholic?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Right.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48There you go. Three lagers, one pint...
0:15:48 > 0:15:52And two gin and tonic's and a white wine spritzer. Now, that will be...
0:15:52 > 0:15:54£19.80, please.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Cheers.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59BOTH: Eh!
0:15:59 > 0:16:00- Gin and tonic please, Carol.- Yes.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03HE MOUTHS
0:16:04 > 0:16:07I need to change the barrel. Be back in a minute.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09All right. See, nothing to it.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12So how am I doing?
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Not bad. For a novice.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16You two make a good team.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19And I thought it'd be worth something.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23Like you said, one man's tat is another man's treasure.
0:16:23 > 0:16:29Yeah, well, sometimes, Liam, one man's tat is another man's tat.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Where did you get it from?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34I should be going.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36Liam...
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Everything all right?
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Are you really sure you want to go through with this?
0:16:45 > 0:16:46Yeah.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50I love him.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53You're still so young, Abs.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Well, how old were you when you done it?...
0:16:58 > 0:17:02Yeah, well, I'm not exactly the world's best role model, am I?
0:17:02 > 0:17:05And the first time you done it, was it with someone special?
0:17:09 > 0:17:13No. No, not exactly. No.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15So then I'm lucky, right?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21You talked to your mum about this?
0:17:23 > 0:17:24She barely notices me these days.
0:17:30 > 0:17:35So, erm, will you buy the condoms for me?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42I thought we were going to Shoreditch.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46Yeah, why waste time going there when we've got a perfectly good club right here?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48She's quite the party animal, your mate.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Yeah, I don't think it's for your benefit.
0:17:52 > 0:17:58- So, what do you think of my new look then?- What new look's that then?
0:18:00 > 0:18:01I saw you looking at me earlier.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05I know that you like me.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08So why pretend that you don't?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Lauren. Go home.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Oh, what is wrong with you?
0:18:16 > 0:18:17You're pathetic!
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Fine. I'll just go have some fun with Tyler, then.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- Where is Tyler?- He's gone, babe.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Lauren, maybe it's time you just called it a night.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Whit, take her home, will you?
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- Come on.- Get off me.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Liam, it's like they say.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
0:18:51 > 0:18:57- I prefer cola.- Well, anytime you're missing your dad, you can always come round and have a cola with me.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02What about school?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05I think it's best if we keep that between us.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10What exactly are you planning on keeping between the two of you?
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- Have you been bunking off?- Go easy on him, Carol.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23It says that you've not been to school for three days.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Why haven't you been to school, Liam?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Where have you been instead?
0:19:28 > 0:19:29Liam?
0:19:31 > 0:19:35- He's been with me.- What?- I've been teaching him about antiques.
0:19:35 > 0:19:40- Oh, right, so antiques is on the national curriculum now, is it? - He just needed some time out.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44- It's school. The place that we're legally obliged to send our kids to. - Well, school never did me much good.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47- Clearly. - What's that supposed to mean?
0:19:47 > 0:19:52Well, maybe if you'd gone to school a little bit more, you'd have learnt right from wrong.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Do you think I want Liam turning into some drifting, morally-bankrupt chancer?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Now you're just being rude.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59What's the matter, truth hurt, does it?
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Well, let's see, shall we?
0:20:00 > 0:20:04You are a narrow minded, repressed, control freak.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10Yeah, I'd say the truth definitely hurts.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13You stay away from Liam. And you stay away from me, all right?
0:20:13 > 0:20:14Come on, out.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Is everything all right?
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Everything's fine. Just stay and enjoy your drink.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33You all right?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Quite a piece of work your mate, isn't she?
0:20:35 > 0:20:36Look, I'm really sorry about that.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- You all right?- Me?
0:20:39 > 0:20:41I'm invincible.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Oh, is that right?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Careful, you're beginning to sound like you care.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Well, I just don't like to see people taken advantage of, that's all.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51Chip?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18He's all yours.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27What was that about?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Nothing happened, all right.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30She just threw herself at me and I just knocked her back.
0:21:32 > 0:21:33Nothing happened. I swear to you.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Oh, right, so I suppose you didn't tell her about us then either?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39She was winding me up and I just wanted to shut her up.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41What, by bragging about what we're going to do?
0:21:41 > 0:21:45No. By explaining to her that I wasn't interested.
0:21:45 > 0:21:50- Why not? She's pretty. - She's not as pretty as you.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Yeah well, she obviously has a lot more experience.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Doesn't matter.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- Doesn't it?- No.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59I love you.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01I love you too.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15- Give us a hand, son. - Right, who's next?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17- That'd be me.- Excuse me!
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Have you got ID?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21You're joking, right?
0:22:21 > 0:22:22You're lucky I don't bar you after that little stunt you tried to pull.
0:22:22 > 0:22:27OK, tell you what, why don't you take me upstairs, get me a drink and I'll make...
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Lauren, what was all that? What do you think you're doing?
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Oh, look, it's daddy dearest.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Are you drunk?
0:22:37 > 0:22:39So what if I am?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Service, please!
0:22:41 > 0:22:43You shouldn't be drinking.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Oh, what, is this you taking the moral high ground?
0:22:46 > 0:22:50- Now that is funny.- That's enough. Don't be cheeky with me.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52You're a hypocrite.
0:22:52 > 0:22:57You lie. And you cheat. And you ruin people's lives.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00So take a good look at me, Dad, because this is what you've created.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02That's enough. That's enough! Go home, Lauren. Do you hear me?
0:23:02 > 0:23:03Go home!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08What's the matter?
0:23:08 > 0:23:13Don't you want anyone to know your dirty little secret?
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Well, maybe I'll just fill everyone in then, yeah...
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Get off! Put me down!
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Dad! Can you put me down?
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Well, there's never a dull moment round here, is there?
0:23:29 > 0:23:31You should see it when it really kicks off.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Another drink?
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Oh, I better not.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- I should get back and check that Liam's OK.- Of course.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43- Pat?- Yeah?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Will I...
0:23:45 > 0:23:48- Will I see you again?- Why not?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Pop in, if you're passing.
0:23:56 > 0:23:57What was that all about?
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Search me. Funny lot round here.
0:23:59 > 0:24:04Amen to that. So, like you said, I think we're better off out of here.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Now let's not be too hasty. I think I could get used to it.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08Well, don't get too used to it.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10We're moving back to Upton Park.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12- But I...- It makes sense.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14That's where our trade is.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16We're never gonna find a premises round here quick enough.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Sorry for the wait.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Did you get the, erm?
0:24:38 > 0:24:40I couldn't get them.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42I'm really sorry. I went into the shop but...
0:24:42 > 0:24:46- I'm really sorry. - All right, don't worry.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47I've got one.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59- I can't.- Oh, you what?
0:25:00 > 0:25:03I'm really sorry. I can't, Jay. I'm not ready.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05- But you said you was.- I know. I know.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07And I thought I was. But I can't.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09I don't believe this.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Please don't be angry.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Jay, say something.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- Well, is it me?- What? - Don't you fancy me or something?
0:25:26 > 0:25:29No. No, of course not. How could you even think that?
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Cos it ain't the first time you've done it to me, is it?
0:25:31 > 0:25:34I mean, if you keep messing me about. Maybe it's time you grew up.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- Well, if it means that much to you, why don't you give Lola a call. - Yeah, well maybe I will.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43- Look, I didn't mean it. - Oh, forget it.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48You're dumped!
0:25:50 > 0:25:52There are all sorts of things we can do
0:25:52 > 0:25:54to significantly aid conception.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57If this is your idea of getting me in the mood, it's not working.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Oh, darling, I'm sorry if it's all a bit full on for you. It's just...
0:26:00 > 0:26:05the idea of having a baby with you is the most amazing idea in the world.
0:26:07 > 0:26:11Listen, darling, just stop worrying, all right? Relax.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15- All right, Dad. I can walk. - Go on. Stay up.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Let's see what your mum's got to say.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21Tan?
0:26:28 > 0:26:32- Oh, sorry, I weren't interrupting anything, was I?- What's happening?
0:26:32 > 0:26:35It's just your daughter's drunk. She's throwing herself at any man in Walford.
0:26:35 > 0:26:39- And he's exaggerating, as usual. - Right. Lauren, get to your room.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41- I'm not a child, Mum. - Is that it? "Get to your room."
0:26:41 > 0:26:43- What do you think that's gonna do? - Just calm down a minute. - Sorry, was I talking to you, Noddy.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46- Max!- Why are you letting her go out dressed like that?
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Well, don't worry, it won't be happening again in a hurry cos you, you're grounded.
0:26:49 > 0:26:50What? You can't do that?
0:26:50 > 0:26:54Er, I think you'll find I can. And I just did. So get upstairs and sober up.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58Come on, Lauren, I'll give you a hand up to your room. Come on.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03I'm fine, I can walk thank you very much.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04Wait, my bag, my bag.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07- This must be a proud moment for you. - Lauren, come on.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12- Leave it, I'll deal with in in the morning.- Sorry, you can talk.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14I mean, last time I looked she was your daughter and all.
0:27:14 > 0:27:19You're a joke. You know that? You want another kid. You can't even look after the ones you've got.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23I'm so sorry. I couldn't get away.
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