0:00:31 > 0:00:33PHONE RINGS
0:00:37 > 0:00:39- Now is not a good time. - Babe, I need to see you...
0:00:39 > 0:00:41That's a great motor, yeah. Take it for a spin.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43You won't be disappointed.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45All right, see you then. Bye.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Clocking on already?
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Well, money never sleeps, does it?
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Not even 40 winks.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53You know what they say. All work and no play makes Max...
0:00:53 > 0:00:55A rich man.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57See you later.
0:01:04 > 0:01:09Oscar's hidden the remote again, has he? You're a right little Houdini! Come here.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12- The keys for the salon, actually. Can't find them anywhere. - Is that right?
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Cor! Your mum!
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Honestly, eh? Doesn't know when it's under her nose sometimes.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Thank you.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Everything all right?
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Yeah. Oscar and me are having a little morning off, aren't we?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27We're going to eat some ice cream, go to the park for a kickabout.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Eat even more ice cream.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Things couldn't be better, could they, eh?
0:01:31 > 0:01:36- No.- Right. Come on, Abs! Shake a leg, it's quarter past!
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Keep it down. My head is banging.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40I'm not surprised, state you were in last night.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- You're 17!- Steady on, Tan.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44And you can forget about that trip to Ayia Napa.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48- What?- You know what.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Like it's any of your business whether I'm on the pill or not.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57I don't keep things from your mum. That's not how we operate, is it?
0:01:57 > 0:01:58She's had enough of that from your old man.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Oi, cloth ears! That's three nights you owe me.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06I heard you the first time.
0:02:14 > 0:02:19How much?! What, per square foot? Right, cheers.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24SCREAMS
0:02:24 > 0:02:25What are you doing?!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28I'm helping you out. I mean, being that hot must be illegal.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Moron!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Why aren't you dressed and ready for school?- I'm not feeling well.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Right, well, it is the last day of school, I suppose.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50And you. You are not to go anywhere, do you understand?
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- It's my turn to open the stall. - Well, that's just tough, innit?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56You watch her like a hawk.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Honestly, right, Tyler thinks he's God's gift.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Lucky Jules weren't there.- Well lucky. He'd have filled him in.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06He is such a gent.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Men like ours are hard to find, Jode.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10I'm teaching Jules how to foot-massage.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13I don't even have to tell Darren my pizza toppings any more.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15It's a two-way street, though.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17It is a two-way street. I said to Darren,
0:03:17 > 0:03:19romance is like a tandem.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- A tandem?- A tandem, Poppy. It's more fun if you both pedal.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Mum and Max are always doing little things for each other.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27It's the little things, right, Mum?
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Going to be late.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34So anyway, did I tell you what he did when I was walking down?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37You could have dropped them pills anywhere. No point in 'fessing up.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- I know my husband. - What do you want to do, call the whole thing off?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Just say the word.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- Thank you.- Coffee, please.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46That's not what I'm saying, is it?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49It's just, I can't talk to anyone else about it.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51We can always talk at the flat.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- My appointment book's heaving. - You know, we ain't christened the shower yet.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Half-twelve. Tube station.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08How much? What, for an hour? No, thanks!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- Delicious.- I only clear the plates.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Carol, I'm having a get-together tonight.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Nothing formal.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Raise a glass to see us off.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Sorry. I got kids to look after.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Ricky's in Dubai. But then Liam would have told you all about that.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Here, Carol, is Tiff free later?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33I'm having a little birthday bash for Bobby.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Yeah, yeah, I'll bring her over. Thanks.- Oh, great.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36I needed to bolster the numbers.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Here, Mo, have you got any idea how much they want to hire a clown for the afternoon?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Dunno.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Max, how much do you pay Darren these days?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47It's a joke, 150 big ones. Daylight robbery.
0:04:47 > 0:04:52- Ian! Sorry, Meant to drop this off yesterday. It's just a little present and card for Bobby.- Thanks.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Presents are a bit thin on the ground this year.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Are they? Well, make sure you make a fuss of him.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59That's all they want, really.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02I promised him a party, but I don't know what eight-year-olds are into.
0:05:02 > 0:05:07I can do you the complete package. All stress-free for £100.
0:05:07 > 0:05:13- Where are you going to rustle up a birthday party out of thin air? - I ain't. But I know a man who can.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I'm making a bacon sarnie, you want one?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Are you trying to make me hurl?
0:05:29 > 0:05:33No-one forced vodka down your neck, Lauren. It was your own decision.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35You just have to live with it.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- What is it with you and this phone? - Hey!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Just face it, Abi, Jay ain't going to call!
0:05:39 > 0:05:42He's probably lost interest.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45For your information Lauren, I dumped him.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56You all right?
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Come here.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31All right, Rat Face? Mad Dog in?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41OPERA MUSIC PLAYS QUIETLY
0:06:51 > 0:06:55I'm after a complete birthday party experience.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56How much?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58£50.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Rat Face!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Dig out them disco lights.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Fat Elvis let you down?
0:07:07 > 0:07:11- He's on holiday. - Anywhere nice?- Wandsworth.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Six months, credit card fraud.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16MUSIC RISES
0:07:16 > 0:07:21Turn it down! Do you want the council poking their nose in?
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Got some counterfeit vodka. Could light your barbecue with it.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32- Slip it in the punch, they'll never know.- It ain't a knees-up.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34It's for an eight-year-old.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36I got just the thing.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- Nice drop, that one. - Yeah, it's Greg's favourite.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45- I remember, we used to drink enough of them at the book club to sink the Ark Royal.- We did.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Great minds think alike.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51The Merlot. I'm treating Max to lunch. Thought I'd go the whole hog.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Sorry, I think I've got the last one here.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- Ah, well, never mind. - You know what, you have it.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02- Really?- Yeah. Greg's more of a lager man anyway.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Max, it's me, when you get this, give me a call.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12We're going to have to cancel.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Mum, how come you ain't at the salon?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Dumb and dumber are tearing their hair out.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17What part of "grounded" don't you understand?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21I came to see you!
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Yeah, all right. Every time you open your mouth, it's another lie.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Yeah?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Must be in the genes.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Where did you...?
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Come with me.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Abs, will you just give us a minute, please?- Fine.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Just pretend that I'm not here.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Does Greg know?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Lauren!
0:08:57 > 0:09:01Relax. I told him they were mine.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Thank you. Thank you.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- He thinks you're trying for a baby, Mum!- I'm just...
0:09:08 > 0:09:10I'm just trying to buy myself time.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13You can't just rush into a decision like this. Not at my age.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Rush into what?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Marriage is a minefield, Lauren.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19You get pregnant. Everything changes.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- A bloke looks elsewhere... - What? Like you did?
0:09:21 > 0:09:24I told you. What happened with me and your dad -
0:09:24 > 0:09:28it was a mistake, all right? It was a stupid mistake and it's just, it's in the past now.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32- I don't get it. Greg worships the ground you walk on.- I know that.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Yeah, and you keep lying to his face.- It's not a "no", all right.
0:09:35 > 0:09:40- It's just a "not yet". - I don't believe you. You're making a mug of him. Again!- Fine!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42You're so cocksure, Lauren. You go and tell him.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Go and make his life a misery.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48- You're doing that all on your own, Mum.- Life does not fit into neat little boxes, Lauren.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55I don't want to hurt him, all right?
0:09:55 > 0:09:59That's the last thing I want to do.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01You sound like dad, you know that?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08I know that I've brought you up to tell the truth.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12You and Abs. To be open and honest.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Cos most of the time that is the right way.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Most of the time.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- You do love him, don't you?- Who?
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Greg! Who did you think I meant?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34I married him, didn't I? I mean, of course.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Greg is kind. He's reliable.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39He's considerate.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40He thinks the world of you three.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44What more do you want, Mum?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49I just want to take things at my own pace, Lauren.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51You understand that, don't you?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Fine. Whatever.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57I'll see you later, yeah?
0:10:59 > 0:11:04- You're still grounded.- I think this makes us quits, don't you?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- Oh, hi.- Hiya. You all right?
0:11:12 > 0:11:16- You smell nice.- Thank you. Yeah, I just had a quick shower.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Air conditioning's bust. It's like a sauna in that office.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21You saved me a phone call. It should be nearly ready.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23What's that?
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Ta-da.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36- The very man. You could quite possibly save my life.- What's up?
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Fuse box has gone. They can't get anybody out till five...
0:11:39 > 0:11:43I can't, sorry. It's a legal thing. Qualified sparkies only.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47- What?- Ian, why don't you have the party over at the B&B, if you like?
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- You sure?- Well, I'd have to change my plans but...
0:11:50 > 0:11:55- Oh, that is fantast... - Oh, ye of little faith!
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Ta-da!
0:11:57 > 0:12:02D'you know what, I never thought I'd say this - Mo Harris, you are a superstar. That's brill!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Where on earth did you get it?
0:12:04 > 0:12:08Walford Town Football Club mothballed the mascot after he punched the ref.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Might not fit you, though.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20- That didn't even touch the sides. - Cos it was so good.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21I hope you're in the mood for dessert.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Babe, I can't. Got an auction, ain't I? Plaistow, two o'clock.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Another one?- Well, the new regs are coming out in September,
0:12:28 > 0:12:30the leasing company's flogging the old stock.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33We never spend any time together any more. It's like I'm invisible.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37- Things are going to calm down. I promise.- When?- I don't know, V. Soon.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Maybe we could go away. Warm up for the honeymoon.
0:12:39 > 0:12:40What do you want me to do?
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Take a couple of bunches off the money tree?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45You were claiming you were Rockefeller this morning.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49All right, Tan.
0:12:51 > 0:12:57Yeah, I just wanted a quick word about Lauren.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Right, what's she been up to?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01I don't know why she don't just move back in.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- Cut out the middle man.- Sorry?
0:13:03 > 0:13:07Lauren's never going to respect you if you come running back to Max every five minutes.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09D'you know what? We can do this later.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Tan...
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- So why did you go and say that? - What?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20I'm always last in the queue.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- You wonder why with a gob like that. - Excuse me!
0:13:28 > 0:13:30You realise you're a traitor to the sisterhood.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Oh, will you give him a break?
0:13:32 > 0:13:33It's hard being a single parent.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Yeah, and who's fault is that?
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Jane was a friend of yours, in case you forgot.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39And Jane will understand.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Look, I...
0:13:41 > 0:13:46I just want Bobby to have a really lovely birthday.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48I've always had a soft spot for him.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49He's cute.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53Um... Where shall I put these?
0:13:53 > 0:13:54You want me to answer that?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Give 'em here.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Ta. Go careful.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05What is this?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Well, I thought they could play pass-the-parcel.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12How are they supposed to get into that? Blowtorch?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Jane was so good at this stuff.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20Oh, darling, look, I'm sure I've got some Christmas stuff upstairs.
0:14:20 > 0:14:25- I don't know how to thank you for all this.- Well, you can just buy us lunch in the Vic sometime.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Preferably when Jean's not around.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30I think I can stretch to that.
0:15:35 > 0:15:40- I don't think so. No, cancer's not on my list of things to do. - All right! All right.
0:15:40 > 0:15:45Rainie, what have I said to you about smoking in the house?
0:15:45 > 0:15:49Look at the state of it. Abi. Abi, what do you think you're wearing?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51- Oh, right, so you notice me now. - Is that my top?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53I would've asked, it's just that you're never around.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Jay might like it, but I'm not happy with you going out dressed like some tart.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58All right, leave off her.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00- Don't you speak to me like that. - Or what exactly?
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Just give 'em a break, will ya? They're sensible girls.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06- Abi's careful, ain't you? - What do you mean "careful"?
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Abi?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15We didn't do anything, all right?
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Jay and I broke up. The packet's not even opened. You can check if you like.
0:16:19 > 0:16:24- Right, so you knew my daughter was buying condoms and you never told me? - She didn't buy them!
0:16:27 > 0:16:31I weren't happy about it. Course I weren't. But she needs to be safe.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32So you're giving my daughter sexual advice now, are you?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34- It's not like you're around for them.- What?
0:16:34 > 0:16:39What with your business and Greg and all that. These two need you, Tan.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42All right, I know I'm not perfect, Rai, but I try.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44I try really hard. I'm a mum.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47I'm a wife. I run a business. A very successful business, actually.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49What have you ever achieved, eh?
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Mum...- Nothing. Nothing. Cos you're weak. You're weak, Rainie.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54You will never amount to anything.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57I'm just trying to help.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59You're nothing but a sponge, Rainie.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01You're a leech. Maybe they should give you a certificate for that.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12Oi, you! I saw you.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14You hit jackpot with that dealer the other night.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17So?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21You want a freebie, is that it?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26I mean it. Clear off.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34What happened to the auction? Did she cancel?
0:17:37 > 0:17:40- Sorry? - Who are HVB Property Services?
0:17:45 > 0:17:48It's none of your business. It's my account.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49- It's not yours.- No wonder we can't afford a holiday
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- when you've got some dolly bird shacked up.- I ain't even going to grace that with an answer.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- What am I supposed to think? You haven't touched me in weeks.- Hi!
0:17:57 > 0:18:03- Oh-oh. Domestic alert. - Is everything all right? - No, not really.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Your mum thinks I'm having an affair.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09- Well, how else do you explain the rent?- Cos it ain't rent.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- Now I'm confused.- Well, it wouldn't be the first time.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15My mate Johnny owns the property company.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17He's had to sell the family silver just to stay afloat.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19What's that got to do with anything?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Who are you - Cagney and Lacey?
0:18:21 > 0:18:23He sold me his motor. Reported it nicked
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- so he could claim on the insurance. - So you're dealing in bent cars now.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27It's a one-off.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30All I'm doing is sticking the payments through his books
0:18:30 > 0:18:32so his insurance company don't smell a rat.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35All that for a friend?
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Now, that's what I call loyalty.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Well, you know... you try telling her that.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45CHILDREN SHOUT
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Here you are.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02- Your sister seems to be thawing out a bit.- Oh, ignore her.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04She don't like big surprises.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Quite partial to surprises.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Always keen to try new experiences.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Come on, then. Listen up! Listen up! Who's for musical chairs?
0:19:15 > 0:19:16CHILDREN SCREAM
0:19:16 > 0:19:19If it was up to me, I'd just kick her out.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23It's about time Rainie stood on her own two feet.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27That doesn't change the fact that she's right, does it?
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Babe, she's just pushing your buttons.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32She's a wind-up merchant, ain't she?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37I should go.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Why?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42You know, Vanessa's at the salon with Jodie.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45She's going to be ages.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49We got the whole place to ourselves.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55I can't, Max. I can't do this any more.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57What do you mean you can't? What are you saying?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59It's just it's this lying.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Constantly. It's bad enough Greg and Vanessa.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05- But these are our children.- Yeah, and we're there for 'em. Always.
0:20:06 > 0:20:11But Tan, the kids are going to grow up, aren't they? College. Husbands.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14They're going to fly the nest. Gone.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17And then what?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20- I can't think about that right now. - You should.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Who do you want keeping you warm? Me or him?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Isn't this what you want for the rest of your days?
0:20:59 > 0:21:02What are you doing? Get off!
0:21:02 > 0:21:06Get off! Help! Help! Help! Help!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- BANG! - Oi!
0:21:12 > 0:21:15You all right, love? You all right?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Come on, can you get up?
0:21:25 > 0:21:29# Happy birthday to you. #
0:21:29 > 0:21:31CHEERING
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Go on, then, make a wish.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36I wish Mum was coming home.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Make another wish, mate.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Come on!
0:21:43 > 0:21:47- Come on Bobby, blow. Come on! - Blow! Blow! That's it.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48CHEERING
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Poor kid. It's hard enough at our age.
0:21:52 > 0:21:57You know what they say. Life's for the living. You just gotta know when to move on.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Yeah, but it's not that easy, is it?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Taking the plunge.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04I will if you will.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07You know, if you asked me a year ago if I'd be where I am now,
0:22:07 > 0:22:10then you could've knocked me down with a feather.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Exactly. Sometimes you just can't see what's
0:22:13 > 0:22:15in front of your face, can you?
0:22:16 > 0:22:20- What are you doing? - Well... I thought...
0:22:20 > 0:22:24No. No! Time to go home everybody. Come on, go and get your party bags.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28In there. That's it. Come on! Time to go home!
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Chop chop. Lovely.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Off you go.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Party's over.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41It was fun. It's like old times, innit?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Our marital bed.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47Yeah, I don't think much to the wallpaper, actually.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50That's because you've always had impeccable taste.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57PHONE RINGS
0:23:04 > 0:23:05It's V.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Go on, then.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Hello.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19Well, I'm with Jack, why?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26All right, well, stay there. I'll be right over.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Max?
0:23:37 > 0:23:38Oi...
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- There you are, darling.- Thank you.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Are you all right? What happened?
0:23:46 > 0:23:50- Some lowlife stole her handbag. - Can I please just go home now?
0:23:50 > 0:23:53No, no. You're not going anywhere till this is fixed.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Your round.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Last of the big spenders, eh?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Just don't tell the tax man.
0:24:03 > 0:24:04Or the council.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08I ain't paid a penny in rent on that lock-up since day one.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12What happened, babe? Are you all right?
0:24:14 > 0:24:18- OK? I'll take over now, cheers, mate.- All right, thanks.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22- Thank you.- It's a pleasure.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23Are you all right?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25I called you five times.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27My phone, it was on silent.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32Jack, he'd been to see Ronnie. He wanted to off-load.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33It don't matter.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35All that matters is you.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Come on, let's go home.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47And I was told this was a nice neighbourhood.
0:24:47 > 0:24:52- Not met Mad Dog, then? - Dodgy, is he?
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Mo's hardly the greatest referee.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Anyone who squats in a lock-up, you know, is not exactly Mother Teresa.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Is that right?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04One phone call to the council and he'd be out, I expect.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07And you're telling me this because...?
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Just making conversation. I don't know why you're smiling at me for.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13You're still in the doghouse as far as I'm concerned.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17All I did was lend Liam a friendly ear. Is that a crime?
0:25:17 > 0:25:20- I just want an apology.- Yeah?
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Snap.
0:25:29 > 0:25:30How's your head?
0:25:30 > 0:25:33I should thank him.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Knocked some sense into me.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Sorry for doubting you.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Don't matter.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49All matters is that you're OK.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Do you fancy an early night?
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Your the one that's supposed to have a headache, aren't you?
0:26:09 > 0:26:11I'll run you a bath.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Oi.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50What? What do you want?
0:26:50 > 0:26:53- Well? - Do I have to spell it out to you?
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Hurry up, bath's getting cold.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Do you want a cup of tea?
0:27:18 > 0:27:21V, do you want a cup of tea?
0:27:27 > 0:27:28We need to talk.
0:27:28 > 0:27:33- Um...- About Max.- Why?
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Why do you think?
0:27:37 > 0:27:39You better come through.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45What's happened to your face?
0:27:45 > 0:27:48Oh, I got mugged. But it's fine.
0:27:48 > 0:27:53Listen. Given the choice, you're probably the last person I'd come to talk to about this,
0:27:53 > 0:27:56but I know you've been through it too.
0:28:00 > 0:28:01Max is cheating on me.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07Found this in the lounge.
0:28:07 > 0:28:11It's not my colour. Or Jodie's.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14- There it is!- What, it's yours?
0:28:14 > 0:28:17Yes! Yeah. Well, it WAS mine till Lauren pinched it.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Honestly, I have to nail things down in this house.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25You've obviously got the wrong end of the stick.
0:28:26 > 0:28:30- You sound like Max.- Do I?
0:28:30 > 0:28:31Did he do that to you?
0:28:33 > 0:28:35Make you feel like you're going mad?
0:28:35 > 0:28:37It's not me, is it?
0:28:37 > 0:28:40Please tell me it's not just me.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42Maybe... Maybe sometimes.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44I swore I wouldn't do this.
0:28:46 > 0:28:50Vanessa, listen to me. He's not cheating on you.
0:28:50 > 0:28:54- You sound so sure. - The bloke's been asking me about ideas for the wedding.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56Talk about insensitive.
0:28:56 > 0:28:58Max?
0:28:58 > 0:29:02Yeah, if he'd have put as much effort into our marriage
0:29:02 > 0:29:07as he has into thinking about your big day,
0:29:07 > 0:29:10then we wouldn't be stood here now.
0:29:12 > 0:29:15I'm so sorry.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18It's just...Harry.
0:29:18 > 0:29:22Once bitten, and all that.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24Yeah, I know.
0:29:25 > 0:29:28You got nothing to worry about.
0:29:29 > 0:29:30Thank you.
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