22/07/2011

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0:00:31 > 0:00:33PHONE RINGS

0:00:37 > 0:00:39- Now is not a good time. - Babe, I need to see you...

0:00:39 > 0:00:41That's a great motor, yeah. Take it for a spin.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43You won't be disappointed.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45All right, see you then. Bye.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Clocking on already?

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Well, money never sleeps, does it?

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Not even 40 winks.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53You know what they say. All work and no play makes Max...

0:00:53 > 0:00:55A rich man.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57See you later.

0:01:04 > 0:01:09Oscar's hidden the remote again, has he? You're a right little Houdini! Come here.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12- The keys for the salon, actually. Can't find them anywhere. - Is that right?

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Cor! Your mum!

0:01:14 > 0:01:18Honestly, eh? Doesn't know when it's under her nose sometimes.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19Thank you.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Everything all right?

0:01:21 > 0:01:25Yeah. Oscar and me are having a little morning off, aren't we?

0:01:25 > 0:01:27We're going to eat some ice cream, go to the park for a kickabout.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Eat even more ice cream.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Things couldn't be better, could they, eh?

0:01:31 > 0:01:36- No.- Right. Come on, Abs! Shake a leg, it's quarter past!

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Keep it down. My head is banging.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40I'm not surprised, state you were in last night.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42- You're 17!- Steady on, Tan.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44And you can forget about that trip to Ayia Napa.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48- What?- You know what.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Like it's any of your business whether I'm on the pill or not.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57I don't keep things from your mum. That's not how we operate, is it?

0:01:57 > 0:01:58She's had enough of that from your old man.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Oi, cloth ears! That's three nights you owe me.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06I heard you the first time.

0:02:14 > 0:02:19How much?! What, per square foot? Right, cheers.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24SCREAMS

0:02:24 > 0:02:25What are you doing?!

0:02:25 > 0:02:28I'm helping you out. I mean, being that hot must be illegal.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Moron!

0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Why aren't you dressed and ready for school?- I'm not feeling well.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Right, well, it is the last day of school, I suppose.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50And you. You are not to go anywhere, do you understand?

0:02:50 > 0:02:54- It's my turn to open the stall. - Well, that's just tough, innit?

0:02:54 > 0:02:56You watch her like a hawk.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Honestly, right, Tyler thinks he's God's gift.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Lucky Jules weren't there.- Well lucky. He'd have filled him in.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06He is such a gent.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Men like ours are hard to find, Jode.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10I'm teaching Jules how to foot-massage.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13I don't even have to tell Darren my pizza toppings any more.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15It's a two-way street, though.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17It is a two-way street. I said to Darren,

0:03:17 > 0:03:19romance is like a tandem.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- A tandem?- A tandem, Poppy. It's more fun if you both pedal.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Mum and Max are always doing little things for each other.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27It's the little things, right, Mum?

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Going to be late.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34So anyway, did I tell you what he did when I was walking down?

0:03:34 > 0:03:37You could have dropped them pills anywhere. No point in 'fessing up.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40- I know my husband. - What do you want to do, call the whole thing off?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Just say the word.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44- Thank you.- Coffee, please.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46That's not what I'm saying, is it?

0:03:46 > 0:03:49It's just, I can't talk to anyone else about it.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51We can always talk at the flat.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57- My appointment book's heaving. - You know, we ain't christened the shower yet.

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Half-twelve. Tube station.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08How much? What, for an hour? No, thanks!

0:04:11 > 0:04:13- Delicious.- I only clear the plates.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19Carol, I'm having a get-together tonight.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Nothing formal.

0:04:21 > 0:04:22Raise a glass to see us off.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Sorry. I got kids to look after.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Ricky's in Dubai. But then Liam would have told you all about that.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Here, Carol, is Tiff free later?

0:04:30 > 0:04:33I'm having a little birthday bash for Bobby.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Yeah, yeah, I'll bring her over. Thanks.- Oh, great.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36I needed to bolster the numbers.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Here, Mo, have you got any idea how much they want to hire a clown for the afternoon?

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Dunno.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Max, how much do you pay Darren these days?

0:04:44 > 0:04:47It's a joke, 150 big ones. Daylight robbery.

0:04:47 > 0:04:52- Ian! Sorry, Meant to drop this off yesterday. It's just a little present and card for Bobby.- Thanks.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Presents are a bit thin on the ground this year.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Are they? Well, make sure you make a fuss of him.

0:04:58 > 0:04:59That's all they want, really.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02I promised him a party, but I don't know what eight-year-olds are into.

0:05:02 > 0:05:07I can do you the complete package. All stress-free for £100.

0:05:07 > 0:05:13- Where are you going to rustle up a birthday party out of thin air? - I ain't. But I know a man who can.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26I'm making a bacon sarnie, you want one?

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Are you trying to make me hurl?

0:05:29 > 0:05:33No-one forced vodka down your neck, Lauren. It was your own decision.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35You just have to live with it.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37- What is it with you and this phone? - Hey!

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Just face it, Abi, Jay ain't going to call!

0:05:39 > 0:05:42He's probably lost interest.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45For your information Lauren, I dumped him.

0:05:55 > 0:05:56You all right?

0:06:01 > 0:06:02Come here.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31All right, Rat Face? Mad Dog in?

0:06:38 > 0:06:41OPERA MUSIC PLAYS QUIETLY

0:06:51 > 0:06:55I'm after a complete birthday party experience.

0:06:55 > 0:06:56How much?

0:06:56 > 0:06:58£50.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Rat Face!

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Dig out them disco lights.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Fat Elvis let you down?

0:07:07 > 0:07:11- He's on holiday. - Anywhere nice?- Wandsworth.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Six months, credit card fraud.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16MUSIC RISES

0:07:16 > 0:07:21Turn it down! Do you want the council poking their nose in?

0:07:24 > 0:07:28Got some counterfeit vodka. Could light your barbecue with it.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32- Slip it in the punch, they'll never know.- It ain't a knees-up.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34It's for an eight-year-old.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36I got just the thing.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41- Nice drop, that one. - Yeah, it's Greg's favourite.

0:07:41 > 0:07:45- I remember, we used to drink enough of them at the book club to sink the Ark Royal.- We did.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Great minds think alike.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51The Merlot. I'm treating Max to lunch. Thought I'd go the whole hog.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Sorry, I think I've got the last one here.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58- Ah, well, never mind. - You know what, you have it.

0:07:58 > 0:08:02- Really?- Yeah. Greg's more of a lager man anyway.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Max, it's me, when you get this, give me a call.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12We're going to have to cancel.

0:08:12 > 0:08:13Mum, how come you ain't at the salon?

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Dumb and dumber are tearing their hair out.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17What part of "grounded" don't you understand?

0:08:19 > 0:08:21I came to see you!

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Yeah, all right. Every time you open your mouth, it's another lie.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Yeah?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Must be in the genes.

0:08:29 > 0:08:30Where did you...?

0:08:31 > 0:08:32Come with me.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Abs, will you just give us a minute, please?- Fine.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Just pretend that I'm not here.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53Does Greg know?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Lauren!

0:08:57 > 0:09:01Relax. I told him they were mine.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Thank you. Thank you.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08- He thinks you're trying for a baby, Mum!- I'm just...

0:09:08 > 0:09:10I'm just trying to buy myself time.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13You can't just rush into a decision like this. Not at my age.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Rush into what?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Marriage is a minefield, Lauren.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19You get pregnant. Everything changes.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21- A bloke looks elsewhere... - What? Like you did?

0:09:21 > 0:09:24I told you. What happened with me and your dad -

0:09:24 > 0:09:28it was a mistake, all right? It was a stupid mistake and it's just, it's in the past now.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32- I don't get it. Greg worships the ground you walk on.- I know that.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Yeah, and you keep lying to his face.- It's not a "no", all right.

0:09:35 > 0:09:40- It's just a "not yet". - I don't believe you. You're making a mug of him. Again!- Fine!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42You're so cocksure, Lauren. You go and tell him.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Go and make his life a misery.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48- You're doing that all on your own, Mum.- Life does not fit into neat little boxes, Lauren.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55I don't want to hurt him, all right?

0:09:55 > 0:09:59That's the last thing I want to do.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01You sound like dad, you know that?

0:10:05 > 0:10:08I know that I've brought you up to tell the truth.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12You and Abs. To be open and honest.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Cos most of the time that is the right way.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Most of the time.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26- You do love him, don't you?- Who?

0:10:28 > 0:10:29Greg! Who did you think I meant?

0:10:31 > 0:10:34I married him, didn't I? I mean, of course.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Greg is kind. He's reliable.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39He's considerate.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40He thinks the world of you three.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44What more do you want, Mum?

0:10:46 > 0:10:49I just want to take things at my own pace, Lauren.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51You understand that, don't you?

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Fine. Whatever.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57I'll see you later, yeah?

0:10:59 > 0:11:04- You're still grounded.- I think this makes us quits, don't you?

0:11:10 > 0:11:12- Oh, hi.- Hiya. You all right?

0:11:12 > 0:11:16- You smell nice.- Thank you. Yeah, I just had a quick shower.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Air conditioning's bust. It's like a sauna in that office.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21You saved me a phone call. It should be nearly ready.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23What's that?

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Ta-da.

0:11:32 > 0:11:36- The very man. You could quite possibly save my life.- What's up?

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Fuse box has gone. They can't get anybody out till five...

0:11:39 > 0:11:43I can't, sorry. It's a legal thing. Qualified sparkies only.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47- What?- Ian, why don't you have the party over at the B&B, if you like?

0:11:47 > 0:11:50- You sure?- Well, I'd have to change my plans but...

0:11:50 > 0:11:55- Oh, that is fantast... - Oh, ye of little faith!

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Ta-da!

0:11:57 > 0:12:02D'you know what, I never thought I'd say this - Mo Harris, you are a superstar. That's brill!

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Where on earth did you get it?

0:12:04 > 0:12:08Walford Town Football Club mothballed the mascot after he punched the ref.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Might not fit you, though.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20- That didn't even touch the sides. - Cos it was so good.

0:12:20 > 0:12:21I hope you're in the mood for dessert.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25Babe, I can't. Got an auction, ain't I? Plaistow, two o'clock.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Another one?- Well, the new regs are coming out in September,

0:12:28 > 0:12:30the leasing company's flogging the old stock.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33We never spend any time together any more. It's like I'm invisible.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37- Things are going to calm down. I promise.- When?- I don't know, V. Soon.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Maybe we could go away. Warm up for the honeymoon.

0:12:39 > 0:12:40What do you want me to do?

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Take a couple of bunches off the money tree?

0:12:43 > 0:12:45You were claiming you were Rockefeller this morning.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49All right, Tan.

0:12:51 > 0:12:57Yeah, I just wanted a quick word about Lauren.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Right, what's she been up to?

0:12:59 > 0:13:01I don't know why she don't just move back in.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03- Cut out the middle man.- Sorry?

0:13:03 > 0:13:07Lauren's never going to respect you if you come running back to Max every five minutes.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09D'you know what? We can do this later.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Tan...

0:13:16 > 0:13:18- So why did you go and say that? - What?

0:13:18 > 0:13:20I'm always last in the queue.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- You wonder why with a gob like that. - Excuse me!

0:13:28 > 0:13:30You realise you're a traitor to the sisterhood.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Oh, will you give him a break?

0:13:32 > 0:13:33It's hard being a single parent.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Yeah, and who's fault is that?

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Jane was a friend of yours, in case you forgot.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39And Jane will understand.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Look, I...

0:13:41 > 0:13:46I just want Bobby to have a really lovely birthday.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48I've always had a soft spot for him.

0:13:48 > 0:13:49He's cute.

0:13:49 > 0:13:53Um... Where shall I put these?

0:13:53 > 0:13:54You want me to answer that?

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Give 'em here.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Ta. Go careful.

0:14:04 > 0:14:05What is this?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Well, I thought they could play pass-the-parcel.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12How are they supposed to get into that? Blowtorch?

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Jane was so good at this stuff.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20Oh, darling, look, I'm sure I've got some Christmas stuff upstairs.

0:14:20 > 0:14:25- I don't know how to thank you for all this.- Well, you can just buy us lunch in the Vic sometime.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Preferably when Jean's not around.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30I think I can stretch to that.

0:15:35 > 0:15:40- I don't think so. No, cancer's not on my list of things to do. - All right! All right.

0:15:40 > 0:15:45Rainie, what have I said to you about smoking in the house?

0:15:45 > 0:15:49Look at the state of it. Abi. Abi, what do you think you're wearing?

0:15:49 > 0:15:51- Oh, right, so you notice me now. - Is that my top?

0:15:51 > 0:15:53I would've asked, it's just that you're never around.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Jay might like it, but I'm not happy with you going out dressed like some tart.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58All right, leave off her.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00- Don't you speak to me like that. - Or what exactly?

0:16:00 > 0:16:04Just give 'em a break, will ya? They're sensible girls.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06- Abi's careful, ain't you? - What do you mean "careful"?

0:16:09 > 0:16:10Abi?

0:16:13 > 0:16:15We didn't do anything, all right?

0:16:15 > 0:16:19Jay and I broke up. The packet's not even opened. You can check if you like.

0:16:19 > 0:16:24- Right, so you knew my daughter was buying condoms and you never told me? - She didn't buy them!

0:16:27 > 0:16:31I weren't happy about it. Course I weren't. But she needs to be safe.

0:16:31 > 0:16:32So you're giving my daughter sexual advice now, are you?

0:16:32 > 0:16:34- It's not like you're around for them.- What?

0:16:34 > 0:16:39What with your business and Greg and all that. These two need you, Tan.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42All right, I know I'm not perfect, Rai, but I try.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44I try really hard. I'm a mum.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47I'm a wife. I run a business. A very successful business, actually.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49What have you ever achieved, eh?

0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Mum...- Nothing. Nothing. Cos you're weak. You're weak, Rainie.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54You will never amount to anything.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57I'm just trying to help.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59You're nothing but a sponge, Rainie.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01You're a leech. Maybe they should give you a certificate for that.

0:17:08 > 0:17:12Oi, you! I saw you.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14You hit jackpot with that dealer the other night.

0:17:16 > 0:17:17So?

0:17:19 > 0:17:21You want a freebie, is that it?

0:17:24 > 0:17:26I mean it. Clear off.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34What happened to the auction? Did she cancel?

0:17:37 > 0:17:40- Sorry? - Who are HVB Property Services?

0:17:45 > 0:17:48It's none of your business. It's my account.

0:17:48 > 0:17:49- It's not yours.- No wonder we can't afford a holiday

0:17:49 > 0:17:53- when you've got some dolly bird shacked up.- I ain't even going to grace that with an answer.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57- What am I supposed to think? You haven't touched me in weeks.- Hi!

0:17:57 > 0:18:03- Oh-oh. Domestic alert. - Is everything all right? - No, not really.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Your mum thinks I'm having an affair.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09- Well, how else do you explain the rent?- Cos it ain't rent.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12- Now I'm confused.- Well, it wouldn't be the first time.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15My mate Johnny owns the property company.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17He's had to sell the family silver just to stay afloat.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19What's that got to do with anything?

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Who are you - Cagney and Lacey?

0:18:21 > 0:18:23He sold me his motor. Reported it nicked

0:18:23 > 0:18:26- so he could claim on the insurance. - So you're dealing in bent cars now.

0:18:26 > 0:18:27It's a one-off.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30All I'm doing is sticking the payments through his books

0:18:30 > 0:18:32so his insurance company don't smell a rat.

0:18:34 > 0:18:35All that for a friend?

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Now, that's what I call loyalty.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Well, you know... you try telling her that.

0:18:44 > 0:18:45CHILDREN SHOUT

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Here you are.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02- Your sister seems to be thawing out a bit.- Oh, ignore her.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04She don't like big surprises.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Quite partial to surprises.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Always keen to try new experiences.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15Come on, then. Listen up! Listen up! Who's for musical chairs?

0:19:15 > 0:19:16CHILDREN SCREAM

0:19:16 > 0:19:19If it was up to me, I'd just kick her out.

0:19:19 > 0:19:23It's about time Rainie stood on her own two feet.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27That doesn't change the fact that she's right, does it?

0:19:27 > 0:19:30Babe, she's just pushing your buttons.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32She's a wind-up merchant, ain't she?

0:19:35 > 0:19:37I should go.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Why?

0:19:40 > 0:19:42You know, Vanessa's at the salon with Jodie.

0:19:44 > 0:19:45She's going to be ages.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49We got the whole place to ourselves.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55I can't, Max. I can't do this any more.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57What do you mean you can't? What are you saying?

0:19:57 > 0:19:59It's just it's this lying.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Constantly. It's bad enough Greg and Vanessa.

0:20:01 > 0:20:05- But these are our children.- Yeah, and we're there for 'em. Always.

0:20:06 > 0:20:11But Tan, the kids are going to grow up, aren't they? College. Husbands.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14They're going to fly the nest. Gone.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17And then what?

0:20:18 > 0:20:20- I can't think about that right now. - You should.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Who do you want keeping you warm? Me or him?

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Isn't this what you want for the rest of your days?

0:20:59 > 0:21:02What are you doing? Get off!

0:21:02 > 0:21:06Get off! Help! Help! Help! Help!

0:21:06 > 0:21:08- BANG! - Oi!

0:21:12 > 0:21:15You all right, love? You all right?

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Come on, can you get up?

0:21:25 > 0:21:29# Happy birthday to you. #

0:21:29 > 0:21:31CHEERING

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Go on, then, make a wish.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36I wish Mum was coming home.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Make another wish, mate.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Come on!

0:21:43 > 0:21:47- Come on Bobby, blow. Come on! - Blow! Blow! That's it.

0:21:47 > 0:21:48CHEERING

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Poor kid. It's hard enough at our age.

0:21:52 > 0:21:57You know what they say. Life's for the living. You just gotta know when to move on.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Yeah, but it's not that easy, is it?

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Taking the plunge.

0:22:03 > 0:22:04I will if you will.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07You know, if you asked me a year ago if I'd be where I am now,

0:22:07 > 0:22:10then you could've knocked me down with a feather.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Exactly. Sometimes you just can't see what's

0:22:13 > 0:22:15in front of your face, can you?

0:22:16 > 0:22:20- What are you doing? - Well... I thought...

0:22:20 > 0:22:24No. No! Time to go home everybody. Come on, go and get your party bags.

0:22:24 > 0:22:28In there. That's it. Come on! Time to go home!

0:22:28 > 0:22:30Chop chop. Lovely.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Off you go.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34Party's over.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41It was fun. It's like old times, innit?

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Our marital bed.

0:22:43 > 0:22:47Yeah, I don't think much to the wallpaper, actually.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50That's because you've always had impeccable taste.

0:22:53 > 0:22:57PHONE RINGS

0:23:04 > 0:23:05It's V.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Go on, then.

0:23:15 > 0:23:16Hello.

0:23:18 > 0:23:19Well, I'm with Jack, why?

0:23:24 > 0:23:26All right, well, stay there. I'll be right over.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Max?

0:23:37 > 0:23:38Oi...

0:23:42 > 0:23:44- There you are, darling.- Thank you.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Are you all right? What happened?

0:23:46 > 0:23:50- Some lowlife stole her handbag. - Can I please just go home now?

0:23:50 > 0:23:53No, no. You're not going anywhere till this is fixed.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Your round.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Last of the big spenders, eh?

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Just don't tell the tax man.

0:24:03 > 0:24:04Or the council.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08I ain't paid a penny in rent on that lock-up since day one.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12What happened, babe? Are you all right?

0:24:14 > 0:24:18- OK? I'll take over now, cheers, mate.- All right, thanks.

0:24:18 > 0:24:22- Thank you.- It's a pleasure.

0:24:22 > 0:24:23Are you all right?

0:24:23 > 0:24:25I called you five times.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27My phone, it was on silent.

0:24:28 > 0:24:32Jack, he'd been to see Ronnie. He wanted to off-load.

0:24:32 > 0:24:33It don't matter.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35All that matters is you.

0:24:38 > 0:24:39Come on, let's go home.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47And I was told this was a nice neighbourhood.

0:24:47 > 0:24:52- Not met Mad Dog, then? - Dodgy, is he?

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Mo's hardly the greatest referee.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58Anyone who squats in a lock-up, you know, is not exactly Mother Teresa.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Is that right?

0:25:01 > 0:25:04One phone call to the council and he'd be out, I expect.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07And you're telling me this because...?

0:25:07 > 0:25:11Just making conversation. I don't know why you're smiling at me for.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13You're still in the doghouse as far as I'm concerned.

0:25:13 > 0:25:17All I did was lend Liam a friendly ear. Is that a crime?

0:25:17 > 0:25:20- I just want an apology.- Yeah?

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Snap.

0:25:29 > 0:25:30How's your head?

0:25:30 > 0:25:33I should thank him.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Knocked some sense into me.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40Sorry for doubting you.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Don't matter.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49All matters is that you're OK.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01Do you fancy an early night?

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Your the one that's supposed to have a headache, aren't you?

0:26:09 > 0:26:11I'll run you a bath.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Oi.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50What? What do you want?

0:26:50 > 0:26:53- Well? - Do I have to spell it out to you?

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Hurry up, bath's getting cold.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Do you want a cup of tea?

0:27:18 > 0:27:21V, do you want a cup of tea?

0:27:27 > 0:27:28We need to talk.

0:27:28 > 0:27:33- Um...- About Max.- Why?

0:27:33 > 0:27:36Why do you think?

0:27:37 > 0:27:39You better come through.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45What's happened to your face?

0:27:45 > 0:27:48Oh, I got mugged. But it's fine.

0:27:48 > 0:27:53Listen. Given the choice, you're probably the last person I'd come to talk to about this,

0:27:53 > 0:27:56but I know you've been through it too.

0:28:00 > 0:28:01Max is cheating on me.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07Found this in the lounge.

0:28:07 > 0:28:11It's not my colour. Or Jodie's.

0:28:11 > 0:28:14- There it is!- What, it's yours?

0:28:14 > 0:28:17Yes! Yeah. Well, it WAS mine till Lauren pinched it.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19Honestly, I have to nail things down in this house.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25You've obviously got the wrong end of the stick.

0:28:26 > 0:28:30- You sound like Max.- Do I?

0:28:30 > 0:28:31Did he do that to you?

0:28:33 > 0:28:35Make you feel like you're going mad?

0:28:35 > 0:28:37It's not me, is it?

0:28:37 > 0:28:40Please tell me it's not just me.

0:28:40 > 0:28:42Maybe... Maybe sometimes.

0:28:42 > 0:28:44I swore I wouldn't do this.

0:28:46 > 0:28:50Vanessa, listen to me. He's not cheating on you.

0:28:50 > 0:28:54- You sound so sure. - The bloke's been asking me about ideas for the wedding.

0:28:54 > 0:28:56Talk about insensitive.

0:28:56 > 0:28:58Max?

0:28:58 > 0:29:02Yeah, if he'd have put as much effort into our marriage

0:29:02 > 0:29:07as he has into thinking about your big day,

0:29:07 > 0:29:10then we wouldn't be stood here now.

0:29:12 > 0:29:15I'm so sorry.

0:29:15 > 0:29:18It's just...Harry.

0:29:18 > 0:29:22Once bitten, and all that.

0:29:22 > 0:29:24Yeah, I know.

0:29:25 > 0:29:28You got nothing to worry about.

0:29:29 > 0:29:30Thank you.

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