0:00:24 > 0:00:26HORN HONKS
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Morning, Albert Square. Say hello to Moon and Sons!
0:00:44 > 0:00:48- Can I have some money?- What for? - It's the first day of the holidays.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52Lola, that is why I got you the trial at the caff, so I didn't have to keep doing this.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- Why don't you go in there and sort things out with Shirley, eh? - Long. What is...?
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Oi, that is all I've got, all right?
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- If you don't give me any more, that is abuse.- That is nicely played. - Jog on, old lady.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07- Oh, have we got a lively one? Aw.- Ta.
0:01:10 > 0:01:16- All right, what's all this, then? - This, Roxy, is my entire universe.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Yes, a life's work. A family legacy.
0:01:19 > 0:01:25- Moon and Sons. Now in Walford. - All right, so what is it?
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Antique emporium.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Quality second-hand goods.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32- Where are you going to be, then? - Yeah, Edward. Where are we going to be?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Well, we haven't got a premises as yet but it's in hand.
0:01:35 > 0:01:40- Yeah? Well, leave it here and you'll have a ticket in 20 minutes. - Yeah? Let 'em try.
0:01:40 > 0:01:45- Right, Tyler, got a few more trips to make, so let's get this unloaded. - Where?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49In the gardens, till we move it to the shop.
0:01:49 > 0:01:55- Oh, what, the shop that don't exist? - Yeah, well... And get all the stuff out the barrel store, too.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Eddie.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- Yes, Jeanie, love? - There's a phone call for you. - Yeah, well, thank you.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10So, have you got any plans today?
0:02:10 > 0:02:15- Not really.- See you at the Tube. 12.30.- Max.- Wear the shoes.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Eddie Moon. Hello, mate.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Ready to go in half an hour.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30When I take my jacket off. It's fine. Don't stress about it.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32When I take my jacket off.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Yeah...
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Right, got to go. Bye, mate.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Jeanie, you done something to your hair?- No.- Looks gorgeous.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Setting up shop?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Aren't you ashamed of what you did to Ronnie?
0:02:52 > 0:02:58- Got a nice elephant out there on the truck.- You're not, are you?- Worth a few bob, I should imagine?- Maybe.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Got a place yet?
0:03:00 > 0:03:01It's in hand.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Hey, careful with that. Phone.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13- Ready?- Yep.
0:03:16 > 0:03:22- Oh, come on, we don't look that alike.- Put it on. Liam, you want to watch our stuff for us?
0:03:22 > 0:03:23- Yeah.- Good boy.
0:03:23 > 0:03:29- There.- Thanks.- Don't tell your grandma, though. 20 minutes.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Right, come on, son.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35- Rahul's sick, so we need to get someone else to cover lunch.- Fine.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Not Shabir. He's sleazy.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- He's a nice guy.- He's a perv, Tam.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Right, I'm going to have a shower. See you there.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49What are you doing? Who's that?
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Shall we see who it is?
0:03:54 > 0:03:58- Having fun? - Yes, we are. Aren't we, Kamil?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02What's that other one from the bank?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Nothing to worry about.
0:04:06 > 0:04:11- How are you, Dad? - Yeah, I'm all right.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Bye, Kamil.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Dad. Have you got a few hours spare?
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Babe, it's a great deal. Got to buy the cars if I want to sell them.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24You can't get Fat Boy to do it?
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Nice kid but he's a moron. You'll be all right?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Yeah. Fine, Max.- See you tomorrow.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Oh, can you get some kitchen roll?
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Yep, kitchen roll. Got it.
0:04:43 > 0:04:48- Answer's no.- I wasn't even going to ask...- Lauren, please. Stay away from me.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Oi.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Sort me out?- Yeah. Obviously. - Here's 50.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- All right, Rox?- Good boy.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Right, that's it.- Why? What's up?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20No dealing here,
0:05:20 > 0:05:23you know that. I'm sorry. You're gone.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Eye on this. Back in two seconds.
0:05:38 > 0:05:43- Oi. What you up to?- Doing a bit of running before training.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Do you need someone on the bag? - Are you serious?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48You might get to punch me in the face. Can't be bad!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50BANGING
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- How you feeling, darling? - About what?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07About... You know...
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- What?- About Jay.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Fine.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13BANGING
0:06:13 > 0:06:17Darling, darling. Oscar, just a little bit quiet, that's it. Thank you.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- Are you sure, babe? - Yeah, I'm glad we broke up.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- Right, OK. I'm just asking. - Yeah, well, don't.- OK.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Mum, have you seen my gym kit?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Oh, you want to talk to me now.- Mum!
0:06:30 > 0:06:34I don't know, darling. Must be in your bottom drawer like usual.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- DOOR SLAMS - Hello?
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- You all right?- Leave it. - Great. Both of you, then.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Shut up, Mum!- Fine.
0:06:43 > 0:06:49Right. Well, I'll be upstairs getting changed if anyone else wants to shout at me, all right?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Shut up, Mum!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- You're sure you all right? - Mum!- All right.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18- Just finishing up?- Eh?
0:07:18 > 0:07:20This is mine.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24- Nice one. - Did the council not call you?
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Bloke called Ron?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Typical. Said you'd be out today.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Why would I be doing that?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Said you were squatting.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- Well, I ain't. - He took a deposit from me.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37I was in the office, got a lease.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Stamp on it and everything.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Locksmith'll be here in a minute.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44I got my truck round the back...
0:07:44 > 0:07:46all the gear.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48It's in here somewhere.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Anyway...
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- Anyway.- Fair's fair, mate.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56This place is mine.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59I don't see a council bloke and I don't see a locksmith. You're out of luck, sunshine.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01After some locks changed?
0:08:01 > 0:08:05- Yeah, this one.- Hang on. You ain't touching that lock.- Change it.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09- Don't do it.- Fellas, can we sort this out? I got a job up Mile End. - Off you go, then.- No!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Look, the council sent him.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Now, I've got a lease - can we just get this done?
0:08:15 > 0:08:19- I don't want to have to call the council bloke.- No. Call him. - I will.- Go on, then. What's his name?
0:08:19 > 0:08:25- Ron.- Ron. Give him a ring. I'd like a word.- Fine.
0:08:27 > 0:08:32- Just the clipboard, please. - £2.90, please.- I thought I might try some gum, Helen.
0:08:32 > 0:08:37- Oh, sorry, I pushed in.- Shouldn't eat that sugar-free stuff, you know.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Aspartame.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40The sweetener. Gives you cancer.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Really?
0:08:42 > 0:08:46But all that sugar. I like to look after my figure.
0:08:46 > 0:08:51- Looks pretty sharp from where I'm standing.- Ron.- That's right.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54You're a bit young to be a Ron, aren't you?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Am I?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Well, you ARE, aren't you? So, obviously, you're not.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Yeah. Yeah.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Better play safe.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Very sharp.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- That's an eight.- The book said six.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23- They changed it to an eight. - You've got to tell me these things. - What do you think I'm doing?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Hi.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34What are you doing here?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Afia asked me to help out in the kitchen.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38What are YOU doing here?
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- You said, "Find someone." - One of our staff.
0:09:44 > 0:09:49- He knows the place better than any of them.- Hi. Just want me front of house?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Perfect.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02You don't have to hold back, you know. I can handle myself.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04That's it. Better. Better.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06DOORBELL RINGS
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- When are you going to fight, anyway? - Soon as my licence comes through.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Hi.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14All right.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- I thought I'd help you train. - How did you...
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Saw you running across the square. That's a warm-up, right?
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Yeah, but...
0:10:22 > 0:10:24didn't we break up?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Ready to go?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35No sign of him.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Busy man.- Lads, I've got to head off. - Off you go, then.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- No. Stay there. - It's going on the bill.
0:10:40 > 0:10:46- Fine.- Tell you what - you disappear now and I'll forget you ever tried to pull this off.- Pull what off?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49We'll wait for your council bloke, then.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Eddie Moon?
0:10:51 > 0:10:55- Ron. How are you, mate?- I thought we arranged this in the office.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Well, I lost the lease.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00There's your copy there.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04- And you must be the current occupier?- Yeah.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Ron. Ron Corbett.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10Borough of Walford. You haven't got a lease, have you?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12It's never been a problem.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- I got rights, yeah? - Rights?- Squatter's.
0:11:14 > 0:11:19You can't occupy council-owned commercial premises without our prior consent.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22By remaining on these premises, you are acting unlawfully
0:11:22 > 0:11:27and if you fail to vacate immediately, you will be evicted and forcibly removed
0:11:27 > 0:11:30- under the Landlord & Tenants Act. - Go on, then. Evict me.
0:11:30 > 0:11:35Next step's calling the police to move you on. I assume all your stock is legitimate?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- Locksmith?- Yes, mate.- Got a new one?
0:11:41 > 0:11:42Go ahead.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- OK?- Fine.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01I can do it softer.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Weren't we doing it harder before?
0:12:04 > 0:12:08- We weren't.- Yeah, I think we was.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10- Again?- You sure?
0:12:17 > 0:12:23Abi. Push back. You're doing it like a girl. Come on.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Harder!
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Ow!
0:12:26 > 0:12:28- You all right?- Yeah...yeah.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- You need stronger wrists.- Shut up, Lola. Sure you're all right?
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Yeah, I'm fine. Sorry. This was a stupid idea. I should go.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- Abs...- Just put some ice on it.
0:12:40 > 0:12:45She needs to toughen up. You should go around with someone what knows what they're doing.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46I think I'll manage.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Thanks for your help, though.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51Whatever.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Oi. What are you doing here?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02- Bottling up.- I fired you.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04And I un-fired him.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06Phil, he was dealing.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Outside.- Outside MY club, working for ME.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15OK, now, he knows the rules. The last thing you need, Phil, is a dealer hanging around.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Does he turn up on time and work hard?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Yes.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Then he's better than pretty much anybody round here.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Give the geezer a break, will you?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- Don't look a day over 35, Mrs Sheth. Enjoy.- Thank you.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- I'll bring the cake out after the mains.- Thank you.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Would you mind folding these for the tables, please?
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- I've still got some tables to seat. - We can manage that.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Sure.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12You're on front of house.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14What about Dad?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Oh, he's doing napkins.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- We're busy, Afia. - It's our restaurant.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22I want it to be us that people see when they come in.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24What's the difference?
0:14:24 > 0:14:27You know it's not easy for me having him in here.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Starters for table three are ready to come out.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Thank you. D'you want another one?
0:14:38 > 0:14:39No, thanks.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45- How you feeling?- I'm fine.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Haven't see Max around, have you?
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Try the gym. Jack's there maybe.
0:14:51 > 0:14:57- Ever get the feeling things are just getting a little out of your control?- No. Never.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Dunno why you bother.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Because if it's too slick they think it's a scam.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06Let them think they're on top, then, when their guard's down,
0:15:06 > 0:15:09whip the rug out. They'll believe anything.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Too complicated.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Look, we got a shop out of it, didn't we?
0:15:13 > 0:15:16That is true. That is true.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Ronnie Corbett!
0:15:33 > 0:15:38Didn't think I needed a surname but it helped, didn't it?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- Was it all right?- Course it was.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Cos he's a real person.- Is he? - Should have picked a fake name,
0:15:43 > 0:15:49- shouldn't I?- Mate, you smashed it. Didn't he, Dad?- You should have picked a fake name.- See, I told you.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55This is Jeanie. Victoria to my Albert.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59She's helping me run the place while the landlords are away.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01All right, Jeanie? Anthony.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04You see, I knew you were too young to be a Ron.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Can you forgive me?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- Anthony's my son. - Works for the council.- No, I don't.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12No, he don't. But he's smart enough for it, though.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Me and the boys are setting up Moon and Sons.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Antique emporium.- Junk shop.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Down at the arch near the war memorial.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23You pop in, we'll give you a discount.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25And now I'm getting the beers in.
0:16:25 > 0:16:30- Oi, hang on. We've got some stock to move out.- Come on, have one. To celebrate.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32One.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37- Lend me 20 quid?- No, no, no, I'll get these in.- Champion.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41So, what'll it be, Anthony?
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Ronnie...
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Think you're funny, don't you?
0:16:54 > 0:16:59- I'll have two lagers and a lemonade for the old fella, please.- Oi!
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- Michael.- Anthony.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Still no goal-line technology, eh?
0:17:24 > 0:17:28You know, after the Lampard thing you'd thought they'd at least considered it.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31But still letting silly mistakes like that ruin a game.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Best not say it too loud. We don't want Dad kicking off again, do we?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39You and me don't want to go back there.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45What you talking about?
0:17:47 > 0:17:50About four or five years ago?
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Watching us beat Spurs 2-1 at the house.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57That big argument about goal-line technology, replays and stuff.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Dad hates the whole idea.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01Purist.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07It was me. Me and you against him all through dinner. D'you remember?
0:18:10 > 0:18:14- Sorry mate, I don't. - Benayoun got the winner. Fletcher got the other one.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17No. Sorry, I don't.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- JEAN:- Two lagers. And...
0:18:19 > 0:18:21a lemonade.
0:18:25 > 0:18:26Cheers.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33- RAINIE:- All right, Philip?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Back on it, are we?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Like you care.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Yeah, you're right.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42I don't.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Trace.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- Mate, can you get us a drink? - Sorry, I've got no money. - I'm only asking for one...
0:18:52 > 0:18:56- Can turn me hand to most stuff - odd jobs, you name it.- Bear you in mind.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Cheers, Eddie. I appreciate that.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02He's kidding, right?
0:19:02 > 0:19:06- No, don't think so.- Yeah, but we've already got one idiot.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08All right, all right.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Here we are.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Moon and Sons.- Moon and Sons.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Good to have my boys here.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Cheers.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Congratulations.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Cheers.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Thing to do when you lose control?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Get it back.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Weirdo.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44- Where you going?- Going to get the truck, get the stuff moved in.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Your bag's upstairs - go and change.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50You all right?
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Yeah, I'm fine. Thank you.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57All right?
0:19:59 > 0:20:00How'd you like to buy me a drink?
0:20:05 > 0:20:10- What are you doing? - Keeping an eye on this stuff.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12How is that fun?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- It's not, really. - So what's the point?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Oi, follow me.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- What are you doing?- Following you.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Well, don't. You're like a little puppy.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Come on, then.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Come on.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Good week.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Nice one.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45You know Rainie? Her sister?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49No more for her, yeah?
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Tanya.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Might want to stick your head in the Vic.
0:20:56 > 0:21:01Handsome boy like you. You don't want to be mucking about with stupid young girls.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Yeah. All right, love.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06'Allo 'allo, there she is!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Take note of that sour face, boys.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Not enough she's turned her young girls into moaning little cows,
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- she's got to spread the love around, ain't you?- Settle down!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Sorry, love.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40You know what?
0:21:40 > 0:21:44I think I like this more than customers. It's meditative.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Spiritual, even.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50These aren't folded right.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- That'll do fine.- Look. - Is there a problem? - Yeah. You've folded them wrong.
0:21:55 > 0:22:00- That's the way we've always done it. - It's not how we do it now. - I'm sorry, you didn't tell me.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04- We'll have to re-fold them then, won't we?- It's OK.- No.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08- He's made a mistake, he should fix it.- I'm happy to.- It's fine.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10- It's not.- For goodness' sake, girl.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Will you just be quiet and listen?
0:22:12 > 0:22:15If Tam says that it's fine, it should be good enough for you.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18It's OK.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Afia.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24It's fine.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38Driving test postponed. This day just keeps getting better and better.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44I'm presuming it's boy trouble.
0:22:44 > 0:22:45Anyone I know?
0:22:49 > 0:22:53You know, as you get older, relationships they sort of...
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- They get more complicated. - Are you talking about sex?
0:22:56 > 0:22:57I suppose so.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Then why don't you just say it?
0:23:00 > 0:23:04I can handle it. I was in a relationship with Edward, remember?
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Right. Yeah.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10So, I mean, you know to be careful...?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Yes, Mum, we used condoms!
0:23:12 > 0:23:16- Do you want more detail? - No, that's more than enough.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18If anyone needs a lecture in relationships...
0:23:18 > 0:23:22- Yep. All right.- On the pill without telling my husband,
0:23:22 > 0:23:26a quick affair with my ex... And is that a stack of doctor's reminders I've seen on the side?
0:23:26 > 0:23:30- All right, I've been busy, haven't I? I've been busy.- Lame.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Hm. Yeah, you're right. I've been slack. I'll make an appointment.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34DOORBELL RINGS
0:23:34 > 0:23:36< I'll get it!
0:23:37 > 0:23:41- Put them on your wrist. It'll stop the swelling. - I don't want to know that.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Cos it'll hurt otherwise, won't it?
0:23:43 > 0:23:47No. I don't want to know what you've got to do when someone punches you.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51I hate boxing. I think it's violent and pointless and horrible and I hate it.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- It's actually quite graceful, you know.- Let me finish.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56It's bad enough that you do it
0:23:56 > 0:24:00but if you want your girlfriend to help you and do training with you
0:24:00 > 0:24:02and get punched, then...
0:24:02 > 0:24:04- Abs...- Let me finish!
0:24:04 > 0:24:08If that's what you want your girlfriend to be, then I'm not it.
0:24:08 > 0:24:14I've tried and obviously I'm not ready for it and whatever else you want to do.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18- Can I talk now?- Yeah.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22All I want my girlfriend to be...
0:24:23 > 0:24:25..is you.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40DOOR SLAMS
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Didn't take long.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Well, you know, I got halfway there and suddenly thought,
0:24:51 > 0:24:53I'd rather be here with you.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Sorry, I forgot the kitchen roll, babe.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00It's fine.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04Fancy a takeaway?
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Yeah. OK.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09I'll get the menus.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- What?- Nothing.
0:25:26 > 0:25:27What?
0:25:27 > 0:25:30- Ooh!- Shut up!
0:25:30 > 0:25:34Oscar? I'll time you to go get my slippers from upstairs, yeah?
0:25:34 > 0:25:38See if you can break the record. Ready...steady...go!
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Go on, quick, go!
0:25:45 > 0:25:48- OK. Nicely done.- Thank you.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51- Are you happy?- Mum!
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Just asking.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57So what's for dinner?
0:25:57 > 0:25:59My famous vegetable curry.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30- Fire! Our stock's on fire! Jeanie, where's the extinguisher! - Kitchen, kitchen!
0:26:30 > 0:26:31Call the fire brigade!
0:26:49 > 0:26:52- Out the way! Get out the way! - Sorry, mate.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Get back! Get back!
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Get back! >
0:27:03 > 0:27:04Get back!
0:27:04 > 0:27:06GLASS BREAKS, CROWD SHOUTS
0:27:16 > 0:27:20- They're on their way, Eddie. - Dad, what you doing?!
0:27:24 > 0:27:27Jay, don't be stupid! Get back, get back!
0:27:29 > 0:27:31That ain't going to work, is it?
0:27:31 > 0:27:34- Dad, get out, get out!- What went up? - Turps.
0:27:37 > 0:27:38That's everything, boys.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42SIRENS APPROACH
0:27:53 > 0:27:55Masood.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57For three hours.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00- Oh, no. You hang onto that.- What?
0:28:00 > 0:28:03It's only going to go on the mortgage anyway.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07- Did you get paid? - Your mother and I sorted that, yeah.
0:28:09 > 0:28:13- Good. I'll see you later, then. - Yeah.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Dad?
0:28:33 > 0:28:34Nah, gone.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48- Back in a minute.- Where you going?
0:28:51 > 0:28:53What happened, mate?
0:28:53 > 0:28:55I'm sorry.
0:28:55 > 0:28:59- Don't worry, all right? It's not your fault. Still mates, yeah?- Yeah.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01See you later.
0:29:04 > 0:29:05Tough day.
0:29:12 > 0:29:13I know it was you.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15You need to be careful what you accuse people of.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17I know it was you.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21And you're going to pay.
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