02/08/2011

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0:00:29 > 0:00:30Come here, you.

0:00:30 > 0:00:34Darling... Not now, babe.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Nothing changes does it?

0:00:37 > 0:00:40- Nothing.- I'm sorry.

0:00:40 > 0:00:46- I'm sorry. Come here you. - D'you have to?

0:00:46 > 0:00:49You'll put me off my cornflakes.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54TV PLAYS

0:00:54 > 0:00:57It must look like a right state.

0:00:57 > 0:01:02- Carol, you look beautiful. - Bit early for visitors, innit?

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Oh, I get it! Life in the old dog yet.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08- I meant him, not you, Carol. - Ms Jackson to you.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Ant! Come here!

0:01:10 > 0:01:13- Gotta go. - Look who stayed last night?

0:01:15 > 0:01:17And he didn't even make her breakfast.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19- No idea how to treat a woman. - Least I've got one.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Another one!- He's not keeping this one a secret is he.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24I'm a one woman man, boys.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Serious then is it, with Carol?

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Ty, can you hear that?

0:01:28 > 0:01:32THEY SING "HERE COMES THE BRIDE"

0:01:32 > 0:01:36Yeah, yeah, very funny. You two could be bridesmaids.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Right, now shift yourselves.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Get all Kat's furniture back to the Vic.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Go on...

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Move it!

0:01:46 > 0:01:51You are the weakest link, goodbye.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54You still haven't asked your sister and her to leave yet, have you?

0:01:54 > 0:01:58I will do it today, all right. I just... I promise.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01I haven't found the right moment.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Why don't we all meet up for a drink at lunchtime?

0:02:03 > 0:02:06No, Tan and me got plans of our own.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09- We need some time together.- Fine. I'll go on me own.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13Your sister's doing nothing. Get her to cover for you. Kiss.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19- Everything all right with you two? - Why wouldn't it be?- I'm only asking.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Pretend I'm not here if it makes you feel better.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Oh, hang on, you already do.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29Shift yourself... you've got a new job.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34I mean, Janine Butcher!

0:02:34 > 0:02:38- I know, I know, all right. It was a moment of madness. - You hate her! Ronnie hates her!

0:02:38 > 0:02:41- Have you forgotten how she splattered Danielle all over the road?- No, I haven't.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45So you sell her the club that you and your sister built up together. Nice one, Rox, that's really smart!

0:02:45 > 0:02:48You know what, Phil, you're always banging on about family

0:02:48 > 0:02:50but all you're interested in is getting your own way. You're a bully, Phil.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54And I sold Janine the club because I am sick of you pushing me around.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58Yeah, that's right, have a tantrum. That's really gonna help.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00I'll go and see her. I'll get it sorted, yeah?

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Nah, you've done enough.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Janine's my problem now.- Fine.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Fine, suit yourself!

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Checking up on me again? - No, course not!

0:03:13 > 0:03:17Look, the social worker's happy, stop stressing. Or is it you just don't trust me any more?

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- We do, don't we, Julie?- Yeah.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Oi! You ain't paid for those coffees yet.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- This is a Mitchell gaff. I don't have to pay, do I?- So, that goes for him an' all, right?

0:03:26 > 0:03:30Who Billy? Nah, he's the exception.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Ain't gonna cry, are you Bill?

0:03:32 > 0:03:35- See you at home. - What's up with you?

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Pulling a face like that, you'll curdle the punters' milk.

0:03:38 > 0:03:43D'you know what, I'm beginning to see the family resemblance.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Why d'you let him talk to you like that for?

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Yes, Phil, no, Phil, three bags full, Phil. It's pathetic.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50You know nothing.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52I know a doormat when I see one.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59CHATTER

0:03:59 > 0:04:05- Tell you what, Rain, I'm gonna nip in here. I'll meet you there. Jodie'll open up.- All right.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Morning.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10I can't meet you this lunchtime.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Why not?

0:04:13 > 0:04:15I just can't.

0:04:15 > 0:04:16Tan, what's happened?

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Frank... Frank...

0:04:21 > 0:04:22Hi, partner.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Just making myself at home.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28And I thought it might be quite nice for us to have an office pet.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Phil, meet Frank.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31Hello. Hello.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34- SHE LAUGHS - Isn't that amazing? He learns so fast!

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Seems you get what you pay for... even with parrots.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41You wanna wind me up, you'll have to try harder than that.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Not staying? That's a shame.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Frank say, "bye-bye, Phil".

0:04:45 > 0:04:48You pilchard.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50JANINE LAUGHS

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Make sure you're gone by the end of the day.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Then I won't have to break your legs.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Sweetheart, you don't mind me asking do you, but were you at the wedding?

0:05:00 > 0:05:04- What wedding? - You know, Greg and Tanya's? - Oh, yeah, that.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08- So how are the happy couple? - Love's young dream. Same again.

0:05:08 > 0:05:13What the lady wants, the lady gets.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Long time since anyone's called me a lady.- Listen, do you wanna look at the lunch menu?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Liquid lunch'll do me.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Here, Paddy, have a break, mate.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22- This one's on me.- Thank you brother.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Can I join you?

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Ooh! Now you're talking!

0:05:29 > 0:05:34- Bealey! All right, mate? Usual? - Yeah, please. So, she with you all summer is she, Shenice?

0:05:34 > 0:05:39Yeah, yeah. She's out with Kat and Tommy for the day, which means I'm all on my lonesome.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42'Ere...fancy a game of darts? Paddy, you up for a game of darts, mate, come on?

0:05:42 > 0:05:47- Yeah man.- Count me in. I taught Phil Taylor everything he knows.

0:05:47 > 0:05:52- Worried about the competition? - Not at all, lady! Not at all.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57- I'd love to, but I'm meeting a friend.- A friend?

0:05:57 > 0:05:58- Yeah.- Oh, right.

0:05:58 > 0:06:02Only problem is, I told her a little white lie.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04What kind of little white lie?

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Seriously, she's got a parrot in there?!

0:06:07 > 0:06:08Yeah.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Someone might have to leave the window open.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13PHONE RINGS

0:06:13 > 0:06:17Looks like I ain't the only one with unwanted female company.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22- Lola's all right. - Bet Abi don't think so.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Me and Abi are solid.- Yeah. For now.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27How you gonna get rid of Janine, then?

0:06:27 > 0:06:30She ain't stupid is she, she knows better than to mess about with me.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Besides, running a night club ain't easy.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37I don't care if you're on your deathbed, you're the second barmaid to cancel on me today.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Did Phil put you up to this?

0:06:41 > 0:06:46Look, whatever. Even when you're recovered don't bother coming back in because you're fired!

0:06:55 > 0:06:57You donut!

0:07:05 > 0:07:08You'd never know she's Tanya's sister. Different colouring.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12- I was gonna say that. Totally different colouring. - Tanya's the prettier one.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16Yeah. Like Kylie and Dannii. Although, Dannii's got a great look, in her own way.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19She could have a great look, if she made a bit more of an effort.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22She so could. Like Dannii had to when Cheryl joined the X Factor.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30PHONE RINGS

0:07:30 > 0:07:31SHE MOUTHS

0:07:32 > 0:07:37Are you back, babe? I've missed you so much, babe! How was it?

0:07:37 > 0:07:41How are Keith's bunions?! I can't wait to see you!

0:07:43 > 0:07:46- Right. Everything all right? - Yeah. They always like that?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Yeah, pretty much. You haven't touched that, have you?- No.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53- But if you show me what you need doing I can make myself useful. - No no, you're all right.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57- You just carry on, read your book. - It's not a book, it's the Bible. - Yeah, whatever.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Right, thanks very much. We'll see you again on the 15th. Lovely. Bye.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07I should probably go, Greg's waiting for me.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Mind you, it's probably a bit busy here for me to leave. Shall I...?

0:08:10 > 0:08:15- Take as long as you like, me and Jode can manage.- Great.

0:08:29 > 0:08:34- Grab yourself a seat. I'll bring the drinks over. What do you want? - Orange and lemonade.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Listen, can I just say at the risk of...

0:08:37 > 0:08:41All right, sweetheart? At the risk of sounding like a scratched record, I think you're making a big mistake.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44D'you know what, Alfie, I would have thought you'd be a bit more supportive

0:08:44 > 0:08:47considering the amount of porkies you've told.

0:08:47 > 0:08:51Yeah, but I never claimed that me estranged wife was dead just so I could get my leg over!

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Neither have I! She just assumed and I haven't corrected her. OK?

0:08:54 > 0:08:57So can I have an orange juice and lemonade, and a bottle?

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Yeah sure, coming up. Slightly deaf.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Before you start, I have tried to stop the transfer but the money's already gone through, OK.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08- I'm sorry, it's out of my hands.- I didn't come here to have another go.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10So why are you here?

0:09:10 > 0:09:16You had a good point yesterday, you played a good game, beat me fair and square.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20I just wanted you to know that I've taken care of Janine, so...

0:09:20 > 0:09:23don't want you to worry about it.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Was starting to think you were dead.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Just came to say give it a rest with the phone calls, all right.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Abi's orders? - No, she ain't the boss of me.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37- Whatever you say. - Think what you like.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Look, I was wondering, do you wanna go out tonight? Not just us, Abi an' all.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44- Me an' Abs are a bit skint at the minute.- Don't worry.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48- It's on me.- Where d'you get all that from?- Where d'you think?

0:09:48 > 0:09:50No-one notices getting a bit less change.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53So you ain't just been stealing off customers, you been stealing off Phil an' all.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57He don't give a monkeys about me or Billy, treats us like second class Mitchells, and you know it.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Full of surprises aren't you, Cora?

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Beginner's luck, man!

0:10:06 > 0:10:09All in the wrist boys, all in the wrist.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Honestly, three kids! I'd never have guessed.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15- You don't look old enough.- Thanks.

0:10:15 > 0:10:16Have you got any?

0:10:16 > 0:10:20- Need to find a man first!- Course.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23You've met Bobby, obviously.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25These are the twins.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Do you have any of the kids with Jane?

0:10:27 > 0:10:30No, no, I don't.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Sorry, I shouldn't have asked.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36It's just, you haven't mentioned her since yesterday.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Yeah, I know.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41- Listen, what I said yesterday... - You don't need to explain.

0:10:41 > 0:10:46It must have been so difficult, even to mention it to a virtual stranger.

0:10:46 > 0:10:51I'm touched you felt you could confide in me.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55I wish I could have met Jane.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57I should be getting back to the summer club.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00I'll see you around.

0:11:00 > 0:11:05Listen, would you, would you like to meet her... Jane?

0:11:15 > 0:11:17This is nice, isn't it?

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Yeah.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23- Don't forget, Mike from work's having his stag do tonight, so I might be home a bit late.- OK.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27You asked your mum and Rainie to leave yet?

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Well, actually...

0:11:32 > 0:11:33I said they could stay a bit longer.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37Look, she'll soon get bored and want her own space.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39And Rainie's just... still fragile, you know.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42So that's it, decision made... what I want don't matter?

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Of course it does yeah, but Mum was begging me. It's not forever.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49And what about when they do go, how long's it gonna be before they're back again?

0:11:49 > 0:11:52They treat this place like a hotel, pitching up whenever they fancy.

0:11:53 > 0:11:59Darling, just cos they're here, it doesn't mean we can't have time to ourselves like this.

0:11:59 > 0:12:03Yeah, the odd lunch together. That's really romantic.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06It could be.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09I mean,

0:12:09 > 0:12:12I don't have to rush back to work. Do you?

0:12:12 > 0:12:15No.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21I know it was a ten pound note cos I thought

0:12:21 > 0:12:24I'd never have enough for two soups and a sarnie with five.

0:12:24 > 0:12:28So I asked Jode for extra, and we swapped our two fives for a ten out the salon till so.

0:12:28 > 0:12:33- No, you've got it wrong. - I really don't think that I.- You calling a member of my staff a liar?

0:12:33 > 0:12:37- Um...- I think you'd have trouble writing your own name, let alone remembering what's in your purse.

0:12:37 > 0:12:41Now if she said it was a fiver, it was a fiver.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Right, turn out your pockets.

0:12:45 > 0:12:49- What?- Don't make me tell you again. Come on.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55- What? That's all mine. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58- Go on, out, out!- What?

0:12:58 > 0:13:00You heard me, out! Sling your hook, go on.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Stick your job.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04I will.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07I'm sure the boys brought one in with this lot.

0:13:07 > 0:13:12- It's a lovely piece.- I don't care how lovely it is, all right.

0:13:12 > 0:13:16Actually, I do. It can't look too cheap, that would reflect badly on me.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20- There was one here, wasn't there? - Can't remember.- There was.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23The old lady got all teary about it.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Ah, here we are!

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Fantastic. How much do you want for that?

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Well, that is a question, isn't it?

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Come on Eddie, please. I'm in a rush!

0:13:32 > 0:13:37I couldn't let it go for less than two.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Two quid? That is blinding!

0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Two hundred!- What?

0:13:42 > 0:13:46With craftsmanship like that, it's probably worth a bit more, but as it's you...

0:13:46 > 0:13:49- No, there is no way I'm paying that much.- All right.

0:13:49 > 0:13:53- I'm sure we'll get another one in a week or two. - All right, tell you what...

0:13:53 > 0:13:57- I'll give you a ton for it.- Hundred and fifty and we've got a deal.

0:14:01 > 0:14:07Here you go... Hold on, it's empty!

0:14:07 > 0:14:12People don't tend to give 'em away when there's ashes inside.

0:14:12 > 0:14:13S'pose not.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20You've either got it or you ain't.

0:14:22 > 0:14:23What's that still doing here?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25We took back everything else.

0:14:25 > 0:14:29- We need this, for bird-spotting! - Ain't done you much good so far.

0:14:34 > 0:14:40- Oi. Couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you?- What you going on about?

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Don't worry. I ain't gonna be calling you any more.

0:14:47 > 0:14:48Let me.

0:14:52 > 0:14:58- You're amazing, you know that? - Amazing. That's me.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Know what that just reminded me of?

0:15:01 > 0:15:03How it was when we first got together.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06All over each other every chance we got,

0:15:06 > 0:15:08just like a couple of teenagers.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10'Cept now, it just...

0:15:12 > 0:15:13It felt even better.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Hey.

0:15:17 > 0:15:22It ain't been easy, these last few months, has it?

0:15:22 > 0:15:24But I've never stopped loving you, Tan.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Me too.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Dad's right. Half a day gone and not a number between us.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40That, mate, is epic fail.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44You know your problem, bruv? You give up too easy.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18- There you go.- Thanks, Jode.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20You know what makes it worse?

0:16:20 > 0:16:24I rang Julian to tell him, but he said he couldn't talk cos he was with a client.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27And I said I talk to him when I'm with clients and he said that's different.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30- But I don't see how that's different, do you?- No I don't see how it's different.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33- What's he do? - He works at an investment bank.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37I hate to say it, Pops, but I don't think he's committed to you.

0:16:37 > 0:16:38It's like he's not committed to me.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43All right?

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Which one of you ladies reckons you can handle my ample needs?

0:16:46 > 0:16:48We're both fully-trained beauty therapists.

0:16:48 > 0:16:52Jode's got an extra certificate as an advanced nail technician,

0:16:52 > 0:16:56which means I can only do your standard mani, peds, including French...

0:16:56 > 0:16:59- French sounds interesting...- But she's not qualified for extras...

0:17:00 > 0:17:03- ..like acrylics. - So, what was it you wanted?

0:17:03 > 0:17:07Something to keep this body looking buff.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Well, an all over exfoliation will leave your skin very smooth and silky.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14You'll need a shower beforehand, though.

0:17:14 > 0:17:15Not a problem.

0:17:17 > 0:17:18Upstairs, is it?

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Maybe you should take this one, Jode.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25You so fancy him.

0:17:25 > 0:17:26No!

0:17:26 > 0:17:28He is totally not my type!

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Well, he fancies you. It's so obvious.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34- He was quite flirty. - What should I do?

0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Ask him out for a drink.- Him?!

0:17:37 > 0:17:40- I couldn't!- Might shake it up a bit with this Julian bloke...

0:17:40 > 0:17:44- make him realise if he don't want you there's plenty out there that do.- She's right, Pops.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47It's like it says in The Rules - you should never appear too available.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Might be time to give him a chance?

0:17:49 > 0:17:53Me and Darren will come with, be like a double date.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57Got a towel? Don't worry, I ain't gonna bite ya.

0:17:57 > 0:18:02Not unless you ask me to.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04She wants to know if you're free tonight.

0:18:09 > 0:18:13It really is a beautiful urn.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Nothing but the best for my Jane.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Bobby did the lettering.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21And you keep her here?

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Yeah.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27It makes me feel safe knowing that she's close.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30That's not weird, is it?

0:18:30 > 0:18:33No, I think it's lovely.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38You're the first person I've spoke to

0:18:38 > 0:18:43about losing Jane, and I just want you to know how grateful I am. Jane...

0:18:43 > 0:18:45I think she'd be grateful too.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49She always said she didn't like the thought of me sitting alone and brooding.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56Well, maybe we can meet up again some time?

0:18:56 > 0:18:57Yeah, I'd like that.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Rainie, I told you not to touch anything!

0:19:10 > 0:19:13I was just putting an appointment calendarin the bit and it froze.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16- It's not my fault. - It never is.

0:19:16 > 0:19:21- You were meant to be watching her! - Sorry. We got distracted. - I had the worst day.- She has.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24And now I've got a date. So we've just been working out what I should wear...

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Spare me the details. You being here, it's not gonna work.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30You know what, I didn't wanna be here in the first place!

0:19:30 > 0:19:33You should've been here instead of running around with lover-boy...

0:19:33 > 0:19:36- Me taking a break has got nothing to do with you being an idiot! Get out.- I will.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Know what, it's boring in here anyway.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48DOORBELL RINGS

0:19:56 > 0:19:59You said not to ring, so I thought I'd come round in person.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05I booked a nice restaurant.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Why?

0:20:07 > 0:20:08As part of the surprise.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11I'm not even dressed right.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Besides, I hate poncey restaurants.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16- Flowers?- What do you think?

0:20:17 > 0:20:19I'll let you into a secret.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24I don't like all that stuff either.

0:20:24 > 0:20:25Well, at least we agree on something.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36DOORBELL RINGS

0:20:39 > 0:20:40< Plan B?

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Right, I'll get 'em in. Jode, Dazza?

0:20:46 > 0:20:50- I told you not to call me that. It's all right, I'll get mine and Jodie's.- Suit yourself.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Let me see if I can guess what you want.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Between The Sheets?

0:20:55 > 0:20:59- I'm kidding. Vodka and cranberry, right?- How did you know?

0:20:59 > 0:21:01I make it my business to know these things.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04I thought you said it was gonna be just us. I haven't seen you for weeks.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06I'm sorry babe.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10Poppy needs us. She was so nervous around him at the salon earlier.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13You should have seen him, chest all pumped up and sweaty.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16It was horrible.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Ant! Come join us?

0:21:19 > 0:21:22- Nah, you're all right. - Come on, more the merrier.

0:21:22 > 0:21:27- You've met Poppy, Jodie and Dazza. - It's Darren!

0:21:29 > 0:21:30What's that wailing?

0:21:30 > 0:21:33This is their idea of music, Cora.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Children nowadays, they don't have any taste at all.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40- I mean, give me Marvin Gaye or Ray Charles any time.- Yes!

0:21:40 > 0:21:41Now there's a singer!

0:21:41 > 0:21:46# Hard-hearted Hannah The vamp of Savannah... #

0:21:46 > 0:21:47Go on, Cora!

0:21:47 > 0:21:50# The meanest gal in town!

0:21:50 > 0:21:55# Leather is tough But Hannah's heart is tougher

0:21:55 > 0:22:01# She's the girl who likes to see men suffer... #

0:22:01 > 0:22:04THEY CHEER

0:22:04 > 0:22:05Woah!

0:22:06 > 0:22:11- I think you've had enough. It's time to get home.- Killjoy!

0:22:11 > 0:22:14I only did it so we could get something nice for tea.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17- He wasn't gonna give us a freebie, was he?- We know, Lo. But you didn't have to.

0:22:17 > 0:22:21Hang on a minute. We've just spent all day trying to get this tenancy agreement

0:22:21 > 0:22:25to try and make it legit, and she rewards us by stealing. Aren't you bothered?

0:22:25 > 0:22:27- That's a bit rich innit, coming from you.- She's lied to us!

0:22:27 > 0:22:30If she lied to us about that, what other stuff has she lied to us about?

0:22:30 > 0:22:35- Stuff? What stuff, eh? Like the fire? - Yeah, like that.- I knew it.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37- Calm down.- Just leave me alone!

0:22:37 > 0:22:42She swore to us that she didn't do that, and I believe her. I thought you did too.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46How many more mistakes is she gonna have to make Billy, before you see her for what she really is?

0:22:46 > 0:22:51What she really is, is our granddaughter, our flesh and blood!

0:22:51 > 0:22:55Ain't it about time you started treating her that way?

0:22:55 > 0:22:58So, Tyler, what are your ambitions?

0:22:58 > 0:23:01Live the joy, spread the joy.

0:23:01 > 0:23:05- Preferably whilst getting wasted. - Surprise surprise.

0:23:05 > 0:23:09When I find the right girl, that's when I get ambitious.

0:23:09 > 0:23:13Putting in the graft so she wants for nothing. That's what it's about.

0:23:13 > 0:23:18That was clearance. That gear's pretty good, Dad's not here either, we'd better...

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Seems I'm needed elsewhere.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Another time, beautiful? Jode, Dazza.

0:23:27 > 0:23:31Needed elsewhere? He's not a superhero. He works in a junk yard.

0:23:31 > 0:23:32I know. It's horrible. So dirty.

0:23:32 > 0:23:36You had a lucky escape, Pops. You all right?

0:23:44 > 0:23:48Patrick didn't look happy. What were you doing?

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Trying to liven the place up.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53We got anything stronger?

0:23:53 > 0:23:56Tanya's hidden away all the booze ain't she.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Treats us both like kids. Like today right, at the salon...

0:23:58 > 0:24:04I make one tiny mistake and she shouts at me like I'm some naughty schoolgirl. And just sends me home.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08- She did what?- I'm surprised she didn't even give me detention!

0:24:08 > 0:24:12I mean, she wants to be miserable all the time, that's up to her, but why drag the rest of us down?

0:24:12 > 0:24:13You know Tanya...

0:24:13 > 0:24:15it's all about her.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Well, I've got my own stuff to deal with...real stuff!

0:24:18 > 0:24:20I don't need her making it even worse.

0:24:22 > 0:24:26Keep this coffee coming.

0:24:26 > 0:24:31That girl needs someone to give her a good talking to.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Oi. Didn't you hear me this morning?

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Sorry, did you think that I'd be scared?

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Sticks and stones, Phil!

0:25:03 > 0:25:08Besides, running this place has been quite a doddle since I hired the temporary bar staff,

0:25:08 > 0:25:13and I got a nice little IT expert to access those computer files.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16It seems all your suppliers aren't entirely legitimate.

0:25:16 > 0:25:17But don't worry,

0:25:17 > 0:25:21my lips are sealed.

0:25:21 > 0:25:25Now, how would you like to see my new marketing strategy.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Got inspiration from our very own local!

0:25:28 > 0:25:29We've got to move with the times, Phil.

0:25:29 > 0:25:33The East End dive bar vibe is so ten years ago.

0:25:33 > 0:25:38People want less Guy Ritchie, and more Glee club.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40What d'you want, eh?

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Whatever you gave Roxy... I'll top it.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45That's very generous of you,

0:25:45 > 0:25:49but I'm not selling. If you would like to sell your shares however, then...

0:25:49 > 0:25:51What's this about, eh?

0:25:51 > 0:25:56First this place, then I'm coming for the Vic.

0:25:57 > 0:26:01- You think you've got what it takes to go up against me? - I know I have.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04And I'm going to prove it to you.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07You want a war, you got one.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12This could have waited till the morning.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14You just wanted to scupper my big date, didn't ya?

0:26:14 > 0:26:17- You can't actually tell me you were having fun with that Poppy bird?- Yeah.

0:26:17 > 0:26:21You'd get more spark out of that old toaster!

0:26:21 > 0:26:22Yes, but Poppy comes with a much better rack!

0:26:22 > 0:26:26Fair point. Where d'you reckon Dad's taken Carol then?

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Usual. Fancy restaurant, posh wine.

0:26:29 > 0:26:33Tell you what, though, bet it takes more than that to put a smile on cranky Carol's mush.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35She's frostier than the North Pole.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43I'm so sorry.

0:26:56 > 0:27:01- Working late again? - What's it to you?- I'm your mother.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03You haven't cared what time I got home since I was a kid.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Even then you weren't that bothered.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Know what I see when I look at you now?

0:27:07 > 0:27:10The same stupid little girl you were then!

0:27:10 > 0:27:13- What?- You were always were a self-centred madam.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Sorry, am I supposed to have done something?

0:27:15 > 0:27:18It was my birthday today.

0:27:18 > 0:27:2165, in case you're interested.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23And the rest.

0:27:25 > 0:27:29I'm sorry, all right, I'm sorry I didn't hang out the bunting for such an important occasion,

0:27:29 > 0:27:31you know, but I have got other things going on in my life!

0:27:31 > 0:27:34You're determined to screw 'em up.

0:27:34 > 0:27:40Lovely house, great kids. All right, your old man might not be the sharpest tool in the box,

0:27:40 > 0:27:43but most women wouldn't kick him out of bed.

0:27:43 > 0:27:48You're just the same Tanya, same as you were when you were a kid,

0:27:48 > 0:27:51always wanting more, never satisfied.

0:27:51 > 0:27:55We all have choices in life.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57Sometimes they're right, sometimes they're wrong.

0:27:57 > 0:28:02But once you make your cosy marital bed, you got a duty to lie in it.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06- What, like you did?- What?

0:28:06 > 0:28:09Well, you might have been there for Dad during the good times, Mum,

0:28:09 > 0:28:10but what about when things weren't so good?

0:28:10 > 0:28:12Where were you then? Where were you when he was ill?

0:28:12 > 0:28:16- Don't go there!- No! No you bang on about me being selfish,

0:28:16 > 0:28:19I'm the one who had to sit by his deathbed day in day out

0:28:19 > 0:28:22and watch him writhe about in agony, where were you Mum?

0:28:22 > 0:28:25Out getting wasted, going to parties, having fun.

0:28:25 > 0:28:28And you've got the cheek to call me selfish? To say I don't care about MY husband?!

0:28:28 > 0:28:33Don't you compare me and your father to this sham of a marriage you got going here.

0:28:33 > 0:28:35How dare you!

0:28:35 > 0:28:38I've got eyes, girl, I can see.

0:28:38 > 0:28:44You say all the right things, make all the right noises, but there's nothing there.

0:28:44 > 0:28:47You don't even love Greg, do you?

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