0:00:31 > 0:00:32Oh!
0:00:32 > 0:00:34This place!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38There's always something, isn't there?
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Mind you,
0:00:40 > 0:00:43you've seen more than your fair share.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47If only you could talk...
0:00:49 > 0:00:50BANGING ON DOOR
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- Tell him I'm not here. Tell him I'm on holiday!- What?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Lister! Light bulbs!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05SHE GASPS
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Mr Lister? Runs the market?
0:01:13 > 0:01:17- Probably red faced and out of breath cos he's been checking light bulbs. - OK.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21- No. Well, look, if you see him... - OK.- ..will you tell him that Mo says she's not here
0:01:21 > 0:01:25because she's gone on holiday? Thank you.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35WOLF WHISTLE
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- Morning.- Morning.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52WOMAN SCREAMS
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Alfie, what's the time?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Alfie, what's the time?!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- Alfie! - ALFIE GRUNTS
0:02:12 > 0:02:13- Get up!- What?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Oh, my head...!
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Shenice, what are you doing...? Oh! Ow.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26You all right?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Gizzards, I can deal with. Haggis...
0:02:31 > 0:02:35You know, I've even plucked a pheasant once, but I draw the line at long wiggly things, Billy!
0:02:38 > 0:02:39You're my witness.
0:02:39 > 0:02:44I don't care what the theme is, this is me firmly drawing a line!
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Blimey!
0:02:55 > 0:02:56What are you doing with Julie's mop?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01She's left me.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Me and Lola... we need the money.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11It was your idea - "Kat, it don't need to be a night, does it?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13"Tell you what, how about lunch hour tomorrow,
0:03:13 > 0:03:16"knees up, mother brown, cor blimey trousers."
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Oi, it was inspiring!
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- You were hammered. - Slightly, but very inspired.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23What happens if the kids keep staying up late, eh?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- We get out of our routine. - We don't get to spend any time on our own.- I know.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- I get cheeky. Tom gets grumpy. - But he's a Pearly King though!
0:03:29 > 0:03:33He told you that after a few rum and cokes and a free packet of pork scratchings?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36He is a man with greasy hair that likes dressing up in buttons.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Tyler caught Eddie and Carol with their kit off on the sofa. At it hammer and tongs.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Where will find buttons?- Kat, it's a rare business opportunity!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- Nan!- Listen... Will you watch my shirt?
0:03:45 > 0:03:50We'll just get round the Joanna, bit of pie and mash... What's there not to like?
0:03:50 > 0:03:54You need your milk, don't you? Kat, just stick the kettle on! You watch my shirt all right.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Just be careful. Kat!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13I'm quite partial to a jellied eel, and pie and mash.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- They were supposed to be in a jar. - You do it in, then.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- I ain't doing it in! You do it in. Here. - They were supposed to be in jelly!
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- There's never just one in there. - These are going straight back.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- I-I could do it. - Yeah, course you could(!)
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Right back. Right now.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Eels are slippery.- As soon as it stops going to answer phone.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- Are you trying to kill it or give yourself a panic attack? - All right, you do it.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Yeah, all right.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38All right.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Dad!- Ohh.
0:04:43 > 0:04:49- You into this Pearly Kings and Cockney songs thing? - No, mate, I'm tone deaf.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- Kat, has he been in?- Who, Lister?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Fat Elvis!- Fat Elvis?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59The word is, he's out. I'm a woman, Kat.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00I got a woman's needs.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Ohh. Yeah. - Give him here, I'll take him up.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09We going to practise?
0:05:12 > 0:05:17Least your grandma's trying not to make a show of you, doing it behind closed doors.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21- Doing what?- Hammering Eddie on the sofa with a pair of tongs.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Hammering?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25With tongs.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Sorted! I love it when a plan comes together.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- I love it when you don't pretend you're in the A Team. - What?- What's this plan?
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Tommy needs feeding, Shenice ain't been washed...
0:05:38 > 0:05:43and nobody chooses to sit round a piano and sing, even if there's been a power cut.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45I spend my whole life dodging your good ideas and...
0:05:45 > 0:05:49- And moaning, I know, all the time. - All right, moaning...
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- but this is about me and you. - Yes. What about me and you, eh?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Ohh. Kat, I know.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Sweetheart, I know, but we've got baby Tommy,
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Shenice. We've got half the family sleeping under the same roof. Where's the time?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- We need to make time.- Yeah, we will.
0:06:05 > 0:06:10I promise, we will. I totally agree with you. But we've got a pub to run, that was the plan.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14We got rent to pay, we got to keep the pub afloat. Me and you, we were born to do this.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Give me a smile. When them doors open up, we give them the old Moon magic, no matter rain,
0:06:18 > 0:06:25come shine, we put on our smiles. We give the punters what they want. Cos me and you, princess, we -
0:06:25 > 0:06:28come on, give me a smile - we are a winning team, all right?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Yes.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Light bulbs.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34HE SIGHS
0:06:53 > 0:06:58- You got to arouse them. - I've got to learn to say no, that's what I've got to do.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59No...
0:06:59 > 0:07:02No. Thank you. No.
0:07:02 > 0:07:07No. Sorry. No, Alfie. No. I don't care if you've met the King of Buttons.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11In this kitchen, you get sausage surprise or a fishy basket, that is my limit.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- Have you got any salt?- So it's like suffocating, this rousing?
0:07:14 > 0:07:18- I had that once with that spray-on deodorant, do you remember?- Yeah, yeah.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Should only take a couple of hours.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22No! No.
0:07:22 > 0:07:29- Thank you.- Are you having snakes for dinner?- I could cut the heads off if you want them done quicker.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Yeah, I expect you can. - That is well cruel.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35- Sometimes life is cruel, sweetheart.- Yes. Cruel...
0:07:35 > 0:07:38and extreme and...
0:07:38 > 0:07:41absolutely not the necessary reaction, thank you.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Jeanie...is there something you want to discuss? - <- Jean?
0:07:44 > 0:07:51Jean, I want you to meet my inspiration - the one and only King Norman.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Oh, perfect timing! Perfect. Ooh!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59You were heaven sent!
0:08:03 > 0:08:08Kat, Kat... I'll get Tracey's rate if I cover her shift, right?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11You should get up there and sing. You love singing, go on.
0:08:11 > 0:08:16Come on now, man. It's a long, long, long, long way from the kitchen to here!
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Considerable wear and tear to the soles of me shoes.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22(Get six of Mo's light bulbs as well.)
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Mum, please, I am not singing. - All right, Patrick, yes.
0:08:24 > 0:08:29Fine then, don't. Kat, I'll get up there, belt out Lambeth Walk. I know all the words.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33- That'll show you up. Shall I do that, shall I?- Mum!- All right.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Just cos you're on holiday, falling out with Lola every five minutes.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39She took the rise out of me in front of my boyfriend.
0:08:39 > 0:08:44Doodling pictures of Jay when you should be doing your art project? Some of us have got to work!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47What is the matter with you?
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Don't know.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Yeah, well, whatever it is, you want to take some tablets for it.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Kids, eh?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Just got to roll out the barrel, all right?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Yeah. Everything's great.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11I'm great. Lola's great.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Brilliant!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Listen, will they mind if I eat my own food while we chat?
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Only my homeopath's got a downer on wheat products.
0:09:20 > 0:09:21And gluten. And dairy.
0:09:21 > 0:09:26- I'm trying to crack this sleep thing.- Don't worry about it. I'm staff.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Sit yourself down and have your salad.- Thanks.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36We're practising Cockney songs.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- We're just practising. - In here. On our own.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Won't take long. Hurry up!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49I'm a disaster magnet.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- Are you?- Oh, yeah.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Accident waiting to happen, me mother used to say.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57When you know someone's watching you, willing you to trip over...
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- You do!- Yeah! - You fall right over, don't you?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Drop it, spill it,
0:10:02 > 0:10:05leave it in the toaster till it's burnt to a crisp!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Let's just say Lady Luck is not a pal of mine.
0:10:07 > 0:10:13You know, my uncle dying was one of the only truly good things to ever happen to me.
0:10:13 > 0:10:18Not the actual dying bit, obviously. Course I wouldn't wish that, no.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20The passing of the crown...
0:10:20 > 0:10:24OK, three pies and mash, and one kid's fishfingers.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Did he leave you an actual crown?
0:10:27 > 0:10:32- Can they have baked beans not peas, please?- Yes, thank you, Patrick!
0:10:32 > 0:10:37Well, not an actual crown, but a lot of very interesting stuff you'd like to...
0:10:37 > 0:10:38Well, we must make a date.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- A date?- Well, not a...
0:10:40 > 0:10:42What the hell!
0:10:42 > 0:10:47- I would love to, Norman! I would love to see your memorabilia!- Oh!
0:10:47 > 0:10:50I tell you what. Why don't you go out and meet your public
0:10:50 > 0:10:55and I'll cook you a proper Pearly dinner, and look out my calendar?
0:10:55 > 0:10:58- I...well...- Yes. Yes. I will not take no for an answer!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00CLATTERING
0:11:00 > 0:11:04Well, that is... There I go again. True to form. Par for the course.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07It's all right, Norman.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08I'd like to.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Careful now! Go steady. You don't want to get Shaky into trouble, do you?
0:11:26 > 0:11:27And no spilling nothing.
0:11:27 > 0:11:33Shaky's got to have this lot up Poplar by seven, before they notice it's missing.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Cheers, tiger!
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Easy now. Go on, you can see yourself out.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Mo, what's happened to the buttons on my shirt, love?
0:11:44 > 0:11:48- Kitchen. Kat had a plan then remembered she don't do sewing. - Oh...
0:11:48 > 0:11:51What's Fat Elvis going to do when he finds out you've got a new model?
0:11:51 > 0:11:56- He'll come marching round here all macho and have a fit, Alfie. - Whatever.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- Him and Shaky might even have a fight, all right?!- Yeah!
0:11:58 > 0:12:02Come on, girls, what you sorting out?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Let's not fall out about it. Let's try and be grown-ups.
0:12:04 > 0:12:10I got to pretend I give a monkey's, then eat my dinner in front of an audience. Will the fun never end(?)
0:12:11 > 0:12:13You always been such a selfish prat?
0:12:13 > 0:12:18- You try sitting between your wives, before and after, talking about the weather.- I ain't got an option.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Well, count your blessings, smiler.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Same again?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Yeah.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- Do you want one?- I'm working.- Yeah.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Look, I'm, um... I'm sorry.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Tommy.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42It got complicated. The last... There's no excuses.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46I was out of line before Ronnie went down, I just wanted to see him, that was all.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48How sorry?
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Let me just buy you a drink?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Have you heard this?
0:12:56 > 0:13:00- Well, that's what Tiffs told Abs on the way to the toilet. - Carol and Eddie.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02- What?- And a toolbox.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10So, that's school,
0:13:10 > 0:13:14GP registration and, to update, your cousin is paying the rent now.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Yeah, yeah.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Phil. I've got the cheque here, tenancy agreement...
0:13:19 > 0:13:23- That's very generous. That's the kind of family- I- need.
0:13:24 > 0:13:29- And you and Julie are getting some routines in place for Lola? - Thing is, Phil owed me, anyway.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32And Julie's happy with the way things are working out?
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Billy?
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Cooking doesn't get much tougher than this!
0:13:46 > 0:13:51No, that's right, John. And I am taking my inspiration
0:13:51 > 0:13:56from tradition and the fact that my great-nan was born by a bell.
0:13:56 > 0:13:57So...
0:13:57 > 0:14:00I think you'll be pleasantly surprised!
0:14:08 > 0:14:12- Don't they do low fat?- They don't. I knew they didn't do low fat.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Have you tried exfoliating first?
0:14:15 > 0:14:20No, we don't do low-fat eels and we don't do low-fat beef pies, funnily enough(!)
0:14:20 > 0:14:24- I'll just have the mash. - Yeah, I'll just have the mash. - I can't. I get a rash exfoliating.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28- No butter, no milk, no cream, though.- It must be your product.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31You don't need to watch your figure. That's what I am here for.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35And you're most probably rubbing too hard.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37I'm glad you've told me.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41I just... I just want to do what's right by Lola.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47- If I'm not the best person for her now...- Yeah.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49So, what happens now?
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Do I get a chance to say good...?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58She's had so many people walk away from her already, you know?
0:14:58 > 0:15:05You get some routines in place and you make sure she's set to start her new school.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08If Julie wasn't completely on board then maybe...
0:15:11 > 0:15:16Well, now you can focus all your efforts on your granddaughter, can't you?
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- The day after tomorrow?!- Two weeks in Mexico, Just you and me.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- That's so romantic.- Yeah.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30It's got to have its advantages, ain't it? You and me not making babies.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Um, too much information, thank you. - Thank you.
0:15:33 > 0:15:38- I was looking at a month in the Seychelles for our honeymoon. - It's not a competition, V.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Ohh! It won't work.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57- It won't work!- >
0:15:57 > 0:16:03- What?- Why won't it do the decent thing, Alfie, and just stick together?!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05SHE SHRIEKS
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Oh, yes. You had to have your wits about you back then, or you'd starve.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- Can't you tell Grandma Carol you couldn't find me?- Ssh!
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Dirt poor they were. Costermongers, factory workers.
0:16:19 > 0:16:24Poor people, living round here, where the water was rotten. No inside lav!
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Even the kids drank gin.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30And the rich people, they stayed up the West End, posing about in their pearls.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34- I've drunk gin.- Have you? Oh, well, anyway...
0:16:34 > 0:16:39This one road sweeper, he takes the Michael. He sews buttons -
0:16:39 > 0:16:44poor man's jewels - he sews buttons all over his raggy clothes, even the hat,
0:16:44 > 0:16:47and in the pattern he writes, "All for charity."
0:16:47 > 0:16:52And soon, every borough in London's got a Pearly King and a Queen,
0:16:52 > 0:16:56and what bees and honey they raised! It goes to the hospitals and such.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59And that is your East End inheritance.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03That is your tradition - poor people helping out their own.
0:17:03 > 0:17:08Careful, Pat - he's going to start singing "chim chiminey", dancing on the rooftops.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- Patrick, is that grub around? - I'll check.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Anyone after light bulbs?
0:17:17 > 0:17:21- Why do bees go to hospital? - No, love. Bees and honey.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- Money!- Cherry Hogg?- Dog.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- Titfer?- Tat!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30I thought I told you to be home by one.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Have I got two heads, or something?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Has he gone?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44- You what?- Lister.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Do you think he likes me?
0:17:55 > 0:17:57I think he likes you.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00I, um... I think he could be the one, Jode.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03THEY SHRIEK AND GIGGLE
0:18:04 > 0:18:06CRYING ON MONITOR
0:18:08 > 0:18:12I never knew if that was him crying or just chatting. If you want,
0:18:12 > 0:18:15I can do a couple of pints, if you want to go and check Tommy.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18I've got enough bar staff, thanks.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Jack, come on.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30- Meet me outside.- No.- Meet me!
0:18:35 > 0:18:37HE SIGHS
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Come on.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10BABY GURGLES
0:19:26 > 0:19:30I can't remember the last time I met someone and just suddenly clicked.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34It doesn't happen often in life, Alfie.
0:19:34 > 0:19:39Tell you what, Jean. Come give us a hand with some of these dinners, then go and find out, yeah?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Good girl. You stir that for me.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Just needs a bit more salt. Good girl, we're on it!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50I miss you.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Sorry.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10I think I'm...
0:20:10 > 0:20:12BABY GURGLES
0:20:15 > 0:20:17He's growing up, ain't he?
0:20:19 > 0:20:20You're growing up.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25I can see that from a distance.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30He's going to be a proper heart-breaker, ain't he?
0:20:34 > 0:20:36I'm sorry.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37God...
0:20:39 > 0:20:40It's all right.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44I know it's not your fault.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53She is a bad influence on my granddaughter.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57Bad influence, my foot. You heard the one about the pot and the kettle, Carol?
0:20:57 > 0:20:58I beg your pardon?
0:20:58 > 0:21:04Everyone round here knows that you and him were getting lucky in the living room.
0:21:04 > 0:21:09- Chocolate body paint! - Well, I heard a blow-up hammer and a power adaptor.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11ALL LAUGH AND SNIGGER
0:21:13 > 0:21:14Carol...
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Oi!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20DOORS CRASH OPEN
0:21:22 > 0:21:24- How dare you talk about me? - I...
0:21:24 > 0:21:31- How dare you tell everybody about us getting caught, like we're a teenage joke...- I didn't! I don't...
0:21:31 > 0:21:34That is just gossip, Chinese whispers. Inaccurate jealousy.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36I mean, I didn't see any body paint.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Hey, come on. Let's have a coffee.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43- No.- Oh?
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Not today.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51Tiffany! >
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Jean, Jean. Hold on a second, sweetheart.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03Now, Norman... Look at me! Norman's going to love your pies
0:22:03 > 0:22:07cos you are a lovely lady... and you are a master chef. Go on. Go, go, go.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11- A fiver to your favourite charity. - Go on.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- Friar Tuck. - SNIGGERING
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Luck. Good luck. Best of luck.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34I can cover the salon. If Tyler's the one, Pops, you got to stay and smile, and that.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38- Tyler's trying to pull your mum, Jode.- Ohh.
0:22:38 > 0:22:43I think Tyler's just ANOTHER one, you know?
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Oh. Like Julian?
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Like Julian.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48And Adrian.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51And Simon, really.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Come on, let's go.
0:22:55 > 0:23:00- Fat Elvis is in the kitchen.- Is he? - You should go see him.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Yeah, I think I will go and see him.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11You have got to learn some things are not for little ears, eh?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Some things are private.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23- I don't want you to go on holiday with him.- This from the man who's planning his honeymoon?!
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- You can't go.- I can do what I want with my own husband.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30You drag me out here, here in full view, start laying down the law?!
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Sorry, Max, you don't get to say any more.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34Tanya!
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Stop playing stupid games.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40You make this blow up in our faces, I swear I will never forgive you, Max.
0:23:40 > 0:23:46- It's you that got us here, lying and cheating.- So, what do you want to do? Find a corner? Crawl away and hide?
0:23:46 > 0:23:48That's really working for us, ain't it, Tanya?
0:23:48 > 0:23:52Let's learn one thing from the last who knows how many years.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55What are you saying?
0:23:57 > 0:23:58What exactly are you saying?
0:24:01 > 0:24:02I don't know. It's the quiet...
0:24:02 > 0:24:08It just gets so I'd rather be anywhere else rather than the flat.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12This is my best part of the day, this.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16Half hour, give my face a rest from smiling.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20I've seen me and him sneak in here in the middle of the night just...
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Well, it's bound to get busy, ain't it?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25A pub full, day in day out.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Not that I mind. I really don't.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33And like Alfie says - I've got everything I've ever wanted.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36More.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39I'm glad for you.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Oi.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42I'm lucky, ain't I?
0:24:42 > 0:24:44No, you're kind.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52It's the old cliche, ain't it?
0:24:52 > 0:24:55You don't know what you want till it's gone.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01You hold on to what you got, Kat.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04You don't deserve to be sad.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Hey! Shh, shh, shh.
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Shh, shh.
0:25:08 > 0:25:14- We're parents, Max. We've got partners and businesses...- That ain't right.- ..bills, responsibilities.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18Happiness - that's a glass of wine and no-one nagging. Where does "happiness" fit in?
0:25:18 > 0:25:22- Tan, we're with the wrong people. You know we are. - Tell you what I know.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25I know that you are never satisfied.
0:25:25 > 0:25:26Me, I'm an idiot.
0:25:26 > 0:25:34I guarantee you, Max, if we did do it right, we'd tear up those kids, screw Greg and Vanessa over.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Two months... Two months, you'd be twitching.
0:25:37 > 0:25:43- Six months, I'd be left holding the baby, you'd be lining up another Stacey. I know you.- I love you.
0:25:43 > 0:25:44- Shut up.- I do, I love you.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51- Didn't matter what I said. Julie just wouldn't listen. - Yeah, well...
0:25:51 > 0:25:56It's only queens that get to have kings fall in love with them, don't they?
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Just didn't want to know.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00- All right?- Hey, Michael.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02- Jean.- Oh!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06- Is my old man at it with Carol Jackson?- Ohh...
0:26:10 > 0:26:13What is the wrong with you, Max? Walking out without a word.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16You do know you've got the house keys?
0:26:18 > 0:26:23- Good work.- "See all, say nothing." That's our motto.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25- Sorry, Michael.- Course.
0:26:25 > 0:26:32But...I wouldn't be surprised if Carol has got more than inflatable hammers to worry about.
0:26:32 > 0:26:33Sorry?
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Letters.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Whatever you do, don't ask Eddie about the letter from Chingford.
0:26:38 > 0:26:43- What?- Disconcertingly angry he was.
0:26:45 > 0:26:50I've had enough. If you don't want to sit down and write our wedding to-do list,
0:26:50 > 0:26:54then don't write a to-do list. But you do not stand me up here.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56SHE SIGHS
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Where are you, Max?
0:27:06 > 0:27:09I'm sick of being your latest affair.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13- Remind me how we got together the first time. - I've grown up. I have grown up.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Come on, Max. You know this isn't right.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19We've been gone too long.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Give me a couple of minutes, follow me out.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26- YOU give it a... - You want to go out together? - Don't be so stupid!
0:27:26 > 0:27:28So, where do we stand?
0:27:35 > 0:27:40I can't. I want it to be over. I'm going on holiday, Max, and when I come back, I want it to be over.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43You don't mean that. You know I won't let you.
0:27:45 > 0:27:49It's too big, Max. The fallout from all this, it's too big.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52It doesn't matter what I want.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56The one thing I know - nothing stays secret for ever, does it?
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