0:00:31 > 0:00:33GREG: There we go.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35- Morning.- Hello.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Where were you last night?
0:00:37 > 0:00:38I was just...
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Just here.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Thought you'd be packing - we're off later on, aren't we?
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Cup of tea'd be nice first.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Cup of tea. Right you are.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55There's a tractor.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59It's a big day today, baby.
0:01:19 > 0:01:24MUSIC: Instrumental version of "Can't Smile Without You"
0:01:26 > 0:01:28ALFIE HUMS CHEERILY
0:01:28 > 0:01:29- Ssh!- What's the matter?
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Look at her.- What am I looking at?
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Well?- Well, what?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Don't you see?- Don't know what you're talking about.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48- She hasn't spoken a word for two days.- Well, she wouldn't, though, would she?- No?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50No, she wouldn't.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- She is taking her medication, isn't she?- It ain't that.- No?- No.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56It's a bloke.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Jean's got a bloke? - No, she ain't got one - which is why she's gone mute.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01- She THOUGHT she had one. - Yeah, she don't now.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Right, so who's the bloke?
0:02:04 > 0:02:05No. You mean, "Who WAS the bloke?"
0:02:05 > 0:02:07It's Norman. He's the bloke.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- He ain't NOW.- No.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Right, so who is?
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- It doesn't matter, cos Pat stepped in.- Pat? - Yeah, she's got the bloke now.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17- Yeah, she's got the bloke. - That old trout?
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Well, we're not having that. - Ain't we?- No, we're not.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24And I can't believe you two kept it to yourselves. HE SIGHS
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Guess what I did last night.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Go on - have a guess.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35I don't think that's the sort of talk we need at the breakfast table.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38I bought a car for Lauren. What d'you reckon?
0:02:38 > 0:02:41You can buy one for me an' all if you like.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Went down the Vic, saw Darren, did the deal there and then on the spot.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49We can put a big ribbon round it, give it to her. She'll get the surprise of her life.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- You didn't have to do that, Greg. - Well, I wanted to.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55- Excuse me, everyone...- You can't just chuck cars at people.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Not unless you're really strong. - Mum!
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Excuse me... - Hang on. This conversation doesn't actually involve you.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Thanks, Greg, but she's my daughter. If anyone buys her a car, it'll be me.
0:03:05 > 0:03:10- She's sort of my daughter. - And he's a better dad than her own dad.- Mum, that's enough!
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Sorry. Sorry, I'm just tired.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Shouldn't we say grace?- Good Lord.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Shouldn't we?- Get a grip, girl.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Yeah, we should.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Yeah, that'd be nice, Rai.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Are you serious?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Yeah, I'd like to, actually.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35And you would.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Spit it out - my toast's getting cold.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47I thank God for this meal...
0:03:47 > 0:03:48and for this family...
0:03:48 > 0:03:53Us all being here isn't something I've always had...
0:03:53 > 0:03:56so I thank you and, er...
0:03:58 > 0:04:03I think the word you're looking for is "amen".
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Amen.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Amen.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23ANSWERPHONE: 'You have six new messages.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26'Message one...' RECORDING STOPS
0:04:30 > 0:04:32What have I done with it? What have I done with it?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35It was there. I know it was there. I know it was there.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38It was there. I put it there yesterday.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I'll phone Max. Max might have seen it.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47I put it there, while I put my gloves on, then I went back here...
0:04:47 > 0:04:51SHE MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Max? Max, it's me.
0:04:55 > 0:05:00Look, I've lost my engagement ring. I took it off yesterday and now it's gone and I can't find it anywhere.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Look, can you give me a call if you've seen it? Please?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06OK, bye. Bye.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Bet you're wondering why I'm in here.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Meeting Greg. Made a sale last night. He's buying a motor for Lauren.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- No, he ain't. That's my job. - It's a bit late for that.
0:05:17 > 0:05:22- I've done the paperwork, deposit... I thought you'd be happy. - Why would I? It's my kid, not his.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Jack.- Max.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- How's things?- Yeah, good.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- Did you think about what I said? - Yeah, I did, yeah.- And?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Yeah, I took your advice.- Really?
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- Get us another coffee, Darren, please.- You've still got one. - I want another one.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45It's like you said. Tanya, she don't want to be the other woman.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48She tried that before, as you so kindly pointed out.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49I'm almost believing you.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Well, believe.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Cos you helped us see the light.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55There you go.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Where's mine? - Well, you could've said.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- I'm saying now, ain't I? - Yeah, I know, but you ain't my boss.
0:06:04 > 0:06:09Oi! I've got money wrapped up in the car lot, which means you, doughnut, collect the coffees.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Go on.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19This better be straight up, Max. Only I'm watching you.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Well, you watch all you like.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25You've seen the light - amazing.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Yeah, I saw it all right.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33- One coffee. - Right, I've got to get off.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37You're doing the right thing.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Yeah. Don't I know it.
0:06:39 > 0:06:44Max, if that was about business I really feel like I should be involved.
0:06:44 > 0:06:49Calm down. I'm still getting over you selling a motor to Greg. DARREN SIGHS
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Here, couldn't put those in the salon?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Yeah, yeah, I could maybe put a few round.- Life-saver.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58I've got loads to distribute.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- This what you're doing now? Spreading the word.- It's helping me so I can help others, right?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04You look good on it.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08- Do I?- Yeah. Happier. Much.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I feel it. I do.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Thing is, you never really know where it's going to come from. Happiness.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17You just have to keep looking forward till you stumble across it.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Or sometimes it was there already.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Yeah. Thanks.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- See you later, Rai.- See you later.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- MO:- It's a diabolical liberty, it is.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Yeah.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Yeah. I understand.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Jean?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42So...Norman.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Who?- We all know.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Oh, well, it's not worth mentioning. Not really.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Are you going to let that slapper walk all over you?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Pat ain't a patch on you. - That's not the way Norman sees it.
0:07:55 > 0:08:00Where's your fight, woman? If I'd given up on the first hurdle, I'd be a nun by now.
0:08:00 > 0:08:05What you need is to catch his eye, take his breath away.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07I'm not really the showy type.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Flaming liberty.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Have you seen this?
0:08:11 > 0:08:15They're closing the community centre, just because of a dodgy roof.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18The council won't pay out cos of cuts.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21What a shame. No more wrestling for the over-90s.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23There goes my webcam dream.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Let's have a look at that.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Hey, Nan, you're a beaut. This is it, Jean.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32You start a "save our community centre" campaign.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35You can spearhead it, get in the papers..
0:08:35 > 0:08:41- Not me. Surely...- Who reads the papers? I bet Norman does. - I'm not a rebel.- Well,- I- am.
0:08:41 > 0:08:46- And all you got to do is follow my lead.- Iron your leotard, Mo. Wrestling's back on.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50SHE BREATHES RAPIDLY
0:08:50 > 0:08:52PHONE RINGS
0:08:54 > 0:08:56- Hello?!- 'Mum...'
0:08:56 > 0:09:00- Oh, Jodie.- I've been having thoughts right? And there is no way
0:09:00 > 0:09:03that me and you aren't getting married on the same day.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07I'm a bit busy right now, darling. We'll talk later, yeah?
0:09:07 > 0:09:10It wouldn't be right without you by my side. Tell her, Poppy.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13No. No, look it wouldn't be right without you.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Mum?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19What's happened?
0:09:21 > 0:09:26- Hello. Gaynor, would you like to take Ms Cooper upstairs?- Sure. Follow me.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34- All right?- Hello.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41I've just texted the girls - told them to come round later.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- SHE EXHALES DEEPLY - This is it, then?- This is it.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49I couldn't sleep last night. Everyone's faces kept popping into my head.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Greg, you mean?
0:09:51 > 0:09:56- Abs, Rainie. Even my mum.- Your mum? It's no wonder you couldn't sleep.
0:09:56 > 0:10:01- She's going to be your mum again soon. You ready for that?- Yeah, I don't care. As long as I'm with you.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Did you know Greg's bought Lauren a motor?
0:10:06 > 0:10:10You'll just have to let it go, babe. It's probably the last thing he'll ever do for her.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13What if she sticks to her word - jumps in it and runs me over?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15She's not going to.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Not when she realises it's us.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21We're all going to be together again. All of us.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24I'm shaking. Look at me.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26I'm going to need a drink before we do this.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30I tell you what - why don't we meet at the flat? We'll have a couple of drinks, then...
0:10:30 > 0:10:34take a deep breath and go and tell everyone. SHE SIGHS
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- Max...- I know.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38But we walk in...
0:10:38 > 0:10:39hand in hand...
0:10:39 > 0:10:42and we'll do what we got to do.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- It's a sign.- It's a lost ring. - It's almost like the ring knows something's not right.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Mum, you're getting married.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Max has proposed, you've accepted.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Yeah. Same day as Jode. - Yeah, same day as me.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Not so sure about that. Max wasn't exactly happy at the prospect.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03- Mum, I'm not doing this without you. Poppy'll drag Max there if she has to.- Yeah, I'll drag him.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08All this panic is just nerves.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12- What you really need is to get thinking about your big day. - BOTH big days.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Which is the same day.- I dunno, love.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18- I- do. Now come on,
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Jodie's taking charge.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23What you need is plans.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Big, amazing plans.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28Beep, beep, beep.
0:11:30 > 0:11:35That got a chapter about being dumped with grandchildren morning, noon and night?
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Thought you was going to be out spreading the gospel.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40I'm building up to it.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Not a lot to shoving a leaflet in someone's face.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Bit more than that, Mum.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Really?
0:11:48 > 0:11:50OSCAR CHATTERS
0:11:51 > 0:11:56- TV, VOLUME INCREASING: 'That's the cartoon done by Topol...'- Mum!
0:11:56 > 0:12:02'..who played the part of Tevye in Fiddler, and he did that and one other one of me,
0:12:02 > 0:12:06- 'and gave them to me and signed them. There you go.- Wow! He was a great artist, as well.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08'Yeah, it's a good cartoon...'
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Patrick?
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Do you fancy a drink or three?
0:12:13 > 0:12:16What do you mean, you're busy?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Doing what?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20What?!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24So what made Jean so popular, then?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- Shut up.- What you doing?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Don't keep hitting me like that, that's abuse that is, darling.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33- You're going to have to kiss it better later now, ain't you? - I would, but...
0:12:33 > 0:12:34I got chapped lips.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38- This...is a desecration.- What?
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- A desecration. - You doing that in French?
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Zip it, Nan.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Go on, Jean.
0:12:45 > 0:12:50Well, er, whatever it is, it's wrong. Because we need the centre
0:12:50 > 0:12:54and, um... Well, if we want it, we're going to have to fight for it.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Oh, yes, it's like everything in life, you know.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Exactly, Patrick. Exactly.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01So, um, I'm proposing...
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Oh, Jean. Oh, yes, I'll marry you.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10For me? You shouldn't have.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- Just what every teen needs. - Shame I haven't got a car to put them in, though.
0:13:14 > 0:13:19Well, that's the thing. See, we've got to think about getting you a motor.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Sure your dad can sort you out a deal.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25- You think he would?- Well, there's no point passing your test if you're going to get on a bus!
0:13:25 > 0:13:28I'm proposing that we all take up arms together.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32Oh, yes, and take up your legs too.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34PATRICK CHUCKLES
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Patrick, we're supposed to be taking this seriously. Er...
0:13:38 > 0:13:41I'm proposing a roof fund.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Ways of raising money to get the roof fixed.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Here, Norm. Over here, mate. (Build it and he will come.)
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Heard there was an uprising.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Yes, this is us.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Up rising together.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Ooh, sorry. I got held up.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Budge up, Patrick.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59All right, all right, all right.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Ooh, I love a revolution.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05We've got enough actually, Pat. Sorry.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Kat, love, you can never have enough. You should know that.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09I agree.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Aww!
0:14:19 > 0:14:21This bit still makes me cry.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23You're supposed to be cheering me up.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25This is cheery.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Dead cheery.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31- You two!- So, have you got any ideas yet? Things you might need.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33You know, stuff like they had.
0:14:33 > 0:14:38- What, like the Royals?- We've got to splash out, make it spesh.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41It'll turn up. It will.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46So, how's Darren about all this, eh?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- It is his big day as well.- Well, me and Pops've got a plan for him.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- We're going to do a pincher movement. - Pincher.- Pincher?
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Like a crab with his pinchers - come at him from either side.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59He tries to go one way, I'll be there. Tries to go the other way, Poppy'll be there.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01- Genius, innit?- Genius.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Gaynor'll be with you in a minute, all right?
0:15:33 > 0:15:39I'm sorry if I got a bit ahead of myself earlier on.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41You know, with the car and all that.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43You didn't need to do that, darling.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Course I did. Don't want you unhappy, do I?
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- Not when we're about to fly off. - I haven't packed yet.
0:15:50 > 0:15:55I just got the cases down. I thought we could pack a bit extra - you know, bit of silk, bit of lace...
0:15:55 > 0:16:00- Great.- You do what you've got to do here, hand over the keys and I'll sort the rest out, all right?
0:16:17 > 0:16:18TOY BANGS
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Stop that racket. D'you hear me?
0:16:23 > 0:16:27Stop your noise.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39How class is that?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Max and Jack will see that I'm not just the coffee boy.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44How many of these have you got?
0:16:44 > 0:16:45- A thousand.- One thousand?
0:16:45 > 0:16:49Yep. Mickey did me a good deal. He said you can't call yourself a businessman
0:16:49 > 0:16:51unless you've got business cards.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Yeah. It's going to take centuries to hand them all out. Sorry.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Right. Pretend you don't know me.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02- But I do.- Yeah, I know. But you're just pretending, right, Tam? Go with it, all right?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04- Pretend we're at a function. - What function?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Um, golf. A golf day.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09I wouldn't be there, cos I don't like golf.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Yeah I know, but this is the bloke you're pretending to be.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- He likes golf?- He loves it.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Oh, OK. What trousers am I wearing?
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- Sorry? - Cos they wear really weird trousers.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25Yeah, anyway, I come over, and we get chatting, and you say...
0:17:25 > 0:17:29- "D'you like my trousers?"- No. You say, what do I do for a living?
0:17:29 > 0:17:34And I say, "Darren Miller, sales exec, work in the automobile industry."
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- And you say... - "I've got other pairs."
0:17:36 > 0:17:39"How interesting. Really good to talk to you.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42"Why don't you take one of my cards and...call me?"
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- I've already got one, though, so... - Well, now you've got two.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47OK. I'll call you twice, then.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Yeah. Call me twice.
0:17:49 > 0:17:54- Here he is.- Here he is. - Oh, look what I've got!
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Pincher One to Pincher Two. Are you reading me? Over.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Pincher Two to Pincher One, I am reading you. Over.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03- Darren Miller, I am sick of being engaged to you.- Sick to death.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06- So I've decided that we're going to set a date.- A date to get married.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Cool.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11I will see you on the golf course, Darren. OK?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Oh, you should've told me you were having a meeting.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Tell you what, that centre has been a godsend to me. Talking of which...
0:18:25 > 0:18:32This is too late for me, my dear. Not enough time left to repent for all the things that I have done.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36- That's just it - it's never too late.- We're talking roof here.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37Oh...sorry.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- There's some wise words in here. - Yeah, I think so.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Yeah, but none of 'em mention a tiler. So come on, Jean, focus.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Right.
0:18:46 > 0:18:51I've put together a fund-raising team list.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54So Patrick, because you're such a charmer,
0:18:54 > 0:18:59I thought you could contact local companies and see if they'd like to contribute to the cause.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Well, then, I'll give it my charming best, my dear.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Norman and I...- Yeah?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09I thought we could do event management.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Organise some sort of function where we get people to...
0:19:13 > 0:19:16open their eyes to what is going on.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18I'm all for that, Jean.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22- You are?- Oh, yeah. - So who's going to do the catering?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24W-W-Why do we need catering?
0:19:24 > 0:19:29- You always need catering.- Yeah, I could help you with that Jean. Yeah, you cook, I'll dish out.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- OK, that sounds settled, then. - It does?- Yeah.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Hold on. This is JEAN'S scheme.
0:19:34 > 0:19:40Yeah, and it's working beautifully. I'll help you manage events. And I hope you've got some good ideas.
0:19:40 > 0:19:45- Well, let's discuss it all over a bottle of wine, eh?- Oh, lovely.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- SHE SHOUTS:- Brainwave! Brainwave!
0:19:50 > 0:19:54I know what will get us some money.
0:19:57 > 0:20:02We could have a fete. Yeah. We could hold a fete.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05And it could be called the, um...
0:20:05 > 0:20:06Fete and Fortune Day.
0:20:06 > 0:20:11- I can do me tarot cards.- You know, we could get Ian to sponsor that.
0:20:11 > 0:20:16And we'll need a main attraction, so maybe, Norman, you could do your Pearly King thing.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20- You'll need a Pearly Queen.- I could do that. We could be a right pearly royal couple, Norman.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23- Everyone will flock to see us. - That's a great idea!
0:20:24 > 0:20:28- But I've got my own Queen. - You have?
0:20:28 > 0:20:29You'll do it, won't you, Pat?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37CRASHING
0:20:37 > 0:20:40OSCAR SCREAMS
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Oscar?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46I'm on my way there now.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50Yeah, I'm going to tidy up, yeah. Put everything in boxes.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Yeah all right, I'll see you there.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59What you doing there?
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- What are we going to do, Max? - What do you mean, do?
0:21:02 > 0:21:06- About the wedding. The double wedding. You know - me, you, Jodie, Vanessa.- Why? What?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09It's still happening. They're in the kitchen, planning it.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12They dragged me here and started talking about flamingoes.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15I had to escape. You've got to calm them down, have a word.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19- I can't - I got to be somewhere. - What am I going to do?
0:21:19 > 0:21:23- Darren, just calm down.- Calm down? I need to find about 20 grand.
0:21:23 > 0:21:28- Maybe you don't need to.- It's not like I can turn to my parents - they ain't got it.- I didn't mean that.
0:21:28 > 0:21:33- Just slow down, don't panic and things'll take care of themselves, all right?- Well, how exactly?
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Darren, just keep your money in your pocket, all right?
0:21:36 > 0:21:40Just keep it there and what will be will be.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Max...
0:21:45 > 0:21:47You do realise you're my hero, don't you?
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Yeah, I managed to get rid of most of them.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Oh, great. Me too.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04Rai, have you read anything yet about forgiveness?
0:22:04 > 0:22:07- Loads.- Yeah?- Yeah. Why?
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Just wondering.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10PHONE RINGS
0:22:19 > 0:22:20Hello.
0:22:22 > 0:22:23What?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Right, yeah, I'll be straight there.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Tan?
0:22:30 > 0:22:32MUSIC: "La Bamba" by Los Lobos
0:22:32 > 0:22:35HE SINGS ALONG: # La, la, la, la La Bamba
0:22:35 > 0:22:39# Ba-da-ba-da-da, da-da. #
0:22:39 > 0:22:45Oh, yeah!
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Thank you. How is he?
0:22:48 > 0:22:51He's fine, Mrs Jessop. Just a cut and a small bruise.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54I'm going for a drink. He's worn me out.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58Oh, I'm so sorry, darling. Mummy should've been here, shouldn't she?
0:22:58 > 0:23:01- He'll definitely be OK? - Right as rain.- OK, well, thank you.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- To be honest, I was hoping to see you.- You were?
0:23:04 > 0:23:07While Oscar's in the play area, can I have a quick word?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09My receptionist will look after him.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Yeah, OK.
0:23:16 > 0:23:17You all right?
0:23:20 > 0:23:24Jodie...I've thought long and hard about this,
0:23:24 > 0:23:27and I've decided that I'm not going to marry you.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31- Oh, no.- What?- Without making it the social event of the year!
0:23:31 > 0:23:34- TAMWAR LAUGHS - I almost ruined my golf trousers.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- I'm going to go now - I got a restaurant to run.- Well, not yet,
0:23:37 > 0:23:40cos I ain't asked you to be my best man yet, have I?
0:23:40 > 0:23:45- Are you going to get down on one knee?- No but come on - you going to do me the honour? Yes or no?- Yes.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49- I can have what I want?- And more. - Have you actually got the money, though?
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- Yeah, I've got the money.- Good. - THEY SCREAM
0:23:56 > 0:24:00It's on - the double wedding! Darren said that Max said it's on!
0:24:03 > 0:24:07- Forgive me for asking, but did you get a letter recently?- From?
0:24:07 > 0:24:11- The health service.- I don't know. It's been so manic lately, I...
0:24:11 > 0:24:15I did stuff some post in my bag, actually, yeah.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18What they writing to me for? It's not one of them surveys, is it?
0:24:18 > 0:24:19I don't think it's a survey.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43- How did you know I was getting a letter?- You should maybe open it.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- What is this? - The results of your smear test.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Your smear's reported as having severe dyskaryosis.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04- What's that in English? - Don't be alarmed, but they're pre-cancerous abnormal cells
0:25:04 > 0:25:06that may need treatment.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10I heard the C word then. That was the C word.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14- The results don't necessarily mean that.- So, what do they mean?
0:25:14 > 0:25:19There's a concern about some of the cells. For the majority of women, however, they won't be cancerous.
0:25:19 > 0:25:24- But they might be for me? - You'll need to call the gynaecology unit to make an appointment.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26The leaflets they enclosed tell you more.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30I, um...
0:25:31 > 0:25:33D'you know, I did have some...
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Some bleeding...
0:25:35 > 0:25:38you know - after sex. Does that mean something?
0:25:41 > 0:25:45It's bad, isn't it? I knew it was. I meant to come in about that...
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Well, you'll need to get it checked out.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50- It's bad, isn't it?- We need to get you looked at as soon as we can.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Right, but you're... I mean, you've seen all this before, so you'd know.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56We can't make assumptions - not at this stage.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Is this... Is this what I think...
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Is this what I think it could be?
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Is it? I mean, you can tell me. I'd like to hear.
0:26:07 > 0:26:11Obviously... Obviously, I wouldn't but I've got to. So tell me...
0:26:11 > 0:26:13- Tell me. Is it?- Tanya...
0:26:13 > 0:26:15It's cancer, innit? Tanya, please...
0:26:19 > 0:26:20Hm!
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Like father, like daughter.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Let's make this appointment, hey?
0:26:25 > 0:26:27He was dead before he was 40.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34SHE SINGS ALONG TO RADIO: # Ever since we met you've had a hold on me
0:26:34 > 0:26:37# It happens to be true
0:26:37 > 0:26:41# I only wanna be with you. #
0:26:59 > 0:27:04- Flamingos, Poppy.- Flamingos, yeah. - Ice sculptures.- Ice sculptures! - THEY SQUEAL
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