0:00:27 > 0:00:29No, it's got a crease in it,
0:00:29 > 0:00:32you're going to have to pull it tighter.
0:00:32 > 0:00:33All right.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Couldn't you have made "Beale's Plaice" bigger?
0:00:35 > 0:00:37I tried, but it made it look off balance.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40I've got some sponsorship posters printed up as well.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Where shall I stick them?
0:00:41 > 0:00:43I'll leave that up to you, Ian.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45True. It's my event after all.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Ma, Ma, come here.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Oh, thank you.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51We have to help each other. Isn't that what today's about?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Yes.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55I've been meaning to come over...
0:00:55 > 0:00:58to talk about wedding plans.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01We're not having this conversation, Syed. Not now, not ever.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Is that why you're helping me, or is it actually for the fete?
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- It's because of the fete.- Good.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10- I hope I've made enough samosas.- You won't be stuck on the stall all day?
0:01:10 > 0:01:14- You are going to have a bit of fun yourself.- Life isn't all about fun, all right, Syed?
0:01:14 > 0:01:18- I'm helping the community.- They want to see you let your hair down.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22I often let my hair down. I am a fun-filled person.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Everyone knows that.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27She's a selfish cow.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31- I thought she was your best mate. - No, not after yesterday.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Listen to this - I had my holiday booked, OK?
0:01:33 > 0:01:36I had my sunglasses, my passport, but what didn't I have?
0:01:36 > 0:01:39My mate. Cos she was having it off with my brother the whole time!
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Just forget about it.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Yeah.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Listen, I don't suppose you fancy going to the fete, do you?
0:01:46 > 0:01:47It's not really my thing.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- Oh.- But what is my thing is taking you bowling.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- Bowling?- Yeah. You could gasp in wonder at my coordination.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- All right.- That's better.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Whitney, I've been looking for you.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- Can I have a word? - Come on, Lee, let's go...
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Oh, that is very grown up, isn't it? I'm entitled to a life, you know, Whitney!
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Jean, can you pass me that end up, please, darling? Thank you.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10You know, it's not as if I like many men...
0:02:10 > 0:02:12not in that way.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Stands to reason that when I do find one I like he doesn't like me.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Not just him though, is it? Eddie didn't like you either.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- His loss. Jean, the bunting now, darling.- Do you know, I'm so fed up of being on my own.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Life has got no... surprises any more.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28- Get a dog, then.- A dog?!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31I don't want a dog!
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- I want what you and Kat have got! I want love!- Jean...
0:02:35 > 0:02:36I mean...
0:02:38 > 0:02:40..what's wrong with me?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Am I that ugly?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45You're not ugly! There's nothing wrong with you.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49If you ask me, that Norman needs his bumps feeling.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Old man like that, must be at least 20 years older than you.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56I like older me, I always have. Brian was seven years older than me.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Older men are more...reliable.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Who wants reliable? Give me a younger fella any day.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04- They're always up for it. - It's a good job you go for the younger blokes.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Seeing as how all the fellas your age are all dead.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- Don't even think about that Norman. - He had lovely eyes.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Did you notice? You can tell a lot from a man's eyes.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Well, if he prefers tub-of-lard Pat over you, he needs his eyes tested.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Do you think I should do something different to my hair?
0:03:19 > 0:03:24- What do you think? - I think, Jean... I think you should give me the bunting. Thank you.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27I'd have made a great Pearly Queen.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- Yeah, you would have. - A really great one.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- Are you going to mope about like this all day?- I am not moping! I am...
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Oh, it doesn't matter, it's all a joke to you, anyway.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41And yes, I did like Eddie, very, very much
0:03:41 > 0:03:43but there wasn't the connection.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46And there could be with Norman, he just doesn't know it yet!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48And...
0:03:48 > 0:03:50why can't I have a bit of fun?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Why is it never my day?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Bet she's not took her tablets today.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58No, she's right, she would've made a great Pearly Queen.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00And she will.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02- How do you mean? - Tell you what I mean.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03I know someone in the know.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05If she wants to be Pearly Queen for the day,
0:04:05 > 0:04:08then a Pearly Queen she will be.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Will you just stop! Stop it!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Come on. How often are we in a room alone?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17All right, well, just keep your hands to yourself!
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Rarr!- Hurry up, Pat!
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Oh.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24# La-da, da-da
0:04:24 > 0:04:26# Da-da-da-da-daaa... #
0:04:28 > 0:04:29HE CHUCKLES
0:04:31 > 0:04:34I knew it. I look ridiculous, don't I?
0:04:34 > 0:04:38- No, no, you don't. No, you look really authentic. - No, I was just laughing...
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I was just laughing because, um...
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Well, you know...- Yeah. I know.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Right. Here we go...
0:04:47 > 0:04:49A right couple of swells.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51A right couple of fools, more like.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55- I'm not doing it. - Course you are.- People will laugh!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58No, they won't. See what you've done?
0:04:58 > 0:04:59You'll have to get somebody else.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- Jean wanted to do it.- No, no.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04I don't want Jean! I want you.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Look, if I can dress up like this, so can you.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08It's different for you.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11What? Cos I look like an idiot all the time?
0:05:11 > 0:05:14No, cos I live here! That's my square out there, my neighbours!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Which is exactly why you should do it.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20It's a money raiser for the community centre, right?
0:05:20 > 0:05:25So what if a few people laugh at first? They'll soon line up for a photo with you.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Not because you look stupid...
0:05:27 > 0:05:29because you're the Queen.
0:05:30 > 0:05:31Besides...
0:05:31 > 0:05:33you carry it off better than most.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Really?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Really.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46You seen it out there?
0:05:46 > 0:05:48All the flags and smiles?
0:05:48 > 0:05:53They're patting themselves on the back for thinking about doing something for the community.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56And I bet before it's dark, they'll be at each other's throats.
0:05:56 > 0:06:02I'd rather just spend some money on sending it to an African tribe.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04get 'em a decent water supply.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Here you go, fellas. Careful. Lovely, that'll do.- All right.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- Right, where's our free beer? - Yeah, very funny(!)
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- Listen, Paddy, thanks for your help. Much appreciated. - It's all right, it's all right.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20I've had that Ian Beale breathing down my neck all morning,
0:06:20 > 0:06:23sticking his posters on anything that doesn't move.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26That sounds about right. So what time's kick off?
0:06:26 > 0:06:31- In half an hour.- All right. I'll see you boys later. - Much appreciated. Cheers, lads.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Is he, uh...- What?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- You know? - HE WHISTLES
0:06:36 > 0:06:37- What's...? - HE WHISTLES
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- Of course he's a bit... - HE WHISTLES
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Right. Thought so. He kept having a look.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- Please. If anything, he's looking at me.- You must be joking! The gays love me.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Yeah, only cos you come on to them, don't you? You know, his closet door's always been a bit ajar.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51I'm comfortable with my sexuality, boys.
0:06:51 > 0:06:56- Oh, really?- I attract attention. I'm used to it. Girls, blokes. They're only human.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Some are human, most are dogs, though.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- Oi, lads, lads. Oi oi! - Here, Pat, you lost a button?
0:07:02 > 0:07:06One more crack like that and I'm turning straight round.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Pull all the faces you like, the Pat I used to know
0:07:09 > 0:07:11was never backwards in pushing herself forward.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- Well, that was a long time ago. - She's still in there.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Now, we're supposed to be meeting our photographer from...- Oh, no!
0:07:18 > 0:07:24- You could end up on the Billingsgate Fish Market calendar as Miss November.- November?
0:07:24 > 0:07:25- Yes.- What about Miss July?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28See! I said the old Pat was still in there.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Right, what is it we're supposed to be doing?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Well, we open the thing and then we pose for pics.
0:07:33 > 0:07:38We must make sure we charge a quid a photo. It all adds up.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Ooh, there's the photographer! Come on, Pat. From the Gazette?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45How good is that?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50You must be so proud.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Hi, Rebecca. What are you doing here?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Thought I'd come cheer you on.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58I raided the piggy bank. It's all for a good cause, isn't it?
0:07:58 > 0:08:02- Yeah, yeah. - And besides, I wanted to see you.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07I was going to give you a call later on, honestly...
0:08:07 > 0:08:11- There's something I need to talk to you about. Let's go and get a coffee.- Sure.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- Norman Simmonds, two M's. - Why's she dressed like that?
0:08:15 > 0:08:19- You Pearly Queen, eh?- It fits perfectly.- You look a picture, you do, sweetheart.
0:08:19 > 0:08:25- Thank you for doing this for me. - No, sweetheart. You have fun today. You look great.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28He has his moments! Look at Pat's face! All right, Pat?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- Oh, no, don't cos a stir, I don't want a fuss.- Well, I do.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Let's see who has the most buttons. - I'm fine here.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37You've got to show Norman what he's missing out on. Come on.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41- Did you know about this?- No. I've no idea why she's dressed like that. - Oh, I have -
0:08:41 > 0:08:43she's out to make trouble, like her daughter.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47They crack on they're a salt shaker short of a cruet set
0:08:47 > 0:08:50but they're all there when they want to be.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52What are you playing at, Jean?
0:08:52 > 0:08:56- I'm not playing at anything. - She can get dressed up if she wants.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58There's no law against it.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Actually, the Pearly Society are very strict when it comes to their outfits.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Leave off, it's a suit with a few buttons on it...
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Looks lovely, though, don't she?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Well, yes. - Why are you doing this, Kat?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- What? - Letting Jean make a fool of herself.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13No, I'm not!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Oh, yes, you are! See, Norman chose me...not Jean.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19You think he'll look at her dressed like some sort
0:09:19 > 0:09:22of second-rate Music Hall act and change his mind?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25You're setting her up to be humiliated.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Mind you, that's probably something she's used to.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Cos she's on medication.
0:09:30 > 0:09:35- You evil old cow! - I know what you are.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38You are a bully. A really nasty bully!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Really? Well, let me tell you, madam, you are an...
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Forget it. I don't need this.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47I never wanted to dress like this anyway. I'm going home.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49No, no, Pat, no. Please.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53It's all right. It's fine.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55THERE'S your Pearly Queen
0:09:55 > 0:09:56and look at her,
0:09:56 > 0:09:59she's like a greyhound in a trap.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Can't wait to chase the rabbit.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04You stick with Jean, you make a lovely couple.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08There you go, now everyone's happy.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14- Sugar?- No, thanks.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18You said you wanted to talk about something?
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Yeah.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Would you like a biscuit?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25No. I'm fine, thanks.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Right.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Well, the thing is, Rebecca...
0:10:31 > 0:10:35- ..I really like you.- Oh.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Well, I like you, too.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Good. Good.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Anyway, the thing is...
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Another thing? - Yeah. I haven't...
0:10:47 > 0:10:49I haven't been completely honest with you.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51- Go on.- Um...
0:10:51 > 0:10:56Well, you've kind of made this assumption and I haven't corrected you...
0:10:56 > 0:10:58- What assumption?- That, um...
0:10:58 > 0:11:00That I'm a widower.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04I am divorced. Well, nearly divorced. It is pretty much the same thing, isn't it?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Your wife's still alive?!
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Yeah. You sure you don't want one of these biscuits?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Look, Rebecca, I didn't know how things were going to turn out
0:11:13 > 0:11:17between us, and when you presumed Jane was dead,
0:11:17 > 0:11:21- I just kind of went along with it. - You lied to me.
0:11:21 > 0:11:26No, no. Technically, right, I just didn't correct you.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- Which isn't lying, is it?- Excuses!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30You just sound like my ex-husband.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34- Yeah, but hang on, you all just assumed I was a widower.- "All"?
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Yeah, you and the other mums.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39You've been seeing the other mums!
0:11:39 > 0:11:41No. Not all of them! Just some of them.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45It's not really seeing either, it was just coffee and things.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Cheryl and Fiona meant absolutely nothing to me.- Forget it, Ian.
0:11:48 > 0:11:49I like you.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Just forget it!
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Rebecca...
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Everyone's out.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59I'm avoiding the enforced fun day.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01Um...
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Lauren, look...
0:12:04 > 0:12:07you shouldn't have got involved yesterday.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Yes, I should. But I don't want to talk about it.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Just promise me you'll never deal again.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15I can't promise you that.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17This is who I am, Lauren, you know?
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Sometimes I got to do stuff just to get by.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22But you shouldn't be involved in this.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24And you shouldn't be involved with me.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26I don't need protecting, Ryan.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Right, well I think you do need protecting. From me.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30I'm a mess, Lauren.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Everything I touch falls apart.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36I bring people down with me. You nearly got arrested because of me!
0:12:36 > 0:12:38- Yes, and I didn't. So it's all right.- No.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41It's not all right...
0:12:43 > 0:12:46..and I'm not going to see you again.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Tiffany here?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52No, she's at the fete, Dot.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Oh. Oh, well, I'll leave it here, then.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Thank her very much for me. Oh, hello, Pat.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Jim... Jim, he liked it very much.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- You all right?- I got a headache.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05It's like knives in my brain.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Oh, right, well, come and sit down...
0:13:07 > 0:13:09I'll tell you who's a real headache - Kat Moon.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- I don't want to be getting in your way.- No, you're fine.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16You don't look great. She looks a bit pale, doesn't she, Pat?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Actually, Dot, you don't look too good.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22- Well, you know me, I ain't one to complain. - How long have you had them?
0:13:22 > 0:13:27Oh, the past few weeks. I mean, they used to come and go. This one, it's with me all the time.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31- Well, what's your doctor said? - Oh, well, I haven't been.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33You know, I didn't want to bother him.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Why ever not? If they're as bad as what you say they are.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Well...you know, you mean to go and...
0:13:38 > 0:13:41You're scared to find out what it might be?
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Well, like I said, I've had them before,
0:13:44 > 0:13:47my migraines, but I've never had nothing like this.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Right, Carol, get the phone.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52We're making you an appointment.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Tanya Jessop?
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Tanya Jessop?
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Mr Waverly's ready for you now.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24So remember to dig deep, it's all for a good cause
0:14:24 > 0:14:32and it gives me great pleasure to declare this fete and fortune day, well and truly open!
0:14:32 > 0:14:33CHEERING
0:14:42 > 0:14:45I was expecting to see you glued to Carol's side.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Oh, no, she's just nipped home for something.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Probably left the oven on.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52She's very homely, isn't she?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54I don't think she's homely.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58It must be so difficult for her, like, juggling all those kids.
0:14:58 > 0:15:03Not surprising she doesn't have much time to make the best of herself.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Oh, look, a test-your-strength machine.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10- Go on, have a go.- I haven't had a go on one of these for years.
0:15:10 > 0:15:15Go on, you show them how it's done. I bet you can hit that bell.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- Go on, then. - You think you've got it in you?
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- Stand back.- All right.
0:15:26 > 0:15:31- Not bad at all!- You sure that's set up right? That should've hit the bell.
0:15:31 > 0:15:37- Looked very impressive from where I was standing.- Is that right?- Very.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41Right, well... I'll see you around...Hercules.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45I think you've found yourself a fan there, brother.
0:15:48 > 0:15:53- Sorry about that. Have I missed anything?- Nothing.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Oh, look.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57What if it's not want I want? You're making excuses.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01All right, you're too young for me, then!
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Actually, I think I act a lot older than you.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06You're the one coming out with the childish rubbish.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08This is about Whitney, innit?
0:16:08 > 0:16:09Course it is.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16Well, she's been through enough upset enough recently, hasn't she?
0:16:16 > 0:16:17So it's OK to upset me?
0:16:19 > 0:16:24Right, look me in the eye and tell me that you want us to finish.
0:16:27 > 0:16:32Right, idiot. OK, well tell her that you finished with me,
0:16:32 > 0:16:35that I was heartbroken and we'll just carry on in secret.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36What?
0:16:36 > 0:16:39I'm not letting you go.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42You're right, you are a mess.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46You're a lost cause.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48But lost causes turn me on.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54Wow.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01I'm only glad that Jim ain't at home. Cos he picks up when things ain't right
0:17:01 > 0:17:05and he'd know I was worried and then he'd get worked up.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07I'll have to be careful,
0:17:07 > 0:17:11on my guard when I go to visit him though.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Well, on with the motley, as they say.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17I'm taking up all of your day.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Oh, don't worry, I've got nothing better to do.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24I'm supposed to be standing out there doing my Tessie O'Shea,
0:17:24 > 0:17:28but then Demented Deirdre from the pub needed an outing from day care.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31I should never have let Norman talk me into it.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- He seems a nice man. - Yeah. Yeah, he is.
0:17:34 > 0:17:39I mean, I know it ain't none of my business, but are you and him...
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Oh, no. No, Dot, nothing like that.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44We're just good friends.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Like you and Mr Bishop.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Where is he? I haven't seen him around lately.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Oh, he's been very busy.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55You know, this pain in my head it's like knives inside my skull.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57I don't seem to get no respite from it.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00I mean, I hardly got any sleep last night.
0:18:00 > 0:18:07It seemed worse then. Well, then it always does, doesn't it? You know, when it's dark and you're alone.
0:18:07 > 0:18:12"Thou shalt not be afraid of the terror by night."
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Psalm 91 verse 5.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18But I am afraid.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Right, you're not waiting till Monday.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- I'm getting you to the hospital. - Oh, no, it'll wait.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26I'm just a bit down at the moment, that's all.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- You need to be seen, don't you? - No, I can wait!
0:18:30 > 0:18:32What if it's a stroke?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34I couldn't bear that!
0:18:36 > 0:18:40I tell you what, you and me are going to have a little tot of brandy.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Now, I'm no doctor but I know it numbs the pain.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Believe me, I've been self-medicating for years!
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Did you bring someone with you?
0:18:54 > 0:18:57No, I didn't. I didn't want... I didn't want to worry.
0:18:57 > 0:19:02You've had a bit of a shock. You shouldn't really be on your own.
0:19:04 > 0:19:10Me and my husband are separated and, um, my best mate moved away.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12There must be someone.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17There's my daughters.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21- But, I can't...- Look, maybe you should stay here for a while.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26- I could get someone to sit with you. - No. I'll be fine. Sorry.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Sorry. It's just the shock, isn't it?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32It's just the shock. Although it isn't.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35I mean, I knew when you sent the letter, I knew it was bad news,
0:19:35 > 0:19:39but, um... well, you just do, don't you? So...
0:19:41 > 0:19:46I'm going to be fine. I can do this. I can do this.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58- Come on, Alfie! Put your back into it! - What do you think I'm doing?
0:20:05 > 0:20:09- Yes! In your face, Alfie! - That's because you started before Patrick said!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- Sore loser! Loser! Loser! - Listen to him.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- He wins one thing and thinks he's Rocky Balboa. - All mouth, is he?- And the rest.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18You want to get down the gym more. Only exercise he gets is drinking pints.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21- Some of us weren't born weeds. - You were born a loser.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25Oi, oi, oi. That's my cue. Now listen, this is a community day.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Go knock some coconuts down or hit on some girls.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Save the fighting till we get back home.
0:20:33 > 0:20:38Number of times I've had to get in between Robbie and Sonia when they were kids.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Bet you were the same with your brothers and sisters.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42- Yeah.- Sibling rivalry, eh?
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- Have I told you how beautiful you look today?- Are you drunk?
0:20:48 > 0:20:51I'm intoxicated with your beauty.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Now I know you're talking rubbish.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57- You've got to learn to take compliments. - I don't HAVE to do anything...
0:20:57 > 0:21:00but compliments are nice. Thank you.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12I've never seen anything like it! Your ball bounced three aisles.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- Three!- What can I say? It slipped out of my hand.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17- You're a liability, you.- Yeah.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25- Sorry.- No. It's just that, um...
0:21:25 > 0:21:26What?
0:21:29 > 0:21:30It doesn't matter.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43I like you a lot.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Yeah, well...
0:21:47 > 0:21:51- there's things you don't know about me.- Ditto.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54I mean, if you did know, then...
0:21:54 > 0:21:58you probably wouldn't like me.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01You don't support Spurs, do you? Cos if you do, I'm out that door.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04I'm being serious.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Don't worry about it. You'll tell me when the time's right.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10It's like I say, I like you.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- OK, shall I get us some more drinks? - Yeah, definitely.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36You know, it's a shame there isn't the egg-and-spoon race.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39I used to be really, really good at that.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Oh, yeah?
0:22:41 > 0:22:46I mean, most people think the trick is in choosing the right egg, but it's not.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48- It's about having a firm wrist.- Oh.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- That outfit really suits you. - You think so?
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- It gives you an air of dignity. - Thanks.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Jean, Jean, come and join me.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06- Sold out of samosas? - Yes, all gone.
0:23:06 > 0:23:11And, for your information, I've signed up for the three-legged race, because I am a fun person.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Mum, I never said you weren't.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Right, ladies and gentlemen. Can I have a bit of quiet, please?
0:23:16 > 0:23:19It's time for the three-legged race.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Now, we'll be selecting from the bucket who partners who.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28Now, in one bucket are the men, and in the other one, the women.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Now, the first name out of the bucket is...
0:23:34 > 0:23:36..Christian.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40And Christian will partner...
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Oi, oi, oi. ..Zainab.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50And the next name is Tyler.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- And his partner is Kat... - Mum.- I've got a headache.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58- No, you don't.- You expect me to tie my leg to his? You think that's my idea of fun?
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Well, it's not like he's got anything catching.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Sorry.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06I thought we were making progress.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Yeah, well, I'm not ready for that kind of progress.
0:24:09 > 0:24:15You're together, you're getting married, adopting a child, living next door to me!
0:24:15 > 0:24:20There's only so much I can take, Syed. Maybe you're right. Maybe I am incapable of having fun.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35- Want a top-up? - No, thanks, just the one for me.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37One's lonely,
0:24:37 > 0:24:42two's friendly and three is a party.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Well, at least I can say I did it.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47For all of five minutes, I was a Pearly Queen.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51Not that it was ever an ambition of mine.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55I was Miss Butlins, Clacton 1958. I bet you didn't know that.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58I had heard a rumour.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02I went for a holiday once in Clacton. It was just after the War.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05I'd come back from being evacuated.
0:25:05 > 0:25:10My sister Rose - my half sister - she ran off. I got the blame for it.
0:25:10 > 0:25:16I had my photograph taken, sitting on a donkey wearing a sash.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20- I'm going to die. - Oh, give over, Dot.- No, I feel it.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24It'll be something to do with needing glasses or something like that.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26You'll outlive the lot of us.
0:25:27 > 0:25:32There are things that I wish I'd done...that I'll never do now.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36What, like jumping off a bridge with a bit of elastic tied round your ankle?
0:25:36 > 0:25:41No. Like ice cream. Strawberry ice cream for breakfast.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Really?
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Here.
0:25:45 > 0:25:50Here, why don't you make a list? Might take your mind off your head.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53No, I don't need to make a list cos I done my shopping this morning.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54No, no, no.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58A list of things that you would like to do. Start with the ice cream.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Now, what else is there?
0:26:00 > 0:26:05Well, I'd like to make me peace with someone.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08I've been regretting that lately.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11That sounds a bit deep. But, go on, stick it down.
0:26:11 > 0:26:17Now listen to me, Dot. You are not going to die - stop saying that. It's nonsense.
0:26:17 > 0:26:22I'll tell you what is nonsense - you fooling yourself
0:26:22 > 0:26:26that you're not bothered by sitting here with me while he's out there with that Jean.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30- What do you mean? - You know what I mean.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33I mean, you're entitled to a little bit of fun now, Pat,
0:26:33 > 0:26:35cos you ain't married, are you?
0:26:35 > 0:26:39You must admit there's been a little bit of a spring in your step lately.
0:27:47 > 0:27:48Want some company?
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Get lost.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Oh, nice.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55- Come on, Whitney.- I mean it, Lauren, I'm not interested.
0:27:55 > 0:27:59- Course you're not. You're not interested in anything that's not all about you.- What?
0:27:59 > 0:28:00It's always all about you!
0:28:00 > 0:28:05- Everyone rushing round, worried about you, trying to save you from that Rob.- You slept with my brother!
0:28:05 > 0:28:09Yes, I know, Whitney, and I wanted to tell you, but I knew you'd do this -
0:28:09 > 0:28:15- make it all about you, when it's nothing to do with you!- Right, then.
0:28:36 > 0:28:38She says she's up for meeting.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42Well done.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45What shall I text back?
0:28:46 > 0:28:48I'll take over from here.
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