0:00:50 > 0:00:52All right, champ!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55What d'you fancy doing today?
0:00:55 > 0:01:01You can't keep this silent treatment up. You're going to have to talk to me at some point.
0:01:05 > 0:01:10'We've a team of researchers here in the park, tracking the elephants and letting me know what's going on.'
0:01:15 > 0:01:20- Remind me why we're going to the pub at alki-o'clock?- Cos I want to get a swift one in before we open up.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- Take the edge off.- Still don't see why we got to work today.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Thought I was the slacker in the family, not you.
0:01:26 > 0:01:31We've worked bank holidays before. What's so special about this one?
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Nothing.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Here we go... one for you, one for you...
0:01:44 > 0:01:51# Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you,
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- # Happy Birthday dear Anthony... # - All together!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57# ..Happy Birthday to you! #
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- There you go. Bet you thought we'd forgot, didn't you? - Course I didn't.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- Cheers, Alfie.- Twenty-five! I remember being that age.
0:02:04 > 0:02:10- You got so much to look forward to. - Yeah. And you could still knock back the booze without a raging hangover.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Which is why our real plan for the day is a beer-fest in here...
0:02:14 > 0:02:18followed by a special birthday surprise. Why are you worried?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Cos I know what your special surprises are like!
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- Line your stomach with this, then. - Cheers, Kat. - Shenice helped me make it.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Where is she? She was here a minute ago.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Here Birthday boy, come and blow it out, make a wish.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38DIALLING THEN ANSWERING MACHINE CLICKS ON
0:02:38 > 0:02:42'Hello, this is the Moon family. Leave a message. We'll call you back.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Morning, lads.
0:02:46 > 0:02:53# Happy Birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dear Anthony... #
0:02:53 > 0:02:56'How can you be 25 and I haven't aged a day?
0:02:56 > 0:03:01'I'm sorry I can't be there. Have a good one, son.'
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Son...
0:03:09 > 0:03:11'Messages deleted.'
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Bet you can't wait to get back to the Spanish weather.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22You won't get any summer colds over there!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Had a good time, though, didn't we?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29I'll miss you and Alfie.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Can't spend your last day cooped up in here.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37How about we... go for a picnic?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40We could invite Tiff and Bobby.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Let's go downstairs and have cake with the boys.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50It's getting more homely, don't you think?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- What's that smell? - It's the fish from the shop.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Lovely. You ready, then?
0:03:57 > 0:04:02You sure you still want to come? I mean, after...
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Look, just cos it's not going to be a double wedding any more
0:04:06 > 0:04:11- don't mean I can't be involved in my daughter's big day.- Really?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Really.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19- I wish you could come. - More time I spend at work, more money we'll have in the bank.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22He's right, and there'll be other wedding shows.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25I doubt they'll all have the theme "brides on a budget".
0:04:25 > 0:04:29Still, can't all be Kate and Wills, can we?
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Whatever we do, I know it'll be special.- See you later. - See you later.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57- Were the police asking questions about Ryan again?- Yeah.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59They're just worried. Cos he had to go away.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01For a while, like Mum and Dad? Or forever?
0:05:01 > 0:05:07Well, I know that he's out there somewhere, and that he's safe.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10But he can't come back to London. For a little while anyway.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14That's why you've been upset?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Mm.- You've still got me.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18I know.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19DOORBELL RINGS
0:05:20 > 0:05:23You go upstairs and get ready for Shenice, OK?
0:05:33 > 0:05:34What you been saying to Ryan?
0:05:34 > 0:05:39- I haven't heard from him in days, and I know it's down to you! - You don't know anything.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42I know that we were fine before you stuck your nose in!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- What have you been saying to him to put him off me?- Nothing.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48This is nothing to do with you. It's all down to me.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Don't want to go.- Shenice is going back to Spain tomorrow, isn't she?
0:05:56 > 0:06:02- Don't want to go with YOU! I want to go with Mum. - Mum can't have you, so tough! Bobby!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04All right, Bobby? Come here, mate.
0:06:04 > 0:06:09Bobby... Bobby! You listen to me, you are going to that picnic.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- I don't want to go with you! - Whoa, hold on.
0:06:11 > 0:06:16Your dad's going to no picnic. He's going to have a drink in the bar with the lads.
0:06:16 > 0:06:22Ant's birthday, more the merrier, eh? And you, young man, go upstairs with Shenice and Kat. Good boy.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Have you or Mo said anything to anyone about...?
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Course not! Schtum, innit? Come and have a laugh with the lads. Love to see you.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33- Kat'll keep an eye on Bobby. Come on. - I'd rather stay at home.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Here, I done you some breakfast.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43I had my breakfast at the appropriate time.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47And I ain't partial to fry-ups. Gives me heartburn.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- My Andrew loves a morning fry-up. - That'll account for his size.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53You eat it, stop it going to waste.
0:06:53 > 0:06:58Food don't come cheap these days. And that reminds me, you'd better get a job, start paying your way.
0:06:58 > 0:07:05Cos I can't be worrying about bills. Dr Khan said I mustn't be put under stress on account of me migraines.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Oh, I was doing a wash, so I done your smalls.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10"Small" being an overstatement. And I done some of your dresses.
0:07:10 > 0:07:15- Unless you intend to hang around in that thing all day? - I love my kimono! Comes from Japan.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Fancy yourself as a geisha girl, do you?
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Out me way. What a mess.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Morning, ladies.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- What do you think of my kimono, Arthur?- Yeah, it's nice.
0:07:25 > 0:07:30Oh, my days, I overslept! I'm s'posed to be working with Darren on the car lot.
0:07:30 > 0:07:36Ain't you got time to have a few words with Whitney? She needs her friends at the moment.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40I'll try and see her after work. Kinda thought she wanted her own space right now.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43I shouldn't have thought so, Arthur.
0:07:43 > 0:07:49Great strapping lad like you - you can't go to work on an empty stomach. Here, I've done you a breakfast.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Don't see you in here very often.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Just fancied something quick and easy.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22I suppose you don't do ready meals, being in the catering trade.
0:08:22 > 0:08:27My Stace calls them No Mates Meals. On account of, you tend to...
0:08:30 > 0:08:32I'm told the toad in the hole's very good.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40How could he just go without a word?
0:08:40 > 0:08:44I know we hadn't been going out that long, but I thought we had a real connection.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48- You hardly know him, Lauren! - You wouldn't understand.
0:08:48 > 0:08:54No. Cos I've never had that with anyone, have I? Except for Billie, and he's dead!
0:08:54 > 0:08:59- Yeah, and everyone else has been a user, or a liar, or just plain twisted up here.- OK, Whitney.
0:08:59 > 0:09:04I'm sick of your whining! Last week you said it's all about you. Who's it about now, Lauren?
0:09:04 > 0:09:09Who's doing that now, eh? Have you even thought about how I might feel? In the last few days?
0:09:09 > 0:09:16I've lost my brother! And how I feel so sad about Rob, after everything he did to me.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19And I don't even know why!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Sorry. I didn't think.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Just go... just go.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47I thought we'd go to the Vic for a drink.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50I've got more important things to do with my time.
0:09:50 > 0:09:55I promised Jim I'd make him a batch of fancies. That is, if I can find my cake tins.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57You ain't shifted things around, have you?
0:09:57 > 0:10:04- Cos you know I don't like no-one fiddling with my drawers. - No change there, then.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- I'll go on my own then, shall I? - What?
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- I'll go on my own then, shall I?- Yes, if you like.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Oh.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Listen, sweetheart, I don't want you out all day cos you've got duties to do.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30- Paddy's not here today and them glasses are not going to pick up themselves.- Oi, you.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32What'd your last slave die of?
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- I don't mind.- Thank you. See, you don't mind. Good girl.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42I'm glad you changed your mind, mate.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46- Like you said, it's good to be amongst friends.- Shouldn't you be wearing black?- Kat!
0:10:46 > 0:10:50- Mate, I didn't say nothing. It was her. - If it ain't Hugh Hefner!
0:10:50 > 0:10:55Except Hugh Hefner doesn't have to claim his wife's dead to pull the birds.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58- And he's twice your age! - Kat!- Who else you told?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Hello again.
0:11:00 > 0:11:05Listen, Ian, mate, it'll be old news by tomorrow.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Look, who cares? Things can't get any worse. You going to come over and join us for a drink?
0:11:09 > 0:11:15I'd love to, but I've got to keep a straight head to sort the picnic out. The lads'll look after you!
0:11:15 > 0:11:18- You know the boys, don't you? - Barely.- They're the Moons.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22- They'll be all right. Ant, Ty, got room for one more?- Yeah, s'pose.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Want a cushion for that chair, Granddad?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- Why was Mo calling you Hugh Hefner? - THEY LAUGH
0:11:38 > 0:11:42I hate bank holidays. All this enforced jollity.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45You're a hard woman you know, Cora Cross.
0:11:45 > 0:11:52- I'll pop over and see my old friend, Dot.- Patrick Trueman, you are going nowhere.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Now put your hand in your pocket. It's your round.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- Patrick? Patrick Trueman?- Yes?
0:12:00 > 0:12:04Dot has told me SO much about you.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08- I'm her little sister, Rose. - I didn't know that Dot had a sister.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10She didn't mention me to you?
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Um...
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Oh, Rose!
0:12:15 > 0:12:21Yes, I remember now. She did mention it. Can I get you a drink, my dear?
0:12:21 > 0:12:24I'll have a gin and it, please.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Very exotic.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29I'm Cora.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33And I've got your number.
0:12:37 > 0:12:42- The cars are all done. - Right. Well, sure we can find you something else to do.
0:12:42 > 0:12:47- Or you could give me the rest of the day off.- I need you here!
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Well, I will need you here, you know. It's going to get busy.
0:12:50 > 0:12:56I put a special promotion online this morning. The punters are going to be flocking any second.
0:12:56 > 0:13:01Darren, mate, bruv... it's gone three o'clock, man!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03If anyone was going to come, they would have come already.
0:13:05 > 0:13:10- Go on.- Good times, brother! - See you later.- Later on.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Oi, come on. Are you two going to be like this all day?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- He started it.- She did!
0:13:23 > 0:13:26You're meant to be here for Shenice, not wind each other up.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Whatever the problem is, for today, just forget about it.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37- Tiff, you seen Whit? - Yeah, Grandma Dot's with her.
0:13:41 > 0:13:46When you come to stay, after you went away and there was all that trouble...
0:13:46 > 0:13:48you was very quiet then.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Sorry.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57You don't have to apologise. People don't have to talk all the time.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01My sister, Rose, she's never stopped since she got here - chatter chatter chatter.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03It's brought back me migraines.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06So they want me to go to this counselling place.
0:14:06 > 0:14:11- They reckon it's for people like me. "Victims".- People like labels.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15Makes life easier for 'em, put people into boxes, give it a name.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18But there's more to you than that, Whitney.
0:14:18 > 0:14:23You have to have strength to move on and focus on the good things.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27And you have got good things in your life... you've got your family.
0:14:27 > 0:14:34- Ryan. Probably won't see him again. - Oh, you will. Look at Rose...
0:14:34 > 0:14:37I never thought I'd see her again.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39There she is, large as life, more's the pity.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Can't wait to meet her.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47She's down the pub. Some things, they never change.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52But I suppose I could pop in if you wanted to meet her?
0:14:52 > 0:14:58Well, thing is, Dot... with the police going round and that... I think there'll be talk.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Let 'em.
0:15:01 > 0:15:06Be strong, remember? Say it to yourself. I am strong.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08I'll go and let you get ready.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12No need to get up, I'll see myself out.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14I'll see you later.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16All right, see you.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23LAUGHTER
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Here he is, the birthday boy!
0:15:27 > 0:15:28All right, lads.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32Where's the old man?
0:15:32 > 0:15:35I think he's seeing his secret bird again.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37He's at that antiques fair.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Been going every August bank holiday for years.
0:15:39 > 0:15:44Hold on, you're telling me that junk in Moon & Sons comes from actual antiques dealers?
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Couldn't he give it a swerve though, it is your birthday?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49I ain't bothered.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Did he get you a present, make up for it or something?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- Sore point, don't go there, mate. - Nothing yet.
0:15:54 > 0:15:59Dearie me, well, that is for you, baby brother.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Cheers, Michael.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Fats, come join the party, mate.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Better get cracking, only five years left!
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- Whitney not with you, no? - Nah. Why d'you ask?
0:16:12 > 0:16:17Ain't seen her for a few days, that's all. What you drinking then?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19We won't have to scrimp that much.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21- I know.- I'm just going to look at these at home.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- Want me to come with you? - No, you finish your drink.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52- Hello.- I need another payment.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59Hmm. No. You get paid the rest on completion, as agreed.
0:16:59 > 0:17:00I can't wait that long.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Then I suggest you try harder.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07You need to be cosying up to him a bit, what you doing?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09You don't even know where he is, do you?
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Where is he? See, you don't know.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15You want more money - earn it.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45I need to see you.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- Cheers.- Happy birthday, brother.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Mate! Three more, please.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Dot, Dot! Come here!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Is that her? She's made friends, anyway.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Dot, this is Patrick.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Well, I'm well aware of that, seeing as he's Jim's best friend.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06- I thought Dot told you about me? - And this is Cora.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09You was at my Tanya's wedding.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13You're married to Max's father, right?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15That is correct.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18And I believe you're Tanya's mother.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Yeah. I suppose that means we were family once.
0:18:24 > 0:18:29Yes. I suppose it does, in a sort of a way. If you'll excuse me.
0:18:29 > 0:18:34Alfie, could I have a tomato juice. Whitney, what do you want?
0:18:34 > 0:18:38I think I'll leave you to it, Dot.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41I can't believe they're sisters.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45They're sisters all right. She's Baby Jane, and she's Blanche.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47All they need is a wheelchair.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Your sister's a bit of a live-wire ain't she, eh, Dot?
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Half-sister.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56I suppose that is one way of putting it.
0:18:56 > 0:18:57Thank you, sweetheart.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59You going to fill me in on the locals?
0:18:59 > 0:19:03If you knew me better, you would know that I ain't one to gossip.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Of course. Do forgive me.
0:19:05 > 0:19:12Mind you, his auntie by marriage, Jean, she's got an illness.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Passed down through the family.
0:19:14 > 0:19:19Once you get started on the Slaters, you don't know where to stop.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22It ain't your fault, you know? Ryan leaving like that.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26You're a lot stronger than you think, Whitney Dean.
0:19:28 > 0:19:33Hi. Fats, can you give us a minute?
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Yeah, no worries.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Look, I came to say I'm sorry.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- How big of you.- I was well out of order before.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48I'm in shock, I'm not thinking straight.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50We're still mates, aren't we?
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Bungee jumping.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Yep, done that.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56No way. You can't have all done a bungee jump as well?
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Bungee jumping, best fun I've ever had with my pants on!
0:19:59 > 0:20:01MEN CHEER
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Come on, you must've done one!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05I'm sorry, lads, there is more to life
0:20:05 > 0:20:08than fast cars and dangling off some giant elastic band.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11This is true. There are women!
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- Yes.- Which is why, as a special birthday treat to Anthony,
0:20:15 > 0:20:16we are going to a...
0:20:18 > 0:20:19- ..lap dancing club!- No.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22- Not after what happened last time. - What happened?
0:20:22 > 0:20:25- Nothing happened last time! Did it?- I'm up for it.
0:20:25 > 0:20:30Oh, well... I was thinking family only.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Alfie coming?
0:20:34 > 0:20:36He reckons he's gotta stay here for Shenice.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38- He'll be all right. Try him again. - Yeah?
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Oh dear, it's all a bit pony, isn't it?
0:20:45 > 0:20:49If you don't want to go, put your foot down.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Yeah. Maybe I should.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03All right, Whitney? Not until we've had a little chat.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05You'll come, won't you Fats?
0:21:05 > 0:21:09- I don't know, you know, bruv. - Thought it was family only?
0:21:09 > 0:21:11None of us are going, all right!
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Half the tubes are down for engineering and a cab'll cost us a fortune.
0:21:14 > 0:21:19- I could drive! - There you go, we've got a chauffeur.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21I'm still part of the party, aren't I?
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Yes, all right. Got to get your kicks somehow, Hef.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28Come on, bruv, it's been ages since we had a proper night out.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29All right. Go on then.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Yes, good boy.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33I was hoping for a friendlier welcome.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Just tell me what you want.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37I've had the Old Bill sniffing round,
0:21:37 > 0:21:39asking questions about my recently deceased mate.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- So?- So I'd rather you left my name out
0:21:42 > 0:21:47- of any future chats you have with them.- Get your hand off me.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49- Or you'll what? - I said, get your hand off me!
0:21:49 > 0:21:54- You all right, Whit?- Go on, get out. And you never come back in here.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Cos I swear, I'll tell 'em every disgusting, dirty little detail.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59D'you understand me?
0:22:01 > 0:22:03It's cool, bruv, I got this one.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Leave it, yeah. It's not your fight, is it?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08He's right. Save it for the ring.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- Who was that?- Lee. Rob's mate.
0:22:11 > 0:22:18- What?- No. I know you got my back. OK?
0:22:18 > 0:22:21See, I told you you was stronger than you looked.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Come on, let's get a drink.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Fats! You ready for some lap-action?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- We're off to the club, mate! - Lap dancing?
0:22:30 > 0:22:32No, Whit...
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Ty, I don't know if this is going to happen.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39You ain't bottling out on me, are you?
0:22:39 > 0:22:43Me? Nah, course not, course not man! Let's do it, let's do it!
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Here, have a dance on me. Have fun.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Cheers, mate. - Come on, boy.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Fatboy, let me take you through Tyler's Laws Of The Lap.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59Number one, sit on your hands at all times.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Naughty. Number two...
0:23:01 > 0:23:06- Where you all off to, somewhere nice?- Just a club.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10- Sort of... theatrical dancing. - Oooh! How lovely.
0:23:10 > 0:23:16- Yeah. We'll see you later, Mrs B.- Enjoy yourselves.- Will do.
0:23:20 > 0:23:25- D'you want to go home? - No. I'm fine. I just need a bit of fresh air.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- That Lee. He seemed all right the other week. - I know, tell me about it.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32I didn't think about how they all treated you, Whitney.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36I should have been there more, instead of mooning over Ryan.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39- He's fine. I'm fine.- But are you?
0:23:42 > 0:23:44I will be.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50- What's the hold up? - I'm a bit short.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54You can pay me back.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58- Jean, I can smell burning.- So can I.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01I see a dark cloud lifting.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Sorry, are you talking to me?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08An illness?
0:24:08 > 0:24:10It's better.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Not cured, but better.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Oh, my.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22Your children, they will return.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24- You have two right?- Yes.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- What do you suppose she's up to now? - Earning her keep.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30I think I underestimated your sister.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Number 24, don't ask for champagne.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38In fact, don't even ask for fizzy water.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40No Champagne. No water... Why?
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Number 25, it ain't a fairytale in there, mate.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45There are no happy endings.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49And those, my friend, are Tyler Moon's Laws Of The Lap.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52- Right, let the dog see the rabbit. - Yeah.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56- Let's go and watch girls... - What?- ..stripping.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08- You've perked up.- Well, it's been a while since our last bender.
0:25:08 > 0:25:09Plus, it's me and you.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Come on.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- You definitely ain't coming in. Not after last time. - Come on, mate!
0:25:17 > 0:25:21- Seriously?- Nah, just leave it, Ty. - The rest of us can still go in though?
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Didn't you hear rule 16? Never leave your wing-man!
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Cheers, bruv.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Mate, you know what, I...
0:25:28 > 0:25:33- I am gutted.- Fats, sorry, mate. Another time, yeah?
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Well, maybe, d'you know what I mean, like?
0:25:54 > 0:25:55So how's it going?
0:25:55 > 0:25:57She's a bit more quieter than usual.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00I think she's putting a brave face on.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Reminds me of someone I know.
0:26:05 > 0:26:06Can you have a word?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08- And say what?- I dunno.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Tell her she can still come and visit, that we won't forget her.
0:26:11 > 0:26:15Please, Alfie, you're better at this stuff than I am.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20- All right.- Go back to the pub, hold the fort, yeah.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Hey you lot, give me five on the high!
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Five on the low, five on the side, you're too slow!
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Kitten, come here, I want to chat with you. Shenice come here.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Just want to say, right, me and Kat both feel the same way,
0:26:35 > 0:26:38we've absolutely loved you being with us here this last month.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42- Why does she have to go then? - Cos she needs to be with her mum.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Not everyone lives with their mum.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47Nana Pat and Grandma Carol look after us and we don't mind.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Though Grandma Carol won't make nuggets as much as mum.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Not quite the same though is it, eh, Tiff?
0:26:52 > 0:26:56What if I want to live here more than I want to live with my mum?
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Shenice, you know sweetheart, I'd love you to live here, but....
0:27:00 > 0:27:02- So let her stay then!- What?
0:27:02 > 0:27:06- Please, Alfie!- Please, please, please!
0:27:06 > 0:27:09All right, let me see what I can do. CHILDREN SCREAM
0:27:14 > 0:27:16I still reckon we should have gone to another club.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18You've been chucked out of every other one.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20- I'm offski.- See you later.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Say hello to your dad for me, if he bothers to show.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29- Thanks for the lift, Ian. - Yeah, laters.
0:27:29 > 0:27:33- So whose round is it?- Yours.- What?
0:27:52 > 0:27:53Hi.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18- Come here!- You're joking!
0:28:18 > 0:28:22We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
0:28:22 > 0:28:25Your choice, darlin'! Sorry, mate, don't mind us.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28- One last chance.- Ian?
0:28:29 > 0:28:31SHE MOUTHS
0:28:31 > 0:28:34- Mandy?!- Is she with you?
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