30/08/2011

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0:00:26 > 0:00:29Do you know her? I said, "Do you know her?"

0:00:29 > 0:00:32- Sorry, mate, I haven't got a clue who she is.- Ian!- Who is he?

0:00:32 > 0:00:34- Ian!- Who is he?- Get off me!

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Ian, it's me! Wait! It's me. Look, it's me!

0:00:41 > 0:00:44- So you don't know her?- No, mate...

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Just, just...

0:00:46 > 0:00:48MAN GRUNTS Quick, Ian, run!

0:00:48 > 0:00:49Run!

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Quick! Quick, where's your car?!

0:00:55 > 0:00:57- What you doing?- Let me in!

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- No!- Ian, quick, they're coming. Pease let me in!

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Please.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03ENGINE STARTS

0:01:08 > 0:01:11HARRY: So...didn't work out with the Wotsit, then?

0:01:13 > 0:01:15No.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Find himself a younger model, hmm?

0:01:21 > 0:01:22Does it matter?

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Suppose not.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27So, what can I do for you?

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Well, come on. I haven't got all day.

0:01:35 > 0:01:36I need your help.

0:01:38 > 0:01:39Yeah.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42Course you do.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52ENGINE STOPS

0:01:53 > 0:01:55There you go. You should be safe now.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00What you waiting for?

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Not one for big reunions, then?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10I don't know what was going on between you and that bloke,

0:02:10 > 0:02:14but I just don't want to get involved. My life's complicated enough as it is.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17He was my boyfriend.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Ex-boyfriend now.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23SHE SIGHS

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Look, er...

0:02:25 > 0:02:28if I could just get cleaned up a bit, have a bite to eat...

0:02:31 > 0:02:35I know we had our run-ins all them years back, but...

0:02:35 > 0:02:37I have changed since then.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Haven't you?

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Sorry.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Same old Ian Beale.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Where you going to go?

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Back to where you found me. Where else am I going to go?

0:02:58 > 0:03:00See you in another 20 years.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04Er, h-hold on. I can rustle you up a sandwich or something.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06But that's it.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07ENGINE STARTS

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Jodie getting married.

0:03:11 > 0:03:16Seems like only yesterday she was asking me for a wedding Barbie.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18I know, and remember how obsessed she was with it?

0:03:20 > 0:03:23I can't give her the day of her dreams, Harry.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Neither can Darren.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27But you can.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32You seem to be forgetting one minor point -

0:03:32 > 0:03:35- she's not mine.- I know.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39But you raised her. You loved her like she was your own flesh and blood.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Cos I didn't know the truth.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Are you telling me you don't ever think about her?

0:03:47 > 0:03:49You don't miss her?

0:03:50 > 0:03:53I mean, don't you want to be there?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Be the one to give her away?

0:03:57 > 0:03:59And what about you and me?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Two weeks ago, you wouldn't even take my calls.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04I know, I know, and I'm sorry about that.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08I'd really like it if we could just put the past behind us.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Try and be friends.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13One thing you and me never were, darling, was friends.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17I'm willing to give it a go if you are.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20For Jodie's sake.

0:04:37 > 0:04:38SHE SIGHS

0:04:38 > 0:04:42Well, I never thought I'd find myself back in Albert Square.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45I can't believe you're still here.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46Come on.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Is that who I think it is?! - Er, yeah. Come on.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53- Oh, but...- In, in!

0:04:55 > 0:04:56All right!

0:05:03 > 0:05:04All right, Ian?

0:05:04 > 0:05:06All right, Pat.

0:05:23 > 0:05:27This is Pauline's old place, isn't it?

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Yeah, it was, till she passed away.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Oh.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Sorry.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Is, er... Is Mark still around?

0:05:42 > 0:05:43He died.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Yep.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47The HIV?

0:05:47 > 0:05:49It was...

0:05:49 > 0:05:52It was a few years ago now, but he got to see the world before he went.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57I was always telling him he should ride that bike further than Walthamstow.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02He was a good mate to me, Mark.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Always getting me out of trouble.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Like you at the club, coming to my rescue.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13It was nothing - doesn't matter.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Sorry for, er, kissing you.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Knee-jerk thing.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23It's all right. I didn't really mind.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25KNOCK AT DOOR

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Oh, they'll probably go away.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29LOUD BANGING AT DOOR

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Look, it's your ex. He must have followed us here.- What?!

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Look, this isn't your problem.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48- I should just go out there and face him.- No. - KNOCKING CONTINUES

0:06:48 > 0:06:51I'm not going to let him hurt you again, OK?

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Just wait here. All right?

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Well, where you going?

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Come on, cheer up. It's still your birthday!

0:07:00 > 0:07:04If the bouncer remembered me, d'you think the dancers will, too?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06They'll remember all right.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12- Thought you were at some strip joint. - Talked him out of it, didn't I?

0:07:12 > 0:07:14It's his thing, not mine. I think it's degrading to women.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18- Yeah, right. - Did Tiff get off all right?

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Yeah. The other two are about to start their Harry Potter-thon.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25- Thanks for talking to Shenice. She seems a lot better now. - Yeah, she does.

0:07:31 > 0:07:35- Alfie, I need some muscle.- You came to the right man.- Tyler, I need you. Bring your brother. Come on, quick.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37- Thank you(!)- You an' all.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Kat, hold the fort darling.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48- You got to admire her front. - PATRICK:- Oh, I'll say.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50What do you think you're doing?!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Just earning the housekeeping.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54I'll have no part in your ill-gotten gains.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Suit yourself.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Whoo!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Next round's on Rose.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Your sister has got an amazing gift.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08I'm going to go put some more make-up on now, just in case tonight's the night!

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Meddling with things you don't understand. No good is going to come of it, Rose.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18- I'm only spreading a little happiness.- I'll drink to that.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21I'll drink to almost anything!

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Oh, what is it they say? Be careful what you wish for.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Can I, er... Can I help you?

0:08:33 > 0:08:37- You'd better hope so.- You throw another punch, you WILL regret it.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40You want to throw your weight around, mate, start with me.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Just leave it! - Hold on. Whoa, whoa, stop! Both of you, can we just stop?

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Nice to meet you. I'm Alfie Moon, I run the Queen Vic. We don't want violence.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Let's sort this out like adults. Can we do that? OK, good.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Just give me the girl and the money and we can forget we ever met.

0:08:53 > 0:08:58- What girl?- What money?! - She doesn't want to be with you any more. Just accept that.

0:08:58 > 0:08:59What you talking about?

0:08:59 > 0:09:03Mandy. She doesn't want to be your girlfriend.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07You mug! She told you she was my bird, and you believed her?

0:09:07 > 0:09:10She's a tart from the club - my club -

0:09:10 > 0:09:14and the only reason I'm after her is cos she robbed me of five grand of cash.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18- You've got a stripper in there? Nice one!- I don't believe you.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22- ANTHONY: You went back to the club? ALFIE:- She could be anyone, Ian.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25- I know her. - ALFIE GROANS

0:09:25 > 0:09:28So she wasn't lying about that, then?

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- I don't think she took your money, OK?- Why don't you go and ask her?

0:09:33 > 0:09:34Fine!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Come on, Romeo.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38THEY CHUCKLE

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Mandy?

0:09:48 > 0:09:49She WAS here.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Ian.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04HE SHOUTS: Where's my money?

0:10:04 > 0:10:05I don't know, all right, mate?

0:10:05 > 0:10:08I have idea where it is, or where she is.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12You'd better hope I find her back at the club.

0:10:12 > 0:10:17Otherwise, you - YOU - will be hearing from me again.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24- You dirty dog, you!- All right, all right!- Was it the hot brunette?

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Me and her have got previous, if you get my drift.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Lads, lads, time out. Go back to the pub. I'll see you there.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32TYLER AND ANTHONY: # Oh, Mandy... #

0:10:41 > 0:10:43- VANESSA:- Darren.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46I've got a surprise for you.

0:10:50 > 0:10:55Your dad and I have been talking and, er, he wants to pay for your wedding.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58I feel awful about the way we left things, sweetheart.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Let me make it up to you.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Thank you.

0:11:09 > 0:11:13Even if you and this Mandy have got history, you don't know nothing about her, mate.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17- She could up to all sorts, couldn't she?- Yeah, she always was.

0:11:17 > 0:11:21What was I expecting, trying to help a girl who'd just fallen out of a lap-dancing club?

0:11:21 > 0:11:26- What sort of fool am I? - You're not a fool. You're like the rest of us - red-blooded male.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30Why don't you come over the Queen Vic, drown your sorrows? Come on.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Nah, I'm all right - not really in the mood.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Do us a favour though, and, er, keep Bobby overnight?

0:11:35 > 0:11:40- Yeah, yeah, course I will.- Just in case he turns back up.- No problem. Talk to you later.- All right, bud.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45< DOOR CLOSES

0:11:49 > 0:11:50- You two OK?- Yeah!

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Thank you, thank you, thank you!

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Blimey! You're on a right old sugar rush.

0:12:03 > 0:12:08Now I'm staying here for good, I'm going to put posters in my room!

0:12:08 > 0:12:09Whoo-hoo!

0:12:10 > 0:12:14Hadn't heard from you, so I thought, "If the mountain won't come to Mohammed..."

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Phones out of order, are they?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Never liked phones. Too impersonal.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21So, fancy going for a drink?

0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Or we could see what's on at the flicks.- I can't, I've got the kids.

0:12:24 > 0:12:28Besides, why are you assuming I want to spend the evening with you?

0:12:28 > 0:12:32Well, I really enjoy your company, Pat, and...

0:12:32 > 0:12:34well, I had hoped it might...

0:12:34 > 0:12:36develop.

0:12:37 > 0:12:38Oh, dear.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44I come round here with no warning, expecting you to drop everything.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47No wonder you're less than enthusiastic.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51How're you fixed for Friday? I've got two tickets for a skiffle band in Hackney.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Skiffle? I don't think so.

0:12:54 > 0:12:55SHE SIGHS

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Norman, you're a lovely man.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01It's just that I'm not in the market for a...

0:13:01 > 0:13:03You know. Sorry.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04Right.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09I'll see myself out.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20- It was a misunderstanding. Once I saw her face, I couldn't put it right.- You'll have to!

0:13:20 > 0:13:24- You know Shenice is better off with us.- She's Martina's kid. We can't just steal her!

0:13:24 > 0:13:27- I know.- We know what that feels like, remember?

0:13:27 > 0:13:32Do you know how much work it is looking after an eight-year-old full time? How much it'll cost us?

0:13:33 > 0:13:36I get it, all right. Just leave it with me, yeah?

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Cheers, mate.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45What can I get you, darling?

0:13:50 > 0:13:51Oh, hello!

0:13:51 > 0:13:52Oh, hello, Jean.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54What a lovely surprise.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57- I was thinking about you earlier. - Were you?

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Not all day, obviously - just in passing.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02- Anyway, how are you? - Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, yeah.

0:14:02 > 0:14:07Good - the reason I was thinking about you was that I took a lot of photos on Fete and Fortune Day,

0:14:07 > 0:14:10- and you're in loads of them!- Really?

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Alfie took some nice ones of us two together, actually.

0:14:13 > 0:14:18- I wondered if you'd like to see them some time.- Yeah, that'd be nice.- Now?

0:14:18 > 0:14:21- Actually, I'm in a bit of a hurry... - Later in the week?- Yeah.

0:14:21 > 0:14:27Thing is, I've told Kat and Alfie that I'd help out in the pub most evenings. How about Friday?

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Friday...

0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Do you like skiffle music? - Yes! Love it!

0:14:31 > 0:14:35- I've got two tickets for Friday night. If you'd like...- Lovely!

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Right. I'll bring them along.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41- I'll see you then, then!- Yeah. Right.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01I'm looking for a girl. Blonde, petite,

0:15:01 > 0:15:03little bit grubby. She works this area.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05What's it worth?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09So, er...

0:15:11 > 0:15:12You're under arrest.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16THEY CHUCKLE

0:15:16 > 0:15:20I still can't believe it, mate. Ian Beale pulling a stripper.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Worried he's moving in on your territory?

0:15:22 > 0:15:25A stripper. I suppose that's all she is to you, isn't it?

0:15:25 > 0:15:30- Does it ever occur to you she might have a name?- I didn't have you down as a militant feminist.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33- She's not. We don't like women being objectified.- Whatified?

0:15:33 > 0:15:38'Scuse me, mate, it's 2011, and, actually, women are equal to men these days.

0:15:39 > 0:15:44All right, so what exactly can you do better?!

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Driving. Why else is Formula One all male?

0:15:46 > 0:15:48You know what? He does have a point.

0:15:48 > 0:15:53And poker. Don't get me wrong, girls can be good, but they lack the killer instinct that makes a player great.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56- That is ridiculous!- Is it?

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Why don't you prove me wrong?

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Let's have a game - boys V girls. - Count me in!

0:16:01 > 0:16:05Nan, you don't play cards.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09- I do a lot of things you don't know about, darlin'. - THE MEN CHUCKLE

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Me too. I'm a real poker fiend.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Well, I ain't partaking, cos gambling is a sin.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18I got better things to do with me time.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20How about we have 20 quid stakes, then, yeah?

0:16:20 > 0:16:22A tenner's enough.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26All right, fine. Winner takes half the pot, and we split the rest amongst the groups.

0:16:26 > 0:16:30But if there's four of you and three of us, we'll need another bloke.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32What about you, Mr T? Can you play poker?

0:16:32 > 0:16:36- HE CHUCKLES - It's like asking Beckham if he can kick a ball.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43- Right, I'm going to go get the cards, then.- I'm going to go toilet.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Listen...are you sure about this?

0:16:46 > 0:16:50It's a tenner stake in a pub poker game against girls and grannies.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Hardly the Blackjack scenes from Rain Man!

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Relax. I'm different now.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57All right.

0:16:57 > 0:17:01- Lauren, I've never played poker. Have you?- We'll just wing it.

0:17:01 > 0:17:06It's all about bluffing, innit? Besides, my nan and Grandma Dot's sister know what they're doing.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10Is poker very much different from bridge, do you think?

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Can't remember. Last time I played,

0:17:12 > 0:17:17I had a bubble perm and shoulder pads was in.

0:17:20 > 0:17:21Oh.

0:17:21 > 0:17:22Oh!

0:17:27 > 0:17:29I can't believe how much you want to pay for.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33- Harry, there's really no need to take care of EVERYTHING. - Least I could do.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36I've missed so much already.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Like the engagement party.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42- I take it you did have one? - Well, no...

0:17:42 > 0:17:46- Aww. That's a shame. - We didn't want a fuss.- Why not?

0:17:46 > 0:17:50I mean, It's a big deal, getting married.

0:17:50 > 0:17:55Just because things didn't work out between me and your mum, it doesn't mean you have to play it down.

0:17:55 > 0:17:59He's right, darling. You should have everything you ever dreamed of.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01- Surely you agree with that, Darren? - Course.

0:18:01 > 0:18:05My girl deserves the best, and that's what she's going to get from now on.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09I'll open another bottle.

0:18:10 > 0:18:14So, come on - tell me what ideas you've got, then.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Well, the colour scheme...

0:18:19 > 0:18:23- Why you letting that creep worm his way back in?- That creep is doing what you couldn't -

0:18:23 > 0:18:27- giving my daughter a wedding day she'll actually WANT to remember. - I'm still working on it.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29And you're still broke!

0:18:29 > 0:18:32I'm sorry if Harry being back on the scene is a dent to your ego,

0:18:32 > 0:18:35but the only person who really matters here is Jodie.

0:18:35 > 0:18:39- I've only thought as far ahead as a buffet...- >

0:18:42 > 0:18:44- Why're we leaving?- Too many fish.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48- Got a light?- Fish?

0:18:48 > 0:18:53In poker, you're either a fish or a shark.

0:18:53 > 0:18:57Fish are novices, and beginner's luck can be very dangerous.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Catch you out every time.

0:19:04 > 0:19:05Cheap tat.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Sleight of hand's more my game.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Whoo-hoo!

0:19:11 > 0:19:13THEY CHUCKLE

0:19:15 > 0:19:18- FAT BOY:- Need a hand, Whit, you just let know, OK, babe?

0:19:18 > 0:19:22Oi! It's boys versus girls, you muppet. Whit's doing fine.

0:19:26 > 0:19:27All in.

0:19:29 > 0:19:30Ant?

0:19:34 > 0:19:35OK.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37All right. But wait.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40I am parched. It's my round. Give us a hand, bruv.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43- You're in the middle of a game! - They can sweat it out a bit longer.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Same again, please, Kat.

0:19:47 > 0:19:48I'll bring them over, darling.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53- What you got?- Two pair. Why?

0:19:53 > 0:19:56I've got nothing, yeah? Whit - she's bluffing it.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59You've got this. Go all in, we split the winnings, yeah?

0:19:59 > 0:20:02All right, all right, chill out, bruv! Victory is ours!

0:20:06 > 0:20:10So, er...feeling pretty confident, are we, Whit?

0:20:17 > 0:20:19I'm out.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23All right, turn 'em over.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Whitney's got a pair of nines...

0:20:30 > 0:20:31..against...

0:20:34 > 0:20:37- ..a pair of fours. Whitney, you win! Pair of nines.- Do I?

0:20:37 > 0:20:40- Do I?! I've won!- Well done, ladies!

0:20:41 > 0:20:45In your faces. She out-bluffed you. You guys are suckers!

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Oh, and I'm taking this.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57About the, er, strip club?

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Lying through his teeth.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01He was gagging to go in. We got turned away.

0:21:03 > 0:21:07Blokes - they just lie and let you down.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Yeah. Well, I'm definitely off them for the foreseeable, anyway.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13I've laid the groundwork. Watch and learn, pal.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Watch and learn.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25- I'm just going to stick this outside.- All right.

0:21:31 > 0:21:35- You really surprised me tonight. - I did?

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Yeah. The way you were with Jodie.

0:21:38 > 0:21:43Much as she wants this big, lavish do, it means more to her that her dad'll be there on her big day.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45It means a lot to me, too.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Shame you won't be there to see it.

0:21:51 > 0:21:52- What?- Oh, didn't I mention?

0:21:52 > 0:21:56I'll do all the stuff I've promised on one condition -

0:21:56 > 0:21:58that you're not at the wedding.

0:22:00 > 0:22:05- Jodie'll never have it. - You wouldn't have to tell her before. Cry off on the day. Say you've flu.

0:22:05 > 0:22:09Thing is, she needs to get used to you letting her down.

0:22:09 > 0:22:14Cos by the time I'm finished, you won't figure much in my girl's life at all.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Why are you doing this?

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Cos I can.

0:22:18 > 0:22:23No, you can't. I ain't letting you do this again, Harry - to Jodie or Vanessa.

0:22:25 > 0:22:26What's wrong?

0:22:29 > 0:22:33I'm sorry. Your dad ain't here cos he loves you. He wants to show your mum up.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36- He just told her she can't come to the wedding.- Is that true?

0:22:36 > 0:22:40I think Darren misheard what I said. Isn't that right, Vanessa?

0:22:40 > 0:22:43I know you was trying to help, but Jodie deserves the truth.

0:22:43 > 0:22:48You're more important to her than him. You should be at the wedding, Vanessa.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Darren's right, babe. I'm so sorry.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Sweetheart, they've got it all wrong.

0:22:52 > 0:22:56I've been such an idiot, just like before. How could you do this?

0:22:58 > 0:23:00I think it's time for you to leave, Harry.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07You won't even make it to the altar.

0:23:17 > 0:23:21I don't want you to worry. Jack's raising my commission - I'll have loads more money.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Hey, see?

0:23:24 > 0:23:28We will get you the wedding you deserve. I promise.

0:23:32 > 0:23:36You sure you don't want a solicitor, Mr Beale? You ARE entitled.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39I don't need a brief. This is clearly a case of wrongful arrest.

0:23:39 > 0:23:43And when you're forced to release me, I'll press charges against both of you!

0:23:43 > 0:23:46I'm an upstanding member of this community. I know your bosses.

0:23:46 > 0:23:50That's as may be, but you still offered my undercover colleague money for sex.

0:23:50 > 0:23:55That's not what happened and she knows it, OK? I was out looking for my friend.

0:23:55 > 0:23:59I believe your exact words were,

0:23:59 > 0:24:04"I'm looking for a girl. Blonde, petite, a bit grubby."

0:24:04 > 0:24:08- You have very specific tastes. - That's what my friend looks like!

0:24:08 > 0:24:14Just before you were picked up, we had a call from a local club-owner, Paul Ward.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16- Is this man known to you?- No.

0:24:16 > 0:24:22Only, Mr Ward reported a female employee and a man fitting your description

0:24:22 > 0:24:27who, coincidentally, lives at your address, for stealing £5,000 of his money.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Do you know anything about this?

0:24:31 > 0:24:33I don't have to answer these questions.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40That is your vehicle, isn't it?

0:24:42 > 0:24:43Yeah.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45And this is you outside the club.

0:24:55 > 0:24:59- It's not how it looks. - Want to know how it looks to me?

0:24:59 > 0:25:01It looks like you turned up to case the joint,

0:25:01 > 0:25:05then you returned, waited for your girlfriend to steal the money,

0:25:05 > 0:25:07created a diversion and helped her make a swift getaway.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10That's not what happened, all right? I can explain it all.

0:25:10 > 0:25:14Really? Because we searched your car after we brought you in,

0:25:14 > 0:25:16and this is what we found inside.

0:25:21 > 0:25:27- That's not mine. I've never seen it before!- Mr Beale, if I were you, I would get that solicitor.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31TV PLAYS

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Back in a minute, kitten. Be good.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50Martina. Hello, darlin'. It's Alfie.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51FRONT DOOR CLOSES

0:25:55 > 0:25:57MANDY: Hi.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02- How the hell did you get in?! - Well, I... I never left.

0:26:02 > 0:26:07I, er... I hid upstairs when I heard the farackus. I came back down and you were gone.

0:26:07 > 0:26:12Have you any idea how much trouble you've got me in?! I got nicked for handling your stolen goods.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14YOUR stolen goods!

0:26:14 > 0:26:16No, that money was rightfully mine.

0:26:16 > 0:26:20I only left it in your car to keep it safe. I can't believe you let the police take it!

0:26:20 > 0:26:25- I didn't. They searched my car cos they nicked me for kerb-crawling! - You're still kerb-crawling?- No!

0:26:25 > 0:26:27I came looking for you!

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Yeah, well, I'm a stripper, Ian, not a hooker!

0:26:31 > 0:26:35You know what, Mandy? I don't care what you are, all right? Just get out of here.

0:26:35 > 0:26:39- Without that money, I have nowhere TO go.- Well, it's not my problem.

0:26:39 > 0:26:43Look...maybe I can talk to Paul,

0:26:43 > 0:26:46- do a deal, get him to drop the charges.- Yes, Paul...

0:26:46 > 0:26:51He's not actually your boyfriend, is he? He's the club boss. What else have you lied about?

0:26:52 > 0:26:54Nothing, I swear!

0:26:56 > 0:26:58Know what, Mandy? You haven't changed.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00You always were a cheap little slapper,

0:27:00 > 0:27:03so just crawl back into the gutter you came from.

0:27:04 > 0:27:09What I said earlier, about you being like Mark? I take it back.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Like I care.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13He never wasted a day of his life.

0:27:13 > 0:27:17But you? You're still in the same place you grew up, in a house full of ghosts,

0:27:17 > 0:27:21STILL hanging out in seedy bars cos you can't get a real woman.

0:27:21 > 0:27:25- I don't have to listen to this. Go on, out!- I wish YOU was dead instead of Mark.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27You might as well be!

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Mandy...

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Bus fare.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49- That one's nice.- It's gorgeous.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Darren, what's the new limit on the dress?

0:27:53 > 0:27:55Money's no object. Choose what you like.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57- PHONE RINGS - There you go.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59Just going to get this.

0:28:02 > 0:28:06Darren's right, you know. There's no-one I want at the wedding more than you.

0:28:06 > 0:28:09Except the groom, obviously!

0:28:09 > 0:28:12This rise in commission. How much more are we talking?

0:28:13 > 0:28:17Two per cent?! I thought it was going to be a little bit...

0:28:17 > 0:28:19No, no. Jack! Course I'm grateful.

0:28:26 > 0:28:28Oh, good, you're still here.

0:28:28 > 0:28:29Listen...

0:28:29 > 0:28:33I was thinking about what you said.

0:28:33 > 0:28:34And you're right.

0:28:36 > 0:28:38So...?

0:28:39 > 0:28:43What exactly is it you want, Ian?

0:28:43 > 0:28:47I've got a spare room, OK? So, if you need somewhere...

0:28:50 > 0:28:51..I'd like you to stay.

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