0:00:40 > 0:00:43- I liked it when it was just the two of us.- Oh, Arthur, so did I.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45But, you see, life,
0:00:45 > 0:00:48it evolves and we have to...
0:00:48 > 0:00:55evolve with it. Rose, she is my sister by my mother and I had to take her in, it was my duty.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58It was the charitable thing to do.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Yeah, but I heard her last night outside my room. She was...lurking!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04It's the call of nature, Arthur.
0:01:04 > 0:01:09Sometimes, when people get older, you know, the call comes more frequent
0:01:09 > 0:01:12and they have to answer it quick, whether it be day or night.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Yeah, but she's hawking me. - Hawking?- Yeah.
0:01:15 > 0:01:20You know, she's looking at me like she's some big bird of prey and I'm her dinner.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23and she's going to swoop down and pick me up and carry me off.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25- Oh, dear.- I know.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Two nights on the trot.
0:01:32 > 0:01:37- How long's it going to go on for? - He's the one with all the answers.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40I know he hurt you.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Don't try and justify what he said, Jean, just don't, all right?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47He can either stay on the sofa or clear off for all I care.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49I can manage fine on my own.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51So can Tommy.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54And so can this one.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55Tan.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Tan?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- Sorry?- Our honeymoon? Honeymoon?
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Are you all right?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Yes. Sorry, yes...honeymoon!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Vegas sounds fantastic.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13There might not be a honeymoon if we can't find Amira, get this one divorced.
0:02:13 > 0:02:18Right, well...brainstorming time. You two can be the fairies, I'll be the Godmother.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Let's work out a way of you living happily ever after, shall we?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Yeah, mate, dream on.- What you doing?
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Your job. - Well, go upstairs cos I'm here now.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- Don't forget to count the mixers. - Done it before, remember?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45I thought all you had to do was say "I divorce you" three times?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48That's the Muslim part of it, but it has to be done legally like everyone else.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51So Syed's asked around the community and nobody knows anything.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54More likely they do know and just don't want him to find her.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Private detective!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57They'll track her down.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59We can't afford one, darling.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Chances are they'll take the money and still not find her.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Put an ad in the paper or put a picture up saying "Have you seen this woman?"
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Tan! She's not a lost dog!
0:03:08 > 0:03:12I don't even know why we're bothering. I bet we find her and she still won't give you a divorce.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- Just out of spite. - Amira's not spiteful. - She's not anything.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Something is up, isn't it?
0:03:19 > 0:03:22No.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24I had a row with me mum on Friday and I chucked her out.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27I just wish she'd come and collect her stuff and disappear.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- You don't mean that.- I do.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Got enough on my plate without her breathing down my neck.- What's up?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Nothing, just...family stuff.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39You know, juggling too many balls.
0:03:43 > 0:03:48This should be a time for great celebrating.
0:03:50 > 0:03:55It's like someone up there's been thinking about the missing bit of the jigsaw
0:03:55 > 0:03:57to make the family whole
0:03:57 > 0:04:01and here you are... with child, as they say.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03You should swing that past Alfie.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05He might well go for immaculate conception.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09It's just a shock, that's all.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12It was a shock for me an' all. I have not been with anyone else.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16- I know you haven't. I believe you.- Yeah?
0:04:16 > 0:04:17Why can't he?
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- All right?- I'm all right. - Ain't seen you about.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26No, because I've got a pub to run, Michael.
0:04:26 > 0:04:31LADS! Oi! Stop talking! Why don't you get a move on, eh? Standing here all day, waiting for you pair!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- What's she done then?- What you on about?- That look on your face.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38- What's Kat done?- I'm not discussing my marriage with you even if there was anything to discuss.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Which of course, there isn't, thank you, Michael.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45The cold-shoulder treatment? That's a shame as you're the only cousin...
0:04:45 > 0:04:48the only family, in fact that I'd give a kidney to.
0:04:48 > 0:04:54Give me a kidney? More like sell me one. 50% discount and the rest at 26% over the next 25 years?
0:04:54 > 0:04:58- Yeah.- He knows me so well.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Stop with the raise-y eyebrow thing cos it's nothing. You ain't got to worry.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04You can't kid a kidder.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Tell me, it won't go any further.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Just a row.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- Something and nothing, that's all. - You sure?
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Yeah, sure. Listen, if you want to pop in later for a drink,
0:05:16 > 0:05:18it'll be on me.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- I will.- Good, see you then.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24It's his kid!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- I've a good mind to get rid, that'll teach him.- Don't be silly!
0:05:27 > 0:05:29You don't mean that.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Course I don't.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36Most women, when find out they're having a baby, there's champagne and parties.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38I find out and it's a flamin' inquisition!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42What you going to do?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47I'm not going to let him get to me. I've done nothing wrong
0:05:47 > 0:05:50and I will not be made to feel guilty.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56I'm very fond of Arthur.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59and I won't have him feeling his home ain't his home no more.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Well, I'm very surprised he thinks I don't like him because I do.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06He's got a certain something about him that reminds me of Omar Sharif.
0:06:06 > 0:06:12Well, I don't know about Omar Sharif but there's plenty rooms in that house for us to live in harmony.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Mind you, there'd be a bit more harmony if you was to pay board like you said you would.
0:06:16 > 0:06:21I'm looking. But there's not much going for a mature lady the wrong side of 50.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24You won't see 70 again, darling.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Not that it's any of your business but I'm nowhere near 70!
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Dot, I've heard the doctor in the square is looking for a new receptionist.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- That won't suit you.- Why not? I've worked in a surgery before.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39That won't suit because Dr Khan is my doctor.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42I can just about tolerate you having access to my kitchen cupboards
0:06:42 > 0:06:48- and drawers but I don't want you having access to my medical records. - But you want me to get a job
0:06:48 > 0:06:50and that Dr Khan is very tasty.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53No. I forbid it!
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Hello darlin', ain't seen you in here for a while.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Pint, is it? Or you in training?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Blimey look at the size of them guns, you have been a busy boy.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Give a married woman a thrill.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Phwoar, look at that.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18You going to ask him to do a DNA test?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- You can stop looking at me like that.- Like what?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32You think I don't know what I'm doing.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36- You're not the first woman to underestimate me.- I just get a bit jumpy around electrics.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39I don't want to use the toaster and have my hair standing on end.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42I used to repair all sorts in my shop.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Radios were a speciality.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48So you definitely know what you're doing?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Pat, we've established we're friends. Nothing more
0:07:50 > 0:07:54so lock away the critical tone and throw away the key.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Girlfriends and wives can criticise all they like,
0:07:58 > 0:08:00friends, thin on the ground as they are,
0:08:00 > 0:08:03have to be supportive. is that too much to ask?
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- As long as you're supportive of me an' all. It goes both ways.- Deal.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Right, there you go.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12Bread.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Course.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Come here.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Oh, look the thingies are going all red.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- The elements.- Whatever.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Oh, thanks, Half-Pint.
0:08:31 > 0:08:36- Want a cup of tea to go with that? - Half-Pint by name, half pint by nature. Fancy a friendly G&T?
0:08:36 > 0:08:39I've never known an unfriendly one.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Excuse me, doctor.- Yes?
0:08:46 > 0:08:47I was just coming to see you.
0:08:47 > 0:08:52I'm not ill or anything. I have heard you're looking for a new receptionist.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58How do you fancy a spot of bigamy?
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Mind you, it might not be bigamy to marry a man when you're already married to a woman.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Yeah, that'll go down well(!) Me in the dock trying to explain
0:09:04 > 0:09:09that one to the judge while my mum screams from the gallery for me to be publicly flogged.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- I've got another idea.- Go for it.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15She'll have a doctor, won't she? Medical records? Could always ask Yusef?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- I'm not involving him. - He'd know how to find her doctor.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21And then what? We wait outside the surgery on the off chance?
0:09:21 > 0:09:24I want to find Amira as much as you do but forget it.
0:09:24 > 0:09:30- I'm not asking for Yusef's help and neither are you, OK?- All right.
0:09:30 > 0:09:35I'm not standing for this, Alfie. I'm not having you think what you're thinking. It's not fair.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37- I've done nothing wrong! - Kat.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- This is your baby. - This is medical, OK.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42I cannot have babies. Can you explain that?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- No...- No, you can't! Exactly.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Maybe Jean's right, maybe it's a miracle.- Please stop.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Miracles don't happen, all right?
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Don't they? We buried a baby and then
0:09:54 > 0:09:59four months later we're holding him in our arms and kissing his laughing face.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01If that ain't a miracle, I don't know what is.
0:10:03 > 0:10:09All right. That was our miracle, it doesn't happen twice.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11It does, Alfie!
0:10:11 > 0:10:15It does.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20- I've just had that conversation with another lady. - She got any experience?
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- You've worked in a doctor's surgery before?- No.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28- No, but I've thrown drunks out of pubs.- It's hardly the same.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Look, I'll note your interest.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31- I want a word with you.- Mrs Moon?
0:10:31 > 0:10:35- Tell him he's got me pregnant. - I'm sorry?
0:10:35 > 0:10:39You told me I had one in the oven, only Doubting Thomas reckons another baker's stuck it in.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Do you have to bring everyone in on this?- He's a doctor.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- I don't care! I can't have kids! No offence, Doc.- How do you know?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47- What?- That you're infertile? - That's the medical term.
0:10:47 > 0:10:53When I was in Spain a few years ago, I had some tests. I had a...
0:10:53 > 0:10:55a low thingy count.
0:10:55 > 0:11:00Except the one that's been holding back ready to prove to the rest who's the daddy.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- Shut up.- No! - It could happen.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- What? - Fertility can change in a man.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Come over this afternoon. I'll fit you in.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11- What for? - I think you need some new tests.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Tanya. Tanya.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25I'm not in the mood to fight, Mum.
0:11:25 > 0:11:31Suits me. I don't want to talk about Friday. I do want to say something.
0:11:31 > 0:11:36You've had two husbands. One was a lying cheat. The other, a waste of space.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Good body, I grant you, but otherwise looked like fixtures and fittings.
0:11:40 > 0:11:45I didn't understand either of your marriages.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47You didn't understand mine.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Yes, I did. I grew up in it.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52So, Abi and Lauren get you and Max, do they?
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Understand everything that happened?
0:11:56 > 0:12:03- Well...- Course they don't. You're not moving back in, Mum.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07I'm sorry. I can't deal with any more.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10I'm your mother Tanya. Let me help.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14I don't need your help.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34- Fancy a cup a tea, Dot? - Oh, that's ever so kind of you.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36I've let this go cold.
0:12:36 > 0:12:41Do you mind if I join you? I'm at a bit of a loose end.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44No, not at all. I won't be here long, I just popped in for a snack
0:12:44 > 0:12:47before I went and visited Jim, that's my husband.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Where is he?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50He's...in a nursing home.
0:12:50 > 0:12:56He needs specialist care.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Must be hard for you.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Yes.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Know what today is?- No.
0:13:06 > 0:13:11It's the anniversary of the day I met my husband William.
0:13:11 > 0:13:16That's funny. My best friend, Ethel, she had a husband called William.
0:13:16 > 0:13:23I was running for the bus, he was a bus conductor. He grabbed me and pulled me up.
0:13:24 > 0:13:2841 years to the day.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30You're lucky, Dot. He might be in a home
0:13:30 > 0:13:32but you've still got him.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Yes.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Can I be straight?
0:13:40 > 0:13:46I overheard you talking to Rose, you got plenty of room at your place.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50- Don't fancy another lodger, do you? - Oh, I don't know about that.
0:13:50 > 0:13:55I'm at the B&B. I'll pay my way.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58You know what Kim's like, you don't wear trousers, she ain't interested.
0:13:58 > 0:14:05- I know what you mean. - You get to our time of life
0:14:05 > 0:14:08and you don't want to keep shifting from place to place.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11You're looking for somewhere permanent then?
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Only, you see, I've got Arthur to think of.
0:14:14 > 0:14:21He's a lovely boy, but he's a creature of habit, I don't want to upset him,
0:14:21 > 0:14:23cos he don't like nothing disruptive.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26No worries.
0:14:26 > 0:14:32If my own daughter don't want me,
0:14:32 > 0:14:35I can't expect anyone else to take me in.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Right, I'll take over from here. - No, go and get a table. I'm getting these in.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Pat, please.- Sit.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55It is real.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58You think I'll take your word for it?
0:14:58 > 0:15:03It's funny. I was talking to my accountant the other day and I don't think I could spend all of my money.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Even if I tried really, really hard.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Isn't that funny?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09It's hysterical(!)
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- 17!- Over here!
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- Stop it.- What? - Panicking because he's sat there. - I'm not panicking.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21I'm just trying to get a better grip on these plates.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Just accept the fact he's not interested.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27And it's his loss.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39You getting a kick out of this, are you?
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Is this about Jean?
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- Oh, so you are aware of her then? - Of course I am. Look...
0:15:43 > 0:15:46No. You look. I know your game, all right?
0:15:46 > 0:15:52You throw the net wide, see what's out there before pouncing on an old trout. I won't have you hurt Jean.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53I've no intention of hurting her.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56You got two tickets for some skiffle thing and stood her up!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59What do you mean "stood her up"? I was never going with her!
0:15:59 > 0:16:00You say that cos she's stood there.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Jean was moping all night.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07No. I gave her two tickets.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10How could she think I was going with her? You believe me, Pat?
0:16:10 > 0:16:14If this is Jean, she'll have probably got hold of the wrong end of the stick, as usual.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16No, this is him playing games.
0:16:16 > 0:16:21Sat there like butter wouldn't melt and you laughing like the cat that's got the cream.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Well, I hate to disappoint you, Tiddles, but I reckon the cream's a bit sour.
0:16:24 > 0:16:29- Well, you'd know all about playing games, wouldn't you? - What do you mean by that, Pat?
0:16:29 > 0:16:34You've played off so many men against each other you deserve a lifetime achievement award.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37In fact, they should rename this pub The Slapper Kat!
0:16:45 > 0:16:46Pat, are you all right?
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Don't worry about her, she's had worse things thrown in her face.
0:16:49 > 0:16:54- Let's get you home. - You know what, Pat, the beer facial really suits you.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Oh, shut up, Janine.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58What are you doing here anyway?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Oh, I know. Trying to buy friends with your money?
0:17:00 > 0:17:04Cos let's face it, nobody'll want to spend time with you for nothing.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07You'd know all about charging by the hour, wouldn't you, Pat!
0:17:07 > 0:17:11You do know she used to be a prostitute? What am I talking about?
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Of course you did! Why else would you be sniffing around her.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Doing deals for OAPs?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Who do you think you're talking to?
0:17:18 > 0:17:22This woman took you and your siblings on. She gave you a home.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Don't let it get to you. I'm used to it.- Well, you shouldn't be!
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Me and my sister may well have had our differences but I know she was
0:17:28 > 0:17:32a good woman and she wanted the best for her children.
0:17:32 > 0:17:39And many the time Frank and me would sit in a pub and after a few he'd bring out the photos. His kids.
0:17:39 > 0:17:46I can tell you this, Janine, if your parents were here right now, they'd look at you with disappointment
0:17:46 > 0:17:48and disgust in their eyes.
0:17:48 > 0:17:53You are a manipulative, spoilt little girl, Janine.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56I'm ashamed to be related to you.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- Thank you.- Don't mention it.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01It's what friends do, isn't it?
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Stand up for each other.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Come on.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10- You'll get used to the intercom. - You mean I've got the job?
0:18:10 > 0:18:15Well, sign those forms and you can help out this afternoon and we'll see what happens.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18There'll be a formal interview and checks of course.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Mr Moon, if you'd like to...
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Oh, hang on. Mr Moon, Doctor will see you now.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38- Thank you.- He never took you on! - Thanks for the vote of confidence.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- But...you can't work here. - Yes, I can. I'm very suited.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Oh, don't be stupid. you won't last five minutes.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45You'll give everyone the wrong dates.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49Some poor soul will come in to have their ear syringed out and land up in the stirrups.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Can I bring your attention to the sign.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55What do you want?
0:18:55 > 0:18:59- I ain't discussing my ailments with you!- I need to know if it's urgent?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Is it life threatening?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Sorry to disappoint you, Rose, but I think I'll last the day.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Hey, you all right?
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- I've been thinking. - I've warned you about that before(!)
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- There might be a way to find Amira. - Yeah?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27I could do something I don't want to do.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Like what?- Talk to her dad.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- Forget it. - I could go to his office.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38No, Sy. The last time we had anything to do with him, he turns up with heavies to kill you!
0:19:38 > 0:19:41- I know but that was in the heat of things.- The heat of things?
0:19:41 > 0:19:44It was the heat of things that left me with broken ribs!
0:19:44 > 0:19:48- You think some time's passed and he's going to be happy to see you?! - I'll take that risk.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51I want to get married, Christian. I want to be free of Amira.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Come here.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59I'm sorry my life is so complicated.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Hey...
0:20:02 > 0:20:04I just don't want you putting yourself at risk.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09We will find Amira without having to go anywhere near her psycho dad.
0:20:11 > 0:20:16- All right?- All right.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Cheers, darling.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47I misread the signs, didn't I?
0:20:47 > 0:20:50I wanted to believe he liked me.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52It stands to reason I'd get it wrong.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54I mean, what would he see in me?
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Jean, if you're going
0:20:57 > 0:21:00to mope around all day, do it in the kitchen, I don't want to hear it.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02- What.- I mean it!
0:21:02 > 0:21:05You should fight your own battles, instead of keep running off all the time.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09Learn to stand up for yourself instead of being a walkover.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17- All right, Kat?- All right?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19- Yeah. Alfie about?- No. He's out.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- Tell him I want a word.- I pull pints, I don't pass on messages.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24I'll have a pint then.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- Join me?- No, thank you.
0:21:27 > 0:21:32I saw Alfie earlier. If things ain't too great, you know I'm a good listener.
0:21:32 > 0:21:33What did he say?
0:21:33 > 0:21:38Nothing. Sometimes an impartial ear is what you need.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Just like in Spain, remember? You needed to talk.
0:21:41 > 0:21:46Jean! Serve Michael for me, will you?
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Yes, darling?
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Alfie!
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Alfie.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Well?
0:22:12 > 0:22:17I had to go private to speed things along. I'll get the results tomorrow.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Glad to know you've got money to throw away.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Kat...
0:22:22 > 0:22:24The baby could be mine.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28What do you want? A slap on the back(?)
0:22:28 > 0:22:29I KNOW the baby's yours.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33I...I could be a daddy.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35So you're not Tommy's dad then?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37- You know what I mean. - Yeah. I know what you mean.
0:22:37 > 0:22:42Half an hour ago you thought I was giving it away with every pint I sold and now just because
0:22:42 > 0:22:47some bloke with letters after his name says it could be yours, you're thinking of Father's Day cards.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49I told you it's your baby!
0:22:51 > 0:22:54You should have believed in me!
0:22:54 > 0:22:55I do!
0:22:55 > 0:22:59I do, Kat. You know I love you.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02But I also know what you're like.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06Meaning?
0:23:06 > 0:23:12Come on, we both know you're no saint.
0:23:12 > 0:23:17I'm not saying you're having an affair or anything like that. I'm just being honest with you, Kat.
0:23:17 > 0:23:22I'm not blaming you, I knew what I was getting into when I married you.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25I know what life with Kat Slater is all about.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31"What life with Kat Slater is all about".
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- Mrs B!- In here, Arthur.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52You know Mrs Cross, don't you?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54- Tanya's mother?- Pleased to meet you.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58I was just wondering if you wanted me to come with you to see Jimbo a bit later.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01He's such a nice young man.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05- I look forward to getting to know him better.- His room is the middle.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08between Rose in the front and your room is in the back.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12- Your room?- Yes, Mrs Cross is coming to join our happy family.
0:24:12 > 0:24:17She's nowhere else to go. You know what Jesus said about generosity of spirit and hospitality.
0:24:17 > 0:24:24Didn't your mother tell you not to stand with your mouth open, you'll catch flies.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28I remember my mother saying that.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54After everything that's happened with Tommy.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58you really think I'd sleep with someone else?
0:24:58 > 0:25:03What sort of cold-hearted cow do you think I am?
0:25:04 > 0:25:08- Kat...- You are such a hero. You know that?
0:25:08 > 0:25:12I mean, that must be what everyone's thinking.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Alfie Moon, what a guy!
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Taking on that.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19That dirty bit of rough Kat Slater.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Who's had more men than hot dinners.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23He must be a saint.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- I never meant it like that. - Yes, you did! And you're right.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Course you are.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32I'm up the duff, stands to reason there has to be an identity parade.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36Go and line up a load of blokes and I'll try remember if any of them look familiar.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40But it might be a bit hard cos I was probably drunk out of my tree at the time.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41Maybe I was in the gutter.
0:25:41 > 0:25:46With my hair sticking to my face with sweat, my top stained with vomit.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49What a pretty girl Kat Slater is!
0:25:51 > 0:25:53But Alfie's turned her life around.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Some days she's half presentable.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58And what a martyr, bringing up someone else's kid.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Oh, and it's his cousin's.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04she likes to keep it in the family.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06She's always liked to keep it in the family!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Don't say that.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12Why not? That's what you're thinking!
0:26:12 > 0:26:16I love you! You're not Kat Slater any more.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19- You're Kat Moon! - I'll always be Kat Slater!
0:26:19 > 0:26:23You listen to me, you're my wife and no matter what happens I love you, all right?
0:26:23 > 0:26:29I love baby Tommy and I'll love this baby just the same.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Just the same?
0:26:33 > 0:26:36I have not been with anyone else!
0:26:36 > 0:26:39And tomorrow when you get your precious results
0:26:39 > 0:26:43and you crawl back here to apologise you'll be lucky if you still find me here!
0:26:43 > 0:26:45- Don't be stupid. - I'm not being stupid!
0:26:45 > 0:26:51The stupid thing to do would be hanging around with someone that doesn't believe a word I say!
0:26:51 > 0:26:54You might be putting up with being married to Kat Slater
0:26:54 > 0:26:58but I reckon I'm through with being married to Alfie Moon!
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