0:00:26 > 0:00:29It was weird. They just... It's crazy.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31It's nice, though.
0:00:31 > 0:00:35- Got to have a bit of attention once in a while, ain't you?- Why not?
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Let's go and have a cup of tea.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42- And you actually spoke to Qadim? - Yes. I wasn't exactly well received.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46But we talked things through. And I'd expect Amira to be in touch very soon.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Really?
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Oh, come on, that's great, isn't it?
0:00:50 > 0:00:51What have I missed?
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Yusef went to see Qadim for us.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58- And it sounds like he might have actually got somewhere. - Which is great, isn't it?
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Yes, that's great.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Right, well, I'd better get back to work.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Zainab.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18BABY GURGLES
0:01:35 > 0:01:38I read that if you stand at the bottom of a well and look up, yeah,
0:01:38 > 0:01:42- you can actually see the stars, even in daylight.- No way!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Yes, way.- We should try it.- We need to find a well first, don't we, bruv.
0:01:45 > 0:01:50You know, sometimes I wonder if you two actually sprung from my loins.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Did our father actually just talk about his loins?- I think he did.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55THEY LAUGH
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- All right, ladies?- Hey.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- Mind if I join you?- Pull up a chair. Join the celebration.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- Tyler's been confirmed as the missing link, has he?- Very funny(!)
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Actually, we're celebrating ripping off little old ladies.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Oi, oi? Keep your voice down, will you?- Oh, yeah?
0:02:10 > 0:02:12What you been up to?
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Let's just say a little bit of gold landed in our lap,
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- courtesy of Dot's new lodger. - Right, there we go. Three specials.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Cheers, ta.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Oh, and the same for Michael.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Yes, sir. Food to your liking, sir?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Between you and me, I don't come here for the food.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32- Oh, is that right?- Yes. I've got a bit of a thing for one of the staff.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- Lame! - Shame. Marie's already spoken for.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38You got owned! Sorry.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Shut up and eat your lunch,
0:02:41 > 0:02:44otherwise I'll start talking about my loins again.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Right, here you go. Take that, and, yeah, I'm sure you'll be very happy.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54All right, drive safe. Take care.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Yusef.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16I thought I told you not to interfere in my family business.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19I'm sorry, I thought it was great news.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21If I acted out of turn, I apologise.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23And I didn't want you to find out like that.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- Didn't want me to find out at all! - I know you don't like it.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Nor do I. But if Syed and Christian want to get married, there's nothing you can do.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Syed's happiness is all that matters.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36So I would very much appreciate it if you would stay out of matters that don't concern you.
0:03:41 > 0:03:46Are you sure you're entitled to such a long dinner break on your first day?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Oh, yes, Dr Khan is very, very easy going.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Well, don't you go taking advantage of his good nature. Remember, you're only temporary.
0:03:53 > 0:03:59- You've changed your tune.- I may not be happy about you working there, but we need every penny we can get.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02I wish I could help more. I've got nothing left to sell.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Let me buy you lunch, ladies.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- How charming of you.- It can't be easy, living off a pension.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Still, at least you got the money from Dad. Keep you going for a bit.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15200 quid? You've got to be joking, haven't you?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Really?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Oh, I heard they were worth a lot more than that.
0:04:19 > 0:04:24But I don't know. I mean, I don't get involved in Dad's business. Beginner.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30PUMP SPLUTTERS
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- What you doing down? - What's it look like? Working.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- Yeah, I know, but you're supposed to be...- No fuss, Alfie. - Kat, listen...- Alfie.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43The barrel needs changing and we need some more mixers, OK?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Yes, love, what can I get you?
0:04:45 > 0:04:46A pint, please.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Do you think Dr Khan will be all right
0:04:52 > 0:04:57with you using your work computer for your personal purposes?
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Yes. It'll be fine.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- There!- Oh!
0:05:00 > 0:05:02There's my candlesticks.
0:05:04 > 0:05:061,000 quid?!
0:05:06 > 0:05:07God!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12I think we should pay Mr Moon a little visit.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Going somewhere, Mrs Cotton? - No, just seeing these ladies out.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24I think we're better off without her.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27One smile and her legs turn to jelly.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Oh, Dr Khan, I replied to that drinks invitation you had for tomorrow afternoon.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I thought I told you not to bother.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41I'm sorry, I must have misunderstood.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43And I put you down for a plus one
0:05:43 > 0:05:45in case you wanted to take someone along.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Why would you go to Yusef for help?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56I didn't. He went to see Qadim off his own bat.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58That's what he does! He ingratiates himself.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00He worms his way in.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Makes people indebted to him.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- Why didn't you come to me? I'm still your father.- I know. I'm sorry.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Amira was like a daughter to me.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13I'm no happier about Yusef getting involved than you are.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17But if it gets results, then that's all that matters.
0:06:22 > 0:06:27- Oh, looks like trouble. - Fiver on the old biddies.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Mr Moon?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Good afternoon, ladies, what can I do for you?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33You can cut the flannel for a start.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35You know why we're here. Your boy ripped me off.
0:06:35 > 0:06:41- I gave you a good...- I'm talking to the organ grinder, not the monkey.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45What my friend means is that there has been a little misunderstanding.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49The little misunderstanding being you ripped me off.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52There's obviously been a misunderstanding. We're a reputable business.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54We checked the price on the Internet.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Those candlesticks are worth a grand.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00So if you know what's good for you, you'll give me what you owe me.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04And don't think I'm scared of Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dumber there.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07There's no need for that sort of talking, Cora.
0:07:07 > 0:07:12I'm sure that Mr Moon here will rectify his mistake.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Well, you've put me in a very difficult position, ladies.
0:07:14 > 0:07:20I'd like to help, I really would. But, as they say... "Buyer Beware".
0:07:20 > 0:07:23You'd better beware unless you put this right.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31I tell you what, I'll give you 200 quid extra...
0:07:31 > 0:07:32as a gesture of goodwill.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35I want what I'm owed.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Right, 300.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Now, that's my final offer.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Take it or leave it.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49- They're worth a lot more.- Maybe they are. If I can find a buyer.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53But I'd say that 500 is a fair price.
0:07:59 > 0:08:04- Pleasure doing business with you, ladies. - You are a highly disreputable man.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Don't think you've heard the last of this.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Oh, come on, Cora, it's over now.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Let us not stoop to their level.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20I think that worked out quite well, considering.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22I don't know what site they're looking at,
0:08:22 > 0:08:25but those candlesticks are worth eight grand a pair!
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Yes.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31PHONE RINGS
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Phone? Phone?
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Ah.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Yes, hello.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Amira.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46All right, ladies?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Ripped off any old biddies lately? - You just missed the fireworks.
0:08:49 > 0:08:54Yeah, Dot and her pit bull wanted more cash. Blasted Internet.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57"You are a highly disreputable man."
0:08:57 > 0:08:59- What happened then? - He sent them packing, didn't he?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Yeah, and a few quid in their pocket to keep them quiet.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Yeah, so we can all sleep easy now.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Such a bleeding heart.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08With the money we make from that sale,
0:09:08 > 0:09:10we'll be able to pay off our creditors.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12So, yeah, I'll sleep very well, thank you.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14I didn't know we had any creditors!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Just one of life's little realities that I protect you from.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Come on, Tyler, let's load up.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Good boy.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Ignore him.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Be good to have some extra cash floating around next week.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Tyler's fine.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Michael, honestly, do you really think he's up to it?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Golden Boy? Yeah, course.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48Don't tell anyone, but just to make sure, I've set him up with a right mug.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Anyone with a bit of extra cash, a bit of insider knowledge will make a killing.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Don't tell anyone, though. Keep it between us.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03And Yusef has no right getting involved.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07I agree, OK. And I made sure that he understood that.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13And you haven't heard anything from Amira?
0:10:14 > 0:10:15No.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23But if I did, if she were to get in contact, then...
0:10:24 > 0:10:27..think there's a hope that there might be some kind of reconciliation?
0:10:27 > 0:10:31I think that ship has sailed, Zee.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Yeah. Of course.
0:10:38 > 0:10:43But you know, I don't want to see Syed getting hurt again.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46What are you saying?
0:10:46 > 0:10:52If Amira were to make contact, then is it the right thing to do to pass on her details to Syed?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Well, yes. Of course. If that's what Syed wants.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58- And we want to make Syed happy, right?- Yes.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02And then there's Amira. I mean, she's the innocent party in all of this.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06She should be free to move on with her life, shouldn't she?
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Yeah. Just ignore me. I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11It's just...
0:11:13 > 0:11:16..there's so much going on and it came as such a shock to me, you know.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Zee.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25I could go and see Qadim if you like.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Save you having to go through all of this.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31No.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32I can cope.
0:11:41 > 0:11:46So it's 1900, silver, with a 15-jewel escapement movement.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- You know your stuff. - It was Harry's pride and joy.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52He used to bang on about it.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54The movement's knackered, though.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56That was Harry all over.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01- I reckon it's worth a few hundred to the right buyer. - So that's where I come in.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03I thought with your contacts...
0:12:03 > 0:12:07All right. Well, leave it with me. I'll see if I can get it working.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10I'm sure we can come a mutually beneficial arrangement.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Ooh. I like the sound of that.
0:12:13 > 0:12:18Tell you what, why don't you let me take you for a drink and we can discuss terms.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20What would Carol say about that?
0:12:20 > 0:12:24Well, I wasn't planning on inviting her.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27Come on, it's just a drink.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33- Or do you have to get Carol's permission to go out for a drink with a pal these days?- No.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Maybe another time.
0:12:36 > 0:12:37Sure.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42- And I'll let you know about the watch.- Thank you.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54- Yep?- I've got no more clients, so I'm going to head off.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Right.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- Everything all right?- Yeah, yeah. Great.- Yeah, great. Great. Great.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03You are all right with me being here?
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Yeah, yeah, course. Yeah, whatever Jack says, goes.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08I dunno, just maybe...
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Just try and fit in a bit.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Don't worry, love, I'll turn the camp dial down to a ten.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17- Ta ra.- See you later.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Camp dial...
0:13:19 > 0:13:20..that's funny.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Ray. Hello, mate. Michael Moon.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Yeah.
0:13:28 > 0:13:34Yeah, not bad, not bad. I need ring girls for next Tuesday.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Actually, Ray, can I call you back?
0:13:36 > 0:13:37Something's come up.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Shut the door.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52That does not look like the face of someone with good news.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Your father is one tough nut to crack.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57That's not news I want to hear. Maybe I should find someone who's up to it.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01I'm up to the job. It just might take a little longer than I thought.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03- We don't have time. - You can't rush it!
0:14:03 > 0:14:08Look, I need Carol to dump him next week.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09You need to up your game, lady.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Next week?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Next Tuesday.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14Tuesday...
0:14:15 > 0:14:18..to be precise. Otherwise you don't get paid.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Oh, and Jodie, she gets married in a dress from a boot sale.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22Why Tuesday?
0:14:23 > 0:14:26I don't like Mondays.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31So you need to get back out there, don't you?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35And do what I'm paying you to do.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Oh, and I'll be docking you for that watch an' all.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47Hey, here he is.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- Looking good, champ. Looking good. - Yeah?- Show us your guns.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Boom!
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- Thought I'd get some training in. - Yeah, good man.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- Got to get in shape for the big day, right?- Good man.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00- Yeah, you're going to walk it. - Yeah, we've got like four days left. - You will be brilliant.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Listen, Mike.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05You sure I'm ready for this?
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Yeah. Course.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11- The other geezer don't stand a chance, Ty.- Yeah?
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- MOBILE BEEPS - Come on, get in the game. Get in the game.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Excuse me, I've got to take this.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40'Dr Kahn, your next patient is here.'
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Send them through.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57- All right, what you doing here? - Getting my tickets for Tuesday.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59- Ah.- All set for the big day?
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Yep, the other bloke don't stand a chance.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06- How come your name's not on here? - Weren't important enough to make a billing.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10- It's only my second fight, innit? - Oh, right.- Yeah.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14- Dad wouldn't approve. Thinks I'm too hot-headed to be good. - But Michael thinks otherwise?
0:16:14 > 0:16:18Yeah. Yeah, he's been great.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20He's fast-tracking my training. Pushing me and all that.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23He said after I win this one, we can get some proper fights.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25"Proper"?
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Like, licensed and that.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30- Great.- You won't say anything to Dad, will you?
0:16:30 > 0:16:31No. Course not.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- He has enough problems with his business and all that.- Sure.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Thanks, Vanessa.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- You're a dark horse, ain't you? - I shouldn't have said anything.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47- Don't worry, your secret's safe. And congratulations. - Thanks, darling.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50- Congratulations? What are we celebrating?- None of your business.
0:16:50 > 0:16:55No, it's all right. Don't expect you to keep secrets from Alfie. Me and Sy, getting hitched.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Shut up! That's great news! It needs announcing.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Ladies and gentlemen... Ow. What do you do that for?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- It's supposed to be a secret. - Sorry, mate, schtum.- Lummox.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07No, it's just we've got to get a few things sorted, you know. Like Sy's divorce.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Just a minor problem then(!)- Yeah. - Yeah, I'm sure you'll sort it out.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14You know, love conquers all. If you want to take a break and put your feet up...
0:17:14 > 0:17:16I'd make sure I checked the paperwork if I were you.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Alfie tried to pull the "I'm divorced" stroke on me when we got married.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24- No way!- Well, I was, technically, a little bit married, I suppose.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26He got a fake registrar. Fake snow.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28In fact, everything was fake.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31No, no, sweetheart, not everything was fake.
0:17:31 > 0:17:36You know, I should even probably get my ring checked over, make sure that's not fake and all.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49KNOCK ON DOOR
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- I wanted to apologise for earlier. - There's really no need.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01And also to hold out an olive branch.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Come in.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Please.
0:18:06 > 0:18:11I was wondering if you'd like to accompany me to a function tomorrow afternoon?
0:18:11 > 0:18:15It's a tedious medical drinks thing and I'm committed to a "plus one"
0:18:15 > 0:18:20and you'd be saving me from having to take my septuagenarian receptionist.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21That sounds very interesting.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Why don't we go into the kitchen and we can discuss it over a cup of tea.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32She called earlier.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35I'm sorry. This is all my fault.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37I was thinking of destroying it.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39I suppose you think I'm awful.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Awful? No.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Confused? Yes.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45I suppose you think that Masood's right, as well.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47That I should tell Syed about this.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51- Masood knows about this? - Not that Amira got in contact, no.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53I see.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54So what are you going to do?
0:18:56 > 0:19:00Er...I agree with Masood, you know, it's the right thing to do.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Syed is our son, after all.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07He deserves to be happy, but...
0:19:07 > 0:19:08But?
0:19:09 > 0:19:10But...
0:19:12 > 0:19:14..if I tell him...
0:19:14 > 0:19:16then the wedding...
0:19:16 > 0:19:18that could go ahead.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Then don't tell him.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27- What?- Maybe I was wrong for interfering. Maybe you were right.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Maybe this is what's best for Syed.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33And if you believe it's the right thing to do for your family, then...
0:19:35 > 0:19:39- And you wouldn't tell anyone? - No-one need ever know.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02I could probably do a deal on the catering. I've got a great idea,
0:20:02 > 0:20:05how about I get two of those plastic bridegrooms and stick them on the cake?
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Which part of "no fuss" do you not understand?
0:20:08 > 0:20:12I know, but sometimes, people say one thing when they really mean another, don't they?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14You know, Alfie, that is really sweet of you.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Once everything is sorted out, you'll be the first to know.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21- See? Master of knowing what people are thinking.- Is that right? - It's a gift.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23So what am I thinking?
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- I don't know, I've used up all my powers for the day.- What a surprise.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28No, OK, I can do this.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30OK. Make your mind go blank. That was quick.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Get on with it!
0:20:32 > 0:20:35All right. You're thinking... Oh, I can't say that, you saucy mare,
0:20:35 > 0:20:38not in public. What's the matter with you?
0:20:38 > 0:20:41What am I really thinking? Concentrate really hard.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43OK, all right.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49You're thinking your husband is the best husband in the whole wide world.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51See, I told you he was a fake.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57No, I tell you what, I'm getting...
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Ooh, all the powers are coming back to me all of a sudden...
0:21:00 > 0:21:03I know what you're thinking.
0:21:03 > 0:21:09You're thinking your husband is an inconsiderate fool, who's always putting his foot in it.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Even though he doesn't mean to.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15And it ain't enough he knows he's really hurt you.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18But deep down... he knows you'll forgive him.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Because you know how much he loves you.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26And that you love him, too.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Blimey.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35Looks like Nan's got competition after all!
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Skiving off early?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47I wish. Just off to get more stock.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Oh. Busy day?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Well, the motors are flying out. And the commission flying in.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54How you getting on with your half of the cash?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Yep, it's all in hand.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00- It's good to see you working so hard, Darren. - Can't let Jodie down, can we?
0:22:00 > 0:22:04No, we can't. So you do whatever it takes, right?
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Well, within reason, obviously.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Obviously.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11- Well, I'll catch you later.- OK.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Eddie.
0:22:25 > 0:22:26I was just going to call you.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28See if you wanted to go out for dinner later.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Oh, right, spend some of your ill-gotten gains?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Yeah, I've just had a interesting chat with Dot.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36It's just business. It's nothing personal.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38They're pensioners, Eddie.
0:22:38 > 0:22:39And I'm a businessman.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43- I need the proceeds of that sale to keep this place afloat. - So that justifies what you did?
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- We all have to make a living. - Off the misfortune of others?
0:22:46 > 0:22:48If needs be.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Right, well that gentleman act didn't last very long, did it?
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Or is that just reserved for getting women in the back row of the cinema?
0:22:55 > 0:22:59- I threw some extra cash at them, didn't I?- Oh, right, well that is very big of you(!)
0:22:59 > 0:23:03Look, it's all done and dusted. Just let me take you out for dinner.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07- Do you seriously think I want to profit from your blood money? - Now you're just overreacting.
0:23:07 > 0:23:12Excuse me? I've just found out that the man I'm seeing is no better than a common thief.
0:23:12 > 0:23:17- Watch what you're saying.- If you pull any more stunts like that round here, you want to watch your back.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Oi. What you doing?
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Painting the Sistine Chapel. What does it look like?
0:23:49 > 0:23:53Listen, I want to thank you for letting it go the other night. I messed up.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55You're a bigger person than me and I thank you for that,
0:23:55 > 0:23:59cos I know that me and you, we'll get through this together.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02You're still sleeping on the sofa.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06What? No, hold on. But I thought...
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- You thought what?- Well, the way we were in the bar earlier.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Having a laugh and a joke. With Christian. Me and you.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15- It's like the old magic, ain't it? - It's called pretending, Alfie.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Pretending everything's all right.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21- Kat, please. Oh... - And that's exactly what we're going to do.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Pretend everything's all right.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Give the punters what they want.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28The Kat and Alfie show.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32So, come on, the next performance is about to start.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46Everything going to plan?
0:24:46 > 0:24:50Well, that depends. On what the plan is.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Unlicensed fights? Classy.
0:24:54 > 0:24:59I suppose it's a coincidence this fight happens on the day you want Carol to dump Eddie.
0:24:59 > 0:25:00Who are you - Miss Marple?
0:25:00 > 0:25:03I do not want to get involved in anything illegal.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Ahh.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08So you draw the line at the immoral, do you?
0:25:08 > 0:25:11What do you call goading your brother into a fight he's not ready for?
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Tyler can look after himself.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16I've heard about these unlicensed fights. Less red tape. Less rules.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18He could get seriously hurt.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Is that what you want?
0:25:24 > 0:25:25For Tyler to get hurt?
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Oh, you're sick.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31What the hell are you playing at?
0:25:32 > 0:25:37- Do you know what? Get someone else to play your games.- It's funny...
0:25:38 > 0:25:41It's funny how dates stick...
0:25:43 > 0:25:45..in the mind, don't you think?
0:25:45 > 0:25:46I'll give you an example.
0:25:46 > 0:25:506th of July, 1989. My driving test.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52I passed, first time.
0:25:54 > 0:25:5610th of May, 1980.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00West Ham won the cup. Trevor Brooking, header...
0:26:01 > 0:26:02..as I recall.
0:26:04 > 0:26:0613th of September...
0:26:07 > 0:26:09..1978.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16The day my "beloved" dad killed my mother.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Mm.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25While Eddie was out getting hammered, my mum...
0:26:27 > 0:26:31..was at home, eating sleeping pills.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Oh, she killed herself.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37HE MAY AS WELL HAVE POURED THE PILLS DOWN HER NECK!
0:26:37 > 0:26:40SHE DID IT BECAUSE OF HIM! BECAUSE OF HIM!
0:26:40 > 0:26:43BECAUSE OF WHO HE IS! BECAUSE OF THE MAN HE IS!
0:26:43 > 0:26:45BECAUSE OF THE EVIL PIECE OF SCUM...
0:26:48 > 0:26:49..that he is.
0:26:50 > 0:26:5213th of September.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54That's Tuesday.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Yeah. Clever girl.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Clever girl.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05And that's quite good, innit? It's quite fitting.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06Poetic.
0:27:07 > 0:27:1033 years of pain...
0:27:11 > 0:27:15..about to come crashing home in one beautiful moment.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19And you don't care who gets hurt in the process?
0:27:19 > 0:27:20No.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26All that matters is that he suffers...
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Oh, he suffers like I've suffered.
0:27:34 > 0:27:35And if you...
0:27:36 > 0:27:39..don't want to break Jodie's heart...
0:27:40 > 0:27:42..then you'll do your bit.
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