09/09/2011

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0:00:24 > 0:00:28LOUD MUSIC BLARES

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Hello? Oi!

0:00:49 > 0:00:51What is...? Oi!

0:00:53 > 0:00:54You on the move?

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Well, if I am, this is the first I've heard of it.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16Shift this lot will you.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18This gaff couldn't half do with a clean.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- I'm not your slave.- No, you're a freeloading waste of space.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Just cos you're in a bad mood, don't take it out on her.

0:01:24 > 0:01:29- If you give me earache, I'll take it out on you instead.- Come on then, I'd like to see you try.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Well, there's no place like home.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Ben!

0:01:45 > 0:01:47You'll wear a hole in that if you're not careful.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Join me.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58You look like you've got the worries of the world on your shoulders.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Just another day in paradise.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Carol and me had a bit of an argument.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Well, that's relationships for you, innit?

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Well, mine anyway.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15We always think we're going to learn from our mistakes, but we never do.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Before you know it, you're knocking on 40

0:02:18 > 0:02:21and living out of a suitcase in a B&B.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24I'm sorry I was a bit harsh on you yesterday.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Forget about it. I have.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35- Any news on the watch? - Not yet. Excuse me.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45- All right?- That looked cosy.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49- Just business. - Yeah, lining up your next victim?

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Look, when you want to talk to me properly, you know where I am.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02And how did you sleep?

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Oh, very well, thank you. The pills really helped.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06So your conscience must be clear.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10And, um, what are you doing when your shift finishes?

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Nothing in particular. Why?

0:03:11 > 0:03:14I was wondering if, maybe, you'd accompany me

0:03:14 > 0:03:16to that drinks reception after all.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Oh, I don't think that would be such a good idea.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23- I thought you'd relish the chance to escape this drudgery. - My life is drudgery now?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26No, you live the life of luxury in a big palace

0:03:26 > 0:03:28with flunkies to cater to your every whim.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32Come on, live a little, it'll be fun. You deserve it.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38I've not really got anything nice to wear, so...

0:03:38 > 0:03:41What about that outfit you wore for the mehndi?

0:03:42 > 0:03:46I can't be expected to just drop everything. I mean, what about Kamil?

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Well, I'm sure Masood won't mind spending some more time with his son.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51I'll pick you up at three.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01Why didn't you tell us you were coming back? We'd have picked you up.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04- I didn't want a fuss. - Hark at mister independent here.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07So what made you decide to come back?

0:04:08 > 0:04:12I had no choice really. You know, school.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14And well my probation's over.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Do you think he's grown? - He's only been gone four months.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Fur months is a long time at that age, innit.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22- It is at any age living with you. - Have you started shaving?

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Give him a break. He said he don't want a fuss.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28- I'm going down the club. Do you want to come?.- No, you're all right.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32I've got to head out and catch up with Jay.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Hello?

0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Wotcha Bealey. - What are you doing here?

0:04:42 > 0:04:45SHE SINGS

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Tequila!

0:04:51 > 0:04:54They're barely talking to one another.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55This is not good.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57It's perfect.

0:04:57 > 0:05:02- It's no good them breaking up now. I need them together, I need them strong.- What, for Tuesday?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05- Maybe we should just call it off, then.- What, ere you stupid?

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Huh?

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Miss all the fun

0:05:08 > 0:05:10of seeing him crushed.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12No, no, no. What do we do now?

0:05:12 > 0:05:14What do we do now? You back off him a bit.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Give me time to get them back together.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20You are seriously twisted, you know that.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31You're in the clear because I got Paul to drop the charges. Yeah, don't ask...

0:05:31 > 0:05:35- And then I remembered I'd borrowed 200 quid off you, so...- Borrowed?!

0:05:35 > 0:05:38You didn't think I'd nicked it, did you?

0:05:38 > 0:05:40- So what are we going to do now, then?- We?

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Yeah, I thought you might want to take me to lunch.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45No, I've got my accounts to do, thank you.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47What? This lot?

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Yes.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Mandy, put them down, please.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Mandy!

0:05:57 > 0:05:58Pick 'em up.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Make me.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04- All right.- All right.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- That suits you.- Shut up. - Where's Abi?

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Probably playing with her dolls. Who's this, then?

0:06:08 > 0:06:11This is Duncan from the gym.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15- All right Duncan from the gym. I'm Lola from the block.- Hi.

0:06:15 > 0:06:19So, "Lola from the block," have you and Abi got any plans after school?

0:06:19 > 0:06:22- We could come down the gym. - A gym's no place for girls.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Got to keep your mind on the fight. Stay focused.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Well, we could always hang out somewhere else,

0:06:27 > 0:06:31- somewhere with no distractions. - So, did you miss me then?

0:06:31 > 0:06:35- Ben. All right, son. How are you? You're looking well.- You too.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37So this is the great Ben Mitchell?

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Not what I was expecting at all.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Right, and who are you?- I'm your second cousin, three times removed.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46- Billy's granddaughter. - Oh, is that all.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49We should be, er, getting back to the gym.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52- This is Duncan. He's like the next big thing.- Oh, is that right?

0:06:52 > 0:06:55- So they say.- I suppose I should get back to school.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- Tell Abi I'll catch up with her later.- You can come down

0:06:58 > 0:07:01the park if you want. As long as you bring a bottle of cider.

0:07:01 > 0:07:07I can do better than that. Look, why don't you lot come over to ours. We've got video games, pool, beers.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Cos I'm sure Phil's going to love that, ain't he?- It'll be fine.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14Dad's so pleased to have me back he'll put up with just about anything. Even you.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Three, two, one, go...

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Whoo! One for luck?

0:07:24 > 0:07:27No. I've got to pick Bobby up from school.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28OK, well, um,

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- you're going to have to do a forfeit.- What sort of forfeit?

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Well, if you're not going to drink the tequila,

0:07:34 > 0:07:37you're going to have to eat what's in the bottom of the bottle.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Hold on a minute, that's a worm, innit?- Uh huh.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44- No way. No way. - Oh, come on, it's no big deal.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47- If it's no big deal, you eat it. - All right, we'll share.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51How are you going to get it out the bottle?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Whoa!!

0:07:53 > 0:07:55You're going to have to clean that up!

0:07:55 > 0:07:56Problem solved.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01- OK.- I hope there's no glass on that. - Here goes.- No...

0:08:06 > 0:08:08It's not bad.

0:08:08 > 0:08:09Tastes like chicken.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Go on, your turn.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Urrgh.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Oh, that is... Oh, that's disgusting.

0:08:20 > 0:08:24I can't believe you just did that.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26That is disgusting.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Look.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32That is so irresponsible.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Yeah, but totally hilarious.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Your face. You was like...

0:08:38 > 0:08:40I have to go and get Bobby.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43All right, cool. I'll come with you.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47No, um, you stay here.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49This needs clearing up before he come home.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53- Yes, sir. Let me.- Oh, thanks.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00- There you go.- Thank you.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Right, I won't be long. But please...

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Yes, yes.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Tequila!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16- You think it's all right what he did to Cora and Dot?- No.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18I'm just saying that you two have got a good thing.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20And it'd be a shame to see it spoiled.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22He knows where I am if he wants to talk to me.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25And you know he's as stubborn as you are, don't you?

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Just talk to him.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Can I get you a drink? - Oh, yeah thanks.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44- Vodka tonic, please. - Oh, great, two vodka tonics, please.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Must be a really hard time for you.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Well, I've had better. And worse.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51I might be able to help.

0:09:51 > 0:09:57- Really?- I've decided to start up a cleaning business.- And?

0:09:57 > 0:10:00And, well, I thought you might like a job.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03What, as a cleaner?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06You'd be in very good company.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08I mean, Heather's on board already.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10I don't think I've sunk that low just yet.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13No, no, I'm sure the offers are just rolling in.

0:10:13 > 0:10:18Still, no doubt your next meal ticket will be along soon.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Unless you've met him already?

0:10:21 > 0:10:25You and Eddie looked very cosy in the cafe earlier.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28- Me and Eddie are just mates. - So that'll be why

0:10:28 > 0:10:32- you were reeling him in with that sob story.- I think your imagination's working overtime.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34I don't think so.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38I know a gold digger when I see one. You know, been there done that.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Don't judge everybody by your standards.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Oh, no, see that's where you're going wrong.

0:10:43 > 0:10:48Someone in your situation can't really afford to have standards.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51And let me give you a few pointers, free of charge.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55You know, I am particularly experienced in the older man market

0:10:55 > 0:11:00and if I was trying to sucker Eddie, I would have him hook line and sinker by now.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04Eddie would never go for a cheap little tart like you.

0:11:04 > 0:11:08Oh, what's this. Dear, oh, dear. Jealousy?

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Now you've broken the first rule of gold digging -

0:11:11 > 0:11:12never fall for your victim.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20- What do you want for your tea? - Anything.

0:11:28 > 0:11:29Dad!

0:11:29 > 0:11:32- So, do you like them? - Yeah. They're great, thanks.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Ah, don't thank me. Thank your dad. He paid for them.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39- Thanks, Dad.- So it's only fair he gets the first soaking, right?

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Argh, it's cold!

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Arrgh, that is so cold.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47Oh, you two... I tell you what, you are so...so going to get it!

0:11:47 > 0:11:50- Should have thought about it a bit more.- Oh, no!

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Er. Right, OK.

0:11:58 > 0:11:59And, go.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05- Nah, it's not happening today. - One sec.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13Aw, what's the matter? You feeling like a spare part?

0:12:13 > 0:12:16You think you're the right business, don't you?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18No. I know I am.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23Yeah, well I'm back now.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26So... it's time to take a step down the ladder.

0:12:29 > 0:12:30Right, incoming.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Who's up for a bit of boxing?

0:12:34 > 0:12:36- Yes!- Yeah.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Don't mind, babe, if I have a game of boxing?

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Ooh, Ian.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04SHE GASPS

0:13:04 > 0:13:08- All right!- I'm really sorry, Janine.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10Janine?!

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Blimey, you've, er, grown.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Mandy?! What are you doing here?

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Well, I was just passing through.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Thought I'd look up some old friends.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23You were next on my list.

0:13:23 > 0:13:24Oh, yeah, right.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Well, I'm a little bit too big for you to bully these days.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31Still, it's nice to see that you're doing so well for yourself.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33I should be going.

0:13:33 > 0:13:34Mandy.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38She's, um, staying with me.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41Ooh. In what capacity exactly?

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Goodbye, Janine.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Oh, do stay. I really love to talk about old times.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49I really hope that you're all going to be very happy together.

0:13:56 > 0:13:57Thanks.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Come here.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04We should go sort Bobby's tea out.

0:14:04 > 0:14:05Come on, Munchkin.

0:14:42 > 0:14:43Seconds out. Round three.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46I thought that maybe we could go for a drink later.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Oh, you're talking to me now?

0:14:48 > 0:14:49I was talking to you before.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53That wasn't talking. That was sniping.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55So what do you want? A grovelling apology?

0:14:55 > 0:14:59Well, a simple "I'm sorry" would suffice.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04All right. I'm sorry that I went off at you like that.

0:15:04 > 0:15:05See that didn't hurt much, did it?

0:15:05 > 0:15:09And? Haven't you got something to say to me?

0:15:09 > 0:15:13Don't think so. Got nothing to apologise for.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16You tell that to Dot when she can't pay her bills next month.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Look, I've got a busy afternoon.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20I'm expecting a delivery to arrive

0:15:20 > 0:15:23and I need to find a buyer for Vanessa's watch.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25What is it with you and her?

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Oh, so it's shifted from moral outrage

0:15:28 > 0:15:30to jealousy and paranoia.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33- I'm really glad you popped in. - I don't know why I bothered.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35- You know where the door is. - Yeah, I do.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43I see what Jay means.

0:15:43 > 0:15:44You're pretty good.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Yeah, it's all about focus.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Are you going to be much longer?

0:15:54 > 0:15:56And that's how you do it.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02Now how about I show you what I can do, eh?

0:16:02 > 0:16:06I've only got to win two more bouts and I'm World Champion. Come on, Ben.

0:16:06 > 0:16:07Yeah all right, mate.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Line yourself up.

0:16:12 > 0:16:13Right, we're in. Let's go.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18- You're going to lose. - Mate, get out my earhole.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20- You're going to lose, Ben. - Shut up, mate.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Thank you.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31I'm so sorry.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Is it just me or is everyone staring at us?

0:16:40 > 0:16:42No, they're staring all right.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45Wow, that's fine then.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Yusef, I am seriously overdressed.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50You look sublime.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53They're just not used to seeing me with someone.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Still, gives them something to gossip about, I suppose.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59You know me, I can't abide gossips.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02If you'll excuse me, I need to do some networking.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05- You're leaving me?- I won't be long.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Enjoy the hospitality. And mingle.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Mingle.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12Hello.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17I can do mingling. How hard can mingling be.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19- You'll soon get used to it.- Sorry?

0:17:19 > 0:17:22Being abandoned at these things.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25It's as dull as dishwater, but one has to do one's duty.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Yes, stiff upper lip and all that.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34And, these events aside, it's not all bad being the doctor's wife.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37Free upgrades on flights.

0:17:37 > 0:17:38Medical care on tap.

0:17:38 > 0:17:43Oh and, of course, not forgetting a certain social standing.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Yes, I suppose it has its perks.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51So how long have you and Dr Khan been married?

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Well if you're bored, Liam, go and play with your mates?

0:17:57 > 0:17:59- Don't fancy it. - Well, you can't stay here.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04I could go and see if Eddie needs some help with his stock.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06- No!- Why not?

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Because he's busy. He doesn't want you in the way.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11- But he likes it when I help out. - Just go home, Liam.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18It's always the kids that suffer.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22- I don't need you guilt tripping me. - As if I would.

0:18:22 > 0:18:27- The boy's obviously very fond of Dad.- Yeah, well Liam's not the one who has to put up with his moods.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30You still not talking then?

0:18:30 > 0:18:33I don't think it's any of your business, Michael.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Do you want to know what Dad's problem is?

0:18:35 > 0:18:39- Enlighten me.- He's scared. - Of what exactly?

0:18:39 > 0:18:42Of being with someone. And of being alone.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Well, that's really helpful.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46That's why it never worked out with his second wife.

0:18:46 > 0:18:50He couldn't let her in and he couldn't let her go. So she just walked.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Yeah, well right now I don't blame her.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56- You don't mean that.- Don't I? - No, no, you don't.

0:18:56 > 0:19:00Cos I've seen the way you two are together.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03I've seen the way he looks at you.

0:19:03 > 0:19:04So what am I supposed to do?

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Put up with his moods while he figures it out?

0:19:06 > 0:19:09- Well, that depends on how much you love him.- Love?

0:19:09 > 0:19:11I think you're jumping the gun there a little bit.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Sorry, course. We won't use the "L" word.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Don't want people getting the wrong idea.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19If you like him... If you like him as much as I think you do

0:19:19 > 0:19:21then you'll figure out a way

0:19:21 > 0:19:23to make him see sense.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35And Yusef wore red and gold

0:19:35 > 0:19:39and he arrived on a white horse and there were dancers and drummers.

0:19:39 > 0:19:44- Well, there'll certainly be a few green-eyed monsters here today.- Really?

0:19:44 > 0:19:48Oh, yes. Yusef was one of the few remaining eligible bachelors.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52And quite a catch.

0:19:52 > 0:19:53I suppose he is.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56And you haven't been married before?

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Yusef is my first husband.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00And last, I hope.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Alison. Lovely to see you.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06I was just chatting to Leonard.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09- That must have been fascinating for you.- It was enlightening.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11And he was singing your praises as usual.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Could I borrow my wife a moment?

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Ah, course.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Enjoying yourself...

0:20:22 > 0:20:23Mrs Khan?

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Word soon spreads at these things.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28I'm so sorry.

0:20:28 > 0:20:32She just assumed. And I thought it would be rude to correct her.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37I didn't want to make a faux pas or cause a scene.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42You're not angry with me, are you?

0:20:45 > 0:20:46I'm flattered.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52As good as new. And I think I've found us a buyer.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53You don't hang about.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56I guessed you'd want a quick sale with Jodie's wedding coming.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Yeah, I need every penny I can get.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03Just hope it's all worth it. Last the distance, you know.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05You haven't tried to put her off then?

0:21:05 > 0:21:08Warned her of the perils of married life.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11I've been sorely tempted, but you know what it's like at that age.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14The triumph of hope over experience.

0:21:17 > 0:21:21If you could do it all over again, would you do anything differently?

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Everything.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25It can't have been all bad.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28Well, maybe just the bad bits then.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32- A few of those were there? - Just a few.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36You and me both. I've stuffed up more times than I can remember.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40No matter how hard you try and forget about all the bad stuff,

0:21:40 > 0:21:44you know, ignore it, pretend it doesn't matter,

0:21:44 > 0:21:47that it's not your fault, it's just always there, you know,

0:21:47 > 0:21:49eating away.

0:21:52 > 0:21:56I'm sorry. I'm not even making any sense.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59I think it's all the...the stress of Jodie's wedding

0:21:59 > 0:22:01it's playing havoc with me nerves.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04I should probably go.

0:22:06 > 0:22:07Stay.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Have a drink.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Tyler always keep some handy.

0:22:19 > 0:22:23For the calming of the nerves and the drowning of the sorrows.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38- Were did you honeymoon?- Pakistan.

0:22:38 > 0:22:42It holds such a special significance for us both

0:22:42 > 0:22:43it seemed like a natural choice.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46And we hope to go there again one day. For another visit.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48That would probably not be for a while.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51What with Yusef's busy practice and my charity work.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Zainab's very active in the community.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57Oh, well you should come over for dinner some time.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01- Alison's always organising some charity event or other. - That would be lovely.

0:23:01 > 0:23:05And then you can tell us more about how you managed to nab this one.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08I never thought he was the marrying again type.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11You know, Alison, neither did I.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14But then sometimes someone can come into your life

0:23:14 > 0:23:16and change your way of thinking.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Your very way of being.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22Like a jolt of lightening that wakes you up from a slumber

0:23:22 > 0:23:24you never even noticed you were in.

0:23:24 > 0:23:28And then you realise that everything in your life up to that point

0:23:28 > 0:23:33was merely a rehearsal for that one, magical, perfect moment.

0:23:35 > 0:23:39Pretty damned smitten, I'd say.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43Well, I think it's time we were leaving.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46Can't wait to get the new bride home, eh? Don't blame you.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49- Mrs Khan.- Nice to meet you.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51- Bye.- Bye.- Bye.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Excuse me.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56- Bye.- B-Bye.

0:23:57 > 0:24:01- To hell with relationships, that's what I say. - To hell with relationships.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09Not sure Carol would appreciate that toast.

0:24:12 > 0:24:13But then...

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Carol's not here.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21And you shouldn't be either.

0:24:23 > 0:24:24But I am, Eddie.

0:24:26 > 0:24:27Here and now.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55All right.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Is, er, Shirl about?

0:24:57 > 0:24:58Yeah, she's doing dinner.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02So you glad to be back?

0:25:02 > 0:25:05Yeah. I couldn't stay with Gran forever, could I?

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Anyway, she was doing my head in.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Yeah, she, er...

0:25:09 > 0:25:12She rang earlier. Said how she thought it was time you came back.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14You know, got on with things.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19So it's, er, a fresh start, eh?

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Yeah. Why not.

0:25:25 > 0:25:29- How's your afternoon been? - Good. It was like I was never away.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43I had a wonderful time. Thank you.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46Having you there certainly livened things up.

0:25:46 > 0:25:51Well, you were right, you know, it's good to escape once in a while.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Well, I should, er... I should get going.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Yes, of course.

0:26:11 > 0:26:12What are you doing?!

0:26:14 > 0:26:17- I thought... - Zainab, you're a married woman!

0:26:17 > 0:26:19- I'm so sorry. - If you weren't married,

0:26:19 > 0:26:22- that would be different. - Please, forgive me, I'm very sorry.

0:26:22 > 0:26:26I think maybe you got carried away with the pretence.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42The door was open.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46I was just about to head off.

0:26:46 > 0:26:47Right.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51Just...just, er, hear me out. Please.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56I know I'm not the easiest person in the world to be with,

0:26:56 > 0:27:00God knows you try the patience of a saint, at times...

0:27:00 > 0:27:03and I know you're scared,

0:27:03 > 0:27:05you know, scared that this is going somewhere,

0:27:05 > 0:27:07scared that it's not going somewhere,

0:27:07 > 0:27:09but, see, that's all right cos I am too.

0:27:11 > 0:27:12In fact, I'm petrified.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17But, you see, I think what we've got is just too good to throw away.

0:27:18 > 0:27:22But if you don't then that's fine. You know, I'll walk away now.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24Save us both the heartache.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26But you, um...

0:27:26 > 0:27:28you need to know that I love you.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32You ridiculous, frustrating, annoying, man.

0:27:37 > 0:27:38Come here.

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