0:00:44 > 0:00:45I know.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56SHE SIGHS
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- That didn't happen, right? Big mistake. Huge. - D'you think I'm proud?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11So we're on the same page, then?
0:01:11 > 0:01:15- Does it matter? - Yes, it matters.- Jodie's made it clear the wedding's off anyway.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17What was that?
0:01:33 > 0:01:38Look, whatever happens with you and Jodie, she can't find out about this, all right?
0:01:47 > 0:01:51- Here you are, Mum.- Oh. Thank you, darlin'.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53But I don't want anything. You have it.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55You on another stupid diet?
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- What you doing dressed so early? You been out looking for me? - Where've you been?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Well, where are you disappearing off to?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Oh, yeah, another business course, is it?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08You stink of booze.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- That's what having a life smells like, Abi.- Eau de legless slapper?
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- When you going to get a bit of self respect? - Maybe when you stop sneaking about.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19So, who is it today then, Mum?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- I told you, it's just a business course.- Mm.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Do you mind?
0:02:26 > 0:02:30I'm trying out a new cellulite treatment at the salon.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Fitting a lot round this course, aren't you, Mum?
0:02:33 > 0:02:35You two are doing my head in!
0:02:39 > 0:02:43- Darren, when you get this, please come home. Please. - POPPY:- Jodie?
0:02:43 > 0:02:44What's wrong?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47You need to get my hen do back on track, best woman!
0:02:47 > 0:02:50THEY SQUEAL
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Well? What's the latest?
0:03:15 > 0:03:18They're going to wake him up soon.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Ugh! I need a shower. KNOCK AT DOOR
0:03:20 > 0:03:24All right. Loan shark's favourite time of day.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- It's me, Michael.- >
0:03:32 > 0:03:36- News?- They still don't know - not until he comes to.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38The doctors seem pleased, Dad.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Yeah, got some cheery news for him. Family business going down the U-bend.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45I'll make that right, Dad.
0:03:45 > 0:03:50I'll do a course on websites, get one up and running. The emporium can have world-wide premises.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53They got a course on "how to get creditors off your back.com"?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Anthony, we deal in cash, all right?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58My middle name ain't PayPal.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- I'm sorry.- Roll up your sleeves.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Houses don't clear themselves. - You and me?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Dad, I will come to the hospital...
0:04:07 > 0:04:09but I'm going to make this right.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Promise.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Thank you.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Listen, about Craig...- It's fine.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20We wait, till we know about Tyler.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Who knows? Today could be the day we find that Faberge egg.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Hey!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- SHE HISSES - Yeah, whatever! Hey, brother!
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Just lining the stomach before the stag do of the century.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Well, don't bother.- Why - you got jitters?- Got no missus.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Got no job. Got no life.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Hold tight.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Are you telling me there's no stag do?
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Jodie getting off with Anthony, and me getting off with Lauren sort of implies that.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57What?! Jodie! No way! Are you... What was you thinking?!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- That my wedding's off, which it is. So shut up.- All right, lips locked.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Who cares anyway, eh?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Jodie phoning to remind me how worthless I am.
0:05:06 > 0:05:11Doesn't mean that she needs to know. We can put a firewall all the way round this.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15You're supposed to look like you haven't slept AFTER your stag do!
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Brother, there ain't going to be no stag do.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18What kind of do would it be anyway?
0:05:18 > 0:05:23My surrogate family hate me, my real one don't care. It'd be us three hell-raisers,
0:05:23 > 0:05:26trail-blazing through the Square gardens. HORN HONKS
0:05:27 > 0:05:30I haven't missed it, have I?
0:05:30 > 0:05:31It's me, it's Mickey!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Tanya Jessop. I've got an appointment for a laparoscopy.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40I was wondering if I could change to another day - something important's come up.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Er...
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Well, it's not that urgent, but...
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Yes.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Yeah, I understand.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Yeah, I'll be there.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Bye.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01I can take Oscar today if you need to be somewhere.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04I know the prospect terrifies you, but...
0:06:04 > 0:06:06It's fine - it's the girls I worry about.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10- They're at each other's throats, when they're not at mine.- Give it time.
0:06:10 > 0:06:17- I can't wait that long!- It's unnatural for teenage girls to not hate their mum, innit? Look at us.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19What if it turns into a life-long resentment?
0:06:19 > 0:06:24What? You're a million miles away from our mum, Tan.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25A zillion.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Anyway, where you got to be that's so important?
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Ah, it's just...
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Come on, sis. Spill!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39It's nothing like that, Rai. Honestly.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41What, then?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45A problem shared.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46I won't tell anyone.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54- Rainie...- But I can't promise I'll stay out of the pub if it's anything shocking.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Joke! Joking!
0:06:59 > 0:07:04Yeah, it's, er... It's nothing - it's just rubbishy old business stuff, that's all.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Right. You. No Bible classes,
0:07:07 > 0:07:11no smelly vagrants, and, er... tell my girls just...
0:07:11 > 0:07:16- Tell them to have a bit of flippin' respect for their mother, eh? I'll see you later.- Enjoy!
0:07:20 > 0:07:23He's got some nerve, staying out all night.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24I pushed him away.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31He lied to you. About the raise, about paying for the wedding...
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Mum.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Jodie. He's a lying thief, on the bones of his backside,
0:07:37 > 0:07:41with no prospects, punching sky high above his puny little weight.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44The Darren Miller fan club welcomes me.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Darren.- Go on, then.
0:07:47 > 0:07:52- Be quick. I know what you'll say. I've had 15 missed calls. - Only got yourself to blame.- Mum!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55There's no pressure about tomorrow. Just take some time.
0:07:55 > 0:08:00- Think it through.- I have. I love Darren for being Darren, not what's in his bank account.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03It's a real turn on, the size of a man's overdraft.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Do you know what it's like when a man says he loves you and means it?
0:08:06 > 0:08:11No - you're always too busy working out how they'll pay for the next bit of jewellery.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16It's always been about YOU - about caring for you.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Then, please, just accept Darren's good for me!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Hang about - what about you and Anthony Moon? And don't deny it.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24I saw you at the hospital.
0:08:24 > 0:08:29- He was in bits over his brother - he needed comforting. - Oh. Is that what you call it?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Nothing happened.
0:08:33 > 0:08:39Just made me realise how pathetic it was - us arguing over the small stuff.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Darren...
0:08:41 > 0:08:43..you're my everything.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48And with your arms around me, I feel like I can fly.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50You're my Superman.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03- ETA?- You can't put a time on the needs of a parishioner.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04In need of a good gossip, more like.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08There it is!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- What, this old thing?- I asked you a thousand times if you'd seen it!
0:09:11 > 0:09:16Well, you've got a thousand crosses knocking about. I didn't know you meant this one in particular.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20- Hand it to me before I strangle you with it! - That's not very Christian.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24You turn up uninvited, eh?
0:09:24 > 0:09:28You go to places I forbid, you steal from me,
0:09:28 > 0:09:31you make a disgusting mess. You're a wicked, wicked child.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33You're not so bad yourself.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37- You're grounded. - I ain't no plane in volcanic ash.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41If you dare to go against me again,
0:09:41 > 0:09:47you'll find your bags on the streets! I want every inch of my house clean and tidy before I get back.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Do you understand?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Do you understand?!
0:10:00 > 0:10:01They did what?
0:10:01 > 0:10:05- Well, yeah. I thought Lauren would have told you.- No!
0:10:05 > 0:10:10- Can we have two bacon baps, please? Make 'em big 'uns.- I'm going to need all the energy I can get!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12FAT BOY CHEERS
0:10:15 > 0:10:17I thought you and Jodie were over.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19No, we're back on.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21So, what happened at the car lot...
0:10:21 > 0:10:25Stays at the car lot. As long as it was just a random customer that saw us.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- We'll have to find out who did see us.- Lauren?
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Lauren, look at you! How lovely are you? She's got really big, ain't she, Dal?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Listen, I won't say nothing if you don't.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- He was just trying to get something out of his system, weren't you, Dal? - What?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- You didn't!- Course I didn't! - No, he didn't do that.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Lauren. Lauren! Why?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- YOU know? How?- Fats said...
0:10:48 > 0:10:52Look. OK. I-I...made a few assumptions, all right?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55I thought Sick Mick was your brother, yous two were tight, you know?
0:10:55 > 0:10:59But you know what this means? This means that we've got a pact
0:10:59 > 0:11:03and right now, no-one needs to know about you...and her.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06- You two slept together?- No.
0:11:06 > 0:11:12- Tam, basically...- Jodie doesn't deserve that. When Afia finds out... - She can't find out! Tell him!
0:11:12 > 0:11:17It's all right. Look, we've got a pact now, OK, OK? Ain't there some clucking to do?
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- There's a hen do, right?- Yeah, there's a stag do, to go to!
0:11:20 > 0:11:23It's stag o'clock!
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Come on, Dal, let's go!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27It's party time! Let's do this!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30SHE MOUTHS
0:11:31 > 0:11:32Let's do it!
0:11:45 > 0:11:46Sexy(!)
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Dad's worked so hard all his life. He's given me and Tyler so many chances...
0:12:23 > 0:12:27What's done is done. You know, you gotta keep on going, I s'pose.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Never seen him like this before.
0:12:31 > 0:12:36- He can have my wages.- You need 'em! - I can top it up with what we make today. Tell him it was your graft.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38It'd help relations, wouldn't it?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Go on - go and get some chips.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Thanks, Michael.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Ugh! You're all right. We've got enough cheap tat already.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59I've got my daughter's wedding to pay for.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01I'm calling it quits.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Then I'll tell Eddie that you put his son in hospital.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Shame if he knew the truth about you.
0:13:08 > 0:13:13You know what? I don't actually care what Eddie thinks about me. And, obviously, you don't either.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Oi.
0:13:26 > 0:13:31On the proviso you stay away from my dad and my family.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37All right?
0:13:48 > 0:13:51She is one chicken zinger!
0:13:51 > 0:13:56Probably best avoiding that one, though. Apparently she's a stripper/pole dancer by profession.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58- Large one, darlin'.- Thanks, Alfie. - Ta.
0:13:58 > 0:14:03- I'd be getting legless if all I had to look forward to was Ian Beale coming back.- Buzz off, baldie.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Hi, Mr Moon. I've come for Jodie's wages - we need them for tonight.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13- Not a problem. Give me ten minutes. - Yeah.- Get my rent while you're at it,
0:14:13 > 0:14:17- if you still want your name above the door.- You're the real landlord, ain't you?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Hello, beautiful. My name's Mickey.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- SHE CLEARS HER THROAT - Poppy.- Poppy! That's a lovely name.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26You want to "poppy" your mouthy on my mouthy?
0:14:26 > 0:14:30- What?- Sorry, sorry, sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. You must just bring it out in me.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34A nice girl like yourself, a man of commitment such as myself.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36When you meet a nice girl she's for life -
0:14:36 > 0:14:41- not just for Christmas. Not like all these other men - even ones getting married.- Who d'you mean?
0:14:41 > 0:14:45- Come on, Mick, you got the beers in? - D'you mean him?- Er, no, no.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- What you been up to, Darren? - Nothing, nothing.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- Yous two know each other? - That's Poppy, Jodie's best friend?
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- You've been messing behind Jodie's back?!- No! I never said that!
0:14:54 > 0:14:56No, you didn't have to!
0:15:01 > 0:15:04How you feeling, Tanya?
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Like I've been kung fu-ed in the guts by the Furious Five...
0:15:09 > 0:15:13Kung Fu Panda - it's my little boy's favourite.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16You need to eat something.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19I feel sick, actually.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22That's why you need to eat something.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25You're going to be very sore for the next few days.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29And your little boy will have to go without his mum picking him up.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32You can't lift anything heavy.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Got to let the stitches heal.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37How long is, er...
0:15:37 > 0:15:39How long is this going to put me out for?
0:15:40 > 0:15:44Cos I've got my job and my kids - there's people depending on me...
0:15:44 > 0:15:46You've got to rest, Tanya.
0:15:46 > 0:15:52That's the most important thing. We'll fix an appointment for your results before you leave tomorrow.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56No... no, no, no, I can't stay over.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58I've got my kids.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Well, I'll have a word with the doctors and double check.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Mr Waverly will see you later today.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08There will be someone to take you home, won't there?
0:16:09 > 0:16:11My mum.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Got a good one, then.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- It was a one off.- So you did, then? - I was drunk.- That's no excuse.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27- I thought Jodie got off with Anthony. - She'd never do that.- And I regret sleeping with Lauren.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29- Lauren?- Oh.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33- Lauren?!- Look please, please, please don't tell Jodie.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37- We tell each other everything. She's like a sister.- You won't want to hurt her, then.- Me?!
0:16:37 > 0:16:41- Go and ruin her big day?- Me?! - If she finds out, it'll ruin everything she's dreamt about.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Don't go and break her heart. Look...
0:16:44 > 0:16:47I will never, ever do anything like this again, all right?
0:16:47 > 0:16:50I'll make her the happiest woman alive.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52I'll tell her.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Yeah, you will. Today, Darren!
0:17:24 > 0:17:25Dad...
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Don't speak.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38I need to know...
0:17:39 > 0:17:41What, son?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Did we score?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Please, Mandy. It won't be a stag do without a stripper!
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Anyway, it'll be more artistic than anything, yeah?
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Fat Boy, hit it!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59MUSIC: "Milkshake" by Kelis
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- You boys are not man enough! - You can teach me to be a man.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- Teach me, teach me!- Please don't.
0:18:05 > 0:18:10- I wish I could be more like you. - Just let your hair down, Dazza!
0:18:10 > 0:18:14It's not just Poppy. It's Vanessa. The car lot, this morning. She knows.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16- Think you'd be sat here right now if she did? - HE SIGHS
0:18:16 > 0:18:20MUSIC CONTINUES, MEN JEER
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- FAT BOY:- Oh, my days.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28How about the belt?
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- Take it off, take it off!- We want the belt, we want the belt!
0:18:31 > 0:18:33ALFIE: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:18:33 > 0:18:38- That's enough - ain't that kind of pub, fellas, and you know it!- Alfie!
0:18:38 > 0:18:42- Mrs Moon would not be happy! I'm meant to be keeping an eye on you! - I bet!
0:18:45 > 0:18:49Party at mine. And you're in the VIP suite, sweet cheeks.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52It's chocka-blocka-rocka with fit boys and girls.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56Brrrap! Tunage!
0:18:59 > 0:19:02BOTH: # Now I'm back for more
0:19:03 > 0:19:06# Set your spirit free
0:19:06 > 0:19:11# It's the only way to be
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- # It's the only way to be... # - I know you're sorry. Just stop it now, OK?
0:19:16 > 0:19:21Tell that to both my faces. Poppy ain't spoke to me tonight.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- Maybe it was her that came into the car lot. - You're being paranoid now.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27I'm afraid to say you're not going through to the next round.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31Yeah, someone call the RSPCA! There's cats being strangled in here!
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Jodes...- There's something wrong, isn't there?
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- I...- You're right. Me and Darren - we should be together.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43I don't want to spend another night apart.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47- OK.- Right, come on everyone, we're going to go and find Darren!- Darren?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Yeah, come on, I've had enough!
0:19:52 > 0:19:55I'll tell Jode you weren't feeling well. And you'll be so poorly,
0:19:55 > 0:19:58you won't be able to make it to the wedding tomorrow, either.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY
0:20:05 > 0:20:08This I did not expect, sweetness!
0:20:10 > 0:20:11You're very popular, Faith.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15These are all online bredrens, innit? Fiver each. Kerching!
0:20:15 > 0:20:18All up in Aunty O's house, though! Are you mad?
0:20:18 > 0:20:24- If Mohammed ain't allowed up no mountain...- Oh, oh! Come on, girl!
0:20:28 > 0:20:32- She was allowed out to the club, and she's still in a mood. - Oh, boo-hoo, Abi.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Girls. Oscar's asleep.
0:20:34 > 0:20:39D'you know how much I been panicking - being left to look after the Little Emperor?
0:20:39 > 0:20:45Thought he was going to have a fit without his mum's bedtime story. Amazing how quickly they adapt.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48What business course goes on this late?
0:20:48 > 0:20:50She's is so up to something.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Hey, Miss Marple. Leave her alone!
0:20:53 > 0:20:57Hands up here anyone who's never messed things up?
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Ooh, you little liar. Oh, come...
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- No, I don't want a hug, Abi! - Auntie Rainie! Get off me!
0:21:03 > 0:21:06THEY CONTINUE TO PLAY-FIGHT
0:21:20 > 0:21:21He's OK.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38MUSIC: "Hello" by Martin Solveig & Dragonette
0:21:47 > 0:21:49- I can't be without you. - You all right?
0:21:49 > 0:21:54Hello! You must be my new sister-in-law. Welcome to the family.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59- Oi!- What's goin' on, babe?
0:21:59 > 0:22:04- Mwah!- Lauren's gone home with her tail between her legs. Nice tune, by the way!
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Thank you very much, thank you very much. So, this whole BMF thing, yeah?
0:22:08 > 0:22:13- Mm.- Once you become a BMF, is there any chance of, you know, like, a promotion?- What?
0:22:13 > 0:22:18You know, like, can you rise through the ranks? Know what I mean?
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Mum texted and Tyler's doing really well!
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Really? That's amazing, I'll go and see if I can talk to him.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32No more hard to get.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Let's make this easy. You picked the wrong sister, mister.
0:22:34 > 0:22:41Now, If Mercy was a fridge, I'm an Aga. And you can't turn them tings off.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Oh, sick. So, what you saying? Like...
0:22:44 > 0:22:46D'you want to be Fat Boy, or Rude Boy?
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Yeah, I can't really, you know...- I can't see a better offer. Can you?
0:22:53 > 0:22:57Just be gentle with me, all right, sweetness?
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Yee-ha!
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Because they're keeping him in for a while,
0:23:53 > 0:23:56I got him anti-bacterial wipes, plasters and hand gel.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00Even a tiny little nick shaving can be an all-inclusive hotel for MRSA.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Oh, voice of doom! He'll be all right!
0:24:03 > 0:24:06I know, but then there's the food and air conditioning to get past.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10Boys, we've got a lot to celebrate. Those nurses -
0:24:10 > 0:24:12diamonds. Wonderful.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17- Don't you have a wedding to organise? - I just went to see how Tyler was.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21We ran into each other, thought we could share the celebrations.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23How wonderfully convenient.
0:24:23 > 0:24:24To Tyler.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29To Tyler and his head of steel.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32You know, he fell off a wall when he was six.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36He had his hands in a packet of crisps, so his face took the brunt of it.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38The screams!
0:24:38 > 0:24:40All the neighbours came out.
0:24:40 > 0:24:45He was still screaming at the hospital when the nurse was stitching up his lip.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Then when he got knocked out...
0:24:48 > 0:24:51all I wanted was for him to scream.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Something.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Anything...
0:24:57 > 0:25:02The minute you lot were born - every single one of you - that's when the worry started.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04All right, Dad.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11What's that?
0:25:11 > 0:25:12- He earned it, today.- Really?
0:25:12 > 0:25:16Yep. Yeah, he's got the gift of the gab. Just like his pa.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Well...
0:25:21 > 0:25:23I've made a lot of mistakes in the past.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26I'm not happy about the way I left Carol.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29But hey...
0:25:30 > 0:25:34Let's not dwell on the past, eh? The future looks good.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Tyler's making a recovery.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40- Things might just be on the up. - I dunno about that.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44I made a pact with Ty that...
0:25:44 > 0:25:47for a month I'd support...
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Sorry, Michael.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54- Leyton Orient! Good boy. - Deary me.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58- Deary me!- Get in, my son! Get in!
0:25:58 > 0:26:00DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Darren...
0:26:06 > 0:26:10I was going to read this out tomorrow, but I need you to know now.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16"You're the hairspray to my cow licks
0:26:16 > 0:26:18"You're the glue to my acrylics
0:26:18 > 0:26:21"A mask for my face, made of clay
0:26:23 > 0:26:25"You're my support pants on a fat day
0:26:25 > 0:26:28"With you I don't need botox or filler
0:26:28 > 0:26:31"Cos I'll be perfect as Mrs Miller."
0:26:31 > 0:26:34- What I'm saying, Darren... - I know what you're trying to say.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40We can be like them, can't we?
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Why don't we get some fresh air?
0:26:44 > 0:26:45Oh. All right, Grace?
0:26:45 > 0:26:47We're getting married in the morning!
0:26:52 > 0:26:53FAITH!
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Get out, get out, get out!
0:26:58 > 0:26:59Oh, my Lord!
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Faith?!
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Fantastic party Faith's put on.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06You must be her sister.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09- Where is she? - I think she's under the coat pile.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Faith!
0:27:16 > 0:27:17Faith!
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Aunty O!
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Oh! Oh, no, no, no, no.
0:27:21 > 0:27:26- I'm going to go. I want to look my best for tomorrow.- I know, but...
0:27:26 > 0:27:28We've got for ever together to chat.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30What if I've done something bad?
0:27:30 > 0:27:33- You got sacked cos of me. End of. - What if I've done something worse than that?
0:27:33 > 0:27:39It doesn't matter what's happened - this is the slate wiped clean. This, right now, is day zero. Agreed?
0:27:39 > 0:27:42- You haven't told her yet?- I'm going to come home with you, let's go.
0:27:42 > 0:27:46- You can't start a marriage on lies.- Poppy, shush now, we're all a bit drunk.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48- Don't marry him, Jode. - Not now, Poppy!
0:27:48 > 0:27:53No? When, then? Wait till the honeymoon to tell her you slept with Lauren last night?
0:27:53 > 0:27:55- Don't listen to her...- I know.
0:27:58 > 0:27:59At the car lot this morning.
0:28:01 > 0:28:02I saw you.
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