0:00:41 > 0:00:46The boys told me to play it cool. They said keep you hanging.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50The thing is I'm not very good at playing it cool.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Me neither.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Beautiful.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Perfect.
0:01:10 > 0:01:15It's, like, small but what it would be like if it was big, innit.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Everyone, my sister.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23KNOCK ON DOOR
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Leave it.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27KNOCKING CONTINUES
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Patrick.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Hey, hey, hey, hey! - I don't care how you do it.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Scrape it off with your finger nails if you have to, just get rid of it.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- Will you just back off? - Yeah, back off, bozo.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47- Take your hands off me. Kim, get my hat, please. - You ain't going.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51I just want to see what I'm being accused of.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- No way.- Kim, hat.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59- You can't go on your own. - This is not your battle. None of you.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Thanks.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Bozo?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08I worry about you sometimes, you know?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Here, I say, these here cost money.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Bobby!
0:02:45 > 0:02:46Three long weeks.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- Try six. - You're used to it.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- You saying I can't get any? - No.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55I'm saying, three weeks without a girl for me is like six weeks without a girl for you.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- It's like dog years or something. - Comparing yourself to a dog, are we?
0:02:58 > 0:03:01I need some action, Ant, all right, and I need it now.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- I ain't a racist.- It's not me.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12What's this all about? You tell me and this can all go away.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- I said it's not me. - You're saying it's not you, but I don't believe you.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- Dad.- Someone's trying to intimidate you.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Now you know what it feels like.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28I have a reputation to uphold.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31What? As a really boring git with a really big head?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34I've got a standing in this community. People look up to me.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37No, no, they're just checking out your really big head. They are.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39So we squirted a few people. So what?
0:03:39 > 0:03:43- You're trying to show me up. - I weren't.- You were.- I WEREN'T!
0:03:43 > 0:03:46All right, it's not just the water pistols, OK. Look.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52You can hardly notice it.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56All right.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01That wasn't me. All right, that was me.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05Every time you go out the house, right,
0:04:05 > 0:04:08you humiliate me, you show me up, you take advantage of me.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11You're quite hot when you're angry.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15- Mandy, look, this cost 800 quid.- OK.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Bit of white wine will sort it right out.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- No.- Just give it here.- No. Mandy, no. Please.- Just give it here!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- No, don't.- Just give it.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Why can't you be normal?
0:04:37 > 0:04:42What's that saying? Fools rush in.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- You're not a fool. - I hope not.
0:04:45 > 0:04:50Those Brannings have got a lot to answer for. Max broke my heart, Carol broke yours.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- I don't want to go back there again. - No, me neither.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59See you round.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04- Is that cool enough?- Very cool.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15All right?
0:05:15 > 0:05:20- Ain't you sick of that yet? - Not even close.
0:05:23 > 0:05:29- Taboo, that's it. Ty, are you even listening to me?- No.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32No. The drought ends here, Ant.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34It ends right here.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37So, there's a course on child care.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38And it teaches you how to,
0:05:38 > 0:05:41you know, how to understand the kids, how to teach 'em and...
0:05:41 > 0:05:44It'll take you three years. I don't know how, but it does.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47You know, I think you should go up for it.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51Oi, Whitney, do you sleep on your front?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53What? No, not really.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Can I sleep on it, then?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- I don't get it.- Good.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Good.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05FATBOY MAKES AEROPLANE NOISES
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Help me, help me.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14You know she's only after your money.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15HE LAUGHS Yeah.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19She'd have better luck looking down the back of the sofa.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22That's all she's ever been after. You know that.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Her ex-husband, Max.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27It may not have occurred to you, but, you know, maybe I'm the exception?
0:06:27 > 0:06:31It's a crazy idea, but perhaps she really likes me.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Nah.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Maybe it's just kids having a laugh.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38No, it's Patrick or Denise or that other leery bint.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41They did say they didn't see anything. So maybe they didn't.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45They're covering, all of them. Stick together, that lot, don't they?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- That lot? - Yeah, you know what I mean.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51I know one thing. Now you know how it feels.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Now you know how it feels to be intimidated.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58You can come back at lunch time. And clean it off.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06These are Duncan's. He left them here.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- You'll be seeing him around, won't you?- Nah.- No?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12That's a shame. You guys were good mates.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16What's happened, Ben?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Time to move on.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33No, I did what you asked. Carol's out of the picture.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35What are you still here for, then?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37I like him.
0:07:41 > 0:07:46I like your dad and he likes me. Really, he does.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Is it so bad if I make him happy?
0:07:49 > 0:07:52If we try and make a go of it?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Look, you want to protect him, you want him to be happy,
0:07:55 > 0:07:57I understand that, cos that's what I want too.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02We're on the same side, me and you.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06He'll get tired of you, Vanessa. He will. Just like all the others.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09He'll see past the cheap nylon suit,
0:08:09 > 0:08:13the hair, the make-up.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18He'll see you for what you really are. A has-been.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22A scrounger who sleeps her way from one pay cheque to the next.
0:08:22 > 0:08:27And the most tragic thing of all is you know that, don't you?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Time to vanish.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51MAN WHISTLES
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Oi, Red.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- You made me lose count. - Sorry about that.
0:08:54 > 0:08:59I'm walking to school on my own today and it is 863 steps. I counted.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03- Right, let's just stick to the subject, shall we? - What subject?
0:09:03 > 0:09:09Your sister. You reckon you could bring her here for, say, four o'clock?
0:09:09 > 0:09:11I'll need compensation.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Red, you are my kinda girl.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18How about you pick anything you like?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22- For keeps? - For keeps.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Nice magazine. Look.- Hmm. - No?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- That?- Yep.- Deal.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Oh, it's blood. I've done Ian in.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00What are you doing back here, Mandy Salter?
0:10:00 > 0:10:03I hope you ain't taking advantage of that boy's good nature.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Dot, have you ever noticed how big his head is?
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Now, Jane, his wife, she was an angel.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12She was always well suited.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14You know, she wore lovely dresses.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17She was a good cook and a wonderful mother.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21I mean, that's the sort of woman a man wants, not some flibbertigibbet
0:10:21 > 0:10:24running round the Square flashing her drawers
0:10:24 > 0:10:27and squirting people with water.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- Is that right?- Yes, that is right.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33And what do you mean, he's got a big head?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Since he's had his hair cut, there's nothing abnormal about him.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Can I borrow you ladies for a second?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Yes, you can.- No, you cannot.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44It's all in the name of romance, Mrs Branning.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Romance, that's a fat lot of use
0:10:46 > 0:10:48when it comes to getting wine stains out of sofa cushions.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- Look, come on. - What do you think you're doing?
0:10:51 > 0:10:55- Come on, Dot.- Get your hands off me! How dare you, young man?
0:10:55 > 0:10:56- Come on, Dot.- Come on.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Come on. Take it for a test drive, all right.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01It's not just a vehicle. It's a way of life.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Look, this vehicle right here will set you free.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06It matches your shirt, mate, come on.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- Come on!- Why?- You'll see.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Meet me in the car lot. Bring the money.
0:11:31 > 0:11:36- Vanessa.- Hi.- I was just thinking about you.- Can we talk?
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Sounds ominous.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41OK. All right, so, look, here it is, all right.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45I'm just going to say this. I'm just going to say it one time. One time, all right.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48So I was thinking maybe me and you could go out for dinner tonight?
0:11:51 > 0:11:55# I just want your extra time and your
0:11:55 > 0:11:57# Kiss, Whitney. #
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Hey. Hey.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Did you tell him my name? You did, didn't ya?
0:12:07 > 0:12:11- Thanks.- This guy's following us.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Don't hold me responsible for the grammar.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34I thought it was confusing an' all.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38It's not me as in me. It's me as in him.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43How about it, babe?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56I don't really know how to say this.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59That sounds really ominous.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03But it's all right. Whatever it is, I'm a big boy, I can take it.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Eddie, I... I really want to move in with you.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11You're joking, right?
0:13:12 > 0:13:16You're not joking? Blimey, there's me thinking
0:13:16 > 0:13:22you were going to launch into that "it's not you, it's me" speech.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26I know this whole thing with Carol's really knocked you.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29And we've both been through so much recently.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- Very recently. - But that doesn't matter, does it?
0:13:32 > 0:13:36At least, not from where I'm standing. The past is the past.
0:13:37 > 0:13:38Why the rush?
0:13:38 > 0:13:43Why wait when you know something's right, you know?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45When it feels good.
0:13:45 > 0:13:50What do you see in me, Vanessa? Seriously?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55A chance to be happy.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59And I know you see it too, don't you?
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Please, Eddie.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07So, did nobody else think that was weird?
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Cos I thought that was weird.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12- I liked it.- Just the girl I wanted to see.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16You ready?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Ta-daaa!
0:14:22 > 0:14:27Look, I built you little bits of furniture in there,
0:14:27 > 0:14:29you can throw them away if you like. I don't mind.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Is it OK? You look a bit disappointed.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35You're the best.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Thank you. Enjoy.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- Here's the thing, Whitney, right. Here's the thing. - You just said that.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56- I'm not great at, you know... - Speaking?
0:14:56 > 0:15:00I'm not great at saying what I feel, so here goes.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02I think you're pretty.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06And you got a nice smile, great teeth, shiny.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Me and you could have a laugh.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09I at least deserve an answer.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Will you get out the way, please?
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Tiffany, come on.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16- But what about my doll's house? - We'll get it later. Sorry.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23FATBOY MAKES AEROPLANE NOISES
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- I swear I'll rip your head right off. - All right, easy.
0:15:26 > 0:15:31Look, man, Whitney's complicated, all right?
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Especially when it comes to blokes.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36She's got, you know... she's got a thing.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42- What? Like a disease?- No.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44No, no, no, no, not like a disease.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Like, she's got issues with blokes, you know?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50She comes across all confident and hard and brashy and that,
0:15:50 > 0:15:57but really and truly she's a bit...scared of, you know...
0:15:58 > 0:15:59..sex and that, bro.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- Oh, I've got you. - Right.- She's a virgin.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Exactly. Exactly.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19You really liked him, didn't you?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Say thank you.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Thank you.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35You look nice today.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49- ANSWERPHONE BEEPS:- Hi, Duncan? It's...it's me.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53Well, I just phoned to say hi.
0:16:56 > 0:17:03I mean, that's all really. So, I'll see you around.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Bye.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12I had this mate once.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Coolest bloke in the school, he was.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Confident, good-looking.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22Spent all our time together.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Going out. Talking, laughing.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26First bloke I could ever really talk to.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Not like I could talk to my mum.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Or my dad for that matter.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Don't get me wrong, Ben, they were good people.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40They just...didn't get me.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Didn't understand.
0:17:44 > 0:17:49And he, well...he understood.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55And I guess that's what I'm trying to say to you.
0:17:55 > 0:18:01There are people out there that understand. That'll listen.
0:18:16 > 0:18:21You know this course. I don't think I'm good enough.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Course you are, all right?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26You're like the cleverest girl I know.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- You're like Michelle Obama. - Shut up.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32She's clever, but she's not all up in your face with it.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33She's also twice my age.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36She's got a banging body and at the end of dinner
0:18:36 > 0:18:38she could divide the bill without a calculator.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Now, what more does a guy want?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42What about him?
0:18:42 > 0:18:45So you think he's a decent enough bloke?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Yeah.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Yeah, I do.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Yeah. See, that's what I thought,
0:18:53 > 0:18:58but to be honest, Fats, I don't trust myself any more.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Bit of an idiot, ain't I?
0:19:00 > 0:19:04You know what, if you like him, go and say hello.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06- Then what? - Then see what happens.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09- See what falls out your mouth. - That's what I'm worried about.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13- Have a bit more faith in yourself, sweetheart, all right?- Yeah.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15- I'm going to do it.- You see?
0:19:15 > 0:19:17There you go.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33You know what's been bugging me?
0:19:33 > 0:19:38- What?- Who's Arthur Fowler, and why did he love this place so much?
0:19:58 > 0:20:02- How was your day, dear? - What are you doing?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04I'm being normal.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Go on.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11Come on, kids, it's time for dinner.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Do the voice.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19- AMERICAN ACCENT:- Come on, kids, it's time for dinner!
0:20:19 > 0:20:22OK, Mummy.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- Watch the bubbles.- Close. Nearly.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36- What's the occasion? - We're celebrating. - Mum's moving in with you all.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Ain't that lovely?
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Here we go.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47- So...- So... You go first.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50- No, go on, you. - No, it's not important.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Oh. All right then.
0:20:58 > 0:21:05Nice evening, innit? I mean, for this time of year.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10You really have got nice teeth.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21- What about that?- Yeah.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25If we knock down the walls, we can put that in there.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26What's with all the DIY stuff?
0:21:26 > 0:21:29It's all under control.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39I'll go, then.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49He needs something, Denise. He needs something to take his mind off things.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51He hasn't got anything else.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Look, you saw how happy he was doing that stupid doll's house.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56It's either this or I seduce him.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59No.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02You're no fun, Denise.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09And then she said, "I put that smile on his face."
0:22:09 > 0:22:12And she meant literally. cos she was the undertaker.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15That's funny.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16I thought so too.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Very sudden, you moving in together.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Well, it just felt like the right thing to do.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Turns out neither of us are very good at playing it cool.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29You make a really nice couple. You do.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31You look really good together.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35- You do realise this makes us brother and sister?- Well, not really.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37We're not actually brother and sister.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39- Nothing would be taboo. - And you and me.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43You're all right. I've got enough messed-up family, thanks.
0:22:47 > 0:22:48Where's Tyler?
0:22:48 > 0:22:52He probably got lucky with Whitney, didn't he?
0:22:52 > 0:22:55- Whitney, she's a lovely girl. - For an ex-prostitute.- What?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57- It wasn't exactly like that. - I think it was.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59She slept with geezers for money.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03That'll be a prostitute then, in my book. Don't you think, Vanessa?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05More wine?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Excuse me.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14If you've got something to say, say it. No?
0:23:14 > 0:23:16You sit back there and treat her decently.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19I won't have it, Michael.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25Oh, no, no, no.
0:23:25 > 0:23:31Just one for us, dear, on a school night and then off to bed.
0:23:31 > 0:23:32That's not funny.
0:23:32 > 0:23:37Well, being normal isn't funny, is it?
0:23:37 > 0:23:43- Mandy, come on. - No, no, no, normal girls do not like being groped.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45That is why they wear cardigans.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48All right. What's your point?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51All right, my point is, well,
0:23:51 > 0:23:55you didn't really bring me here to be normal, did you?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Cos, if that's what you wanted, you'd still be married to Jane.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Well, if there's one thing I ain't, it's normal.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04So, you'll have to like it or lump it.
0:24:13 > 0:24:14I want my money back.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22Tread carefully, Vanessa, I can destroy you, you know?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Go ahead.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27You could've let this go, Michael.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Now you've got a fight on your hands.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38- Go on, then. Ask me, how did it go? - How did it go?
0:24:38 > 0:24:43I'm going to marry that girl. I've got a feeling. I'll marry her.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09MOBILE RINGS
0:25:09 > 0:25:13Hello, lover boy, I'm leaving in a sec.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18I am. Listen, turning the lights out now.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24I'll see you in a sec.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Put the phone down.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30HE LAUGHS
0:25:30 > 0:25:32No, you.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Yoo-hoo.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59That's not fair. I'm unarmed. I'm unarmed.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02- No, I'm not. - THEY SQUEAL
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Gotcha.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06THEY SQUEAL AND LAUGH
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Outside. Now.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23She's not like other girls, see.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25She's not a one-night thing.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Which is lucky, because she'll not put out on the first night.
0:26:28 > 0:26:32- Don't know about that.- Anthony. - He needs to know.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35I need to know what?
0:26:36 > 0:26:40The thing is, Whitney's had a chequered past.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43It's not easy to say this, but...
0:26:43 > 0:26:45- She used to be a hooker.- Anthony.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Well, she did.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52I can make you vanish. Wouldn't be too difficult.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55No-one would miss you as well.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Apart from your daughter.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Well, maybe not actually, cos she's so thick
0:26:59 > 0:27:02she probably wouldn't even notice.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04You don't scare me.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06You don't.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08You're just a playground bully.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10A runt.
0:27:10 > 0:27:14A man whose family can barely stand to be around him.
0:27:14 > 0:27:18No-one's ever really liked you, have they, Michael?
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Except maybe your mother, but, oops...
0:27:23 > 0:27:27she's not around any more, is she?
0:27:27 > 0:27:31She got away from you the only way she could.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37Now, do us all a favour, and take your neuroses
0:27:37 > 0:27:42and your twisted disgusting little mind and get lost.
0:27:46 > 0:27:50I've won, and there's nothing you can do about it.
0:28:02 > 0:28:03My round.
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