0:00:28 > 0:00:30- Morning, girls.- Morning.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Woah, woah, woah!
0:00:31 > 0:00:34plug out the wall first.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37All right, Dad? sleep well in your new room?
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Yeah.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43OK. Big day today. How we doing? Feeling good?
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Yeah.
0:00:44 > 0:00:49I'd like to thank everyone in advance for refraining from "full moon" gags.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Morning, all. Big day today. You'll be needing a fry up.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Thank you lord for sending a breakfast angel! Most grateful!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Worming her way in.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01- What time you picking up Craig, Eddie?- Soon enough.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Had a row then?
0:01:11 > 0:01:14He's just a bit nervous about today. Oh, he was saying, Tyler,
0:01:14 > 0:01:18he thinks Craig's really going to love you and Anthony.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Ian?
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Up here, down in a minute.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Here! Someone's sprayed graffiti all over the caff!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42What?
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Yeah.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Phil Mitchell looks ready to kill.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- What's this? - You been going through my pockets?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57You left your jacket lying around. When were you going to tell me?
0:01:57 > 0:02:01It's just a boring leaving do at the Community Trust, that's all.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- Can I have that fiver back? - No!
0:02:05 > 0:02:08I'll put it towards a new dress for the "boring" leaving do.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21- Right, get that off the window. - It's not my fault it's there!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23What's that supposed to mean, eh?
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Dad...- No, come on, Tinkerbell's found her tonsils.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30What is it, you think I'm a racist? Is that it, eh?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Get that cleaned, yeah?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42I'm meeting Abi for school...
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Whose side is my son on, hm?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Must be them kids from that halfway house.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Least he'll get the message now, eh? - No.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56He's a long way from getting the message.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08I've heard people with Downs can get well rowdy.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Do you even know what Downs Syndrome is, Ty?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Right, I'm off to pick Craig up.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15You two, tidy up the living room. It's a mess.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Don't worry, everything'll be perfect. I've got your table booked at the Vic.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Hang on, we've not set up the treasure hunt.- Treasure hunt?
0:03:22 > 0:03:26- He's a 35-year-old man, not a baby. - And who asked you?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- It's a lovely idea, Michael. - Hang on a minute. Dad.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Meeting family's a really big deal.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34When I met Craig, I was profoundly affected by it.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37That's all I'm saying.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38- And I'm...- Normal?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- Cynical. - It's patronising!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Look...
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Frogs are his thing. He loves frogs. It's a distraction,
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- takes the curse off everything. - Yeah, I can see that.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57I think it needs a woman's touch, though.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00You wouldn't mind helping Michael set it up?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Yeah, fine.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Best behaviour today, boy.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Keep an eye on those two for me.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Michael.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Come on, boys.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27This is so much better than Dad's breakfasts.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30It's properly cooked, know what I mean?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Yeah, tell me about it. Remember last week?
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Oh, mate. Mould in the toast!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Oi, who was that?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- They've just took my phone. - What?!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Oi! Oi!
0:05:10 > 0:05:11- All right, buddy?- Mm.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14How can someone violate an institution like that, eh?
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Anything of Phil Mitchell's is violated. Tell you what, that wouldn't have happened in my day.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20What do you think about this one?
0:05:20 > 0:05:24- How do I get out of this? - Lovely, sweetheart. Kat's got something similar.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27She needs a dress for this WCCT lunch. Kris Jennings is resigning
0:05:27 > 0:05:31and I want his place. I tried to hide the invite, but she found it.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Oh, you're frightened she's going to show you up? Oh, Ian!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37How about me and Kat go? Keep an eye on her for you.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38What about this one?
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Lovely, innit?
0:05:40 > 0:05:44That is a beauty! I'll leave it with you. See you later.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45- What do you think?- No.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Ian!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Patrick would've done this. No-one else is stupid enough.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53It was probably just kids.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- You done it?- I tried my best, all right?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57You need proper chemical stuff for that.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00If I went over there, bet I'd find spray cans.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Leave it out dad, will you? This is getting out of hand.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Graffiti's just the start.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06You're more like a Beale than a Mitchell.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Where were you?!- What?- Why didn't you meet me when you said?
0:06:26 > 0:06:31- Dad made me wash graffiti off the cafe.- I got your text. What happened?- She's been mugged.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- I tried to catch them, but... - What?! Oh, come here.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Let's go to the cafe, eh?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Oi, where you going?
0:06:45 > 0:06:46With a frog?
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Yeah, my brother's on a visit.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52I better go. He'll be here any minute.
0:06:52 > 0:06:57- Oh, ain't got time for a peck on... - Stop hassling me, all right?
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Before we set off, Craig, the thing is your brothers are a bit nervous
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- about meeting you today. - I'm not.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10No, well it's a big deal for them, you visiting.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Michael's set up a treasure hunt.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- A treasure hunt?- Yeah.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20He just wanted to do something for you.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Will you go along with it? For me?
0:07:21 > 0:07:24There better be good treasures.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26I'm sure there will be!
0:07:26 > 0:07:29All right.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Bye, see you.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Mum says I can have the day off, But I gotta go now.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Stay here. If you go home, I've got to go to school.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37You should call the police.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41- What'll they do? Write a report? - Stop trying to sound like your dad, Ben.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44We can try and phone Phil, see what he can do.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47I don't want him involved. He's as bad as that King Edwards lot.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50You didn't have to give your phone up. You said that lad didn't start on you
0:07:50 > 0:07:53so shut up bad mouthing about my dad!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58All right, I ain't that late, Phil! What's that for anyway?
0:07:58 > 0:08:00If things are getting lively round here,
0:08:00 > 0:08:02I'm going to be ready.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07CAR HORN HONKS
0:08:11 > 0:08:14CAR HORN HONKS
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Vanessa, why don't you just go for a long walk today?
0:08:19 > 0:08:20It's a family day, EH?
0:08:20 > 0:08:22You nervous?
0:08:22 > 0:08:25It's not everyday you get to put your family back together, is it?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Hey!- Michael!
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Here he is! Hello, mate.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32How's it going? All right, Dad?
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- This is Anthony, your brother. - Hello, Craig.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Tyler, your other brother.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41How you doing, mate. You all right?
0:08:41 > 0:08:45- And Vanessa, my girl... - Oh, what's that over there?
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Eh?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- What's that? - A frog!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Yeah, look! Let's go see.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56What's this?
0:08:58 > 0:09:01I'm Tyler's favourite thing in the Square.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03But then he is lazy.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Bench! Too easy!
0:09:11 > 0:09:14See, I told you it was patronising.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Shut up. He's doing it, isn't he?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18What were they like while I was out?
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Just on at each other, constantly.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Like brother and sister.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Mand, come on! I got a stall to run!
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Oh, you can't rush perfection, Ian!
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Right.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Ta-da!
0:09:49 > 0:09:53I'm beginning to think you don't want me to come at all.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56It's just a boring leaving do.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00Ah. A free session on the lash is never boring.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03No. Look, it's not going to be a free session on the...
0:10:05 > 0:10:09I'll tell you what. How about we go into town this afternoon,
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- see if we can get you something a bit more...- Expensive?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Yes! Finally, you are speaking a language I understand.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- Frogs' legs!- Go on, open it.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28Look, come here.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42One for you, your brothers and me.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44And the other one?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46That'll be for Frankie.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Nice try.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Put mine on.
0:10:55 > 0:11:00We can all wear them and then everybody'll know we're family.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02I'll do Tyler's.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Here you are.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Here, I'll give you a hand.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08Turn around.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Here you go.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Brothers.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Don't know why he don't just leave it alone.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27He lives for this sort of stuff. Gets him through the day.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29But the whole square thinks he's racist.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Thought it might make him stop.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32But he's not, is he?
0:11:32 > 0:11:36Patrick's out of order. You're lucky to have a dad who'll look after you.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Yeah, I don't want him to.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Ain't about you any more, is it?
0:11:40 > 0:11:44You don't get a reputation like Phil's by letting people off.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- He's got to see it through now or people'll think he's gone soft.- Oi!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- Why aren't you at school? - Been looking after Abi.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Got mugged, didn't she? - She didn't get hurt, did she?
0:11:53 > 0:11:56You're going after lunch, all right? Come on, we're going down the pub.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- Why? We'll just get hassle. - I ain't having people thinking
0:12:00 > 0:12:03that I'm scared of going down my own boozer! Come on!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Jean's upstairs with Tommy.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08- You'll be lucky prising her away. - I wouldn't even try.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11- Has Pat been in at all? - No, I ain't seen her.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- Paddy. I just want to say, mate... - You got caught in the middle.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- No hard feelings, all right? - I'm not as forgiving.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Kat, it's only a Community Trust lunch, not an afternoon
0:12:20 > 0:12:22of Chinese water torture, is it?
0:12:22 > 0:12:23- Alfie.- There you are!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Meet your cousin.
0:12:25 > 0:12:26Let me have a look at you.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Yeah, he's definitely a Moon! He's got the biceps!
0:12:29 > 0:12:33Yeah, shame you don't! Hello Craig. I'm Kat, Alfie's wife.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37She's hot. No way did he pull her!
0:12:37 > 0:12:39- Did he actually just say that? - Yeah he did!
0:12:39 > 0:12:43All right, I heard that! I've got a table down here for you.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45He took it off her?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47In broad daylight?
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Yeah, he threatened to knock her out.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52She's been well quiet ever since. So I thought I'd get her a cake,
0:12:52 > 0:12:54just to cheer her up a bit. How much?
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Oh, no. This is on the house.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Oh, that's so kind.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Thanks Hev, you're such a good soul.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05You're a good soul?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08You want to pay for it? Do you want some?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- No, I feel sick. - Suit yourself.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13He just said, "Give me your phone," and I did.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17Am I that much of a push over? Can anyone take my stuff?
0:13:17 > 0:13:21All right, Hev? Darling, tell me you got some jacket potatoes in.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- I need carbs!- Here, you're that bloke from the gym, aren't you?
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- Do you do self-defence? - Depends who's doing the attacking!
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Here we go fellas, toad in the hole!
0:13:32 > 0:13:35My favourite! How did you know?
0:13:37 > 0:13:41So let me get this straight. You've got two girlfriends?
0:13:41 > 0:13:44I don't like them or anything. They're annoying.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46I love this guy!
0:13:46 > 0:13:49That is a very worrying development.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Reckon the world's ready for two Tyler Moon's, eh?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54I knew you'd hit it off.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Fancy a game of darts, Dad?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Watch me drink.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Come on, loser buys lunch.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04I don't pay in here.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16I was talking to Jodie earlier. I've this mate in Corfu.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18What's that got to do with her?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20He's looking for PRs over Christmas.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24- I thought she'd be perfect. - Jodie's not going to Greece.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25She seemed very up for it.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Tyler, can I have a quick word please?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Actually, I'm a bit busy.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Oh. Sorry to bother you.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Uh oh, Tyler's in the dog house!
0:14:44 > 0:14:48He's better off without her, believe me.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Whit! Wait up.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59What? Oh, you wearing jewellery now?
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Yeah, Dad got 'em for Craig's visit. - Are you being funny with me?
0:15:06 > 0:15:08What is going on?
0:15:10 > 0:15:11Ant told me.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14What you used to do.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39- So what you going to teach us? - Just a few moves...
0:15:39 > 0:15:42in case the chamber on your Glock jams.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Don't you worry, by the time I'm finished with you
0:15:46 > 0:15:49no-one's going to mess with you again, all right?
0:15:56 > 0:16:00- See. He keeps looking over... - Stop looking back then.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Here you go girls.- You going to the community trust lunch, tomorrow?
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Alfie wants to go. You going?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Yeah. First time we've been invited!
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Bout time we was taken seriously as thrusting local businesswomen...
0:16:11 > 0:16:13So it's all right then is it?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Suppose so.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18So what's it like then, this place you live?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21It's nice. Get help cleaning cooking. Like being a king!
0:16:21 > 0:16:23That's it. I'm moving in.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26So come on boys, how were the toads, tasty were they?
0:16:26 > 0:16:29He knows they're not really toads doesn't he?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Perfect Alfie, everything was perfect thanks...
0:16:31 > 0:16:33- Lovely.- Anyone fancy a chaser?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35I love you.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Your shift starts down the supermarket soon.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Don't start getting drunk...
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Go and fetch your brother.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Don't think I don't know what you're doing.
0:16:47 > 0:16:52- If you think you can use my daughter to try and drive me away...- You have no idea what I'm capable of.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55End it with him. Before it kills him...
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- It's time to go. - Hello mate, all right?
0:16:58 > 0:17:02Right, we should say our goodbyes and hit the road...
0:17:02 > 0:17:03I got your bag, Craig.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Right, Craig... me and you are going out, mate.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16Total Moon wipeout of all eligible women from here to Deptford.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20- Couldn't have gone better, eh? - Couldn't have gone better.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Perfect.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25Thank you.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30I won't forget it...
0:17:30 > 0:17:34- Thanks, Alfie. - Safe drive, mate.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37The way you run, this is the Olympics yeah,
0:17:37 > 0:17:41so you can do it of with the solemnity of the occasion, all up-right and Olympic...
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Or you can gangstify it, like them rude boys...
0:17:44 > 0:17:49they're darked out with their hoods up, and kinda bowl it out, but like quicker? Like a gangster in a rush
0:17:49 > 0:17:53sort of thing, know what I mean. And then you get there, pose, spin...
0:17:53 > 0:17:55and that's the Olympics East London - done!
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- Fats...- All right babe?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Anthony told Ty what I did.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Now he thinks I'm a slag.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11What...?
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Babe, who cares, huh?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17That ain't where you're at now, is it?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Look...
0:18:19 > 0:18:23chiefs like that they use your past
0:18:23 > 0:18:25cos they know it's your weak spot, all right.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28They haven't walked a day in your size fives, you get me?
0:18:28 > 0:18:29So they can't judge.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33I've even got Vanessa checking the CCTV at the car lot cos she don't trust me...
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- Really?- Yeah, but I don't care! I'm not fussed.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37She don't know me.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40So next time someone tries it with you or your past you just
0:18:40 > 0:18:42look at them in their face and say "and what?"
0:18:42 > 0:18:47What they going to do? Where they going to go? Eh? Eh?
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Come on, come on, they're not going to do nothing, all right?
0:18:50 > 0:18:52OK?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03That was a good day. All we need is Frankie and we'll have the full Moons!
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Oh, someone had to do it...
0:19:06 > 0:19:07PHONE RINGS
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Right, I'll put the kettle on.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12PHONE RINGS
0:19:12 > 0:19:15All right, Dad?
0:19:15 > 0:19:20- The old man was proper choked up at the end. - It meant so much to him.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Yeah. Five minutes, five minutes... all right.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Just popping out.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Let's have a nice bottle of bubbly to celebrate my new look!
0:19:32 > 0:19:34I've always preferred cava...
0:19:34 > 0:19:36You can't turn cheapskate now Ian,
0:19:36 > 0:19:38not if you want to impress them committee types...
0:19:38 > 0:19:42The funniest bit though is Kim's voice...
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Don't get brave.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48When she's around business people she puts on this posh accent.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Oh, no I couldn't possibly have another slice of toffee fudge,
0:19:51 > 0:19:54one has to watch one's figure.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57One should watch one's back.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Oh, we'll have a right laugh!
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Be quite good actually to get the community trust on side about Phil.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06And what do you reckon the trust would make of you spraying
0:20:06 > 0:20:07graffiti all over my cafe?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09You don't think that was us do you?
0:20:09 > 0:20:13Phil, what's the matter... the boy beating you at the arrows?
0:20:13 > 0:20:14Where's your proof?
0:20:14 > 0:20:15What are you doing in my pub?
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- Having a drink.- Yeah? Having a drink...
0:20:21 > 0:20:25..looks like you've finished your drink now, don't it? I want him out of here. Now.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29- I can't do that, Phil.- Dad... - Hang on a sec, hang on a sec... is this my pub or what?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Yeah, but it's our name above the door so right now
0:20:31 > 0:20:34we're in charge and you're the one who's going to be chucked out.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38- What is it you find so offensive about him? - I don't like the way he drinks.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Come on, everybody knows what you really don't like about him.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44Yeah, it's written all over your cafe...
0:20:44 > 0:20:46You think I'm a racist? You think I'm a racist, Winston?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49All I want is for him to say sorry for attacking my boy.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Now get him out of here, now.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58It's time for my lunch anyway...
0:20:58 > 0:21:02- No! You shouldn't have to leave... - I've already sacked him for nothing...
0:21:02 > 0:21:05- Right you can get out an' all! - Oi!- Easy Phil.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07- Out!- Kat, get Tommy.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11You think it's funny, you think it's funny do you?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Get your hands off me!
0:21:13 > 0:21:14- Get off! Ian!- Phil!
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Out! Out! Out!
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- And you and all, out! - All right, I'm going!
0:21:18 > 0:21:22This is my boozer, you don't like it, you can get out!
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Go on, out! Out! Come on, out!
0:21:25 > 0:21:27All right! We're leaving.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32You heard me, out!
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Come on, the lot of you! Out!
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Hi Michael, again!
0:21:46 > 0:21:47All right?
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Thought you were taking him home?
0:21:51 > 0:21:54That was before he told me about you and Vanessa.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00You'd throw a mother and baby out?
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- What you going to do, rename it the Marie Celeste? - This is our home!
0:22:03 > 0:22:07All you gotta do is say sorry and all of this is over.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19You're picking a fight with the entire community, Phil.
0:22:19 > 0:22:20I am the community.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22He's properly lost it.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34It's all right.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37It'll blow over. It'll be OK.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40I don't understand.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42We had such a great time. You even thanked me!
0:22:44 > 0:22:45What was it you told me?
0:22:45 > 0:22:48He didn't want you to find out, Dad.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51You wanted her to leave before I found out...
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Can we have this conversation in private, please?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01No? OK.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03What do you think is going on, then?
0:23:03 > 0:23:04You think I'm having an affair?
0:23:04 > 0:23:07What don't you want me to find out, Michael?
0:23:07 > 0:23:10She's poison. And you don't see it.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Because you're high on having a pretty bird on your arm,
0:23:13 > 0:23:14the way people look at you.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18- You're drunk, Dad, you're drunk on the status.- I don't like this.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22She'll do anything for a roof over her head. And any old pushover will do.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24You think I'm a pushover?
0:23:24 > 0:23:28No! But you're not the first Moon in deep with a prozzy, are you?
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Dad...- It's all right, Craig.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Get out.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Now you're just being wilfully stupid.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40You really believe that a woman like that, with all the make up,
0:23:40 > 0:23:45the hair, and the sweet perfumes, all the guile, the smoke and mirrors...
0:23:45 > 0:23:48you think she's honest?!
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Out.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58I'm your son, don't do this to me.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01I wanted her gone before you found out she was a parasite, don't you see?
0:24:01 > 0:24:05She'll take, she'll take and take till there's nothing left.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Get out, Michael.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18What do you mean they had it coming? We're the ones locked inside!
0:24:18 > 0:24:22I've got a Corsa that needs new break pads front and back by tomorrow morning.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24You can't just throw them out...
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- No-one talks to my boy like that, no-one.- You've lost it...
0:24:27 > 0:24:30What did you say, eh!? What did you say to me?
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Dad, stop it!
0:24:31 > 0:24:34I said you've lost it.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42He's out of control.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45He's going to kill someone!
0:25:53 > 0:25:56So you can get a pair for a fiver or two for eight, up to you.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00Tyler! Wait up...
0:26:02 > 0:26:05You got something you want to say to me?
0:26:05 > 0:26:07What about earlier? I had Craig...
0:26:07 > 0:26:11Yeah, about how you couldn't even bring yourself to hold my hand.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14It's not easy Whit! When Ant told me it was a bit of a shock,
0:26:14 > 0:26:17- I didn't think you was like that... - And you know about me, do you?
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Do you know what my favourite food is?
0:26:19 > 0:26:22What rubbish bands I listen to on the sly?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24If I find out you've been listening to Cliff...
0:26:24 > 0:26:27You don't know I was forced to lie in some skanky bedsit
0:26:27 > 0:26:31waiting for the door to open, so men could come in
0:26:31 > 0:26:35and have sex with me so someone I thought loved me
0:26:35 > 0:26:37could pay off his debts.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41- Whit...- Don't go round judging people on what's happened to them.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Judge them by what they do.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44Like me...
0:26:44 > 0:26:46I'm going to be myself.
0:26:46 > 0:26:47Same old Whit.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Like nothing ever happened.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53And you'll never know how much strength that takes.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55You can go round pumping your weights...
0:26:57 > 0:26:59..you'll never be as strong as me.
0:26:59 > 0:27:04The same old Whit.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Hiya. I just saw Craig in the car. Thought you were taking him back?
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Yeah. I got held up.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Thought I'd make lasagne tonight.
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