0:00:24 > 0:00:27MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO
0:00:33 > 0:00:35HE SIGHS
0:00:39 > 0:00:42It's going to take a while to get your head round it.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Morning, Granddad.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02SHE PURRS LIKE A CAT
0:01:10 > 0:01:14And...send!
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Alfie, do you put kisses on your texts?
0:01:19 > 0:01:24- He don't even send 'em to me!- You're well OTT with yours. Why do you ask?
0:01:24 > 0:01:25No reason.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29In real life, Jean, people don't just send kisses for no reason, all right?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Why not? What's wrong with a bit of affection?
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Cos it doesn't mean anything if you do it to everybody, that's why!
0:01:35 > 0:01:42Listen, can you finish this for me? I'm running a bit late, I need a shower. Thanks, sweetheart.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Why don't you two go out? - Another night off?
0:01:47 > 0:01:51You can save that worried look for someone who needs it.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Tam.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- Is your mum about?- Mum? Er... No.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Is she still at the Minute Mart?
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Er... No.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13She's in... She's in Pakistan, I think.
0:02:16 > 0:02:21- What?!- She's in Pakistan. - Where's Kamil?!
0:02:22 > 0:02:23He's with them.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Seriously, you can't leave it there!- What's all this?
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Apparently Alfie did a deal with some mate. It's almost out of date.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34We're going to have to shift this lot.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Go and find him, will you, Trace?
0:02:36 > 0:02:41- You look thrilled, darling. Mark.- Hello, Mark.- Oh, like that?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43OK, I could get used to that.
0:02:43 > 0:02:48- Do you do this cheesy routine on all your customers?- No.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Only the one's who are game. - Well, I ain't.- That's a shame,
0:02:51 > 0:02:53cos I bet you'd be really good at it as well,
0:02:53 > 0:02:57- when you're in the mood, like. - I'm the best.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58But I'm retired.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02The best ones usually are. Shame.
0:03:02 > 0:03:08OK. If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find...
0:03:08 > 0:03:11YOU ain't funny, Alfie.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- She'll come round.- Usually do.- Yeah.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Here you go, buddy. I think it's all there.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- You know, keep it schtumm, yeah? - Lovely.- Take care. Cheers, mate.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25All right, Tyler? All right, buddy?
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Oi! LAUGHS
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- Are you trying to impress the girl, doing the old trip routine?- Eh?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Oh. No, I'm just a bit, you know...
0:03:36 > 0:03:40I'm taking Whitney out later for a meal. You know, wine and dine her.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Shut up. You the man. Yes, well done.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46I know, but I'm going to have to play it a bit differently.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50- What's the word on the side of them boxes?- Upright?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52No, the other one...
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- Fragile!- Oh, yeah. With you.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57That's what Whit is, so I've got to be, you know, sensitive.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Shut up. What you talking about? Just be yourself!
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- Butch, macho self, all right? - Alf, Alf, come on, man. Everyone knows that don't work.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11You know what? You, young man, are a genius.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21- Thanks, love. - PHONE BEEPS
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Oh, hang on.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Oh, no!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29You're here! You haven't answered any of my texts!
0:04:29 > 0:04:33I wasn't sure which one to reply to. There were 14 of them.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- Well, 15 now. - The one about dinner.- Oh, yeah.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41I was wondering... if...
0:04:41 > 0:04:44you might like...
0:04:44 > 0:04:46a home-cooked meal sometime.
0:04:46 > 0:04:52- Oh, that'd be lovely. What we having?- Sausage surprise!
0:04:52 > 0:04:55I'm known for it round here.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- Saturday night, perhaps?- Perfecto.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04You know that film Fatal Attraction?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06The one with the bunny boiler? Yeah, why?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08You're in it.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11PHONE BEEPS
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Oh, no!
0:05:12 > 0:05:16- That'll be her.- That's 16 now.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22I always keep a well-stocked first aid kit,
0:05:22 > 0:05:26cos Heather is a magnet for catastrophes.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Now, you better have some of these cos I shan't be here,
0:05:29 > 0:05:32I'm going on me holidays. I'm going to Ireland with my sister, Rose.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Mind you, she don't seem too keen on the idea,
0:05:35 > 0:05:39she's going around with a face like a wet weekend in Walford.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- You excited? - One doesn't like to appear smug.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46And excitement is very overrated in my book.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49That is when Heather Trott tends to have her calamities -
0:05:49 > 0:05:52when she's in that state.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- Well, I'm going on a date later. - Oh...- With a boy.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Yeah?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00I ain't told no-one about it.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03We've known each other for a little while, you know?
0:06:03 > 0:06:07For ages I didn't want to know cos he's so full of himself. He's smug...
0:06:07 > 0:06:12Well, every boy has the potential to be somebody's Prince Charming.
0:06:12 > 0:06:17And every girl is waiting for one, no matter what she tells herself.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Hmm... He's no Prince Charming, believe me(!)
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Do you get butterflies in your tummy?
0:06:24 > 0:06:30- Eh?- That was Ethel's test. Swore by it. Close your eyes.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Go on, close 'em.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Now, think about him.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41I need to get back on the stall.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- THEY LAUGH - Never fails.
0:06:48 > 0:06:53How could I forget? Me, Ian! Me?! Alfie Moon, of all people!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Kat can't even see me.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58She looks through me like I'm practically invisible.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- And you know why? - I'm sure you'll tell me.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Yes, tell you what, cos I'm always there. That's why.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Every time she turns round I'm standing there with a cup of tea and a smile.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- I found myself hanging around outside the khazi for her the other day!- No!
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Mate, that's too much information.
0:07:13 > 0:07:18- If you want to be useful, close those curtains.- Yeah, no problem.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Listen, also about last night... - Yeah!
0:07:21 > 0:07:25- Sorry for that little misunderstanding.- With all due respect, I was trying to tell Kat
0:07:25 > 0:07:31- how wrong I think you and Mandy are. Talking of Mandy, where is she? - Dunno. Probably gone shopping.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35That's what I'm talking about! She's off doing girl's stuff, spending your money!
0:07:35 > 0:07:40- And you're here in your pants doing bloke's stuff. That's the way it should be!- Should it?!
0:07:40 > 0:07:47- Page one in the Bloke's Manual. Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen. - Keep 'em keen.- Thank you!
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- If you're 17! - No. no, not 17.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52It's no age...it's any age!
0:07:52 > 0:07:56Ian there's a time I was the Fonz and now I'm Mr C! How did that happen?
0:07:56 > 0:07:59It's called life, mate!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Are you my mate?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04No, please, don't go roping me into anything, today all right,
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- cos once we left you last night we came back and had another... - Are you my mate or not?
0:08:08 > 0:08:13- Yes!- Of course. I need to borrow some readies. - Just dip in the till! You got a pub!
0:08:13 > 0:08:16I can't! Kat will know I've taken money out the till.
0:08:16 > 0:08:21- I need to keep her guessing, create a bit of mystique. Come on. - Under the fruit bowl.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Really? Good man. Cheers buddy.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- You're worse than Mandy!- Oh, stop whinging, you're like a big girl.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Also, I need to borrow some wax or some sort of hair gel.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Peter was always leaving it lying around.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- It's in the drawer. - Yeah? Good man.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Oh, look at that, well done, mate. HE LAUGHS
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Fantastic, look at that! Yes!
0:08:41 > 0:08:46See. Women like a bit of friction, Ian.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48They don't always want it their own way.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50It's about nature.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54And you cannot mess with nature.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57And you! You'll be my wing commander.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59- wing commander of what?- Blokes.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03We've got our very first mission. See, I bought a load of dodgy lager, I need to get rid of it.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07That's why we're holding Walford's very first Beer Festival, Ian!
0:09:07 > 0:09:11- No. Not today, Alfie!- Yes! Yes!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Hello, Stranger. Hey!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Actually Dad, I was just on my way out.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Did you not hear what I said? Your mum's gone to Pakistan.- Water?
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- No.- It's not gay water. HE SIGHS
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Look, we both know Mum needed a break
0:09:25 > 0:09:27and as hard as it is for you to accept,
0:09:27 > 0:09:31- you and Mum are divorced. She can go wherever she wants. - What, with Kamil?!
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Without telling me?!
0:09:32 > 0:09:37- Without even a goodbye! Doesn't that sound strange to you?! - Yusef will take care of them.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41That's what I'm worried about! Who knows what he's got planned.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Shabnam's in Lahore. Maybe they're planning on visiting her.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47I've left her messages this morning.
0:09:47 > 0:09:53- Look, if she or your mum calls, it's imperative that you tell me straightaway. Syed?!- Yes!
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Maybe I should just go straight to the police.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- They've kidnapped my son!- It's a holiday! Yeah. I'm chasing a cab.
0:10:00 > 0:10:05Yeah, Albert Square, Walford. Oh, it's outside? Great.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Ta.- Cheers.- Cheers. Look, I got manners, all right.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16I can do chiver...chival...chiv...
0:10:16 > 0:10:18You can't even say it, mate, can you!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20There's no way you can go a whole night
0:10:20 > 0:10:23with no corny lines, no fast moves. And no innuendos.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26That, mate, is Mission Impossible! You know it is.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29C'mon, we got loads to shift.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31See you later, Alfie!
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Celebration of beer? Don't we do that every night?
0:10:36 > 0:10:40- It's a good point.- No, it's about re-connecting with things behind the drinking!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Yeah, like alcoholism? - No, no, camaraderie,
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- comradeship. Fraternity, innit? - It's more like a Man Festival.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Eh, me and Ian both believe that manliness is under-rated!
0:10:50 > 0:10:52It's great being a bloke, innit, eh?
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Don't know 'bout that, Alfie. For me it's about TV dinners and nose hair.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00- It's growing out the front of my nose now. The front! - I think I'll leave it at that.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02This is woeful.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05It's the ultimate, being a bloke! Help me out here, Paddy.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09- You're absolutely right, brother Alf. Absolutely right.- Thank you.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- Has he done something to his hair? - Beers all round? Lovely.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- PATRICK:- Rum for me!
0:11:16 > 0:11:17- IAN:- It's a beer festival!
0:11:17 > 0:11:22Oh, Rose, I wonder where we'll be eating this time tomorrow?
0:11:22 > 0:11:28- Won't be al fresco, that's for sure. Weather report's terrible. - Rose, what's the matter with you?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Your face ain't cracked a smile since I invited you.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- Talk about being ungrateful! - So ladies, are you all packed?
0:11:34 > 0:11:39- Yes.- You got your Euros? Passport? - I haven't got a passport.
0:11:39 > 0:11:44That's all right. All you need is ID. Driver's licence will do.
0:11:44 > 0:11:49Arthur, I hear you've made plans for later on...a tryst.
0:11:51 > 0:11:57- What? No rendezvous?- No, not me. - Must have got my wires crossed.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01There is someone I wouldn't mind getting a bit close to, you know,
0:12:01 > 0:12:03now that me and Faith are done.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06But, you know what, I think I'm hexed, you know.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10Every girl I like, every girl I'm feeling, like the proper buff ones,
0:12:10 > 0:12:13they don't like me! Well 'part from Cougar Kim.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15What's with that? Is my face butters or something?
0:12:15 > 0:12:20- I mean am I second-rate, or what? - Arthur, you have got a lovely face.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23How long will I have to wait? Do you get what I'm saying?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25- What am I?!- Arthur...Chill!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Your face ain't butters! I'm very fond of it!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Anyone says otherwise, then they are a skank, you feel me?!
0:12:31 > 0:12:34That's a hussy, only worse.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Just thought... I haven't got a driving licence.
0:12:41 > 0:12:46- Muhammad Ali!- What about Elvis? He had it but he lost it.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- What they on about? - The perfect bloke.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51That's easy. Filthy rich and mute. Hah!
0:12:51 > 0:12:55What's brought this on? You been watching Gok Wan again, ain't ya?!
0:12:55 > 0:12:57See my perfect bloke would be kind.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01Good hearted. Not too young either...
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Distinguished. And into skiffle.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07I think Alfie's acting like a right tool!
0:13:07 > 0:13:10What?! He's on perfect form today. Everyone's been saying!
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- Got to be someone historic! Like Gandhi.- He only made one film, didn't he?!
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Oi, I was only joking. I love your hair like that.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23- Bobby Moore! Come on.- I was thinking, later on you and me could stay in...
0:13:23 > 0:13:26I tell you what, go out with the girls, have a laugh, yeah?
0:13:26 > 0:13:30- Go on. Take that. Bobby Moore, eh? How many caps, Bobby Moore?- 108.
0:13:30 > 0:13:35See, Bealy knows his football cos he's a bloke. THEY LAUGH
0:13:39 > 0:13:42SHE SIGHS
0:14:07 > 0:14:10# You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
0:14:10 > 0:14:14# So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. #
0:14:14 > 0:14:18- You ain't funny, Anthony! - # You and me baby ain't... #
0:14:18 > 0:14:20He'll be here in two minutes.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22FRONT DOOR OPENS
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Thank heavens for that.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30I packed your case on account of the haste, I was forced to go through your drawers...
0:14:30 > 0:14:34- Mrs B, I ain't coming.- But I am.
0:14:34 > 0:14:40Great country, Ireland. Can't move without falling over a distillery.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44Single Malt. Blended. Mixed Grain.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Don't know how I'll get through 'em all.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48A lovely holiday I'm going to have.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50One long pub crawl and no smoking.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54I can feel one of my heads coming on, you ain't got no Paracetamol in that bag, have you?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- You know I'm homeo-pathetic. - I know you're pathetic.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01- I'll get you some. - Well, hurry up then.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Right, ladies, let's get you sorted. Let me take that for you. OK.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06All right, come on then, Cora.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Oh, Tyler, sorry mate, Whit can't make it.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26No, no, no. He told me to wind you up!
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Bad boy. He's nervous, look at him!
0:15:29 > 0:15:31- Drink?- Hello!
0:15:31 > 0:15:33You still on for Saturday night?
0:15:33 > 0:15:38I'm not doing Sausage Surprise now. I was thinking rabbit stew.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42Actually, I'm afraid I can't dine with you, Jean.
0:15:42 > 0:15:49Very kind of you, but I'm sure if we did dine together, you see,
0:15:49 > 0:15:53I'd want to make a habit of it. You do understand, don't you?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Erm...I think I do, yeah.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Jean, you're coming clubbin' with me, all right?
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Go upstairs! Wash your hair and I'll come up and put your slap on, yeah?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Every woman should feel beautiful.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- ALFIE AND ANTHONY:- Woah! Oi, oi!
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- You want a drink?- Yeah.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Can I get a drink please, Alf?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30I don't know about you, but I am starving.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32- Look, Sy. - Is there any lasagne?
0:16:32 > 0:16:37- I didn't have a chance to go to the Minute Mart. - SY! Right, no games. No small talk.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41Whatever it is you're feeling about you and your daughter...
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Then I want to know, OK?
0:16:44 > 0:16:46- I'm strong enough to hear that. - Are you on something?
0:16:46 > 0:16:51- Cos seriously I don't understand what you're saying.- Sy, you're a father.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- That changes everything. - I know.- EVERYTHING.- I know!
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Which is why I went to see Ish.
0:16:57 > 0:17:02Ishfaq from university. We used to share a house. He now practices law.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06You were with Ish?
0:17:06 > 0:17:10All afternoon and guess what?
0:17:10 > 0:17:15He reckons we stand a fighting chance of gaining access to Yasmin.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16Both of us.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19I told him I'm doing this with you, or not at all.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22At the moment we've got to play the long game.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Sy, how can we afford this?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Well, the good news is we're getting a good rate.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Cos I introduced Ish to his wife.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35He really reckons we're in with a chance?
0:17:35 > 0:17:40But in order to avoid court, we can't aggravate Amira.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45We need to find a mediator,
0:17:45 > 0:17:48someone we know who she respects, who can convince her
0:17:48 > 0:17:52- that we both need to be part of Yasmin's life. - There isn't anyone.- There is.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Unfortunately, I'm not his favourite person right now.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00And neither are you.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05I'm going to give Mandy a quick call.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Excuse me, golden rule, wing commander?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10- Oi, give us my phone back! - I can't trust you!
0:18:10 > 0:18:15You are sleeping with the enemy. You have been demoted to Sergeant Beale!
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- Alfie!- Yeah.- Do me up.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- Do you like the dress? - It's nice enough.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22I don't have to go out, you know?
0:18:22 > 0:18:24No, you go, darling. Have a good time.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27- See you later then. - Not if I see you first!
0:18:27 > 0:18:33- Kat, ready?- Yeah! Watch out Walford. Here we come!
0:18:33 > 0:18:36See what I did there? All part of the master plan.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Alfie, you are playing a very dangerous game.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Sometimes you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette!
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Don't say I didn't warn you! Now get yourself another wing man.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- I intend to keep this girl. - Oi! You deserter!
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- It's on Alfie!- Be rude not to.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- It's early, isn't it? - Oh, don't be boring, Jean!
0:18:59 > 0:19:05- She got blown out earlier. - Oh, no.- Don't tell Kat,
0:19:05 > 0:19:08but I invited Norman for dinner at the Vic,
0:19:08 > 0:19:12and he said if he did, he'd only want to make a habit of it...
0:19:12 > 0:19:14But, hold on a minute, back up.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17That's the opposite of being blown out, innit?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19That's like, being blown in or blown out, or!
0:19:19 > 0:19:23That's what I think. He said no for the time being,
0:19:23 > 0:19:28- which I think is his little way of saying...- He's playing for keeps.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30He wants to move in with me!
0:19:30 > 0:19:31THE LAUGH AND CHEER
0:19:31 > 0:19:35MUSIC DROWNS THEM OUT
0:19:48 > 0:19:53I like your outfit. It's...classy.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56What material is it?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Um...
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Dunno.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04But I bet it's a...good one though.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09I might go for a jalfrezi.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- No, don't, they're really hot. - What, like you?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Guys, can I get you drinks?
0:20:17 > 0:20:22- Go on, ladies first.- No, go on. - No, go on, ladies first!
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Um, just...
0:20:27 > 0:20:31- Thought you might be here. - You heard from your mum?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- I need your help. - Should be interesting.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41You know, it only seems five minutes ago
0:20:41 > 0:20:43we couldn't even hold hands in public!
0:20:46 > 0:20:51I remember when I was a twink, I used to have this fantasy that some
0:20:51 > 0:20:55strong man would come along and tell all the bullies where to get off.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- Never thought it would be Sy though! - Me neither.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00THEY LAUGH
0:21:00 > 0:21:05- Well, I will drink to that. - Cheers.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08- To Jean and Norman. - Oh! Just good friends!
0:21:08 > 0:21:11I'm gonna get a drink!
0:21:18 > 0:21:22Oi! What's your problem?
0:21:24 > 0:21:27I have to get out of here. Now.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Otherwise I'd have to kiss you.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32Come out of retirement?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35SHE LAUGHS
0:21:39 > 0:21:42I had to fight to be in this relationship.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46- Amira has to know that I'm not going to just give up on it. - No! No searches...
0:21:46 > 0:21:50- No return flights. No nothing. - I'm sure Mum will be back...
0:21:50 > 0:21:53What if she isn't? We were all worried about her state of mind
0:21:53 > 0:21:55and now she's gone off with that man.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58She's taken my son and I can't do anything about it...
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Yusef could poison Kamil against me, at his own leisure!
0:22:02 > 0:22:04So how can you let Amira do exactly the same thing to me?
0:22:04 > 0:22:07How dare you compare us!
0:22:07 > 0:22:11She's doing everything to come between me and my child, it's the same thing, Dad!
0:22:11 > 0:22:14It is far from the same thing, Syed!
0:22:15 > 0:22:18You want me to go and ask her what?
0:22:18 > 0:22:22To make your twisted arguments to the woman that you cheated!
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Cheated! Betrayed and humiliated!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28And you don't even have the decency to talk to her face to face.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30You want me to go and ask her what?
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Tell her to think of Yasmin.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37I'm doing this WITH Christian or not at all.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Yasmin is your flesh and blood.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42You cannot turn your feelings off like a tap just because
0:22:42 > 0:22:44- it doesn't suit your lifestyle! - You did!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Syed, as hard as this may be for you to understand,
0:22:49 > 0:22:52everything I have done, EVERYTHING, has been for...
0:22:52 > 0:22:54What? For what, Dad?!
0:22:54 > 0:22:58- Fatherhood is a sacred duty! - So not seeing me? Not talking to me.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01- That's your sacred duty, is it? HATING ME!- I hate your choices.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Oh, you LIAR!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08I could never hate you...
0:23:09 > 0:23:11So prove it.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Talk to Amira.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20For me.
0:23:21 > 0:23:22And Christian.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36OK. OK, I will.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Thank you.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53You know she'd never take Kamil away from you.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Not for good.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10So...what do you think about the Government?
0:24:12 > 0:24:16The Government? Erm... Dunno.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Thanks, Tamwar, that was lovely. Thank you.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29So! Which one?
0:24:29 > 0:24:32- Both.- Oh! Wow.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36Go on, you go. I'll pay for everything.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38I won't bother you again, I swear.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Why? We've all got a past.
0:24:43 > 0:24:47Anyway, listen, I spoke to Tiff and Morgan about seeing you tonight.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Did you?! What did they reckon?
0:24:49 > 0:24:51- No kissing. Cos that's disgusting.- Obviously.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54But if I really, really like you I can hold your hand.
0:24:54 > 0:24:55- Steady on! - THEY LAUGH
0:25:01 > 0:25:04I need to go! Lots to think about.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13'Ere who's he looking at?
0:25:13 > 0:25:16He must have a thing for you.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20He's all right, but this one's better.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Moving in... KAT LAUGHS
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Hey, your eyes sparkle when you're nervous, you know that?
0:25:27 > 0:25:29They actually glitter.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32- I ain't nervous.- Yeah, you are.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35I love my husband.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38You know, when we was outside your pub he never looked at you once.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Not once.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44How beautiful do you feel when I look at you, eh?
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Hey, you should've seen Tyler's face when Whitney walked through the door.
0:25:53 > 0:25:58True love. As James Brown said, "this is a man's world,
0:25:58 > 0:26:02"but nuttin' nuttin' without a woman and a girl."
0:26:02 > 0:26:06There you go, Paddy, well done, mate! You the man!
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Kat. Listen, sweetheart.
0:26:11 > 0:26:15I just want to say I'm really sorry about earlier on, you know?
0:26:15 > 0:26:19I was just a bit...you looked absolutely stunning in your dress...
0:26:19 > 0:26:22And, well... you have a good time
0:26:22 > 0:26:25and I'll see you later. Love you. Bye.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32I'm telling you. My girl is fit. She is really fit.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Back down, Bealy cos my girl's fit as well.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37I fact I remember even stopping the wedding!
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Yeah, so do I. We both got a good kicking.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43But there is absolutely nothing me and Kat can't withstand.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46In fact we are, what's the word, it's coming to me.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Oh, yeah. Me and Kat, we are insurmountable.
0:26:49 > 0:26:54THEY LAUGH We are! Oh, thanks lads. I'm barring you two.
0:27:19 > 0:27:23You know what? I'd got you completely wrong, Mr Tyler Moon.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27You've been a complete gentleman tonight.
0:27:29 > 0:27:34So now, you can have your reward.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36I don't want one.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40No. Wait. Please. That come out wrong.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42I didn't mean it like that, all right?
0:27:42 > 0:27:46There ain't nothing I want more. Believe me, there ain't,
0:27:46 > 0:27:51all right. I'm just saying there's no rush, all right.
0:28:23 > 0:28:26Hey. Wotcha.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31What have I done to deserve you, eh?
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