0:00:24 > 0:00:26ALFIE: 'Listen, sweetheart.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30'I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier on, you know.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33'Well, I was just a bit...
0:00:33 > 0:00:36'You looked absolutely stunning in your dress. And, um...
0:00:36 > 0:00:40'Well, have a good time and I'll see you later. I love you, bye.'
0:00:41 > 0:00:43It's companionship, yes.
0:00:43 > 0:00:49But it's also... I don't know, a feeling I get when I'm around him.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51A...zing!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Hello, sweetheart, what can I get you?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- Glass of white wine, please. - Large one?
0:00:55 > 0:00:59- Do you know what I mean, Alfie? - Yes, course I do. Oh, Kat, lovely.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Jean was just... Can't wait to tell you about her zing.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Is that what they're calling it these days? Why the shirt?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Well, it's my favourite shirt, innit.
0:01:08 > 0:01:13- And the hat? - Kat, it's in case it gets cold.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- Oi! Not in front of the punters! - I knew it! Boiled sweets.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18You're going football.
0:01:18 > 0:01:23- Kat, listen. It's just that Anthony got us tickets.- How do I run this place on my own on a Saturday?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- You know... Kim said she'd help out. - Did she rubbish.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30- Shall we talk about your tab. - Ready whenever you need me.- No.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Oh, Kat, please come on.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Me and Anthony ain't been since Tony Cottee was there. You'll manage.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40All right, fair enough.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- Glass of white wine? - Did someone drop this?
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Thank you. Kat was saying how happy she is for you and Norman. Yes, mate?
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Right, mate, we'll have 14 pints of lager and a yard of ale.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Fell asleep in the cinema the other night.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Just crossing the border, they were, in the film.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Into Switzerland, I think.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Anyway, I turn round and Norman is sound asleep.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06- 14 pints of lager and a yard of ale. It's a pub crawl for Rabbit.- Rabbit?
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Yeah, scrum-half, Rabbit. Birthday boy, somewhere.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12It's because we're so relaxed in each other's company.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15And I was wondering that maybe it might be time
0:02:15 > 0:02:18that we think about living together. Here.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Do we even have a yard? - Yeah, in the barrel store.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- It feels right, don't you think? - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.- Really?
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Whatever makes you happy, Jean. - Yes!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Give us ten minutes. Just to talk, OK?
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Yeah, I understand that.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- It's important for Syed. - And Christian.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41- And Christian. Yes.- Are you serious? - I haven't seen Amira in ages.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- She's not four!- Except mentally.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47- OK. Here she is.- That's not...
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Yes.- Oh, it is! Come on, come on.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57A welcoming party!
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Let me get that.- How are you?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- I'm very well. It's good to see you. - Good.
0:03:02 > 0:03:07- Stop torturing yourself. - I just want to see my daughter.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09And you will, all right?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12He'll call when he's ready.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Now you can help me with this.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- With what?- Tidying up.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21What, fitness magazines and Dance Anthems CDs?
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Yeah, just pop them in the cupboard, will you?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Christian, are you de-gaying our flat?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Look, Sy, it can't hurt for Amira to think of this place
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- as somewhere that Yasmin can stay. - I don't believe this.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44- We have to be clever about this. - You're saying we're ashamed of who we are.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48That I should hide it from my daughter who I haven't even met yet!
0:03:48 > 0:03:53Do I really look like the sort of person that's ashamed of who I am?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59What's the most important thing here?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04You and me.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Exactly. So...
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- Rufus Wainwright?- He's in.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Happy driving, mate. Have a great weekend!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- You sold it?- ABC, sweetheart.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Always Be Closing. - Listen, do you fancy a drink?
0:04:23 > 0:04:27What, on a roll like this? I could sell half a dozen in the next 20 minutes!
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Oi, go on, off you go.- What, really?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33That thing's been sitting there for weeks. You've earned it.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- I'll look after the place. - Wicked! Well, let's do this.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38But I've got to go home and get changed.
0:04:38 > 0:04:43And I was telling them about our zing, and you falling asleep in the cinema.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- The Switzerland bit.- Hmm?
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- Well, they think it's a great idea. - Terrific.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54Just think of all the extra time we'll have together.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Sorry. How's that?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00We'll be living together. Here. Oh!
0:05:05 > 0:05:09- Reminds me...- 30 Geordies on that Spanish stag do?
0:05:09 > 0:05:14- They loved you.- All them offers I got, could have run away with 30 different blokes.- Yeah.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17To Newcastle? Off you go then, pet.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21No, seriously, Kat. Had it been yesterday, I'd have deserved it.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Alfie...- No, seriously, sweetheart. Seriously.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28Fair's fair. I was a pillock. Right, come on, fellas!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Hi, sweetheart. Scotch, when you're ready.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38What are you... Get out!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40That's quick, even for you.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- So what will it be, boss? - No, it's fine.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46- Said I'd help, I'm helping. - Scotch and dry please, darling.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- Ooh, a gentleman.- Alfie, do you think you'll still make the game?
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- Just, darling. - Go on then, off you go.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57- What about all the...- It's fine.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58- You serious?- Yeah.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01What a woman. How lucky am I, eh? CHEERING
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Got a free pass to the Hammers! Come on you Irons!
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- Alfie, could I have a word? - Yeah, make it quick, Norman.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Hello?- I'm in here.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17All right?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20How did it go with the accountant?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Um... I thought I'd swerve it. I...
0:06:25 > 0:06:27..went up Bond Street instead.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- What's that?- This is for you,
0:06:30 > 0:06:33for being so adorable.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Ian!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Open it...wet.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44It's a scarf.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46I can see that.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Well, I don't mind if you want to change it.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Wasn't cheap though.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58So, um...
0:06:58 > 0:06:59So?
0:06:59 > 0:07:05Well, we're not doing anything right now, are we?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- And?- Well...
0:07:07 > 0:07:11I just thought maybe we could have a little bit of afternoon delight.
0:07:11 > 0:07:16- What, you thought a scarf'd do the trick?- I thought you might like it.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Well, and the other as well, hopefully.
0:07:19 > 0:07:24It's just that it's been a while and we haven't, and...
0:07:24 > 0:07:26well, bloke's got needs, hasn't he?
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Take it back.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33- What?- Take it back.- Mand...
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Can I get a bottle of champs, please?
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Are you going to pour it all over my body?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- SHE SQUEALS HAPPILY - Ooh, the bubbles!
0:07:54 > 0:07:57- We ain't got any. - What, you playing with my life?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Do you know where you are?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03All right. I'll have a look.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Listen, when you got a Too Legit To Quit gangsta up in your ends, yeah,
0:08:06 > 0:08:10you got to keep that shizzle frizzle dizzle gizzle on ice, get me?!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Hold on. Look, look.- Is it French?
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Bulgarian.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Don't know where that come from.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- What, chill for 20 minutes, call it 30 quid?- It's Bulgarian!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22You want it or not? Hmm?
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Gangsta(!)
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- Absolutely.- Hmm, absolutely.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Is she worth it?
0:08:36 > 0:08:41- Trust me, I don't want to move in. - But she thinks you do?- Yeah.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45- Norman, she's got her hopes up.- Yes!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Alfie...- All right, all right, just leave it with me.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- We need new bedding. - There's nothing wrong with it!
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- There's no need to get aggressive. - I'm not being...
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Sorry, I'm not being aggressive.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Just something more neutral.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- I'm going to go over.- Your dad's not rung yet. Just be patient.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16Just to talk to her. She's not totally unreasonable.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24- This is the funnest baby in the world!- Careful with the bouncing. SHE CRIES LOUDLY
0:09:26 > 0:09:31Ahh, come to me. Come to me. Come on. Let Dhada-ji clean you up.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Come on. Thank you.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Put that there. - Such a homely girl, Afia.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Good wedding?
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Uh, well, didn't go as smoothly as yours.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Look how that turned out.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49She's an absolute angel.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Just seeing you with her.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Seeing her little Shabnam nose.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Makes me a bit...
0:09:59 > 0:10:02I heard things have been difficult.
0:10:04 > 0:10:09You know, sometimes I think about before the wedding.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Me and Syed, you and Zainab,
0:10:11 > 0:10:14everyone excited together. SHE SIGHS
0:10:14 > 0:10:19I wish I could go back there. It was the happiest time of my life.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Well, Syed's very excited about her.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Is he?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Well, we all are. But Syed in particular.
0:10:30 > 0:10:36You know, he'd make a terrific father.
0:10:36 > 0:10:41- Except he's gay.- Yeah.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44And you approve of that?
0:10:44 > 0:10:49Well, she is Syed's daughter. They should have some contact.
0:10:49 > 0:10:54- They? This is about them now? - Yes, both. Of course.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58Even though you don't approve of their relationship?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Christian is part of Syed's life now.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04- You know it's wrong. And unnatural. - I didn't say that.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07You are on my side though, aren't you?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Deep down, you know the best way of doing things
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- is Mum, Dad, and baby. - Amira, I didn't say that.
0:11:15 > 0:11:20Would you let them raise Kamil? KNOCKING ON DOOR
0:11:20 > 0:11:21I'll get it.
0:11:25 > 0:11:30Syed. She's awesome, she's amazing. She looks just like Shabnam.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Amazing.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34- What's that...- Huh?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Oh, it's baby vomit.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38- Yasmin.- He was bouncing her.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Come on, clean up.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45- Come on through, guys.- Hello, Syed.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Amira. How are you?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Your dad and I were just having a chat.
0:11:51 > 0:11:56- About how important it is for Yasmin to spend time with her dad. - That's what I want.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Good. But not him.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02- Sorry?- I explained, Syed.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- Not him.- Amira, you can't just...
0:12:04 > 0:12:08- Dad?- He agrees with me.- What?
0:12:08 > 0:12:12He thinks having your boyfriend involved
0:12:12 > 0:12:13in Yasmin's life is just wrong.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17- I didn't say that!- Come on Sy, let's go.- You can leave whenever you like.
0:12:17 > 0:12:22You can't stop me seeing her. I've spoken to a solicitor. And we've got rights.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23I'd never stand in the way.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26I just hope we're not abroad by the time it gets sorted out.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30- What?- You expect my grandparents to travel here at their age?!
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- Oh, come on, Amira. - You can't take her away.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37Just for a visit. You know what families are like.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Once they've got her there, they won't want to let her go.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44- You're a piece of work! - Or you can come in and see her now. On your own.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48YASMIN GRIZZLES Oh, there she is.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52She'd love it if her dad came to hold her. Calm her down.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Sy...
0:12:57 > 0:12:58It's you and me.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07You'll hear from our solicitor.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- YASMIN CRIES - I'll go.- Mum knows best.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20- No room?- No room.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24- But Kat...- Yeah, I know what Kat said, sweetheart.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26But what with the kids and Mo...
0:13:28 > 0:13:31There's just not enough space, babe.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33- Hey, come on. You all right?- Course.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Yes? Good girl.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38MOBILE RINGS
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Anthony! Course I'm on my way, mate.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Just got to... Yeah, no, definitely.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Oi! What are you still doing here?
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Sorry, had to troubleshoot a human resources issue.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53Just getting me coat. I'm on my way, mate. Come on you Hammers!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02It doesn't have to be here, does it?
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- What?- Little one-bedroom would do us.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- Jean...- Or a two-bed.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11I mean, Bradley was always saying you can't move for two-beds in Walford.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15Jean, I don't think I can move in with you.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Oh, it doesn't have to be now. When the time is right.
0:14:19 > 0:14:24I don't think the time will ever be right, Jean.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- Oh.- Look at you.
0:14:26 > 0:14:31You are a wonderful, vibrant, beautiful young woman.
0:14:31 > 0:14:36And I'm a weathered, unreliable old rogue.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38I think you're lovely.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40You're too good for me, Jean.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Anyone can see that.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Best I could hope for is to be your friend.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Just friends then?
0:14:50 > 0:14:53I think it's for the best, Jean.
0:15:00 > 0:15:07Yeah, and then Shelly, now Shelly is three, comes up to me at playgroup and says "Whitney"
0:15:07 > 0:15:09I went, "Yeah?"
0:15:09 > 0:15:13She goes, "I can't really do it today, I feel really fragile".
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Fragile, how cute is that?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16How clever are they, eh?
0:15:16 > 0:15:19I know, probably got it off her mum or the telly or something.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21So, you're doing really good?
0:15:21 > 0:15:22Yeah, I'm doing all right.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26No, you are, I can see it, man.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27I bet they love you.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33- Are you good?- Yeah, yeah. How them Dodgers going?
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- What you talking about?- Wears the hat, don't even follow baseball.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Oh, I see. You want a drink?
0:15:38 > 0:15:42Oh, yeah, I'll have one of these delicious little fruity numbers you're having.
0:15:42 > 0:15:47- You like them too?- Mate. Pint. - All right, cool. Same again?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49You all right, Whit?
0:15:49 > 0:15:53- Yeah.- You got your hair down.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55- Yeah.- No, it's nice.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58- I like it like that.- Yeah.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00You wearing it?
0:16:04 > 0:16:05Yeah.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Only if you want to.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Yeah, I do want to.
0:16:25 > 0:16:30Yeah, so that was a pint and some orange thing...
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Hey, hey, be nice, will ya?
0:16:41 > 0:16:47- Wouldn't want anything to slip to your hubby, would we?- Hubby's gone, mate. You're fresh out of leverage.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Here, where do I know him from? - You don't.
0:16:52 > 0:16:57Tuesday I was out in Shoreditch, and this guy goosed me on the dance floor. Yeah, that's him.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59You don't know him.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05It's you, innit? R&Rs, yeah.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08He was proper giving you the eye.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- So what, you and him?- Kim, will you shut up just for five minutes?
0:17:11 > 0:17:16Listen, don't take it out on me, you know, cos you've got a hangover.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Might give it a crack, myself.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- What makes you think that? - Just something in the way you walk.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24I've been trying to figure it out for ages.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26You were a soldier, yeah?
0:17:26 > 0:17:30- I was a copper. - So you can handle yourself, then.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33- Excuse me.- I mean, Physically.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37- I do all right, darling.- Excuse me. - I'll leave you to it.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40- You all right, Ian?- Yeah.- Good one.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44What was that all about?
0:17:44 > 0:17:45None of your business.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48I thought we could go for a drive or something.
0:17:48 > 0:17:53What, nice family car, flask of tea, little tartan rug for me legs?
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Actually I got us a nice bottle of wine. Twenty quid this cost.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- Painting my nails. - You did them earlier!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Colour didn't work out. Maybe another time, eh?
0:18:10 > 0:18:14She takes Yasmin to Pakistan, we might as well just give up.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18You think things are hard for us here? Over there we might as well not exist. And Dad...
0:18:18 > 0:18:22In 20 minutes he goes from, "Syed and Christian are good people"
0:18:22 > 0:18:24to, "You're right, we should burn them alive".
0:18:24 > 0:18:27I think we should go brown.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31- Sorry, what are you talking about? - The walls. Get rid of that paper.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35I don't care about the walls! Amira might be taking my daughter to Pakistan.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- All you care about is the paintjob. - You think that's it, Sy?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41You think with all this going on that's what I care about,
0:18:41 > 0:18:44the colour of the walls? Are you an idiot?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48This is our home! The only concrete thing
0:18:48 > 0:18:51we have, and I will not let her use that, or our lifestyle against us.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54- She wouldn't do that.- Oh, really.
0:19:00 > 0:19:01Look, Sy, I saw you.
0:19:01 > 0:19:08When that baby cried out, it was like you were being physically pulled into that house.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11You've got this look about you.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13- She's my daughter.- I know.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15And it's a look you never had
0:19:15 > 0:19:18when we were trying to adopt.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21I'm worried if it comes down to a choice between Yasmin and me...
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- It won't.- Well, if it does...
0:19:24 > 0:19:26You and me.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34These are Premier League approved.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37- Even that West Ham one, yeah? - Champions next season.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Go on then. - Anthony will panic if you're late.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Here, Kat, Mark here right...
0:19:41 > 0:19:44I believe he's going to buy some of my genuine approved merchandise.
0:19:44 > 0:19:49- Sadly, he's a Spurs fan, but a sale's a sale, all right.- Hope you go down next season, an' all.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53Listen to him! We will be champions of Europe before you know it.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Oh, listen, I forgot my phone, I better go and get it.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59I'm cutting it a bit fine, but I'll catch you later. See you later. Bye.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- Hadn't gone after all. - He's my husband.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Did he know where you was last night?
0:20:06 > 0:20:09You think you can come in here, into my pub, and blackmail me?
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Who said anything about blackmail?
0:20:11 > 0:20:14- I'm enjoying a quiet drink. - And it's your last.
0:20:14 > 0:20:19Here we go, another scotch and dry. Large.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21On the house. Don't say we don't look after you.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Don't even like baseball and you go around with that hat.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- Yeah, I thought we'd covered that, man.- Well, look, no,
0:20:31 > 0:20:33I put on an Orient shirt because I love Orient.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35But it's not the same thing.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37What is the stickers about?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Yes! The stickers! Ain't you meant to take them...
0:20:39 > 0:20:46- Eh, easy, bruv, all right? Look, do you want another pint?- Mate, I've hardly started this one.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Keep up.
0:20:48 > 0:20:53- I got twice as much in here. - MIMICS: I got twice as much in here.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56I might just kick out, anyway.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00- You are so getting out-drunk by a girl.- Woah. What about them drinks?
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Yeah, sorry, guys, man. Got to chase a few leads and that.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Always be closing, you know me.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08I'll be back in a minute.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Fats.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17- You all right?- We're supposed to be mates, yeah?- We are.
0:21:17 > 0:21:22Well, I'm there, buying her drinks and her hair's all down and that and you know, I think I'm in there.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25But no. Tyler Moon swoons in and does it again.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Look, it's not like that, all right?
0:21:26 > 0:21:31- Whatever.- We ain't even done anything yet. I was going to tell you soon as.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33You going to be all right with it?
0:21:35 > 0:21:36Yeah, bruv. all good.
0:21:36 > 0:21:41Cos if you're not, I'll end it.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44- For real?- For real.
0:21:44 > 0:21:49- You don't want to do that. - Course I don't. You know her.- Yeah.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51But I will.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55Gangster! Champagne's ready.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57You know what, Kimberley?
0:21:57 > 0:22:01Give it to my brother here, all right. Enjoy, bruv.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04No worries.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10RINGTONE PLAYS
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Anthony! Yes, I can see the ground from here.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17I'm practically 30 seconds away, so...
0:22:17 > 0:22:18JEAN GROANS
0:22:18 > 0:22:20I'll call you back.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24You all right?
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Yes, thanks, Alfie. Fine.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28All fine here.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32Listen, I'm really sorry about the Norman thing, all right? We just don't have the room.
0:22:32 > 0:22:37- Oh, it's not Norman. Norman's fine. We're going to be friends.- Right.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38So...
0:22:40 > 0:22:43I take my tablets, every day.
0:22:43 > 0:22:49I talk with the doctor to keep the levels right, so I don't veer up and down like I used to.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56But that's better, yeah?
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Course it is. Much better.
0:22:58 > 0:23:04It's so much better that I think I've got it under control.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07But I haven't, Alfie. I think I have,
0:23:07 > 0:23:12I think that me and Norman have got something special...
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- Zing.- Yeah, that's it. Zing!
0:23:14 > 0:23:16I think we've got zing.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Wrong again, Jean.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Thought you were so clever, didn't you, Jean?
0:23:22 > 0:23:27Thought you were doing so well without Stacey. Without Sean.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29But you're not.
0:23:31 > 0:23:36You're just walking through a fog you didn't even know was there.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Come here. Come on.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48JEAN SOBS
0:23:51 > 0:23:59- I have to fight just to get through every day, Alfie.- I know. I know.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01And still I lose.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03I still...
0:24:03 > 0:24:06I still get it wrong.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Oi, oi, oi. Come on, it's all right.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16It's all right.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Do you fancy an ice cream?
0:24:19 > 0:24:24Yeah? Come on.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Come on, don't be like that.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32You was a mistake. A tiny, tiny mistake.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35I want you to pack up and go home. If I see you near here again...
0:24:35 > 0:24:38What you going to do, eh?
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Rabbit.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42This gentleman here would like to join you on a pub crawl.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44All right, let's take him with us.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Your problem is you've forgotten where you are.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49This is the Queen Victoria public house,
0:24:49 > 0:24:55and I make the rules, and you're gone, sweetheart.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56You have a nice day!
0:25:03 > 0:25:09- I've been thinking. What are you like with numbers?- I was a times tables champion at school.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13Fantastic. See, right, I am looking for a bookkeeper for the Vic.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17Kat can't count past her fingers and Mo, well, she's just a thief.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19So, you interested?
0:25:19 > 0:25:23Yes, I can tell by the smile! Of course you are.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Good girl
0:25:25 > 0:25:28No-o-o-o! What?!
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Hey, Mr Hotrod! What's all this then?
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Man's entitled to an upgrade, ain't he?
0:25:33 > 0:25:37Listen, my heart belongs to the black beauty over there but this...
0:25:37 > 0:25:41- My word.- Changed your mind about a drive, have you?
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Yes! Oh, yes!
0:25:44 > 0:25:48Right, you'll be needing that then. What do you think, Branning?
0:25:48 > 0:25:50What's that, Meat Loaf?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54- Yours?- Oh, yes.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58- You're so sneaky. - I do all right, darling.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02Drive safely. Look how fast it goes. He's a nutter!
0:26:02 > 0:26:06- Who was that?- If I told you, you wouldn't believe me. Come on, lick?
0:26:06 > 0:26:09- No, it's too cold for it. - The best ones always are.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14Nan's on her way back with Tommy and Shenice. She's got the trots.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19- No, Shenice.- Here, come on.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Come here.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Two favourite girls. Let's enjoy this moment, eh? Yeah?
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Yeah.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Christian?
0:26:29 > 0:26:33I told you, babe, if we're going out, I need a little kip.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35All right, I'll leave you to it.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Hey, you know that bedding? It's fine.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45- Well, we can change it if you want to.- No.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51- You know, you're a good man. - Yeah, yeah.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Got a wife and a kid,
0:26:54 > 0:26:57and you put me first.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00And I love you for it.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02I love you too.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04We'll get there. Eventually.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19- Pop in anytime.- We will.
0:27:19 > 0:27:24- Please.- Thank you. Bye, everyone!
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Not quite the day I imagined.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36- York Way, near King's Cross, please. - Amira.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Can I hold her?
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Please.
0:28:08 > 0:28:12Hello! Hello.
0:28:18 > 0:28:22Oh, she's... She's...
0:28:22 > 0:28:23I know.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28We made her, Syed.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31You and me.
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