20/10/2011

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0:00:30 > 0:00:33- Girls! What are you doing? Come on! - Alfie, you got to watch this.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35- It's so funny.- Kat. We got packing to do. Come on.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Only take a minute. Watch.

0:00:40 > 0:00:44- Where d'you get this from then? - Liam sent it to us.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Wait till you see Ian' face.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58That's brilliant. Right, come on, packing to do.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02Shenice, come on, chop chop. Move. Don't be pulling faces, come on. Run.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Up the stairs now. Keep going. Go, go, go!

0:01:13 > 0:01:16IAN BEALE VIDEO PLAYS

0:01:16 > 0:01:17Right.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Did Oscar get off to nursery all right?

0:01:19 > 0:01:24- Yeah. Mum, come have a look at this. - No, I can't, darling.

0:01:24 > 0:01:25- I need you to do me a favour.- Yeah?

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Yeah, I've got a rep coming in today.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Only Gaynor's away and I just, I don't trust Jodie or Poppy to deal with her.

0:01:32 > 0:01:36- So you want me to?- No, I want you to go over to Roxy's and ask her.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39- Can't you just call her? - No, because...

0:01:39 > 0:01:42she'll just be all snotty with me, Lauren, and I...

0:01:42 > 0:01:44I just can't face it today.

0:01:44 > 0:01:49Oh, Mum...Come here.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51I'm sorry, I dunno what's the matter with me.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53I didn't feel half this bad yesterday.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- You're bound to have ups and downs, ain't you.- Yeah.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58- CAR HORN - That'll be my taxi.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04I'd give anything not to have to go through this again this morning.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07- Do you want me to come with you?- No. No. You're going to go and see Roxy.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Where did I put the shopping list?

0:02:11 > 0:02:13- Mum, I'll take care of that. - Really? Are you sure?

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Thank you, darling.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Right, I'll see you in a bit. - See you.- Bye.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30How long is she planning on staying, hmmm?

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Shhh... I can't just chuck her out.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Besides, it'll only be for a day or two.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38A day or two will turn into a week or two,

0:02:38 > 0:02:42then a month or two and before you know it we'll have a lodger living with us full time, rent free.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45A bit like you, really?

0:02:45 > 0:02:48At least I don't prance around in my underwear.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51What am I supposed to do?

0:02:51 > 0:02:55I can't send her back to Ian and it's not like she's got anywhere else to go.

0:02:56 > 0:03:01Listen, take the kids to school. I'll have a word with her, all right?

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Right.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Kids! Come on, we're off!

0:03:07 > 0:03:12- Why didn't she just ring me? - Please. It'd get her out of a big jam and she'd be really grateful.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15It is amazing how when your mother needs a favour her attitude changes, innit.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Please. She wouldn't ask if it weren't important.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23OK, I'll you what, just take her to playgroup and I'll do it.

0:03:23 > 0:03:28- What?- She won't be a problem. She's got a bunch of snacks in the bag. If she's hungry just give her one.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31- No. I've got a class at half eleven. - It'll be well over by then. It's fine, you've got my number...

0:03:31 > 0:03:38just call me if there's a problem. OK. I'll see you later, I'm gonna go and get changed. Bye!

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Was you there yesterday?

0:03:47 > 0:03:50No, but that's a weird way to pimp your car though.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Have you seen the video that's been going round? It's so funny.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Ah sorry. 'Scuse me, babe.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Kat, sweet, you don't have to tell everybody.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01How would you feel if it was our car, eh?

0:04:01 > 0:04:03This is Ian we're talking about here.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05I know but the bloke's got feelings, all right.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Go and grab the kids' bags. I'm gonna grab something from the shop. yeah?

0:04:15 > 0:04:20I know it's not much of a date but I was thinking maybe we could hang out together.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Take her to the swings or something.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25I got work, you know, sweetness.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28But we could hook up at lunchtime in the Vic?

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Yeah?

0:04:29 > 0:04:32What time shall we say? About one?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Yeah, I guess. See you then, OK.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43BANGING ON DOOR Ian? Oh, there you are.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47I just thought I'd come over and see if you were home before I bomb off on my holidays.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Are you all right? How's it going?

0:04:51 > 0:04:53I'm as happy as Larry.

0:04:53 > 0:04:58- Whoever Larry was.- Have you... spoken to the car hire people though, yeah?

0:04:59 > 0:05:03- What do you think? - Yeah but you're covered by insurance, though, ain't you?

0:05:04 > 0:05:09- Ian, what you doing? You gotta speak to the car hire people... - I'll phone them when I'm ready, OK?

0:05:10 > 0:05:15- Apparently, it's all over the internet.- Really?

0:05:19 > 0:05:24I tell you what - why don't I stick the kettle on, have a cup of coffee, yeah? Give me a sec.

0:05:24 > 0:05:29'I know what he'll do. He'll go straight to the police.'

0:05:29 > 0:05:34- I've tried so hard to stay out of trouble.- What were you thinking, Mandy?- That it served him right.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38- How come?- Well, apparently because he's putting me up, I've got to sleep with him...

0:05:38 > 0:05:43- on demand.- Oh, Ian.- Yeah, and he knows I've got nowhere else to go.

0:05:45 > 0:05:51- What about your mum? - What, the woman I haven't spoken to in over 15 years?

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- The thing is, Mandy... - Pat, couldn't you talk to him?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Y'know, stop him from going to the police?

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Or if has, maybe get him to drop the charges?

0:06:02 > 0:06:06- Well, I don't see how anything I might say would make a difference.- Please?

0:06:08 > 0:06:13Oh, and could you pick up a few of my things while you're there an' all?

0:06:13 > 0:06:17And on top of all that I've lumbered myself going on a date with Fatboy this lunchtime.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Since when have you been going out with Fatboy?

0:06:20 > 0:06:24I don't know. I felt sorry for him and now I'm stuck with it.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Anyway, what about you? - What about me?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- You and Tyler, yesterday. - Yeah, it was all right.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36All right's a long way from fantastic.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39I don't really want to talk about it.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Oh, come here Whit...

0:06:43 > 0:06:47- Maybe you could go on a date with Fatboy then.

0:06:48 > 0:06:54- Why not? You'd be good together. - No! I'm not going out with Fatboy just to sort out your mess.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Shenice, you seen Alfie?

0:07:00 > 0:07:02- No.- Where is he? We should've left by now.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Got about two hours' kip last night.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Just lying there, thinking, imagining. You know.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12All the things I should've said. All the things I should've done.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13it's a good job she didn't stay here last night...

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Whoa, whoa, whoa...- I'd have ended up on a murder charge.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20- OK, you've got a right to be angry... - I only got the damned car for her.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Just trying to make her happy.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24What kicked it all off, then?

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Wait till Jane hears about this. She'll laugh her head off.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32No, no. Ian, this time next week it'll all be forgotten, mate.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Is it me?

0:07:36 > 0:07:41It's not like this is the first time this has happened, is it?

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Well. What do you reckon? Is it me?

0:07:45 > 0:07:49- I dunno, mate.- I tell you what, I'm through with women. All right.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52- I don't need 'em. They're just a damned expense.- I know you feel...

0:07:52 > 0:07:55From now on it's just going to be me and Bobby. Just the two of us.

0:07:55 > 0:07:56And to hell with everyone else...

0:08:00 > 0:08:03What about school?

0:08:03 > 0:08:06It's going to be all round the playground, innit?

0:08:06 > 0:08:08The kid's going to hate me.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10No, no. It'll be all right.

0:08:11 > 0:08:17It is me, innit?

0:08:17 > 0:08:18- KNOCK ON DOOR - Ian?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Oh...

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Pat, I'm...

0:08:25 > 0:08:28I'm just talking to Alfie for a bit, all right?

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Yeah. Course.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34I'll come back another time.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Listen, Ian...- Alf.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47I don't know what I'd have done without you this morning.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55- Tommy's crying.- In a minute! - Why haven't we left yet?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Good question.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01CAVALRY CHARGE RINGTONE

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Gawd's sake!

0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Right, come on then, what's the secret?- Secret?

0:09:10 > 0:09:11Yeah, you and Kat. You seem happy.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14- You don't know the half of it.- What? You telling me you're not?

0:09:14 > 0:09:18No. Ian, if our relationship was based on happiness, me and Kat would've split up yonks ago.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20All right, what then?

0:09:20 > 0:09:22I dunno.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Yeah. Right. It's like yesterday, right.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Me and Kat, in the pub, having a right giggle and a gurgle. Like it used to be.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Bit of a laugh, even snuck upstairs for a bit of how's your father.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34- And may I say, the how's your father was very good...- Sounds all right.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37But anyway I come down later to tell her lunch was ready and she started crying.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41What's all that about? She said she was pre-menstrual, which is cobblers

0:09:41 > 0:09:44- she finished her period last week, so that was a lie, wasn't it?

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Did you pick her up on it? What, and have a row with her?

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Trust me, mate, you cannot win a row with Kat Slater.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51I spend half my time tip-toeing around her.

0:09:51 > 0:09:57Technically, unless a woman is actually HAVING her period, she's always premenstrual.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00- Think about it.- Sounds about right.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Unless she's having an early menopause.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Nah.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10You've gotta be careful around Kat... She's got... stuff.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14I mean, we've all got stuff, but that girl has got a LOT of stuff.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21You've got the Lynne stuff, the Zoe stuff, the Dad stuff, the Mum stuff...

0:10:21 > 0:10:24you don't wanna go there... she won't even talk about it...

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Uncle Harry stuff... Ronnie stuff, Michael stuff, baby Tommy...

0:10:27 > 0:10:29course, you don't wanna go there either.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32And of course, the miscarriage.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Which is what?

0:10:33 > 0:10:36That's only top ten. Actually, that's nine.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Miscarriage?

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Alf, I'm sorry, mate.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47- It's all right. You don't mind if I don't talk about it?- No, it's fine.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50So come on then, what about the Alfie stuff?

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Oh, yeah, she's got the Alfie stuff going on as well.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55- No, not her... you. Your stuff?- Me?

0:10:55 > 0:10:58I've got the Kat stuff, ain't I? Which is more than enough.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00So how do you do it?

0:11:00 > 0:11:02- How do I do what? - How'd you cope with it all?

0:11:04 > 0:11:06I just...

0:11:06 > 0:11:08I just do, don't I?

0:11:09 > 0:11:13I love her. I love her with all my heart.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16I know it's not rational.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20Thinking about it, no sane person would willingly take on Kat Slater.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23But you knew what she was like before you got together.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Yeah, yeah, I knew she was trouble.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29You've only got to spend two minutes with Kat to know that.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32But I didn't quite realise how much trouble.

0:11:34 > 0:11:35But I don't regret it, Ian.

0:11:37 > 0:11:43Seriously, I wouldn't change a thing, mate. I must be mad.

0:11:47 > 0:11:52You spend half your life, right, looking for the perfect woman, the person that'll answer all your needs.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55- But you know what?- What?

0:11:55 > 0:11:58That person does not exist. Actually, that's not quite true

0:11:58 > 0:12:01cos that person does exist but it's up here,

0:12:01 > 0:12:03in your imagination.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08What do you find so funny?

0:12:08 > 0:12:12You are talking to a man who's been married four times.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Yeah, I know.

0:12:14 > 0:12:15And I'm still looking.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19I think we're both mad.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26- So you don't know if he's phoned the police or not?- He was practically crying. What was I supposed to do?

0:12:26 > 0:12:29What, Ian? Crying?

0:12:30 > 0:12:36This may come as a surprise to you, Mandy, but Ian's got a sensitive side. He always did have.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40He'll drive you nuts with all that selfishness and stupidity, and then

0:12:40 > 0:12:46he'll turn round suddenly and do something really kind and thoughtful when you least expect it.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49D'you remember Ethel?

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Yeah. What about her?

0:12:52 > 0:12:55When she died, she didn't have two pennies to rub together.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Ian paid for the funeral. Big do. Must have cost him thousands.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02He didn't even blink.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05I could tell you a dozen stories like that.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Did you pick up my things?

0:13:09 > 0:13:14No, Mandy, I did not pick up your things. Like I said, it wasn't the right moment.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16All right, I feel bad now.

0:13:16 > 0:13:22Not half as bad as him, I don't suppose.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24I shouldn't've done it, should I?

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Smashing up his car. I mean, why did I?

0:13:28 > 0:13:30You tell me.

0:13:32 > 0:13:39The thing is, Pat, when I meet a bloke and he's all keen,

0:13:39 > 0:13:42I just end up thinking,

0:13:42 > 0:13:49"Who is this idiot? What is he after?" It doesn't occur to me that he might actually like me.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52I mean, who would?

0:13:52 > 0:13:54But that's you, innit?

0:13:55 > 0:13:59Do you think he does? Like me, I mean?

0:14:00 > 0:14:02All Ian wants is to be loved.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05That's the beginning and the end of it.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09What's happened to the milk?

0:14:09 > 0:14:15- Oh,...I'll go get some more. - You're not even dressed yet.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17- I can't wait.- Pat?- Yeah?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20What do you think I should do?

0:14:20 > 0:14:21I don't know, Mandy.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23What do you think you should do?

0:14:28 > 0:14:30'I thought she'd be grateful.'

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Roof over her head.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Central heating. Three meals a day.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37And she wouldn't have to work at that club any more.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40This place's got to be better than where she was.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Only she weren't.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Grateful, I mean.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47So, I thought, right, I know what I'll do, I'll try and impress her.

0:14:47 > 0:14:53So I start taking her places, buying her things. That is the reason why I got that car.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00But the more I tried, the less grateful she was.

0:15:00 > 0:15:05It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't like her so much.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09She makes me smile.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Maybe it's not things she needs.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Thank you.

0:15:24 > 0:15:29Oi!... Don't ignore me like I don't exist or something.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Whitney?

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Keep an eye on the stall, will you, darlin'?

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Oh. Who are you?

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Pat's putting me up for a bit.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- Is she around?- Just popped out to get a pint of milk.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53In that case, is it all right if I wait?

0:15:56 > 0:15:59I thought yesterday,

0:15:59 > 0:16:04if I could switch my life off like you switch off a light, I probably would.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08- Is this to do with Tyler? - No. It's not just his fault.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10- Everyone thinks it.- Thinks what?

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Did he say something?

0:16:16 > 0:16:18And you don't want to?

0:16:20 > 0:16:25I can probably guess, darlin'. The thing is, I been where you are now.

0:16:25 > 0:16:29Nobody's ever going to want me again. Yeah?

0:16:30 > 0:16:33And then I met Roy.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35All I'm saying is they do exist.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39So where do I find my Roy?

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Don't s'pose either of you two have seen Alfie, have you?

0:16:53 > 0:16:57- He's at Ian's. Well, he was half hour ago. - I'm going to skin him alive.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Listen, Ian... .

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Yeah, I know, you've gotta go.

0:17:01 > 0:17:06- Yeah but I hate leaving you when you're like this though, mate. - I'll be all right.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Not like I haven't been here before. I'll cope.

0:17:08 > 0:17:12- BANGING ON DOOR - Alfie, are you in there? - I'm in here, sweetheart.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16- We should be halfway to Luton by now.- I should've called you.

0:17:16 > 0:17:20Kat, don't blame him, OK? It was my fault.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23- I'll get the kids. I'll be waiting in the car.- Kat...

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Don't be cross with him.

0:17:33 > 0:17:38- Listen, you're not going to sit here and brood, are you?- No, I've got plenty to do.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42- Brilliant. That's the spirit, mate. You keep busy, all right?- And you

0:17:42 > 0:17:46have a good holiday, all right. And keep working at it. Never give up.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52- See you, mate.- See you, bud. - Take care. See you later.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07"BARGAIN HUNT" ON TV

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Gone to milk the cow, has she?

0:18:18 > 0:18:21So, Mandy, what do you do for a living?

0:18:23 > 0:18:25I take my clothes off.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27For men a little bit like you.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32Oh... That's different.

0:18:33 > 0:18:38Only now I'm going to go and put some on. Sorry.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Kat, what was I supposed to do, eh? The bloke was on the floor.

0:18:48 > 0:18:52- I should've known you were probably doing something kind.- It wasn't about kindness, it was more...

0:18:52 > 0:18:53Come here...

0:18:55 > 0:18:57What's all that about?

0:18:57 > 0:19:00What have I done to deserve you, eh?

0:19:00 > 0:19:04I love you. Come on. Let's go on holiday! Chop chop!

0:19:16 > 0:19:18PHONE

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Mandy!

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Mandy, phone! Mandy?

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Hello?

0:19:27 > 0:19:30No, no, she's not here at the moment.

0:19:30 > 0:19:31She should be back any minute.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35No, I-I'm just a friend. FRONT DOOR CLOSES

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Hang on, I think she's...Pat?

0:19:37 > 0:19:43- What you doing here?- Sorry... false alarm... Yeah, I can take a message.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Oh, right. Right, yeah, I'll pass that on.

0:19:47 > 0:19:51- Bye now.- Who's that?- It was for Pat. Should be back any minute apparently.

0:19:51 > 0:19:57- Right. So has Mandy gone, then? - No, she's upstairs, getting dressed.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59- Oh, is she now?

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Mandy? Mandy?!

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Yeah?

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Can I have a word with you, please? Has Pat spoken to you, yet?

0:20:07 > 0:20:13- What do you mean?- So she hasn't then?- I don't understand.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Right, well, I'm afraid you're going to have to go, Mandy, cos there's not enough room here.

0:20:16 > 0:20:22I know it's tough, but that is life and Pat and I, we discussed this earlier so it's not just me.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45FRONT DOOR CLOSES

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Mum? How was it?

0:20:49 > 0:20:53- What's she doing here?- Roxy's just dumped her on me, basically.

0:20:53 > 0:20:57- I thought you had a class. - Yeah, I did.

0:20:57 > 0:21:01- So where's Roxy, then? - Still at the salon.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05- Did the rep not come?- Yeah, but she said she was needed at the desk.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07She said she'd pick her up by lunchtime but it's lunchtime now.

0:21:07 > 0:21:13- Yeah but that's not fair on you, is it?- Come and sit down and tell me how you're feeling.

0:21:17 > 0:21:23Tired. I was falling asleep in the car on the way back.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28- Did you get the shopping? - Yep, and it's all put away.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Thank you, darling.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34I feel so sick.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41Right, so do you want me to cook dinner tonight, then?

0:21:41 > 0:21:44- Could you?- Yeah, course.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48Listen, I'm meant to be meeting someone at the pub for lunch.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Oh, right. You go. I'll look after her.

0:21:52 > 0:21:53I've got a few minutes.

0:21:56 > 0:22:02Oh, darling, I am grateful. You know that, don't you?

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Don't know how I'd cope without you.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08It's OK, Mum.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25KNOCK ON DOOR

0:22:25 > 0:22:26Hello?

0:22:32 > 0:22:34What do you want?

0:22:37 > 0:22:42- Got a vase?- Under the sink.

0:22:52 > 0:22:53So where's Tyler now?

0:22:53 > 0:22:56Oh, he's probably in the Vic. That's where he is most lunchtimes.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59- You know what I'd do if I was you? - No, I can't, Pat.

0:22:59 > 0:23:03So what are you going to do? Avoid him for the rest of your life? Listen.

0:23:03 > 0:23:07- Do you like him? - I thought I did, yeah.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10So sort it out. Doesn't have to end in a fight.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12And you'll feel much better afterwards, believe me.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15So what do I actually say?

0:23:15 > 0:23:17You say,

0:23:17 > 0:23:21"What happened to me happened. There's nothing I can do to change that.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24"It's only a problem if you choose to make it a problem."

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Can I write that down?

0:23:26 > 0:23:30Just do it, girl!

0:23:36 > 0:23:40- All right?- Not really, bruv.

0:23:40 > 0:23:44- Why's that then?- Nothing...

0:23:44 > 0:23:47I just gotta make a quick phone call, all right.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49- You OK for a drink? - Yeah, yeah, I'm cool, thanks.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58PHONE VIBRATES

0:24:13 > 0:24:16One minute they're all up for it. Next minute they're not.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19And somehow we're supposed to know. We ain't mind readers, are we?

0:24:19 > 0:24:22Hold tight, are we talking about Whitney now?

0:24:22 > 0:24:25All that stuff she's gone through has basically done her head in.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28Not so much a boyfriend she needs as a shrink.

0:24:29 > 0:24:33- I beg your pardon?- Wotcha.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36- Fancy a drink? - I asked you a question.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39It's not what it sounded like.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41I came in here to say one thing...

0:24:43 > 0:24:45I don't give a damn what you think of me.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47I don't need your approval...

0:24:47 > 0:24:49I don't need anyone's approval. And if you don't like it, then tough.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55And what are you staring at?

0:24:56 > 0:24:59That's what I'm dealing with.

0:25:02 > 0:25:03Where are you going?

0:25:04 > 0:25:06- Whit!- Leave me alone.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09Whitney! Come here, babe.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11- Come here.- No!- It's all right.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13This is me.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40'You did what?'

0:25:40 > 0:25:42She was never going to leave on her own.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45I was in the middle of dealing with it. You had no right!

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Is he moving in too?

0:25:47 > 0:25:48Sorry?

0:25:49 > 0:25:51Never mind.

0:25:53 > 0:25:57Come in, Norman. Sorry about this. It's one of them days.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59I wanted to take you out for lunch.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Not today, if you don't mind. My head's not in the right place.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03- Tomorrow?- Maybe.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05You had a phone call, about ten minutes ago.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08Your son, Simon, in New Zealand.

0:26:08 > 0:26:12- What did he want?- Didn't say. Wanted you to call him straight back.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Straight back?

0:26:14 > 0:26:17Is it likely to be a problem?

0:26:17 > 0:26:21Yeah. It's the middle of the night, there must be a problem.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28Si? It's Mum.

0:26:28 > 0:26:29What's happened?

0:26:32 > 0:26:33- No...!- Pat?

0:26:33 > 0:26:36Oh, my God...

0:26:37 > 0:26:39So... you haven't been to the police then?

0:26:39 > 0:26:42Maybe to get myself locked up but that's about it.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49Look, I'm not staying. I just came to get some stuff.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52Hold on, where are you gonna go?

0:26:52 > 0:26:55- I'll be all right.- Will you?

0:26:57 > 0:27:00You know me.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02I don't actually think I do.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05- Oh, Ian...- I don't think I know anything any more. I mean,

0:27:05 > 0:27:08I'm not what people think I am, OK.

0:27:08 > 0:27:12I'm not rich, I'm not successful, I'm not a leading local businessman.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15I'm just a fraud.

0:27:15 > 0:27:19- You're a nice guy. You are. - Yeah, right. You've changed your tune, haven't you?

0:27:21 > 0:27:24Pat said a lot of nice things about you.

0:27:24 > 0:27:27- Things I would not have guessed. - Really?

0:27:29 > 0:27:32She said that you can be really kind

0:27:32 > 0:27:35and that deep down you just want to be loved.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40I'm like that too.

0:27:42 > 0:27:46I guess that's all any of us really want, isn't it?

0:27:46 > 0:27:51Only I'm not a very nice guy, so is it any wonder?

0:27:51 > 0:27:54You ARE a nice guy.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57With or without a flash car.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04What you saying?

0:28:04 > 0:28:07Are you saying we can try again?

0:28:07 > 0:28:09Yeah?

0:28:11 > 0:28:14Only properly this time.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16What do you mean?

0:28:19 > 0:28:21Let's get married.

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