0:00:24 > 0:00:28Um, yeah. So if you could pick him up?
0:00:29 > 0:00:30No?
0:00:31 > 0:00:34OK, yeah. Well, I'll drop him off, then.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36OK. Thank you, Aunty Carol.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Oh, why is there never anything in here any more? I'm starving!
0:00:41 > 0:00:43COUGHING
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- What was that?- Nothing...
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Well, it sounded like Mum chucking up.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50PHONE RINGS Whit?
0:00:50 > 0:00:52- Lauren, what do I do?- 'About what?'
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- Fats, he's out looking for me. - 'And where are you?'
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Hiding.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59- Why?- 'I don't know,'
0:00:59 > 0:01:03it was the first thing I thought of doing. Lauren, we kissed, right?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05'Me and Fats! What does that even mean?'
0:01:05 > 0:01:07It means that you like him!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Yeah, it does, doesn't it?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Oh, you idiot!
0:01:13 > 0:01:17- What?- No, sorry, not you, Whitney. Look, I've got to go. Good luck.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- What're you doing? - I'm just off to the salon, darling.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Mum, we heard you being sick.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35It was nothing. It was just a wave. I'm fine now.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Mum, please, look, you're exhausted.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Will you stop telling me how I'm feeling!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Sorry, I'm sorry.
0:01:42 > 0:01:47It's just that I can't seem to relax, you know? I think it would be best if I just kept busy.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Right, you've got Oscar all sorted, haven't you?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52And well, besides, I feel much better today.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Yeah, you don't look it.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Please, will you just stop fussing over me every five minutes?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I'm YOUR mum, remember?
0:02:05 > 0:02:06I'll see you later.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14DOOR SLAMS
0:02:31 > 0:02:32It ain't a Ferrari,
0:02:32 > 0:02:36but if it's reliability you're after, then this is your motor, bruv.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Um... Give me one minute. Have a look.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Hey, I was looking for you.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Look, um... Can you take a lunch break?
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Yeah.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Yeah, sure.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01What?
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Nothing.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06SHE GIGGLES
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Give us a bag of chips, will you? I'm starving.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- I skipped breakfast. - There's a queue, love.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18D'you realise who you're talking to? Tell him, Ian.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Mandy, I'm a bit busy at the moment.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- He proposed last night.- Mandy!
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Oh, I'm sorry, have I embarrassed you?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30No, it's... Look, I'm at work.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Fine.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- Oh, the answer's no, by the way. - What?!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38No, I won't marry you.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- Yeah, but you said yes. - No, I didn't.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Yeah, you did.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47So, you remember the word "yes" coming out of my mouth, do you?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Hmm.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- Ian! Should I serve myself? - I'll be back in a minute.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- Mandy, wait, wait, wait. - You didn't even do it properly.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57How do you mean?
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Well, I don't see a ring on my finger, do you?
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Now, if you want me to be your wife, Ian,
0:04:03 > 0:04:05you're going to have to prove it.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14All right, fellas?
0:04:20 > 0:04:24- Oh!- Hey, you all right?- No, my leg.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27I know that mood, bruv.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Look, don't get me wrong, I'm with you all the way on this,
0:04:30 > 0:04:32but Fats is not as tidy as you, is he?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35I mean, do you really want to end up in front of a judge over a girl?
0:04:35 > 0:04:40Look, don't worry about it, Pops, it's not the end of the world, we'll find somewhere else.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Yeah, but where will we find a chocolate fountain at such short notice?
0:04:43 > 0:04:44All right ladies? What's up?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47It's Poppy's 21st today.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51She had this room booked for a party at this well exclusive club, right,
0:04:51 > 0:04:55frequented by the creme de la creme of reality stars, football players, you name it...
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Then some trumped-up daddy's girl goes and pays triple,
0:04:58 > 0:05:00so she's having her 18th there,
0:05:00 > 0:05:04which means I'm left without so much as a Big Brother reject.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Girls, I think I might just be your knight in shining armour.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Why? Do you know anyone famous?
0:05:09 > 0:05:13No. Well, not exactly. But who needs celebrities when you got our gaffe?
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Moon parties are legendary, right, Ant?
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Yeah. Legendary!
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Can I have a chocolate fountain? - It's your party, babe.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23You can have a chocolate unicorn if you want.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Are you serious about this?
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Best idea I've had all week.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- Great timing. - Sit yourself down, mate.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Ben's just pulled a muscle.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- I said I'd take him through some warm-up exercises. - I just bought lunch.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Thought we were meant to be cutting back on expenses.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- You know, with the solicitor's fees.- Oh. Sorry, forgot.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- Well, a couple of quid won't matter, will it?- Smells good.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- I'm sure there's enough for everyone, ain't there, Sy?- 'Course.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- Gaynor. Gaynor, could you do this for me, please?- Yeah, sure.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- Thank you. Sorry.- How you doing?- Hi.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02DOOR OPENS
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Greg!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- What are you...- I wanted to see you.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Really?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19How are you?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24I'm sorry, sorry...
0:06:24 > 0:06:27I'm fine. This is just a bit of a shock.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31It's really good to see you.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35It's good to see you, too.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39We'll move the sofa into the yard, make way for a serious mosh pit.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43- Dance area?- Yeah, yeah. - I can bring those fairy lights from round my mirror...
0:06:43 > 0:06:46The pink ones? Oh, they are lovely.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49What about some music? We'll need some tunes, you know,
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- like a DJ or something to like lay them down?- Fats...
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- ..you're known to spin the odd disc, right?- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Party tonight, round ours. You're both invited.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02So, are you two like a couple, then, or...?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Yeah, yeah. This is my boyfriend.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Well, good luck to you.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- What does that mean?- Nothing.
0:07:08 > 0:07:13- Ah, well, I think it's well sweet. - Yeah, you guys are adorable.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Anyway, party tonight round ours. You coming or not?
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Or are you one of them boring couples that sits in watching DVDs?
0:07:18 > 0:07:24- No. We'll come. Won't we, Fats? - Yeah, yeah, why not?- Great. Great.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28All right, well we're going to grab a drink, all right?
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Bye.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36So, do you really want to be my lady, then?
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Yeah.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Wow. Hoorah! Um...
0:07:44 > 0:07:49- Is that you off?- Yeah. See you later. Quiet one tonight, yeah?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51You fancy a cup of tea, Ben?
0:07:51 > 0:07:52DOOR CLOSES
0:07:53 > 0:07:55What's your favourite film?
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Oh, I don't know. There're so many.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00I guess...
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Well, when I was your age, Stand By Me.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05What's it about?
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Well, it's about this kid who feels trapped by his family.
0:08:09 > 0:08:14Dad's a criminal waster and everyone thinks he's going to turn out the same way.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18I guess at the time, I could relate to that. What's yours?
0:08:20 > 0:08:26Don't really watch films at my house. Just sport and video games.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Dad reckons it's a waste of time.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31I tell you what, why don't you borrow one of mine?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Mind you, I think Jane took my copy of Stand By Me and never returned it.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Sisters, eh?- Thanks.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41So, you're, like, together?
0:08:41 > 0:08:44I know it's a bit quick, but it just feels right, somehow.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48And we've been mates for a while and I don't want to muck it up.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Yeah? Then don't.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Oh. How straightforward everything is in Lauren's world(!)
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Listen, are you going to come to this party with me later?
0:08:56 > 0:09:00I need a mate there, with Tyler thinking he's all man.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Yeah.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Cool.- Whit?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07I'm really happy for you.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Right, so d'you want a cup of tea, or maybe some coffee or something?
0:09:20 > 0:09:21No, I'm fine, actually.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Max not around?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- No, I haven't seen him since. - I don't know why I asked.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30You look tired, Tan.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Yeah, it's hard work, innit, being a single mum.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Sorry.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Didn't mean to sound self-pitying.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Obviously, I realise it's all my fault...
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Lauren called me.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44You spoke to her?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Yeah, she...
0:09:46 > 0:09:48she was really worried about you.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Right.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56So, this is some sort of mercy mission, is it?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- What?- I can't believe she told you.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01It's not a crime to be lonely, is it? I've missed you too.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Unless there's something else?
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Tan?
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Go on.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19I've not been very well, Greg.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Yeah, well it's been going around, hasn't it?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25It's worse than that.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27What? Like cancer or something?
0:10:34 > 0:10:38Right, that's it. I'm not asking again.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- 'Scuse me?- Cos I'm sick of it.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43I'm sick of being treated like some stray dog
0:10:43 > 0:10:45you stroke one day and kick the next.
0:10:45 > 0:10:50Oh, grow up, will you? I've got more important things to worry about than your teenage ego.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Life ain't just holding hands and kissing behind bike sheds,
0:10:53 > 0:10:57some of us actually have real problems...
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Oh.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59Pat?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- Pat?- Mm.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Pat, Pat, what is it?
0:11:04 > 0:11:09So are you...? What, you having chemotherapy?
0:11:09 > 0:11:13Yeah, on Mondays. And then radiotherapy on weekdays.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16I'm a bigger junkie than Rainie at the moment.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21It's all right. I am still the same person.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23I haven't had a complete sense-of-humour bypass.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26How long?
0:11:26 > 0:11:28I mean...
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- will you...?- Die?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- No. I didn't mean... - Don't know. There's always a chance.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36They don't really go into all that, it's...
0:11:36 > 0:11:39I haven't actually asked them.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42I suppose the treatment's more focused on...
0:11:42 > 0:11:46- checking whether it's spread, scans and things.- Aren't you scared?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52I'm terrified.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59But, you know, some days are bearable.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02The other week I met this woman, Siobhan,
0:12:02 > 0:12:05and we just had... Well, we just had a right old giggle
0:12:05 > 0:12:08for literally 20 minutes, I forgot all about it.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14A bit of a bummer when I remembered, but you've got to take the ups when you can.
0:12:14 > 0:12:19Sorry, I'm really going on, aren't I? It's just that it's...
0:12:19 > 0:12:21SHE SIGHS
0:12:21 > 0:12:24It's bizarre, talking to someone I know about it.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29It's a relief, actually.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Normally, it's me and Lauren, and she's just...
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Oh, she has been amazing, but I do worry that...
0:12:36 > 0:12:38that I'm burdening her, you know?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44You all right? You look a bit pale.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Yeah, yeah, fine. Just...
0:12:47 > 0:12:49I just remembered my car's on a meter.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51I see.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54No, honestly. I'll come back, I just need to...
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Yeah, yeah, it's all right.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57You don't have to explain, I understand.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- It's a lot to get your head round, innit?- Yeah.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Yeah.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09I mean, I can understand you feeling funny cos...
0:13:09 > 0:13:11it's big, right?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15There's you thinking you were going to come round here and, what?
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Didn't realise you'd be talking to a sick woman, did you?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20It's probably a bit creepy.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Right, well you better go then, Greg,
0:13:25 > 0:13:28before I get really morbid, start talking about things like death,
0:13:28 > 0:13:30or worse still, expecting YOU to.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34- Listen, it's obviously not helping me...- Bye, Greg.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Greg?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58What happened? Did she tell you?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02She pushed you away, didn't she?
0:14:02 > 0:14:06I was scared she'd do that. She didn't mean it.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10She has these mood swings and she lashes out, but it's only cos she's frightened.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13You've just got to keep trying, Greg.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16What is it?
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Sorry, Lauren, I don't think I can do this right now.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20What?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22It's all just too much.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27I'm really sorry... I just... I can't.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- You mean, you're scared?- Yeah.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Oh, right, well, join the club, Greg. Cos imagine how Mum feels!
0:14:37 > 0:14:41Imagine what's going through her head right now!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44I feel it, too.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46The number of times I've wanted to run away and hide
0:14:46 > 0:14:50and pretend that it's not happening, but I can't because she needs me!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Please, Greg.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58You're still her husband. Doesn't that count for something?
0:14:58 > 0:15:02If you ever loved her, then please don't go!
0:15:03 > 0:15:06She needs you!
0:15:06 > 0:15:08I need you.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Take care.
0:15:15 > 0:15:16"Take care"?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19DOOR SLAMS
0:15:19 > 0:15:21ENGINE REVS
0:15:22 > 0:15:23"Take care"?!
0:15:23 > 0:15:27You can go to hell, Greg! JUST GO TO HELL!
0:15:28 > 0:15:30You COWARD!
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- DOOR SLAMS - Lauren?
0:16:02 > 0:16:05It's OK, Mum. We don't need him.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10TANYA SOBS
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Are you going to tell me what's up?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Ooh, you stubborn old mare!
0:16:26 > 0:16:29It was that call from my son, Simon.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34He's got himself in deep water, he's going to lose his house.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36So I went to see my brokers,
0:16:36 > 0:16:40try and get a loan, but I'm too old, apparently.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45They're right, aren't they?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48I'm just a useless, decrepit old woman...
0:16:48 > 0:16:50How much?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- What?- How much does he need?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54No, Norman, I can't let you do that.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Rather see your son and grandchildren go homeless?
0:16:58 > 0:16:59How much?
0:17:01 > 0:17:0350 grand.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07Leave with it me.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Oh, hello. Be back in a sec, mate.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25I'm going to go and speak to the girls.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26All right, babe.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30You all right?
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Yeah.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33So, erm, look...
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Listen, mate, erm...
0:17:37 > 0:17:40- are we cool?- Oh, mate, yeah, we're cool. Yeah, we're cool.- Yeah?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- All right.- Just... - Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Forward. Forward, forward, forward.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Stop.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Go on, open them.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Well?
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Yeah.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04A night in your front room.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08That's supposed to get me to marry you, is it?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10I've gone to a lot of effort. I mean, it's romantic.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12What is, Ian?
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Hiding me away, so nobody sees us together?
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Yes, I used to be a lap dancer.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22I'm not ashamed of that, even if you are.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Where're you going?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26There's a party on the Square.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29What, that kids' thing? Oh, come on, Mandy, you're far too...
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Oh, I do not give a flying fig.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35DOOR OPENS AND SLAMS
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Nice bath?
0:18:44 > 0:18:45Come here.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13LOUD MUSIC AND CHEERING
0:19:20 > 0:19:23- Oh, that is lovely, innit?- Lovely!
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Ta.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Tyler, leave me alone.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- I can't stop thinking about you. - Well, I'm with Fats.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03- To get my attention, make me jealous. I get it.- No.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06- It's obvious you and him ain't got that spark.- You're wrong.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10- You're mates, that's all.- Yeah, and that's how I know it's right.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13I mean, he's funny, he's kind,
0:20:13 > 0:20:15he's loyal, he's not going to let me down.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- So he's safe.- He's what I need.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Look, I don't expect you to get that.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29But then that's kind of the point.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31SHE SIGHS
0:21:55 > 0:21:58PHONE BEEPS
0:22:44 > 0:22:45Lauren!
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Oi. I thought this was supposed to be your party?
0:23:04 > 0:23:08- So?- So, why are you sitting in here, sulking?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Go and join your girly mates and have a girly dance.
0:23:10 > 0:23:16Why don't you just shut your big, sexist gob and pour me one of them?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28It's obvious, he fancies you rotten.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Oh, don't be stupid, I'm ancient to a kid like Ben.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Besides, Jane's like his surrogate aunty, so that would make me his uncle.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Now you're just making it sound weird.
0:23:37 > 0:23:42- All right?- All right. - I'll head home. Catch me up?
0:23:44 > 0:23:48I'm glad I bumped into you, actually. Er, well, I got something for you.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Ben, you really shouldn't have.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58Don't worry. Saw it in the market, going cheap. And, well...
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Well, you keep it.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02I bought two copies.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Right.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10- Well, I better be getting off. - Yeah.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17- Oi, you've had more than me! - Yeah, you started before me!
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Hardly had any before greedy guts got here.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Oi, it is rude to insult a lady!
0:24:23 > 0:24:25A lady?
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Where's she, then?
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Ha, ha.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31- Oi, you!- Yeah?
0:24:31 > 0:24:33OK, hand it over.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36- Get off me! - All right, I was just messing.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44What you doing? What you doing?
0:24:45 > 0:24:46I've had enough.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49# No teasing
0:24:49 > 0:24:53# I need you to get up up on the dance floor
0:24:53 > 0:24:55# Give that man what he asking for
0:24:55 > 0:24:59# Cos I feel like busting loose and I feel like touching you
0:25:01 > 0:25:02# And can't nobody stop the juice
0:25:02 > 0:25:04# So baby
0:25:04 > 0:25:06# It's getting hot in here
0:25:06 > 0:25:08# So take off all your clothes
0:25:08 > 0:25:10# I am gettin so hot
0:25:10 > 0:25:12# I wanna take my clothes off
0:25:12 > 0:25:15# It's getting hot in here
0:25:15 > 0:25:17# So take off all your clothes
0:25:17 > 0:25:19# I am gettin so hot
0:25:19 > 0:25:20# I wanna take my clothes off... #
0:25:20 > 0:25:21Here. Stick this on.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Please.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30MUSIC FADES
0:25:30 > 0:25:33# It's hip to be square
0:25:33 > 0:25:35# It's hip to be square
0:25:38 > 0:25:41# I like my bands in business suits
0:25:41 > 0:25:43# I watch them on TV... #
0:25:44 > 0:25:46I can't dance!
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Good. Come on.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55# They tell me that it's good for me
0:25:55 > 0:25:57# But I don't even care
0:25:59 > 0:26:00# I know that it's crazy
0:26:00 > 0:26:02# I know that it's nowhere
0:26:02 > 0:26:04# But there is no denying that
0:26:04 > 0:26:06# It's hip to be a square
0:26:08 > 0:26:10# It's hip to be a square
0:26:10 > 0:26:12# It's hip to be a square... #
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Woohoo!
0:26:15 > 0:26:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Lauren?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Lauren, is that you?
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Lauren?
0:27:05 > 0:27:06Lauren?
0:27:11 > 0:27:15# Happy birthday to you
0:27:15 > 0:27:20# Happy birthday to you
0:27:20 > 0:27:24# Happy birthday dear Poppy... #
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Poppity Poppity Pops!
0:27:26 > 0:27:30# Happy birthday to you! #
0:27:30 > 0:27:34- Hip hip...- Hooray! - Hip hip...- Hooray!
0:27:34 > 0:27:41- HIP HIP...- Hooray!- All right, let's get this party started!
0:27:41 > 0:27:43# If you wanna get with me
0:27:43 > 0:27:45# There's some things you gotta know
0:27:45 > 0:27:49# I like my beats fast and my bass down low
0:27:49 > 0:27:51# Ba-ba-bass, bass, bass down low
0:27:51 > 0:27:53# Ba-ba-bass down low
0:27:53 > 0:27:58# I-I-I like my beats fast and my bass down low
0:27:58 > 0:28:00# Bass down low
0:28:00 > 0:28:02# Ba-ba-bass, bass, bass down low... #
0:28:02 > 0:28:05I'm not in the mood for a lecture, all right?
0:28:07 > 0:28:09# One, two, three, OK
0:28:09 > 0:28:11# Can I get a little Goose in my OJ?
0:28:11 > 0:28:14# Every day feel like my birthday
0:28:14 > 0:28:16# And we sip champagne when we thirsty
0:28:16 > 0:28:18# Straight buzzin' Robotussin
0:28:18 > 0:28:20# Wanna get ya mitts in my oven?
0:28:20 > 0:28:21# Wanna get a lick of this lovin'?
0:28:21 > 0:28:23# G-g-g-get a lick of this lovin'
0:28:23 > 0:28:27# Yeah, I like it loud
0:28:27 > 0:28:28# And I'll make you shout
0:28:28 > 0:28:30# Give you that Black Eyed Peas
0:28:30 > 0:28:32# You know that Boom Boom Pow
0:28:32 > 0:28:36# If you wanna get with me There's some things you gotta know
0:28:36 > 0:28:40# I like my beats fast And my bass down low
0:28:40 > 0:28:42# Ba-ba-bass, bass, bass down low... #
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