0:00:38 > 0:00:39Post!
0:00:43 > 0:00:47Want to see Phil Mitchell's post? Three bills.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Ian Beale's got two.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- Nonce out!- Perv!- Paedo!
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Oi! Oi! You want me to call the police? I've seen your faces!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Ugh! They're just kids.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02You all right?
0:01:02 > 0:01:06No. Christian's gone. Last night.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08He just left.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Syed.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Where is he? He must have told you!
0:01:18 > 0:01:22I read in a posh magazine, right, that three dates is OK.
0:01:22 > 0:01:28I'd say it was a bit soon if your first date was coffee, and your second was the zoo.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Cos, well, you can't really know a man on a macchiato and a monkey, can you?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34But I think I know my Ant.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- What? You think it's too soon? - Too soon.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Jode, it's our third date tonight.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46I think I've spent my last night under a single duvet.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48I think this is it.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Oi, how's the two-flatmate tango going?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Jodie said she's moving out. - Least you still got Poppy.
0:01:56 > 0:02:01No! I want Jodie. You know, I'm going to have to tell her, stop her leaving.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Think you're going to have to talk to someone else on this one.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Yeah. I'll tell her it's me, not her.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Original.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15And I bought new sheets. Make it special.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Plus, I ain't seen him take his to the launderette once since we moved in.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22And I bought candles, you know - flattering mood lighting.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26- Look. Poppy.- Are candles too much? They are a fire hazard.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Can you please listen for a second?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Pops, I'm sorry.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40I'm leaving.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Leaving?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Leaving London. I'm going tomorrow.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Lucky Phil Mitchell's getting on a bit.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54At least the walls are still standing.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Christian will come back.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59It's not exactly how I imagined my homecoming.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01No home, no job, no family.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Would dinner with an old friend help?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12KIDS SHOUT OUT
0:03:12 > 0:03:13< Pervert!
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Can you hear what they're calling Christian?
0:03:20 > 0:03:24How can Syed stay with that animal after what he's done?
0:03:24 > 0:03:28- Did you sleep?- How could I? Wondering if Phil Mitchell will come after us next.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- KNOCK AT DOOR - Wait here. Let me go.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Did you hear what they're shouting? "Perverts". They're shouting that at Syed too.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42Drop the wounded princess act. You asked for this. You wanted the relationship ruined.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43All I wanted was my husband back.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Then I suggest you go and get him.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Can anyone open this door?
0:03:51 > 0:03:55- Tambo! Forgotten your keys again? - Yeah.
0:03:55 > 0:04:00- Welcome home!- I left them at Darren's. What's going on next door? Is Syed OK?
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Oi, oi! Paedo!
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- Want me to sort them out?- Oh, please. I've seen off tougher kids than them.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Oi! Really tough, aren't you?
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Bunch of little boys pedalling back to Mummy. Get out of it!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Is anyone going to tell me how Syed is?
0:04:17 > 0:04:22- Um...he's fine. - I just delivered his post.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- You call that fine?!- What's happened to the windows?- Why don't you ask that brother of hers?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Zainab, Ben lied.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31He admitted it last night. Christian did nothing wrong.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34So why's he hiding there and bringing shame on my son?
0:04:34 > 0:04:38You don't get it, do you? Christian is innocent!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41And it's breaking Syed's heart that he's left him.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52I hear Ben's still the talk of the Square?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54How is The Littlest Homo?
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Oh!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Do you know, if I were you,
0:04:59 > 0:05:01I would start being a little bit nicer to me.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04And if you were me, you'd know that I'm going to clump ya.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Only I've got a slight legal issue about, shall we say,
0:05:07 > 0:05:10my "dining experience" yesterday.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Your turkey roast? It had a bullet in it.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15And it cost me half a tooth.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Well, I'll knock the other half out for me, if you want. I don't charge.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21My solicitor does, unfortunately.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24And I'm going to call him if you don't foot my dental bill.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Food riddled with gunfire?!
0:05:27 > 0:05:29I could have you shut down.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Where is this bullet?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34You're going to have to do better than an empty threat
0:05:34 > 0:05:36if you want the tooth fairy to pay out.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42PHONE RINGS
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Hello?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50That's the third time this morning.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52It's probably just kids.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- Where are you going? - Callout at the Arches.- Well, ain't you going to speak to Ben?
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Shouldn't you, uh, be getting ready for school?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Don't feel well.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12The best thing to do is just get out there and face everyone, you know?
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Tough it out.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Get it over with.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16I said..
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I don't feel well!
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Thanks.
0:06:26 > 0:06:31What is she doing here? And what was "Oh, Tambo!" about?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34What is Jane doing here? Did you see that look she gave me?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Have you seen her in that mirror? All...hair.
0:06:37 > 0:06:42Did you see the state of that flat? I hope that brother of hers is lying in a gutter somewhere.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46And now she's dumping her kid on us for the day. I don't mind Kamil, but hers?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Tam, are you even listening to me? This is important.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53I'm not living with My Little Pony.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55This is important.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Because unless Kamil's had a growth spurt whilst we've been away and started shaving,
0:06:59 > 0:07:01then a man stayed here last night.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04My dad's got one like this.
0:07:04 > 0:07:10Do you know, if it wasn't for Christian, Syed would have a good life. A good Muslim life. A family.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14He still can. If there's one good thing to come from this, it's that he finally sees that.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Well, then, talk to him.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Tam, you'll have to talk to her.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- I've come to see Syed. - Well, do come in(!)
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Syed, are you OK? What happened with Christian?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45How about I leave you to it?
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Come on, sweetheart, in you come! That's it.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56See, I told you your tan was the same colour as the bar, didn't I?
0:07:56 > 0:08:01- Don't feel right being cold! - I've still got my holiday feet on. I want to walk to the pool. Come on!
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Should be good at walking to the bar, the amount of practice you had in Madeira!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Oh, very funny, very funny! Go on, through you go.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Oh. It's you.- Yeah.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Cor blimey! You expecting Hugh Hefner?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Poacher George. We've got an arrangement.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Ugh, not sure I really want to know.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19He's supplies me with turkey to sell
0:08:19 > 0:08:22and I supply him with a bit of old bird too.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Jean's made up some pies for here.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27I thought you had more kids when you left?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Shenice's at Tiff's. She wanted to give her her present. - Got one for me?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Yeah, yeah.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Yeah, we have. Hold on. You ready for a surprise?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Close your eyes.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Not one, but two. There you go.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- You shouldn't have. - (Wish we hadn't.)
0:08:40 > 0:08:42PHONE RINGS
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Hello. Is that you, George?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Things are back to normal, then.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52- Let's get you upstairs.- Hold on - the holiday may not be quite over just yet.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55You want to see my white bits again, do you?
0:08:55 > 0:09:00- < Don't let anyone have them pies, or we're all going to jail! - Oh, Nan! What have you done?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Come to admire your handiwork, have you?
0:09:06 > 0:09:11Really nice move, that, getting the caff off me in the divorce settlement and then selling it to Phil.
0:09:11 > 0:09:17I mean, that place really means something to me. Having my mum's name above it.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Ian, I still haven't shot you.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21As your ex-wives go, I'm not that bad.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24'Hev, I don't care whose bogs you've been scrubbing.'
0:09:24 > 0:09:28When I ask you to do a shift in the caff, I expect you to turn up.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30I'm sorry, Shirl. I'll do tomorrow.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32I promise.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35All right, Jane?
0:09:36 > 0:09:41- How's Christian? - What, apart from being nearly killed by Phil and branded a paedophile?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44No, not in my books, he ain't, and I shall tell everyone the truth.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48I'm really sorry you got mixed up in all of this and whatever's going on in Ben's head.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50I know Christian's a good bloke.
0:09:50 > 0:09:55- I want to see Ben as soon as he's out of school.- You can't. He's not at school. He's sick.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- What, he's at home? Is he OK?- Yeah.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01OK?! He got caught up in the middle of a riot last night. Call that good parenting?
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Well, if ever he needs any advice on life, he'll know where to find you, won't he?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Flogging cabbages, shovelling chips or having a mid-life crisis,
0:10:08 > 0:10:11bedding the local slapper.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Hmph!
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Good.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Is that what you wanted?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Do one, Janine. You've got no proof that was found in here.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Fine, I'll just have to call my lawyer.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Yeah? And I'll tell HIM to do one.
0:10:31 > 0:10:36None of my staff remember anything about a broken tooth last night. You got no proof.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Tell me you got rid of the turkey?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44No, not yet. Why?
0:10:44 > 0:10:49They're all illegal. Poacher George is down the cop shop. He was caught nicking 'em off the Thames!
0:10:49 > 0:10:53- What's a turkey doing on the Thames? - It weren't turkey.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54It was swan.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Ben told me he'd been interfered with. I had to report it.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00But it was a lie.
0:11:00 > 0:11:06So he changed his story. What if it changes it again? I can't move out yet.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Um...
0:11:09 > 0:11:11How many people are living here?
0:11:11 > 0:11:15If you're asking if I stayed here last night, the answer's yes.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17- On the sofa.- To guard the house.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19You've seen next door, your mother had no choice.
0:11:19 > 0:11:25I could've come back last night. You treat me like I'm Kamil! I've got a wife. I've got my own business.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27- Sorry.- Don't speak to your mother like that.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31- She's not the one bringing shame on this household.- It's a bit weird.
0:11:31 > 0:11:36If there's any trouble, you're only across the Square, Dad. And if you stay, people are going to talk.
0:11:36 > 0:11:41When I get here, who knows what could've happened? You think I'd put my daughter in danger?
0:11:41 > 0:11:44If we need a man of the house, yeah, we've got me.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47No-one else needs to stay.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52Thank you, Tamwar. But your mother has made her decision.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55We live under her roof and we should respect that.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58I'll stay till things calm down.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03His?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08It's an elasticated waist.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11I refuse to let you cry over a man who wears an elasticated waist.
0:12:13 > 0:12:18That's what I don't get about you two. You're a businessman - brains, suits.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22- He teaches step class. - I get it, Amira. You don't like him.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Can you blame me?
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Well, don't worry.
0:12:24 > 0:12:30He needn't think he can come sweeping through that door and pick up where he left off. I'll give him hell.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Do you think he'll come back?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35We're getting married, Amira.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Well, as soon as our divorce comes through.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Of course.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50PHONE RINGS
0:12:53 > 0:12:58Jode, I'm really going to miss our chats. You're so deep sometimes.
0:12:58 > 0:13:03And I'll miss you. You're such a good friend. You've seen me through everything. I won't forget.
0:13:03 > 0:13:08You've not been happy since Darren left, have you?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Not proper sunshine happy.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14I'm fine. Promise me you'll be sunshine happy, Pops.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16I will be. I'm with Ant.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20I just wish I could find you someone just like him.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21So, you around tonight?
0:13:21 > 0:13:24No, I'm having dinner with Jane. ..What?
0:13:24 > 0:13:28- Well, we all know what "dinner" means.- She's upset about Christian.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31So that's your story, is it?!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Oh, come on, look, it's time you moved on.
0:13:33 > 0:13:38And the two of you, you know, you're quite good together.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Jane and I are not together, Denise.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44You're not Zainab's husband any more. She'll just have to deal with it.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Oi! That's my lunch! That was my lunch!
0:13:47 > 0:13:52- If you choke on that, don't expect me to save you!- Shirley! You see that? She just ate my lunch!
0:13:52 > 0:13:57- We're not finished! Those were my last carbs in Walford! - Should have ate it quicker.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59- Er, hello? My lunch?- Is off.- What?! - Let's go.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Looks like food's off the lunch menu today.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06- Well, we're not paying for them coffees.- Yeah, fair enough. - Nor us. Come on, Jode.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- Sometimes you gotta make a stand for what's right.- Yeah. You do.
0:14:13 > 0:14:18- So...- What do you want now?- Did you know the swans that live on the Thames belong to the Queen?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21You can get up to three years for harming one.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Now would you say that swan that Mo's choking on there
0:14:24 > 0:14:25has been harmed?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28I mean, it would take a very good vet to bring it back to its feet.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32Now...shall we talk dental fees?
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Expensive, private, Harley Street dental fees.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Or shall I just call the police?
0:14:37 > 0:14:38Another fake callout!
0:14:38 > 0:14:40When I find out who's behind this,
0:14:40 > 0:14:45I'm going to shove my phone so far down their throat, they'll be dialling 999 with their backside.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46What's she want?
0:14:49 > 0:14:52This isn't a library. Can you even read?
0:14:52 > 0:14:53< KIDS SHOUT
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Oi, stop!
0:14:54 > 0:14:58Oi, I saw that! I'm going to call the police about those damn kids.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01No. Not the police as well.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Zainab, you're shaking. Are you OK?
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Don't worry, I'll clear this up. You should go home.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10I'm fine. My shift finishes in an hour.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Well, my shift's over. I'll walk you home.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15No, no, it's OK.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Zainab, I'm going to look after you.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Fine.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34KNOCK AT DOOR >
0:15:42 > 0:15:45I haven't come for a fight.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46But I am worried about Christian.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49And I'm worried about you.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51So can I come in?
0:15:53 > 0:15:54That was assault!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56THAT was a warning.
0:15:56 > 0:16:01Want to see what else I've got left? Cos I'm in the mood for smashing up some flats. How many you got left?
0:16:06 > 0:16:10- Why ain't you in the caff? - I cancelled.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13If you can't be bothered to work, I can't be bothered with you.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14You're sacked.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Did you...
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Did you have feelings for Christian?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Is that what this is about?
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Ben. It took guts, coming out, you know.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Must have been a tough task, telling your dad.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38Well, he still hopes it's a phase, put it that way.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45But what I don't get, what Christian doesn't get,
0:16:45 > 0:16:46is...he was trying to help you.
0:16:46 > 0:16:51Why would you suddenly make something like that up?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- It's because... - What's she doing here?
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Talking.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00What you talking to her for?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03I'm trying to help. I am family.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06You shacked up with his brother once. Think that makes you family?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- Dad!- I took Ben in, Phil, when you were too out of it to care.
0:17:09 > 0:17:14I think your family's done enough interfering with my kid, don't you?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16I don't need this. Look, Ben, you know where I am.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Call me if you need to talk.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23If he's going to do any talking, he'll be talking to me.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Jode?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Jodie?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Jodie, you in?
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Jodie?
0:17:44 > 0:17:47I know why Jodie's leaving.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49She told me everything.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Blimey, you're keen.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58Wasn't expecting you for another five hours!
0:17:58 > 0:18:01You know our dinner is the only good thing about today.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04I was hoping you'd be alone.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Yeah, I am, yeah.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09Mas?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Have I done something wrong?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15It's not you. It's me.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22I've never had a good conversation that started with those words.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29It's not you. It's me.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32No, it's both of us.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35I never realised how Jodie felt till she told me.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37You're taking this so well.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41That's cos I've found the solution. Tyler!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Hang on. You want Tyler?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Me?
0:18:48 > 0:18:49No - Jodie!
0:18:49 > 0:18:53I never realised Jodie was so lonely, you know, missing Darren.
0:18:53 > 0:18:58And here we are, flaunting our relationship in front of her and all she wants is to be loved too.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Tyler's the perfect man to do it.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Jodie and Tyler? No.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08Oh, but I've already asked Tyler and he said yeah. Jodie's on her way to the Vic now.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12And Tyler's going to be there, waiting to ask her out.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18My family are in turmoil, Jane.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20I have to put them first.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25I can't go round chasing dreams for myself,
0:19:25 > 0:19:28no matter how wonderful those dreams are.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29And you are.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Wonderful.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39You really are Mr Perfect, aren't you?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Even making rejection sound good.
0:19:42 > 0:19:47Rejection? You're my best friend. I've only just got you back. I don't want to lose you.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52But what kind of a man would I be, running straight to another woman
0:19:52 > 0:19:55when Zainab and I are barely divorced?
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Abandoning my family when they need me?
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Timing never has been our strong point.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07I wish...
0:20:10 > 0:20:13I wish it could be different.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17But it can't.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22I'm so sorry.
0:20:29 > 0:20:35Go on, Alf, take some for in here. Pound each, mark 'em up to a fiver. Can't say fairer than that.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Gelukkig Kerstfeest!
0:20:38 > 0:20:42- That's foreign, ain't it? - Could say they're continental...
0:20:42 > 0:20:47So's the plug on these lights, you doughnut! It's two pins! What's the matter with you?!
0:20:54 > 0:20:56You touch her, and I'll kill you.
0:20:56 > 0:21:02Look, I'm doing you a favour, all right. She ain't never going to nick Poppy's bloke, is she?
0:21:02 > 0:21:06- Girl Power and all that. This way we both score.- Just don't, all right?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09And Jodie is looking UEFA Championship level fit tonight.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11- What's that then?- Jodie.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15You lucky boys! I'm not quite sure what league my flatmates are.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Johnstone's Paint Trophy, I reckon.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20There you are!
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- You all right?- All right.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28I'll let you know how the Jodie test drive goes.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- Attention, please! - What are you doing?- Never you mind.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34I would like to raise a toast to this beautiful lady,
0:21:34 > 0:21:38who this time last year made me the happiest man in the world.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42- Didn't you get married at Christmas? - You're killing the moment!
0:21:42 > 0:21:46Yes, it was last November, ladies and gentlemen, we renewed our wedding vows.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50I always reckon when you find Mrs Right, you've got to hold on to Mrs Right.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54So come on, everybody, raise your glasses to my beautiful wife, Mrs Moon. Yay!
0:21:54 > 0:21:56CHEERING
0:21:59 > 0:22:02PHONE RINGS
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Hello?
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Tanya!
0:22:43 > 0:22:46PHONE RINGS
0:22:47 > 0:22:48Christian!
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Well, where are you?
0:22:55 > 0:22:59You do know Poppy wants you to cop off with Tyler? You don't fancy him, do you?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Poppy's in love with you.
0:23:01 > 0:23:06- It's been two days, Jode.- And it'll be more if I leave. She's my best friend. Make her happy.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10- Fancy going on somewhere later, beautiful?- Get off her!- Anthony!
0:23:10 > 0:23:14I can't stand this any more! I've got to tell her the truth.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16- You don't.- What truth?
0:23:21 > 0:23:23- Look, Poppy. I'm sorry.- No!
0:23:23 > 0:23:25I'll do it.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30We kissed.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32You and Tyler?
0:23:34 > 0:23:35Me and Anthony.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38MY Anthony?
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Yeah.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Letting herself go.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01He, um...
0:24:01 > 0:24:03He called.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Well, where is he? What did he say?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08He's not coming back.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10What? Just give me the phone.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Syed. I'm sorry.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13He said...
0:24:15 > 0:24:17He said to say it was over.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Kamil's asleep.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Just let him rest.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39I could stay overnight.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Just to make him feel safe.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43No. It's crowded enough already.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Well, if you're sure you're OK. You just need to ask.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53OK.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Here again, Masood?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Now that I've moved in,
0:25:03 > 0:25:04we don't need you any more.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15He couldn't even tell me himself! After all I gave up for him!
0:25:15 > 0:25:17You didn't give up everything.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20You kept the most important thing.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23People who love you.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Look, I can't leave you like this.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Forget finding us a flat, Yasmin and I can move in here.
0:25:31 > 0:25:36She needs you, Syed. You're the most important man in her world.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Let's go and get our daughter, bring her home.
0:25:43 > 0:25:44You're not on your own.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48You've got a family.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05I deserve the truth, Zainab.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11OK.
0:26:11 > 0:26:15It was just for one night, Masood. Just one night, and he stayed on the sofa.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17You moved him in?
0:26:17 > 0:26:18I, um...
0:26:20 > 0:26:22I understand how you must feel.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Your wife...
0:26:24 > 0:26:26living with another man.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32D'you know the odd thing?
0:26:32 > 0:26:34I feel nothing.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Do what you want, Zainab.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Masood! I did it to protect Kamil!
0:26:42 > 0:26:47Masood! Masood, I'm sorry, OK? Masood, I'm sorry! Can you tell him, please?! Yusef, I need to...
0:26:47 > 0:26:50What are you doing? I need to talk to him.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04You...you....
0:27:04 > 0:27:07You have to leave now, OK? You have to go...NOW!
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Yusef, you have to leave now!
0:27:10 > 0:27:12For your reputation, yes?
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Yes!
0:27:17 > 0:27:18So now I shame you.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23And, um...
0:27:25 > 0:27:28..where was this reputation when you let me move in?
0:27:30 > 0:27:32When you kissed me?
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Played happy families in Pakistan?
0:27:41 > 0:27:43I can't do it.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45I can't just be friends.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03Do you know what your precious community sees when it looks at you?
0:28:05 > 0:28:06A single mother.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09Two failed marriages.
0:28:09 > 0:28:13An unmarried daughter on the other side of the world...
0:28:14 > 0:28:17..and a gay son rutting with paedophiles.
0:28:18 > 0:28:19Yusef!
0:28:19 > 0:28:21You want to see shame? Look at you.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23Look. LOOK!
0:28:29 > 0:28:31I'm the last man
0:28:31 > 0:28:33who will ever have you now.
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