0:00:31 > 0:00:33"Ho, ho, ho."
0:00:33 > 0:00:35- Are you joking?- What?
0:00:35 > 0:00:37That's foreign!
0:00:37 > 0:00:38It's Dutch, innit?
0:00:38 > 0:00:41That's all right. There's a lot of Dutch speakers in Walford(!)
0:00:41 > 0:00:45Apparently the Amish community are setting up on George Street.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46And they'll be into singing Santas?
0:00:46 > 0:00:51- Come on, darl. You know how much we love a challenge. - Living with you is a challenge.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- That's the spirit. - Why are they here anyway?
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Tyler needed somewhere to stash them, that's all. Ah, talk of the devil.
0:00:57 > 0:01:04- You are out of order.- Look, I was doing you a favour, all right? I was just doing what comes naturally.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Shut up now, you pair of tarts. You ready for a brisk day's trading?
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Yes! Listen.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12TOY SPEAKS CHRISTMAS MESSAGE IN DUTCH
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Give us a full English, please, Shirl.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56- That'll be 4.50.- Right.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03- You got a problem?- Yeah. Sure I had a 20 in here earlier.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- Yeah. Don't pull that old stroke. - No, really. I did. I swear.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09All right, pops? Check out my new Fuggs.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- Don't put 'em on the table. - Whatever. £20 on the market. What a bargain.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Guess that's your mystery solved.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Do you like them?- Yeah, seeing as how I paid for them.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21I didn't think you'd mind. Look on them as an early Christmas present.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- What have I told you about taking things without asking? - All right, sorry.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28If you're off school, you'll have to pull your weight more.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29I could just get a job.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- What, just like that?- Yeah. Why not?
0:02:33 > 0:02:37- You cannot let a girl...- Or girls. - Or girls, thank you, Tyler. ..come between you two.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38Because no girl is worth it.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Cheers. Is that right?
0:02:40 > 0:02:44No, hold on, except my beautiful wife who is an exception to the rule.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Come on lads, own up. Jodie and Poppy, they're nice enough.
0:02:48 > 0:02:54- No, Alfie, they're more than nice. - And to be fair, mate, when it comes to relationship advice, you suck.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Thank you, Tyler. They're not exactly...
0:02:56 > 0:03:01- They're not exactly marriage material, are they?- Who wants to get married?- You two, one day.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05You can laugh all you want, but all this jumping from bed to bed with different birds,
0:03:05 > 0:03:09one day you'll meet the right girl and realise this argument is hot fuss over nothing.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- He is like a dog on heat. - He's too sensitive.- Come on!
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Girls, girls, shut up. There's only one way to decide this, right?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19This is by Moon mortal combat.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23Or better still, who gets rid of the most of these at the end the day.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- You are toast.- Yeah? Well, you're burnt toast. - That don't even make sense.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30I don't care how you shift 'em, just get them out the front room.
0:03:30 > 0:03:35Come on, you heard the lady. Let's go, chop, chop. Let's move it. Go, go, go.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38There you go, take that with you. That's it.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- She wouldn't. - Why not? It's just her style.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47She was only a little kid at the time.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- As far as she knew, it was an accident.- Yeah, well, we'll soon see what she knows.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Phil...don't do anything hasty.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55As if.
0:03:59 > 0:04:04Get your Santas, singing Santas! All right, Mrs Beale? Anthony Moon, at your service.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07It's Ms Clarke, actually. But just call me Jane.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10All right, Jane, Tyler Moon. How about some Christmas lights?
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- How about a singing Santa? - I'll even put 'em up.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15I bet you say that to all the girls.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19I'm offended, I thought we had something special. Right, two packs do you?
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- Oh, all right, then. - I hope you've got an adaptor.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25These lights have got that European plug on 'em.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Oh, right. I think I'll just leave it.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- How about a singing Santa? - It's not really my thing.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- They're down with the kids at the moment.- Really?
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- Yeah. Little Bobby would love it. Be a great present.- Go on, then.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Long as he speaks Dutch.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Just a little minor technical hitch, that's all.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44"Ho, ho, ho".
0:04:46 > 0:04:49D'you know, it's OK, really. I think I'll pass.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- Hello, boys. You having a nice day? - What do you want?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- A job.- You can forget about that, can't you?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- I could flog this gear, no problem. - Might be worth giving her a go.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05- What, so she can just set fire to everything again?- Forget it.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07She can't be doing no worse than you.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- Let's see by tonight who's sold the most then, yeah?- Deal.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- Loser. Loser.- You're hired.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Right, they got European plugs on 'em, right? Don't show the customers...
0:05:23 > 0:05:24DOORBELL RINGS
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Oh, what a pleasant surprise.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32You're lucky to have caught me in, I only just got back from the launderette.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Oh, that is fortuitous.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38I was just passing and I thought I'd pop in
0:05:38 > 0:05:41and drop off the advent rotas.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Oh, how very kind. Would you like a tea and a slice of my jam sponge?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Actually I'm just on my way to a Mayoral banquet.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Oh, how very grand.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54Yes, indeed. And I was wondering if maybe you might like to accompany me.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Well, I'm not sure about that. Sounds a bit stuffy to me.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Nonsense.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02It's an honour to be invited to such an important occasion.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Oh, well, in that case I'd be delighted.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Perhaps you'd like to come as well, Mrs Branning?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Me?
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Of course. As my most cherished parishioner.
0:06:15 > 0:06:21Oh, well, if you put it like that, I can hardly refuse, can I?
0:06:21 > 0:06:25The same price as the last lot. Just drop 'em at the club.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Make sure she's not there when you do. Yeah. Cheers.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Surprise!
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- Jane!- Hello!
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Hello, you.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Tan, are you all right? You don't look too well.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Yes, of course I am. No, I've had this flu thing. I can't shift it, that's all.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Look, if you're that ill, I can always come back a bit later.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14No, don't be silly. Don't be silly. Come on in. Hello!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16So you didn't hear anything she was saying to him?
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Since when does anyone ever listen to what Janine has to say? What's this all about?
0:07:20 > 0:07:24I think it's Janine who's behind these photos and everything.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- Janine?! Why would she do that? - Why does Janine do anything?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- I still reckon it's one of your ex bunny boilers.- Give it a rest!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34I reckon it's Janine and I'm going to prove it.
0:07:34 > 0:07:39- All right, calm down, Sherlock. I'm just saying.- I just don't need any earache on top of all this.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42You still coming down The Vic later on?
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Nah. I've got some business to sort out down the club.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Suit yourself.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51What you looking at, freak?
0:08:00 > 0:08:01So can you do it?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Can Fats fix it? Yes, he can, bruv!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Sweet!
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Here we go, Mrs Moon. Nice and tidy for you now?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Yeah, you've done well.- Thank you.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Girls, girls, your lunch is in the kitchen, let's go.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Kat, please can Tiff have a sleepover tonight?
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Yeah, course she can.- We need to make cakes for Children in Need.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- You are talking to an award-winning chef, all right?- Yeah, right(!)
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- I can make the best beans on toast this side of Walford. - Can you make cup cakes?
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Yes, I can make cup cakes. I can make cup cakes, tea cakes. All sorts of cakes.
0:08:31 > 0:08:36Come on, listen, never mind talking. Eat your lunch, next door. Let's go. Chop, chop, chop! Go, go!
0:08:36 > 0:08:40- They're great, aren't they? - Wait till they're a bit older and their hormones kick in.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43I know, they don't stay young for too long, do they?
0:08:43 > 0:08:46That's why we should make the most of Tommy before he grows up.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Santa... Talking Santa?
0:08:53 > 0:08:57A-ha, Mrs Evans. You're looking particularly lovely today.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01- What are you after?- Can I interest you in some Christmas lights? - No, thanks.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Come on, they match your earrings.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Why don't you save the patter for someone who weren't born yesterday?
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Well, you certainly weren't born yesterday. What are you, 102?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Old enough to have seen a stream of gobby little mares like you
0:09:14 > 0:09:16pass through this manor over the years.
0:09:16 > 0:09:21All of them thought they were something special and you know what? None of 'em were.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- Hey.- Hey.- What are you doing? - I told you I'd get a job.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Did you nick 'em?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Why do you always think the worst of me?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34I don't, all right? I'm just looking out for you.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36All right, see ya.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44And I've had the police on the phone.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Woah, that's terrible.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Seems there's a shipment of dodgy Dutch Christmas goods doing the rounds.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Oh. That's really bad.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Yeah, exactly. And the police are planning a clamp down.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56They're very keen on arrests.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Yeah, well they would be, in their line of work.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02And in your position as landlord, you obviously hear things.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Mr Lister, you'd be amazed at some of the things I hear.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Enough to make your hair curl. Sorry, no offence.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14None taken. So, I was wondering if maybe you could keep your ear to the ground.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18Course I will, listen, my eyes and my ears are well and truly peeled.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22And if I hear anything, Mr Lister, I promise you'll be first to know, my friend.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23OK, you take care.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Don't worry about it.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Anthony, it's Alfie. Listen, change of plan.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Then Zainab forgave Yusef and let him stay.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35And when Mas found out, that's when he walked out for good.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Right into your arms. How's it going with you two?
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Great. Apart from never really getting much time alone.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47What with Mas at the B&B and me with Syed and Amira.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Yeah. How is the princess?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Secretly glad to have got rid of Christian.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56And generally...challenging.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57Yeah, see, that's it.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01I have visions of her making Syed scatter rose petals wherever she walks.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03And peeling her grapes.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Filling her bath with asses' milk.
0:11:05 > 0:11:10- Ian tried that once, you know. - Stop it.- No, no. But he was so tight, he used semi-skimmed instead.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- I've missed you.- Me too.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16And I've really missed having someone to talk to.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22So, Tanya, how are you coping without having a man in your life?
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Oh, I'm fine.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- Yeah. Really? - Yes. Men are overrated, ain't they?
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Well, when you're ready to have a relationship again,
0:11:30 > 0:11:32you'll have them queuing up. Just like always.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36So...any other gossip I should know about?
0:11:37 > 0:11:41No. Same old, same old. You know what it's like round here.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43No, no, I can't. I've got to get home.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- I promised Bobby I'd bake cakes for school.- Oh, right.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52Tell you what, why don't we go for a drink tonight?
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Yes, I'd love to.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Well, that passed the time a little bit.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- You fancy a bit of lunch?- No, I can't, got to get back to work.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32- All work and no play.- Yes, makes Janine a very wealthy woman.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36Although, I might be able to schedule a little bit of time in tonight
0:12:36 > 0:12:38for some meaningless escapism if you fancy it.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Yeah? I'll check my diary.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45- You do that. - All right. Vic, drink first? I know how to treat a bird.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Oh, come on, what, like a proper date?
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Maybe.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52OK. Could be fun.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54All right.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57I said to him, it might say bed and breakfast above the door,
0:12:57 > 0:13:01but honey, if you want feeding, get yourself out of my bed and make your own breakfast.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05- Sounds like you've got a keeper there(!)- Please!
0:13:05 > 0:13:07One day your prince will come.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- If Bealey can bag wife number five, there's hope for all of us! - You're not wrong.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- Alfie, can I have a word? - Yeah, course you can.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16What's all that stuff doing back in the living room?
0:13:16 > 0:13:20Oh, sweetheart, I'm sorry, just that Lister was sniffing around
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- so we had to get it shifted, that's all.- I want it moved. Now!
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Tell you what, why don't you and Kim get your gladrags on,
0:13:27 > 0:13:30go and have a night out. When you get back it'll all be gone.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34- Now we're talking. - What about the kids and their cakes?
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- I can take care of them. - Nah, I'm not really in the mood. - Well, I am.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Count yourself lucky your man is giving you a night off.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- That's right, sister, can I have an amen?- Amen!
0:13:43 > 0:13:46I am known as the epitome of the enlightened model male.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Regular Mary Poppins, eh? Practically perfect in every way.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54- Yes, thank you. Don't get my missus into any trouble, all right?- Me?
0:14:08 > 0:14:12- Enjoy your chat with your journalist mate?- Did you break in?
0:14:12 > 0:14:16- I suppose you think you're clever. - You'll pay for the damage to that door.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19That door is the least of your worries, trust me.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- What do you want? - You've been a naughty girl, Janine.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28Philip, I never had you down as the role-play type.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Don't mess me about, all right?
0:14:30 > 0:14:33You think this is funny, do you, eh?
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Think it's funny dragging up the past? So what are you after?
0:14:37 > 0:14:41Some sort of revenge for your old man? Because don't think he was innocent in what happened.
0:14:41 > 0:14:46- I don't know what you're talking about.- I told you, don't mess me about. I know it was you.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48So what did you say to that journalist pal of yours?
0:14:48 > 0:14:53Oh, yeah, I told him everything. All about your dodgy swan roast.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57But it seems like the dodgy swan roast is the least of your worries.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Why exactly are you getting so worked up about this?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03And what did you mean when you said my dad wasn't innocent?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11You stay out of my business. You hear me?
0:15:19 > 0:15:24And the results for the Christmas stock selling bonanza are in.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27And the winner is...drum roll...
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Tyler.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32Yes! Which means you don't get to mention the girls again.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33No, no, but...
0:15:33 > 0:15:37Oi, oi, a bet's a bet, all right, mush? Ah, Mr. Lister. How are you, sir? Any joy in your search?
0:15:37 > 0:15:41Sadly not. It seems as if they got wind and moved on.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45At least you saw 'em off one way or another. Fancy a drink? On the house.
0:15:45 > 0:15:50- Very kind.- What would you like? - Bitter top?- Us law-abiding citizens should stick together.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Hey, check this out, bruv!
0:15:53 > 0:15:56And where did you get that from?
0:15:56 > 0:15:59This? This...
0:15:59 > 0:16:01This...I got...
0:16:01 > 0:16:04live and direct from the mean streets of Brixton, bruv.
0:16:04 > 0:16:05- Is that right?- Uh-huh.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09In that case, you don't mind if I take a little look at it?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14No...not at all. Go for it.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19TOY PLAYS JINGLE BELLS
0:16:19 > 0:16:24"Ho, ho, ho, this is your MC Fat wishing you a jingle-icious Christmas!"
0:16:24 > 0:16:26That certainly isn't Dutch.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30Mind you, I'm not sure it's exactly English, either.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33It's not, bruv, it's 100% fluent Fats, you get me?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36All right, Fats. Good to see you.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38- Bitter top?- Yes, please, thank you.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42"Ho, ho, ho..."
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Right, we all set then?- Yeah. - PHONE BEEPS
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Everything all right?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Yeah, yeah. Just Masood.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57Kim and Denise are out for the evening and he's got the place to himself.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59You should go.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02No, what about our night out?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05No. We can go out anytime.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07You should go. Just go.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09I insist.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Thank you.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16- I will make this up to you, I promise.- Have a good one.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Where's Jane gone?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26She got a better offer.
0:17:26 > 0:17:31- That's a bit out of order, ain't it? - No. Can't be helped, can it?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Did you...tell her about..?
0:17:38 > 0:17:39No.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Why not?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44I was enjoying having a laugh and a chat.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50Tell you what, why don't I come out with you instead?
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Oh, you don't have to do that.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53No, I want to.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Besides, shame not to now you've gone to all that effort.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59All right.
0:18:01 > 0:18:05So I came out on top. Thanks to you. Good work.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11- All right?- All right. - What was all that about?
0:18:11 > 0:18:14That's who I was flogging the gear for. Told you I didn't steal it.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Oh, right. Sounds like you did good.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- Yeah. I sold out.- So what you going to spend the money on?
0:18:20 > 0:18:25- Already have.- Lo, you were meant to be earning to pay me back for them boots.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Yeah, I know, but I saw this and just had to get it.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Think of it as an early Christmas present.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Not that you deserve it.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- Eh?- Go on, open it.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44For when you carry the Olympic flame.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Couldn't have you running around like a canary in that horrible yellow thing.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Going to buy me a drink to say thanks?
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Don't push it. Go on. Get yourself home.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56And Lo, thanks.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00You're a good kid.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02- Now go on, hop it.- See you later. - See ya.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Yes!
0:19:04 > 0:19:09Oh, thank you ever so much, Vicar, for the delightful dinner.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Even if some people did take advantage of the free bar.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Got to get it while you can, haven't you?
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Here, what about your announcement?
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Oh, yes, right. Of course.
0:19:20 > 0:19:25Ladies and gentlemen, could I have your attention, please?
0:19:25 > 0:19:26Quiet, please!
0:19:28 > 0:19:34I've just come from the Mayor's dinner and I have some very exciting news.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37- You ain't been defrocked, have ya? - Shirley Carter. Show some respect.
0:19:37 > 0:19:42- Perhaps you should make the announcement, Mrs Branning. - What, me? No, no, it ain't my place.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Well, someone tell us what's happening then.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48The Olympic flame is coming to Walford!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50CHEERING
0:19:50 > 0:19:54- And you know who's going to be carrying that bad boy, don't ya! - Yeah.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Me.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58GIRLS GIGGLING
0:20:01 > 0:20:05Girls, what are you still doing up, eh?
0:20:05 > 0:20:07- This is well wicked.- Can I have one?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10- They're not really... - Can I have one as well?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Ah, here she is. Ready for your night out?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14I don't have to go out, if you don't want me to.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18- No. You enjoy yourself, my princess. - Princesses don't wear leopard-print dresses.
0:20:18 > 0:20:25- Excuse me, young lady, princesses come in all shapes and sizes, all right?- Like in Shrek.- Exactly.
0:20:25 > 0:20:31And while some people might think Princess Kathleen is a bit of an ogre...
0:20:31 > 0:20:35- Charming!- ..she is, in fact, the most beautiful princess in the whole world
0:20:35 > 0:20:37and she has the biggest heart in the land.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40When I grow up, I want to marry someone just like you.
0:20:40 > 0:20:45Ah, thanks, Tiff. Right, go on, both of you! Bed. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
0:20:54 > 0:20:57All right? Janine been in?
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Psst. Oi, cloth ears!
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Still giving me the silent treatment, are you?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Fine. Would have been boring anyway, I suspect.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Service is slow tonight, innit?
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Should you even be drinking with your treatment?
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Tell you what, I'll do you a deal.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19You don't mention my treatment and, umm...
0:21:19 > 0:21:21And, umm..?
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Can I have two G&Ts, please? Make 'em doubles.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26I think you've got yourself a deal.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30All right?
0:21:30 > 0:21:32All right?
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Something I should know?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Nope.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44I must apologise for my sister, Vicar.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48- For butting in like that and stealing your thunder. - That's perfectly all right.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51The important thing is that we spread the word.
0:21:51 > 0:21:56Well, I know Jesus said spread the word, but it's hardly the same thing.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Rose, it's time we went.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01I'm fine here. You do what you like.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06Arthur, would you be so kind as to escort me home?
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Absolutely, Mrs B.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17Here... and whatever Patrick's having.
0:22:19 > 0:22:20Not for me, thank you.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Come on, have a drink with me.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25I know Phil's been a berk to you, but he's a berk to everyone.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29OK then, if you put it that way... I'll have a rum.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33That's the spirit. Forgive and forget. Oi, Vicar.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36What's it say in the Bible about forgiveness?
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Well, there are many bits in the Bible about forgiveness.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42But my personal favourite is from Colossians...
0:22:42 > 0:22:45"Bear with each other
0:22:45 > 0:22:51"and forgive whatever grievances you may have against one another.
0:22:51 > 0:22:56"Forgive as the Lord forgave you."
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Nah, that's not it. But it'll do.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02To forgiveness.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04ALL: To forgiveness.
0:23:41 > 0:23:47Wow, it is ram-jammed with talent in here tonight. Hello, boys...
0:23:47 > 0:23:56Now, I just need to decide who is going to be the lucky recipient of some unadulterated Kimberley.
0:23:56 > 0:24:01Oh, hello, come to mama. Cooee!
0:24:31 > 0:24:32- Get off!- What you doing here?
0:24:32 > 0:24:36Don't worry, I haven't come to ask for my job back, all right?
0:24:36 > 0:24:40I just...thought you might need a bit of company.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Yeah, well, I don't. So clear off.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48You about to have a drink, were you?
0:24:48 > 0:24:49What's it to you if I was?
0:24:49 > 0:24:55I care about... I care about you drinking, that's what.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- You don't care about anyone but yourself.- Is that what you think?
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Just go, will you?
0:25:03 > 0:25:04What's wrong?
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Look at our history. You can tell me.
0:25:09 > 0:25:14- Why won't you just tell me? - Cos it's in the past and that's where it should stay.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17If it's got something to do with my dad, I've got a right to know.
0:25:17 > 0:25:22- You're better off not knowing. Trust me, please. - This is just so typical of you.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26Y'know, lording it over me as usual. Keeping me in the dark.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29You are still trying to drive a wedge between me and my dad
0:25:29 > 0:25:30even after all these years.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35OK, fine. I'll tell you.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37But you won't like it.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Yes, yes, you can both have a Fatboy Santa, all right?
0:25:40 > 0:25:43- Now go to sleep, you two. - Night, Alfie.- Love you, Alfie.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49- You're back early!- Yeah, I'm a bit old for all that lark.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Listen to you, Kat Moon, party girl extraordinaire,
0:25:52 > 0:25:54hanging up her party shoes.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57Yeah, that'll be the day. Anyway, the two horrors are in bed.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59And Tommy Moon is fast a-kip, all right?
0:25:59 > 0:26:02- Mary Poppins strikes again. - You better believe it.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06Tell you what, why don't you go next door, put your feet up.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10I'll bring in your knitting and a lovely hot cup of milk.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14- I'm not quite there yet. - We will be one day. And you know what I reckon?- What?
0:26:14 > 0:26:20Be the best days of our lives. Can see it now, me in my West Ham slippers, smoking a pipe like that.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23You in your leopard-print support tights with a zimmer frame.
0:26:23 > 0:26:28- Sounds perfect.- And we'll be old and wrinkly, but we won't care cos we'll have each other.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31And obviously Tommy Moon taking care of us.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35And maybe other little Moons running around. Obviously not straight away. But that...
0:26:35 > 0:26:36Alfie...
0:26:36 > 0:26:38That'd be more up to you...
0:26:38 > 0:26:42- Alfie.- While the kids are asleep, me and you can start practising, eh?
0:26:50 > 0:26:52I cheated on you.
0:26:59 > 0:27:00I've been with someone else.
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