0:00:28 > 0:00:30What are "repossession proceedings"?
0:00:30 > 0:00:33You shouldn't read other people's letters.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37It means if Nanna Pat don't pay the loan company by Friday,
0:00:37 > 0:00:38we're out on the streets.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40- Liam!- It's true, though, innit, Nan?
0:00:44 > 0:00:47- I should've throttled her. - That would've been one for the scrapbook.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Dunno why I let you stop me.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Because throttling guests, as a rule, doesn't make a party go with a swing.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- They say, "Look for someone with a motive." She definitely had a motive.- Phil!
0:00:56 > 0:01:00- What?- All the people you've hacked off over the years, everybody had a motive.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02But they didn't have these in their handbag.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Let me do this one more time...
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Heather is a bear with a very little brain.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10She was put on this earth to suffer.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12She doesn't do revenge, she moans.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15The idea that she'd have the nous to go to a printer's
0:01:15 > 0:01:17and get all these fancy letters and labels,
0:01:17 > 0:01:20when she could be at home sucking on a cheese sandwich,
0:01:20 > 0:01:23watching Britain's Next Top Model, is ludicrous.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25So according to you, there's some criminal mastermind
0:01:25 > 0:01:29going round deliberately planting all this evidence - to do what, hmm? Make me paranoid?
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Well, someone's definitely playing you. So far, they're doing a good job.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37- Should've let me have a quiet word with her.- Two minutes ago, you wanted to throttle her.
0:01:37 > 0:01:42- Then we wouldn't be having this conversation.- Last night you agreed she was set up -
0:01:42 > 0:01:44what's changed since now and then?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- It's doing my head in - that's what's changed! - Let me go and speak to her.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- She won't tell the truth!- She might give us a clue to who's behind it.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Well, why didn't we do that last night, eh?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Because the chances are, whoever's doing this
0:01:56 > 0:01:59was here last night and that's exactly what they wanted.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Just take a deep breath. Think of your blood pressure.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Phil, don't do anything. Let me go talk to Heather.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24I'll sort it out.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33The car?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36A certain young lady was sick on my back seat last night.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Talking about you, young lady.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Yeah! It stinks in there, so if you could work your magic, Heather,
0:02:42 > 0:02:44that'd be much appreciated.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- Yeah, all right, yeah.- Cheers.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Bye, Amy.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Come on. This ain't the deal, is it?
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Eh?
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Ain't going to get any toast if you don't eat any of this.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02No? For Daddy? Should Daddy do it? Yeah?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Then you do it, yeah?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Is that Heather?- Ah!
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Sorry. You all right?
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Andrew! What you doing here?
0:03:42 > 0:03:46- Don't worry - you're safe. I've just popped to see me mum. She in?- Er...
0:03:46 > 0:03:47That's never your car, is it?
0:03:47 > 0:03:52Oh. No, no, It's the bloke I clean for.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55His daughter was sick in it last night.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Lovely.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02I'll let you get on.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Ahh!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Hold tight. Your mum showed me a picture of you.- Who are you?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Fat Boy.- What'd you say?
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- Me Fat Boy, you Andrew, right? - Is she in or what?
0:04:22 > 0:04:26She's in, but she's on her way out. Those presents for me, then, yeah?
0:04:27 > 0:04:32All right, cool. Well, Mrs B's in the living room so if you want to go through, that's cool.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35I might see you la... Maybe not, OK.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Ah! Yo, Hev!
0:04:37 > 0:04:41You are looking too good, too early, girl! Loving your work!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43FAT BOY CHUCKLES
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Wha'?! Check you, Little Miss Fabulous!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54You are looking good, girl, looking...good.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Heather!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Ow!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Can I have a quiet word?
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- DOT:- 'It's lovely to see you, but why didn't you telephone,'
0:05:11 > 0:05:15let us know you was coming? Rose and me, we're off to Oxford Street to look at the lights.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17- Rose!- She's upstairs, then?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Yeah, I'll get her for you. Rose!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22You'll never guess who's here...
0:05:28 > 0:05:32SHIRLEY: If you know anything, Hev, it's best to get it out now. >
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Cos you really don't want to have this conversation with Phil.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38I haven't got a clue what you're talking about, Shirl! >
0:05:38 > 0:05:41If you know anything, it's better to tell me now than later.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- I'm not admitting to nothing, cos I ain't done nothing.- Who put them there - the envelope fairy?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- They were found in your bag! - Is there a problem?
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Well, well, well, look who it is - Humpty Dumpty.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55- What you doing here?- Do you really need to use that tone of voice?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- Andrew, leave it, please. - No, good manners cost nothing.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01YOU talk to me about manners?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Hev?- It's fine.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06You should be grateful it's me talking to you, and not Phil.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- What was all that about? - HEATHER SIGHS
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- Andrew!- We'll talk later, yeah?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19She's got it wrong. I ain't done nothing.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21I'm sure you ain't.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25But I do need to talk to you about other stuff, as well.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Andrew...
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Thank you.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39What was she on about?
0:06:39 > 0:06:44- Nothing, honestly. I'm fine. - She mentioned Phil. Did he put her up to it?
0:06:44 > 0:06:48No, just a misunderstanding, that's all. Please, Mr Branning.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- If they carry on hassling you, you let me know, yeah?- Yeah.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- Where's Amy? - Finishing off her breakfast.
0:06:54 > 0:06:59Hold on! You left a three-year-old on her own with that thug?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02You want to talk about thugs? Go and have a word with your cousin.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06I've got plans.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Well, change 'em. Come to Oxford Street with us.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- That'd be all right, wouldn't it, Dot?- Of course it would.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- I can be here when you get back. - You used to love the lights when you were little.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Remember when I used to take you? Tell him, Dot.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Tell he's gotta come.- Be nice for your mother if you came, Andrew.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26There's things I need to do and... people I need to see.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30- Perhaps we could go and see the lights another day. - It's up to you, Rose.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Sorry. Sorry, Ma. As I told you before, I'm busy, all right?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38You ARE staying for Christmas?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40I was just dropping 'em off.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Well, you needn't have bothered.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47I'll let you have my keys.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50So as you can...pop in and out.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52It would be nice for your mother
0:07:52 > 0:07:56if you could bring yourself to be here when she gets back.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Thanks, Aunty Dot.- See you?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Here we go, then, Rose.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Carol! Kids! Come here a minute.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- Why? What is it? - Not till the kids get here. Come on, kids, hurry up!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Come on!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Sit down, sit down.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24I just switched me phone on. And I've got a message. Listen to this.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27RICKY: 'Hello, Pat, it's me.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29'Change of plan. I'm on my way to the airport.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32'Bit of luck, I'll be with you some time tomorrow.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36'I'll tell you everything then. Love to everyone. I'll see ya then.'
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Tomorrow? When was the message?
0:08:38 > 0:08:42Oh. Just after 11 last night.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- Does this mean we're not going to lose the house?- Yes, darling,
0:08:45 > 0:08:48that is exactly what it means.
0:08:48 > 0:08:49THEY CHEER
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- She's been set up.- And who's the most likely person to have done that, eh?
0:09:03 > 0:09:07- Exactly.- No, you just want to stir it because of Amy.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Listen, you didn't see Jack. You didn't see his face.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14When you were out there having a go at Heather, he was on his doorstep, lapping it up.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- I should've stuck to me instincts. - So what you going to do about it?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Mandy?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Ricky!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38SHE GIGGLES
0:09:38 > 0:09:41So, you going to get us another one, then?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43I'm trying to save money.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- LAUREN YAWNS - What's that for?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Saving money is for losers.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Lauren, my family is in big trouble at the moment, OK?
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Yeah, trouble? You don't know the meaning of the word.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58What's that mean?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Just forget it, yeah?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Actually, I'm not sure this is a good idea.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09What's the problem?
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Can we go somewhere else?- Yeah.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19I mean, it stinks of air freshener but it's better than... Well...
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Nah, it's good as new that, Hev. Here, go on - take that on top.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Oh. No, honestly, Mr Branning...
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- It's a nasty job. Go on, take it. - Oh. Thanks very much.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32- Leave that stuff. I'll take it in. - Oh!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Thanks, Mr Branning. See ya.- Hev...
0:10:35 > 0:10:38..what was all that with Shirley?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40I dunno. You know, I ain't done nothing.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Heather?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Oh. Hello again.
0:10:49 > 0:10:54I was thinking about having a spot of lunch over the pub. We could, er, have that chat
0:10:54 > 0:10:57and you could tell me what all that agg' was about.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59I would, but, er, I've got other jobs to do
0:10:59 > 0:11:02and I've got to take my little boy to the doctor's.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04He was up half the night coughing.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Look, I know I upset you back in Southend...
0:11:07 > 0:11:09I-it doesn't matter.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10It does matter.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Cos I've thought about you an awful lot these last few months.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Been going over the things that I said and done.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Honestly, Andrew. It's...
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Look...
0:11:19 > 0:11:23I need to convince you, that is not the real Andrew.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24It's all right, really.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Maybe we could, er...
0:11:27 > 0:11:30We could see each other... some other time.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Yeah. Maybe.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- How's she going these days? - Sorry? What?
0:11:44 > 0:11:48- The motor. Behaving herself? - What's that got to do with you? - Just professional interest.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Yeah, well, the car's fine.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54- I got something through the post this morning.- Give it a rest, Phil.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02N-O spells no.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05The difference is, I've got a record - you ain't.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08There are these things called ethics, Mo, though
0:12:08 > 0:12:10I appreciate it's a term you're not familiar with.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13If they do YOU, it's a caution at most.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Me? I could be looking at 18 months.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19Which will give you plenty of time to consider your crimes and repent.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Alfie, speak to her?
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Look, I know what people are saying about me out there, thanks to you.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Mo, I gotta respect Jean's principles, all right?
0:12:27 > 0:12:32- You're talking about principles? What about the microwaves?- Oi, gobby! D'you want to keep it down?!
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Oi! Whoa, whoa! Can I smell garlic?
0:12:36 > 0:12:41- You most certainly can!- What's happened to the sausage surprise everyone's come to know and love?
0:12:41 > 0:12:47It's a different recipe. Today's special is Surprise de Saucisse!
0:12:48 > 0:12:51It's French. D'you want a taste?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Yeah, yeah, why not? Yeah, I'll have a little...
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Have a little from the sides.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Mm!
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Bit garlicky, isn't it?- You don't like it, do you? Say if you don't.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11No! I love it! Punters are going to love it. Really nice. Smashing, that.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Alfie!
0:13:16 > 0:13:20Will you tell Minnie Mouse here to stop being such a self-righteous
0:13:20 > 0:13:24- you-know-what and do the decent thing?- Woah, calm down, all right?
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Listen to me, Alfie has a plan.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28The words "benefit" and "fraud" are banned.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31(We'll go softly-softly, yeah? Let her come to you, all right.)
0:13:31 > 0:13:34(OK? Go on, calm down.)
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Push Jean too hard, she's going to dig her heels in.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44You got to make it sound like it's come from her - like it's her decision.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- Can't we send 'em both to prison? - Yeah, OK.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Nan for benefit fraud and Jean for food poisoning. What d'you reckon?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- I think we're done here, Alf. - Oi, hold on. Where you going? Come on, moolah!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Lovely.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Ha-hey! Mwah!
0:14:09 > 0:14:14It's a grey, 5 Series, registration...
0:14:15 > 0:14:17..717 JBR.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Well, I wouldn't be asking you if it was easy, would I?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Anyway, you owe me one.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Blimey.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31He loves me. Apparently.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33I don't get it.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Well, no-one really gets it. Not even sure I get it myself.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38But it kind of works.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40So you happy?
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Here, you ever bump into any of the old gang? Like Aiden?
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- Or Sam or that? - I asked you if you was happy.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49I want to talk about you.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51So where is it you been again?
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Oh, Dubai.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- Dubai.- Yeah.- Wherever that is.
0:14:56 > 0:15:01So, who was it you didn't want to see in the cafe, then?
0:15:03 > 0:15:05There?
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Up a bit. Up a bit more.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Up a bit. Bit more!
0:15:12 > 0:15:13THE KIDS LAUGH
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Oi, Tiffany!
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Right, I've been doing some sums.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21Now, assuming that Ricky's bonus is what he thought it was going to be,
0:15:21 > 0:15:24we're going to have enough to keep the loan company off our backs
0:15:24 > 0:15:28and still have something for a half-decent Christmas.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30I think that calls for a celebration, don't you?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32- Carol, do us a favour, love?- Yep?
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Nip over to the shop and get a bottle of fizz for us
0:15:35 > 0:15:38and pop for the kids.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40I'll give Whitney a call as well, shall I?
0:15:40 > 0:15:45- Yeah! We want everybody here! Don't we?- Wahey!
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Who's the thug?
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Dot Branning's nephew. Need I say more?
0:15:54 > 0:15:57It's like sausage surprise, but with a twist.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01- Yeah, the twist in your stomach after you've eaten it.- Ha! Funny(!)
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- MOBILE RINGS - It's Carol. What's she want?
0:16:04 > 0:16:08She'll just be after you for something. Turn it off.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12You ordering or what?
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Yeah. Babe, I ain't got enough money.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16It's no problem.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19What?
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Just leave it to me, yeah?
0:16:21 > 0:16:24We'll have two of them Sausage Surprises.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25That's 8.60, darling.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29- OK. Give us two seconds, yeah?- Yeah.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30There you go. All right?
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Fats.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- Hey, babe, all right?- Yeah, you?
0:16:37 > 0:16:41Yeah, come here. Listen, I'm not stopping. I'm looking for Jack. Have you seen him?
0:16:41 > 0:16:43What do you want with Jack?
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Listen, I can't say. But I got to go.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46- See you in a minute.- Fats?- Yes, babe?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Where's my birthday present?
0:16:50 > 0:16:51It's been nearly a week now.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55Listen, I know. I know, I know, I know,
0:16:55 > 0:16:58and I promise it's going to be worth the wait. OK?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00One thing...
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Yes, mate, all right, easy...
0:17:01 > 0:17:03- Heather.- What about her?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05I know she's got a little boy.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Has the father shown his face lately?
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Nah, mate. He left ages ago.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Is there any other boyfriend?
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Listen, go for it, all right, bruv?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17There you go.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Thank you! Mwah!
0:17:22 > 0:17:24She's just made a right monkey of you there.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Oi, oi. See Whitney checking you out?
0:17:30 > 0:17:31She had her chance.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40- This is all right. Should've tried some.- It stinks, I can smell the garlic from here.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44I forgot - garlic and crucifixes don't go down too well with you lot, do they?
0:17:44 > 0:17:48Why are you so cheerful all of a sudden?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51- Alfie?- Yeah. - My compliments to the chef.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Hey, you hear that? Phil likes the grub.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56No-one's going to want to kiss me for a week
0:17:56 > 0:17:58I'm going to go and tell Jean.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Is this something to do with Heather?
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Nothing to do with Heather.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05So what is it then? Cos you're definitely up to something.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Excuse me for butting in.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Do I know you?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12No, but I know your girlfriend.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14And her manners leave a lot to be desired.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Put her on a leash, yeah?
0:18:20 > 0:18:24- Phil Mitchell said that? - Yeah! Don't believe me, go and ask him yourself.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Alfie, talk to her, will you? Nothing I say gets through.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34Mo, listen - for the very last time, OK? Alfie has a plan.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Softly-softly, all right?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41And there's herbs in it, too.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- Can you taste the herbs? - Whatever it is, it's nice.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46You like it, then?
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Yes, Jean, I like it.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50It's not too garlicky?
0:18:50 > 0:18:54I need all the garlic I can get right now.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56CAN you taste the herbs?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59I've just said, didn't I?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01You don't really like it, do you?
0:19:01 > 0:19:02For God's sake. Here we go...
0:19:02 > 0:19:06- Here you are... - Oh, no, no! I wasn't fishing!
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Hasn't she had enough free hand-outs?
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Thanks, Shirley(!) Yeah, thanks a bunch(!)
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- Right, who's going to get the next round in, then?- Lauren...
0:19:20 > 0:19:23I think it's Tyler's turn. Two spritzers, please, Tyler.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25I've had enough, so...
0:19:25 > 0:19:29All right. In that case, I'll just have a large V&T.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Get your own V&T. Mine's a pint while you're at it.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Sorry?- I can see what you're trying to do.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37OK, in that case, Anthony...
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Stay there, Anthony.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42She can get her own drink and she can get two for us while she's at it.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Well, well. Congratulations.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46What?
0:19:46 > 0:19:51I said to myself, "Whoever says no first wins first prize."
0:19:52 > 0:19:53And you win.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Win what?
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- "Alfie's got a plan", eh? - Softly-softly, yeah.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12Well, softly-softly's getting us nowhere-nowhere. Leave it to me.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- Whoa! What are you going to do? - Just go, yeah?
0:20:25 > 0:20:29- Jean...- Whatever you're about to say won't make the slightest difference.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32I've made my position perfectly clear...
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- MOBILE CHIMES - Who's that?!
0:20:35 > 0:20:36No-one ever texts me!
0:20:42 > 0:20:45It's from Stacey! Stacey's sent me a text!
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Shh! Keep your voice down.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48What's she saying?
0:20:50 > 0:20:51That she loves me.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Oh, isn't that lovely of her?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Oh!
0:20:57 > 0:20:59What should I text back?
0:20:59 > 0:21:00That you love her, too.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06And that Nan's going to spend Christmas in prison...
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Listen, Jean, you know that we've all got previous,
0:21:10 > 0:21:13so we can't take the rap for this.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16And believe me, we would if we could.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19The worst that can happen to you is a slap on the wrist
0:21:19 > 0:21:21and to pay all the money back.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Stacey would be really, really proud of you.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30'You are joking me?'
0:21:30 > 0:21:33No. I can't even go back - I'm on a list.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Oh, sorry, but I think it's hysterical.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Thing is, everyone's counting on me.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44- Like who? - Pat, the family, everybody.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Thing was, I was due this massive end-of-contract bonus,
0:21:47 > 0:21:49but now that's all gone.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52I even had to pay me own air fare back. I'm brassic.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Ooh. What's Bianca going to say?
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Like I ain't thought about that?
0:21:59 > 0:22:03What am I going to tell the kids when they find there's not even money for Christmas presents?
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Tell you what, might've been easier if they'd locked me up
0:22:06 > 0:22:09and thrown away the key. Least I wouldn't have to face them.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13Oh, no! I'm pleased to see you at the very least.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14DOOR OPENS
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Here, I've been shopping.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Got you an early Christmas present.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Ricky?
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Mandy'll explain.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30- I better go and face the music. - All right.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Have fun.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33- See ya.- Ta.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Nice(!)
0:22:38 > 0:22:39DOOR SLAMS
0:22:44 > 0:22:46KEY RATTLES IN DOOR
0:22:46 > 0:22:47Anybody in?
0:22:47 > 0:22:52- In here.- Oh, you did stay after all.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Yeah, stupid to come all this way and not spend time with my mum.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57You're only saying that cos you feel guilty.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59How was Oxford Street?
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Oh, all adverts. Nothing to do with Christmas at all.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Hark at old Ebenezer.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Jesus was born in a stable, Rose, not a toy shop.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Let's not fight, please. Come on. We're family. And it's Christmas.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Oh, as if you care.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Actually, I've changed my mind. I'm going to stick around for a while.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18If that's all right with you.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20So what's brought this on?
0:23:20 > 0:23:23I love me Mum and I want to be with her
0:23:23 > 0:23:25and my new Auntie Dot at Christmas.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28I mean, what's wrong with that?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Oh, Andrew!
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Happy Christmas, Mum.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36It's Dad! Everyone! Dad's here!
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Quick, quick in the kitchen.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Dad's home.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44MUSIC: "Welcome Home" by Peters And Lee
0:23:46 > 0:23:48- Quick! Quick!- Sorry.- Quick!
0:23:51 > 0:23:53- You got the fizz? - Yeah. Where's Whit?
0:23:53 > 0:23:57- I've left messages on her answer phone. She's not answering.- Oh well.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Shhh, shhh, shhh.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02- TOOT! - Shh!- Hey! He's coming.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03Hello?
0:24:08 > 0:24:13# Welcome home
0:24:14 > 0:24:17# Welcome
0:24:18 > 0:24:21# Come on in... #
0:24:22 > 0:24:27THEY CHEER
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Shush, shush, shush, shush!
0:24:33 > 0:24:35What is it, Ricky?
0:24:38 > 0:24:41We are going to lose the house, aren't we?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52- Jack! Where you been, man? - My car's gone.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55I know, I've been looking for you. I tried to tell you.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- Some geezer came along and towed it away.- What geezer?
0:24:58 > 0:25:01- I don't know. Couldn't see him. - Could it have been Phil?- Why?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04- Answer my question. Could it have been Phil? - Doubt it. He's in the pub.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Oh, is he now?
0:25:24 > 0:25:29Oi. Oi... Oi, you pair, d'you want a bucket a water over you?
0:25:29 > 0:25:34What's the matter? Calm down, will you? Or get a room, please!
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- Want to go back to my place? - Yeah. Why not?
0:25:37 > 0:25:41Lauren... Lauren?
0:25:41 > 0:25:42One second...
0:25:44 > 0:25:45What?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47How much have you had, babe?
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Why? You jealous?
0:25:49 > 0:25:50You can't do this.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55My mum's got cancer. I can do what I want.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09What you done with it?
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- Done with what?- My motor.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14I've only been gone an hour and now it's gone. Someone's nicked it.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15I think that someone's you.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19- Well, I've been here all lunchtime. Shirl'll tell you.- It's true.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21It's him or one of his monkeys.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24- Alfie...- Hmm? - How long have I been here?
0:26:24 > 0:26:27I dunno. What, about, 12-ish?
0:26:28 > 0:26:29Where's my apology?
0:26:31 > 0:26:33I'm calling the police.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35I'm waiting.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37This ain't over.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42- Alfie.- Hm?- Come here.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Yeah, I'll be with you in a sec. Hold on, darling.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47Right, so you know what you're going to say, yeah?
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Why can't I say I'm doing it for Stacey?
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Because it'll make him happy. Please?
0:26:56 > 0:26:58What?
0:26:59 > 0:27:01In the spirit of Christmas, Alfie,
0:27:01 > 0:27:05I have decided to sacrifice my integrity
0:27:05 > 0:27:08for the sake of this family and...
0:27:08 > 0:27:10hand myself in.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Come here.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19I love you, Jean.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27No, not tomorrow, today.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31You just tell 'em it's ex-detective inspector Branning calling, yeah?
0:27:31 > 0:27:33- Jack!- What?
0:27:33 > 0:27:35- You're not going to like this, man. - Why?
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Let me show you, all right? Come, come.
0:27:42 > 0:27:46PHIL CHUCKLES
0:27:46 > 0:27:48What's so funny? What've you done?
0:27:51 > 0:27:53So I was sitting at my desk, yeah?
0:27:53 > 0:27:55And then I heard this big, massive crash.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58So then I came out to have a look and then there it was.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03And then I saw some big truck driving off as well.
0:28:05 > 0:28:06Did you get a number plate?
0:28:06 > 0:28:11No, no. Couldn't see it, it was all muddy and that. Like it was deliberate.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13I'm going to kill him.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Kill who? Jack...
0:28:18 > 0:28:20What, do you think you're funny?
0:28:20 > 0:28:24Now, you stay away from me, and you stay away from my family.
0:28:24 > 0:28:28Cos next time it won't just be the car that goes in the crusher.
0:28:28 > 0:28:29Do you understand?
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