15/12/2011

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0:00:36 > 0:00:37All right.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Can't wait to see Amy later,

0:00:40 > 0:00:44even if I am going to have a social worker breathing down my neck.

0:00:44 > 0:00:48But I got her those dinosaur things she likes for lunch.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52In a bit?

0:00:55 > 0:00:57All right, Jack?

0:00:58 > 0:01:02Whoa! Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- And let him get away with it? - What did I teach you?

0:01:04 > 0:01:08Take your time and do it properly. Eh?

0:01:08 > 0:01:10He ain't going nowhere.

0:01:17 > 0:01:25I really, really, really want to zig-a-zig-ah.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29Do you know, I am the same age as Baby Spice?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31You know what? She was always my favourite.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36They don't call her Baby Spice now, though, do they?

0:01:36 > 0:01:39I always preferred Sporty myself.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41All right, Jane?

0:01:41 > 0:01:44We're going to take Bobby to the dentist. If you want to come along?

0:01:44 > 0:01:48No, no, you go. Mum, dad, dentist.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51That's like a normal family, ain't it?

0:01:51 > 0:01:52No, no, no, you come along,

0:01:52 > 0:01:56and then we'll come back for some "continental breakfast", yeah?

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Well, I'm going out.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01I'll come with you.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04I don't know where I'm going yet, hun.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Anyway, I better go sort this out, eh?- Sure.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Nice to see you, Jane.- Yeah.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26I'm sure these breakfasts are getting smaller.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28They'll probably blame it on the recession.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Skinny sausages and shrunk bacon.

0:02:34 > 0:02:35I'm having another one.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39Before they start serving it in a thimble. Can I get you one, Billy?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41No, I better not.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42Oh, I see.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45I thought Phil Mitchell was your cousin, not your dad.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47But if he's told you to...

0:02:47 > 0:02:48Hey, hey, wait...

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Phil don't tell me what to do.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Go on, I'll have another one. Cheers.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Yeah, of course I understand.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03You think I'd have asked if I wasn't desperate?

0:03:06 > 0:03:10Well, you keep your hands off them young barmen, Peggy.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Sorry love, I got to go, bye.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Just phoning Peggy to get her secret Victoria sponge recipe.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21You're baking a cake?

0:03:21 > 0:03:24I can't sit here twiddling me thumbs, can I?

0:03:24 > 0:03:27I've tried everyone, Pat.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29I've really screwed up, ain't I?

0:03:31 > 0:03:34You went to the middle of the desert to provide for your family.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37The last thing you are is a failure.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41There's people there that have paid off mortgages, student loans.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42I've come back worse off!

0:03:46 > 0:03:48I'd better go and tell Bianca.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Um, thing is - she doesn't...

0:03:51 > 0:03:53She doesn't know about us losing this place.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56I thought we could sort it out before she had to.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01Come tomorrow, she may be the only one with a roof over her head.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04That ain't going to happen. All right? I'm going to get a job.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05I promise.

0:04:16 > 0:04:17Phil!

0:04:19 > 0:04:24My brother thinks I should let it go, you playing demolition man.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25- Yeah?- Yeah.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27I had a word with a few of my old workmates an' all.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30We agreed, there's no point, cos there's no evidence.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34- Least you learnt something from the job.- They're always on the other end of the phone.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Know what us police are like, once you're in, you're never out.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Not even when they're as bent as you?

0:04:39 > 0:04:42It's weird, the lengths they'll go to to protect their own.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45You're still claiming it weren't you that set up them raids, eh?

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Sounding paranoid there, Phil. See someone about that.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50You'll never beat me. No-one will.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54You really hate it when you can't control things, don't you?

0:05:02 > 0:05:04How was I supposed to know he'd got PE?

0:05:04 > 0:05:08And typical Ian, I'm the one that gets sent back to pick up the kit.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Er, there we go.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Shorts and a T-shirt.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16He really likes you, y'know.

0:05:16 > 0:05:20- Said you taught him the words to an N-Dubz song.- Ian?

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Bobby!

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Oh, yeah.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29Y'know, we're in the same boat, you and me.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32New relationships with men with, erm...

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Bad hair?

0:05:36 > 0:05:42Baggage. Ex-wives, stepkids, some other woman's wallpaper.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Just don't see me as an obstacle.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48I think it took me getting with Mas to realise that,

0:05:48 > 0:05:50for the last few years...

0:05:50 > 0:05:54me and Ian never made each other truly happy. But you do.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56And that's an amazing thing!

0:05:57 > 0:05:58I try.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00You're already part of the family.

0:06:01 > 0:06:05I'm Beale past, and you're Beale future.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Bless.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Right, well you'd better get Bobcat his trainers

0:06:11 > 0:06:14before they make him play hockey barefoot.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Ricky!

0:06:30 > 0:06:32DOOR OPENS

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Hi. Come in, come in.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Oh, you're early. Social worker's not even here yet.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Where's Amy? - It's cancelled.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47I told the social worker I'm sick.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48Amy's with a mate from playgroup.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51So you lied to them and now I don't get to see my little girl?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54And I'm supposed to just deal with that, am I?

0:06:54 > 0:06:58- Why are you doing this to me? - She's better off not seeing you, ain't she?

0:06:58 > 0:07:00I'm her mother, OK. That is disgusting!

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Yeah? And Phil Mitchell is your cousin.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Yeah? When he replaces my car, then you can see Amy.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Jack!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Oi, hold on a minute.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Jack, you can't punish Amy for something Phil's done!

0:07:12 > 0:07:16You tell him my daughter's one more thing he can't control.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Two teas, please, Marie.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25So what's this amazing birthday present Whit's waited so long for?

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Oh, bruvver, there's been so much hype, man, I can't crash and burn.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- It's got to be special. - Like you. You're very special.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Ha ha(!) Nah nah, it's got to be unique. It's got to be...

0:07:34 > 0:07:35Mind-blowing?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Right. Check this out.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Huh? Huh-huh-huh?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43What? Plan B, yeah?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Yeah. Just don't go too extra, bruv.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03SHE SIGHS

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Told you I had an husband.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20How was Dubai then?

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Been working ain't you? In Dubai?

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Look at your tan!

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Check out his tan. Look! Looks like Peter Andre!

0:08:28 > 0:08:31If I wasn't in this goldfish bowl,

0:08:31 > 0:08:33I'd jump over there and give you a right old snog!

0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Bianca...- What?!

0:08:35 > 0:08:39You are my husband. You look well fit.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44She works in the salon, except she's useless.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48I mean, would you really let someone with a barnet like that loose on yours?

0:08:48 > 0:08:52Hope you ain't been perving over them belly-dancing girls, have you?

0:08:52 > 0:08:55So have you seen the kids?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Listen, I've got something to tell you...

0:08:57 > 0:09:00about Dubai.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01I got arrested.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05No! You, arrested?! For what?!

0:09:05 > 0:09:08I went to a public beach when it was closed.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09And they nicked you for that?!

0:09:09 > 0:09:14- They'd have to build another four floors on this place. - And...indecency.- Eh?

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Indecency.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20What, like flashing? Your bits?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23- In Dubai?!- I went swimming.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25What, did you wee in the water?

0:09:25 > 0:09:27I was naked, all right?

0:09:27 > 0:09:31Skinny dipping? You, who won't take your jeans off on the beach?!

0:09:31 > 0:09:34- That's not all... - Life in the old dog yet, eh, Ricky?!

0:09:34 > 0:09:38- You wasn't with another girl? You said, "That's not all..." - I got sacked...

0:09:38 > 0:09:40then fined, and then deported.

0:09:40 > 0:09:45They took all the cash I'd saved. I just managed to get enough for the air fare home.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47It's all gone.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Can no-one have a private conversation in here?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54It's not just that.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57The bailiffs are coming tomorrow,

0:09:57 > 0:09:59they're probably going to kick Pat out the house.

0:09:59 > 0:10:05She got in a right mess over these loans, she was relying on the Dubai cash to help her out a bit.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Five months my kids have been without a dad. And for what?!

0:10:10 > 0:10:14- You're useless! You're a big, useless...- Do you know how long they've been without a mum?

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Do you know what damage you've caused them kids?

0:10:17 > 0:10:21I love my kids! It was being a good mum that's landed me in here.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25No, it's being a hot-headed nutter that's got you in here!

0:10:25 > 0:10:27I just hope they get over it.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Them kids you love are about to lose their house,

0:10:30 > 0:10:33while you're banging on about barnets and Peter Andre.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35I never knew.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Because you don't listen!

0:10:37 > 0:10:39You're stubborn.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Your temper, your mouth.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43You're selfish.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Ricky!- That's why I went to Dubai in the first place,

0:10:46 > 0:10:47because you screwed up.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51- You just do what you want, just like you always do.- And why's that?

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Cos it's like being married to a dishcloth sometimes!

0:10:54 > 0:10:57"What shall we get Morgan for his birthday? When's dinner?"

0:10:57 > 0:11:01Who's going to deal with the scumbag that slept with my mum and kid, eh?!

0:11:01 > 0:11:04I'm loud, stubborn and angry cos I've had to be!

0:11:08 > 0:11:11This girl in Dubai...

0:11:11 > 0:11:13the one I went swimming with...

0:11:13 > 0:11:16- But you just said...- No, nothing happened. But, y'know, it could've.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19And you know how that made me feel?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Just like the old Ricky Butcher.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25Before housing benefits, before chicken nuggets,

0:11:25 > 0:11:27before prison waiting rooms.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Before me?

0:11:29 > 0:11:31When do you ever tell me you love me?

0:11:31 > 0:11:34- All the time!- Only when your back's up against the wall.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38Do you think normal people walk about saying, "I adore you," all the time?

0:11:38 > 0:11:39Me and Sam did.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41SHE GASPS

0:11:41 > 0:11:42Are you trying to hurt me, Ricky?

0:11:42 > 0:11:46I ain't saying I blame you for this mess we've got in. It's both of us.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51I don't know what to do.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Or if it's worth trying.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59I hate you, do you know that?

0:11:59 > 0:12:04I hate you! Get him out of here! And do you know what?

0:12:04 > 0:12:07The old Ricky Butcher is just as much of a muppet as the new one!

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Get him out!

0:12:09 > 0:12:10And I want a divorce!

0:12:16 > 0:12:19What's your favourite?

0:12:19 > 0:12:23Now that I keep somewhere special.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30There.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Wow.

0:12:32 > 0:12:33Is it from Granddad Frank?

0:12:35 > 0:12:39Dad misses him as well, don't he?

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Yeah, I expect he does.

0:12:42 > 0:12:46Do you think he would've come to my concert if he weren't dead?

0:12:46 > 0:12:51Oh, I think he'd have clapped louder than anybody else,

0:12:51 > 0:12:53and then he'd have cried like a baby.

0:12:53 > 0:12:54SHE LAUGHS

0:12:54 > 0:12:56He sounds crazy.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58He was!

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Well, he'd have to be to buy me these.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Look!

0:13:05 > 0:13:10Nine pence off a bucket and spade stall in Clacton.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Blimey. You only have to look at a bit of old costume jewellery,

0:13:14 > 0:13:20and you go back 50-odd years, live the moment all over again.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Do me a favour, do you think you can fix this?

0:13:29 > 0:13:32I've tried to wash it, and I've spilt red wine on it.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34It's one of Amy's favourites.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Hev?

0:13:36 > 0:13:37Oh.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44PHONE RINGS

0:13:44 > 0:13:47- Oh, you come to do your washing?- No.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Hey, I was just thinking about you.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52- You're not going to believe what Jack's doing.- Course not.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56You're going back to Southend, so why would you want to do your washing?

0:13:57 > 0:13:59You've come to say goodbye, then?

0:13:59 > 0:14:01You seem quite keen to get me back there.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03It's where you live, innit?

0:14:25 > 0:14:29Well, I never thought I'd have potato dinosaurs in my shopping basket.

0:14:29 > 0:14:34Morgan bites bits out and pretends he's discovered a new species.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Wow. Kids are amazing, aren't they?

0:14:37 > 0:14:38You being sarcastic?

0:14:38 > 0:14:41I'd stick to the blackcurrant if I were you.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44You don't want Bobby going to school with a hangover, do you?

0:14:44 > 0:14:48Or is it a romantic night in with you, Ian and that naughty nightie?

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Oh, is that why they sent you back from Dubai?

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Crimes to comedy?

0:14:52 > 0:14:55So...why did you come back then?

0:14:55 > 0:14:57After all that time?

0:14:59 > 0:15:02- You look exactly the same.- So do you.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05Well, if I kinda close one eye, squint a bit,

0:15:05 > 0:15:07and imagine a greasy ponytail.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09So, what you doing now?

0:15:09 > 0:15:13I am catching up with an old friend.

0:15:13 > 0:15:14Me?

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Yes, you!

0:15:18 > 0:15:19Andrew!

0:15:19 > 0:15:23I was, er, just getting my tools out the van.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26I didn't want you to go back to Southend without...

0:15:26 > 0:15:27Oh!

0:15:34 > 0:15:36HE EXHALES

0:15:36 > 0:15:38I, erm...

0:15:38 > 0:15:42wouldn't want to leave expensive tools in the back of the van,

0:15:42 > 0:15:45not if it's going to be parked up for a while.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46Parked up?

0:15:46 > 0:15:48I'm staying around.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Oh, wow.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53I must be a really good kisser.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Actually, I'd already decided.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58But...no complaints from this corner.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06- You OK?- Yeah.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08I felt 'em!

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Butterflies!

0:16:12 > 0:16:14HE BURPS

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Nice(!)

0:16:16 > 0:16:18You can take the boy out of Walford, eh...?

0:16:19 > 0:16:22But he'll keep coming back.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24So, why Ian Beale then?

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Why are you with Bianca?

0:16:26 > 0:16:29What about when you have to, y'know?

0:16:29 > 0:16:31- I mean, do you...- Ricky!

0:16:31 > 0:16:35Some people need more than sex to have a good relationship.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37What, you?! Yeah, right!

0:16:37 > 0:16:39I'm surprised I got out alive last time.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42That was years ago.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45Can we talk about something else please?

0:16:45 > 0:16:46Yeah.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49But you didn't answer my question about Ian Beale.

0:16:49 > 0:16:53OK, well, I like knowing if it's going to end,

0:16:53 > 0:16:55it's going to be me that ends it.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57I've never had that before.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59You was always the one who started stuff.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02Do you remember when you talked me into getting off my face,

0:17:02 > 0:17:06then you just sat there and laughed at me for ages at the state I was in?

0:17:06 > 0:17:08I never forced you!

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Listen, you were always the one who started it.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Wait there! Don't drink no more.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21I've got plans for you, Butcher.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Come on, take 'em off.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33Oh. But I like listening to all your stories about your jewels.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Well, that's all they are, stories.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39This is just a...load of old tin.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43Hardly fill the fridge with what this lot's worth.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Thought you said they were special?

0:17:46 > 0:17:51Tiffany, promise me something... don't get soft when you get old.

0:17:51 > 0:17:55You're not old! You still wear lipstick and get drunk.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58SHE LAUGHS

0:17:59 > 0:18:03- Tiffany Butcher! You...!- What?

0:18:07 > 0:18:12Listen, how do you fancy going to Clacton tomorrow? All the family?

0:18:12 > 0:18:16- And get the day off school? - Get out of this place and make some new memories!

0:18:16 > 0:18:17Yes!

0:18:19 > 0:18:23Lauren, just ring me back or text me, even.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25And just let me know you're OK.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Please, cos I'm getting really worried now.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Hey, just the lady!

0:18:32 > 0:18:35All right, that'll do. Great, lovely jubbly.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Right, come on, you, come on, got to get up. Come with me.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40- Put the phone away.- What?! - Put the phone away.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Right, now, close your eyes.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Right, let's do this!

0:18:45 > 0:18:49OK, all right. Watch out. There's a little tree to your right there.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Yeah, that's it. Watch it, all right!

0:18:51 > 0:18:54All right, all right, little curb, little curb, little curb.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56All right, and turn. And ready...

0:18:56 > 0:18:58One, two three...ta-da!

0:18:58 > 0:19:00What is it?

0:19:00 > 0:19:03Wh...?! You know, bonnet, engine, zim-zimmer, baby!

0:19:03 > 0:19:06I've got the keys to your zimmer, all right? It's a car!

0:19:06 > 0:19:11It's a car, from me to you, for your birthday! It's a car!

0:19:12 > 0:19:16See? Don't let no-one say your man doesn't treat you like a queen, right, sweetheart?

0:19:18 > 0:19:22- Fats, you know I don't drive. - I'll teach you, OK?

0:19:22 > 0:19:26We'll go down to Brighton or something, tunes blaring...

0:19:26 > 0:19:30Oh, and yeah, Mikey done that off the stall.

0:19:31 > 0:19:36- You big softy.- What can I say bruv? Whit, she's my girl.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39- She's my lady. She's mine, all mine. - No, I ain't your girl!

0:19:39 > 0:19:41What?!

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Did I miss something here?

0:19:51 > 0:19:52I've got some news. Can I come in?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55- No, I don't want to hear it. - Trust me, you do.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58I'm not in the mood, all right? Just tell me here.

0:20:00 > 0:20:05OK. I just spoke to Ronnie and she's filed for divorce.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13That's my punishment for cancelling Amy's contact?

0:20:13 > 0:20:16- Come on, as if she'd do that. - You lying about it, I meant.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19I'm sorry but you'll get your solicitor's letter tomorrow.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Now, can I come in, please?

0:20:22 > 0:20:26All right. So, what did she say? Exactly. Roxy!

0:20:26 > 0:20:31Jack, I know what'll take your mind off this divorce. What if we...?

0:20:31 > 0:20:34You and me, we could go and get Amy

0:20:34 > 0:20:36and take her to see Santa, yeah? Or just feed the ducks.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38You know she loves that.

0:20:38 > 0:20:43Jack. I do know how you're feeling and I can help you,

0:20:43 > 0:20:45there's no need for all this...

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Just go. Just go, will you?

0:21:00 > 0:21:03- You all right? - I was just about to go.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Yeah, yeah. Course you were!

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Very nice, by the way.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08Come on.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13Look, I know Bianca does my nut in but...

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Oh, no, no. Ricky, relax.

0:21:15 > 0:21:19It's not your body I'm after, it's your youth.

0:21:19 > 0:21:20Are you mad?

0:21:20 > 0:21:25Well, you already know the answer to that one! Come on.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33- Red let me in. - Shouldn't have bothered.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40Your fella breaks his backside to get you a present

0:21:40 > 0:21:42most girls would wet themselves over.

0:21:42 > 0:21:43What do you do?

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Fling a massive strop.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47You know nothing about nothing.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49I'll tell you what I do know.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Some girls don't deserve to be treated nice.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54You've got no right coming round here

0:21:54 > 0:21:56and talking to me like that!

0:21:56 > 0:21:59- You've no right to mug my mate off. - He wants to own me! I don't want that.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01He just bought you a car.

0:22:01 > 0:22:05Yeah, and he put a label on it so now everyone thinks I belong to him.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07I don't belong to anyone. Why don't you just get out?

0:22:07 > 0:22:09You carry on.

0:22:09 > 0:22:13Carry on blaming every decent bloke for what that toe-rag did to you.

0:22:13 > 0:22:17Yeah, cos you know what's going on in my head, do you?

0:22:17 > 0:22:18Course you do.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21What was it you said to me before? That I needed therapy?

0:22:21 > 0:22:25You thought you'd come round, save me a few quid and do it yourself?

0:22:25 > 0:22:29All I'm saying is not every bloke is on some mission to screw you up.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32- I know Fatboy would never hurt me. - Then, stop acting like a victim.

0:22:32 > 0:22:37Or let some other girl have him cos they will, you know.

0:22:43 > 0:22:48DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Still wish you were in Dubai?

0:23:02 > 0:23:06You know what? No matter what happens -

0:23:06 > 0:23:10wives, husbands, chippies and prisons,

0:23:10 > 0:23:14they'll never take these times away from us! Never.

0:23:16 > 0:23:17Ricky?

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Ricky?

0:23:21 > 0:23:23I can't breathe!

0:23:23 > 0:23:27Phil, I want you to tell Jack you'll stop all this nonsense, OK?

0:23:27 > 0:23:31Phil, the divorce is making him worse.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34I was going to offer you a pint. Billy's having one.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37- Billy ain't got the sense he was born with.- Phil.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39- I think you might be right there.- Oi!

0:23:39 > 0:23:42There's not many blokes'd take the rap when their cousin fits them up.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45We're sorting out some family stuff here.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Big on family, ain't you, Phil, eh?

0:23:47 > 0:23:49- Loyalty. United we stand.- You what?

0:23:49 > 0:23:53Phil, please, ignore him, OK? I'm trying to talk to you here.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56Big man behaviour that, fitting up your own cousin.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Proper top boy stuff.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Do you ever keep your mouth shut, eh?

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Weak.

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Very, very weak.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05He didn't exactly fit me up, Del.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08I thought you and I could share some common ground, similar values.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11Phil Mitchell ain't the man I thought he was.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13And why would I care what you think, eh?

0:24:15 > 0:24:17And don't smile at me.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22You didn't tell me this was going to be a party.

0:24:22 > 0:24:26I had hoped that you two could shake hands,

0:24:26 > 0:24:29but what I've learnt about Mr Mitchell's integrity, Jack,

0:24:29 > 0:24:32I think we should just go.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Now that my ties with that family are finally cut,

0:24:34 > 0:24:35I think you're right.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Hello, hi. Amy...?

0:24:42 > 0:24:44See, you and him? That'd be a fair fight.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47But it ain't just him any more.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50You take on my brother, you take on me.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55You enjoy yourself.

0:24:55 > 0:25:00Cos that's the last laugh you're going to have for a very long time.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Maybe if a girl's ex tried to pimp her out,

0:25:18 > 0:25:22it might make her freak if she thinks the next one's trying to buy her.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25Hold tight, bruv, hold tight. What you on about?

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Are you trying to say, like, I'm one of those nasty guys?

0:25:28 > 0:25:30You trying to say I'm like that guy...?

0:25:42 > 0:25:45- Hi.- I thought I was having a heart attack.

0:25:45 > 0:25:49- But you didn't mention anything about...?- Oh, yeah. She said it was quite common,

0:25:49 > 0:25:54you know, for middle-aged men popping pills in allotment sheds!

0:25:55 > 0:25:56Thanks, again.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58I'll know what to do next time.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01Breathe in and out a paper bag, yeah?

0:26:01 > 0:26:03No, it's drugs advice information.

0:26:03 > 0:26:09Though we normally hand them out to patients quite a lot younger than you.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11SHE LAUGHS

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Oh, come on, Mandy, pick up.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18Bobby wants you to help him with his homework -

0:26:18 > 0:26:19history of the Christmas pudding.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22- With pictures.- Can't it wait? - More important stuff to do?

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Not jealous, are you, Jane?

0:26:24 > 0:26:28I'm very happy you've found love, Ian.

0:26:28 > 0:26:33And I'm happy you've found Masood. It's obvious we've both moved on.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36If we're so happy, why don't we go for a drink? Tomorrow.

0:26:36 > 0:26:40Even better. Let's have a meal. The four of us.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42I'll cook. You can come over.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Great!

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Great!

0:26:48 > 0:26:49Oh, no!

0:26:55 > 0:26:57This is the best present ever.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Sometimes...

0:27:04 > 0:27:08..in my head, this mad stuff takes over.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13It's like I forget what's normal.

0:27:14 > 0:27:15It's OK.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18I mean, I understand.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21It's all forgotten, babe, OK?

0:27:24 > 0:27:27Right! You know what this means, don't you?

0:27:27 > 0:27:31It means that Fats is rolling shotgun, OK?

0:27:38 > 0:27:40There you go, sweetheart.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59Right. OK, let's do this!

0:28:00 > 0:28:03Lovely jubbly. All right, that was great.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06Mate, no. Not that one yet. You don't...

0:28:06 > 0:28:07I'm sorry.

0:28:10 > 0:28:12You're not a muppet.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17You're my Ricky. I love you.

0:28:21 > 0:28:23PHONE BEEPS

0:28:24 > 0:28:27Oh, come on, at least we had a laugh.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29A laugh? You nearly killed me!

0:28:31 > 0:28:34Some stuck-up nurse thinking I'm Britain's oldest raver.

0:28:34 > 0:28:37- You're hilarious.- Ain't I just?

0:28:37 > 0:28:40Stupid Ricky Butcher, what a fool.

0:28:41 > 0:28:45I'm just a laughing stock, ain't I? Just a joke.

0:28:45 > 0:28:47How did it end up like this?

0:28:47 > 0:28:50You ain't a joke, Ricky. Not to me.

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