16/12/2011

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0:00:32 > 0:00:34Can we go on the rides? Can we?

0:00:34 > 0:00:38Yeah. Course you can. Suppose you want some money, don't ya?

0:00:38 > 0:00:40- There you go.- Yeah!

0:00:41 > 0:00:44- You're very quiet.- Am I?

0:00:44 > 0:00:47You still thinking about your row with Bianca?

0:00:47 > 0:00:50- Yeah.- Forget it. Forget about the lot of it.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51That's why we're here, ain't it?

0:00:51 > 0:00:56It'll take more than a day in Clacton to make me forget the bailiffs knocking on the door.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17# It's the right time

0:01:17 > 0:01:22# It's the bright time to rock the night away... #

0:01:22 > 0:01:25It's a black ladies' two-piece business suit.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28There can't be many of them back there!

0:01:28 > 0:01:31# ..A swell time to go riding in a one-horse sleigh... #

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Don't I pay you to clean,

0:01:33 > 0:01:35and not show off your varicose veins?

0:01:35 > 0:01:37My cleaning shift has finished

0:01:37 > 0:01:41and I am not due at the surgery till 12 o'clock.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Not that it's going to be much fun now Dr Khan is leaving.- Is this it?

0:01:44 > 0:01:49Oh, yes, at last. It took you a whole five minutes.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51It'll take a lot longer next time

0:01:51 > 0:01:54if you don't keep a civil tongue in your head. That'll be £7.50.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57And it went like this, then like that.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Oh, Dot, I've remembered the whole routine.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03The only thing you'll get me doing at Christmas is the hokey cokey,

0:02:03 > 0:02:06and I have difficulty remembering whether it's in, out or shake it all about.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Ta. Did you go and see 'em off?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Who?

0:02:10 > 0:02:14Well, Pat and Ricky and everyone. They've gone for the day to Clacton.

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Oh, Clacton.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19Getting your knees brown, eating winkles with a pin.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21No, I didn't know that they'd gone.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24I thought with you being one of the family and everything...

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Mind you, Whitney ain't gone, on account of her college work.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Thank you very much for reminding me, once again,

0:02:30 > 0:02:32that I'm not part of that family.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Bit late for your Christmas card list.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49I'm just trying to work things out, be practical.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53"Carol - Jack's"?

0:02:53 > 0:02:56I thought you could move in with him when I lose the house.

0:02:56 > 0:03:02For starters, I'm not moving in with him. Give me that.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06We came away to take our mind off things, remember?

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Another couple of years, they'll realise there's not much to laugh about.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Remember them days?

0:03:13 > 0:03:17When you didn't have a care, life was just a blank piece of paper...

0:03:17 > 0:03:20It all started for me here, you know.

0:03:20 > 0:03:21What? Clacton?

0:03:21 > 0:03:25Mm. Holiday camp. Miss Butlins 1958.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29It's where I first met Frank.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Every time I come here, it brings it all back.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39It always smells the same, sounds the same,

0:03:39 > 0:03:41even if it don't look the same.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48I only have to close my eyes

0:03:48 > 0:03:51and I'm...16 again.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Wiggling along the prom,

0:03:53 > 0:03:56thinking I'm the bee's knees!

0:03:56 > 0:03:58And the boys all wolf whistling at me two-piece!

0:03:58 > 0:04:01So that's why we're here? So you can get nostalgic.

0:04:01 > 0:04:06No. No, we're here to forget, like I said.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08But sometimes forgetting one thing,

0:04:08 > 0:04:11you end up remembering a load of other stuff.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34They're not in.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37They're all on a fun-filled trip to Clacton.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41Oh, right. Ricky gone as well, then, has he?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Oh yeah, yeah, the whole clan. Apparently.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05SHE SPEAKS IN HINDI

0:05:14 > 0:05:17You'll never believe what she said.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Are you doing this on purpose? - Sorry?

0:05:20 > 0:05:24You know I have to finish this surgery work for my replacement.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Give me the phone.- What for? - This is important.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44I don't know why I agreed to it.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47The last thing I want to do is be nice to Mandy across a table.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51- Should I just tell Ian we can't come?- If you want.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57Sorry. Here's me rattling on about some stupid dinner party

0:05:57 > 0:05:58when you're worried about Kamil.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01I'll always be worried about Kamil.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03But not today.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06I'll fight. I'll make Zainab change her mind.

0:06:06 > 0:06:11- But not today. Today is about this. - What's that for?

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Oh, it's a surprise. For you.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17- I love surprises! - Well, that s good to know.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20So long as they're a good surprise. Ian was one for surprises.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22But they often turned out to be, well...not good.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26Oh, well, this one is good. We're going on a picnic.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30- In December? - Oh, it's the perfect month for it!

0:06:30 > 0:06:33- And what will you get if you get cold?- A chesty cough?

0:06:33 > 0:06:39- No. A cuddle.- Brrrr! I've just come over all chilly.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48- Can we play on the beach? - Yeah, come on, then.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Liam, come on. - I'll play with them. Not you.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Oi, Liam.- He's the reason we're being chucked out onto the streets!

0:06:57 > 0:07:01No, he ain't. I think you'll find that's me.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05He was supposed to come back with money, but he never. Cos he's useless!

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Right, come on, then.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10I'll race you to the beach!

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Come on, then.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14He's just being mouthy. Just being a kid.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18- Ricky knows that.- It's not taking your mind off it, is it?

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Bianca will be out soon, she'll sort out Ricky and the kids.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26- You shouldn't have to worry about them.- Neither should you.- Me?

0:07:26 > 0:07:31- It's what I do. I'll go to my grave worrying about someone or other. - What do I do?

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Sit around counting earrings?

0:07:33 > 0:07:36D'you know, it's at times like this

0:07:36 > 0:07:39I could do with a man around to lean on.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41I know that's not the right-on thing to say.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Because we're strong, independent women.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45We don't need men.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Well, I'm sorry, sometimes I do.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53I'd give anything to have Frank or Roy around right now.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Listen to me! It's this place!

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Everywhere I look I see ghosts.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04I should have put more vinegar on these chips!

0:08:11 > 0:08:15I wonder what culinary hell we'll be put through tonight.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- I thought Ian was a good cook. - Oh, the food will be delicious.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22It's the smug sauce he'll be serving with it that'll turn your stomach.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Sorry. I keep talking about Ian, don't I?

0:08:25 > 0:08:28You know, when they rescue people who've been held captive,

0:08:28 > 0:08:33they get them to talk about their kidnappers. It helps.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34I don't feel so bad now!

0:08:34 > 0:08:39We're bound to talk about our exes.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43I know you don't want to talk about it today,

0:08:43 > 0:08:46but Zainab can't take Kamil out of the country

0:08:46 > 0:08:50- without you agreeing, surely? - I still don't think they'll go.

0:08:50 > 0:08:55But if they do, I'll have to follow. You know that, don't you?

0:08:55 > 0:08:58I mean, clearly I'm not going to give up.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Yeah, I know.- I'm sorry.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07I just wanted to do something nice for you and I just made you sad.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09You make me so happy, you do.

0:09:09 > 0:09:18It's just...now I've got you, I don't want to let you go.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Come on, Morgan!

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Sea air. Meant to be good for you.

0:09:36 > 0:09:40Mind you, I'd rather have the air in a pub right now.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Oh, Liam, give him a bit of slack.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45He's blaming himself enough as it is.

0:09:45 > 0:09:50- Why can't we be a normal family, eh? - Normal? Where's the fun in that?

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Why don't you go down there and join in?

0:09:57 > 0:10:02- Don't want to.- Fair enough, you're the one missing out.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09Here, kids, you going to go in the sea?

0:10:09 > 0:10:12It's freezing!

0:10:12 > 0:10:14You'll go for a paddle, won't you, Tiff?

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Yeah!

0:10:16 > 0:10:20If they get a cold before Christmas, it's your fault.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24Oh, come on, don't you tell me you've never kicked your shoes off

0:10:24 > 0:10:27and splashed about with some boy. I know I have!

0:10:27 > 0:10:31I'd give anything to be down there, feeling the sand between my toes.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Go on, what's stopping you?

0:10:34 > 0:10:38They don't want an old bird spoiling their fun.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Age sneaks up on you, you know.

0:10:43 > 0:10:48But I tell you something - in here, you're always a kid.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Come on, Liam, let's get some ice creams.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12You two still on for tonight?

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Looking forward to it!

0:11:17 > 0:11:21- Yusef, no! Yusef, please!- Yes. I want him to hear the good news from us.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22- Masood.- What?

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Just so you know, we've managed to speed things up

0:11:25 > 0:11:28- and we're leaving for Pakistan in a couple of weeks.- Two weeks!

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Come on, we've got an appointment.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33How can you do this, Zainab? Taking Kamil to another country?

0:11:33 > 0:11:36This is a private matter. Nothing to do with you.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39- Don't speak to her like that! - It's got everything to do with me!

0:11:39 > 0:11:42I can see how much it's hurting Masood, when he's done nothing.

0:11:42 > 0:11:46Nothing? And I suppose you've done nothing as well?

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- It started with you two sneaking off together.- Change the record!

0:11:49 > 0:11:52We were friends, that's all. But you can't understand that -

0:11:52 > 0:11:53you don't have any friends!

0:11:53 > 0:11:56- I've got plenty, thank you! - Really? Where are they?

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Where are they? You lock yourself away for days,

0:11:59 > 0:12:02- and when you do step out of the house, you're in his shadow!- Zainab.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05I'm not going to let you take my son.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08- Masood has rights. Kamil has rights! - What about Bobby?

0:12:08 > 0:12:11- Didn't stop you abandoning him! - I never! He's always been to see me.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13- Come away.- Jane, let's go.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16Children need their parents! Mother and father.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Kamil has got Yusef, then!

0:12:18 > 0:12:20He has me!

0:12:20 > 0:12:23People are watching. Come on, Zainab.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Masood, take Jane away. - You don't tell me what to do.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28I do when it concerns my wife. Come on, Zainab.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30You're ruining lives!

0:12:30 > 0:12:32You'd know all about that, Jane!

0:12:32 > 0:12:35- What do you think you're doing? - Telling her she's in the wrong!

0:12:35 > 0:12:38- I'm standing up for you! - You're making matters worse!

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Waves come in. Waves go out.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Yeah.

0:12:52 > 0:12:56Be nice if they washed our troubles away as easy, wouldn't it?

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Don't worry about Bianca.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Her being in prison, there's bound to be the odd fight.

0:13:01 > 0:13:06But it don't mean anything. We all know she's mad about you.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Just like you're mad about her.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12- Pat, I...- What?

0:13:16 > 0:13:19I'd give anything to pay that debt off for you.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23Oh, that would only keep them at bay for a little while, darling.

0:13:23 > 0:13:27But it's all right, I've had an idea.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30I know what I've got to do.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34You're a good boy, Ricky.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37And you're a good mum.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Well, if you can't help your kids...

0:13:40 > 0:13:43I don't mean just David and Simon.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46You've been a good mum to me too.

0:13:48 > 0:13:53And, you know, I know I don't say it often enough, but...thanks.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Come on. Let's get back to reality.

0:14:16 > 0:14:17I'm so sorry I lost it.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21I just hate the way Zainab's controlling your life!

0:14:21 > 0:14:24Oh, the last thing I need right now is to spend the evening

0:14:24 > 0:14:25with Ian and his trophy girlfriend!

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Come here.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36I'm not going to let that man ruin my life any more.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38I'm going to phone my solicitor this afternoon.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41I'll fight for my son. MY son.

0:14:43 > 0:14:48But tonight, one of our exes is holding out the hand of friendship,

0:14:48 > 0:14:49and I think we should take it.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53We should eat his food and laugh at his jokes.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55They're never funny.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59We can hold hands under the table.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04That sounds nice.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15- My wife does not scream in the street!- You're blaming me?!

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- She attacked me!- My wife is dignified! She walks away!

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- I'm just meant to ignore that? - Yes! I told you to stop!

0:15:21 > 0:15:23I told you, and you carried on in front of that man!

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Well, I'm sorry, but if someone is going to attack me,

0:15:26 > 0:15:29- I can't just turn my back on them. - Yes, you can!

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Well, you shouldn't have broken the news to Masood like that.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33You're blaming me?

0:15:33 > 0:15:39No, I'm... I am just saying that Masood was bound to be upset.

0:15:39 > 0:15:44- He loves Kamil.- That man is going to be breathing down our necks forever.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47What do you expect? Because we're taking him away from him.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49He doesn't want ME back. He wants Kamil.

0:15:49 > 0:15:53- Then give the boy to him!- What? - If that's what it takes for us to be free of Masood,

0:15:53 > 0:15:57it's a small price to pay! Offload the boy and then we can be free.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00He'll only ever be an outcast to me anyway.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Oh, Yusef, I'm so sorry! Yusef, I'm really, really sorry!

0:16:11 > 0:16:15You made me do this. You made me hit you!

0:16:15 > 0:16:19Is that what you want? Is that what you're used to?

0:16:19 > 0:16:21If you raise your hand to me again, Zainab,

0:16:21 > 0:16:23- I will take Kamil and I will get rid of him myself!- No!

0:16:23 > 0:16:24And Tamwar too.

0:16:24 > 0:16:29If you bring him into this, I won't be responsible for my actions.

0:16:30 > 0:16:34- You understand me?- Yes! Yes, I'm sorry!- Do you understand me?

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Yusef, Yusef, please, no! Yusef!

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Why couldn't we have stayed in Clacton for ever?

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Cos this is where we live.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Will all our stuff be chucked outside?

0:16:58 > 0:17:01- What?- That s what I heard you say to Nana Pat.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05When we get back, the men will have been and all our stuff will be dumped outside.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07No, love, it won't be like that.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10I don't mind. We've been homeless before,

0:17:10 > 0:17:13but Dad wasn't with us then, so it'll be better this time.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Yeah, cos he does a great job of looking after us, don't he(?)

0:17:16 > 0:17:21- Liam!- What? Another great Christmas this is going to be(!)

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Go on, love, you go ahead.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30I've got somebody I need to see.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33- Who?- I am entitled to a private life, aren't I?

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Go on. They'll want their teas.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52There, you see, that was a funny joke.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55You know what? Jane never used to find my jokes funny.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Oh, I found the more I drank, the funnier they became.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Top me up, please.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04You know, this is gorgeous, Ian, it really is.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06One of the great things about Ian, Mandy, is you'll never have to cook,

0:18:06 > 0:18:10which for me was massive - you know, cooking all day in the cafe.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Yeah. My mum's cafe, the one you sold to Phil.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16It's all water under the bridge now, Ian.

0:18:16 > 0:18:21I mean, come on, look at us, sat around the same table.

0:18:21 > 0:18:22Being adults.

0:18:22 > 0:18:28- Yeah.- Yeah. Yeah, I mean it's really good, especially for Bobby.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31Absolutely. And you two are happy.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Engaged and everything.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36And me and Masood, well...

0:18:36 > 0:18:41- We're just enjoying really getting to know each other, aren't we?- Oh, yeah.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44It's all worked out for the best, hasn't it?

0:18:44 > 0:18:46You've got the sensitive man you can talk to

0:18:46 > 0:18:49and I've got the girl of my dreams.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54- What?- (Hand.)

0:19:09 > 0:19:14- Hello, Patty.- Janine.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17D'you know, I think we must have had a really bad reception,

0:19:17 > 0:19:19cos I could swear when we spoke on the phone

0:19:19 > 0:19:20that you asked for my help.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24You know I wouldn't be here if I had any other option.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28You don't even try to disguise your contempt for me, do you?

0:19:28 > 0:19:32- I don't need a row. - Well, you NEED something.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36How was Clacton?

0:19:36 > 0:19:38It was a last-minute thing, you know, treat for the kids.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Oh, fun and frolics for all the family.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Very clever, the way you always manage to remind me I'm an outsider.

0:19:44 > 0:19:48- Don't be daft.- You know what I really, really love about you, Pat?

0:19:48 > 0:19:51The way that I'm dead to you one minute,

0:19:51 > 0:19:55and the next, you're crawling like a little snake,

0:19:55 > 0:19:57asking for my help.

0:19:57 > 0:19:58So what is it this time?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Tiffany needs a new pair of shoes?

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Or maybe little Morgan needs a crust of bread?

0:20:03 > 0:20:06I took out a loan on the house. to help my son Simon,

0:20:06 > 0:20:11and now I've had this letter.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17They say they'll repossess the house if I don't pay the money back.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19We're expecting the bailiffs any minute.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25How much?

0:20:25 > 0:20:29Um... Fif...Fifty grand.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44It's that simple?

0:20:44 > 0:20:49You wouldn't ask me if you weren't desperate.

0:20:53 > 0:20:57- I don't know what to say. - You don't need to say anything.

0:21:03 > 0:21:07It was a chicken. It was a china chicken to keep eggs in.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10- Happy Christmas, Jane(!) - It was a collectable piece!

0:21:10 > 0:21:14And then the next year it was a set of oven mitts and matching apron.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17- Like I didn't have enough aprons! - That was a joke present!

0:21:17 > 0:21:22D'you know what? You are just remembering what you want to remember.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24I've had some corkers in my time.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Let's see - black eyes, stolen handbags.

0:21:27 > 0:21:32- Oh no, no, wait - I did have a guy once that gave me a puppy.- Ahh.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Ate my selection box and puked in my face.

0:21:35 > 0:21:39Yeah, well, there won't be any more rubbish presents.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42- Not now you're with me. - Oh, please.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Make the most of it, Mandy, because once he's got that wedding ring

0:21:44 > 0:21:45on your finger, you'll see the real Ian.

0:21:45 > 0:21:50Why don't you have some water? You don't want a headache in the morning.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Oh. Did you see that, Mandy?

0:21:52 > 0:21:54He cares about me. He really does.

0:21:54 > 0:21:58Isn't he lovely? Onwards and upwards, no question.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Yeah. He lives in a B&B.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03He could live in the gutter for all I care,

0:22:03 > 0:22:06cos he makes me happy.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09And you do, Masood, you make me really, really happy.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12- That's nice.- And I know you always will.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15You know, I was thinking last night.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18Working out where we'll all be in ten years' time, you know.

0:22:18 > 0:22:22Me and Mas. Well, I was thinking we'll have a successful business.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Asian fusion restaurant.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27and a little house not so far away.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31Not too big but with a little garden for Bobby and Kamil to play in.

0:22:31 > 0:22:35And we'll travel the world and have lovely holidays.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Starting with our honeymoon.

0:22:38 > 0:22:43You... You've really thought about this, haven't you?

0:22:43 > 0:22:47But you can't get married, can you? Well, you're both from different religions.

0:22:47 > 0:22:51I know that sort of stuff doesn't bother you, but it does you.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55- So I'll convert. - Yeah, right!

0:22:58 > 0:22:59Yeah, that's what I'll do.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02I'll become a Muslim.

0:23:02 > 0:23:06DRAINS GLASS AND SLAMS ON TABLE

0:23:49 > 0:23:50Where are you going?

0:23:59 > 0:24:04- I need some milk. - There's no need to take Kamil. It's cold out.

0:24:06 > 0:24:07Give him to me.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Give him to me, Zainab.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Don't be long.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36Uh...I forgot the money.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38I'll have some paperwork drawn up first thing.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41- Paperwork?- Well, I need some security, Pat. You must realise that.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43In case you miss a repayment.

0:25:43 > 0:25:48- What sort of security? - Uh, your house, of course.

0:25:48 > 0:25:53I mean, we all need a little bit of security sometimes, don't we?

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Night-night. Sleep tight.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Well, it's been... it's been fun.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Yeah, yeah. We should return the favour.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45Yeah. I mean, no rush, though.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48- No. No.- You're not going, are you?

0:26:48 > 0:26:51- I've got some champagne. - Bubbles.

0:26:51 > 0:26:52We should go.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54Why have we got champagne?

0:26:54 > 0:26:57Because I've got an announcement to make.

0:26:59 > 0:27:04- What kind of announcement? - The best kind. Now I was gonna tell you later on,

0:27:04 > 0:27:08but I thought, well, we're amongst friends, aren't we?

0:27:08 > 0:27:13I had a call earlier on, from the registrar. He's had a cancellation and I've taken it.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17So we can get married. Surprise!

0:27:22 > 0:27:24- When?- Monday.

0:27:24 > 0:27:28Well, we know that we want to marry each other.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31And this is the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.

0:27:31 > 0:27:35See, Jane, you're not the only one with a life plan.

0:27:46 > 0:27:51- You weren't gone long. - Where's Kamil?

0:27:51 > 0:27:52Playing.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07What you need is coffee, and lots of it.

0:28:10 > 0:28:14- Do Muslims drink coffee? - Only if it's halal.

0:28:19 > 0:28:24Did you see the look on Mandy's face?

0:28:24 > 0:28:27Like a turkey realising it's Christmas.

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