0:00:38 > 0:00:41Pat?
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Right here, darling. Right here.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45How you feeling?
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Like I've done nine rounds with Mo Harris!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Don't look so worried.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55A couple of days in here and I'll be as right as rain, won't I?
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Yeah, course you will.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00If I can survive Lou Beale as a mother-in-law,
0:01:00 > 0:01:02cancer's a walk in the park.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04But Ricky...
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Don't tell anybody. I mean it, you promise?
0:01:10 > 0:01:15All my life I've been gossiped about in that Square.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18The last thing I need right now is a sympathy parade.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Anyway, you haven't got time to be fretting about me.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26We've got to figure out how to pay madam back.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Don't worry about that.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32There's a battered old Jackie Collins next to me bed.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34There's 30 quid stuffed in there.
0:01:36 > 0:01:42- You'll be all right, won't you? - If Peggy Mitchell can come out of this fighting, so can I.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48I love you, Pat.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Go on. Go on, away with you.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Blimey, Jean. How many kids we got comin'?
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Oh!
0:02:14 > 0:02:19- You think I've made too much, don't you?- I think we're going to be eating sausage rolls till Easter.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23It's just that I never got to do this for Stacey or Sean.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27I was always either in bed or in the Co-Op in my nightie.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Tommy's going to love it.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Yeah.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Well, Shenice is blowing up balloons
0:02:33 > 0:02:38and Anthony and Tyler are sorting out more bunting.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42And Mo has put herself in charge of entertainment.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Fat Elvis on the bongos.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Bleedin' hell, it's hot in here.
0:02:48 > 0:02:53Mo, are you sure you're up for this? I mean, kiddies entertainer?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55It takes a certain sort of person.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59- What're you trying to say?- It's like asking Shirley Carter to baby-sit.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03You'll be eating your words later, Kat. Them kids'll love me.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Go and relax.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Go on, go and spend time with the birthday boy.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11What would I do without you, eh?
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Where is Tommy?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21And, more to the point, where's Alfie?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Shall I tell you something?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26You see down here, just there. That's where you was born.
0:03:26 > 0:03:31That's right. There was Mo and there was Grandad Charlie.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33They were puffing away, they were going...
0:03:33 > 0:03:39- HE PUFFS - We were jumping up and down as well. We were panicking. Just like that.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43It was incredible. And your mum, your mum squeezed my hand so much,
0:03:43 > 0:03:46you know I could hardly pour a pint for a whole year.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50But, you know what, I've got one regret. You know what it is?
0:03:50 > 0:03:55That the first person you saw was Mo. You will have nightmares about that for the rest of you life,
0:03:55 > 0:03:57but I will get you through it.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59But you know what happened then?
0:03:59 > 0:04:04Your mum wrapped you in a Queen Vic tea towel and put you in my arms.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07And I looked in your eyes, like that, give me kisses.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11You made me the luckiest and proudest daddy
0:04:11 > 0:04:14in the whole wide world.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Yes, you did. Yes, you did. I was so lucky and proud.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Oh, look who's here, Mummy's here.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Just showing Tommy where he was born. Weren't I, mate?
0:04:21 > 0:04:25This year ain't exactly been a walk in the park, has it?
0:04:25 > 0:04:31What do you reckon, Tommy? What's this year going to be like? Tell me. Whisper. Really?
0:04:31 > 0:04:34He thinks we're going do brilliant at the Olympics... Woah!
0:04:34 > 0:04:37And the Hammers going to Europe! Come on, you Irons!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Yes.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41And what about us?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Here Tommy, what about me and Mummy, eh?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46What do you think? Let me see.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Oh, Tommy reckons me and you are going to do just fine.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Mrs Evans.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57I'm Daniel Etheridge. Consultant oncologist.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Been waiting all morning for you.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- How are you feeling? - Bored and ready to go home.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06So what's the verdict?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Yesterday's scan established the presence of several tumours.
0:05:09 > 0:05:15Further examination suggests that these originated in your pancreas.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17What does that mean?
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Well, I'm afraid to say that these tumours have spread quite significantly.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Where exactly?
0:05:25 > 0:05:29There are secondary cancers in your lungs, abdominal cavity
0:05:29 > 0:05:31and your bones.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Oh.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37So, where does that leave me?
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Well, the only treatment options we have are palliative,
0:05:42 > 0:05:46which means we won't be able to stop the disease
0:05:46 > 0:05:48but may be able to slow it down.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52I thought it was just cos I was knocking on a bit, you know?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57My heart the way it is and the odd jippy tummy.
0:05:57 > 0:06:02The angina has made the symptoms of the pulmonary emboli difficult to detect.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Would you like me to call your family, Mrs Evans?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10See if I can get someone to sit with you.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13No. No, no. They've got enough on their plate.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16There are some treatment options I'd like to discuss.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Or would you rather have a moment?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26I'm sorry it wasn't better news.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Haven't you forgotten something?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- You'll get your money. - Yeah, well, make sure I do.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53I'd hate for Pat to incur a late penalty.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57I hear Pat's been up to her old tricks again.
0:06:59 > 0:07:04It's no wonder her ticker's feeling the strain carrying all that excess baggage.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06You don't know nothing, all right!
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Ricky?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09I've got to get back to Bianca.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28What's wrong with you?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- I haven't had a peep out of you since yesterday. - Do you want something?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36- Tommy.- What about him?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39His birthday party at the Vic, or something.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40And you're asking me?
0:07:40 > 0:07:45Yeah, yeah, because I know you like party games and I'm partial to a bit of jelly.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Is someone going soft in their old age?- Please! You're joking.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50That child is a millstone round my neck.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54No, got to keep Alfie sweet, otherwise he'll sniff around for maintenance.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55You know what he's like.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58For Pat.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59For Pat.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Thank you. Oh, yeah, I'm collecting for Pat.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06A bunch of flowers from the stall holders.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09This is ridiculous. The woman has got heartburn, Patrick.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Maybe you should talk to Ricky, eh?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13What about? Do you know what? I've had it.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17I've had it with my family and all their stupid games.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22It's a number for the council's housing list.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25You might want to tell Pat to put her name on it.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Come to gloat, have you?
0:08:32 > 0:08:33I was visiting a friend actually.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Thought I'd pop in, see if you got any grapes going spare.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Hate hospitals.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Brings it right back to me when I lost my Jimmy.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44He was my Jimmy an' all.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Change the record, Patricia.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- You were never good enough for my brother. - This coming from an old brass.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53I always thought it would be the clap that finished you off.
0:08:55 > 0:09:00So, this, this friend you've come to visit. Do I know her?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03You might've seen her around. Brash, tarty,
0:09:03 > 0:09:05too much make-up.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07You can't buy class, Mo Harris.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Used to ponce about in this fake fur coat.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12That weren't fake.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Made her look like a washed-up old trollop.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Green's not a good colour on you.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22What's there to be jealous of?
0:09:22 > 0:09:27I had the looks. The pick of the boys.
0:09:27 > 0:09:32And what did you have? An old lock-up full of knock-offs.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Me and you. We ain't all that different really, are we?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38You take that ba...!
0:09:38 > 0:09:42- SHE COUGHS - I'll get the nurse.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47I'm all right.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50You're a tough old bird, Pat.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Whatever it is, you can beat it, can't you?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Course I can.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01I best be going.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05You keep that chin up, yeah?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07All three of 'em.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17A Jammie Dodger and one of Pat's earrings. Any luck?
0:10:17 > 0:10:1950p and a hair bobble.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Well, it all helps. Here, how about me and you have a girly night?
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Facepacks and I'll do your hair however you like.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28I like the way Nana Pat does it.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Well, you can teach me and it'll be a nice surprise when she gets home.
0:10:31 > 0:10:36- Stick the kettle on, B, I'm parched.- She's in here.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40- What're you all doing here?- Come to pick up a few bargains, innit? - What're you doing!?
0:10:40 > 0:10:45We haven't enough cupboard space as it is. Besides you've not worn half of these in years.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- You can't just go selling my clothes! - There's some of mine in there.
0:10:48 > 0:10:53- If I was you, Carol, you'd want to save some of those granny cardigans for Dee and Dot.- Ha-ha(!)
0:10:53 > 0:10:58Right, so that's 40 I've borrowed from Jack, 30 I've taken out the till. I've left Shirley an IOU.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01I've got 30 that Pat stuffed in her Jackie Collins.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04It's like a trolley dash round the charity shops.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- I went to fashion college, I'll have you know.- Yeah?
0:11:07 > 0:11:11If you'd told me 30 years ago I'd sell the shirt off my back to help Pat Wicks,
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- I'd have laughed in your face. - Should we call David?
0:11:14 > 0:11:19He wouldn't want to know. Besides, what's the point of worrying him if she's on the mend?
0:11:21 > 0:11:26All right, I'll take these leggings, this tarty top and this silver Puffa.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27The Puffa's not for sale.
0:11:27 > 0:11:34You know, I saw Janice earlier. She had a right face on her, she did.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Changing room?
0:11:36 > 0:11:37- Toilet.- Thanks.
0:11:40 > 0:11:45The treatments you were talking about earlier. What are they?
0:11:45 > 0:11:48We've had to rule out radiotherapy as the cancer is too widespread.
0:11:48 > 0:11:53Right. What about chemotherapy?
0:11:53 > 0:11:58Well, it's certainly an option but given the advanced stage of the cancer, this wouldn't be curative.
0:11:58 > 0:12:03There's also a question of whether you would be well enough to withstand the treatment.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- Pat?- He's family. So...
0:12:07 > 0:12:11how much time would the chemotherapy buy me?
0:12:13 > 0:12:17It's difficult to say exactly. Two, three months, maybe.
0:12:18 > 0:12:23- Months?- And there's no guarantee with a cancer this advanced.
0:12:23 > 0:12:28- What's he talking about, Pat? - And the side effects?
0:12:28 > 0:12:33I'm afraid it can be very tough. Both physically and mentally.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Will someone tell me what's going on?
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Why don't I leave you two alone for a moment?
0:12:40 > 0:12:41Pat?
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Right, all we need is Tommy's mates to get here and we're good to go.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54I know. He's growing up so quickly, isn't he?
0:12:54 > 0:12:58Tell me about it. It'll be dirty mags and blackheads in no time.
0:12:58 > 0:13:03When I think about what happened last New Year's Eve...
0:13:05 > 0:13:08I can't believe we're here, Jean.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Come here.
0:13:12 > 0:13:17Has anyone seen my... Ow! Excuse me, what is this?
0:13:17 > 0:13:22- That's my pass the parcel. - Oh, really, here we go. Catch then.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24- How many layers has it got?- 14.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Has anyone seen the camcorder?
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Oh, I think Mo took it round to Fat Elvis'.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- Oh, I feel sick.- Do you?
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Doesn't matter, we'll improvise, it'll be fine.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39- Where is that old trollop? - She went to get some Spanx. That was a couple of hours ago.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41But I promised Tommy a dinosaur.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45Don't look at me. I get claustrophobic in confined spaces.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Well, who else is there?
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Right. We've got banners, we've got balloons and streamers.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54What are you all looking at me like that for?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Tyler, you the man!
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- I'll just go and check on my flans. - Thank you.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- I just want it to be perfect, Alfie. - It will be!
0:14:06 > 0:14:09We've got balloons, we've got bucket loads of bubbles.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11We've got Tweenies on a loop.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15And a pass the parcel bigger than Phil Mitchell's bonce. What could go wrong?
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- Oi Oi!- Oh, here she comes.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Where's the birthday boy? Here, Alfred, crank up the music.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- Let's get this party started! - Go on, girl!
0:14:27 > 0:14:31If I don't have the treatment, what happens to me?
0:14:31 > 0:14:34We're here to support you whatever you decide.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35I don't want it.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39- Don't listen to her. She's not thinking straight.- Ricky...
0:14:39 > 0:14:45- You are free to change your mind at any time.- So what're you saying? You're just going to give up on her?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47I have to respect the patient's wishes, Mr Butcher.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51Then we'll go private. You know, we'll get a second opinion.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Ricky, pass my things.
0:14:53 > 0:14:58I really don't think you should be putting yourself under any strain.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01You think I want to stay here a minute more than I have to?
0:15:01 > 0:15:05The cancer is interfering with your blood-clotting mechanisms.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07I'd urge you to continue the course of anticoagulants.
0:15:07 > 0:15:12I've had enough drugs pumped in me to last a lifetime, thank you.
0:15:12 > 0:15:17You know what I really fancy? Ian's cod and chips.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21At least let me speak to our palliative care team.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27You do understand that without treatment
0:15:27 > 0:15:30you could have very little time.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32How long?
0:15:32 > 0:15:36I'd strongly recommend you contact your family with some urgency.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40I'll get one of my nurses to help get you dressed.
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Get me home, Ricky.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Just get me home!
0:15:50 > 0:15:54- Where've you been!?- I caught them loitering down Turpin Road.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57You're lucky they haven't been kidnapped by some degenerate.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Oi! What have you got there?
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Liam, I hope you ain't been out thieving again.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05We sold Aunty Janine's Christmas presents, didn't we?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07- You never?- 250 quid there.
0:16:07 > 0:16:12- That is wicked. - With this and 145 here.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- Where does that leave us then? - Well, a fiver short.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Well, I was going to treat myself to a new scarf down the January sales...
0:16:19 > 0:16:22but I think Pat's need is greater than mine.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Aw! I could kiss you, Dot.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Here you are.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Do we get to go to Tommy's party now?
0:16:27 > 0:16:31I think you've earned yourselves a little treat, don't you?
0:16:31 > 0:16:36- I'll wait here for Ricky, yeah. - Go on, run upstairs and get your party clobber on. What's left of it.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44A little bit of Tabasco, I think, yeah.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Something to get Mama hot under the collar.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Raagh!
0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Brilliant.- Why is it always me who ends up looking like a mug, eh?
0:16:53 > 0:16:55You looking for a cave girl, babe?
0:16:55 > 0:17:00- Oh, yeah.- I love a man in uniform. I got you a present.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03- It's a bit late, sorry. - Thanks. Thank you.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Tom from Kasabian's got the same one.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Is that right?
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Yeah. You can't dress like an Essex boy for ever, can you?
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Oi, Ant, you're the Emo. Not me.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Afternoon. Tyler, what have you come as?
0:17:23 > 0:17:24- What's he doing here?- Ty...
0:17:26 > 0:17:30Good Christmas? Really? That's interesting. Brilliant.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31I had a great one, thanks.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Loads of stuffing. Party this way, is it?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Yeah? Brilliant.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43How do I sign this? Michael seems a bit formal.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Then you should put Daddy.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Michael.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53What's that scrag-end doing here?
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Kat, I see Father Christmas was generous with the fake tan this year.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02Look. Tommy's birthday coming soon to a multiplex near you.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Who invited him?
0:18:04 > 0:18:08It's Tommy's birthday. He's family, isn't he?
0:18:08 > 0:18:11And I've never felt so welcome. How is the birthday boy?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Nan, where the hell have you been?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19I got waylaid, didn't I?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21By who?
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Just some old tart I used to knock about with.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Here we go, girls. Guaranteed to put some hairs on your chest.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29She's got enough!
0:18:29 > 0:18:31THEY LAUGH
0:18:31 > 0:18:36Listen, Amy, she went all shy on me. I don't think parties are her thing.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42I got this for James. I thought I could put it by his headstone, if it's all right.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Yeah, I'd like that.
0:18:46 > 0:18:47Amy can't make it.
0:18:49 > 0:18:54- That's all right. Are you going to stay for a drink though, yeah, Jack?- I'm not sure.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Come on, you got to try some of Kim's punch, ain't ya? Here you are.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Right. Go on. Turn it down. Turn it down.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09Right, boys and girls and ladies and gentlemen... That's it, in you come.
0:19:09 > 0:19:14I'd like to introduce to you now, from the Ice Age,
0:19:14 > 0:19:16the one, and only, Jurassicmoonapus!
0:19:16 > 0:19:21- THEY CHEER - Sorry we're late. Come on, kids.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Sorry, sorry.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Oh, Janine, pleased with yourself, are you?
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- Trying to turf an old woman out of her house?- Bi!
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Let's go and get you some punch, yeah? Come on.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Lauren, go and give Nessie a kick up the backside, will you, darling?
0:19:36 > 0:19:40- You think it's going to kick off? - Never mind the adults, this is where the fun is.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42To Tommy.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- To Tommy. - You want some, do you? There you go.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49There you go, little man. Is that nice? Num-num-num.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Thanks, Ricky.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54I'll get Bianca to make a bed up on the sofa for you, eh?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56I'm not dead yet, Ricky.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Pat! Pat!
0:20:03 > 0:20:04Der-der-der!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Winston and some of the stallholders had a whip round.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10That's very kind of them. You're spoiling me, Patrick.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14So, how did you get on?
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Well, they've let me out, haven't they?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20I think Pat's getting a bit tired.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25You mind how you go now, all right?
0:20:50 > 0:20:53I thought, seeing as it's a celebration.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00I said to Rose we'll only give token presents this Christmas,
0:21:00 > 0:21:02cos I want to donate to charity.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04How lovely.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08I gave half to Africa and half to mental health.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13I'll just go and see if they've finished with my jelly.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Oh, Jack, I said a little prayer for James.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19That's very kind of you, Dot.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31CHATTING
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Take him.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40- What am I supposed to do with him? - Go on, you'll be all right. I don't care.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42I don't want my new coat...crisps.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50I thought you lot would be at home downloading songs onto your new MP3 player.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52No, I sold it.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56- Sorry?- Yeah, they took everything you got 'em down to Anthony and Tyler.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- You ungrateful, li... - Oi, don't scare the poor kid.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01I won't be able to get him to sleep later.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- Nice to see an exception to the rule.- What're you talking about?
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Not all babies are beautiful. I'm not going to forget that.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Just getting my coat...
0:22:14 > 0:22:16I'll finish up my drink. I'll come with you.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20No. You stay, please, play happy families.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Ergh!
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Oh, you are a bad dinosaur.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34Janine!
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Here you are, I've got your money here.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Well, according to my watch it's three minutes late.
0:22:41 > 0:22:47So you can tell my beloved stepmother that she's incurred a late penalty fee.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51Do you know where I've been all day? I've been up the hospital.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55- How is the old battleaxe? - She's sick, Janine.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59- I could've told you that and I've had no medical training! - She's been like a mother to us
0:22:59 > 0:23:01and there's you just sticking the knife in yet again.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03She's really got to you, hasn't she?
0:23:03 > 0:23:08Pat's all we've got left. I don't want you anywhere near her, all right? Do you hear me?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10You can't tell me what to do.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11I pity that Michael, you know that.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14There's nothing in there, is there?
0:23:14 > 0:23:18I'm just glad Dad ain't around, to see what a spiteful little cow you've turned into.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Oi, don't walk away from me!
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Just stay away from us!
0:23:25 > 0:23:30- You want me to stay?- No, you go to the kids. Ricky'll be back soon.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33All right. I'm glad you're on the mend, Pat. See ya.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38DOOR CLICKS
0:23:42 > 0:23:46DOOR CLICKS
0:23:46 > 0:23:47Pat...
0:23:49 > 0:23:54We need to make a list. Simon's number's in my book
0:23:54 > 0:23:56and try and get hold of Ian.
0:23:56 > 0:24:01- He's in France, but he'll have taken his mobile with him. - Right. What about David?
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Just do what you have to do.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08I could murder a G&T.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10What're you doing?
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- I'm getting ready to go to the Vic.- What?
0:24:14 > 0:24:19I've been drinking in that pub for over 25 years...
0:24:19 > 0:24:23I'm sure as hell not going to stop now.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34- Evening.- Hi.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38- Where you going? - A hotel for the night.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43I just fancy being on my own for a bit.
0:24:43 > 0:24:47This Pat and Ricky stuff, it's really got on top of me, you know?
0:24:47 > 0:24:50That's all good. I'll give you a ring if there's an emergency.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Yeah. Reception's always bad out in the sticks.
0:24:55 > 0:25:00Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Course it is. Silly me.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Ain't you forgetting something?
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Everything's all right, isn't it? Everything's all right?
0:25:10 > 0:25:11It will be.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Janine!
0:25:41 > 0:25:44CATTING AND MUSIC PLAYS
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Listen up, guys, sorry. Listen up.
0:25:48 > 0:25:52My little man's getting a bit grouchy. So the party's over.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55THEY GROAN
0:25:55 > 0:26:01Who am I kidding? No, there's a free drink for anyone who can be downstairs in 30 seconds.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03- Go!- Oi, what about the kids?
0:26:03 > 0:26:06- Whit'll keep her eye on them, won't you, Whit?- Yeah.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Just stick 'em in the bedroom and calm 'em down a bit.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12- Tiff. Pass my jacket. - I think I'll just have one, you know, to celebrate.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15- Just the one.- Tommy's special day. Come on Tiffany, come on.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19- Coming down, Alfie? - I'll be down shortly, just going to look at the highlights.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22I can't believe we pulled it off.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Yeah. You know I love you, Mrs Moon.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29See you shortly.
0:26:31 > 0:26:36- 'Happy Birthday to you! - Ready? Blow!- Blow!'
0:26:46 > 0:26:50'You don't think Alfie loves you?
0:26:50 > 0:26:53'No. No.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58'Does he hell...
0:26:58 > 0:27:01'He looks at me now and he can't see past Kings Cross.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04'Good for a bunk up though, but honestly, if you asked him,
0:27:04 > 0:27:08'he wouldn't want to marry me again.
0:27:08 > 0:27:14'He don't trust me, don't talk to me, there's nothing to say anymore.
0:27:14 > 0:27:21'If he could figure out a way of giving me the boot without hurting anyone he'd be on it like a shot.'
0:27:21 > 0:27:26MUSIC: "The Good Life" by Tony Bennett
0:27:28 > 0:27:32Dot, my dear, can I tempt you to dance?
0:27:32 > 0:27:36Yes, well, all right. As long as there's no funny business.
0:27:47 > 0:27:53Once upon a time there was a greedy dinosaur and his name was...
0:27:53 > 0:27:54Jeffrey.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57This is boring.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Raagh!
0:27:59 > 0:28:03He was so greedy he used to gobble up girls and boys for his tea.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05Raagh!
0:28:05 > 0:28:08- THEY SCREAM - Tiffany, help me...
0:28:09 > 0:28:11Jeffrey!?
0:28:11 > 0:28:13Right! Raagh!
0:28:18 > 0:28:20You all right?
0:28:20 > 0:28:23Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'm good. Listen up, folks.
0:28:23 > 0:28:27Who'd like to join me in raising a glass to my little Tommy?
0:28:27 > 0:28:28ALL: Yeah!
0:28:28 > 0:28:33- Ah, Patricia. Usual G&T for you, sweetheart?- Music to my ears, Alfie.
0:28:53 > 0:28:55Penny for them, Alfie.
0:29:01 > 0:29:03- You all right? - I'm home, aren't I?
0:29:03 > 0:29:07# ..you must face them alone
0:29:11 > 0:29:16# Please remember I still want you
0:29:19 > 0:29:26# And in case you wonder why
0:29:26 > 0:29:29# Well, just wake up
0:29:29 > 0:29:37# Kiss the good life goodbye... #
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