03/01/2012

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0:00:42 > 0:00:43What is this?

0:00:43 > 0:00:45The truth.

0:00:45 > 0:00:49- They let Phil go, they've got no case, nothing. - Well, they got it all wrong!

0:00:49 > 0:00:51I'm making sure everyone knows it.

0:01:03 > 0:01:07Ben, get out there and clear these up before your dad gets up!

0:01:07 > 0:01:10- Well, it wasn't me... - I flaming well know that! Just get out there!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Ben, go!

0:01:45 > 0:01:47- Jean!- Oh!

0:01:47 > 0:01:48Morning...

0:01:48 > 0:01:51SHE MOUTHS

0:02:09 > 0:02:11See, not as bad as some people.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13What nutter wrote that?

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Dunno. Wouldn't want to be in their shoes though.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17KNOCK AT DOOR >

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Hey, sorry, I planned on going to the office...

0:02:23 > 0:02:26I'm glad you're here. Mum had a call from the funeral parlour.

0:02:26 > 0:02:32- Mum!- Yeah, we've got to start making up our minds about what we want for her.

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Grandma Carol!

0:02:33 > 0:02:37Don't need to, I mean, she wrote it down. Least she told me she did.

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Show us.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40- I don't have it.- Grandma!

0:02:40 > 0:02:45All right, Tiff. I'm coming. Be back in a minute.

0:02:45 > 0:02:46You're just so helpful.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49I was hardly going to have a conversation with her about it.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Now we don't know what Pat wants for her big send off, because of you!

0:02:52 > 0:02:57It's got to be horses. Black ones. Always liked a show.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02He recorded it all on the Nanny Cam.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05What's a Nanny Cam?

0:03:05 > 0:03:08It doesn't matter, he recorded everything I said.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Well, where is it? Is it recording us now?

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Dunno, I can't see it.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19But that was a private conversation.

0:03:19 > 0:03:20Jean, what am I going to do?

0:03:25 > 0:03:29Full English, burnt to a crisp, beautiful.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Carry on like that and you're not going to get the treat I've got for you.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Oh, yeah?- Yeah.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37What you doing going out dressed like that?

0:03:37 > 0:03:40- He went to the shops for me.- Well, dress properly next time, will you?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Oh, Denise...

0:03:50 > 0:03:51What you doing?!

0:03:51 > 0:03:54It's a waste of time. I saw Ben pulling the whole lot of them down.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57And I'm going out there and putting them all back up again.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00What are you hoping to achieve? Another Mitchell war?

0:04:00 > 0:04:03What I want is a reason to get up in the morning.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07- Cos everything I was, or I am, it's all gone up in smoke, innit? - Yeah, but yesterday...

0:04:07 > 0:04:11Yesterday, yes. Yesterday, it was about Pat.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15But, bad men, they can't keep getting away with it, Patrick, they really can't.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Cab's outside! We got everything on the list?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Af, Doctor Who magazines?

0:04:25 > 0:04:29Huh? Oh, yeah. Here you go.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31You are coming?

0:04:31 > 0:04:35- I thought I could look after Kamil. - Amira's already taken him out.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Tam's just in shock, Afia. He'll come round.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40He's just a bit disorientated.

0:04:40 > 0:04:45The more familiar faces he sees, the quicker he'll be back to his old self.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46I promise.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Right. What else is left on the list?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Big Book Of Incredible Facts.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Yes, of course.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Right, well, that's us then. Let's go.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Madam...

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Thank you.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05Morning, gorgeous.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07- Hi.- All right?

0:05:09 > 0:05:12- I'm making a coffee, if you want one.- No, no, I'm good.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Tea, then?- No. No, thanks, darling.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Look, I want to see the film on that Nanny Cam.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Well, I've got rid of it now. Long gone.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31- So why the silent treatment? - Ah, Kat, thought I'd take up mime.

0:05:31 > 0:05:36- Try harder. You're not meant to talk.- No, you're right. There's always a hitch with that.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42Look, it was just a load of nonsense, all right?

0:05:42 > 0:05:43It was stupid me saying stupid words.

0:05:43 > 0:05:48Well, you can say a lot more stupid words now cos I made an appointment for us.

0:05:48 > 0:05:49For?

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Half twelve today.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52No, Alfie, what for?

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Oh. The marriage guidance people.

0:05:58 > 0:06:03What? Nah, no, I'm not going to that.

0:06:17 > 0:06:18New Year's resolution.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Go on then.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Live like there's no tomorrow.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Right. So when's the party starting?

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Good question.

0:06:28 > 0:06:29So, who you inviting?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Er... You?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Is that it?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Well, I'm not inviting Masood and Ian.

0:06:36 > 0:06:40- Can't believe the wheels have come off already.- Mine too,

0:06:40 > 0:06:43judging by my distinct lack of hangover

0:06:43 > 0:06:46and not waking up with somebody I can't remember meeting.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Hang on, Denise...

0:06:50 > 0:06:54Sorry, but, you know, someone's got to stand up, haven't they?

0:06:57 > 0:06:59If Shirley ever sees these...

0:06:59 > 0:07:02You know what, I'm starting to think you and me have got it sussed.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Compared to that lot anyway.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08It feels a bit weird doing this.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09Yeah.

0:07:12 > 0:07:17Imagine if them two got back together. That'd be really something, wouldn't it?

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Yeah.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26What are we going to do with all this stuff? Sell it?

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Melt it down?

0:07:29 > 0:07:35Oh! That was a Christmas present a few years back, from us.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Me and Ricky.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Best you have it then, eh?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Why don't you take something?

0:07:45 > 0:07:50- What? Of Mum's?- Can't leave empty handed. She would not want that.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51I'm leaving now, am I?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53You got to go home sooner or later.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56That's the tricky part, darling.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00I don't exactly have a home at the moment.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03- You've got a place in Spain.- Had.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06- I HAD a place. - What? It didn't work out then?

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Same in New Zealand and my brother.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13You don't change, do you?

0:08:13 > 0:08:17- What?- I bet you tried it on with his wife or something.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19That's way off the mark, darling.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21You'll have to stay here, then.

0:08:23 > 0:08:24That depends, job-wise.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27You'll find something.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29- You're keen. - I just love having you here.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33- How much?- Oh, don't start. - This much?- Stop it! - Oh, don't tell me this much!

0:08:36 > 0:08:40Brought all those things you asked for yesterday.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Just put them on the cabinet, yeah.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Tam? You all right?

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Tambo.

0:08:48 > 0:08:49Hey...

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Gotcha!

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Someone's feeling better.

0:08:59 > 0:09:04Anyway, the skin graft, did they say how it went?

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Yeah, bit disappointed actually. - Really? Why?

0:09:07 > 0:09:10I wanted it in white but they ran out.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12It was a joke. OK?

0:09:12 > 0:09:15As in, "Ha-ha, I haven't lost my sense of humour, despite what happened."

0:09:15 > 0:09:20- Anything we can do for you while we're here?- You can ask her to leave.

0:09:20 > 0:09:24See, told you.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Tam, I invited Afia. I said we should all be here.

0:09:27 > 0:09:32- He's drugged up, he doesn't know what he's saying.- So why isn't he telling you to leave?

0:09:49 > 0:09:52So, what we going to do with all this?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06I don't remember Pat wearing this.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14What's that?

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Nothing, no, nothing, just forget... Ricky!

0:10:28 > 0:10:33The car lot fire was years ago. What does this matter now?

0:10:33 > 0:10:37It obviously mattered to Dad. Otherwise he wouldn't have wrote that, would he?

0:10:39 > 0:10:46I can't believe Pat kept it. If this came out, Phil and Dad would've gone down for years.

0:10:46 > 0:10:51Some people keep love letters, Pat kept a murder confession.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Romance like that you just can't buy.

0:10:55 > 0:10:56Yeah, well, tell that to Phil.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Jean, have you seen Kat at all?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Thanks, darling.

0:11:13 > 0:11:14You coming?

0:11:16 > 0:11:17All right.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22There's the address, it's about 20 minutes in the cab.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Been waiting for it to be delivered.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33This is my BIG treat, is it?

0:11:33 > 0:11:35No, not just for you, it's for all of you.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Oh, ain't you strong(!)

0:11:40 > 0:11:43I don't get it. What we looking at here?

0:11:43 > 0:11:47You're going to do her up, get her running, and then...

0:11:47 > 0:11:48you tell me.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Getaway motor?

0:11:50 > 0:11:52- Limo?- Limo? In that? Get real.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56A demolition derby. I don't believe it! I thought you'd be dead against that.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59You should be grateful, I was going to enter you without a car!

0:11:59 > 0:12:01- We're going to race this? - Lots of races.

0:12:01 > 0:12:06You're going to do this little beauty up, go to the nearest track and hit everything in sight.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09And we'll the last ones running. Yeah, I think I'm up for that.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Boys toys, what could be better?

0:12:11 > 0:12:15We could attach a few machine guns, or a couple of lasers, or something.

0:12:15 > 0:12:16Yeah, calm down.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19So, what d'you reckon?

0:12:19 > 0:12:26- Well, you're going have to teach me mechanics.- 'Bout time, an' all. Nice one, Shirl.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30We'll make a Mitchell out of him yet, won't we?

0:12:36 > 0:12:38What's all this?

0:12:38 > 0:12:40It's all right, it's been dealt with.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42What? You knew about this?! Who was it? Denise?

0:12:42 > 0:12:46- Laying into her ain't going to do any good, is it? - You got a better idea?

0:12:46 > 0:12:50Yeah, I'll sort it out, all right. I should've done it earlier.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Well, I tell you what, I want this stopped.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54And if you don't, I will.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Listen, do you believe in there being something else?

0:13:01 > 0:13:04You know, after you're gone?

0:13:04 > 0:13:08What, like we're all going to meet on a big white fluffy cloud?

0:13:08 > 0:13:13I just don't want this to be it. What's the point, otherwise?

0:13:17 > 0:13:21You know, I'd like to see Dad again. And Pat.

0:13:21 > 0:13:26- I'd like her to tell us everything's going to be all right. - D'you know what I'd like her to do?

0:13:26 > 0:13:28What?

0:13:28 > 0:13:29Just call me.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30Eh?

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Just call me up...

0:13:32 > 0:13:34and, I don't know, have a go at me or something.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Or phone me to say that she's never going to phone me again.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Just a last few words.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41MOBILE PHONE BEEPS

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Oh. It's for my midwife appointment.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55I haven't got a clue what I'm going to do.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58No-one has, you just got to get on with it.

0:13:58 > 0:14:03Me and a baby? A poor defenceless baby depending on me?

0:14:05 > 0:14:08- I thought Pat could... - Well, look, I'll do it instead.

0:14:08 > 0:14:13- Oh, yeah. All right.- Just say the word. Whatever, whenever.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19What are we going to do without her, Ricky?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Right, then. Who've you got?

0:14:25 > 0:14:27No-one yet. You?

0:14:28 > 0:14:33Nope. Absolutely no-one.

0:14:34 > 0:14:38Well, so much for the first day of the rest of our lives.

0:14:38 > 0:14:39Well, I'll drink to that.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45Cheers, darling. Jean, don't look at me like that.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49I told him I wasn't going. We don't need it.

0:14:58 > 0:14:59I'm saying nothing.

0:14:59 > 0:15:03Hey, New Year's Eve, right? We had a dance and that.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08Yeah, yeah, it's... Adam, innit?

0:15:08 > 0:15:11- Aaron.- Yeah. Course it is.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15I'm just getting my brother a drink, if you fancy joining us?

0:15:17 > 0:15:18Well, hello...

0:15:18 > 0:15:20- You're drooling.- I know.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Denise, Denise! The police let him go.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Yes, but it doesn't mean he didn't do anything, does it?

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Jean, get Patrick, all right.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31- Come in here, darling, let me talk to you.- I ain't done yet!

0:15:31 > 0:15:37- Maybe you should knock it on the head, yeah?- Kat, you have no idea what Phil Mitchell's done.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40- Maybe you should listen to Kat. - No. Don't you dare.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46I miss Kevin too.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51He brought Carly and Deano up like they were his own.

0:15:51 > 0:15:56- Yeah, but how can you let Phil anywhere near you? - Phil didn't kill Kevin!- He did!

0:15:56 > 0:16:00- He was involved in the cut-and-shut cars.- So was Kevin!

0:16:00 > 0:16:02He knew what he was doing!

0:16:04 > 0:16:10- It was a stupid accident. You know that.- Yes, but it was Phil, ultimately, it was him.

0:16:11 > 0:16:15When Kevin was dying, he wasn't ranting and raving,

0:16:15 > 0:16:18he wasn't blaming Phil.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23He was just looking up at the street lamps, thinking it was the sunshine.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28That's how you should be remembering him.

0:16:28 > 0:16:32Not like this, not like he was some crusade.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Denise, his last thoughts, they were of you.

0:16:46 > 0:16:51- If Kevin was here, it just wouldn't be like this.- I know, I know.

0:16:51 > 0:16:52Come on, let me take you home.

0:16:54 > 0:16:55He was a good man.

0:16:57 > 0:17:02And the bottom line is that you got to share part of your life with him.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09- Take care of her, Patrick.- Yeah.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Alfie'll be waiting for you.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36- Mr Moon? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's me.

0:17:37 > 0:17:38And Mrs Moon?

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Next question?

0:17:46 > 0:17:51The world's longest fingernails currently belong to a woman,

0:17:51 > 0:17:56Lee Redmond, and they have reached an astonishing 24 feet 7.8 inches.

0:17:56 > 0:18:00Wow. Wouldn't want to give her a manicure, would you?

0:18:00 > 0:18:03You wouldn't have to, cos she was in a car crash and she broke them.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05So someone else has got the record now.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07This place is such a maze.

0:18:07 > 0:18:11I mean, does anyone even know where the canteen is?

0:18:11 > 0:18:14I'm surprised that the nurses even find their patients.

0:18:14 > 0:18:19Actually, Mum, I'm feeling really tired, so...

0:18:19 > 0:18:23It's good to see you all and everything, but, you know...

0:18:23 > 0:18:26- I need my beauty sleep.- Oh, OK.

0:18:26 > 0:18:31- I'll call Afia in.- No. No. She's not who I thought she was, OK?

0:18:31 > 0:18:33She hid everything from me.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Tamwar, you risked your life for her.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Pure instinct told you to save the girl you love.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41- You can't ignore that. - Look where it got me.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Just spend a couple of minutes with her.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48No! Dad, no! OK? I just want to sleep.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53OK. You get some sleep then.

0:18:54 > 0:18:58OK, but next time we come you have to start talking to her, OK?

0:18:58 > 0:19:01Look at me and your mum. We're talking.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08# Edelweiss... #

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Really?!

0:19:10 > 0:19:13- # Edelweiss... # - Mum, really...? Syed!

0:19:13 > 0:19:14Mum!

0:19:16 > 0:19:17He's in enough pain(!)

0:19:26 > 0:19:27You keeping that?

0:19:27 > 0:19:31Yeah. Thought I might.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Just don't wear it to the funeral.

0:19:36 > 0:19:37Get rid of it!

0:19:44 > 0:19:48- I still miss Dad, you know. - Do you really want Phil knowing that you've got that?

0:19:48 > 0:19:49Any luck?

0:19:50 > 0:19:51No.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53What the hell are you wearing?

0:19:54 > 0:19:58- Do you like it?- No. You look like an idiot.- Oh, cheers. - Well, that's my pleasure.

0:19:58 > 0:20:03If we can't find anything then maybe we should just think about what Pat would want.

0:20:03 > 0:20:04We should know.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Yeah. Yeah, you're right, Janine, we should.

0:20:07 > 0:20:11Well, I'm thinking horses. Black ones.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Yeah, yeah, she'd love that.

0:20:25 > 0:20:26You took your time.

0:20:26 > 0:20:30That's cos I'm a thoughtful, delicate soul.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32It's all good now.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36Better than good.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Still no sign of your wife.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51So. Tell me, Mr Moon.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53It's OK, you can call me Alfie.

0:20:53 > 0:20:54Alfie.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Alfie...

0:20:56 > 0:21:00Tell me, what would you most like to gain from this session?

0:21:00 > 0:21:02What would I'd like to gain?

0:21:02 > 0:21:07I'd like my wife, Kat, to know that what we've got is still magic.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10And, you know, that I still love her.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12You never tell her that?

0:21:12 > 0:21:15Yeah, course I tell her. I'm always telling her.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18I'm always in the pub going, "Kat, love you."

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Always. Just maybe not...

0:21:20 > 0:21:24maybe just not the right time lately. That's all.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26So why wait for the right time?

0:21:27 > 0:21:30In fact, it would make it the right time, wouldn't it?

0:21:33 > 0:21:34Yeah, yeah, I suppose, yeah.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40- I'm presuming that Kat wants to hear it.- Mmm.

0:21:41 > 0:21:42Yeah...

0:21:42 > 0:21:47We just need some choice words, you know, to get the ship back on course.

0:21:49 > 0:21:53Alfie, you have to start by being honest with yourselves.

0:21:54 > 0:21:58Opening up to each other is always the first step.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Yeah, I thought you'd say that.

0:22:01 > 0:22:05But you're not doing it. Do you know why?

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Have you got any easier questions?

0:22:13 > 0:22:16I'm happy to answer all your questions, I just thought,

0:22:16 > 0:22:19start at the easy ones then we can work up to the big ones, yeah?

0:22:19 > 0:22:23I'd have thought that was an easy question.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30I'm sorry.

0:22:30 > 0:22:35- Oh, but you did nothing wrong.- Yeah, but it all just caught up with me

0:22:35 > 0:22:37and I kept seeing Kevin in my head.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39I understand.

0:22:39 > 0:22:43Well, you know sometimes things get hold of you and you can't get free.

0:22:43 > 0:22:47Yeah, but it's always him. The "don" of the square.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50Yeah, Phil is Phil, but we don't want anything at all to do with him.

0:22:50 > 0:22:51I know blokes like him.

0:22:51 > 0:22:55- They think they're untouchable, can get away with anything.- Denise...

0:22:55 > 0:22:58But, I know. Patrick, I know.

0:22:58 > 0:23:03There's going to be more stuff hidden away, more blood on his hands.

0:23:03 > 0:23:08And it's going to catch up with him and I'll be there cheering when it does.

0:23:08 > 0:23:12Yes, that might be the case, but until then, you have to let it go.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14All right?

0:23:19 > 0:23:22We sanded it down, re-varnished it, added a protective coat

0:23:22 > 0:23:26and lo-and-behold we're looking at a fully functional door.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30Right. Amazing.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32It's what we do. Doors.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34And windows.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Excuse me, just got to visit the little boys' room.

0:23:37 > 0:23:41Me too. You can tell we're brothers, same size bladders.

0:23:42 > 0:23:43Yeah...

0:23:43 > 0:23:52Doors... Windows... Does he ever shut up?

0:23:52 > 0:23:54I'm going to go home and sew my ears back on.

0:23:54 > 0:23:58Tell me about it. I must have been absolutely wasted last time.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00He's so boring!

0:24:00 > 0:24:01Can we just go?

0:24:03 > 0:24:04I'll get the cheque.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14All right, Syed, how's Tamwar?

0:24:14 > 0:24:18Yeah, he's all right. He's got a long way to go yet.

0:24:26 > 0:24:31- Boys!- Listen, it's been great, but me and Christian really...

0:24:31 > 0:24:36We were just thinking this would be a lot more fun if we took it back to my place.

0:24:36 > 0:24:40- That is, if you're game. - Christian!- Excuse me?

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Can I get the bill?

0:24:54 > 0:24:56- Hi, Rick.- Hi.- Pat's favourite.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Nice one. Listen, I was just nipping out.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01The others are in the lounge, all right?

0:25:18 > 0:25:21Our problems, they're not huge. They're like a bit rock and roll.

0:25:21 > 0:25:27- It's the way we've always been. - Is that true? Or is it perhaps just a cover up?

0:25:27 > 0:25:29No, course it's true, honest to God, swear to you.

0:25:29 > 0:25:33Sitting here the last few minutes has really well and truly sorted me out.

0:25:33 > 0:25:37You! You are a clever girl and there is a medal in the post on its way to you.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Running away won't help.

0:25:39 > 0:25:40No.

0:25:40 > 0:25:44No, no, no, I'm not running away, I'm running towards my wife.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47And that's because of you. So, thank you and take care.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55Sorry, Alfie, it was kicking off a bit.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58- It's all right, it don't matter. - Oi, I'm here, I turned up, didn't I?

0:25:58 > 0:26:01Yeah, she didn't. The counsellor.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04- You're joking, what a cheek. - These people, eh?

0:26:04 > 0:26:08Hold on, that might be a sign, that might mean that we're all right.

0:26:08 > 0:26:09Yeah.

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