02/02/2012

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0:00:33 > 0:00:35MOBILE PHONE BEEPS

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Oi, Patrick's not back yet.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50- No?- No. - We had a close call last night.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54BANGING AT DOOR

0:01:07 > 0:01:11So, er, where do you stand on breakfast in bed?

0:01:11 > 0:01:15Oh, it's the best thing ever!

0:01:15 > 0:01:19- Good, cos me and little George slaved over this.- Where is he?

0:01:19 > 0:01:22- He's outside, having a fag break. - Eh?

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Michael, come in.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31If they're not out they must have been charged.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34That's good, innit? I mean about Derek, not Patrick.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37You think he can't reach you from prison? You've got to leave.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45You can't wait round here like a pair of mugs. I called you a taxi.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49He'll rinse the business if we go! He's just going to have to wait for his money.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- This isn't about the money any more, Tyler.- What IS it about?

0:01:54 > 0:01:59Do you know what? I can't remember the last time someone brought me breakfast in bed.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02By the time we're married you'll have had so much of it,

0:02:02 > 0:02:06all you'll be thinking about is the crumbs and what a nuisance it is to clear 'em up!

0:02:06 > 0:02:10Have you figured out how you're going to tell everyone yet?

0:02:10 > 0:02:14- Shirley's going to have kittens! - Yeah! Yeah, I hadn't thought about that bit!

0:02:14 > 0:02:18We could do it together. Get everyone down the pub, do it properly.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Yeah. Yeah.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25I only popped in for a quiet drink. You two are bad news.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28At least you ain't got to get three kids off to school.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- What time did we go to bed? - When you stormed off in a strop!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33KNOCK AT DOOR

0:02:33 > 0:02:38Just after I asked you what was it like being locked in the bog with Tyler Moon.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41He's so fine, he's so fine, he's so fine he blows my mind!

0:02:41 > 0:02:45- Stop it! I didn't enjoy it! - "Stop it! I didn't enjoy it!"

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Look at you - the big eyes!

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Hey, Whit.

0:02:55 > 0:03:00Um... Look...it's unforgivable what I called you.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04- Just slipped off the tongue, did it? - You know, if it was Robert Pattinson or something,

0:03:04 > 0:03:08I wouldn't have even batted an eyelid. Like Wretch 32, no sweat - but him...?

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Look...I shouldn't have called you that, OK. It's not me. And it ain't you.

0:03:14 > 0:03:19You're some type of, you know, intergalactic superstar princess, and no less.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23All right. Um...

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Look, sorry to disturb your morning, ladies.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34What kind of foolishness is that?

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Oi, no, you don't! Sit down.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45- He's got to work a lot harder than that. ..These kids have got no game, have they?- No attack.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51There goes plan A.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57DOOR CLOSES

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Patrick, you're out!

0:04:02 > 0:04:06They questioned me, early this morning. Man, I haven't slept a wink.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10- Have you been charged with anything? - No, no. They couldn't prove intent.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Was it you who called the police? - What, you think someone's grassed?

0:04:15 > 0:04:20Maybe they've been watching him, the Old Bill. Thought he was planning something.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23That's what I said, but Derek wasn't convinced.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28He wants to meet the both of you down at the club. Now.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32He expects us to just go down there and hand ourselves over?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Don't look at me. It's suicide.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Maybe you should leave. - That's what I've been telling them.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41No... No, we'll go round.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Ty... - Well, I ain't got nothing to hide.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47This ends today.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Don't you think that's going overboard?

0:04:54 > 0:04:58Doesn't do any harm to look smart. I've done yours an' all. You two are going to look glamorous.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- What's this?- Wedding invite samples.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Don't sound TOO happy.

0:05:05 > 0:05:11Well, I mean, it just don't stop! I mean, there's napkin samples and colour co-ordinated thingamajigs,

0:05:11 > 0:05:17- stretching out to the end of time. - Thought you liked all that stuff? - It's just so weddingy.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22You should go for a themed wedding. Like Harry Potter or something.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Dad, you'd look so funny in those glasses!

0:05:24 > 0:05:27I do not want to look funny on my wedding day, thank you.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31All right! I don't know why you're bothering. Talk about excitement bypass.

0:05:37 > 0:05:42If you really insist on this lunacy, don't drag me into it, all right? I was not involved.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43That figures.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49BUZZING

0:06:01 > 0:06:02Patrick!

0:06:02 > 0:06:05My brother in arms.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07HE LAUGHS

0:06:11 > 0:06:14You their representative, are you, hmm?

0:06:16 > 0:06:20You never really know someone until you've done time with them. Isn't that right?

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Take a seat, boys.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28We have much to discuss.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43- You want us to be nice to him?- Ben?

0:06:43 > 0:06:46The one who's trying to put Phil away? Not some other Ben?

0:06:46 > 0:06:50He's family. Look, he don't realise it yet, but he needs support.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Inside him there's a good little boy in there.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56- And you think that'll make him withdraw his testimony? - Any better ideas?

0:06:56 > 0:07:01- Kill him with kindness? Won't be easy.- You're supposed to be his mate! - I was thinking more about you!

0:07:01 > 0:07:06We've got to get him talking to Phil. Make him feel like a Mitchell, or he'll change his name to Beale.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09He wouldn't do that. Would he?

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Bacon butty, please, Marie. Eat in.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Take away, actually.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19Ben. We're having a family get-together later if you fancy it?

0:07:19 > 0:07:21It already looks like you're having one.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Come on, Ben, it'll be a laugh.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Why? You ain't there? - Lola'd be pleased to see you.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Do you know what, forget about it.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33- Oi! We just need to talk, Ben.- No, you can do your talking in court.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37In front of the judge, the jury, the gallery, all of us and your dad staring at you.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Looking forward to that?

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Now I've got this probation officer, and he's got a terrible itch.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51And no matter how much he scratches it, it won't go away.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54And do you know what that itch is?

0:07:54 > 0:07:55It's me.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59He wants me back inside.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Now, he says he's got my best interests at heart.

0:08:01 > 0:08:07- Sounds like a nightmare.- You're not wrong, Tyler, you're not wrong. The slightest hint of trouble...

0:08:09 > 0:08:13I knock out a bit of dodgy gear, I park on a double yellow line,

0:08:13 > 0:08:18he's going to be all over me, cos he wants to scratch that itch.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Sorry we didn't show. It's just, Fatboy reckons Tyler's after his missus.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Shut up, Anthony!

0:08:27 > 0:08:33Now, somebody grassed me, said I'm doing a job on the cables.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Well, HE thinks it's Christmas.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Look, we didn't grass.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44He's watching me like a hawk.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48I'm going to have to suspend activities.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Whoever grassed me is costing me a lot of money.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55- Are you deaf or something? It weren't us.- Ty, just...

0:08:55 > 0:08:57I'm just...

0:08:57 > 0:09:00You two never showed up.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04So, I can be forgiven for assuming that you're guilty.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Let me tell you something, man.

0:09:07 > 0:09:11You know the problem with you people? You never learn.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14"You people"?

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Criminals. I mean, you could let this go.

0:09:17 > 0:09:22You know the boys and them can't pay. And you nearly ended up in prison.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25If only you could see the bigger picture. But you can't.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28You people can't. Cos it's all in the genes.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30You're just criminals, man.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36You kept your mouth shut last night, so I'm going to let you have that.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39You're a good boy, really.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45You really want to know who went to the police last night?

0:09:47 > 0:09:51It was this BOY...right here.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Morning, Ma.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Where have you been?- At my girl's.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Keep your voice down - Dot'll be offended.

0:10:06 > 0:10:07But Aunty Dot's happy for me.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11She's old-fashioned. She doesn't believe in that sort of thing before marriage.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15Listen, come down the pub later, will you?

0:10:15 > 0:10:17I've got a surprise.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Morning!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28You don't usually do your nails.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Why are you so cheerful?

0:10:32 > 0:10:35The wonderfulness of life.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Why, what's happened?

0:10:39 > 0:10:43Well, actually, Shirl, me and Andrew...

0:10:43 > 0:10:45No! I promised I'd wait.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49- Oh, I don't want to know anyway. It'd just probably wind me up.- Oh.

0:10:49 > 0:10:54I don't know what it is, it's just... Something snaps inside.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56- Every time I see him I... - Who are we talking about?- Ben!

0:10:58 > 0:11:01All this being nice to him, it ain't working out.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04So that's where you come in.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Fact is, you're probably the only one left he trusts now.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11So it's down to you.

0:11:13 > 0:11:18- Do you think this is some kind of game?!- You were putting their lives in danger! I had to do something!

0:11:18 > 0:11:21You would never grass. You're old school.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25- And your lot never... - Don't you touch him!

0:11:25 > 0:11:27- Get off him!- Oi, oi, oi!

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Now, you two owe me four grand.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Well, now it's double. And I'm going to take your business

0:11:37 > 0:11:39and I'm going to take your van as collateral.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41When you pay me, you can have them back.

0:11:41 > 0:11:47- You can't do that.- I already have. Now get out there, and get me my money.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49And you...

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Your loyalty is misplaced...

0:11:54 > 0:11:55boy.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Get me my dough!

0:12:00 > 0:12:03- You all right? - What did you do that for?!

0:12:04 > 0:12:05I was only trying to help.

0:12:05 > 0:12:09How did the police find out anyway? It weren't me, I was locked in the gym, I told you.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Yeah? Who by?

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Ooh, I see Anthony broke out of jail then.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32I thought you were having a lie-in?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Yeah, well, it's harder to sleep when you're not there.

0:12:35 > 0:12:39I know, baby. What I said to you yesterday, I'm sorry.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41It was disgusting.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Just let me know what's happening.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Um, are your brothers OK?

0:12:51 > 0:12:52Hey, gorgeous girl!

0:12:52 > 0:12:58Hello! How do you fancy a hot chocolate with Mummy?

0:12:58 > 0:13:01- No, I'm taking her for one later. - Course you are.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04- I've spoken to her about it! - I want to do something with her!

0:13:04 > 0:13:08- You can, when it's your turn to visit.- Oi, oi, oi, hold on a minute.

0:13:08 > 0:13:13- You can save the bully-boy tactics. - I ain't bullying you. They're the terms. You ask permission.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17- Hello, Amy!- You are loving this, aren't you?- No, I'm not.- You are.

0:13:17 > 0:13:23- You should have stayed a copper - you could push people around all day.- Um, I wanted to talk to you.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26- Amy's been having problems at nursery.- What sort of problems?

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Scratching. Pulling hair. Things like that.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Look, I think she's trying to tell you something.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Next time you argue, remember that there is three of you.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Who do you think you're talking to? - Kids pick up on things.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41- Do you know the first thing about being a mother?! - She might have a point.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45Why don't you drag her to court with you? You can slag me off to kingdom come?

0:13:45 > 0:13:47It's a nice little family fit-up job?

0:13:47 > 0:13:52I was talking about both of you! Fine, carry on. We'll pick up the pieces at the nursery.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56I think I'm rubbing off on you.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03You love that dress, don't you?

0:14:08 > 0:14:12No. Not any more.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15You don't need a new one. You look amazing!

0:14:17 > 0:14:20No, Ian. It's jinxed.

0:14:20 > 0:14:24This whole thing is jinxed! You two are like the Bermuda Triangle of matrimony.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Thank you, Lucy.

0:14:26 > 0:14:31- Well, I'm just saying, maybe it's not for you.- That is why I think we need a new one.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33You know, a fresh start. It's like...

0:14:33 > 0:14:38everyone's going to be talking about us behind our backs and making fun. Ain't they, Lucy?

0:14:39 > 0:14:43So let's show 'em. This time it's going to be better than the first.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47- Hold on. "Better" sounds more expensive.- That is the whole point!

0:14:47 > 0:14:52- Is throwing money at it the best idea if you're not sure people are coming?- If he spends, they will.

0:14:52 > 0:14:57Look, I want everyone to know how much I love you.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00So, let's blitz them with glamour. New dress. New everything.

0:15:00 > 0:15:05We'll show 'em. They can laugh, but we have got the fairytale.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05- OK.- OK?

0:15:05 > 0:15:08- Really?!- Yeah! Look, let's just spend it like we mean it, OK?

0:15:08 > 0:15:11I am fed up with people thinking this isn't real.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Oh, I'm so excited!

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Oh, I love you!

0:15:18 > 0:15:22- Michael, what's the bag for? - I'm going to go away, I need a couple of days.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25- My head's full. I need a break. - From what? Me?

0:15:25 > 0:15:30- No, not from you. I would never... - Tell me. This has got something to do with Derek, hasn't it?

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Yeah. He's not the hero you think he is.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Well, tell me, all right?

0:15:36 > 0:15:38I work with him. If there is stuff that I need to know...

0:15:40 > 0:15:43- You dirty grass!- Can you just excuse me, just for a minute, please?

0:15:43 > 0:15:48- Have you not listened to a word I just said?- You rang the Old Bill. - While I was locked in there!

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- Where's the proof? - You wanted us to do a runner so he'd think we grassed.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54- You didn't go to the police about Derek again?!- I didn't grass,

0:15:54 > 0:15:57and even if I did, you were willing to let Anthony risk his life!

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Has Derek got you on a job?

0:16:02 > 0:16:05Oh, will somebody just answer me?!

0:16:05 > 0:16:09- Yes, he has, all right!- Right! - We owe him money. And we're working for him to pay it off.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13- See how that makes me the bad guy? - How much? - No, you're not getting involved!

0:16:13 > 0:16:17- If she wants to help, it's got nothing to do with you.- She's only helping cos you're my brothers.

0:16:17 > 0:16:21- Taking her money's no different from taking mine. - Not as far as I'm concerned.

0:16:21 > 0:16:25You owe us. If you hadn't grassed Derek up, he wouldn't have doubled the money. Eight grand.

0:16:25 > 0:16:29Are you mental?! YOU got involved with him!

0:16:29 > 0:16:33You're the one that can't pay the debt. How am I responsible for that?!

0:16:33 > 0:16:39All I get for wanting to save my brother is you coming in here making unsubstantiated allegations,

0:16:39 > 0:16:43him doing my window, in front of my missus! I don't owe you nothing!

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Get out!

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Cheers. Thanks a lot. Come on.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50So...

0:16:50 > 0:16:53you're just going cut them off?

0:16:53 > 0:16:54Yeah.

0:16:56 > 0:17:00See, you think money can buy you everything, even a family.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02And it can't, you know.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05Cos if they want a meal ticket, they're on their own.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14- You off to school? - Got nothing better to do.

0:17:15 > 0:17:19- Do you need to go to the toilet or something? - No. I'm just a bit nervous.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22What, with me? Don't be silly, Hev.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26Well... I was wondering if you'd come down the Vic later.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29What, so I can sit there while Shirley smiles

0:17:29 > 0:17:31and Billy tells me I'm the son he's never had?

0:17:32 > 0:17:34No.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Well, yes.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40- I'm not interested.- Well, I'm not getting involved.- What then?

0:17:43 > 0:17:48Don't let on to anyone, will you, but me and Andrew, we're going to be announcing our engagement.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51No! Oh, Hev, that's amazing!

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Nothing good's happened in such a long time.

0:17:55 > 0:18:00Everyone else who gets married gets to shout about it. It would mean a lot to me if you were there.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Can't shout to an empty room, can I?

0:18:05 > 0:18:06Please?

0:18:08 > 0:18:12That's it? Right.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Yeah, 22nd it is, then.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18No, it's all I've ever wanted - a freezing-cold wedding(!)

0:18:21 > 0:18:22FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:18:22 > 0:18:28Yeah. ..OK, yeah, that's great! Thank you so much! Bye!

0:18:28 > 0:18:31We've got a date! March 22nd!

0:18:31 > 0:18:32My Wedding, the Sequel!

0:18:32 > 0:18:35- I'm thrilled.- Well, you can help me plan it if you like.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38I'm sure your dad would pay you.

0:18:38 > 0:18:42- You're all right. - You can't spend the rest of your life working in a chippy.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44And planning your wedding is such a step up, is it?

0:18:44 > 0:18:48Well, at least you wouldn't smell so bad at the end of your shift.

0:18:48 > 0:18:52At least come to the pub later, help us celebrate. We'd love to have you there.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57I wish she'd talk to Fatboy like that.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Well, we deserved it, didn't we?

0:19:00 > 0:19:01Something's up.

0:19:01 > 0:19:05Normally Amy would have eaten all that. She loves fish fingers.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Come on, Amy, come and eat your fish fingers.

0:19:08 > 0:19:12- Maybe she's feeling it. I know- I- am.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15I mean, this time next week...

0:19:15 > 0:19:19If I was a judge, it'd be open and shut. Wouldn't even get to court.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24Listen, if you need any help... Now I ain't got Ricky to clean up after,

0:19:24 > 0:19:28I've got so much time on my hands, I don't know what to do with meself!

0:19:28 > 0:19:30But you're rushed off your feet.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34I could handle it. Bring her over any time. The kids would love it.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37Someone to muck about with. You're not on your own.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Hi, is that Sophie?

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Hi, Sophie, it's Amy Mitchell's mum.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Yes, that one.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Well, you said I could call you any time.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57I want to make a complaint, actually, about...

0:19:57 > 0:19:59about one of your employees.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Whitney Dean.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13- It'll be all right.- I feel like I'm hijacking Shirley's get-together.

0:20:13 > 0:20:17Shirley wouldn't have a get-together if it weren't for you.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Living with the Moon brothers wearing you out?

0:20:20 > 0:20:24- They were in here asking for money. - If I'd been paying my way they wouldn't be short.

0:20:24 > 0:20:28- Boss, if you're having troubles, then take some of my shifts.- Really?

0:20:28 > 0:20:30This is hard work, you know!

0:20:30 > 0:20:35- Kat and Alfie ain't human as far as I'm concerned. You'd be doing me a favour.- Thank you, son, thanks!

0:20:36 > 0:20:38That's really, um...

0:20:38 > 0:20:39nice.

0:20:39 > 0:20:43Will you sit down? Here, you're not wearing that!

0:20:43 > 0:20:45It's my engagement ring!

0:20:45 > 0:20:50But people'll think I'm a cheapskate. I'm going to get you a proper diamond.

0:20:50 > 0:20:54- I don't know how you managed it, but thank you.- Well, he's not here yet.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Yeah, I am.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02HE YELLS

0:21:02 > 0:21:04He weren't lying. The van ain't there.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07All because I was trying to keep this place going.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10- Maybe we SHOULD get out. - What, leave?

0:21:10 > 0:21:14It's either that or sit around owing Derek money. What's left for us now, bruv?

0:21:15 > 0:21:16Cheers.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20What?

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Nothing.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30So, Ben, what's it like living with Mandy?

0:21:30 > 0:21:33- I bet she's a right handful. - Nah, she's all right.

0:21:33 > 0:21:38- I'd ask if you've seen her coming out the shower but that's wasted on you. - Your room's how you left it.

0:21:38 > 0:21:42- Anyway, Hev, ain't you got something to say? - Actually, I'd like to raise a glass.

0:21:42 > 0:21:47- Ben, the place, it ain't the same without you.- Yeah, Billy's no good on the games console.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50I do my best! They're well hard, them computer games.

0:21:50 > 0:21:54If I wanted to know what it was like to be in a real war, I'd have joined the Army.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Don't knock it! You need all the exercise you can get.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59You don't want all the headlines, come the summer.

0:21:59 > 0:22:04"Olympic torchbearer collapses after five yards with cramp."

0:22:04 > 0:22:09- The torch gets extinguished and the Games get called off!- All right! I'm doing training here and there.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11- So, Hev... - Don't you miss all this, Ben?

0:22:11 > 0:22:14- Being surrounded by people that love you?- Ian loves me.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Ian?!

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Ian Beale sold his heart years ago for a couple of extra quid.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21He doesn't know how to love anybody.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23- What, and you lot do?- Yeah!

0:22:23 > 0:22:25There's nothing wrong with my ticker, OK?

0:22:25 > 0:22:30You think I don't know what all this is about? All this happy family rubbish?

0:22:32 > 0:22:34You don't miss me. I turn your stomach.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39- You probably gave Billy a fiver just to tag along.- Oi, oi!

0:22:39 > 0:22:43Do you really think a drink and a pat on the back's going to make me change my mind?

0:22:43 > 0:22:49I'm going to waltz to prison, give Dad a hug just cos you ain't cleared out my room?! Bunch of mugs.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Come back here a minute. Just sit down.

0:22:54 > 0:22:55Go on, Hev.

0:22:55 > 0:23:00IAN: Ladies and gentlemen! Can I have your attention? Just a quick announcement.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03We've got a date, we've got a venue -

0:23:03 > 0:23:05the wedding's back on!

0:23:05 > 0:23:10- APPLAUSE - That is a marriage that ain't going to work.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12You think mine and Andrew's will?

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Hev!

0:23:25 > 0:23:28HE LAUGHS

0:23:39 > 0:23:40Michael.

0:23:43 > 0:23:44Drink?

0:23:46 > 0:23:49To what do I owe this pleasure?

0:24:00 > 0:24:01I want...

0:24:03 > 0:24:05..you...

0:24:05 > 0:24:07to leave my brothers alone.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10And why would I want to do that?

0:24:24 > 0:24:26My best friend's getting married.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31My best mate, she's getting married!

0:24:31 > 0:24:33I know!

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Oh, Hev, I'm so happy for you!

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Yeah, so am I.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Look, I'm sorry if it was the wrong time to say,

0:24:43 > 0:24:45but I just wanted you to know.

0:24:45 > 0:24:50Are you kidding?! You've made my day! You got a ring?

0:24:50 > 0:24:5324-carat plastic.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56It's stunning. When did he ask you?

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Yesterday.

0:24:58 > 0:25:04Hev, you are going to look so beautiful in your wedding dress!

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Come on.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10I want to show you off to everybody! Come on!

0:25:10 > 0:25:14Ladies and gentleman, the beautiful bride-to-be!

0:25:14 > 0:25:18- APPLAUSE - To the other happy couple! - Bubbly on the house!

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Ray, you are too good to be true!

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Heather, give me a hug!

0:25:24 > 0:25:25I'm so emotional!

0:25:25 > 0:25:28- Hev, Hev, I hope I'll be invited to the hen do!- OK!

0:25:28 > 0:25:32I'm so happy for you, Hev. Give us a hug. We're going to make it so special.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Have I missed something?

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Your son just announced his engagement!

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Man, you kept that quiet!

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Bride buddies!

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Come on, Andrew, more bubbly!

0:25:48 > 0:25:51Have you thought about a date yet?

0:25:51 > 0:25:54Not really. I mean, we talked about spring maybe, but...

0:25:54 > 0:25:57Spring wedding's a great idea.

0:25:57 > 0:26:01- And Dad was talking about a cancellation at the church in March, if you're interested.- Yeah?

0:26:01 > 0:26:03I think it's...the 22nd.

0:26:03 > 0:26:04Oh!

0:26:08 > 0:26:13ALL: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

0:26:13 > 0:26:15CHEERING

0:26:17 > 0:26:19HE PANTS

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Old school, eh?

0:26:50 > 0:26:52We're quits.

0:26:53 > 0:26:57Nah, we're not quits.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59As much as I enjoyed it.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04And I'm not quits with whoever grassed me up.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06They're lucky to be alive.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12The reason we're quits...

0:27:13 > 0:27:15..is your missus.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23She repaid me an hour ago.

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