0:00:28 > 0:00:31Who knows when Tiff's school uniform was last washed!
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Yeah, but shouldn't you be washing your French fancies?
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Ooh-la-la!
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Mwah! Ooh-la-la!
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Ant.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Anthony.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24I am so jealous. Who's going to cover for me while you're away?
0:01:24 > 0:01:29If I slip up again? Imagine, right, imagine me
0:01:29 > 0:01:33coming down at Lucy's facing Sir Ian of Beale in his dressing gown!
0:01:33 > 0:01:37It's got to be better than actually hanging round with Lucy Beale, isn't it?
0:01:37 > 0:01:41- She's all right, you know. - That's probably what they said about Rose West.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Whitney!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Hey! Nice jumper, Whit.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Top night, eh?
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Apart from Tyler trying it on with me.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56He's a sleaze bag, eh?
0:01:56 > 0:02:00You know, you two made a lucky escape. Well, all three of us.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Well, I'd love to stand around and gossip all day, but...
0:02:05 > 0:02:08I'll see you later.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Yes, love?
0:02:12 > 0:02:16So sorry, Andrew. I hope you managed to get George into nursery OK.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Give me a call back, please, yeah?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21It was a classic night, maid of honour.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25When I get married, it won't change anything between you and me.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- You'd better get back to him indoors.- Yeah.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32See you.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- I was drunk.- Oh, shove your excuses. - Look, Amira ain't my type.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55I'm not Amira's type. But she saw something in me and you had to go and ruin it.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58She was just there, mate. I don't know what I was doing.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02- You know what it is? Cos you can't have Whitney you thought you'd have a bit of mine.- No!
0:03:02 > 0:03:07- Don't want me to be happy. Never have, have you? - Whoa, whoa, girls, girls!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- Lost your knickers? - Let's forget about this.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Just forget about it? Like I had to forget about Jodie?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- He tried it on with Amira. - And this surprises you?
0:03:15 > 0:03:20It's hardly worth falling out over. You've only been seeing her a half hour.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24- I'm sorry.- You're sorry? You know, it's Fatboy I feel sorry for.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28- It's only a matter of time before you start dumping on him. - I wouldn't.- No?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Michael, make him disappear.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Come on, let's go down the gym.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- Let's work it all out there. - I want to go for a run first.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Yeah, maybe in front of a bus.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Andrew?
0:04:13 > 0:04:17- Cheese fondue.- Messy.- All right, chocolate fountain.- Urgh, sickly.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21- Oh, Andrew, hello. Where's Heather? - If you find out, let me know.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Oh, I knew it. Cold feet.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Nonsense. Andrew,
0:04:26 > 0:04:30your mother's bought a suit for George for the wedding without consulting Heather.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32I got it from the charity shop.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35If there's money left over, put it behind the bar,
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- give the guests a good knees-up. - It's a wedding,
0:04:37 > 0:04:41not an Highland fling. Anyway, a week ago, you couldn't give two hoots.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Yeah, well, it took me a while to warm to Heather,
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- but now...- You're lucky to have her as a daughter-in-law
0:04:47 > 0:04:50because Heather has got a heart two sizes too big.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52She puts everyone before herself.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Unless she's getting dragged away by Burley Carter.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Who?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Thank you for looking after George.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Did I have a choice?
0:05:03 > 0:05:08Erm, you know, on the way here, I realised the date.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13A year ago, I was nearly dead.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17There were fumes from this dodgy boiler
0:05:17 > 0:05:20in my lonely, grotty old bedsit.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22This morning, I realised just what I've got.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28A best friend who would do anything for me,
0:05:28 > 0:05:31two generous ladies who are just like mums,
0:05:31 > 0:05:34who are doing everything, you know, to make our big day perfect...
0:05:36 > 0:05:38..a gorgeous, healthy little boy...
0:05:40 > 0:05:43..and a big, strong man who makes me feel on top of the world...
0:05:45 > 0:05:48..and I can't believe how far I've come.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Give me that.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Take that off.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Perfect fit.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06We are, aren't we?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12- I love you.- I love you, too.
0:06:21 > 0:06:26Chef's phoned in sick. So, there's no chickens or jerks in here today.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Treating yourself?
0:06:28 > 0:06:34- I'm taking a break, Patrick. From sobriety.- Again?
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Maybe we could get our heads together, you know,
0:06:38 > 0:06:40before Heather's wedding?
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- I could do with some advice about giving her away.- Yeah, yeah.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Here you go, Paddy, strong and black.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Just like my favourite bar man. - Thank you, brother.
0:06:48 > 0:06:53Listen, I'm not in, OK? I'm not in.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Derek, fancy a drink?
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Cos there's a really good pub about four postcodes away.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Well, any time you need a bit of company, Shirley.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06I've heard the washed-up ones are always more grateful.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Is Alfie about?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Erm, the cash and carry.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Right.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Tell him I'll call back later.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Can't believe you're dragging me here.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Me, too.- You missed your last scan. It's important.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36SHE GROANS IN PAIN
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Are you OK?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39- No, not really.- What's the matter?
0:07:39 > 0:07:43- What's wrong with Lola?- It's a big pain. You two not talking.
0:07:43 > 0:07:48- Lola!- Well, come on, just stop being pathetic and call a truce, yeah?
0:07:48 > 0:07:49Abi?
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- The big mouth?- Don't start on her.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54For the baby's sake.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Look, Ben, come and see the baby with us, yeah?
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Needs all the friends it can get round here. Please?
0:08:02 > 0:08:05All right.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Fats, I ain't got time. I ain't even packed yet.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Well, you know, I thought we could get in the mood, mademoiselle.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19You know, a little le vin rouge and le fromage, huh?
0:08:19 > 0:08:20It's the morning.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Exactement. - You know I hate red wine.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Moi, aussi. But when in France, girl.
0:08:24 > 0:08:29- I'll change it for a coffee, then. - All right.- I'll do that for you.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Paris, eh? Aren't you lucky?
0:08:31 > 0:08:36- Yeah.- I wouldn't be surprised if you came back with a ring on your finger.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Hopefully not. Just a massive hangover.- Really?
0:08:39 > 0:08:44Mr Commitment over there sporting a gold embossed capital C!
0:08:44 > 0:08:45You've struck gold, Whitney.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47A best friend and a lover.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Phil and I have never been best friends.
0:08:56 > 0:09:01You know, even when things are good between us,
0:09:01 > 0:09:04we've never been friends. But then, who wants a man to tell you
0:09:04 > 0:09:07that you've got nice shoes and wants to sit down and do
0:09:07 > 0:09:09the Countdown Conundrum with you?
0:09:09 > 0:09:15No, I need a man that bowls me over and you know, Phil still does it.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17He still sets me on fire.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22You know, if I were you, Whit,
0:09:22 > 0:09:24I wouldn't leave that hotel room in Paris.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Hey up. Gang's all here. Going anywhere nice?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Her scan.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Oh, right.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44I didn't want a fuss.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48- Well, it should have be her 12 week scan, but she missed that, so... - Yeah, I know.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51I kept asking when your next appointment is.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Yeah, well, I'm going to hospital now, ain't I?
0:09:53 > 0:09:58- Have my place, Bill, if you want.- You can have mine and all, if you want.
0:09:58 > 0:10:03- Thanks for keeping me informed. - You've seen it. These lot ain't. I did think it'd be a laugh.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Oh, yeah, really funny keeping me out of the loop.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10- Have I got "mug" tattooed on my forehead? - No, "fuss". Fuss. All the time.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11You're doing my head in.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Why is she worth you fighting and sleeping through Walford?
0:10:14 > 0:10:18- What's so special about her? - I should ask Janine the same question about you.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20You need to move on, brother.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23I can't. I can't. And it's driving me mental!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25It's driving me mental seeing you like this.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Come on, you've got to tell her.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- I promised Fatboy I wouldn't go there. - She was yours first, weren't she?
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Paris, man.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36It's pathetic.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Why would you want to go and sightsee
0:10:38 > 0:10:41when you've got the most beautiful girl to look at?
0:10:43 > 0:10:47The biggest, kindest eyes, man, and her smile...
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Paris.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Bruv, let me tell you, if that was me,
0:10:52 > 0:10:54we'd go to Great Auntie Moon's caravan in Wales.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58Laying under a duvet for a week, listening to the rain outside.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00I'd go to Paris, myself.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02HE LAUGHS
0:11:02 > 0:11:04- You've got to tell her. - She knows, man.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Yeah, I bet she does, watching you pull anything that moves.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Most people just send flowers.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15- I'm such an idiot.- Mmm.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Tell her before she goes.
0:11:21 > 0:11:27Delivery for Alfie Moon. No signature required.
0:11:27 > 0:11:33OK. Right, and no questions required either. Right, Paddy?
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Paris is just the start, sweetheart, all right.
0:11:41 > 0:11:46When I'm big in the Balearics, I'll buy us a little villa - you in a two-piece sipping cocktails.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Then, David Guetta coming round for tips and that.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52Yeah, well, I won't be going anywhere if I don't pack.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- See you later.- All right, baby.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00Whitney!
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Look. You're going on this holiday, right?- Yeah.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10You have a lovely time,
0:12:10 > 0:12:13staring at old paintings and going up old towers.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Looking down your nose at me?
0:12:15 > 0:12:19See, I suppose your idea of a holiday would be Vegas, probably.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Strippers, slot machines, different girl every night of the week.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27No, look. I said I like you. Well, I don't, all right?
0:12:27 > 0:12:32Cos that's what you say about a pair of jeans or your dinner.
0:12:32 > 0:12:38And I have never felt this way before.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41But if you don't think the same - fine.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Well, not fine, but it'll have to be.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45And I promise I'll leave you alone.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49- But if there is a chance... - No, I don't feel the same.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Tyler, what are you doing? Put me down!
0:12:57 > 0:12:59What are you doing?!
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Are you sure you don't feel the same?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Fats should knock you out for that.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Shall I get you a plaster?
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- For that wounded ego?- What?
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Last night. Look. I was just getting you back
0:13:36 > 0:13:39for how you treated my mates in the past.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Someone had to make a stand.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Wow. A proper feminist.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46So, what is this, another game?
0:13:46 > 0:13:49I'm sorry you fell out with Anthony last night.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53- What's that got to do with you? - Well, I'm close to my brother. He's my twin.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57When we fall out, I just know how much it hurts.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01Drop by later and I'll throw in some free chips, yeah? No hard feelings?
0:14:03 > 0:14:06It'll take a free fish, peas and curry sauce for that.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10Well, as long as my dad doesn't find out. Mates?
0:14:10 > 0:14:11Yeah.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28I'm really glad you and Heather have made up. You know, calmed down.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Heather and George. You know, they keep me in check.
0:14:31 > 0:14:37Good. Well, if there's anything you need me to help you with.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39I'm not being funny, Andrew,
0:14:39 > 0:14:42but, I mean, Dot hardly knows you.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44She knows Heather, she knows what she likes.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46And if Heather's happy, then so am I.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49That's why you'll make a lovely husband.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50It's his day, too.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52And it's not your day. Cake?
0:14:52 > 0:14:57No, thanks. The amount of birthdays you've ruined.
0:14:57 > 0:15:02- I can't wait to see what you've got in store for when it matters. - I've always made your birthdays fun.
0:15:02 > 0:15:08- Yeah? Fifth birthday - house full of strangers from the pub. - You DO surprise me(!)
0:15:08 > 0:15:12Me eating cake off the floor where it'd been dropped.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16You're not usually so fussed where your cake comes from.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20You know, I'd been asking and asking for this red toy motorbike.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Saw it in the window every day.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Opened my present, it was a football.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27It was leather.
0:15:27 > 0:15:32- All boys like football.- Anything I ever wanted, you never listened.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Auntie Dot, I don't suppose you could help me choose?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Oh, well, I'm no style expert,
0:15:38 > 0:15:42but then, two heads are better than one.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Let's have a look. Oh, nice.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47KEYS JANGLE
0:15:55 > 0:15:57So, I've just seen Whitney.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Yeah?
0:15:59 > 0:16:00Mmm.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05She's at home. Right now.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Packing matching lingerie, bruv!
0:16:08 > 0:16:11HE LAUGHS
0:16:11 > 0:16:15Here. Erm, look, I found these.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Old man must've brought them back from Spain.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22You have them.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Mate, there's like 50 euros here.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Just have a good time with Whitney, man.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Thanks, brother. Nice one.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34You know what? Come here, come here. Thank you, bruv.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42THEY LAUGH
0:16:42 > 0:16:46This ain't the one where you can see whether it's got a winky or not.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48This is just...
0:16:48 > 0:16:51This is just to see how far gone, you know...
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Check everything's all right.
0:16:53 > 0:16:58I've got a little girl - Janet.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01She, erm... She has Down's Syndrome.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06I wouldn't change her for the world, but it's a worry, ain't it?
0:17:06 > 0:17:12- I mean, at this stage, you know, you just want to hear a heartbeat. - Pops, will you just listen?
0:17:14 > 0:17:17BABY'S HEARTBEAT THUMPS
0:17:27 > 0:17:29HE SNIFFS
0:17:29 > 0:17:31You promised.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Sorry.
0:17:42 > 0:17:47Bonjour, sweetheart. Ready to go? I guess you need a hand picking out something to wear.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51I can't go.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54What? Babe?
0:17:54 > 0:17:57I've got coursework coming out my ears
0:17:57 > 0:18:01and my boss had a go at me cos it's too short notice or something.
0:18:01 > 0:18:05- Well, you know I can't put a foot wrong there again. - This is why you need the break.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06I've got too much on, Fats.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08That's exactly why you need the break.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Yeah, well, I do want to go to Paris with you...
0:18:11 > 0:18:13No, you don't.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Yes, I do.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19But you'd prefer to write an essay or to be on time
0:18:19 > 0:18:23- for that unpaid work you do at the playgroup?- Kiss me.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25What? Why?
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Just do it.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31Is this some type of test? Like, if I pass, you're coming away with me?
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Is this something to do with Rob?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Did he take you to Paris?- No.- Well, then, have I done something wrong?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Just kiss me, Fats.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50I've tried, OK?
0:18:50 > 0:18:54I've tried so hard. But every time I kiss you,
0:18:54 > 0:18:56it's like, it's like...
0:18:57 > 0:19:00It's like kissing my best mate.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03My closest friend.
0:19:04 > 0:19:10The closest friend, the guy that has pulled me through some of the worst times of my life
0:19:10 > 0:19:14and made me feel so happy with myself again.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Yeah? Well, I wish I didn't.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- Cos then, you wouldn't have outgrown me.- I haven't.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Then, why does this feel like you're dumping me?
0:19:23 > 0:19:27I'm not. I love you to bits.
0:19:27 > 0:19:28What, as a friend?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Yeah.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38What, and that's it?
0:19:40 > 0:19:41No.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Well, then, come away to Paris with me, man.
0:19:43 > 0:19:48Fats, listen to me, I can't because I'd be cheating you and I'd be cheating me.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52You're so lovely. You're so lovely but you're killing me with it.
0:19:53 > 0:19:59- I'm only 19.- Wait, wait. So, what, I have done something wrong, then?
0:19:59 > 0:20:03This is me, yeah? So, what, did I treat you too nice or what?
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Did I buy you too many gifts or pay you too many compliments?
0:20:06 > 0:20:12- I mean, am I such a monster? I'd take a bullet for you!- Fats...
0:20:14 > 0:20:15..I want to be with Tyler.
0:20:19 > 0:20:20What?
0:20:23 > 0:20:27Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. What did you say? What?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Wait, have you... Have you...
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- Have you two been...?- No, no. - Has he come on to you?
0:20:35 > 0:20:39- Listen to me. This is all me. This is all me.- Yeah, listen, listen.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42You are stamping on my heart. Don't treat me like an idiot.
0:20:42 > 0:20:47You don't make my heart thump so hard it feels like my ribs will break every time you look at me, OK?
0:20:50 > 0:20:53You know what? That's funny, cos...
0:20:54 > 0:20:58..you've just described exactly how I feel about you.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07SHE SOBS
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Fats, I'm so sorry.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12I am. I'm really sorry.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Can we still be friends, please?
0:21:21 > 0:21:25You want to be friends after this? To make you feel better about the way you're treating me?
0:21:28 > 0:21:30I don't expect you to...
0:21:32 > 0:21:35..but you're the best thing I've ever had.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39- You are.- Second best, babe.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Second.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Have you told him?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Well, I can't guarantee that
0:21:52 > 0:21:56I'm going to be able to pick up the pieces like normal, babe, all right?
0:21:56 > 0:21:58So, so...
0:22:00 > 0:22:02So, good luck.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12DOOR CLOSES
0:22:12 > 0:22:14SHE SOBS
0:22:36 > 0:22:38MOBILE PHONE BEEPS
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- Will you take the morning off? - Yeah, but I'll make it up.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14You talking to Ben?
0:23:15 > 0:23:19- Sort of.- How's that come about? - I don't know.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Give it a bit of time, then you can bend his ear.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Shirl...
0:23:28 > 0:23:29..I don't want to.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32What, you don't want Phil released?
0:23:32 > 0:23:37You know I do. But Ben's the closest thing I've got to a brother. I don't want to mess it up.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41- Even after what he's done. - I don't want to sit here thinking that this is it.
0:23:41 > 0:23:46Look, come on, Jay. You can help. Talk to Ben. Get him to retract.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50- Like last time we turned the charm on? It made things worse. - We can't give up.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54You can make him see sense. I know that you can.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56It's not that easy, is it?
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Do you want me to make it easy for you?
0:24:00 > 0:24:02I'm sorry, Shirl, but...
0:24:49 > 0:24:54- Oh, I know, asthma. - Just locked up for ten minutes.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57- Wanted to double check we were OK? - Course we are.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Laundrette ain't, Heather.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Sorry, Mrs Branning.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06I thought we could have crispy noodles and snuggles on the sofa tonight?
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Heather, I've been thinking about flowers.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12What about pink and white peonies in the church?
0:25:12 > 0:25:17The vicar says he can get them cheap. They stand for Spring and renewed hope.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Awww. Then, that's exactly what I want.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24Between you and me, I ain't listening to anything my old ma says anymore.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28You've got the edge, Auntie Dot. You're pure class.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30DOORBELL RINGS
0:25:30 > 0:25:33- Bye, Mrs Branning.- Bye, Heather.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- All right?- Shirl, look! - Oh, yeah, nice.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Thought I'd take you to the cinema tonight - Thelma And Louise.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42- It's her favourite film. - She's got it on DVD.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45It ain't the same, is it, as seeing it on the big screen?
0:25:45 > 0:25:48- Two husband-hating lesbians? - Oh, no, they're not lesbians.
0:25:48 > 0:25:52ENGINE REVS OUTSIDE
0:25:55 > 0:26:00- How about matching Harleys to take your wedding vows on, eh, son?- Ma!
0:26:00 > 0:26:02There we go.
0:26:09 > 0:26:15- Want a test drive? - Oh, Hev, look at it! It's a beast!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17SHE REVS THE ENGINE
0:26:47 > 0:26:51Alfie. Oi, oi, oi, oi.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53It's water!
0:26:53 > 0:26:57All right. Well, I reckon I could stretch to a couple of soft drinks.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00- Yeah, if we don't have to talk about babies.- I won't, I promise.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Now, is it me
0:27:03 > 0:27:06or is it really hot in here?
0:27:10 > 0:27:12SHE LAUGHS
0:27:12 > 0:27:14What? T-shirt, isn't it?
0:27:16 > 0:27:17Branning alert.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19What? Oh.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21- Hola.- Hey, Del.
0:27:21 > 0:27:26- Derek.- Listen, Derek, I've been all over my contacts, like pigeons on chips.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29- But...- You've had your first consignment, Alf. I know.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Yes, but my main contact, Marcio, right?
0:27:32 > 0:27:36- Well, he's had a bit of bad news. You see, his bar burnt down. - What, insurance job?
0:27:36 > 0:27:41- I don't know. He's got the heat on him at the moment.- Heat!
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Yeah. Anyway, if you leave it with me, it'll be fine.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46Oi, things are rolling now.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Nothing can stop it.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51No, and I don't want to, either. Trust me.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53You ain't cooling off, are you?
0:27:53 > 0:27:57What? No. Course not. That would be stupid, wouldn't it?
0:27:57 > 0:28:03Yeah, and stupid you ain't. That's why I've invested heavily in you.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06No turning back now, Alf.
0:28:15 > 0:28:19GIGGLING
0:28:25 > 0:28:26Tyler?
0:28:28 > 0:28:29Tyler?
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