17/02/2012

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0:00:37 > 0:00:38Whitney!

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Whit!

0:00:50 > 0:00:54You can get 'em in a variety of shades so you can match 'em to your colour theme.

0:00:54 > 0:00:59Oh, Hev, just imagine. You and Patrick going down the aisle on one.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01And me going down the other with baby George.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Hello?

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Yeah, just a sec.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10- BIKE ENGINE REVS LOUDLY - I'll pick you up at seven. - What?- Seven!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Shirl. Shirl!

0:01:12 > 0:01:14What do you mean you're not well?

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Look, we've been cooped up in here all morning.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Let's go out and get some fresh air.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Wait, let me just see if she was two-timing him

0:01:30 > 0:01:33with her brother or her ex-con lesbian lover.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Since when did you watch this kind of rubbish?

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Since I wasn't allowed to go to work, Afia!

0:01:38 > 0:01:42Tam! Honestly, sometimes you're worse than Kamil!

0:01:42 > 0:01:45C'mon, get that off and changed.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51Yeah, OK. I'll catch you up.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Go ahead.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56I dunno what you're getting so worked up about.

0:01:56 > 0:02:02I'm not getting worked up. S'just. she seemed a little bit upset.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05She's not your problem anymore. She's with Fatboy, remember?

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Your best mate. Who you live with.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17I thought they were supposed to be in Paris?

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Maybe they're leaving tonight.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Is this really what you want to talk about right now?

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Maybe this weren't such a good idea.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26OK.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30I've got a bit of a headache, to tell you the truth.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Yeah, I've got somewhere to be actually.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34I'll call you back.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43- Please tell me you didn't. - I didn't.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48I sit on that sofa, Tyler. Half of this sofa is mine.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53You just can't help yourself, can you?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Fats, you got a minute?

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Now's not really a good time, babe.

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Are you all right?

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Yeah. Yeah, course.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12I wanted to talk to you about... about Tam.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16I'm worried about him.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19He's only just started to acknowledge my existence again

0:03:19 > 0:03:23but, well, something's still up and he won't talk to me about it.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27I don't suppose you could, you know, take him out for a drink or something?

0:03:27 > 0:03:29I don't really think I'm the right guy.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31He's still getting dressed in the bathroom.

0:03:31 > 0:03:37With the door locked. Please, Fats.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39He could really do with a mate right now.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50A Harley Davidson! I thought you'd be a bit more excited.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53I know your mum can be overbearing but that...

0:03:53 > 0:03:55You do know that Thelma and Louise went off a cliff?

0:03:55 > 0:03:59- What's that gotta do with anything? - All that feminist clap trap. They leave their men.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02- They die. - I think you're missing the point.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04No, you are.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07I thought you said tonight was going to be all about us.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Course, it's just that...

0:04:10 > 0:04:12I'll speak to Shirl. I promise.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15All right.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34Beautiful, ain't it? Keep pinching myself.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Ain't never been loved like this before.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40I hate letting Shirley down, though.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43I mean, she ain't said nothing, but, you know,

0:04:43 > 0:04:46all this stuff with Phil, it must be eating her up inside.

0:04:46 > 0:04:51I know I'm not his biggest fan but you can't help who you love, can you?

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Didn't you come for your washing?

0:05:09 > 0:05:13Ain't you two supposed to be sipping Champagne in gay Paris?

0:05:13 > 0:05:17- Yeah, all right, none of my business. You want to make yourself useful?- What?

0:05:17 > 0:05:21Marie is ill, I'm half-cut and Bianca's gone gallivanting who knows where.

0:05:21 > 0:05:26So if you don't want me to give her job away get in that kitchen pronto.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27Oi!

0:05:27 > 0:05:31You're all right, you'll be covered in sick for the next year. Get used to it.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33I'll send you the dry-cleaning bill.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Be cheaper to buy a new one. Oi, come on then!

0:05:40 > 0:05:43- OK, what is it? - What's what?

0:05:44 > 0:05:50The very important thing you needed to talk to me about? Fatboy?

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Yeah... No...

0:05:51 > 0:05:54I just wanted to know how you was feeling, you know,

0:05:54 > 0:05:57after all the...

0:05:57 > 0:06:00- Did Afia put you up this? - No! No. No, all right.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Afia? Afia who? Who's Afia?

0:06:02 > 0:06:05I just wish she'd stop fussing and leave me alone.

0:06:05 > 0:06:11Hey, Mr Lover Boy! No arm candy, eh? Losing your touch, ain't ya?

0:06:11 > 0:06:12Just a pint please, mate.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Nothing to talk about here really is there?

0:06:14 > 0:06:18It was just a ruse to get me to "express my feelings".

0:06:18 > 0:06:22Which isn't going to happen, by the way. So you can drop the mean and moody act.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Unless that's got something to do with him?- No.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Whitney?- No.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31He... He makes her heart thump.

0:06:35 > 0:06:40This coat is not from a charity shop unlike most of Shirley Carter's wardrobe.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Well, it won't fit you for much longer.

0:06:46 > 0:06:51If I saw a pig, I would actually run after it with a knife and fork.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55Boy. Gotta be. And he's going to be a whopper.

0:06:57 > 0:06:58What are you doing here, Michael?

0:06:58 > 0:07:01I got you...that.

0:07:03 > 0:07:04How thoughtful.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09You're welcome. How was your Valentine's gig?

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Oh, so you did remember that it was Valentine's Day?

0:07:12 > 0:07:16Oh, don't tell me you go in for all that, do you?

0:07:16 > 0:07:17We didn't break even.

0:07:17 > 0:07:22Well, I'm hardly surprised. Loads of teenagers looking to cop off. Yuck!

0:07:22 > 0:07:26And a waddling, pregnant bird on the door - that was a joke. Passion killer.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30Shut the door on your way out. That was not a joke.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Is he all right? He's hardly said anything since he got here.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55They're so much more attractive when they don't speak.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Maybe we should just go to the caff?

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Yeah. Cos that'd help, wouldn't it? Tea and a biscuit.

0:08:00 > 0:08:06Fatboy, confrontation's not a good idea, cos he used to box, remember?

0:08:06 > 0:08:09All right, Fatboy?

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Shouldn't you be on your way to Paris by now?

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Yeah, I should.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16- Well, where's Whitney?- Is that a hickey?- Think about something else.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19You dirty dog! Who was it this time, eh?

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Alfie! That could have been someone special?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23It weren't. It weren't.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Whoa, whoa, whoa! Fats, what are you doing?

0:08:25 > 0:08:28- You're supposed to be mates. - I thought so too. No-one special?

0:08:28 > 0:08:31We broke up cos of you! You waste, man!

0:08:36 > 0:08:37Fats.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41Well that was fun. We should do it again some day.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Fats, I'm sorry, all right?

0:08:44 > 0:08:46It was a stupid spur-of-the-moment thing.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49My fault. Not Whit's. It didn't mean nothing.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52- Please don't break up over a silly kiss.- You don't realise.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54She left ME. For YOU.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57My best friend. And you knew how I felt about her, bruv!

0:08:57 > 0:09:01But that didn't matter. She's just another bunny in the bed, eh?

0:09:01 > 0:09:05You didn't even have enough decency to get her out the Emporium.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06What?

0:09:06 > 0:09:08OK, I'll just go.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12Fats. Bruv, you know earlier. You know I weren't talking about Whitney, right?

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Listen, don't chief me off. I heard you...together.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19Bruv, you've got it twisted, OK. That weren't Whit in the Emporium.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23- She did come but we didn't speak because... - Cos...cos of what, bruv?

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Cos I was with Lucy.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29- Lucy Beale.- But even if I weren't, it wouldn't have meant nothing cos me and you are mates

0:09:29 > 0:09:31and mates don't do that.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33- You already said you kissed her. - Once!

0:09:33 > 0:09:37Once, man, I lost control, OK? I don't know how. My head has been all over the place.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40You said you didn't have feelings for her.

0:09:41 > 0:09:42I lied.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48So... So all the other girls.

0:09:48 > 0:09:49Were just me wishing that I didn't.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Cos me and you, we're brothers, all right?

0:09:53 > 0:09:56And if it ain't cool with you then me and Whit...

0:09:56 > 0:09:58It ain't cool.

0:09:59 > 0:10:00So it ends here.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Good.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07You know what? You can keep your guilt money, bruv.

0:10:17 > 0:10:22Whit. Always turning up when I least expect to see you.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Black coffee to go, please.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31Sorry about earlier. I didn't mean to embarrass you.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33You didn't.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37Well, it's not usually my style. But you know Tyler.

0:10:37 > 0:10:42Yeah. Well if I were you, I'd get myself down the clinic.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45I asked for coffee.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Don't worry. I've got all day.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02You have been here less than an hour

0:11:02 > 0:11:04and already you've mucked up three orders.

0:11:04 > 0:11:09Just go home. I'll cover till I can find a waitress

0:11:09 > 0:11:12- that does come from planet earth.- No!

0:11:14 > 0:11:17- I wasn't asking you. - Please, Shirl. I'd rather be here.

0:11:17 > 0:11:21- It's not my fault that you've split up with loverboy. - Yeah, well, I dumped him.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22My best mate for a cheating pig.

0:11:24 > 0:11:25Which cheating pig?

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Tyler Moon. He'd been chasing me for months.

0:11:29 > 0:11:30They're always the same.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33You give them a chance and then they just go.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35No, we actually haven't got together.

0:11:35 > 0:11:40So who is he actually cheating on?

0:11:42 > 0:11:47- I didn't know Fatboy had it in him. - You'd be surprised what people do when they're pushed to the limit.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49So you're not with Whitney?

0:11:49 > 0:11:50No.

0:11:50 > 0:11:51Well, he was. Sort of. Ages ago.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Then Fatboy's with Whitney, then she broke it off.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56- Because you kissed her? - No, it was because she...

0:11:56 > 0:11:59- Oh, dear.- These things happen. - Not unless you let them.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Jean, not now, eh, sweetheart? - I'm worried about Lauren.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04What's she going to think when she finds out?

0:12:04 > 0:12:08Lauren's ancient history. Do you want to keep up, darling?

0:12:11 > 0:12:12Nice one.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15I would offer to even you up

0:12:15 > 0:12:18but I'm busy all afternoon shifting boxes, ON MY OWN.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Get me a bottle please, Alfie. - No, Alf, let me get this.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25I'm sorry. I've been acting like a right muppet.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29That depends, don't it? What Muppet you're talking about.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33You're like the one on the drums that chases after women and thumps people.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37Only difference is, looks like you who's getting thumped. Cheers.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Afia said to say sorry.

0:12:41 > 0:12:45She's probably feeling bad for making you do your bit for care in the community.

0:12:45 > 0:12:50C'mon, man. It weren't like that. You should go easy on her, you know.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53You should probably stay with us tonight.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56No, I mean it. You dunno how lucky you are. Afia's crazy about you.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59She's crazy anyway.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04C'mon. I know what everyone says. Look at her. Look at him.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07- And that was before the fire. - D'you think she's that superficial?

0:13:07 > 0:13:12OK, I've got skin from my thigh grafted to my back.

0:13:12 > 0:13:13I'm a freak!

0:13:13 > 0:13:16She ain't going to see it like that.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18She's not going to see it at all.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20That ain't fair. It's not just about what you want.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22You got to think of her.

0:13:26 > 0:13:31And all this time I'm like, "Fatboy, Tyler? Tyler or Fatboy?"

0:13:31 > 0:13:32What if neither of them are right?

0:13:32 > 0:13:36You're 19 years old. Do something about it.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Find a fella that you fancy, makes you laugh

0:13:38 > 0:13:42and don't smell too much and then enjoy every minute of it.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Shirl? Can I have a word, please?

0:13:44 > 0:13:47We have got exactly three hours and fifteen minutes

0:13:47 > 0:13:51before our date with Mr Pitt and some cheesy nachos.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52The thing is...

0:13:53 > 0:13:54What is the thing, Hev?

0:13:54 > 0:13:59- Y'know how much I love the cinema and it's been such a long... - Yeah, spit it out.

0:13:59 > 0:14:04We've spent so much time together lately that Andrew feels a bit left out.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Should get some mates of his own then.

0:14:06 > 0:14:11- It's just that I promised I'd do more stuff with him, you know, make an effort.- What sort of stuff?

0:14:11 > 0:14:13I dunno. You know, a meal or something.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15I mean, nothing fancy.

0:14:15 > 0:14:16OK.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18You sure?

0:14:18 > 0:14:22Mmm. Whatever makes you happy.

0:14:22 > 0:14:26Anyway, Brad Pitt - he ain't all that.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Thanks. See ya.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31CROCKERY BREAKS

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Sorry.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41I refuse to conform to a holiday dreamt up by a card company

0:14:41 > 0:14:46designed solely to extract cash from gullible teenagers.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49"Happy Belated Valentines" might have just done.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51SHE SCREAMS

0:14:55 > 0:14:58- Oooh!- Yeah. Huh?

0:14:58 > 0:15:02- That ain't from no charity shop. - Well, I can tell.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06Yeah, feel the quality. Check out inside. Open it. Open it.

0:15:13 > 0:15:14Michael...

0:15:14 > 0:15:16is this a baby-changing bag?

0:15:16 > 0:15:17Yeah, yeah. Look!

0:15:17 > 0:15:21You just wouldn't know, would you? All the stuff going on inside -

0:15:21 > 0:15:22it's so intricate.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25SHE SIGHS

0:15:25 > 0:15:27I...

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Come on. I thought a woman like you would appreciate something practical.

0:15:31 > 0:15:36And who ever thought... that romance was dead?

0:15:40 > 0:15:45- Will you be all right on your own for a bit? I got a few things to do. - Yeah, course.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47You must really miss him.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Phil, I mean.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52That's what your mates are for - get you through the rough times.

0:15:52 > 0:15:57- You still got whatshis-Moon, ain't you?- Tyler.- You do still want him, don't you?

0:15:58 > 0:16:03Whit...nobody ever choked to death swallowing their pride.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23I, er... I spoke to Shirl and, er, Mrs Branning.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26She's agreed to have George for the evening, so...

0:16:26 > 0:16:27I'm all yours.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29- For mademoiselle.- Oh!

0:16:29 > 0:16:33I'm sorry. It's all they had the day after Valentine's.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Oh!

0:16:35 > 0:16:37What did I do to deserve you, eh?

0:16:37 > 0:16:39KNOCK AT DOOR

0:16:39 > 0:16:42- SHIRLEY:- You in there, Hev?

0:16:45 > 0:16:49- Go on, Tyler, you can't stay here all day.- I can make my own decisions.- Oh, yeah.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52That's been good for you, ain't it(?) Just go home, yeah?

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Things always look brighter in the morning. Rosier, even.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Fats, enough now, mate.- Hey.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Alfie, I ain't come here to make no trouble, all right? I swear.

0:17:07 > 0:17:13- D'you love her?- He don't even know what love is.- Hey, hold your mouth, man. I ain't even talking to you.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18- I just want her to be happy, Fats. - Well...

0:17:18 > 0:17:22this ain't never going to be cool, all right?

0:17:22 > 0:17:24But as long as you look after her...

0:17:26 > 0:17:27You won.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Shirl, what kind of surprise?

0:17:42 > 0:17:46- Well, it wouldn't be a surprise, would it, if I told you? - This better be good.

0:17:48 > 0:17:49Da-da!

0:17:54 > 0:17:56MUSIC: "Young Guns" by Wham!

0:17:56 > 0:17:59I, er... I was going to book a table for the three of us, but...

0:17:59 > 0:18:01I thought this would be more cosy.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17Well...I done the right thing. Now it's your turn.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22- I dunno what you're talking about. - Yeah. You do.

0:18:30 > 0:18:31All right, Whit?

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Er...Emin'll take your order.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38No, it's you I wanted to... to speak to.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42- Oh, right. Well, listen, if it's about this morning...- No, look.

0:18:42 > 0:18:46- Nothing happened this morning. It nearly did but...- It doesn't matter.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49See the good news is... I spoke to Fatboy.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52He told me how you two split up cos of me,

0:18:52 > 0:18:56and he's cool with it. Well, he's not cool with it. But he's not NOT cool with it, so...

0:18:56 > 0:18:59I was thinking - it's probably best to stay at yours first.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02I mean, we don't want to rub his nose in it.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05- 'Specially while it's nice and quiet with the kids away.- Hm.

0:19:05 > 0:19:06You arrogant pig!

0:19:06 > 0:19:10- I can't believe you, Tyler.- What?!

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Whit...

0:19:14 > 0:19:18So let me get this straight. Fatboy gave you permission, so now we're just together like that?

0:19:18 > 0:19:22- OK, maybe it's come out wrong. I have sunk a few...- Listen to me, Tyler.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26No-one - and I mean no-one - decides who I see and who I don't.

0:19:29 > 0:19:30Just...

0:19:30 > 0:19:34You think you're so irresistible, don't you? Look. Well, you ain't.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36You're just jealous cos of this morning.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Jealous of who? Lucy Beale? Yeah, all right(!) I'm worth ten of her.

0:19:39 > 0:19:44- Now who's being arrogant? - Yeah, well, if you like her so much, then why are you chasing after me?

0:19:44 > 0:19:49- Or is that what it's all about? The chase?- Yeah, cos this is great. I'm loving this(!)

0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Yeah, well, go away and leave me alone, then!- Well...

0:19:52 > 0:19:55If that's what you really want... I will.

0:19:57 > 0:19:58Yeah, it is.

0:20:23 > 0:20:24You want a prawn cracker?

0:20:24 > 0:20:26- No, thanks.- Hev?

0:20:26 > 0:20:30Nah. He don't like the way they fizz on his tongue. Ain't that right?

0:20:30 > 0:20:34Hmm. Here, your mum pulled it out bag, didn't she, with that Harley?

0:20:34 > 0:20:35Mm.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Look, are you going to make an effort?

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Only Hev here, she thinks we should be spending more time together.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46What - the three of us?

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Well, no, she never used those words but I got the idea.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52- Yeah. Well, I think you got the idea wrong.- Andrew...

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Look, I know Hev like the veins on the back of my hand.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58I know what she's thinking before she even thinks it

0:20:58 > 0:21:02and right now, more than anything, she wants us to get along -

0:21:02 > 0:21:06almost as much as she wants to finish off these spring rolls. Ain't that right, Hev?

0:21:07 > 0:21:10She's kind.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13She knows you're lonely and she don't want to let you down.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17She's a good person, and I respect that.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20But you abuse her good nature. Take advantage.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23That ain't friendship.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26- What are you on about? - I'm not very hungry.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31- Now look what you've done! - I'll deal with this.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34And if I was you, I'd find some other mug to bully.

0:21:34 > 0:21:39Cos once me and Hev are married, nothing's going to get between us.

0:21:51 > 0:21:52Went well, then(?)

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Oh, who did that? Whitney?

0:21:57 > 0:22:00- Fatboy.- So you told her how you felt?

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Ish.

0:22:03 > 0:22:07You didn't mention that caravan in Wales, did you? Cos that was a bit weird.

0:22:08 > 0:22:12Oh, dear. Come on. Let's get a beer in you, son.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23It's OK - I'm here.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Look, I tried to explain but it's like everything I say, she twists round.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39And you're surprised? That's how birds roll.

0:22:39 > 0:22:43- They always say the opposite of what they want. That's basic, Tyler. It's basic.- You reckon?

0:22:43 > 0:22:48Yeah. And more than "reckon". I know. So, what did she say?

0:22:48 > 0:22:50- Stay away, yeah?- Mm.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Get over there, then. Get over there.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Yeah, but how? What do I do?

0:22:54 > 0:22:57Oh, dear, oh dear. Got it bad, ain't you?

0:22:58 > 0:23:02This is what you do. Get up, dust yourself down.

0:23:02 > 0:23:06Turn around. No guts, no glory, yeah? Remember. Go!

0:23:22 > 0:23:24FRONT DOOR OPENS

0:23:31 > 0:23:33I saved you the orange ones.

0:23:33 > 0:23:37What d'you think came first - the colour or the fruit?

0:23:38 > 0:23:40You're such a geek.

0:23:40 > 0:23:44Well, we all know who I got that from. How's Fatboy?

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Er, yeah, he's putting on a brave face.

0:23:56 > 0:23:57Afia?

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Yeah?

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Oh, you don't need to take it off... SHE WINCES

0:24:04 > 0:24:05Tam!

0:24:28 > 0:24:31JANINE: Well, I can't see you anywhere.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35Michael... This had better be good, or...

0:24:35 > 0:24:36Or what?

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Eh? Come on.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Any treatment you like.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54And what would you recommend?

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Oh, maybe a foot rub for my soon-to-be-swollen ankles?

0:24:57 > 0:25:00- Nah, full body massage.- Ooh!

0:25:00 > 0:25:02What sort of a massage parlour is this?!

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Mm!

0:25:08 > 0:25:10I hate you.

0:25:10 > 0:25:11I hate you, too.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24I know you told me to leave you alone...

0:25:24 > 0:25:26but I can't.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28It don't work, cos you're in here.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31And I cannot get you out of my head, no matter how hard I try.

0:25:33 > 0:25:38I'm sorry I got ahead of myself earlier. But the thing is, I have rehearsed this moment

0:25:38 > 0:25:42so many times in my head, sometimes I forget it ain't happened yet.

0:25:44 > 0:25:45I love you, Whit.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Now, I can't pretend I haven't said them words before

0:25:48 > 0:25:50but for the first time,

0:25:50 > 0:25:52I understand what they mean.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56See, you are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59And if you give me another chance,

0:25:59 > 0:26:02well, I can't promise I won't mess up,

0:26:02 > 0:26:04but for the first time in my life...

0:26:04 > 0:26:07I really, really, don't want to.

0:26:11 > 0:26:15You're the most annoying person I've ever met in my whole life. You're...

0:26:15 > 0:26:18full of yourself. Lazy.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20You always say the wrong thing.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Well...nearly always.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26You know, half of me wishes I never met you.

0:26:26 > 0:26:27And the other half?

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Well, the other half's in shock.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33- Why?- I dunno.

0:26:37 > 0:26:38Cos for the first time in my life...

0:26:40 > 0:26:43..I feel exactly the same.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45And this time, I ain't scared.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49- That's a good thing, yeah?- Yeah.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58You just said you loved me.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02I do.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07I suppose you want me to say it back.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Nah, you're all right.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Well I do...

0:27:12 > 0:27:13..Tyler Moon.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16I love you.

0:27:16 > 0:27:17I always have.

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