0:00:26 > 0:00:30ALFIE: 'You see, the thing is, poker, it isn't really about cards.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37'It's not about the size of your chip stack either.
0:00:43 > 0:00:50'And when you're playing, everyone, and I mean everyone, is your enemy.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52'You can't give them anything.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58'It's you, on your own, against the world.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04'And believe me, you have to win at all costs.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07'Whatever it takes.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12'There we have it.' Five dollars! Come on, Alfie!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Mr High Roller comes home to roost. Well done, sister.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Oh, we're all winners.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Me with my scratchcards, you with your poker.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Here, this'll help the toothache.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23But, Jean, five dollars isn't going to go far.
0:01:23 > 0:01:29It's what you can do with it, Alfie, you being such a good poker player.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31All right, sweetie, yeah?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38This yours? Well, little Amy's?
0:01:38 > 0:01:42I'm sure you don't need a little cup anymore, hmm?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Jack.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Anger ain't good for the soul, mate. - You ain't good for the soul.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04- Hev, here.- Oh.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- There you go.- Oh, thank you.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07What's all that for?
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Ah, bridesmaid dresses, can't decide on a colour, though.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Mrs Branning reckons maybe salmon pink
0:02:13 > 0:02:16but I don't know if I like salmon pink. What do you reckon?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19It was just a scenario that didn't go our way, eh?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- No-one got hurt, nothing got damaged.- Leave it, Derek, yeah?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- Oh, he's in the know now, is he? - Come on, Jack.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- It don't matter. - What d'you mean, don't matter?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29If he says it don't matter, it don't.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Let's stop the arguing. It's done with, dusted.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34I know you're busy but I'm at a bit of a loss.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38I was wondering if you could help me pick my colours for my brides...
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Don't worry. Come on, keep going forward, keep going forward.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- I'm doing my coursework! - You'll be all right.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Dad!- Sorry.- Where we going? - Go on, open 'em.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- What? I don't see anything. - Keep looking. Just keep looking.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01I'm sure it's going to be around here somewhere
0:03:01 > 0:03:03if you look quite closely.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- This?- Yeah.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Oh, Ian.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17I couldn't resist it.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Oh, you shouldn't have.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Yeah, you're telling me.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Come here, you.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Thank you.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Come on.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35Pick a card.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- Shouldn't you be getting back to work?- Just pick a card.- Why?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Cos if you pick a queen,
0:03:40 > 0:03:44then we spend the rest of the day in bed together.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Come on.- I've got to get to the club. We're opening early today.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Just give it to Fat Boy, throw him some money.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52C'mon. One in 13 chance, let's go, let's go.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53- Yeah.- Oh.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Ten of diamonds.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Really?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00You can't win 'em all, babe.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13So, I'm thinking, maybe take the night off, game of cards.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- All right. Sure, man. - £20 in, if that's not too rich.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Ooh. If you want to lose your money, then go right ahead.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Jean, listen to this talk, eh?!
0:04:22 > 0:04:25I'm liking this bloke more and more, I am.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Alfie's very good, you know. - Oh, yeah? Me too.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Oh, right.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34So, who else am I going to be taking money off, huh?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Main thing you get with this motor is reliability.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39It's a diesel, engine's going to run forever,
0:04:39 > 0:04:41it's got a full service history.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Yeah, it's got full service history.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Here, take it for a test drive, yeah?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Dough?
0:04:56 > 0:05:01What, as in deer? Why don't I write you a cheque instead?
0:05:01 > 0:05:03At least then we could make some of this dodgy vodka
0:05:03 > 0:05:05(at least seem legal.)
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- And why don't you be a good, little girl, hmm?- Huh.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10We want things to run smooth while Phil's away.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- Ain't that right, Bill? - Oh, we do?- Like a pearl.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Thank you. We'll make a necklace at this rate.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Oi.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32That is not a man you want to be messing with.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Course he is. You all are. You men.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Oh, I have got years of payback in me.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Check this out, we have gone viral.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43So, I put all the info into the My Mate Gate, all right.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Put all the links about the cheap booze and cheap entry,
0:05:46 > 0:05:48and look at the hits I got! Go on, count 'em.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- You don't have to count them, there's a little thing. - That's almost 200.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Yeah, I know. And rising. - D'you know, I love drunken wasters
0:05:54 > 0:05:56more than anything in the world.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58FAT BOY AND JANINE LAUGH
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Me too.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- So you got lucky that time. - Sorry?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Sold that car.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Oh, it's you. I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17You're still there? You're still at Phil's. I suppose you would be.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Shouldn't you be looking after Amy?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Bet you couldn't sleep last couple of nights. Half expecting a knock at my door.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26No offence, I don't like eating off my brother's plate.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30Anyway, I got steak indoors. Don't need to go out for a burger, do I?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- TANYA LAUGHS - So, he was looking in a compact, seriously?
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Yeah, yeah, he'll be plucking his eyebrows next, won't he? Ha-ha.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Listen, you'd better get back to the salon,
0:06:42 > 0:06:46- I need to get to the gym. - Do you fancy having dinner with us tonight?
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Sorry, he can't, we're busy.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51- Oh, yeah, since when? - You're celebrating.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- Don't know that Jack's in the mood. - I've had a good morning,
0:06:54 > 0:06:59- got some money. Alfie's running a poker night tonight and we're going. - Yeah, well, no thanks.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Got to go home, I've got things on my mind.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Want to put my feet up, have a think.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07It's the weirdest thing. Thought I heard a woman's voice come out of your mouth.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Less of the sexism.- Sexism?
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Just another word for do as you're told.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Oi. I said no, didn't I?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15So, what d'you want, a little bra?
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Get you a little bra, little dress. Suit you.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20I ain't a woman.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21So, prove it.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Yeah, I know. I can't believe how much he paid for it.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Thank you.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48And where are you going?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Out. Out to show off my new bracelet.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52To who?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54What?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Well, it's not like you've got any friends.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Look who's pressed the reset button, eh?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06What is the matter with it? I have to ring someone to fix it.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Hey, what's up with you?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11You could turn a beer sour with a look like that. Ha-ha.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Thank you. So many charming men around these days, aren't there?
0:08:14 > 0:08:18Oh, Rox, I'm only having a laugh. Just winding you up, come on.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Come on, gimme... Come on, let's turn that frown into a smile.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23That's the one, you see.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Now, you could sell toothpaste to the toothless, you could.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Come on. This ain't like you.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Alfie!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- What?- That is not on!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34What you...? Oh, Jean, don't be so stupid!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37I'm just giving Peroxide a pep talk. As if I'd come on to one of my mates.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41- What's the matter with you? - Sorry, must've been the angles or the light.
0:08:41 > 0:08:47Course it was, what's the matter with you? You should be so lucky, eh?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53MUSIC: "Manic Monday" by The Bangles
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Oh, here we go.- Come on, boys.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Oi, oi, lads!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Oi, oi, boys.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33I want to know where she goes, what she does and who's she with.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Look, you know how I feel about this.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- Get someone else to do it. - Well, I can't, can I?
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Got to keep it in the family, people I trust.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Please, Ben.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50All right.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53DOORBELL RINGS
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- Why don't you go bother someone else?- You seeing Phil today?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02You know I'm not.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Poor Shirley. Looks like you could do with some company then.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Ah. I'm good as I am, thanks.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15- Some people might call that breaking and entering.- Arrest me.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23HEAVY BASS PLAYS
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Oi! Get out the way!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Show some respect!
0:10:45 > 0:10:48The date for the Plea and Directions hearing has been set.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53We're expecting a big turnout.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57A lot of people'll be looking forward to Phil being banged up.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01- We should probably sell tickets. - Why didn't you send a letter?
0:11:01 > 0:11:06You know, just something I wanted to add. That little personal touch.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08You're so thoughtful.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12D'you know, you'll be sitting here for the next 20 or 30 years
0:11:12 > 0:11:13with your cup of tea and your fag.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17And one day, there'll be a call
0:11:17 > 0:11:19and it'll be someone telling you
0:11:19 > 0:11:22your old man's just died in his sleep.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Nice and peaceful, lying on his bunk,
0:11:26 > 0:11:28little vessel burst in his heart.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32He opened his eyes one last time,
0:11:32 > 0:11:37looked around and thought, "This is no place for a man like me to die."
0:11:40 > 0:11:41But he dies anyway.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48You know, I always imagined him in one of those Essex mansions.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51In-out driveway, heated pool.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55When you think about it, he's just a little man in a little house.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15So, you got in touch with yourself yet?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Don't get it, do you, Max?
0:12:20 > 0:12:24A few days ago, I was a dad. Then I realised I didn't deserve to be one.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Bruv, there's two ways you can go on this.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29One, you sink into a pit of blackness.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Or, two, you get a flaming grip.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35And that's it, that's your options.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36So, what's it to be?
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Pit of blackness or fun with your brother?
0:12:42 > 0:12:45I'll see you at the Vic, yeah?
0:12:45 > 0:12:49Well, that wasn't so hard, was it? See, don't need Tanya's cooking.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00Steak or burger, you're still looking.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04So, you know what's in my head, do you?
0:13:04 > 0:13:07It's not what's going on in your head that you listen to, is it?
0:13:07 > 0:13:10All you did, Roxy, was give me a nice, little memory.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Nice, perky, well-formed, little memory.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17- I've got plenty of those. - Not with my name on it.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Why don't you face facts?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23You took a shot at the title and you lost.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Hmm.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Yeah, count me in, count me in.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Yeah, because I've got...
0:13:36 > 0:13:41Yeah, I'm telling you, I'm world-class though, warning you.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43You've seen my poker face, ain't you?
0:13:45 > 0:13:49I've just cut my finger, I'm looking for a plaster.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Yeah. Where and when, then? What's the...?
0:13:53 > 0:13:54What's the...the deal?
0:13:58 > 0:14:04Tell you what, let's do, let's go for 50. 50, yeah, yeah.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Let's be men about it.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21- Shirl!- Not now, Hev.- But it's...
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Marsden, she's bang out of order, I'm going to get her.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Can't it wait? We've got that maid of honour talk.- Well, walk and talk.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Yeah, but...- Hev, I'm walking but you're not talking.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Oh, look, I can't decide on the colour.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34What colour suits you best?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36- Black.- Oh.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Ben.- No, I'm Jay, remember. - Where is he?- I don't know.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45- Then go and find him. - I'm working at the moment.- Now!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47All right, all right.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53You're going to wish you had talked some sense into Ben.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55What's Ben done now? Shirl?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Shirl? Shirl!
0:14:59 > 0:15:05Oi! What you doing? Don't you cheek me.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06Go on, the lot of you!
0:15:06 > 0:15:08HEAVY BASS PLAYS
0:15:14 > 0:15:15You don't mind Amy being upstairs?
0:15:15 > 0:15:19Course not. Shenice loves hanging out with her, anyway.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20OK, fine. Look...
0:15:20 > 0:15:23OK, can you...? Don't tell Jack that she's up there, OK?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25It's a little bit sensitive at the moment.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27All right. Lips are sealed, all right.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- Thank you. Appreciate it. - No problem, darling. It's all right.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Oh, 50 quid, eh? Big boy.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Going to get rich, baby.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39Nice dream but I can see you crying all the way home to Janine.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Doubt it.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42You want to be careful, Michael. I've seen Alfie play.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- He's amazing.- Like you'd know anything, though, Jean.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47No, I have seen him playing.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49And you've also seen little green men.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Ah, Michael.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Oh, come on, don't be that way. Jean.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58How about this? Look, pick a queen.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Come on, pick a queen. We can be mates again.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Go on.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04- And what if I don't pick a queen? - Go on, indulge me.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Come on, Jean.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Bet you can't.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- Go on, Jean.- There's a lot at stake.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Oh! What've you got?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15- Queen!- Woo!- Yeah!
0:16:15 > 0:16:17That's it, the luck is with us.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22So, about this game. No Derek.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23Cos I want to enjoy myself.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Sometimes I look at that bloke
0:16:25 > 0:16:27and I think I'm staring into the abyss.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33All right, chaps?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Heard there was a poker game.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42That's Mandy going into the pawn shop.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45With the bracelet.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46And that's her coming out.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48- No bracelet.- She sold it?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Well, must have.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54Ben, you're the business. Text me the photos, yeah?
0:16:54 > 0:16:57I had a message for you. But Shirley can come tell you herself.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Cos I've done my bit. - What's the message?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02You'll have to find out for yourself, wont you?
0:17:02 > 0:17:05I wouldn't want to be in your shoes, though.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23This is not on, Patrick, we're not having it.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Yeah, but look at the prices.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Yeah, yeah, it's outrageous, that's what it is.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34You know anyone with a good camera?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Oh, c'mon, Luce, you got to cut loose. Get it? Loose Luce.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Passed Roxy on the way in.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Jean had to go and do something with her camera.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51I just needed cover. She'll be back soon to sort out drinks up here.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55- So does that mean Amy's here? - No, no, she's with...
0:17:55 > 0:17:59No offence, Michael, but tonight, I'm going to eviscerate you.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03- Big talk.- I'm going to gut you too. - That's charming.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06And you, well, you lost already.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Oi, it's supposed to be a laugh, this is.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Not like a scene from Gladiator.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Good, cos tonight, I'm about to unleash hell.
0:18:14 > 0:18:19Oh, come on, your faces, eh? Your sad, frightened faces.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21I'm here to have fun as well.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- Yeah, really cheery, Derek. - Ladies, come on, please.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27Come on, boys, you lot should be like me. A ray of sunshine.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31No, no. For you, mate, darkness falls.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Tonight is the night that your lights go out.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- Leave it out, come on.- Come on, it's banter. It's just a bit of banter.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Here we go, shuffle up and deal now, all right?
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Come on, Jack, lighten up. You're with the boys now.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48The outside world don't exist.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Well, how come I can hear In The Night Garden?
0:18:50 > 0:18:54MUSIC: "In The Night Garden Theme" He's right, that is In The Night Garden.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56How do you know what it is?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- It's a parent's duty to watch. - Igglepiggle.- Upsy Daisy.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Yeah, it's Amy's favourite show. She loves watching it.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05You sure she ain't here?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07What? No. Jack, no. That's just Shenice.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Boys, boys, boys. Igglepiggle's dead.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15- Let's play cards.- Right.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19I'll be there when I can, Lauren.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22- Promise.- Thank you.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- What? - You're not wearing your bracelet.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- Don't you like it? - I'll have it if you don't want it.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35If you want to go get it.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42MUSIC: "Louder" by DJ Fresh
0:19:54 > 0:19:59- So, this is what you wanted then? - Make it cheap and they will come.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- PHONE RINGS - Sorry.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Hello? Yeah, speaking.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11Lauren? How'd you get this number?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21- Shirley.- It's about time.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- Right, what've I done?- Look, Ben, you've got to start coming good.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27He's about to go down. You got to start remembering who he is
0:20:27 > 0:20:30and what he's done for you.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33He's your dad! You owe him.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35I mean it. You got to tell the police you were lying.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37I ain't doing it.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40You what? You what?!
0:20:40 > 0:20:43- You heard.- How can you do this to him?
0:20:43 > 0:20:44To us?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49OK, Ben. It's plain and simple.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52You do as I say or I'll slice your guts seven times till Sunday.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56- Here we go again.- Are you hearing me? I won't be looking after you!
0:20:56 > 0:20:58You'll be on your own!
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Ben? You all right?
0:21:19 > 0:21:23- What's she doing here?- I thought Jean was going to be here.- She's not.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24No offence, I'm out of here.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- Fellas, it's just drinks. That's all.- Don't go just cos of her.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31I'd rather not be doing this, but there you go.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Yours is a steak, Max, isn't it?
0:21:35 > 0:21:38- What's she going on about? - Dozy blonde.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40You reckon, Derek, yeah?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- All the evidence points that way. - Don't start, Derek.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46- You heard her, Del.- What's it to you?- We don't need this, do we?
0:21:46 > 0:21:48- Since when are you calling the shots?- Can we just play cards?
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Woah, ladies, please.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Look at that. My luck's just changed.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00All in.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Aye, aye, here we go.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05So, what's brought this on?
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Just fancy getting away for a bit. You know, be nice to see Jane.
0:22:09 > 0:22:14- Now?- Yeah, what about school? - Yeah, she's got a point.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Look, I just need to get away for a bit, all right.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20There's too much going on here and I can't concentrate.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23OK, I'll give you a lift. And when I get back,
0:22:23 > 0:22:26we'll have a think about where you lost that bracelet.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30Yeah, I don't know, you know. I think it might've been nicked.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32All right, see you in a bit.
0:22:32 > 0:22:37Thieves. I hate 'em. I hate 'em more than anything.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38PHONE BEEPS
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Gotcha.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57Read 'em and weep.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Oh, come to poppa.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03DEREK CHUCKLES
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Here lies Michael Moon, born to lose.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09Janine'll just have to reimburse you, mate, eh? She's got plenty.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Course she has. That's the only reason he's with her, innit?
0:23:12 > 0:23:15This boy don't do love, do you, Michael?
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Whatever.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Come on, Jack, you're throwing your money away.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Don't even want to be here, do I?- Jack.
0:23:25 > 0:23:30- I knew she was here. I knew it. - Roxy didn't want to upset you. - No, this out of order!
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Calm down. You don't want to upset her, do you?
0:23:32 > 0:23:36- Come on, where's Shenice? - That's your little girl?
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Look, why don't we just call it quits, yeah?
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- Let's do this another night. - No, I tell you what,
0:23:42 > 0:23:46how about we up the stakes, eh?
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- Not for me. I'm done.- Hang on, who's the woman now, Max, eh?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Who's wearing the bra?
0:23:51 > 0:23:54That's very amusing. I like that.
0:23:54 > 0:23:59Well, then, 500 to you, Mr Sunshine.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12I want photos of everything.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Yeah, exhibit A to V.
0:24:21 > 0:24:22Lauren, shut the door.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Cannot believe the oldies were so blind.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Are you blind? This ain't the R & R.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30- Yeah. But there's a way in through here.- What was all that about?
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Don't know, don't really care.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35That's a fire exit.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36Is it?
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Hang on girls, that's a fiver each. Come on.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41I don't think so.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44Oi!
0:24:44 > 0:24:47MUSIC: "Mama Do The Hump" by Rizzle Kicks
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Almost had you.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Did you like my little set-up?
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Knew you'd take the bait and go after Ben.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23- I've got no idea what you're talking about.- Hmm.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27Anyway, Ben's off on a little break now.
0:25:27 > 0:25:28I asked him why he wouldn't shop you.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Shame.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36I mean, come on, intimidating a witness, Shirley.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Are we getting desperate?
0:25:37 > 0:25:39I ain't done nothing.
0:25:39 > 0:25:44You try anything like that again and you'll be tossed in a cell.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Just like your old man.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12So much for my money-making scheme, eh?
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Yeah, well, it's a bit difficult for me to concentrate.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Yeah, I know. Yeah, I'm sorry.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Listen, while you're here, mate, why don't...?
0:26:19 > 0:26:21She ain't my daughter, Alfie. Is she?
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Oi. Course she is.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Now, you go in and see her.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33- I ain't going to do it.- Go on.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56MUSIC: "In The Night Garden Theme"
0:27:11 > 0:27:14We're going to be all right, sweetheart.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Give me a kiss.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Why don't you go home to your steak, Max?
0:27:21 > 0:27:25I would do but it ain't been on the menu for a while.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29I know what you are, Roxy.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32A little game player.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Look at you. Little tease.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40What I am is something you shouldn't be getting any nearer to.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43It's funny, cos you're the one that dropped the towel.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Well, accidents happen.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48- That's always my excuse.- Yeah?
0:27:50 > 0:27:53ALFIE: Roxy! You out here, darling? Come on, I need you!
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