28/02/2012

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0:00:24 > 0:00:26Absolutely not.

0:00:26 > 0:00:29Look, that is my final offer.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32Sorry, I've got to go.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Here she comes. Woman of the year(!)

0:00:34 > 0:00:38- Ugh! What do you want?- Have you seen this road?- Not that again!

0:00:38 > 0:00:42Listen, darling, we all like a good time. Me more than most.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45This road is a warzone and it's down to you and your Manic Mondays.

0:00:45 > 0:00:50- Can't you just give it a rest? - Your name above the door -

0:00:50 > 0:00:54your responsibility for any public nuisance.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Billy!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59- Yeah, what?- Tidy the road.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02- You what?!- Clear it up.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06- What, the road?- The road, the pavement. Just clear the mess.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Are you happy now?

0:01:08 > 0:01:11I'll be happy when you show some consideration

0:01:11 > 0:01:13for those of us who live and work round here.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15I think you'll find that I do,

0:01:15 > 0:01:19bearing in mind that I employ and house most people around here.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Babe, you always ask me what I want for dinner when I'm having my breakfast.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33When else do I get a chance?

0:01:33 > 0:01:36I don't mind, all right? You choose.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Your dad's not said anything about that bracelet

0:01:51 > 0:01:55so I'm assuming you've not showed him the pictures of me pawning it.

0:01:55 > 0:01:56Why?

0:01:56 > 0:02:00Yeah, well, he'll see them when I want him to see them.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04Suit yourself. You're just giving me more time to come up with a reasonable excuse.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07You know what, it would take you 50 years for your brain

0:02:07 > 0:02:10to come up with something even half reasonable.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13So I'd pack your bags if I were you.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24- What's that lot?- It's the ironing. You don't mind, do you?

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- I'm just going to do the bathroom. - I do mind, actually.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30It's my day off and I'd like a bit of time to relax.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33- A little relax! When was the last time- I- got to relax?

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Probably when you was locked in your cell

0:02:35 > 0:02:38for 23 hours a day and I was looking after your kids.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41I didn't mean for it to come out like that.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44How DID you mean it? I've been out for ages, you're still bringing it up!

0:02:46 > 0:02:50Look, I just want some time for myself.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Why didn't you say that? I'm not a mind-reader!

0:02:53 > 0:02:57What is this? Gas bill, final demand?

0:02:57 > 0:02:58No, that is a FINAL final demand.

0:02:58 > 0:03:03- Don't know why they write it in red ink.- How much? I suppose we used that over Christmas.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05If we ain't got it they can't have it.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08- That's a great attitude(!) - What attitude am I meant to have?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Ricky's money ain't even touching the sides.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14I've asked Shirley for some extra shifts and she said she's doing me a favour as it is.

0:03:14 > 0:03:19- I don't like this any more than you do, Mum. - We're out of milk. Here you go.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23- Oh, so I've to go and get that, on top of everything else? - Well, I'll do the ironing!

0:03:23 > 0:03:25And while you're at it, here's an extra quid.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Treat yourself to a scratchcard.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Might be your lucky day.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32I still don't like the way she bosses you around. It ain't right.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34She's the boss. That's what bosses do.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37She thinks she's better than you and everyone else round here.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39She's got money. That makes her better.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43I'd rather have my looks than her money. Anyway, my looks are going to GET me money.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45- How do you mean?- Chill out!

0:03:45 > 0:03:50I mean, looking as fit as this, I'm going to have no trouble pulling a bloke with money.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53And no, I don't mean a dealer or anyone dodgy.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Yeah, I reckon I could pull myself a nice bloke.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59Someone that works at a building society or a plumber.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02We can get a place together and I can train to become a hairdresser.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04You can come round on Sundays for lunch.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08- He'd better be a good cook.- He'd better be good at looking after kids!

0:04:08 > 0:04:10What you looking at?!

0:04:13 > 0:04:17- I wanted to pull her gross hair out by its roots.- But you didn't, did you? So...

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Yeah, well, I should've done.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Lucy, you don't like the woman that your dad's marrying. So what?

0:04:23 > 0:04:24You're not supposed to.

0:04:24 > 0:04:30- They're called wicked stepmothers for a reason.- I liked Jane! It's just this one.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32She's taking him for a ride. And she's got someone else.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36- Why do you think she pawned the bracelet?- I don't know. Why?

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Cos the other guy wants money!

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Oh, right... Of course, yes.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Mandy - the woman that you said is with your dad for his money -

0:04:44 > 0:04:48is now having an affair with someone that ain't got a penny to his name.

0:04:48 > 0:04:53Why don't you just show your dad the pictures of her pawning the bracelet?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Cos the photos aren't proof that she's having an affair, are they?

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- (OK.)- I need to find proper proof...

0:05:00 > 0:05:02And you're going to help me!

0:05:10 > 0:05:14Can you believe it - it's, like, nearly been two weeks?

0:05:14 > 0:05:16I know. Feels like two months.

0:05:16 > 0:05:20I mean, in a good way. Just because we're spending so much time together.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22I love being with you.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Yeah, well, make the most of it cos I'm meant to be at the Emporium.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Don't mind me. You not at college today, Whit?

0:05:33 > 0:05:37- Later. - Right, if you're not doing anything you can help out with the ironing.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42- You can't get one minute's peace round here!- Come here.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Let me tell you why you love being with me.- Oh, yeah? Go on, then.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Well, it's cos I'm the perfect boyfriend!- Yeah?

0:05:48 > 0:05:51I've got the looks, I've got the body...

0:05:51 > 0:05:53I'm generous, I'm charming.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54And I won over Bianca.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57No, you haven't. She's not THAT keen on you yet.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00- She will be, just like you are. - Oh, yeah?

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Come here.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10If you two wanted to be alone, I could go out for a bit.

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Yeah?

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Mind you, I'd expect the ironing done when I get back.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23I had Cora on at me about the litter in front of the club.

0:06:23 > 0:06:28There was a whole heap of rubbish on the road, and not just from the club.

0:06:28 > 0:06:34- There's this chicken shop...? - McKlunky's.- They're pushing a heap of rubbish too.

0:06:34 > 0:06:40- That's Janine for you. Don't care about anyone apart from profit.- Does anyone ever win on these things?

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Yeah, sometimes. Oh! Jean - she won, didn't she?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Yeah, she won about, what, 8K?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47It's a mug's game.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51Well, I've always been a mug. Here you are, give us another one. Me luck's got to change sometime.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55That is the winning ticket, I can feel it in my bones.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57This is the one! This is it. Go on, girl!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Go on, you've got two... Oh.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Oh...two stars. There you go. Not to worry.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06I'll see you all later.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08- See you, darling.- See you. - That's for the paper

0:07:08 > 0:07:12and I'll take one of those scratchy cards if that's all right.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16- Well, you never know. - You know what, I hate looking at it like that - all burnt out.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17It's soulless.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19It's a shame, innit? Not to worry, though.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23Oh, hold on. One...two...

0:07:23 > 0:07:26three! Can you believe it?! I've got the big three!

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Alfie's a millionaire! I've won a tenner!

0:07:29 > 0:07:30THEY LAUGH

0:07:30 > 0:07:36If you're looking for something special, there's a nice two-piece over there. Suit you.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Just having a browse, actually.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40What you doing?

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Counting.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44I'm not allowed to sell jigsaw puzzles

0:07:44 > 0:07:47if there's more than three pieces missing.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Why would anybody want to buy a jigsaw with a piece missing?

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Come to think of it, why would anybody want to buy a jigsaw at all?

0:07:53 > 0:07:56I like jigsaw puzzles.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59So long as they ain't got a lot of sky. Life's too short.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- Oh!- Afternoon.

0:08:02 > 0:08:06If you're looking for a new girlfriend, I'm right out.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10And if you want to offload your current one, try the RSPCA

0:08:10 > 0:08:13cos I wouldn't give her shelf room.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17- I hear you've been giving Janine aggro.- What of it?- We don't want any unpleasantries, Cora.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20I don't mind an unpleasantry, myself.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23We're just trying to make a living, like everybody else.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27By selling booze to underage kids?

0:08:27 > 0:08:31Is that right? You're getting kids drunk?

0:08:31 > 0:08:36- Not that it's got anything to do with you.- You're wrong. It's got everything to do with me,

0:08:36 > 0:08:38- and every parent round here. - They're not underage.

0:08:38 > 0:08:42It's a club, all right? There's bound to be noise and there's bound to be litter.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44We don't complain when, every night,

0:08:44 > 0:08:48there's bags of tat lined up on your doorstep, do we?

0:08:48 > 0:08:51If you have any grumblings, come and see ME, please. Janine's pregnant.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55Therefore she's delicate.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59Janine - delicate?! Someone wants to do something about him.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03Don't worry, darling, I already have.

0:09:07 > 0:09:11- Thank God I saw them before I actually started cutting it. - PHONE BEEPS

0:09:11 > 0:09:12Hmm?

0:09:14 > 0:09:17My 10:30. Head full of nits.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20You should have just chucked her out.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24You know what I love about our relationship?

0:09:24 > 0:09:27The way you hang off my every word. I DID chuck her out.

0:09:27 > 0:09:31That's what I've been talking about for the last half-hour. I've got to get back.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Who was that?

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Er, it was just a customer asking me to drop a price.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41- And will you?- Nah.

0:09:41 > 0:09:46- Won't do her any harm to keep her waiting, will it? - It's always games with you, innit?

0:09:48 > 0:09:52Look, I know I said things were better between me and Lucy, but...

0:09:52 > 0:09:53What now?

0:09:54 > 0:09:57She's been following me around, taking photos.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59What sort of photos?

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Well... I've got a bit of a confession to make.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09The thing is...

0:10:10 > 0:10:13..after my bracelet was stolen, I felt really bad,

0:10:13 > 0:10:15cos I know how much it cost you.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18So I went to this little pawn shop.

0:10:18 > 0:10:23I've got this old ring, and I thought I could get money for it so I could at least give you some back.

0:10:23 > 0:10:29Anyway, unbeknown to me, whoever had stolen my bracelet had only gone to the same pawn shop!

0:10:29 > 0:10:34Anyway, the ring wasn't worth anything, and I didn't get any money, but that's not the point.

0:10:34 > 0:10:40The point is Lucy has taken photos of me going in and out of the pawn shop, and she's done something -

0:10:40 > 0:10:44some sort of computer thing. You know I don't get all that stuff.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48But she's made it looks like I'm wearing the bracelet when I go in.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50- Like Photoshop? - No, you're not listening to me.

0:10:50 > 0:10:56- It was a PAWN shop.- No, Photoshop's when you alter photos. - Oh, right, yeah, silly me!

0:10:56 > 0:11:02Well, anyway, she's tried to make it look like I have sold the bracelet

0:11:02 > 0:11:04which is not true. The bracelet was stolen.

0:11:04 > 0:11:08- Probably just messing around on the computer, that's all.- Really?- Yeah.

0:11:11 > 0:11:16I was just worried. She's not going to be happy till she's torn us apart.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19As if that's going to happen.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22I don't even know what I'm meant to be looking for.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Anything to back up what I already know.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28- Yeah? Like what?- Just keep looking! - Grrr!

0:11:28 > 0:11:32- Yes, what can I do for you? - You wouldn't happen to have any jobs behind the bar?

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Sorry, I'm all staffed up what with taking Roxy on.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39- I could collect glasses. - I'm sure you could, but Paddy's got that one sewn up.- Cleaning?

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Jean's doing that, darling.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45Tell you what, next time I have a special event in the pub I'll give you a shout.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48With Mo and Kat being away I'll probably need extra hands. I'll call you.

0:11:48 > 0:11:52- Thanks.- What's this? - None of your business. - You're sounding pretty desperate.

0:11:52 > 0:11:57- What's wrong?- You've made it quite clear YOU don't want to help me financially.- Hey, hold on!

0:11:57 > 0:12:01- I'm happy to give you money for Morgan.- It's the rest of us you don't care about.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05- Everything all right, Bianca? - What you doing here?

0:12:05 > 0:12:07I just fancied a drink.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10- You're happy to throw money at this lot. That's new, innit?- No, it's not.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14I know everything in your wardrobe. I've never seen this before.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16I got it from the charity shop, all right?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18I knew I recognised that.

0:12:18 > 0:12:23Ignore the label - it says wash on 30 but the bias binding might buckle

0:12:23 > 0:12:26- so you might want to give it a lukewarm hand-wash.- It's yours?- Mmm.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30I gave them nice slacks that go with that as well. You want to look out for them.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Sorry, hang on a second.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38You didn't drop this by any chance, did you?

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Yeah, I think I did, cheers.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43You did? Take care.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49- What?- I saw you drop that tenner next to her.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51So what? She's had it rough lately.

0:12:56 > 0:13:00- There has got to be somewhere we've not looked. - Um, Lucy, do you not think

0:13:00 > 0:13:05- you're getting a little bit obsessed with this?- What, and you don't care about your parents?

0:13:05 > 0:13:08The girl who nearly killed her dad for cheating on her mum.

0:13:08 > 0:13:12Hello, girls. I thought you'd be at school.

0:13:12 > 0:13:13Nice to see you, too.

0:13:17 > 0:13:21Right, well, this was fun while it lasted, weren't it, eh?

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Yeah, we're not finished yet.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Lucy!

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Oh, you stupid...

0:13:34 > 0:13:35- Lucy...?- Can't stop!

0:13:35 > 0:13:38They're practising for the Olympics!

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Lucy, you are crazy!

0:13:40 > 0:13:42No, just determined.

0:13:42 > 0:13:43She's going to go mental!

0:13:43 > 0:13:45No change there, then.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52- She made me do the ironing. - Well, it's the food chain, innit? I give it to her, she gives it to you,

0:13:52 > 0:13:56- and in a couple of years you'll be able to give it to Tiff.- Cake mix?

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Yeah, you know how much they love cake.

0:13:58 > 0:14:03Thought I'd do loads of chocolate icing. If you're lucky you can lick the bowl.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- Oh, I love hundreds and thousands! - How I did know that? You going out later?

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Yeah, it's me and Tyler's nearly-two-week anniversary so...

0:14:11 > 0:14:13I'm glad you like him.

0:14:13 > 0:14:17I didn't say I liked him. I said he's better than I thought he was going to be. But if he hurts you,

0:14:17 > 0:14:20- he won't look so pretty. - You've said that before.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23It's the pretty ones you've got to watch.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25- You think he's pretty? - I think he's pretty!

0:14:26 > 0:14:28You're never chucking that away!

0:14:28 > 0:14:31It's bad enough that the only thing I've bought myself in a while

0:14:31 > 0:14:35is from a charity shop without finding out that it was Jean Slater's!

0:14:35 > 0:14:36It looks all right on you.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38It probably looked good on Jean when it was new.

0:14:38 > 0:14:44- I don't think anything looked good on Jean!- Laugh all you want, but I still don't want it.

0:14:44 > 0:14:48- Where did you get the money to get that?- I found a tenner. - Oh, great priorities, Bianca.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50You was going to buy yourself a G&T earlier!

0:14:51 > 0:14:54- What are you accusing me of? - Nothing.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57No, come on, let's have it. I work really hard.

0:14:57 > 0:15:01I give up most of what I earn. And with the rest of it I budget for seven drinks a week.

0:15:01 > 0:15:06That's one a day. One pathetic little drink to make me feel a bit better about my life.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09- What, you'd deny me that? - Of course not.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14Look at all this stuff. My mum's bag is exactly the same.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Nice lipstick, though.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Yeah, nice if you're standing on a street corner.

0:15:19 > 0:15:23- What's this perfume, then? - Eau de Grot.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Look, this don't feel right. Feels like we've mugged her.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29There's nothing here anyway - look.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Oh, isn't there?

0:15:34 > 0:15:36KNOCK AT DOOR

0:15:41 > 0:15:42What do you want?

0:15:42 > 0:15:45I'm pretending to buy a car, ain't I?

0:15:45 > 0:15:48I can see that you are just rushed off your feet.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Too busy to respond to my text?

0:15:52 > 0:15:54I'm getting round to it.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57You know I have got a little bit of dignity left.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59I'm getting sick of waiting for my phone to ring.

0:16:01 > 0:16:05That's all it's going to take, is it? One phone call?

0:16:08 > 0:16:10It's a good place to start, innit?

0:16:12 > 0:16:14See ya.

0:16:17 > 0:16:21- Lucy, you have gone too far this time!- Well, I had to, to prove she's cheating on you!

0:16:21 > 0:16:23And, look, I've even got photos!

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Mandy's told me all about the photos.

0:16:26 > 0:16:27- What did she say? - That you altered them

0:16:27 > 0:16:32- to make it look like she was wearing the bracelet when she wasn't. - Why would I do that?!

0:16:32 > 0:16:36- Because you're out to cause trouble! - No! I'm out to show him exactly what you are!

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Dad, I didn't even take the pictures.

0:16:38 > 0:16:39Ben did, so why don't you ask him?

0:16:39 > 0:16:44- Oh, that's convenient considering he's gone away.- You don't need to cos I found this in her bag.

0:16:44 > 0:16:48- What's this?- A money transfer. You sent money to someone yesterday.

0:16:48 > 0:16:52So don't try and deny it cos it's there in black and white!

0:16:52 > 0:16:54All right...

0:16:54 > 0:16:58I pawned the bracelet. I needed the money, I'm sorry. I can't tell you why.

0:16:58 > 0:16:59See? She admitted it!

0:16:59 > 0:17:01You're loving this, ain't you!

0:17:06 > 0:17:11I'm so sorry, I wish I could tell you why but I can't.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14I just can't! But it isn't what it looks like, I promise.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Ian, I've never asked you for anything.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20But I'm asking you this now. Just please...

0:17:20 > 0:17:24you've just got to believe me. I'm not having an affair.

0:17:24 > 0:17:30And there's no-one else... Just believe me, OK?

0:17:37 > 0:17:40- How do you know it's Georgian? - I looked it up.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42- It's not got a date on it. - Yeah, but it looks right.

0:17:42 > 0:17:46- You call something Georgian, you can double the price.- What is it?

0:17:46 > 0:17:48- It's a pot!- What kind of pot? - A Georgian pot!

0:18:00 > 0:18:03- Can I help you, mate? All right? - Not unless you're Janine Butcher.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05No, no, I'm Michael Moon.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08- How's it going, all right? And you are?- Licensing officer.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12You won't find Janine here at this time. She's probably at home.

0:18:12 > 0:18:17- Just come from there. No-one in. - Really? Oh, yeah, that's cos she's moved, of course, yeah.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20She's gone to Dalston, I think? Somewhere in Dalston.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Sorry, I can't be more specific than that.

0:18:29 > 0:18:30Janine?

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Rose has managed to lose another mop.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38And you are bothering me with this why?

0:18:38 > 0:18:42All right? I've just fobbed some geezer off looking for you.

0:18:42 > 0:18:47- Why did you fob him off? - Some licensing bloke. It's that dodgy booze.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50- Someone's shopped you. - I know exactly who that is.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53- Billy?- Yeah?- Please can you come in here and finish this up for me? And please,

0:18:53 > 0:18:55all right, be careful.

0:18:55 > 0:18:59This is very expensive stuff that I'm ordering.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01I sent him to Dalston.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Are you expecting me to thank you?

0:19:08 > 0:19:10"Moses basket..."

0:19:10 > 0:19:12All right for some, innit!

0:19:32 > 0:19:35- What you doing? - What? Nothing! Nothing.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39Just Janine, she wanted me to order some baby stuff for her.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43And she wants two of everything?

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Solid silver. That won't turn your wrist green.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55It's a bit pricey, though.

0:19:55 > 0:19:56What price glamour, eh?

0:19:56 > 0:20:00- Yeah, but £15? - How much? Who priced that up?

0:20:00 > 0:20:04Honestly, some of them that work here, they've got no idea. Give us a tenner.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07- Five.- It's a charity, darling. Eight.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09- Six.- Seven, and you've got a deal.

0:20:09 > 0:20:14Come on, I want to close the shop up and put my feet up.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17- Who do you think you are, reporting me?!- Oh, they've come already?

0:20:17 > 0:20:21- So, what, you're not even denying it? - Yeah, I called 'em,

0:20:21 > 0:20:24and if they don't close you down, I'll call 'em again.

0:20:24 > 0:20:28You're using that club of yours for underaged drinking.

0:20:28 > 0:20:32You think you can get away with anything, don't you?

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Well, not this time, darling.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Don't you threaten me, because I am warning you...

0:20:38 > 0:20:41Oh! Are you hearing this?!

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Issuing threats to a pensioner!

0:20:44 > 0:20:48A volunteer in a charity shop!

0:20:48 > 0:20:50You know what she's doing, don't you?

0:20:50 > 0:20:55She's flogging cheap booze all day, all night to kids.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Were you always this righteous when your daughter was bedding Max

0:20:58 > 0:21:03behind Vanessa's back? Or when the other daughter was jacking up in a crack den?

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Ladies, maybe this is a good time to intervene.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08What if we reached a compromise?

0:21:08 > 0:21:12How would you feel about that, if we crack down on the fake IDs,

0:21:12 > 0:21:15if we opened later in the afternoon

0:21:15 > 0:21:20and I personally gave you my own pledge to clean up every scrap of litter?

0:21:20 > 0:21:22- Every scrap.- Every pool of vomit?

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Yeah, all right, every...every pool of vomit as well.

0:21:27 > 0:21:31And a monetary contribution to this fine establishment.

0:21:31 > 0:21:35- Stop! I am not going to give her money.- Tax deductible, of course.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38- Deal?- Well...

0:21:39 > 0:21:42I'm not against a good time... Deal.

0:21:42 > 0:21:46Fantastic. Ladies...

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Remind me never to get on the wrong side of you.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54I'm just a harmless old lady, darling.

0:21:56 > 0:22:00You know Megan Rogers? She's having a birthday party but I ain't invited

0:22:00 > 0:22:04cos her boyfriend Jake fancies me.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08What?

0:22:11 > 0:22:15Whitney's had the sewing machine out all afternoon. What do you think?

0:22:17 > 0:22:21We've lost all them flowers and the Jean Slater froufrou.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24- Do you like it?- You did this after I chucked it out?

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Yeah.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30I don't know what to say. It's really nice!

0:22:30 > 0:22:34- Stick it on!- All right, I will! - DOORBELL

0:22:34 > 0:22:41- That'll be Liam, probably forgot his key.- Thought he had a shift at McKlunky's. ..Thanks, Whitney.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43It's all right.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46Oh...

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Take this.

0:22:52 > 0:22:53What is it?

0:22:54 > 0:22:58You've brought my kid up for the last six years.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02You've done a brilliant job. What's in there don't come close to child maintenance,

0:23:02 > 0:23:05but Alfie just paid me, and this is all I've got at the moment.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Just under three hundred.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10What? I don't...

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Just take it, B.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15Morgan, your dad's here.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18- ..Fancy some cake?- I'd love to.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21- Tell me!- It's a surprise!

0:23:21 > 0:23:23But I hate surprises!

0:23:23 > 0:23:25- You'll like this one. - Will I?- Oh, yeah.

0:23:25 > 0:23:29No offence, but your idea of what's a good surprise will probably be pretty lame.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32You're not going to tell me, are you?

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Well, that depends.

0:23:34 > 0:23:35On what?

0:23:35 > 0:23:39OK... They're starting these classes at the community centre.

0:23:39 > 0:23:44- First-time-mum sort of thing. You agree to go, and I'll tell you what the surprise is.- No way.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47- OK, I won't tell you what the surprise is, then.- Fine!

0:23:47 > 0:23:49- Where you going?!- Out.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Surprise? You went and did it, didn't you?

0:23:53 > 0:23:57- You've got to take your chances, Hev, you know that.- It's stealing.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00I've never stolen anything in my life - not on purpose, anyway.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02It's not PROPER stealing!

0:24:02 > 0:24:07- You'd better cancel that order, or you're no better than a thief. - It's not for me, all right?!

0:24:07 > 0:24:09So why don't you just mind your own, eh?

0:24:09 > 0:24:13Why don't you go and make yourself busy somewhere else?

0:24:13 > 0:24:17And I tell you, if you say anything to anyone about what I did, right,

0:24:17 > 0:24:20I won't be held responsible - do you understand?

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Do you?!

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Good. Now, go on, do one.

0:24:34 > 0:24:38MUSIC: "Dance With Me Tonight" by Olly Murs

0:24:44 > 0:24:46LAUGHING AND SQUEALING

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Who wants cake? THEY CHEER

0:24:51 > 0:24:54Oh, that flamin' meter!

0:24:54 > 0:24:57- You know me. I love a happy hour. - This is true.

0:24:57 > 0:25:02But there's a difference between half-price drinks

0:25:02 > 0:25:05and flogging quick shots to kids who can't afford it

0:25:05 > 0:25:08so then they get drunk and trash the neighbourhood.

0:25:12 > 0:25:17- Michaela if it's a girl.- Never! Anyway, I've already decided on a girl's name.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Come on then...

0:25:19 > 0:25:22No, you'll just have to wait and see.

0:25:22 > 0:25:26Oh, can we sit over here because Cora's there and I've had quite enough of her today.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30So I don't get a say in naming my own child?

0:25:30 > 0:25:33You can make some suggestions and I might like one.

0:25:33 > 0:25:38What about Matthew Moon? Matthew Moon if it's a boy.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Look, let's just make one thing clear, shall we?

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Whatever it is and whatever we decide to call it,

0:25:43 > 0:25:45its surname is going to be Butcher.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47You having a laugh?

0:25:47 > 0:25:51Not open for debate. ..Orange juice, please. And I imagine he's going to have a whisky.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53PHONE BEEPS

0:25:53 > 0:25:55See her face?

0:25:55 > 0:25:59Clearly she hates to be in the wrong.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01I wouldn't start celebrating, Cora.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Janine fights dirty.

0:26:03 > 0:26:07Good! Who wants a clean fight?

0:26:11 > 0:26:16- I could get you a top-up. - Oh, it's too late now, Ray. Anyway, I like it like this.

0:26:16 > 0:26:20- I don't.- Right. There should be enough battery to play the film.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Yay!

0:26:22 > 0:26:24- He's great, ain't he? - Thanks, Tyler.

0:26:24 > 0:26:28- No worries. Good job we had them candles at the Emporium. - Yeah, it's romantic, ain't it?

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Oh, don't go getting any ideas, you two!

0:26:31 > 0:26:33Tiff, pass Tyler the cake.

0:26:33 > 0:26:34There's only one left!

0:26:34 > 0:26:37Yeah, and it's for Tyler!

0:26:37 > 0:26:38Thank you.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41Happy nearly-two-week anniversary.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Ugh, they're kissing!

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Shut up! Come on, press play, Tyler!

0:26:45 > 0:26:48MUSIC: Theme from "Indiana Jones"

0:26:50 > 0:26:54If he wants to believe her, he's more stupid than I thought he was.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58I seriously think you should just forget about it.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Let her take him for a ride. It's his own fault.

0:27:00 > 0:27:05No way! This "L Stevens" on the money transfer is obviously the same "L" on her phone.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07So what, Lucy?

0:27:07 > 0:27:11- I've got L's number. - Right. And are you going to ring it?

0:27:11 > 0:27:15No. I've texted him. Told him to come and visit Walford.

0:27:15 > 0:27:19We're going to find out exactly what Mandy's hiding.

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